Son of a Boy Dad - Fried Dough | Son of a Boy Dad #346

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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It's like... Oh, it's a little spicy. Yeah, it's a little spicy. Is it really spicy? Not really spicy. I didn't eat, I said no. It's a little spicy. She said it was like mild, mild picante.

Well, when my friend offers me a nice gift, I said I would have some after. And I said it's hot. No, I can't do pre-show meal. It's nice, it's like an exact amount of fuel that you need. This is really nice. Isn't that nice? Here, bro, have yours. You need to have some here.

Don't be a scumbag. I don't think I'm being a scumbag You are definitely being a scumbag I'll have it after It's not gonna be hot I'll heat it up It's not not heat it up how Throw it in the microwave

It's not how you do a fucking I'll bring it back down to the truck I'll say throw her back on for a couple minutes It's not it's not a truck I'm telling you it's no fucking four foot lady All righty All righty back to the son of a boy dad podcast today it is it is October 21st October 21st it's

11 11 a.m make a wish October goes faster than any month of beer yeah probably I'll stand on that business I kind of go all the same rate just the standard rate of time you know I need you now Rome more than ever I'm with you and I are on the same page always always Because I brought in tamales as a treat for all of us. I had my tamale. Francis wolfed his down as I glared at him. And Francis won't touch it or sash won't touch his tamale. No, I said I'll have my tamale after the show.

It's a hot. Hot tamale. Tomali. You want a cold tamale. I think I'm going to throw it in the air friar when I get home. Look how moisten is. Just get a little extra cooking on it. I'm sure it's all the bacteria is gone.

Why would there be any bacteria? That's xenophobic. You got it on the street. Yeah, you're xenophobic. That's xenophobic. You're deeply racist if you don't eat this street meat. You literally have bought those on the subway. Yeah.

On the way over here. You eat dominoes at three in the morning. No, that's different. That's different. That's clean. These are front facing immigrants I buy from. You're buying from back of house immigrants at the fucking Dominoes who aren't even like the cash register.

Domino's is, it's, you know, it's a proper restaurant. His immigrants are hearing the footsteps of ice. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, they have to be mobile. You know how, like, when you throw a pass over the middle and, like, your slot receiver won't catch it because he hears footsteps, you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're hearing the boots.

Yeah. Of ice. Exactly. They're trying thing ever towards them. They're almost just, like, fucking ducking. They're one undercooked churro away from heading back. And that's how they, that's how they determine it. If you give rotten street food, the ice will be on your ass.

Yeah. A churro. you brought a churro in. No, have you ever had a subway churro? The subway churros are the most disgusting thing. They've been there since the 1970s. It's the same stack of like 200 high fucking churros. Do you know the ones I'm talking about?

Have you ever seen the ones in the subway? And I never understand how that works because I don't know who's like, I got three minutes till the a train, just enough time for a churro. Oh, thank God. Like the lady walking by. Yeah. Thank God. I was starving.

You buy a bag and they fucking put 18 in there because they know that they're so bad that they might as well give you volume as opposed to quality. Churro's got to be a pretty cheap, cheap product to make. Yeah, it's tamale. Yeah. It's tamale and cinnamon. Without the corn. Yeah. Is it corn?

What is the dough of churro? I would think it's just bread dough. Yeah. And they fry it and then roll it. It's pretty much the same thing as fried dough. Yeah. It is. Yeah.

It is, yeah, for sure. It is better, though. It is definitely fried dough. Do special. But they've served it at like high-end restaurants now with like a moly chocolate dipping sauce. Fried dough? No, but a churo. Oh, Chiro, yeah.

Yeah, I've seen that. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. I've seen, well, I've seen like, you know, photos, videos. I'd never seen it in person. That was AI. But I, I thought you meant they started serving fried dough at restaurants.

That would be funny. Hmm. What do you mean? Like a funnel cake? I don't know. Have you ever had fried dough? dough like at like a fair yeah like funnel cake it's just fried dough he's never had fried dough I don't know if you've this is a man who's never had fried dough

what's the difference what do you think funnel yeah like fried dough is to funnel cake what pounded out chicken cutlets are to a full breast yeah fried dough is like flat little bubbly it's like a non yeah yeah that's fair yeah but it's thin it's crispy it's like American if you're if you're lucky you'll get like a little pool of the oil in one of the little craters. A bunch of powdered sugar. Powdered sugar, brown sugar. What is it?

So, why haven't I had it? It's a fair food. Is it a New England thing? Could be. Is it everywhere thing? I have a hard time believing it is. Fried dough. Sean, have you had fried dough?

See? I'm thinking it might be a New England thing, dude. This is news to me. It's great. You should try it. Yeah. Yeah, funnel cake. Is it really the same thing as funnel cake?

I think it's just like, it's drizzled, like, yeah. Interesting. I never really knew. Maybe I've never had funnel cake. I don't think I've never had funnel cake. Really? I'm quite sure I've never had it. Maybe we're talking about the exact same thing.

It's just a different name. It's like corn and maize. I think I've never had fun. I think I've never had mazes. Speaking of corn mazes, have you guys ever gone to a haunted hayride? Did you have those? Yeah, but I don't think I ever went to like a real one. They're awesome.

Why didn't you go to the real ones? Like a haunted house? No. a haunted hay ride. Hunted hayride. I said hayride and don't you dare tell me I said house. No, no, you said hayride. I'm just trying to get a, get a good idea of what to picture here. We're talking about, no, I have not. You're on the back of a truck that has bales of hay and people sit on it, and there's frights and spooks. I've been on the back of a hay truck or of a truck while people sit on hay, but we weren't telling scary stories. Ours was,

you're not either. It's not like a do-it-yourself spook-a-phon. It's, uh, it's, it's, more like they they have people in the woods with masks on and chainsaws and um it's like a drive through horror or yeah it's like a drive-thouse yeah we had a really good one in gorham main it was really scary i'm sure and the tractor with the the the hay tractor part was pulled by a tractor it was pulled by tractor at one point that the real big spook of the whole time uh was when they had an 18 wheeler that out of nowhere would turn on its lights and drive at you you like and stop because they had some logs that would stop it quickly as if it was going to hit you imagine being the driver is that just getting fucking whiplashed every time yeah i mean it's

