Son of a Boy Dad - Girl Breaking Bad | Son of a Boy Dad #407

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

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All righty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast. It is Pride Month, and we are back. With a belly full of hot garlic. Just some going to Naya together, going to eat a slot bowl. Canva? Canva. Canvas? Canva.

What's Canva? Canva is the app. Yeah. What's that made? It's a photo editing app. Yeah. We went to Canva for lunch. We put ourselves in sepia tone.

but it's just to go like have like a hot garlic and then just be like let's let's talk for an hour yeah let's soil our microphones i didn't eat all mine okay i went with the smart rat oh you guys i mean what do you want to put you guys on last what we all went all of us our three producers us three we all went to kava we all ate our bowls okay i think we all kind of like dabbled with our bowls we didn't go too crazy on them not one other person ate the full bowls and then you guys I think both ate like six cookies each. Are you trying to shame me for finishing my food? No, I'm shaming you guys for being like,

because you guys are always like, oh my God, I'm so tired after I eat lunch. It's like, well, yeah, you're leaving out the 900 calories of cookies that you took down too. I don't remember a time where I've ever said

I'm so tired from eating lunch. Oh, it's like, I think you're thinking of you. I don't eat lunch, guy. You're just tired. I literally said to Tyler when we were

line. I was like, this is why I don't eat food during the day. Because you get tired. No. I got plenty of energy. It's why I'm having a Phoenix right now. Yeah, because you need energy. I want more. You do intermittent hunger strikes. Yeah, pretty much. You know there's intermittent fasting? Yeah. I do it the wrong way.

Yeah. But what about what we did? Like, we went, we got food as a group, and then I went on a solo mission to bring us back cookies. And instead of what? You and Francis. everybody's had cookies except for you. Is that true? I know Mac hasn't. It's worse than drugs.

I know Mac is nibbling. He's at least catching a scent. No, Mac doesn't eat sugar. He said that. Yeah, because he's trying to get jacked. Like, what is your excuse? I'm trying to do a team-building, like, meal and then dessert together. I'm trying to get jacked as well.

You're not. You're not, though. Max's in the fucking Iron Dome. He's in the jungle. What would make you? make you happy? Everything. No, but I mean,

the world. What are you, what's, what's really gawing at you right now for you to attack us for eating lunch? Nothing. And then cookies and providing cookies. Nothing is, uh, nothing is,

is, is feeling bad or anything. I was really kind of just making fun of you boys for your, your midday cookies. I had half of one cookie. Nah, that's, don't mind of yourself.

I'm not. To me and yourself. I'm not. You can lie to me all you want. It's just these fantasy stories, this puff to magic dragon story you want to tell about me eating stacks of cookies. I watched you take down. When I had perfect restraint. When I had incredible restraint.

I had half of a seven grand cookie. He went six for me, six for you. And even if I had had more cookies, which I didn't, in what world is this not America where I could just indulge to my own extent without being like without having your fucking watchful? You're talking about being tired eating. No, I'm not. You're talking about that. We're talking about being tired and eating. What are you saying with tired?

What are you saying? And you're hammering home the garlic and the chicken, but you're leaving out the cookies. You didn't say tired, though. I didn't say tired. You said tired. I was getting there. I think you just lay tired over everything. I connect you too with food and being tired.

You see the world through half-mast eyelids. Food affects you guys like I've never seen. Like, it affects me in a way. No, it doesn't. Yeah, Francis. I'm hungry all the time. You eat a bite of red meat and you're running for the hills. Well, that's a jettyle vomiting.

It's not a bite of red meat. That's three flanks of zebra. You know, I overeat. I binge and then I have problems. But dude, by the way, again, yeah, my relationship with food isn't perfect. But I really feel like this is something you're having, you have forever issues. I feel amazing. I feel like $1,000.

You talk about having diarrhea the way that, like, someone living in malaria-riddled Africa. I don't have diarrhea anymore. I've been taking fiber gummies. So now I just have solid poops, but there's a lot of them. Like six a day. Yeah, you poop like a toddler who's had too much milk. Yeah, pretty much. You just poop like a fucking bag of marbles every day.

The little Phoenix can't take care of. So Doug Baldwin. the comedian. He's the guy that wears the little tiny glasses and talks about shadow force. Yeah. You seen this guy? I think so.

He's the funniest guy in the internet right now. I don't know. The tiny glasses sound familiar. And he wears the black beret, the red shirt. Are you sure he's not the receiver from the Seahawks? Yep. I'm thinking of Doug Baldwin on Instagram.

Because look, I just looked up Doug Baldwin and look who comes up. Yeah, well, you'd have to add... I just looked up Doug Baldwin. This guy. This guy is the funniest guy on the... internet right oh i have seen this brother this guy kills me so fucking hard every time every clip and he talks a lot about irritable pal syndrome oh he has it too

brother's got a beret that's a sick hat yeah sick glasses too looks like jack harlowe yeah what's going on wait what's going on with you you know i want to do he's been some time alone with you you know i want to but he's what do what do you mean what's going on with him i don't know he's riding around city biking making music i feel like every time i see him now it's just is him like walking down the street looking real swaggy. And what was it? Looking like a soul brother. He's a soul brother now.

He's ascended into soul brotherdom. But I've never seen that. I've never seen someone announce that they're like transitioning into soul like that. Like he made like it was like a statement. People transition all the time. I think that he just was leaving behind some of the aesthetics that were traditionally coupled with being a white rapper. Makes sense.

No, he's a soul brother. No, he's a soul brother. What's this brother Baldwin on? Is he on the same type of shit as Harlow? No. Can we click a clip? He's incredibly funny. Oh, he can't listen. We can't listen. Is there any, is there any physicality to his humor that I might appreciate just by seeing him? He speaks in this funny voice and he kind of, I don't even really know how to, he's very original. I don't know how to describe it. Kind of plays up this like hypermasculine special forces character, but it's preposterous.

He's a response to the Manosphere. I'm quite surprised that neither of you. two has heard of this guy. I told you I've been bricked. Did you hear how I used has there? Yeah. Do you know why I did that? Neither of you has. Yeah.

Why is that? Because it's both of you guys. No, neither means you have to assign in each subject as a singular. So neither has. Neither you nor you have. But it's, yeah. Does that make sense?

Do you understand now, Ron? I know. Now I seem to be getting it. That's how I would have used it to. Wait, can you re-explain it too in just different since you know it already? He just has explained it. It's the subject verb agreement. A lot of people think neither is plural, but it evaluates a singular, multiple singular subjects.

Yeah. How do you keep that sharp? How do you keep that muscle working? That seems like that was almost like a puzzle. It's fun. I get off to this stuff. I know nobody else does, but it's fun. No, I like it.

I like grammar and I like English a lot. Great language. So much better than French. Sure is. Sure is. Would you say is English the hardest language? No. What is it Mandarin?

I don't know what it is, but I think like Persian's really hard to learn. Oh, Farsi. Yeah. Sorry. That's what I meant to say. Farsi. Yeah. That's a tough language.

It's very, very hard, I think. Arabic. Yeah, there's languages that are in dialects that are possible. I tried to learn Arabic for like a day. How did you try? Duolinga. Shit was hard. Didn't even make sense.

