Son of a Boy Dad - Lightning Crashes - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #111

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

Lightning Crashes - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #111 -- Lil Sas & Rone discuss Moontower, catch up on each others' weekends, spit some bars & much, much more! Enjoy. #Ad -- Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://barstool.link/GametimeApp, enter your email, and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). #Ad -- Barstool Store: Shop now at https://store.barstoolsports.com #Ad -- Shady Rays: Go to https://barstool.link/shadyraysBSS and use code SON for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Yeah. Fucked. All right. Let's do this before my Advil wears off. This shit's going to get nasty in here. Can you clap again?

Dude. Just bleep out that whole thing. Just go heavy bleeps. All righty. Welcome back to the podcast. Welcome back to Son of a Boy. That podcast. It is Monday. It is three o'clock and we are here in the studio. And can I be the first to say what is up, it is 3 o'clock, and we are here in the studio.

And can I be the first to say, what is up, everybody? Fuck yeah. What is up, everybody? What the hell is going on, guys? Good to see you all. I know you're seeing me. We should start doing the pre-recording thing when you pop in. You're like, what's up, guys? Before we get into today's episode, we got a fucking banger for you guys. Listen, skip ahead to minute 23 where Sass makes the fucking joke of his life.

Oh, it's so good. You guys, I can't wait for you guys to hear this. We're finger popping ourselves in the second half hour, so. They've actually told us to do this before. Finger popping home along with us. We're like, nah, nah. Of course they have. We're good.

Yeah. Well, how you doing? What were you? We were just talking about the live show. Yeah, we did a live show in Austin for Moon Tower. And Mook was like, did you have anybody open up for you? No, it was raw. It was just it was just raw.

Yeah, it was Eddie Murphy in the 80s type of shit. It was like it was like we showed up 10 minutes before the show. They were like, what do you guys want us to say? And we were like, son of a boy, dad. And then we just walked right out on stage. They were like, can we get you anything to drink? We were like, yeah. They were like, we'll send.

No, at first they were like, we'll send in a waiter. We got there maybe 40 minutes before, 35 minutes before. They said they'd send in a waiter. And the waiter came in at 8.02. And I broke the sink. I think the waiter came in and I broke the sink. And then she left because she was trying to fix the sink. Oh, that was the waiter came in at 802 sink i think the waiter came in and i broke the sink and then she left because she was trying to fix the sink oh that was the waiter yeah we should have just had her get us a but that was actually that was the waitress i don't gender them like

that i don't just i'm not throwing that on it's just typically i like to say the server yeah the serve the servant yeah but uh dude the live show was great. It was super fun. So easy. Easier than this by a lot. Why do you think it was easier? Because we have a live reaction. Like, we know if what we're talking about is entertaining or not. That is true.

You can just go down a path. Yeah. For example. It felt like we were, like, killing up there. Yeah, we were. We were kind of eating. Yeah, we were getting big pops. And it was, yeah, it was funny and easy.

And we really didn't, like, plan or try anything. No, we were getting big pops. And it was, yeah, it was funny and easy. And we really didn't like plan or try anything. No, we literally didn't plan anything. It's because there's a serial killer on the loose and everybody was on edge. It was so easy. They were living like it was their last day on earth. Just pounding Michelob Ultras. Yeah, it was fun. It was very funny.

So maybe we'll do more of those in the future. Yeah, but we just got a fucking email from from the bosses being like you're not actually allowed to make content unless it's on your cell phone yeah yeah yeah why did you guys have a microphone just use your voice project yeah use god's microphone it's the most powerful fucking weapon on earth the voice just standing on the street corner corner screaming but like there were parts of the show where you were just like on a roll just like roasting for like like a minute when you were talking about like the barstool jackets i feel like we didn't really

get to talk about that but you like the crowd was just like losing their shit as you just like flame it was so easy yeah it was funny as fuck because then it's like then if you say something then if there was like a like a a dull moment it was there was no Yeah, it was funny as fuck. Because then it's like, then if you say something, then if there was like a dull moment, it was, there was no pressure because it was like, okay, well, this is a podcast. There's dull moments. Yeah. You idiots. It was so easy.

And everyone was like so attentive and like. No bad crowd members, no bad energy. That was great. Only came for us. It's not like there was someone else on the card. That was so easy. Like they weren't like, oh, well, wait till we hear these other people. Like part of my takes coming on after you. well yeah just like listen to them and even when

you do comedy shows live like on the road like when we like me and francis are going to do cobs this weekend in san francisco like there will be people there that don't know who me and francis are who are just like oh let's go to a comedy show no one's gonna no one does that for live podcasts yeah no one's like oh we gotta go check out this random live podcast. Podcast we've never seen or heard before. That actually sounds like a nightmare. Listening to somebody else's podcast like any other podcast

that I don't know. It's tough to listen to a podcast for the first time. Yeah, it is. If there's people who are probably trying us out right now that are like, what have I gotten myself into? Stick with it a couple years see if you like us download and subscribe so yeah it was fun um moon tower was fun it was dope i had to rush back to get to my hot tub boat tour yeah i wish i left the same day as you dude

i was just a shell of a man you're pretty sick huh i'm sick and i wasn't dude i like barely even drank this weekend like the most drunk i got the whole time was the night that you were there and we like barely drank the first night i got the second night the first night you were kind of drinking or did we just meet up or we went out for those little drinks and just yeah no i left i was in bed by like midnight that night yeah i was barely on my feet I was in bed by like midnight that night. Yeah, I was barely on my feet. I was in bed by midnight almost every night. And then the second night after the show, you stayed at the... The jam. What's that called?

The goddamn comedy jam. And where is it? What do you mean, where is it? What's the name of the venue? Well, it's not there every time. What was the name of the venue? Anton's. Yeah, that place was sick.

Yeah, yeah. Just a bunch of comics and fucking industry people, though. The industry shit was a little bit over the top oh yeah yeah i got pressed yeah they just having a blue lanyard yeah they're like what's your credentials how long you been industry crazy how many dicks have you sucked yeah they were uh those boys were out to play um because the the thing about moon tower is there's no stakes it's not like one of those festivals where you're like you might get booked on snl if you do well at the festival it's literally just like you go and you perform and all the industry people are there and they don't they're already they're not like looking for new talent because they already have their people that they

book they're just helping them out supporting yeah so they're all fucking obliterated out of their minds yeah dude people were so drunk. And I was so sober. Do you think they like comedy? No. It's just business? I think they might like it a little bit, but they've all seen everyone's act a thousand times. And they don't laugh?

They just don't laugh at anyone? Probably not. It's just tough. I feel like that's a little bit spooky. It was nice for me as an outsider because I, like, it seems like everybody has their relationships, all the comics and the industry people all have their relationships.

