Son of a Boy Dad - Erection Day | Son of a Boy Dad #248

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right, ready? Yes. Already welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today it is November 4. It is 2 45pm and we are here live from HQ3. It's ere 45 p.m. And we are here live from HQ 3. It's erection day. It's the mischievous night before election day. Erection day. Erection day. Where you take your ballot boxes, fucking tip them over.

You just fuck the shit out of your ballot box all night. You fuck the slot. You know that these ballot boxes are just unattended. I couldn't find a ballot box. There's one by like, I was in Philly, and there's one by like the library where I used to get dropped off in the bus. Yeah.

I could have easily fucking strapped some C4 to it and blown it sky high. Oh, easily. You can just blow those things up if you want. I could have blown it sky high if I wanted to, but I chose not to. I voted and I did it by mail and I had to go to a post office. I had to go in the post office, which I don't like doing. Yeah.

Because the post office people in New York are so mean. Yeah, I mean, they probably have to deal with so much shit. I know. They probably lose a soldier every third day. Yeah. But they don't even have, do they not even have the blue boxes, like the blue mailboxes in New York City? There must have been too many people just like,

I think people were just fucking destroying them, yeah. Cause like I was looking, like I found one on Google Maps and I went to where it should have been and it wasn't there anymore. Do you think people just took them or do you think it's like they were replaced with the recycling thing that is solar powered? Do you know what I'm talking about?

No. In my neighborhood there's like, They were placed with the recycling thing that is solar powered. You know what I'm talking about now My neighborhood there's like just like recycling shit instead of I don't know Yeah, I don't know They said you could drop it off at like a voting center and then I went to the closest voting center It was in like an elementary school while they were letting the kids out And I was like I'll just not vote if I have to drop it off there If I have to walk into this school while all of these kids are leaving school. Pushing little tiny children aside.

It was like the day, it was like Wednesday. Like they were all wearing Halloween costumes and shit. And I was just gonna just stampede through them. No interest in that. They definitely hit you with a hard stranger danger. Oh, absolutely. The local police officer that works in the school has to have his antenna up with you or walking through

Yeah, I don't know why they do that I don't know why that there has to be like half of New York is empty half New York is empty buildings and offices And they still just have to have it at elementary schools or fucking libraries or old people homes or wherever the fuck they're making people vote Yeah, I don't know. I feel yeah, I feel like they could just have it at one of the fucking skyscrapers in midtown that's completely empty. Yeah. Just have like 30 floors of voting centers. Those places literally keep the lights on all night long. I think just to make the skyline look hot. You have no idea. I feel like driving to New York at night and then all the buildings have all the lights on on every single floor? I have seen that, but you probably see that more from your view.

Yeah, it's fucking incredible. It's fucking sublime. Yeah, it threw me for a loop. What's your, where'd you vote? Where? What'd you vote for? AOC? You never ask someone that question.

I wrote in Mike Pence. Free Pence, dog. I can't believe that it's finally upon us. I legitimately have no idea what's going to happen. Neither do I. You can like... Bet on it? You can bet on it, but it feels... Is that real? Is that regulated?

You can not only bet on it, but you can buy stocks of somebody. So someone told me this past so someone told me that's what it is yeah they bought like Kamala at 32 cents and she's already up to 45 cents what does that mean? Not a bad profit. But how many cents do you need to be to be president? A dollar maybe? I've never heard of that ever. This shit doesn't make any sense and then the same person told me that they thought that the markets all shifted because Elon put a bunch of money on Trump That he like predicted markets shifted because Elon bought stock in Trump. I think or in these like

Third party, I don't even know who is organizing this stuff. I don't either I keep on getting ads for it on Twitter though yeah, you like bet on the election, but that doesn't make sense to me because Wouldn't that be similar to like if you were a football player and you bet on your like you bet like because you have an impact on the game. Like if you vote shouldn't you not be allowed to bet on the election? Yeah. Right. Is that does that make sense? Yeah. I mean I guess you only have one vote like a football. Everybody in the football fandom could just score like one point or something like that. Yes. Yeah, I don't know It is fucking bizarre though. Yeah, is it this has to be the first time this was all happening No, I feel like it's been I feel like you could do that for a while

But I feel like maybe this first time you can do it all mine like just like an app I also saw that this year like the the campaigns cost 35 billion dollars total and like 29 billion of that was just Advertising and almost all of that was TV advertising. You said 35 billion. Yeah Jesus Christ That's so much money just on the camp like on both combined. Yeah, that's insane That's insane and that's all good just going to TV ads. So like whenever the ad comes on someone's just like Just like scrolling their phone

You'd think that there'd be better places where they could catch people. I mean, they're they're pumping it on Twitter right now Actual ads are just Big Elon know like actual ads like if you go on to like the search bar on Twitter It's all just politics. Yeah, and it says like paid for by the Trump campaign I don't know how much does that cost that can't be that the total ads that they've run on Twitter can't even equal 500 million dollars let alone a billion and they said that almost all the money is just on TV TV has to be licking their chops. Well, they said that uh, cuz they ran the Trump I saw Trump ran an ad yesterday during Monday night during Sunday night football

And I guess that I think that costs a ton of money. Yeah, cuz he came on and he was just like I don't know Tony Hinchcliffe Did you see that he was like distancing himself? I did, I did yeah, in some weird interview that he was like some comedian I don't know him. I've never heard of him never seen him in my life like still don't know him I still don't know never want to know I'm not gonna learn his name not gonna go see his beautiful show in Austin at the mothership he has to know him right that has to know him know of him or has to know of the dude that spoke at his rally I don't know I bet I bet not you don't think they even like gave him like a

briefing like hey by the way Tony Hinchcliffe is going to open the rally. I think that he do you think that he knows like Will and Taylor? Yeah, he's he's spoken to them face to face for an hour. I mean, no slight to the bros, but I just think that he's just doing all media. He's just like taking media in. I mean, do you think he knows Rogan? Yeah, I think he knows the most famous man on earth. That's crazy. I don't know. Yeah, it was funny that it was funny how much gravity that situation held.

Yeah, I thought we talked about it, I thought you were joking. LeBron had a, LeBron had an Instagram post about it. With Tony, it was like the cover of it. Yeah, it started with him. It's crazy, people are pissed. I know, it's fucking insane. I can't, that just shows how much power comedy has. Comedy's so fucking bad.

Is it? I don't know No, I wish I could buy like stocks of comedy and Comics and what do I think Tony's scent is that I? Think weirdly his scent is high you think it's over 32 cents. What do you think it went to after he spoke I? Think it's guy rocketed for a brief second and then and then it might be you might be able to buy the dip on Tony right now. It's the best time to buy the dip. Buy low. Tony's like Bitcoin. Yeah. Alright, but Bitcoin's not dipping. Bitcoin

is **** soaring. I don't know anything about crypto. Yeah. But yeah, I'm excited to. For it to be over. I'm excited for it to be over for sure but But I don't know. It's like what do you really even want? I just want people to stop talking about it. But they're never going to like if Trump loses, they're going to start talking. It's going to be like five more years of Trump. But think about how good your comedy career is done over the last four years under under Kamala. I know it's true. Kamala has changed things for your comedy career. Whenever people are like, are you better off than you were four years ago?

It's like, well, like, I've been, I'm older. Yeah. Four years older. I don't know if I'm better off. I mean, you are making more money than you were four years ago. I guess. But it's like, are you going to blame that on the president? No, not at all.

I don't think I don't think my comedy career is impacted by Kamala Harris or Donald Trump. I think that's a pretty, you gotta be a pretty high level of a comedian for the president to be impacting your comedy career. Or like, is he is he taxing your spot pay? No, not right now. That's amazing then. I know. Is that count as a tip? Dude, I wonder if spot pay counts as tips.

It probably does. No, no tax on tips. If Trump really is the comics president, he would go out and say that he's not going to tax your spot pay. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But by the time half the people are listening to this, it's going to be over.

We'll see. I mean, doesn't that shit always last? Doesn't like Nevada end up always like taking fucking a week to go? Not always. Like historic, like every other election they knew that night of and there's more technology now. How is there more technology and they're more unsure of it? Like shouldn't the connectivity of the internet make this shit way more accessible immediately?

Like Abraham Lincoln knew the fucking night of. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, I don't understand. That's the one thing I don't really understand about the mail-in ballots. It's like, so I mailed mine in on what, Thursday? Like, what are the odds that that even gets to where it has to go?

Like, what are the odds that anyone ever sees that ballot? Almost zero. Yeah. It's all made up numbers. With the disgruntled postal worker issues. Yeah. You're in that shit. They take that shit. They throw it straight in the fucking fire. Just fuel. Yeah. You're in trouble for having voted. That was your first fucking mistake.

Just trying to do my civic duty. Part is it cuz you can't complain just trying to vote I mean, I was really only doing it to vote local It's what everyone says like vocals locals all that matters. Yeah voting AOC Yeah, the only thing that matters with her mad and playing ass you vote. Did you vote? Yes on? What was it? What is it one? Prop Joe prop one? Yeah, what was prop one weed in Florida? What is it, one? Prop Joe. Prop one? Yeah.