Which one? Arabic. Yeah. Farsi. The problem too with Arabic is that there's so many different dialects of it. So like you can, most people learn the Egyptian standard. That's kind of the like basic one. But I think that even if you're speaking like Arabic in Morocco, which is only a couple

countries over, it's completely different. It's very hard to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do a couple of duolingo lessons of it.

and the coffee table starts levitating. It was really difficult. It's a lot of ooze and ahs. It was the whole first day. It was just ooh. Ah. Ooh, ah. I swear.

That's Arabic? For like 30 minutes. Really? Yeah, and then I was like, I don't think I'm going to get anywhere with this. Good for you for trying. That's cool. Yeah, I thought it was going to be.

Because I thought it would be a really funny bit to show up to the podcast one day and be able to speak fluent Arabic. That is a good bit. I think this is when I was talking about becoming Arabic or becoming a Muslim. Becoming Arabic is even funnier, though. Yeah. Becoming a Muslim. Yeah.

I mean, there is strength in becoming a Muslim man. Of course. I bet Doug Baldwin probably has some Muslim roots. When did that happen? This was a while back. I forget what it was. It's funny. A bit that I was doing.

I was away for whatever two weeks. And then I'm back for an hour. hour. I really missed talking to you guys. Totally. And then you attacked us about lunch and I was like, oh, now I remember what this is actually like. It was just a baseless attack. He's like, you guys are always tired. It's like, when in my life have I, I'm a high energy individual. The only time I've ever seen you tired, Rhone, was right after you had twins. Yeah. And I was surprised you weren't more tired. Yeah. I'm high energy. Pandering. Pandering. Pandering. Compliment. Handering. He's tireless.

Spend an hour with Twitch. That's the proper usage. He's tireless as well. Yeah. Yeah, I was just... You're just being nasty. You're just being nasty because you wanted the sugar and your body can't proselytize it. Yeah, you're right. I can't. You're probably fucking feeding for the sugar. You got a little dribble of drool on the side of your mouth because you were fucking jealous of our sugar. I do love a cookie. I don't like that style. I don't like those new modern cookies, though. I like a traditional... You want one wrapped in plastic.

I want a chocolate chip cookie. I don't want a piece of cake. Don't talk about, you want a chips a hoy? In no world would I have ever. That would have been my last option. Would it be chips a hoi? Chips a hoi is like the classic rock hard. You flick it and it crumbles.

Who would want that? Chips a hoi sells well. Crows. I'm talking about a homemade chocolate chip. Yeah, that's what this is. No. Yeah. When you made homemade chocolate chips, they were this thick.

I was never good enough. know how to do that. I always wanted to. It's six cookies stacked on top of each other, smushed it down into one. The thing is, is that you're peckish. You don't eat huge quantities of food. I do, just not in the hours that you see. You have every meal for you is girl dinner.

Yeah. Now, during the day. You exclusively have grilled dinner. Girl dinner for lunch. That bowl was delicious. Yeah. Phenomenal. I didn't know there was a Kava right there. You're just going to be picking at it for a fucking week. I threw mine away. I finished What's your guys stance?

I didn't really go too crazy on my super greens though unfortunately tried to be like Francis You didn't eat the greens The super greens weren't terrible But they weren't like There wasn't a lot of them

Oh And I was like I feel like this amount of greens Is almost like the equivalent Of having none You got the orange sauce Mm-hmm I put the orange sauce on Tyler's too

I thought that Someone was about to get shot They threw away the bowl And I was trying to stop them I was like look I'll just take that one you make it the rest of the way and they just threw it out. Oh, I didn't

see that. They threw out your whole bowl. No, they threw out the whole, all of Tyler's bowl. They had made, they'd put his arugla in and his rice and then they did one tiny little scoop of the orange hummus. Yeah. And the guy was like, no, it was meant for this one. And he was like, I guess, I guess this is irrecoverable. He threw it against the wall like Gordon Ramsey.

Yeah. Like smash. There was arugla everywhere. I guess this, you know, 600 calories that we've done in 10 seconds should be deleted from the world. This 10 cents worth of rice and 5 cents worth of arugula that we're going to sell for $17. There's literally homeless people like with their hands against the glass of the fucking door being like, please. Yeah, they don't give a fuck about that. Any mistakes will take them.

Did you see the one homeless brother that's, uh, he sits posted up on the newsstand. Older guy was like kind of a slick mullet. He was pulling a sick move. He had two trays of, uh, peanuts that he had obviously gotten from five guys. And he was just gnoshing on the free peanuts from five guys. That is a good play. That's a pro movie if you're homeless.

That's a pro play. Did not know that five guys had peanuts. Really? That's like their big thing. Yeah, you go in and you snack on peanuts while you wait. They're just sitting around. They're just like a big thing of like hay. That's why there's always so many elephants in there.

There's like a big, they'll be like crates with like peanuts in them. It's crazy. It is always on hay. Yeah. It is like a circus. floor and you can just crack them at your table and just eat them. You never set foot in a five guys. Honestly, not. It's pretty good.

It's actually, you would expect it to be bad, but then you notice your selfie and a lot more peanuts than you thought you were going to eat. I haven't had five guys in 10 years, though. That's like, I go to the hospital if I eat that. That is. That's like having twins. That will make you tired. Yeah. There's no doubt in my mind. I took the twins to Sesame Place this weekend. Do you know Sesame Place is?

Is it the street? Where's that Chinatown? Yeah, they're the best sesame chicken. It's like Disney World, but with Sesame Street characters in Pennsylvania. Oh, nice. It's absolutely lovely. But that's not where they filmed it. They filmed it in Pittsburgh, right?

No, that's Mr. Rogers. Yeah, Sesame Place, I think... Pennsylvania, brother. What? Pittsburgh's in Pennsylvania. Yeah. I don't think he went to Pittsburgh. You never know.

You know what? I'm going to give you that. I did not do that quickly enough. All good. All good. But obviously my knee is fucked up and I'm walking around with this. And then... Looking like fucking LeBron.

I was going to reply to the... I saw a story of you with that. I was like, I know you feel like you're walking around. You're walking out of the tunnel with that thing on. I like slap to play like a champion sign today. But I was walking around, obviously, with this on in the park. And, I mean, it is a trope to be a fucking middle-aged dude with this fucking shit on your leg. You're like a Disney adult.

But I saw a dude with a full prosthetic leg. Oh, you get a head knot. And he had a timbrel and boot on the end of it. And I walked up to it and I, like, tapped on it. And I was like, don't worry, brother, it gets better. I was like, we've all been there, brother. Keep your head up. Hey, man.

Same boat I'm the same boat As you brother You saw a video Did you see the video Of me going down the slide? No I don't think so I posted a video

Of me going down the slide Like the kids were just in the stroller And I went down the slide And she was like You want to wear your shirt when you go down And I was like No what are you talking about It's like a water park

She's like I'm going to be taking a video Like that's so fucking shady That's such fucking shady thing to say. Oh man. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. It's crazy. Yeah. I'd be like, uh, no, you're going to want to wear a shirt. I'm going to be putting this online. So did you have to go to you, you got soaked? I got, I mean, I had a sweatshirt on over it because it was a balmy 61 degrees. So I just rocked a sweatshirt the rest of the time. In the water? No, no. I rocked the shirt. It got wet and then I only kept the

sweatshirt on. I said. It's like, sounds like, sounds worse. It was. Yeah, a heavy-ass shirt. Yeah, so I wore the sweatshirt instead. She said she's going to be filming. I was drowned after you. They had to save me. A 12-year-old lifeguard had to save me. Cut the sweatshirt off of him. The jaws of life are ripping a sweatshirt off me.

