Son of a Boy Dad - Gang: Back | Son of a Boy Dad #223

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Why don't you guys actually all just give me a clap too. It's all clap at the same time. All right. So what were you just saying? What are you just saying about about sending bots at Chicago dog walk? Sending negative a sending in a click farm of Terrors. Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing. I Used to try and send I tried one time. I tried to get a I tried to download an app to send One of my friends like seven000 text messages at the same time

to break his phone, but it didn't work. I was also in like second grade when I tried to do that. But anyways, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is July or August 7th. Right? It's August 7th. It's Wednesday. We are remote today for location differences. How are we doing fellas? I heard last episode there was a lot of theater talk.

Yeah, it's the most polarizing episode in the podcast's history. I got so many messages from people saying how much fun they had singing along and being part of it and then a bunch of others that were like, fuck you. Yeah, I saw most. That's what I was getting mostly. People were mad at me. Stop, stop ganging up the podcast. What's your problem? And I was like, who talks like that in this day and age? Why don't you find some music in your heart? What, ganging up? I haven't heard ganging up in a while.

It's a fun one. Those were my words. I use that to try to detoxify. They use harder words. I like that. We, I got a bunch of- Can I just say something? Yeah, of course.

Can I just say that we're not big enough as a podcast to have the level of hate that we get from our own fans. It's very reserved for like, yeah, huge podcasts. Whereas we'll get like just tons of negativity about our show. But that's you saved that shit for Burke Reicher, okay? You leave us out of that. Yeah, we get a lot of really nasty feedback, and like, I went back the other day and I was listening to old Matt and Shane episodes on YouTube, and all their comments from like, their old episodes are all like,

man, you guys are the greatest, you guys are the best. And our comments are all like, you guys suck suck and I actually don't even like any of you. It's very like you don't you don't really expect that for like I get like big podcasts people like hate listen to but our podcasts we I think we have mostly hate watchers. I will say that the the response to my divorce announcement was incredibly supportive. And people were very nice about that.

But then one episode later, I started thinking, I'm feeling relieved and happy. And I'd like to sing some songs with Roan, my musical friend. And very quickly they were like, fuck you. This is the reason your marriage ended. Yeah. More divorce talk. People in the bar stool community, I've noticed that that when something bad happens to somebody

It's like they get they get like super supportive and then the next day they're back to like this guy sucks. I hate him What can you do that cop dies a cop dies? Oh, yeah cop down That's like that's like World War three over at bar stool They're like in more people are taking work off in the Barstool Reddit. 20 billion shirts get sold. It changes the GDP of like a small country changes hands. And then everybody's like fucking salute.

And then the next day they're just back to like fat shaming our fattest boys. Yeah. It's not right. Let the fat boys be fat. You gotta let the fat boys be fat. Leave the click farms out of it. Honestly.

Ron, how many hours of sleep are you running on right now? Uh, like two and a half. So you didn't sleep at all on the plane? I don't know. I was, yeah, maybe it was not real sleep on the plane. So maybe four and a half total if you count plane sleep. Red eye sleep does not count as sleep. No.

It was foul. I didn't sleep much either. I had an extremely late spot at the cellar. What time? I went on at 12.50 a.m. On a Tuesday? On a Tuesday, no less. Why were they so behind?

Was like someone big there? No, I had a 12.20 spot and everything's always, you always go up half an hour later than this actual spot. Yeah. I didn't know the cellar did late spots like that on Tuesdays, that's crazy. It was an 1130 show, probably didn't start till, you know, midnight.

Was it sold out? H. Foley was after me. Yeah, it was really a hot show. It was fucking amazing. That to me is like the testament of New York. The fact that on a Tuesday night, people are at a comedy show at 1 a.m. that won't get out until two.

They won't get home till three, and they're not bothered. They're having the time of their lives. Yeah, I think it really speaks to the amount of unemployed people there are in New York City. Who's going to a comedy show at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday? That's crazy. People act like they're party animals, but it's really, it's the work from home crowd, honestly.

I just walked my dog right before we started this show, and like half of my building was like getting home from work just now, or like it's just like 12, 30, and they're just like coming home and Spanx and fucking workout gear, athleisure, fucking Elo or whatever, Aloe. It's bullshit honestly. Get your fucking real-ass accounting job and fucking leave the fake work to us people who are aspiring fucking bloggers. Exactly. The work from home stuff really did change

like a lot of things. Like anytime I go to the gym, I'll go to the gym at like 3 p.m. and I'll be like, surely it's gonna be empty. Packed to the gills. Cause no one works. Everyone's a podcaster. No one works? Everyone's a podcaster these days.

It's a fact. There's too many podcasters. But you get a little bit of love from the do you get a little bit of love from being a podcaster when you go back home or people noticing you more sass? Now, maybe it's because your face changed so much because you have a grown man face now. I do on the on this angle for some reason. I got big grown man face.

When me and Francis connected earlier before you got in the Zoom, I was like, ooh, I gotta shave. Yeah, you're getting full beard face. Yeah, I always get that. And then I try and grow it out and somehow the hair starts like thinning as time goes on. The thickest my beard ever is,

is like three days after shaving and then it progressively gets less thick. One time I asked my dad why he doesn't like grow out a beard and he was like, I don't know, just cause it would like probably look like yours. I was like, damn, damn daddy. You don't have a bad beard though, you got a pretty good beard.

I wanna see Francis's. I wanna see Francis's too. I think you gotta go like grow the hair out to your shoulders and then get like a long beard. I think that would change your- What then? What then? What do I do after that?

I don't know, but I think it would look sick. I think it would honestly help with your ticket sales. We'd be adding shows in Cleveland next weekend. Instead, we are- They'd be like, apparently, there's some sort of wizard performing at Hilarities this weekend. We got to go check them out. Instead, we are at Hilarities Cleveland next weekend, and you can get tickets for that at littlesasquatchwebsite.comcom. Yeah or Francis Ellis punchline slash live. Is it because your jawline is so good that you don't want to cover that?

I'm not gonna lie, Ron, that is exactly the reason. When I grow a beard it rounds out the edges and makes me look a little paunchy. And I don't like it. I like having an angular face. Yeah, my boy's been mewing. I like having angular facial structure. Have you been doing one of those jaw things? I've been hearing about this mewing thing. Yeah, I've been hearing about that.

