Son of a Boy Dad - LEMAIRE LEE | Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #120

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Let's go. You do need to be empty You also had a fucking Ton of shit in your pockets What the fuck

You need a purse dude Yeah Damn Sass just unleashed Sass looks light Sass looks light and spry Coming out of that No We just did a promo of it You don't have to it's really your call

we also just did a promo vid he he tried all the barstool booze brands the big deal the pirate water damn what are these things bro and you're from philly right yeah yeah okay which part uh delco oh yeah yeah i didn't know you were fucking like king of the dot bro oh really yeah that's fucking sick why you ever watch that shit back in the day before before your time dude before my time i was at the first event. It didn't happen before. I guess I've been watching your whole time.

I've been doing it for literal, like, I'm in my third decade. It's just not set up right. Is that your whole life? Well, I started in like the 2008s or whatever. And then I was doing it through the 10s. And now we're in the 20s bro I'm in my third decade so it feels like

my whole fucking life your motherfucking tube steak bro that was literally my first YouTube comment or my first world star comment

someone was like I was like oh god I would snuff this cracker like tube steak I responded to it in my first

response video that also made Worldstar So that set us off bro We get some nuts first Let me crack a cold brew For the pod You gotta crack a cold one

For a fresh pod Give me a little Wayne intro You a real one for this La Mer La Mer you got a whole Fucking Yeah it's all my drugs Okay Yeah

I made a stop I'm going to get high After this I've been professional Long enough Yeah Bro take five minutes Get high first You'm gonna get high after this i've been professional long enough yeah bro take five minutes get high first you want to get high first no i'll be fine dude all right fair enough all right ready yes you guys don't smoke on the pod no we do we do okay you can do whatever you want on the podcast yeah you really came no one going to come in here and be like,

this is against the rules. God damn. Dude, that erupted out of you. Jesus Christ. You look like an angry teapot with that coming out of your nose. Almost broke the thing. Benny the Bull. My God.

It was insane. I have to. My God. It was insane. Dude, I had to call the smoke. That was insane. That was nuts. You and Gilly must be boys then, dude. Gilly? Gilly? I mean, we have smoked.

Gilly the King? We have smoked. You know, it's Wallow's surprise birthday party on this Wednesday in Philly. And Gilly put me and Wallow in a group chat and was like surprise birthday party on Wednesday like hit me up personally

for the location or whatever and I hit him up it's like I'm going down on Wednesday and he was like I was like

what should I get him he was like get him a bunch of gay shit I was like so I'm gonna get him a huge dildo I'm gonna get him a fucking

big ass double sided dildo or something like that. Give it to him for his birthday. It's funny that he wanted me to get him gay shit. Is it actually a surprise or no? Yeah. Damn. But he doesn't know where it is.

And he was also on the text that said it was a surprise. So not that surprising. But I wonder what it's going to be like, though. It's not like... I mean, Wally's not going to listen to this. It's not like a steakhouse. It's probably going to be insane. Oh, I know i mean wallace is not going to listen to this it's not like a steakhouse it's probably going to be insane i know i know exactly what steakhouse is it might be it might be it's like barclay prime or ocean prime or something like that i don't know

they both exist there i wonder if it's like a private room or are we going to be milling about or am i going to be like seated at dinner with them or some shit i can't see me seated at dinner with them how do why not giving toast like it's the rock nation like kevin harvey maybe it will be though i feel like they're getting classy i feel like walla would like that like i did you're there giving motivation you're the white guy that shows up in all the i am kind of dude i need to get a 50 cent i need to get an underling it's set us off those ass all right so welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today we are joined by lemare lee hello what's up comedian entertainer yeah yeah i like that hell yeah yeah we gotta start using the entertainer line more yeah it does

make it a little sexual i just want to be lemare the entertainer that's my it a little sexual. I just want to be LaMare the Entertainer. LaMare the Entertainer. That's a good name. That's my moniker. Yeah, that would be a good wrestling name. LaMare the Entertainer Jr. LaMare, you have three different drinks going right now? Yeah, man. Come on, man. He's got Barstool. He's got the Pyro Water, a Coors Light, and a Labatt.

You guys got so much free stuff, and nobody ever takes advantage of it. You guys are too prideful. We do, but we just can't drink every single day on the job. Shut up. But last time you were in here, you came out with like a fucking steak and a rack of ribs.

Yeah, hit a whole lot. Come on, man. Did you bring that with you? With the plate? Yeah. No. It is sick. You guys need to fuck around and get an Outback sponsorship.

Cheers. Or like Chili's. Baby Mac Ribs? Yeah, something like that. Bobby Q's sauce. That might be the way. He also cracked into the Pink Whitney. He also took a whack of the wit.

Whitney's nice. If I mix it with some lemonade, I'd fuck that Whitney up. Dude, honestly, if you just- Me and that Whitney would get high. I'd be that Bobby. I'd be Black Bobby. Are you smacking that Whitney around? Did he ever abuse her?

Honestly, dude, you just put ice in water. It tastes like lemonade. Yeah. It's good. Yeah, it's pretty nice. But the lemonade with the lemonade might set it off to a whole different level. Come on, man. Or iced tea, make it a pink Tina Turner.

Yeah. A pink Tina Turner. a pink Tina Turner Yo they need to make that That sounds fucking incredible Didn't she just die? Tina Turner? Whitney dead, Tina Turner dead Bobby? Still alive dude You know what they say about crack dude It's whack

It will preserve you alive forever It pickles your organs Bobby Brown's kicking. You know what they say about crack, dude. It's whack. But like also, it lets you- It will preserve you a lot forever. Yeah. It pickles your organs. Yeah. It will preserve you for sure. What is the average life expectancy like on crack? Of a crackhead?

Yeah. Probably like 40. Because the effects hit real fast. There was like a soft white underbelly episode where this guy, he was interviewing this lady on crack. She was like, I just started crack a couple months ago i love it i'm never going to stop and then two months later she had no teeth and no hair and she's like i can't believe how does it make your teeth fall out like what is the function of crack is it is it you're doing shit while you're on crack that

makes your teeth fall out sucking so much dick like grinding your teeth that's not good uh pr for cum dude if it like it's not a good pr for toxic cum that just melts your teeth in your mouth just dissolves your bones you're probably like ripping your hair out and shit she's probably the ultimate face fuck you know yeah she's like knock my teeth out yeah yeah she probably yeah my teeth crackhead sex is probably crazy dude wild i bet yeah there's no rules on crackhead sex no not at all they're both jack rabbiting it's like taking two pharaoh guns and putting them tip to tip you guys don't don't shoot you guys banana backwards you guys don't got those. The banana backwoods? You guys don't got those in New York. The banana backwoods. No. Where the hell did you get these?

