Son of a Boy Dad - Franny Rojo | Son of a Boy Dad #317

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty, welcome back to the son of a boy, dad podcast. Today it is July 14th. I made a grave error today. I bought the street meat from one of the four foot seven Mexican women that have igloo coolers dotted all over the city. What kind of meat?

I got the fish. Really? I got the fish. Really? I got the fish. Wait, what does that even mean? I got the fish. She had like three different types of meat in there. It's like these tinned platters of beans, fish, vegetables, and rice.

Why would you think that's a good idea ever? I'm trying to support small businesses. Yeah, but don't get the fit, never get the, if you're ever going anywhere risky, never get the fish. Wait a minute, those women are making home cooked lunches. Yes. Right, that's what they do, they're mothers and they create a big thing.

Mostly for construction workers. For construction workers who want a taste of home. Yes, which makes me think it's good because the Mexicans have a good eye for fish. You're always rolling the dice on fish. Doesn't matter where you're getting it from. Can't make them lunch, because they're too beat up from the night before.

No, it's because they're at home and they're getting the money sent back. They're with the rest of their family. Oh, that's right. And so it was fried fish, and it was somehow hot coming out of an igloo cooler. Dude, they're amazing. I've never done it. I've seen it. I've never done it. I know. I've never done it either. And I wanted to do it. I always wanted to do it.

And we passed a lady today and it kind of has my stomach in a double helix right now. I'm surprised. I'm telling you, you don't get the fish. We went, we had to film something in Central or Grand Central station and the day the first day we went we didn't realize we didn't have permit. So we were just in Grand Central and we're like, all right, we're not going to film today. Let's get food. So we went to the, what is it called? The oyster bar, something like that. Oh yeah. In Grand Central. Yeah. That's nice though. It was good. Yeah. Grand Central In Grand Central. Yeah, that's nice though. It was good, yeah.

Grand Central has good food. Yeah. They're not fucking around. That market they have in there is very high. Moynihan has good food too, simply. It does, but that's all, you can't shop in Moynihan. Grand Central Market has my favorite spice store in the city.

Really? Yeah. Interesting. What kind of spices are we talking? Oh, I mean, they have... Exotics or just your garden variety? Mixed stuff. So it's like, it's like.

Cholula? They have, you know, cumin seed mixed with rosemary mixed with thyme, like stuff. And it's like four poultry. Yeah. And so you get a bunch of that, and then you get a bunch of the next one. I'm a fiend for rosemary.

I put that shit on everything. Fresh rosemary. My wife's tired of it. Damn. That's me with Frank's. Really? Oh, yeah. Frank's Red Hot?

Yeah. Nice. Put that shit on everything. That's their motto. Yeah, yeah. I saw you twisting the cap of a Frank's Red Hot and just putting it straight on your throat one time. Oh, of course.

Yeah. Can I throw you? Right down the gullet. Right down the gullet, right down the gullet, yeah. I wanna throw you a bone for your air fryer adventures. Frank's Red Hot, real quick, Frank's Red Hot, their seasoning is good as well. I didn't even know they had it in time for.

They have seasoning for wings. That's how you know they're making a ton of money, they're getting experimental over at Frank's. Yeah. That's your Red Hot. That is my Red Hot. Don't be afraid to use a little extra though. Actually, I actually, it was Frank's. Yeah. That's your red hot. That is my red hot. Don't be afraid to use a little extra though. Actually, it was Frank's red,

because everyone knows me as, I used to be known as Franny Rojo when I studied abroad. Yeah. And when I got back, it was Frankie Red. Franny Rojo sounds like a good ass shortstop. Yeah. Yeah. And then I needed to let people know this one's hot.

So I added the hot on the end. And that's how we got there. That sounds so nice. What are you gonna give them for the air fryer? Okay, you ready? First of all, it's bone-in chicken thighs. Bone-in skin on, okay? That's gonna give you that crisp texture.

That crisp, you're gonna get that crisp, yeah. Trust me, I've watched the videos. They're tapping it with a knife at the end. Oh, you hear it. It's like it with the knife at the end. Oh It's like breaking a creme brulee Yes, so here's your marinade right you're gonna take one of those big freezer ziploc bags Yeah, just throw it in there right I would go already lost me In what world do you think my mini fridge is marinating anything? What do you mean? Why wouldn't it be gets down to like 60 degrees?

Yeah, so you can't even keep me in your apartment marinating anything. What do you mean? Why wouldn't it be? Gets down to like 60 degrees. Can you hold the, oh really? Yeah. So you can't even keep meat in your apartment. I can keep meat in my apartment for, my limit is one night. You need an ice box like it's the 1940s. I have a cooler. The second you bring meat into your home, you are bringing it to room temperature.

It has to be cooked. Yeah. It starts cooking as soon as you get into that fucking sauna apartment. Like again, like hungry. If I'm getting 45 minutes, if I'm eating fish, it's going from the grocery store to the like, like cooking it immediately. Now fish is a problem. You can't even fuck around. Yeah. Well, maybe you maybe you marinated at the office. Not a

bad idea. Yeah. Bring in a fucking bag of chicken. Yeah. Yeah. I can see- Bring it home in the igloo. Drag it home, once the Mexican lady's done with it. What day is it, Wednesday? I guess this is gonna marinate for six days.

Yeah. When are we next recording? That's gonna be so tender by the time. It's gonna be so deeply marinated. It's gonna be fucking rotting. Yeah. How long can you marinate something for? I don't know.

It probably turns to alcohol after a while. You just get drunk off of a hunk of chicken. I've never marinated any. I'm not a big, like, start preparing for the meal three days in advance. It does make it taste better. I didn't used to be either, and I was like, I don't give a fuck.

This tastes fine. And now I've started doing it, and it has completely changed the game. What kind of shit are you marinating? All Alright, so Ziploc bag. You're not gonna do it. I'll just throw it out there for everyone else as quickly as possible. Anyone who actually gives a shit. I go onion powder, garlic powder, olive oil. Get a good one. Some fresh squeezed lemon juice. Palestinian. Tablespoon or so of some good very coarse Dijon mustard.

And then I'm gonna go with, oh, and then fresh rosemary, like really cut it up. Really, really fine. Throw that in there. And then if you want, you could dice up a shallot and throw that in there too. That is what I marinated my chicken in. Salt, salt and pepper, obviously as well.

And just let that sit and like move it around inside the bag, let that sit for a day or something. And then you just pull that out and throw that in the air fryer if you want, or on the grill. That's what I do, grill. Can you do it on a cast iron? Yeah, skin down, bring it to room temperature first, skin down, cast iron, right?

