Son of a Boy Dad - Little Oldboy | Son of a Boy Dad #129

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, nice. Tyler Childress. Got a fucking star here, Dan. Oh, pretty good. I'm going to fucking stye again. Not only that noticeable because I did long arm breasts all day

yesterday. Man. But the last time I had a stye was the last time we did the case race. And it got so much worse from the makeup.

Now this is what's going to happen again. Damn. So I might just see if I can do something with it not near my eyes. Just do like a one half of the face thing yeah who had one half of the face huh yeah that's nature fighting hard against you not really shit at all i know i'm not in the mood either i kind of came out of friday night being like i want to take a little break

from drinking and then i was like fuck these days, fuck, I'm getting paid to drink Monday morning. I have to go to work and drink. I literally was just telling my fucking mom that. I was like, yeah, I got a fucking pissy ass day today. I have to record three episodes of talking and then have an episode of talking where I'll just smash beers aggressively. I just don't feel like drinking. I don't feel like being hungover. Your bitch is supposed to spill it all down his throat.

Yeah. Just soak your shirt. You need a bib. I'm just going to be flat. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday, August 17th? No, way later than that. No, 21st?

21st, yeah. Where does the time go, man? Where does it all go? I'm depressed that summer's ending. I'm not, I'm pumped. Why? Because I'm ready for the summer to be over. I'm ready for my electricity bill not to be fucking $1,000 a month.

What temp are you setting that sleep? I don't know. But apparently that thing is, I looked it up because my bill went up so much. And I looked it up and apparently those things just burn money. Those portable ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It takes all the electricity of your building.

Yeah. Your neighbor's lights are probably flickering. I know. And Huberman says you have to sleep at 54 degrees. Does he really? No, I don't know. 54. You have to sleep with your feet dipped in an ice tank.

Yeah. Your hands shaved into an ice block. Sass featuring a brand new black t-shirt over black, brand new black long sleeve shirt. No, neither of these are new. Really? W worn these like hundreds of times really yeah they look brand new i wore this shirt last week and then i wear the long sleeve one all the time even the shade of black what are the folds doing though the folds they seem like they were either just unwrapped or just taken out of the laundry uh probably both fuck yeah bro sick man out of the laundry sick look you're fucking living right now brother what i guess

if that's what you want to call it dressed in all black like the omen yeah yeah johnny cash yeah honestly you are new i'm going for a much more johnny cash style these days comedy johnny cash yeah but didn't he have to do like a ton of living to do that didn't he have You are new. I'm going for a much more Johnny Cash style these days. Comedy Johnny Cash. Yeah. But didn't he have to do like a ton of living to do that? Didn't he have drug problems, women problems, and he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die? No, he was doing all black from the beginning, I think. Really? Close to it.

That is badass. Maybe he just felt self-conscious about his man titties. Yeah, probably. I have some tits today. Poor bastard bastard i was that plant just making noise it's a fake plant too i don't know it's animals in it it's probably a rat in it dude i walked into the office all my plants are fucking dead i know i saw i was genuinely pissed off they let my plant i was barely keeping them alive like they were a stunted growth like a child that i kept in my basement but they were at least alive i transfer them over to ebony and security guard dan they're fucking wilted and they didn't water them or anything they didn't water

them they didn't give them sunlight the fucking succulents are dying those are like low light plants the cactus i mean there's no sunlight in this office i i know unless you're over at the actual window. Even the windows are completely closed. I don't even know who does that. Yeah, I don't know. It's fucking bullshit. This office is dumb as fuck.

I know they're trying to keep us in here like a fucking casino. No windows. Pumping oxygen. Keep the air in. Hubs just had a walker and a fucking oxygen mask playing slot machines. They should have just turned this into a casino, but like the kind that you see at a gas station in Pennsylvania. That would be nice. Or like in West Virginia, the fucking, they just have casinos and like the bars down there.

There's just a room with a bar. It's just slot machines and shit. Totally. Let's get down to the bitching and moaning. What are we mad about today? I'm seriously mad about everything. I came in fucking hot. I'm pissed about the case race.

That's tonight. It won't even be out by the time this is out, so we don't really know. What we're going to say to embarrass ourselves. I forgot that it's like a fucking Vietnamese death trap for me to fucking drink on camera because I'm going to do the stupidest thing ever. Reveal my true colors as an asshole and fucking show myself to the world huh i feel like you never you don't you don't really ever get any heat from that i always do except for what what when you threw the football at nick fucking i my person i mean but everybody gets heat yeah you also but you get the most heat yeah i don't know it's whatever biggest slice of the pie i just don't feel like drinking and i don't i don't want to uh black out on camera first case race was on the joker baby

second case race was that's the first talking about salaries third case race was i'm just gonna sit here and relax and not even do anything yes you've had kind of running themes sticks and bits for these case races in a healthy way but what's going to be this one very negative negative nancy just probably not even going to talk just sadly drink it's gonna get real sad the black shirt and like you are setting the tone oh yeah it yeah. It's 100% intentional, negative vibes. Definitely. That's where I'm at right now.