What is it? Is that the thing that you chew? Oh, that's mewing. Yeah, it's like some kind of like some kind of like tongue on the mouth tongue on the roof of the mouth exercise or something like that or you can like buy something off an Instagram ad that'll give you a gig of job of that stuff works. None of that stuff works bra I've been trying to get my jawline for the last decade.

At one point I was I just you did what you white in your teeth? Yeah, yeah, I was gonna. I just. You did what? You whiten your teeth? Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna say they were like blindingly white. You look like Ross in that episode of Friends. You're seeing that episode of Friends where he whitens his teeth and then he goes over to the girl's house and she has blue lights. So he smiles and his teeth are like neon white.

Friends. You should have told us. So he smiles and his teeth are like neon white. You should have told us. You should have let us know before you did that because now you just have Francis or you have Sass and I looking like we're fucking lifetime smokers. The fact that we didn't all come in with white teeth simultaneously is fucked. You got some white teeth, Rowan. Sass's teeth look... They look... What's the jaundundice they look jaundice get that man an apple What is your secret? What's your secret? What'd you do? You like you've been strapped to the mizzen masks eating?

You know completely run over by weevils What did you do? What is in it? It's been completely run over by weevils. What did you do? There's holes in it. What's your secret? Cause I've done the strips and they don't do anything. It's not the strips. You gotta go industrial strength.

You've definitely got one of those neon blue contraptions that straps into your head. Oh, you got that. I got a kit, bro. I got the kit. Syringes. And this is from the dentist. I went into the dentist, they did a real one.

They do one real serious baseline thing that really nukes them. But that was probably six months ago that I did that. And they kind of fell apart pretty quickly because I drink a lot of coffee and I think coffee really doesn't help. I think that's the biggest problem for me. Stains.

In fact. You say you're supposed to drink coffee out of a straw to stop biting your teeth. I do, but I like the taste so much that I swish it around and undo the straw. Yeah, swishing it around definitely isn't helping. I've never heard of anyone doing that. I don't do that.

I don't do that. I don't do that, but when I drink red wine, when I drink red wine, I go... you know, I get a little bit in there. No, you don't have to demonstrate it. I have a feeling I know what you're doing. I want to see it. And I don't know exactly what he's doing. I think he needs to demonstrate. When you drink... Yeah, so basically imagine that this beautiful body armor sport water is red wine. Of course. Call it a burgundy or a pinot. Maybe a Sangiovese.

And I take a sip. I'm adding some air. I'm aerating the wine. I'm aerating. I'm adding air to it. I think this is the kind of talk that people were trying to have me come back to avoid This is all was when I wasn't here was just so

I'm adding I'm adding some oxygen to the red wine. No, you guys are right. Let's You know who doesn't have white teeth are our trout You know who doesn't have white teeth are our trout Boy I love trout man You ever see the teeth on a trout when the hatch is in bloom and trout don't really have teeth Mmm. They do they're small. You can't see them That's why they don't actually get to go to the dentist to do their whitening I think brown trout actually might have small teeth you might be spot-on about that Did you see that um?

Did you see that she caught a canal bass? I did yeah Those are rare. They are they're only really they don't They have to wait until the person Manning the canal lifts the gate and then they can come in and they get trapped and then they spawn. Yeah, exactly. I saw that. I caught a striped bass yesterday, six in the morning.

Striped bass? Yeah. Wow. It was pretty sick. Wait, I thought you're home for a funeral. I am. Well, the funeral's on- Funeral that bass.

The funeral's on Monday. And then- The funeral for the bass. I am well either funeral that bass On Monday Funeral for the bass and then I was supposed to fly out yesterday But I woke up super early cuz I went to bed at 930 on Monday So so exhausted and I woke up at 530 yesterday I was like I'm gonna go fishing and then I went fishing for 15 minutes and I caught a fish on the second cast And then I went home and then my flight got canceled And I caught a fish on the second cast and then I went home and then my flight got canceled These are the types of things that our audience doesn't love to hear about they are not in studio

This is exactly what they want to hear because I know they're all sitting at home right now going Yeah, I hope sass is on this Thursday episode. I don't know what I'm gonna do if you know we're all happy you're here We're just not sure why you're not with us Bro, you know why I'm not with you. I just told you. Big fishing trip, six in the morning, striped bass. It wasn't a fishing trip, I went 15, I went a three minute walk away from my house and went fishing.

I'm just gonna say it, I'm just gonna say it. I've been to plenty of funerals, they never had a bass fishing component to them. We didn't lay the person to rest and then all head out on the boat because that's what he would have wanted us to do. 6am never saw that happen. They probably probably were there. People were probably like, hey, why don't you guys drop a line about why you love

this guy so much and you're like, drop a line. Got him. like drop a line. Got him. No, that didn't go right to the riverbed. He used a deathbed in a riverbed. I actually didn't I didn't post the picture of the bass for that specific reason. Because it was a big fish. It was a huge fish. And I didn't I didn't say anything about it because it was a big fish it was a huge fish and I didn't I didn't say anything about it because I was like this is gonna get some unwanted attention smart can we see it now at least nobody knows yeah thing was a tag Just a beauty. Wow. Beautiful striper. You know what's embarrassing? Brandon Walker.

I sent that to... I sent... You guys, so you guys know what a striped bass is. Like right off the top, you guys knew what I was talking about. You guys have both caught striped bass. Of course. Yes. Brandon Walker. Big fisherman. I sent him a picture of it. He goes nice

fish. And then I go I got it on the second cast and he goes, what is it? And then he goes, is that a trout? Brandon, I thought Brandon was supposed to be like a big fisher. Not the fisher we thought he was. Are you going standing desk? I'm going to be honest with you. My chair is so uncomfortable that I'm having real spine pain. So I'm honestly getting that right now too. I might stand because I'm sitting in bed right now and I'm extremely uncomfortable.