And then I would, I guess flip it and then finish it in the oven would be the way I would do it That sounds so nice. Are you gonna do it sass? Treat your fucking self. I probably could I probably pull it off You're such a meta-nod One day one day in the refrigerator. I just have to take everything else out. What do you have in there right now? I know there's something dead in there. What do you have in there? Just drinks just diet coke and seltzer So you're drinking 60 degree Diet Coke. No, it gets-

You're drinking Diet Coke where if I pulled it out, I'd be like, wow, someone just restocked this fridge. Like, let me give you an example. So, Diet Coke right now, cold, right? Yeah. I probably got the Diet Coke yesterday around eight. I went to bed around one. I think at 11.30, I tried to get a Diet Coke,

and it was still completely warm. It was like... You were gonna drink a Diet Coke at 1130? Yeah, I mean, but also I was tired. PM. And I was playing video games. So... No, no, AM. Today, right?

No, no, no. This was PM last night. Last night? Oh my god, dude. Well, because I hadn't had any Diet Cokes at all yesterday because I was waiting for them to cool down. Right, you were saving up, dude. Yeah. because I hadn't had any diet cokes at all yesterday because I was right. You're saving up. Yeah, they were on ice. I was waiting for them to cool off. It was like it was in the refrigerator. So it was in the refrigerator or in the refrigerator for three and a half hours, right? And it was the

equivalent to like, you know, when like the cat the cans cold, but you know, the drink is just not cold at all. Or like it was bottom of the yeah. Yeah. It like the bottom of the can is cold. Yeah. It was the equivalent if you held it in front of a fan for 30 minutes. You blew on it like the top. Yeah. Yeah, it's an insane move for them to be having an 1130 diet coke.

That sucks, man. For me to hear that, I'm so bad at sleeping, and to hear that you're like, boy, I'm getting tired and it's 1130. I need to pick me up. Dude, I've been going to bed. Well, it was actually, I was gonna say that when I got here. I've been like really good about sleep recently.

Like I've been getting up at like 830 at like the latest. I'm up immediately. And then today I woke up at like 1130. I was like, fuck. It's literally been like 30 weeks straight of 830 every morning and then time to go to work. Yeah. You're literally living in that song, Meet Virginia.

I don't know if I'm familiar. This is a new one. He only drinks coffee at midnight. Yeah. It is very European. When the moment is not right, meet Virginia. That's a classic song. When she wants to be like.

That one? Yeah, the verses of that song are so much better than the hook. I always have thought that. We didn't even discuss Halo. Daddy wrestles out of the gate, oh shit. We gotta get into the Halo. Well, hold on a second.

Can we talk about your outfit for a second? No, we can't, because I knew this was gonna happen. I've worn this shirt probably 15 times on the halo. Well, hold on a second. Can we talk about your outfit for a second? No, we can't because I knew this was going to happen. I've worn this shirt probably 15 times on the podcast since you've been a part of it. I don't know if I have a problem with this shirt. I think the green bathing suit combined with the flaxseed shirt is what's throwing me off a little bit.

Why is it throwing you off? Well, you're wearing what I would expect someone to wear at Burning Man if they were there to soothe people from bad drug experiences. Well, maybe that's what I'm trying to do. You're the guy who like ushers people into a quiet tent where there's a little bit of air conditioning somehow and you're like, I'll sit with you.

It is insane, like I'll wear a colored shirt and people are like, it's great to see Sas like pulling his life together finally. it's like dude it's like I it's the same as every day I wake up what am I gonna wear that dawn I've never seen you in this you know fucking scarecrow mask shirt yes you have Francis I'll send you a photo of us if me and you next to each other and I'm wearing the shirt his burlap you know you're batting like five percent on truth. This is I Francis I've had this shirt for like five years never seen

Never seen it. It's cool It's probably my favorite shirt And I think I'd remembered my favorite shirt in yours. I've worn this shirt so many times on the podcast. Like recently. No way, dude. No way. Yes. Have you seen that shirt before?

It's hard for me to remember. You have. I bet I have. But I can't, it's hard, it's not with shorts. Definitely not with, and not with those shorts for sure. I'm just really trying to summon any sort of familiarity whatsoever, and it's not coming up.

And I love that you've paired it with a like-colored undershirt. Where did you get that t-shirt? Did you buy those two shirts together? No. This shirt's for the shirt below. It is from Uniqlo. So you have, you put that together, that match, like that.

That's nice. You want to know what happened is I put on my bush light shirt underneath and then I said, ah, it kind of smells. I took it off and put on this one. That's crazy. This shirt's been out of the fridge too long. This shirt is turnt. I'd probably throw it out. Yeah.

Have it wearing a beer shirt as a sober guy is insane. So Lenn Valor. Got it in Austin, Texas. Have it wearing a beer shirt as a sober guy is insane, Stonewall Valor. Got it in Austin, Texas. Moon Tower, my first time. Classic, everyone remembers their first time. It's a sentimental piece. Let's talk halo. Tope, is that taupe?

Is that what we would call that? It's like a taupe. I like a taupe there. I don't know what that means, but. I just don't know about the green shorts slash bathing suit with it. Let's talk halo. I like it taupe there. I don't know what that means. It's the color. I just don't know about the green shorts slash bathing suit with it. Let's talk halo. I like it, honestly.

Loving the top half. Let's talk halo here. Would you ever tuck those in? We'll move on. It has like a nice, yeah, earthy tone. Look, I've been tossing and turning with the halo for the last couple days. And, you know, there's been times

where I've thought about going live to address the situation. I've had the whole thing set up. I know what you're gonna say. I had the whole thing set up multiple times and I was like you know what I'll save this for the podcast. You're about to do a rant like Michael Rappaport. Part of me did want to address the fans directly like I wanted them to I wanted them to hear their hear their but look. I can't look them in the eyes. Is this an apology? Are you gonna apologize? Or like rationalize?

No, no, I just wanna cover a couple things. So for starters, the radar. Yeah, I had no idea that the entire time, like I kept going to get the invisibility orb and then you just had this giant red triangle through walls bouncing around. Yeah.

I didn't know that I had that either. Oh, I know. I knew I had that. I definitely knew I had that. You were useless. You assumed. You assumed where I was at all times and I did not have that for you. And I assumed you had that as well.

But I guess what it was, was whoever was in last place, and since there was only two of us, whoever's in last place gets radar. So I was trailing for 90% of the game. And then when we tie up, we both get radar. And then when I was ahead, you had radar. By the time it was 22 to 22, and there were only three kills left, it was an even game for all of 10 seconds. Well, I didn't have any radar and I still smoked your ass.