Yeah, same. I'm in bad vibes, too. No, I'm kind of just a little sleepy. I had a long weekend. I went to the Yankees-Red Sox game on Saturday. That was fun. Yeah. With Gardini.

Interesting. Which team did you root for? The Red Sox. And he rooted for the jankies yeah the red socks they hit a grand slam second inning yeah awesome i had a huge parlay 200 parlay payout was 1200 bucks the only leg that didn't hit was uh that vertigo dude on on the red socks getting it just one hit you just need to get on base he got walked, I think, every single at bat that he had. And what, did you pick him because you liked his name?

No, he was the number one. He was like minus 300 to get on base. And he fucked you? Yeah. And you would have been swimming in it? What was the other, like, that they'd hit a grand slam? No, it was Red Sox money line. They were not favorited.

And Red Sox money line, their pitcher had to have five plus strikeouts. i think he had like eight or something uh judge to get on base and he had a home run and then that vertigo or however you pronounce his name to get on base it's fucking awesome that we can finally hit we can finally bet talk about betting bet in new york yeah i mean we could always talk about betting no we can actually we were encouraged to talk about betting bet in new york yeah i mean we could always talk about betting no we can actually we were encouraged to talk about betting the whole time but we're such fucking dark-hearted rebels that will only do it now that the money's yeah not involved anymore and we don't let corporate america tell us what to do yeah we'll fucking rebel against them

what were you guys drinking at the game some Some BL smoothies? Bud Lights, yeah. Some tall ones. Some big boys. I got sunburned. I'm a little burnt. You're whiter than I've ever seen you. The fuck are you talking about? My thighs were really burnt earlier today. I don't know where it went. You're unseasonably white.

Disappeared completely. You're like a... It was my legs were on fire in the shower this morning. You look like you're from from helsinki well this shit must have been burned off because you're truly as white as i've ever seen you i hate wearing shorts i'm going back to bermuda shorts dude i'm gonna just stop being an on-camera podcast i just want to do audio only yeah stop being on camera one clip a month one clip a month fuck fuck this if they want to throw us in the trash throw us in the trash one clip a month i know it's just regular conversation yeah they don't even zoom in on our no no zooms

no no not even vertical yeah i want it to be horizontal. Yeah, one square. One square clip. Like at 480. The algorithm would hate that. At 480. Yeah. Worst quality possible. Shit needs to look like fucking Roblox. Totally. For the bad boys of podcasting.

Fuck, yeah, fuck it all. They don't play by the corporate rules. I truly have the same feeling. I feel like I was like walking into work. I was like close to getting in a public confrontation. I was like waiting for somebody. Like walking into people. Fucking.

I was just pissed off. I didn't. But I wanted to fucking like a taxi driver to drive into the intersection. So I could go hit me. Slam his hood. Son of a bitch look at me yeah i love the dudes that i think i've thrown out he hit me i don't really know what you're expecting to happen there though to get hit and run what if

you get hit wouldn't be the adrenaline would probably go away a little bit hit and run must be exhilarating oh yeah definitely it must be a fucking blast yeah i saw a video yesterday of a fucking biker he was being a guy biking like on a bicycle in the middle of the road and the car from behind just railed through him and all the comments were like he deserved that i was like dude that guy was like a guy just hit a dude in the middle of the lane going like 70 miles per hour people hate bikers yeah it's like that's like attempted murder my wife and my mom with it my mom was up this weekend and like a scooter like came through we were going like two miles an hour in traffic and a scooter wove through my mom was like bastard yeah yeah what the hell why like you're going it like

decongests the streets for people to get through that shit well you're i feel you're more likely to get hurt getting hit by a bike i think you would get way more injured if you got hit by a bike in the city than a car what do you mean cars only go like 10 miles per hour here yeah you can ride up on the hood yeah a. A bike is so weirdly shaped. Yeah, it would just impale you. Yeah, wrap around you. It would go straight through you. You're dying if you get hit by a bike.

You're getting split in half. A car, you will go on with your day. Totally. You're not missing your meeting. Yeah. Unless you really get litigious. Oh, yeah. Unless you want to sue somebody real bad.

I didn't do shit yesterday. I feel like those days when I don't do anything, I feel like that makes it for a bad day the next day and a bad night of sleep you like can't rest cause all you did was rest the whole day oh I slept well but I also went for like an hour and a half walk at like 8pm old ass man

yeah I was getting a little antsy and I was like I gotta go for a little walk hands in pockets and feel really bad for myself for no reason no one fucking understands me cry walking on the sunset it was actually very nice it was a good walk um where'd you go i'm just down by the water did you were you on your phone while you walked hell no i was listening to some tunes what'd you listen to d? A little bit of Dylan, a little bit of Norah Jones. Oh, damn.

It was like that? Yikes. I was just feeling the wind on my fingertips going, damn, it's a good day to be here. Damn. It was nice. Norah Jones is the saddest shit ever. Hell no. Don't know why I didn't cry. It's very peaceful.

Isn't that what she's talking about? I don't know why I didn't cum. Oh. It's not cum, like ejaculate like come like why did i did not come you don't know that i do she might be talking about come if you listen to the song it's clearly not about ejaculating it's for a girl yeah it's a girl's version of ejaculating no no i mean it nora jones probably is a girl's version of ejaculating that's's what I'm saying. That's probably what it feels like. Yeah. Listening to one Nora Jones song.

