Son of a Boy Dad - Frauds and Frauds | Son of a Boy Dad #154

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is December 4th. We have entered a new month, the wintertime. Goodness, we're knocking on 2024. We are knocking on 2024 and let me tell you, we have a lot of fun activities planned for 2024.

This show is going to take a big turn. Live streams. Yes. Concert reviews. podcast on roller coaster podcast on roller coasters this podcast is gonna hit the road and when i say hit the road it means we're gonna get mobile all we really need is this pod track p4 all we need is the highest speed internet known to man now dude spectrum fucking blows and i know that because i fucking downloaded the fortnight update and i'm supposed to have my download speed is supposed to be impeccable and it took 15 minutes and it shouldn't take that long for the new fortnight that's fucking wrong 15 minutes i know like coming from like i've had bad wi-fi i know when it's been like the fucking 17 hour download time

but i'm paying top dollar for this wi-fi and you can see where the router is placed and where the playstation is placed that i had that ethernet going straight into the console and it still took 15 minutes still took to see eminem's beautiful shining face too long dude despite what people are saying the new fortnight pretty fun what was eminem doing in it? I don't know. I think he's just in it. I didn't watch the big... He's a skin? Yeah, he's a skin in there. You can wear him.

You could be a white guy. Yep. Goddamn, that's the fucking dream. And Family Guy's in it. Peter Griffin's in it. Oh, fuck. That's a big one. I'll beat a chicken like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Me and my boys are still rocking the John Wick skins, though. Yeah. That's OG. You wouldn't know anything about that? Of course. I'm too young for that shit. That's big OG? Yeah.

I'm just a newbie in this fucking big, big nasty world. In this nasty world. I was just watching NinjaStream for it. He has three-minute ads. He's making billions of dollars off of it. Oh, really? Just three-minute ads? Yeah, three-minute ads. That's making billions of dollars off of it. Really? Just three-minute ads? Yeah, three-minute ads every ten minutes.

Do people hit you up about our ads constantly? I've heard one or two things about it as if we're in any control. No, but they get mad. I don't even think they're getting mad about the ads that we do on the podcast. They're getting mad about the YouTube ads.

What do you think i'm gonna do about that contact youtube and be like no more this company's got a vendetta against youtube anyway oh yeah i forgot youtube is the enemy youtube is the enemy i'm surprised streaming platform we will not speak of we should just be putting this on barstool.tv truth or vimeo we're big into video now yeah vimeo's next up i don't i don't understand why people were even trying to make vimeo a thing it was like the most impossible to interface for just like a little bit crispier of a video was it even crispier i only know vimeo because it was like people would i had to put like school projects on vimeo terrible i think it was for like indie films you'd put if

you made like a short yeah yeah yeah or like they probably had longer limits or some shit than YouTube. Speaking of your school projects. Something dumb as hell. Unfortunately, someone sent me your beats. Oh, my beats? They're fucking. They're flames. They're flames.

Yeah. Number five. Number five, the sample. I don't remember what it was. It was fucking sick. Dude, I was probably 13 or 12 when i made those they're good you might have been a prodigy you might have been baby mozart you might have been actually massachusetts mozart that's actually really funny that you bring that up because i

was i was i was thinking literally last night i was like i should probably take these down i was having a whole fucking existential crisis last night and i was like i can't be going by little sasquatch anymore dude it's so lame what made you think that i don't know i'm always thinking that but um so why don't you do it uh 2024 and just it's like an artificial start for something new that's the thing about making yourself private is that people want to find it because it's like a secret yeah and so if you just are like here here's my whole ass name and just start going by your name though you might get bookings and people are going to be like, who's got a Tuesday night show with Colin Turrell?

Yeah, but I think it would be... Just do it now. Yeah. I think I would probably start with just saying like, on like Billings or whatever it is, just say like Lil Sasquatch. AKA? Or AKA, yeah. That.

Harry AKA Lil Sasquatch? Yeah, something that harry harry aka little sasquatch yeah something like that i think that's fair you might as well just do it now instead of just uh instead of putting it off yeah that's what everyone tells me but people were saying that from the beginning it's it's fun yeah i mean i just didn't think it would ever matter but you have a bad name no it's more the more the pain in the ass is more just like going up at the stand. And it's like, I feel like I already, I feel like I'm like,

I, it's never a problem, but I feel like I'm coming up with a disadvantage, like right off the top. Cause everyone's like, who the fuck is this kid? Everyone's like, why does everyone else have normal names?

And then this guy's little Sasquatch. He has a gamer tag. Yeah, exactly. And they're like, and why is he white? We thought he was going to be black. Yeah. Little, little sasquatch at least put the t in like dave does yeah yeah little little sasquatch can get yeah you saw dave give you his flower give you

your flowers yeah i did that video was hilarious dude like how bad his connection was i know and also it is funny how people uh i feel like people are giving me too much credit for what we're doing here and don't understand how fucking simple this setup is it's not like uh it's not like fucking anyone that works at barstool couldn't do this as well it's just the fact like their setup is so complicated that i just brought it here and we just simplified it so there would be no like the only issue could be that like this one wire breaks but i think that's kind of dave's point like anyone should be able to do it yeah not that but but you do as evidenced by the beats that you're making you do have some technical proficiency like making beats heat that i was throwing around

the sample was crazy i don't even know what which one you're talking about number five was number five i don't know what number five is dude like the drum the drums that you picked whatever you were 12 years old but like the sample i don't think i was really making samples or drums i was making the beats like from scratch well i know the fifth one was a sample it was yeah it said sample on it it did yeah interesting you want me to find it i probably didn't even know what sample meant i probably saw other people using that and was like yeah i'll call this one a sample i don't think i knew how to sample songs this is definitely sampled because if you had made this music you actually are a prodigy i don't know if i knew yeah i think i did that no i had a computer i had a keyboard not like it's real violence dude that's where

the little sasquatch originates from i was supposed to be because i went through a big young chop phase yeah and i was getting big into young chop and i was like oh shit that's gonna be me i'm gonna be a producer we should do this like the cave like kenny beats the show that's what our live stream really should be you just make whip up a beat i whip up a 16 what if it sounded like this dude fire up the violin that was a dream that my parents got a hold of fast and shut that down they stomped it out that was one of the few things that i wanted to pursue in life my parents were like you're not good at this that's so whack of them wait that's so whack of them no they didn't but they were like they were like noticeably frustrated about it they were

like please like put headphones in or something like we can't listen to this anymore oh doing it in front of everybody i would just sit on my mom's computer and just fucking plug my little tiny keyboard in and that makes that makes more sense that's like me listening to my new dog just on a chew toy for 45 minutes. Just like, gah, gah, gah, gah. Yeah. So it's not like they were like, you can't do this. They were like, please stop subjecting me to your creative process. Yeah, it was that, and I think I was just pretty bad at it.

But if you were trying out anything for the first time in front of, like if you were lifting weights for the first time in the middle of the living room, they'd be like, go do this in the privacy of your own home. They should have just bought you some fucking sweet beats by Dre and let you vibe out. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. This is awesome. I'm happy we're talking about this.

I'm happy this isn't a live episode cause I'm definitely going to delete all of this shit as soon as, as soon as we stop recording. Oh yeah. Big time. That's a vulnerable, that's a vulnerable moment for me. I know. I can't imagine if any of my creative, anything I made creatively at 12 came out. My creative stuff didn't start coming out until I was 20.

Probably the same as you, honestly. Dude, there's videos of me lawn boarding somewhere out there on YouTube. I don't know where they are oh no bombing hills but i didn't even have like a gopro so it was like my fucking family's like vhs recorder like taped on my longboard which way is it facing out or in i think it might be facing in dude i think it might be right on my face. Oh, yeah. I think the feet angle I was pretty pumped about. But up your chin? Hey, dude, it was bad.

