Son of a Boy Dad - FREAK | Son of a Boy Dad #178

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. But that was it. He fucking gets it. Man, I can't wait to hear from you guys. What did you do this weekend, Sasso? I know what questions to ask you.

Oh, yeah. You went to fucking, you went to Chicago. You went to this fucking, all right, let's get into it let's get into this i really shut your ass up all righty welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today it is wednesday february 26th i believe or maybe the 28th? When is it? 27th. You dumbass. You fucking... No, it's not the 28th, is it? Yeah, it's 28th. No, it's fucking not. The first is on Friday. Holy

shit, it's the 28th. Yeah, it's a leap year. Looks like I'm the dumbass. Yeah. Good to see you, boys. I feel like I haven't seen you guys since a couple minutes ago when we first sat down. Feels like it's been a long time. Feels like it's been a while. It's been a while. But I like it's been a long time. I know. Feels like it's been a while. It's been a while.

But I'm happy as hell to be here. I know. We have so much to fucking talk about. I haven't done anything in the last three days. I was going to say about Chris Brown and Usher being gay. Oh, yeah. Is that who it was? I thought I was reading that it was Meek Mill. It's a whole gang of people.

But the Meek Mill stuff is fake. The Meek Mill stuff is... He's tweeted through it. That's classic. I don't think there's anything wrong with Meek Mill being gay. Oh, I do. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. That's what I mean.

I'm saying it's wrong. Well, it's P. Diddy and Meek Mill were fucking pretty hard, apparently. No, Meek Mill is saying that he's not... I know that's gonna feel weird for you because they're like twos or two of your idols. Yeah, they're my two closest friends. Yeah. They're coming after our dark skinned brothers. They're coming after the dark skinned brothers. Were they hanging the flag at half mass in Philly? I mean, this just happened. I haven't even touched soil in Philly, but they have to be fucking tearfully. I'm surprised they didn't send you out. Troops on the ground. Playing fucking

Dreams and Nightmares on the trumpet. Who else could it be? I mean, they said it's a Philly rapper that dated Nicki Minaj. It could be... That's Meek Mill, right? Where's Safari from? What about Wallow and Gilly? Don't even fucking start. Don't put fucking smut on their name. Dude, I don't want to put

anything on any of these guys names specifically dude meek mill didn't do it and he's just you're only saying that because he said he didn't do it exactly yeah but the court documents are saying he did do why the fuck would he be tweeting up a storm every two seconds being like i didn't do this like fuck academics for saying i did this this is weird as fuck it was academics that yes oh why isn't it even taking it seriously then because it's the fucking white corporate media that guy's a fucking buffoon it's fucking academics kfc they're fucking they're they're running a takedown on my boy

whoa it's nasty you've been getting involved in it i think he might have did he do a story about it i think he did i don't know definitely he had to he had it's right it? I think he did. I don't know. Definitely. He had to. He had. It's right up his alley. He had to have been rejoicing. He probably got the fucking alert on his Apple Watch and fucking pop champagne. Yeah, he pulled over on the side of the street. Yeah. He's driving with his knees so he could fucking. His kids are in the back of the car.

Earmuffs, guys. Daddy's got to do work. Earmuffs. What's up? It's your boy KFC. Big news coming out of the world. A hip hop today. And for y'all who don't follow it. your boy KFC. Big news coming out of the world at Hip Hop Today. And for y'all who don't follow it,

it was Chris Brown, Usher, and hold up, wait a minute, y'all thought I was finished. Meek Mill. That's heartbreaking news for Philadelphia. Now we have to put our hands in little uzi vert who is intentionally gay presenting like little uzi vert a philly guy yeah what i didn't know that

super philly guy now we have to listen to ot7quani he's our he's our new guy just tough times tough times for the community it is mean, it depends on how you look at it. Yeah, it's fucked. I think it's beautiful. That what? That man-boy love? Yeah. I just started watching the series Rome on the HBO series.

Do you ever watch it? Well, yeah, I think so. It's just all fucking, right? Yes. uh yeah i think so isn't that it's just all fucking right yes and uh his uh caesar has a seizure and he's in like a closet with his nephew they're trying to not let all of rome know that he has a seizure and uh his nephew's mom comes in and she's like what did i hear about you being in the in the closet with your uh your uncle caesar like were you like coming on to him like what a what a smart political decision of you like he would favor a soft young boy like you so maybe maybe uh diddy's just taking us back for the sake of power

and dominance i would say diddy would be the guy that he could uh he could break he could make it cool yeah he might he might be a little late on it like if he if diddy did this in 98 the whole world would be gay by now yeah i feel like the defense for this though when it's like a cool when it's a cool black rapper it's just like that now i'm into freak shit that's their thing it's not like they're gay they're just like i'm a freak i'm a freak ball yeah like i'll fuck a dude if i have to who are who are some of the top people in the culture right now that could aaron hernandez fucking little boys cool little boys is a tough one to get behind. Okay, maybe not little boys then. I thought it was just boys.

Young men. Young men. Let's go from boys to men. I didn't mean little boys. I could do young men. I could not myself do young men, but I could get behind other people fucking young men. Viva La Stool clipped that. He said he could do young men.

So young men. Yeah. Who could make it cool? Trump? Yeah. man so uh so yeah uh uh young men yeah who could make it cool trump yeah i know that there's a legion of people that follow him off the cliff right now if he yeah if trump started fucking dudes they would people wouldn't care i mean trump's the one that said he said if he shot someone in the head in times square he wouldn't lose a single voter exactly so i think that does that apply to fucking a dude or is that worse that's worse for him i don't know but some people i think you would lose i

don't know i think it'd be like in austin powers when he starts dancing and the fembots heads start exploding yeah i feel like uh if he it would tape was released of trump fucking a young man a lot of his you know very conservative advocates who probably many of whom do not like gay stuff but i think that within like 15 minutes uh clay travis would have a sex tape of his own yeah yeah yeah exactly like yeah that's actually what i've always been doing. Yeah, all the Republican politicians would be dropping their own tapes. Yeah, like Matt Gaetz would be like, I actually have always done this. But Trump's making it acceptable, finally.

That would really throw people, that would really fuck up the, that would actually- Marjorie Taylor Greene would be like, I've had a dick all along. Yeah. Trump coming out as gay would like, it honestly might like destroy the world. That's the one thing that would destabilize. People wouldn't know how to react. Like that would fuck up so much stuff. Like the stock market would plummet.

The CIA would need to intervene if he fucking came out as gay. They need to. They would come out and be like he was hacked. We don't know where the hell that came out. His mouth was hacked. Stock market tends to like political turbulence. Really? Yeah, it's weird.

There's some reason for it. That's surprising. It likes war, right? Political uncertainty, mixed up election surprises, things like that. When power changes hands, it benefits. I don't know why. Who else could make gay cool? Anybody else?

Well, they're saying Obama's, you know right but i would have thought yeah you need to cross can't be a lib you need to reach your hand over the aisle rogan rogan could if he was just rogan was gay that would shake things up for sure putin putin yeah tucker carlson would be like he's actually a fucking legend you don't think so no no i really think it's trump i think trump would be the it would be the only one that actually a fucking legend. You don't think so? No. No, I really think it's Trump. I think Trump would be the only one that would actually have impact on the world. Yeah, but Putin's popularity in Russia is like 90%. Is it really?

And it is a very anti-gay country. So if all of a sudden he switched policy on that... It would leave everyone in a bind. It would be interesting to see, yeah. Who else? I mean, they tried to throw smut on Drake. They've tried to throw smut on Drake for years.

That shit wouldn't take. People say Drake's a freak. People say A$AP Rocky's a freak. Really? Is that what they call gay dudes? They're black gay guys? They're just freaks? I don't know. A freak could be anything. Just a freak mole. People say A$AP freaks a freak could be anything just a freak mole people say asap rocky's a freak they do uh ghost smoke what is his name ghost ghostface killer smoke disa no smoke smoke perp no no no it's like a combination of ghostface killer and smoke perp what's his name he has the old tweet where he's like i'm up he's like i'm at

a party no he's like an old like twitter rapper dude and he's like i was at a party and next thing i know i turn my head it's asap rocky naked in the hot tub next to me sounds like a real freak bowl and then there's that story about him mixing two soups ordering a lentil soup and a lobster biscuit mixing them spoon by spoon into the same bowl until he had space ghost burp he said i'm tired of holding my tongue back in 2011 i was invited to this party in new york by asap rocky i was pulling up with my girl and shit and i was on the phone like yo bruh where you at i don't see you and he was like yo look down i'm right here next thing you know he in the pool rubbing a man's ass

and then there's this photo of asap rocky in a pool with all these dudes but it's probably not even it doesn't even really look like asap rocky i mean there's also a boys will be boys element to this where it's like you're just uh i mean snapping ass in the locker room like if you're just acute if you just could be photographed naked with some other men then 100 of the nfl is gay which well i think they say that a lot of guys in the nfl are gay it's just hidden that's what aaron hernandez but enough about will compton that is gay ass how was uh the combine? It was good. It looked fun. That sounded very lukewarm.