I didn't know anyone out there. Yeah. People watching there ruled. There was just some absolutely bizarre humans. Yeah. I didn't know anyone. I felt so, I feel like I was at summer camp or I feel like it was like my first year. I was at like college orientation,

like trying to make friends just lingering with the tray yeah the lunch tray I would just throw that in every now and then yeah totally

people knew you though people were coming up to you like gangbusters no they were busting your gang yes they did what are you talking about all these you knew a ton of comics

people were coming up to you your friends that you knew. Well, I knew like Brendan Sagalow and Ian Fidance, but I barely saw them. I feel like there were other people that were coming up to you. There was a couple others that I knew. Yeah, exactly. But no one I was like close with. So it was just like, I don't know.

It was a pretty, and also I was sick the entire time. I've been sick for almost a week. Mook was sick two weeks ago, and then I took the torch and fucking sprinted with it for a week mook was sick two weeks ago and then i took the torch and fucking sprinted with it for a week no dude i think when me and mook went to nashville we saw my buddy matt he's still sick as well mook got sick from him i think and i think i got it from mook it all goes back to nick teraney yeah nick yeah nick it started with. He's patient zero and none of us know what it could be. I don't know. It's not COVID. I've had COVID before. It's not COVID.

But dude, I'm talking about waking up in the middle of the night like my feet are sweating. Behind my ears are sweating. Places that don't sweat. My whole body was filled with sweat. Your palms are just pouring water. Like gliding along the sheets. Like a Hadouken.

A fucking fire hose. Yeah. Fucking miserable. Yeah. Yeah. I had some of that too, but I do know that the, the most recent COVID strain is like, it attacks your eyeballs. Like three of my friends from home have had this fucking rare or like this

pink eye COVID strain where their shit is fucking sewn shut. Like the capillaries, they're fucking all the blood vessels in their eye are all popped it looks disgusting it has to be kobe because i i saw this other comedian i saw this other comedian at moon tower justin silver who's a buddy of mine and i was like he was like how you doing man and i was like i'm so sick dude i was like i don't know what it is and he's like yeah dude and he dude he turns around his eyes are just like this no and he was like he was like i went to the doctor apparently it's like some uh allergies that they have out here it's like it's like different than new york no dude everyone was sick that's that

bad fucking yeah that's that i go i haven't heard about the i thing but now i think about it he was like he was like dude i woke up and my eyes were sealed shut that's what did i just say i know what did i just say i should probably let him. What did I just say? I should probably let them know. They were showing pictures like these, my friends that came up for the hot tub boat tour were showing pictures

fucking the entire time of just like everybody who they knew's eyes that looked like zombies. It was just like a hell line up. But I never had any eye shit, bro. I believe that, like,

because this is, this is the most sick I've, like right now I'm fine because I'm on a bunch of Advil and I'm, I was never, like I'm not like, like, cause this is, this is the most sick I've like right now I'm fine. Cause I'm on a bunch of Advil and I'm, I'm pro I was never like, I'm not like fever sick anymore, but when we were hanging out on the day, like when we were playing ping pong and stuff,

I was like fever sick that day. Yeah. You were weak. And we were just walking through the Texas sun with your long pants on. Oh, it was terrible. We couldn't even eat our meatloaf burgers. We went to the most famous place in austin fucking crushed these burgers that's where the

lady told me that my plane got struck by lightning the fucking flight attendant yeah yeah that's insane and then we went and played ping pong and dude i put on a fucking show yeah you did you whooped us the way that you must feel when whenever you play pool mook you should have seen me dude I was dicing out there yeah he was smoking us I don't think you're good at ping pong I think we're just really yeah you guys are really bad it was nice it was good for me though it was really nice we all have our thing dude yeah Tyler's sick of basketball. You're sick at... Something.

You're sick at pool. No, no. Don't play yourself. You're sick at pool. And Mook is sick at kickboxing. Yeah, Mook's a kickboxer. I learned a front kick this weekend. Hell yeah.

Was it sick? A flying front kick, sorry. Damn. Would love to see you use that in the wild. You'll see. You can't just do one right now? You want me to... No, don't. You're going to hurt yourself. I just want to see one right now? Oh, you want me to? No, don't.

You're going to hurt yourself. I just want to see one. Not in here, bro. He has to stretch out and shit. I only use it on like when there's force, you know, when people are coming at us. That's when it comes out. What do you do with your other kick? It's kind of like how you don't play with a gun.

You don't fuck around with a flying kick. Just put the kick on safety. I got to keep that tucked for a special day. Can you do it with both feet? Oh, yeah. Really? You have pretty loose hammies and hip flexors? I played catcher growing up, so I'm like, oh, yeah.

It's true. I tried to kick as high as I could recently, and it was fucking like the top of the coffee table. Oh, damn. Not really, but it is tough, tough dude i would love to be able to high kick me too i feel like high kicking used to be a sign that you're a man yeah you go out to the wild and high kick have you ever seen those videos of rogan doing his like power kicks yeah it's powerful and the rockets who's more manly than the fucking

than like a broadway dude who can like pop his shit up. Yeah, exactly. Those guys are getting up to the fucking here. Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels. He retired so people stopped thinking he was cool. Yeah, that's fucked.

Damn. What do you do with your like what do you do with your other foot? Do you go like that? Is it like that? Yeah, I give it a little raise and then plant

and you fly. I can't just see one? that's so that's such bullshit i was picturing it like this like you're flying through the air i was picturing it like that too like you were i thought you were like in the air for a good like 15 seconds you're not zooming through the air for 15 seconds i was picturing like an anime kick same like the lightning bolts from the the hands and then you fucking flying through the air like this i don't know what sass is fucking anime fighting style would be it's the naruto run yeah arm straight back

dude on my flight yesterday i don't know if this ever happened to you i you you do you ever get your ears clogged on a flight? Yeah it's the worst Pretty common So it's like a three and a half hour flight home And I was sitting I was asleep on the plane I fell asleep for like the last hour And I woke up

And it felt like my head was Legitimately about to explode Like to the point that I was like I was looking around Being like dude i was i was looking around like being like we gotta get this thing on the ground because i'm i'm about to die i need to report myself yeah and it was like the pressure in the ears but it was just it was when we were going down and it just kept getting worse and worse like fast to the point that like my teeth hurt my whole face hurt and i was like i

was like squirming around like like i was like texting my mom being like i don't know what's going on i don't know what to do and i i eventually i started doing like the thing where you pull it where you pull your nose you close your nose and you breathe out your nose yeah and um it finally it was like took a long, but finally it got released a little bit on my right side. And then the left side was getting worse still. And I'm like losing my shit. And I finally got it.

And dude, it felt like I felt the pressure leaving my head. Like it, like, like, like a cartoon character, like blowing smoke out of their ears. Like it was making a noise. It was like Like the T's ready? Yeah, like someone letting air out of a balloon. I think I was like seconds away from just popping, dude. Just reporting yourself to an air marshal?