What was prop one? Weed in Florida. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. But what was prop one was something with like transgender people, wasn't it? Was it?

I don't know. Some old lady on the street was like, vote yes on prop one. And I said, I already voted. And then I realized I didn't vote for prop one. Did you vote no or you just skipped the props? I think I just skipped the props. Really? You just bet straight, you don't bet props.

Bro, I'm there just to bet for the heavy hitters. Yeah. The prop questions are like, that's like betting fucking like first quarter results. Or like an NFL game. 10 minutes gonna win the first quarter who's gonna score in the next drive yeah yeah just like a dumbass that's that like doesn't and those people who are doing that they can't even be that qualified to be politicians dude you really should be able to bet just on like the draft king's platform like or not even bet vote like it's such an easy

interface to use just like over like who you want the money on. And they're so strict with the information. Like they're, if there's like a messed up bet or something like that, like they're just so scrupulous over at DraftKings. DraftKings should be in charge of it all. Over under electoral votes. Yeah. I mean, I think you have to be able to vote that some way or somehow. On TikTok, I see people like being like,

I got Biden and like, or whatever, Trump at plus 295 electoral votes or something like that. I don't know. I'm surprised there's not more ads on TikTok, but I don't know how you would make people look at the ad. On TikTok? Yeah. I think you just pay TikTok enough money and then they just go, all right, we're gonna show this to everyone that has the ad. On TikTok? Yeah. I think you just pay TikTok enough money

and then they just go, all right, we're gonna show this to everyone that has the app. I know, but people just get the fuck out of it unless it's super appealing right away. You need Corinna Kauff. Yeah, true. Busting it open. Dumping them out, MAGA.

MAGA on the titties. Dumping them out for fucking MAGA. Maybe she's an opp in that way. You need Dean Winters fighting Bryce Hall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really know. I mean, isn't there a whole science behind the advertising with like, I think there was like some,

I read something or I watched something about it with like Coke and Pepsi, how like Coke is still so advertised, even though they really don't need to advertise, but they do it because that way when someone, when you have like an option for Coke or Pepsi, you're just gonna go, I'm just gonna do Coke. Yeah, I always just do just do because I trust the brand

more I see the name when I was in Africa they just buy they buy awnings of stores yeah they just put like a coke awning on like a random business just so I don't know what an awning is like the shady part in front of the business just like a like basically a sign on buildings that don't sell Coke, but they're just putting Coke signs everywhere. So the people will be like, oh, let's go here and get a Coke? No, just so people are aware of Coke.

Like this is a Coke town. This is just like Coke. There's just Coke awnings all over Ethiopia in Addis Ababa. Iceland, it's all Pepsi Max. Really? Yeah. Did you not notice that when you were in Iceland? I don't think I did. They don't have like any other, it's literally just Pepsi Max

everywhere. I literally think that it was like they had it, the United States no one was buying Pepsi Max so they just sent them all to Iceland for like 25 bucks. I like Pepsi Max. It's like the same thing as Coke Zero right? Yeah which I also like. Nah, Pepsi Max is trash. See you've been indoctrinated by the Ethiopians. I'd rather have a diet coke. All I would drink was the gulls. Gulls were pretty solid. I was going ham off the fucking gulls. Did I tell you that when I was I was getting ready to go fishing and I was like I found like an old pair of fishing pants that I hadn't used in a while and I found just a crushed gull can in them. You smuggled back? Yeah.

Surprised they didn't get you at the border. I know. I saw someone saying something nasty about Iceland on like overrated travel places. That it was like one of the most overrated, no bag for your buck travel places. That's crazy. Hard to disagree.

I'm trying to go back to Iceland. Yeah, I want to go back, I'll go back now. It's a weekend, it's a weekend trip. I'm trying to go back for like a week. It's a week trip. It's a week. Yeah's a weekend trip. I'm trying to go back for like a week. It's a week trip. It's a week. Yeah. Did you go next week?

I'm trying. We're trying to figure out where we want to go fishing next year. Where's the options? Montana, Canada, Iceland or the Bahamas. Bahamas? Yeah, Bahamas is actually surprisingly probably the cheapest option out of all of those. Bahamas is amazing. Yeah, I'd like to go to the Bahamas. It's just different fishing.

It's saltwater fishing for bonefish, which are like supposed to be one of the hardest fish to catch. But that'd be amazing. And you're on like a nice, you probably get a pretty nice charter. No, we would go no guide. Yeah, you just walk though. You just walk the flats. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, you just walk the flats. Oh really?

Yeah. Oh, you wouldn't go on a boat? No. Interesting. I didn't even know they had flats out there. In the Bahamas? Yeah. Oh yeah.

They got good flats. Big time flats. Salt? Yeah. Wow. I got to get out there with you. I think you maybe get like a kayak or something. I think that makes it easier, but I think we would just go probably kayak and then walk you're not gonna go to the Bahamas

We might I mean by buddy bows done it multiple times. This is what about all the Sun though Or the fact that you guys would be popping top You we would not be popping top. That's what's dangerous about it. Yeah, not with those UVs Yeah, the UVs are now you got to wear you got to wear fucking like a shit ton of UV gear You know wear like fingerless gloves so you don't get sunburns on your hands because the Sun is so strong out there crazy Just you like a 70s gangster in fingerless gloves like you're in the Warriors or some shit like that You know where the Gator with like a hat that covers your ears and shit

I heard you have to wear like a spiked mohawk and a flannel. Oh, yeah off. Absolutely. Yeah. To go through fingerless gloves. Yeah. Just a big J fit. You have to ride a Harley across the salt flats. It's the only way. They got pigs out there. I think they have wild pigs you're going to have to contend with for those bonefish. The wild oars. What are they? Bores? Bores. Wild boars. Yeah, they got boars out there. I've been seeing a lot of footage of people smoking feral hogs with guns.

That's like a big thing though. Isn't there a thing where you can ride in a helicopter and just gun them down? Yes. These pictures are like land quality pictures. What does that mean? it's not from a helicopter it's just someone like a hog just like running by someone and they're just like Dust them right there. The body just falls at their feet. Well, what is the fucking barbary? They're an invasive species. Yeah, like

Do people eat them? I don't think so. Maybe they do. They roast maybe? Maybe. They roast them. So it's just like for, it's literally just like target practice. Like you just go out there and you're just like, let's just go kill these pigs. Yeah. Because they're invasive because we're allowed to. That's crazy. They have that with some fish though, like pike. There's like certain pike. If, if piker in some rivers, it's like, you're, you're like legally supposed, like you're not like the law is that if you catch them you're supposed to kill them it's crazy or like Nutria in New Orleans or I mean even the lantern flies yeah I saw lantern flies there's like yeah I'm always getting notices being like if you see one of

these kill it immediately I saw a lady running in my neighborhood and she spot a lantern fly and like double back stomped it and then fucking went back on her run. You can't even just stomp him. You got to stomp him and drag him. You have to take a video of it just in case someone thinks that you didn't kill it. Like proof. And like I did kill that lantern fly. You need to have your pelts just up on your wall like a hunter.

Oh yeah. All the lantern flies that you've killed. I kill those things all the time. It still is like, I mean I know that they're an invasive species. I saw a cop unload a 9mm straight into one of those on the street. Let me see your edge. Put up your wings. They're doing suicide by cop. These flinter flies just buzzing at a cop. They're unloading the clip it still is like I Don't want to sound like too much of a bleeding heart, but I do it is just it is wild that you just like have to kill Them I'm at a phase of my life where if there's a bug in my apartment I'm gonna put it on a piece of paper and let it out the window and then really I'm always just kill immediately and then

If I get a bug in my apartment, if I just kill it instantly, yeah Yeah, there's like a bug that's been dead in my shot, like on this other side of my shower for tiny little bug. That's bad. Just, it's like, kind of like sending a message to the other bugs. It's being like, this is what goes on here. It's like on the road to Rome, how all the, there used to be like skulls on spikes

of all the prisoners or whatever. It's the people that broke the law on the road way to Rome. It's set an example, public shaming. Just, you need to start like dressing them up, like make a circle of them. Yeah. Fucking just show the flasks. Throw a scarlet letter on one of them.

Yeah. Say this is what happens. Or like kill a bunch of them and then leave one alive, like maim. Yeah. Tell the rest of the lantern flasks what happens. Or like kill a bunch of them and then leave one alive, like maim, tell the rest of the lantern fights what happened. Go back to your friends, tell them what went down here. Tell them what you saw here. Dude, I did have like two roaches a while ago, couple months ago, I found,

but I would only find them dead, I would never find them alive. And then I just got like 40 of those roach motels, no roaches since then, cleared them out. Did they they did you find them dead in the roach motels? No, I found them dead on the same in the same spot both times, but there's nothing around there. It's very weird Placement there's probably some kind of ritualistic suicide. Yeah, they probably were throwing themselves off of your sink After having to live in your apartment just going on old factor meals that they found in the back of your sink after having to live in your apartment, just going on old factor meals that they found in the back of your freezer.