Oh, my God. That's terrifying. But, I mean, you were trying things out. Your parents should have stoked the creative flames. Yeah, I mean, they were never... They should have built you a fantasy factory, if we're being real. I know. They should have let me fucking explore my options. I know should have got you on your rob deer deck tip look at

that dog that dog is wearing a full-on fucking it looks like a romper paint yeah it looks like fucking oasis out there the old fucking adds that's why i'm i'm supposed to be in that seat this one yeah because no because my add while i it, is I can keep it a little bit more in check than you. Oh, you can control it a little better than I can? No, I tried to take my dog for a walk in a raincoat last night, and she fucking hated it. Oh, yeah. Dogs hate that shit. Dogs hate that.

They hate when you put shit on them, and they hate when you put the... We used to put... There was one winter in Massachusetts where it was was like fucking negative a thousand degrees outside and we we had to put those like mittens on them so that their paws wouldn't like freeze outside and they fucking hated that yeah but the ladies love it and it's really just it's just it's for the women yeah it really is for the women some people have good dogs who don't mind like my sister's dogs are very well trained and they put they fucking dress those things up what does well trained mean though they can just like suppress their anger about it they're just smoldering on the inside but they're a golden

retriever so they're like i have to have this personality yeah they won't bite you i'm so anxious that i have to live through this if we put one of those things on my dog he would fucking chew your limbs off he wouldn't He wouldn't rip it off? He would attack you? He would attack you for sure. Damn, what a nasty boy. Like ear infections. Your dog will get an ear infection at some point.

It might already have one. And then that's just the fucking... They hate the medication that you got to put in their ears. Oh, drops in the ear? Drops in the ear. It's like some cotton swab thing and you put it in their ear and they go fucking nuts that's and then they run away and they hide and then they come and then every time they see it they run away yeah that's so it's it's uh different

having a family dog i bet than having a dog where you have to get up at fucking 6 a.m every day with it oh yeah because we just let our dogs outside yeah that's awesome i wish so badly i could just let my dog outside yeah just open the apartment window or just dive out the window yeah luckily they're far too smart for that but uh it has me on like my back on my movie watching tip just i wake up at six in the morning every morning take the dog out it doesn't shit i bring back inside, put it in his crate for five minutes, fucking take it back outside. It does shit. And then we put on a movie until it falls asleep at 9 o'clock.

Damn. So you watched a movie this morning? I watched a full rap battle. I watched Kichigata against Easy the Block Captain. Damn. Spin the block. They're going to come through. That's crazy.

Every day, though. I'm watching like... Dude, you got gotta just go back to bed i can't that's crazy so you've been up since six every day so what do you what have you done today it's like the fucking night time for you right now i know it basically is which makes me think that francis is off though because he'll he's on the same type of schedule and by this time of day he's oh yeah but francis needs his fucking beauty sleep i know francis has been talking to me about doing like he's been doing like late spots at the cellar and he's like i am dude this is destroying my life i'm like dude my spots this weekend on saturday my spots were 12 15 and 1 15 a.m i showered for the first time of the day at 11 30 p.m oh my god and then went out damn who are you performing for the fucking rats and trash workers no i closed out the 11 show

which was actually uh it was sold out and then i did the downstairs midnight show which was pretty fun at what time 1 15 in the morning oh my god i came home and i played video games until when because now you're on now you have to keep up not late you're not just gonna do your comedy you're riding that fucking high oh yeah 100 dude on paper like it wasn't but on paper this was the greatest weekend of my entire life why you didn't do anything no i did every single thing that i enjoy doing talk me through it uh i did stand up i did four shows the best creative pursuit the best creative pursuit i played fortnight video games and i went fishing

on saturday where the fuck did you fish central park with tucker carlson no i fished in new jersey really yeah i rented a zip car and i drove out there what yeah that's enterprising yeah how was it where'd you go in new jersey uh find a good spot yeah this place called ken lockwood gorge and it was actually uh surprisingly busy it didn't catch anything no one caught anything that made me feel better about myself who were you with myself but it was packed there was like probably like 10 people fly fishing out there really and we all were chopping it up any luck nah anything biting out there today anything biting what are you guys throwing a couple chubbies the names of the fucking flies are insane i was throwing i was throwing uh woolly buggers where do you buy them from i went to

orvis so you stopped on the way down i went to orvis on friday because you knew because i knew i was going because i had a bad friday was a rough day friday i it was one of those days where i just didn't move and then i went and did the shows and i was like i might kill myself yeah that's gonna put you in a bad spot yeah yeah that's gonna put you in a terrible fucking uh or you just have to put yourself into discomfort at some time yeah even if it's renting a zip car. Just the frustration of renting a zip car. Yeah. Sundays I cannot. Yesterday I didn't move at all. But I felt fine. That's the holy day.

That's the holy day. It's the day of rest. It's the day of the Lord and ball. Exactly. So I didn't mind that. But on Friday when you Friday. Yeah. It's almost like you need a job just to. Yeah. Like pick up a shift at chipotle or something just be like i earned sitting down just pick up a shift at chipotle give everybody double

meat for free for two weeks and then get fired yeah ignominious end to an illustrious career yeah so you went out to hank lockwood gorge yeah hank lockwood gorge hank was out there whipping fucking they had uh taco bell baits that they were throwing out there that's fucking sick it was fun how'd you find the spot obviously you just googled it yeah i googled it um but it was there was no fish i got some bites early so i got out there around like 10 and then i got some bites and uh and then i switched flies and then i never got any more bites and then i went back to the original fly i still didn't get anything but then people were coming up to me and they were like any luck and i was like no and they were like dude i know right

it's fucking crazy but it was still fun i mean it was nice being out there and it's all just lone men guys who are staving there was there was like some groups of two but mostly just solo solo all men all men of course obviously yeah or just like when it's two support groups but this is just guys staving off um school shooting and serial killing no no no i think it's mostly it was mostly old men trying to get away from their like wives of 40 years. Ah, yeah. Guys who aren't golfers. Yes, exactly.

That makes sense. Or golfers who it's, it's the off season. So they got to fish a little bit. Yeah. But, uh, that, yeah, I mean, it was fun. It was a good time. What are you doing when you're out there? Are you listening to a podcast or are you listening to music or you have cans on?

You have fucking, or just you and mother nature. Just me and mother nature. Listen to the water. Yeah. Probably. It's probably pretty meditative. It was. It was honestly surprising that there's a river that like nice and big in, it was, dude, it's

like 40 minutes away from the city. Yeah. You can get out of the city pretty fast if you want to. Yeah, you can get out of the city pretty fast if you want to. And Jersey is, despite its scumbag armpit of America reputation, there's good wildlife in Jersey. Dude, when we went to do Most Dangerous Game Show and we drove back, I think when I drove Mike back, and I think, dude, when we were driving, I was all through New Jersey, and I was like, dude, this is beautiful. I was like, I did not expect this at all from Jersey. Yeah, itaculate and there's a massive bear population what black bears yeah i think so yeah that makes sense or like one of the maybe the highest bear

actually i shouldn't say this i'll get fucking that just can't be true any high bear population yeah it's gotta be like wyoming or montana that is the highest. Or Alaska, obviously. Jersey bear population. So there's 3,000 bears. That's a lot of bears. If it's not the highest, you still have to respect that there's 3,158 bears. In New Jersey? Yeah, that's a shit ton of bears.

That's a ton of fucking bears. Well, look up how many bears there are in Montana. It's a shit ton of bears that's a ton of fucking bears we'll look up how many how many bears they're in like montana it's gotta be fucking i'm gonna go with 10 000 now that's a way too high there were 330 bears killed in in new jersey this past year this year's harvest was 330 bears they're calling it a harvest what the fuck is it bears that get like too close to civilization is this burly guys picked up at gay bars this can't be the same with 19 reported killed on saturday in the rain this is october 16th 2023 what the fuck killed 19 bears in one day i can't feel good killing a bear are people even eating bear meat like that is that what they're doing it for they're hunting bears the highest daily take was last monday with 105 bears last monday they killed 105 bears

october 16th so this is in october what the fuck, dude? And it's archers, they're saying. People are killing bears with bows and arrows like it's fucking some kind of extreme summer camp. I'm surprised a bow and arrow can even fucking pierce a bear's skin. I'd imagine a bear's skin is like this thick. I know. And well, I guess some bears are tiny, like

the ones that pull up on a have you seen the video of the bear going to a campsite and like it's like a Latina mother with her kid and she's just covering his eyes and the bear just goes through all of their plunchables basically? No, I haven't seen that. They don't do shit. They're just dead still.