Yeah, there was some silliness to it. There was some silliness. Skulldudgery? Yeah, so on the 35-yard dash timing thing, you had Megan making money in Spider, and you had to choose one of them to tell you the time that they got for you and spider was punishing me for past stuff where i tackled him once and so mad about that he added megan's time was six tenths of a second faster than spiders but i chose spider stupidly so my time was very slow like big cat beat me

tommy smokes beat me tommy smoke people who can barely run they look like they just got out of a wheelchair yeah i was people running and was like, I'm so happy I didn't do that. It was a setup for sure. It's such a setup, dude. Seeing yourself run is one of the most humbling things imaginable. But then I did make it to the finals, and then it was a quiz about Barstool, and I'm not going to win that. What do you mean? Dude, you were like second place.

No. Dude, I watched. Weren't you top four or something like watched. You were at least top three. I was fourth. And it was out of like 30 people in the competition. More than that. Yeah, but I was always going to make the final. But didn't you get out on like a repeat too?

They didn't give me. Yeah, dude. What are you talking about? Now it's going to get extremely real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one I guess. I watched that. I was showering and i had

it in the shower on that damn you're a big you're a freak bowl what the fuck it was you were it was freak me i was watching streets no it came up on my twitter and i was like oh yeah in your shower so you brought it into the shower with you dude i do that all the time i can't miss i've watched beginning i've watched nfl games in the shower i just put it right up on the window who's calling the nfl game yeah i wasn't calling the nfl gay you're a freak i'm a freak yeah and you did just say most of a lot of people say most of the nfl is gay they do so you are calling them i think there's a statistic it's like 90 of the players are freak balls one every third one every three players in the NFL are freaks, certified freaks,

seven days a week. But, uh, it was, it was an interesting, uh, setup. I mean,

it is, there is a joy to be the average person and watch like a Tommy or a Clemmer fail at a bench press or something like that. Yeah. Uh, Clemmer's bench press was worrisome. Well, I was like, dude, if you fall down, can you get up like that? uh clemors bench press was worrisome well i was like if you fall down can

you get up like that i was like it was like that level of strength yeah he's the type of guy you want to hire an at-home nurse for he needs a life alert it was literally like he needs one of those cords next to the toilet. The red rope. We need a help. I've fallen and I can't get up. Like if he was laying down on his stomach, like I don't know if he can get up. Like he might have to sleep on his back at all times. Luckily, his body weight is so low that like a strong breeze will just lift him.

If he's like stuck on his face for too long, he just has to have someone crack a window and it'll flip over dude i'll tell you clemmer is a soldier i love that guy he's like a fucking child soldier he's yeah yeah he so we all went out to dinner uh monday night and you know will compton and i were kind of putting it together and then a bunch of people joined up and i only say that to say we chose a nice restaurant. Will and I were talking about ordering some wine. Steakhouse? No, it was a Mediterranean place, but it was nice. And then, you know, a bunch of people came and...

You weren't happy with the guest list? It's not that I wasn't happy with the guest list this is what was complicated any freaks i thought we might we might be i didn't know if we were gonna expense that if it had just been me will and like a couple others we wouldn't have expensed it but then like nine or ten people came and we had i had chosen a restaurant where i felt weird being like yeah we're all going to split this evenly because i didn't know if some of these people that had come could afford the bronzino bingo would have won and i ordered for the table because we had so many people and it was like a tapas place where she said order two to three things per person and

i was like maybe i should just run the ship because that's helpful in a situation like that and everyone was really happy with the order but i did worry like okay now this is a big bill and one that how big was it it's like for nine of us it was like 1400 holy shit tip Holy shit. With tip. It was 1400. That's not that surprising at all but. But like you know Snicky Smokes ordered

a round of vodka shots. I mentioned that on the yak. Yes. And now I feel weird. I'm worried about expensing this. Yeah I don't know. So you're going to eat it?

Can expense that. I suspect Will and I are going to split it. What? Is that something you can even expense? Bingo. Bingo. I don't think you can expense that. That's Will and I are going to split it. What? Is that something you can even expense? Bingo. Bingo. I don't think you can expense that.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But if it had been four of us and we'd had one or two, a cocktail each, we probably could have. Not to mention that there were a couple people that came from the Chicago office, whereas the rest of the group, had it only been the people that were in from out of town we all have a per diem oh yeah that we are allowed to use towards meals but because we cross the streams which i'm so happy about i want to mix it up with those guys then i again i'm like well now i really don't think we can expense but then make them pay for

their own meal i can't ask just those guys to pay you can i think you can you absolutely can just be like hey send me 100 bucks and also or like subsidize it to a point be like hey i'm getting fucked out of this out of a 1400 bill everybody sent me 70 bucks i'll expense the other half of it i feel like at this point everyone was so jazzed up from how good the dinner was and they were like wow great dinner and i was like yeah i'm gonna try to expense this because this is colossal and you gotta try to if i'm like hey bad news everybody please venmo me fucking uh you know 100 bucks each or whatever everyone's that's it just leaves a sour taste in your mouth yeah but what else it leaves a sour taste is you incurring the full $1,400 meal.

Yeah, that's a large bill to be like. Yeah, I'm not thrilled at all. I would definitely. All of this is uncomfortable. All of this is uncomfortable. Dude, I think you're overthinking it. And to Nicky Smokes' defense, I suspect that when he ordered those shots, he might not necessarily have been thinking we were going to expense it because he probably i would think he probably wouldn't have done that if he'd known that this was going to be something

we were going to try to expense i don't think that there's anybody that would like balk at giving you 100 bucks for going out to dinner for a night no neither do i i also think you said it was a lot it you said it was less than 48 hours ago that you did that. You could literally text them right now and say, hey, can everyone Venmo me? And then everyone will Venmo you and no one will care? Mm-hmm. Or just expense it. I mean, this is a sponsored thing. You had to go into Chicago for this purpose. Yep. You had to drop a band, dude. It was out of your hands. You didn't have a choice. Bro, you fucking had to.

But I think that... Oh, that's what smells nice. These smoked tobacco candles. Very nice. It does... Does it smell like a cigarette? Or like a cigar? No, I don't think so.

It smells like a store where you buy men's clothing yeah that's nice but i don't i don't think you should have to worry about uh you good bro i didn't touch it are you good bro although i do like that game someone stole your you're out of your fucking mind you paranoid bastard let me get a whack of that though it's probably it's probably in your couch there it's probably in the couch I just checked the couch

what was I gonna say I mean you got fucked on this meal no no give me my smokes back I'm not complaining I'm just I'm a little nervous about it. That's all. Who was the sponsor? Body Armor was the sponsor. Shout out Body Armor.

Yeah, shout out Body Armor. Body Armor. And there was another. Perfect pH level. I think there was another. Wasn't there like a protein company or something? There also was. Yep.

If they could afford to fly 30 people out that was a big spend by them they're not blinking an eye at a line item of 1400 even if you get 50 bucks from everybody they're really not blinking an eye they're fucking staring dead at a line item of what uh you know 800 or something like that here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna have an honest conversation with the person that does the expense stuff wajiha i wouldn't do that oh i have a good relationship with them wasn't taylor luan there no no will was there i thought i saw taylor there yeah i was gonna say you should have an honest conversation with him and say hey pay this bill well I think he and I would eat it together and we offered to do that

is Taylor worth like 80 million dollars Taylor is worth a lot Will they showed their different salaries yeah Will's is significantly less by almost all Taylor had a year where he made 17 or 18 million yeah

it's awesome how it's all public yeah that's so crazy you can just google how much you can google how much pat bet made yeah but well made not have though yeah yeah because if there's one thing about professional athletes these boys know how to spend yeah taylor is like and you forget their agent makes what 10 20 percent right uh taxed on top of that. Yeah. But he played in Tennessee. Taylor played in Tennessee for a lot of the time, which is a good tax state.

It sure is. It sure is. We should move this fucking trailer. Isn't it crazy that Alex Cooper got a $60 million contract? She was getting paid more than most athletes. 20 a year. Yeah. You know what Jay-Z says about that?

What does he say? He says, freaks hate when you get money like athletes. He was talking about Chris Brown? I don't know. True freak. Freaks, yeah. A true freak. A freak slur.

So who has my smokes? Let's get down to that because I know someone. I mean, it doesn't just disappear in my hands. Okay, this is all on camera. We'll let you go over the tape afterwards and realize that no one smokes. You got my smokes? I really don't. I know you don't because I was looking at you, and that's why I think that he has them.

Why don't you strip search me, freak? I don't want to strip search you, bro. I'm not a real freak. I do like the game of taking your smokes, though. I don't like that game at all. We haven't done it in a long time. It's one of my least favorite games. And so you bringing all of this up and making such a meal of it

reminds me that we need to bring it back. Yeah. Because it is a good game. Is this something that we ever did before? Yeah, we did this once. There's not even cracks in these. Yeah, you're... Someone took my smokes.

It's sewn in. No one took your smokes, you fucking freak. You paranoid freak. There's one thing worse than a regular freak is a paranoid freak. I'm going to tell DJ Academics about your paranoid ass. What? You see it down there?

What else do you see down there? I'll do it. I don't need you to do that. He's tired of you whining about it. You see it anywhere? Dude, I'm telling you. Are you fucking with me? He's tired of you whining about it No I don't it's probably in one of your fucking 20 pockets You freak You fucking idiot

God damn it man You fucking idiot We get to do something that you can't complain about. Now you have to pay for the dinner. I'll cover your check. I'll cover the dinner. You have to pay for at least a portion of the dinner. I'll give you $1,500 for that.

I don't know. How much were the vodka shots? I think that's the question. I don't know. You don't have a picture? Well, I bill like that. I'm taking a picture instantly. I thought about it.