It's not great. I apologize. We should actually. I felt pretty good. I felt really good, but I'm going to. It's not great. I apologize. We should actually. I felt pretty good. I felt really good. But I'm going to just join you guys in standing. I don't really want to stand,

but I will. We're standing to honor the life of that ass whose funeral you attended in lieu of the podcast. Yeah. Well, you guys want to see a cool picture I took I do yes Since we're doing pictures Rome what was up with the I just saw the Pat Bev podcast whoa

Goddamn that's a good picture. Yeah, you took that photo God damn, that's a good picture. Yeah, you took that photo? I feel like that's sellable. I took that in Rwanda. It kind of looks like a photo that you would, just like you bought the frame and that's the photo that it came with. And you're like, I'm gonna tell everyone

I took this picture. Saw that coming from a while away. Saw that joke coming from a long time, long time off. I don't like that you're standing. It's extremely uncomfortable. All right, I'll sit back down. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

My apartment is so small now that I don't even have a dining table. I don't have room. So I just sit in. I have to sit at the kitchen counter in these high backed, high top barstool chairs. Yeah, that chair looks very uncomfortable. It's not great. It's not great, but I'll honor your wishes. That's a Delta Lounge chair. The Delta Lounge, they don't like to get comfortable furniture. They like to get just the most like obscure chairs that you're like sliding off of and there's just ten

There's ten of them just in a one little area and they're awful. I went to the Delta Lounge in Cincinnati Disgusting stay away Go to the Amex lounge if you can do not go to the Delta Lounge go to Centurion Yeah, dude, I got I got rice. I got Mexican rice. And it was like the spoon. But that you know, so there's like the cup of the spoon, the cup of the spoon is just covered in a layer of rice. So you're scooping your rice with rice. And then it's just to do the most disgusting presentation I've ever seen in the Delta Lounge before. Delta's really taking a hit right now.

Well, you know why? Well, two reasons why. One, COVID on the plains, just like Noah Khan said. No, but honestly, the one, well, the one reason is they're putting a lot of their resources into Los Angeles because Los Angeles has ribs at their Delta Lounge. Every other Delta Lounge has exclusively chicken, except for Milwaukee has like hot dogs. Everyone has the same chicken medallions in LA.

They're serving ribs for like 24 hours straight. You get incredible Asian ribs it's next level so they're putting a lot of resources into that they're taking the resources out of well isn't I believe the 360 lounges in is in LA as well correct me if I'm wrong they have their own lounge in 360s yeah or no maybe it's called the Delta Delta one lounge so don't do one lounge and it's at JFK you goose I think there's one at LAX to correct me if I'm wrong be I didn't I didn't find it there but I did go to the one at JFK and

Oh my god It's fucking do tell do tell spill please Fellas you walk in and it's like you are taking a moving walkway into the future all the noise of the airport Quiet and suddenly being in a regular Delta lounge is like being in gen pop of the entire airport Yeah, sparsely populated and I remember we had a debate Are they just giving you buffet food or are you able to get served food? I think that it's, I mean, I went in the morning, it's a hybrid.

They definitely have a full restaurant, Michelin star food, but also in the morning, I think I got a cacio e pepe frittata in the morning, avocado toast being prepared as you like it. The spread was amazing. I think I got a cacio e pepe frittata in the morning. A avocado toast being prepared as you like it. The spread was insane. And there was all of like six people in there. There was maybe 25 rooms.

In the bathroom, fresh eucalyptus hanging. You could schedule a massage. About 25 wine stations with about six different variants. I saw Francis in the corner swishing around Monte Pocciano like it was oral B mouthwash. It was absolutely insane. The future is here. It's the Delta One Lounge at JFK.

That's beautiful. That's a great sell. Unfortunately, I'm a United man these days. No, no. That's a great sell. Unfortunately, I'm a United man these days. I'm actually, I'm taking my talents over to Frontier. Just an honest airline. Frontier will tell you how it is. You show up at the gate and they go, this plane's most likely not taking off. Delta, they like to really lead you on, and they go, we're just gonna delay it another hour, and you go, oh, okay, it's the fifth time you guys have done that, though.

And they go, don't worry about it, it's all gonna be handled. And then they cancel it out of nowhere. I've flown Frontier one time, and it was from Denver, back to New York, and I arrived in in line and I had a bag to check because I was... Oh that's going to be an extra 200. Yeah I arrived in the baggage line an hour and a half before the flight and the line was long and I waited in the line and waited and waited and it got to one hour and I was the next person in line,

and I got to the counter, and they said, we have closed the baggage for the airplane. You needed to be here more than an hour in advance. And I said, I've been in line since an hour and a half before, and they go, we don't know what to tell you, that's our policy, sorry. And I didn't change flights. They don't care at all.

They don't play by the rules. I flew Frontier once and it was from North Carolina to Philly for another funeral that I had to attend. And dude. How was the fishing at that one? Amazing. Dude, they closed the jet bridge. They closed it five minutes after we started boarding.

There were people outside and they were like sorry Should try it should have ran onto the plane, dude You know how like the rule is they don't close the door until 15 minutes before takeoff This lady she's got her husband on her way and she's like he's on his way We're we're 45 minutes before takeoff and they're like we're closing closing it down. They're like, most of us are here. We're just gonna take off. It was insane. They rely on people rebooking.

That's half of their economy is like making it impossible for someone to get on the flight. So they have to get a second ticket that they pay out of pocket for because it's completely their fault. But those airlines, Spirit, Frontier, even Southwest in some ways, Ryanair, they're meritocracies. They're like, they're the most American airlines because you can rumble basically for your spot.

You have to fight a big ass security lady at the front desk. You have to muscle your way for your seat. Nothing is given to you. Everything is earned on these airlines. It's not some fucking. I kind of like it though. It's nice. I kind of like an every man for himself mentality. Survivalist. Yeah, exactly.

You know, like you got a. I like boarding the plane and it's kind of like when you were like boarding a school bus and you're like, where am I gonna sit? You're looking around to see where the school kids are at. You do a freshman run. Yeah. You have to run to the back of the plane

and run back to the front and everybody gets to punch you one time. Yeah. It's nice. It's great. There's always empty seats. Everyone pretty much gets their own row on Frontier. Yeah. Frontier's the green one, right? Yeah. Yeah.

It's the worst. I think Spirit's better than Frontier. Southwest is way better than both. But Spirit, you have to fight someone. Or is that only on the flights to Florida that you have to fight someone to get onto a Spirit flight? I think that's just Florida. It's always a flight going to Florida

where there's an insane brawl of like six ladies just weaves flying everywhere. Just flying to Florida is crazy. I flew to Florida in the in the height of the pandemic. We got we landed in Florida people were ripping their masks in half as we landed. I swear to God fire. Yeah, it was insane. It was like everyone looked around. We're just all just ripping them off. I remember when I got to Florida during the pandemic,

I got off the plane and dudes were throwing their masks up into the air and shooting them out of the air. Just like that. Doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, pull. Everybody throws their masks up like a high school graduation. Everybody throwing their shit into the air. Wait, what state just banned masks? Didn't a state just ban masks?

