Son of a Boy Dad - Gladiators | Son of a Boy Dad #300

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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Must win to share $150,000. Cash reward via click to claim. Expires in 30 days. Ends 5-17. See terms at dkhorse.com slash bet slash offer slash details. Still on the ground So I feel like there's just no way you can't see my entire dick right now Well you're moving your flap around Your one-sit-wise flap's a wreck

My flap isn't as long as your guys' flap I don't have a flap at all I do have the longest flap on the show, that is true If we have to blur like a lot of frames of sass is thick and balls that's also funny. He's got a fucking mini skirt. I know dude. Sag your skirt bro.

I, this is, it's just a wonder. Dude your legs man, I'll tell you what. What about them? You just look like you haven't used them in a while. Your legs aren't much bigger than mine, brother. And you do try to make them bigger. I do disagree with that. So that's worse.

Full heartedly. Should I go hands around both of your guys' legs, pick a spot on your leg that you want me to go around half or a thigh? Well, Francis just started doing something with his right leg. He's doing hummingbirds. Good god.

You're going to call that? Are you saying I don't use those? He's doing hummingbirds. It looks like Christian McCraffrey. Have you ever seen that episode of Always Sunny? Your shins look like forearms. Where they're doing honey birds? Hummingbirds? No. What's hummingbirds?

Dennis does them. It's active workouts. Sparky works out constantly. It's just flexing your legs repeatedly. Dude, I have a giant bruise on my shin too. Too many hummingbirds. I, I have a giant bruise on my shin, too. Too many hummingbirds. I think I walked into a table. My dick?

Yeah, I'll cross my legs. I'll be good. Here. It's fun. I mean, it will be funny if we have to blur out people's dicks. Or if our dicks are just on the episode. What if it winds up being our most viewed episode just for a sneaky shot of our penises? How do you, I mean, for how many years, for probably hundreds of thousands of years, people didn't have fucking pants.

People didn't have two-legged pants. Yeah, they also didn't have body dysmorphia. Or podcasts. Let's all be normal here. Nobody is going to be looking at my dick when they see Harry's legs. Right there? Let's see who has more girth. You dick or Harry's legs?

I can speak. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Alright, ready? I guess we're probably already going. Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today. It is May 12. It's 4pm.

Don Don Don Don Don Don Don Don Don. I keep it 300 like the Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dun dun. I keep it 300. Like the Romans, keep it 300. Like the Trojans. 300 bitches. Episode 300, we are here. The Romans didn't keep it 300. I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. That was the most offensive thing I've ever heard him say.

Is that maybe a Bible reference? There's no way Romans was 300 books long. Maybe. Was it? Isn't there... I never understood the biblical references. It's like Romans 3, 13. You're definitely going to have to take the fucking MF Doom mask off.

Are we struggling there? I think it looks so sick that it's almost worth it. If you're listening to this, please divert to video right now because it'll be a massive waste and you might catch a sneak peek of a penis. There might be penis. Of the end of a penis. I'm weirdly hotter in this than I was in my sweatshirt and sweatpants. Yeah, well it's chain mail.

There's armor. True. You're wearing... It is the shield, probably. It's the massive shield on your chest. Someone try and stab me in my chest right now. Let's see if this leather stops it. If I stabbed you with a butter knife, it would go straight through that.

The crease, the pleat in my fucking armor is truly elite looking. You would have thrived so hard in the Spartan era. I mean, I don't know, man. They died from very simple stuff. You know? Like what? Like an arrow through the chest? If you got an infection, it was over.

Death immediately. They didn't have antibiotics. No. They didn't know how to clean wounds properly. No, they definitely weren't pouring alcohol on it. They didn't even have Cuervo back then. No. What were they even getting lit off?

Wine. Wine. You sack of wine. That's so good. They didn't even have a machete back then. What's machete? That wine, it's only $50. Oh, this sounds so much better. Yeah, it does.

Holy shit. Also, for what it's worth, when I had it on, I could hear the way that people complain about me sounding. I could hear the whistling. You could hear your reverb? And my nose and my voice. Your noise. Me?

What? You can see my, what? I'm wearing boxers, man. What's going on here, huh? You know, god damn it. Just put a bag of sand between your legs. I mean, these dudes must have just never been sitting. That's probably why they were in such good shape. Just always standing. Or they're just, dicks were flopping.

Yeah, true. I mean, the Spartans were all gay with each other, right? It was 150 couples, right? They all had boys. Who's your boy? Oh, I? It was 150 couples, right? They all had boys. Yeah. Who's your boy? Oh, I thought it was like a free swapping, like they were coupled up.

Did they bring along young boys to have? Yeah, a lot of them had a boy that they would just wear out. Yeah. I mean, those kids, those kids had it rough. Well I feel like everyone that was like in that era, I feel like they were all just born when they were like 30. You feel like you don't really see a lot of kids

from that time. Probably because they were all getting worn out. No they went out in the woods and they couldn't come home until they'd killed the saber tooth tiger with their bare hands. Oh wow. That's a good way to do population control. Well yeah the saber-tooths were overrun at that point. Had to bring them down. The boys had to do it. I think Alexander the Great was definitely having some relations as a

young man. Alexander the Great was gay. Yeah I mean it's just easy access you know. Well they didn't even call it gay. There was just more just fucking. Yeah, it was just platonic. Yeah. It was just two adults getting there for one adult and one young, young boy getting their emotions out, which, you know, utmost respect to them. Were there were there even women? Were the young boys getting pregnant?

I don't even remember women being around back then. No, there were a lot of boys. It was mostly boys, right? I don't know what the women did. I mean, they must have been bored. I've never seen a photo or a drawing of a woman from this time period. Really? I think it's only seen just dudes. No, they had them though.

Supposedly. What about the girl from Hercules? Meg remember hot-ass Meg for the animated movie. You don't remember the animated Disney movie Hercules now. Oh My god, there was a fucking Little minx named Meg thought you were talking mercury is the newest member of optic and Merculeez, the newest member of Optic. Merculese is a Canadian rapper. Who was he signed from, Merculeez? From Canada, Toronto Ultra.

So that was his first team? He was on Challengers. That's what I thought. I was like, I knew he was on Challengers for a little, which is probably where he came up. But that's like when you find out that some famous French soccer player at one point played for like AS Monaco. Oh, yeah.

Both the juniors or something. Yeah, then now they play for PSG. Yeah. Right. Neymar was on some small Brazilian club before he got signed over to Barcelona. How much do you think? Because I know in America, if you're not on much do you think, because I know like in America, like if you're not on like the best soccer team,

you're making zero money. But in other countries, like if you're on like a minor league team, are you still making a lot of money? No. No? I don't think so. I was told that the entire team budget

for one of the top teams in the league below the championship which is the one that's below the Premier League mm-hmm was like ten million dollars of the whole team for the whole team yeah and they carry a roster of I don't know hundred people 18 18 guys but you still probably have a British baddie you probably have a woman behind one foot of makeup who's bad as hell. I feel like you could tell a British woman by her makeup. You meant the players.

Yeah. Yeah, I was confused as to what you were referring to. They have a British baddie. You mean they just had a British baddie in the locker room? Yeah, she's the striker. I was like, is that a thing in the Premier League? Yeah, she's a wing attacker. She wears the nine. Yeah

They've replaced boys with just a girl Manchester spends spring break and fucking Ibiza Goes down there on a riot. We're going on all night to Ibiza Type of girl that wears like this the glitter makeup on her cheeks. Oh, yeah You're like, you haven't been outside in a long time. But somehow your face is tan. Yeah. And your neck's a different shade. Yeah.

So they're living in the fucking locker room of a Yeah, cause they train all day. Premier League team. And it's, It's probably not the worst gig. That guy from that show put out a standup special. Who? Ted Lasso.

Jason Sudeikis? No, no, Brett Goldstein. Oh. I think his name is? I've never watched Ted Lasso. He plays Roy Kent. Oh really? Yeah.

Was he a real footballer? Mm. Or am I making that up? One of the guys I thought was a real footballer. So nice to say footballer. I think you're right about that. But he, he'd never, I don't think he had done much stand standup before and he put out a special.

Really? How was it? I didn't watch it. Probably incredible. I watched Conan O'Brien's Mark Twain Awards. Oh yeah. Huh? I watched that too. What did you think?