My fridge could not be more empty. Really? Yeah, because I went on the road and then I came home and I realized that it was opened. It was like barely cracked. But even barely cracked will make a nasty stink. Oh, and there's puddles of water everywhere. That's bad. Yeah.

If you leave a fridge open for like 10 minutes, your drinks will start sweating. Yeah. They'll be on suicide watch. Yeah, I had a fresh rotiss in there too. Had to 86 it. Damn. $4.95 down the drain. I know.

Devastating. Rotisserie chickens are so cheap. All I have in my fridge now is just Heineken Zero. Unused, waiting for a special occasion. Tonight? Yeah, maybe. Probably the election. Yeah, that's what I mean.

Yeah. Tonight when people are listening. When people are listening. You can crack a fucking, what is it, like six, 12? How many you got in there? Six. 45. 45 Heinekenigan zeros for Trump.

Was he 46? No, brother. Or he's going to be 47? Biden's 46. Isn't it so weird that Biden's still the president? Yes, that is extremely weird. That shit of him biting the kids was so funny. I don't think I saw it.

Is it old? I, it was brand new. I remember when he sniffed the kids. No, Halloween, he was just nibbling on kids. I think they said it was like 80 in a row. 80 bites? Yeah, he was like, I guess for Halloween, all these kids would come up and they would trick or treat at the White House.

And these babies would be presented to Biden. He would just nibble on their leg and then hand it back. He was probably going for the record. Yeah, he went 80 consecutive bites. 80 consecutive bites. So hungry. What a hungry, hungry press. He was starving.

Good for him, though. He probably was just suckling a little bit of adrenochrome out of their ankle. Absolutely. They probably had a glandular drip right at their Achilles tendon. Yeah. He could just suckle at the adrenochrome. Big time. Were you out in the West Village for Halloween? Yeah. Did you experience it?

It was devastating. It was so insane. Dude, I had to get to the stand for a show. You couldn't move. I got on the bike, and I started heading there. And then all of Sixth Ave was closed. Or I guess not all of it, but they were like, I had to go and ask multiple different cops where to go and then I

had to go all the way up but then like all the streets are closed so like the uber eats dudes are like driving at you yeah got to a point where I said to like walk the bike like a mile I was relentlessly dingin oh really I was ding I didn't stop dingin the entire time people are walking against me people are walking against me. People are walking in the bike lane. Gays are shaking ass. People are on motorcycles playing fucking Young Gigi and Akon songs.

There was just too many people. How many people were out? It had to have been in the millions. It was in the millions. It was 80 degrees. I wish I observed Halloween because it was probably the best Halloween ever for if you were a cocaine-addled gay 24 year old looking for a fuckfest. Yeah, there was probably a fucking there was no shortage of fuckfests I had to bike up to Abracadabra to try and get a costume for the stand show really I got to Abracadabra

It looked like it was a nightclub and Drake was performing inside Dude, there was police outside and there was a line around the block forever could dab Yeah, I walked to the front of the line because I was like surely this isn't to buy a costume at 8 p.m. On Halloween I was like there must be like a party happening inside So I went up and I was like is this just a line to get in and they were like, oh, yeah What I just turned around immediately. I tried to go find a party city. Did you? Dude, if you look up on maps, Google maps or Apple maps, if you look up party city in

Manhattan, maybe 700 party cities come up. Not one of them exists. Yeah. They are all empty stores. People don't party anymore. No. Partying is dead. No.

I was trying to find just like a fucking mask or like a cape to wear a cape would have been amazing So I ended up just having to go Jersey decided to go Drake may Jersey. That's sweet. That's enough. It's still bad That's badass. Yeah, it's manly and it's better than doing nothing. Yeah, who are you Drake may exactly? Drake may and everyone's like who the fuck is Drake may Drake May. And everyone's like, who the fuck is Drake May? Drake. May. You see Drake being nasty to DeMar DeRozan? I did, yeah. That was mean. Fuck outta here, pussy. I don't understand, what's the beef with them? DeMar DeRozan used to play for Toronto. He probably was at Drake's...he probably partied at Drake's Mansion. Yeah.

Probably partied at each one of Drake's Mansions. And he was in the not like us video because he's from Compton Damn because he went to USC. I think he's from is he from Compton or just California or just LA? Super Compton damn couldn't be more Compton. That's brutal So Drake called him out. Yeah. Yeah, Jake didn't stand for any of the funniness any of the funny stuff Well, if there's one thing about Drake is he's gonna stand on bidness. Oh, he stood on bidness. Yeah, he stood on bidness.

He was standing on bidness. And it was impressive of him. And Amar de Rosen was, and he had a goofy ass response. What'd he say? Drake was like, if you put his name in the rafters, I'm going to tear it down myself. Oh, he's going to come out, he's going to crawl up there and tear it down. That's all that.

And he's like, well, he's going to have a long way to climb up, so good luck. Yeah, that's a pretty weak response. That's a terrible response. He's going to need a big ladder to get up there. Just a lot like if, I mean, it just really doesn't make sense to say that. I don't know how he's planning on getting up there to remove my banner, but. Because the elevator only goes up to the sixth floor, then you have to walk across the catwalk. It's probably going to cost a lot of money just logistically to get that down.

Logistically it'll be tough for Drizzy, but... Tim I got to him. Yeah, I did see that. I saw a lot. There was a lot of good sports this week. A lot of good like sports stuff. Not even the sports being played but just like Joel and bead Shove in the reporter and did you see that? I know he park benched a reporter really He had Tyrese Maxxing kneel behind a reporter and he fucking shoved him over for saying nasty things about his brother Did he do it on purpose? Yeah, the guy wrote a nasty article about his brother his dead brother Oh shit, and then he and then he park benched him. So he brother. Oh shit. And then he park benched him.

So he just came at him. Yeah, he park benched him. That's brutal. And then Jason Kelsey called that guy those slurs. But it seems like the gay community has decided to back him, which is always good. Well, he looks like a prototype bear. I think the gay community is still just hoping

that he like gives them a chance. That he gets a little bit too drunk off of his proprietary beer brand and fucking. Does he have a beer brand? Why is that so hard to say? He has a beer brand. That's what he was there promoting. He had a 12 pack of it in his hand and he had to set it down so he could destroy that man's property.

And they clown. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was pretty sick. One thing that I feel like no one really talked about in that video is that he spikes the guy's phone and then he takes the phone. You see that? Yeah. He spikes it and then he turns around, he picks the phone up and puts it in his pocket. I wonder if it was just to be like, no one's going to get this video. But like he didn't know that there was a million other people. There was 700 other people filming. People were following him like John Lennon.

Yeah. Just mobbing him. It's nuts to do that when people are mobbing you and following you, but also that boy is rich with testosterone. Oh yeah, especially first season off. First season off, he just has all this pent up testosterone. He hasn't tush pushed in fucking a full season. No.

And you're just watching another center out there get failing the tush push multiple times. Yeah. He had the, I mean, this was before the failed tush pushes, but imagine if this Penn State fan had tried to assault him after he saw those tush pushes. Oh, would have killed him. He would have fucking- He would have been spiking everyone's phones. He would be trying to hide evidence of a murder.

Yeah. He would have been spiking full flat screen TVs. Just entire closed circuit television systems. He's a man though. No one cares. No one cares that he said the EFSLR. You see Puka Nocua or whatever his name is? Punch that guy?

I didn't see that. I didn't see it either. then I went on to fantasy and I saw he had two points I just picked him up and of course fucking that dude on the Seahawks Smith and Jigba. Yeah, 39 points first week. I bench him you put you got you just picked up Puka Naku in our league. Yeah, what yeah. He was a free. He was a free agent How is he available? I don't know someone predicted that he was gonna get thrown out of the game in the first quarter I guess who dropped in Probably fucking Francis or mook. I don't know I'm looking like a fucking dummy dude. My team fucking sucks now. Oh my god my team

So you're projected to beat me this week, but I have Baker Mayfield and I'm thinking about throwing Travis Kelsey into. Do it after his brother just defended him. I just, all I need is. Yeah, I know. Exactly. All I need is 23, 26 points. This is a 48% to 52%. Baker Mayfield is going to get 30 points alone. a 48% to 52% Baker Mayfield is going to get 30 points alone. Do they always have Baker Mayfield projected for 16 points and he always gets like 30 points.

Bro trade me trade me Puka Nakua for Drake May. I did you we've run through this multiple times. I don't need Drake May. I said literally all I need is wide receivers. If it's not about me, I have such good running backs and such good quarterbacks. All I need is wide receivers. It's not about needle. I have such good running backs and such good quarterbacks. All I need is wide receivers. And what about Drake May though? I thought you loved him.