I actually then brought the receipt home, and somewhere along the way, I lost the receipt. a picture well i i bill like that i'm taking a picture instantly i thought about it uh actually then brought the receipt home and somewhere along the way i lost the receipt but i i you know so you should expense two thousand dollars it's not it came out to like i don't know a hundred and 140 bucks a person something like that in shots well i don't know i don't know in again i have to say in nicky smoke's defense there's an outside chance that he slipped the waitress a credit card and said put those shots separate to the bill but i don't remember that happening how was the were you preoccupied with because in his blog that he wrote because i joked about it on the yak in his blog he said i like buying a round of shots for the boys he said buying so maybe he did pay for them

i don't know no no way in hell if sass knows nicky smokes which he doesn't at all i know him like but you you've met him but like you don't like know his like tendencies you can meet someone and have an idea pretty quick if you're the kind of person that's going to drop 400 on shots dude this is the restaurant brought them out in water glasses they were like we've never had to do this nobody's ever asked in between the hummus and the fucking smoked eggplant the baba ganoush for a round of vodka shots that's amazing vodka shots are pretty nasty too it's just tasteless i guess like uh they don't taste good or it's like a tasteless thing to do i was the saying the prior this it's it's a you're drinking that for this express purpose of getting drunk getting drunk yeah it. Yeah, I mean, sometimes it's like, okay, we're going to kickstart

a good time, but was it a Monday night dinner? Sunday night? Monday night. Yeah, that's not the... Did you guys get banged up? No, I mean, I didn't have one of the shots. I was ordering the dinner, I think, when they did it. I said, who wants one? So I missed it. Although I would have sat out. Yeah. I'm not a big vodka shot guy. If I'm going to drink vodka, it has to be at that Red Door place in Denver with pickles coming from an iced craft. And we've talked about that every episode since we went.

Well, I wanted to point out the inconsistency of saying how much I enjoyed drinking the vodka then and kind of make sure that was reconciled with my new stance, which is to say I don't like taking shots of vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Especially not at dinner. It's a palate. I mean, maybe before or after the meal or something like that, you know? And if it's like going to be a long night of drinking, it's like, okay, let's kickstart this. You're at a bachelor party or some shit like that.

Yeah, that sounds awful. I think it's like taking a shot of vodka in between appetizers in the main meal yeah that's just like a let's fuck our stomachs up for the big meal let's all get stomach aches before this $700 swimming into our stomachs with some poison yeah let's pollute our colons uh well what was the nature of the conversation at the dinner did it flow well that was funny too uh on one end you had me will and dana beers marty to my left and we started talking about sperm of course because i had gotten my sperm results back i got my sperm tested the repeat did we talk about

this yeah no you didn't get them back he had sent them out oh he got him back he sent the he got well he sent out the results and then they came back and said they couldn't use it so then i did it again and i got the results this time solid okay not great i'm pretty disappointed really i don't know what i've done wrong something it's probably all those years i spent getting kicked in the nuts by the dominatrix i like yes who's great who's a great woman standing with my legs apart and saying punt away yeah go for hang time i remember you talking about that as a hobby of yours and i didn't understand it then and i understand it less now that was like a subplot in the center yes it was that i was like what is this show dude this show is so bad i made her wear dc skate shoes because they have a padded tongue it would literally be

like it would be like all this detective shit and then the last scene of the episode would just be the dude like having with his step on his testicles yeah and they're standing on his fucking fingernails and i was like i'll gladly we threw that in yeah that was that was didn't it didn't layer the character the way that i think they wanted but they do that in so many detective shows in fucking the looming tower the show about the fbi and the cia that's true that was true what he had three families yeah but they never it. Yeah, but they never even resolved it. It was literally just like, oh my God, the towers are about to go down. And then it would just be like a cutaway scene to him be like going to his other wife's house.

Why does this matter? The point in the book was that he was not, nobody listened to him. Yeah. He was not, nobody listened to him. Yeah. And he was one of the guys that might have been able to say, hey, hey, I think Osama bin Laden is a threat. We need to be on the watch for Al Qaeda because he was on the case and was sort of putting up the alarms, if I remember. And all of this was to say that it was known that he was a philanderer and he misplaced a briefcase that held confidential documents. So he was a somewhat disgraced person whose word was not worth that much.

And that was part of the reason why they didn't listen. Okay, that makes more sense. They didn't really illustrate that well on the show. I read the book. It's a great book. Lawrence Wright, amazing author, has written a lot of amazing books, both on the Middle East and various other things. Highly recommend everything he's written.

Can we circle back to getting kicked in the nuts? Do you think it's only for guys with really tight ball sacks? Or do you think guys with a long ball sack experience it in the same way? Or is it more painful for long, bald guys like Sass? So Sass and I both suffer from ground proximity with our testicles. And I would say that to get punted in the nuts

when you have the droopier balls, you're going to get the two-pronged contact where not only does the shoe hit your balls, but then your balls hit your pelvis. Yes, exactly.

Which adds that kind of boom, ping pong. But also, I think that there's a good chance with my balls that you'd go to kick the balls and one of the balls would just, you'd miss completely. Oh, they're really far apart? Because it would be down by my lower thigh and then the other one would be up here. And they would be dangling the clickety-clackety toys on a psychiatrist's desk.

Yes. They just wound up like a fucking... Or like a shoes dangling from a telephone pole. Yeah. A little ballet shoes. In a Scarface music video. So, man, which part to circle back to? Is it your nut results or are we going back to the dinner?

So the four of you guys are at the dinner. Oh, well, let's just say quickly my nut results. Count was good. Motility not good. Define motility. Motility, I think, is the major important metric of sperm, which is to say how well they swim. Okay. I think lower IQ listeners is the major important metric of swimmers, which is to say how well they swim.

Okay. So it's like, are they, are they good at getting to the end? Would they lose to a transgender swimmer? I was trying to think of a name too. I think my swimmers look like that one African swimmer who qualified for the Olympics because everyone else false started. Have you seen that clip

where he can barely not drown yeah that's hilarious but there's no one else in the pool that's actually a perfect analogy that is my sperm i was in like the 30th percentile i don't think it's good now what do you need to actually get the job done i don't know we just need one to get the job done i need to motivate them you need like a lone survivor who's just gonna be like i'm gonna fucking get there i think my sperm have gotten complacent because they're not competing against anyone else so i really need a man to nut in my way that honestly would work and then send mine up after and have them be like, oh, shit, there's another team? Yeah.

We're competing? Yeah. Fuck, guys. It's getting shape. Row harder. Yeah. Row faster. Jesus Christ.

I thought it was just us million. There's another million? You had a million? I don't know. I don't know what the number was. Oh, I thought they counted. Yeah. They do, but they didn't. I don't think they gave me i don't

have my phone but uh i guess it's probably pretty tough for them to give you the exact number i wonder but they but my account was good that's good my account was fine everything else was average motility was low and then there was one other thing that was pretty low and there's a lot of different things that can affect this one is weed but I've been off the weed for a while now. Yeah, you've been off the kush. Yeah. Anyway, we were talking about all of this, and a lot of guys at the table started checking out.

We're not interested. Why? Fools. Because it's a different phase of life. They don't care about their sperm. Yeah, this was a long time ago for Chris Cle clemmer well clemmer was engaged will and i were engaged uh dana beers was like i don't want to talk about this intellectual shit and i was like is this intellectual i don't know if that's the word we're talking about come

on a mathematical level i don't know if this is like this high brow yeah it's not i don't think this is particularly high-minded it's just all this cum talk is going right over my head i cannot keep up i went to public school it says two or three cups of coffee a day will help your motility for real how much coffee did you drink just one what about five hour energy what does that do for you oh buddy that's a nuclear weapon to your fucking sperm count he's the one slamming five hour energy i've had one in the last eight years i've had one and it happened to be with sass it says fruits vegetables lean proteins and whole grain okay that's not really i got that on lock wear loose cotton quit, reduce alcohol consumption,

keep electronic devices away from your body. Ooh, that's not going to work for me. Especially when you're in that fucking Tesla all day. I'm going to have to unstrap the tasers that are dangling from my dick. Your smuggling duds are fucking rife with a fucking couple phones, iPads, laptop on lap. I i just put my phone below my balls when i would drive because if you just put it in your lap it it'll fly it'll fly down by your feet so then i would tuck it under my ball sack jesus christ and then i realized that i realized that's

not a good thing to do so i stopped doing it yeah i mean you're most we might as well check your motility i know seriously your sperm my boys are definitely fast no your sperm are probably like a dude crawling out of a fucking desert like just on his belly fasted slow sperm is like the jews coming out of the tunnels that one video crawling up and then going right back in they're just hanging in the darkness. I'm not coming out. Yeah. Just your dick sucking your sperm back in because they don't.

Oh, God, that's gross. Interesting. Yeah, that's too bad that the boys weren't erudites enough to discuss a fucking spunky load. Well, that's why it's good that you're not in Chicago because it's a lot of low IQ out there there they can't handle those they can't talk sperm they can't handle high iq convos like we can i mean this is as good as it gets right here what we're talking about yeah this is probably what fucking stephen hawking was typing about in his

computer the fucking uh kevin kevin nash no that's a wrestler. From NWO. Who's the dude from Princeton? John Nash. I was like, Steve Nash, Kevin Nash, John Nash. We really are the dumbest people. But, I mean, I guess not. That's why I guess Dana Beers is a New York guy, too. Yeah, he's really weighing us down.