But my one buddy who I went with, he bought it. He brought a half-gallon jug of spicy margarita mix. Of spicy margaritas. So we were just kind of bombed in fucking sesame place. That sounds awesome. It was awesome. It was an absolute blast. There was rides.

Yeah, the water slides. Was it just one? No, there's a couple. There's a connoir you ride down on the body or you ride in the tube. The tube one scare me. I feel like I don't have enough control. Was there a log flume? I think there was, but I don't think we didn't have the magic cue to pass every line.

Oh. Yeah. $30 bucks. I wasn't willing to spend. there was a great Malcolm in the middle episode where they all went to a water park and I remember I think it was Malcolm who gets to the top of the water slide there's like a 400 kid line yeah and he gets all the way to the front and then he gets scared and walks back back down and it's this horrible walk of shame past all these people judging you for being too

afraid to go down the water slide and I was thinking about that because when I got off the plane uh from ireland at jfk I had had left my duty-free purchases on the plane. So I got all the way off the plane, and then I walked all the way up, that sort of winding glass kind of walkway. No, this was at JFK. Oh.

International flight. Yeah. And I got all the way to the end of the walkway before I realized I had forgotten something. Yeah. So I had to walk back. against the tide. Yeah, against the grain.

Of people, all of whom are looking at me, being like, you forget something? You forget something? Yeah. You forget something? Because you know what? Were you flying up front? No, I didn't have Delta 1.

I had a premium comfort, which was pretty nice. Even then, though, you're like, then I just like half the reason that you pay to sit up front, just went out the door. Well, there you go. Yeah. But there's that interesting thing where they won't let you back on the plane

after you've been, after you've deported. Do they not let you back on or do they have to wait until everyone gets off? No, even then they wouldn't let you. It's a safety thing. So they went and got your ship for you? They went and found it, yeah. And then the woman was very coy about it. She was like, what was it?

She's hiding it behind her back. Oh, I hate when they do that. You know what it is. I'm like, it's a bottle of cologne. Yeah, come on. What did you get? Batman seat. Tom Ford.

Oh, would? O-U-D? I don't know what it was exactly. I don't remember the name of it. It was one of their newer ones. I just had some leftover euros that I had to get rid of. Yeah, that's nice. So you got that at the airport?

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Tasting great since 48 Love that Annoyingly when I was in Paris I wanted to bring some cigars from Paris Over to Ireland You have to ship them I think No No, you don't.

Who said it? Who said that? I thought you had to... I thought when you bought stuff at the duty-free that made you ship it. Someone definitely said that. Someone was saying that recently. Someone told me that. I don't know.

Someone said that. Wow, really good. Really good there. That was excellent. I swear, I thought I heard. I heard that. No, no, it's been going around. Is that when you buy like the fucking comically large Jack Daniels handle they make you do that? But they put it in a sealed bag. You're not allowed to open it until you get to your destination.

You're thinking of the rug that he bought in Morocco that he had to ship. That's what you're thinking about. A year and a half ago. Yeah. After you're remembering. That's what it was. His last trip to Africa. Yeah, that's what it was. I was, I was, I had this great young guy who was helping me, walked me into the cavern of cigars at Charlotte. all and, you know, he was like, these are my passion. He's walking me through all these things.

And I'm thinking, I'm going to get it. You know, just a few cigars for the boys when we get to Ireland and smoke after around. And they're Cubans, you know, I guess you can buy Cubans now here. I don't. I think you can. Right. I don't know. I feel like that's a thing.

Someone said that. Someone said that somewhere. Find someone that said that. Yeah. Someone, yeah, there will be someone out there. But Kohibas, right? I remember buying Cohiba cigars when I was in high school. I was coming back from Canada.

And I bought like a pack of 10 of them, which at that time, I wouldn't have been able to afford more than a $50, $100 at most box of cigars. Yeah. Whatever. Dude, they're like seven times more expensive now than they were then. You know, the Cohibus, the true cohabas. Do you think it's because you were at the airport? I mean, I don't know, maybe. But like, my point is, I was like, okay, I'm not getting cohabas.

I'm going to get this other type, right? Yeah, switch and sweet. Figure it out the ones. Yeah. You got black and mild. Dominican cigars. No, I got the kind and we get all set. And he's like, okay, so where are you flying to?

Because he was, he's like, with the duty free, you'll save 20% or whatever. Like, yeah, great, great, great. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I'm flying to Ireland. He goes, oh, okay. Well, you won't get the duty-free price because that's still part of Europe. And I was like, well, then I don't want them. Yeah, yeah.

And I walked out. Yeah. Damn. Could you have told him you're eventually going to America? You're stopping in Ireland or like, uh... No, because they check your boarding pass when you buy them to ensure that you're not... Yeah. You can't lie.

You can't commit a little bit of fraud on the way out of Perry. If not, I mean, that's what Frank Abagnale did. I don't know why you can't. There you go. that's fucking infuriating I felt bad for this kid he was so excited probably got to commission well maybe

but so yeah I didn't I didn't bring any cigars over because it just couldn't justify buying at the duty free duteed goods yeah you can't be paying the duty full goods

also at that point it's like well they're probably gonna have cigar the same cigars in Ireland then well then at Ireland Ireland airport the duty free did not have Cuban cigars and he made that point he was like you're not not going to be able to buy these in Ireland. Because I was like, I'm going to buy them once I'm going home to America to get the duty

for him. He's like, they won't, you won't find him in Ireland. He's right. That sucks. Yeah, it's too bad. That's crazy that they have, what's Cuba and France got going on? The Cuban missile crisis. They're pointed at France now.

Fucking. The torpedoes. Last year when we went to Wyoming, me and my friends, Beau went somewhere and he got, no, I don't think. they were Cuban cigars. They might have been. There were some rare cigar where they were thin

and they were small. They were like a little bit bigger than like a cigarillo. And we left him at the hotel before we even went fishing. Blunts. Yeah, essentially. You were smoking blunts.

No, because we weren't smoking weed. Mm-hmm. So unstuffed blunts. Cigars. But you're saying cigarillow-sized. They were like mini cigars. Cigarillos.

That's what. literally what a cigar. Yeah, but they were like not. Like, I don't know how to explain it. Bo's been texting me a lot. Yeah, he told me. I don't like that. What's he saying? I'm going to go out and all I'm going to say, I don't like it.

What's he trying to get out of you? Like book recommendations and shit. That's right. He's texting you to tell you what he's texting me? No, he told me he asked you for book recommendations, and then you sent them and he said that he already read almost all of them. Yeah, so then he's just bragging. Yeah.

What is he, what books? was he looking for? And what'd you tell him to read? No, I'm kidding. I love talking about. I really do. He's one of my good friends. I would probably almost go to say that I might be better friends with him than I am with you.

Yeah, you might be better friends than I am with him. No, that's not true. A triangle of sadness. You guys all cut each other out. It's crazy. That's fucking brutal. What did you tell him to read? I feel bad for saying that.

I take it back. You're my better friend than both. Well, how much, I mean, what was he asking for? He's always doing this shit. He was asking. What do you mean? He's always, every time I've like met somebody or like know someone, all of a sudden he's reaching out to them. And I mean, doesn't tell me.