like the tush push you're like fuck me these were kids too you know kids driving the 18 wheeler kids driving the tractor that's crazy that is fucking nuts i went to one recently and they had like a haunted monster truck that you could rip through a cornfield like you sit in the back of it and strap in like six people at a time it was fucking sick that is cool it was like an outdoor one you could booze beforehand there was an area for the adults you kind of get a almost like a cabana type area and you're just booze and you have a section to booze where was this probably rural pennsylvania it sounds like years ago oh i thought you meant you went like last week no i i want to go back with children there's so many activities for children in the fall i know the most daring

people on the hayride would sit on the end with their legs dangling off and I would do that and then I would wiggle them to make sure that the guys in the masks knew I wasn't that scared you're not doing the job well enough have a boyish joy to you yeah yeah I never I never went to one of those I went to I went to a couple haunted houses I think but when I was very young I was never big into it what about what about some of these interactive haunted houses I'm sure we've talked about this before but when they like touch you yeah the ones that are like truly psychologically traumatically altering yeah i don't fuck with that at all you like you go into a room and there's a woman being like suffocated with a plastic bag yeah target or something and she's like

screaming it was you could just see the the the mouth part kind of going and you're like i only need a finger do you mind can i just fix this can i just save her life really quick you can't there's no way the bag is taught it's got duct tape around the neck what are we doing here people did you guys watch task still haven't still haven't still haven't I thought this is a second to last episode no something like that happens oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah you guys saw that of course that's how yeah just poke the fucking finger through that's a tough way tough way to go I don't think you could take me out with a plastic bag.

Oh, definitely. You could take them out, take you out with like a newspaper. A wet newspaper. I think I'll get a trick. Like a big glass of water.

A newspaper. Drunk too quickly. I think a fucking New York Times from like 20 years ago could get you. I remember one time I put a plastic bag over my own head to see what would happen.

So I was like, everyone was like it's so, like, never put a plastic bag on your head. It's so dangerous. And I did the same. There's no way it's that dangerous. And then I put it over my head and I was, I didn't like tighten it. I thought it was like as soon as it went over my head, I was going to like explode or some shit. And I put it over and nothing happened.

Took it all. Why did you guys both do this? I had a morbid curiosity. Every, every door that said do not enter when I was a kid, I fucking went through. Yeah. I went to, I remember going to a museum with my family and there was a fire exit and it had a sign that was like, do, you know, fire exit, and I, like, walked up to it, looked around, and I just touched the metal bar that you had to push in, and immediately, alarms throughout the museum

went off. I didn't push it. I didn't compress it. I just touched it. And then a security guard came out, to his credit, I mean, I was seven or eight or something like that. My face beat red. And he comes out, and he, like, comes over, and he turns a key.

stop the alarm and my parents had come grab me and they'd realize I had set this off and he came over and he was like I was watching him through the security camera no don't do it don't do it kid and he did it oh my god but he wasn't mad you know no no I mean that happens that's got to happen all the time yeah kids love doing that we had we had so many kids like I remember being in multiple like places where just a kid would pull the fire alarm and like the whole day it was fucked yeah I mean On this job, you've done that on the most dangerous game show. You grabbed a walkie-talkie and shouted May Day into it on the full set. That's a little different.

No, no, it's the exact same thing. It's not being able to control your impulses. A little bit, but different in a different way. The fire alarm is like you just got to take a couple, like just walk away, you know. Same with the walkie-talkie, just walk away. He's right by me all day. Don't yell me. It was like if you were walking around with the fire alarm.

It's like you, it's like when you see a cop's gun on his hip and you're like, I could just fucking grab it. The fucking walkie talkie just dangling off that guy's waist and you grabbed it off him. Apparently the cop's guns have like a certain holster now so that you can't grab it. It's got the button thing. Yeah. But if you know your way around, you can get in there. It's all about the angle.

The homage are the only ones who are perplexed by it. What do I do here? I think that, you know, in lieu of meeting Travis Pistrana on my Make-A-Wish, what I would prefer is a day filled with being allowed to pull the levers and press the buttons that we are so forbidden from doing at our whole lives. So, you know, just one day on an airplane, it can be parked. I get to pull the emergency exit and watch the slide unfurl. watch the slide just totally. Yeah, that would be nice. Like a tongue.

I wouldn't even hate just opening the door. Yeah, that'd be fun too. Like just doing the latch. Yeah. Yeah. That big red latch on the main door that everybody walks in. I mean, I feel like, would that immediately depressurize the cabin, kill everybody and suck everyone out of the plane? Oh, if you open that in the air, yeah.

Depends on your altitude, right? No? Yeah. But it wouldn't, I don't think it would be good from any altitude. How high? Well, I mean, skydivers open the door. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

So if you're at, I don't know, I don't know where the altitude is that. I know people jump from 10,000 feet. I feel like if you opened one of those doors on a commercial flight. At cruising altitude, yeah, big trouble for sure. 50,000 or 40,000. But even at like 10,000 feet, I feel like that's going to be. Maybe. I think that those planes would be able to land with that door open, but I could be.

Yeah, you're probably right. Like, I think those planes are pretty much. But it's also just imagine trying to close the door as the, fucking went as it's going 700 miles an hour it's not I don't think it's possible this is one of those moments on the podcast where I'm going to either get a hundred DMs being like you fucking retard you really think you can open a door on a Boeing 777 no you definitely should be able to or it's going to be like you were pretty close on that I've worked in the federal FAA for 12 years and here's what happens it's a slight turn to the left but most pilots can

overpower it back to the right I can't even trust Boeing anyway dude They fucking kill all their own fucking workers. Yeah. Boeing's trouble. That's why I've always been in an Airbus, man. Oh, big trouble. Yeah. A380.

I can't believe how big Boeing is. It's a fucking massive company. I know. So it's like they can't even be responsible for all the desks. Like people who work there don't even know about the desk. I'm grilling Boeing people all the time. You know who I really like, though? It's Lockheed Martin.

The arms manufacturers? Yeah. What do you like about them? I like the name. It's such a good name. And I like what they do. What is this? Lockheed Martin.

I don't know what that is. They make weapons and bombs and... They make rockets. Rockets, yeah. They make missiles. And it's like a company? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that there was like companies that did that.

