Son of a Boy Dad - Credit to Sas | Son of a Boy Dad #272

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Today it is February 3rd, Super Bowl week. I thought you guys were going gonna talk a while longer, so I started a chess game, and immediately, the guy I'm playing came out and said this in the chat, "'I will be applying sanctions and tariffs "'on your pieces. "'Trust me.'" So I have to finish this game, but I'll be part of this.

Starting point is 00:01:21 All good. I have to beat this fucking guy. I mean, when we're talking sanctions and tariffs, you have my full blessing to go and fucking nuke him. As we should be doing to Canada and Mexico. Nobody's ever said anything like this to me in a game of chess. Here 2-4 I thought was a gentleman's game. Smack talk. I was just in Canada this weekend.

Starting point is 00:01:40 Oh my god, did your American ass get booed? No. Did you see at the Raptors game and at the Sen your American ass get booed? No. Did you see at the Raptors game and at the Senators game, they booed the national anthem, the American national anthem? No, no, I didn't know that, no. We don't do the national anthem before my shows, but I wonder if we do.

Starting point is 00:01:54 It's kind of wack that you don't. I do. Really? I play it on my piano. Yeah, that's nice. And everyone sings along. Honestly, we should. We should at least do the Pledge of Allegiance.

Starting point is 00:02:03 Do you know it all still? Yeah. Say it. Pledge of Allegiance. Do you know it all still? Yeah. Say it. Pledge of Allegiance. You're already wrong. I Pledge of Allegiance. Oh, heretofore you fucked that up, bro. He's from Britain.

Starting point is 00:02:19 This guy's even, he's not even from a country that we are. Terror, do they start terrorists though? I feel like Britain fucking- They just came to a conclusion with Mexico to postpone the terrorists, I think. Just Mexico though, not China and Canada. Yeah. You guys see they're putting a tariff on fentanyl, bro?

Starting point is 00:02:36 That sucks. Use it now, bro. Get it while you can. Well, we want American made fentanyl. Exactly. It's absolute bullshit that we're outsourcing our fentanyl to China, through Mexico. Just make it in the factories in Detroit and Cleveland. Bring back manufacturing.

Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah, bring back homegrown Fet. Fent. Let's open up those fucking GM plants that they shut down in the 70s and get the fentanyl on the lines. You know who could help with that is Elon. Our good brother Elon you on the the the news cycle has been fucking fast lately though I haven't really been keeping up to date I've just been more been I was out in Canada just focusing

Starting point is 00:03:19 more on Canadian stuff lately so did you didn't feel the tariffs while you were up there? We didn't feel the tariffs, no. Did things cost more or? I didn't really spend anything. It's a pretty low-key weekend. Crazy how Moog just smoked you on content with a still frame. Dude, his stuff was incredible. Look, I don't wanna say it was my idea. What? Well, if it was your idea, you would've did it. don't want to say it was my idea. What?

Starting point is 00:03:45 Well, if it was your idea, you would have did it. I don't want to say it was my idea, but we were, you know, there was discussions about it. If it was your idea, you would have done it. He went for it. He went for it. It's so crazy to take credit for his idea. I'm not going to take credit for it.

Starting point is 00:03:57 You just did. I'm not going to take credit for the idea. I'm going to say I was definitely, there was some inspiration in there. You're talking about the chair on the... The chair on the... I was on the line with him when I did it. That was so funny. Yeah. That was so funny.

Starting point is 00:04:08 It was so funny, but now Sass is like, well, that was actually my idea. Oh, no, I'm not saying it was my idea. You just said. You kind of did. You just did. I'm just saying. You just did that. I just want to throw my hand in the pot, you know? If that's your bro, like, why not just let him get his still frame off without being taking credit for it?

Starting point is 00:04:22 I'm hyping him up. I was texting Francis this weekend. I was like, Mooc's killing it. He's doing great. I think for me, it's like, you know, so rare. You gotta let people know, though. You kind of give him credit, and then you don't. And then you take it away. You take it for yourself.

Starting point is 00:04:35 I'm not taking it for myself. You took something. But a tribute little sass whenever you see that picture. Yeah, think of me when you see it. Do not take a Mo think of we just got a Photoshop your head on like looking back at the camera too not even facing for it was great we both did do that I did it we did that we played well no you did it I didn't see it well we both did it I didn't see it online he did it before me

Starting point is 00:05:00 yeah but but we spoke about it two days prior to doing it. And you said it first? I don't remember. I don't recall. Just say what you need to be what you say, buddy. I don't recall. I'm gonna play the fifth on this one. But-

Starting point is 00:05:16 So you write all of Moog's pictures. No, not all of them. What about his- Some of the more successful ones. What about his Burger King late night binge where he was- Did you write that? He finished a lot of that. No, no, but of the more successful ones. What about his, well, his Burger King late night binge where he was- Did you write that? He finished a lot of that.

Starting point is 00:05:28 No, no, but he did tell me he was gonna do that. And I was like, yeah, that's hilarious. The Burger King one? Yeah. Yeah, see like that to me, I don't see your fingerprints on that one as much. My fingerprints weren't on that one at all. Yeah, so again, just kind of like not sure why.

Starting point is 00:05:42 Did you write it or no? No, I'm saying I had nothing to do with that. You just wrote the chair. I wrote the chair. I had a part in writing the chair. Like if there was credits at the end, I would be in the credits. But whose name would go first?

Starting point is 00:05:54 I guess like he would be like executive producer. He would be head writer? Yeah, I'd be like head of photography. Director of photography. I just think it's crazy to not let him have that moment when we're trying to go out of our way to be like, Moog's killing it. This is bad, guys.

Starting point is 00:06:09 I'm about to get checkmated. And it's because I had to do the podcast instead. You want me to take over? Finish it off for you? Tell him you're podcasting. I'm just gonna call him the F-slur. Tell him you're doing the, I'm very successful. I just called him the F-slur.

Starting point is 00:06:21 I couldn't even help myself. And he's like cigarettes. Yeah. As a British man. So as he wouldn't know anything about that. Yes I would, that's why I said yeah. No, no. That was me showing that I understood the joke.

Starting point is 00:06:35 You had a thousand yard gaze thinking about other stuff that MOOC did that you couldn't. It said that I understood the joke, but it wasn't. I'm not making any of that up. He really did say. No, you're gonna get banned. He goes, I'm gonna apply sanctions and tariffs on your pieces, trust me.

Starting point is 00:06:50 And then he got to a point where, cause I couldn't focus, cause we're talking about how you deserve all the credit from work to work. Tell him you're very successful. Don't just say I'm at work. You could be at a call center. I don't want him to actually know who I am, even though my actual face is my profile picture on chess.

Starting point is 00:07:04 Crazy, to even make it, even to even change your profile picture on the chess app. And then when he went to, well, my screen name is FLS16, I'm not exactly throwing people off the scent. And then he gets me to that position and the next move is gonna be checkmate, and he goes, LOL sanctioned all caps. And then I called him the F slur. You have to tell him that you're successful.

Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah, reply back and be like, I'm actually really successful, look me up. I'm not gonna do that. Reply and be like, I'm a C list niche internet celebrity. And you have no idea what you're dealing with. I'm a war. Added shows in DC. I'm so unhappy about losing that chess game right now. I'm like, it's going to be hard to overcome that.

Starting point is 00:07:54 Remind, start talking about your ticket sales. You have no idea. Show her 401k. Be like, let's compare 401k. Yeah, be like Comedy Loft this weekend. I could be like. Six shows. Why do you do this?

Starting point is 00:08:05 You do this. What? You take real things. Yeah, that's hilarious. But I don't, it's not something I'm actually. Why? I don't think that that's something to brag about on chess.com.

Starting point is 00:08:17 That's why it's funny. Saying you're successful would be funny just because it would, it's like ultimately like grasping at straws as you lose something. Just like being like, I'm actually good at other shit. Well, if we foot raced, I'd fucking beat you. Let's do the Henley Regatta. Dude, this summer I raced on the beach. I raced this young girl that I know. She's like five. And her whole identity up to this point in life has been about how fast she is.

Starting point is 00:08:48 And everyone affirms that. And I went, well, I let her get pretty far ahead. And then I did what the freeze does, I think, or the flash of the baseball games. And just overtook her so aggressively that she started crying. And now apparently she's doing way better in school. Like I beat her so badly that she changed her priorities

Starting point is 00:09:13 as a five year old, which I think is a good lesson. Yeah, sometimes you need that. No, but she shouldn't have given up running though. I think she's- Yeah, I think it was for the best. I think she's balancing now a little bit more. Whereas before she was putting all of her eggs in the fast basket. She was like cocky around school.

Starting point is 00:09:30 She thought she was that bitch. And it's like, no, you're gonna have to be studious. You're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way and get it through grades. News flash, you're average. A lot of us are. Not me, but a lot of people are. That's right.

Starting point is 00:09:42 What was that old show on HBO where it was like about like a news of people are. That's right. What was that old show on HBO where it was like about like a newsroom or something and it was like the first time on TV. The morning show was called the newsroom. Was it the newsroom? Yeah. It was like about America, no, that was on like Apple TV or something like that with.

Starting point is 00:09:58 No, the newsroom was on HBO. Oh, was it? The morning show is on Apple TV. The morning show. TV, yeah. Okay, yeah, newsroom. And the guy was like, America's like 48th in reading. We're not the best in the world.

Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah, exactly. That was like the first time people had heard that. 27th in life expectancy, 38th in childhood literacy. I know, I've seen exactly that. 17th in teenage pregnancies. Yeah. That was like a jarring, that was that that trailer went quadruple platinum. So you tell me that you think America is the best in the world. I don't know what the

Starting point is 00:10:31 fuck you're talking about lady. Yeah I saw that very recently I don't know why. It used to be. On Instagram. There was a time when we cared about these things. That's what you gave to that little girl. You're like I don't know what the fuck you're so proud of. You're beating other five year olds in foot races at a loose sand beach. How long is this flight to New Orleans? What? I don't know, I'm thinking maybe I'll watch a movie or something. Like two and a half?

Starting point is 00:10:58 Two and a half? I think I might watch Scientific Woman again. I'll tell you what. What the fuck is wrong with you? New Orleans Airport. Terrible. One of the best in the country. Really? Unbelievably. And that's why? Sleeper, quiet, incredible, incredible airport. Go birds. We're gonna have to figure it out on the way back. Ha!

Starting point is 00:11:18 Ha! You're gonna lose all of our street credit. What's so great about the airport? Well, that open atrium, right when you walk in, I mean, just you get in there. I like airports that have a lot of open space. That first atrium where the security lines funnel in and all that is gigantic. It's all beautiful. It's shining.

Starting point is 00:11:46 It's new. Tons of glass. Crazy ceiling-high windows, all that. And it just works. Delta Lounge is nice. Everything's good. You know what airport sucks is the Toronto airport. Yeah, not great. Not great.

Starting point is 00:11:59 Why? I rented a car. You know, when you go rent a car as a MX Platinum holder, of course, you know, when you- You're Platinum? You're Platinum, that's what I thought. With what? What are you? Oh, you're not, oh, you meant Amex,

Starting point is 00:12:15 I'm sorry, I was thinking Delta, because I know you're Platinum on Delta. No, I'm Diamond Medallion. Oh, really? Yes. When did that happen? So how are you in 27D? The disrespect is out of control. I'm not in 27D, dick. I can't stop pretending like you don't have good status.

Starting point is 00:12:34 I'm in 3A. You are? Yeah. How? Did I have to spend the money myself to get to 3A? Yes, I did. Wait, you were booked in 27D? Did Barstool book me in 27D? Yes, I did. But you were booked in 27D? Did Barstool book me in 27D? Yeah, they did.

Starting point is 00:12:49 There was a time when you were, you didn't need to be first class. Yeah. And then things changed. I put on a little weight. You need the seatbelt extender. Need the seatbelt extender. Your plus size park hopper now. I'm going to board before you and say my buddy in 2B needs a seatbelt extender. Well, size park hopper now. I'm gonna board before you and say, my buddy in 2B needs a seatbelt extender. Well how would you ever board before me? Oh, I'll figure it out.

Starting point is 00:13:10 No way. I'll slip some laxatives in your drink at the airport. I'll gladly shit on the plane. I'm a family man now, I get to board first. No you do not. There's people with small children that get to board first. You don't have any small children with you.

Starting point is 00:13:23 It doesn't say with you. I get to go with them because I have a friend who's in the military, a family member in the military. That doesn't count at all. Yes it does. I have a very close family member who's in the military. It's not a fucking Gronk commercial. What is the Gronk commercial? USAA. Navy Federal Credit Union.

Starting point is 00:13:44 Navy Federal credit? Oh yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Navy Federal credit, you mean? Yeah, yeah. I got a, I have a wheelchair waiting for me at the airport. Really? Yeah. We'll be nice. I haven't traveled with Ron in a while. It'd be nice not having to do the fucking, having to be filming stunts all around the airport.

Starting point is 00:13:57 What are you talking about? When I go to the airport with Francis, it's like, all right, time to see what we're gonna have, what Francis is gonna make me do. I don't even, I don't pitch it to you. There's like gags involved every step of the way. You know why I do that? Because it means I'm trying to sell tickets

Starting point is 00:14:14 for the shows that you and I are doing together. I'm letting the fucking Cleveland know we're on our way. Someone has to do it. Yeah. It's also a little more compelling than some still photo of you fly fishing and being like, six shows this weekend and Timbuktu. You also said that you wrote Francis' bits.

Starting point is 00:14:34 You tell me on the side all the time that you write Francis' stuff. Yeah, a couple of them. How dare you. A couple of them. You wouldn't even touch them in the bar. You have no dedication to the bit. It's weak. Oh man, you guys should have seen the ranked session that we had this weekend. It was it made my weekend.

Starting point is 00:14:51 What does that mean? We played ranked competitive Call of Duty. And we won four in a row. We had a full team. Who's weak? Me, Mooc, Peters and Nate. Nate was there? Yeah. No Bo? No Bo, no. What was Bo up to? Bo's in Spain. He's in Seville.

Starting point is 00:15:09 They don't allow it there? He didn't bring his PlayStation, and to be honest, even if he did, he's not in that four. Nate's the guy. Nate's unbelievably good at Call of Duty. Better than you? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:20 God, he didn't even talk about it when I was there. You never have met him. I'm sorry? The rankings in Call of Duty go, it goes, Peters is the best, then Nate, very close behind, and then me a little bit further behind them, but still close, and then a big drop off, and then Moog. But Moog is still good.

Starting point is 00:15:43 Peters is- Peters is- Peters is where elite. Extremely good. Peters is, Peters is extremely good. Peters is like, I genuinely have had conversations without Peters involved with my other friends. We're like, he's so good. No, being like, if we get him in the right like training and like get him practicing and taking it seriously, like he could be, he could go pro.

Starting point is 00:16:01 You need to get him in the training camp then. Yeah, but he won't take it seriously. He refuses. Well, that's because, you know. Because he thinks it's a stupid thing to do. That's right. It's not. He's right. He's not.

Starting point is 00:16:12 How can you say that when he's that good and he's definitively. Because he doesn't believe in himself. No one's ever told him like, go do this. But it's not that he doesn't believe in himself. He doesn't believe in the game as a pursuit of life. Oh, he does. Well, why don't you start believing him? You just said he didn't. He doesn't believe in the game as a pursuit of life. Oh, he does. Well, why don't you start believing him?

Starting point is 00:16:26 You just said he didn't. He doesn't think he's good enough to make it. I thought you said he thinks it's a stupid thing to be good at. No, no, no, no. That's what you said. Jesse, Jesse, you said that? No, I think he thinks it's just not realistic.

Starting point is 00:16:39 No, you're changing your tune. That's what I meant. But I think if we get him the right, the proper training. I think if you beat him over the head with this argument, it will completely undo all the stuff about the evacuation proximities from last week. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure if this is the one.

Starting point is 00:16:55 We need a real definitive win. Okay, okay. You're right, I'm looking for that. I have my eyes peeled. I have my eyes and ears wide open. People are still talking about it. In Canada, it was a buzz in Canada. Everyone I went to, and everyone that came up to me

Starting point is 00:17:11 after the shows, dude, you smoked Francis and Ronan in that argument, they looked like fools. And I was like, guys, they're my friend. I went, they're actually my friends. God damn you. I was like, I know we joke around on the podcast, but those are actually my friends, so I'd prefer if you didn't talk about that.

Starting point is 00:17:25 No, my family up in Canada was talking about that. Really? Yeah. They're your family in Canada? Yeah. I didn't know that. Okay, quick thought. You were saying the drive from the airport in Toronto

Starting point is 00:17:36 to downtown. Yeah. I have felt, doing that drive in an Uber, that it reminds me of the world that they made in Inception, where it's just all these empty buildings. All shiny. 100%. It's just empty buildings that spring up from the earth.

Starting point is 00:17:52 They're endless. It feels absolutely lifeless. Couldn't agree more. There's no... It's just this, like, 2004 dream of what a future could be. Yeah. Like this Dubai-ified dream of, like, a future metropolis. And it doesn't even feel like when you're in Toronto, when you're on Queen and Spadina, when you're in Dundas, it doesn't even feel like that, Crote. Like it's really completely different, but like. There was a certain, like there was a certain. To YYZ. There was a certain energy in the city that you could

Starting point is 00:18:20 tell like Drake is not doing well. What are you talking about? Like I think it had something to do with the Grammys last night. I mean, did you watch the Grammys last night? No, I don't watch the Grammys. Dude, Kendrick Lamar won best record and best song of the year. And it was the roast, it was the- I know, the diss track.

Starting point is 00:18:37 The diss track and they played it on TV, certified, Loverboy certified pedophile on TV. I don't get how the, I don't really get how they honor diss tracks. I don't get it. On TV. I don't get how the, I don't really get how they honor diss tracks. I don't know. Because Drake did back to back, which I think won a Grammy, right? I'm not sure if it won a Grammy.

Starting point is 00:18:54 I don't know that one. They historically disrespect Drake at the Grammys. Hold on. I mean, they disrespected him. I mean, dude, they were showing Taylor Swift screaming like, certified pedophile. Which, I mean, dude, they were showing Taylor Swift screaming, like, certified pedophile! Which, I mean, that's Kendrick's audience. Drake's song, Back to Back, was nominated for Best Rap Performance at the 58th Grammy Awards.

Starting point is 00:19:15 This wasn't even, but this wasn't even Best Rap Performance. This was like, Best Song of the Year. No, I know. I'm just saying that, like, I remember when Drake got nominated for a Grammy for that diss track to Meek Mill, which I thought, are they just trying to further ignite the flames? I don't think this track should win. But I think it depends on the song. Awards. Because there are really good,

Starting point is 00:19:41 there's songs that are technical. I wouldn't put, Back to Back is a great song. Great song. There are really good, there's songs that are technical. I wouldn't put, back to back is a great song. It's a great song. All my personal records in weightlifting have come to that song. From back to back, yeah. Everyone. Twitter fingers turn to. Squat, front squat, hang clean, snatch.