And I'm like, why are you, what are you doing? Why are you about you? Getting up like my friends in like college being like, you have any music that I should listen to? Like, bro, you don't know this person. just hermit crabbing into someone's He's done it forever He's done it my entire life This is my show

Why why that's I like it He's bonding Not even social climbing He's just like trying to spread his like His web Yeah there's no like There's no like deeper purpose or anything

He's just like I'm gonna text Francis That's pure It's him and Francis are the same person Yeah so they're birds of a feather Yeah That can't be No it's definitely I think I'm too idiosyncratic for there to be a proper comp.

No. I don't think so. And that's not a, I'm not even doing myself a certain credit there. I don't think anyone should want to be like me. Well, Beau's pretty idiosyncratic, isn't he? Yeah. You guys might be similarly idiosyncratic. Idiosyncrasies.

You guys might have the same piccadillos. Yeah, it could be. Well, either way, he asked me for bookwrecks and I gave him, a bunch of novels I said just my top heavy ears. Yeah, what were the ones you gave him? Good Night Moon. Polar Express. I mean, anyone who asks me this question Well, what's the big one? The one that every one.

All the Pretty Horses is my favorite book that were written. And then I said probably Islands in the Stream, which is a Hemingway book that is lesser read. It was published posthumously. Or maybe Peter said he read that one. Which is great. It's about fishing. Yeah, he's read all the Hemingley Islands.

book of it is really all about fishing. You'd love it. And then I actually just read a really good book called The Secret History by Donna Tart. I don't know if it'll be for everyone, but I really enjoyed it. It's about a small college in Vermont, and there's a murder. Oh. It's good. I like it that.

So a girl book? Kind of. I don't know. It's a little bit across. She's the woman who wrote the Goldfinch. Oh, yeah. But this was her first novel. The Big Goldfinch killer.

10 years to read it. And now I'm reading London falling, which I'm almost done with and has been really great. That's the mystery in London of the kid who like faked, pretended that he was a Russian oligarch's son. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like gets in with the fucking underworld of London. Yeah, if I've heard of that. And it gets in big trouble and then jumps off of a balcony. And then they try to figure out if it was a suicide or if he was escaping from risk.

Yeah. Really, really good. Interesting. I know where you heard of that from Francis. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. That's all all I'll say about books, if anyone's interested in books.

You should do a book club. Chicks in the office has a book club. Why not us? Do they? Yeah. That's fun. I don't know. I don't read.

Huh? I said, I don't read. It's nothing to be proud of brother. Oh, June 20th is Dave's book is coming out. Time to start reading. I guess I'm going to learn. The publisher was funny. They reached out to me.

They were like, Thank you for your help with this book. We're going to send you 10 copies. Oh. And I was like, I don't think I need that many. I don't know 10 people that I give books to on a regular basis. Especially like a book that's like, yeah, I was going to be involved in this. Yeah, it's just a shame receipt.

Yeah. Just a pile of what could have been. Crazy. Yeah. It's a lot of books. It's a whole shelf. Yeah, imagine if I had just 10 copies on my bookshelf. Yeah.

Wow. Each one is signed by Dave in a different, in a different pen. My sister, my sister before, before I, you know, in the middle of the book before things went south for me. She was like, hey, I, my, my daughter's school is doing like a fundraiser auction type thing. Yeah. And I offered a signed copy of Dave's book.

if you think you can get me one of those. And I was like, yeah, absolutely. That should be no problem. And now I'm a little afraid to ask. Yeah. Well, no, I mean, hopefully I can get Dave to sign one copy. Yeah, you should be able to. He should be quick with the signatures.

Faster hands than Delano to Shields. Yeah. Does he use the stamp? He's just rubber-stained with wet wax. What's the stamp that Trump's always talking about that Biden used? Is that how he signed everything? Yeah. Did you see the stamp?

The video of him at, yeah, what's it called? It's called like an auto pen. Yeah, yeah. The video of him when he's like talking to those kids at dinner and he's like, you know, Biden used the auto pen. And they're like eight years old. Let's talk about that documentary we watched. Oh yeah, Crash. The Crash.

Did you guys watch the season finale of Euphoria? No, but I'm way behind on Euphoria, but I'm keen to watch it all. I watched it. Good for you. It was great. Good for you, buddy. Thanks. Was it a good season?

I see the only season I've watched. What? Yeah. Okay. Did you see a lot of nudity? Yeah. Was it worth it? No.

No, I thought it was good. I mean, I thought it was like, I can't get into the high school shit. Like, I tried to watch that. I was like, I can't watch this. It's like... Get too close to home. You're like, I remember when I cracked a 40 over someone's head.

Yeah, exactly. It hits so far away from home. that I'm like, I don't even know what I'm watching. I don't know if my high school experience wasn't really on par with that. Well, then let me ask you about that doc, the crash. The crash. Did you, and we won't spoil it. It's about a woman who crashes her car and kills the two people in it

because she's mad at her boyfriend or something, something like that. That's the assumption. Yeah. That's sort of the case. And she's like a spoiled, spoiled cunty bitch? not really I didn't think she was a very good person I mean she was 17

Oh so you can kill people at 17 No I don't think she but I don't think she was like a spoil Like I don't I didn't really get the vibe that she was like Had a great upbringing She lived with her boyfriend and she was 17 Oh she's Oh so that's okay

She's 19 No she was 17 Her dad was like She's mature enough What? He also had that like take on weed which was funny I thought her parents seemed totally kind and normal.

I don't know if there's that many people that are living, that are moving out of their house when they're 70. Dude, are you sure that she was not graduated from high school when she moved in? I thought she was 19 and he was 21. I thought she moved in. We're going to have to search this. Otherwise, one of you guys will look bad on the internet. Oh, God forbid. I thought that she said that she moved in with him when she was 17. Well, that would be a little weird. Because isn't that? that like that I don't know why else the dad would be commenting on it. You're right. I remember him commenting on it. Well, whatever the case. Oh, she was 17 at the time of the crash. All right. You're

right. Yeah. And she was ripping bong like crazy. Yeah. That's what the dad also said. He was like, I don't care that she smoked pot the same way that I wouldn't care if you smoked pot. Yeah. And she's your daughter. That's a grown man and a camera guy. Yeah. And she was coughing up black black, yeah. Like, smoking it so much. The amount of weed that you have to smoke for that to be happening is like, and you're 17. Yeah. It's like maybe you should care about it a little bit.

Dude, Ron, wait till you see this because the, uh, you can go ahead and spoil it. No, no, no, no, no. We'll spoil. I really don't mind. There's not really that much to even spoil. It's historical record. Hmm. Yes.

But I was just going to say the social media addiction and like desire to present every moment of her day. and be a fucking influencer is one of the darkest things I've seen. Yeah, but I think that's just that whole... It's so contemporary. Yes, exactly. I think, like, it's actually, like, I feel like the kids that are, like, 16 to, like, 19 right now

or fucked, bad, like, worse than anybody. Yeah. I think even the kids that are younger than them are, like, in a better trajectory. Why? Just because, like, COVID and the internet. What do you mean? I feel like those kids guys,

like they will they all got fucked during COVID pretty bad because you're missing out on like high school which is like kind of a pretty important time of your life to become a person and then yeah I don't know and then like I don't know like I feel

like that's like the TikTok age range yeah I feel like they got hooked on it worse than anybody 16 to 19 year olds current 16 to 19 year olds so they would have got hooked on it like five years ago They were like 11 to 14.