I saw that. I don't know if that was real though. I don't care if it's real. I'm getting caught up in the misinformation like crazy. My dad works in Wisconsin and he went to the Green Bay Stadium. Like he like got to tour it and I was texting him. I'm like, you know, they're, you know, they're making it. You're allowed to smoke cigarettes and weed at the stadium this year.

And he's like, no way. And I'm like, I swear to God. And then I looked it up and it was like, this was not true. This was a tweet that someone just made up completely. I've been going around telling people that for the last six months that you can smoke on the bar. People invited us there. They're like, come, we got blunts on us. Yeah. They were like, no, it's not. In no way is that allowed.

What? That's bullshit. I'm getting caught up in the misinformation too, dude. I'm so fucking mad about that boxer. Oh, furious. I haven't slept in weeks. That why I got this like this grown man face. I've just been tossing and turning at night going Dude looks like a lady I'm so passionate about worldwide women's boxing. And swimming, those are my two things. I've always cared about them. I've always cared about that.

Anyone who knows me, anybody that knows me deep down knows that that's always been a talking point. That I don't go a day or two without talking about that shit. And I'm finally, I welcome the rest of the world to the discourse. The seat's warm because I've been fucking keeping it hot for you guys. Exactly, they're destroying the sport that I once loved.

They're robbing us from women's boxing. Meanwhile, literally at Rough and Rowdy, we have the Able brothers against a trans person. Oh yeah. We literally do. Are they both of the brothers against one trans. That would be sick. They saved that shit from Russia. One of them is going against Mikey Betts. And one of them is going against a trans person. I didn't know

Mikey Betts was trans. Frank finds out. He's gonna be steaming bad. He's gonna be calling Dugs in from Florida. Get your ass to New York now. You're back, you're back on the lineup. Units assemble. Dugs is just running up the fucking coastline in five steps. Dugs is deceptive as a fat guy

in a different way than Frank is. Frank is deceptively short for a big guy and Doug's is deceptively tall. When dudes round out he's like seven feet tall. He is a giant. He played the ball that rolls after Indiana Jones in the temple. Oh shit. Sass, don't do it to us, bro. The fish finders. These are the Chromo Pop Smiths. I don't know if you guys are familiar with the new tech.

Really highlights the greens and the reds in any weather. Francis, don't smile while Sass has those on. It'll literally blind him. No, I mean, look, they're the perfect funeral fishing hybrid because they're nice and dark. Oh, they're beautiful. And they have a tear-catching ridge on the bottom, which you can roll right into wetting your lines.

I wore these in the car. I wore these in the car. I wore these in the car to the funeral and my parents, my family, took them off. No, my family members, they take them off. They said they look like, they said that, they said they look like I got them at CVS. And I was like, I spent, these are $200. I got absolutely robbed from these though.

I got them at a fly shop in Denver. I went in to get one fly and then I left buying $200 sunglasses. Those places just scam you. You look like you're pretending to be blind. I know. They look a lot darker on the Zoom than they do in real life. They're pretty normal sunglasses.

They look like men in black sunglasses on the camera. They're perfect funeral sunglasses, like Frances is saying though. You can't, they got the ridge for the tears and also you could spot the shimmering rainbow of a trout in the fucking bottom of a river bed. You can hear, you can see the catfish in their hole with those absolute beauties.

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Book on tape. Book on tape book on tape very interesting read i'm not gonna let you call it a read i'm not gonna let you well i know i am reading i'm reading and listening to it i got it on my kindle because i i can't focus i have very bad ad d so i have to i read it while listening to it. Well, are you serious? Yes This is the only line you swear. I swear to God. I have my Kindle right here sounds like you're learning to read Yeah, I got like an exercise that would help you learn to read correctly Show us where you are in the book on your Kindle I will right now

because I'll show you where I am I think I'm like 2% in oh wow you're a big chunk in all right we're gonna get demonetized get that off the screen why are you both reading this am I supposed to start reading this I kind of thought that was a little bit of a we were doing a book club type thing. Book club. I didn't hear about this. This must have been the one episode I missed because I was working for Barstool and so I couldn't make the episode.

No, we definitely talked about it last time you were on. Did we? The last time we were all together. Yeah, we talked about it briefly. I remember us talking about it, but I didn't hear any sort of invitation to purchase the rise and fall When we last talked about it, I said that I was going to read it and it was 1800 pages So I pivoted to a book about the Cold War But then when I boarded my flight to Cincinnati, I went to pull it up on audible

It turns out I never even downloaded the Cold War book, but the rise and fall of the Third Reich fully downloaded Press play dude I was like an hour into that book and I was like man this is pretty boring this is pretty slow and then it was like turned out I was just listening to the forward for an hour straight it's like all about like the journalists who like wrote the book I was like why I don't care about any of this Getting to this book is the culmination of years of research. It was painstakingly fact-checked When this book starts you will find

Two hours later. I just I just hear chapter one I thought I was here learning it're learning. It is insane. It's like Dune, how like the first hour of Dune is just like a boring slog. People are like, no, you have to get to the second hour and a half of Dune to be able to enjoy the entire thing. When you get to page 687, they're just talking about Hitler's,

Hitler not answering Mussolini's letter on January 3rd. And it says that it filled the deuce with mourning, with mounting annoyance. It was a very, very juicy time. I just got, where I'm at right now, they're the beer hall pooch. Mm-hmm. Which is pretty interesting.

I don't know any of this stuff. That was a tough, the pooch, pooch, yeah. Well, that's where he got arrested, right? Yeah. Yeah, he went to jail after that because that was his effort to take over. do a rebellion, I think.

He tried to overthrow the government and it backfired. But it was too soon, too soon, Adolf. And then he went to prison and he wrote- Well, don't, no spoilers, Brett, no spoilers. Mine come. No, his prison time was like the dream. They like wheeled in a flat screen TV

and just had unlimited Fritos for him. Yeah. He was just- So he wrote Mein Kampf in prison. Yeah, he did. He kind of had the opposite experience of Edward Norton's character in American History X. The exact opposite. I never saw that movie to be fully honest.