Should have left him in Chicago. Well, I found the Chicago office. You've both been there. That was my first time. Oh, really? Yeah. It was very interesting. I thought you'd been there before.

I hadn't. How'd you like it? I liked it. It was very stimulating. Super stimulating. I was very tired at the end of the day. I mean, there's bright lights. There's lights.

That's the biggest difference. Oh, difference yeah there's so much light dude i remember being like sore leaving that office i can barely walk right now he did a scouting combine i did the combine in a chair no i did the golf thing for hours yeah and i did i played two games of pickup basketball, one of which Billy Football was on my team for both games, and I don't know if I would have been playing more against him if we had been on opposite teams. Stealing the ball from him. He was my opponent as a teammate. He's not that good at basketball.

No. No. I remember I played against him in – But he's coaching me. Yeah, yeah. Is he athletic? Isy actually an athletic person or did someone just lie to him his entire life and say he was born into the football family so yeah like he's definitely jacked like he's definitely strong he was putting cleats on to do the run and first of all it was on astro turf and secondly the last

10 yards of it were on marble and i was like bro you have to run through the line yeah if you continue sprinting wearing cleats on that marble or whatever you're fucked yeah he's like i'm gonna see his feet are gonna go out from him like a cartoon like yeah yeah that's tough sounds like a blast though sounds like it was a nice time to be able to like hang out with all the guys yeah i mean listen mean, listen, I was incredibly impressed. I think they've built an office that follows that Google model of why would you ever leave? They want to, at least I remember Google's mentality by putting ball pits and nap pods and scooters and free lunch. Did Google have cameras in the bathrooms, though?

I don't know. It probably did. Probably, yeah. But the idea was, let's create an office that doesn't feel like an office so that people will not want to leave. Right. And that was definitely the case there. I felt like at the end of the day, you don't think,

well, now I have to go to the gym and i do this you're just like oh shit let me put on my basketball shoes and play pickup game right and then i'll have gotten my workout and i can accomplish pretty much everything i want for my day here at this place the other i mean and the alternative of leaving the office is getting robbed at gunpoint too so it's like you might as well stay true yeah it's like why not why leave here ever right why ever even go outside there's an active war zone there's armed guards at the gates it's strange to be able to have that over any other city given the state of new york city that we can be like that place is falling apart yeah the funniest thing is that it's not no Chicago's like a beautiful city it was 72 degrees while I was there yeah what the

fuck like New York like I mean I think it's just because you don't really see it in Chicago because you have to go to like the south side of Chicago to see the bad areas like that area that they're in is not a bad area no oh but new york i think it's like when we went to the the diner on the corner they're like yeah we got robbed earlier this week i don't remember that at all or maybe it's the first time i went there but they're like yeah we're only do it or we we just started taking credit cards because we got robbed this week dude i mean i i get robbed in my apartment on a weekly basis my packages get stolen and then i go to the deli across the street and there's like fucking cardboard on the windows because some dude just threw a brick through it for no reason.

It's like I think all cities are pretty bad. Not Milwaukee. Not San Diego. Not San Diego. I'm going to be in San Diego this weekend. Wow. How about that? Dude, you know what's fucked?

I was talking to Dan LaMorte last about uh he's doing a don't tell this weekend and it's in new york city uh-huh and i was like weren't we booked on that i was booked on that one but i was like i'm not gonna be here so they made me come out i said i'll come out to la damn i gotta go to fucking san diego this is but you could have done this one no i couldn't have well that because you're away no i i No, I wasn't booked for that one. But you could have said, I want to do it in New York. And then they would have said, okay, well, then wait until June or something. And then you just waited.

Oh, I don't know. You could probably still do that. Oh, I'm not going to be there. Well, I don't know when the next one in New York is. It's this weekend. No, I know, but after that. Oh, I don't know. I wasn't under the impression that you got to pick. What the is don't tell they'll work with like a 10 minute set they film

damn you can't do a 10 minute set no i can do a 10 minute set you know definitely 10 minutes amy schumer true strong 10 minutes too definitely got 10 i feel like you're stealing from her at this point you fucking thief absolute joke thief very funny very funny well how was uh how i was seeing uh your idol at snl dude it was fun it was a good time it was uh i thought it was great i loved it did you guys watch i'm assuming you watched yes i watched the or i watched the beginning of it, and I fell asleep. Damn. Because I had a vodka shot with dinner, if you know what I mean. Classic.

If you know what I mean. Classic sedative. What did you have with dinner? Some of your Oxycontins? No, I'm fresh out. I need to go back to Mexico. I know. I know you like to dabble when I'm here and there.

Actually, no, I still have some left. But I need to get to to or i don't know i just had got we we just were i was in key west i was just like oh yeah yeah oxy cottons or as they call them in mexico oh he caught that oaxaca yeah i don't know i've never seen i've never heard i've never been you're seeing oaxaca spelled o-a-. Yeah. Dude, I might pop down to Mexico this weekend. Come on. It's like 10 minutes away from San Diego. Get out there.

Bro, you gotta get me some fucking legal painkillers. Should I go get you some Oxys? Could you? Yeah. Nice. They probably sell them right next to the border. Without a doubt. Nice.

You just get right across and go, where can I get some Oxys at? Yeah. Pharmacia. Yeah. Pharmacia. Yeah. Go to a pharmacia. But seriously, how was the, uh,

how was your, your show? Someone actually DM me and said that they saw you at the after party holding a Bud Light, which I don't care if you did or didn't. No, I didn't drink, but I did have a couple of beers, but I didn't drink a Bud Light.

Oh, maybe it was holding a beer. Also, who the fuck DM'd you that? I don't know, but I thought it was like, I assumed that it was a ruse. Oh no,

I had a couple of beers. Non-alcoholic beers no real beers are you serious yes i'm serious you know how you know what that shows us francis i don't i don't even know if i believe you no i did i was like well i was kind of like uh stressing about the whole thing because i went out the night before and i just straight up didn't have fun and i was sober and i was like do i even really want to go to this thing where'd you go the night before what'd you do I just went to a bar with Gardini and friends but I didn't drink that night right and then just weren't having fun yeah I was just like tired it was like two in the morning I was just tired

and then people are really annoying when they're drunk and you're sober the worst but you've been going through this for months yeah but this was like to the extreme why because they were really drunk who was it it wasn't anybody it wasn't anyone you would have known but i'm saying was it people you knew or was yeah people i knew and they were just annoying they weren't annoying it's just like it's it's annoying to be there you're like i'd rather be in bed right now than be doing this so then i was talking to my my mother the next day and she was like i think you're overthinking this entire thing she was like you can have a couple drinks and if you don't like it don't drink more which i know that's what you guys said but you're almost like it's almost like word for word yeah but you're also not my

mother i'm it's me and beau and together we are your mother. Not even close. It's the same. Me, Bo equals same math value of advice as mother. No, but so really I had like three beers maybe. And then I just stopped drinking and I was like, I don't really. Oh, so you're not an alcoholic? No, but it was more like I just straight up like I got drunk really fast because I hadn't drank in forever. I warned you of that. And then I and then yeah, I know. I remember you saying that. So I went really slow. slow and then i was just like i don't even really

feel like drinking and then i was like i guess this is what i'm just gonna do from now on is just not drink and then if something comes up where i want to drink i'll have like a beer and then not drink again if the illest is in town pretty much yeah it's basically that he didn't want to drink with us no No, it was pretty much more. Until I host Saturday Night Live, he's going to be sober again. No, I said this to because Bo was saying the same thing. He was like, well, so you wouldn't drink with me. We're going to drink with them.

And I was like, no, I think the thing is that I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable enough around you guys that I don't have to drink to enjoy myself. Yeah, but I think I was not in any awkward positions when I'm with you at in the fucking green room and comedy works and my two best friends i think the flip side of that if i'm if i'm using logic correctly would be you are only drinking with them because you're uncomfortable and i hope that that is that shouldn't to me be a healthy impetus for you to drink no but i'm not uncomfortable it's more when you're at a crowded bar and you're like this is uncomfortable i'm a socially uncomfortable person look i've joked around with you a lot yeah i was very proud of your sobriety i find this deeply disappointing

well it just shows that the whole thing was a fucking bullshit fraud ruse yeah pretty much give me your chip i don't have a chip give me your jewel absolutely not that's your chip that's not my chip when can you and i have beers together not for a long time what the fuck can we what about drinking for the on this show for content no definitely not what do i have to accomplish in order for you to have a drink with me i didn't even have a drink with Shane, if that's what you guys think happened. Did he see you with a drink? I talked to him for like two seconds. Did he see you with a drink in your hand?

No. Did you get the credit? No, I don't think he even saw me with a drink. I don't think I was even drinking by the time I saw him. By the way, eh? Just showing him that you have a beer. Oh, hey, Shane. Cheers.

Whoa, what? Not much left in this one. Might be time for a refill. Because I hey, Shane. Cheers. Whoa. Not much left in this one. Might be time for a refill. Because I drank it all. No. It was honestly like I was drinking and I was like, I don't even, I don't think I'm even enjoying this at all. I don't think I enjoy drinking as much as I used to.

Yeah. I think that's part of the reason that I stopped in the first place was that I wasn't enjoying it as much. And I was like, this is just pointless. Do you understand why my feelings are hurt? Not at all. What? I don't even know where we're at with this bit.