You really think that based on what happened, you can say that with a straight face? Another couple other things I want to speak on. People were coming out of the woodwork to be like, what happened to this ass? People were disappointed. You are at the bottom right now. You are in your worst place you've ever ever been I'm not I've done Trump

Trust me. I'm not I've been playing a lot of halo your credibility is zero the look To anyone that actually plays video games not not like you guys who like pretend like, you know You're talking about talking about people who I don't pretend to know people who play video games regular regularly Everyone knows that input delay. But again, one thing, also one thing that I want to get out of the way. I don't think any of this, what I'm going to say, takes away from your skill at all, because we were playing in the same conditions. Like you definitely are just as good as me, if not better than me.

At Halo. At Halo. Not Call of Duty, I mean it would be. I never said I was better than you at Call of Duty. Well, some people are trying to come from my Call of duty Experience, but that's 10 winning streak on ranked last night. That's your beef with them 10 winnings that why you're wearing a nice shirt Yeah, yeah Yeah, I feel like Ron Swanson when he gets laid and he shows up wearing the Tiger Woods outfit Ten winning streak and ranked we broke our record our previous was seven Yeah, cuz you needed it I

Didn't need anything you need to be back in the win. I don't need anything You went back home and played that night that afternoon probably I played halo for a while But only because we have some more where you've got some more halo stuff in the works that we're thinking about But yeah, look we were playing on an Xbox that was being projected to a TV that was streaming to a desktop that had an HDMI cord running through that to a monitor. From the other monitor. But hold on, you're saying too much. Simply put, we were playing on an Xbox that was connected to a TV.

That is how- No, you're not understanding what I'm saying. That's not at all how we were playing on an Xbox that was connected to a TV. That is how... No, you're not understanding what I'm saying. That's not at all how we were playing. So it affected lag or latency or anything like that? That's why the aiming was so tough, is because when you... So, in order for... When you make a move on your controller, right? What was happening for us, it was going from the...

You would make one move. Say you moved your joystick right. It has to register through the Xbox, then the TV, then the desktop, then the monitor. Oh man. So there, the input delay is going to be massive when that happens. I mean, I didn't feel that. Because you haven't played video games in 20 years. I guess. No, well he played with it. It's like if you have a slice and you just like use this. Yeah. But if you play video games every day with no input delay, and then also you have massive It's gonna be a massive difference for the real thing the thing that we changed to we went

We skipped 20 years forward to your technology and we cut out all these no I'm talking about This is for the second half. Oh On the monitor on the monitor? On the monitor. Which is what you set up. And that was, and we did that for you. Yes, because playing on a monitor is still easier, but it doesn't mean that we're not gonna,

that we didn't have insane input delay. So what would have been your ideal? How, let me ask you something. Do you wanna know what would have been my ideal setup? An Xbox plugged into a monitor. I mean. That's the ideal setup and Xbox plugged into a monitor. I mean, that's the ideal setup. There's a part of me that if we played again and you couldn't, you had to turn off that cheat code locating device, the dog put on me.

Uh, if I, I don't care what we do. I feel pretty good that I would beat you again. Well, you didn't beat me, but at the same time- I beat you 14 to four, and then you said- But you said, you said it was a warmup round. You literally said it was a warmup round, and then you started winning, and then you were like, it's not a warmup round anymore.

I was trying to get you to not quit, because I knew it was an important video and you were you were like I'm quitting I'm not I'm not excusing like I said before I'm still saying I do think you're better Not better than me at the game, but I think you're around the same level which is impressive I am loving listening to you justify, but I what I'm saying is I don't think our I don't think that justifies how good I am at halo and I think we'll see that in the in the future video that we Do well, why don't you just let your future gaming talk for you instead of making excuses? You're like the coach on the podium I'm not I don't think I'm sure was slippery and the refs tried to screw us over. I'm not trying to make excuses

I'm just you're only making excuses. You're I'm just giving I'm giving you an explanation I'm just giving you an explanation. I'm giving you an explanation as to why my performance wasn't up to par. But everything that affected you affected me equally. Francis, you've ignored what I've said to you 19 times in a row. I'm trying to. I've said so many times that it doesn't apply to you because we were playing on the same thing. But I'm not the same. I'm defending. It applies to me.

I know I'm defending the both of us. I'm saying that I'm not asking for the. I know, but people are calling for us saying that we're both dog shit at the game. I don't. It doesn't hurt my feelings. I haven't played in 18 years. Yes, I'm sure that there are plenty of people out there who would beat me to pieces in Halo.

I don't care. That's fine. You're the video game guy. But you should. That's why it hurts you. You have to care because if we do this next video, we need, I need you sharp. Oh, you're out.

You're bailing already. No, I'm not out. I was gonna say like, how many views did the video get? teetering on buying my own console? 100,000 views isn't enough for you. You're going to like what I have to say here. I'm not. I was going to say the opposite of I'm out. I was going to say that you have compelled me so much back into the world of video games that I'm really thinking hard about buying a console. You should.

But I worry if I do that, that I will beat you so badly. I would love that. In the one thing you hold dear. I would love that. Not Call of Duty, it would never be me. I won't allow myself to do it as a friend of yours. You guys don't know this, but like all jokes aside,

Harry and I are great friends. And I can't do that to him. Close. I can't do that. You ever seen that curb clip where they're at the dinner and who's the tall guy? Oh, Funk? Funk, Funkhouser is like, Larry, you're one of my best friends.

He's like, I don't know about best friends. My favorite Funkhouser clip is when he's like, get this, Larry. I'm heading out to London, two weeks. And Larry says to his wife, he's like, you're not going? And she's like, no, I didn't invite me. She's like, why am I not going? I'm gonna go. And then Funkhouser's like, Larry,

what the fuck are you doing? That dude was so fucking funny. Well, I'm sorry to hear you don't value our friendship. No, I value our friendship, but I value Halo equally. And... If not a little bit more. And I would be thrilled if you got a console. I do think for when we, if we do more stuff,

I think we should, you should get, like you should be playing on a console. It's also fun for me though to not even work at this and still be as good, if not better than you are. The fact that you guys are gonna do Francis and Sass versus Hater series is... Yeah, then if we're doing that, I think it would behoove me to practice a little bit.