I thought that was just like only the military knew how to do that. No, the military does contracting through them, right? So like Lockheed Martin is going to make the bombs and sell them to the military. That's their biggest contract for sure. It's a tough business to be in. Why? Because it's not like the, it's not like you're like, well, these bombs will be used for good.

Oh, you mean morally? Yeah. It's not, it's like worse than being like a drug dealer. Yeah, but well, hold on a second. Again, that's a very leftist take of you. Most people would say like protecting the homeland, protecting America. Yeah, yeah. By arming our reserves and stores is a noble cause.

Definitely. It's the best way to blow up Venezuelan ships for no reason. There you go. Oh, and then you got to, was that one of ours? That one of our bombs? No, I'm sure that was another guy's bomb. Yeah, it could have been us. It wasn't a lot, dude.

But you know how at, like, the Hershey's factory, there are scientists who come up with innovative flavors for the next wave of Recy's cups or whatever? Yeah. Imagine being that guy at the Lockheed Martin factory, being like, I got a hot new fucking bomb. It's probably great. It vaporizes you.

Yeah. This one could take out the world. All right, maybe let's put that one up to the side for a little bit. Just bomb creators, like a bomb innovators. I mean, it must, it must, is it hard to make like a missile? Probably not. Like, I mean, obvious, and I can't do it. But like, if you, if you have the, like, is it hard to get the resources to make a missile?

If those gymps from the fucking Boston bombing could make one, anybody should be able to make a bomb. I didn't mean it like that. That's not what I meant. I didn't mean, like, is it easy to make a bomb? I meant like. To make it fly through the air. like those guys are building like hydrogen bombs but it's like if you just if you can make a paper airplane and if you can make a bomb with a pressure cooker then you can make a missile yeah i bet it's

even easier yeah you just tape it's just like you take the back of the paper airplane you take the big tip screw it on that's what the hunt for red october is kind of about them them going from like making like little rockets to i bet it's like setting up like a chair are you talking about october sky yes yeah what did you say god the hunt for red october which is like the shong conner Submarine movie, which I'm like, did they have lower, smaller dreams? And then some help work their way up to an interior sub. We're going to make some rockage. I don't remember the plot of the movie going that way.

Yeah, October Sky. Did you guys watch that new horror movie, the one with the boy? No. You'll need to be more specific. The A24 one, it's with the little bald boy. He plays like the devil for some shit. No. Definitely not.

Really? I can't believe that you don't like. You didn't go to haunted houses, but you spent all this time watching horror movies. Wouldn't it be the same effect? No. I also don't love horror. I was going to say I shut it off. Because you were so spooked.

It was too scary. It was too scary. It was just like I wasn't failing it. It was very gory. Your recommendations for horror movies are pretty good. I'm going to give you that. Which wants? Well, you told me to watch that one.

Oddity? Audity. And that fucking, my eyes were streaming. Yeah. That's my weird feared. reaction my eyes start to water it's not tears in the same way that like I don't know squirt isn't pee but it is kind of

I think it's like probably similar chemical compounds two tears but not all the way that got it got it and people would be like you're just making that up to make me feel better and it's like no these are real I'm one of the few people that actually does have the the water ejaculate when I see something truly terrifying yeah it's like your pee smelling like asparagus but yeah that movie was great

Oddity. Did you ever watch it? No, I don't like to be spooked by movies. I don't think that that's like a fun activity, a fun way to spend your movie watching time. I kind of, like, that's kind of, I go up, I go back and forth. Like, I only watch horror movies if I'm like really in the mood for a horror movie. What makes you, what puts you in the mood? Nice sativa, probably. Like a heady sativa.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say like, just. A couple rips of the old Nikki Blazer. Hey, I was going to say just like, I, I was going to say just like, I, I, I, I was going to say just like, I, I like seeing horror movies in the theaters, but at home, in my sanctuary. You can't bring up.

Why would I want to be scared in my sanctuary? You're polluting your space. Yeah. I get that. But you know what? The horror movies with your buddies are fun. Yeah. We could do that.

Yeah. Yeah, they can. I know. Yeah, they can be fun. You got off on the wrong floor there a little bit. They can be, like, awful, though. Like, I remember me and my buddies when we were young, we were sleeping over at Peter's house.

Matt? Yeah. And we watched the gallows. And I had to call, I think I texted my mom at like 3 a.m. And I was like, you gotta come, get me? Is there, are their parents touching you? Or is there inappropriate drinking going on? No, I have the willies.

Get me out of your, the willies really bad. I have self-induced lack of sleep. Yeah, that was like the, that was the last time I probably did that. We could do either on the trip to upstate, to your residence upstate, we could watch a horror movie, or we could do it. when we do our sleepover at the office. Would people want to watch us watching a sleepover? Oh, then maybe we just do that. Excuse me, a horror movie?

Well, maybe when we just go upstate, we just do it off cam. I think that's a fun idea. Yeah, I'm down. Yeah, yeah. And just maybe we do check. And speaking of, we have a, do you want to show them the people that? Oh, are we? Should we?

Might as well. Should we display? Hang on a second. Wait, wait, wait. I thought Pilar told us, to wait because they're going to launch it for the Black Friday sale and then people who bought it soon

would be mad that... I don't think it's going to go on sale until the Black Friday's right. We're just going to flash it. Just flash it to show them what's coming. And it just feels naughty. If someone tells you not something people want to see it even... It's pushing the button. Yeah, yeah. Spot on.

Son of a boy dad, inaugural fishing trip, upstate New York, fall 2025. Hold that up square to the camera. Yeah, hold that up square. square it square that god and that's the back of the shirt in front of the shirt pocket that's for all your dry flies your you know maybe like a nice couple pre-rolls for harry whatever it is small gun yeah put a very small barretta the pocket is for the breasts yeah the pocket is the that's something that you always wouldn't get yeah who are you talking to brother

know your audience dumbass it's for the tits It's to cover up the tits. But there's only one. You need two. You'd be the guy with two breast pockets. I sew on an extra. Yeah, and then one across the gut. Yeah, I just bought a shit ton of pockets online.

They're great. You just got to sew them in. Then show them the other thing. Oh, yeah, sweatshirt. This one's really cool. This is so wearable. This is so wearable. Extremely wearable.