Oh, it's unbelievable. I watched the first two minutes where he... No, that was just a forward. Where he curb stomps that dude and then I was like, yeah, this isn't really for me. You probably had to cover your eyes. It was pretty gruesome. Does curb stomping necessarily kill somebody? I've always wondered that.

No, not unless you stomp them hard enough, but it definitely hurts a lot. Oh yeah, well, cause they do it in the Sopranos, he does it. Yeah, it's a very old school move. You have to do it perfect. Not a lot of dudes are getting curb stomped these days. Well, you also have to keep your face there.

You know about curb stomping. I feel like this is part of your world somehow. I don't know why. Yes. Yeah, how many guys have you stomped? This is how intimately familiar. I mean, right? Only like two or three.

But like in general, just like attempts, it's like closer to 12 to 15. But I mean, there's the one where you hold the arms all the way back and then you slam the head. The pure curb stomp is you hear the teeth scraping along the curb, but that's almost impossible to get someone to stay in that position. It's almost like hooking the perfect striped bass. You know, so many people who are curb stomped, I never understood why they willingly opened their mouth

and put it on the curb. And stayed there as the guy draws his foot up, because if you just roll to the side, like, you know, a striped bass kind of, it's almost like you can completely avoid the death part of it. No, but then you're getting it all on the jaw on the temple.

I'd rather take the scunt. Francis, the last episode you were going on about how your temple, how your temples were all, you were worried about your temple and now you're willing to get stopped in the temple? I just spent half an hour whitening my teeth and what I'm gonna not roll over and let my temple take the brunt of the boot. That's true No, you're thinking you want to do is damage those pearly whites

I don't see any temple whitening I'll be hilarious you know jumped and you were like can't you guys just just bash my head in or something? Like, please, not the whites. I just got these done. Shave my head or something. If you got stomped out in a parking lot, it would literally look like the lines between the parking spaces. It's just, it's literally that white. It looks like sidewalk chalk.

Look like the lines of a crosswalk. You both heard my story about the time I got beat up and the guy put the mouth guard in. Yeah, he made, of course. I mean, I truly think it's like the scariest thing that someone can do in a street fight. Well, maybe he had had some bad run-ins and he was expecting, like, you're a pretty big guy.

Maybe he was like, this guy's gonna whoop me pretty bad and he's probably gonna curb stomp me, so I'm just gonna throw the mouth guard in ahead of time, just in case I get stomped. Imagine you sneak a mouth guard in right when someone's setting up to curb stomp you and it just bounces their foot off. Yeah.

Boing. Whoa. Could happen. Like an air bag for the mouth. That's what we should sell mouth airbags in case you're in like a high pressure situation. If you're traveling to Venezuela and might get curb stomped or the central or Times Square or something like that. You're worried about getting curb stomped. You just have some, some kind of last minute air. Go ahead. Go ahead, Seth.

No, no, I, I, I thought Times Square and I thought you're talking about central park. I was going to bring up that RFK video What was I? The bear One of the most in use a show the bear it truly is the most one of the most insane stories. I've ever heard What he was I didn't see this in the clear no one had ever traced that story to him Why would he ever tell that? When they, when they, like the story was crazy already.

When they- What's the story? What's the story? Rewind it a little bit, tell me what the story is. RFK was on a, he was talking to Roseanne Barr, and there was a story that happened many, many years ago where in Central Park, they found a dead bear cub, and it was lying kind of partially hidden by bushes under an old bicycle.

And so it looked like the bear had been hit by a bicycle, the person had fled and the bear was dead. Well, I think they- What dead. Well I don't think anyone actually believed the bicycle part though right? Is that true? I didn't see that detail. I think in the news story they were like it was this is just clearly animal abuse like no one's... Well they had no answers. Nobody knew nobody knew anything and what had actually happened is that Robert Kennedy Jr. was up in the Hudson Valley and he came across a bear cub

that had been hit by a car and killed. And he stopped to pull over because he thought, well, that looks pretty tasty. I want to skin this bear cub for the meat. And he put it in his car. And then he somehow like went. He had like a busy day. He had a busy day so he went to,

I guess he went to Central Park and. He went, like he like had, he like had like a meeting in the city. So he had to go into the city and then he like had a dinner and he was like, oh, I gotta go to this dinner. And all this while it's happening, he has a dead bear cub in the back of his car. And then like his day just kept on getting like extended too long and he had like, I gotta go to this dinner and all this while it's happening, he has a dead bear cub in the back of his car. And then like his day just kept on getting like extended

too long and he had a flight to catch. And he was like, I'm not gonna be able to go back upstate and skin this bear. So he went to Central Park and he dropped the bear off. And he's like, let me think, okay, there's been a string of bike accidents in Central Park. So he took a bike, he planted the bear in Central Park, found a bike a bike. He pulled he planted the bear in Central Park Found a bike put the bike on top of the bear and then just like flew off to some other city

What there was like there was like an investigation because they were like what's going on and no one ever knew why is there a view? Why is there a bear cub in Central Park? Like they had zoologists and people coming in trying to figure out what happened and nobody knew. Nobody knew for years until we just admitted it. And it was RFK. What? Dude, the craziest part of that story, I think the craziest part about that story, I don't think it's even like the the wanting to keep the bear, because I get like that's legal in a lot of states is like you can keep roadkill. So like that's not even that crazy to me. The craziest thing is

being like, like, all right, I got to think what should I do? All right, there's been a string of bike accidents. I'm gonna stage a bear murder, like a bear manslaughter with this bike. Like an established politician being like, I'm gonna, all right, what do I, like, do do it throw it in the Hudson do anything else other than that? That's a crazy idea Yeah, there's so much work involved and if he's if he's caught doing it. He's Toast oh no one's gonna believe that he didn't hit the bear with his car. Yeah something And they're also gonna be like why do you have this rotting bear in your car for the last 10 hours?

What the fuck? Why would anybody even conceivably believe that a bicycle could kill a bear? Well, it was a pretty small bear, it was a cub. Doesn't matter, dude. A bicycle couldn't kill like a fucking, I've seen rats survive getting run over, a bicycle couldn't kill like a fucking, I've seen rats survive getting run over by a bicycle.