I thought it was good. I thought Adam Sandler was funny as well. I thought he was the best. Sandler? Sandler. The Sandman. I thought he was the best. Sandler? Sandler, the Sandman. Fuck it, Sandman's back. Milani was good too, I just can't get over his jaw. Why?

Because it's like, he looks like handsome Squidward. I think you're thinking of Kumail Nanjiani. No, I mean him too, but John Milani as well. If you watch a John Milani special from like five years ago, his face is like this thin. Are they Giga Chads now? Oh, he's a giga Chad for sure Big time I thought comedy was for outsiders who never punched out how to Milanis got razor blades in his jaw What sharp? What a piece of shit you didn't notice that it's like reaching in time to the inside of a fish's gills

Yeah, it is you ever do that you ever pick up a fish by the gill by the not by the gill You're not supposed to do that. It depends on the fish. We're supposed to go right behind In there where the bone is. Yeah. Yeah, but I always I always hurts me I get cut Fish will slice you up. I get caught by fish. Yeah, and it comes out of nowhere Yeah, yeah, what part of them is sharp? Their fins. Fins, gills, toes. The fins like a bluegill,

their fins are like razor blades. That's why there are so many of them because other fish don't want to eat them. They say bluegill are the John Mulaney of the sea. Really? Yeah. The sharpest. So would they cheat on Olivia Munn or whatever?

That's crazy. Can't say that about a fellow comedian. What did he do? I can't crack jokes about him. I don't even think, is that even? He left his wife for Olivia Munn, but allegedly there was no overlap. I like John Mulaney a lot.

I like John Mulaney a lot too. Doesn't sound like it. Well, I can still comment on his jaw. Talking about razor blades, gigachads. If you look up gigachad and you look up Jomalini, they're not that far off. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know what a gigachad is.

It's a guy who jaw trains. Yeah. Sounds like this generation's version of a pet you keep in your pocket. No. That you feed. You would know gigachad if you saw a gigachad. Digimon or a...

No, it sounds like, it does sound like that poker rock. Yeah Ronan I were biking in today. Yeah, it was so nice. We could have used a guy like you cape flowing in the wind Oh, yeah, it was a nice. Yeah, it was an uber break trail penis on the bike seat bike seat inside your asshole we were biking and we had to go through an intersection and we were starting to turn left through the intersection and a truck was coming. And so I bailed and Rhone went through it.

Yeah. And I bailed because I was ahead of Rhone and I said, we've got two kids between us that we have to consider in the way that we choose which way we go and how we live our lives. And he went. Well, I was just following. Once you started to move, I was a second later starting to move.

So when you start to go back, if I had, it would have been too much. You just had to commit to going across the face of a Mack truck. It's honestly, it's, it's, you got to commit sometimes. It wasn't close to me though. Cause you ever try to bail, like sometimes I've bailed and it's been a, it's been a failure of a bail or now I'm just stopped in the middle of the road. A bailer.

Like a deal, like a deer in the headlights. Yeah. It was a bailer. Yeah. I was just going to stop my bike and scream. Yeah. But I, in a way, probably slowed down the truck by swerving out.

Yes. And that allowed Roan to get across. It was the most heroic thing. I did that because I said to myself, if, you know, obviously those kids should grow up with me in their lives. Yeah. Yeah. But if they're gonna lose one of us, it should be me.

No, that's so nice of you. The studies say that the biological father is the more important link. But that's disputed because the father's friend, yeah, the coworker comedian is like one of the most valuable parts of the herd. They're already calling me uncle. It takes a village.

Uncle Fran. It does take a village. Yeah, takes a village. Well, you sent over those snooze. I thought that was so nice. You sent presents. I did. You sent the... Okay, see that grinds my gears.

That grinds my gears. Why? Because I asked you if we should send a gift And I asked you what your address was so I could send a gift You said your mom twice and you didn't answer you said you're mine. Yeah, because I can't beg for presents I'm not it wasn't begging. I said Rome. What's your address? Yeah, no response. You said hey Ron Can you hit me with that address? No response, dude. I'm sorry. My hands were full. Oh I was literally elbow deep and fucking green shit And you're mad that this was actually no, this is actually

weeks before you even had the kids. Yeah. Yeah. You said it was for your mom. You said my mom wants to know Francis. Did you say your mom wants to know Francis vouch for me acknowledge this. Did you say my mom wants to know Francis always a man and vouch. Here's what happened. Get it out. Here's what happened. The it out. Here's what happened. The office was planning a surprise sort of baby shower for Rhone.

This was pre. And Hairball said, do you think we should get something for Rhone? And I was like, I think we should. And then you were like, well, maybe it's best for us to wait just to make sure that the delivery goes smoothly. That's not even.

Which I was like, whoa, that is dark to even put that out there, dude. Holy shit. That's so dark. They got it went smoothly. It was like a lot of these gifts have a 14 day return policy and we're not really within that window right now and I'm not ready to put out.

And Francis still got the- Who else is starting to itch? I just got a ringing in my ear. I don't know if it's from the rubber. My skin is screaming right now. It's so funny whenever you do a Halloween costume and it's obviously the first and only time you're gonna wear it. Oh yeah.

So there's so many creases and pleats in your Superman outfit. Baggy ass fucking scarecrow outfit. Except for somehow your Halloween costume that you displayed in your photo dump. Once again, this was fantastic this year. Oh, it's Chuckie. Yeah, it was Chuckie. Where'd you pick up that?

Halloween City or whatever it's called. Not Abracadabra? No. You could get lost in an Abracadabra. I think there's only one. I think that's the only Abracadabra, but it's incredible. No, I think there's others in other cities. Think so. I thought it was a one off. I thought it was like Peter Luger,

where maybe there's one on the Vegas Strip. It would make sense if it wasn't a chain because it is like, they have like insane costumes. And some of the stuff in there has been there since the 70s. Yeah, like a lot of their shit. They're like, do like, like, it's like you rent it. There's like a Calvin Cool 70s. Yeah, like a lot of their shit, they're like, do like, it's like, you rent it. There's like a Calvin Coolidge costume. Yeah.

Do you know that I noticed something today that meant a lot to me? I didn't know that now. I went to repost Hairball's joke that he posted on his Instagram story. And I was looking at his story and I noticed that I am one of his close friends on Instagram. Yeah. Which means he, you have to manually add the people to that. Well, that's really awkward,

cause I'm not. You didn't see the picture of his dog? No. From his home that he posted? No, I didn't. I don't post on my close friends and I probably have like five times total. You didn't see the picture?

And he's on it and I'm not? And the last two times I have, I've gotten in trouble for not having someone included. Last time it was my cousin, she texted me and she was like, why am I not on your close friends? How did she know about it? Because my other cousin is. You didn't see the picture of the dog with the piece of the bloody blue cloth from the US postal worker sleeves No

Why am I not on it? You probably are why would you exclude me from that? It was a post kill photo of the dog that had just Attacked the the police the post office guy. I would love to see that that sounds so nice No, he actually did post a photo of his dog and I had the green star next to my name, which means I'm in the inner circle. Man, this is, okay. This is so tough.

I just found out I'm not in the inner circle. I am for sure, especially since you had already posted his joke first on your Instagram. Yeah, is that why you wanted to post it? Because you're like, oh, we're posting. I thought about it. And then I was like, am I gonna do it? You know, I guess this is an age of forgiveness you are on it rune so this entire conversation

I literally just searched your name. You just are there's a blue check next to your name. You just now look I'll press cancel I'll press cancel Wow, you're gonna undo them like that? Oh yeah, now you're off. I've never seen one of the things that you posted. There's no way I'm on your close friends. In his defense, he doesn't post that many close friend photos. You are on it.

You just added, I saw you typing and adding it on. No. So sneaky. You got me mixed up with somebody else. I would have seen the picture of your dog. If you kept up, it's probably because you muted my stories, realistically. I would never mute your stories. That's what that's true.

I just reposted you on my stories. You can repost my post on your story, but it doesn't mean you didn't mute my stories. This is a floundering of a man who kept me off of his close friends. It is insane. we had that. It's tough to swim with all that armor on, huh? It's tough to have just a big tie as your cock cover. Hey, okay, I have a phenomenon I want to discuss with you boys, this is important.

This is a big one, okay? Was it how we were five minutes extra late because we were trying to find what keys our bike balls were in. That's great. Let's cover that. Yeah. That was an incredible phenomenon. We just stayed there with like, we pulled out a keyboard on Francis's phone trying to figure out, I know that you're a little bit pissed that we were late, but. I was furious. I know. Well, we were just dinging away. What were you guys doing? We were ringing the bells on our bikes as we were riding. And you were trying to figure out what note it was.