Unless Drake May starts going in as a wide receiver, then I don't think I'm going to have much use for him. If you played for state he would. At state they always throw their, Oh my god, your receivers suck. Yeah, you can't afford to give up Puka. I can't believe you even wound up with him though. I know, I do. I was shocked when I afford to give up Puka. I can't believe you even wound up with him though. I know I do. I was shocked when I saw him on the waiver list. You're you're

blessed and highly favored. He's going to have a nice little comeback. Well, he punched somebody. I guess he punched someone but it wasn't really that crazy of a punch. Did you see the I mean, I'm sure you saw the Lions guy get thrown out, right? Brian Branch. Yeah, I didn't really watch much ball. He got he got thrown out which he should have gotten thrown out. He hit the guy like it was a pretty It looked like he fully targeted the dude's head But then the crazy part was that Brady commented about it, which I don't think he's allowed to do that

Why I think that was one of the rules when he purchased part of the Raiders was that he's not allowed to comment on refs calls Oh really? Yeah, he has to be no I think that was like that was like one of the Raiders was that he's not allowed to comment on refs calls. Oh really? Yeah. He has to be able to. No I think that was like that was like one of the number one rules and then he said I don't like that call at all What if this is what? What if this is what gets him in trouble? What if everybody didn't realize he wasn't allowed to do it and then son of a boy dad podcast pointed out that he was in breach Of his contract and now he has to give up the Raiders Yeah, I don't know that'd be worse than fucking Hinchcliffe ruin in the election

It would be the ripples rub the butterfly effects. I know comedians are just controlling the environment of the media right now We are the true puppeteers. We are we have seized back the fucking one up we you you guys are Yeah, wait, we didn't even address this. I know Francis is on the fucking Thing and he's supposed to be way smaller. Yeah we asked for it way smaller. His name was supposed to be an asterisk and one of the stars around the stool was supposed to just be one of the asterisks and his name was supposed to be tiny next to that. Not bigger than all of our names. Now he's gonna have to do all of the lifting. He's gonna have to do a massively heavy lift. I'm gonna talk to someone and see if we can get them to

redo it, shrink his name down. We're gonna have to chip it off during the BLM rides. Like a Robert E. Lee statue. Yeah, imagine if we chipped it off and he got here. It's just destroyed. If we just chipped off the Fran part so just said sis sis sis little sassin round straight-ass podcast I don't know how no one's ever said that putting the sis in Francis I know probably cuz he doesn't

I know cuz he's gay. Yeah. Gay as hell. Oh man. How was the Halloween? What'd you do for Halloween? I didn't do anything. I just did that show and then I went home. As Drake May? As Drake May. Was anybody else dressed up as Drake May? No. There was no other Drake Mays at the show. Dude, well what we used to do at the store in like the 80s was we would have fucking a Joe Biden night where everybody would do each Other's act. Yeah, because he's he would steal people's materials. Oh, yeah, and so we would all since I would know like Simpsons act so fucking well, of course a Simpson. Oh, Jay I'll just hit his act word for word. We call it a Joe Biden night. That's awesome. Yeah, it was fucking sick. Yeah. Did you guys do anything like that? Did you do like comedy as

Drake May? No, I went home and I pretended to be Drake May for a while just by myself. Three step drops? Yeah, I just looked in the mirror for a while and said I'm the best rookie there is. I'm better than Jayden Daniels. That's not true. Someone has to dig up your pre-draft takes on Drake May. I know you had some better than Jaden Daniels. That's not true. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe redraft prognostication was correct. But then the commanders traded their quarterback and I knew it was Curtins. I think for a while I was saying that we should take Michael Pennings Jr. too. He could be good. Which I still think wasn't a bad,

I don't think that's a bad call, but I mean, Michael Pennings Jr., so he's just gonna sit on the bench for his whole career. No. Dude, by the time Kirk Cousins retires, Michael Pennings Jr. is gonna be like 45. He's like the same age as Kurt Cousins. He is already old, yeah.

Good for him though. Best job in sports is backup quarterback. I'd love to be a backup quarterback. It'd be so sick. I was thinking about it this morning. You think I'm too, you think I'm past the age, like you think I still have a chance to get into the NFL? Yes, you do have a chance though.

You 100% have a chance. Like if I like honed in on my field goal kicking, do you think I could get in the NFL? You are built like a kicker, but you have the mind of a quarterback. That's true. So I think that you'd have to just spend every day fucking. I do see everything.

Grinding. I just see it clear. Up at State, one of my boys, he wanted to be a kicker on the team badly and he would just like work grind field goals every day. Really? Just never got close. It's got to be hard. So hard. And he's

like drilling 40 yarders pretty consistently and that's not even close to what it takes. No, my sister's boyfriend was a kicker in high school and he said that he could kick, he could hit 50 yard field goals in practice easily but his like his furthest field goal in game was like 40. We had a... He said it's so hard to get to the point where you can kick like 60. A grown man whose self-worth is determined on whether you win or not is gonna be really nasty too

after the game if you don't make like a 45 yard field goal. Yeah. Like there was definitely kids from my high school that like were sophomores on the team, missed the kick, maybe in the playoffs or something. And then they were like, it changed the course of their life. Like they were like laughing stocks for no reason. Like they're incredible athletes. And then people are like, fuck you.

You also have a pretty short leash as a kicker. Fuck you, Timmy. Yeah. But it's like, it is kind of crazy. Like I'm you ever seen, uh, you know, Ninja, the Twitch streamer, of course, bro. Did you ever see his like viral tweet a while? It was like at the height of his fame where he tweeted the thing about the kickers and how do kickers miss kicks. That was his Tony clinch, Hinchcliff Trump moment. It all stopped from right there. But he still tweets it all the time. Every time a kicker misses a kick, he'll tweet. Really? He'll retweet it. Yeah. Good for him.

Yeah, he leans into it. But it is kind of like how, like, I forget which game I was watching yesterday where there was a kicker that missed. Who was the kicker yesterday that was 0 for 3 from over 50 yards this season? Is it Jake Elliott on the Eagles? He was 0 for 2 and then he missed the third one.

And then he missed, yes. It was Jake Elliott, yeah. Like at what point is it like, okay dude, you're never playing a game in the NFL again? But he's like the highest paid, he's one of the highest paid kickers. Yeah, it was Jake Elliott. Yeah. Like at what point is it like, OK, dude, you're never playing a game in the NFL again. But he's like the highest paid kicker. He's one of the highest paid kickers. Yeah, but I don't understand that. Even like Bass on the Bills.

It's like he misses all the time. And he missed. He lost them the AFC championship last year. Jake Elliott, his first like big field goal that he made, he had missed one earlier that game. And Jason Peters, this dude on the Eagles, went up to him and was like, if you miss this next one, I'm gonna whip your ass. Yeah, I mean.

You better not fucking miss this one. And then he just started being great. Like he just needs, these guys just need to get it scared into them by like. Yeah, see that would never work for me. For me though, I would be like, I'm never, I'm literally never gonna miss, make a field goal again. Like I will miss 10 yard field goals

for the rest of my life if someone says that to me. So this guy was mean to. Yeah. No, you got to go the other way and just be like, okay, like I need to do this for my brothers. Yeah. But I just have that mental block where I just can't, I would never be able to get over that. No. If I missed once, I'd be like, it's over. Where I was just trying to convince you, you could make it in the league. I know, but I'm telling you, I probably can't. No, dude, you need to believe in yourself. You can't make it to the league. But I think it's just as a quarterback though. Like third string maybe. Dude, the diarrhea churning in my stomach right now is almost unbearable.

Why is this happening? I don't know. What'd you eat? I had a bacon, egg, and cheese this morning and then I had iced coffee. I had a nice tall bone broth this morning. Really? Are you on that diet?

No, I just had one. I gotta get on that diet. It just had one. I gotta get on that diet. It's so good. I gotta get my life together. It tastes amazing. I don't even know what it does. Anti-inflammation. I think it's just like all of the nutrients that you need into one little glass. It was a bit, I mean they have like, they're like $20 but you can get like a 24 ounce bone broth. Is it, and it comes in like that little like... Came in a coffee cup that was like Saran wrap so not a 24 ounce bone broth. Is it, and it comes in like that little like, uh... Came in a coffee cup that was like Saran wrap, so not a single drop would spill. Does it really?

Yeah. Oh, what did you get on Uber Eats? Yeah. That's crazy. It was amazing. My wife wanted some, so I was like, I'll get some fucking bone broth. And then you just chugged it? Yeah, I like went for a walk. I walked my dog holding the bone broth like it was a cup of coffee. That's crazy.

It was so fucking good. I'm about to be on the exclusive. What's the downside if I only drink bone broth that I just will become poor because it's so fucking expensive? Well, I think that I think you people do do bone broth fast. So it's like a very popular thing. Because there's enough nutrients, but you'll be at a caloric deficit. Yeah. Interesting. But I don't think you could just live, I mean, maybe I'm wrong. I don't think you could live off of bone broth though. I think at a certain point, you'd probably be like, I'm having a, this is a lot of sodium every day. And I need, it's got to be just so much. Yeah, it's the sodium is what's going to get me. I'm going to be pissing fucking

diamonds. I'm going to be big cat has four kidney stones. How does that happen again to him? It's got to be it's got to be something in his diet or medicine. They smash the same orders of Chinese food or like fucking wings, like eight nights a week. I mean, four at once is like gotta be like close to unheard of. Yeah. It's like the salt guns that people used to shoot guys

Yeah, he could just aim his dick at a fucking lantern fly and Fuck yeah, I mean, that's a shocking amount of kidney stones He's had them before in his life. Yeah, he had him and PFT had one both this time. I'm Tanius Yeah, or wasn't this I think it was a couple years ago, but just cuz they know that was like very recently I think well, maybe they did it again Maybe they're just synced up. It's got to be Diet cokes Diet sodas is they cause a lot of kidney stones. Well, I rarely have a diet soda

This is a special day for me. So maybe don't don't shame me for having a fucking crisp diet coke I'll probably get them. I mean, huh? I said I'll probably get them really. Yeah, what do you need to have? What it what breaks them up fiber? I said I'll probably get him. Really? Yeah. What do you need to have? What breaks him up? Fiber? I think yeah. I bet big cats never had a fiber. No, he's not a veggie guy. No, like a single fiber. I got fiber gummies. Really? I'll slam those. Throw them back like tic tacs. Like, uh, like weed gummies? No, like fiber. But like they're like the same consistency as like a Wee Gummi? They're the same consistency as any gummy.

