Son of a Boy Dad - Hollywood Smokes | Son of a Boy Dad #123

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Yeah, we're here in the studio. Tommy, thanks for joining us. Yeah, of course. We have reoccurring guests.

Yeah, glad you could fucking... Glad the workday doesn't start till 6 p.m. for you.. Yeah, of course. We have reoccurring guests. Yeah, glad you could fucking... Glad the workday doesn't start until 6 p.m. for you. I mean, I was traveling. I don't know what people wanted me to do. Where were you traveling from? They wanted me to fly the plane. I was traveling from Nashville. What were you doing in Nashville?

Today's Wednesday. Yeah, bro. I was up there for Friday. I was in Nashville, too. I was in Nashville for the same thing. I was there for the Nashville bar opening. When did you leave for that? Left Friday.

I was there for that Friday, Saturday. Then a NASCAR race Sunday, and then the Bustin' with the Boys Beer Olympics on Tuesday. Because you are like the NASCAR guy, and you also are heavily associated with Bustin' with the Boys. I'm a triple threat. What did you do on Monday? Monday, I went for breakfast, then I went to a hotel. I made a few TikToks in my hotel, worked on on my NASCAR vlog. Little day in the life. Here was my first NASCAR race. It's profitable.

What'd you do Monday? What did I do Monday? Let me think. How many episodes of Son of a Boy Dad? What did we do on Monday? Yak, Son of a Boy Dad, Pat Bev, Anus. Was that, what's today? Wednesday?

What did we do Monday? Just use a yak and a boy dad. We did a classic yak. We did a classic yak. We did a classic yak. Did a classic boy dad. Sketch yak. Had Bev. Boy dad. Boy dad show. So yeah, I guess I've kind of just been

working really hard. I have been too. I've been working on the road. Spreading the brand. Yeah, totally. No, you've been a road warrior. I was talking to Caroline who's in your show. Please end this. And she said that she hasn't seen you in quite some time. Yeah, it has been, it's been a busy June, but that is the tough balance of like, it's good to be here and to work on my own things.

But also I don't want to turn down opportunities. I feel like that's not a good way to get ahead in the companies to be like, but also I don't want to turn down opportunities. I feel like that's not a good way to get ahead in the companies to be like, no, I can't go to this. Sorry. Um, so to go to big sponsored events, I feel like I should say yes to, I was at the dozen. I was a special guest and chicks in the office, live show bar, still outdoors, key West this week. You're just going on a little vacation tour. I'm spreading the brand. What brand? My face.

The first half of the year has just been spreading my face around the country. You're not doing jack shit. What am I supposed to say? Oh, no, sorry. I'm telling you this as I'm concerned. They hired some new consultant and they're chopping people left and right. And I don't want to see you go. You're going to lose your job to a facial.

It's going to be terrible. Did you hear we're having facials in the office today? Well, they're over. You didn't get to get one. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that. Yeah, no, but I'm saying that, like, they're spending money in other places than in humans right now. So I think that you're kind of fucking up.

What should I be saying? No, I can't go. Yeah, I'm in my era of no right now. Rowan got invited to go to fucking... Beer Olympics. Beer Olympics, but he said, no, I got to record Pat Bev. All right. Well, I have to spread the brand.

Rowan's brand is more spread. He's more notary. I have to spread my face. All right. Whatever you say. Now I'm hopping on Boy Dad. Give us some piping hot tea. What went down at the Nashville bar this weekend?

Start at the bar. Start at the fucking and sucking. What was the drug and pussy situation? No drugs at the bar. But someone was dragging pussy, though. Well, the bathroom, I guess, doesn't count as the bar. Well, no drugs anywhere at the bar. There were no drugs anywhere at the Barstool bar in Nashville.

That's not what you told me. No, there were. Let's make that clear. Let's make that very clear for the record. You were telling me that you were snorting fucking lines. I really don't think we can say. I don't think we can say. Off the blackjack table at the Penn Casino.

Yeah. That was a good time. You were in the high rollers room. You were high and rolling. It's totally inaccurate. I was just having fun responsibly um you know me and ron were chopping it up steven trade was an animal an absolute animal yeah uncaged never seen him like that yeah he was honestly he made out with a co-worker i won't say who i won't say who i won't say who either I won't say who. I won't say who either.

So, bar still bar success. Yeah, great time. It hurts good. Is it better than the Philly one? Rank your favorites. What's your least favorite? Yeah, you're going to have to do a lot of ranking since you were so late today. I think it's the only one I've been to.

So, rank them with that knowledge. Rank all four of them. Nashville won. I can't give an honest assessment of the other ones. I hear Philly is great. I go Philly, Nashville, Phoenix, Chicago. That's my ranking. See, I didn't have to be a pussy.

I literally have only been to one bar. That's not being a pussy. I just need you to... We need you to be on a limb, and we need you to give us sound bites this episode. The Phoenix one is huge. Beautiful. Beautiful.

The one in Nashville, second biggest bar in all of Nashville, I think, right? Yeah, third biggest. Third biggest. One of those honky-tonks. I don't even want to give them the attention. Probably some shithole. One of Alex Bennett's favorites. Yeah.

Some shithole honky-tonk. Yeah, sad times. And then you were also at the Beer Olympics, which I just need to know everything from it because I had a very complicated internal relationship with watching all the videos from it. I was at both times jealous and disgusted. Did you feel anger at any point? Because I was watching it last night when I was – part of it was because I was mad because my Taco Bell was taking so long to get to my apartment, but I was watching it, like, got weirdly annoyed at one point. About what?

What? Why did you get annoyed? I don't know. Maybe it was some jealousy, some rage. Some jealousy, some like, damn, these dudes would have definitely beat the fuck out of me in high school. That was the vibe. As the drink started flowing, I started to fear for my safety a little bit throughout the day. But I really, I played it strategically the first half of the day.

I really was buttering everyone up, the athletes, the media, and just making friends, making friends. Like, oh, I'm just little Tommy. I'm just little Tommy. I'm little Tommy. Give us goats and woes of Beer Olympics. Honestly, everyone was go to George. Stop this. Stop. Stop this fucking middle speak.

You have to. George Kittle's goaded. Well, George Kittle's the goat, but who's woated? I guess we'll start with woated. So we know who the goats are. So you're going to be mad, but I actually don't know the names, but there were like friends of like comedians there. There was a lot of people there who were, they were like oh let me be the loudest

in the room and that will make me the funniest that's what was making me angry about nobody has looked at me for for 15 seconds let me let me yell a little bit and get some attention on me that was a big big uh do you think they're going to invite you back after these cruel mean things that you're saying there was nobody in the competition i don't't think. It was just that there were a bunch of other people. Friends of comedians. There was only two comedians there. It wasn't Shane or Bert. I don't remember names.