New Jersey. Backwoods are too- Do you smoke backwoods? Yeah, dude. I'm probably going to finish that pack today. God damn, LaMare. These things are crazy. How does the pack look? Are they looking nice and moist?

There's some dark ones in there, dude. There's some darkens. There's some darkies. Nothing? No, not too many veins on those bitches or what, dude? No, I mean bitches Explain the vein Why don't you want the vein in the backwoods To keep it sturdy so it's not a flimsy backwood

Backwoods are crazy They're hard to roll No They're not that hard No they're like the easiest one Because it's just one leaf and you just roll it over Almost like a joint I thought they were hard as hell

I've been in new york for a couple days and i had to smoke a fronto the other day oh you're are you like staying in new york right now no no you're just coming down here every day yeah just for some dumb reason every single day i like this place i'm so sorry i've been talking a lot of shit about new york you were shitting on it big time before we started recording no dude i was and then you know i can't why do you hate it all right he said it was hot it's today it was too hot and then we were talking about the possibility of him moving to austin and he was like austin's gonna be so great i'm like dude it's gonna be 9 000 degrees there but they have a dry heat no austin is so hot it's impossibly hot

at like the winter but you know what's weird i'd rather be around snake rattlesnakes than like rats yeah like that's the big thing is that and the trash there needs to be a better system for trash trash system here is fucked yeah why don't you guys like drop it underground or something and then like have a why isn't there a big conveyor belt underground under the road that takes it to a dump where you all just burn it or some shit i don't know where where does it even go probably somewhere in like new jersey or some shit it's jersey city yeah yeah dude i saw some shit the other day that when they were excavating the world trade center site they found a ship from like 1780 or something like that that was the same wood that they used to build independence hall in philly but

they said that back then they used to just like they were making trash they were throwing trash into a landfill in new york and letting that like fill out lower manhattan yeah like they're just making more land with the trash and they're compacting it all on top one another which would be sick they should just fucking connect Or like whatever Connect Brooklyn to Manhattan That's kind of happening In the ocean right now Where all the plastic Is collecting

And it's forming a continent And everyone's like Stop it It's like no This is nature If we plant a flag In that trash We could start building

A hotel on it We're fucking billionaires That's what a Marriott They probably will Do that eventually Some cabanas on it Or some shit like that That's like the whole

That's like what WALL-E is about Yeah yeah trash planet they have like a whole they have like cities of trash yeah everything's made of trash yeah just robots fucking stacking trash yeah there's pretty there's some nice cities out there like where they don't have trash everywhere that's a new york problem yeah i'm trying to think of like there's like countries where there's just no trash anywhere yeah delaware they don't have outdoor trash cans that is clean as fuck yeah not that delaware is a country but there's definitely countries that are fucking that that are beautiful and like there's also some countries where they just throw everything outside yeah yeah yeah like india did i throw it all i think so yeah not one of my friends just

got back from india and he was like they shitting holes out there i was like i can't that's where i can't go to any country where i'm expected to like wipe my ass like yeah like just float it over a hole and then like wipe my ass with my like bare hand or whatever like byo toilet paper my shit sprays too much it'd be on my socks i have a tough time i wonder why as you like hit the pirate water mixed with the chorus light mixed with the big deal crazy lemonade vodka i've never seen anything like this ever right after yeah you're gonna force it out three separate drinks like you're taste testing them you've never had a Coors Light before? I love Coors Light.

That's like the water. It's a cold Coors Light. It's a palate cleanser. Look how blue those mounds are. I know those mounds are blue as hell. Weed coughs, I'm sorry. No, that's fine. What have you been doing up in New York this whole time other than fucking judging our trash piles?

What's wrong with our fucking cummy trash piles? Our fucking mounds of mattresses that rats are just fucking eating through i had a bad one the other day walking home from the stand uh like what like walked by a pile of trash had to have been 30 rats like all scurried out of it it was a rat king yeah it was fucking just like i i was disgusting and now every time i walk by that i got across the street before going over there because you know that the rats have found that pile dude it was it was well it was probably 30 maybe 50 rats you had a rat orgy yeah it was fucking disgusting it was like fence is coming we gotta get out of here oh it was

terrible he paid to get into the rat orgy they wouldn't let him in. I listen to your guy's show, so I know what type of time you're on. The hell he had the orgies. He gave them cheese. I haven't been to one successfully yet. I talk a lot of shit about going, but I'm always- Bro, you know there has to be orgies in New York with death. There's probably like 30 active orgies right now. Anytime.

Within a mile of here. Not to say. I have access to orgies in New York right now anytime within a mile not to say i have access to orgies in new york like right now like how do you find huh how did you find like the reddit is like what is it called oh well well sometimes sometimes it's reddit but sometimes you just like know people you have to know people you know an orgy i hope so dude like how does it even come up you just got a buddy who's like a big orgy guy? Yeah, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn.

Literally. Yeah. One of my friends in Pennsylvania, his name's Mike Boyer. What's his address? You're giving his full name of your orgy guy. Yeah, he knows. It's fine. He's comfortable with it.

If he wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't say it. Yeah. It's fine. He's comfortable with it. If he wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't say it. Yeah. But he went to a place in Philly called TJ's Pleasure Garden with his ex-wife all the time. Where's it at? TJ's Pleasure Garden.

I think it's near the Purple Orchard and stuff, off 63rd Street. Is that what it is, I think? Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Was that West Philly? Yeah. Yeah.

It's near West west it's like the bottom of philly started delco it was like yeah so you get the suburban crowd drawn in but city slickers can fucking migrate out to tj's pleasure garden tj's pleasure garden is a wild man you think tj always had the idea that he wanted to open up an orgy a pleasure garden yeah imagine this this guy is living his dream every day he walks in he's like i can't believe i built this is there anyone is there is there like hot people there or is it all just like like i feel like it's got to be like 70 dudes and like two girls some in new york no because like uh or is there like rankings like they put you where you belong they're like this is your

orgy couples getting cheaper than single dudes do. Yeah. So it's couples for sure. Because there's a woman to fuck. Yeah. Yeah. You bring the woman, you get 20% off. $10 off if you let us fuck your wife.