Starting point is 00:19:59 Is that a world tour? Is that a girls tour? Yeah, exactly, it's a banger. That song's a great song, and the Kendrick song is a great song. It's a great song. That song's a great song and the Kendrick song is a great song. It's a great song. Yeah, and but there's like Like Hit him up

Starting point is 00:20:13 By Tupac would never win. It would never win best song of the year because he's dead No, because that song wasn't as good. It was a good diss track Like it was like damn that was fucking great for I fucked your bitch or What does he say? Fuck your bitch and a clique you claim? Yeah, he says I claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife like they're not gonna put that on the Grammys Certified pedophile you're right on that, but that's kind of a banger like it's it's a little bit more like it's a little less direct But he actually fucked his wife. He actually fucked Faith Evans. Drake's not actually a pedophile.

Starting point is 00:20:48 I mean, look, I'm a Drake. I'm just as big of a Drake fan as you are. Bro, you are. You love to get to the last second, act like you're a big fan, and then start kicking dirt on it. Bro, I'm brave pissing on the six going to you're in Dundas. This is all you don't understand. Like this is all calculated. Like every move in my life is

Starting point is 00:21:06 calculated. Like when I was when I when I remember listening to Drake as a child and I remember seeing you interview him at like the BET Awards or whatever it was and I remember being like I'm going to do a podcast with that guy. The did you see in not Drake, not Drake. I was like I want to get involved with that guy. He's the real one. When Kendrick won, he thanked, he lists the artist that inspired him, and he said Daylight. You know who Daylight is?

Starting point is 00:21:31 Daylight's a battle rapper who has a tattoo on his face. I was at a battle rap with him in Arizona. He pulled down his pants and started to, like, he tried to take a shit on the stage. You told me about this guy. Two Security came out and got him under his arms and, like, carried him out. And he, he like had his ass out and started like kicking his feet like this. But that's awesome. He's so funny. I battled him in Philly. Homeward advantage.

Starting point is 00:21:57 Well I mean it was my only battle in Philly that I ever did and I took like the hardest competition. The guy that's getting thanked at the Grammys. I said give me as much fun as possible. Did you win? He got you. He got you jumped off stage he left the battle he like ran away wait I thought that was the dude that you dressed up as Abraham Lincoln yeah that's daylight that's daylight that's the guy that got thanked at the party didn't he lose his mind I mean he like writes I think he wrote the stuff for Kendrick Lamar like no do you like have like a full-on like like crash out like we broke down and on like, he always does that.

Starting point is 00:22:27 He fucking tried to take his shit on the stage at a rap battle. Have you ever seen this? No. Rowan goes out. They all the jokes. I haven't seen that one. I've watched most of Rowan's. All of the jokes were that like Rome was because you were white or something like that. No, he though in the in the last battle, he went against Pat's day

Starting point is 00:22:45 and it was the king of the dot title match and he dressed up as a slave. Yeah. And so I was like, I came out as Abraham Lincoln. I was like, I'm here to set you free, my son. This is the next time. He walked off. He runs out through the crowd. Like he jumps off the stage and then walks out through the crowd and leaves. Who does daylight?light, the guy that Rhone was battling. Because he knows he's lost? I mean- The second Rhone comes out in Abraham Lincoln, Rhone's standing there going like this

Starting point is 00:23:11 and then Daylight just walks off the stage. And like the battle gets canceled. No, I like said my stuff because I had sold all these tickets. Yeah, yeah. So I like said it all to the crowd. Why did he leave? I mean, I think that once,

Starting point is 00:23:24 cause he does all these antics and stuff like that. So I didn't, I never had done really antics in rap battles. And so, uh, since it was him, I was like, I'm going to do something crazy. And it's like, when someone does something crazy, the other person can't win, you know? Cause all anybody talks about is he tried to take a shit on this. So I was like, I'm going to, going to do an antique against the antique guy. And he didn't have an antique plan. So his, I guess, antique was jumping off the agent, running away. Yeah. But then he put out like, he put out like, I remember cause I watched the video,

Starting point is 00:23:51 he put out like a long video where he's walking down the street and he's like on the verge of tears. When? After that battle? Oh, I mean, he was, he was doing crazy stuff. Like the night before he was like, I hacked into your phone. I know all your bars Dude like text me. You like ruined his life. Not at all. Yeah, he's getting thanked by Kendrick Lamar now I know that is sick. I'm happy he bounced back because it seemed like after that you like fucked him up for a bit No, he's like a he's like Grape Street Crip. Like he's like What I do can't fuck this dude up. I feel like you're I feel like you're not even aware of the video that he posted. I know, I'm aware of everything. Daylight.

Starting point is 00:24:29 D-A-Y-L-Y-T. But what's crazy is him, and he had a mixtape. He was like, what should I name my mixtape? And Drake commented on his Instagram, was like, light skin, L-Y-T skin, like daylight. And he used that as his nickname. Like him and Drake used to be, I think close to one another.

Starting point is 00:24:47 Then I don't know what happened. Now he's on Kendrick's side writing these diss tracks for Kendrick. Does it, is it the case that when rappers do diss tracks, they often call upon the battle rap community to help them? I don't think so. No one called me. This is the first time I've heard that anyone other than Kendrick had been part of the writing

Starting point is 00:25:07 process for that song. A bunch of people, a bunch of writers on these songs, but Daylight's definitely one of them. I suppose it stands to reason given how many he put out in such short succession. Yeah, of course. I mean, and I don't know, I don't know if it goes the other way, but it'd be smart to use a battle rapper for some something like that Sure, yeah, yeah, he's out out. He shouted out a ab soul Yeah, he sounded out like a bunch of TD people, but I mean TD won everything last night. Yeah, don't use TD bring out the brooms

Starting point is 00:25:37 Yeah, you hear mustard say that Yeah, did see you like so no part of you was like this is pretty sick. No whole time you were like fuck this I mean, are you mad when Kendrick won? No now You seemed mad when I texted you what are you talking about? Well cuz I texted you not even joking I was being dead serious. You said Super Bowl tickets are gonna be $38,000 I said I said no I said cuz we've been tracking the Super Bowl tickets this entire time Yeah, and they've been going down a ton because no one wants to see two fucking loser organizations play in the Super Bowl. So they've been going down.

Starting point is 00:26:11 You know, I have a free free ticket. I don't have to go with you. They're literally like, I'll watch your tone. They're literally at like record low prices like they're they're pretty much giving away Super Bowl tickets. Is that so? Yes. And and so I said after he won, it's true. He won. He won record of the year

Starting point is 00:26:27 and then he wins song of the year and I texted Rona. I was like, dude, there's like an actual chance that this might impact the tickets, the ticket prices. And that's a special needs assessment that you made. You think someone's watching the Grammys and they're like, I got to get to the Super Bowl. Everyone knows, everyone knows that Kendrick Lamar is now, he's actually definitely gonna do, not like us at the Super Bowl. I don't think there was a world where he wasn't going to. I think, I would have, before last night, I would have said- Come on,

Starting point is 00:26:54 it's the biggest song of the year, no matter what. But doing it at the Super Bowl is insane. But he did it at, you know, on his concert and the entire NBA came out. Clearly- Yeah, but that was in LA LA fucking like fundraiser or some shit. I'm just saying that there's a pretty big marriage between I think there's a big difference between professional athletes. Professional athletes do not seem afraid to throw their lot in with Kendrick

Starting point is 00:27:15 Alar. But I'm not talking about the athletes. I'm talking about the fact that this is the it's the big it's the most viewed thing ever. You're are you saying doing it on the highest stage that you could possibly do it on. Do you think he'll omit the pedophile verse? No. You think he'll do that? I think he's gonna do it.

Starting point is 00:27:30 I think that he's going to do, I think he's, my prediction- And we're gonna be there. He's gonna get right up to that line and he's gonna stop the performance and the whole crowd's gonna say it. And he's gonna be like, what, I didn't say it. I think he says it.

Starting point is 00:27:42 I think that it's for the defamation lawsuit. I think that it would be like, if he just stops it and then everybody else says it he has plausible deniability Oh, he'll just pay like the amount of money that he's making right now. He'll just pay the defamation lawsuit Should be giving some money to the fires. How much does the Super Bowl pay? If you have booked on that gig, what's the guarantee? What's the guarantee for the Super Bowl? Probably a million to much more, at least. I thought it was SNL where you get paid like $5,000.

Starting point is 00:28:11 I could see them paying a very small amount and be like, this is the biggest publicity you'll ever get. OK, wait, I had a question. Fuck, was it about Distracts, the Grammys? What about Kendrick Lamar Yes Do you think he'll bring out Lil Wayne or is Lil Wayne still sore that he was not named the halftime show? I don't know when I don't think human do him and Lil Wayne have any songs together

Starting point is 00:28:39 No, and and if you know the whole album why we have Mona Lisa Mona Lisa's a sick song Mona Lisa I painted them when they it's like a long storytelling. Yeah, it's not like a hit hit, but it's like amazing rap It's a really good song. I would be so pissed if that was one that they did at the Super Bowl I'll be so fired up. That's for the heads, bro. No, I'd hate it. I'll give you the rap genius Like I'm hoping that I want to do the bangers. I don't want him doing like fucking Like I'm hoping that I want Kendra to do the bangers. I don't want him doing like fucking Rowan I remembered my question. Yes. Yes. Yes, brother. Okay, so I've always been confused by this. So what was that? I said, I don't want him doing King Kunta. What's the yams? The yams got it out of Richard Pryor What's that

Starting point is 00:29:21 What's that? Is this a hit? I don't know that one. Really? So maybe they'll bring them out. So what's the question? My question was when rappers and music producers for rappers refer to, they say that was a record.

Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah. Sometimes it seems like they're only referring to one song. It's a song. Yeah, hit record is a song. Okay, but we, you said that he won record of the year, which applies to his whole album, and then he had song of the year, right? I don't, was that Record of the Years?

Starting point is 00:30:05 That counts as, I think it applies to the single song. I think it's like- So what's the difference between a record and a song? One is a songwriting award and one is a production award, I think. Oh! I believe so. So wait, record refers to what?

Starting point is 00:30:19 I'm not sure which is which, but I assume that it's like the overall like production of the song so different people will go up on stage like probably the producer will go up on stage for that whereas the songwriter might go up on stage I think like Miranda Lambert one maybe song of the year for house that built me or something like that one year and this like chubby like fat country like songwriter or something went up accepted it because it's like a different award

Starting point is 00:30:45 you get something it's for a different thing Dr. Dre would win record of the year Dr. Dre who has a child with a woman who is 16 certified pedophile what what what does he really hit a child with a woman who was 16. To be spitting hate on Dre like that. Why? Wait, so you're- You're just mad that he didn't pass you the torch, brother. You're in favor of him having a kid with a 16 year old?

Starting point is 00:31:16 Did you hear when Kendrick, when he first won record of the year and he goes, shout out Dre, and the crowd thought he said Drake? And they were like, oh and he was like Dre He reiterated yeah, none see eight. Yeah, like he needs a lesson like dr. Dre. Did he say doctor? No, but he said Dre he wouldn't give him his his credentials PhD Andre MD shout out Andre. I

Starting point is 00:31:43 Don't know. I'm all West Coast now. Are you really? It's tough, I mean dude, I was pretty stoked for Kendrick when he won. It proves that- He's kinda just a badass. It proves that saying someone's a pedophile is the worst thing that you could say. Oh yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 00:31:57 Worse than a murderer, worse than the R wordist. Eh, I don't know about that. No, cause it implies it, because it's statutory R-word. Yeah. What did you think about Beyonce winning album of the year? I feel like that was kind of dog shit. I feel like Sabrina got snubbed. Sabrina got snubbed?

Starting point is 00:32:15 I feel like Sabrina and Billie got snubbed. Billie is goaded, bro. Did Billie even win anything? I think she went home empty-handed. Didn't she sweep it up last year? She swept it up the last couple years. But uh, that's the birds of a feather is a bad birds of a feather is as good as or Better than any song that was played last night. Oh, yeah, and so is Sabrina You're leaving out Sabrina Sabrina's performance was like I don't like Sabrina. What no working late

Starting point is 00:32:40 Cuz I'm a singer Her whole performance was sick. How she was like, you know, pretending to mess up. But Sabrina changed the game. She didn't even win. She didn't even win New Artist of the Year. She's not new though. She's new enough.

Starting point is 00:32:56 No bro, she's not new. She's goaded. Who won New Artist? Shaboos? Was it Doach? On Dave's video. Oh, it was Chappellrone. Oh yeah, Chappell won that.

Starting point is 00:33:04 Dave's video of, Dave's it was Chappellrone. Oh yeah, Chappell won that. Dave's video talking about Shaboozy, I was crying laughing. Just being like this guy, he's got one song that's going to carry him for the rest of his life. He's like, new artist to you, the song's been out for a decade. Song came out less than a year ago. Came out in April. I think he thinks he's Lil Nas X.

Starting point is 00:33:31 I think he does. What was Lil Nas X's first song? The cowboy one. I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I think he thinks that that's the same song. Yeah, probably. the same guy. There's almost no doubt in my mind that Dave has Nas X and Shaboosie confusie. I wasn't a huge, I'm not a huge Shaboos fan. Well, everybody else is incredible singers on stage.

Starting point is 00:33:56 Like Teddy Swims, even the guy who was like, please take these beautiful things. Yeah, dude, when they brought up that guy, I was like, fuck this guy. And then when he did the front flip I was like that was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. He did this guy did a Misty flip it was a piano. Oh sick and then hit like a high C He was wearing like jeans and a jacket and then he does a front flip and all of a sudden he's wearing this like skin-tight latex jumpsuit

Starting point is 00:34:24 singing his song. And I was like, that was like, it was badass. Tell us why you're out on Sabrina Carpenter. Too sexual? Uh, I just think her, her face is rounder than a clock. Oh, so it's strictly physical. Yeah, I don't like, I prefer a little bit more of a, I don't know, like an aqualine feature and hers is- Dangerous waters that you're swimming in right now. Really? Yeah. Why?

Starting point is 00:34:53 Yeah. I mean, pretty much as dangerous as it could get. Why? Going after like the biggest pop stars you're looking for. I'm not going after her. It's just not for me. Just saying the reason that you don't like Sweeney Carpenter is because her face is too round. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:07 Like we might've wanna cut it. You might wanna cut this. Okay, we'll cut it. Now we're gonna leave it. Now we're gonna teach you a lesson. Okay, we'll leave it in. You're gonna call me on Friday and be like, I just don't see a world where I can stay at barstool.

Starting point is 00:35:20 I'm legitimately thinking about leaving. She doesn't have stands like that yet. Yes she does. I'm saying like that at Barstool like for example at Barstool there's Taylor watch, there's Dave caping for, there's Brianna caping for Taylor. Like nobody's caping for Sabrina at that level yet. I like her as well. I'll clip this out and I'll post it on my socials. I'll post it on my main Twitter account. First tweet in three years.

Starting point is 00:35:54 And it's going to be just Francis saying that Sabrina Carpenter has a round face. Different strokes for different folks. I think that Gracie Abrams is sick. Oh no, Mid, Industry Plant. Chappelle Rhone's sick. Industry Plant. I like her. Doshi's sick. Who's Doshi?

Starting point is 00:36:17 The rapper. Not familiar. Probably got a Bites on Heel. Jacob Collier did something. Alligator Bites on Heel, I mean. He was playing the piano alongside someone. Yes, I ran into him after the last pop punk show in DC. He was there?

Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah, he was just rocking out. What? It's like, I love your arrangements. Are you for real? Your arrangements are unbelievable. Boy, that guy is amazing. Yeah, he's. You ever watch him conduct an entire audience?

Starting point is 00:36:42 He's like, he's a virtuoso, but he can't make a catchy song to save his life. No, I think it's his it's the timber of his voice. Right, he's like has this down low voice. There were- Ba ba ba Yeah, right. There were a couple bad performances last night.

Starting point is 00:36:59 The Michael Jackson impersonation was dog shit. Dog shit. By Janelle Monae. That was literally like if you pulled one of the Michael Jackson impersonators off of Times Square they would have done a better job. They would have smoked her. Yeah. Well she was like singing it wrong. Like her actual-

Starting point is 00:37:15 What song did they do? I forget, but her actual impersonation was good. Like the dance, the moves were good. The dance was, but the voice was awful. But the voice was, she like pushed it into, a full voice instead of hitting it like a... -♪ Biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy No. He starts weeping as he's singing The Man in the Mirror. Ah. Because Michael Jackson was such an influence on him. Start a fight, pedophile.

Starting point is 00:37:51 And then the woman who's holding the phone is going, oh my god. Oh my god. Because he died? No, because he's- As soon as he found out he died, he just started crying and fucking dancing. Really?

Starting point is 00:38:02 Yeah, he started doing, he started moonwalking. That's a badass way to react That would be like a fucking Louie Dodd and I just broke out in Louie bits crying out of nowhere yeah Thomas did you jerk off? I had to because otherwise they win. Cinnabon's a fat faggot tree. That would be funny. That's what he would have wanted. That's what Michael Jackson would have wanted. Oh for sure.

Starting point is 00:38:38 He would have wanted that around the world. One of his last concerts he has Chris Tucker on stage and Usher on stage and they're all like taking turns, moonwalking. It was pretty sick. So sick that you almost excuse it. There's really nothing like, there's nothing more... The pedophilia. More crazy than watching the live Michael Jackson performances where people are just dropping like flies in the crowd. The second he gets on stage people are literally passing out because they're so overwhelmed by excitement. Well that's what the

Starting point is 00:39:08 Beatles did too. Yeah. Or like the Filipino person that like runs on to this like jib and like holds on to him. Oh yeah yeah. What about sunlight? He doesn't even kick him off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Hmm all I have to say is that they don't really care about us, bro. What's your guys favorite Michael Jackson song? Thriller beat it beat. It's a good one or Billie Jean minus human nature. Oh, I Never really got super into MJ kind of knew from the beginning that something was off. From the beginning? Yeah. Well also you were... I was a kid. In the Target. Yeah. Demographic. Yeah, I remember my parents said stay away from this man. Target. It could have been you. Because he was trying to recruit you, wasn't he? Yeah. He saw us from your early tweets. Yeah. You're gonna be a big star little sass.

Starting point is 00:40:04 The South Park episodes of Michael Jackson are always bangers. You're gonna be a big star, little Sass. The South Park episodes of Michael Jackson are always bangers. I could see his parents, Sass's parents being like, hey, we have an invitation from Michael Jackson for you to visit his house and ride his roller coaster. And Sass being like, I don't want to fucking do that. Fucking hate roller coasters. That shit sounds gay as hell. Really?