I actually don't even know who they were friends of, but there was a big crowd there of people. Yeah, there were a lot of people like, let me just be loud. This is my, the Bussing with the Beers

Beer Olympics is my time to shine. So were you on a team? No. So you were just there. Well, i was running the confessional corner um which is something they asked me they said well they said we need you well and taylor said smokes we need you and it's like a reality tv style setup where i was interviewing people throughout the day getting so is this gonna come out yeah i don't know when some guy dm me he was like you made such a stupid decision not live streaming this, as if that was my executive call.

It was good that it was not live streamed, I would say. Why? It just took a while. Did anyone besides DeForest Buckner say the N-word? No, not that I'm aware of. I don't even think he said it. Wow. It's dumb.

It's dumb that nobody said it. No, that he didn't. Yeah, that was a perfect time for him to say it. Yeah. Nashville has like a little bit of like some of the guys in Nashville are like L.A. guys. Oh, yeah. Some L.A. guys are kind of like repositioning to Nashville. Same kind of like pants, shoes, facial hair combinations that you see in Los Angeles.

And it's like the kind of sleazy connector type of guy. Yeah, I feel I was getting about it's a big like social social connection city where it's who do you know here? How can I skip the line at this bar? I mean, Glennie Ball's got us got it. He was he's the mayor of Nashville. Yeah, he was going to move there. What's the what is, the housing situation like? Because I've always wondered, like, I've only ever

stayed in Broadway or near Broadway. Or, like, in the, in downtown Nashville. I've never been, like, are the houses nice? Like, do they have, like, big yards? I mean, Taylor Juan's house was insane. But what is that? The most expensive house in all of Tennessee? No, there's lots of rich people down there. Really? All these country singers. Morgan Wallen? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I think, I think the suburbs are filled with mansions, athletes, country singers. Damn. And just rich people around there. Morgan Wallen, though. Yeah, probably now. Maybe not forever. But who paid?

So how did it work with your hotel? Who paid for your hotel for your two-night extension, three-night extension? Two-night extension. Bustin' with the boys. Will was like, put it on my tab. On their show tab? The Bustin' with the boys tab.

So you just walked in and said, this is on the Bustin' with the boys tab? He said, text Caitlin Walker and tell her that you could put it on the Bustin' with the boys tab and text me if she thinks I'm lying. Damn. Damn. I said the same thing about Gilly and Wallow and their tab. And Caitlin Walker told me to kick rocks. They have a tab? Not a tab, like a budget.

They have a half million dollar budget. Really? They have a half million dollar budget. What is our budget? It's not half a million dollars a month. We have a budget? Not really. Are we using it or are you using it?

That's what's paying to South Africa, the South Africa trip. This is just like the game time fiasco. No, no, no, brother. I'm in the same boat as you. We've been getting game time tickets for six months and they're all gone. I haven't used all of them. I haven't used the game time since football season. Because we haven't had them.

No, we get the short end of the stick. We're getting dicks so Tommy can fucking gallivant around the world. I'm paying salaries with this travel. You're fucking... You did no work on Monday. Monday I did my most work of the trip. You did no work on Friday. You did no work on Monday and you did no work on Tuesday.

I was... People were flying down to Nashville to go to the Barstool Bar and meet me. I was fucking funding the whole bar. That's not true. You guys have a monthly budget next month because my little nashville excursion name all the uh famous people that were at the beer olympics go through all of them and go from yeah go from uh i mean everybody was go from who was your favorite to least favorite everybody that was famous was kind of on a team so say them all george kittle taforis buckner

shane gillis burt kreischer uh i've heard that pronounced kreischer kreischer kreisler david kreischer david bakari big fan of his back diari back to bak diari david bak diari uh he uh he was very nice to me but David Bakhtiari he was very nice to me but almost in an insulting way, he was like I'm a big fan of your stuff, I love rooting for like the under the radar guys who don't get all the shine, like who like nobody really knows about, like the underdogs, the

sleepers, I was like okay that's nice but you know, maybe you know no, you should actually cherish that status because you're at the tipping point where you're getting into a different status and you called for the tipping point where you're getting into a different status. You called for the downfall of smokes. No, someone else did, and I agreed.

Nick, I think, said I was going to die in a car accident. Nick said, yeah, you're a little bit much. It's a little bit much. It's a little bit over the top. I don't think I've been a little bit much. A little bit too much, Tommy. Tommy, let's talk Fourth of July plans. What are you doing?

Get back out to Nashville. I got to meet up with the guys. Kittle. Cry sure. Yeah, Kittle invited me down to something in July, but I'm going to be in Montauk. Overtime Megan. With DP. Is that her name? Overtime Megan? She was at the Barstool Bar. Is that her name now?

I mean, it's not her legal name. No, but Megan was her name. Yes, that's her name. Okay. I'm just going to be on Long Island All week With the parents Oh I thought you were gonna say With Overtime Megan No just with my parents

Yeah you're gonna fly her out There's rumors She's a friend I understand So with your parents That'll be cool Is it It'll be our first time meeting them

Yeah Overtime Tommy What would your nickname be?. Overtime Tommy. What would your nickname be? Like, overtime's taken. Like, I don't know. Shootout Tommy. Penalty shot Tommy.

X-raining Tommy. Yeah, X-rainings Tommy. ETT. Or, no, EIT. Nah, that doesn't work. Yeah, that doesn't work at all. That doesn't work. What's another form of overtime? I like shootout Tommy.

SOT. Maybe like regulation time Tommy. That doesn't work. What's another form of overtime? I like shootout, Tommy. S-O-T. Maybe like regulation time, Tommy. Sixth inning, Tommy. First quarter, Tommy. Rain delay, Tommy. You're a first quarter guy. You're like, you kind of start things off first period, Tommy. First period, Tommy.

Yeah, because that kind of suggests that you bleed from your vagina. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to go with a different route. Yeah. No. No, no, no. I going to go with a different route. Yeah. No. No, no, no. I wouldn't go with a different route. Any more hot tea?

I feel like you're keeping all the tea to yourself. It really is. There was not that much tea. How come you didn't take your shirt off or get in the pool? I didn't bring a bathing suit. Glennie was in the pool. He brought a bathing suit, and he loves the pool. Yeah, he does.