Do you know what? It made me realize, though, is that like, and tell me if you disagree with this, mysteries might happen less and less. For sure. Yeah. Because they're able to solve this situation by going through her four million hours of social media posts. Yeah. Where she's like, if he ever leaves me, I'm going to kill him. Yeah, yeah.

She said that? word for word in so many words i think actually she actually said if i'm going to drive i'm going to crash this car yeah so what's the case for her i don't that's what my thing was i thought it was pretty cut and dry her take i mean they're just they're just playing on you have for murder you have prosecution you have to play proof beyond a proof beyond a reasonable doubt right and they're like well we don't know what happened nobody knows what happened but didn't they like do the the thing that from this is kind of when I checked out a little bit was when they went through like they were able to get the records of like the car she never stopped

she never attempted to go off the gas yeah she never touched the break she just went straight at 100 miles an hour at at like uh and it wasn't like they were going around a turn like it was just a straight line well but the leading up to it was a turn which she navigated and that should have discredited the theory that she like packed out passed out from pots that disease that she claimed oh yeah yeah yeah that she like passes out random yeah she blacks out yeah so so that's her that's her defense is that she blacked out she she claims she has no memory she had amnesia from before the accident yeah she claimed like she blacked out like as they were driving or some shit she sounds like she sucks well we now that we've been

spoiled it. There's the most haunting moment of the entire documentary is the very last thing that they show. What is it? She's in prison and she's giving her side of the story and being like, I would never do that. Like I care about it. And then she pauses and then she turns off camera and goes, does that sound like, you know, I did okay? And she's talking to her lawyer. Oh, yeah. And she's like, I just want to make sure we emphasize the fact that like I feel. bad and whatever. And she's showing sociopathy in real time. Yeah.

It's like, did I do a good enough job of presenting human emotion? Yeah. Coach me. Yeah. Coach me into empathy. Show me how that is supposed to go because I have no connection to it. I think I saw a TikTok. I assume that it's this girl calling her mom and being like, hey, can you like change my

Instagram bio to like free whatever her name is? and like I heard I saw another story about this guy who got arrested for murder and then he wound up being in movies afterwards and it's like her I'm sure that sounds exactly like her you know she was getting like brand deals three days after the fucking accident she's in that she's like filming herself in the hospital yeah it's pretty crazy I mean I I don't I've yeah I still feel like it's just like it's very obvious that she did it correct yeah yeah well that's why she was she was

found guilty. True. She tried as an adult or child. Tried as an adult. She got 15 years to life. 15? 15 years with no parole. So she's going to be 32.

Oh, still it's time to have a movie career. That's exactly. Perfect. That's a sweet spot. One of the fathers of one of the victims was like, you know, she can, or one of the people was like, she can get out and start a family and have a normal life. And she will.

Yeah. if she 100% will. That's if she gets out at 15 though, because it's like she'll have parole at 15 to determine if she's reformed or whatever. But her parents are in denial. From that one clip, it's just sounded like her mom is an enabler

and is scared of her. Yeah, probably. Is that the sense you got that the mom is like... I got the sense that the parents have no idea what was going on with her at all and then they're like trying to play the part of like, we're actually very involved. And this is why she didn't do it.

Yeah. Scary. Yeah. From a parent's perspective of like, I don't know, just like you don't want your kid to be going down the road of like being so addicted to social media. For drugs. But like and subscribe to son of a boy, dad. This could be you one day up here sitting on the green couch. I don't know if I, I'm glad you guys told me enough about this because I feel like I might be able to, I think it would just be harrowing and it would just make me.

angry if I watch this, I'll just be angry at this woman who just like, yeah, it's a little girl who killed these people. It's definitely an interesting documentary because it's like different than a lot of the other true crime ones. Yeah. But I wouldn't, I wouldn't say it's a necessary watch. Hmm, I really enjoyed it. Ohio.

I would put like the Karen Reed documentary. Oh. Way high. Yeah, that's true. I agree with that. See, I'm all set on these murder documentaries. Yeah, I kind of am too, but I also like when there's like, well, I don't know if the Karen Reed documentary is really.

a murder documentary well that shows what side you're on on it exactly that's how you term it is everything but that's what I liked about the Karen Reid documentary is that there's like it's kind of up in the air did you watch one was like yeah

she definitely did it did you watch it when you got back yeah I watched it last night interesting yeah I got to get to the bottom of this of this mystery of how this woman died fascinating

well she didn't die what she's alive she's in jail okay got it yeah you don't need to watch it yeah you pretty much got it it's all over now I think I actually

learned some things from that I have heard a lot of people talking about this girl and it seems like a big cultural moment but that's where I'm that's where I was kind of confused about is like where is what is the big topic of discussion that she sucks because there's not much debate

Like it's like it's Some people like her They think they like her They're through her social media They like her content I guess so Yeah But like what if I'm on the side

In her closet every single night Yeah yeah Oh so separate the art from the artist Yeah Like that's just one of the three shorts a day Then that's what Edwin said we have to be Her friend said she was like I post five to seven TikToks a day

I don't remember what I said yesterday Yeah that's all that That was crazy. That's the Victoria Paris. Yeah. You know who Victoria Paris is? That was Brianna's old rival. Victoria Paris, I think, posted 30 times a day.

And she was just like, I'm going to get fucking big on TikTok. And I'm just going to post every fucking thing that I do. Yeah, they were trying to get us to do that shit. Yeah. I swear to God. They were. They were like, they were bringing her up in meetings. They're like, you need to be posting at 9 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock, and 9 o'clock.

Yeah. I was like, I'm not Victoria, Paris. I'm not doing that. I'm not posting five times a day. I'm Harry Settled. Victoria Paris. Yeah. It's also like that's a good way to speed run people hating you.

Yeah, that's definitely all that happens. Like, oh, wow, this girl's interesting. Oh, wait, there she is again. Oh, there's she. Oh, and now I hate her because she's come up on my timeline eight times in the last minute. Well, saying something. I don't know her personally. I don't know anything about her.

But just saying something when you don't have something. to say, but feel like you should talk, is a good way to say something dumb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know. So basically podcasting without any game plan.

Yeah. Doing 410 episodes of a show without one time talking about what we might say. The crashing thing was really as far as we got or crash. Yeah, we were like, let's talk about that tomorrow. Yeah, that was. Really, really led to the fucking top. the conversation there. What a nugget.

What a must have nugget that was. Yes, that's done. So that's what happened. We just summarized to the doc and we helped each other get the whole thing out correctly. No, I think it was this. Oh, it was that.

Okay. And then this happened. But Roan, you should still watch it. Golly. I thought you guys watched Euphoria. So I was like, we're going to have so much to talk about. I'll spoil it for you.

You guys want me to spoil it? No, I don't want you to because I actually do want to watch that. Yeah, the finale was good. It's like a movie. It's like an hour 40. Wow. That's cool. Say no more.

The color correcting look good. Oh, perfect. The color correction looks fucking sick. Perfect. Sweeney also looked like she's doing a bang-up job of being, you know, an actress. Yeah. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Are you guys team Zendaya. Really? By a million.

What? Come on now. Okay, turn in your man card. I watched Dune 1 and 2 again when I was in Ireland. I think it's the 20th time I've seen both of them. I'm kind of turning into his Indyahead. What? Yeah.

I thought it was Zendaya. It's kind of however you want to say it. Oh, okay. Choose your own adventure. I think someone's corrected me on it before, which is the only reason I was being that guy. But honestly, you're right, I don't care. Zendaya. It's actually Zendaya.