Like just turn into a speed bump dude. Bicycles are not fucking killing people. And it's like a string of bicycle accidents, it's not like there's like mosquitoes going around or something like that. Like bicycle accidents don't happen in serialized ways where it's like, yeah, it's just, I guess they're on the loose. Like these fucking bikes are just running rampant through the city.

That's a pro-cluster story. There's no pattern in bicycle accidents. Oh yeah, it's been happening around here. Bikes have been crashing like crazy. Like it's the happening. Like it's like bikes are just like taking a mind of their own and running into the fucking bears that are around.

I don't think that if you disassembled a bicycle and fucking sheared it down into shivs that you could kill a bear with a bicycle. Bears are like some of the most rough and tumble animals. Dude, even like a tiny bear will fuck you up. Yeah, I wanna try and find the photo of the bear. What the hell is wrong with this, dude? I just can't understand why he would tell the story.

That's the part I don't really get. It's definitely just been weighing on him for the last decade. That's why he ran for president so he could get enough publicity to unburden himself of this horrible story of this dead bear cub. Oh, he posed. Here's him posing with the bear

before dumping it in Central Park. So he was old? This was when he was old. Yeah, I don't think this was that. I don't think this was that long ago. I think he's been old forever, dude. He was born old. It was literally like they have the bear in a body bag. I think he's I think he's been old forever, dude Literally like they have the bear in a body bag, but there was a full investigation and it was RFK that did it

What they have fucking Park Rangers with wide-brimmed hats coming to investigate this they set up a perimeter Do you think he's gonna get in legal trouble? No. No? Statute of limitations have passed, but it's not gonna be good for him. No, it's not gonna be good. It's just weird.

It's a weird story. Yeah, it's a very bizarre thing to just like, be like, you know what? That reminds me of, uh, 10 years back. What was everybody talking? What was that? What were they riffing about on Roseanne's podcast? It wasn't even a podcast.

It was like an interview or it was like a, just like a, like a vlog or something. I don't know what it was. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. I guess I saw people talking about it, but I thought it was that stupid fucking show The Bear. That non comedy show that just is like, I thought it was a comedy show. It's supposed to be it gets nominated for every for a comedy for all the comedy awards and then I fucking watch it. And I don't laugh once and

everyone's like, Yeah, but it gives you so much anxiety. And then it also doesn't give me anxiety. It's just the perfect show to go on my phone during. Yeah, I've never watched it. Everyone tells me to watch it. And I say, I don't really feel like watching people do a stressful job. Like, why would I want to like I've worked in restaurants before? Why would I want to just like simulate that for two seasons straight?

Yeah, and they're also like super successful, but they're like trying to make it now or some shit. It's like, dude, pick one. Oh, is the restaurant a hit? I think so. Cause like, was it Steven Che? I watched the bear. I liked the bear.

Was he? No. Yeah. Actually? What? There's a picture of it. There's a picture or like as an extra. Who? Oh wow. Che. Che? Casey Smith. Casey Smith was in an episode of Succession. Yeah, at the Kendall's party.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that is pretty cool. He gives her a s- I'll be honest with you. I like the bear. Yeah, that is pretty cool. He gets with you. I like the bear I'm sure it's great. I feel like we probably can't really be ragged ragging on it too hard when we've never seen it Hmm I watched like maybe can you guys hear my dogs barking? No, but I I needed to see your mouth so I could see when you're about to talk I couldn't just do with your eyes. I couldn't do the Jeff Nadu angle that you were just trying to hit me with. That's why I tilted the camera down, bro. I'm pretty posted up right now. Very relaxed.

Look at those pillow covers. Yeah, this isn't really my room. It's like a guest bedroom. I don't really have a room. That's 94 right there. You guys have a guest bedroom in your house? That must be nice. Well, it's my room, but it's like, there's nothing really in my room. Because we

moved right when I left. What were your parents like when they move? What did they say? Bunch of nonsense. They didn't have like one line that they said. Now. What are you trying to expose my jokes, bro? Yeah, I'm trying to expose your jokes. I really am.

If it makes you feel any better, that never even happened. So that's just what it's like being a genius writer, creative thinker. So much for truth and comedy. I know right It is funny when I do that. I do that joke and people are like, oh my god And then I have to be like, oh, it's not true You know Was that the late show at the stand last night was the guy I think his name is Shug Shug Shug does

know The guy who does the sandwich reviews and says take care brush your hair who's Shug? Shug? Shug, right? He does, no. The guy who does the sandwich reviews and says, take care, brush your hair. I don't know. You know that guy? I don't know. No.

Shug? He's really great. I like that guy a lot. He's really funny. Shug the Sandwich Man. I don't know if that's his name. Let me look him up. He's from the show.

He did the show with Marty. Is that the guy you're talking about? The guy who he needs to do some mewing. You know what I'm talking about? Shoogeen. Shoogeen? Yes, yes. The Coogeen. Meals by Cooge. Cooge, Cooge.

Yes, yes. I know who you're talking about. Is it Cooge? I was saying way wrong. That's another, that's another Jeff Naidoo word. It's Italian for cousin. A coo-jean, I believe. Or I could be wrong about that. A coo-jean.

He's great, he's really funny. But he wasn't performing. He said he could never. It's a dog. You say he's scared? I He said he could never. It's a big dog. Are you scared? I haven't seen your dog. I haven't seen your dog since she was like one week old. She's huge.

It's massive. She's 50 pounds now. That's crazy. And she's 10 months old. Yeah, she has to stop growing. Josie, you're on the podcast. What if she gets like overwhelming? What if she gets like Clifford the big red dog size

and you guys gotta like move apartments? You're like, we can't, we got, you guys gotta get her her own unit and your building. What if, what if she's like babe the blue ox and she's just like legendarily big, the size of mountains. And I just have to fucking walk alongside her with my axe. She's just like trampling through the city and everybody thinks there's another earthquake

but it's really just Josie's fat ass walks through. They should recreate like a modern version of Clifford. Did you guys ever watch Clifford or were you guys too old for that? Of course. Clifford is like from like the 50s. Yeah that's one that definitely came out of, that came out like in World War II probably. Oh yeah, because wasn't Clifford supposed to be like a,

no, that's SpongeBob, it's like a result of nuclear war. Bikini Bottom. Yeah. That's, Bikini Bottom's a real place. They should make a modern version of Clifford for like adults and show what would actually happen if there was a dog that size. Rfk Jr. would just be throwing bikes into it.