Definitely, if we do that, and then we were talking about doing one with other Barstool people, and you don't wanna lose that either. Where are you gonna keep the box? If we do that and then we're we were talking about doing one with other barstool people and You don't want to lose that either. Where are you gonna keep the box? You're gonna keep it upstate. You're gonna think you didn't you might want to get two boxes. No Double boxing Well, then you'll just be otherwise you'll be traveling. It's always good. It's always good to have a travel box. I Feel like if I get a box, then all of a sudden

I'm going to start making the same excuses that you do. Of what? I don't know. Then I'm a video game guy, and I'm going through and switching controls and complaining about the fiber optic cables and the lack of speed and my Wi-Fi connection. And instead of facing myself and being like, look,

I'm just not that good. Look look I'm just not that good. Look. I'm just not that good. I'm not that good at Halo I will admit. I'm not. But when people start coming at, I got Coach Larry. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Coach Larry. You guys are? You guys know Coach?

No, not one person in this room knows who Coach Larry is. Thank God. He's a Twitter guy who is, he's big into like Barstool. He's a Barstool guy. And not a video game guy. He plays video games too, but he's like, he's just a fan of Barstool. Like he, oh, coach Larry does Son of a Boy, that clips.

Is he? He's the guy that makes those compilations. Does he work here? No. Oh, he's great. He's great. That guy who makes those clips is great. Yeah, that's great. He's great. That guy who makes those clips is great.

Yeah, that's Coach Larry. That's Coach Larry. Yeah. Coach. Doesn't he have it as son of a boy dad clips? He has multiple channels. Oh, I see. Yeah, but he plays Warzone and he DM'd me.

I didn't even reply because it was nonsense, but he DM'd me and he was like, he said that if we won on one in Call of Duty to 25, he would give me and he was like, he said that if we one-on-one'd in Call of Duty to 25, he would give me a 10 point start and he would win. And I was like, dude, you're out of your fucking mind. Set it up. I love how unflappable your delusion is. Halo, we're talking about Halo, I have 10 hours of my life played.

Call of Duty, it's like half of my life. I just think it's like, in my life, in my life, when I have lost in things, it has sort of reset my relationship with that thing. I've said, okay, maybe I need to reconsider how good I am at that thing. You, on the other hand, somehow dig even deeper into your bag of bullshit and find any other reason

for why it could have happened. You just don't get it. I don't. You just don't get it. I wish I had your unflappable confidence. You don't get it. It's like going from playing, it's like if you were in the NHL and one day they had you lace up in figure skates and they were like, go play a game.

No, it's like if you played, you know, or if they're like, play field hockey. And it's like, I bet those guys are pretty good at field hockey and they're not going to be like, well, the sticks curve different than our stick. So that's why I thought that was exactly what they would be saying no they wouldn't they'd be like yeah they would say well they would say well yeah obviously I'm not going to be as good at this as I am at regular hockey I've played regular hockey my entire life and this is a completely different game you don't think I just uh it's excuses you're like you're excusing yourself for your poor performance I don't think I'm excusing myself. I've said multiple times that Francis and I,

I think Francis is probably on the same level as me. Before it came out, you're like, I'm gonna spot you. Coach Larry'd him. You're like, I'm gonna spot you like 20... That's why I'm just laughing at Coach Larry because I'm like, brother, learn from the mistakes. You're never gonna 10 point lead anybody. It doesn't happen. You talk such a different big game beforehand. And now I'm talking a different game.

Check, check. Am I good? I'm talking a different game, because it is. It's good, it's still moving. It just takes a second for it to transfer over. Oh, you're good, you're good. The, I'm talking a different game now because I've been humbled.

I don't think you've been humbled. I'm humbler than you could possibly imagine. I don't think so. It doesn't sound like it. You're wearing your favorite shirt. Because I had a 10 game win streak. You're wearing comfort colors literally I don't know what else you guys want me to say what are you

looking for you won I gave you cash like I would even take the cash because I didn't deserve it but I won and I have the cash it's in my backpack here I wanted people are still coming from I they they're coming from my throat. So what do I have to do? Capitulate? To make up for that. Rematch in card, play Francis in pool? There's no, like we've played in pool 7,000 times and I've lost every single time. Yeah, he is a machine.

We also just have to acknowledge that. Because he doesn't play pool in a fun way. Like most people when you play pool, it's like you're trying to do cool shit, like bouncing, but Francis. Even this, this is right now, what you're doing. You have found a way to walk back what sounded like a categorical admission of my superiority.

And then you were like, I can't, I can't let it stand at just that. It's the fun way. He doesn't play the fun way. He doesn't play the fun way. He plays the fun way. He doesn't play the fun way. He doesn't play the fun way. He plays the hard way. He doesn't play wacky goof shots. He plays golf like you would imagine someone who went to,

or not golf, well golf too, but. No, that's not true. That's not true in golf. That's not true. I hit driver to like, go for it on. You play golf, you play golf fun. But the way that he plays pool, it's like someone gave him a cheat sheet

of all the angles before, and it's just like every time he hits a ball, you're like, well, he's a geometric. Obviously that one's going to go directly in. No doubt on that. I think we just have to come to grips with the fact that Francis is just really good at almost everything. And that's infuriating. That's equally infuriating. That's annoying. But the problem is, is that I'm not the baseline for really good at Halo. So I feel like we've now established that Francis is really good at Halo. I think I suck at Halo and Francis also sucks. I Don't think Francis sucks. I don't think I'm that good. Yeah, but you also haven't played in 20 years, right?

I could use some brushing. So if you played like three more times, you would actually probably be pretty good Yeah, I need to I need to get back my timing of shotgun shot melee. That used to be a really important combination of killing for me. There was a lot of things that I learned when we played, and I've taken advantage of them in our, in our new game. I don't think either of us did any dual wielding. No, neither of us did any dual wielding and also we didn't do any sticky grenade ing of each other. I didn't realize how strong the sticky grenades were and I didn't realize or not stick here. I didn't realize I wasn't utilizing grenades as much as I should be at all. I didn't realize they're just a one tap if you get them in the right

place like it kills someone immediately. What's the next game you got? What's the next time you guys are playing? You're playing a Rudy's thing. What is that this week? I don't know. I think we get a. Figure that out. So either way, Francis was really held a job by you and SAS, you got to win

and you earn the cash. I don't know why you didn't earn the cash. It's a slap in my face to not take the prize. I've fucking drained my bank said you didn't earn the cash. It's a slap in my face to not take the prize. I have fucking drained my bank account. You know what was crazy? It wasn't respectable.

My kids are having wish sandwiches. I told Francis I was gonna hold him to zero, like a fool. Zero kills? Yeah. Yeah, you did. I said my goal is to hold you to zero. I remember that. And then I got on the sticks and it was like, I had never held a controller before.

