Son of a Boy Dad - Crew Love ft. KB, Nick & Smokes | Son of a Boy Dad #143

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I probably shouldn't even do this podcast today. No, this is Flop City. All right, let me know. Good to go? No. All right. Let me know. Good to go? Kyle, you can really eat that for real.

Yeah, you're right in the mic. No, no, no, no. I'm not even busting your balls. You could eat that. I want you to be hydrated. I want your brain to be... Yeah, there's a lot of water in lettuce. Son of a boy, dad.

Hey, welcome back. Son of a boy dad. Hey, welcome back. Son of a boy dad podcast. Bring us in. It is Monday, October... What is up? 23rd. What is up, everybody? It is me, Little Sass. Let's talk about stand-up

and airlines. On the way over, I was like, we need to stop this fucking Delta miles talk. We need to cut this shit the fuck out. It's not only not relatable to the audience. It's not relatable to me. Yeah. One of us. So few people that it applies to.

It's literally just me, Sass, and Francis sitting in the corner. You try to infiltrate every group. It's Sass and Francis. Your miles don't touch there. No one ever said that's a Tommy, Sass, and Francis. Tommy, Sass, and Francis. I'm wearing this hat, by the way. Cool, man.

I could say that every day. But sick, dude. For the listeners, I am wearing a hat. A little treat for everybody watching i think bent brim is your best go-to as far as uh fuckability yeah certainly not flat is it raising your eyebrows it looks like you've got like botox eyebrows like they're really fierce or also in the middle it looks like you got plucked up a little yeah did you no yeah your eyeballs they look done well we did do a video, your eyeballs, they look done. Well, we did do

a video the other day where they were painted on. Can you just give a little bit more light to them? See, no, they dropped back down. They're done. Is this good or bad? It's good. Thank you. Yeah. I'm just going to keep this hat on. Road calls you a fuckstick on the car.

In a term of endearment. In that you fuck a lot. A fuck stick? Yeah. Not that much. That's like the humility part of the riz. The episode came out of you with your dating show. Yes. Did you fuck the winner? I'm not commenting about anything.

If you didn't, you would say no. I'm not commenting on anything about anything. Especially because two women won. That's what I was asking. I, you know, I had all six before, during, and after. That's the narrative I'm going with. Hell yeah.

Nice girl, seriously. No, seriously, really, really nice girl. So if you didn't know, we have Tommy Smokes on today. You're probably wondering, where's Lil Sass? Family emergency, unfortunately. That's his stuff to tell, but we're thinking of little sass absolutely as i started off the show making fun of him but that's how we're thinking of him yeah you're right that's thought that's how comedians communicate with one another that's their love language a man has two deaths his

first real one and then when people stop talking about him. When he's last mentioned on a podcast. When he's last exalted on a podcast. Tommy, free yourself, dude. There you go. Atta boy. Yeah, I feel like that's nicer.

Just unhugging yourself. We were just over at Francis' apartment doing a we were shooting a nice, it was like a game night type of thing. We'd love to have you involved with one day during the day. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess you're right. Peel back the curtain. I get, you're really exposing how the sauce we've been found out. Wait until people find out. We're not friends. It is going to be fucking brutal. Wait,

didn't you guys, didn't the four of you guys go out for a little friendship dinner last night? No. Not Tommy. Yeah, the four of you guys. Yeah, the four of you guys. No, Tommy.

Cool. Well, I was in Chicago. And Maresh. And Maresh was there? We did invite you, so don't play what you're about to play. But that's what I'm saying.

I want to know how it was, what it was like. What was your guys, where'd you go? Fish Market? Fish Market, always. Lovely dinner at Fish Market. Always. Well, they did. I didn't. You were fasting. You ate right after.

I've been fasting. This doesn't sound like fasting. I had a weird experience with Kyle before we got to Fish Market. Yes, you did. And I'm weirded out by you. All right. Judge, honestly, don't let him sway you either way.

Let me tell the story. bias okay we're on a crowded subway car on the two headed downtown very crowded kyle's right next to me i'm looking at him he's looking like he has his head down as well and then i just see him he doesn't know i'm watching him take out his hand towards me and goes like this to my gut and i was like dude what the fuck is that he goes oh you saw that i didn't know he was looking that's all if i knew you were looking i wouldn't have done that what is that i was doing a little finger guy why to his stomach yes it was more toward your knees why were you doing like a dance it wasn't it's not a thing we do and i caught him doing it it was one of those crowded subways can't move a muscle can't

flinch can't open that seems like less room to do finger guns like that's like i gotta do and i'm bored as that's a luxury activity is shooting off a finger gun like that. Here's the thing. I knew it would rattle him to his core. Look what it did. You didn't expect him to see it. I took the risk. Why did you do it? I wanted to do it. I felt good.