Starting point is 00:40:22 It's like Taylor to be a wonderland for children. You just think like Michael Jackson's a loser. That's why you get molested by him. He says his dad is like, don't fuck this up for me. You're going. We, uh, so this weekend, well, I guess in the last couple of weeks, me and Mook have been talking about doing a, we wanna do a Barstool ranked play Call of Duty tournament. What? Yeah. New content from the Sass Man? New content, and I think it's gonna be pretty sick. Who's gonna be in it?

Starting point is 00:41:02 We don't really know, so the problem is, cause the problem is that there's obviously not enough people at Barstool that play or care enough about Call of Duty to do the tournament. But I think what we're going to try to do is do I think it I think the only way to make it interesting because like obviously if it was just Barstool people on teams, it like I mean me and Rike TJ Gia Devlin Smitty who else our heads does Enrique right here yeah I think Enrique's worked here for three years yeah but he was I mean he was are you talking about best Valorant

Starting point is 00:41:44 player by far he was sick of Valorant player by far. He was sick of Valorant. You never watched his streams? I love how Rhone and I can say something that is so fucking out of left field and wrong and you single in on one tiny part of it that's so inconsequential. And be like, that's great, and you say, that's crazy.

Starting point is 00:42:03 Well, everything that he listed, everything that, everyone he listed aside for himself, which I knew was a joke, Enrique actually did play a ton of video games and he streamed video games, but he doesn't, but he hasn't worked here. Is Gia really good at Call of Duty? Gia plays a lot of video games.

Starting point is 00:42:14 Yeah, she's more Fortnite, I think. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. What did I know? I don't know. I don't know anything. No girl's allowed in this tournament, though. Ever since this episode started, I don't really,

Starting point is 00:42:22 I haven't taken much of an interest in what we've talked about. I kind of want to get back at that guy. It's just been Call of Duty and the Grammys, neither of which I have any footing in. I don't have any footing in the Grammys either, but we made it work. You knew everything and everybody.

Starting point is 00:42:39 We made it work. You might have been one of the voters. One of the 13,000. You wrote the fucking envelopes. And they were patting themselves on the back for being like there's 3,000 women. Yeah. There's like, there's 13,000 and now we have 3,000 women.

Starting point is 00:42:52 We've changed. That's still fucking the massive disparity. We've listened and we've changed. That was like the big message last time. You're telling me there were 10,000 men? That's a nice round number. We had to send it to 13. Yeah, that's unlucky.

Starting point is 00:43:06 Thanks a lot. Francis, it would be almost even way funnier if you message the guy several hours later saying that you're really successful. I can't. If it had gone dead. I don't think I can talk to him anymore. I think it's like Uber Eats. I think it's like once the delivery is done, you can no longer make contacts.

Starting point is 00:43:22 Once the game's over, you can't say it again. What if you go through their back channels? If you go through the chess apps interface or something like that, make a complaint. Say he said something nasty. Well get his name and then just be like, hey I don't wanna press charges, I just wanna talk to him.

Starting point is 00:43:35 And then once you get him in a room and talk to him, you tell him you're actually very successful as a comedian. That's a good idea. That's a good thought. I wonder if I can find this. But yeah, so we're looking to start up this ranked tournament, but the idea that I had is I think we should do

Starting point is 00:43:51 at least one Barstool person per team, because we need at least, I think we want at least three to five teams minimum, and then do like a bracket and then do, but I think it would be impossible if we did all Barstool people because it's not enough Barstool people. So I think we do two to-

Starting point is 00:44:10 One- Jerry? Jerry, well Jerry's already locked in, but we do one to two Barstool people per team and then you can bring in whoever you want. White boy Rick? You could bring in white boy Rick if you want, but like- No, he's what, another Barstool guy.

Starting point is 00:44:22 You could have white boy Rick on if you want but uh but I mean Pat Bev could work yeah yeah Harian would work I think it would be fine I think it'd be good I think we need a we would need someone to do what be a play-by-play announcer. I found the guy. Nick. Shallowmind1. Oh, okay. Find him, harass him, destroy him. Yeah. Yeah. Francis Army, second boys and girls.

Starting point is 00:44:54 Dude, there's so many things. When people, when I played chess on that thing and people send me, there's a couple really douchey things that people do. Yeah. There's a couple things that I'm surechey things that people do. Yeah. There's a couple things that I'm sure are probably things that people will do sometimes in Call of Duty. And in fact, I'm excited to hear what that version

Starting point is 00:45:11 of this would be. Okay. But here's something that people will do. Early on in the game, two moves in, someone who's really cocky will offer you a draw. I like that. It's like in that movie, searching for Bobby Fischer. I like that.

Starting point is 00:45:27 Take the Dwar. That's a, that's a, that's a bad ass move though. Take the Dwar. That's like Magnus shit. Yeah. Magnus. Yeah. And then if you do decline the draw, they say like, okay,

Starting point is 00:45:37 you had your chance. Yeah, I fuck with that pretty heavily. So that one's pretty enraging. And then another one is when one move kind of takes a piece, even if it's still somewhat in the middle of the game or something like that, they take an important piece, a knight or bishop or something, they'll go in the chat, they'll go GG.

Starting point is 00:45:57 Good game. Oh yeah, that's standard. But the game's not over. Yeah, but it's standard. That's like the Steph Curry like turning around and the three's in the air. Exactly, so that happens in Call of Duty? Oh, I do that all the time.

Starting point is 00:46:11 Good game. Yeah. Even though it's not over. Yeah. Yeah, so these are the types of things where I would say if in the events where someone has sent that to me and then I've come from behind and won the game, what do you think the appropriate thing to say back is?

Starting point is 00:46:30 You reply with whatever they said. You say, GG back. Good game back. Yeah. Like, for example, when we were on our ranked play streak, we had a... We were a full team, it seems, of four. And we're a full team. And we're going up against another full team, like they're all in the same chat together, clearly all friends, all the same clan tag.

Starting point is 00:46:52 We're Bush, we're the Bush clan. And they sent in the chat before the game even started, free SR. And SR is what you win if you win a ranked game. It's how they, it's how they determine your rank is by your SR level. So like if you have over like 11,000 SR, you're in the top 250 players in the world. What does SR stand for? I don't know. This ain't no little itty bitty teeny tiny bowl.

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Starting point is 00:51:12 Fight fire with fire. And then a 13 year old somewhere smashing their controller. Like they're getting grounded because they just destroyed their room. I think you'd be surprised. I don't think there's that many young kids playing Black Ops 6.

Starting point is 00:51:21 Well that's probably how you're winning. I think it's a lot of people my age. You're playing against Joe Biden. You're finding like mentally deranged old people to play against. I don't know. I don't know. I'm reaching another level on Call of Duty right now.

Starting point is 00:51:33 Well, aren't you bottom half of your own team? PlayStation's in the red bag right now. And you said it was an order of magnitude between you and Nate. And then Peters is ahead of him. Nate is. So you're bottom half of your team. Well, I'm one of our top subs.

Starting point is 00:51:45 You're closer to... I'm one of our top subs on the team. I am probably the top sub on our team. Wait, you're not a starter? No, no, no. We have two ARs and two subs. That's how you play ranked. Oh, trust. Can the subs play while the ARs are playing?

Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah, you all play together. You don't tag them in or something? You all play together, but the strategy is that you have two people with assault rifles, so they're a little bit more long distance. They hang back kind of on the outskirts of the map and just pick people off one by one. And then you have subs who like were right in the action.

Starting point is 00:52:16 And so me, I'm a good, I'm a good like, like I got a clip I could, we'll throw all of this out to Tyler. He can put it in the podcast, but- Are you just running- Just me playing hard point, just wiping out full team wipeout. Four kills into the middle of the fray.

Starting point is 00:52:30 Yeah, pretty much. I'm telling you guys, I mean, I'm pretty much, what I'm doing is I'm doing exactly what I did to MOOC this weekend with the chair idea. I'm saying like, you're gonna want in on this, on this ranked tournament. When I'm saying I need play-by-play announcers, that's kind of me being like the jobs up for you guys if you want it.

Starting point is 00:52:51 You're asking me to do it. If you want it. I'm just saying this is the next big thing at Barstool. I'll do it. But you gotta understand Call of Duty to do it. I don't understand Call of Duty. So that's why you'd have to do some research. Okay, I can do that.

Starting point is 00:53:01 Where do I research? You're gonna have to start watching. The CDL, the first major was this weekend. You could go back and watch it. Phase Up. Shout out to Atlanta Phase. They won. They beat the LA Thieves. Shout out to the Robanks. What? Phase Clan? Phase Clan. Phase Clan won it all.

Starting point is 00:53:15 Actually? Yeah. Who's Phase Clan? Phase Up. I thought that was like a house full of influencers. It started out as a gaming team and then they kind of became all influencers, but they still have a gaming team. Who's on that? Is that like, um, you wouldn't know Josh Richards and no, you wouldn't know. There's a dude named Banks who used to write about

Starting point is 00:53:32 the Ravens for a bar stool and now he is, he's in phase. He actually is banks. Yeah. Banks used to write for Barstool. Yeah. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. Yeah. See he's from Boston. He wrote Ravens. He he's from Boston He wrote Ravens. He's from the lol. Why would he why would he have I mean a lot of people from Boston cover other cities Why? Why would you I'm not gonna see I don't I don't like that. I don't fuck with that I'm gonna tell big cat about that tonight at dinner Because I'm just saying, like you throw shade. Like big cats a friend of mine.

Starting point is 00:54:06 It ain't mine. It doesn't seem that way. But it's all right. Maybe I'll take that extra ticket. Maybe I'll take that extra. I could go, I'm just gonna go tell big cat Rome was shitting on you on the podcast. I'll get that extra ticket.