The lights were just too bright. That's a factor that the people who are challenging you don't understand. I'm not a land guy. I can't do in person. I gotta be comfort of my own home. Yeah, you need to have your pregame meal. The fan blowing right in my face.

You need to have a piping hot Diet Coke. Did you see the clip of you, of me saying, what is this, what are you doing? You're reworking all your controls and you started mocking me for it. You were like, every gamer wants, I'm doing the right controls. Every gamer knows this.

And then five minutes later, you were like, what controls did you use? Oh, I was asking that out of genuine curiosity. Yeah, factory settings would be, if you just hit the reset button on the machine. I know, but I don't know what the factory settings are because I don't use them. Like I never did.

You might want to switch to that. You should just play in factory. No. You should play in plain Jane. What is claw grip, by the way? What does that mean? Claw is when you use your pointer finger. So what I do is for this,

because I knew I wasn't going to have my paddles on me. I can play claw easily. And I had been playing Halo claw because I was preparing for it, stupidly. But pretty much when you would hold the control, normally you would hold it like this, right? And you would use your thumbs to put on both joysticks. And then say you want to change your weapon, right?

Which is like Y or triangle, depending on what controller. You would pull your right thumb off of the thumb, off of the right joystick, press Y. But when you play claw, your thumb, you use your pointer finger over the top of the four buttons. So when you would never have to take your button, your hand off so you could like jump and aim at the same time. I see. Okay. It's extremely uncomfortable if you don't know how to, if you've like haven't done it. Yeah. We got to have you guys run

back mad and two and the time is right. You know what would be fun? Against the optic guys. I would do NHL. We should do Halo 1 Blood Gulch. I have no idea. I mean... That's fun, because the rocket launchers are in play. You know we can just change, we can just set up whatever guns we want in... Halo 1 Blood Gulch, I think it was Blood Gulch. Would this like.

I think we should stick with Halo 3 just cause it's easy. I think it's easier than the most popular. That's fine. I was playing a little bit of Halo 4. Halo 4 I'm way better at because the movement in that is like pretty much, if Halo 4 came out now, I think that game would be massive. Cause the movement is so fast,

which is like what all the games are like now. Rather than Halo 3 where it's like you're walking on fucking peanut butter Halo 3 Torny against people in the office or It's the best way to I know I was talking to Robbie Fox and he said him and Ken Jack were interested Yeah, Robbie brought it up to me as well, but then I'm worried, like, Robbie Fox and Ken Jack are probably unreal at Halo. Yeah, but they might walk us off.

Like, doesn't Ken Jack have a Halo Master Chief head on his desk? Yeah, he does. So that was a- He must have hated watching us play that game. Yeah, but that's like the benefit of these videos. It's like people who are actual connoisseurs of like steak, watching it like,

Yeah. The food's cooked steak. It's like, it's funny to rage bait them. I know. Love a little bit of rage bait. Speaking of. We could. Oh, sorry.

No, no, no, please. Oh, I was just thinking of other video games to do. What other video games have you played? In my life? FIFA, you used to be a big FIFA guy. I was okay thinking of other video games to do. What other video games have you played? In my life? FIFA, you used to be a big FIFA guy. I was okay at FIFA. I wasn't very good at FIFA. I don't want to play FIFA.

For the World Cup next year. Well, yeah, that's not a bad idea. FIFA, I've never, I've played like twice. I liked playing Gears of War, but I liked playing the campaign. Yeah, we need like a competitive game. Oh, you know what could be fun? Rocket League, right? Yeah, that need like a competitive game. Oh, you know, it could be fun Rocket League, right? Yeah, that could be fun. Oh, I don't know that what about I mean Mario Kart I could play Mario Kart I can't play that anymore without Smitty

I'm serious Cuz that was his shit, bro Are there any GameCube games we could play? There was the Mario Kart for GameCube. Mario Kart GameCube. It was the one where you had, I think you had a guy on the back too, maybe. WWE 2000 on N64. That would be sick. WWF, you can let, you can, it's man on women wrestling.

You can just like beat up a woman. We could do MW2 sniping. We could play the WNBA video game. Yeah, Angel Reese. Reese versus Clark. Yeah. One on one. Which are you would be?

Which are you would go with Reese? Clark on Clark. All right. Fair enough. Clark on Clark. The MMA people wanted to see you guys do the fucking MMA video game too. UFC game. I would do a UFC game.

I just got to learn all the button combos first. I tried to send you guys McGregor's dick. I saw it. Francis replied and said, Nothing's showing up. I didn't get it. The link didn't populate for me. That was the first thing I saw when I woke up. Was Rowan saying, did you guys see this in all caps?

What did he say? Something like that. I just wanted to make sure that you guys had a little cock to chew on in the morning. What did you guys think that he was holding it up with a weight? He was holding a weight, or no, he was holding a weight with his hard cock.

Impressive. That's what I thought. He sent it to Azalea Banks and she posted the pictures of his cock. This is Azalea Banks? She's the rapper? She's the rapper, yeah. And he had never corresponded with her before and then he just sent her his cock. Yeah, it's just two lunatics going head to head. Two of the craziest people. She revenge porn'd him though. Well, she's in two lunatics going head to head. Yeah, two of the craziest people. She revenge-porned him though. Well, she's insane. Why would he send, like isn't she, she's known to be insane. That's probably the easiest way to get your cock out there. You don't want to post your cock.

You just want to send it to them. If anyone sent their cock to Azalea Banks, it would be on Instagram. Instagram is even funnier than Twitter. Uncircumcised, too. People are loving it, but I think that it kind of looked like a punching bag a little bit. Instagram is even funnier than Twitter. Uncircumcised too. People are loving it, but I think that it kind of looked like a punching bag a little bit. It looked like the giant sand worms from Dune.

Yeah. Looked like the brain from Starship Troopers. He's got that Weinstein dick. Yeah. He has like a Chinese finger trap dick. Yeah. Just destroyed. F-scene had the egg shaped egg.

Apologize for my penis. It's destroyed. I apologize for my dick. It's isn't that because he like OD on or like he spent Weinstein spent too many years taking dick pills. Probably wait is Weinstein's penis picture out there It's destroyed. No, I think it was like it was like about a court record

They were like it's Matt. They were like it's literally like a mutant penis Yeah mangled why? Like the The fluid comes out from a side angle like a fire hose that was opened on a hot city day The fluid comes out from a side angle like a fire hose that was opened on a hot city day It's got like open stitches. Yeah, just got pores black children jump rope Oh my god a foul penis But him wine scene and epstein both had smut put on their penises after their horrendous crimes. They said Epstein's was Epstein's.