What note it was. And I said mine was a G, and I said that Ron's was a D. We then pulled out the tuner on YouTube. Mine was a G sharp, and his was a D. Really? So I was a half step off on mine. That's pretty impressive. Do you have like perfect, what's it called?

Clearly I am, I almost do. I mean, I used to be pretty good at it. But yeah, I, you know, I don't know if it would be called relative pitch cause I always do it based off. I have middle C in my head. Yeah, do it. That's C right there. Ba-a.

Want to check it? No, I believe you. Ha ha ha. You do it, Seth. Let's hear middle C. No, that was a D. Baaaaa. No, that was a D because it's still stuck on D.

It's a step down. Da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's C right there. Mommy makes me munch my M&M's. Yum-yum. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I have so many gifts in my apartment. It's the Scandinavian version of Dip, much cleaner. You know what I actually, I did? Precursor to Lucy's. You know what I was gonna buy? You know what I was gonna buy, but then I was like, they might be too young.

What, PS5? No, the robots. Rock'em, sock'em robots? Rock'em, sock'em robots. They're never too young. Eh, they might be too young. First thing that comes is grip strength. They're just going to eat them. They're just going to rip the heads off and eat them or

some shit. They're the size of Rock'em Sock'em Robots right now. That's how every single set of Rock'em Sock'em Robots has gone out is someone rips the head off. And just pops it down their gullet. Yeah. They just take the top off. Tyler, would you pull up a middle C on YouTube please for me?

I can't move on until I've heard it. They just take the top off. Would you pull up a middle C on YouTube, please? I can't move on until I've heard it. Ba na na na na na na na. I think it's ba right there, middle C. Right there, middle C. One on top of that. Ba na na na na na na na na. I think that's middle C right there.

C, C, Harry Deci. Did anyone already get you guys the Rockum Sockums? No, no one's gotten us Rockum Sockums. You were way off. No, I wasn't. I got two plays of it before they shot an ad ad. Whoa! They have remote control Rockum Sockum robots now.

Bro, buy them, I'll go in with you. They're only They're probably pretty shitty But the originals are only 15 what makes you decide to say put a guy like me on your close friends and You guys are both on the list. Because you're going through your whole, you're not going through your whole follower list. You're going through individual people that are coming to mind. No. And again, it comes up with a recommended list of people and I just went,

and I was like, yeah, that looks like everybody. I am flattered. I'm flattered. Ron is on it. He has, I don't know why you haven't realized, he muted me. Like this is the bigger thing that we should be talking about is that Rone. Do you think it's because you felt like Francis needed it? Rone has me muted on Instagram. Oh, is it?

Like that's never a good sign for the podcast. Is it because we often cross promote shows? So you felt like we needed to have, but we don't do that on our close friends. No, and we also don't often cross, cross promote shows. No, we used to. We haven't done that in like a that. The paranoia Emmys creeping

up that you're posting to all your close friends nasty shit talk about me. It's really only Francis is the only person in my close friends list. And you guys are just going back and forth saying wrong stuff about me and my seed. We use it as like a different way of texting. Yeah, yeah. You're just saying foul stuff about my family. It's mostly about your kids. Black screen with just text. Anyone else getting this vibe? That Rone's sons look eerily like John Fidelberg?

Anyone else seeing that? Not a lot of curly hair in Rone's family. It is interesting. That son of a bitch Fidelberg, I knew something was up. He'll fucking hear from my lawyers. I feel weird making jokes like that. Why? I don't know.

I just don't want to say anything wrong about your brand new baby. That's what I said. I said when in the first episode, I said, I'm not going to say anything about your kids. Cause that's it. Cause the line, you don't know the line. Yeah, we don't know the line. Cause like Ron laughs at one of them, but then the next one, you don't know if he's going to be like, he's it, I don't know. Cause the line, you don't know the line. Yeah, we don't know the line.

Cause like Ron laughs at one of them, but then the next one you don't know if he's gonna be like, he's gonna be like, yo. Yeah, yeah, cut this, cut this, cut this. N-word, F-word, cut it, cut it. Yo, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah.

Stand up, no, stand up. Put your pants on if you have to. See if the armor works. See if the armor really works. Stand up. I think. on if you have to. You see the armor works. Stand up. You see the armor really works. Stand up. I think... Say that to my helmet.

I think that, I mean, luckily they're both just like healthy and doing good. I think that I would maybe have a problem if they were like having a hard time and you were taking advantage of that. But for the most part, I think that I'm pretty good with any types of jokes. There's not a lot of jokes that have been made on this podcast where I've been disgusted and furious. No, you never are, which is why if we found that, it would be really bad.

It would be uncomfortable for everyone. Not cool. It would be so bad, you know? Because you're just so free and carefree and like roll with the punches. It would be bad. We'd have to be like posting on Instagram and Twitter, like no episode for a couple weeks.

Yeah, guys. We're taking a little break. Or shuffling things around. We're going to try out a couple different guest hosts. Everyone's got a lot going on with PatBefPod. And he's sort of, hmm. It'd be a lot of Nick Murphy. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. A lot of consecutive Nick Murphy episodes. But hey, what I wanted to ask you, this is a big question. Have you two decided whether or not you're going to feature the baby's faces when you post about them on social media? I think that we, I don't have an intention of putting like a yellow heart over the kids' faces. That's exactly what I was wondering.

I don't get why people do that. Dude. Is it because like, is, my guess is that they're saying the kids didn't consent to the picture. I think it's something like that, but it's also like, no one wants, like, the only reason you're posting the photo of a child is to see the face. Yes. No one also like, no one wants, like the only reason you're posting the photo of a child is to see the face.

Yes. No one's like, wow, good knees. Wow, that's an adorable baby from the neck down. Yeah, incredible ankle. Dude, when I see a family, when I see a family on the beach and they've got their child between them and their child, they've like put a big yellow fucking goofy clown emoji face on the front of their kid. Yeah.

I'm like, you ruined the photo. Yes. No one would have thought about it. I wouldn't have thought it makes it more alluring. Like, what does that kid's face look like? Well, you start to wonder, you're like three eyes. You're like, what are we dealing with? How ferned is your child?

Full beard for some reason. Triceratops horns. You covering it up is only gonna make them more self-conscious of the fact that they're covered in burns later in life. You wanna normalize it. Look, I'm sorry that your child mistook a wood chipper for a water fountain, but at some point,

we as a group are gonna have to get behind it. It takes a village I think I like that I would get it like I think that I think the cutoff age like if I were to have kids to post Their faces would probably be like, I don't know to What do you mean? Because like I don't know but before then it's like a child a baby's face isn't very recognizable They're pretty similar and they don't carry that face for the rest of their life.

So you're saying after that, it's a little more controversial, but before it's fine? Well, I think after that, it depends on if you want your child to be on social media or not. But why would- Right, but then that gets us to this,

which is if you don't want your child to be on social media, then don't post them at all. But I get posting them as a baby. Fine, but that's not, well, the issue here is to cover the face up or not with an emoji. Oh, yeah, I'm agreeing with you. If you're gonna post the emoji, don't post the kid at all.

Don't post the kid at all, yeah. You're right. But I was saying, like, probably around two years old, like, maybe I would just stop posting them. There was something I was reading about this because I was so confused by this phenomenon. I've been seeing it a lot. It's a big thing.

It's a big thing. People love to discuss it. Big thing, big thing. I guess my, what they, one thing that was said was that to cover the child's face up with an emoji actually puts them at a certain amount of risk because in the event of an emergency, like if you've lost your child, there's like no record.

Like imagine if you put out an Amber alert for your kid and people are like, what's it look like? And you just held up the photo with the fucking yellow plate. I'm sorry, we have a policy. I know they're missing and we hope they come back just on the side of a milk carton and she wasn't old enough to give us consent to post on social media. I just don't know where people are getting.