Starting point is 00:54:16 I mean, you're from Boston. You are rooting for that. The Boston area. Eagles. I'm not rooting for the Eagles. You just said Go Birds. What are you talking about? You're? Bills fan. You wear bills of every day. Which means I wore bill stuff once in the last

Starting point is 00:54:30 calendar year. You're a Bills fan because you met the team, which is what children with cancer say. How many times have you met? How many teams have you met? Not full teams because I've never been fucking terminal. Yeah. I wasn't terminal either. Yeah, right. Look, I do.

Starting point is 00:54:51 I'm saying get in on this Call of Duty ranked play tournament. You could eventually you will meet the team like we'll have a box at the next Super Bowl guaranteed. It'll say, oh, there's the Barstool ranked squad is here and they'll pan to us on the TV. I would love to be part of it. I don't have I don't know if I have the time to research Call of Duty though. But enough people are into it. I mean, I watch everything on YouTube.

Starting point is 00:55:12 I get into dumb rabbit holes. So I could probably acquire the taste. I just think it, I think it's a good idea. And I think it'll be fun. I like the idea of having people that aren't Barstool affiliated at all being in it Because I think that's gonna make it interesting who's the dude that used to be an announcer on eSports Benson What's the name Benson?

Starting point is 00:55:33 Like like I think the idea of like Jerry having his own team and Jerry just like that's him Recruiting these fucking like demons from the internet is hilarious Like I think that's gonna be like hilarious content. Jerry playing with like five 16 year olds who are just like running laps around everyone else on the map. Well, like I'm not doing it to win, doing it for the greater good of the Call of Duty.

Starting point is 00:55:59 So Pete, you have teams that you root for? In Call of Duty? Yeah. I'm an optic man. Are you? Through and through. Shout out Hitch. Shout out Hitch.

Starting point is 00:56:08 Shout out Scump. Shout out Shotzi. Hitch is the bro for real. I'm a Texas optic fan, but you know, we lost to Miami, so. Yeah, I mean, that's how it's tough to take an L. Tough to take an L. Yeah, I'm down to, I'm down to fucking study up. Boston breach. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:31 All right, whatever. You guys don't like the idea that's fine. I said I'm down. I said yes right away. Just saying when like when when you can sort of when you start to notice that like my focus is starting to drift away from the podcast and to other things, don't be surprised. Why? Why would that happen? Because of my Call of Duty private tournament.

Starting point is 00:56:52 Oh, you mean just in general? Yeah, just in general. Sass, I'll tell you what. We're going to be busy. We're going to get busy. We're at a point with your commitment right now where if you were to go any lower, you wouldn't be here. That's so untrue. That is so false. No one cares more about the show than me.

Starting point is 00:57:13 Is something funny? No, I agree. It's funny because it's true, you know? So I said as a text, I have to say this today. These two have a flight soon, very soon. It's not that soon. Four o'clock, right? Gotta be there at three.

Starting point is 00:57:29 It's 1.30. Traffic out of the city. At 1.30, light work. Okay, whatever. I gotta check a bag and SAS does not care. Point is this, I was in the Hudson Valley this morning. I was in Canada last night. Last night, yesterday afternoon probably.

Starting point is 00:57:48 Yesterday afternoon I was in Canada. What time did you get home, be honest? Like 7 p.m. Really? Yes. Why'd you take such a late flight? Because there was no other options on Delta. It was either that or like four in the morning. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:57:59 Well, I was in the Hudson Valley this morning and I knew that these two, we had a 12 p.m. sharp start time because they had a flight. And I said, okay, I'm gonna make sure I'm there on time. And I had to wake up early, clean up my place, do all kinds of stuff, do some work stuff. Reheat the salmon.

Starting point is 00:58:19 Yep. Hot, cold tub. Clean off the green egg. I couldn't cold tub, although I did cold tub, I did cold tub on like Friday night when I got up there and there was a full eight inch layer of ice. Did I say this to you guys? No, but I've seen these videos.

Starting point is 00:58:38 You have to bring out like the sledgehammer. I had to bring out buckets of boiling water. I filled up the tea kettle five times. Oh, that must have taken forever. I did that, and I was pouring holes through it. And then I would try to lift it, and it was too heavy. So then I got a huge Dutch oven, and I filled that. And to get that boiling took a long time.

Starting point is 00:58:59 Must have taken an hour. But I got that boiling, and then I reached an arm through, and I cut my hands up so much. All my hands are cut up. On the ice? From the ice. But I got that boiling. And then I reached an arm through, and I cut my hands up so much. All my hands are cut up. On the ice? From the ice. The ice got so sharp. But I pulled the thing out, and then there

Starting point is 00:59:11 was still a bunch of loose pieces floating under. And I got in, and I did it. And then I tried to film a funny video. It was probably like a hot bath. It was probably like a jacuzzi. Yeah. I had you just poured a gallon of boiling water in there. I know exactly the temperature.

Starting point is 00:59:25 What was it? 33. Not bad, it's cold as fuck. And I did five minutes and it felt fine. I had no problem with it. Probably because I worked out so hard. Probably, yeah. I've been crushing workouts.

Starting point is 00:59:35 That's good. Best shape of my life right now. That's good. I'm happy to hear that. So nice for your inflammation probably? Immediately, immediately after a workout, especially because I have bad elbows, but I do a lot of dips.

Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah. Not great. Probably the single worst thing that I could do for my elbows. But what are you gonna neglect your triceps? Exactly. Dips are bad ass too. I can't just have a huge buys and small tries. Dips are bad ass.

Starting point is 00:59:56 Well, and there's nothing, there's no tricep exercise you could do that won't affect your elbow. You're absolutely right. There's nothing. Skull crushers didn't really ever affect my elbows. What? What are you talking about? I never felt the pressure on my elbows from skull crushers. It's directly, there's not, there's everything.

Starting point is 01:00:09 I feel like if you do, if you do skull crushers the right way, I feel like they're not as hard on the elbows as dips are. Dips, I would do dips and I would get off and like my elbows would immediately be sore. How deep would you go on your dips? Deep. Really? Deep. As deep as I could get. Deep. Really? Deep. That's not true.

Starting point is 01:00:25 As deep as I could get. Yeah. Dude, there's nothing more badass than just being able to just bang out dips. Dips are hard. But I was doing a, I did that and then as soon as I finished, I went straight home, got in the cold tub, elbows in. This was this morning? No, that was like Friday night.

Starting point is 01:00:42 I couldn't, but then the issue was I left the water in and I did Saturday, but then I couldn't leave the tub filled with water because the ice expands, and if it had refrozen, it might have really damaged the tub. So I had to winterize it, and I drained all the water out. Interesting. How'd you drain it? In the bottom, I took the hoses off

Starting point is 01:01:06 that connected to the chiller. You threw it over the balcony? I just let it flow off the balcony. It actually is the ground level. Yeah, I'm familiar, I've been. Yes, he has. You've never been? No, but hold on.

Starting point is 01:01:19 You've only seen still photos. You came when I was in the place that I was in temporarily. Oh, yes, I forgot you. Which, by the way, is much nicer than my actual place now. My place now is great, but that was bigger. That was a holdover. And now, you know what's not good about the fact

Starting point is 01:01:38 that I'm at ground level? Is that all the people around me who have similar places as a condo, they're all saying that our radon levels are high. The fuck is radon? Radon is apparently some sort of disease that happens to rocks. I had no idea that rocks could be afflicted by disease.

Starting point is 01:01:55 In the foundation of a building, the rocks underneath can start to decompose and rot and cause radon levels to rise. And this can lead to cancer and bad stuff. Interesting. Cancer for the rocks or? I don't know. Me, people.

Starting point is 01:02:13 Really? I would think, and the lower you are to ground level, each successive floor up you go is half the level of the one below. Interesting. And since I'm at the ground level, I think I'm absorbing all the radon for the people above. Oh my God.

Starting point is 01:02:29 Because I move around. Radon buffer? I move around a lot. So is there discussion about trying to minimize the radon levels? I guess there's some way to do it. I don't really know what it is. You can create some sort of pipe system. I think if you spray the rocks with Roundup,

Starting point is 01:02:42 it kills the radon. I don't know, we can't get in there. This is beneath the whole building. Oh, I see. You don't have to dig in. So they're gonna have to just, they're just gonna have to fill the ground with Roundup. They will, but here's the other issue.

Starting point is 01:02:52 Beneath my building is a basement filled with storage units. Yeah. And that's where I'm storing my wine, the wine that I'm trying to age, because it's nice and cool and damp down there. So the conditions are actually pretty good for aging wine. And I think radon is actually probably

Starting point is 01:03:11 very good for aging wine. It's giving it a little bit more of a nuclear taste. Funk, a little bit of a funk. Oh my god. You need chemotherapy for those rocks. Here's what we need. If anyone out there knows how to cure radon from rocks or what to do in the event of high radon levels, please advise. Indirectly too, because you

Starting point is 01:03:31 don't have direct access to the rocks. Correct. And let me know if this is something I actually need to worry about because as it stands right now, I'm not worried. I'm not worried at all. Yeah, I don't think you should be that worried. But I don't know where you think, where you're getting it that it's going to make the wine better. I made that up to make myself feel better about the fact that I'm storing wine down there in the heart of the radar. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:56 You're at the nucleus. I'm at the fucking core. The reactor. Yeah, the open core. I'm imagining just like there's like one rock that's like huge in the basement. That's just like neon green. It's like pulsating out radon.

Starting point is 01:04:09 Cryptonite. Yeah. Radon is just flowing through it. But like, if you move it, it like burns your hands or some shit. So it's just down there. You just see your skeleton like, bar from home alone.