Why do you love her so much? I've just seen a couple movies with her and them I like her She's a good actor I think she's really quite a talented actor Did you guys watch that movie The drama No

No Now Where are you watching all this stuff I saw that in theaters You guys are like I'm a guy who watches Bravo And you guys are consuming Way more girl content than me

The drama is a movie With Zendaya It came out like a month ago And it's a girl movie Yeah I don't know What's it about What's it about?

I would definitely not say It's a girl movie Have you seen it? What's it about? Have you seen it? No, what's it about? So you don't know anything about it. I know it's a girl movie.

You don't know anything about it. I know when you go to the movie theater, like half of the fucking movies have a superhero or a fucking dark cover and half of them have a girl's face on the cover. And the girls' faces are girl movies. No, it's actually not, it's her and Robert Pattinson. Oh, yeah. That's fucking great case you made for his guy. Oh, Robert Pattinson for the fellas. What's it about?

Well, so it's like it starts out, it's, I mean, I'll spoil it, I guess. Just give me a light premise. Is it worth watching? There's literally no way to tell you what the movie's about without spoiling. Okay, spoil it. So you guys got to make the decision. Spoil it. I don't care.

Well, actually, you know what? I'll just give you the briefing of the trailer. It's a pretty dark movie. Because the trailer does a good job of explaining it without spoiling it. Yeah, so there's a way. Yeah. So they get engaged, Zendaya. and Robert Pattinson.

Okay. And then they're like at, they're at the wedding venue, like getting ready, like doing, like doing wedding planning shit. And they're like having, they're trying out the entrees and stuff.

And they're like playing a game. It's like the Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, and then like another couple. And they're like, what's the worst thing you've ever done? And they're like going around and saying all the worst things they've ever done. And then Tendaya gets up.

And she's like, I almost did a school shooting. Yeah, and that's the rest of the, that's what the whole movie's about. Oh, that's not as chicky as I thought. No, that's what I was saying. It's not really a chick movie. It's like a mental health drama.

Not really, it's like more so about the idea of, I guess, like, would you marry that person still if you just found out about that a week before you're getting married? I think it's about Hollywood being like, girls can do school shootings too. Girls can girl balls up. It's not just for the guy. Shatter that glass ceiling and fucking bring the AK into the classroom.

Or they can't because she didn't do it. Right. She's not built for it. Yeah, she didn't do it. Oh, man. But yeah, pretty dark. I don't know if I would watch it again. What if girls did Columbine?

Actually, I'll go ahead and I'll say I would definitely. It probably would be weird if I watched that movie again. Wouldn't watch it again. But, I mean, it was like, it was crazy. It was a good movie. What was the other Zendaya movie that she was in recently? Yeah, there was something else that just came out. Challenger?

I didn't watch that. Skip. Dune 3 is coming out. I'm very excited for that. Is Dea in that one? Yeah. Of course. Is the Zen Master in that one?

Yeah. She is. She is. I was trying so hard to come up with a pun for female school shooter. I was going to say Kronis and Dea. No, I was thinking like I was trying to figure out the name of a gun that starts with like C. So you could do, you know, they do show. Yeah.

And do like. Colt. A.R. she 15 something but I couldn't get there. It has to be something. Do you have anything? Can you come up with something? There's got to be something in there. I'm not a fucking freak. No, I mean, there's a reason I didn't do it.

Some guns on the top of my head? I didn't do it. You usually do. Not just the standard? What do you mean I usually do? What the hell does that mean? You're always thinking about you always have a gun on the tip of your tongue. No, I do not. Yeah, you do. You might as well have it all the way in your mouth. I always have guns on the mind. Man, I really wish you guys watched the finale of like I would go as far to say like the finale of euphoria and this is going I don't watch euphoria it was like phenomenal like it was like right now it was like a full on like movie like it was like a great movie why are you not watching season one and season two everyone says that see this

season is the weakest of the three I could see that if you watched the other parts of the show like I'm going into this I've only watched season three if it's if I'm the one deciding this is a show about like drug mules and like the DEA and the cartel. That's what season three is? Yeah, exactly. So you like that? Yeah, it's great. Okay. It's like I'm watching Breaking Bad again.

Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. But it's like, what if a girl was breaking bad? No, it's not. That's literally what it is. It's like Little Zendaya and then fucking the other woman who's like sending pigs into everybody's house. It's like what if the girl was the drug dealer? Yeah. Yes, that's

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No, it's probably right next in your view. I hate seeing that thing come up. I don't like that guy, though. I don't like Jacob Allorty. I'm not a fan. You just sit? Yeah, like, what? I can't like euphoria, but hate him.

He's not even in the third season. Yes, he is. He's getting his toe chopped off every fucking scene. He's in the season. He's in it for like maybe 10 minutes total. He's a huge plotline. Oh, I haven't. Don't stop spoiling it.

What are you at? I haven't, I haven't started it. I've been too busy watching Doom 1 and 2. It's crazy. Hang out with my friends, Frankie and Trent and Riggs. You have time to watch Dune 1, And that's the whole entire season three.

I have literally the full season three. I have different ways of unwinding than you do. Sometimes I need to see something I've already seen because I don't have the energy to follow something new. That's crazy. That's because you haven't seen the finale. Don't talk about it anymore. I won't. I haven't said anything about the finale.

What was the new movie? You were about that you said you were almost, you almost watched this certain movie. Yeah, I was about to say something. And then I remember we'd have to let Harry blow off steam for five minutes. Every 10 minutes we got on release the valve. If you had just had a little sugar cookie, you'd be way more docile right now. It'd be way more plastic. I feel like I'm melting into this couch.

No way. Yeah, because you guys are tired. Because you guys ate. I'm relaxed. A little sass face? I'm crashing into this couch. The movie, what was the movie? Oh, yeah.

Okay, so it's Sasha Baron Cohen is a fucking misogynistic. Now you're talking. Male workplace guy. Yeah. And he hits his head and all of a sudden the whole world flips and it's all dominated by women. And he starts learning the lessons of his wrongs. It's a modern day version of that movie. What Women Want?

Yeah, what women want with Mel Gibson. Yes. It sounds like that Workaholics episode. Well, it's the movie is terrible. There's an episode of Workaholics where they get like a new female CEO. Ladies first? Yeah, okay. They get a female CEO?

And they like, and it's like a, she R15. That's it. Damn it. I knew. But you had enough time. Oh, she R15 is terrible. SheR.

15 is the best we're going to find until someone else has something. A, her 15. Go ahead. I don't know. There's just a woman CEO. Yeah. And like everything gets flipped around and like all of a sudden Blake, Adam and Derser is doing all the secretary stuff.

And it's very funny. It's like they get like, Adam and Anders hate it, or Blake and Anders hate it, but Adam, like, really plays into it. And he shows up at work the next day. He's got, like, his sleeves rolled up and he's like, ladies. It's very funny. Classic. What women want was a classic?

Yeah, it was. How did he, how did that happen to him? Did he, like, burn himself with a toaster in the tub or something? I know there's a tub toaster scene in what women want. I don't know. I don't remember. I have no idea. I've never seen that.

you gotta watch it that was the number one most successful rom-com ever for a while really and number two was hitch really yeah and what's it now I don't know probably fucking

when Harry meant Sally yeah probably the drama okay so let's talk about the world most successful rom-com what women want wow still number one

that's crazy good pull hitch is too wow good poll Francis. Damn. I'm pretty woman. I got something right. You got both right. You went two for two.