Why? You haven't told me why. I don't know. Maybe it's the sensation. Was it about his guts? No. I wasn't even aiming at his guts i was just doing a finger gun on his lower body i was like this is kind of fun it feels good it's like freeing that's that's horrible that's the reward i got the reward was the process the risk being you finding out and i knew if you found out you would get rattled to your you looked up and were like and i was like i said what the fuck he hated it and you said you weren't supposed to see that i

wouldn't have done that if i didn't know you were looking that's hour 20 of the fast start doing so your brain is really firing on also it seems almost if you're pointed in like lower bodies like sexual almost like pointed out as like uh like yeah were you pointing at my dick no it was more like your knees you know the only so he you pointing at my dick? No, it was more like your knees. So he was pointing at my dick. The only thing he said when he walked off the train, he just goes like,

huh, shockingly easy. Yeah, that's what you said. What? You said that was shockingly easy. What? What was easy?

Crazy. You shooting him up? Not the train ride. Yeah, we were like, the chest, yeah we were like yeah i've been i've been kind of weirded out since yeah yeah what the fuck what don't act like that's like oh that's it's abnormal for sure it's odd behavior i think it's more of a sign of aliens than uh ufos yeah thank you if i did that to a stranger, yeah, that's weird. I think it's just as normal to do to a stranger

as to do to your close buddies. Yeah. What was that? It was just like fucking ribbing your boys. What was that hand? You're doing like third base coach signals. You guys, if I do it to you, you know I'm kidding.

No, we were all very confused. You know what's gay? That song Stitches by Shawn Mendes. Oh, I kind of like that song. Say the lyrics. I'll watch you until I can't breathe.

Without your what? I'm without your kisses. I'll be getting stitches. Think about that. Think about needing stitches without kisses. Oh, it is soft.

That's so soft. Go into the ER. Get sewn up. I haven't had any kisses lately. Doc, it's not looking good. Pluricizing kiss is gay. Kisses. Kissies is the gayest way to say it.

Who does that? Not me. Sounds like you. You made that sound like it was common nomenclature. Kissies gets thrown around here and there. Single it is nice. What's the song? Suck My Kiss. Have you ever heard that?

That's the best way to say kiss. Suck My Kiss is a badass way to say it, but I Need Your Kisses is a little bit soft. And if you don't get them, you're going to be in the hospital. The flesh is going to rip open. You'll be fucking split wide. That's, I think, a tough spot for Mendes to be in.

We let Mendes get away with it. He was OG gay. Yeah. There was never a doubt. No. No, but he was bearded from the rip. Yeah, he was. The beard helped. No, he's the Caribbean ass helped. I'm talking about he had a fake girlfriend. Fake girlfriend, but

yeah, the Caribbean ass was the beard. That's okay. Who was it? Camila Cabello. Camila Cabello. Wasn't there another one? Has he double Latina'd? Is he a Selena Gomez guy right now? No, no, no, no. I think he might be though.

There's that video of him dropping a coconut in his driveway. That's so funny. Yeah, he has too many groceries for his ass. He drops all his groceries. The paparazzi catches it. It was a bit? No. No.

Oh, it was Candid? Yeah, Candid dropping a coconut. Oh, no. It was rolling down his driveway. Ooh, good question. Shawn Mendes or Charlie Puth? What do you mean? You turned me on like a light switch.

Who do we like more? I like Charlie Puth's eyebrow slit. So I'm going to go with Charlie Puth. I'm so strongly in Mendes' candy. Me too. I watched old Shawn Mendes YouTube covers before he was famous. Shawn Mendes is a better singer. He's a better singer. He has such a good cover

of Sweater Weather. This is going to be bad, but I've met both of them and I found Shawn Mendes so much more likable. Is Puth bragging on pussy? He was lying on pussy. We must have talked about this. He bragged on pussy

to the Backstreet Boys. To the Backstreet Boys? Backstreet Boys had to have had more pussy than he could dream of. Yeah, we were sixed up in a circle.

Me, Puth, and four Backstreet Boys. Which one was missing? Kevin? What's the context of this? What year was this? 17. Yeah, Kevin wasn't there.

Oh, at the writing? No, it could have been Brian. Yeah, the rap battle show. They were going to battle against each other and he was talking, he was bragging hard on puss. To the Backstreet Boys. To the Backstreet Boys. He was like, the girl who I was with last night is so hot.

Which is like no nuance to it. No, that's a good ass brag. He was just like, she was so fucking hot. Like, i wish you guys could have seen her was kind of his nick carter you would have gotten so hard if you saw her man yeah nick harder like if achieving that how do you fully enjoy it was for him yeah so i think that it's like uh there's got to be a word from it commit a comedic kinetic something value where

it's like a value of you value it because someone else values it. It's not your own values, but it's like you want... Oh, that's the only thing I value. How other people feel about something. That's where I find my self-worth. I don't have sex with girls for myself. It's for other people. No, no. We know.