Just slow, warm, being by the fire. Yeah, it was nice. Marshmallows. Great sunset. Hot cocoa. Every time I walk down by the, every time I see the World Trade Center, I just think about that story of Luis Gomez rollerblading out of the city on 9-11. What happened?

out of the city on 9-11 what happened i guess on 9-11 he got on he was rollerbladed out he rollerbladed to like upstate new york as soon as it happened what yeah he just about faced and sprinted out literally we're having rollerblades is like the most autonomous quick way to get out of there oh yeah 100 bikes you probably get jammed up caught like one of those boosted boards yeah i'm sure those existed in 9-11 well yeah just one wheel out of the city yeah a drove of people one wheeling sick people on segways that's probably why they invented segways yeah escape 9-11 why upstate why didn't he just go to like brooklyn we were all so scared we didn't really know where to go where'd you go i heard you hopped in the jet pack and floated out of here i know i should have done that but yeah it was a nice walk had a long ass weekend

six shows just freaking putting in that extra work it's what it's all about it's all about those repetitions to climb i uh i got hammered on friday night and then i drank pretty much right when i woke up on saturday and then i went home and i was like i'm pitch black outside i'm covered in sweat my head is just beating you missed your beating down on me no it wasn't 8 45 i got there i got there i just went last instead of instead of second what the hell i do i set my alarm for 6 30 i'm picturing you like a like a line cook getting in late to work like settle it was it was brutal it doesn't matter it was brutal it was uh i felt so bad i'm never late for that shit ever i usually get to my i get to like i'll go i get there like 30 minutes before i even go up most people get there like the minute that they're going up i get there like 30 minutes in advance and i like i like get a steak at minute that they're going up i get there like 30 minutes

in advance and i like i like get a steak at the brussels sprouts yeah i take a shit like i do whatever take a second shit yeah usually it's because i know i'm gonna have to shoot as soon as i walk in there so i get there early i take a shit i like to walk there i leave like an hour and a half before my spot you want to listen to a full nora jones album yeah exactly and i fucking woke up oh it was devastating. Why did you drink that morning? Who was peer pressuring you? I was, we drank at the Yankees Red Sox game.

Oh, you went, it was a day game? It was 1 p.m. Oh my God. Yeah. You have no respect for the craft, man. No, I have all the respect. And then I didn't drink the rest of the day. So I was just hung over at the stand.

That sucks so bad. But the shows were great. Getting hung over like that is brutal it was really bad because it was like the night before this hangover hadn't caught up to me yet double compound and it was just a double hangover it's like compounding interest but the wrong way and then i was like i'm not going to drink for a little bit i'm going to take like a couple weeks off case race tonight yeah you're fucked it's like a baby little bitch ass mini case race though yeah what are we doing eight beers eight beers yeah light works that's five minutes for you i'll crush those yeah you will and then i'll probably fucking go

out i'll be out until 7 a.m swear off drinking but then the barstool awards are on wednesday so you'll have to drink for that hell no why would i why would i have to drink for that because you got to give a speech who cares for one minute yeah i don't have to get drunk for that oh you'll have to why would i have to get drunk for that you're in front of captain my cat to announce an award portland is back bro what the fuck are you talking about i'll probably just pop a xanax or something i need four xanaxes and three miller lights i've been watching a lot of eastbound and down too that's what i did yesterday my brain is just rotting yeah yeah he is the it will make you into a real man though oh yeah it's so funny

watching that shit will like strip away any any pussy that's yeah it's such a such a funny show i haven't watched that show since i was in like eighth grade it was an exhilarating show i think i was watching it in like college or maybe right out of college what years did it come out what years was eastbound and down but just uh it was just like a fucking sunday night hbo show yeah just getting fried and watching eastbound and down i know you're doing the same thing in eighth grade you and your pops are probably passing back and forth a fucking goddy no my friend uh one of my friends bo you guys might know him he uh he he used to he used to watch it all the time and he would she would put it on and i was always like this fucking sucks you you thought that at the time i just didn't like anything that he liked yeah we were arch we were

we were enemies arch besties yeah we were enemies for a while still kind of are it's kind of just like he's one of those dudes that everything that he likes i hate he's one of those enemies you obsess over yeah tell every story of anything that ever happens to him he's losing his mind out in alaska and it's so funny he calls me and he's like dude i can't be here anymore and i'm like and i and i he only he's only there for like two more weeks, but I try and make it as long as I possibly can. And I'm like, dude, that's only like one sixth of the trip left. And he gets so, he like loses his shit. I'm like, you only have like 1 million seconds left until you get home.

That's not that bad. You're only going to, it's just one fortnight. Yeah. It's just twice as long as it took for God to create the earth. He gets so mad. He's really loose. He said he's been out there with the same eight people for three months in Alaska. That sucks.