I don't know what's happening right now. It's just such a strange phenomenon. Why would your feelings be hurt because I didn't drink with you guys? Yeah, I want to have a fun time with my friend. I don't even think we've hung out since I stopped drinking. And I want to hang out with you. We hung out. We watched football together and it was totally fine.

Here it is. My birthday's coming up. Yeah. Have fun. The three of us go out to dinner. Are you honoring me with a drink? With one vodka shot. If when is your birthday?

It's in a couple weeks. Maybe I'll have one beer. Yes. There you go. Probably not not though no one's asking you to binge drink no one i don't even want you but i know but i but that by i instantly go to binge you just proved to yourself that you don't though you just said you were able one time is not proving to myself so let's try again no but i i'm saying i don't have like i i'm i'm i i'm probably not going to drink again for now a couple months. God damn it. I can't wait that long for my birthday.

Well, because your birthday is not in a couple months. I know. I'm saying if it were like. All right, my birthday is in a couple months. No. Almost to the day. No, it's not. Yeah, it is.

What are you talking about? It's in April. I'm thinking like three, four months. You just said a couple, which is two, and it's April 25th. Everybody knows a couple. All right, well, maybe I'll have a drink on your birthday. Thank you. His birthday and not mine because mine's too soon? Yes.

Or because your two are better friends? Because yours is too soon. I don't even know if I believe you anymore. Dude, I don't know what you guys want me to say. I think it's fun to watch you uh learn yourself i suddenly i don't want to do this podcast with you guys anymore maybe i'm gonna hit up your mom and see if she'll change your mind about that dude honestly truly i was just waiting for my mom to be like you can drink

i was like begging her to just give me some sort of like clarification i do the same thing with my mom except about spending money. Yeah. It's just like you just want their approval. I'm like, mom, can I raise my rent to $2,000? Yeah. And she's like, we always believed that living in a nice place was the right way to allocate your funds. Yeah.

My mom was like, I trust you'll make the right choice. And I was like, well, that sounds like I shouldn't drink. And she was like, and then she was just like, I think you're overthinking this. And then I was like, I sounds like i shouldn't drink and she was like and then she was just like i think you're overthinking this and then i was like i'm gonna drink then for sure but then it was like and then i drank and i had one beer and i was like oh this sucks i think this doesn't even taste good tastes bad no that's honestly what i like kind of hope my response will be when i go back to smoking weed that i'm not going to be like i need to fucking do this shit five times a day yeah it, it made me feel dumb for being so obsessive over not drinking. Right.

Well, that you're completely in control of it now. I don't think I'm completely in control of it, but I was just like, oh, I've been really stressing about this, and it was not a big deal at all. All things considered, I think what has happened to you here is probably the second best outcome, which is that you went back to drinking and realized, first of all i

shouldn't have worked this up to be such a big thing but secondly i don't love it that much and i'm not worried that i'm gonna tip into you know crazy blackout territory no i wasn't worried about that at all best outcome would have been complete annihilation fall into drinking ron fran come hang out we're drinking right every night if you guys caught me on sunday i probably would have done that why because i was like i felt like shit but i felt like shit because i was just because i was tired oh because you're up so late yeah which that also pissed me off a lot what time did you get home like seven oh my god yeah dude it was annoying getting home at 7 a.m dead sober that that just made me it

didn't even wasn't like i was just angry i was like why did i do i was like this was so dumb why did i just do probably was a good hang it wasn't a good hang well no it was like the first part so we went to this like mexican place and that was cool that was fun that was like other celebrities there uh they usually are at the snl thing dude Dude, I was literally, I talked to Billy and Spud like for a long time. And then we were just like standing in this corner. And then I was like, I don't even, I never even saw Shane come in. And then by like at the end of it, they were like, oh, he's back there. And I went and said hi.

What were you guys talking about? How the Holocaust didn't happen? We were talking about that for a while. Yeah. They were cracking me up about it. That's hilarious. They were like, yeah, so I guess we're Holocaustocaust deniers now they were pissed it was hilarious but um i did notice that neither of you guys posted a collage of every picture you ever took with yeah that shit was crazy i thought that was weird and not supportive i know i did it

i didn't do it because i thought he wouldn't like it if I did. I didn't do it just because I thought that was insane. No, I know. Also, I wasn't going to dig through old photos, be loading up the iCloud being like, where's one photo of us together? I have one blurry picture of us both fucked up out of our minds, and I was like, if I post this,

it is digging so deep to show a connection years ago yeah yeah that was a uh that was an interesting move of everybody i know it was pretty funny yeah why do you think it was funny i just thought it was funny to like that everyone did that yeah do you think everyone independently thought to do that or are there no no it had to have been one person did it first and then everyone's like oh shit well then i gotta do it right i gotta prove that i also i don't even think it's that i think they're like like it like people i think people in the comedy world do what they think is the right move right like being like dave portnoy is the most honest guy exactly like being like showing that you're supportive of stand-up or or shane yes yeah i don't know i thought it was funny though yeah but not in in an intentional way no tires is coming out in may

yeah wait that's actually fucking sick so you're gonna be on netflix i'm on that yeah is this are you breaking that right now that you're on it sure oh shit i didn't know that wasn't a public thing that's okay well i think it's isn't it listed as a credit of yours at like the com at like the comedy seller or like uh i will once it comes out i thought i think it already is did they put it on maybe gillian keys i have tires i think maybe i'm wrong but i think it was i i think i saw it written somewhere really maybe i'm thinking of gian Keys, but I'm almost positive that it was Tyre specifically. But it's still fucking awesome. And can you tell us at all about it?

Yeah, I'm really excited about it. I was not thrilled that when they did the big press release, I was not mentioned. Right, in the still photos? Not even that, because I don't know if I was there for the day that that photographer was on set. No, he was there. Probably was, because I was there with Stav, and we had a lot of scenes together, and then there were pictures of Stav. But no, I'm excited. Honestly, I'm really pumped.

I actually... Maybe you were an Easter egg. Like, maybe you were like Kevin Spacey in the... Yeah, yeah. Like, you were like a late reveal. Right. Like, if they put you in the... It's a cameo.

Will Ferrell in Wedding Crash. Yes, yes, exactly. If you knew Will Ferrell was coming up, you'd be like, when's Will Ferrell's part? But then it's the joy of finding francis ellis no i'm i'm i'm probably this is the thing i'm like most stoked to have been in you know uh away from my barcel career it's a star-studded cast like an insanely good cast i saw you showed me that one clip of it and it was so fucking funny yeah i'm stoked um what's the show about well they did a pilot yeah uh years and years ago right which they then sold to quibby and then quibby went to hell and then it lived in purgatory

i think for years what a blessing that quibby went to hell when god closes the door he opens yeah so they bought it back learn something all right proverbs 418 yeah uh and so then yeah so i'm i'm in i think the second episode um and i'm uh i have a good role yeah it's very fun i'm not like a bit part i don't think god i need to not don't say too much Fuck myself on this That would be so Fucking funny I would kill myself If we were like Sitting down to watch it And it was

Don't even say it Don't speak it into existence It's just a flash of you Or it's like Someone else in your In your role Like someone similarly Dispositioned

They got that Fucking What's his name Nevermind Dumb joke Mook That would be hilarious they just bring mook in to reshoot all my scenes because he's from philly and i'm not yeah um that would be amazing

but yeah that's a fucking sweet uh well it's just kind of like a nice act of like a nod to your skill to your abilities that's high praise uh i think they like they think of roles that are me and then they ask me to play myself as that person but that's one of the powers of having like a good archetype i suppose so yeah i am a guy i am a very specific guy yeah and i seem to amuse them so exactly i'm honored i was pumped about it and i can't wait for that to come out well we're just giving out dick suckings i think uh i gotta give ellen a little bit of a dick sucking the fucking uh that out of order shit has been so funny it's been really good so well directed recently i think that like just the i was

telling him earlier but i might as well say it publicly just like the like stillness and intention that everything is directed with is just like getting really good performances out of like people who are just not actors at all i think it's just like pretty sick yeah yeah yeah it's been fun it's been fun to shoot them too i'm talking about the ones that you haven't been in yeah yeah no i know what you mean for sure but they have been good it's been really fun yeah no like even just like the difference in the last like six months of like it's like we show up and it's just like instantly just like right down to business and it's the so stylized and uh just everything is good about it we always joke about one that we filmed we filmed this one sketch like it had to

have been like a year ago it was one of the first ones that we tried to film and it was like kale it was a disaster and it was unbelievably funny but like not in the right not how it was supposed to be funny it was insane we were filming it at greer's house and like people posted there collages of shane gillis that kind of funny yeah not how it's supposed to be yeah it was so but like just like looking at that to now is so funny or it's it's impressive um very impressive i was talking with owen and you know i want to get back involved uh and do some of them but i'll probably like do the ones that the ones that you're not in yeah so then we'll also have to talk to sag obviously and figure out like what the logistics are with your booking rates and stuff yeah well the problem for me is

that like as soon as i do one sketch i want to do like a hundred sketches and i i kind of came back into the writer's room and was like listening to it all and i was like do i even i do i even like doing sketches yeah you. You know? Like, I was, like, part of, like, two or three sketches. Yeah. I can't tell if you're being serious or not. I'm trying to do to sketches what you do to drinking. Ah.