Yeah, I was, I mean, I was busy. I didn't have time to take, to just to go in the pool. I had to be watching the action, make sure I knew what to ask in all these interviews. Did you drink? I did not drink for the first half of the day at all because I was very hungover. And then I sipped on some twisted teas at the end of the night. What did Bert Kreischer and you talk about? Uh, we, we did not have much of a, much of an interaction.

Well, in the, in the interaction you had, what'd you guys talk about? It was just about, it was just the confession. Uh, Shane introduced me to him. He said, Oh, this is Tommy. He's very, very cool. Very funny. Works at Barstool. And I said, I don't know about cool, but I'll take funny.

And, uh, and then that is a cool thing to say yeah that's humble as hell yeah that's me humble tommy he has his own world tour for the month and he's still the same fucking dude that's what people love about this fucking guy so you know do you think you're gonna like really ramp it up these next couple weeks since you've kind of been just coasting yeah yeah so listen the first half of the year was all about spreading the fucking face getting as we get it get reaching new areas in the second half of the year was all about spreading the fucking face. Getting as we get it, get reaching new areas in the second half, just grinding. Spread that tight fucking face. Once we have this new office, it's forget about it.

I mean, a lot of people are saying we're going to be the new big three. There's six of us that are sitting over in that corner. And we're three of the six. Who else is sitting with us? I think Francis is going to be there. And I forget who the other two are. I think Caroline and Owen. Owen?

Let's go. Finally a desk. Three years. I could be wrong. No, they'll probably be like, no, this is actually someone else's. They'll find a way to fuck you. Coaching Megan. Yeah, should we hire her?

I feel like she does. I think she probably does very well over there. I don't know. What does she do? What is her job? Yeah, just like... Oh, whoa, okay. Yeah, like the brand.

You thought that Overtime was her nickname. I don't know. It's a company. It's like Barstool Jack. Barstool Tommy. Okay. Overtime Megan. Now you understand.

Yeah, now I get it. Overtime. OTM. Bam, man. That reminds me of my fucking childhood. Same, brother. Who's the alpha of this room? No.

Of Beer Olympics. Oh, Beer Olympics. Who is the alpha of the room was the olympics who is the alpha um was the question lejuan or uh the the uh the mma fighter oh michael chandler we uh i forgot to mention it he was awesome he's great yeah we had like a half hour little one-on-one yeah trying to get a hot dog together you know you know mc yeah we met him way before you met him cool i mean he likes me more about no it came on our show we actually gassed him to a fucking yeah for me it's like not about content with him like it was just more just like friendship than content type shit what'd you guys talk about uh just you

know nat the nat living in tennessee uh state taxes you definitely just hung out with dana and glennie the no i really hung out with them very every time i saw you in the background of one of the boys i was with the Boys TikToks... I told Dana, I'm your Frankie today, bro. You hit a beer pong shot, I fucking got it. I'm on cam for you, brother. You say jump, I say how high. So did you get the shot of Glennie hitting that last shot that he hit?

Yeah, that and Dana. I was recording their matches. Just whatever is asked of me, I do. Not too humble to get behind the camera, you know? I would say I'd talk to them. If you've probably asked them, I didn't talk to them that much. I was switching it up. Kittle, Defoe.

That's Buckner. Gilly, Shane Gillis. So of the six things that you did over the last two and a half weeks, of the six activities that you had, you have to rank these six activities i'm just simply not gonna do that why why it's why are you giving us why are you giving such a bad performance on our podcast i'm not though you're highly did you sign an nda i mean they were all so much fun in their own right yeah well one of them had to have

sucked no one of them went to and you're like this was not as fun as I expected it to be. I genuinely can't say that. Barstool Bar, NASCAR, Beer Olympics. No, neither. I've loved them all. I've loved every second. I'm just happy to be living life. Chicks in the Office.

Chicks in the Office was great. I feel like it probably felt like the most VIP there. Yeah, you're putting everything off. You didn't give us any piping hot tea, which is the only reason we had you on. We said Stephen Che made out with an employee. I said that. I'm the only person give us any piping hot tea, which is the only reason we had you on. We said Stephen Chay made out with an employee. I said that. I'm the only person that gave any good ass tea.

I said Stephen Chay was acting a fool. You don't, you used to even make up good stories, dude. You can't even fantasize anymore because your reality has so far surpassed

anything that you could imagine. Bro, I've changed, brother. That's a fact. I'm not, I don't want to be a pot stirrer anymore. I don't want people to not, I just want to.

You don't want people to not like you. That's what it comes down to. Yeah, that's exactly what it comes down to. I'm terrified that you're going to hurt somebody's feelings. I'm going to call you a pot stirrer anymore. I don't want people to not like you. That's what it comes down to. Yeah, that's exactly what it comes down to. I want George Kittle's feelings. George Kittle didn't do anything that I need to dish on. Get on down to Nashville. We miss your ass.

Get out to San Fran. He did invite me to his Kittle Fest. What the hell is Kittle Fest? You wouldn't know, brother. Exactly. That's why we want you to tell us. What is Kittle Fest? He said it's actually bro. Exactly. That's why we want you to tell us. What is Kittle Fest? He said it's actually the big party he throws in his backyard.

That's so awesome. Yeah. I want to say maybe in a few days, a few years, you'll get the invite, little bro. Keep doing that. I'm going to have to DM Kittle tonight. What's up, yo? It's Sass from Matt and Shane's podcast. Send him links to my episode.

Yeah, listen here. I'm wondering if I could come on down. I'm going to be in the neighborhood for Kittle Fest. By the way, what neighborhood? What neighborhood do you live in? Do all those people live in Nashville? Kittle does. I don't know.

Taylor and Will obviously do. I think a lot of other people just flew in. Well, I don't know. Taylor obviously do. I think a lot of other people just flew in at the, uh, like, well, I was there already at the super bowl in Los Angeles a couple of years ago. Um, we went out to, uh, we got, we got, uh, drinks afterwards with, uh, Mark Titus before he worked here and, uh, and George Kittle was there and he kind of gave me like a tummy rub and he like reached inside my, my pouch and and I had a, I had underwear in there. I had a fresh pair of underwear and he started making fun of me. Jeff Lowe had given me the underwear earlier in the day as a gift. And, uh, George Kittle caught me with the underwear. I just want to kind of name drop a George Kittle

story on you just to kind of prove that I knew him before you. Yeah. I mean, maybe I'll see you at Kittle Fest if you, if you get the invite., actually, I'd love to go to Kittlefest too. Yeah, we'll see. Did you get invited? Yes, I got invited, but I'm going to be in Montauk that weekend with TP. Oh, on the 14th? Goddamn. Tommy, you're a high roller.