Yeah. I hate it. The feeling. It's a total chore. Youiously i mean i think that was glossed over in your dating show video but when you talked about how you don't like blowjobs well that's been covered a lot i'm not crazy you do cover that a lot yeah it's been talked about a lot um that's gonna get you in some hot water down the road i'm worried that yeah one day a girl be like i heard you don't like blowjobs. A lot of people probably think it's a ploy so girls are like

you just haven't gotten one from me. It's not that. I'm afraid of that happening and then all I'm doing is getting fucking blowjobs. The best ones of all time. The craziest best ones. Living fucking hell.

One of the girls even in the video, there was a great bit of editing by Zupi who edited it. It jumps to her, burst out laughing that she can't believe it. She's charmed by the fact that you don't like blowjobs. Yeah, I guess it's just my way. Everything you do is a win.

It's like saying, I like hamburgers. Yeah, it's like that. It's a lot like that. But I love cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. I'd rather eat a cheeseburger than a hamburger. If I have to eat a hamburger, fine. You know, cheeseburger in this scenario means man.

I know. Pussy's like onion rings or something. Yeah, explain. Yeah. Oh oh the round it is oh yeah oh yeah say french for us but i get like i think or even better like i'm not crazy about hamburgers right i'm not crazy i'll eat a hamburger but you're not happy about it you'll never pick out a hamburger when a cheeseburger is right there next to it. Correct. Correct.

Correct. Correct. And the cheeseburger is... But would you rather go hungry or have a hamburger and nothing else? I'd rather have the hamburger. Okay. I'm doing it out of necessity. To live.

To live. Yes. If you don't eat this hamburger, you'll die. Well, what's beating off when you get home? Because I think that's one of the things, too. That's like mozzarella sticks. Beating off is groceries. You got to cook. You got to do all the prep.

And then you got to clean up afterwards. That's it at home. We got beat off at home. We got your own dick at home. Gross. That's freaking gross. I make my dinner in the shower at home oh man you're a shower jo guy yeah purely out of uh cleanup efficiency i just like having a roommate i'd feel rude about it oh how many more you got probably got another year, another year and a half left of what? A roommate.

Yeah. How old are you? 27. Yeah. Yeah. I stopped at 27. My, my lease is up in what month is it? My lease is up in July.

We're thinking one more year after that. So year and a half. I like what I say. Year and a half. Yeah. I like having a roommate. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it.

I get lonely sometimes, man. I know. I don't think I would like every time in your, every time you're in Chicago, I'm trying to get you to stay with roommate. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it. I get lonely sometimes, man. I know. I don't think I would like every time in your, every time you're in Chicago, I'm trying to get you to stay with me. Yeah. Well, I mean,

I just get in late, but I would, I know I would, I think it'd be awesome to watch a movie and get a pizza. Okay. Let's do that one. Play chess. Let's do that one.

It would save a lot of money for Barstool too. I've pitched that behind Tommy's back. To whom? Uh, big cat. I was like, listen, if you can fly out here,

but if we don't need to get the hotel, like I've told Tommy a million times, you can stay with me. But the issue is, we do the bracket at three on Tuesday, so I can't land. I can't get to like 11. I want to get to like 11. This is boring for the audience, but we'll do movie and a pizza. Hey, guys, let's take a second and talk about HelloFresh. Tommy, do you mind if we talk about HelloFresh? I take a second and talk about HelloFresh. Tommy,

you mind if we talk about HelloFresh? I would love if we talked about HelloFresh. Are you a good cook? I used to not be a great cook, but HelloFresh has made it so easy that- No, but like before that, what was your cooking acumen like? What would you cook? Maybe I'd throw something in an air fryer. I could grill steaks, peanut butter and jelly. That's not cooking. What is cooking really at the end of the day? I mean, peanut butter and jelly. That's not cooking. What is cooking, really, at the end of the day? I mean, peanut butter and jelly is preparing, you know. Cooking, I feel like you're applying heat. No, that's not true.

You don't think? No. That's not how you would. So what's an example of cooking that doesn't apply heat? Like mixing a pasta salad? Yeah, that's cooking you think yeah okay pasta and i mean even like making a really good artisan sandwich is cooking how is that not cooking i don't think it is i think it's not cooking it's just like preparing just like stacking things on top of one another i don't know but i'll think about it a little more but let's hear about

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off your order. 3G.com, promo code BOYDAD15, 15% off your order. I miss you guys. I miss you too, man. I feel like I see you a lot. I see you once a week. You see them the most and they see you the most. Of the Chicago people and the New York people.

That's what I mean. It's like a massive crossover. Yeah, but it's not, you know, it's a fucking hour, two hours. I miss our dinners. I do too. Fish market. You guys get fish at fish market? No. I don't like fish. You're the biggest fish guy.