Yeah. Telling the pilot we need to get this thing on the ground now because I'm going to fucking kill everybody on board. It was like genuinely scary as fuck. You have to you have to i think chew gum for that but that's probably some sinus shit connected to your fucking terrible case of covet 19 yeah it is it's definitely covet dude that's part of this new strain your head explodes yeah dude it's just been a nasty week and i and i was sick it has it's just been a bad week dude i was sick on tuesday i was sick. It has. It's just been a bad week, dude. I was sick on Tuesday. I was sick on Tuesday.

Woke up after we did recorded. Sick as hell. And Shane texted me and was like, do you want to do my show at the stand? And I was like, I don't care if I'm dying of AIDS. I'm doing this show at the stand. I'm not missing this show. When a legend

hits you up like that you need to fucking answer the call of duty I was like totally and then I get my couch it's a big day, couch delivery day couch gets in couch is fucking huge dude, like

fucking massive it's uh the Amazon guy calls me and is like hey i'm out front i thought they were like bringing it up to my apartment he gets it into the lobby i have to help him lift it cabs aren't that heavy it's pretty light like it was probably like 120 pounds because like moms need to be able to pick it up and vacuum underneath it pretty light so we're bringing it in we get it into the lobby and he's like is there an elevator and i was like yeah and he's like i'm like i don't know if it's gonna fit on the elevator though we'll probably have to do the lobby and he's like is there an elevator and i was like yeah and he's like i'm like i don't know if it's gonna fit on the elevator though we'll probably have to

do the stairs and he's like oh no no he's like i'm not bringing it up he's like that i it ends here for me and i was like oh shit so i'm alone in the lobby with this couch that is taking up the entire lobby of the building the entire lobby and like the the super's coming out like all these people are coming out being like did you measure the door and i'm like yeah of course i measured the door never measured the door but they're like they're like well because like you gotta measure the door because i don't think this is gonna fit through the door and i'm like i don't know like it said it would fit through the door and what do you mean it said it would fit through the door i don't know dude i'm just like making shit up because i'm like i'm embarrassed as hell you thought all couches would fit you thought it was

one size fits all i thought it was gonna fit i didn't think it was gonna be that big it's a two cushion couch cushions are like this big that's probably gonna be awesome though it is it's it's a nice couch but i was like dude it was mortifying how did you get it up there i did they were like you gotta call a couch doctor so i called the doctor the doctor the doctor showed up at like 6 30 6 45 he was like i was like i got a hard out at 7 45 so i have to go to the stand and dude what the fuck is the couch doctor the couch doctor basically he explodes your couch into a million pieces and then he brings it up to your apartment and then he puts the whole couch back together is this like is this a known thing i've never heard i never heard of it but i looked it up and it's like apparently it's like a very known thing

yeah you can get a couch into like anywhere yeah from the inside or what they saw they saw like the the frame in half they just like put a new board when they fix it damn and so he just like disassembled it like fucking took all the bones apart and just stuffed the body into your apartment and then reassembled it? I have no idea what they did because I left to go to the stand and KB came and sat in. Where did he sit? I don't know. I felt bad. Think about it.

Think about it. Where did he sit? He stood. Yeah, that's so fucked up. He stood in. I told, I was like, dude, I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you can do this, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, dude, don't worry about it all. Like, I'm in the area.

I'll just come. And like two hours had passed and he's sending me videos of them like fighting with the other tenants. They're like, they're like, it's a fucking mess out here. You can't leave it like this. And they were like going back at them. Was KB going back at them? No, KB was filming from around the corner.

Why would you ask him to do that, though? That's such a weird fucking... I had no other option. I just don't know why someone had to chaperone your apartment. I don't know. And just picturing him standing still. I guess he was probably just scrolling TikTok for two hours straight. I guess it's like a liability thing.

It's like you don't sign anything. You're paying cash. Yeah. So they were like. You got to pay KB. I know. Are you going to? I was going to, and then he said don't.

But you got to. You have to, despite his protestations. Well, I asked for his Venmo, and he wouldn't give me his Venmo. His protests. He was just fucking putting his phone number. True. I forgot about that completely. Just was just fucking putting his phone number. True. I forgot about that completely. Just pay the man.

That's sick, though. How is it having the couch? Still just laying in bed. It's more of a decorative piece. It's an outdated piece of furniture. Yeah. That sucks. No, I sat in it yesterday, but it but it was nice i mean it's a nice couch

you sit do you lay flat down on the couch or do you sit yeah are they flat down too i gotta get like a coffee table to rest my feet on what about i gotta get a big tv yeah an ottoman maybe but i think a coffee table would be just better so i don't feel like a side table to put my but have you seen have you seen the ottomans that double as a coffee table? I have not, no. They're fucking nice. Very interesting. I wanted to get one, and I think it's just like a piece of man furniture

that women hate, so my wife was fucking put the kibosh on that, but I think you just fucking ottoman slash coffee table. Yeah, I think I should. You can get one that's both. Dude, I think I might just leave my bed in the living room and then put my desk in my bedroom and then write it off as an office.

You cannot do that. Yes, you can. No, you can't. Yes, you can. I'm telling you right now, you can't do that. You can. It has to have its own separate entrance. That would be the, it has its own door.

A door out? No. It has to have an entrance to like the outside world. No way. 100%. No way. This is like the main thing that people try to fucking like scoot around on their taxes. world. No way. A hundred percent. No way. This is like the main thing that people try to fucking like

scoot around on their taxes. There's no way. I guarantee everybody who's tried to pull some funny shit with this has gotten caught because they fucking checked. They audited it.

I'm filing my taxes today. Late as hell. And you're going to try and claim the office on these new taxes? This shit's getting claimed. You have to. No, I'm not. I was thinking for 2023.

No, just claim it. Dude, I was going through all my expenses and I put it all into that Mint website because it keeps track of all the categories and stuff. Dude, the amount of money that I spent on Uber Eats, like, mind-bgling.

It's bad. Dude. Five figures. On Uber Eats? Yeah, and Ubers. Damn. But I can expense all of it. It's all getting written up.

For your taxes? Well, the Ubers are. The Uber Eats are not. Because you Uber to work and you Uber on the road? Yeah. And all my flights. Dude, I spent more money on Uber Eats than I spent on flights. The tax man is going to listen to this shit, bro. You got to spend it or they take it from you. That's what 50 Cent said.

Bro, this is all allowed. Ubering to work? No, I'm talking about Uber. All the stuff on the road. Oh, you spent all that on the road? No, no. That was like total.

Maybe. You're going to have to split it up, bro. Yeah, it's going to be a bitch. They're such assholes. They're such dickheads. You know what other countries, they do your taxes for you and they just send you what you owe? That kind of makes sense.

They send you like an invoice. They're like, this is what you owe. That makes sense. Why do I have to do this shit? It's so fucking stupid. And then they're just going to adjust it. They're going to be like, no, that's actually not, you're wrong about this. It's just glorified homework.