Son of a boy dad. And then on the Johann, Sebastian. smoking lounge it's got some cigars and some whiskey and what's that last part there a lighter yeah just we're talking butane lighter gentlemanly

there's a geo tag on there HQ 3 um and you can yeah it's just wearable stuff that's just wearable merch tones nice little zippa lighter they call me earth tone rhone you know I need some earth tones oh yeah same only earth tones

stay in earth tones so do we have a sense of when we're launching those black friday yeah black friday i think is the idea right is it yeah for one of them i think is black friday one of them maybe before one of them i thought one was going to be in accordance with that that trip upstate see this is why it doesn't matter it's good to just tease it because those are happening yeah it's better than people know that they can get that we can get a little excitement foam in a little excitement they asked yeah so we're delivery we will give you the proper uh run out of all of that now eat this to molly no i'm all set for now

Come on, brother. What the hell is this? It's actually lukewarm right now. Yeah, I saw that on there. I was like, is that a bookmark? Was that poop? I don't know. Eat it now.

It's chocolate. Because that, like, I could see poop being at that part of your body. If that was the case, we would, I would be like, we're restarting the episode. I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah. If it turned out that I had sheet on my hand, I would say, all right, we'll just restart. No.

Start from scratch. That's the fucking gem And we are not throwing it back In the fucking river, dude We're not getting rid of a poop A poop wrist I have an outrageous thing To tell you guys

Speaking of upstate So on Saturday night Of this past weekend I crashed a wedding for the first time Oh wow Solo No I was with my buddy Dustin Oh hell yeah

And we were up at our place Bombing around in a golf cart It was dark It was probably like 1030 or something and we heard really loud music really loud coming from what felt like close yeah and so we drove the golf cart to the edge of the property where we heard it loudest and we would drive 20 yards stop the cart and listen and then turn around like we were honing in on like dolphins and we got our cart and we started to it's pitch black and we started to go through the woods and you know

We're wearing like golf windbreakers. Our sleeves are getting torn up by the brambles. At one point, we had to go down a very, very steep hill. And we couldn't really see. And we slipped. And both of us ended up sort of slipping and sliding down this hill. On the golf cart? No.

Oh. We had parked the cart. Oh, okay. Yeah. But we get to the bottom of the hill. Yeah. Were you guys bombed? Yeah, we were pretty drunk.

And we get to the bottom of the hill. We still didn't even know what we were going to. We didn't know what it was. Well, we just heard fun. Just trying to get close. Some mid-Somar shit. Yeah. And we emerged through the last sort of wall of branches and things.

And there was this outdoor pavilion that was sort of open air. And there was a bar that was manned by a man and a woman who were just part of the wedding. They weren't. There was no bartender. And then there was a DJ. And pretty quickly we ascertained that it was a wedding. So we walked straight up to the bar. and we're like hi and they're like where did you guys come from and we're like oh we don't know

yeah we don't know where we are but we heard fun and if you guys don't want us here like we'll bounce just wanted to say hi or whatever they're like no no no come in the more the merrier and they were like let us pour you a drink and we're like okay sure the two the drink options one was for the she goes for the men we're making rum and coax oh that's the men's drink Interesting. And then the women, the drink for the women is a vodka cranberry. Wow. I'm talking just cranberry juice and vodka.

Yeah. No soda. Seltzer at all. That sounds awful. And then she goes, and then I created this special wedding cocktail that we're calling the Barney. And it's just those two drinks mixed together. So they had four ingredients?

That sounds so bad. Rum, Coke, vodka, and cranberry. And she goes, and they've been a huge hit. And I'm not kidding you. when she said that, a guy came up and basically cut in front of me and was like, can I have two Barneys, please? And she's like, on it.

And she shook it. Oh, no. She shook it all up together to mix it. That's like a Rhode Island iced tea. That's a fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous drink. What a crazy combination, dude. That's gross.

Oh, man. So. That's some shit you would drink in like high school. It's like the child equivalent of putting the soda under all the fountains like, oh, this, little this, little that. I made a perfect drink. So we, whatever, we ended up just, she was like, why, we were like, why don't we do a shot? And she was like, oh, great, let's do a shot. And we did a shot with her and her husband, and they just poured us shots of vodka.

That was it. Yeah. Vodka. I haven't done vodka shots in a long time. Yeah. It's like tequila or whiskey. Those are the shot drinks. Vodka shots are what you take

When you're trying to get a tapeworm dead In your stomach You want to embalm from the inside I used to only take shots of vodka Yeah well that's probably good for you So I'll kill all that bacteria That's rotting your gut Yeah you maybe need to go back to shots of vodka

After the Domino's Just get yourself right What kind of vodka are we talking well Yeah it was well It was a plastic bottle for sure You know Svedka Something like that

Oh blov or whatever Anyway, so we took these shots and then Dustin is a bit of a troll and I realized that we were in a situation that was a little bit precarious because this was like a cross between a biker wedding and like the guy that was with the woman pouring the drinks was the warden at a local maximum security prison. a prison guard wedding I think I don't know if there were more people than him from the prison we didn't really talk to that many people but there were people nobody was dressed in anything

more dressy than a t-shirt and jeans oh I was picturing a bunch of you at the wedding no biker gang from task no no no this was like like we were wearing wearing nice golf attire was made a bad

it was an act of aggression so was a warden was he an overweight bald guy he had a buzz cut oh and he had scars and stuff like that gross and he started telling us about some of the prisoners like the high profile prisoners that he kills

and he beats the fuck out of he knows on a daily basis and like says good morning to yeah even though they like are in there for quadruple murder of children or something in fact there's one them over there getting married. But they were mostly pretty receptive to us.

And then the DJ announced that it was going to be the last song. And the warden and his wife pulled both me and Dustin onto the dance floor. I don't know why, but the four of us were like doing this weird square slow dance together with our arms around each other. And the warden was huge. I had to reach up. But he had his arm around my shoulder. And then like Dustin and I were like kind of touching, but that felt gay.

and I don't know somehow it worked we were talking but Dustin being Asian what started trolling Have I met Dustin? I don't think so

I think I did you may have I think I met him up there yeah that's possible good people yeah yeah

stud real troublemaker though real troublemaker yeah he is and he was like when we did the shot they were like to long marriage

or something and Dustin was like Ooh, I don't know. I recently caught my wife fucking my brother. Like marriage doesn't sit well with me anymore. At the wedding. And then the warden was like,

I had a very similar experience with my first wife. And somehow they like bonded. And I was like, wow, that was a big swing. Yeah, buddy fucking corrected. But okay. And then Dustin, they were like, so where are you guys from? And I was like, I'm from Maine.