Yeah. That's such a wild proposition. I'm trying to save some money, babe. Fuck these guys. And you get to fuck someone else's wife though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Unless you don't i don't know it seems like the numbers game like not every every mouth can get fed at this dudes you don't want to be the lonely get the last guy at an orgy like crying behind your mask do they have like food there so yeah like what's the food situation that's why you told me it's like uh just like uh charcuterie he said it was wings, ziti salad. Ziti? Yeah. Oh, dude, ziti is not an orgy food.

You do not want to fill up on ziti before orgy. Charcuterie is crazy. The ziti's for after, dude. Oh, I see. You got a carbo load to drive home. To drive home. What the fuck? So before it was more like

cheese and crackers, like something... Salads with... A nice manchego. Yeah, and then afterwards when you're like dieting. Some Iberian ham. A trip scampi.

Yeah. What the fuck? You know your cheeses, dude. You know a manchego? Bro, you know I was about to start listing them. Yeah. You like cheeses?

My brother, my brother, he's a cheesemonger. He actually like works with cheese. He's a pro cheesemonger? Yeah. He's a professional cheese guyer he actually like works with cheese he's a pro he's a pro cheese monger the professional cheese guy yeah that's awesome one thing about cheese it definitely makes your cum stink dude that orgy probably has the stinkiest load these guys are just woofing down on cheese and immediately polluting the fucking air that's nasty just some soft brie do you ever go to his uh like his like a cheese his job yeah his job

never never to like a plating or anything he just yeah he's like uh he he's a he's cheese and most of the job is cutting cheese like he just cuts cheese he just cuts the cheese yeah he knows his shit but yeah he's just a pro at cheese i like cheese cheese. I'm big into a nice sharp cheddar. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to get you into some better cheese. Dude, sharp cheddar is good. I was in Iceland and I had a lot.

We were eating sharp cheddar the whole time. It was damn good. You guys were eating blocks of Velveeta? Yeah. She was good as hell. Off the brick. Yeah. Just biting into it like a chocolate bar.

Dude, I heard about your life and your choices recently. You got to get it together, dude. What? What did I do? What happened? What the fuck? You have a mini fridge for a fridge yeah yeah yeah that is was that your choice no that's what the apartment

like came with that's what it came with yeah but there's no room for a big fridge it's like built in underneath the uh countertop like a cheap hotel room yeah yeah just get roommates dude no no the apartment's great the apartment's great the the fridge is actually a massive pain in the ass yeah you deserve a whole fridge i don't even need the for the fridge is not the problem be spoiling in your fridge see that's the problem is that it doesn't get cold enough like it gets cold enough for like drinks like all my drinks are ice cold but the meats yeah the diet cokes the meats you definitely can't even put like a two liter in your fridge you have to pour it out into small cups and put them all in.

You couldn't put a whole watermelon in your fridge without cutting it. It's not that small. It's not like a dorm mini fridge. How big is it? It's bigger than that. How big? There's no freezer. That's the problem.

But fridge-wise, it is a completely big enough fridge. Your vegetables are fine. Yeah. It fits more than... I can put anything. I never run out of space. It's just the, the freezer is the problem.

There's no freezer. I'll tell you, the other problem is you cook on top of your refrigerator. That's a big problem, too. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, because that just

adds heat right on top of the fucking place you're supposed to be keeping it the coolest. Yeah, the RU Garbage dude said that they were like, so pretty much, you just have a hot plate.

You do. You exactly have a hot plate. That do. You exactly have a hot plate. That's exactly what I have, yeah. It's fucking bad. An electric stove. It's actually an induction surface. Dude, the other night I got an urge to smoke weed. Ooh.

And I had a joint. I have a joint that I got from the yak, so he gave it to me. That was a year and a half ago. No, this was a couple weeks ago. TJ gave me it. And then I didn't have a lighter. You leaned over the stove?

So I tried to heat, I tried to burn it. I tried to light it on the electric stove and it just melted the paper. It never like caught flame. I'll tell you what to do. Melted. You get another long piece of paper. I did that. I did.

I put a paper towel on the stove and then it just got, it just burnt it. It never got,. It never lit. Yeah. I did it with a note card. Yeah. A note card was perfect enough. It lit on fire? Yeah. From just an electric stove, not a gas stove? Yeah, I just put the corner on it and it was

damn. I've done it on an electric stove as well, just waiting for it to get hot on the edge, just having it square on the stove. That's what I did. It was just melting the paper like the paper was just shriveling up to melting help paper should have melt dude i don't think that was paper i don't know what it was like wax paper sounds like you got a lot of steel beams what the hell that's just not right i don't know what it was it didn't work were you smoking weed because you were sober yeah but then i? Yeah, but then I was like, I don't even really want to smoke weed, and this is way too much effort. So I just put it back in the case and went to bed.

I know. Look, this might seem minuscule to most people. Yeah. But why the fuck are you playing a PS4? Oh, because I don't have a PS5. Get on it, man. Get a PS5. You have a PS5?

No, I play on PC. I'm superior. Ah, okay. I have a ps5 no i play on pc i'm superior okay i have a steam deck the steam deck sick dude yeah pc is crazy but i i don't need a ps5 yet what do you mean you don't need a ps5 because all the games that i play they run fine on ps5 four years ago brother yeah how much the difference we explain the difference it's faster it's faster it's more powerful it's like uh the load times and no times the games too the games don't make your fucking house sound like it's gonna explode yeah yeah the ps4 yeah it overheats my like like i've had mine shut down yeah really can't handle the games anymore yeah it sounds like you need a ps5 i do need a ps5 can you can you buy them yet like i know there's

a big thing where you couldn't buy them you have enough money sass you make enough money yeah dude but they they're they're hard to get not anymore not anymore not for you dude talk about do you guys have a gaming show yet we did for a while i don't know if we still do we need one i'm looking for a job let's do a gaming show you guys got shit. I would. What games do you play? I play, right now, I'm playing Civ 6, RimWorld, Street Fighter 6. I love fighting games mostly. And all the fighting game people are in New York, dude. We can fucking have a ball and ass.