And that's very that's very funny. But I just don't get where people are getting the idea that you shouldn't do it because there's not even enough of a case study of kids getting posted on social media and then growing up and being like, hey, that was traumatic and damaging for me. I think it's like a heavy level of rejection from parents. I think it really only young probably only impacts the child. If your father is like or your mother is like an actual like celebrity. Right? Like my like my friends from home, like, it would be so weird if they did that. Oh, yeah. Who are you protecting your child? Or your friends? You're protecting your child from your friends and family. You're keeping your child off

of your close friends. Ron will never know what your kids look like. If you have like 10 million followers, no, Ron's on Close Friends. Do you see what I'm saying though? I see what you're saying. Because if you had kids and you only posted them to your close friends, he wouldn't see them. If I had kids, if I had kids, Ron wouldn't even know

because he has me blocked on everything. I bet he has kids. Like you could probably tell me whether Lil Sass has kids or not. Are you a father, Herball? You guys are always talking about, what did you say? I think it was on episode when Ron wasn't here. that I'm hiding a child or no maybe you were here

for that yeah you are hiding a child yeah pushy do you push a tee pushy frequent collaborator with Kanye West yeah do you respect his right to make that song that he made the one where he said that Pusha T had had a child? No, that was Pusha T. The 88 order. And he said that about Drake. He broke the news that Drake had had a child. He said, you are hiding a child.

Let that boy come home. Deadbeat motherfucker playing board of control. Woo! I never heard that song. I heard about the controversy, but I didn't know the lyrics that's pretty good. It's insane Well, that's yes that we talked about this I think I've talked about this specific diss track on the podcast more episodes than I haven't but It's like our new Delta. Yeah, the story of added on the story of yeah

It's a good and the cover is the album the single cover is Drake and blackface. Oh shit Yeah, it gets really he takes it to another level. He is there's Drake's like manager OVO 40 has what ALS I think so Oh ice bucket challenge Yeah, exactly right and then the last I think the end of the song he says he says, he says, OVO 40 hunched over like he 80. And then he says, tick, tick, tick, how much time that man got, he is sick, sick, sick. Whoa. Yeah.

That's not very nice. No, not very nice. Why was he so angry with him? Why was Pusha T so angry with Drake? I don't know. Because he's more handsome and more wealthy. It can't just be jealousy. Those types of lyrics come from a different place. Because he's more handsome and more wealthy. It can't just be jealousy. Those types of lyrics come from a different place.

Because he's built like a professor. Professor X. Pusha T, I don't know much about him. He's sort of from a different era, right? A little bit. He was in the Eclipse. I mean, he kind of had a resurgence just talking about cocaine, but he got pushed by the dude who snatched Or he got pressed by the dude who snatched Jack Dougherty's chain this weekend

I don't know if any of you saw that the chain snatcher Well, I saw I saw Dougherty got his chain snatched, but that happens like on a weekly basis it seems. Who's Jack Dougherty? Just this fucking like twink like onlyfans kid Who like it just posts like rage bait Oh, and you're a walk around with these like 800 pound black dudes And then he'll just walk like you would be walking To the like say like we finished the podcast and you go to get the bike You would just be walking and then all of a sudden this four foot tall

Jack door to go Irish boy. Yeah, he'd like bump into you and be like, what, what are you gonna do about it? And then like the black dudes would roll in. You'd be like, you'd like set them, you'd be like, I'm gonna kick your ass. And then there'd be two security guards who are eight foot tall. They're built like John Dem Leonidas. They're like the biggest, they're like, yeah.

Like I think they declined offers from the NFL to be this guy's security guard. And they're, they film that? Oh yeah. So that's his thing. He's just like a dick. He's a streamer. I think he made a lot of money early, like pretty young. And then now he just like throws parties and just like.

And he's like, he's an OnlyFans guy. My grieves are coming loose. Is he an OnlyFans? Yeah. So are these, are the grieves supposed to go inward for like, if you're a- If you're a... Suicidal?

You're listening to too much Paramore, you want to turn your greaves inward. Hey, oh you're finally opening those? I'm unbelievably hungry. Good for you. But are they for archery? No, this is, they knew that this was where the artery was. So they knew to cover your wrists. And a lot of armor would come down to here. So, by the way, everything I'm saying right now is made up.

No, it's not. Is that true? Yeah. The artery thing's real? I don't know if that's why they did it, but that is, there's an artery that goes from... Well, I know that. What's it called? That's how wide, that's why you slice north-south when you're in the bathtub and you've taken

your baby aspirin. Yeah. Yeah. What is the- Baby aspirin. Mm-hmm. It's a blood thinner. That's so disgusting, but what is the-

Billows. It billows out in the tub. Yeah, I know. I'm aware. Like a shark scene. I don't like it. Ever since that 13th Reasons Why thing, I was like, that's disgusting. Did you watch that?

I don't know much about that. I didn't watch the show. Of course, I was like that's disgusting. Did you watch that? I didn't watch the show. Of course. I watched the scene though What's the scene? It's the last episode the girl kills herself that way. Yeah, and they show it insanely graphic And then they sent an email when I was in high school out to all the parents saying not to let their kids watch the show So naturally the first thing I did was like, well, I gotta see see what this is. And then I watched it and I was like, I really wish I didn't see that. You know what? Okay.

I've done that so many times in my life. I saw something this weekend that upset my stomach and my soul on a level that I don't know what to do about it. What did you see? There was a clip on Twitter Okay, versus a naturally white where who's kind of chunky. Yeah kid. He's chubby Oh, I saw that he's on a playground and he They're kind of these kids are bullying him

these black kids are bullying him and he one of them sort of like slaps him or something and he runs after him and tries to like throw his shoe at the kid or something and they run away and they're laughing and then he starts running away and then this bigger kid comes up from behind him and just right hooks him in the head as he's running away, knocks him down and he's bleeding so profusely from his head and the other kid comes over

and starts beating him on the ground. And he's like, please stop. And he's crying. He's crying like a little boy, too. He is a little boy. But it's like, if he was just bleeding, you'd be like, oh, it's so sad and depressing. It broke my heart on a level where I was just, like, utterly nauseated by it. And so then I went, obviously, I did the natural thing,

to try to figure out what happened here. And I went into the comments, race war, just an absolute race war. And then one guy was like, you guys are just trying to stir up trouble. These two made up and they're friends. And then posted a photo of them like shaking hands in a hospital bed later. There's no way though. That's got to be AI. Those two didn't fucking squash this. Oh never.

Did you see the did you see how much money the kid that beat him up made? Wait, what? I don't know anything. That beat him up has made like $700,000. Can you but did the white case something racist about the black kids? No, no, but the kid who beat him up made like $700,000. Can you, but did the white kid say something racist about the black kids? No, no, but the kid who beat him up made like $700,000 on a GoFundMe.

I don't understand. There were comments that were saying that the white kid had said something racist about the black kids, which fucking terribly at that point I hoped was true to justify this horrible thing that I had seen. Well, then he would have been able to make some money on GoFundMe too. You're absolutely right. I don't understand why did the kid that killed the guy get money? He had $700,000 for fighting a child?

Yeah. No, I was talking about the other guy that did that. Oh, the guy and he got a bunch of money. He's killed the guy what oh Yes, yes, I've seen that I don't know anything about that wait his buddy wait, what's his name Carmelo Anthony? Yeah And then there's another guy. What is happening right now? There's another guy named Carmelo Anthony that stabbed someone and then he got a dude. He has weight made way more money That's why it's very that's why it was going I understand that Lala took a lot in the divorce but

700 grand No, the fact that they record that show in Red Hook is pretty crazy to Carmelo Anthony's podcast. That's where Francis is from. What's the town that you're actually from? Red Bank. Nice button. You win. That was a good button there. Fucking win again. Sass you son of a bitch. But that was a saddening video. I saw Dylan Danis reposting it being like,

this kid, any gym, I'll get him a membership until he's 18 or some shit so he can learn how to defend himself. Okay. Or he could just get him a gun. Yeah, next. No, that only makes the problem worse. If anyone has any backstory and has dug any deeper

on that clip, fuck's sake, man. It just was so heartbreaking and it made me hate the fucking world. Whoa. Thought you were going somewhere else with that. Hate the fucking... No! You know, look. I'm shitty, Francis. No, let's relax. Let's be honest. That video could have gone in either direction. Kids are just shitty. It doesn't matter.

I don't know that there was a racial element to that. I don't know what the fuck happened in that video. Well, I'm sure that the developers at Twitter were licking their fucking chops. They're like, we're going to get this on everybody's homepage because if there's even a hint of a racial element, that's just gonna be fucking blasted all over, not just Twitter, but TikTok, everything. It's so fucking racial right now.