And Dustin goes to North Korea. and they go is that the good one or the bad one and he goes it's the good one oh and they were like that's so funny because there's a huge group of North Koreans that live in town and then we like started talking about this pocket of North Koreans and she was like and it's too bad you know because they don't speak English that well but they make the best Chinese food and she goes so when I call them to order my food I have to I have to speak English their way so that they understand. And Dustin was like, show me.

Oh, no. And then she reenacted how she speaks broken English to perceived North Koreans making Chinese general south chicken. Can you do what it sounded like, please? It was so far off. It wasn't even close to. That's why I want to hear it. I know.

But she would be like, hello? Like she wasn't auring her else. Yeah, yeah. I thought she was going to do that. We were so excited to hear something very funny. and she just spoke like halting, busted English. Yeah. But the unbelievable, like, tangle of...

The fact she's bragging about that, like, a skill that she has. Yeah. And we, for the rest of the night, it was like just... We were just talking about the North Koreans in town. Yeah. I hate to break this to you, Francis. Like, Red Dawn out there. Yamoni Park or whatever.

It went right to fucking upstate New York. Francis, I hate to break this to you. That couple was trying to fuck you guys yeah big time boy uh well that's possible because oh you know what then she said how are you guys getting home and we said we're going to just hike back up through the woods and she goes don't do that i'll give you guys a ride yeah see and she's trying to fall i was worried that she was pretty shit-faced so i was like no that's okay we're going to just go and we started sort of fading into the woods and she was like wait no i'll give you a ride and then

Dustin had told them As you guys like walked into the woods Yeah we just kind of like feel the dreams Just straight up faded into the corn And This is my only chance I'll do the Chinese voice again Dude we knew I knew it was time to go

Because Dustin Dustin Then then they were After he told them about his wife Being walk like walking him walking in on his wife With his brother He they were like And did that happen? No

yeah okay that's what i thought he's just throwing out shit to entertain himself but respect then i was then he was they were like what about you are you married and i don't know why he said this but he goes no his wife ran away with a mountain lion and i was like dude that's too far you know like that's too obvious and now you're going to think you're fucking with them but they didn't they laughed He had them red Like he had them red And I had them misread Except when we were close to the dance floor

A couple came through Big guy and his wife And Dustin was holding his barney And the guy shouldered him in the back And it knocked the drink out of his hand On purpose? It had to have been I mean at this point in their wedding

There were only like 18 people left Oh yeah So did you say the guy shouldered him For bringing you guys around or do you think it was some inner biker gang type I think the guy shouldered in for us being wedding crashers who were probably taking the piss and he knew it but Dustin also told them I was a comedian

and they kept being like go up and take the mic and I was like this is the one time in my life where I kind of want to you should have you should have to go up there and I'm going through the jokes from my act that might land with this group I'm like and it would be all like the marriage stuff like trying for kids yeah yeah all of that and I was like I have some I have like three minutes that might work with this incredibly hostile

crowd in the woods and they're definitely armed yeah and where like I can't even picture like a road out of here was there like a venue was it just a tent long long dirt road so I think this place was a hunting and fishing club dude this was straight up you know deliverance I don't want to say like white power E

but it wasn't far off it sounds like if you're they'd like a lot less than less than they liked me yeah

no shit yeah it's like in red dead too and you're like walking in the woods and then you come across the KKK and you're like

oh shit yeah it's like that yeah but I say that they were incredibly nice they were incredibly nice the bride and the groom

were nice what about the guy that shouldered Dustin though that guy he shouldered Dustin he shouldered Dustin oh and the rest of everyone was giving us some pretty foul looks there were people in true motorcycle vests

there were a couple guys in motorcycle vests I mean it was it was unlike anything I'd ever experienced do you think that if a guy had gotten sticky what was your exit plan run into the woods run but was Dustin on the same page was he pretty fast

he's quick he's quick yeah he played uh he played the cello d1 sports i don't know i don't think the problem too was that dustin was more drunk than i was and he was not carefully telling the line of like don't ruffle feathers this could be a tough situation we're not welcome here so we're like hanging on yeah you know but he made it like he wasn't wrong we made it because i said we have to go after the shouldering thing yeah i said it's time we have oh really yeah oh based on the shoulder yeah so it was an aggressive shouldering like it was fully on purpose he was holding his drink like this the whole thing got knocked oh yeah he almost knocked him over yeah it was a damn yeah yeah so it was a body check yeah i don't remember inviting any ages yeah yeah

maybe I'm wrong honey check the guests let me put it in terms you understand ching chong ching get the fuck out oh god

that's exactly what I was picturing that's crazy just in the woods too yeah in the woods and they have a big fire going with a cross they had

they had one heat lamp that everyone was sort of huddled under I mean it's cold at this point how are they playing music a DJ and was there a dance floor was it like grass it was all under a big wooden

kind of pavilion but that had no it was outdoors so there was a roof but and then it was wood underfoot oh nice kind of like what's that fucking movie

that just came out the Michael B. Jordan one I didn't see that Sinners, yeah, were there ghosts playing hip-hop music? They were not playing hip-hop. Were they that much? Were they vampires? Asking if they could come into your house?

Could they have been vampires? That was a lot of country. I was looking up just like information about the western coast of Maine, and it looks fascinating. Like the northern and western part that hugs Canada, it's like one of the least densely populated parts of the United States. Yeah, yeah. There's like 6,000 people on like the whole back half of Maryland or something? Yeah. Or Maryland, Maine?

Jesus. Sort of on the Canada and is that New Hampshire up there or is it Vermont at that point? But you're the- Fuck me. I'm embarrassed. Well, honestly, I've never been up there. Maine is gigantic as far as land goes. And I know that after a certain point, it's like logging roads.