Well Epstein didn't do shit. What did they say about Diddy's? Titchy roll, titchy roll dick? Toot, toot. Well, let's not say anything nasty about Epstein or Diddy. Why? Because they're free men. I saw Epstein walking down Seventh Ave.

Hahahaha Swinging a pocket watch, whistling. I've never seen a more free man in my life. Yamacon, Massad it out. Sleeper cell. Yeah, I can't believe it. That's sweeping the nation. What's your take on it as a guy who has his finger on the pulse of the Intelligence Committee or community? I mean, my theory is if I if I don't buy into conspiracy theories really in any direction that I'm not going to I'm not going to point out hypocrisy when it works against, you know, either side, I guess. I'm just I'm just gonna ignore all of it

Didn't they didn't like they say that there was like four edits on the video of him in his cell in Adobe Premiere Four saves four saves. Yeah, two edits four saves. Yeah, I think so. Yeah Why? Why Francis? Why would they answer me this? Why would they edit it two times and save it four times? Why would you need to save it four times? So is the implication here that now that Trump is telling everyone to move on, that something has come out that implicates him?

No, I think he's just saying he's not putting it out. But yes, that is the implication that it implicates him or someone he's trying to protect, potentially the Israelis. Or just like the entire US government. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm assuming that's probably the concern

is that if it comes out that our entire country will crumble. Can I, look, right? I'm, uh, I'm just sick. I just accept that there's a bunch of bullshit happening. What, what can, what can we do about it? What would we be able to do? I think you need to get, we need to get our, the hundred guys that were going to fight the gorilla

and send our a hundred best guys and fucking figure it out. I think you'd be one of them, honestly. Send her a hundred best guys and fucking figure it out. I think you'd be one of them, honestly. I guess my, my, what I come back to, and maybe this is really fucking dumb, but I like my life. My life is pretty good. I like being an American and I feel pretty lucky. And I'm sure there's a whole bunch

of bullshit that if someone pulled back the curtain, we'd all be fucking astonished. Fire drill. We'd be astonished to learn that, you know, what was really going on. Do we have fire, have we ever had a fire drill? There was one last week, there was one on Friday. But if, but if,

Would you guys stop talking about the Mossad agents? Right, right. But because, because that hasn't happened and I don't know if it ever will, then I'm just gonna continue to choose ignorance and not worry about things I can't control because... And choosing action. Then that's going to dampen my ability to enjoy the nice things that being an American

has given me. Sorry, brother. I don't know. Maybe that's... The problem is we look at your halo and your pool playing, your golf experience, how good you are at so many things. If you just put your mind to this, I think that you could get to the bottom of it.

People are looking to me to fucking be the Lisan Al-Ghaib of the Epstein revelations. I think you could, dude. I think you could not only figure it out, but get to the bottom of it in a charming way. My assumption then becomes that there are people who are far more qualified and connected than I am who are already working on this

No, like dan bonjino like caspatelle a bob woodward kind of guy who you know uncovered watergate You're the new media like you are the bob woodward now. All those guys are compromised. I don't seek truth anymore I've given up on it. Those guys are all owned by Jeff Bezos, who probably has his own island that's under wraps. 100%. The Washington Post, owned by Amazon. Prime Day just passed. How do you think Bezos is celebrating Prime Day?

Probably cracking into the spine of a six year old. And drinking it like a fucking Capri Sun. If you don't think he's doing wild shit, the amount of people that were at his party... did you guys see his birthday party? Or no, his wedding, I'm sorry, his wedding in... where is it Venice? And like the whole Kardashian clan was there. They have to be kicking up or like their problems are like known by him. There has to be a reason for that. They don't fucking know him.

Does it bother you or do you enjoy it when you think about all of that? What, conspiracies? Yeah. Does it piss you off? I mean pissing me off that kids are getting. Fucked. All righty, let's talk about Mountain Dew.

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down on the Game Time app today. What time is it? Game time. Another test, they're just doing a test and then they're fucking slow playing. Can I have your attention please? Jesus Christ. I think it pisses me off,

but I think it's also just like the news of the day. Right. So it's like fun to talk about, like how war is fun to talk about, or political corruption's fun to talk about. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Sometimes I just wish that, this is gonna sound real kumbaya, but I don't know.

I wish that like every once in a while we could find a moment where everyone was like marginally happy, even though they have different views. Well, I think the the like happiness is like gauged by how small the issues that people make a big deal out of. Like people will always have something to complain about. But if it's really small things, if people are like, yeah, that's fucking swimmer is like, redefining what men and women are. And it's like, okay, like on the grand scheme of things,

that's pretty fucking small. Like, like the the women's swimming, or trans athletes swimming. Like, that's not a fucking big deal. But like, things are pretty good if that's what we're focusing on. Don't you think? Yeah. But I think people stop talking about the trans swimming issue when Israel bombed Iran You'd be surprised Some people are like Israel bombed Iran and there's this bitch in the pool

bitch in the pool. Yeah. To distract from this bitch in the pool. Yeah. People are pissed. Yeah. But Penn had to fully apologize for all that shit. They're fucking the money up. Yeah. I don't know. I get it. I sound... No, I agree, but there's never gonna be... There's just like, because of the nature of our news media, like people need something to be like whipped into a frenzy about. Like CNN and Fox News and everybody in between are going to need something to be like, this is the thing you need to worry about today no matter what. Yeah. There's not going to be like the John Krasinski good news channel from COVID.

That's going to take over. And I don't need it to be that. I think that I've just seen now so many cycles where it's like, okay, this party's in power, and then the other party fucking hates them and is miserable, and the party in power then calls all those people, sore people or whatever, and then it switches and everyone flops the other way. And don't i don't know i can't remember a time in my lifetime where. The team the party that was not in power still admitted that things were horrible and you hear about i remember hearing about clinton.

hearing about Clinton and I think people before the whole sex scandal, like he was kind of recognized as being a decent president before him. Reagan, right? And yet I don't know that I've experienced from like an adult standpoint. Well, the only the last time that that happened was when there was that John McCain debate and this like old lady was like How are we gonna put him in in office like he's an Arab? He's a Muslim and then John McCain corrector. He was like no no he's a good man No, no, no. He's a good man. I think I've seen that. And everyone's like, oh, wow. We can't reach across the island.

Admit that Muslims are not good people. But you have. No, no, no. He's a good man. Don't say that. He's a good man. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy being called a Muslim. But yes, it's not it's not like that anymore. People are occulted out. I get bummed out about it.