But it's for the, it's not for the taste. You're not, you're not having them because you like how they- No, I'm having them because they make me shit solid shits. And is it helping? No, because I'm going to at some point during this episode I'm going to have to go have diarrhea. Really? Absolutely. Don't say that bro. What'd you eat during ball yesterday?

Papa John's. There it is. That'll definitely do it. That'll do it. I was trying to think of what I ate. I realized that pretty much all I ate yesterday was Papa John's. Papa John's is so good. I like to order enough Papa John's to the point that I don't have to get food for the rest of the day. It can subside you throughout the day. Yeah. You can graze on the Papa John's. the point that I don't have to get food for the rest of the day. It can subside you throughout the day. Yeah. You can graze on the Papa John's. Yes. You leave it, the cockroaches have their proportion.

Yeah. You come back and you have the rest of your Papa John's. Just feel bad the entire day. But it's so nice when it's going into your mouth. Oh, it's so good. The breadsticks from Papa J's. Oh my god. Like garlic breadsticks.

When you take a bite of them as there's another bite in your mouth, like you're not even cognizant that you're eating food. I know. You're just putting a bite on top of a bite and it feels so good in the moment. There you just lay them. You ever have the pull apart cinnamon? Amazing.

Oh, brutal. I had some stromboli yesterday. Some strong-boley? Stromboli? Stromboli. You know what what a strong bully. Yeah, okay I'm familiar. I just didn't know because awning not knowing what an awning was threw me for a loop I didn't know if there are these niche phrases that I'm using that I Yeah, I'm feeling kind of retarded today I don't really honest you're retarded but uh strong bully are amazing

Yeah, how's our own strong bullies? I love your strong bully all food a nice strong bully. Yeah, you just fucking grab a little slice of it for football Oh, delicious. I thought you said you didn't watch a lot of ball though. Not a lot of ball. Would you watch Eagles Eagles? That's it. Yeah Yeah They look good. They look good Saquon looks great, but it's clear like that There's weeks where they have Saquon in the plan and weeks where they don't. I mean, he was really the star of the game last night.

He has like 925 rushing yards. You see, Derrick Henry already has over 1,000. Yeah, they're both on a pace. I mean, there's a chance that both of them could get 2,000 yards this year. 2,000, yeah. Which would be amazing. But Derrick Henry's already got, he's already surpassed 2,000

in a season. Once. Yeah. And barely. Oh, he still did it. Yeah, and barely now. I still did it Yeah, that's true has a corn. No has McCaffrey. No McCaffrey's gonna come back this week. I saw so then backs out Eagles Cowboys on Sunday, dude, the cowboys are mine. You see Cam Newton being like, why are we talking about the Cowboys? Really? Yeah, they're saying they're irrelevant cam Newton. He went off on like a rant He was like, why are we even talking about the Cowboys. Really? Yeah. They're saying they're irrelevant? Cam Newton, he went off on like a rant. He was like, why are we even talking about the Cowboys? They're terrible.

Yeah. I mean, it's fair. They're bad team. And he said they suck and now he's going to be out for multiple weeks. Yeah. Oh yeah. You saw Dax saying we fuck, we fucking suck. And it didn't CD get hurt too. I think so. I don't know what his prognosis is I mean, they got to fire everybody. Well, I mean how could you fire people getting hurt? Like it's not like anybody's fault that people were I mean they were Not everybody was hurt in the beginning of that game. I'm surprised Doug Peterson didn't get fired after losing to the Eagles Yeah, they fucking suck. They saw in six They had major it's on the rise. No, they're not. How are they not? The Patriots are awful six. They're on the rise. No, they're not. How are they not? The Patriots are awful, but they're

on the rise. No, they're actually I think they're actually playing worse than they were early. Like dude, they said that Drake May was responsible for all of the yards and that he was responsible for I think 290 yards and I think we had 305 and five yards total So there's just 15 yards of remodeling. Yeah, it's in yeah That's amazing. He could spin it and he could throw over the middle of the field Oh, yeah, and he's a great. I mean, I don't know what did people know that he was that good of a scrambler

I don't think so. I think they should have by who he follows on Instagram and they're like this guy's a pocket pass This guy's not fucking rolling out for shit. No bootlegs for my man. They said that in that rush that he had, the rushing touchdown he had against the Jets, they said that he hit over 20 miles per hour. That's fast. That's fast as fuck. That's like wide receiver fast.

Yeah, 20 miles an hour is insane. Yeah, that's crazy. Just trucking straight line. See, that's why for the Patriots and where you're at right now, if I was where you are, my Sundays will become my Saturdays and I'd be scouting. Yeah. I'd be like, who's a wide receiver from Ole Miss that just have five touchdowns in a game? I want him. Who's the wide receiver from Arizona? That's supposed to be a top 10 draft pick. I want him. Well, I think we want Travis Hunter. Yeah. I mean, we have, as of right now, we have the first overall pick and you take Trav. I don't see why not. Tyler, you're saying

no. Why trade it? Oh, you could hit it. I mean, if you could get like the package that the bears got for the number one overall pick, like the way that the Bears traded their number one overall pick for Bryce Young. Yeah. And then they got DJ Moore, they got the ninth overall pick. They got another first round pick. I mean, dude, to be honest, I think right now if we had one good receiver, I think we would be a decent team.

Yeah. Our receivers are just, I mean, Drake, it's like everyone talks about the O-line, how bad our O line is our O line is bad, but it's like Drake May is not I mean, it's not like Mac Jones It's not like he's getting sacked every single play like he's playing fine with our O line Like I still think we could definitely use a much better O line But like right if I think right now if we had a good receiver like we could win games You got it. You need a stud wide receiver. If you guys had wound up with like Malik neighbors

or some shit like that. I mean, we drafted Jalen Polk, he might be the worst wide receiver ever. And I was so in on him. He does suck. Where was he from? Washington? Yeah.

Dude, he is, I mean, how many times can you go and do a press conference where you say that you have the best hands in the NFL? It's like, dude, he is. I mean, how many times can you go and do a press conference where you say that you have the best hands in the NFL? It's like, dude, statistically, you don't. Statistically, you actually have some of the worst hands ever. And it's so easy to just draft a dude from the SEC. Oh, yeah. Just draft to Alabama or Georgia. There's so many wide receivers to pick from.

Mississippi or Florida. Yeah. Like it's you'll be good. Dude it's like he's dropped over 50% of the passes that have been thrown to him. And then they still just insist on drafting dudes from fucking Washington. It doesn't make sense. Roma Dunze is from Washington too on the Bears. He's not doing shit. No. You need we need a guy that's actually we need an actually good flashy wide receiver. Yes. It's not Drake Mays not Tom Brady We're not gonna get fucking Julie Nettleman and Wes Welker who are gonna all the sudden become the best slot receivers ever But you need you also need Bill Belichick to make that happen exactly Jared may have free caught him immediately

It's a clown. Yeah, we don't need a Linebacker coaching our wide receivers now to be the have the best I mean, dude linebacker coaching our wide receivers on how to have the best hands in the league. I mean, dude, why are we trying to throw, like it happened two times in the game yesterday, and one of them was the game losing interception, but like all we needed was a field goal. Why are we trying to sail it out

for a fucking Hail Mary touchdown? Do you think that they have this good- Like work our way up the field? You think they have this good of Patriots talk on EEI? No. I bet they don't. No. I bet EEI is floundering.

Yeah. If we, we should start running just like a 30 second ad on EEI of us talking about the Patriots and just, oh, I bet we could get everybody over from EEI. I think that if EEI starts listening to us, I mean, I don't know how many people are still listening to EEI, but like. I don't know how many people, how many people are still listening to EEI, but like, I don't know how many people are still listening to us talk about the page. That's right. I mean, that's why we need the EEI audience over. We need them badly. We probably lost a good amount of people and going on just 15 minutes of the most

irrelevant team in the NFL currently. But I think that the EEI crowd is going to fucking buy into it because the new Englanders are cerebral, smart, and they like smart ball talk like us. I mean, this is good. This is solid ball talk. Driving home from Philly, I threw on Sports Talk Radio. Yeah, how was it?