There's a big fighting game community here? The fighting game community is big in New York, North California, and Southern California. There's people in Atlanta and Midwest, too. Canada's pretty big. Pakistan. It's a whole different subculture that people don't know why those places uh because they're probably more poor and like oh with a fighting game all you need is a controller a console and a disc like every single other game yeah i mean yeah you a fucking pc i know right yeah yeah come on dude i'm in the master you don't need to be you

you have a pc for fighting games yeah that's crazy they look so good i know do you have like the whole do you have like the whole like glow up setup no i don't have the glow i have like a uh i bought my my pc's old now i bought it during the pandemic when they were giving us mucho mucho dolores oh yeah tons of dolores it was incredible you get a lot of money on that come on don't don't get me out here don't get me in trouble what's the whole setup like are you uh you have like a whole dedicated part of your house where you have like uh led lights and like a sweet ass chair and shit like that you got a chair i'll tell you this i did i did just buy a chair hell yeah it's a white chair for my kids pretty nice100. Oh, you don't have like a gaming chair, though.

No, it's a gaming chair, brother. But you have one of those ones with a massive back. One of those ones that looks like you're sitting on a throne. It has the damn Matrix connector on the back. You know the thing that holds your neck up? Yeah. The Matrix connector. Yeah.

I got to get one of those. Yeah. I just have a desk chair. Like a rolly desk chair. I upgraded from the rolly desk chair because I broke my rolly desk chair. I upgraded just being fat, you know. Not a range break? No, a natural fat wearing chair.

That should happen. The gaming chairs are built for people to be fat and to like stay fat if it's going to support your neck. Like your muscles are going to atrophy. It's like, no, I don't need to hold my neck up. My chair will hold my neck up for me. When I'm playing games in a chair, I just turn into this.

Like, no matter what, I just turn into this. I gotta be like, yo, alright, sit back. Yeah, I do that too. I lean fully forward. I feel like leaning forward is good for your

lower back, though. No, they post all those pictures being like, this is what gamers are going to look like by 2030. And then, like, everyone's, like,

super leaning forward. And I'm like, that's what I already look like. But you could you could sit up straight and like be on the right bones of your body that's what you think but then you then you get into an intense moment in the game and then you lean forward again yeah dude if you're playing games right like you know how like when you're like uh in perfect like three-point stance your feet and your shoulders are square yes when you're in gaming stance your controller and your head are square it's like yeah exactly perfect game it's just perfect ergonomic gaming yeah for some reason this is like when anybody is like this when they're gaming they're in the zone you cannot beat that guy are you playing on a tv or pc or a monitor i have a benq monitor dude

yeah monitors a way to go yeah that's what i do too tvs tvs don't have enough dpis no not at all fuck is a dpi density per inch pixel per inch it must have been ppi tvs don't have enough ppis pixels per inch holy fuck dude i've been using a tv this whole time like an idiot you're also playing on like a play I'm not playing. I'm watching TV. Do you have a console? Xbox. You have one at your house?

Yeah. Do you play games? No. What do you use it to do? I don't use it. I was watching Oscar screeners on it when they were coming in DVDs. That's the last thing I used it for. What the hell? Are you a part of the Writers Guild? I was watching like Oscar screeners on it when they were coming in DVDs. That's the last thing I used it for.

What the hell? Are you a part of the Writers Guild? I was, yeah. Oh, dude, strike, dude. Get your money, bro. No, dude. I've been part of the guild. I've been just paying them dues every single year

and getting nothing from it. Like I don't get jobs from it. All I get is the screeners, so I need to use them. You get healthcare. But I get healthcare from here too. I have healthcare. I don't even need their bitch-ass fucking too. I have healthcare. I don't even need

their bitch-ass fucking writer's healthcare, dude. I don't need the writer's strike. Are you in the writer's guild? No, I wish.

Do you? I would love to be at a picket line right now. No! That sounds terrible. No more AI. AI is gay.

AI is gay. Picket lines are sick. Just to get the guys yelling that dude can beat you at writing something dude you just got to hang it up as a writer yeah do you want to hear a beat i made with ai yeah big time you made a beat with ai the other day because i'm making i'm making a new podcast uh it's what's it going to be called angles angles yeah it's about professional wrestling it's going to be about uh

the stories of professional wrestling. Like the storylines. Like Kurt Angle. Well, one of the episodes was going to be about Perk Angle, and that's when Kurt Angle was high on Percocets. He was doing the craziest shit on Percocets, dude. Yeah. All right, wait.

You made a beat with AI? Yeah. Wait, play it. Bro, play that shit. Okay, I mean, this was called Shy Pirate. Or Shy Pirate. I, play it. Bro, play that shit. Yeah, play it. Okay, I mean, this one's called Shy Pirate. Or Shy Pirate. I didn't make the name, but it did.

Come on, dude. Oh. AI did this? Yeah. Let's turn off the top line. Damn. You making this right now a lot of movement on that phone I'm adjusting angles

oh this dude mixing in the spot is this AI that made this or is this just like a I think that that's been around for a while the automated beat this show angles watch the dick dangle what app is that it's called uh asmodeus asmodeus oh hell yeah these are like riders like more of like a jazz beat yeah yeah that's the music got to save that one.

Yeah, that's theme music. That's definitely theme music. Don't release that whole thing yet. Yeah, dude. Don't ever get that now. Dan, we got to check out Angles, dude. We got to fuck him. People made, I saw people made like,

someone put out like a full Drake song with AI. Yeah. But it was also like, I read the, like the guy made the song and also wrote the song lyrics and like made the melodies oh so he just had drake sing it and he just used drake ai to like sing over it yeah yeah it's not that impressive i think ai has been a little bit overblown definitely i downloaded the chat chat gpt and it's just like yeah it's google yeah in a sense in a sense but it's not that much

crazier than google and in a way i'm sure they could write an essay for me or some shit like that but at the same time it's just like giving me answers to shit it's like the next level of google yeah we're like google wasn't certain ai is certain google you search for something it's like uh i think you'll like this i think you'll like this i think you like this but with ai it's like this is what you want this is what you want this is what you want you're like yeah yeah that's true that makes sense the uh what was the um the i feel like the ai like the best thing it's used for right now it's just like copywriting what do you mean like all like copywriting jobs can just be done with ai yeah those jobs probably sucked and never should have existed in the first place yeah copywriting jobs do what is what is copywriting it's just people

getting like a shit from other businesses and being like can you make this make sense and then like yeah that sounds dumb as hell anyway like if anyone counted that as one of their skills like they actually had no skills there's probably a lot of copywriting jobs out there that are getting taken by ai yeah yeah i don't think it's going to be as big of a deal as people say it is though like what well it's just going to create new industries it's just going to be like there you can be an ai manipulator because like just because ai creates a thing it doesn't mean you know how to create shit with ai yeah so just because you put in we're like uh these words these words these words that might not be the thing you want it might give you something but you have to