I get bummed out about people being so angry all the time that it just makes me disconnect and not not choose not to. Well, you're going to hate to see that South Carolina put the Confederate flag back up at their state house. I don't know if you saw that That looks badass on you did they really do that FDM Spit spit something from a mad villain. He has spit some doom for us Get a hold of my biochemical equation

I'm a slip of Sun I'm gonna do way more love after he passed away yeah lot in this fucking flowers and the opposite thing is happening with Kobe right now everybody's fucking putting smut on Kobe's name what he's been dead long enough why the rape well they're back to that? It's that? Not even that. They're like, they won't let it go. He's a good man. I think they're saying he's a shitty basketball player just across the board. They are saying that now too. Saying he couldn't have done it without Shaq.

Except he did. Saying he wouldn't have been as good without chat GPT. Alright. Is that time? I'd think so. I think it's well over if I had to guess. Alright. Hour 15. Started at 12. Pit and peak. Let's go pit and peak.

It's good. Peak of the weekend. Let's see. What did I do this weekend? I had a lot of spots. That was good. I would say that was probably the peak. I did it.

I've been crushing. I've been doing a ton of, I've been working a lot. I did some good shit yesterday, which was good. You weirdly have like a uptick in work ethic. I've always had a good work ethic. People just don't think I have it. No, but you had a good and it went to great. It's always been great. You had a great and it went to extraordinary.

Everyone thinks that I don't do anything. I said you had good work ethic. And you said I've always had a good work ethic. And I said it's been good and now you went to extraordinary. Everyone thinks that I don't do anything. I said you had good work ethic, and you said I've always had a good work ethic, and I said it's been good, and now you went to great. It's great, right now it's great. That's what I'm saying. You've been working more, and more willing to work. Pit of the week though, oh it's tough.

Brad. I don't know, fucking Friday, I guess Friday during the day, I was bored as fuck all day. I was probably it. Yeah Had nothing to do. No one was gaming. I didn't feel like gaming My spots weren't until 1130 you haven't fished in a fucking minute so much time fished last week For hours didn't catch anything That's a two week pit. What was your pit? Those peaches you got? Pit and peak? Peek and pit?

Uh, what did I do? Those strawberries look familiar. I made a nice chicken salad with a smoked chicken. Did you use grapes or nuts? No. Grapes in the chicken salad. Celery, uh, walnuts. Oh. And I tried to go with more of a vinegar and then a,

I didn't want to go heavy on mayonnaise. So I did that. Oh, and then I found some really good sweet corn that I wrapped in tin foil and grilled and I did it perfectly. It was all just about touch and feel. And then I mounted a dart board and I started throwing darts. Oh, love that. That was fun. Hell yeah. I was all just about touch and feel. And then I mounted a dart board and I started throwing darts.

Oh, love that. That was fun. Hell yeah. I was throwing darts pretty recently myself. We were throwing darts in Lake Placid. Next, nextrone.com, me versus Harry in cricket on darts. Or we could play five oh one. Yeah, I mean you'll win.

I'm not good at darts. There goes that. Let's get a call of duty in there just so you can get a resounding win. So you're kind of willing to Take a fat loss and darts or pool or something like that. It's not a bad idea I drank all my main beer company. I think I've been drinking a little too much you have Meaning to say something about it. I have been having a lot of alcohol Just a booze bag

of alcohol. Just a booze bag? Didn't sleep very well last night. Because the drinks. Woke up at 3.30. To drink more. Didn't fall back asleep till 6.30. Set an alarm to drink. Until you were hammered.

Didn't fall back asleep. Started getting the shakes. Yeah, didn't fall back asleep until you were properly fucked. Oh, I guess this is good news. I went to see that infectious disease doctor. Oh, yeah. And she determined that we did some testing and it was not, it's not Lyme disease. The bite, the bite did not convert into Lyme disease. But it was the tick. It was tick bite. Yeah. She thought it was the, That there were remnants of the tick

that I had not fully pulled out. Damn. Which is what sometimes happens. You got to get every piece out. Yeah. So did they get it out or did they just like... By that point, it had gone out, but then it was mildly infected. So that's what caused it. Have you guys heard of a bug? And I'm going to spell it. C-H-I-G-G-E-R. Yep. I've heard of them bug and I'm gonna spell it. C-H-I-G-G-E-R. Yep, I've heard of them.

Yeah. Jeremy Lin. Sorry. What are they? Spell it again. Spell it again for me, please. C-H-I-G-G-E-R. Oh, man. Nah, I'm not ringing any bells.

What do they do? They're like, they're at the beach. I'm always scared to even say it out loud. I don't know what they are, but you know... You can skip that one. Huh? Skip it. What do you mean? It's not a bug. Yes it is. No. You just ignore it.

Altogether. You just don't talk about it? Yeah. It is a thing though. Oh. Last thing. This, a thing, though. Oh, last thing. This, this, that bug. Barry bug. I watched a really weird movie last night.

I'm trying to watch The New York Times put out their 100 best movies of the 21st century. And they did the editors picks and then they did the readers picks. Yeah, I'm going off the readers picks because I thought that would be a little bit more. Isn't Mulholland Drive number two?

Number two and that's the one I watched last night. I've never seen it. Bro. Is it good? I don't know man. How is it number two? Have you seen it at least? It's the weirdest fucking movie.

I've seen it. You've seen it? Yeah. Really? Yes. Was it number two? No, I wouldn't say, I didn't love it, but I thought it was fine.

It was, it was a good- It was like weird. It's so weird and it didn't, it was so confusing, but I didn't lose interest, which I think is a testament. Yeah. It's all metaphorical about the Hollywood dream and the dark side of Hollywood. And there's all sorts of like-

Oh, is it like a La La Land situation? No, it's- It pisses me off. It's like blends reality versus dream. And man, super weird, but I guess I've never seen any movie like it. So that is speaking highly of it in some way. That's the one where she's like living in the guest house.

Yeah, she's staying at her aunt's apartment the whole time. It's... I don't know a thing about it. I actually think I might have missed the last like 30 minutes. I think I was like, I'm out. I can't. Now that I think about it, yeah. I don't know how much more that...

I can't say that you missed the point. I'm pretty sure I know the ending is kind of just, I don't want to spoil it. Don't say it, don't say it. But I know there is no ending. It's kind of just like, there's no clarity. You have to go on Reddit and stuff like that and read. And then it's like,

I love a movie like that. We had a visiting psychiatrist come in, who's written many books and this was their interpretation. I love a good two hour movie that you had to Google what it was about when you're done. Sure did. and by the way There's no consensus. No, no, no one else. No one knows. It is a completely they call it a Rorschach test of a movie where

It's like whatever you see is what it is and he pulled that off. It's David Lynch. Do you like him? Nor have I I thought I had. What else does he have? I've seen a couple of his. Blue Valentine? Blue Velvet, excuse me. So this is their top 10. Parasites number one. That's crack. That's deservedly the best movie. Bong Joon Ho. No Country for Old Men is number three. Amazing. Perfect. There Will Be Blood. also amazing, perfect.