And just tourist groups. Oh, yeah. Like rich ass old dudes. I can't imagine having to explain the whole thing over and over and over again. Oh, yeah. Explaining something over and over and over again sounds terrible sounds terrible yeah i don't know how teachers do it i don't know how people that work at like amusement parks are like okay guys we're like the guys at tsa when you're putting your bags through and they're like take off your belt take your laptop that's probably

why those guys are so fucking furious all the time yeah their brain has to be on they got to understand that they're changing the rules every single airport you got to you you gotta understand why some people are like do i have to take my laptop out or no because some airports they say yes some airports they say no and the woman with the fattest fupa alive will get so pissed off at you yeah a woman that's 90 fupa that's like a i haven't been to an airport in a while damn are you missing it separation anxiety i was on the delta app this morning i was checking checking my checking my feed what happens when you hit silver is there like a did they come to your house it's like when you text congratulations really the confetti comes down yeah does it really when you text happy birthday and the balloons pop up on your delta

screen what happens when you hit a platinum a man comes to your house and rolls royce and gifts you a fucking line of cocaine on a silver platter oh i got my fucking amex welcome home that was big what do you mean got my amex dude gold what fucking steel you got an amy ai ai ai let me touch it hell no just with one finger i don't want to even hold it. This is only for the little Sasquatch touring company to hold. Look at that knot, bro. Last time I checked, you weren't on the fucking team. I'm trying to get on the team. I was kept out of Philly. Little Sasquatch touring.

N just ends with the N. No G. Let me get in, bro. Touring. Let me get in. Who are you going to groom next now that Mook is moving to Chicago? I have no idea. He was your last little boy. He he's gonna come on the road with me

still i think i just don't know for those it's gonna be more of a pain in the ass for some of them because i got like fucking providence like what is he gonna fly out for providence let it be known little sass is looking for a little older boy he's looking for a little older boy to groom i'm looking for an older boy who i treat like he's 10 years younger than me you're like bitch out he talks to you you're just like don't even look up from your phone just texting put the word out little sass back up again and he's he needs a little old boy yeah i got fucking DC coming up. I'm on the road for like eight weeks out of the next, like in like October and November, I'm on the road like every single week.

Take me on the road with you, bro. How much you think, how long you think it would take for me to rev up an act? If I put the gang back together. Ten minutes. It's so easy. It's easy? Yeah. All right, let me put it together.

Let me come with you. Just steal some shit. That's what I've been doing. Just put together like your favorite bits from like other people's specials i'm gonna go get some that's what i do old danger field some old fucking jackie gleason or some shit like that a joke teller's joke teller oh yeah i'm gonna do some jack benny bits yeah just all one miners that people won't know no i'll have no idea like the page of jokes they used to have in a Playboy. Oh, yeah. Have you ever touched

a Playboy? No. Damn. Never seen a dirty mag before? I literally used to buy them at the airport. Really? Like a perf.

That is really pervy. Yeah. They used to sell porno mags at airports. When I was a 21-year-old, it was a badge of honor. Yeah. Was that just like

because you could buy it? Just like, yeah, I don't care like because you you could buy it just like yeah i don't care yeah i'll buy a hustler when i turned 18 i was going to the gas station like every day and buying cbd just because i could didn't doesn't do anything but i was like yeah oh you need my id don't worry about it give me a bunch of those extra large condoms while you're back there did they you they used to id for condoms right i don't know i think they did excuse me son you're too young to use yeah you're too young to fuck you're gonna need to get that woman pregnant yeah you're gonna get that little girl pregnant shoot the club have you

guys been on uh have you guys been watching any johnny hamcheck videos no he's the dude that we watched on the yak the guy who was like talking to the dog and he's like oh i got a coconut corn husky oh yeah yeah yeah he does one where he goes into a he goes into a 7-eleven and he's like where the cop where the where the uh where the big condoms at and they're like what and he's like the big where's your biggest condoms and she's like oh they should be like in the aisle over there and then he goes back and he goes, you got anything bigger than that? Where's Balboni? Oh, he's so funny, dude. He just goes up to construction sites.

And he's like, I got those six inch cables you guys were asking about. And they're like, what the hell are you talking about? He's like, six inch cables. Is Balboni still running this joint? Balboni told me to come find the fucker in the gold hat. Walking up to people and talking confidently about some shit that is complete nonsense. Oh, it's crazy. Is one of the greatest joys in life and the best types of humor.

And it's a shame you have to film it. It's very funny when you just do it without it. And I think Mike is wasting his talent in production. Oh, yeah. Mike could definitely do that. He like perfect at that kind of shit Just rolling up to people bullshitting You gotta get Mike some of those Snapchat glasses I know but those are so dickheadish