Starting point is 01:04:20 It's just down there with like a sheet over it. Damn, that makes me concerned for you. I didn't realize the radon was that bad. It's also down there with like a sheet over it. Damn, that makes me concerned for you. I didn't realize the Ray Donovan was that bad. It's also the kind of name where it seems dangerous in like a 1960s way. It sounds like a way of abbreviating the show Ray Donovan. Yes. Ray Don.

Starting point is 01:04:39 Shout out to Ray Donovan. Shout out Lev. Lev Fair, yes, a legend. Very great comic. Who's in Ray, a legend, very great comic. He was in Ray Donovan. Interesting. Ray Donovan. I forgot Lev Fair was in Ray Donovan as a young man.

Starting point is 01:04:53 I have a story and I didn't know if I wanted to tell it. You have to now. But it's kind of crazy. Okay. And pretty upsetting. That's such a good pream. You guys won't be upset by it, but it was upsetting to me. What was the story that I was telling you before

Starting point is 01:05:07 and you were like, save that for the podcast. Oh yeah, that was good. Let's start with that. No, no, no, do yours first. What was yours, what was it? The hotel thing, it's really not that great of a story. I love your hotel stories. It really wasn't that good of a story though.

Starting point is 01:05:16 We'll use that as a palate cleanser cause this story is upsetting. Okay, tell yours and then I'll tell mine then we gotta go. I went out with a buddy of mine on Friday night after I did my cold tub and my workout and cooked myself a filet of halibut. This is upstate?

Starting point is 01:05:33 In a Mediterranean preparation with diced olives. Sounds delicious. Blistered tomatoes, white wine, olive oil. That sounds delicious. Paprika, garlic powder, onion powder. Sometimes I like to quarter a persimmon and throw it in there. And then fresh dill once it came out of the oven.

Starting point is 01:05:48 And I started it at a slow bake, 375 for probably like 18 to 20 minutes, and then finished it on a broil. When does it get sad? Because so far it sounds like a delight of a night. Well, I was just saying I was having a nice night. Yeah. And then my buddy said,

Starting point is 01:06:04 hey, come meet me at this bar. And I went out and I got there and everyone he was with was already pretty banged up. So I was way behind because they'd had a pretty boozy dinner. And I didn't know any of the people that he was with. And one of them was the mayor of a town nearby. Okay. She. No. She is, was very aggressive. Until finally I was like,

Starting point is 01:06:35 this isn't gonna get any better. Nobody's helping me. Yeah. So I'm just gonna come out and say, Yeah, you suck. I hate you. Yeah. Dude, I think telling someone to their face, you're brutal is the

Starting point is 01:06:48 most damning indictment. Yeah. Just about that you can tell that are a tough hang. Tough. Yeah. Tough thing is so much softer. Yeah. You're brutal. You're brutal to be around. Yeah. Doubling down. Yeah, that was like the worst rap battle level. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you're inconvenient to be around, doubling down. Yeah, that is. That was like the worst that I could come up with. That's rap battle level. Yeah, it's like you're inconvenient to be around. I think it's an appropriate response. But also it's an introduction of like a new dynamic. Like we're going through the lion's gate

Starting point is 01:07:18 into the age of Aquarius, where girl bosses have like this power where they're industrialized to see pieces of man meat and just be like, I'm gonna have that. They're smoking a cigarette. There's a whole workaholics episode about that where like they get a new CEO and it's a woman and then all the girls get all the sales positions

Starting point is 01:07:39 and all the men turn into like Adam, Adam Devine is walking, is that his name? I think it's Devine, yeah. He's walking around with fucking, uh, he has like a skin tight buttoned up shirt on and all the girls are like, why don't you bend over and pick up those pencils? Like a knock over thing of pencils. But this is actually a real, a real, which is fucking insane. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:02 Uh, that's it's the price of the girl boss. Like we watch the Grammys, we see all these women fucking insane. Yeah, yeah. It's the price of the girl balls. We watch the Grammys, we see all these women fucking thriving. The undercurrent of that nasty society that they're creating is what happened to our victim friend Francis over here. It's time for the patriarch to swing back. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:18 I mean. I don't know. I'm still kind of reckoning with it and trying to figure out how I could have handled it differently. And you know, also, also, unfortunately, I had been on the verge of, I didn't want to go out. Yeah, yeah. I was, I had, I had two pints of ice cream out softening. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:36 And I was in my comfortable clothes. I had a joint ready to go and I was going to watch Gladiator 2. Yeah. And I had already rented it, but I hadn't hit play yet. So you have the- Thank God. So the timer hadn't started. No windows open. But I was- That actually,

Starting point is 01:08:50 that description makes me feel worse for you now. Yeah. Knowing how much better your night could have been. That's the thing. Yeah. And as I was on my way home- That's a night you can't get back. As I was on my way home, I said to myself, never again.

Starting point is 01:09:03 Yeah. I'm never going out again. Because I know I would have had a wonderful time at home. I had the electric fireplace going, I was cozy. I had gotten the bed pillows off the bed to put behind me on the couch, which is the height of luxury. And I was about to get the duvet

Starting point is 01:09:25 from the bed to be under that. Just pass out out there? Bro, that's couch night. Just watch yourself to sleep? When you turn the couch into the bed, you have committed to the height of luxury. Yeah. That's so nice.

Starting point is 01:09:37 And she fucking ruined it, dude. It was bad. And then the next night I did it, and it didn't have the same effect. And Gladiator 2 was legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen. How come nobody told me that? I think it was probably good.

Starting point is 01:09:52 I think you were probably. No, no, no, dude, that movie sucked. It was gladiator. They tried to hit almost every note that Gladiator 1 hit with and just like shoe horn, like some weird ass energy from like. game of Thrones like it was like it was like gladiator one Is being done as a sequel with Game of Thrones elements from some

Starting point is 01:10:18 Absolutely lowly staffer who had a vague part that they did. Yeah in the production of Game of Thrones. Yeah So it was like just corny. I never saw the first one, so. Melodramatic to no end. Maximus Decimus Meridius ain't got shit on me. Denzel Washington is the only person speaking with an American accent in the whole movie. Yeah, I don't know. I've never seen it.

Starting point is 01:10:40 I haven't seen the first one, so. Don't. First one's amazing. You haven't watched the first Gladiator? No. That time period doesn't really interest me at all. What's weird is that so many people had told me, it is what you want it to be, it's fun. I knew what I wanted it to be.

Starting point is 01:10:55 I didn't want it to be Gladiator 1. Yeah. I thought it would be 70% of Gladiator 1. Yeah. Great fight scenes. No, they tried to redo the same like beat for beat shit bro they're trying to remake exact fights it was how do you not watch gladiator one bro I just haven't seen it it's the best piece of content from that time period yeah we kind of gotta go what is your story you

Starting point is 01:11:19 want to say oh yeah give us that um, it's not really that good of a story. It's like I'm it's been I mean Francis just smoked you with the fucking Salacious sexual assault About my story my story isn't a good story because you have this stink of victimhood. Yeah, it's a shit experience Yeah, you have the film of being assaulted by a woman in a power position Oh, it also clarified for me, so something that people have often said to me now, when they're like, when they find out that I'm divorced, they're like, oh dude, but being single at 35 is awesome.

Starting point is 01:11:54 You can go 15 years in either direction. I'm like, I don't wanna go right. I don't need this much wingspan. Well, if it was Heidi Klum maybe. You know what I mean? I'm okay operating in a two year or three year window on either side. I don't need to go 15 years older into mayor territory

Starting point is 01:12:16 to satisfy my lust. Yeah, established politician. For older fucking women that are at the helm of the political machine. Yeah. You told Leslie Nope though. You know what I mean? You put your foot down. I said, Nope.

Starting point is 01:12:29 Nope. And she said, doesn't matter. All right. Your hotel story. Real quick before he tells this, I found out this week that for the Super Bowl that they do have an extra ticket for me, but I had already told Sass that I was going to go with him. And now, because of my loyalty to SAS, I'm like, I already sent him money to get a ticket,

Starting point is 01:12:51 so I'll pay for a ticket instead of taking a free Super Bowl ticket because of my loyalty and because he complained a little bit. Dude, that is preposterous. I don't even really think, I disagree. I don't even think that's that heroic of a thing to do. That's preposterous. What you should do is take the free ticket

Starting point is 01:13:10 and then at best split the cost of his ticket. Yeah, but he'd be sitting alone. My ticket would be with Max Jack Mack and a DraftKings representative. Fuck, is there no way to find- I'm fine sitting by myself. Is there no way to find- No, you sitting by myself. Is there no way to find- No, you're not.

Starting point is 01:13:25 I swear on my life I am. There's no way. I swear to God I would be completely fine sitting alone. Can you look for a ticket nearby and then like do quarters or something like that? I genuinely don't care. Like I would, dude, I love football. You think I would be mad if I had to sit

Starting point is 01:13:44 at the Super Bowl alone and watch the Super Bowl? I would literally be sitting there and I would be like this is the greatest experience of my entire life. You already started giving me shit about it. You just told me that it wasn't that bad. This is how this is how this is how guilty Roan felt. I barely even pushed his buttons about it. He goes guilty Roan felt. I barely even pushed his buttons about it. He goes, he goes, no, no, he goes, I sent him a ticket prices yesterday and I go tickets are down to already in the 3000 area. They were $18,000 last week. And he goes, see, that's a good deal. That's all in. And he goes, also,

Starting point is 01:14:23 max is saying there's a seat for me in the game time bundle. I'm still leaning towards buying with you. And then I said, got it. So you're squeezing me out. That's what I'm hearing. I'm completely joking. It's, I'm literally, I just, I'm in the air.