I know that's what always draws me to fish market, but I know it's not. Every time, Ron, what are you getting for dinner? I'm getting the bronzino. The bronzino, a full bronzino. I live next to a Michelin starfish restaurant in Chicago. They bring you out the whole thing and I guess the eyes are what everybody wants. They said they have the best fish eyes in the country.

The eyes are really good and also the cheek is. I saw you do a cool move at Le Bernardin. What was that? You only order things you've never had. And so you got it and we were like, what is that? You said order things you've never had. And so you got it and we were like, what is that? You said, I don't know. That's the exact opposite of what I do in a nice restaurant.

Yeah, that's how you should live. Try new things. Try something. If you know the place is good. That's crazy to me still. I kind of, I like that. That's too great. Imagine blowing the nicest meal you'll have in a long time.

But to be fair, everything at Les Bernardin, I've probably never had before. No. I got steak. But steak is safe. It's safe. If it's a Michelin restaurant, you try something new because you know it's going to be good. No, because you could just fundamentally not like the taste. It's like going to a diner's drive-ins and dives restaurant and getting what Guy had on the show.

I would do that. You say that's good? Yeah, it's good. that's what i say that's good yeah it's good that's what i always do but that's the opposite of getting something that you've never known or seen before no i disagree it's like you're like yeah if i'm going to you know mook cheese meatball or you know blue plate diner i guess would be a better example in salt lake city and it's like oh i could get whatever fucking eggs and and say but oh he got a special breakfast burrito with something you go for what they're known for yeah i'd say that or just like something completely that i've just

never seen on a menu before yeah because how do you know if you don't if you if you've never tried boudin blanc sausages you know what i mean could be delightful if you guys ever seen the movie 28 days later no the zombie movie yeah kill with Cillian Murphy. Yeah. Pull out your phone. 28 weeks later. And I want you to tell me, the cast of the young boy in that movie, what the real actor's name is. It's going to knock your socks off.

Rowan, why don't you go ahead, go to the cast. The young boy. What's his name? i found it emojian pooch no no no wait we're just gonna go over emojian pooch emojian pooch is a ridiculous name this is the craziest cast list of names ever of real actors names no no no, no. Say it. Macintosh Muggleton. Macintosh Muggleton. Are you seeing this? No, I don't see this. Macintosh Muggleton.

Please, Andy. Wait. What the fuck are you talking about? In between on either side of Roseburn is Emojin Poots and Macintosh Muggleton. Keep scrolling. Beans Beans Balawe.

Beans Balawe. Plays boy in cottage. Yeah, you went to days. Yeah. Beans Balawe, and he's dead serious. Beans Balawe's in it too, yeah. He's dead serious. Dude, we got a Mojin Poots, Beans Balawe, and Macintosh Muggleton. And don't let that overshadow that Idris Elba is an absurd

name. If he wasn't as famous as he is, that's an absurd name. I mean, even Garfield Morgan standard by this cast. That's the most normal name in there. Pip Henderson, weird name. Roderick Culver, weird name. Tristan Tate. Tristan Tate. Philip

Bullcock. Phil Bullcock? Yeah. 28 weeks later, mancock yeah 28 weeks later man tristan tate's funny they definitely cast this movie blind yes they didn't fucking they didn't check what anybody's acting skills were like because none of those people have been in any other movies lascoe atkins that was the one thing you gotta have a weird name. The weirdest fucking name. Stuart McQuarrie. Kish Sharma? Eunice Huthart. Brendan Gleeson's the dude from In Bruges

and Mansions of Inchia. He was awesome. He's a great actor. Is he a big part of this movie? Somebody just DM me a photo of that little boy with the caption Macintosh Muggleton underneath and it made my day. So thank you to that guy. But that cast list versus battle

against any cast list. Funny. It's a great cast. Yeah, that's incredible. Like some China movie, bro. Yeah, those are all goofy. Goofy as hell. Watch pulling up. Yeah. Let's see like Google China move crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because actual

do they have like a Hollywood... Do they have a Hollywood? Do they have movies? They have movies. They must have a Hollywood, but it's probably not as big as Bollywood or what's the other one? I love that it's the same naming convention that you would call your white friend that acted black. What should we call this Bombay

Hollywood? I guess Bollywood. What should we call this Bombay Hollywood? I guess Bollywood. What should we call this white guy that acts like... Same exact convention. Oh my God. That is... It truly is beautiful. But what's the other one in India? Well, India is Bollywood.

But RRR wasn't Bollywood. Yeah, it was. I thought it was their other name. I found a Chinese movie, Shaolin Soccer. Shaolin Soccer is one of my favorite movies. It's the Shaolin monks that learn soccer. They're so good at kicking the ball. I don't know if I can verbalize this name.