God, it sucks, dude. I haven't had that feeling in so long. Yeah, that pressing feeling of homework right around the corner. Yeah. That sucks. It's so bad. Moving is homework, too. I still have to finish fucking moving, dude.

Packing up your shit, that sucks terribly. I have so much stuff to do. That's infuriating. Is like half your stuff still at your old place? Yeah. Oh my god. You gotta buy boxes? No, I have boxes there already. But they're just unassembled?

It's all closed. Flat boxes. It'll be easy. I'll just have to Uber a bunch. But, dude, it's so much shit. And then I go to Iceland next week, which I'm fucking pumped for. It's going to rain the entire time we're there. That's fine, though. You're with your boys. Who gives a fuck?

What, were you going to get tan? Were you going to wear anything that didn't have a hood on it anyway? Other than your sweater? We're getting our Icelandic sweaters on day one. But you could just roll up that turtleneck over your head, dude. Just throw it over your head like a Pooh Shiesty. Like George Pickens. I just copped an eye mask.

Sleepy mask. Now the ones that you put like the masks. Oh, over your head? Yeah. I sleep with those some mornings because I have like fucking sunlight pouring in. It's Lord of Ceiling windows. Beautiful. Yeah. I got that because apparently it gets it doesn't get dark or it gets dark it starts getting light out at like

3 a.m you gotta trick your body yeah where are you guys staying the woods you're intense or like in a glamping kind of yeah no tents yeah no we getting tents. You're gonna set them up yourself? Yeah. Setting up a tent is easy. No, you're not, dude. Bro, I did the most dangerous game show. I know how to set up a tent. You're gonna sleep in that kind of tent? Yeah. In Iceland? Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. I thought that you were staying... Me and my boys straight

cuddling. Bro, there's like a non-zero chance you die. Staying in a tent like that? Hell no. What if a bear comes and gets you? We have already been through this, dude. The most dangerous animal they have in Iceland is the snow fox.

And it's the size of a kitty cat. What about the elements? Or what about a fucking drunk Icelandic dude wielding an axe? That could happen. We could get blown up by a volcano, but that wouldn't be the worst way to go out. That would be kind of cool. Yeah, I could never. Or like falling into up by a volcano, but that wouldn't be the worst way to go out. That would be kind of cool. Yeah, I could never. Or like falling into a glacier or some shit like that.

Did you see the video of the dude falling into the glacier? I did. That was horrifying. That was horrifying, yeah. How scary was that? Yeah, that was horrifying. How did he get out? I don't know. I need the end of that story.

Dude, those things just don't stop. I know. They just go to like the center of the earth. I think. And he was like trying to, he luckily like wedged his skis. Yeah. Like fucking chopsticks in the wall. I literally don't know how they, like, did they just find that video camera on his dead

body? Maybe. Who did he alert? Have you seen how they do it when they're hiking, dude, and they just throw the ladder over those? Even the guys who climb Everest. They throw ladders. They put ladders.

They still do that to this day. That's scary as fuck. There has to be a better method. Just don't do it. And a ladder. You're fishing the entire time. Are you going to go on any excursions? No, we're fishing two days, I think.

Unfortunately, we're not actually there for that long. This sucks. We're just going to have this exact same conversation on next week's episode. Why? Because it's going to be the day before I leave. All right, we can save it. No, we got nothing else to talk about. Let's talk about GameTime, the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.

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I got fucking stories on stories. Yeah? No, I don't know. So I leave May 2nd, but the thing is, my flight is not until 8pm, because there's only red eyes. And I get in at 6am on May 3rd, and then I believe I leave

May 8th. Well, what time can you check into your tent? Yeah, I can't get my tent until 3 o'clock. Well, the thing is we have to get our car and shit. So you're packing a tent? No, we're renting all of it there. Where do you get them from? There's a whole thing where you can get the tents, the sleeping bags, and everything.

No hotel nights? No hotel nights. We might do a hotel night the last night yeah you're gonna definitely do a hotel the last night well i'm gonna be staying at like the ritz carlton and shit my buddies they need the tents they can't afford hotels that's their best option yeah you have to spring for them they're they're probably living in tents in america right now they're just you're homeless boys yeah i saw them in austin were those the dudes you're talking to yeah yeah yeah boys in austin sleeping outside of the mothership so is this that is that literally why like they're just trying to do a shoestring vacation like this or do they fancy themselves

to be like bear grill style outdoorsman so i'll tell you what happened i woke up one day and i said i you know what i've never really been on a vacation that I've planned that like by myself that I've wanted to do. It was like probably like my sixth Instagram in a row. It was, I think. I think you were in,

this is when you were in Brazil or Florida, whichever one it was that no one knows. Because for some reason there's a lot of mixed opinions on where you were, even though I'm pretty sure you were in Florida.

Yeah, I was in Florida. Yeah. But for some reason, Tyler's fully convinced that you were in Brazil. It's a long bit,. Yeah. But for some reason, Tyler is fully convinced that you were in Brazil. Mook thinks Brazil. Mook's team is in Brazil too. It's such a long bit.

No, I couldn't possibly. But you see someone vacationing like that and you're like, fuck him. So I woke up and I was on Instagram. And my Instagram explore page, it's all just like pictures of like cows and mountain goats and stuff. And it's all in Switzerland. And I was like, I really want to go to Switzerland. It's like a bucket list place I want to go. So I texted my buddies and I was like, Hey, I'm going to go to Switzerland in May. Cause I have a bunch of shit. Like I'm on, I've been on the road for, I will, I have, but I had Nashville, Austin, and then I'm going to San

Francisco. And I'm like, that's kind of a long burst of traveling. I want to go away after that. And so I was like, I'm going to go to Switzerland. And then I'm talking to's kind of a long burst of traveling I want to go away after that and so I was like I'm gonna go to Switzerland and then I'm talking to my buddy Bo whose mom's a flight attendant so he flies for free so I was like why don't you come to Switzerland with me what airline Delta yeah maybe I know her yeah probably and uh I was like well I was like you should uh come to Switzerland with me and he was like yeah uh when are you going and I was like I was gonna go uh like mid-May and he was like I could go early May and I was like, you should come to Switzerland with me. And he was like, yeah, when are you going? And I was like, I was going to go like mid-May. And he was like, I could go early May. And I was like, all right, cool. And then my other buddy, Matt was like, I actually got off of school like right then. He was like, I'll also come to Switzerland. And I was like, awesome. Let's go to Switzerland. And maybe an hour later, Bo calls me and he's like,

he's like, dude, I got a way better idea he's like let's go to iceland instead you got tyler childers yeah and he i was like i was like wait what like why would we do that he's like he's like dude switzerland is way too expensive like i'm not gonna be able to afford it turns out iceland is more expensive than switzerland yeah because there's no island and it's yeah it's not connected to the rest of europe a beer is like 20 bucks in iceland it's cheap to get there yeah but once you're there they're like we got you now. Yeah, exactly. So now, and then it turned in,

he likes to fish. So now it's turned into a fishing trip. I've been fishing maybe five times in the last decade. Dude, it's always the Bo show. Yeah. It's always the fucking Bo show. Now we're going to Iceland,

which I'm still happy to be good. It's going to be fun. But I wanted to go to Switzerland and now we're strictly just fishing, which I'm fine with. I like fishing, but. You just like Bo. I'm just with. I like fishing, but. You just like Bo. I'm just happy to be going somewhere.