figure out the consistency and getting the things you want and figure out how to like use it to make the next thing better it's not like i uh i use ai to generate art so i can mix them for posters yeah and that helps me a lot because i actually do that yeah yeah damn so you're like an a right you're like an ai you're the man you're the ai i know a little bit i don't know a lot i don't seem like you know a lot you're making posters with ai you're making fucking beats with ai i was under the impression that you could just be like right out to bring me a story and they would yeah that's just like that's that's the basic that's the starter level yeah that's the base into it yeah damn yeah you're making posters with ai like have you made like have you like like do

you have one as like a combined let's do an example right now can you can you like pop up what would it be like being like can you make me like a greek looking i've tried to do those like those apps with like the like the the you know the photo of like trump getting arrested like this does this work no not at all what the hell you can't connect to this thing i think you probably can somehow yeah you guys gotta get the intel wi-fi yeah we don't have like a jamie fucking dude but uh three other dudes in here they're just big lamar fans they just wanted to sit and watch oh what the hell no way no way the uh let's hot box They're Mare fans. They just wanted to sit and watch. Oh, what the hell? No way. No way.

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Sticky fingers, LeMayor. I was like, yeah, the office is kind of dead right now because they're like rearranging everything and setting it up for whenever it goes to chicago and he's like oh that's awesome he's like there's gonna be so much new free stuff you guys should get a batting cage in there and the other side i know that would be sick i think we're getting a pool table that's pretty that'll be awesome you guys are missing the pool table but yeah hammock would be nice bumper Bumper cars. I'm okay. It's alright. I'm not like great. What the hell does son of a boy dad

mean? Does it mean like... Sass came up with it, bro. I don't even get it. Does it mean like you want to be near your dad? Because I understand that feeling a lot. Like your dad's too busy to hang out with? Is that how you feel yeah not to

analyze your name roan came up with it i think it was supposed to be a take on the whole kobe like girl dad oh okay it's just all guys are a son of a boy like a boy dad is all guys are son of a boy that's for the fellas it's a podcast for men yeah dude when you're a real when you're a real man you you fucking hang out with the boys Exactly Every day Yeah Strictly dudes All of our dads are boy dads My actual podcast

Not the rest of it It's called Panties in the Mouth Yeah And that's because Bro, how'd you come up with that name, bro? What does it mean? Is that about like your father? Like you're trying to be closer?

Wait, dude Let me give you a spiel Break it down What's the spiel? I've been practicing this uh so i do it with my friends two of my best friends nate marshall and andy malafurina i'm saying it sarcastically but they actually are my best friends yeah nate marshall and andy malafurina and we do a podcast called panties and mouth because one time when we were like young over

my comedians uh they were arguing and nate said girls always love it when you stick panties in their mouth and andy said i think sometimes and then they got into a really big argument for like two or three weeks that almost ended the friendship damn over panties in the mouth yeah yeah it was like serious start a podcast we'll call it they started a podcast before me i was just like quiet and then like i got fired from manching and started working you're back at manching how did the firing go uh it was actually they sit you down i mean obviously they have hr come in matt i think we're it was matt it was me and matt it was was like, hey, man.

Well, because there was an episode of, there was a Josh Adam Myers episode that didn't have video because I messed up getting the card out of the camera. He was like, yo, man, I'm sorry, dude. It was more than that. That was just the final straw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a bad producer all around. Bad audio. Sometimes I was just eating food real loud

yeah it was an awful time but so matt so matt sat you down what was the whole conversation he was like hey man uh you've been messing up a lot i think it'd be better getting sean gardinian and i was like yeah you're you're actually he's probably so much he's so much better you're right yeah he does this like he went to school for it yeah he would be so much better you're actually, he's probably so much, he's so much better. You're right. Yeah. He does this, like he went to school for it. Yeah. He would be so much better. You're right. There was no part of your mind

that was like, man, fuck these dudes. They're fucking me over. Not at all. Really? Nah. I feel like it's just

natural human instinct to like want to defend yourself instead of just being like, wait, you're exactly right. Yeah. No, they were so right.

Cause I wasn't like, did you know it was coming? No. Yeah, no, they were so right. Because I wasn't like... Did you know it was coming? No, well, a little, but like, it was, yeah, it was the pandemic, and I had that fucking pandemic cash, so I didn't like... Oh, so you were kind of relieved. I was like, yeah, all right, cool, this makes sense, dude, you're right. I can just play video games all day, you know? I'm sorry, dude.

And I also, I started like started like when i first i was like breaking up with a girl and i started seeing another girl so i was getting those new and old cuddles at the same time oh your brain was mush yeah your brain you didn't have time for the cast i was i wasn't a busy man yeah you're gonna play video games and fuck i don't have time to do all this producing shit yeah i don't have time to be doing all this producing shit. I don't fuck. I cuddle. Damn.

But you were going from one group of cuddling tendencies to another group of cuddling tendencies. You were kind of like flourishing in a new way. Yeah. But you're back now. You're back. They hired you back. Yeah, I'm back now. I'm so happy I'm back.

Fuck yeah. Yeah. How's that going? It's awesome, dude. It's so good. It's the best. It's the funniest. Yeah. Are you one of matt's men

you're like one of the team mccusker yeah so what was the combo about the dude was telling me he hired like 20 dudes huh gardini was telling me that matt hired like 20 dudes i don't know how many dudes but if i'm part of the force i'm part of the force like you drive them around and shit i don't drive them around and shit i mean i drive them to the podcast yeah and maybe i drive them around and shit? I don't drive them around and shit. I mean, I drive them to the podcast. Yeah. And maybe I drive them home. Yeah. But like, that's a part of my duties.

Yeah. Damn. I gotta get, I wish I had a fucking team. I need a team. You gotta get a team. Yeah. I don't know what they would do. But you have nowhere to get driven.

Yeah. Where are you going to get driven to? Just take the subway everywhere. Cellar? Yeah. Well, yeah. I don't know. You need an Uber. You need an $8 Uber ride.? Yeah. I don't know.

You need an Uber. You need an $8 Uber ride. I know. I need a driver. I need a personal driver. I don't even like driving in the city. I hate taking Ubers. I like, or like, you mean you don't like physically being behind the wheel?

No, I like driving. I hate being in a car in the city. Yeah. It's just you're just stopped the whole time. You're stationary always. I took the Revel scooter. Yeah. I'm sorry, guys. I'm not used to big times i'm gonna say brands names revel yeah i'm gonna say the name oh you're good to say brand you guys revel's actually a huge competitor guys blank him out if you got it but i'm gonna say the names okay no it's gonna make it seem like you're saying like some type of slur scooter. Come on, dude. I take the poop scooters.