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But Maine... New Hampshire rules as well. Yeah. Maine is... Shits on Vermont can I just say that I don't know about that Vermont thinks it's the fucking I don't know about that it is not I don't know how many times you've been in New Hampshire towers over I don't think you've been to New Hampshire of course I've been in New Hampshire once yeah fucking towers over New Hampshire's got some measly little Vermont

Vermont thinks that it's the fucking king shit New Hampshire's got some bad areas yeah badass areas New Hampshire smacks around fucking city boy Vermont sit on the fucking curb well I fuck your wife It doesn't even come close No that's exactly what it is New Hampshire's got some decent stuff

No no it's not It's fucking beautiful No it's no Vermont Second only to Maine I think Maine's better than both New Hampshire and Vermont Yeah I said second to Maine I'm not fucking shit in on Maine

I almost went to Maine last weekend For a day What for? To fish With whom? Bo Yeah. He got cold feet.

Couldn't take it. I was like, I'll fly in. Because I was going to go fishing on Saturday, and I got banned from Zipcar and the hurts by my apartment closed. The fuck do you mean you got banned off Zipcar? Zipcar is like a failing business. So they'll just ban you. So they need less customers.

Yes, exactly. They want people to stop using Zipcar. Like it's going under. They're trying to phase you out. Yeah. So I got banned a couple years ago for no reason. Like they didn't tell me. I just got an email that was like, uh, we reviewed your account.

You're no longer, you're banned. It's, it cannot, it can't have been for no reason. It said it was because of my record, like my driving record. They were like, we did a, we did like an anonymous check. I've been pulled over twice my entire life. Both times and zip cars? No, neither. They just like checked my like driving record.

Can they check the way that you have driven? Sort of that, you know, you know, how close. You're talking like Toyota Corolla's. But maybe what if there's like satellite or speed camera tickets or something? Oh, I drive very carefully. You have no speeding tickets that went to Zipcar maybe because it was their car? Never. I haven't been pulled over since I was in high school.

But I'm saying if they don't pull you over. I haven't gotten a ticket since I've been pulled over since. So they're just bigoted against the youth. Pretty much. How many times have you been pulled over? Four, five. Whoa, really? Yeah, but I only got a ticket.

Like, I got a twice for speeding in high school, both I got a ticket from both of those. Then once because I had a headlight out and then once when I was going, remember recently when I was in Atlanta, I got pulled over going to tennis For sitting sideways Yeah For No I got pulled over Because my headlight was out

In a rental car? Yeah Why do you keep How does that keep happening? I don't know It's bad luck I didn't even know That's God

That's God talking about That's crazy Are you What do they do When you have a headlight out In a rental car I mean they can't possibly Get mad at you

No I guess in Atlanta They pulled Like outside of Atlanta that they pull over a lot of people. They put the headlights out on purpose. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's check up on our citizens. It's illegal to stop, but not if it's blinking at us, winking at us. Yeah, so I can't go fishing within here really anymore because I don't have access to a car. If only you had a friend who would be willing to lend you a car. Well, this was pretty last minute. I thought about that. At any time. Yeah.

Yeah, I have a car too. I actually, my car actually off-roads. Yeah, I know. Bitch, no, you don't. Yes, I do. I've been in it. The fuck, you don't know anything about it off-roading. Yeah, I do.

I have a new car since then. No. That's built to off-road. You dumbass. You absolute rude. In fact, you actually can't drive it on road. It doesn't get. Oh, I see.

It's just an off-road. It's an A-T-B. The wheels start to smoke if they're not crunching up sticks. It melts. You fool? It's like rain gloves in golf. They don't actually work when it's dry. It's like edible clothing and a women.

You got to pour some water on them. Yeah. It gets dry out there. I like to rub them on the green. Touch the earth. You got to take the flight to Maine, though. It's so much more enjoyable to get to Maine. If you could just take the one hour flight as opposed to the...

Oh, I've done that. I've done that. Six hour drive. Yeah, definitely. But I was going to... So that was my... Then I came up with this genius idea. I was like, how about...

To not do anything and stay home instead. No. I was like, I'm going to go, how about this? How about I fly to Maine... There's so many, because I remember you were saying, you're like, there's so many flights. I check, there's more flights to Portland, there are to Chicago. Yeah. And there was like a, there was like a 7 a.m. flight gets in at like 8.30.

And then there was like a 9 p.m. flight that gets home at like 10.30. So I was like, I texted bell. I was like, let's go fishing tomorrow. I'll fly in. Drop me off at the airport. I'll fly home. And then he was like, I'm down. And then I called him like 30 minutes later.

And he was like, I don't know, man. I've actually got work tomorrow. So I was like, well, that was pretty key part of the plan that. you forgot to leave out, is that you're working the entire day. You think he called into work? Maybe he, like, has seen how you've been treating Francis, and he's like, if he's not going to be friends with Francis, he can't be friends with me. He said that you DM'd him recently.

I did. Yeah. I've deemed him. He was like, yeah, Francis hit me up the other day. I was like, oh, really? I said, give me your upcoming work schedule so that I can fly to Maine, and we can go fishing. Oh, it's going to see you guys are good.

What if he, like, couldn't because you were there that day? That would be great. Well, Francis is already down here. If you can get here in time, yeah. Actually, I have work. It's better for we two men and Francis. There's only two seats in the ATV. Yes.

But yeah, not a bad idea. I think I'm going to definitely try to do that before the winter. How much for the prices? Same amount of money as it would have been to rent a zip car for a day. That's for sure. How much is that? A thousand dollars. What?

No. Ziv cars are so expensive. What about Toro? Even worse. Really? Also, they don't have any Toros near me. They're all in like Jersey or Brooklyn. True, true, true.

You could easily get to, Brooklyn's like 10 minutes away from your door. See, that was like, so I could still go fishing, but then I have to, I would have to Uber to Newark Airport and then drive from there. Yeah, or you could. Or you could take a 12-minute subway to the York Street station and then walk down into my garage. and borrow my car for the day. Yeah, but then it's like, and then when you're going, like, all of this would be fine if I wasn't coming in from Jersey.