Is it a black bear? Yeah, it's one of the tiny ones. The black bears seem... I think they're pretty harmless. Yeah. I think all you gotta do is just yell at them. Hey, bear. Hey, bear. And they'll die hey bear you just say hey bear and they drop dead yeah it's the easiest way to kill a black bear in new jersey that's so nuts that people are just bow and arrowing bears to death in new jersey yeah i don't like that at all in mad lib that's fucking horrifying if i was a bear i'd be pissed dude i'd be a piss if i was a bear in new jersey period when fucking wyoming

and montana exist paulie d's like yeah on the way to the shore oh man imagine if the cast of jersey shore got mauled by a fucking bear yeah like or like a brawl that'll be hilarious they just fucking snooki beats the fuck out of a bear well dude we're planning a trip out to wyoming for the summer and uh who's that me you bow and uh me bow man nate and we're and me and then you yeah and we're we're we got it we're getting straps no you're not ready to hold you're not ready for a gun but bo's already got the 12 gauge so he's gonna get a 10 millimeter pistol as well he's gonna fly with it no he lives in colorado and so he's gonna drive there yeah flying to colorado and he's blind well they just issue those oh yeah 100 in colorado you just with your

newspaper in the morning it just comes with a bagged up 12 gauge that like smacks on your driveway he called me today this morning and he said uh talking about his shoddy no he's on his way to kenya right now and he said uh can you call delta and let them tell them to let me into the delta lounge can you call delta and i said that is definitely not a thing i said i who am i gonna call what yo my bro is trying to get in he thinks delta's like delta sick i know dude he thinks it's a frat yo my boy's a my boy's a brother at delta what the fuck does he think delta is i don't know i don't know what he was expecting no one can get into delta right now.

No one's getting in. Into the lounge? Yeah. Why? They're shutting it down? Yes. It's like harder to get into than like the fucking Illuminati these days. No way.

Someone like taps you on the shoulder. You're like, you've been approved for Delta this year. Oh, dude. It's fucking brutal. But did you, speaking of frats, did you seexas frat killed the the what is it what was it the lawn horn yeah i mean it's two agriculture frats yeah that have been beefing with one another like farmhouse and some other agriculture frat and uh they said that it's not like they killed it for that purpose like one of the one, one of the brothers, their grandparents owned land.

And so they already had to kill this steer. And so they just brought the body and left it at the other, at the other frats, like front lawn or whatever. And the other one, since they've been going back and forth was like, yeah, we're not even going to give them up because we feel responsible because we've been doing so much fucking nasty shit to them. There's these frats at at these colleges i don't know i don't know if i believe it you think that they they like uh went to a farm and like why

would they have to kill a longhorn maybe it was sick or it was old or and it just happened to line up with the exact same day that they were playing the longhorns they're like oh well this is a good coincidence this is lucky we have to share in the good fortune with that. And then they shot it and then brought it to their fraternity. It's so, it is barbaric. Yeah. It's fucking, dude, that video of it was like horrifying. I only saw still photos.

I didn't see the video. Yeah. It was so, the horns were so long. And they're picking up the head and they're like looking at it. Oh. There was a, there's frats like that at penn state oh i'm sure like uh i think on like the west of campus and some of our buddies lived out there we would go to parties there and i think coming back one night everybody was walking back towards the

the center of campus or to where we lived walking across their lawns and like people were like there it was like the typical collegiate machismo where dudes were out on the front lawn, be like the fuck off our lawn. Yeah, we'll see. And then just one of the dudes came out with a fucking shotgun. It was like, oh, it's like, what the fuck? These college farmhouse frats or these college like that's agriculture frats are are just a whole different breed than like the regular frat bros who are trying to roofie chicks and listen to TS though. Yeah. I mean,

but is that a big thing? Does like do, do guns and frat culture go hand in hand? Because one of my friends who went to Ole Miss, Bo, he, he, he,

he said that like, I remember him sending me like screenshots of their group chat and it would be like, dude's being like, just pick this up. And it was like a fucking bazooka. And they'd be like sending in their and they all had guns but i guess that might just be old miss what the fuck but i guess if no at penn state there was another story at penn state like there was like a brawl in the basement and fucking some dude pulled out a gun no someone pulled out a gun and fucking mike wallace uh he like he disarmed him he attacked the gunman no way yeah that's

crazy push them up that's insane there's no reason to be doing that that's the guy's not gonna kill anybody unless he like accidentally does when they attack him with his gun yeah exactly that's i don't know i don't think i'm ever charging anyone with a gun it's insane i said like 13 reasons why when the dude is he's gonna like shoot up the school and like one of them the one of the kids i've only seen the clip i've never watched the show but he like grabs the barrel of the gun and like moves it to the side like one of those fucking scuba divers when they like grab the nose of the shark just guide them away just do a keto on it you don't have to do this right now you don't have to bite me shark if they just try that in jaws have you watched uh in the there's a scene in the pacific where i

haven't dude have you watched it i'm like uh 90 done really i've i watched the first episode and then i i it was good it was great but i've heard that it's like four episodes of the show are like a love story that that's that's that's what mike feeney was telling me it's just as good people are just hating mike feeney mike feeney told me it was mid as hell mike feeney might be mid as hell no no no no that's i mean he's just he's 100% wrong think that is mid well if you think that the story of our soldiers who went to fucking iwo jima guadalcanal fucking fucking... It looked good. But I will say the one thing I didn't like, I really enjoyed the training scenes in Band of Brothers.

Good news, there's training in this one as well. Really? Yes, brother. In this one, I only watched the first episode again, but they were going straight out to war. Well, there's training later on. Oh, okay. Luckily, they're sending tons and tons of new boots out there. Yeah, true.

They got to get right with their gunny. But there's an older Japanese woman who has her gut spilling out. And she just like, the guy comes in with the gun. She just like beckons him with her finger. Oh. And like puts the gun basically in her mouth. It's like, kill me. Kill me.

Kill me. Oh oh kill me oh kill me shout out to our japanese listeners to our japanese listeners shout out to our our listeners out in okinawa we stand with you what they did to hiroshima was not cool a letter to america from emperor hirohito someone's got to speak up on this shit we found some old letters from hirohito and actually fucking pearl harbor makes a lot of sense now that you think about it it was actually pretty fucking dope have you seen people uh talk about that building 432 it's like that it's like they call it the ugliest building in new york it's just this straight up and down super tall uh like it's it's like they call it the ugliest building in New York. It's just this straight up and down tall. The super tall one.

It's just a completely uniform building that looks exactly like... It's the one by Central Park. Yes, exactly. That skinny-ass one. It's on Billionaire's Row. It's just straight up and down. See, they're right. People say it's the ugliest building in the city.

When I moved to the city, that was the first thing that I was like, what the fuck is that? Well, that looks exactly like the World Trade Towers. It's just like a uniform, straight up and down building. Are we talking about the same building? I'm talking about the one that's really skinny. Yep, just like the World Trade Centers. Except for they had lines up and down.

What do you mean? It doesn't look anything like the World Trade Centers. It's just a uniform box building that goes straight up and down it like it like changes at the top i don't think so we might be talking about two different buildings then because there's two of those little skinny ones i think we're talking about two different ones you know they remade the twin towers though there's there are twin towers where in koala lampur no dude i have a picture of them i'll have to search for it but i mean dude 432 park condominiums do you have a picture i'm gonna need to see some photo evidence here brother this one yeah i'm talking about a different one okay well that one does that not look like a single world trade tower it does and people like, that building's ugly as fuck.