These grock. I can't believe it. They're not clearing it up. Grock? Grock is not clearing stuff up. No, no. They're not clearing any of it up. I thought they were supposed to. But what's up with like, is it real,

the amount of people that are using Grok? I see a Grok reference on every tweet. On every single tweet, Grok, is this real? Yeah. Like, how do people pick that up that fast? To be like, yeah. Take a tab at the bottom of the page. Because you see it all the time.

Like, yeah, I would never think to just be like, at Grok. Yeah, you would. No, I wouldn't. Now you would. I will say I have fallen deep into the depths of chat GBT there you go. I'm deep into the depths of John pork Do you see? Do you ever see is it Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Holy Grail Where there's the troll who has to have them

there to try to cross the bridge or something like that. Yeah. And what does he say? He's like, if you, if you don't answer the riddle correctly, then you're die. Maybe. And then they ask him a question and then he dies? I don't, I don't exactly. No, this isn't the reference I'm looking for. I'm so sorry. I'm thinking of Will Ferrell's character in Austin Powers 1, where he can't stand to be asked the same question three times.

And if he just gets asked it three times, he gives you the answer. Yes, I remember that. Where is Dr. Evil's lair? I'll never tell you! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is Dr. Evil's lair? I'll never tell you! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is Dr. Evil's lair? Down, three times!

Yeah, Harry is like that. Where he makes an assertion, you question him, he asserts it again, you double down, and then he flips and immediately about faces. What it really is, is I say something. You are like Will Ferrell. And it really is, is I say something. You are like Will Ferrell. And then I have, like I just say stuff.

And then I have to think about what I said and be like, is that true? Does that make sense at all? And then I gotta, I gotta like work from reverse. I also think that this podcast isn't like necessarily a representation of all of our steadfast and long held beliefs about the world. Oh no.

I mean, look at what we look like right now. If anyone is coming to this fucking podcast to find, you know, deeply written ideology and life advice, I try occasionally to be honest, but. Well, you got me those bassinets, those snooze, the bassinets with the bouncing apparatus. So tell me about these I went to kith kids They're so fucking nice. It's kith kids a real thing. Yeah. Yeah, there's one in Dumbo

It's pretty sick. There's multiple kiss kids drop like the clothing brand but for kids they sell cool stuff You could buy like Jordans like newborn Jordans and given his battle rap background I thought father, son, blend. Holy spirit. I went to Kiff in LA when we were there for the Super Bowl. And I don't think I've ever been like less connected to a type of like shop. Like I walked in and I was like, there's

not a single thing in here that I would ever wear. No? Or buy. Some of the shoes, like some of the shoes are cool. Yeah, the hoodie that you wore last week I could see them selling something like that in the kith store The just the gray hoodie. Yeah that bluish grayish one. I got that on Instagram. Yeah, I could see that being kith adjacent but it's like kiss is like it's like a

modernization of old like polo stuff like it's like modernization of old like polo stuff like it's like a souped up version of like a Ralph Lauren throwback idea hmm kind of but it's like you know how does that even play because like Ralph Lauren is still expensive I don't know it's like it's like you can go for like a vintage Ralph Lauren thing but Ralph Lauren is still making it Yeah, I don't know. I'd rather just go to the source I feel like you could but I feel like Ralph Lauren is such like an old money feel and I think kids is like I knew money feel I'm surprised you don't wear more Ralph Lauren. I feel like like they make some sick stuff

They do but it's not like mom. I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do for the Ryder Cup I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get like an old school golf outfit. That's cool. Wear one of those hats. Yeah. Yeah, the messenger hat. You should wear, you know, Ralph Lauren always sponsors

the Olympic teams, I think, and they always come out wearing it for the opening ceremonies. You should wear a Ralph Lauren golf outfit. Did you hear that subtle correction double down? No. Ralph Lauren. I didn't want to do it but I could. You have to. It's not Laurent. No. He's American. I said it multiple times too. A lot of people say Ralph Lauren. Yeah. It's Ralph Lauren. That's interesting I never knew that. Have you ever heard someone pronounce, how would you pronounce the car that

has the four circles as its logo? Audi. Audi. Yeah have you ever heard anyone pronounce, how would you pronounce the car that has the four circles as its logo? Audi. Audi. Yeah, have you ever heard anyone say Audi? That pisses me off. People in the Midwest do that. Freaks. Add it to the list. Audi. Add it to the list of things pissing me off. It is pretty funny. I didn't know that till college. Hmm. You were saying it wrong or you didn't know they said it like that. I didn't know other people had ever pronounced it, Audiie. They say in the Midwest, they say rough too, instead of roof. They say that in Maine. Rough.

I brought that from Maine to- Rough. And people kept saying I was wrong. What, Audie? Rough. Or rough. Audie rough or Ralph Lauren? Ruhm.

I used to say rum. Rum is rough. Milk. I never said milk. I would hear it. Milk is rough. Milk. I never said milk. I would hear it. Milk is crazy. Milk was crazy. Milk should be a publicly hangable offense.

Yeah. Milk is like Maine's version of what happens in fucking New Zealand. Yeah. Milk. I used to say pillow instead of pillow. That's tough. I used to say laws instead of lays. You ever heard someone say turlet instead of pillow. That's tough. I used to say laws instead of lays.

You ever heard someone say turlet instead of toilet? No, I've never heard that. You've never heard turlet? And I'm not even talking about ironically or with any sort of smile. I can see that being like a Philly thing. People say turlet, T-U-R-L-E-T instead of, and knowing it's spelled toilet.

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It's not the worst idea. It's such a good idea. Is that a common thing or is that only like the top 1% or are they just giving those out for free? I think that, no, I think that you had to be rich as hell. Yeah, have a high open personal fart fart eater And what are they are they is that the only thing they do do you think? No, they probably suck and fuck. I was gonna say That's also their boy Come hither Hukani.

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That does vaginal rejuvenation? That does- yeah. Do they? Like very close. I don't know, it's probably not around,'s probably not sure that's not like after a long flight they just go in there and let them spritz it with some aloe vera now I think they they tighten it up oh they're reaching in from like your eat inside your ears and like hiking it up like a wedge yeah it's a facelift yes down there yes wow golly poor women no I think that's nice for them.

Women love cosmetic procedures. Two other Japanese words I learned this week were komorebi, which is the light passing through the leaves of a tree. Oh, I love that. A uniquely komorebi, a uniquely experienced. And then kuchi sabishi, which is wanting to eat out of boredom. And I feel like that's got to have you written all over it, the Kuchi Sabishi.

Yeah, I've got some Kuchi Sabishi a lot. I'm always getting Kuchi Sabishi. I feel like you've had so much Kuchi Sabishi. You're getting a ton of koochie sabishi. Boy, I haven't moved in a while. I should do some koochie, koochie sabishi. It is nice to do some koochie sabishi, but once you know that there's a- That's my entire plan for today is koochie sabishi. We got Nick Celtics talking ball. Yeah, if we want to talk ball,

we could talk some koochie sabishi. I lost a devastating bet on Saturday. I took Derek White four threes. He went three for three, and then I think he missed five in a row. And I put a lot of money on it. Ooh, how much? 150 bucks.

Oh, that's not much. For me, that's 150 units. That's not very much for you. That's 10 minutes much for you. That's 10 minutes of stand up. That's 10 minutes of your craft that you've honed throughout your entire life. That's not that much money for you.

Well, I'll tell you what really went down. Francis, let's get this for your photo dump. Yeah, winter photo dump was, I'm not gonna, I mean, I don't wanna, I don't wanna say anything, but it was, it's the spring, and it's much closer to the summer than it is to the winter. It's 80 degrees out. You're gonna season shame me here? I'm just saying, there is an edit button on Instagram if you wanna just throw in, like,

late spring slash winter dump I'm just saying for your sake like people might be confused You know, that's okay. They might be thrown off. Let them It's scary to do a photo dump it was scary to do a photo dump But if I'm honest with you guys on brand today That whole photo dump, but if I'm honest with you guys, on brand today, that whole photo dump was a Trojan horse to slide in my Dallas plug for my Dallas shows this weekend.

Oh, of course. Five shows at the Dallas Improv, tickets at PunchUp.live slash Francis Ellis, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, it was the last slide, and you figure, people are gonna go through these. It was the caption as well. It was. That's pretty much the reason I gonna go through these it was the caption as well. It was That's pretty much the reason I do most things is just to hopefully get a photo that I could post on Instagram So I can promote my dates bingo going to Wyoming to fish. I don't even like fishing

That's why you've been that's why you've been doing coach Kuchis a Bishi because you got dates in Japan coming up You want to Trojan horse into Osaka? What is it? What is the Japanese even consider as Kuchisabishi? Well, that's probably because they're aware of it. That's probably why they're skinny as fuck. Yeah. They're like what they have like they have like a handful of peanuts. They're such a big snack in culture, I feel like. In Japan? They have so many stores that sell just Hello Kitty gummies.