My big fat Greek wedding is on that list. Most profitable ROI. All on it based on investment. Yeah, they had a tiny budget for it. That's crazy. It was a great movie. Let's talk about the world.

Nothing happened with AJ Brown, right? No, no, they're saying 401. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, true. He's probably already. Wow, what's going on in the world? world. They're opening the straight of four moves. I didn't see that. Victor Wembenyama.

Wembenyama. I don't think the Knicks are going to win this series and I'll tell you why. I think that Jalen Brunson is a guard, what his strength is is getting to the fucking paint and getting foul. They're making tough buckets. You watch teams play against, they won't go into the paint. Because of Wembe. Guys will have layups and they'll like go up in the air and kick it out. Yeah. Shea was doing that. Yeah. He'll block anything within a 10-foot radius of the fucking rim. Yeah.

I'll be honest, I have literally watched five minutes total of the NBA playoffs. It's kind of actually sucks. I wish I watched more of it. We'll move on. It is great to watch. No, I'd love to hear more about it. I'm just saying I don't really have a lot of... He's an eight-foot wingspan.

Oh, my God. I thought that said he was eight feet tall. I was going to say, what the fuck? He's, yeah, or yes, he's... Yeah, but that's seven-five to eight jump is pretty draft. Seven-inch. Yeah, have you seen the picture of him with Drake? It looks fucking hilarious.

I don't think so. He makes Drake look so tiny. Oh, my God. Damn. Drake's like not a small guy. He's six, too, in the right shoes. How tall exactly is Wemby? Seven five?

Seven five. With an eight-foot wingspan. That is insane athleticism. That's insane. 7-7 by some estimates. Yeah, he definitely kept on growing. He's 22. He's amazing.

That's so sick. He's amazing. How long do you think he'll play? No clue. Like interns. There's like interns here. There's like nervous interns walking in that are the same age as him. I'll tell you what.

The interns, good looking group. Yeah. Jesus. Are we not allowed to say that? I don't know. All of them. All the boys, all the girls. All the boys, all the girls. Good looking people.

Good, good crop this year for gas. Glad to see we're, glad to see we're sticking with what works. Well, I mean, gas has been putting in just some, he's been putting in work on this intern group. Yeah. A lot of sleepless nights. He's going through head shots. He's a casting director in 1995. Yeah.

He told me, yeah, he told me this was the hardest he's ever worked on it. Gas is like a director of a modeling agency who will like see someone at a grocery store. He was at the mall in Jersey. He'll be like you. You ever think about a job in sports media? We got an opening on our ad ops team. How do you feel about taking off that Sabaro apron? Coming on into Manhattan

where all your dreams can come through. Yeah, Gaz was in Brazil scouting. They don't speak a lick of English, but we're going to have some good World Cup coverage. It's like Adam Sandler and hustle, whatever the fuck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to go to the World Cup. Yeah, I'd like to go.

That would be so fun. There's a, there's the one match at, uh, that I thought was worthwhile at MetLife was France versus Senegal. Uh, we just smack, U.S. just smacked around Senegal. Oh. This is the best U.S. team we've like ever had, though, right? Oh, I don't think so. I think that it'd be a stretch to get of the, I don't fucking know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, there's some documentary on HBO. about them. I watched one episode. We lost to Germany in, I think, like, whatever, 2008 or something like that, where we made the quarters, I think. Oh, really? Is that 2010? Something like that, maybe. Yeah, we had a good team that year. It's probably like the Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey. Jersey Altador. Yeah. That was the one where they had that, like, sick, like Tim Howard, like, launched someone down the right sideline. Yeah, that was like...

Yeah, that was Landon Donovan. They scored against Algeria. To make the knockout round. To make the knockout round. Man's roster is considered the best. Wow. Best roster in U.S. history. Let's go on a fucking run then, boys.

What do you say, boys? Wow. Polisic. It's crazy. PA's finest. What's the deepest the U.S. teams ever gone in the World Cup? That's a good question.

Um, uh, did we ever make the elite eight? Oh, 1930. The inaugural turn. Third place. When there was four teams. That's tough. I mean, I guess that makes sense, though. 2022 quarter final?

Yeah, the quarters. That was 2002. 2002. I think that was in Germany. And they lost to Germany, yeah. Yikes. But I think Germany won it that year. I'm going to pretend that I know about soccer.

That was Oliver Kahn versus Alexi Lalas. Brazil beat Germany. That's what it was. I mean, how much does it cost, Francis? Like if you were to go to that game, how much would, like, one ticket? I don't know, but I hope that our friends over at game time might be able to find us some good tickets. Well, I know Zoron's giving away $100 tickets, but I think you got to live in Queens to get those, so I can see what I can do.

Do you think that if the Knicks win the championship that Zoron will get any credit for that? No. You don't think he'd be like, I've only been in office for four months. and I've already brought the first championship the Knicks have had in 51 years. I mean, like, maybe. Historically, great leaders have used sport to bolster their standing

with the populace. Right. See? Hitler. I was going to say ancient Rome. But I guess Adolf did that too. I just wonder if, like, other cities will start implementing Sharia law

to try to get a ship. Did he do that? Did he do that? Did it, did it off, did they have a good sports team? The Germans, didn't they host the Olympics in Berlin? Wasn't that the like Jesse Owens? And they took down all the propaganda or some shit, I don't know. Isn't that crazy? What?

They like took down all the shit so like no one knew anything was going on. Oh, they pretended that. They had like a bunch of like posters and like propaganda shit up. And then when the Olympics happened, they took everything down. So when people came to Germany for the Olympics, they had no idea. that like anything was going on. Well, we're a good country. Yeah.

It's above board. It's crazy. That is funny. They don't want Jesse Owens bringing it back. No. Yeah, I am going to definitely pretend that I know a ton of about it. I was thinking about maybe playing some FIFA just so I could get up on some squads. It's not a bad idea.

Like learn one team. Learn a team and have them be our fucking team. Yeah. Arsenal. I guess that's not World Cup. What happened? Arsenal must have something attended in the city. They lost the Champions League final to PSG.

And it was like devastating. Did they lose it in a brutal fashion? They were up 1-0 most of the game and then PSG scored and then They had a penalty kick. They went to penalties and lost, yeah. That video that Zah posted was so funny. I didn't see it.

It's just, no, it's just him walking out of a bar and going to sit on a bench and like he doesn't talk the entire video but it's like the faces he's making are funny and then you start hearing people, other people leaving the bar and they're screaming. like on the like just like

fuck and you just like hear it in the background of his video as he's just sitting there looking at the camera so what were they all excited about though because I've seen I'm seeing parades in like Lagos Nigeria where there's a million and a half people in the street celebrating

wasn't them making that or did they win the Premier League or they did Arsenal won the Premier League yeah so they have had a pretty good year for all things considered but is that like expected like do they always No, they hadn't won, they hadn't won since like the early Arson-Vanger years. Let's all pick a couple.

Let's all pick a couple of countries. Let's go around and pick a couple countries that we think are going to be a world. I would like to see England win the whole thing. Okay, that's Francis gets first overall pick. Obviously, America. Colonizer. Colonizer. I would say, I'll lie.

It works too. I think just the way you said colonizer tickled me. All right, what's your pick? Mine? Yeah. I got to see all the countries that are in it. We're all going to have two countries. Is every, like what, like is Israel in it?