Dude, let me show you these buildings. They fucking, what the hell are these? Oh, yeah, those shiny ass, reflective ass buildings. No, I was talking about this guy right here. The sharp, oh, yeah, yeah. You were talking about that one. Is that the same one? Yeah, that. I think that's a whole different one dude there's not another building in new york that sat tall

on that alone in the city that i feel like that would just give me the willies being in there i get the willies looking out like this second story window i think those buildings are all empty they gotta be i think they are the chinese just bought them up yeah or like it'll be a tiktok and someone being like they're asking 190 million dollars for this 5 000 square foot apartment yeah that shit sucks dude there was a fuck i there was a video that i saw yesterday oh it was there was this video of some some girl like on instagram reels that came up and she was like my new apartment and i think she was like an only fans girl or something and it was like the craziest view i've ever seen in new york city and then all the comments they're just so like so

wrong they're like they're like yeah and what's that like three thousand dollars a month as in like that's expensive and i'm like dude that's like twenty thousand dollars a month for that apartment yeah three thousand dollars a month will like get you the bottom floor of something you have to walk up to it was literally like it had it was like a 360 view of like brooklyn the hudson the central park like you're like on top of the city and people are like yeah that's got to be what, like $3,000? Yeah, I guess that's cool if you like paying $3,000. Yeah, come to fucking Indianapolis. Get double the amount of space for only $700.

Dude, well, one of my hobbies is going on Zillow and somehow I get Zillow notifications for Montana. I don't know how it happened. How many emails do you get from Zillow a day a billion ten thousand i get like push notifications like more more than i get text messages from people i know and love it's and they're shoving it down my throat it's insane fucking montana's not that cheap either oh no montana's like ridiculously expensive i'm looking at montana and i'm like wait this is like it's it is literally like over three thousand dollars for like your your view is like the tundra yeah your view is like just across the street at another ugly ass montana house i can't believe that montana is that expensive dude i was looking

at airbnbs out there just like this was like a while ago and they were they were dude they were like my rent it's nuts for like a like a weekend and they're not even that nice did some of them oh were they some of them are nice yeah some of them i mean sometimes some airbnbs i'm like what the fuck am i what am i paying for for this this amount it's like uh one of my buddies mike is about to uh be uh or he's engaged to be married so we're starting to plan his bachelor party i'm looking at airbnbs in colorado oh yeah and where in colorado uh we're gonna try to go to red rocks we're gonna try and uh do red rocks for the bachelor party well we're going to go to a concert yeah red rocks is not that far from denver yeah so probably somewhere around denver but we're gonna try but but i think

the airbnb situation uh well the the best airbnbs are super expensive and the expensive Airbnb are not that good. Yeah. I don't know much about Colorado, but if you're trying to like get a cool Airbnb, like out in the mountains and stuff, boulders right in the middle, like it's not in the big,

it's not in like the fucking huge mountains, but there's boulders, a pretty nice area. I like Boulder. I went hiking out there. Yeah. Yeah. I went to one of the best restaurants in my life in boulder three stars michelin on bluff you could see all

of the fucking like valley of yeah boulder and denver yeah boulder's nice boulder's nice i wouldn't mind going up to boulder that's where jack crack hour lives who the fuck is that i think that's the dude that wrote into the wild jack kerouac now that's jack kerouac i think it's jack wait jack kerouac is jack kerouac jack kerouac wrote on the road i think jack krakauer wrote into the wild and he wrote that show with andrew garfield the fucking mormon show under the banner of heaven i thought oh yeah jack krakauer and he wrote uh that everest book that i read i thought his ass died in the wild no it's not it's not I read. I thought his ass died in the wild. No, it's not the fucking dude.

I thought his ass died on a fucking school bus trying to burn money. No, that story's crazy. Super Trent? Yeah. What was that guy's name? Alexander Super Trent? Yeah. Wasn't that his name?

I have no idea. You could have said any name. The movie was sick when it came out, though. The movie's a great movie. It's pretty sad. Yeah yeah it's a pretty devastating movie if you re-watch it yeah because it's like the yeah you want to get off the grid i think i was in college when it came out and i was like fuck yes get off the fucking grid leave my fucking toyota camera here yeah there was a hot phase in my life which i guess wasn't even that long ago it was probably two years ago when those books and movies destroyed my life for a minute why because i was like yeah i'm gonna move to the woods and be a poet dude i literally it was like i got to get out to denver and write i was like about what i was like my like i was reading like charles

bukowski and i was like yeah i should probably start drinking way more and writing at night. Yeah. And then I would try and write and I would be like, the couch had a crevice in it. Like it would just be like bullshit. I was sucked into the crack of the couch. Yeah. Like the universe drawing me into its pit. Yeah.

If that shit ever got out, I would actually kill myself. Poetry is gayer than having a penis in your mouth and sucking it to completion. I tried to write poetry for like a hot month. Really? Oh, yeah. I need to find it. And I would like send it to my friends and they'd be like, dude, that's good. It was truly one of the more embarrassing times of my life.

I mean, low key battle raps are just two men screaming poems at each other. No, that's way cooler. But it's truly one of the more embarrassing times of my life i mean low-key battle raps are just two men screaming poems at each other that's way cooler but it's not that well it's cooler it's not that much if you didn't if you didn't succeed in it the way that you did it would have been a lot more late oh yeah i would have never had any i've never had any career if you never won king of the dot we probably wouldn't be doing this podcast if i had never won if i like had lost rap battles off the beginning, I'd be working at JG Wentworth. I'd be like, 877, need cash now.

Let's restructure your settlement. Oh, man. You have a structured settlement and you need cash now? Call me at JG Wentworth. I think I got a lot of shit online that I got to erase forever. Yeah, I see the wheels turning in there. I'm just thinking about all the shit that I think I got a lot of shit online that I got to erase forever. Yeah. I see the wheels turning in there. I'm just thinking about all the shit that I think I uploaded when I was a child. Like probably like videos of me like shooting hockey pucks into like on like the driveway.

That's just dope. No. That's just kind of dope. Oh, dude. What a blessing that I didn't have. The internet. I mean, I had the internet, but I didn't have like a... I wasn't recording my every waking moment at that time.

Didn't have a camera phone until... I think I was... Out of college. Yeah. That's rough. I mean, it fucking saved my life. Yeah. Imagine if I was going through what you're going through right now.

The nasty stuff i would have been saying in my fucking edgelord like yeah mid-teens bro outside of a fucking wawa in haverstown pennsylvania just firing off tweets eating like a fucking spicy chicken sandwich drinking a tea cooler waiting to go to edgley and drink beers the fucking nasty shit i would say trying to impress my friends with my shaved head dude when i was writing poetry that was when i had my shaved head please tell me a little bit of your poetry i don't know i don't remember any of it what were some of the words or themes that you used dude it was just all me just doing like just like word for word just copying charles mckowski and jack kerouac being and like not realizing that those

are two of the most famous authors of all time and being like, yeah, I'm one of the few that have read these books. And now I don't read. Sometimes you just gotta be... That was one of those things that you're like, this is probably... Reading for me in the long run is not good for me. I'm influenced.

I'm influenced too easily. You're a grind set guy now. You don't read books. You're like Michael Rubin, basically you fucking uh work 17 hours a day haven't read a book since you were 19 and you're fucking free at last i wonder if i'm gonna look back on myself right now and be like man i sucked probably but right now i feel like i'm pretty normal but i do that was that was not long ago and i was in a fucking i was a lunatic i think when you get way better at stand-up uh like when you're like selling out theaters and stuff like that i think you're gonna be like man i sucked at stand-up then yeah but that's that's kind of i mean i could listen to a set from last week and

be like i suck really yeah damn bro my first rap battle went crazy yeah that's different though i feel like that's different because you got to be good already to do it yeah there's no like open mics i wish i i mean it'd be funny if there was there's no like there's no like no judgment like judgment free open mics yeah you're just getting there's someone's being real nasty to you right off some dude with a very flat brim on his hat being real nasty to you off the fucking rip dude i remember when i was re-watching your old like your really old rap battles like the what was the what was the really old uh like channel that you used to do grind time grind time yeah and i remember like you you looked pretty normal you did have a little bit of like wigger attitude to you. But then I,

but then I, but then I saw Mike Wallace in the background and my jaw fell to the floor. I was like, no way. Is that Mike? What was he? What was he wearing? Dude,

fucking like shorts that were pretty much like capris, like down, like there was like this much space between the end of the shorts and the top of his foot and then like the like like the fucking like cookie monster zoomies flat brim hat yeah the cookie monsters hats for everybody or the elmo you have a cookie monster or the elmo but simultaneously and i remember seeing that and being like there's no fucking way i feel like i i'm pretty proud of myself of how I dress. Cause I dressed like, like I wore like dad hats when, but they weren't cool at all.