Do they though? Or is that just stuff that they send to America and we're like, holy shit Japanese candy the only person who can answer this is Ron and Wait, what'd you call Ron? Did you don't know my real name? What the hell I just call I call you Ron all the time. I feel like yeah you do just because of the Badbath it's one of the funniest clips of all time. Yeah he called me. You ever seen it? No.

It's the first episode of Pat Bev, right? It was like the teaser. He called him Ron? Yeah. But he had also, he called me Ron in like a text message. And I was like, hey, I know I present as a Ron, but my name is actually different than that. And then in the first episode, he's still called.

It's great. It'd be so funny if he spelled R-O-N with an umlaut over the O. Ron, like I'm a German DJ. Oh, we're going to see Ron at Bergheim. Ron, is Japan big on snacking culture, or is that just something that they've been over here? Were you snacking out there, or were big on snacking culture? Is that just something that they've been over here? Like were you snacking out there or were you not snacking?

I was snacking, I know that 7-Eleven culture is big out there. So yes. But you get like an egg salad sandwich at the 7-Eleven. So it's more of a Sheetz vibe. Yeah, but you go into the Don Quijote. Go to egg salad. And you get a fucking, I think that they have like

rare versions of like M&M's and stuff like that. They have, I mean, it seems like surprisingly considering what we're the fattest country, right, by like a lot, you'd think we would have better snacks, but we'd really like, when I was in Vancouver, their snacks are way better than our snacks. Oh, really? Way better. It's because we're putting the red six in everything. Oh, yeah. We're just getting fat as fuck off the red six and the fucking semaglutide. That was also a very good spot though. I posted on my Instagram story. I tried to get the guys in business. Oh you talked about that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah's it. And it's always about how good I feel like the weed is has to have some sort of correlation to how good the snacks are.

No, this was just good snacks. Yeah, but you... Hot ones, Pringles, Fire. Yeah, you're in Vancouver, right? That's where you were. That's where I was in New Westminster. You were in New Westminster and that's where it's that true outdoor... It's the Humboldt of Canada.

Yeah, exactly. I don't think- Rich soil, deep roots. No, not in New Westminster. Maybe in Vancouver. Tall fevers. So it wasn't smoking good? I don't think weeds legal in New Westminster.

Dank, dank bud. No, I think it's like that's the epicenter. I heard that the cartel moved into New Westminster because there's so much weed business going on that they wanted a slice of the pie Yeah, they were I didn't see a single dispensary the whole time when I was in Toronto It's like you turn right and there's a dispensary. There's just there's dispensaries everywhere. You're kidding again. He's sorry me. No Kid I would walk by and I'd flip him off and I would say pigs You're indoctrinating are you

This is grooming. What you're seeing is grooming. It's not actually cool. Yeah, I don't know. I think that they snack over there, but I think that they're also snacking on just like wasabi. Yeah. Just like a.

It's a tough snack. Like a river trout. I like a wasabi. A three inch river trout that they deep fried. I like a wasabi three inch river trout that they deep-fried I love a wasabi wasabi pee You know like a wasabi peas. Yeah, those are phenomenal But just straight wasabi. Nobody ever was talking Like a dude with like a little ice cream cup just

Hammering wasabi Just a business man Yeah, clearing out his sinuses do they throw wasabi and like ramen there No, but they I found us there's a spicy ramen or there's a ramen restaurant right around the corner from us and I went There it sounds like you've been like 90 times. I've been to that place. That place is good. I went on Wednesday and got some ramen over there. It was so spicy. It was nice, but I don't think it was wasabi that made it spicy. Dude, ramen is better than pho. Yeah, by like miles. Big time better. Big time better. I don't even know the last time I had pho. Pho is, pho. I don't, oh. Pho is trash.

Pho is really not that good. What is pho, Thai? Vietnamese, I think. Vietnamese? Something like that. Okay, it's Vietnamese. Ramen is like consistently one of the better foods. Like a meal, like a good, like if you have, like if you go sit down and have a good ramen,

you're walking out of that place with like a little pep in your step. There's a ramen near Union Square. It's dark inside, really dark. That sounds awesome. All those places are, like pitch black. Really dark. Yeah. I want this chef to look like a catfish.

I wish they had that shit in there. I wish they had that. I want it to be like stewing over a pot that's never been washed before. Just like an old catfish right looking at me who never left. The floor has never been cleaned. It's just like a witch's cauldron of ramen. I really wish they had those restaurants in America that they have in Japan where you just go and you just look at a wall and sit in like a pod by yourself

And just hear a meal. It's so nice. Imagine just tonight Just throw up the Celtics game on your phone and just slam ramen. Don't talk to anyone. No one's looking at you Hunched over you. Oh, yeah Just slurping like this absolute savage you're in there for ten minutes It's so funny that they're such a polite culture. That is the problem It's really you're probably in now The entire ball and one golf like Homer Simpson You guys about when I would uber eats the ramen no, this was one of them

I feel like I might have told this story. I got ramen It was like this was like over a year ago probably longer I I uber eats real ramen, which I never done before but I was got ramen. It was like this was like over a year ago, probably longer. I Uber eats real ramen, which I had never done before, but I was craving it and I was like, I want real ramen and it showed up and it was this big plastic bowl and I opened up the bowl and it was a lot shallower than it looked and it was just noodles and the meat. And I was like, oh, I must've ordered the wrong thing. Oh, I know where you're going with this, yeah. I ate just all the noodles and the meat.

And then I was like, why is it still hot? Why is the bowl still hot? And I realized that it was this like double layered bowl and you had to like rip off the top bowl. And then there was the broth underneath. Yeah, they tell you do it separately. So it doesn't get super soggy. But it was like it was just one container. Like nothing would have made you think like, oh, there's a secret. There's a secret compartment. That's pretty good. It was. And then the next time I got it, it was incredible. But you had to pull a book out of a shelf.

the next time I got it, it was incredible. But you had to pull a book out of a shelf. Yeah. So I just ate like thick dry noodles. And I was like, I was like, I was like, it's not terrible, but it feels a little bit more Italian. Yeah. This is what Marco Polo brought back on the Silk Road. I also remember I like demanded a refund and got one.

I was like, this is not what I ordered. They gave me spaghetti. You gave me raw ramen. Yeah. Raw ramen. There was a place in Japan that we went to for ramen that was supposed to be so fucking good. And I literally waited in an alley so tight

that I couldn't stand shoulder to shoulder. I had to like stand sideways. And it was a very Japanese experience. And you got upstairs and there was like three seats. And there was like five seats open, but the catfish back there working just weren't even letting anybody in. It was so authentic of an experience. And it was this fish ramen.

It was very fishy, but it was fucking delicious and Then we went to this bar called death match in hell this badass fucking bar where they're playing all of these Slasher movies and have horror films going the entire time Drank a bunch of pints there met a bunch of foreigners Everything was 666 yen incredible time We bar hopped around but then by the end of the night, I fucking, the fish ramen hit the bottom of my stomach so hard and I wasn't gonna be able to make it back

to my hotel to shit, so I had to go back to the only bar that was still open and it was death match in hell. And I had to pretend to like small talk with the guy there so it didn't look like I was only coming back to his tiny ass bar in Japan to just use his tiny ass bathroom. But eventually I just had to fucking I lit it on fire. Word hot ramen shit. It came out hotter than it came in the toilets. For the toilets tiny. This one like every other

toilet like wiped my ass for me and said thank you Yeah, like this one was fucking good old-fashioned American plumbing. There's there's really there's a lot. There's One of the worst feelings has to be being at a bar Knowing you have to shit and knowing the bathroom is like the smallest bathroom you've ever seen The bathroom like if I reached out the door the bathroom I could touch the tabs is like the smallest bathroom you've ever seen? The bathroom? Like if I reached out the door of the bathroom, I could touch the tabs to pull the beer. Oh, yeah. It was the smallest possible bathroom. That means that when you opened the bathroom door, you probably made the rest of the restaurant smell.