Are they? I don't know. I don't think so. But Iran is. Well, Iran's actually pretty good. Iran and Iraq are both in it. Hmm. What about?

I still haven't gone. Holy shit. Oh, me? No, no. Sorry. I'm saying I haven't. Are you waiting for me? I didn't mean, I shouldn't have stepped on that joke,

you told about the colonizer. That was funny. I apologize. No, the joke was not, the only funny part was when I said colonizer again. He said it's marmally. Yeah.

Yeah, it wasn't funny. I thought it was funny. I'll go, we're going who we think is going to win. Yes, we both get two teams. And we're going off of no information. Right. Francis,

you obviously have more information. I don't have that much information. So I'm going to go Israel for my first one. Okay, well, it has to come back around. Are they? I don't think they're in it. They were in the Olympics. Why would they not be in?

They didn't qualify. You have to qualify. Oh, I see. What's the second? You don't just get in by having money. There's a tiny, there's a tiny African nation that's in it. That I've never even heard of.

I'm going to go Colombia. That's a good pick. Colombia. Actually, can I switch to Argentina? I didn't see that. Yeah, take Argentina. But that's kind of, that's like a favorite. Well, he has England.

We're taking favorites. Cabo Verde. That's the country I'd never even heard of. I'm going Saudi Arabia I gotta get on the good side of them anyway They did pretty well They beat Argentina in the last World Cup I'm going Saudi Arabia

Final answer No you gotta have one one chalk team One long shot All right Saudi Arabia and Iran And if Israel somehow sneaks their way in I'll take them too All right Ron Spain

Spain and what's your What's your hack team What's my long shot? Scotland. Scotland's a good long-shot team. Canada? They're fun to root for. How about Canada?

How are they looking this year? I would take Mexico, honestly. That's a long shot. Mexico's a good pick. Is Spain too chalky? I mean, what about France? What about Brazil? Find a country that you feel,

it just feels right, you know? Like Saudi Arabia for me, just... Yeah. Yeah, because you're trying to get to Rio. Something just feels good about it. You're desperate. to get out to Riyadh. Are they doing a Challenger's thing there in Riyadh?

They run everything. Could you go? No, so the E-Sports World Cup happens in Riyadh. And it just got moved to Paris because of the war. What? Yeah. The war in Iran. Yeah.

They don't want to go to Saudi Arabia for it? There was like drone strikes in Saudi. From Iran? From when like the, when we initially attacked Iran, I think like that same week, Israel attacked Saudi Arabia. Oh man, I'm sorry for not knowing that. Who's your long shot? Haiti.

It wasn't like a full on invasion. Oh, they're in it. Wow. Haiti's in it. I love that pick. I don't know how Haiti made it. Haiti is going to get smacked around. There is Scotland, Brazil. Love that song.

Yeah. It's a classic one. And who's in USA's group? It's right there. It's easy. I think- Turkey and Australia. It's not a hard group.

And frankly, there are, you know, there are three teams that make it out of the group stages. The tournament's longer this year. Oh, so we're in group of life. So we're definitely making it out. Hopefully. Yeah. So, we're doing it out.

I'd be so sick of France. Didn't make it. Sick. I'm not having fucking No, Scargo for a year If Fonce doesn't make it When does it start next week? Yeah

Very soon, very soon, brother man I'm pumped Group I now Yeah Fons, Senegal Why don't you just take a regular A good team Instead of Saudi and fucking

Whatever bullshit Iran It was just the king of bits Was one of the top teams last year Or whatever the last time this happened It was not Yes, they weren't They beat, didn't they beat Argentina?

No, that's, uh, Saudi Arabia beat Argentina. So, Ron. That's my number one pit. Morocco went really deep. I swear Iran beat a team. No, I took Iran and they had to, like, they had like the lowest point total, so I was supposed to go there for the, yeah. That was what that was for?

Yes. That's crazy. That was last World Cup. And now I can't go online one day. without people bringing that out to me. Well, it doesn't help that we went to a war with them. It kind of reminds everybody. Yeah, well, why the fuck aren't you over there then?

Facts. Didn't someone just go there? Someone just got out like a YouTuber? Ride with Ian. Ride with Ian went through, but didn't, I think, was, did Andrew Callahan go there too? To Iran? I think, I think Andrew Callahan might have gone to.

What a dumb thing to say to be like, wow, I thought you guys were going to go sign up for the war. Who said that? Chelsea Handler? Oh, oh, to, yeah. I thought that's what you were referencing when you said the, why aren't you going to go? I thought you were. No, people were saying that to me about why didn't I go to Iran?

Why didn't I go to Iran? It's like, because I have a job and a family and I don't want to go to the war. I was just like a bright red on their travel suggestions. Shane, you're hosting the roast of Kevin Hart. Why don't you go fight in the war? because he's there and not in the war because he doesn't have a bloodlust yeah what do you

what do you guys think about the fallout from the the roast yeah the roast how people everybody's still talking about it are they they're still all in their ways about it everybody's going on their podcast Chelsea handler that's when the real roast happens yeah once you go home once you're at the waffle house

afterwards a little bit high a little bit drunk and you can really talk your shit You know, it's the one cool thing about it, though, was that, well, everybody in the comedy world was kind of on the side of like, yeah, you make jokes. That's what we do. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't think it's like, yeah. Historically, when people have gone over the line, like in, you know, 2019 to 2022 kind of era, when someone would go over the line with jokes, people would come quickly out and be like, yeah, that was inappropriate.

Yeah. I think it's just, I think people have hopefully gotten better at realizing, like, not every joke's gonna work. Well, just to be, like, devil's advocate, I think the one thing about Chelsea Handler that nobody's pointing out is that she has multiple photographs of her dumping her tits out. And I feel like nobody's like even talking about that at all. Like, nobody's. Is that like a, like, celebrating that fact? Oh, celebrating it? I didn't know if you meant we should be like mad about that.

Or no, we should be fucking. How come your tits aren't in or wrong? Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, actually, I thought you would be at the wall. with your tits hanging out every day. It's like a completely unrelated thing. Hi to Shiar 15.

Yeah. Oh my God. I love it. It's healthy for the sport. It's like Jay-Z going back and forth to Drake. Exactly. It's healthy for the sport. Yeah, just grow the game.

That's what we want to see. All right. All right. Yeah, all right. We're all set? Yeah, we're over an hour. No one took Brazil, no one took Argentina, no one took Portugal,

no one took Germany, no one took the Netherlands. No. So my final answer was Saudi Arabia. Yours was Spain and Mexico, Spanish-speaking brothers. Well, let's go one. Let's go one. No, two. A short shot and a long shot.

But I think mine are both long shots. That's why I'm telling you to take someone who has better odds. All right. So wait, what was yours? England. England and Haiti. And you? One more time?

and Mexico. Spain and Mexico, England and Haiti. Are you dumb? I'm kidding. Okay, I'll go Saudi Arabia and Argentina. Okay. Cool. With Peter Thiel. You and Peter Thiel taking Argentina. Have you seen everybody talk, you saw Peter Thiel's moving his whole family to Argentina and everybody's like, well, yeah, because that's out of like the blast radius of the biggest nuke that Israel has. But also out of that blast radius is fucking Los Angeles. Yeah. Why wouldn't you just move to anyway? Not as good a tax breaks.

Seriously. Not as good as safe haven't for Nazis. And that's all I have this week. All right. We'll be back next week with a new episode. Thank you.