You're actually a high roller. Speaking of underwear, here's some juicy gossip. I've been wearing the same underwear for two straight days. That's disgusting. That's how you get a yeast infection. Some piping hot tea. How is your yeast level? Took a shower last night. How was your yeast level? Took a shower last night.

Had to put on the same underwear. I only packed for four days. You didn't even bring... I just go buy underwear. I brought six pairs of underwear. I overpacked, but... So how did you use the six pairs? In four nights.

I like to take shawies. I like to take a lot of shawies. So you had multiple pairs of underwear that were probably way cleaner than the ones that you're wearing right now. I mean, they were all were used and I felt like, so here was the thought process that went through my head before I went to bed last night. I was like, all right, I've had these on all day at the beer Olympics. I was like, I could not shower and just keep the underwear on through tomorrow. I was like, or I could shower and put the underwear back on being. I feel like being cleaner is still shower.

shower and put the underwear back on being i feel like being cleaner is still shower i know it's weird to put on dirty underwear after you shower but still the way to get cleaners to shower than to not don't you think that the cleanest underwear would have been from the longest time ago though no i think that would have coagulated the most the most odor i think that and i think the other way i think that the odor would have been still wet and like fresh on the most recently worn pair whereas the other ones maybe would have you guys can get a sniff if you want waft it towards me ew no waft it towards us smells like overtime megan that's not even joke bro she's a friend love her long met up soon to be a lover met livy don too raised her up no way did you really yeah i mean it's whatever it's like not a big deal and shit

damn it's really popping like that in nashville yeah i met her at the nascar race she was like oh smokes huge fucking fan um i said what's up ld and uh yeah raised her up a little bit yeah i told uh sassy the other day about the uh the girl who came up to you and was like I don't care or know who you are or what you do but who are you and what do you do that girl was brutal she just kept like saying like why do people keep asking you for a picture and I was like i i never that's always a weird question i don't know i work at this social media company she's like okay and then she's kept going but i just don't get it like i just don't get it can you explain it again i hated her

i'm famous but i feel like i did kind of say that and i tried to be like he he's cute, isn't he? And she was like, and she like, she like, negged you. And to be honest, she was gross. I'm confident she won't listen to this. She was disgusting. She was disgusting. Like, compared to like... Honestly, not even a nice girl. No, not, she was gross. Bad personality. And that's what made her gross.

Yeah. Plus her disgusting looks. Right. What movie character would you describe her to or compare her to? Movie character? All time. I don't know if that's a unique situation. No, it's not. She did not.

Do you have an answer in your head? I have a bunch of them. Do you have an answer in your head? I have a bunch of them. I'm just trying to think of maybe a little bit obese, bad, just annoying character from any show. I like Melissa McCarthy, so I'm not going to go there.

I'd say Ursula from The Little Mermaid. I was going to say maybe identity thief Melissa McCarthy before she has her redemption arc. When she's just stealing IDs and she's just unlikable. No one saw that. This fucking bitch.

No one saw that movie. Everybody saw it. Everybody in this show of hands who saw Identity Thief in this room. What? Yeah, it's a great fucking movie. It's actually not. I thought it was really good when I watched it and then I rewatched it like two weeks ago and I turned it off. It's classic, babe.

It's the perfect movie. No, it great no it's classic movies that's my uh my favorite my favorite movie genre is just a slightly above average comedy it wasn't great there's way better 6.7 on imdb is that sweet spot i don't think maybe a 45 on metascore i'm pretty sure it's like a 6.1 i get that i bet it i it. I bet it. I'm going to go 5.4. Oh, I will. I'll bet a thousand, $10 million that it's,

it's higher than that. I'm, I look at it often. I bet it's a 6.1 might even be a 6.6 or a 6.3. It's one of those numbers. I will bet $10 million that it's below 6.6. That I'm not willing to, I'm not willing to make that bet.

I'm willing to bet that it's $10 million. Well, good thing neither of us have $10 million. Let's see. Identity thief. 5.7. Higher than 5.4. Way closer than you. Let me just say that's dropped. It must not be aging well.

Boost those numbers, guys. You said 6.7. That's like good movies have 6.7s. Let's see. The change-up is a 6.3. That might be what I'm thinking. How would you be thinking of the changeup? It's a classic JB. Explain your thinking behind

the idea or premise that a 6.7 is the ideal movie ranking for comedy. I get that for Chinese food, you want a 4.0 out of 5 because it's not too popular or foo-foo, but it's good enough that it's been rated by a lot of people that it doesn't have like a shitty rating, whatever that like theory is. But I don't get that for comedies.

You want the comedy to be as good as possible. Well, no. I mean there are the exceptions or like off the top of my head, I don't know, but I'm sure the hangover super bad are very high and those are classics and deserving of it. I think a lot of the comedies that are higher are probably barely comedies. They're like probably these artsy flicks that are like comedies and name only, probably not that funny. I like a good big budget box office borderline flop that just has like one big star in it. And it's just a simple ass movie. It's like here's here's things going well,

here's a little bit of a conflict, and then here are things getting solved. And there's some decent laughs along the way, but you're never like uncomfortable or scared watching the movie or anything. You don't have to think a lot during the movie. I don't, like, I just want, again, Identity Thief is true.

It's perfect. Office Christmas Party is perfect. Office Christmas's perfect. Office Christmas party is perfect. Office Christmas party blows. Office Christmas party is excellent. That movie is terrible. What's the breakup? Nothing happens in the movie. The breakup, just like, like a lot of rom-coms.

I just watched, I just watched all of these. I went through a bateman phase. Office Christmas party is worse than identity thief. Oh my God. You're fucking silly. By a lot. You're a're fucking silly. By a lot. You're a silly fucking dude. By a lot.

That movie is, dude, nothing happens. It's exactly, but it's just a fun time. Oh, Game Night? Tell me, if you tell me you don't like Game Night, I'll punch you in the face. Game Night's amazing. Tell him you don't like it. I just want to see if he'll punch you. Game Night, I think, is in the settings.