Starting point is 01:14:38 I'm in the air flying back from Toronto. I don't give a shit. And he goes, LOL, no, you're hearing I'd rather spend 5K than squeeze you out. And then I said, don't even sweat it. Which is like, uh, what was the first thing? And then an hour later I go, dude, why did you just send me $5,000? I sent it to Venmo. For the whole ticket. Why did you just send me that? That's also the limit that you can send on Venmo. I said, what the fuck?

Starting point is 01:15:08 And he said, for tickets, signs of good faith. And I said, that is retarded. And I said, but sounds good, when should I buy? Which is crazy, I would never let people know that you talk like that. Dude, my Venmo, I literally can't send him back that much money. Why not?

Starting point is 01:15:23 My cap is like $1,500. Mine might be500. I'd have to send it back in increments over the next three months. I can't send him back that money. That's on him. And that's how much- I'm baffled by this whole thing. I'm baffled by this whole thing. First of all, I can completely understand why he read your messages- When he was like, yeah, no sweat.

Starting point is 01:15:44 As totally passive aggressive. I was not funny or joking at all. And then that's how I text both of you guys. What? How? I never would have replied to that and been like, dude, take that ticket completely. Obviously, I was going to give you shit about it. If you told me you're not going to the Super Bowl, I would have been like, okay, I guess I'm going home on Wednesday. I would not. It would not have been right because you wouldn't want to sit alone. No, because I didn't, I need a reason to be able to stay out there.

Starting point is 01:16:10 In Sass's defense, when he's actually mad that you've done something, in the moment he says, oh, okay, no problem. And then for the ensuing six months to a year, he talks about it on the podcast. And that's really what I thought was going on. Pretends he doesn't know that you have a sister. That's what I was hoping, that's what I was hoping would have come from it. Like that would have been best case scenario. Yeah, and he said no sweat, which is the same thing. Like, oh, okay, no problem.

Starting point is 01:16:32 He said no sweat and I was like, okay, the passive aggressive rumble is coming from deep in his tummy. And part of me in the back of my head when you sent that thing, I was thinking to myself, I was like, would I want to go to the Super Bowl with Ron? Yeah, of course. Would it be great content if I was thinking to myself, I was like, would I want to go to the Super Bowl with Ron? Yeah, of course. Would it be great content if I was last minute squeezed out and I could make a big fuss about it on the podcast? That's also a great content. He was trying to ward you off at the pass, just as General Grant did to sending Sherman.

Starting point is 01:16:56 I would have showed up on when we record on Wednesday with the Mahogany series. Hold the front as he attacked Vicksburg. Would have gone viral. What? Would have changed the podcast forever. That's not true, bro. All right, wait, hold on. We need to figure out the resolution to this and. Would have gone viral. What? Would have changed the podcast forever. That's not true, bro. All right, wait, hold on.

Starting point is 01:17:06 We need to figure out the resolution to this, and you guys have to go. So the question is, why didn't you, the solution here, the smart solution, is take the free ticket and then search on Game Time to see if there is another seat close by, and then you're not feeling that bad that you're not sitting together you can guide it like someone you know send some guy for a

Starting point is 01:17:29 quarter send some guy who's gonna be like I'm probably just gonna leave early like he's like if he's at the game sitting alone he's like dude I had to get traffic's gonna get bad you have a completely like dude we're walking home yeah well you have the completely wrong idea about me. I'm trying to make this go platinum on the podcast, bro. Like, dude, like, yeah, like I'd like to go to the Super Bowl with you. I would I would be just as fine going to the Super Bowl by myself. Just as fine. Yeah. Just as fine. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:57 It wouldn't be better to go with me. It would be fun to go with you. That's so mean. And like Root for the Eagles. But if I was by myself, if I could just do I would put in the headphones. I'd listen to you. That's so mean. And like, root for the Eagles. But like, if I was by myself, if I could just, dude, I would put in the headphones. I'd listen to the broadcast by myself. Like, I'd have a blast. Drink a couple Heineken Zeros. That is very advanced autism. Listen to Kevin Harlan on the radio. Kevin Harlan's been calling the games for the Super Bowl for like 20 years on radio.

Starting point is 01:18:20 Is there a delay between the call and what's happening on the field? Barely, though. You'll have to close your eyes and just kind of listen to the It would be sick. Roar of the crowd. I don't know what to say about this situation. First of all, it breaks my heart. It's okay, I just wanted to get it out.

Starting point is 01:18:33 I just wanted to get it out. It would be weird of me to go to the Super Bowl by myself for the Eagles Chief Super Bowl. It's like the last Super Bowl that someone would go alone for. Very few people are probably there alone. It's gotta be very funny. that someone would go alone for. Very few people are probably there alone. It's got to be very funny. But I want to go with you.

Starting point is 01:18:49 It's almost worth the money to to to go with you. I yeah, I don't really care. We I got to tell the story, though, and we have to leave. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm in the hotel. I get there Thursday. I stay. It's Friday afternoon. I just went to the gym. I get back. There's a knock on my door saying housekeeping. I'm fully naked. I go, oh, no, I just went to the gym, I get back, there's a knock on my door saying,

Starting point is 01:19:05 housekeeping, I'm fully naked, I go, oh no, I'm all set, I don't need anything, and they go, no, we need to go, we need to get something from your room. And then I was like, oh, okay, so then I got dressed, and I opened the door, and they just walk right in. Room is a fucking mess. And there's this white machine, like this big, that's like on the corner. It's like plugged in on the floor and space heater. It's something like that. Like I didn't think anything. I thought it was like a noise machine or something. Like it was just letting

Starting point is 01:19:35 out like a white noise sound. Oh, it was making sound. It was making a sound and you didn't think anything of it. I was like, Oh, that's a little weird vest there. But I was like, you didn't even think to unplug it or turn it off No, not at all Like not at all the hotel was kind of shitty. So I was like it's I'd assume it's like an air purifier or something like that Okay, something like it's not the bathroom reeked of cigarettes I was like someone probably smoked in this room and they're trying to mayor stay in here Yeah, so I wasn't like I wasn't thinking about it that deeply. I was like the hotels shit It was truly one of the worst hotels we ever stayed in in. So I was like, this is not like the end of the world. Didn't think

Starting point is 01:20:08 anything of it. And then they come into my room and it's these like two Asian ladies, but like they weren't housekeeping. Like they said they were housekeeping. They're wearing like front desk employees, like suits, like they have this suit with like the pin on them and shit and they go they they just walk right into my room and they go over and they unplug it and then she just grabs it and she's holding the machine and she looks at me and she goes we got to get this out of here it's not good for you. What? And then like but she says it right on she says it three times three times she goes it's not good for you we need to get it out of the room and I was like okay yeah it's totally fine and then they get and then they left and then I'm just like laying in bed for like 30 minutes and then I texted them and I was like I was like now I'm just sitting here being like what the fuck was that yeah what was in my room that was like so bad that they had to like in the middle of my stay come be like oh shit we gotta go get that from his room especially

Starting point is 01:21:04 that they know about it. Yeah. That they that the hotel desk manager can identify what this dangerous thing is. I thought it was like, like it was like some machine that was like projecting rat poison. And it was like, I've just been inhaling it for the last 48 hours. And then I called the front desk and they were like, yeah, it was a humidifier. And then I came to the conclusion that those people just didn't speak good English and that was the only way they knew how to say that they had to get it out. Maybe it was like a moldy old humidifier. I don't know. The lady at the front desk barely

Starting point is 01:21:35 spoke English too though. So she was like, ah, it was a humidifier. They forgot it. They got Mexicans in Canada too? I got to tell you, uh, the sentence, this is not good for you, that's not one of those ones that you typically get wrong, even in broken English. I don't know. It's no good for you. Well, where are they from?

Starting point is 01:21:57 Versus, it's good for you. They were Asian. Oh, I don't know what accent I was doing. Yeah, I was thinking south of the border, too. Same. Because, you know, now we have to what accent I was doing. Yeah, I was thinking south of the border to same Cuz you know now we have to send all ours up there. Yeah, it's not good Yeah, so the story wasn't only that good. I mean it's scary though. It was kind of fucked up I was crazy that he is that you had that and he is the radon all in the same way. Yeah, it's fucking dangerous

Starting point is 01:22:22 All right, we gotta go. Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap. I'll be in DC. We added a Thursday late show because every other show sold out. So if there are tickets left, that's the only one. Hope to see you there. Punchup.live slash Francis Ellis. Oh, I'm going to be in Boston in the end of February,

Starting point is 01:22:45 those shows are also almost sold out, so get them now and don't be DMing me day of the show, being like, can you get extra tickets? Because there will be no extra tickets, so get them now. Also, I'll be in New Brunswick, New Jersey at the Stress Factory on March 8th, one night only. That's Saturday night, two shows. Again, punchup.live slash Francis Francis Ellis and then Providence in April

Starting point is 01:23:06 That's one of my favorite things to do really if I'm around can I feature for you? Yeah, absolutely That would be a blast fuck. Yeah, that room is so fun. Let's do it. Yeah, fuck. Yeah cool All right, see you guys later this week Close was over, still, still underground. So I looked older, till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting For, for was I So, so then you listen

Starting point is 01:24:21 Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way. I was only falling one way. Fetish drew your eye. Did you realize? No one could take me alive

Starting point is 01:25:06 I was only falling one way See it just a distant light Feel fast forever bright Call it just a distant light Being fast forever bright Call it just a memory Take my hand and you can see I'm Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Vanished to your earth Did you realize No one could take me alive Bye.

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