Like they always look like you're an old person From the 1970s who's wearing them Over their glasses Get those Apple goggles We need something that's like Actually clandestine We need something that's actually sneaky so you can film people and fuck around even in like the notre dame video when we snuck into the notre dame game he was just bullshitting with the guys so well and so long

the other ushers in the stadium crazy it was incredible he just would put his hands in the pockets it's like is murph still running this unit like the same exact type of shit and they were like talking about it like you guys getting a bunch of bunch of action over there like yeah i just threw up and they're like oh really you need any extra hands like he was just so made for it so much better than me or obs at doing it that's hilarious i mean even when he does the seth thing it's like he becomes seth yeah he's a beast at fucking with people he like he he was i remember we were at that bar in minnesota and he was having like a conversation with

a girl for like 30 minutes. Yeah. But the whole time he's just Seth. I have Seth. He's like, yeah, I'm a pro boarder going to the X Games this year. In college, him and my other buddy Spud got in like a fake screaming match, like going back and forth in the street like fuck you and like he was like you really like you fuck my girl then you beat me up and my boy's bud was with it he was

like yeah don't fucking do it again on the busiest street on like college ave of penn state where the bus is coming to pick people up and he just like sat on the curb like crying as my boy like bucked at him that's so funny a girl came up to him was like like is this guy like fuck with you she was like yelling at my other boys but like get away from that he's like sucking his that's so funny sad i think i think he might have gone home with her that's crazy for the fuck that's not insane it's just a funny you should record that but it's just like uh the the pure fuckery that's not not even going on uh whatever snapchat or anything like that yeah but those those level of pranks i think are so much funnier than like the fucking man on the

street shit yeah like i always thought like i don't know even like when the like i i don't know for some reason i feel like people pretending to be like they're supposed to be somewhere always makes me like, even like the really old like Nelk Boys videos where Kyle would dress up as like an Apple employee or like he would wear like a Microsoft shirt and he would go into the Apple store. Yes. And be like, you know, they're paying double over at Microsoft right now. He's hilarious with that kind of shit.

But they don't do, I don't think they really do any of that anymore. Because they're so recognizable. Yeah. Like when he was going on Zooms during uh during the pandemic yeah that shit was hilarious he did your college yeah he got you i wasn't in the class we're talking about talking to the mic if it's uh if you're gonna say something oh yeah i think that the people were mad about the people want people to talk in the mic he said fuck it now he's now he's just not gonna say it yeah that that that shit was always really

funny yeah they would wear like target shirts and they'd like or he wore he went he like when he went into the mcdonald's and he scratched off the fucking winning the one the cup where you would win a car and he's like i just want a fucking car and then he has like 10 dudes come and grab the cup and run away and like the whole mcdonald's gets up and they like get into their cars like you went that way and they're all like chasing the dude down those videos used to be fucking hysterical yeah that's good he's actually those were like that's like fucking eight years ago i know damn or uh ed bassmaster was a goat with at fucking with people i don't know if i saw that you've never seen ed bassmaster oh my god he's like an og he's like

youtube 1.0 but he just like walks up to dudes just like and yeah they'll just get so pissed off like what the fuck do you mean what are you talking about like people are just trying like fighting he's like sick characters too that's that other dude does that does those ones where he's like he's like you got any idea where the uh where the closest bodega is and they're like i think it's like i think if you go down and then he's like i forget about it just walks away interrupts them yeah there is just a purity to fucking with people like that and do it i mean doing it without any type of camera on is just truly sick oh yeah well you gotta you gotta expect that that johnny hamcheck dude's been doing that forever yeah you have to be good you don't just jump in and start being good at it or or infra brand no

that dude's hilarious you get infra brand on your algorithm no i don't think so he's so funny he always just walks into people in the supermarket like like we'll tickle my pickle like i'm like i gotta sickle i feel just fucking just rhyme and fucking say ridiculous shit. Drink turpentine. Who else is funny? What are other funny people doing? Not us. Yeah.

That's what this podcast has just evolved into. Who else do we know that's funny? Who else can we quote? What other funny videos can we quote and take as our own? That you used to be the funniest dude if you could just quote some oh yeah if you could just quote movies if you had like three movie lines but i spotted it from an early age i was like that guy's not funny he's just fucking quoting movies he just knows movie quotes one of my funniest friends all you do is just do a christopher

walken voice but quoting non-funny movies is funnier than quoting funny movies yeah 100 if you can quote like a serious movie yeah in like a funny way yeah that's that's killer Quoting non-funny movies is funnier than quoting funny movies. Yeah, 100%. If you can quote a serious movie in a funny way, that's killer. That's fucking sweet. That murders. I feel like I watched some good movies this weekend. I was going through a big military phase again, thinking about joining up. I'm always just one second away from joining the military.

Every fall, you fuck. I mean, you should get a little bit of credit for time served with how much you fantasized about it. I watched fucking The Covenant with Jake Gyllenhaal. Fire. Yeah, it is really good, but I didn't know it was all made up. Who cares? Me.

Why? You don't find that out till the end. You wish. You know, you're watching a good movie like that like i hope this is a true story dude it's too perfect to be a true story but it's like anyone could write a badass fiction war movie then do it dude the whole movie was like on the table write a badass him in this one dude fucking escaping 7 000 taliban soldiers and then he goes back and like single-handedly defeats the taliban it's like yeah that's awesome but it's like all it's like when that when you found that

that never happened yeah as 85 taliban are descending on him surrounded like 70 helicopters show up and just blow them all up like anyone could like it's badass but it's not when it's when you find out that it's not real it kind of of takes away from it. I did. I did think it was it was interesting how they tied in, how like there's so many interpreters that got fucked over by the U.S. military. Yeah. And they take it up to today. 450 of them killed by the Taliban. Yeah. And Julio's fucking having shawarma with them or whatever.