Yeah. At least your Instagram better go crazy. Oh, yeah. Are you going to like turn it up? I've already got some ideas. I'm working on some content. What are we talking about? I don't know.

I was just thinking about a promo for me and Francis's Charleston show in West Virginia. Do some son of a boy dad promo, bro. True. Let's get to fucking 100,000. I know, we do need to get to 100,000. Bro, do a travel vlog and put it on. Definitely not doing that.

Just do a couple selfie videos. Bro, I'm going on vacation. I'm not fucking doing travel vlogs. Let's get to 100,000. Think about that plaque, dude. Think about when we're lining up fucking ketamine on that plaque. Fucking get fried off the 100,000 fucking celebrities pouring in to do. There's no fucking way I'm doing a travel vlog. It was so funny, dude.

Everyone I was telling, I was telling everyone about it. And they were like, are you doing like people at the stand? They were like, are you doing shows out there? They're like, there's probably a club where you could do some shows. And I'm like, dude, do you guys have an off switch? I'm like, I'm going away for like five days. I'll be okay without doing stand-up for five days. They're always trying to grind small rooms.

A pretty good club there. There's a kill box out in Iceland. They love to tell other comics what the name of the club is. And they're like, they describe it. They're like, stage on the left, a little bit dark. Dude, that room is fun.

They love to talk about the room. Most rooms are all the same. It's a great room. That's a shit box. That room is a fucking murder palace. Stage all the way in the back. Chairs in front of it. Lights facing it. There's a bar. It's like, oh, all the way in the back chairs in front of it. Lights,

lights facing it. There's a bar. It's like, Oh, all the rooms are the same. There's, Oh, that's a great room.

Wood on the walls. Yeah. Oh yeah. I know that one. Paintings. That one. I did look up. They do have a comedy club.

It's called the secret cellar. And the first picture was Bill Burr going up there. No way. Yeah. He was probably on vacation with his family. I know. Sneaking away. What are you doing, honey? Nothing.

I'm going to go to the secret cellar. But I'm pumped, dude. It's going to be fucking fun. We should go to Switzerland as a show. Look at the Mean Girls pod. They're always traveling for their shit. Look at Andrew Schultz's pod. One of us is not

a billionaire. They're flagrant. They're always traveling. No, no. This is actual write-off. If we go for the purpose of work, that's a literal write-off. We don't have to have Barstool pay for it. We'll go for the purpose of work and then we'll write off our

expenses on it. What is the write-off? The write-off, you don't actually get that money back. It just lowers the percentage down, right? Exactly. Ah. Ah. What is the write-off? The write-off, you don't actually get that money back. It just lowers the percentage down, right? Exactly. Ah. Look at the boy. Owen in the flesh. Sprite. Come through. Come through. Come through. Come to sit with us.

Break bread with us. How are you feeling, brother? Sprite. Yeah? Yeah. Probably got a lot of pent-up energy. Is that chair broken? Yeah. It's like not on the side. Oh, yeah. You're going to energy. Is that chair broken? Yeah. No, it's not. It's just in the back. It's like not on the side. Oh, yeah.

You're going to want to fix that before your head goes through the glass? I can really only plop down once. Yeah, he's already plopped. Dude, how do you feel? Good. I was supposed to get the last thing out of me today, though, and then it didn't happen, so that's going to be later in the week. So a little frustrated, but much better.

Can you tell us what's been going on? I got my appendix out like a month ago. Yeah? And I thought that was the root of all the pain I was in, which it was. But then in the recovery process, I was getting worse and worse. Turns out I got infected when I got my first surgery. So there ended up being like a grapefruit size abscess in my rib cage oh that i would i didn't know i was powering through and then i

eventually collapsed and then i still didn't want to go to the hospital so i slept one more night in our apartment and then my girlfriend brought me to the emergency room the next day. A grapefruit-sized abscess? Did they remove that? Yeah. What the fuck is that? Did you get to see it? Like in liquid form, yes. Oh, damn.

It was just oozing out of me. They pop that shit like a TikTok video? No, they shove a fucking needle in your spine, and it just comes. It's still in my pocket dude that is crazy did you were you going crazy because i might when my grandpa had surgery he got infected and he just lost his mind for like a month um were you like talking shit to like strangers in retrospect yeah i was having a brutal couple months yeah

you know yeah I have like a new lease on life everything's beautiful really? because I did a week in the hospital after like the initial week and like I couldn't I couldn't do the sunlight through the windows because it made me feel like a hamster

because you weren't allowed to like go out and play with it yeah yeah so i had so i was just windows down for like a week so i had no concept of time what were you doing for the engine christopher nolan movies as well didn't help really yeah yeah what did you do you got a roommate right yeah i had two throughout the week were Were they cool? They both died. Abscesses. The first did? I think so. Oh, no, dude. What the fuck?

That's crazy. I know. Oh, my God, dude. That was scary. You know what was not chill was also, I take that back. My roommate did not die. He got to leave but a person

on my surgery floor but a person on my surgery floor died right before and it was like as drugs were kicking in and I heard them freaking out about it oh blue line what do they call that flat line no what is it like code blue when the person's dying I don't know

chickens without their heads. That's crazy. And then the second dude was kind of more of like a Italian pervert type grandpa age. Legend. It was probably my grandpa. He was in there too. Every time the nurses would check his belly, he would be like, a little tickle. They would say, you have to stop saying that.

That's crazy, dude. Wash me again? There's a 50 in my wallet. Help yourself to it. I was literally, dude, I went and visited my grandpa in the hospital and he was like, talking shit to all the nurses. Because of the abscess? He just went insane. he got like back surgery

he's also old as shit I did a week in there and I think there's guys in there doing months obviously you probably lose it he was calling nurses in to explain friends bits to them like he was watching friends and he would call them in and be like Rachel's not actually

pregnant and like they were dealing with other serious stuff where were you where was the what hospital were the one on 14th no both times i went to the emergency room on 14th lennox hill yeah and then they shipped us to like 78th or something oh damn they take the cobblestone streets that's what you said when i texted you. They gave you the cobblestone treatment. That's fucking brutal. I'm very happy to see you all.