Say it. Say you don't like it, says. I think that, I don't like Game Night. He can't even lie. I've never seen it. 6.9. 6.9. Oh my God. I think that a lot of the, I can't even lie i've never seen it 6.9 oh my god i think that a lot of the i think that's a perfect that's a perfect example it's like it's

not foofy enough to to be in the 70s i don't know i don't know because they're not like if you like really feel like the dialogue's not that strong and the cinematography is not great like that's why they're not rated high yeah Yeah, exactly. And I'm saying I don't look for movies for good cinematography. I know, but I'm saying you at least need good dialogue in a comedy. The dialogue is fine. The sweet spot for a comedy, you're wrong. I would say the sweet spot for a comedy

is probably like 6. Oh, so you're going even lower than that? Yes. Because there's not a lot of comedy movies that are above a 6.7 or even at a 6.7. I bet like Step Brothers is like 6.3. No, no way. I bet that are above a 6.7 or even at a 6.7. I bet like Step Brothers is like 6.3. No, no way. I bet that's like a 6.8. I bet it's like an 8.3.

No, no, you're silly. Dude, nothing is an 8.3. That's the dumbest thing anyone's said. I don't think there's any comedy in the world that's an 8.3. What are we looking at? 6.9. Did I nail that exact? No.

I guess that's 6.8. I bet Superbad's an 8. I bet Superbad's an 8. I bet Superbad's an even 8. IMDB. I thought we were talking Ron to Nate. Hangover's a 7-7. What's Superbad? Superbad is...

What scoring system do you guys want to use? IMDB. 7-6. IMDB. Superbad's 7-6? Yeah. Not an 8? It's a damn shame.

Not foofy enough. 7-6 is pretty high. What was the hangover seven seven oh the highest comedy on the mdv is eight five what is it airplane times charlie chappell yeah thank you yeah that fucking silent ass film is an 8.5 what are all these on like uh what are all these on rotten tomatoes what's uh for example what's one you want to look up on rotten tomatoes just so we can compare the scores what do you want to look up on Rotten Tomatoes? Just so we can compare the scores. What do you think would be a good baseline of the ones you've said already? I think Game Night. 40%. What?

Rotten Tomatoes. What is? Game Night. How did you just know that off the top of your head? Yeah, that's low. But is that critic score or audience score? That's critic score. Oh, well, let's go by audience score. Game Night's even better. as critics. Let's go by audience score.

What were you looking at? Google. I don't look at critics score on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't need a bunch of liberals from Hollywood telling me what's funny. Yeah, that's a fact. You want the both good score. What? Yeah, you want both to be good well honestly i'd almost prefer high audience score low critic score just one for the people not the elites was it what was that i bet francis ha probably has a ridiculously

high score what does francis ha some black and white movie never seen it i don't know it no way it's good there's no reason to make a movie in fucking black and white in 2023 just get over yourself do you think that uh if you look up something that has a high critic and high audience score on i am or on uh rotten tomatoes you would just go see it blindly and if so you think you would like it no i would not go see anything but there's a lot of people out there who are like oh i don't like to watch a trailer before I go see a movie. That's crazy to me. I like to know.

I watch the first 30 seconds, then I turn it off because then it gives away too much. I like to know almost exactly what I should be expecting. I like a little outline of the movie in my head before I go into it. I want the spark notes beforehand. I just watched Red Eye. Have you guys ever seen Red Eye? No.

Thriller? No. I just watched that and i solved the mystery in it or i solved the whole movie probably five minutes in because i saw something in the trailer yeah that's the worst so i knew everything that was going to happen and i was completely right but don't you like to go to the end of movies anyway and look up what actually is about to happen no you don't do that no oh you pause movies because you get scared yes no i don't not because i get scared i pause them when there's too much tension and i have to sometimes if i'm

on like netflix or something i scroll ahead just to give a little get a little glimpse my mom likes to look up the movie like while we're watching them it will be like 45 minutes and she's on the wikipedia page for the movie i'm like i don't think you should do that i think that's going to give away too much and she's like she's like for the movie. I'm like, I don't think you should do that. I think that's going to give away too much. And she's like, I just want to know what's going to happen. Sometimes for horror movies, I will look up when there's pop-outs. That's a, you should get the app. Um, pee time doesn't really have anything to do with that, but it tells you the best times to pee during a movie. Did you wind up having a, I'll see you on Southwest today? I did pretty easily. And they flew you back in Southwest?

I was supposed to fly back at 6am and it got cancelled. I would have had a full ass work day. Why are so many flights getting cancelled? Sleepy Joe. Sleep at the wheel. Vaccine? 5G? I'm not getting something. I saw a headline that was like the flights are delayed because of 5G.

I didn't read it. But that's my extent of knowledge. One of my buddies was in South Carolina yesterday and he was coming back to New York and he had to get on a train because the five flights got cancelled. The weather's been fucked. Has it been that fucked? It's been thunderstorming.

It almost happened to us. Dude, we almost missed our flight on the way out of here because we went through, started boarding the plane they're like everybody aground everybody turned around there's a like flights are there's like what's it called like when flights are grounded from the city that they're you're about to fly to holding just get grounded yeah i guess all the flights were grounded they basically told us like it's going to be at least 45 minutes like go to the bar or whatever and then two minutes later they started boarding the flight again like they were just like weeding people out people definitely missed the flight because they

bailed they told them that that they weren't going to have to uh be on the flight but would you accept a uh like when they're like here's a thousand dollars and a hotel night to fly out tomorrow god no you probably would because you're on your bacchanal you're out in your world tour of uh world the world tour has ended you call kittle and you're like yeah Bacchanal. You're out on your world tour of the world. The world tour has ended. You call Kittle and you're like, yeah, you'll never fucking guess what you ain't going to believe. You're never going to guess

who's in Nashville. Kitty, fire up the private jet. Yeah. I'm coming out to San Fran. Where does he live in the offseason? Where's he from? Huh?

Nashville. He does from Iowa. But he lives in Nashvilleashville yeah i was a little surprised by that too and he plays for the 49ers yeah what the hell that shit doesn't make sense i remember he came on varstool radio like five years ago and my one question to him was how he breaks up his living situation because when i play madden i make myself the quarterback of a team i like to envision where i'd be living year round. And I'm always wondering like, if you're on a rookie contracts, I get undrafted. So it's like 500,000 a year. It's like, would I have enough money to

have an apartment where I'm living in an apartment in New York in the off season? You would want to live in New York in the off season? Yeah. I feel like New York's probably a pretty ideal off season spot because it's, it's some of the warmer weather. Maybe not February, March, but like... Yeah, that's true. That's what MC would say. Michael Chandler.

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there was none I guess it may be me Sypha Sounds? he's an MC who? don't worry about it Sypha Sounds? you don't know Sypha Sounds? no's an MC. Who? Don't worry about it. Syphus Sounds? You don't know Syphus Sounds? No, we haven't crossed paths yet. He's very famous in New York.