I wore like soccer jerseys, shorts like that weren't super baggy or like I was wearing sweatpants and I get clowned. They'd be like, you think fucking you're sweet cause you're wearing sweatpants. Yeah. But you definitely, yours looking back on them are not that bad yeah it's just normal just a little bit it's your hype crew up to say your crew was rough but the rest of my opponents were rough too yeah oh yeah everybody was rough that must have been nuts dude going into rap battling and being like all like the dude that you went in

that first one who just you just started freestyling at the end. Who was that? Illegal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh dude. It was bad. Was that your first rap battle?

Uh, yeah, that was my first, like I did like a freestyle one before that. Yeah. Um, that was your first like competition. That was my first one where I was like booked and on a flyer to go there that day. And that dude hadn't, he had like one, like like one what is it one segment what are they called like a bar one good bar no because you like go on and off one verse yeah and then like the next two rounds he was just like i spit it i live in it like just like he was like your shirt is long burgundy i bet your mom's heard of me like burgundy that's actually kind of dope no but he was literally

just freestyling at the end because he just chalked it up as a loss. It's like when they throw the fucking Zappi in the NFL and they're like, we already lost. Oh, yeah, yeah. Big time. It's like, that's Trevor Simien. Yeah, yeah. He put himself in for mop-up duty. I see what I could come up with off the top.

It was rolling the dice. You're like, maybe i'll just be really fucking good at freestyling and have no idea my first one was supposed to be on my 21st birthday and that dude didn't show up that day so i was like i'm gonna fuck this guy up and then uh one month later was the actual first one damn it was fucking uh i probably would have lost on my 21st birthday because i was so hung over. I went out in Rockaway Beach to like circle fucking whatever the bar is in Rockaway Beach and was just like

blasted. Like I think I like fell off of like the front steps of the bar and just like smacked my face on the ground. I was like destroyed. That's brutal. If you booze, you lose, dude. Are you off the sauce? Still, yeah. Two weeks. Not quite, yo yo like 12 days

look in your eye to see if i if i see any bloodshotness or fucking uh you're not gonna find that here brother or lies you're not gonna find any if i detect any if you look to the left that means your brain is the true test will be louisville this weekend which is a good good reminder to buy tickets yeah go to go get tickets to see me in louisville this weekend. Which is a good reminder to buy tickets. Yeah, go get tickets to see me in Louisville this weekend. Should we smash an ad, too, to pair with that? Yeah. But yeah, I'm going to be

in Louisville this weekend, and plenty of tickets left for that. Perfect. But they're going fast. Let me tell you, they are fucking flying off the shelves. The ones that are going are going fast going fast let me tell you they are fucking flying the ones that are going are going fast louisville if you're if you go to if you're a student at the university or if you're over in fucking at uk man anywhere in the midwest yeah if you're anywhere in the midwest just make the trip down to louisville it'll be a night that you will never forget

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Cannot wait to get out to Louisville Francis was in Toronto this weekend. He's sick. So so he's that's why he's not here but he uh he like called me in a panic yeah he told me about this i still don't understand what how that worked he got to the airport was about to board his flight didn't have his passport yeah so he's like can you go to the front desk of our building get the spare key go out to my apartment find my passport put it in a cab send it to the airport and like a fuck but i don't understand how that so you ordered an uber yeah and you just said hey take this passport and i put it in a bag and i said somebody's gonna meet up with you and it was a guy who did not speak a word of english he was fine with that he didn't care i feel like if i was an uber driver be like what the fuck are you talking about you're just sending me

to the airport with a rogue bag i've done that i mean i showed him the passport i like explained it to him and he didn't understand english so i just shouted and explained it even louder passport airport you go basically i was just screaming at him and just put it in a grocery bag and sent it along the way. It was not hard for me, but Francis was very appreciative. And I'm going to have to hold that thing over him for quite some time. He was texting me about it the whole time. What was he saying? I don't know.

I was asleep. Was he like, Roan, save my fucking bacon? My Canadian bacon? He was like, Roan got an Uber. I thought you went to the airport. Yeah. No, I didn't know. I was asleep. Was he like, Roan, save my fucking bacon? My Canadian bacon? Roan got an Uber and I thought you went to the airport. Yeah. No, I didn't. Did you, like, was his idea to, like, have you just send it

in an Uber? Uh, I mean, that was his idea, but that would have been my idea, too. Like, I wasn't gonna just go to the airport. I wasn't going to the airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. But I think he, like, booked a later flight. But he's like, airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. But I think he booked a later flight. But he's like, you saved me, whatever, however many thousands of dollars. This was like a massive favor for me.

And it's like, I feel like if he was moving his flight to later, he could have just... Gone home? Yeah, and came back. Yeah, it would have been pretty easy. He lives, you know... Not that far. Half an hour from LGA. From LGA.

Yeah. That's how I fucking call it myself dude when i so i so when i went fishing this weekend i went out to jersey 40 minutes there start heading back around like 4 30 and it says uh it's gonna take like an hour and a half to get home which i expected because i'm gonna have to go through the holland tunnel so i come i come back to my apartment before dropping off the car and i'm dropping the car off like literally like a half a mile away like right down uh eighth ave and doxxed yeah i don't care and um because i'm like i don't want to have to carry all my fly fishing shit back down the street after I dropped the car off. So I parked the car right here, bring my stuff in, go back out to the car.

I'm driving down the directions. They're giving me the, I go down this street that's like right next to the street that's entering the Holland tunnel. And I just came from the Holland tunnel. And the street that I go down is closed, but there's no indication that the street is closed. Like there's no sign. There's nothing. And then you just get to the end and there's just two cop cars just parked there.

I know exactly what you're talking about. So me and probably four other cars are like lined up. And they're all, some dude gets out of the car in front of me. He's like, you got to back up. And I'm like, well, we're backing up into traffic and the only other lane that we can go into is going into the holland tunnel so i'm like i'm not and i'm like i'm not going i'm like it just took me an hour to get through there i'm not going in and then turning around and going back i'm like that will take me two hours to do damn Damn. So we're sitting there.

People are turning around and going back. This Latino dude turns around, and he comes up to my car, and he rolls the window down. He's like, bro. He's like, I'm just going to go straight through the construction cones. You guys can follow me if you want. Dude, this guy takes his car and just barrels through the cones really dude there's like construction workers everywhere cops everywhere he just and just slams through the cones and then we all just fucking fly we're all following him the construction workers are like streets closed

and we're all like fuck you guys it was awesome dude this dude just led the charge completely and we all just fucking fly through the cones and then we're all just these construction workers and we're all just flying through and then it was just like my fucking heart's beating out of my chest it was awesome dude it was a great feeling it was like we all fucking united together we all banded together and we were like dude i'm not going in the Holland Tunnel. Fuck that. Because the construction workers are very liberal with where they put their fucking cones. Exactly, yeah.

They'll like park in like a no parking zone with a fucking cone right on top of their car. Oh, yeah. And sit there and chain smoke blunts. Yeah, they weren't doing shit. Construction workers are the highest individuals on earth. Dude, it was crazy. I would never have done... If it was just me there, I'd be like, fuck, I guess I'm going on the Holland Tunnel for another two hours.

That would have been hell. This dude literally rolled his window down. He was like, bro, I don't give a fuck. He's like, I'm going straight through the cones. Follow me. What was his thinking behind that? I don't know. He had a girl in his car, and I think he was trying to impress her.