It's amazing. Dude, Sports Talk Radio is the... I've been listening, I've been just watching it on YouTube. It's like old, like it'll be like posted 45 minutes ago, like five views and I'll be like the local fucking Patriots channel Yeah, and I listen it's great. It's amazing cuz those guys go create. They like they'll shit all over the team They don't care at all. Yeah, and and there's always like one ex-player who has some nasty things to say about the team the truth-teller Yeah, that's the real media. Yeah, none of this fucking

The shit that they show on the TV. Those guys are all clowns Well, they don't have guys are all clowns. Well, they don't have opinions too, they're clowns. And also, I think they're a little more reserved because people can see their face. That's why you need the radio guys. And they're hiding behind the voice. Yeah, well, they're also like,

the pretty faces that make it to TV are fucking imbeciles. The fucking geniuses who are on radio, the fucking mic men, those are the fucking geniuses. The best is, have you ever gone and listened to like the compilation of the, I forget, I don't even know what the guy's name is, but the Vikings guy that calls the games on like the local radio. Is he spaz? Dude, he spaz.

It's so funny. What type of shit is he doing? Dude, like they'll, like they'll throw a pick. It's like there's compilations from like the last 20 years. And I'd be like, say like, Kirk Cousins throws a pick. And I'll be like, the ball is out. It is going towards Stefan Diggs. Sell the team. Sell the entire team.

Yeah. We have lost again. What a failure of a season. Isn't he employed by the team too? Probably, yeah. By like the owner of the team. Yeah, but it's great. They need it up there too.

It means more in Minnesota. Minnesota means more. That's why, I don't know if, like you pivoting to college football will be healthy for you because it'll bring you hope anew instead of this like the doldrums that you're stuck with. Or you could pivot to another sport like hockey.

I've been watching a little puck. Yeah. Here and there. No, not at all. That's a lie. I've been watching highlights of the Bruins. I've been watching like biz and wits tweets. I watch biz and wits tweets.

I follow those carefully. Yeah. I follow them word for word. I watch the World Series. That's huge. That was great. That was really great. That was great. I was talking to Derek Drescher. He's a huge Yankees fan. And then I realized when I was listening to him, I realized that no one gives a shit about like me complaining

about the Patriots because it's like who gives like the Patriots have won so many times and when cares that you suck. So and you heard him complain about the Yankees. He was complaining about the Yankees and he's like, dude, I've seen five championships in my lifetime. He's like, I've also seen and they listed all these like blowouts. And I was like, dude. A lot of people will never see a championship in their entire lifetime. I was like, you saw five like you should like no one gives a fuck that the Yankees lost. It was crazy that like there was no.

There was no palpable negativity in the city after the Yankees. No, no. I mean, there Yankees lost. No no I mean there's too many people. Yeah. I bet if you went out to Queens there would be. People would be mad in the Bronx. Oh yeah. They'd be nasty about it. Yeah. They'd be what about that island of trash? Puerto Rico? No Staten Island. What the fuck? Why'd you just say Puerto Rico? Yo, that's so crazy. That's obviously, you baited me bro. You just baited me. No, I didn't. You baited me for a vi- We're gonna have to cut that completely. No. Yeah, you're trying to sabotage my career. I mean, this is literally your representation of your own thoughts. That's insane to say Puerto Rico, bro.

Don't you know how much trouble that can get you in saying something like that? I didn't say it at a fucking political rally, bro. I said it in my safe space. No, bro, the first 15 minutes of this show were all politics. I feel like this wall really takes that wall. That wall, we struggle. I'm gonna need to get some better gear up there.

What in the single CT? That's for when Tee Grizzly comes in. They go, how can we make this a little more hip hop? We'll put a CD on the wall. CD. Ram on the wall. The CD is crazy. It was nice being back in my childhood home. Oh, you were home this weekend? Yeah. And I was in Philly. Oh, nice. I pop out, pay your respects to the king. What do you mean? Chain. I bet the knee. Kiss the ring.

You have to while you're in the city if you don't touch down. Otherwise I'm going to be in a DeMar DeRozan Drake situation. I know, seriously? How dare you come to my city and don't check in with me fam. I didn't know Francis was in Florida right now. Did you? That like that's what I mean like At a certain point you got to start questioning people's priorities yeah, it's like you've been the number top billing on the show for how long and

Suddenly you're you what you're more interested in being fourth fiddle to fucking I know I don't even want to say it I don't even want to think about it right now. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't even want to say it. I don't even want to think about it right now. I'm so fucking pissed I don't even want to think I'm so goddamn angry I don't even know how to control myself right now him and fucking Trent unspooling a Cinnabon together Yeah, Lady and the Tramp in the middle of it Lady and the Tramping a whole Cinnabon that they fucking Stretch out like a fruit by the foot and slurp up Is that a plate of spaghetti? No, that's thinly cut fucking cinnabons. Absolutely disgusting the calorie count. You think Francis is

on gear? Probably. He's got to be on gear. Dude, he eats like dog shit and he never gains weight. And he actually loses weight. He loses weight and... But I guess also he does eat like super healthy meals. He just snacks. Like remember that time when we when we went to your place for the we watched the Eagles-Bills game? Yeah. And remember me and you were like we had Papa John's and then Francis comes down with like three chicken breasts and like a whole plate of peppers? Yeah he did he like walked in barefoot with a plate of food. Just raw fuel. That's literally just fuel.

But also like, I don't always, I don't see him working out that much. And I also don't live with him or like watch his daily habits. But like, he's jacked. He's lean. He doesn't put on weight. I've seen him crush candy.

But have you ever also heard him complain about his weight? He'll be like, I'm just not in the shape that I want to be right now. I'm sick and my belly is getting out of control. And then he takes his shirt off and it's like fucking chiseled abs. Yeah, he takes his shirt off to read a book. Oh yeah. To sun in the middle of October. The only person to ever try and get some sun on the day of a Halloween party. Well he has to wait until after summer to try and get some

Yeah, he's like if I try to get Sun during the summertime months I'll just be burnt to a lobster e crisp that does suck it may not we got so burnt when we did that That that show with Sydney Wells. Did you remember dude? I had blisters. Oh, yes, that was nasty Brutal wasn't it wasn't where your feet burnt or some every single part of my body was on fire Your feet got burnt through your hocus. Yes Hocus are lightweight so you could see why I got the first socks on today. Oh, you got the thickies Oh my god, brother. I'm out. Your fucking ankles are swelling with those. Are you sure that's not the Papa John's that has your ankles swelling?

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Okay Do you feel better or did it feel incomplete completely incomplete that's so tough when it's completely incomplete yeah not ideal I'm sorry like ass cheeks. I'm sorry, bro. I hate that for us. It's all good. I Told you I watched that Pope movie. Yes conclave. Yeah How was it? I? Think we probably talked about last episode didn't know I don't remember. I don't fucking remember either. I don't We did it. I don't think we did. I think it's just a movie about a pope I don't know. I got it. I just want to get back on my movie grinds Ever watch if I've watched anything good. I've been watching a movie in a minute

I thought it was fantastic and then everybody I left the movie with my one wife said Said that uh said it was trash. So that was trash Said it was buns and I think D low D low said it was buns But then stanko said that it was a gem a-minus from stanko What did D'll give it Just buns two buns Two cheeks give it on the bun scale One and a half the bun scale will be a fucking great scale

Yeah, especially with with if glenny winds up not being at bar still anymore. I know what a bro I don't think about that I know what a bro. I don't think about that right now Literally been crying all weekend. Oh throw me into such a fucking blender. I was like glenny if you leave I'm gonna miss you. He was like that makes me. I'm glad that you'll miss me It wasn't he did say like I'll miss you back. Yeah good. You should You should miss me You'll see what I've been bringing to the table all these years. Yeah, you know what else is going to miss me?

Your fucking paycheck. Your pocket. Your ability to breathe because this place is going underwater. Is he going to move to Nashville? I don't know. Got to get out to Nashville. But that's not a vacation every time you go there. I know that's why you got to live in Florida. Go to Nashville every Nashville. But that's not a vacation every time you go there. I know. That's why you gotta live in Florida,

go to Nashville every weekend. Do you know anyone who's ever lived in Nashville and has actually liked it? One of my friends went to school there and he liked it for the first couple weeks. And then he was like, dude, I gotta get the fuck outta here. He got partied out.

It's just too many like bachelorette parties. Like, I can't imagine every time you walk down the street, there was just a bachelorette party on a fucking wagon like screaming at you Yeah, that's insane. Just in like a hot tub. Yeah, I can go down the street and you're trying to crack a fucking book and learn about Economy or something like that actually Yeah, that's shitty, but there's got to be other sides of it. There definitely is but to me It's almost like it's getting towards Vegas II. I don't know Will and Taylor live out there. Yeah I think it's like kind of other future former co-workers. I feel like it's pretty similar to Austin

future co-workers Future former co-workers your former co-workers I feel like it's kind of similar to Austin in the sense that it's like the downtown is kind of insane and then but as Soon as you get out of that, it's kind of similar to Austin in the sense that it's like the downtown is kind of insane and then, but as soon as you get out of that, it's pretty nice. Yeah. You saw Bennett had her baby speaking to future former coworkers. No, I did not see that. Yeah. My buddy drew done had a baby today for yesterday. He did. Yeah. Shout out to drew. Shout out drew done. You got father? No.