Maybe on the next world tour. Yeah, as a guy who knows and loves New York, you'd think that you would know him. Sorry. Tommy, are you staying in New York? Or are you going down to Miami? We must run in different circles. Are you going to LA?

I don't know. I mean, I'll if jr throws the bag at me gosh richards to uh to to work with him uh there were talks of it uh he's he's he's working on stuff out there working on content out there obviously we make fucking magic together so yeah maybe or i think he's doing a sketch show or something so a sketch show i think he said he is yeah rich yeah uh john josh richards yeah do you think he needs uh like a writer for it or you think he's got that i'm sure he's got some of that but i'm sure he's got ideas himself i mean i think the two of us would make a great movie together

a great buddy movie which would probably be about a 6.2 on imdb the perfect that would be like a three no seriously strong three you know it would be like a three. No, seriously. A strong three. No, it would be a crack five. I actually bet we could write that and get that made within six months. I've written somewhat of an outline. I do have an idea for it in my head. What is it?

It's basically like I'm playing maybe a fictionalized version of myself. I quit Barstool. I'm like, this just isn't enough. I want to be a dancer. And I move out to LA to be like a TikTok dancer. And Josh kind of shows me the ropes out there. We go to Saddle Ranch.

We go to different things. It legitimately sounds like the worst movie of all time. It would be fucking hilarious. It would be very good. You're going to make a movie about an aspiring. And you just lost yourself a role. So you're going to make a movie about and you just lost yourself a role so you're gonna make a movie about an aspiring tiktoker yeah but it's fun it's a parody to a degree you know what it's way too niche to be a parody now yes no he can't he can't be working at barstool your

character can't be working up he has to work at like you just made a movie about what you actually want to do in the next year i mean i don't want to it's gonna be a documentary it's gonna be a documentary but no well i mean if we i i just felt like that would make it the most uh realistic or like doable what would my character be why would my character link up with josh richards if i'm not working at barstool who else am i am i an accountant but doesn't he like murdered someone and you flee to la and you meet him and you fall in love and then he finds out that you murdered someone or like you're an undercover cop who's like working in Detroit and your cover gets blown because of a crack. I can never play a cop. No, undercover cop.

I don't think I can play an undercover cop. No, but undercover cops aren't supposed to look like cops. Oh, okay. Then I could do that. Yeah, and there's like a cigarette truck heist that has, there's like a big accident and your cover gets blown and you have to move out to Los Angeles but wind up chasing the same murderer that you were chasing while you lived in Detroit. Where does Josh Richards come into play? He's in Los Angeles.

Like he's just in the city? Yeah, you bump into him. It's a meet-cute. You guys reach for the same papaya at the grocery store. It's kind of just like he's a cameo. Oh, no, no, no. I'm picturing us both on the movie poster. No, I was just describing Barry. Sounded a little

bit like Barry. No. What's that? A Beverly Hills Cop. The Eddie Murphy movie? Never seen it. Really? Must be rated too high. Probably rated R. So you don't even watch anything that's above. I mean, I'll watch it I'm just we talked preference

we were simply talking preference that's interesting alright give us more tea we're kind of coasting right now because we've been like a long long

we've been doing a ton of shit no what was this from I've been non-stop 1, 2, 3, 4 this is our 6th or 7th podcast together in the last 24 hours?

Yeah. What do you have? Nine to five, yeah. Wow. Four sketches to shoot tomorrow. What are you doing tomorrow? I'm shooting something as well. What?

A sketch. And maybe if we could maybe go to the blind manor, perhaps? Oh, you can. Maybe you can. I think I might be recording with Pat Bev. I'm supposed to go on manner perhaps? Oh, you can. Maybe you can. I think I might be recording with Pat Bev. I was going to go on Colum's podcast right after this. Who? Colum. Terrell.

You know him from the stand-up comedy. I know him from Sass's Instagram stories and your comedy together. Give us more piping hot tea. Do you like Sass's shirt? I mean, are you wearing it as a bit?

No. It seems like more of a fall shirt to me. Fall? The leaves. What the hell are you talking about? That's a brown leaf. That's the autumn that's all that's those are autumnal leaves this is a summer shirt now the dark the blue is too dark

maybe if it was a light blue it'd be a summer shirt that is not a summer shirt this is 100 you wear that to a barbecue people are looking at you like you have 10 heads on they're thinking what did you think who the hell would wear this shirt in the fall? That's a September barbecue shirt. That's a below 70 degree weather shirt. The main blue is way too dark. What? Am I wrong? Yes.

I think you're correct. It's brown and dark blue. Yeah, just because you have a little pink in there, that does not make it a summer shirt. So if you wear short shorts, but they're black, it's actually a fall outfit? No. Shorts are inherently summer. T-shirts aren't. So are button-up Hawaiian shirts.

Yeah, that's barely a Hawaiian shirt to me. It's a fucking button-down. You're wearing a little button-down that you'd wear to a job if you were an accountant. You could not wear this as an accountant. You would lose your job. Maybe on casual Friday. Yeah. In the summer.

That's a Midwestern accountant's idea of like, I'm going crazy on this September Friday. So what is your summer shirt? I mean, I don't have a summer shirt. I mean, this is a summery shirt, I would say. Buddha Ben, high fashion eye people. Tommy has a little bit of a twisted idea of what his daytime shirts and nighttime shirts are. Yeah, we did go over this.

He thinks that there's certain shirts he can only wear in the daytime and certain shirts he can only wear at the nighttime, but they're the exact same criteria. It's like a regular t-shirt with a small logo on the front is only suitable for the daytime, but a regular t-shirt with a small logo on the front yeah is only suitable for the daytime but a regular t-shirt with a small logo on the front can only be worn at nighttime as well am i describing that right uh i mean i think you said it in a way that makes me sound dumb but i think there are i have shirts that i consider going out shirts and going to work shirts and then there's some that can be both and then there's lounge shirts what are your going out shirts it just black that no this this could be a going out shirt but it's also a daytime shirt i would have liked to say this for going out night but again the laundry situation um and but you couldn't lounge in that you're saying are you going out oh this is not a lounge shirt that looks exactly

like a lounge no i am not wasting lounge. I am not wasting this on a lounge. Oh, no, I'm not going out today. What happened on Monday that you got so hungover? We went out Monday night. We tore up the Ville. Yeah. Smash Ville. But he said he worked.

He had a ton of work on Monday. Yeah, during the day. And then you were so hungover that you couldn't do your job for the first half of the day. I did my day. I did my job. I battled through. You said you were throwing up in Taylor Lewis' bathroom. Yeah, I threw up in his bathroom quite a few times.