It wasn't a restaurant. It was Death Match in Hell, the fucking... Oh, that's why they call it that. It might be because it's close to the ramen place enough where people are just shitting up a storm. But it was like this gnarly place that is the only place I felt comfortable leaving a fucking weapon behind. If I owned a bar, I would make sure... Bar could be a normal size. Could be just a regular... Would it be like one of those weed booze crossover bars?

No. It would be a bar. Why? What do you mean why? No, it would be a bar. Why? What do you mean why? Well, you don't even drink. Who cares? It would probably be like the bar from the guy from Summer House who opened up the Sober Bar in Greenpoint

and they just sell $18 cocktails and there's no- No, I would never do that. It would be a bar just with pre-rolls. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm always looking to expand my net worth so opening a bar is something I thought yes and The bar that I would open what I would do is I'd make it normal size like it could be the size of this room It could be a small dive bar, but the bathroom Airport size bathrooms like LaGuardia

70 70 stalls so maybe the front is like this little Japanese bar where it's super tiny. You go to the back, the bathroom is a fucking warehouse. Exactly. It's an airport. It's like a hangar. But it's just somewhere that people feel safe knowing like, all right, I can go out tonight and I don't even really have to worry about if I have to shit before. You know what you could do there, which is something that I've always wanted to do.

I've always been fascinated by glory holes, but I would be way too afraid to do it in a seedy truck stop bathroom, which is where you typically find them. A classic, you'd make a classic. I'd want a safe glory hole. I'd want to practice safe glory hole with, you know, where like the rim of the cutout

is padded with. Maybe it has like an automatic like condom dispenser. Oh. As you put your dick in it, it just puts the condom on. That's not a bad idea. And you have some sense of what the other person on the other side... You know, like their credit score and their weight. You know they're attractive.

Okay, that works. Credit score and weight I think is a good one. That's fair. Like, nothing crazy, but you, that works credit scoring weight. I think is a good one. That's fair Yeah, like nothing crazy, but like, you know how gender yeah, it's too much What does this mean to you And knock on wood. What does that mean in the context of what we've just been talking about? like it would be like if you said something that was I think wasn't gonna happen and then you're like knock on wood. I I wanna jinx it. No, no, no, just this sound.

Glory hole's all full. No, no, when you're in a glory hole, you go like this to let the person know I'm about to bust. Oh, interesting. You knock on the wall. Really? And just lets them know, here it comes. Couldn't you just say?

That kind of ruins the mystique. The whole idea I believe is that there's this... No problem boss. Anonymity. You got it man. I'm open. I'm open. I'm ready when you are. Hold on, let me get my boy in here. My catcher. I've been ready.

Yeah, the whole point of the glory hole is that it is the anonymous element of it that provides the allure, right? I suppose, I've never. You're not looking, let's put it this way. Nobody's looking through the glory hole first. I think they are. No, they're not, dude.

You just go dick to mouth. But who's doing mouth and why? What's the, you're just sitting there waiting for a dick to come through? That's my issue. I want in your bar for there to be someone relatively attractive on the other side. Realistically, that probably won't happen at my bar

because my bar's really just for people who have to shit a lot. Well. That's kind of the whole idea behind my bar is it's a safe place to shit. Two birds, one stone. You think that glory holes, like do you think people have parallel thinking

and glory holes popped up like all over the place whenever bathroom stalls were invented or do you think it was one people heard about it and they're like, you got to fucking hear this. You got to hear about this incredible idea they're doing down in West Virginia. Probably something like that. Right. I feel like the glory hole probably wasn't invented until like stonewall riots. Yeah. At least like the 1950s, if I had to guess.

When like... Because back then it was like, why would you need a glory hole? In like the 1800s? I think they just raped. That's not where I thought you were going with that. I thought you were gonna say like, outhouses just had such crumbly walls anyway that like you could stick your dick through the gap between the stones but you went rape.

I think that's I mean realistically. Well it's gay. I don't think people were coming up with like creative ways to have sex. I think as long as sex has existed I think as long as sex has existed people have been creative about it. Yeah you knew you were in a bad glory hole situation when you're going to the bathroom and the door was kicked in Well, there's just claw marks on the back of this stall I think that like in the when I when I went through Pompeii, it's like fully preserved and like most of the town's economy was

like fully preserved and like most of the town's economy was like brothels and stuff like that. Yeah. And there were penis shaped arrows going towards the brothels in the town. And when you go to the brothel there's like menus of all the positions. Like I don't think sexual enlightenment is like a product of like like repression in the 1950s. I think that people have been getting freaky with their mouths since mouths existed. What a wonderfully progressive take and much more circumspect and modern than Harry's bluntness. People were raping in the 1800s.

Abraham Lincoln was raping. Probably, yeah. Yeah. Most likely yeah. Yeah. Most likely. No, not Lincoln. But he was probably, I mean, from the new stuff you hear about Lincoln, and it sucks so bad that that, like just the rumor of Lincoln being gay,

in the back of my mind, I'm automatically always thinking that Lincoln was gay now. I'm thinking Lincoln was squatting at a glory hole. All six-six of him folded in half. You think he was, oh you think he was taken. I think he was sucking. I think he was keeping a bunch of dicks under that hat. Some bony cheeks. Yeah, what was under that hat? You are not clapping those cheeks. Oh no, he's too gaunt. That's probably why they were so... Sallow. Is that the word? Salo? Salo. What is Salo? Salo means like yellow and

wan in the skin. Wan. Wan is such a good word. I think it's like a sickly color. Oh, unhealthy yellow or pale brown. Wow. So what is it when your cheeks are sunken in? What am I thinking of? Gaunt. Gaunt, probably. Gaunt is what I was thinking of. I started watching this shit about the Karen Reed trial. Oh yeah.

Wait, what do you mean, the doc? That I started, it was just on in my house. The actual trial that's going on right now? No, no, the doc. Oh yeah. The doc. That is- Didn't I recommend that?

Yes, you guys talked about it for a while. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. that's why I'm bringing it up because you guys had talked about it she I've never seen someone who loves attention oh yeah that's one of the more like that's one of the reasons that it's hard to be like it she's innocent yeah she's like loving yeah like fucking like serving for the camera dude the way that she talks about how she was blackout drunk while driving, like so nonchalant, is so bizarre.

And then at the end of the trial, she's like, I need a drink. It's like, maybe don't, because I could tell you're dating that lawyer now and he's going to fucking die. Yeah. Her defense is like, she's like, I mean, I don't remember. I was fucking hammered. You're like, she's like, I was driving home. I was wasted. You're like, yeah, like, I was driving home. I was wasted.

And you're like, yeah, no, that's also, you're also gonna go to jail for that. Because she doesn't remember killing him and was like making calls as soon as, she's like, wait, did I fucking kill him? And they're like taking the fact that she made calls at 5 a.m. is this absolving. Did she, I don't think she made calls though, did she?

I thought it was the wife of the husband whose house. Oh, maybe, I don't fucking know. I think she was the one that was making she? I thought it was the wife of the husband whose house. Oh, maybe. I don't fucking know. I think she was the one that was making calls. I was only watching it with one eye. But I couldn't help but notice how much of a attention whore she is.

Yeah, 100%. I don't think this thing fits me very well. I think you look great, bro. I think pull that nipple back out, bro. I feel like you're missing your top half. I think this is about the most viewed episode ever because you have a loincloth made out of sandbags right now.

Didn't you see the cover of the costume bag? I'm wearing it the way that guy is. You honestly should be the model for this costume now. Too bright. I'm what they call a bright white. You look like Caesar Augustus right now. You would never be in that fit, realistically. Let me see what Caesar Augustus.

What was his name, the guy on the Knicks last year, the tall guy? Daniel Kartenstein? Yeah. And he said, it turned out that he was black. But in an interview, he said he was bright. Bright skinned. Bright skinned, is that what it means?

Yeah. People are light skinned, and he's bright skinned. I'm a bright skinned? Is that what you mean? Yes. People are light skinned and he's bright skinned. I'm a bright skinned white. Why? Bro, you do. You look exactly like Caesar Augustus right now. Let me see.

I see it. Less rusted than this particular statue. How much do you think that they were face tuning the statues? Like, do you think they were putting Instagram, do you think that they were face tuning the statues? Like, do you think they were putting Instagram, do you think that the sculptors were putting Instagram filters on the statues and making people way hotter? Or do you think that that was like a pretty accurate representation of Caesar Augustus's jawline? Probably pretty accurate. I mean, people were just so much healthier.