Yeah. You do know him? No, No. He's a really funny comic. Really? Yeah. What's his style? He did this viral clip where he goes on stage and he does a British. I guess there was a British couple in the front row. And he goes up and he does a British accent

for 10 minutes. And it's a great British accent. And then 10 minutes in, he just transitions back to his normal voice and he goes I'm not from England is it kills it's so funny he tricked the fuck out and he like knows all these like towns in England so he's like he's talking to them and he's like oh that's pretty close to a blah blah blah and like it seems so real damn and then he I think the whole bit is about like about how how people are nicer to you when you're British.

Is that true? I don't know. It probably is. They probably think you're smart. Yeah, you should watch it. It's funny. I'll treat myself. Yeah.

Congratulations to bro. Congratulations to Drew Dunn. I wonder if he names his child after you. Probably, if I had to guess. We're pretty close. I mean, you did shout out his bit. Like how many podcasts? Well, he has, it's been posted before. Yeah, that's what I mean you did shout out his bit like how many podcasts well he has it's it's a it's been posted before Yeah, that's what I mean, but like how many podcasts are being like this guy had a great bit. That's true

Not only podcast don't show flowers. No, they don't they don't we do though. We don't we do We like to show off bits I liked I like to my favorite thing to do is I come to the podcast and I go here are three bits that I'm Going to explain terribly and then do no justice to the jokes and actually make sure that no one ever checks them out because of how poorly I explained them. Yeah, it'll just kind of fizzle out at the end. It won't come to a resounding punchline where everything's built up to it. It'll just kind of exactly get wet and just fucking sizzle. Yeah. Which shout out to Drew Dunn, though, and his young boy Harry Dunn. Sizzle. Yeah. Which shout out to Drew Dunn though and his young boy Harry Dunn. Wait, is it? What's Harry Dunn? Is that the name from uh, Lloyd Crisius and Harry Dunn? Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I haven't seen Dumb and Dumber in a while. That's a classic. Classic. I love the scene where he has diarrhea in the toilet, doesn't

work. Why? It hits close to home. It hits so close to home. And he's scooping it out and throwing it out the window. And you're like, this is me. That's me. I watch that and I go, me AF. I can't believe there's not better toilet plunging technology. Like you're still, that's like aqueduct shit. Howard toilets not self plunging. In Japan they probably are.

I don't think they are. Really? Yeah. People are plunging in Japan they probably are. I don't think they are. Really? Yeah. People are plunging in Japan. Oh yeah. With their mastery of mastery. But also the people in Japan probably take healthy ass shit so they probably never clog their toilet.

That's probably why there's no need for a self, because if there were self plunging toilets, it would come from Japan, but Japan they probably never clog the toilets. They don't need it. They didn't even realize it's a problem for people. They've never come to that. They don't have Papa John's there. Exactly.

Their turds just curl up like a cinnamon bun. Like a sushi roll. Yeah, like a pure sushi roll. Just lines up. They have seaweed wrap turds. It's so fucking impressive. They definitely have those shits that you look down and there's nothing in. It's like it went all the way through the pipes already.

There's nothing in the toilet. Went through like a kid on a water slide yeah ready to go Apparently that means that you don't have enough fat in your diet what How do you know that because I've I remember the first time it happened to me And I was like I just shit I know I shit and there's zero evidence of me shitting And I think I googled why that happened, because I was like, where did it go? It's always like, because you gotta look, like do you check? You gotta check every time to look at your shit, just to make sure everything's good.

Yeah, it was just like points of pride. Like I just looked when I went and I said, everything is not good. Everything is actually pretty bad right now. Yeah, looked like someone just dumped some Indian food in a bird basket. Yeah, exactly. That's nasty. Yeah. But it's just insane that you know that that's what happens.

The fact that it's not enough fat, how would that even make sense? Should I double check? Fat keeps, no, no, no. Absolutely not. I'm double checking for sure. I want to live with the information that it's because you don't have enough fat in your diet. Who gives a fuck if it's wrong? Me.

Who cares? It's not you're gonna change your diet for anything or anyone. You're a sovereign citizen who fucking maintains... Oh, I was wrong. Completely. Fuck. It means there's too much fat. Ah! I'm gonna kill myself. No, no, no. You definitely never ate a fat-free diet anyway. No. Definitely not.

So what is a fat-free diet? How does a fat-free... What did you even type in? I typed in, why does my poop sink? And it said excess gas and fat. I would think the gas would keep it buoyant. I would think the gas would make it float. But no, too much gas. It's when there's too much fat in the stool. So it scurries down the drain. Scurry gets the fuck out of there. I mean the alligators are probably just chomping on it. It can also mean a fiber-rich diet because it means a dense stool. Even when my stools are pretty dense too they just go ahead and sit down. Not dense enough clearly. I guess

not. This is coming from the AI overview I'm out on the AI over. I'm out on it, too But it doesn't give me the stuff that I want it gives me the stuff I want pretty consistently, but I don't know how accurate it is As it's pulling from everything on the internet right, but it's also just crazy that that's it's completely substituting But slowly just replacing the list of websites that I want to be able to click through and vet myself with just an AI answering service. So we're going to just get to where all you ever do is just ask AI what the answer to

something is. But my research, like what I do, I just look up, I look it up and then I look at the AI overview and then if I don't like that answer, I just go to Reddit. Like I never click on the websites. Reddit is the only website that I use when I Google anything. And there's upvotes in Reddit. Yeah, so then you know like,

oh, okay, 200 people upvoted this one has to be right. This is vetted. Yeah. This person has lots of karma. Yeah, I check their karma, of course. You have to check their karma? You gotta check the karma. You check the other subreddits that they post to

and it's all porn. Oh yeah. That happens constantly. It's all hand tied. Yeah. I'll like I'll click on someone's someone will post like a photo on the fly fishing Reddit of like a massive trout and I'll be like oh **** I wonder where this person's fishing. So I'll click on their profile. Let's see like where they fish at like if they've posted in like certain reddits that would dictate what state they're in.

And then you click on the Reddit and it's like videos, like they're posting videos in porn reddits of like their favorite porn scenes. Yeah, or of them. Yeah. They're not fishing, they're cat fishing. Yeah. Yeah.

They're just out fucking online. But it's crazy to have that in your feed and then be posting on any sort of normal Reddit. I think if you have a porn Reddit account you just got to stick to the porn accounts. Right, or just have two. Subreddits. Toggle. Yeah exactly this is my phishing Reddit this is my freak Reddit. But maybe I guess it's their right is... Look as a high karma holder it's your right to post wherever you want. Don't drop your Reddit name. Dude, I tried to post on the fly fishing Reddit to ask a question. Have I told the story?

I think, remind me. I tried to post on the fly fishing Reddit to ask a question about where a good fishing spot in New York would be. Like I was trying to decide between two rivers because I was thinking about going upstate. And first of all, it wouldn't let me post because I didn't have enough karma. So then I, because I was trying to post it from an account. I have two Reddit accounts. Of course.

One for porn and one for phishing. You're freaking out. And no, I have one, but I think barstool people know that one is me because I've commented on barstool shit before. So I didn't want people to like- Wait, intentionally or- Intentionally I've commented.

Got it, got it, got it. Like when we used to do like the case race, I would get in there and like yell at people. And then, and so I made another one to post on the fly fishing Reddit, because I don't want people to find it. I thought it would be like embarrassing if people found out that I was like posting on Reddits

being like, would you recommend the Beaver Kill River or the so I made another one but then I had to use my main one because I didn't have karma on the other one and And then I finally got it through and it got no up votes It just got like some like down push down the feed and then one person replied and was just like you could go to both rivers And I was like, all right, dude, fuck fuck you that's what you get for trying to participate in the community both I've posted on reddit twice seriously it was one was that and one was on the hiking reddit and I was asking if you could hike in Colorado in March or if there was still gonna be snow on the mountains and it

was the exact same thing someone just replied and was like why don't you go on the hike and figure it out for yourself dude I was like all right like why all right. I was like, why is everyone else like, why are they nice to everyone else? And then when I come in, they're like, fuck you pussy. Because they probably went to your account and saw a bunch of hentai. Yeah. First time going outside ever, porn boy, figure it out for yourself. Fuckstick. So then I after after someone After they replied in the fly-fishing reddit and just pretty much clowned on my ass. I just cleared I cleared my page Wiped out my page. I can't believe that Some people have such

investment in it that they like They know what they know how to like post really well or like they know how to get great karma or like they'll even write like Fake stories and yeah just for the karma because they karma farming That's what we call that. Yeah karma farming, but just people it's people's dead serious community I wonder clearly a copypasta Classic copypasta. But uh, like, do they talk about that being their community in their real life? Or are they just like, no one here knows that I have fucking 37,000 karma. I would assume they probably don't mention it to anybody. That's crazy.