Okay, so you get my car, then you drive out, you go fish, and it's the weekend, so you can park on the street for free, right? You leave your car in front of your house and then promise me that you're going to bring it home, but we both know that's never going to go happen, so I'll just pick it up. that's i would never do that on the way back from the office problem so oh yeah francis look at your car by the way what do you want me to do with that unfortunately looks like both front windows are broken this time so that's the new york you voted for i know do you guys know uh who kirtis leeway is yes no yeah he's he's fucking hilarious sounds familiar mayoral candidate for uh new york

right now who won't win because he's on the right and it's going to be between he wears a red beret he wears a raspberry beret like he's got damn he was in the guardian angels real yeah and and maybe still is but he might have been at that wedding his whole dude his whole platform like my my grandmother was talking about him and remembers being in new york in the 1970s when curtis leewa and his guys would come on the subway and just stand on the subway. They still do that. To make sure that shit didn't go wrong. They've been doing that for 60 years. He just goes on

with like dudes with red berets. I saw him walking around San Giro Festival. It's like maybe eight dudes in red berets and half of them are like 17 year olds with like thin, wispy, ratty moustaches and they like basically pound their fists and like anyone try shit.

They're just like protectors of the streets. They're like plain clothes, Batman's. Yeah. I fuck with it. Yeah. So no problems. Huh? I see no problem Yeah, exactly No, there is no problems

They're trying to be protectors Of the city And he They asked him If he ever rides Ubers Or yellow cabs In the mayoral debate And he was like

I haven't Ever since I got shot In a yellow cab In 1992 By the Ciceroes And the Girardis Like saying like two crime families Came up and found him

In a yellow cab And shot him And I think in his ass Or something like that his leg or something because he was trying to take down the crime families he was like very publicly anti-crime and they shot him in the ass two crime families had once shot him in the ass that's not good they open either side they're here too and he's just shot his he's such a fascinating character yeah he like if you saw him in a movie you'd be like this is overwritten

yeah i don't know a ton about him but uh you couldn't have three more different candidates for mayor of new york right now i see lots of tic talks that are like you shouldn't even fucking talk about politics if you don't know the difference between socialism and democratic socialism what um is what is the difference of though i'm gonna steer clear on this one personally uh just like the definition difference my understanding is that democratic socialism still adheres to like you know don't say democracy no more like it's it's not quite such literal socialism you know it's not like everybody should make an equal slice of the pie basically in that like healthcare and all those things should be run by the government and um it's it what it's more diet diet socialism

yeah uh they're not applying to the letter of the law some like communal handout program maybe but nobody cares about that difference when you hear socialism in america you hear the opposite of capitalism which is what people subscribe to here and i don't entirely understand how this guy momdani has i mean he's the runaway favorite to win the mayorship and uh he's like like the books have him at like 10 to one favorite or whatever dang yeah draft kings has him fucking running away with it like he's a 90% chance to win i had him parlayed with cooper cup over one interception last night yeah yeah i'll look it up i'm curious about that clashy is that the site that you can just like bet on

people's like lives you can bet on it's like trump's going to pardon ditty and stuff like that i don't know or is that one of them you can like delay payments and one of them you can bet on like wars happening and stuff like that i forget which it could be the same company it should be it probably is i need to think of a fucking tech company i heard these fucking ai companies are are uh it costs a billion dollars for or 50 billion dollars for every gigawatt and they want to have 50 gigawatts of fucking computers at these facilities yeah it's insane they're spending so much fucking money you're spending where's the money coming from to make i ai it's in and dude invidia's the no i think it's the highest traded company on the stock market right now what the fuck is

Nvidia up to. Because every fucking, every single company in the world is buying every computer they can from Nvidia. And they're just trying to make everything into AI companies. Yeah. Here's traditional socialism versus democratic socialism. So it's

they both agree that there should be social ownership and economic equality but the way they get there is different. So like democratic socialism believes still in having multi-party democracy, free elections, all that stuff, civil liberties, and it's very like anti-authoritarian, whereas socialism is

like Marxism, where it's like the government is going to be the group that makes us happen, and we don't mind getting behind a single party that is authoritarian, centralized, et cetera. Did GPT tell you this? It's the AI, it's the AI overview from Google, which I have found to be just one of those things that started happening in my life and is now one of my favorite things in the world. Oh, I hate it. Why? I don't want to go hunting.

I don't want to read fucking summarizing a Wikipedia thing on Democratic Socialism. You've got to read 14 paragraphs. Yeah. But also, I don't know, I just don't trust it. Like, I feel like it's just wrong. Like, I'll ask it things, all the, like,

I'll Google things not intending to ask AI, and then they'll give me an answer where I'm like, well, immediately that's not right. like that's clearly not the right answer well the craziest part about it is there it's an indian dude typing it in real time it's just like processing but he's flying through it like those places at the airport where you thought that it was like scanning the shit but it's really just a dude in Mumbai fucking logging everything that you've taken those data centers there's not actually computers in them there's just 40,000 Indian dudes just cranking the AC that's what the

cooling systems are for they're like it's hot It's fucking here. It's fucking brutal. Yeah, AI was originally actually just Ajay, and we couldn't translate that correctly. So. No one grinds like that. Have you ever seen the TikToks of the dude who has an Indian, like, repair shop? And he's just like banging stuff all day.

Oh, yeah. He goes through like 20 things simultaneously. It's so impressive. That's what I'm trying to get to a level where I can repair shit like that. Yeah. I want to be able to do that. See a problem, fix problem. Yeah.

Do you see the white guys mimicking? the people making Indian street food. Classic. No, I don't think so. A true classic. It's one of the funniest things. I don't think I've seen it. A true British class.

Are they British? They got it. I think so, yeah. It's not racist if they're British. No, they had Indian people first. Yeah, yeah. It's only racist if they're American. India is Britain, basically.

Exactly. They're basically the same place. And a lot of British would say that England is now India. Jerry and Mook both didn't know that Asia or that India was in Asia. he was like this we were interviewing a coach for our team and he was like yeah i'm from asia he's like he's like yeah i grew up in an asian household and someone was like oh like really and jerry was like you don't look asian and he was like oh i'm indian and he was like in like like chicken tika masala indian india is a bit of a curveball for the asian look

they kind of did their own thing they kind of went rogue and just like have like a nice look he the the dude swaggy the guy that we were interviewing he called it a subcontinent interesting i mean there's enough people a billion don't they usually specify like east asia versus southeast asia versus like they that's the pockets or whatever yeah but it is all asia yeah but i haven't until recently like they they you would almost differentiate you claim it differently yeah i haven't heard too many people from India say they're Asian say that they're Asian that feels I don't know maybe it was just to contextualize it to some barstool bros that's like me saying we're I'm a I'm a North

American you know well if he said Indian probably was just expecting Jerry to be like so you're like a Cherokee yeah you're Shawnee what kind of Indian what are you up in Wyoming where you have Alina I got confused about when I I was coming up, I was taught that Australia was both its own country and its own continent. And it is, right? Have we changed that classification since? That would be news today. I didn't have anything.