Yeah. It would be like locked in a in like a desert in like in like Nevada. There'd be like under like 24 hour military surveillance. And it's so when when we needed it to fight off something bad but the rest of the time we'd hate it and fear it. Yeah, exactly. It'd be like Transformers. Why are the taxpayers paying for the amount of dog food this god damn beast ingests? We need to have a conversation about Clifford. This country has a Clifford problem.

Yeah. This country has a Clifford problem. Then Iran. Iran starts like sending missiles. They're like, all right, we need to send Clifford over to the Middle East. We need to send Clifford to Tehran. Some secretary of war is like, well, I have a solution, but you're not gonna like it. We just said Clifford to fuck it's like Godzilla verse King Kong. Yeah, Clifford is sent against some big bear. They would

say that they would say that they got Clifford neutered, but it would turn out it was a lie. That's Clifford too, because Clifford, like Clifford dies at the end of Clifford one, but like little did we know that Clifford had size with like a regular size. Clifford too, because Clifford dies at the end of Clifford 1, but little did we know that Clifford had sex with a regular-sized Pomeranian. Don't you think you'd be pissed if you got a dog? You went and you got a dog and you were like, I think we're in a financially stable enough place to be able to swing a bag of dog food every week.

And then all of a sudden your dog just keeps growing and you're like, Oh, all of a sudden we need to get a separate house for the dog. You're like, this is like slaughtered cattle up for. Yeah. It's like, wait, he's eating like 15 pigs a week. Like how they feed rats to snakes. Like you have to feed a live pig to your massive dog just so they can get their pork intake hey I thought the farmers get together at the town hall meeting and they're like I'm tired of this fucking dog jumping over my fence six

cattle six heads of cattle last week alone and you think you're good with just like little like baggies to pick up the dog shit and then you have to get a full septic tank. You're using full size trash bags. You have to get a forklift to lift the turds off the ground. It's like the Jurassic Park, you're like sticking your arm fully inside of it. Good riff. That was a good riff. I had fun with that one.

Good riff, three way riff. That was playful. It was tough on the delay, or on the, because the microphone jumps from one to the other stuff to riff that good like this man I make it happen that good since fucking pod save America season one yeah I think I think once once fishing season is over and people stop passing away you know we should be back in studio once death

seasons over we should be good well we should be back in studio. Once death season's over, we should be good. Well, we should be back in studio on Monday. And brother, let me tell you, fishing season hasn't even peaked yet. No? What's the height of fishing season? Spring, for me. Fishing season has definitely peaked. But the fall was great, too.

Like, September through November is pretty solid. Fellas. I'm pretty excited. I added it. We've added another leaf to my couch. So it's a pretty big couch. No, now it's like a full on you. It's like, can you see it?

Or you don't want to expose how massive your living room is? I mean, you wouldn't even be able to see the far end of the wall. I see. The Mac camera's not good enough. Oh my Lord. And so it comes in a full view,

like one of the smoke- Is that an original Van Gogh in the background? It's a Caravarsha you dumbass but I need you boys over here for fish or for a football season. I need A fat order of wings or something like that sass. Can you please please can you commit? Oh? Yeah, I'll definitely go In for ball. I will not press you guys You just come over to come over to my place

Once I get the odd I'm getting the I'm getting my fireplace. Oh very nice Francis look at that eye on you look at the balance of that. It's like a Georgia O'Keefe painting. You took that photo Francis Yes on what? Look at the balance of that. It's like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. You took that photo, Francis? Yes. On what? You can rent really sick cameras like when you go do safari.

And so I just borrowed a really good one with a huge telephoto lens. Oh, I didn't know that. That's pretty sick. I mean, I probably, I watched that Rhino for an hour and a half with it. There was actually a cub with it. I don't know if they That's pretty sick. I mean, I probably, I watched that Rhino for an hour and a half with it. There was actually a cub with it. I don't know if they're called cubs, baby, whatever.

And I must've taken a hundred photos of it and that was the best one. So then I got it blown up and I liked the way it looks. Where'd you get it blown up at? I got it hanging some of these things. Frame bridge. They do good framing work. We need to compare Africa photos

because I really, I also got a long telephoto lens, but I really tried to zoom in on the eye of the animal to try to humanize them, to see if I could capture some emotion. It's really differing techniques, whereas you captured the balance of the landscape, nature, and beast, whereas I tried to capture some emotion and we really need to exchange notes.

Sass, this is the kind of shit you missed out on last episode. It was fucking incredible. Dude, I got some pretty sick. I got to talk about Africa's making think making me think Check out these photos like I'm no way. I mean that's talk about an eye That actually is a lovely photo That is very nice. I got a bunch. I can't show Josie though. She would probably fucking jump through the screen

and fucking eat that shit live. Look at this beautiful- Sass, that's in Wyoming? All this is Wyoming? Yeah. Yeah. Wow, look at those clouds. Amazing. Beautiful.

Just someone who hears the music. That's a pure, that's pure cumulonimbus. You not wearing pants, brother? No, I'm wearing pants. I'm wearing shorts. If we catch you in Tidy Whitey's podcast, but we have to, but people have to wait 58 minutes to find out that you're rocking tidies.

What would you guys do if my laptop tilted and I was just completely naked from the waist down? Like my balls are just like hanging off of my legs Honestly, would you think I would have better than I I would think you think I would like mess with the chemistry of the podcast if that happened. I Think I'd be like thank God He's that comfortable around us that he can just have his balls wrapped around his leg his his long balls wrapped around like a cobra slithering up a staff like the universal symbol for a hospital just your skinny ass legs with a fucking ball wrapped around it it would be

that bad grandpa the bad grandpa long balls that's what i have the ones that hang I like to picture that you I like to picture that you know in a in a hard hurricane You could last lash yourself to a post with them much like how? Cowboys would when they would pull up a horse to a saloon they wouldn't tie the rope around the banister They would just sort of loop it a few times. You could toss it around a couple times He'd be floating during the hurricane, he'd be floating during the hurricane like body-shaking off of the ground with just one string of balls holding him on.

This is- Did you guys ever read Timothy of the K? No. Of the K? Sounds very familiar though. I don't know it. It's a great book. It was like a young adult book.