Watch clips of Shaolin Soccer. You can. If anyone is equipped to verbalize these Chinese names, it's you. I'm going to try to omit a vowel in the middle because there is none in this name, but Ng Mantat. That beats 28 weeks later already. Wong Yat-Fee. Yeah. I mean, these are probably just John Smith's he is the John of China

I'm still buying in though it tickles a funny bone in me yeah it feels damn good love a good name you think they laugh when they see like John Smith they don't know how to say it. True. But Muggles,

like what was it? Macintosh Muggleton? Macintosh Muggleton, I think tickles a Chinese person's funny bone. I don't know if it does. We know that that's not how names usually sound. They might not know that. They might be like,

oh, that's normal. And then I'd be like, John Smith. Maybe Macintosh Muggleton is like the John Smith of England. It could be. Any British person could be Macintosh Muggleton. We met, we were in London. We met a lot of Macintosh Muggleton is like the John Smith of England. It could be. Any British person could be Macintosh Muggleton. We were in London.

We met a lot of Macintoshes. Yeah. I didn't get their surname, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that that's definitely, I think alliteration though is a key to a fun name to say. Very true. Marvel does it.

Like Zhang Ji, something like that. Like XX, something like that. Tentacion. R.I.P. R.I.P.p dude i miss it more every fucking day yeah i have two of his biography i have two copies how do you have two oh i just didn't put out two but not two biographies is a crazy cool move stuff i missed yeah people really do it there's multiple biographies on every historical figure, probably including XX. Two autobiographies. Stuff I miss? Stuff you miss personally about yourself?

God damn. I don't know if you guys know this, but in New York, we don't really work on Fridays. Yeah, I was here for three years. Tommy's the one that does tommy's is not a monday to you don't do monday to wednesdays yeah i'm only thursday friday yeah it's a sweet gig how many people come in on fridays uh it's it's more than you would think you're damn near

prohibited from working on fridays it's not i mean they were here as of two months ago we came in yeah i'm saying like you've seen it. I never saw you there. Yes, you did, dude. I would come on Yak Fridays, Henny Fridays sometimes. Okay, okay. Oh, wait, you have a fucking... Are you about to be back for Henny Friday tomorrow?

Oh, Henny Friday is not an every Friday thing. Oh, it's just when it's special? Yeah, just when it's special. There's a bite in the air. I came in at like a three o'clock on a Friday, maybe two weeks ago. And Tommy was the only, or Tommy and John Rich were the only people in here grinding. John Rich is here

like 12 hours a day. Grinding. He's here a lot, yeah. Dave will never come in and catch John Rich slacking. He was in the background of the Dave video when Dave came in and was complaining. Didn't see you there. No, I was two minutes I came in two minutes after that and my team port and I jumpsuit.

Really unfortunate time. We were on the road, right? We had an excuse. It would have been better to not show up that day. I don't remember. What was this? When I showed up. I think you can just show up like way after he even comes in. I think you're good. I showed up at the worst possible time.

Right after. Right after he finished the video. I was still like the second content person there, but I was the first person he saw after he made the video. And he doesn't like you. After John Rich. Damn brutal. Lifetime contract.

We let go a lot of people with Lifetime. Which was shocking. Lifetime contract? They'll be back. We let go a lot of people with lifetimes, which was shocking. Oh, I mean, yeah, I know. They'll be, they'll be back. Yeah. They'll be back.

Everyone will be back. I'm waiting for Nadeau to get back. I don't know. It's a matter of time. It's a matter. Would it be round four? Yeah. No,

it would be. Would it? I kind of said that as a joke, but I think it actually, it's at minimum round three. I know you miss him. I love him minimum round three. I know you miss him. I love him. I know. I know you miss him. Before I met Nadeau, I wore a silver bracelet.

Now I don't. He didn't rob me. He just told me Albanians don't wear silver. Albanians wear gold. Love that. And now look at your glasses. Gold. A beautiful hue of gold. Gold works better with the Albanian dark complexion. But you have in spades.

I do, yes. My olive skin. Are you the only Albanians in here? In this room? Yeah. We could be anywhere. Taking Liam Neeson's daughter. I found out yesterday I'm 2% Swedish.

No way. How'd you find that out? My dad did his ancestry. He came in at 4%, so I did a little deductive reasoning. Fair enough. Fair enough. Math checks out. You're 2% Swedish, man. dad did his ancestry he came in at four percent so i did a little deductive reasoning fair enough fair enough math checks out you're two percent swedish man unless your mom's like two percent twenty percent swedish oh yeah you can't make that call at least two you're at minimum two percent swedish which i think is nice that's a good twitter bio at least two percent two percent

swedish i think that's kind of like catfishing. They expect something way different if they saw me. Really? I'd look at you and be like, yeah, that guy could be 2% Swedish. I don't know. I think of those people as like 6'5", blonde. Yeah, exactly. Even 2%, 6'5", blonde is more than me.