That's nuts. I'm in a great mood. That's crazy. I can't believe that happened to you. Hey, please get help when you need it, though. I know. You have to stop toughing through shit. You're tough as fuck, but it might kill you. I know. I think it's also at this age, you're just like lesson. It might, it might kill you.

I know. I think it's also at this age. You're just like, there's no way it's anything serious. That's what it was. I actually had like, I shed a single tear at one point where I was like, oh, I'm just like grown now. Yeah. Shit can happen.

Damn. Yeah. You're, you're an adult. Yeah. When you're little, you're just like, yeah, you're like, I'm in insane discomfort, but there's no way it's actually anything serious. I'm a 17 year old white man yeah yeah i'll be all right it's probably fucking heartburn yeah i'll take some pepto-bismol yeah that's horrifying pre-tums jesus christ dude yeah take care or when you feel that shit you gotta i guess get it checked

out or i don't know if people are listening. Dude, our landlord called me. Yeah. It was like one of the first things I saw, like waking up, and I answered it before getting a vitals check from the nurse. And my blood pressure was like triple. Oh, really? Yeah, they almost had to like, they didn't believe me.

I was trying to explain that story to them. I was like, no, I just got a call from my landlord. They're like, no, something's wrong. That's how much it stressed you out? Did you tell him you were in the hospital? I tried. He's probably like, I hear this all the time. Bullshit. He's a queen.

He's got a different accent. He used that on us, though. He was like, my mom's in the hospital. I was like, well, you're not in the hospital. We're probably going to be in the hospital because there's fucking rats running around our apartment. I haven't been. Have you? Dude, none of us have been.

It's got to be a fucking nightmare in there. I was definitely the last person in there. Have you just been in Long Island? Yeah. He's been in the hospital. You got out. You got out. I got out Thursday.

Yeah. But you probably left early with your hard-headed ass. Yeah. Ripping the shit off. I don't need to be in here. Massive. Yeah. Get me out, Dan.

That's crazy. So what's that insurance like? Is that Barstool insurance hitting different? Dude, I just got back onto it right in the nick of time. Yeah, what? There was like a six-month window. I was insurance-less. Tim Dillon would be like, pay for it yourself.

Where's the abscess? Damn, bro. That's crazy. No, God bless. Everything happens for a reason. What is an abscess? I don't know. everything what what is an abscess i don't know there's seems to be no difference between that and a tumor other than the cancer so you have a benign tumor yeah yeah benign yeah no it's just

like possible yeah an abscess assist and a tumor i don't think an abscess is firm enough to be considered i have no idea yeah i think assist is like is firm enough to be considered. I have no idea. Yeah, I think a cyst is like really firm, right? Is it? Yeah, I think a cyst is like a rock. That was the other. I know nothing about the human body or health medicine or anything. They would explain stuff to me and I didn't know.

Feel like a little vacation? You got to unplug a little? Oh, I was binging stuff. I watched Beef. Did you guys watch Beef? No, what's Beef? Don't put me on. Fucking 10-part limited series on Netflix.

The two co-stars have been canceled since release last week. Really? Really? Yeah, because one of the characters raped. Damn. They're probably good actors, though. of the characters raped. Damn. They're probably good actors, though. They know about it. But yeah, Steven Yeun, Ali Wong. They're probably incredible actors.

Ali Wong got canceled? Yeah. For what? For knowing about rape. Oh, damn. Damn. Hey, you can't even know these days. Don't tell me.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. these days. Don't tell me. Isn't Allie Wall, is she actually canceled? Isn't she like huge? No, just by like the dumb Twitter people we see on our time. Just caught a little bit of heat.

Yeah. Just a mild amount of heat. But it was really good. I'm surprised you guys didn't see anything about it. I got to try it. I got to check it it out did they have you on any drugs uh yeah the fun ones for the first couple morphine and what tyler what were you saying what's higher than morphine fentanyl i don't know i said morphine rock morphine was like the coolest thing in the world

yeah you explained it well once it was like a hula hoop goes to the top of your head all the way to your toes but you feel like your body getting warm as the hula hoop goes down. Yeah, I always declined it. And then you eventually, oh, why? Because that was back when I was smoking weed and I didn't get my teeth pulled out. And I was like smoking weed and I thought that if I took morphine, I would tell my parents that I was smoking weed. No, you would click. That's not what morphine does.

I thought it doesn't. It's not a truth serum. Yeah, dude, it makes you go crazy. No, it doesn't. It's not a truth serum. Yeah, dude. It makes you go crazy. No, it doesn't at all. Talking to your parents. It makes you lie way better. Like everybody addicted to morphine is the biggest liars in the world. None of those people tell it.

Definitely. People like smoke. Can't you like smoke morphine? Was he? Oh, he has like the lyric. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Missed, missed. Slipped it.

I think Hunter S. Thompson was doing a lot of morphine. Morphine pills like fucking pink. I can't stay on this morphine because it's making me itch. Damn, maybe we should get some morphine. You should have. You thought that the morphine was going to make you tell your parents you were on weed?

I just didn't want to be. Everyone used to post videos where they would get their wisdom teeth out. But it wasn't from morphine. That's Novocaine. I don't know. When I was getting my wisdom teeth out, they were like, you can either get laughing gas or morphine.

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Well, did you see those new shirts that we have? I did, yes. Those are on sale now. I actually wore one at the show. Actually, I threw them out into the crowd and it almost started a stampede. It did. Yeah, because you only had two. It started a feeding frenzy. Yeah. People were Cause we only had two. Feeding frenzy.

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Head to store.barstoolsports.com now and get ready to be the envy of all your friends. You know what they should have on the Barstool Sports store is the Barstool Beast's jacket. Because if I was like, I don't know if I'd wear that as an employee, as a fan, 100% would rock that. It would probably go for like $10,000. They should sell a limited amount. They should sell like 1 million of them at $10,000 each. Yeah. That would sell out so fast. Yeah yeah and then think about the resale it'd be like taylor swift tickets exactly

you thought you were good enough liar yeah no fair enough this was like 10 years ago you guys already recapped the tower uh we touched on it it was good as fuck though how was it fun it was uh or just a cool ass crowd are we in the second hour of the show second half hour uh yeah we're at 40 right now if you're at home start finger popping we promise people finger finger popping for the second hour thumbs up your own buttholes we promise we do it but it was a good ass it was a uh just fun casual good crowd big room ruckus yeah theyuckus. Yeah, they were fun. They were fucking, they were singing, they were fucking asking questions. Some of them were sober. Yeah, it was a good time.

Some of them were drunk. It was fun. There was like one dude who was hammered, but they weren't like a problem. I think I've had that a couple times recently. Usually people that are like that, that can't even talk because they're so drunk are usually like an issue. But lately they've just been the best.

Between me and you, Owen, it was just a testament to how Sass has grown as a performer because there was no lulls in conversation or whatever. He always had something to pick it up. And the way that he related to the crowd, he was very in control of those moments and knew how and when to do it. It was just like, ah. It was just, it was like a, it was so easy. You was like a wax on wax off turning into fucking smoking punches out of the way. Dude, it was easy as hell.