Which is to say, I'll do them, but not when you're there. Oh, I see. I see. I see. Because I don't want to do sketches with you. I only want to do them with big time comedians that's damn good that's not true at all that's damn good nuance

so nuanced nobody got it you know it's good parody no but I think that that's spot on because sass is a bad bad person this is out of control. No, I'm happy for you that you got your demons, that you fought them back into their locker.

Fucking locked that fucking safe up. And hopefully we just throw that shit in the Hudson River and let it sink with the fucking elephant tusks. Yeah, hopefully. Just beat that shit like Rocky. Well, I think the biggest thing is that I've realized that I enjoy being sober, which is good. Have you ever tried liquor? Yeah. You think maybe that's the answer?

Definitely not. I think when we switched you to liquor, it made you like a whiskey man or something. No, I've tried that. What about mixed drinks? Yeah, mixed drinks. Mixed drinks, I've been down. Dude, I've done the mixed drinks, and then I drink them at the same pace as beer. Negroni.

You can't drink a Negroni fast. They're too bitter. Negronis are disgusting. It's an acquired taste and we will. I'm not trying to acquire any new tastes. Let's acquire. Let's get you acquired. When was the last time you're, I mean, your taste buds change every seven years.

So when was your last, when was your last taste bud change? When was the last time you started eating something new? that's a good question um no shit bro i don't know when the last time i guess pad thai was probably the newest the newest food that i've enjoyed when did you did you ever not enjoy pad thai before that we just tried it wow you really you really went beyond the pale there like five years ago i had it for the first time and then i eat it like every week grease slop yeah it's good it's really good i've been on a big spaghetti and meatball kick which is italian pad thai yeah i'm just making it myself it's so easy yeah very straightforward just some good old-fashioned

meatballs and some spaghetti carbone sauce damn yeah. Yeah, they sell it at my grocery store. It's not a big deal. Holy shit. What is it? Whole Foods? Nope. Trader Joe's? Nah. Aldi? I can't say. It'll expose my location. Erichon? The last thing I need is my location being exposed. It's Emily Ratajkowski Street. If you find

Emma, you can find me. If you can find Emma, you'll know where I'm at i'll be in houston at this weekend oh beautiful city houston on friday new orleans on saturday oh my god boy oh boy am i not selling tickets well uh come you will not get covet uh you can stretch out they don't get a whole row to yourself. You can really stretch out. Hey, just be happy you're not doing the fucking 500-seat improv. Every time you talk, you hear your voice smack the back of the room.

Yeah, there's going to be an echo. There's going to be an echo. I could do this acoustic. I could do an unplugged comedy show in New Orleans. It's built for, like, opera. Dude, this fucking new orleans show and then after the fact my team was like well it's a tough market i'm like then why am i fucking going they love to say that yeah they go well this one no one sells well here and it's a good thing we did

five shows there then new orleans is like louisville it's such a good city though good thing i'm treating myself to the four seasons are you actually i'm doing i'm staying at the four seasons in on friday in houston or new orleans houston if they're not that expensive when you go to like when you're not in like new york and fucking i found a pretty good rate yeah man i haven't gotten around to that i've never gotten around to the upgrading your hotel. I was just at a point where I was like, I'm going to be miserable this weekend. What's the difference between making like $200 and no $100? Yeah, true.

But I'm definitely at the point where I'm flights. I'm getting first class if it's not insanely expensive. It's the hedonic treadmill, bro. You are not going to be able to go backwards once you upgrade your that is true once you upgrade your rooms like you're going to be yeah but that by the time you're 25 you're going to have a gold-plated toilet yeah but i were i i'm not as concerned about the hotel thing because the way that i live already the hotel the worst hotel is better than my room yeah that's true If someone were to rent your apartment as an Airbnb, they would sue the company.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So I don't think I'll ever get to the luxury hotel. As long as it has a bed and AC, I'm fine. You'll get there. But where did Gardini sleep? On my couch. Really?

Yeah. Did you... And what about bathing and stuff like that? You showered up and stuff? Yeah, we had to go to... We had to go to... what was the store called? We had to go to a store to get him a towel. Did he stay there both nights?

Yes. But he stayed out later than me on the night of the party. So how'd he get back in? I said, well, you heard the buzz of my phone. I made a custom buzz that I would wake up when he buzzed in. Really? Yeah. Damn. Because I was like, dude, I i mean we're sitting there and i'm like i'm sober i'm literally just sitting scrolling my

phone i'm like dude this is insane i was like what it's light outside why are we here still and they're like we're gonna go to the deli and get bread i'm like i'm going home call me whenever you get to my apartment and then he called me like seven hours later. And I was like, I'm so happy I went home. But it is a one of one night. They must have had a fucking blast. Yeah. Yeah.

For sure. It was. Did you guys, you watched the whole show? Yeah. Yeah. I watched, in truth, I watched his monologue live, and then I watched one sketch, and then I watched all the rest of the sketches. I mean, that first sketch was fucking incredible.

The Jamaican sketch was incredible. Oh, it was super funny. Yeah, that was good. I loved, and I know this, the Limu Emu one they didn't air. That was perfect. I think that's, like, people are saying that's the best one. K't air. That was perfect. I think that's like people are saying that's the best one. Killed me. That was so fucking funny.

But he goes, you're dirty, Limu. And now you dirtied me up too. I thought that was hilarious. I don't know. I wonder why they didn't air that. He was going for a gun. He didn't even move. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, it was cool. I wonder if they're going gonna have more comics host now i'd like to see tim dylan host that show oh yeah wow i think that would be funny that'd be fun um if you don't drink uh you would have done bad in uh key west this weekend yeah a lot of drinking oh yeah what was that fucking text you sent us like two in the morning yeah what was that there's like a nude bar i was like dozing off when i read that and i was like surely that's

not real and then i fell asleep there's a there's like a bar where it's like the first floor is normal third floor second floor is normal and then the third floor is called the garden of eden and it's like a fucking it's like a nudist bar yeah well did you go naked no oh okay so that's what i was hoping but i and then in my head i was like i think you went nude no i think you got in the neckeds no i wasn't uh it's like for fat old guys yeah i think that's what all nude places are for everything nude is for just like the horniest people who are like oh i'm gonna die soon so i might as well live out my fantasy it's for dudes with massive guts exactly like bird like it's like they're fucking randy from trailer park boys like their guts are so big that it doesn't even count as nudity yeah it's like a loincloth exactly it's like hanging so low like a pregnant woman's belly but like yeah um but yeah there was a dude uh yeah unscrewing his uh

his fake leg as he got naked that's crazy why don't you just keep the leg on because you gotta go naked it says god intended it's the garden of eden really that was the reason i mean i assumed i it's just like people are just like getting so if he was fully nude with the legs still screwed in there was going to be a bouncer that come up and be like we said nude that means everything off buddy everything there was a dude in the corner who also reminded me of you because he was like leaned up against the stage where the dj was hitting a jewel exactly like you pants off dick out but he got his shirt on

i would do that for sure if i knew that was an option i would definitely do that i mean anything is an option the only option is that you you're not allowed to have like your phone out dude seeing people naked is like so jarring and unsettling unsexy too there's nothing like sexy or attractive about everybody dude he's like turn around and high five somebody and i turned around there's like just two naked girls to like high five and it was like so off yeah like it's not like a threatening or like when i did the when i was at when i was at skank fest and they did the naked roast i walked in for like 45 seconds and then they brought out the first dude

and he just had a fucking hammer and he's just this skinny dude up on stage just ready to do roast jokes and i was like this is so uncomfortable you gotta be like roast me yeah what are you gonna say what are you gonna say what it's too big that's all you got yeah could have fit it in if you even if you try to your best but it's funny because no one makes jokes they don't make jokes about their bodies because they haven't seen anything beforehand if i had known this guy had a rope roast jokes and they go up and they just do like your dad's in jail for six duis and then this dude's just sitting there with his massive penis unveiled for the world to see right you're ignoring the fucking elephant trunk in the

room yeah but uh there there is like an inherent unsexiness and then like we went back just being like is it some freak shit like we went back just to see it on a different night and the bartender from the first night he brought in he like he brought in some like like he like girls who are probably like 23 or like 25 and then it got like super weird we're like let's get the fuck out of here like i feel like that's the only scenario where you would actually want to be there yeah but we were there to be like for like the lols you were there to laugh yeah and just like have fun and then when they bring in actually hot people you're like now this is weird now this sucks yeah this is weird as shit why do they

look so comfortable in their bodies it was like very we're like all right let's get the fuck out of here like this shit was but key west is an all-time horny town oh yeah it's old people all old people tons of sex shops tons of strip clubs and you're like walking by they're like hey we babysit husbands in here like trying to get people to come into the strip clubs just old ass dudes like slapping their fucking old wives on the ass be like hey let's hurry home daddy's got to take a shit and like just gross fucking weird old horny shit yeah and everyone's sweaty sweaty i feel like that would be i if i was going to go to a place like that i'd want it to be in like minneapolis in the winter what somewhere where i'm not going to sweat at all uh nate a nude nudist place or a horny place

a horny place there's a little like no sweat i don't A nudist place or a horny place? A horny place. There's no sweat. I don't want to be in a fucking horny sweat place. Somewhere where you're horny and just dripping. That's disgusting. But I think those go hand in hand. The elevated body temperature, the motality of the sperm.