2% is such a small fraction. That's hardly anything. He's milk fat. Yeah, he's milk fat. But me, I'm still not 2%, percent dude i'm still not two percent of a six five blonde guy yeah you are you're six feet yeah you're white yeah yeah but still that's not the i don't know the the main factors of them i'm not like a shibele a fucking 100 percenter a pure bread pure bread although Although I did do in high school

Ancestry or one of those things and it said it was like 38% Saudi Arabian. No way. Some Persian it did. I swear to God. I went through, I think there was a Moors tribe, the conquerors that started in the Middle East and then made their way

to Italy so I probably descend from those conquerors. Those conquerors. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you're Saudi. I am a Saudi. Are you serious? I got that oil money.

I would like to do it again. I feel like that had to be wrong. If it comes back, like exactly the same. And then it's proof. I feel like that'd be jarring. I did it because I was like, hopefully I get a little bit native American.

I can put that on my college application. Saudi would play on a college application too? What the fuck? I don't think so. They're smart, the Saudis. What are you trying to say about the Native Americans? Not as smart as the Saudis. Oh, that's not true. Oh, that's not true. They know the land better. They were able to speak to each other

with smoke. They can forage. Listen, I live... Tommy Smoke sounds like a Native American name. Tommy Smokes. He's a proud member of the Saudi tribe. I mean, be honest. How many Saudis did you go to college with? And how many Native Americans? Zero and zero.

You went to college with some Saudis. There was so many Saudis. Lamborghinis. I was an intern. Oh, I lived with one for a semester. He was a sicko. He would slap his ass with a belt. He had the folder on his computer.

Yeah, he was gross. I'm trying to find that picture I have with him. To prove that I'm older again. He had a file on his computer that said, what did it say? Sexy as fuck. And it was just that baby. It was mutilated babies. Was that a joke?

No, this is fucked up and I think about it often. No, we even brought it up during wrestling season. I think I was cutting weight and I was so too tired to do anything about it. So I just took the chance. With what? With living with someone

who has a file with mutilated children. You're too tired. Did he end up dropping out? Wait, did you go to his computer and open his sexiest fuck folder? He showed me. That might have been a joke. It was a joke. It was not a joke. He was laughing.

But that baby jokes, like, in that time, that was a shock horror era. I think that if you somehow filmed that on there as, like in that time, that was a shock horror era. I mean, they were real. I think that if you somehow found that on there as like a secret file, then that guy should probably be in prison. The fact that he showed me

means that he found nothing wrong with it. No, I think it was shock humor. That was very common. Okay, I think I would have been able, I could detect if he was doing jokes. You could detect? I don't know, maybe maybe but it's a brand of joke like a dead baby joke oh yeah that wasn't he was rich adult his career on dead baby yes

yes he speaks like christopher walken he speaks like kind of like you i look yeah i look up to him he's funny thanks i think he's very funny boys i took him to the mall and he splurged on me. Ew. Jezelnik did? My Saudi roommate. You can understand the confusion there. It ended well. We were on a Jezelnik train. We're trying to get past this topic. I was positive

you were talking about Jezelnik. I thought he was talking about me. Jezelnik would be more believable because I would go to the Pittsburgh mall. Wait, so who sounds like Nick? Jezelnik or your Saudi roommate? Nick sounds like Jezelnik. He'll fuck marry Nick Jezelnik or your Saudi roommate? Nick sounds like Jezelnik.

He'll fuck marry Nick Jezelnik and your Saudi roommate. Okay. I would fuck my Saudi roommate. He's easier. He was tiny. Ew. You're implying that he'd be fighting back.

Yes. Would you not? You're implying that you wouldn't. I wouldn't if I knew you had to do it I know you wouldn't if I knew you had to do it

for the thing yeah just please don't blow as long as I'm not kill go ahead and fuck fuck me in the ass just do not suck my dick no marry me

what do you mean just marry me that's gay speaking of which my girlfriend is here right now in New York what does that mean

what are you gonna wait what is the speaking of which, my girlfriend is here right now in New York. What is that? Wait, what is the speaking of which? Keep going. What's the segue? Keep going. Marrying in law. We were talking about marriage. A little hint.

Our communication is so lacking that we didn't discover that we were both in New York until I was on my way here. Wait, you didn't tell her? Yeah. I'm going there too for work. We don't, we don't discuss live together.

Yeah. We don't discuss the future. So wait, how did you react? We have a rusty seat. Wait, have you seen her? Yeah.

She stayed with me last night. All right. We're over. Yeah. Pat her over. You guys fuck? What the hell? I tell so many people this story about you spending your first weekend with her and then you didn't realize that you had to go to Alaska.