It was awesome. It was fun. That's dope. We might do some more. I think we might do one in New York at some point. It was dope, dude. But I had to rush back to get to this fucking hot tub boat tour.

Yeah. How was the hot tub boat tour? It was supposed to be on fucking Saturday night. Um, how was the hot tub boat tour it was supposed to be on fucking saturday night um but they fucking had to cancel it on saturday night because there was lightning and they're like this dude's charged up his chances of getting struck by lightning again are super high and so they're like you can have like the there's like a four o'clock or eight o'clock just call me back and so i talked to everybody they're like we'll do the four o'clock i called back and they're like oh we just gave away the four o'clock and so they said

that we could come at 12 o'clock we could come early at 12 o'clock for the bow tour so like the fucking and this is it was rescheduled like two years ago because there was fog there was low visibility so they had to reschedule it again on sunday or to Sunday, but there was a marathon going on in Brooklyn and there was also a marathon going on in Jersey city where it was. And so we gave us like 35 minutes, a half hour to get over there. And we got trapped in the city. Like we couldn't go anywhere.

Did you not do it? We couldn't go. Like we couldn't travel through the streets of jersey city and we were like talking to this woman she was like the other people are late just get here on time even the captain was calling us being like just you want to go north here telling us all like the the intersections he was like we'll save the boat for you and like we were just getting off at the exit and they called us and they're like we just left the hot tub boat tour just left without you so we got completely fucking dicked everybody was furious there was like another car us and they're like, we just left. The hot tub boat tour just left without you. So we got completely fucking dicked.

Everybody was furious. There was like another car drive and they just drove like straight down to Philly. They didn't even do the exit. Like we got fucked on the hot tub boat tour, bro. We never got to go. It was the lowest vibes ever. Everybody was so fucking angry. And you left at like 6 a.m. for that shit.

I know. We gave ourselves a whole day to get to this fucking hot tub boat tour. And we couldn't even go on the fucking hot tub boat tour. That sucks. Everybody was so mad at each other. We were just trapped in traffic. Fucking waves was lying to us. It was the worst Sunday in a long, long time.

Yeah. We were fucking infuriated. That's terrible. No hot tub boat tour, dude. Traffic is a nasty, nasty thing. Especially during a marathon. Is that what it was yesterday? was a marathon there was two marathons in the two cities that i was trying to give me two hours to get back from the airport on when yesterday yeah because the fucking which where'd you fly into it doesn't matter because there was a fucking

marathon surrounding new york i took this screenshot because I was so insanely furious with my Uber driver. Look at this. These are the recommended routes to get back to my apartment from JFK. He took the middle one. And we're here. Why? What the hell are we doing over here? Why are we here?

We're a mile away from everything else. Why the fuck are we over? Dude, we were like, we were in like upstate New York. Did you say anything to him? No. It was probably because all the streets were blocked off. I let out some big exhales. Just like looking at the road in front of them.

And dude, Uber drivers can feel that shit whenever you're driving through. Dude, when we passed this one and I was like, oh, he's just going to take the road in front of them and dude uber drivers can feel that shit whenever you're driving through dude when we pass this one and i was like oh he's just gonna take the right here and he just steam rolls through lost my shit just stopped traffic the whole time i was like i road rage to the point that i was like i want to get out of the car and me and you are gonna fight this has nothing to do with anyone else on the road except for me and you are going to fight. This has nothing to do with anyone else on the road except for me and you. He was definitely avoiding this. He definitely had a method to his madness. Dude, it took us two hours.

The other ones, it said it was going to take us an hour to get back. The other option is Atlantic Avenue, the one that goes right up the middle. And this dude took me on Atlantic Avenue. It said it was going to, because I came from JFK as well. It said it was going to take an hour and 10 minutes.

It took an hour and 40 minutes of stop and go. I was about to throw up well. It said it was going to take an hour and 10 minutes. It took an hour and 40 minutes of stop and go. I was about to throw up outside. It was nasty. I was like Googling the landmarks we passed because I was so bored. It was so frustrating. Aaron Copland, the composer, went to Boys and Girls High down in Bed-Stuy. Bam. We were passing it. I was Googling everything that I saw.

It was just so fucking boring. It was infuriating. It's really infuriating. What can you do about the traffic, though? I guess nothing. We had three deaf Ubers. Yeah, we did. You had one.

I had three deaf Ubers. Yeah, Tyler was telling us about having two deaf Ubers, and then the last Uber we went into. Are you allowed to not be pumped about that? No, I'm hyped. It was crazy. No, it was nice that he didn't talk at all, but also he

had the directions on the maximum volume that directions could possibly go. That'd be the funniest move if he just blasted Call Me Maybe full volume. He can't hear it, but he puts his passengers through.

Every 30 seconds, it would be like ear piercing. It would be like the like, like ear piercing. It would be like, take a left on Cove Street. Like blaring through the speakers. And he had no idea. It's hard to get one. And then I got back to back and I was like, there's no way you guys are going to believe me.

So I told you within the last one, I almost killed you. Yeah, the Uber from where we were when you told us was a deaf guy. We were so excited. What are the odds? Yeah. Crazy. We were like whispering to each other we could have spoke full voice yeah we didn't have to use it it is uh like we were saying it must be super

annoying for them to have to explain every single day but tyler said the one guy just had it down to an art oh yeah it was uh like ear yeah damn i like point to the ear throat slash and they have white pride yeah they make you do the pin tell it to let us let him know that it's you deaf knots damn bro oh and i know you've been chefing up fucking sketches at all times oh and i know you've been cheffing up fucking sketches at all times uh i had some ideas in the emergency room or whatever about that yeah i'd love to rent a doctor set i feel like we could get a bunch done oh yeah that'd be fun lots of ways to go yeah it's just a funny place yeah it is so dumb are they no but they probably are But they're probably smart in their little field. They're like, no shit, we don't know, but they're still dumb as regular humans.

Yeah. No, they're all very smart, but at least what I dealt with, it's like specialized and they're not allowed to talk about whatever their department is and you can only talk about your very specific thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Because they're probably about to get sued out the ass. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like if we got a plane set, we just we would make so many easy oh yeah like comedy you probably write like 30 minutes of plane jokes yeah dude well i i told you on my way here so i i so i did shane's show on tuesday shane gillis and then we went out we went out we went out into like three in the morning and then i woke up at 10 to go on my flight so hungover i was like okay i gotta leave by 11 to make this flight 11 30 is rolling around i'm still in bed i'm like i should probably get up now i got the last person on the plane i had to run over a mile in jfk i ran from security to the last gate of the entire airport.