Julio's trying to juggle a fucking soccer ball with them. It's crazy. Bastard. I know. Bastards. Yeah, man. He might as well be one of them but that movie is so sick and you know it's gonna be sick off rip because it says guy richie's the covenant oh yeah like he owns it yeah like he put his name first in the title like if you search it it doesn't come up as under the c section it's under the g section yeah because

i think he put his nutties on the table i think there's another movie called the covenant but that doesn't happen all the time that's why they have the parentheses with the guy in it oh maybe probably like the covenant 1989 the covenant 2021 i think guy richie was just like i am him yeah it was a good ass movie i'm trying to give i watched i feel like i watched a couple movies this weekend but i don't remember you want everything to be Lone Survivor. Not you, but people just like Lone Survivor. The fact that that's a true story.

I want everything to be like Hurt Locker. That's a bad ass movie. Dude, didn't the dude from Lone Survivor, I think he was a Penn State bro. I think he went to State, dude. I don't know if he was a Chaminade guy.

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Those guys are basically us. We went to the same school as them. Yeah, Lone Survivor is a good one. I do think there's some stuff in that movie where I think there's like one of the battles in it. They just completely made up. I mean, that's why I don't have a problem with the Covenant being fake. But it is all like you get the propaganda thing. Oh, yeah. Like they're just making like it's

crazy they're like holy shit one u.s soldier killed 9 000 taliban dudes it's like what a hero yeah i should join yeah wait i get to i don't think no matter how many how good of a soldier you are i think that's probably pretty impossible to happen if there's totally 70 dudes on top of a mountain shooting down at you i don't think you can be like with a handgun. Yeah. Throwing rocks at them. Yeah. Single shots from a handgun killing guys with like a side shot.

Also, like how they only have so many bullets. It's crazy that their Hollywood is still casting like, all right, we need a Arab bad guy. Oh, yeah. We're going gonna need you guys to come in but even his uh i looked up his afghani wife in the movie she's just a spanish broad oh really it's just a come up for women from spain to just be like yeah i'm actually arab and a bad guy a bad person totally was the hurt locker real i it. But you still like that one? That one's badass. Because they filmed the guy's wife getting fucked?

No, that's Jarhead. Oh, Hurt Locker. No, Hurt Locker is real then. Is it? No. Hurt Locker is the one with fucking that dude. Oh, I'm thinking Zero Dark Thirty. Zero Dark Thirty is real.

There's so many of them. Yeah. They're countless. Hurt Locker is a good ass movie. Jarhead's a phenomenal movie. I love Jarhead. That movie's great. Is that one real?

No, that's just like a, I think that's just like an idea of what war is like in reality. That's like an anti-propaganda one. Like this shit sucks. They're like, we don't do anything. It's boring as fuck. They're just sitting out in the desert for like a year. That's definitely what it was like. While all of their wives are getting fucked by their neighbors.

I live with them that's like what that's like that's like half of the movie is like dude my wife is definitely getting fucked maybe you shouldn't have got married at 21 yeah maybe you shouldn't have got married as soon as you got out yeah wait i'm definitely gonna die i'm gonna ruin someone else's life along with mine yeah none of them i don't think any of them die because they don't ever see action the whole thing is like they're walking around covered in like oil and mud and shit and then like they finally see action and then like all this just like 700 stealth bombers pull up and just blow the fuck up the village yeah and they're like that was it it's probably like nine dudes that are doing all the action and i think it is i think it's all drones and and air force yeah green berets and shit like that dudes the most tactical dudes and then the stupid ass dudes who just like enlisted are just like yeah we're just gonna make you guys dig holes out here i think they're i

think their biggest purpose is like if it becomes like a fucking all-out brawl they send in those boys and they go just do whatever you gotta do do whatever the hell you want yeah like there are definitely some dumb dudes in there oh 100 in the military yeah yeah i knew a couple of them yeah me too and they just get sent out there to do some dumb shit yeah they come back we'd be like hey dude how many people did you kill yeah like we didn't do anything yeah we were too dumb that's probably gonna be best case scenario though you're probably at the time you're like i want to kill someone but then you're probably like yeah it's probably good that i didn't have to live with that and they also i mean they're flying over beers for these boys they're flying over tons of fucking booze for these guys that's what happens in jar

head and then they get in a lot of trouble but that's what's happening in real life he gets demoted these boys are getting fucking some hard liquor and booze they're getting in trouble staying out all night doing fuck shit getting home late sneaking back in and shit there was that scene in the covenant where he uh where they got that new guy on their team and he's like do you think he deserves a beer yet and i was thinking about that i was thinking about that dude and i was like if i was out in the desert and everyone else was drinking beers and they were like you're not allowed to drink beer yet. I would fucking kill myself.

Yeah. I would. Yeah. I would go a devil dog. Yeah. And he's the guy on the 50 count. He's like the only one still. Yeah.