But I'll go on the bar still. I mean, I go on all reddits pretty much the only social media that I use consistently Uh, cuz it's like the best it's like it's everything that I want to see and you've always been a wall of text guy I'm always a porn gift guy. Exactly. Yeah, exactly But I Know but it's like you see people people post on reddit like it's like a group chat and I always wonder If like they're like there wonder if like they're like, they'll be like, they're like sitting with my,

at my girlfriend's house right now, watching the football game. God, her dad is so annoying. And it's like, does your girlfriend know, like do they know, or is it just like, you're like, your friends are busy, or maybe you don't have a lot of friends, so you just hop in the Reddit.

Or maybe it's crazy to, if they're doing it in both, if they're saying it to their group chat, and then they're like copy and their group chat and taking it over. And then they're like copy and pasting and be like Reddit has to see this one. Reddit has to see this weirdly personal message. I'm not getting the feedback I thought I'd get in the group chat, let me take it to a bigger audience.

This is a banger, right? Yeah. Like I'm right, right? Or maybe you test it out in the group chat and if it gets like a couple like ha ha reactions, you then you're like, all right, this definitely is going in Barstool free talk. talk. Nothing but respect to those fellas though just want to give them a shout out. Of course. Literally all I've ever wanted is

their approval and I'll never get it they hate me. Do they? They hate me. They can't hate you. They hate me and I support them so much. It's got to come in waves. There's got to days when Sass has goaded and then where you're woaded. No, I'm always woaded. Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug. Some days you're the fucking Louisville slugger, some day you're the ball, brother.

And I'm not talking Lonzo. Lately I'm feeling like the ball. No, bro. Yeah. Don't say that, bro. Ja. Don't fucking say that. I Don't say that bro Yeah, don't fucking say that I just like wish that like if I if I had like amazing standing in the community, I will want to like Be able to share that with people

Yeah, but I think it kind of depends on what community you have amazing standing in right like if you're like, I'm the, I'm the top karma holder in the fucking, I don't know. Fantasy football, dynasty trades. I get a lot of just, I don't even belong to the community, but I get 20,000 fantasy football, dynasty trades. Are you in dynasty league? No, I've never been in a dynasty league.

Moog's in a dynasty league. Sounds, I've never been in a dynasty league and I was in the dynasty league Sounds fun. Yeah, I would do dynasty. Well, you only get to pick like once a year You get picked you pick once a year anyway. Yeah, but you want to get to pick like a certain you don't get to pick a lot of players I Think you there's more players and the ones I see they're not only have like the deepest benches But they're trading first-round picks next year. They're They're trading like five first round picks for Justin Jefferson and shit. That's pretty sick. Sounds fun. Yeah. We should do that next year. We should start a dynasty league. You got to be commish. I'll be commish. I'm commish of the league right now.

Did you see that Reddit where the, or the not Reddit, TikTok, where the girl's like, if you want to find a high value man, it's whoever the commissioner of their fantasy football league is. And she lists off and girls are like, yes, thanks for the fucking man hat queen. Dude, being the moderator, being the commissioner of a fantasy league is like literally the equivalent to like being a moderator on like a discord. There's nothing. I'm the, I'm the commissioner. Let me check into that.

Yeah. Look, I'm the commissioner and I'll say there's already some people that are not going to be in the league next year. Mook and Francis? Mook and Francis. It sounds so gingerphobic. It is. It's a little bit. I mean, Mook at least is like, he's not polite. Like Francis, I played Francis, I think maybe last week or the week before and I'm like, I smoked him.

And then it's like, he has like four players that are starting that have buys that week. Let's Let's not tell him Christian McCaffrey's coming back. Oh, he's not gonna have a man He's on his bench. So let's see how long it takes for him. Yeah, but in Christian McCaffrey and then I asked him about and he was like dude, no one's showed me how to Update my roster and it's like dude. No one showed any of us how to update our roster We all figured it out, but it is his first time But that's why I was trying to help him and I told him to pick up the other Jordan Mason before the first game

I think he has he has his neighbors too. Yeah, and I think he's on the bench Shit just pisses me off bro. It's like last year with fucking Hank. Yeah, I mean so Hank perma band Yeah, Francis look I'm not gonna well you're ruining the league for everyone else boy if it's an easy dub. It's an easy dub Yeah, but you sometimes it's a nice one You're playing the person but then when someone else is playing the person you're like fuck this for everyone else. Boy, if it's an easy dub, it's an easy dub. Yeah, but sometimes it's nice when you're playing the person, but then when someone else is playing the person, you're like, fuck, this person's gonna get a win because they're playing Francis. Yeah, that sucks.

That's not right. In MOOC, dude's in fucking 45 fantasy leagues. Give me a heads up next time. Be like, I'm not gonna have time for this league. Not having time for fantasy is crazy. I'm trying to have a competitive league. It takes minutes. It takes literally seconds.

I'm pretty sure there's an auto update your roster. And even if you have multiple leagues, like great, you're a ball lover, dude. Invest time in your hobby. Exactly. You should be better at it. If it's your, right, exactly. If it's your hobby, just spend some time doing your hobby instead of like, you know, but I think that the fact that he's in a sleeper league or whatever a keeper league that would make me think he's

more serious about the craft. Mook? Yeah. Yeah. Mook I don't think... We should get Che in next year. Definitely get Che. Has Brandon been updating his roster? I think he has. I don't think I've been playing Brandon. I don't think I've played Brandon in a while. I think I...

Brandon actually I think is one of the top. Top dog? It's a pretty tight league. Like I'm, I mean, I'm not going to, you can't really give yourself credit as commissioner, but I think I'm comeback player of the year. I started off the season, like oh, and three, it's too early to tell. I don't want to jinx it, but it's looking like I'm on a winning streak. Tyler, I hate to be that guy. I'm probably going to beat you.

I'm just talking shit. I mean, I need 26 points. I've got Baker Mayfield and Travis Kelsey to get that done Unless you think I should place you think I should start Kade Kate Austin No ride with Kelsey ride with Kelsey. I think Kate Austin produced last week and produced you stack That's the stack you have him and Mayfield together. That's a stack one of them gets points The other gets points the true boat if one of them doesn't get points and the other one doesn't get points, you're right. Kelsey's going in. It's got to be Kelsey. Cause I'm pretty confident that Baker Mayfield is going to get 30 points regardless. You can't put all your eggs in one basket. Yeah. Having some of them, having a little Kelsey is nice. Yeah. Just in case.

But if Kelsey loses me this... Then you're going to find... What if I, what if we get another... You're going to find Jason with your phone. Yeah. Yeah. How does it feel that your brother? How does it feel That's so funny You're not gonna make me into saying it bro. I'm not gonna say it You're trying to get me you're getting trying to get me canceled after you make your trash island joke All right. Which was nasty of you.

But the one thing about keepers before we go, keeper league, you got to pay, we're going to have to pay four seasons in advance. What the fuck does that mean? Because then you could just trade your next four years of first round draft picks and then be like, I'm leaving the league. And then someone gets fucked for the next four years. I see. It's like real owners of a franchise.

Yeah, yeah, because you'd have to have someone to replace the person that leaves. And you'd be like, hey, you're gonna be down for first round picks because somebody wanted fucking Chris Godwin. Yeah, well we would have to find a group of people who are gonna commit to the league. We need committed people and there needs to be finances tied to the commitment.

I think this crew right here, I mean us four, we've been committed. I get notifications all the time. Owen made a roster move, Tyler made a roster move, Ron made a roster move. Greer's never once have I gotten a notification that Francis has made a roster move because he somehow doesn't. Dude, if you don't know how to make a roster move, fucking look it up. It's so intuitive. Also here, Francis, I'll tell you how to do it.

You click on the player and then you move the player up. It's the, it's literally built for people who are dumb. Yeah, it's so intuitive. It's so easy. And I told him when we started, I said, you gotta actually do the league. And he said, I'm gonna do the league. And then he gave up. What are we weak? We said, you got to actually do the league. And he said, I'm going to do the league.

And then he gave up. What are we weak? We gave up three weeks ago. It's Halloween. He gave up by Halloween. He gave up by Halloween. He gave up by fucking. You know, I always say, I don't even know my team until November.

I'm still seeing how tough these guys are. Exactly. And once the weather turns. Yeah, exactly. Why is it a cold weather team? Exactly. And we've been playing in domes the first half. Exactly. And once the weather turns. Yeah, exactly. Mine's a cold weather team. Exactly. And we've been playing in domes the first half. Yes. Once we start playing some smash mouth ball, leagues on notice. All right. All right. That was a lot of ball talk for today, but sometimes you just got to get it out. On Wednesday, we'll have a lot of politics

talk. Wednesday, trust me, Wednesday we'll be doing a full political deep dive. And Francis, since he is top billing, we'll have a desk and he'll just be interviewing us like the Late Show. Exactly. Can't wait. All right. We'll see you guys next week. All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Close was over, still, still underground. I looked older till you came around

I was only falling one way Days were drifting Fool, fool as I So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way

Fetish to your eyes Did you realize No one can take me alive I was only falling one way See it just a distant light Faint advice forever bright Call it just a memory Take my hand and you can see I'm falling Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Did you realize No one could take me alive?