Interstellar, good. I think it's a little overrated. No, I think it's overrated. I don't think it's overrated. That movie frustrates me. Yeah, I can see that. I think that movie is phenomenal. Dark Knight, number six, deserved.

Matt Mack's Fury Road, I think a little bit overrated. Oh, no man, I love that movie. I could watch that movie every six months and never get tired of it. I think I watched it on a plane one time and I was- You can't do that. Just scrolling halfway through. No way.

It's like, yeah, I get it, they're on the road. If they were talking Cormac McCarthy books. But then Spirited Aways number eight. I don't know anything about that. It's pretty good. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like the most probably the most famous anime movie ever. Not Akira. I don't, I'd say probably Spirited Aways as far as I'm concerned. Eternal Sunshine and then Spotless or Eternal Sunshine Social Network and Glorious Basterds are nine, 10, 11. And eternal sunshine and then spotless or eternal sunshine social network and glorious bastards are not 10 11

I would put social network higher social network get higher for sure and say within glorious bastards to be honest. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm Anyway, so that was what I did. That was my weekend round your your your My pit was my son threw up down my shirt somehow. Just down, I mean this is multiple times a day, I'll get thrown up more, but down my shirt was insane. Just as if I was lactating. Just, it was fucking insane. And I think, I guess that's my peak as well.

It was fantastic, nothing like it, and swapping was a fun one. I had a nice round of golf. I shot 77. That was good. That was probably my low round of the summer. Maybe I had 176. The farmer's market too. Is that one over? No, no, no.

The place I play is par 71, so six over. Three birdies. Not bad. One, 11, 18. We gotta have you guys doing a Breaking 100 series. Harry can break a hundred. Yeah, I think I can break a hundred. I'm talking bowling. I actually don't know if I can break a hundred, to be honest.

If I add it up, like all of the tops and the times I'm in the woods and shit. I might be pretty close to a hundred. If you play smart, like if you were coached through it and played to avoid danger, I think you could do it pretty easily. Yeah, I think if I literally just hit iron, eh, no, I kind of figured out my woods. We got about three weeks left until the member guest.

And I- The member guest and I. The member guest already happened. Well, that was the other, that was the old member guest. It's a different member guest. That's the guest member. And this one, so I asked the head golf pro, I said, how are we going to deal with handicap manipulation? Already getting ahead of it.

And he said, it's whatever the person's lowest handicap was for the month. And I don't think that that is going back far enough. I don't think so either. People are going to start smurfing. That's a big, that's smurfing at its finest. I, dude, there's a, there's a club, a buddy of mine was telling me about a member guest that he's playing in, in a place in New Jersey. I can't remember the club.

They take your lowest handicap from the year. So that to me is really... Because that can actually... You could go up a full point or two without cheating. Like you just stop playing or you get injured or you get the yips. Yeah. Whatever the fuck it is and you're still gonna be playing off when you were playing your best eight months prior. Yeah. So I mean if you play golf a lot I would assume like your best like playing your last year is probably pretty consistent with your best ever, right? Me? Like you? No, six years ago I was at my best.

I was significantly better. Really? Yeah, not significant. I got down to like a three something. Oh, I would assume for golf, it would just be, you just keep getting better. No, it's all about like how much you can consistently play. And if I'm just stringing together huge periods of time

where I'm really playing a lot and working on my game and like putting and stuff, then I'll be good. But I'm playing pretty well right now. What was happening six years ago? I know. You had that down to the day. Well I remember it was the first time I worked at Barstool. I was playing good golf.

You had a little ego boost? I don't know. You had an ego boost and it was reflecting in the golf game? I don't think that's what it was. Playing with confidence is good. Yeah. It's key. Anyway. Just driving at 400.

I could do anything. Let me get this blog out real quick. Sorry guys, new lifestyle. One of the four blogs that we wrote per day. Who did you beat in, who did you beat in Barcelo Idol the first time? Who was like the runner-up? It was a young guy who was I think, was the dude that cried a bunch? No, no, that was a different season. This guy had worked at a complex or something like that. He was more of someone who was good at galvanizing other personalities behind a decent idea. Whereas I was just doing stuff kind of by myself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were doing stuff? Yeah. Yeah. And he yeah, yeah. You were doing stuff? Yeah. And he was ron.com. Yeah. Well, why don't you do, you guys do a video, and you do all the work, and I'll just put it on my channel? His ideas were good.

And I think they realized that. But Dave, I'll never forget it, because they showed our final, it was down to me and this guy. It was the last day. And it had been an insane week. I mean, I was fucking terrified the whole time. I couldn't eat. I went from being, you know, basically an open mic'er to being on Facebook Live at the end of every day

in front of however many tens of thousands of people were watching this thing. And I remember it got down to me and this guy and we showed the videos that we'd made that day. And I remember Dave turning, Kevin was behind one shoulder and Big Cat was behind the other. And me and the other guy were sitting across the table and he was going to fire one of us. He's the other one, that's the winner. And Dave turned and said, what do you guys think? And Kevin was like, well, you know, they're both good. I mean, I think it really depends on like what we're looking for here at

Barstool, like, and Dave goes, Oh, Oh, I think it's an easy decision. I think he's clearly better pointed to me. And I was like, Oh, I think I'm gonna win a job. This is crazy. Yeah, that is pretty crazy. And then they gave it to me and that was fucking amazing. Yeah, I always forget that's how you got hired. That was awesome.

It was cool. I remember leaving the office that day and you were just kind of like holding court. Like you just were just like kind of regaling people of like how the week had been. It was very nice. It was just like you just were just like kind of regaling people of like how the week had been. It was very nice. It was just like you could see the like triumph in your body language. Yeah, there was a lot of relief. I was glad. And then, you know, shortly after that, things got horrible.

Well, you had a couple good rounds of golf in between. Yeah, sure did. Let's just say that. No, but I mean, like that first month was ridiculous. That was when I got in trouble for messaging the swimsuit models and asking them out, asking one of them out on a date. Is that not what we do here? I thought that that was kind of the bar school way. Yeah.

Anyway, so, fun stuff. And now you're here now. That feels like a lifetime ago. That was 2017 Eight years ago Harry was in middle school. Nope high school Really? Yeah I was I was going go with the complex guys funny We'll see you guys on Thursday.

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