Yeah. He's probably about as sunburned as you were. I would be so mad, dude. You're like, wait, you guys aren't going to let me have one beer. That would suck so much. Wait, we're all about to go. Yeah. I can't have all die. Yeah. I can't have one beer that would suck so much wait we're all about to go and die yeah i can't have a beer all die yeah i can't have one beer before i die no too young no man too young to have a beer haven't earned it yet that's how you treat mook on the road yeah mook's like i can't

get one bud light before the stand-up set nah you gotta earn it rookie greenhorn get your shit together first rookie thinks he can get a fucking beer yeah right beer is poison to this to this to the craft no you're fucking i can't drink at all anymore before going on stage really i used to be able to do it all the time and now it's like if i have like three beers my set sucks you think do you like forget shit now i'm just all over the place dude i need to put down this coffee i'm putting myself through hell i've already i've already slammed a fucking tall cold brew now i'm on my second one and i'm feeling myself vibrating like a pony outside of a supermarket you're gonna crash hard we got a lot of shit to do today we got got this. I know, it sucks. We got three acts. What is the second yak? Why are we doing the second yak?

For another day this week. For Thursday or some shit. We gotta go to fucking Long Island tomorrow. Strong Island. Why are we going to Strong Island? I think it's a high noon episode. Dude, we need high noon to get on board with Son of a Boy Dad. I heard a rumor that they're selling

our show as a package with the yak and anus tell me tell me more to say that tell me more i don't know shit about it i literally haven't even heard that that's what i heard i'm out of the loop they don't tell me shit anymore they know that's getting broadcasted right away i don't know if it's true or not but dude my hands are starting to tingle i've never felt this from caffeine oh yeah it sounds like they're having a panic attack they're falling asleep right now you need four xanax two miller lights stat i went on a helicopter this weekend and i tried to it was for my mom's birthday that's we got her like one of those sightseeing helicopter tours how much does that

cost 20 racks no how many uh how many i don't, it's definitely not even a rack. They're funneling, it's every 20 minutes they have. It's definitely a rack. No, it was a zoo in there. 250 racks? That's not terrible. It was so, yeah, $250 maybe, maybe less than that. But, which is so cheap, it's like you should be worried.

They're like, oh yeah, we don't care if it crashes. You guys will be good regardless. It's a zoo in there though. There's so many people. On the helicopter? No, in the like waiting room they're just shuffling people like you just get put in a line they're like no we'll put you in this line we'll put you it doesn't matter who's in which one yeah it's not specialized as like they switched over pilots as we were getting there and the guy was like bragging about how many trips he got in on one tank of gas it's like what the i don't like that

at all what the hell and the guys who were working like the dominican dudes who are working in the line were like fuck yeah like you're like high-fiving him over it they did not give a fuck yeah i don't like that have you ever like also because you know how they say like when if a plane loses all engine power it can still fly for like over 100 miles yeah helicopter have you ever seen a helicopter crash it's not like that it's not very graceful it's like upside down doing fucking barrel rolls i don't even know why the captains in the movies are like mayday yeah oh and a helicopter you gotta know yeah mayday do helicopters have eject buttons i don't think they can eject i think you that your option is ejecting yourself and then like immediately getting sent into the

blender yeah there's no good option yeah even when i used to drop in on apex i'll be worried about that i know bro that's why you need your silver star or not on apex in in call of duty i i remember because you can die by that you if you if you're flying in the chopper and you and you eject early you can just get thrown right into the blender yeah they need to figure some shit out yeah but there's some i mean at any time you look up over manhattan there's like 15 helicopters oh yeah they don't give a fuck yeah i used to do that all the time i used to go on that uh that app where you could see all the planes and shit flying over manhattan which is kind of calming to be like oh there's this many flights at all times.

None of them, there's nothing happening to any of them. I think they say there's like 10,000 active flights in the United States at all times. Are you calmed by that or are you distressed by that? Calm. I'm calmed by it as well. But that counts, like that's not all commercial. That counts like all helicopters.

That's like every single thing in the sky. Portnoy was right though. Best way to see the fucking city. Best way see the city i couldn't believe it but i tried to get some booze in me beforehand so i would be nice and calm ease the nerves a little bit i would just have to piss i mistimed it though so and i the same thing as you i just started getting hung over on it was just heighten the anxiety so 20 minutes that should have been enjoyable i was just heightened the anxiety so uh 20 minutes that should have been enjoyable i was just fucking freaking out yeah that sucks yeah did your mom like it oh yeah she was loving it best way to see the city first time on a helicopter you know once you rip that band-aid off oh she'll be on one every week yeah she'll be crushing one i assume we're not taking helicopters to boston

was that a plan at one point yeah remember big cat said that yeah that's definitely not happening i'm thinking we'll take choppers there that would have sucked that would have been awesome no it would have been scary as fuck i know and it would have been we would have been in the air for a long time it's like an hour flight pat bev called me right before i told him what i was doing he was like like, rest in peace, Cope. I was like, you're an asshole. Yeah, that sucks. Well, you got it. That's got to be everyone's initial thought when they're getting on a helicopter. I know.

But I know. And you know, whatever helicopter he was on was a significantly safer helicopter than the one that you were on. Right. And a way better pilot. Right. This is a pro pilot who did it his whole career. Yeah.