I had a whole pirate water, brother. You had a whole pirate water? Damn. Oh, man. Those things are strong. Come on, bro. Those are 10% alcohol. You guys might want to black out the rival studio name, too, but I took a rebel scooter

here from Gas Digital. That was fun. That's the best way to ride around the city. Should I go get you another pirate water, bro? studio name too but i took a rebel scooter here from gas digital now it's fun let's get that's the best way to ride around the city should i go get you another pirate water bro oh well look man you guys are trying to get me drunk you were trying to get drunk you're right he said i've done multiple podcasts today and no one gave me beers you You're right. I did get into the city at 11 a.m. and nobody gave me a beer which is very rude. We overcompensated by giving you Brianna chicken fries.

Sex on the beach. Does that taste like sex on the beach? That's one of my favorite flavors. Have you ever had sex on the beach? No. Have you? A beach orgy at a pig roast? I want to hear more about the orgies i've never been to one what do you want to know with the fact that you're that interested or like have

friends that are in the world it just seems so pleasure garden it's crazy that i'm interested but also a coward like i'm afraid to go but maybe it's you gotta be at some point you can just go for the food too though charcuterie board I just gotta get hungry enough like charcuterie would be boy oh boy what are tickets usually

what do tickets usually go for for the orgy alright for a couple I think it's like 60 for like a single man it's like 100 100

damn so like that's like just going to a Vegas buffet yeah you can clean up owning an orgy like house you can make a lot of money For like a single man, it's like a hundred. A hundred? Damn. So like that's like just going to a Vegas buffet. Yeah. You can clean up owning an orgy like house. You can make a lot of money. Owning an orgy?

Franchising out your orgy? Owning a secret club? Private club? Are they legal? Orgies are legal, right? Is it legal to charge for them though? Technically, it could be like we're charging for the food. Probably.

It's for the buffet. That's probably why they have food. I don't know if it counts as a brothel or anything like that what would it be a sex house we should have sex houses that'd be cool and it sounds like we do tj's pleasure garden that's his sex house i hope they don't like go out of business that'd be the worst yeah you are you are worried about tj's pleasure garden getting uh not for me pleasure garden so much advertising right now. TJ's Pleasure, the line's going to be out the door. I learned of a new place.

It's like when Dave does a good pizza review. This one? I drove eight hours to come to TJ's Pleasure Garden. I'm in from Michigan. I found another place, another club near my house, but I'm afraid to go to... want to go that's why i won't say that i'm not going to say don't say the name don't say the name but i want to go i want to go so how'd you hear about it though reddit dude yeah what are the reddit pages reddit you ever

gone to there's a gone wilds they're called going wild it's like like new york gone wild yeah it's uh new york is one nyc going wild new york has to like i'm gonna go on it right now nyc right now all right um what was that a push pop yeah no no i'm good i'm good i can't i can't yeah go drink this bro dude Diego at two now yeah isn't Diego new how do we haze him no I mean not haze I agree though Diego is

new you gotta give him some this is my first time too Diego so we have to do whatever together we gotta smoosh sorry I get too you gotta kiss our guest. Dude, Diego, don't be fucking gay. Kiss me. NYC

Gone Wild has 400 people in it. That's not a lot of people. Do you want me to go to my actual Reddit and show you one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's like SoCal Gone Wild, NYC. SoCal Gone Wild. You're going to make me go to my porn Reddit, dude. Oh, SoCal Gone Wild's got 168,000 people in it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, there you go. Damn. Yeah, some groups are crazier. New York, you have to like go by borough in New York. Oh, I see. I see. That makes sense.

So where are you staying tonight? You're about to hit lower Manhattan? No. Not tonight, dude. I'm anti-horning tonight. I'm off the horn. That's good. Yeah, I'm trying not to be horny, dude.

Give yourself a break. La Mer gone wild. That should be a whole subreddit. Bro, why don't you host? Why don't you fucking, instead of trying to get into one, why don't you bring them to you? I feel like this is an obvious solution. you're saying how lucrative it could be you're saying that like you don't want to dip the toe and you just really just have to get a bathrobe or like a silver pleasure guard you know what there is no there is no couch in my front room i could just put down like six

mattresses is that how it is they just got it's like a like a bouncy floor no i think there's there's a bunch of like a, it's like an obstacle course. It's just a bunch of couches. They got like monkey bars and shit. It's like American Gladius. Yeah. They set up trampolines. So we shoot in tennis balls at you.

They're going to set up an orgy mansion. So it's like a mystery in the room too. Damn, like an escape room. Yeah. But you could fuck in between the game. Yeah. That would be crazy. A train room.

Lemaire, this could be like your big break yeah dude or do you have a mayor's pleasure palace do you want to know my actual real ideal yeah this counts as trademark trademark trademark trademark trademark trademark no one can use this no one can take this market make a backpack for the blind a backpack for the blind yeah what is it made of because like you think about the way blind people have been walking around, it's been obtrusive. I think they have backpacks. No. They have backpacks.

Not a good backpack. But listen, dude. If you got a backpack, you still need a walking stick or some fucking dumb dog. Yeah. You know? And you can't even pet the dog, which is the worst type of dog. No, because they're on the clock. It's the worst dog.

Yeah. The un-petable dog? Yeah. Get them out of here. Take them to the shelter. Right. It might as well be an anteater or something if you're just going to be unpettable. It might as well be gross and scaly.

Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. If I was blind, I'd have a fucking wolf or some shit. But wait, why do they need backpacks? You can't pack the wolf, dude. What do you mean backpacks for the blind? You gotta expand on backpacks for the blind. The backpack for the blind you wear and it tells you where you're going.

We already have that technology. Like the components to make this already exist. Nobody's ever like iterated on blind technology because they're like, the stick's enough. We got a dog, you know? Yeah. But what does the backpack do? The backpack, it connects to your phone and it tells you where to go. All right.

It can see. Why buy a backpack though? Why not just like an app? Well, because the app doesn't have enough technology to see you'd have to like hold it or whatever so would the backpack have video on like the straps or something or sensors maybe or something yeah all right now you're getting somewhere you want to know the sensors they're called lidar sensors lidar template temp the the sensors they use to uh they used to check the depth and stuff for cars the depth and see what's wrong.