And then you just told her the next day you had to go to Alaska and she just spent five days alone in your apartment. I think that's the funniest. That's a beautiful origin. That had to be the oneaska and she just spent five days alone in your apartment i think that's the funniest and beautiful origin that had to be the like when you knew like she could be the one that was the first time they met i know and the fact that she was that okay with it it's the fact that we're both so similar and we don't we don't really we don't really can talk about you come home from work what do you guys talk about? We live in the present. So you don't talk about past or future. You're talking about exactly what's happening right now.

You narrate what you're doing. I'm walking to the bathroom. I'm talking to you right now. I'm making a sandwich. Every discussion topic is like topical to the exact second. What about like. We're watching TV right now. What I did today or something like that. None of not a lot no retrospect that would be like some past things but nothing like it was like

three days from now what about like you're digging up old shit talk about the past and the future yeah it's mostly present but no future never it's, yeah, I don't know what the fuck November holds. It's kind of an exciting way to live. What about like weekend to weekend? Did you tell her you were going to New York? If I go on a trip, I don't like, oh, I got this trip coming up. So I think I told her the night before.

She's like, I'm going gonna be there too you guys could have flown together we're both on the same page she was like why wouldn't you tell me that

she can't fool that cause she's going too she didn't tell you she went a day after me but yeah but you guys could have linked on a flight or something like that

yeah we could have or like saved on hotel rooms or like you guys get two linked on a flight or something like that. Yeah, we could have. Or like saved on hotel rooms. You guys get two separate Ubers to the airport. What the fuck are you doing? Sitting next to each other on a flight. Take two separate Ubers to the hotel together. To two different hotels.

She's like, what are you doing here? She's like, we don't talk about the future. Eating peanuts. Yeah. Drinking the peanut buzio. What the fuck? That sounds healthy though in like a very bare

way. As long as you are both about it. Yeah, I think I hate like stressing about what's next. Yeah, but all women or not all women because but I think most women aren't like that. And I'm not. Yeah, I'm not like pushing it on her. She's the same way. So there we go.

There we go. There we go. Yeah, man, you got it all figured out. You are up for sure. You should be a couples counselor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you guys shouldn't talk. You guys talk too much. But I think a lot of women wouldn't be

okay with that. No, you're right. So you're lucky. Well, no, you've probably but I think a lot of women wouldn't be okay with that no you're right so you're lucky but well no you've probably gotten in trouble a lot beforehand before you found like a girl that's like

down maybe I thought you taking off your glasses was a statement too you put those things down with purpose it's so much clearer

like this yeah I like you with the glasses on. Now you boys are specter. It's worth it. You never a contacts guy? No. Tommy's a contacts guy?

I want to be. I'm afraid. Imagine if all four of us were in here wearing glasses. That would be too much. It would be crazy for people. I don't think they'd be able to handle it. I don't know if I don't know if I like the look of my face without these things

we were talking about LASIK and I don't think you should it's like a body part you could do it but you would maybe just still wear glasses well then what is the point Nick Nurse the Sixers coach did that and his grandmom couldn't recognize him on TV so he put the glasses back on and they don't do shit

okay still seems pointless just fucking yeah like to doubt him a little bit more yeah just know who your son is yeah the coach of the sixers his grandma was frank the tank just had no idea face to face who the fuck he was uh when's your girlfriend going back to chicago tomorrow okay. Just a day after you. Mm-hmm. Would you have stayed longer if you had known she was out here? No. No.

Because I have the yak, yeah. And the cat. I don't want to leave. I kind of love it here. Yeah. Yeah. You about to get a new cat? You guys moving back?

Just for the headlines. I was thinking about getting a place here. You text us and he was just like, should I fuck around and get another place? It was a test to see if you guys would believe me. What do you mean? To see if we should. To see if you would hold me to like,

oh yeah, he's financially there. Been winning a lot of first touchdowns. A lot. You have one tonight? Off the gambling money? Yeah, so tonight. You're going to buy an apartment of first touchdowns. A lot. You have one tonight? Off the gambling money? Yeah, so tonight... You're going to buy an apartment off first touchdowns? Off any time?

This isn't going to air until after this game. So, you can put it on me. They'll be able to know. Hold myself accountable. This bet is for people who have some wiggle room. Okay. This is like... So, I've been winning, so I can do this bet.

Are you only doing first touchdowns? If I had to bet on his chances of winning, I wouldn't because it's probably not going to win. But that's what you are doing.

That's the definition of betting. You know, yes and no. Yes and no. If I had to bet on this at 15 to one to hit, I probably wouldn't do it. Because now I'm only doing

golden bag bets. I'm going for like big payouts, fun bets. Right. So if I had to bet on this at 15 to 1 to hit, I probably wouldn't do it. I'm only doing golden bag bets. I'm going for big payouts, fun bets. Right. So if I had to, like, oh, gun to my head, you have to pick who's going to get the first touch on, probably Etienne or Kamara. That's statistically probable. But I don't like those odds.