Anyway, nevermind. No, no, please. Well, there's no point in making the rest. Basically, there's a kid, they get in a shipwreck because they get attacked and some rich white kid ends up in a lifeboat, I think, with a guy, and he, the two of them become friends, and the kid goes blind. So Timothy, who's I think Barbadian or Jamaican

or something, ends up teaching him. They end up on an island, and there's a hurricane, and Timothy uses his body to shield the boy from the hurricane and they're lashed to a palm tree. That's why I made the reference. Ah, very apropos. Very apropos. That's what I was thinking of.

It's a long story for not a whole lot of purchase. Did I say it was very apropos before you wrote or was there a delay? I think this is you messing it up. I think a delay? I think that I said it first. I think I said that first. I definitely said it first. You know, you sounded like my little echo. I felt like I was in a cave. No, I think that was me. I think very apropos. Very apropos. Very apropos. Very apropos. Because I'm trying to get more apropos. That's one of my most common words. Exactly. I'm trying to get more into throwing apropos around. Yeah, I mean it's like, what's it, just Greekifying the word appropriate?

Yeah, pretty much. With a soft OS, very soft OS. I'm not talking about Mac's latest operating system, which is trash. Which is a very, very trash operating system. I'll tell you boys that much. I watched the latest Guy Ritchie movie on the flight out to Los Angeles.

Oh, so good. Ministry of the Gentleman warfare? Yes. Oh, I thought you were going to say the other one. No, I already watched that that that Gyllenhaal one is why is so Guy Ritchie is just churning out war movies just bangers. Dude just knows what he's doing. I saw six it was like 66 or 69% on Rotten Tomatoes. I was like, No, no, no, you guys don't know. I know this is gonna be an enjoyable romp.

And sure enough, it's a war movie. Basically it's just, it's a lot of inglorious bastards in there, to be honest. Yeah. Similar characters, similar look, similar feel, similar music. But it's a war movie where not one of the good guys dies and All of the bad guys die. It's fucking perfect. That's fun. There's no like there's no

emotional downturn or something like that you don't get tugged at your heartstrings because somebody is You know one of the characters you have an emotional attachment to is lost in the middle of the movie it's just pure fucking carnage. Richie knew what we needed. And it was this true story. And that's the main character of it is who James Bond is based on.

Hmm. Really fun, a really fun romp. I think it was Ian Fleming, a fucking was he a general in her majesty's army? I don't know that would surprise me only because I've been to his house in Jamaica. It's pretty fucking sweet. It's where he wrote all the James Bond novels. Yeah. That's where Bond

Pirate K is from isn't't that where is that in Jamaica? It is his house in Jamaica. Oh, Timothy of the K. Yes, I don't know where it was. I mean, the island that they got shipwrecked on was they didn't know. They didn't know where they were. I think I just thought it was funny as I was watching that movie how deep they got into into England's moral opposition to the war when it was like almost the height the height

of like English colonialism. Which war like World War Two. Like the Nazis were basically trying to- Two wars! Always sunny. Continue. Have you ever seen that episode of Always Sunny? No. You're saying there's two wars.

I've done that like 10 times on the podcast. Yes. Yes. I know. I know. Glenn Howerton does a podcast or some shit like that. Yeah. It's a banger.

Classic. Gotta love that show. Yeah. facts. All of a sudden, he's incredible. Well, good try, Ron. You almost got that thought through. I didn't think that was gonna derail the entire story. It's just tough when we're remote, you know, it's tougher to get back on track. Not for me. It was basically that Nazis are trying to

colonize all of Europe and England's like that's absolutely reprehensible. Meanwhile, England literally has colony had like colonies on like every continent that existed. Yeah. Yeah. Rules for the not for me, a bit

of a little bit of egg on their face, a bit of, you know, rules for thee, not for me, is one way to say it. Are they saying, were they saying that they had an issue with Germany taking over Poland and Belgium as colonies? I think, well, I mean, I don't think that that's why they were saying that they had a problem with it, but that's, Germany was doing the same thing that they had done in India or a lot of Africa.

Yeah, right. Or like Caribbean nations, like British imperialism knows no bounds. Sass. Yeah. Yeah. In the rise and fall of the Third Reich in World War One, Hitler was injured in a gas attack from the British. His eyes turned to colds. He went partially blind for years

Only later did he regain full vision. I've got it right here page 270 I've no I'm I'm surprised by your lack of highlights and notes It's more dog-eared. I'm kind of taking more of the Mochino Dorito approach to all this. Very interesting. Are you still not tapped in on Mochino Dorito? I'm not now. Bro. I've had to talk to Rudy about this

because I've no one to talk to about Mochino Dorito. It breaks my goddamn heart, bro. Breaks my heart just thinking about it. I hate to do it guys, you guys can keep going. I gotta jump, I have a meeting. All good. That's a classic sass move. Branded content Rob.

No, mine's for work. All right, let's end it. What are you guys gonna talk about? What are you and Rob gonna talk about? We sold a series to a sponsor, so we need to figure that out. Let's go, what kind of series is it? Well, the initial idea we had.

We gotta bang out this ad before you go, Francis. I will, I will, but oh my God. We had a great idea and it required a lot of guests and We went out to probably 20 different guests and every single one of them said now You need that sweet so we concept first we are pivoting Well, the new idea is gonna be even better Awesome. What, the new idea is going to be even better. Awesome.

What's the new idea going to be? It'll have it'll be something an extension of I think well, actually, I'm not going to say because I don't I don't know yet and I don't want to leave breadcrumbs to a dead end. Yeah, those spoilers. Yeah. All right. Well, that was the

episode. Anything else about branded content? Rob? Francis anything anything else? Oh, I got added to I got added to surviving barstool. Yeah. Oh, really? You got off the bubble got off the bubble there. That's great. When is that filming? September. Oh, very fun. Who wins? Isn't that right? September. Who wins in the script?

I don't know, man. It's a good question. Apparently Tommy Smokes wrote a bunch of the challenges and stuff like that, so I'm gonna try to... Well, I just think I'm gonna physically overpower him and have him show me the blueprint to the game. Ron, could you tell your dog that we're kind of in the middle of something right now? Josie, we're kind of in the middle of something right now? Josie, shut your fat ass up. All right, thank you guys for listening.

Cleveland, next week, Francis and I. Absolute takeover. Goodbye.