Right, like on a Tesla, you see if there's a bike going past you or a truck or whatever. You put it on the strap, and then you connect to your phone, and the strap, you put some dual shock in there or something, so it also vibrates. It's like, go left, go right, go right, whatever. So it's just headphones and an app. All right. That actually is a pretty good idea. Come on, man, dude. Why don't you get this mate going shark tank?

Then I have to draw. Yeah, you have to draw. Drawing seems to be the least of the concerns. You seem like you'd be a great drawer. There's a blind house right down the block, like a building full of blinds at 23rd Street. A blindery. A blindery. There's a blindatorium down there

and they're just fucking like these are the test people that you need and sometimes there'll be heroes like walking them down the block or crossing the street with them but for the most part like yeah they're just on their own being blind out here i feel like if you get in one of these guys ears because there's probably some rich blind people. But isn't it annoying to have somebody holding you all the time? It's like, yeah, fucking. Hey dude,

I hate cuddling. You've been talking about how you're a cuddler. I love color. I'm just, I'm being a blind person who hates it. I love it personally. I'll cut it all day, dude.

You ever have a cuddle Supreme dude. No, I think I might have one. I will probably do. They probably feel cuddling so much more. Cause they have more like, uh, like it's like, yeah, it's like daredevil probably do. They probably feel cuddling so much more because they have more like, it's like, yeah,

it's like daredevil. They can like smell your breath. The guy just comes from cuddling. Yeah, dude. Blind people probably love to cuddle. I, I could,

I, I pre come during cuddles, dude. Do you actually? Yeah, dude. Yeah. You know,

I like to cuddle. So I'll cuddle for like an hour, dude. Are about a you're spooning or you're like just all kinds of like spooning oh are you talking about a makeout session dude uh seems like you might be hot mouthing there's some there's some cuddling there's cuddling but then there's some you know make out in between you know just to keep like yeah we got it we can't keep the you know we gotta make the cuddle more interesting yeah just like please i do want to have sex with you but i do actually really just like this like no lie i love this like yeah that's sick you're there to cuddle you might be a furry deep down have you ever tried my dick's too low for a suit oh no but i thought a lot of being a furry

is about the hugging and cuddling i'd be a fucking curry i'm not i'm not i think furries fuck do they in the first you have a fursona i think so do you know yours i need to get a fursona how do you get it is it like a generator you have to go on a journey i haven't been on my furry journey yet what is that you like figure out what kind of furry you are yeah i'm like yeah yeah all right which one were you you'd be a sloth dude sloth why or or the grinch the grinch god damn i feel like i'd be more of like a lion or a bear no no you'd be a sloth no dude if you were a bear you ever see they are never aren't they all just wolves no all furries yeah i thought they were all bears they're

not all wolves there's there's there's different types of furries man have you heard there's also a type of fay there's fay fay are fairies they're like people who believe they're fairies what is fay what does that even stand for fairies it's like mythological talk or whatever it's like norse talk or some shit so do the fairies and the and the furries ever fuck or is that like forbidden that's like romeo and juliet dude you know mythical shit happens all the time yeah crossover fanfics it was just god's fucking humans and shit like that and that's the bible brother yeah that is the bible that's just straight up classic truth i always wonder how people find out that they're into being a fairy or a thig.

Yeah, like how do you become that shit? They watch anime and they don't have enough pills for their mental illness. So then... They just manifest. They got to be super online. Yeah. That's got to be a whole different Reddit. They're destroyed by Twitter. Some people are racist because

of twitter like the twitter can just twitter destroys people yeah it's like you ever just see something you're like oh my god and then it just shows you that all the time yeah the whole new algorithm it's just always showing you bad shit yeah it's people dying yeah racist stuff yeah i hate it i hate it too you're big on twitter though you're always tweeting i i recently seeing lamar on the timeline i just started to like tweeting i used to hate it yeah yeah but then i like oh don't take it seriously just fucking be what you say what you want yeah yeah you get any good takes off uh no i've been thinking about something that's a real hard take to say on anything yeah this is the place then, brother. Close the door.

We'll lock the door. Another time. Give me a couple more months to get more courageous. No, say it and we'll delete it. I just want to hear it. Or push the mic away from you. I'm worried. I'm scared about what it's going to be.

What is it about? What group is it about? Yes, dude. Children? No, I think it's about this one this i'll give you my second most intense take okay that i'm sort of afraid to say but i'm not really afraid to say okay it's about uh black people and how uh okay this is coming from you not us yeah sometimes sometimes the other guys are right about us.

Oh, well, Mayor, you don't want to be saying this. You're appeasing to the white man. No, I'm not appeasing the white man. I'm trying to talk to black people. No, you're talking to this is the wrong podcast for that. No, dude. There's a couple of us out there, dude. There's going to be people who are listening like, yeah, we are right about this.

You're encouraging them yes and some of it is misunderstanding of the culture like loud music that's a misunderstanding of the culture but this is me talking to black people as a person that white people come to to explain black people shit yeah oh and i'm in the wrong place i guess no but no you know get it off your chest please yeah you're more than welcome to so like yeah just just chill out a little bit all right we'll get that on we'll get that on a quote card has a has a message for watching dude i saw i saw chill out a little bit dude i saw uh there was i was at a show the other day ever g i was at a show and it was this place they were having they had pokemon cards yeah but on the pokemon cards were like rappers

so they had like a king von pokemon card like a g herbo like uh um who's the guy who just got never mind who it was like a lot of dead rappers on it too and it was a shop for sure owned by a white guy and why it was like white artists and then for sure like and i was like yo they're seeing this shit too it was the first time i really like conceived that white people are seeing the shit that black people are doing and that sometimes you gotta be like yo dude we need to chill out what kind of stuff what do you mean the stuff that you know what i mean come on dude i don't i don't have no idea i don't know also is it hot as shit in here yeah did they put the ac like break or something

no it's just these spicy hot takes that's why i need to hear number one i don't want to hear number one i got enough from number two i don't even want to know what number one is i'm a i'm a fan of conversation dude i love talking about things totally uh like that people don't like talking about you know yeah you like to push the boundaries not push your boundaries it's just like a open a complete open conversation yeah just being curious about some shit yeah i mean i would love to ask jewish people about taxes oh hell yeah how do i how do i win yeah fuck it you have any jewish friends no none of them are like money jews you broke jewish friends none of them are fucking Harry Potter Jews. No, yeah.