I'm going Kirk, Thomas, Ingram. Three of them. What the hell is three? Oh, oh, oh. Michael Thomas. There's only one dude. oh, oh. Michael Thomas. Christian Kirk. Michael Thomas. Dude.

I thought it was Kirk Thomas. Sounds like an assassin. And so what is the... They're all like a thousand plus a thousand. What about, you know, what about Rashid Shahid? Is he playing tonight? He is, but... Is that Golden Bag?

That's not who he's Golden Bagging. I might Golden Bag Rashid Shahid tonight. You can golden bag. May the best man win. All right, I'm going. I think a unit should be how much a pair of pants cost, but I think that your big shots should be enough to get a golden bag.

Yeah. Okay. You should be shooting for a golden bag. First touchdown is the best bet in the world, right? No, because it's not fun after the first touchdown That's the thing With the first touchdown you don't have to devote Three hours of your time to a game

You still get a lot of football Sometimes a whole half Maybe a quarter At least ten minutes probably You learn some about the game Then you can get back to your phone You get to enjoy it You get to enjoy your golden bag

Yeah Which I like to enjoy I don't know I'm new to the game. I liked your playoff move last year. Quarterback rushing yards. Quarterback rushing yards. That was solid. I think I'm going to do that again.

I don't know. I think it ended up up a little bit. Yeah. I just kind of stopped doing player props, I think. Yeah. Like I'm in a pool with my dad where we've got to pick the spread of every game and we're like 25 games over 500. Something absurd.

Real sharp numbers, but I don't bet any of them. I'm like, I want to win first touchdown and then I lose all my money. Playing the pools are tough, but it's so fun. Oh, it's so much fun. We're third out of 97 entrants right now. Daniel Tochi, though, and Jake Grady. My God, these fucking people. They're so good.

Sharp. Sharp. Daniel Tochi's a legend. He's a dude. Tochi's Japanese. I don't know any of these people. It's my friend's dad's friend from work or something. Daniel Tochi? The guy who runs the pool. Oh, okay. So it's his

Tochi, Grady. I don't know who the hell these people are. I'm in a pool from my friend's dad's friend. It's exactly what it is because all those guys run pools because they were afraid of getting the hooks in them of gambling, becoming degenerate.

I don't know what a pool is. What? It's like a gambling pool where you just like... Gambling wasn't big growing up. I didn't know it was a thing. I didn't know it was a big thing until I came here. Really? It didn't exist in my head until 2019,

18. Yeah. You guys, my grandpa was a bookie. Yeah, that's crazy. Or he ran numbers. Not like a sports betting bookie. He was like a lottery bookie. He made the...

No, no. He ran numbers in his neighborhood. Yeah, it's just in our fucking blood. A couple of Northeast Italians. Wops. As a true real life wop. Alright, get the fuck out of here. Okay.

Could you tell I was getting nervous I was having fun they have a flight to catch of course we're having fun we know we can talk here I will I'm freaking out I know we do but he's gonna have I'm freaking out 8.15 is when we leave it is 5.45

are you bored at 8.15 yeah so that you have until's 8.15 is when we leave. It is 5.45. Wait, are you bored at 8? Bored at 8.15. Yeah, so that you have until like 8.30. Jesus fucking Christ, no. I'm not sprinting. Do you guys have TSA pre? No, I'm clear. They're LaGuardia too. It's a fucking half hour.

It's not even. 45. No, I'm out of here. We're not talking about airlines. Let's keep chewing. We're not talking about airlines. I love keep chewing. We're not talking about airlines. I love to chew, but Nick needs to be free. He just needs to be free.

You understand this. We're doing this as a gift for Sass. Sass is going through a family emergency. We're doing a little bit of extra for him just out of the love. This isn't for us. This is for Sass. Guess how much it is to get to the airport right now. $75.

$103. $102.92. us is for this for sass guess how much it is to get to the airport right now 75 103 100 102 92 damn so i was wrong yeah he went over oh i'm sorry god damn that's fucking soft and fucking bullshit of me but uh thank you guys for doing this i think no of course little sass is gonna be so fucking appreciative i know it yeah you'll be able to tell the longest thank you yeah like a heartfelt no like last time we filled in for him um he sent me like a handwritten card yeah he's honestly one of the most appreciative genuine dudes I know he's just

gonna like blink five times be like I didn't realize they did that I uh I never saw the clip yeah I saw the clip that was good you guys see that Thursday no that was good

is more than he'll get 100% he definitely won't get to this point so we're good to go yeah we can say whatever the fuck we want

his name's Harry Settle alright appreciate you guys yeah I love you you sorry i love you miss you more yeah was over Still, still underground So I looked older Till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way

Days were drifting Who was I? So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way

Vanished to your eyes Did you realize No one can take me alive I was only falling one way See you just a distant light Feeling fast, no time for fight Calling just a memory Take my hand and you can see I'm home. I'm home.

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