But it probably worked dude i've been getting a uh like twitter has has reopened the death algorithm for me the what like the death algorithm of just like closed circuit tv shootings but one of the deaths that i saw was just a guy with a girl filming in his car and somebody like had stolen drugs from him and he's like watch this babe fucking just guns his car and just like drills somebody in the middle of the street power move she's just like filming she's like oh my

god why did you do that you're crazy you're fucking crazy that's so hot let me suck you off right now this This is annoying. What are you seeing? I'm just hearing someone using a leaf blower and that just can't be.

Why are you leaf blowing right now? There's no leaves. All of the leaves have fallen. It's the middle of the winter. All right. Shaq Leonard signing with the Eagles. I was just getting a ton of fucking messages about the fucking birds. Well, yeah, you guys need Shaq Leonard signing with the Eagles. I was just getting a ton of fucking messages about the fucking birds. Well, yeah, you guys need Shaq Leonard now.

Dude, yesterday was not a good day at ball. I'll be the first to say it. I agree with that. The Patriots are unbelievably bad. Yeah, they're abysmal. Dude, I was talking to my dad. I genuinely think that Alabama or Georgia would have a good chance beating the Patriots. Georgia didn't even make the playoff, bro. Yeah better than alabama everyone knows that are they then why didn't they beat alabama the college football playoff

shit is so stupid speak your mind on it this will get us some clicks this will get us some good engagement i don't want i don't i don't know enough about it to speak my mind on it i just think it's stupid that like they just gather up and they're like okay who do we want in the playoffs rather than being like all right florida state is undefeated they're in the playoffs but their quarterback is hurt yeah but that would never happen in the nfl like if jalen hurts got hurt after winning the fucking the league they wouldn't be like all right they're not making the playoffs because we don't because we're not gonna no one's gonna watch if jalen hurts isn't in it yeah that would never happen it's a record what's the point of playing the entire they should

just play one game and then do the playoffs. I mean, if they're going to judge it based on like, well, these are the teams that are good. The only conferences that matter, though, are Big Ten and the SEC. What about the other one? Pac... Yeah, I don't even think they matter. Everybody's leaving them. Yeah, isn't that over?

Pac-12? Yeah, it's over. And USC and Washington are joining the, or who is it, UCLA? Whatever the fuck. They're joining the other conferences. What about Oregon? They're all breaking up. They're all joining the other conferences.

That's interesting. What are they doing next year? They said it's going to be what, eight teams? 12 teams? That'll be good. Yeah, that'll be sweet. Because then Penn State's going to get in. Yeah.

If there's 12 teams, that means State is part of it. But why, like, it's just, is is i i'm not a big like i'm new to ball so i don't know a ton but like is humble that's very humble of you are there usually this many teams that are that good qualifying to be in the playoffs it feels like like oregon not being in it it's crazy george not being in it's crazy florida state not being in it this crazy there's always going to be bubble teams there's always teams that's like no matter how many teams there are like with the ncaa tournament there's 68 teams that get in the 69th team people are always like well why didn't they get in yeah so with the 12 teams next year like top 12 teams are going to get in and there's going to be 13 teams like why the fuck didn't they get in so no

matter who it is you know this is a better system than they had before they should just go to a straight playoff though they should just have like the big boys have a set schedule where everybody plays the same amount of games and then you have a pretty hard record everybody makes it into the playoffs yeah like like the nfl yeah i mean that would make sense but i mean dude even the nfl playoffs this year like since the eagles probably aren't going to make anymore, it's going to be a fucking shit show. Like who's going to be in the like. That was a ghost. So the Bills aren't going to make the playoffs.

Right. The Bengals aren't going to make the playoffs. Eagles aren't going to make the playoffs. Eagles aren't going to make the playoffs. So what's the Super Bowl going to be? It's going to be like the Seahawks versus the 49ers. Yeah, Seahawks 49ers. going to be? It's going to be like the Seahawks versus the 49ers? Yeah, Seahawks 49ers. I mean, dude, the Eagles

game, was that not hard to watch for you? Yeah, dude. It was disgusting. I was very close to taking my anger out on you, my brother. Dude, that reminded me of when Colorado played Oregon and Colorado showed up and they were like stomping on the O and shit and then it was just like 40 to 0. That was like stomping on the O and shit, and then it was just like 40-0. That was like shit talk of the century from every, like A.J. Brown's getting in dudes' faces. You guys got that fucking buffoon Dom on the sidelines throwing hands with players.

You can't be doing that. How's he a buffoon? Dude, the Eagles, it's full of thugs. What are you talking about? You guys are thugs. The 49ers are the thugs. Dude, the 49ers are unbelievable. They're good at football, but they're still thugs. don't think they are they got a lot of respect because the 49ers have a

white quarterback i understand why you're saying they got a couple they got a couple whites on their team i see yes they have a white quarterback white running back so now now the eagles are the thugs they have black quarterback but is that kind of i think it was kind of was that kind of a slap in the face that uh that debo samuel the fucking shiesty after you guys just banned them the day before? I think that was a planned move. We should have arrested him on the spot. I'm sure you guys would like that. I would have loved it.

See another brother behind bars. I just figured out why you're salty. Why? Because I fucking smoked you in fantasy this week. No, that was a given. You know I got fucked by the fucking auto draft auto drafts i couldn't figure out how to break free from the shackles of the auto draft and i didn't even start i drafted two wide receivers first i didn't even start my entire team is the bills so my whole team was on by i had to fucking drop 100 people

and pick up and then fucking minshu suddenly decides to be a good quarterback the one day I put him on the bench. I just, I unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately I didn't start most of my great guys and I'm still putting up league highs and points. I'm still putting up most points in the entire league, most wins in the entire league. I'm smoking everybody. You found yourself across from it. So now you're texting me on the side being like, oh,'t the eagles doing good i wasn't still the number one seat

i wasn't texting you on the side i was tech i was being very very transparent on my thoughts on the eagles game and then you somehow tricked me into being like the eagles gonna come back from this and then next thing you know debo samuel's putting up two more touchdowns in 10 minutes yeah because i brought you down with me. You either get down with the captain or you go down with the ship, brother. Yeah, dude. I mean, that was a tough game to watch. Yeah, it sucked.

It sucked. It sucked thick. After that buffoon Dom decided to start throwing hands with players on the other team, I was like, oh, shit. I got the chills, dude. I got goosebumps. Well, everybody knows that

unless you go undefeated you can't win the super bowl no but i think everyone knows that based on what we just witnessed there's a good chance that the eagles probably won't make the super bowl okay that i mean they do the 49ers they just had more they had more like drive in them they were angrier our top linebackers hurt our top tight end wasn't playing yeah but so what do you think is going to happen you think they're going to be better by the super bowl so we just signed another linebacker who's like a multiple time all pro our top linebacker's going to get back how old is he he's probably he's not even 30 yet okay he's young so why is

he not on another team because he just got off the you have you don't follow you are new to ball and i appreciate you being candid about that you guys have the so the top linebacker in the nfl was a free agent in the in the season where every single player on every team is getting injured he just was waived by the colts because he asked to be off their roster why the colts are fucking good they're probably gonna make the playoffs yeah but he's getting fucking unfairly shafted by them look up shaq leonard do what let's put on some shaq le highlights. I don't want to watch any fucking Shaq fraud alert.

I don't want to watch any fraud alert highlights. I'm not scared of ball. I think the level of truth that I'm spitting is intimidating to you. How's that? Because I think I was playing video games with Mook last night and he knows. He accepted it. Mook literally said

last night, he said, yeah, the Eagles are probably not going to win the Super Bowl and I'd actually be surprised if they even make the playoffs. Dude, he's a Bears fan now. Well, that is true because it serves him better to be a Bears fan out there. You've got to side up, but sometimes you've got to believe in your

guys when they're down. And if you think that you're going to go undefeated every year, I mean, no one's ever gone undefeated in also understand this i don't understand the whole thing that the people are saying this a lot people keep on being like well the eagles weren't going to go undefeated the eagles weren't undefeated already they lost they were exposed by the jets they're not going to be undefeated you know what the super bowl should be it really should be the 49ers versus the jets that would be a good game with aaron rogers back that's what it was supposed to be it should be zach wilson out there zach wilers versus the Jets. That would be a good game. With Aaron Rodgers back, that's what it was supposed to be. Now it should be Zach Wilson out there.

Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson's the only player, and honestly, I'd like to see the Commanders in the mix, too. The only team that could successfully stop the tush push. Why were they not tush pushing last night when they were on the fucking two-yard line? Was it because Jalen Hurts got banged up? No. What do you mean? They did tush push. They tush pushed for a touchdown. Towards the end of the game. Oh, because think it's when davante scored he was evaluated for a concussion concussion maybe i don't know or they just didn't feel like it they didn't want to

show too much of the tush push i don't know i'm worried man we beat the 49ers in the nfc championship game last year because you guys took a lead pipe to brock purdy's knees exactly and that's what he gets coming into philadelphia you're frauds you can't you lose by you lose by 30 points brother you keep this up you are getting a lead pipe when you come to philadelphia losing by 30 points to the 40 the fraud 49ers at home as the eagles is crazy show the people the eagles tattoo you got last year i do not have any Eagles tattoos. You absolute fraud. I don't have any Eagles tattoos.

You were beating the fucking drum, dude. I just don't think the NFL is that good this year. Right. The whole league is bad. I just think, I mean, dude, like Bills are not going to make the playoffs. That's a huge loss for the league. Tom Brady's out. Huge loss for the league.

The Patriots suck. Huge loss for the league. The Chiefots suck. Huge loss for the league. The Chiefs are frauds. I mean, the Chiefs lost. How do you lose to the Packers? How do you lose to the mid-Packers? That was bad, but the Packers are hot right now. I'd like to see the Packers in the Super Bowl.

You want to see anybody but the Eagles in the Super Bowl? I want to see anybody but the Eagles and the Chiefs. You're bitter that the Eagles beat the Chiefs and and the bills specifically no i don't care you want me to pick up your gabe davis thing that i there's no way you're gonna be able to get that damn it's right there there's no way huh the hell is gabe doing hiding back there i put him back there and i'll put him back there again let me give you a no oh bastard you do the bills should be in the they should make the playoffs but they won't it's just dude the ball the ball quality this year has dropped

significantly no i was legitimately mad yesterday like i was like super salty and ever since i like don't uh smoke weed i've uh like like football is like balls all i have on sunday and it like affects my mood so much where i had to like for the rest of the day like pretend like i'm gonna have fun for the rest of the day now it's dumb that that game wasn't on at prime time no thank god it wasn't on at prime time why if the if the lights were dark for that entire game wasn't on at primetime. No, thank God it wasn't on at primetime. Why? If the lights were dark for that entire game, the lights would have been dark forever for me. I would have had to put out the lights. That's true.

We got our asses handed to us in a way we haven't got shellacked in fucking years. That was a good old-fashioned ass kicking. We had no answers for them. They beat our ass. I mean, dude, it was honestly your guys' defense that looked just atrocious yesterday. I mean, Deebo Samuel just running like laps around you guys. Running through guys. Who was that one

wide receiver who just did that move where he just fucking Oh, Jennings. Oh, dude, that was against our undrafted free agent. That was embarrassing. Yeah, against our 160 pounds. You definitely weigh more than that guy. You guys should pick up DeMar Hamlin. Get him on corner.

I would, honestly. He would have stopped that. He would have fucking. Dude, do you think that, is this a season where people are getting injured at an abnormal amount? I don't think so. No? I think every year there's just a ton of injuries. Dude, people are getting carried out on stretchers every game.

It sucks. That's the NFL though. Yeah, that Chiefs dude. Did you see that injury yesterday? I didn't watch the sunday night football i was like it was pretty good i put on the pacific and then i watched nick mullen special which was very good yeah it was very funny you said you didn't even finish it bro you said you turned it off because you were bored no i got 40 minutes into it and it was like three in the morning i was like i gotta go to bed um but yeah i couldn't

even watch ball after that like i literally woke up this morning to look at who won sunday night football which is something i've like never done in my life yeah it was a good game i only watched like the end of it because i was playing video games beforehand what happened to valdez scantling did he like fall over at the end of the game i have no idea i thought you said it was a good game. It was. It was the Chiefs. The penalties at the end were insane. On who? On both teams. It was just like terrible call after terrible call.

Ref show. They called a personal foul on a Packers player for hitting Patrick Mahomes out of bounds, but he was blatantly in bounds, like both feet. Meanwhile, against the Eagles, they missed the call where Jalen hurts is out of bounds. They were missing calls left and right. And then they missed a massive pass interference against the chiefs.

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Yeah, cops never need to be anywhere. He just went down a one way, the opposite way, and just threw on the sirens for the fuck of it. Like three cans of Miller High Life come flying out of his passenger side. He was probably getting sucked off on the job. I'm looking at a dude smoking crack right now. Under that stairwell. Oh, wow. He really is.

What the hell? That's interesting. Yeah, because cigarettes don't take that long to light. He's literally lighting a pipe right now. Oh, my God. He's smoking crack. That's a pretty fancy apartment to just be ripping crack under oh yeah you don't sit in a cloud like that for that long if you're not if that's not crack it

could be weed now it's definitely crack oh that's crack you don't dress like that if you're fucking oh my god he saw us oh no people are giving him the eyes yeah that woman looked at him so hard yeah yeah now he's packing up. He's panicking. Oh, that's crack. Oh, my God. He's looking right into... Oh, yeah.

That's crack. Oh, my God. Holy shit. He's like banging his head. Holy shit. Fucking screaming to himself. As soon as the cloud went away, he started headbanging like this.

And he's like talking to the people going by. He's packing a fresh bowl. Oh, man, dude. No way. That's crazy. Oh, yeah, and he's like talking to people going by he's packing a fresh bowl oh man dude that's crazy oh yeah and he's he's getting paranoid now he's which is i guess what he's longing for i guess that's that's crazy dude i didn't think that was actually crack that's fully crack yeah that's a hundred percent crack there's no weed weed has never made somebody act like that no the head bang as soon as the clap also you know it's crack oh yeah now he's getting really into it now he's rocking back and forth like a fucking wagon wheel god damn

crack is back put down the pipe that's that's interesting you don't usually see a lot of crack smokers on the street always lighting up a new fatty i mean you don't even i thought the crack we i thought we left crack in the 80s. I'm going to have to call the police. That's probably why the cop car was going the other way. Oh, now he's got a cab picking him up. This is wild, dude. That's a fucking nice-ass apartment,

and he's just smoking crack right outside of it? Yeah, there's like a French banister. It looks like New Orleans. At least that girl minded her own business. Let him smoke crack in peace. That's how how it should be do you think he lives there he could no dude crack does not judge yeah but landlords do could choose anybody now do landlords don't give a fuck as long as you're paying the bill yeah but you're not paying the bill if you're fucking doing crack like that why dude crack could be a rich man's drug easily.

Money, money, money. Oh, is he jacking off? No, he's not. Is he? What is he doing with his left hand? I think he's itching. Oh, he's itching. Ooh.

He could be jacking off right now. No, I think he's itching. He's not deep enough in his shit to be. Is he going to take another toke? So far, he's taken two monster hits. Reminder, monster hits only merch is in this in the store dude you know it's crack or like matt oh yeah here he goes here he goes that's a full-on crackhead oh yeah mobile he's mobilizing now he's scuttling in a way that only crackheads do holy shit that is the most crackhead crackhead i've ever seen oh no he's crossing the streets coming this way fuck that's wild dude that's crazy i've never seen anything like

i've never i've seen one dude smoking crack before how do you know it was crack because i turned the corner i think i've told you this story but i turned the corner he started howling at the moon maybe he's werewolf dude when people smoke crack this is how they this is how they release it they're like and then they sit in it for like 10 seconds when the cloud just goes around them i heard it's great i'm sure i'm sure it's the greatest feeling on earth i'm sure crack and heroin feel fucking amazing i've seen when i was in uh philly i watched dudes bang heroin outside of the studio that i recorded at like you just go outside and they'd like just bang it in their car smoke it or uh inject it inject it uh and and then just like drive off oh yeah

it's too driving a car on on freshly banged heroin heroin's a good driving drug i'd assume you think so dude just getting stuck in the hall of a walking yeah yeah crack you gotta be mobile for you gotta be able to stretch the legs like a goofy wall yeah yeah fucking shutter out you need to be able to stretch the legs when you're on crack heroin's a good lazy drug like heroin's a drug that you want to get stuck in the holland tunnel for two hours on oh yeah i mean that's how you cause a two-hour backup yeah you fall asleep at the wheel because that heroin is so good you fall asleep pumping gas standing up at next to your fucking hunched over at 90 degree angle yeah with your with the love of your life you and the woman that you love so much are fucking both just knotted out

fucking it's a good bonding experience that's i mean that's how you find love we should try heroin sometime and then just do dude look at now these little kids are going right to the scene of the crime oh my god it's they're playing hopscotch with the rocks because 3 p.m there's a school right down the street and they all get let out and now they just they're walking them on the crack smoke damn what does crack smell like uh bad breath interesting oh my god it is this is the perfect time have you ever seen those signs where it's like school zone like no crack increase sign basically it's like increased like drugs uh drug fines doubled in the school zone yeah that's basically saying like if you just take a step this way, it's half off drugs. Yeah.