What? Just from like, they're just like moving around. They exercised a lot but I thought we established that people died at like 37 well, we got a grandparent age because they because there was no medicine But they still ate healthy. They were like, yeah Constantly well, you know, it was just perpetual state of war I mean you don't need January 1st to come around and be like, my New Year's resolution is I'm gonna hit the gym every day.

No, exactly. It's like, uh-oh, here come the Goths again. Yeah. The idea. The Gauls are raiding the gates. Gaul is at the door. I was listening to something the other day when they were talking about,

they were talking about that exercise itself is like a modern idea. Yeah, it's like, maybe, maybe, but they would, they would, they had the Olympic games, right? They had, they had the games and they had wrestling, but that was probably just fun for them. Throwing the discus. But I think it's like, who can throw something the farthest? But the idea of like getting up and being like, oh, I got to work out was never a thing. Cause they would do that naturally throughout the day.

But they would get in shape as soldiers, you know, they would be in shape for that They would march and they would train but I agree with you that like a lot of working out. I heard I Think it's just a product of people just sitting around all day and they're like I got a fucking do something My life is so easy that I'm getting fat. Well, the, the, the reasoning behind it is apparently in our, like in our DNA, when you are have nothing to do, your instant reaction is to sit down so that you don't burn calories. And yet yours is to go to the fridge and sippy cuckoo. Yeah.

What is sippy cuckoo? What was it again? Yeah, eating out of boredom. Oh, oh, coochie, coochie Sebastian or whatever. I'm sad you didn't pick it up when I tried. But no, that's what it, apparently that's what it is. Wait, say it again and people are, their default is sitting down?

Like apparently the reason that we're all so lazy and fat is because our ancestors, when they had nothing to do, they would just do nothing because they wanted to preserve energy and not burn calories so they didn't have a lot of food. And so? And so now everything is so easy, so your instant reaction is to always just be sitting.

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. I'm, I listened to this on, I can tell you guys where I heard it. I Believe it. I mean it is we're gonna have that we're gonna have some rewiring to do and like whatever Genetics are happening like whatever long-term seeds were trying to plant genetically is getting all fucked up right now But with how fast everything's changing. Mm-hmm. This was from Michael Easter up right now with how fast everything's changing. This was from Michael Easter? Like genetically people's heads are probably gonna wind up on the front of their body so they can look at their phone better. Right. Yeah this was this was the embracing discomfort course by Michael Easter on the waking up app. Is he the main narrator on that app?

I believe that was level, I believe that was lesson three, enter the wilderness. I gotta check out that app. Or it might've been lesson two, be a two percenter. Most people take the elevator, be someone who takes the stairs instead. I don't take the stairs because I've worked out. I tell myself I've earned the right to take the elevator.

I took the stairs all day today, everywhere. That is counterintuitive though, to like do a stair master for hours so you don't have to take one flight of stairs up. I only do the stair master in case there's another 9-12. You wanna be ready for 9-12. Well, it was like whatever, 78 floors.

Yeah. I'm flying. I'm back on the cardio game big time. I'm gonna go run after this. Yeah? Yeah, me and Ron's discussion about running. Put a little fire in you. Little fire, and then I was talking to Mooc

about exercising. Connor? Yeah, and we were saying, he was saying that he's building up to running. And I was like, yeah, I was like, me too. I was like, I don't think I even can run. And then I was like- He was like a building up to running And I was like, yeah, I was like me too I was like, I don't think I even can run and then I was like And then I was like, I think i'm being a little dramatic about this and then I just ran two miles and it was easy As far. Yeah, it's easy

Well, you just can do it at your own as fast. I just went slow. Yeah Go slow looks at a canter right now. Is that what you're trying to tell me? Yeah, he's not ready for a full gallop. He doesn't want to do it. He doesn't like the treadmill. The treadmill does suck. I love it. I know it's like easier and it's not as like beneficial. In some ways it's easier and in some ways I find it harder.

It's boring to me. It's boring as shit. It's just very, you're just, I mean... I watched the last dance while I was running. That was what I did. Got me through it easily. Nice. Took that shit personal. Oh, I watched Warfare. while I was running. That was what I did. Got me through it easily. Nice. Took that shit personal. Oh, I watched Warfare. Have you seen it? Yeah, saw it in theaters.

Did you see that? No. Oh man. What'd you think? Is it really good? Well, it's really interesting. I mean, it's unlike any movie I've ever seen. It's so specific to a very small moment in time,

but it goes through it, my guess in the most realistic way to replicate a war scene ever. That sounds awesome. Better than 1917 or what's that other one that came out? 19. Huh? All Quiet on the Western Front. Oh yeah.

Oh God, that was so dark. Well, those are pretty different movies. Yeah. But I felt like they were really realistic depictions of warfare. There's no real storyline to this movie. There's no, you don't know the characters. You don't know their backstories.

You don't know their interactions or their interpersonal relationships. You don't even really know what they're doing there. It doesn't seem like they do either. It's almost like a play. Imagine there's a play set in a subway car. That's kinda like what this is like. Except it's a rubble home.

Yeah. So it's gonna wind up as a play itself. You could easily see how this would have been adapted from a play. I hate a fucking movie that I'm like, oh oh this is a fucking play. Yeah. You would like the movie, the movie's sick. Fences, you ever see that fucking Denzel movie? Yeah but I went, I went. I was like this is a fucking play, I'm watching a play right now. I went to the play with Denzel Washington and it was unbelievable. Yeah because that's a play. It should have been only a play. Yeah, I want to play I don't want to see a movie

That's a play. I also saw it before they made it into a movie Which one was that that was with Philip Seymour Hoffman playing the priest that had? Violated the child but the mother who I played I think was Violet Davis Want was okay with it? Yeah, she was like he'll wind up as fucking Alexander the Great someday and Merrill Street played the Who was trying to sort of bring the story to light and everyone else was trying to keep it quiet Anyone else watch the last of us any of you guys in on the last of us? No, I was trying to find a line from fences where the lady where she's like

She's like, I've been standing with you the whole time. Yeah, he comes home. I love being in here. I've been riding with you the whole time. He brings home the new kid, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or no, I think he finds out that he's having a kid. Oh, he tells her?

Yeah. In the play, he shows up at the door of his house with a baby in his arms. He's like, I'm sorry if I don't remember. I don't remember, he might do that. I do remember when he tells her he has the child, he's sorry, Viola. He might do that. I don't remember. I don't remember. He might do that. I do remember when he tells her he has the child, he's straight to the point. He's not very, he doesn't really lay it on her too easily.

Nice. Sorry, we had a little technical issue there. That was not that we said something. We're getting sued for referencing fences. Viola Davis's people found out that we were using her line. Sass did such a good job that the AI that picks up when you use a film line in a podcast. Oh, it automatically flagged us.

We got automatically flagged because Sass did such a spot on Davis. Yeah, no. Did she win a? Hairball said that he would have preferred the cast if it had been all white. Did she win an Oscar for that? Led by Dennis Washburn. Didn't she win some sort win an Oscar for that? Led by Dennis Washburn.

Didn't she win some sort of an award for that? I think she probably did. No, I thought Denzel won, or maybe- Really, Denzel kind of just plays a dick. He's just a prick in that movie. He was nominated for it, I think. But it was never gonna win. That was a heavy Oscar year, I think. Incredible year.

Yeah, that movie was stork shit. That was Spotlight in Moonland or whatever. Moonlight. That movie's that old. No, Moonlight and La La Land. Spotlight and Moonland. Turned it into a dad fast. It did have, Spotlight is Airball's favorite movie. Yeah. Spotlight was great.

Alright. Alright, well. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to everyone who came and saw the shows in Philly They were a blast. Who'd you have there with you? Oh I had a great me, Mook, Aiden McCluskey and Sean Gardini. Sean? Yeah, great lineup. Connor? Yeah, it was very fun. Aiden? Yeah, it was a blast. Sick. Alright and get out to see Sass at? Oh, I got nothing coming up right now. I got Dallas this weekend, and then I have Chicago

in first weekend of June. And the downtown shows are already sold out. So there's only Rosemont left. Come out, see you there. Sweet. Close was over, still, still underground. So I looked older, till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting

For was I So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way. I was only falling one way. Fetish drew your eye.

Did you realize? No one could take me alive I was only falling one way See it just a distant light Feel it fast forever bright Call it just a distant light Faint fast forever bright Call it just a memory Take my hand and you can see I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm fine.