Yeah, I guess you're moving quicker. It was a sweet town. It kind of reminded me of New Orleans, honestly. There's some very vibey spots that are just like outdoorsy feeling. What club are you doing in New Orleans? Howlin' Wolf. Oh, I've heard about that one. Is it on bourbon?

It's not on bourbon. You said pillbox? No, it's a kill box. A kill box. Yeah. Ceilings are so low. 350 seater. No need to add a second show

we're gonna do the one so if you don't get there I will not be back did you guys see the video of all like tickets at francisells.com of the sorority girls in New Orleans doing like the fucking uh like dancing in like a gas station parking lot

to some New Orleans-ass style music? No. No. I don't think I saw that. Let's not talk about it then. Fuck it. Fuck it. You see that video of the dude who lit himself on fire?

Yes. Crazy. Crack some jokes. I had some. Did you? No. Yeah, I did. What were they?

I tried to do one on stage last night. Didn't fly. Crickets. Yeah. People do not like on stage last night. Didn't fly. Crickets. Yeah, people do not like someone joking about that. They did not like that. I wasn't making fun of the guy. I was making fun of the act of lighting yourself on fire. Do you know what the scientific word for that is?

No. Self-immolation. Well done. Brilliant. Fuck. I should add that to the set. Historically, it's been a very important way to kind of yeah well i know that they did it for the vietnam war on the cover of that against

the machine album and then also the arab spring started because a guy lit himself on fire i think in tunisia it's pretty crazy to do yeah also you gotta really care you gotta really want it you gotta really care yeah Richard Pryor we're getting word that Richard Pryor himself and the guy did it for a photo shoot for the rage against the machine cover yeah yeah which is ballsy you got a really rage super ballsy you gotta really hate the machine to light yourself on fire yeah

that's fucking that's nuts it's a I did it i will say i did it i did it three times last night the joke yeah two times it bombed one time it killed and then this dude came up to me after and he was like i i was two blocks away from where i live i live in dc i'm just here for a night and he was like that was fucking hilarious i did it to escape yeah i had to get out of the city dude I'll never forget that smell did you watch the video? no I don't like watching people burn yeah I watched the video and it was pretty unsettling

yeah it's tough that's a nightmare of mine well I think it's all in your own hands I don't think it's pretty avoidable I've got a lot of control over that, I think it's all in your own hands, honestly. I think it's pretty avoidable. Got a lot of control over that fear. I am deathly afraid of lighting myself on fire. That's like when they say that people are afraid of heights because they're afraid that they're going to jump. Jumping off the balcony.

Good solution to that. Don't do it. Don't jump. Harder than you think. True. Terra firma. Do you think, yeah. Edgar firma. Do you think? Edgar Allan Poe had a famous poem called The Imp of the Perverse, where he talked about how in all of our minds we have this little imp that tells us to do the very thing that would lead to our destruction.

So when you stand on the edge of a subway track, you know you're not going to jump, but you think for a second like it wouldn't be that hard what's preventing me one moment of madness taking a step forward death yeah i think it's just the the idea of the sweet release i don't want i've been waiting for the subway and been like i don't want to go on the subway i wish i could just transport home what's the easiest solution to that throw myself go all the way home kill myself yeah um bill burr has that old bit about the he's like i don't want to kill myself he's like i thought about killing myself hundreds of times yeah it's like sometimes like when i'll pull the i'll pull the light switch down i'll pull the i'll pull the cord down on the fan and it'll it'll bounce back up and it'll twirl around into a little noose.

I was thinking about just throwing my head in there. I think about it when I'm even drinking a beer or if you're drinking a beer with somebody at the bar, you're just having the most normal conversation. You're like, wow, I could really change things if I poured this beer out on their head right now. Oh, yeah. I've had that. I used to have that a lot when I was younger. Or if I smashed this bottle over their head, I'd change both of our nights. I've had that. I used to have that a lot when I was younger. Or like if I smashed this bottle over their head, I'd change both of our nights. I've had conversations. I've had been having conversations.

It's always when I'm like what used to be that would happen when I first started drinking. And I'd be like, dude, I could just like punch you in the face right now if I really wanted to. It's like a weird impulse. I've been thinking about killing people so much lately that I'm afraid about the fact that i'm saying it right now yeah you should cut that out if someone did die you're like well he talked about this would come up well he brought it up i am implicating myself right now this is an implication the implications don't mean anything unless you actually have to like like consciously like act against them. Yeah.

But hold on a minute. What if what if someone dies and I'm there like I remember I listened to a murder. This is a problem. What I've just done is a problem. No, you'll be fine. But the fact that you couched it, I think that the fact you couched it, that Poe talked about it. I'm kidding. There you go.

There we go. It's over. There we go. It's over. There we go. Get out of jail free card. I was thinking about, I was listening to a, I remember I used to listen to this murder podcast. It was called Small Town Murder. Oh, that's for women.

Yeah, but I was very young. Yeah, you know. You had an- Oh, then it's okay. I used to be kind of a freak back then, but- You were tender like Julius Caesar's nephew. And there was this one, they were talking, they were reading the case, and there was this dude, he would have such strong impulses that he'd have to leave the room.

To kill? Because he was like, or else I'm going to kill that person. I think that's when it's like, oh, this is an issue. Yeah, I'm not there. I've never been to the point where I'm like, I got to step away because I don't know what I'm capable of. I'm not there. I don't know what I'm about to do. This is where I'm like i gotta step away because i don't know what i'm capable of i'm not there i don't know what i'm about to do this this is what's this is this is where i'm at now yeah the reason i'm not

killing people is not because i'm like wow that's morally wrong or i don't think I could do that. It's because I don't want to go to the hassle of acquiring a weapon or doing that to my family. I really think of you as a bare hands guy whenever I think about when I fantasize about your murders. Because I've definitely thought about you killing as well. Yeah. You're not alone in these thoughts. About you. About me. About you killing.

Yeah. We're all having them. Who am I killing in your fantasy we're all having them who am i killing in your fantasy in your fantasy who am i killing nate usually like if i saw you in nate if if if our office wasn't on the second floor of the building and it was on like the 20th floor and i saw you guys getting into the elevator together to go down i would be concerned for nate's safety no kneeling on his fucking upper arms while you strangle him that's kind of how i see it but you're saying if that elevator lied if that elevator ride was one minute longer no i i'm trying to think i definitely i don't have a list uh that sounds

like you do no i don't but sometimes now like someone will do something or say something to me and uh i might i just have a quick flash of a thought of like they're dead that guy just died i did it i'm gonna do it see i think that must be a different you're i think the thing is though you're in a different like that wasn't that big of a deal like you got my coffee order he just called me a ginger yeah like you're in a different you're in a different uh like group of human like i i don't have those thoughts because i wouldn't be able to do that like i i can't kill someone with my body i'm not strong enough it's like the same yeah you could no you just need to pick someone who's small yeah but i think you're in a i think you're in a class

of people who you could kill someone with your bare fists well i think the percentage of people that he could kill is much greater yeah yeah yeah your percentage you're at like you could probably like 35 percent of the population he could kill 95 of the population with his hands yeah wow and my my percentage that's an empowering thought what a nice thing to say oh of course don't you think so or what would you put the percentage of the population good question well you have to think right uh there's a lot of children that i could kill of course. Don't you think so? Or what would you put the percentage of the population? That's a good question. Well, you have to think, right? There's a lot of children that I could kill. Of course. And the elderly. And the elderly.

And most women. Not to be sexist, but a lot of women. I think a good amount of elderly people could give me a run for my money. Oh, yeah. And most women as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could kill. There's a lot of people. Clemmer, I think I could take down with my fists pretty easily.

Yeah. And then there's a section that I'd Clemmer, I think I can take down with my fists pretty easily. Yeah. And then there's a section that I'd have to get crafty about. But then there's some people that I couldn't. Oh, yeah. Because they're on the lookout. And they are smart. Like Joe Rogan, you couldn't kill. Most people that train MMA or like train jiu-jitsu.

Not with my bare hands, certainly. You wouldn't be able to kill Joe Rogan with a gun. I don't know about that. Dude, he has like a private militia following him around 24 hours a day. That's true. You wouldn't even get within 100 yards of him if you had a gun. Couldn't kill the president. I think you'd have a better chance killing Joe Biden than you would killing Joe Rogan.

I think if you like coughed into his mouth, you might be able to take him out. Who can you kill? You can kill a lot of people whores dude have you watched kat williams no on shannon sharp oh yeah yeah when he's like what do you think of kanye and he's like what do we expect he married a whore yeah and sh And Shannon Sharp goes, oh, dear Jesus. And he goes, I didn't mean it like that. And you think he's going to be like, I don't mean that she's a whore. And he goes, I mean that he wanted to marry a whore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny.

Yeah. My favorite joke of his. He qualifies it as almost like I don't want to offend Kanye by saying that. My favorite joke of his is when he's talking about how he golfs a lot in that interview. And he's like, you play from the tips? He's like, no, I play from the ladies' tees. He's like, I don't care what my pronouns are when I'm golfing. I'm they, them, she, her.

There's no benefit. It's the same thing. We've got to have his ass on to riff. Yeah, yeah. It's the same thing. We got to have his ass on to riff. Yeah, we'll get him on. Yeah, we'll get Cap. Definitely. Or dude, I mean, once he gets SNL, we all got to drink. We'll drink heavy that night.