I gotta chill. This power water's got me. Arr, dude. Arr. That's because you're sipping on the Miami Vice right now. He went from the sex on the beach to the Miami Vice. That's a dangerous combo. I've never seen a man go from sex on the beach to Miami

Vice and make it out alive. From the orange to the red even the orange to the red look how dense it is i still got a podcast and a show to do yeah what show are you doing uh i don't know comedy chaos i can't remember yeah where are you going on the road you're going on the road a lot oh yeah uh june 23rd 24th i've been fucking uh foxborough massachusetts at the comedy scene hell yeah go see lamar july 21st i'm at a place in rhode island i can't remember but follow me i'll post it yeah and then the july 22nd is another massachusetts place and that's at the nook yeah there's more shows coming i just got to talk to people who books your shows uh me do you yeah i'm my guy right now you get out the fucking mud let's go yeah

thank you is it hard is it is it worth it it seems like you're getting booked places pretty easily yeah it's well for me to do it yeah is it worth it yes yes but also i am in the market talking to people yeah yeah i yeah i have a friend i'm gonna be like yo dude fucking a dude shit's coming help me it's so interesting how like uh comedians and podcasters in that world are like independent contractors of their own where they have to like hire and fire people like yeah like those who's like the fact that they fired you and then like hired you back or that like you employ someone sass that you you like at some point could fire like like if they're not doing a good job or like you know what i mean like everybody in comedy who has agents like might have to fire those people yeah that sucks i don't want to ever have to fire

anybody that takes so much like balls and like uh uncomfortable conversation that like it is weird to that that like you like that to think that i could fire someone i always feel like they're gonna fire me even though technically they work for me yeah i know it's very weird it's got to be exhilarating to fire the fuck out hell no it probably sucks nah dude you've been doing the business for a long time you're just like firing people have you ever fired anybody uh have i ever fired anybody for any job no i usually because a lot of recently people have been like doing some stuff for me for free but i usually throw scratch usually don't come asking for me for usually for the people that didn't get paid all right there's a reason for that your work wasn't good enough you didn't earn that money

okay i'm sorry i'm mean but that's i'm being a business i mean they'll get better if you that's what portnoy used to do to us man yeah dude you're a business man look what portnoy built dude look what he built i know free shit everywhere yeah who would have thought who would have thought we'd be sitting here drinking miami vices right now i'm gonna drink this on a scooter yeah bring the unopened one back down to gas digital yeah bring it back to gas yeah who's over at gas digital what the fuck what kind of operation they have going on over there it's one of the best operations in the world dude what's their layout legion of skanks they got three studios right now god damn three studios you got kitchen it's pretty nice it smells good in there it's

clean in here they well this is this is actually like really uh this is like one of their most like open things recently but they did have to fire their office manager recently because uh she was a fine asian ting she was fucking beautiful they had to get rid of that's why they fired her no she was distracting everyone i'm sorry maybe you're too fine do you remember when dave smith interviewed rfk no i didn't know he did that dave smith of leisure skanks and part of the problem on his podcast part problem he uh he interviewed robert f kennedy jr and then she went to a security and started asking them about jfk shit and talking to him about that no way yeah yeah oh damn they had to give it a shot yeah damn yeah i feel like he that guy's

the most like open-minded like uh he'll like entertain any conversation yeah you think he talked for like uh like four hours about like vaccines and autism and then it was like whoa whoa don't ask me about my family what the hell i wish i could do his frog voice his fucking beat up ass voice i haven't listened to anything that he's done but everyone keeps talking about him gardini keeps on sending me quotes of his uh gardini texted me this morning say dude he's the man i love him he seems pretty cool i feel like a lot of his talking points are like i didn't used to see autism and now i see a bunch of it like what the hell dude he's right dude what the hell happened to these kids

or he's like he said it is more important to be of service than successful gardini sent me that this morning and they sent me last night. It said, it's quite stunning to watch liberals applauding censorship, particularly the muzzling of the bullied mothers of injured children in order to protect pharmaceutical products from criticism. I don't know what that means at all. That doesn't sound like Gardini at all. No, that's not. It's Robert. Gardini's sending me these things, though.

I don't know why. He sees you, dude. He's probably trying to get me to vote for RFK. Dude, can I be honest? I'm doing it. You're going to vote for him? I'm voting for RFK. We got to get this on a quote card, too.

What did you hear? This is piping hot. What did you hear that made you say like, that's my guy? Well, he's the only one being like, he's the only person, like, think about this. In the last like 10 to 12 years,

he's the only person being like, I'll listen to you. Tell me if I'm wrong. Damn straight. That's it. That's it so that you can prove me wrong i'll accept it and he does like he's like i don't know enough i don't like so far so he's the only guy that's opened a conversation and that fine asian secretary tried to have a conversation with him and they fired her it wasn't her choice so was she asking him or was she was asking him she was asking like the security guys security guys damn that's wild that's a wild move by her it's a ballsy move yeah security guy snitch it wasn't eric yeah yeah i'm

surprised they fired her yeah for asking the questions you gotta ask questions you have one chance she's trying to get intel trying to figure out what really happens the kennedys are wild though they like half of their family just drops dead like every year yes but there's also like 85 000 of them you know shut the fuck up they do they drop dead all the time shut the fuck up dude you're gonna get we're gonna get dropped i'm just trying to vote for one guy yeah you must know something you know something that's why you're voting for him i like you're next you must be next on the hit list literally anyone the kennedys take out lemare anyone you talk to they're like who listens to him is like they're like lemare scooter crashed

pirate waters they run you off the road right off the bridge that'd be so fucked well i think needs to happen is i think you need to hire this fine Asian secretary for panties in my mouth. She could help run the La Mer's Pleasure Palace. If you guys, if everybody who listens to Son of a Boy Dad subscribes to patreon.com slash PITM, maybe we can. Fuck yeah. Maybe we can. PITM? Yeah, panties in the mouth.

Let's go, panties in the mouth. We play Dungeons and Dragons on there. We're about to do a full day so we can finish the series so you guys can get those. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Well, go see La Mer on the road. Oh, yeah. Come to my shows, too.

Yeah. Please, do all that shit. Yeah. And subscribe to his Patreon. Watch his YouTube. Yeah, this was fun, right? Yes, this was a great time. I feel like you barely touched your pyro water, though.

I touched this one Yeah there's no need for two Everyone touched you Once I started getting real conversations I was like yo dude stop You didn't want to be off the pyro waters Talking RFK Yeah I know dude you gotta be respectful when you talk RFK

My president RFK Alright well thank you for joining us Oh yeah Hell yeah Fuck yeah It was fun it was great