That didn't stop me from doing my job. That's the equivalent of throwing up in the office one morning. No, I strongly disagree with that. I don't. And it's a beer olympic. Like, your job is to be drinking beer. Yeah, exactly. You had no beers.

It was your job to throw up that day, basically. No, you had no beers. Not at the beginning of the day. I mean, to each their own. Who'd you go out with on Monday night? Chicago crew Glennie

Eddie Dante White Sox Dave Chief Tom Lay Barstool Bar? It was closed. So where'd you go?

Monday, Tuesday were closed. I'm not going to say. Yikes. I would have stayed inside. I would have just sat Shiva outside the Barstool Bar. I would have stayed inside. I would have just sat Shiva outside the barstool bar.

I would have lined up for Wednesday. No bar we went to was nearly as good as the barstool bar and I'm saying that genuinely. I'm surprised you actually went to another bar. I would have literally just gone to like a CVS and bought beer and brought it back to the hotel.

Because that's how much I care about this goddamn company. I mean, you have to scout out the competition and be like oh this is way worse we don't have to worry about this one what uh how was your did you stay at that same hotel the entire time what was it called uh the joseph now switched to uh double or hilton homewood suites or something oh is that the one with no windows on the back side um i mean i don't what does that mean no windows on the back side of the hotel one

side of the hotel has no windows it's like a fucking like uh drawing of i'll be honest with you now that i think about it i don't know if i had a window um but that's not something that matters to me when i went there we were on a rooftop bar and and mook was staying at the hilton he was like that's my hotel and we looked it, and there was not a single window. It's just a fucking slab of concrete. I'm very out on it. Natural light to me is very overrated. It's not something I care about when looking for an apartment or anything. No, it's something you definitely should care about.

I got fucking lamps. We moved past the need for natural light. So you get migraines. We moved past the need for natural light. Natural light is like the most important thing for your brain as soon as you wake up. Yeah, yeah. If I'm going to go outside, but inside,

I don't need natural light when I'm inside. Yes, you do. I know. I mean, all right, good. I have a sunroof now at my new apartment. You have a sunroof?

Yeah, the pit. We call it the pit. Who's we? Me and my roommates, the pit. Where do you live? What's your address? I'm not telling you. We live very close.

I walk by your apartment a lot. What street do you live on? I'm not telling you. I walk by your apartment a lot. I've never seen you on? I'm not telling you. I walk by your apartment a lot. I've never seen you and I'm there a lot. Well, I'm walking through in a disguise. I may as well just rent a hotel room. I could probably rent out my apartment because of how little I'm there.

I'm just constantly working. Tommy's walking through in drag, though. Walking through in drag. Were you one of those gay dudes outside my apartment on Pride? No, I wasn't there. I was on a NASCAR race. They were causing a fucking ruckus. What did NASCAR do for Pride?

It was called the Ally 400. I don't know if that's why. I don't know if that's why, but it was called the Ally 400. Did they make any acknowledgement or have any gays out to wave the flag on the first lap? No. Any rainbows? We i did see a shirt that said nascar and like a bunch of different uh colors and i was

like wow are they doing a pride merch but then i realized that it's just it's the nascar yeah nascar logo yeah those are the colors yeah I wonder if they're a little pissed about that. Yeah, that the gays have stolen it. They got hijacked. What do you think was first, NASCAR or gayness? NASCAR. Gayness is pretty new. Who did I hear was, I heard Socrates was gay.

Oh, Matt McCusker talked about that. Did he? Doesn't he have a bit about that? I don't know. I didn't hear that, but I heard Socrates had to kill himself because he was like, was with a gay dude. I don't know. He did something with a gay dude. I don't know.

Huh. The girl on Rogan was talking about it. The old lady on Rogan was talking about it. The Korean lady? No, no, no. The psychedelics lady. Oh, I didn't see that. You got to check that one out.

Boys got to bless yourself. What'd you listen to on the way back? Just music. What kind of tunes do you listen to these days? What's your favorite? I actually listen to a lot of Morgan Wallen on the way back. I've really become a country boy. Leave them Broadway girls alone.

Last night we let the liquor talk. Oh, thank you, Lord. It's so good. I've become a country boy. And I use Apple Pay pay now that's unrelated but just two things you've changed two things about me like country music and i use apple pay that's been two takeaways of the june oral tour yeah wait is that the one where you could just i i just started doing that it's it's incredibly convenient i don't know why i don't even use cards

ever yeah i i for a while i was like i'm not gonna use that and then i was like wow this is so much better than because you don't even have to click on Yeah, I for a while was like, I'm not going to use that. And then I was like, wow, this is so much better than using a card. Because you don't even have to click on anything. You just tip the... You double tap the side button. What cards are you guys rocking in there? Apple Cash. I only got my Citibank. I got my Rockland Trust and my Apple Cash.

500 in the Apple Cash. Oh, yeah. I got it all. Ron, what do you have? A million dollars in Apple Cash? Big time. Of course, my Plat I got it all. Ron, what do you have? A million dollars in Apple cash? Big time. Of course, my platinum medallion. Yeah.

You should have seen Ron. We did this in like an episode, a couple episodes ago, which was probably yesterday. You're a Delta man. Yeah. What are your points situation looking like? Miles. MQDs, MQMs. Let's go through everything.

It's not very high. Just give me the phone, actually. I'll look through. Pass it over. Pass it here. We're only so rich, he wouldn't even stay at my hotel in Nashville. I know.

He did the same thing to me. We literally booked him. We were at a four-star hotel. He said no five-star. I booked him. We had him a hotel booked for Moon Tower, and he refused to stay there. He was like, no, I'm staying at a nicer place.

Oh, there's not a spa in this one? Yeah. That's what he said. But because of that, they refused to pay me for the show that we did in Austin. You're not going to stay where we put you. You actually don't get anything. I still have to ask someone about that.

There's an issue going on with my miles because I've been stuck at 45,000. Why are you so secretive? Just let me see. I've been stuck at 45,000 for... Go to the pictures. Damn, Tommy. Talk about a world tour. are dude what do you have you ever even i don't know if i'm mqms how's that even possible i don't know if i'm not getting

miles or something but you're not getting miles bro do you get it at the end of the month or something 45 000 instantly dude he only has 2 000 miles this year and he has three MQMs. I've been stuck at 45,000. You've spent $200. No, well, I mean my own. Wait, how does it work though if Barstool books it? Rowan has Barstool book it through his account. I give him my number. Wait, you have to give them? Tyler does too.