It's like half off your fine. If you take a, like go a block this way, it's like you can get in trouble and it's a lot cheaper. Yeah. Makes sense. I thought that was a pretty fucking good observation. It is. It's a good idea.

I do that. I, there was a dude that came to a show the other week and he said that he has gotten multiple tickets for drinking on the subway. And he said it's like a $50 ticket. And he said that, and I was like, well, how long is your commute home? Because I was like, I get it. Like if it's like an hour commute home and you want to drink on the train, have a beer. Right.

The LIRR. Yeah. Maybe just eat the 50 bucks. Right. Whatever. You'll get caught maybe once out of every 10 times you do it. And he was like, 10 minutes. You're an alcoholic. I was like, dude,

you're spending $50 on a fucking beer because you can't wait until you get 10 minutes home? Multiple times. That's crazy. You don't learn your lesson. That's what I'm saying, though. Or getting caught, like he's doing it ostentatiously enough that he can get caught. Yeah, just put the fucking paper bag over it yeah what or just like chug a beer

get on the subway and then get off the subway and chug another beer if you i promise you'll stop your hands will stop shaking for one minute i know i feel bad for my brothers who are just too invested in the bottle to realize that there's a whole nother world out there that's how i feel about my brothers who are still rolling up that sticky icky i know you still haven't smoked no you haven't smoked once nope really i keep on having dreams about it but it's not like i want to smoke it's like the dreams are always like that i smoked and i'm like i'm disappointed in myself i'm like fuck why the fuck did i do that oh yeah in my dream that's my relationship with alcohol completely i and i remember so many more of my dreams recently. A lot of them come with a dark energy.

Yeah, I'm sure they're very vivid. Like melatonin dreams. Like evil creatures. Like evil people that don't even exist on earth are appearing in my dreams. Like bad guys from movies type of thing. Like the McPoyles and shit like that. Just nasty, dark, dirty, slolovenly sloppy fucking mumpto characters are you eating more or eating less same same yes i know that's a big thing is like when people stop

smoking weed they they lose a lot of weight because they're not eating as much no no and you're sleeping well yeah no problem getting down no that's good no no there hasn't been any problems at all except for i'll be a little bit bored on days like sunday when i'm just watching it's like oh man i'd love to fucking smoke a little bit because ever since i put the bottle down i've been eating more like i want like a new as a new form of fun really slop dude like that's even worse for you though bro you might as well pick the bottle back up you're gonna going to be having that processed food. Anxiety-wise, not even close to as bad for me. I also, I don't think I've had anxiety once since I stopped smoking weed.

I haven't had anxiety at all since I stopped drinking. Yeah, that's awesome. No waking up on Saturday being like, what did I say last night? Or like me going up on stage just like thinking I'm the fucking best comedian of all time and just eating a dick because I'm hammered. Like I had a productive weekend. I did my stand up shows and I did well. That's awesome.

You're making progress in the career that you want to. Your art is fully formed. Louisville will be the test of all tests though. Those weekends do when you're just in a hotel for fucking three nights in the city with like not much to do. If you can have a sober weekend in Louisvilleville you're basically a buddhist monk yeah i mean i had a sober weekend in ontario california yeah but ontario is the fucking oasis it's the it's the los angeles of california i might have to bring the playstation that might be the play yeah it's honestly not a bad idea it's not no or just

do wim hof just do long long meditations just meditate for like 10 hours a day it might be it if you reach nirvana yeah or the cold cold plunges cold plunges would be big my cold plunges fucking or i just put put uh ziploc bags full of ice in my bathtub but it gets me cold. What is the point? Has there been any sort of science backing that it's good for you? Or is it just like people are just like torturing themselves so they can feel good after? There's all the sciences that it's good for you.

What do the sciences say? They're like, it makes your blood run better. Yeah, you rock hard every morning. Bro, this is so stupid. Why? And I just go smoke some crack if you're looking for something to do. I put the pipe down. You should pick the pipe up and put the fucking cold plunges down.

No, the cold plunges are fucking incredible, bro. The way that you feel afterwards. Go for a fucking jog. Jog? I got a bad back, bro. Yeah, probably because you're sitting in a fucking bathtub for 20 hours a day. Full of fucking freezing ass. All right, well, we can end it.

We're an hour and 20 minutes in. Are we? Yep. Goddamn. So you don't want to hear the benefits of cold punch, huh? No, not at all. All right, I'll be in Louisville this weekend. Also, make sure you go buy the...

It decreases inflammation, improves your immunity. Increases your circulate, boosts your mood. You know what increases inflammation or decreases it? Water. Up your metabolism. All of this. Just drink a glass of water. Eases your post-workout muscle soreness.

It helps individuals with heart conditions. Did I mention I have a heart condition, bro? All you're really describing right now is what two Advil and a glass of water can do for you. I mean, you're fucking suckling at the teat of Big Pharma. No, you're not, dude. You are Advil? I don't even have Advil

in the house. What even goes into an Advil, bro? Something good. Something that fucking helps. Alright, bro. Get me an Advil then. You have any Advil? I just told you. I said I don't keep it in the house. Not that poison.

A lot of Diet Cokes in the house, though. Yeah, that's not poison. That's a big Diet Coke house. That's just not poison. Diet Coke is so goddamn good. Dude, you can't... The thing is, once you give up drinking, you got to figure out the other pleasures in life. And you realize that there's not that many and what they are.

Gambling. Yep. Big one. Diet Coke. Big one. The Sixers. figure out the other pleasures in life and you realize that there's not that many and what they are gambling yep big one diet coke big one the sixers fast food big one gummies big one gummies is probably the biggest one weed gummies no what about like have you tried probiotics yeah like a probiotic soda or like a poppy yeah those are fucking those are good those are nice those are good or the uh what's the those are not probiot are good those are nice those are good or the uh what's the those are not probiotics those are prebiotics shut the fuck up massive difference come what about kombucha now kombucha sucks no it doesn't it makes your tummy feel great kombucha does not make my tummy feel great it's because i've actually noticed nothing from kombucha poppies i've noticed i'll be shitting great shits for a week after one poppy yeah i had a poppy before i

came over here i can't wait to fucking have a perfect double tapered ribbon log. Yeah, what's your favorite flavor? I had a strawberry this morning, but I don't know if it's my favorite. I had grape yesterday. Grape's the goad. I had grape yesterday. Did they say poppy a day keeps the doctor away? That's a fact.

Dude, the first time I ever... Two grams of fiber, too. Oh, yeah. First time I ever had a poppy, I was literally just walking down the street, down by the water over there. Big ass tent. Free poppy. And I was like, alright, but guys, seriously, what's the catch? You'll feel better?

Twist my arm. Next thing I know, I'm going back for a second. No. Flip the hat around backwards. Different guy. What is this? What are these? Poppies? Are they free? Yeah. Let me take one. We know it's you, Lil Sass. You sass as many as you want all right all right see you guys on wednesday in louisville this weekend tickets at little

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