I didn't change it. Did you? Did you? No, no. I was always under the impression. It was the same. Or New Zealand's partisan Australian country? Well, now I start to hear Australasia.

And I don't know where all these countries are starting to put. What? I don't know why. Listen, I didn't change. that my that wasn't me either okay i don't know why they but everyone seems to want to claim some peace of asia and that makes me worried yeah because it's like wow china's got everybody on notice exactly yeah that's really they're trying to like geopolitically be like oh no we've always been friends with him yeah you can enter a different passport line when you want to come here

from you know china how long of a flight is it from new zeal or from australia to china from i know that from new zealand to japan is 11 hours really Mm-hmm. I looked. That's brutal. Because you would think it would be, what, three? Yeah, a lot less. A lot less. A puddle hopper. Yeah, and then I guess I'll just wrap up the trip, head over to China for a couple days. I thought I'd stop at Hawaii on the way to Japan.

It's like, it does not work like that. It's actually way farther if you go that way instead of going over the top. It's like 10 hours to Hawaii and then 10 more hours to Japan. I thought they were right there. Yeah, it makes you wonder if America is the best. place to live for travel. Like to other countries. That's a good question.

Like we can go to Europe. I think the answer is definitively no. No. Okay. Why? Like what's in what it wouldn't give me your top of rate? Ask yourself, where do you, removing America from the equation, if you wanted to travel to different countries, what are the countries that you would want to go to?

Europe. Well, there you go. But I, but you wouldn't, but you probably wouldn't want to go to those kinds. Like, I mean, would. But it wouldn't be the same if you lived in Europe. I don't agree with that. I think if you lived in France or Spain, like those people go on vacation to, you know,

Bisa and fucking the South, but they can also go up to... Scandinavia to get a different slice of life. And then if they want the jump to like Turkey and fucking that area is not that bad. Yeah, but that just sounds like America. I think sneakily, the best place that you're flying from is Israel. that's like right that's right in the middle you can go over to africa you could go to

asia very easy asia's like so accessible if you're coming from israel or you could go to a uh uh europe right there pretty simply yeah but that's definitely what they were fighting over so many of those flights get yeah so many of those flights or what the flights always get canceled from israel because the fucking runways and fucking shambles not in israel they got the iron dome that that you know you get those still let a couple through they're like dr manhattan or like dubai or something like that but that's too like how do you think they tested the iron dome when they made like do you think they put it up and they're like fucking hope it works it's like the cops who put on bulletproof vest and they're like shoot me yeah yeah and then they

die i think it is i think it is europe though um it's the premier destination or it's the not even destination it's the premier location location wow to live i have a friend who he does a lot of business in hong kong and he goes there like once every two months for like two weeks and he was like dude i can't live in america anymore with how much i have to go to hong kong and they move to switzerland sheesh and so now switzerland you'd be like well okay but that's the flight is cut in half yeah yeah and then he can still is that much closer yeah yeah The fight to Hong Kong is, what, 14 hours or some shit? From here?

From here? I thought it was like a day. From here, it's probably like 13, 14 or whatever. And then from Switzerland, it's probably seven. Yeah, seven's light too. Yeah. Seven is California. Yeah.

In Europe, you are making a trip to the far-flung places you would want or need to go, the equivalent to what it is for us to go to Europe. Yeah, true. To that point, I would even argue that in America, there are completely different place. Like, living on the West Coast in America, getting to Europe is a nightmare. Oh, yeah, big time. That's like a, that's like a 10-hour flight plus. Worse.

Yeah, 18. And a lot of the flights you got to, well, it's not that bad. I know. Okay. It's 24 hours. How much fuel do you think these planes can fucking hold? A lot. I would kill to be on a flight.

that gets refueled while we're in the air. You ever see that shit? Yeah, the penis. The threading of the needle. The oil penis. Isn't that just military in space, though? Yeah, yeah. But it would be cool if they did it to like a Boeing.

You don't like Boeing. No, I don't. You're Airbus, man. That's why Boeing would need it, though. Yeah. Airbus would never need it. Yeah, Boeing's running out of gas. Yeah.

I do think that it is Europe. Yeah, that makes sense. Although Israel's a good take. I like that take. It's definitely not, let's put it this way. It's definitely not South America. Yeah. You have to live somewhat close to the equator, to the middle.

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I think it's definitely Europe. Iceland's not a bad thought. Because a lot of people go from the top. You're like four hours to the East Coast of America or whatever, and you're maybe five, and then you're a couple hours to Europe. Maybe we all go out to Iceland, just as guys.

I would definitely go to Iceland. I don't want to go there again. I'm done with Iceland. I'm dying to get back to Iceland. Get another chance. Get another cast in. It's a fish. Show them what I've learned.

The same fish. All right. We good? Yeah. Awesome. Thank you guys for listening. We will be back on Tuesday. Now eat this fucking tamale.

I have shows in Chicago and Baltimore coming up in November. Please buy tickets. for those, harrysettle website.com. I'll be, when you inevitably realize that Harry's website is down. It's not bad. I will be at in Austin at

Cap City, November 21st weekend. Tickets at Francis Ellis.com. November 20, what? 21st? November 21st weekend, yeah. Nice. And then I've got Boston

December 4th of the 6th. Those are the last shows of the year. That's flying. So get tickets if you want to come to that. Those are going to be sick and austin austin austin'll be fun

god damn maybe we ripped down there for a little boy dad excursive weekend oh that'd be so fucking nice I gotta get to one of your guys comedy shows I don't be excursive as a word

excursive that's what your your boy's accent was or that's what the lady's accent was ordering Chinese food all right all right we'll see you guys next week Close was over Still

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