Do you have to give them your number? I thought it's just like when you check in on your app. Yeah, it should. It should all sync up on its own. Yeah, that's what I thought. Dude, you got fucked. Are you fucking kidding me? No, Deds.

Dude, you have three MQMs. That means that you've flown three times this year. Wait a minute. I thought that when I checked in on the app, that synced it up. I mean, you don't even have Silver Medallion, brother. You don't even close to Silver Medallion. I'm so pissed. Your account has to be the same as ours.

So, like, what you use... Yeah, it is. And you should be getting one. Dude, uh... Dude, three MQMs. Wait, let me see. And no one has taken more flights than you over the last two weeks. Well, they haven't all been Delta.

Like, I did United a couple times. That's stupid. In and of itself. You have less miles. You have 19,000 miles. But that's because I just started this account this year. Okay, congr itself. You have less miles. You have 19,000 miles. I just started this account this year. Okay, congrats. You have less miles than me.

But he has more MQMs. What? Tell me. I have more miles flown this year, and I have more MQMs than you. Oh, congrats. Oh, I'm sorry. That's the only thing that matters. Oh, congratulations.

The miles that you have up here don't matter. Yes, they do. No, it doesn't. I could use those miles to go on flights dude you need to get to silver or to go i've been fucking up apparently yeah dude you have three mqms how's it even possible i just how do you not have wait a minute so do i have to where did you fly it was Southwest back. I have been stuck at 45,000. Dude, they're not using your account. You have 2,000 miles. I thought when I log in on the app and confirm.

How do you have 2,000 miles flown this year? That's from here to fucking JFK and back. Oh, this is incredibly disappointing. Tommy. Oh, you did Storm Chasers 2 this year yes Tommy I went to fucking London

no London that was that was virgin though oh no you should have made them book you Delta what the hell

is wrong with you how do you I'm confused how you have three MQMs but you only have $200 spent that means that you spent like $75

I did go to Florida on like like my like personal to Florida on like my personal to Florida. So that's all you have so far this year is only a Florida flight. This is horrible news. What the fuck are you going to do, bro? Did you have a connecting flight on one of those?

I don't know. I bet he just flew one way and then on the way back they just booked him on a different airline. Yeah, or he flew to one way and then on the way back, they just booked him on a different airline. Yeah. Or he flew to like Florida and had to direct on the way there. I thought in the app it was fucking hooked up. It is giving me a little bit of satisfaction to see you scrambling like this. I've been ahead of myself.

At the end of this month, I'm going to get my mile statement. Forget about it. Is that not how it works? Tyler, what is your level? 43,000. You got silver? About to hit gold. Shit. He's cooking. How did you guys get to silver so fast?

Oh, shit. Yeah. Back and forth, back and forth. I'm, like, mad. Yeah, I got fucking, I need 18 more flights. That's literally all that matters in life. I'll just be, like, going to sleep, checking my fucking... No, I look at it constantly to see like if there's...

Look at those 19,000 points. Tommy, I will have more miles than you. Probably by... I'll say by September. Oh, okay. Rats. Rats in advance. And then I'm going to be flying

fucking Delta 1 down to fucking Kittlefest. Yeah. And you're going to be in Southwest. Oh yeah. No. Cause I'm sure DP won't fly me out as PJ from fucking talk to Kittle fest for the day.

Definitely sure that he won't. Are you going to see DP while you're in Montauk? I was discussed a little bit, but he was like, he only, uh, I was, I was like,

I only go out twice a summer or something. That's not true. It can't be true. He says he doesn't really go out much anymore so where is he now he's in montauk but he just doesn't go out a lot like out out at night oh oh oh oh but he probably goes to dinner yeah i'm sure he goes to dinner yeah go to dinner yeah people go out out in montauk is there like clubs about oh my god really yeah oh my god. Really? Yeah. Oh my god, you are something else. People don't go out in Montauk. Three MQMs one year.

My little sister. Hanging a poster on his wall for 19,000 miles. My high school sister probably has more than three MQMs this year. Are you a flight from JFK to LaGuardia with 19,000 miles? Tommy, you're fucked, dude. No, you're fucked. You have not been.

When's the next time you're flying? I don't know. Next week. I don't know. To Alabama and back. And that's, what's that? 50,000 miles right there. Yeah.

Alabama. That's 50,000 miles? Yes. Wait, so where are you staying? Do you think that that's 50,000 miles? You think from here to Alabama is 50,000 miles? You think from here to Alabama it's 50,000 miles? That was dumb.

I didn't know if it was point-wise miles. I didn't know if it was point-wise miles. He's scrambling. I'm like really pissed. I'm just like pissed at myself. I thought when I check in on the Delta app it syncs up. So I need

to tell Caitlin Walker my fucking miles number? You need to call Delta and you need to tell them every Delta flight you've taken this year and you need to add your number to each one of them. Can I do that? Dude, listen to these miles. Listen to these miles coming up. Huntsville, Alabama, Georgia, Arlington, Virginia,

Tampa, Portland, Chicago. These barstool trips? No, these are all on the weekend. Oh, these are personal trips? I don't really do weekends. I'm like, what else can I do to make money on a weekend? I would love to do weekend vacations, but I only travel for this. Vacations?

I would love to travel for this company. That's all I do. I travel for this company, and that's it. That's your loss. What about that trip to Florida you were just talking about? I went to go see my family. That's barely a vacation. Comedy is Sass's family.

Where are you staying in Montauk? It's called the Surf Club. It's not the cool... The Surf Lodge is the elite spot. I stay at the Surf Club. It's for like families but it's pretty cheap same place as last summer same place as last summer you're gonna be at your place next door no i don't think so i'm still gonna be in africa i think i can only imagine the miles it is to africa

my family wants to do african safari in a couple years yeah you guys wouldn't be able to handle it my dad's been on he's dying to go back he's been on one back in the day dc African Safari in a couple of years. Yeah. You guys wouldn't be able to handle it. My dad's been on. He's dying to go back. He's been on one back in the day. What did he see? He'd be like, where's the bodega, Tommy? He saw elephants. Tommy.

Tommy, I'm getting some indigestion from all the raw meat. I'm the most Jewish person in my family. Tommy. Tommy, stir some Metamucil Into my almond juice I don't get enough fiber in the bush Oh man You're gonna have to smuggle Metamucil powder In for your papa while you're out there

Alright Tommy Well fucking thanks for coming on bro Yeah where we at We're there See you guys next week What week is this coming out? In like a month, dude. Yeah. People are listening to this

and I'm back from South Africa. Been back for probably a week or so. No, no. I'm still in South Africa. And Tommy's in...