He should get SNL. Yeah. Cap Williams? You would drink that night. Heavy. No, heavy. Heavy Henny. I wanted to be clear.

I didn't drink because of SNL. I drank because of the situation I was put in. I haven't been in a large, crowded bar slash party. Let me ask you a question. Why are you taking us seriously on this? I don't know. Because you're taking it seriously. Yes.

And you want to justify or rationalize it to us who are not taking it seriously. For whatever it is. It's actually spot on. For whatever it means, I'm on your side. Yeah, same. I'm totally on your side. Whatever you choose for yourself is the right path. Somewhat.

But it's fun to give you shit. There's definitely a path that's not the right path. But know that whatever you choose, I'm going to oppose it. Yeah, yeah there's definitely a path that's not the right path but know that whatever you choose i'm gonna oppose it yeah yeah no i get that so if you started drinking i would be mad at you for drinking yeah and then if you chose sobriety i'm gonna be bummed out that you're not drinking with me on my birthday understandable so because that's just you and i are like that we're totally opposites attract understood also dude i mean i was gonna say for for your birthday you should do something that he likes and that'd be like we all go fishing or something we should go paintballing yep for your birthday that's not a bad idea do

you like that oh it'd be so fun i haven't done that ever i've only done it once and i've never done it either back let's let's do that for you probably can't even do it in new york you probably gotta go to fucking jersey or some shit they have it up at my place upstate really let's do that for your birthday. You probably can't even do it in New York. You probably got to go to fucking Jersey or some shit. They have it up at my place upstate. Really? Mm-hmm. Let's do it, boys. Done. For the birthday.

Paintballing. You got to be worried about him, though. He's probably going to swap those paintballs out with real bullets. I'm going to freeze him. Bro, we didn't even talk about the fucking fish that I caught. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Best fisher on the show.

Yeah. Without a doubt. 180-pound swordfish. That is cumulatively more weight than all the fish he's ever caught. That's definitely true. Did you hook it? Certainly. Yeah.

Your rod? I mean, it was a bunch of rods out there. Live bait? Yeah. You're looking at me like I get it. All of this. It's like when you guys talk about rappers dude 180 pounds now that's that's that's very impressive that's outrageous well so next time let's get it let's go down to florida and let's get a boat together and you can take me out why because you know the ropes i mean i we had a it was a chartered thing like we had a guide okay

i didn't do it all on my own are you are you are you devaluing i'm clowning on you bro i'm clowning on you but are you saying that it's like a less valuable i drop it down by 100 pounds why i'd say i'd say you caught an 80 pound swordfish which is still huge when you factor in the charter and the guide and it not really even being your rod it was my rod and then on top of it there you had live bait i'd go yeah you caught maybe like what a 20 pound bass you saw the picture of it right you saw the picture of it let's drop it down you caught a big striper no you you saw a picture of it did it not look like a fucking whale no it was a tank it was absolutely it was definitely 180

pounds also i didn't catch that i just wanted to get in with you guys so bad that i just caught it uh i there's another you're in with me i just don't know if you're in with him i'm barely in with him i don't know if he's ever taking me fishing again i google imaged a really and i i google imaged 170 pound bass in case you guys looked up 180 pound bass damn when i told everybody i was with that that's that's what i was doing by the way i was or whatever the fuck i don't even know if there are 180 pound bass yeah but uh when i told everyone that i was googling 170 pounds just in case you guys looked up 180 pounds to try and catch me in a lie they're like you're a psycho yeah yeah that is crazy i was like

i should have flipped the image so they couldn't reverse google search google image search it yeah but i just really wanted to get in with the fisherman boys i was excited about you catching i know i know and it breaks my heart to tell you but i'm an honest that's okay so did you catch anything it's a good fib i didn't go fishing oh okay by the way lying about fishing is like one of those things that's an actual time trope right yeah fish tails yeah you can and you can get away with it so easily i did get away with it i had to confess i would have believed you completely yeah i just sent a fake picture of a also i don't think that's 170 pounds that fish the fish looked pretty small to be 170 pounds. Oh, now you're a fucking sleuth.

Well, now that I know it's not your fish, yeah, I'm going to sleuth on it for sure. But you just said it was a whale. It was huge, but I mean, dude, 170 pounds is fucking massive. That's crazy. I looked up the scope of- It's a human. I'm 170 pounds. Yeah. More like 190, but who's counting?

Oh, God. You fat piece of shit are you actually 190 no i'm 180 remember those when you were in middle school and you wanted to put your arm around a girl at the movies did you guys do that no i never i never have been to the movies with a girl i think that was like an older time thing because i was like that was all there was to do was go to the movies have you gone to the movies was go to the movies. Have you gone to the movies? I've been. How many times? Have I been to the movies? Yeah.

Probably like 30. Okay. Probably went 30 times over the last two years. Yeah. That's impressive. Well, I'm a file. I'm a cinephile. Yeah, you are a pedophile.

Dune 2. Boy, can't wait. Big fan. I fell asleep an hour into Dune. Damn it. Yeah, that shit looked mid as hell. Regular? Keeps coming up on my fucking Amazon.

Dune 1? I'm going to get this dumb shit away. Get this freak shit off my screen. Oh, no. Can't have it. That's good. It's as good as it gets. Timothy Chow Man.

I watched The Matrix for the first time two nights ago. What did you think of the special effects of it? So bad, but it was a good movie. Yeah, it's great. Yeah but it was a good movie. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's a great movie. But we used to do this thing where we would try to get our arm around the girl.

Yeah, yeah, you do small fish, big fish, yeah. That's right. But there was another one we would do where we would say, did you know that the distance

between this shoulder and this shoulder is the same as the distance between this shoulder? Yeah, yeah, I get it. No, I got it. And that shoulder? Wait, finish it.

Finish the line. I had to consummate the shoulder. See, I wouldn't like that. If I was going to go to the movies and I paid all that money to go to the movies, I'd be like, why are you trying to fuck me? Did you see the dude who tweeted about that? There was a tweet where it was like, what's stopping you from giving head to a girl in a movie theater there's like a

drawn oh i saw that yeah and he's like paying that much like paying that much for fucking popcorn and giving head we got headed home no i saw the one where the person was like you know there's cameras all over the movie theater. Is that so? Yeah. Since people started shooting those things up. That's just in Colorado. Oh, yeah, right. Colorado. No.

We have had at home a much better tweet to be referencing than that stupid-ass one you just brought up. All right, well, I guess we'll wrap it up. I'm going to be in San Diego

this weekend and limited tickets remaining. Those shows are flying. Also, if anyone knows what the fishing scene is like out there, let me know because I'm planning on getting drenched when I'm out there. We got Madison. We're going to be in Madison the week after.

The week after. So I guess next week. Those are actually limited, super limited. Well, so is San Diego. I already got one sold out. So do we. Madison. Madison, those are good luck getting them yeah if

you don't want to struggle to get tickets come see me in Houston it'll be cheaper to fly to New Orleans and see Francis than it will to get the primo seats in Madison tickets at Francis Ellis calm can't wait to see you guys there no Patriots I will be walking my dog this weekend wait didn't they

Patriots just get terrible scores on like, they did those like team reviews? Yeah, everyone does. No, they didn't. Eagles didn't. Okay, well, the Eagles suck, so it doesn't matter. How many Super Bowls have they ever won? One? More than the Patriots.

Not even close. Way more than the Patriots. Not even, literally not even. Way more than the Patriots. Not even close. You don't know ball. I know ball, and I looked it up, and the Eagles are actually the poorest franchise in all of the NFL. That's not true.

It is. The Patriots are below the poverty line. The Patriots are the second richest. Richest? Yeah. What does rich mean? It means they have the most money. After the Cowboys?

No, they don't. Cowboys and Giants and the Washington Commanders all have more money than the broke-ass Patriots. No. Yeah. Wrong. Look it up. I looked it up earlier this year. You're the broke-ass Patriots no yeah wrong look it up I looked it up earlier

broke-ass I saw fucking Robert Kraft with a tin can fucking begging for money outside the Boston train station with his broke-ass it's crazy did you watch the doc on the Patriots the Apple one yeah it's great the fact that I had no idea that Robert Kraft was able to buy the team because he like bought the parking lots around Foxborough he's a genius and just kind of like infiltrated his way in by your owning your team owner is a parking lot attendant dude that got me so fired up for fucking football that scene where in the 2002 super bowl where the rams all announced each day they went out like player by player yeah and then we're going out as by player yeah and then they fucking smack but you can also imagine that uh if the patriots had gone out first they might have gone out individually

and then the rams would have said we're not gonna do that yeah also none of us were even alive in by the way we went to play we were all alive you're gonna love this we went to play. We were all alive. You're going to love this. We went to play Brown when I was a freshman. Yeah. And we got there and all of them had their names on the back of their jerseys. Oh, yeah. And our coach pulled us in for the pregame huddle. And he goes, you want to know how I know we're going to fucking win today? Because we don't have our names or individual names on the backs of our jerseys.

And we got smoked. We got absolutely dismissed. He's like, we have Harvard on the front of our jerseys. And we lost like 13 to 4. That's hilarious. Maybe if you guys had a little individual pride. Yeah. This is a goal scoring sport.

I don't think it fucking matters what it says on our shirts. They're just so funny. Yeah. pride yeah this is a goal scoring I don't think it fucking matters what it says on our shirts yeah the Yankees are some shit yeah all right all right see you guys next week