Which definitely looked funny as hell. I get on the plane, dude. I'm like literally like sweating through my sweatshirt. Because I'm hungover and I haven't worked out in a year. So I'm soaked in sweat. And I'm walking back to get in my seat and there's a lady sitting in my

window seat with a baby. like a one-year-old baby and i'm like oh yeah 24a i think that's me and she just stares at me like blank face and i'm like but i guess i'll just sit in the middle like the middle's fine and she's like oh really that's that's fine with you and i'm like i guess yeah i'm like i don't know what it doesn't seem there's any other option unless i'm gonna make you and your baby sit in the middle so i sit in the middle and once i sit down dude she just lets the baby is just free to do the baby's like grabbing my phone throwing it on the ground and the mom's like dozing off i do we got like they come around ask if you want to. I got like a Diet Coke and she got a Sprite and she puts her drink on my tray table.

Because she's like, the kid, I can't put the tray table down. That's, she outfitted you so bad. The baby's just punching your face like Hasbulla. Yeah. Just tiny ass hands. You just have to like. Yeah. You don't want to fight that baby.

And then, and then we're getting off the plane and she's like, dude, you could you grab my suitcase or could you grab my bag? It's like in the up thing, the top thing. And I was like, yeah, of course. And I get out. I pull down the thing. There's one bag, big suitcase. Grab this big suitcase. I'm struggling to get it down.

I'm like slipping. I can't really get a good grip on it. It heavy as fuck i get it all the way down she looks at me and she goes that's not my bag and then she pulls it down and there's literally like this smallest like starbucks paper bag with like something in it and she just grabs that and walks away and i'm like you just watched me fucking use all of my energy to get this big ass suitcase off and why didn't you let me know before i had it off of the thing that it wasn't your bag did she say thank you no that would infuriate me so much i would have taken the bag back and stuffed it back up there just chuck it to the end of the plane it makes you empathize

with the dude rights equal fights yeah exactly And then we get off the plane and we Like the Moontower people they like send a car to pick you And all the other comedians on your flight up And it's like me and Ian Fidance And he is just the most energetic person On earth so I'm like A zombie and we're on the 20 minute Drive to the hotel and he's just

He has the guy driving us just blaring Ska The whole like max volume the whole way like recording and being like moon tower here we come and i'm like dude i'm gonna fucking kill myself he does have so much energy so sober as hell he was like i'm going i'm going skydiving yeah dude we what we were walking from we were walking through the airport and there's just this dude sitting by himself eating pizza. And he just goes right up to me and goes, you're going to eat all of that?

And then just keeps walking. And I was like, dude, what the fuck? It's a comedy festival, bro. He came in firing. He was revving himself up, getting his practice reps in as he fucking got over there. He did go skydiving. I know. It's insane.

We saw him out front that night. I felt bad because we told him we're going to come to your show. And then we didn't go to his show. I didn't have any energy to do that. I know. We were sick. But he was popping out the little hand on his finger. He goes, let me know if you need a hand.

And he has one of those hands that sticks to your finger. And we walked past him the second night. And he did the exact same thing, not to us, but to someone else. Yeah. Hand, finger and someone else. Yeah. You could just tell he was on 10 the entire time. Yeah.

I don't think he has. I think he's always like that. Yeah. He has one speed. He's a fastball. Let's talk about Shady Rays. OK. Take on the sun with gear built to last.

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Oh, you are. Some people are just, dude, some I'm not even full throttle on stage Oh, you are Some people are just, dude, some people just have so much energy on stage Like, I can't imagine, like, being tired and having to go up and be, like Jumping around and being super energetic But you're also, like, an object in motion will stay in motion And an object at rest will stay at rest And you spend all your time like sedentary you're just like still all the time it's not like you're this energetic guy who's like popping around like

the city all the time and like fucking going yeah that's true to do that you're just uh you're still yeah nothing wrong with it no it's just your style brother absolutely not your fucking style, dude. Yeah, so come get tickets to see fucking Lil Sass in Iceland. Yeah. Sass? He's at the top of a volcano. Yo, where's Big Cat at? People ask me where you're at

all the time. People get excited to see you. And when people ask me, I go, I don't know, probably in Brooklyn. Probably not here. Yeah. Or probably in Brazil. You don't give too much to people in social interactions. You don't give too little, but you don't give too much to them.

I give them all they deserve. You see Sass come say what's up. I say hi to everybody. I take pictures with people. You give them a little Frank the Tank, though. You give them half whatever they give you. Like, I don't know. KB will go up and he'll be like,

come to my house. Yeah, he finds buddies for the night. Wear my clothes. Yeah. They'll sleep over. Yeah. But he likes them better than he likes us. Yeah. By a lot. house. Yeah, he finds buddies for the night. Wear my clothes. Yeah. They'll sleep over. Yeah. But he likes them better than he likes us. Yeah.

By a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He likes people that he doesn't know way better. Yeah. You like people you know. Yeah. I respect that.

Nothing fucking wrong with that, brother. No. Nothing wrong with that shit. Yeah, KB does one night stands with dudes. With dudes. With fans. With platonic male fans You think he burns them up

And goes through them Or you think he reconnects With dudes in a city That he's been to He reconnects We've seen old flames Yeah Yeah

He'll be like Oh From last February Yeah It's sick though It's fucking legendary Alright what are we at we hit the beat

we hit an hour yeah throw that beat on bro oh are you gonna rap you ever watch king of the hill yes I already heard this though I know but I I felt like I messed up a word

hell no god damn it Hold up Bitch I'm Hank Hill I made a million off propane When it comes to selling gas I'm the baddest in the game Love my wife I got a chubby son

Bobby is his name You can find me posted with my boys Staying in my lane Bitch I'm Hank Hill You not from Texas then you gotta go Catch me on my front lawn Sipping on an Alamo My boy is staying in my lane. Bitch, I'm Hank Hill. You not from Texas, then you gotta go. Catch me on my front lawn, sipping on an Alamo. Arlen is the motherfucking city, bitch.

Now you know. Bright red Ford Super Duty. That's just how I roll. Eating every porterhouse till I get a heart attack. 24-7, I've been working on my farmer's tan. 22 rifle and a bloodhound. Lady Bird. Someone bump that Willie Nelson.

Bet you I know every word. Propane and propane accessories for sale post it up me boom howard david dell ask around in strickland they'll tell you how i'm great back in high school i took my team to state bitch i'm hank hill bitch i'm hank hill oh my god dude I was just sitting yesterday after I didn't go on a hot tub boat tour you just wrote that yesterday? I was just sitting fucking pissed off about this hot tub boat tour thinking about fucking Hank Hill from

King of the Hill legend sick bro thanks bro and then Seth what are you presenting? I don't have anything to present my voice is damn's damn near gone it's getting back to where it was i feel fucking awful

advil's worn off trying too much coffee it's a wrap for me that's fine we'll see him again next week are you still trying coffee because i needed something hot all right we'll see you guys next week thank you guys next week. Thank you guys for listening.

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