Probably like a nice big helicopter mine's like a four-seater the one that you were on was a dude who's trying to get his like miles up so that he can eventually get a better job he's like in training as like a boat captain yeah like a train conductor something that doesn't have a high likelihood of killing him my mom's from the midwest she's like who was that and i was like pepe she's like oh what did he say i was like nothing yeah i'm not gonna be like yeah he said rest in peace kobe yeah why so because kobe died in a helicopter that's nuts that that happened it's still crazy i know it was a cloudy day i guess and the guy tried to climb too quick above the clouds i think it was foggy oh yeah

foggy i think they couldn't see which i feel like you should still be able to fly it even if you can't see right fly blind i'm i mean i'm always flying blind i know i mean pilots are going through the clouds most treacherous clouds of all time i kind of i kind of hacked i kind of figured out what turbulence was this weekend you hacked turbulence when i was when i was in the uber I was coming back from the Yankees game, and I had my hand out the window like this, and I could feel all the pressure on my hand, shaking my hand. I was like, oh, that must be what turbulence is.

Yeah. A little rough air. For something that's just much, much heavier than that. Yes. Interesting. So you basically just ran the diagnostics on turbulence i did yeah and i was like that makes sense i was like a plane can't crash from this because sometimes i'll go you know yeah but you steady it your your upper arm is steadying it you're

not just gonna slam into the ground no i was letting it i was letting the wind take control oh you're getting i was going full limp oh really yeah sometimes that shit happens you go too fast yeah whip your whip your shit backwards which makes you think that a plane could crash a gust of wind gets underneath the plane and fucking flips it onto its back much too heavy yeah i guess they are heavy as fuck i do not i the i always try to think of the jello analogy that people give like oh you're just suspended in some jello. That shit does not play in my brain. I've never heard that one before.

They're like, oh, when you're jiggling in some jello, you'll be jiggled around and jostled, but you can't fall out of it. I've heard a million people justify that and be like, oh, that made me not scared of plane crashes. Is that because that's how hot, that's how fast a plane is going with the air, just like jello? I think that's what they're saying, that you just can like jiggle around within it but you're not gonna fall it's just the entire mold of it not to me no it makes sense jello is a solid thing and a plane inside jello will be a solid inside a solid air around you is not a solid i think at that speed it is no it's not no no matter how fast you go air doesn't become solid i think it feels like a solid like

you know how they say when you if you jump off a bridge and you land on water it's like getting hit in concrete it's not concrete brother and concrete yeah it's just water they say they say that if you like if you were to throw something at the water and break the surface tension that it could uh that it potentially could make the fall less impactful for you really so whenever i'm going to bridge i'm always like dude if i'm going down i'm taking off a shoe real quick in the air throwing it at i don't think a shoe would do it at all i don't think a shoe would do it nor would i be i don't think a shoe would even break the surface tension it would no i mean it would break anything would break the surface tension you need like a boulder to really help that's

why i always travel with the boulder yeah even as i'm biking over the bridge i keep a boulder to really help that's why i always travel with the boulder yeah even as i'm biking over the bridge i keep a boulder on me that's smart yeah that i think i'm gonna whip a shoe off and fucking break the surface tension that's fucking genius dude i get physics you do so do you after that from your old man after that experiment of putting your hand on the window i'm gonna tell my dad about that he's gonna be like oh yeah very smart learned man of science yes my friend neils bohr used to do that bob oppenheimer used to do that yeah neils bohr was too much of a deep cut for me yeah i dialed it back i haven't seen the movie yet oh i don't even know if he's in it you got to see it what the fuck are you waiting for just too many good movies out on Amazon right now. Yeah, Barbie.

Just watching Barbie too much. I'm still picking up shit from Barbie. Did you, have you watched that movie, The Pope's Exorcist? I started it on a plane. I dialed out after five minutes. Was it too scary? No, I was like, this is stupid as fuck. My friend said it was really good.

It felt stupid as fuck to me. He said it was one of the best horror movies he's seen in a while but then he texted me this morning and he's like it's not that good so i think it might have just been like my nightmares weren't that scary yeah no ghosts visited me in the middle of the night he liked it are you gonna give it a shot i'm gonna watch it yeah bo liked it no that was nate the fuck dude you think bo's watching movies out in alaska what else is he doing that's all there is to do wi-fi out there yeah he's probably watching the same vhs over and over he's watching a slide show wizard of oz some pre-color movies did you see they tried to get that girl from wizard of oz for doing blackface judy garland yeah that's hilarious did she do blackface blackface judy garland yeah that's hilarious did she do blackface yeah i mean she was also like a fucking science experiment of a person and that was like a hundred years ago and she's dead

so it's like what is what is the what do you what is the what is what are you guys hoping for here dig her ass up yeah they're gonna be like we're gonna reshoot wizard of oz and get her out of it we're gonna have with fucking or some shit there's the pictures of her yeah is it is that black arm too yeah she did full black body damn black body girls which that when they do it with like they do the makeup like that that's when it's really bad oh my god with the white around the mouth yeah that's like because they used to do that i think the history behind blackface is that they wouldn't cast black people in movies it makes me feel like they were actually racist back then yeah definitely like they weren't goofing yeah you do think about it like that they weren't goofing around but i remember i watched a documentary in middle school

about that about blackface yeah and that was like the origin of it they just wouldn't cast black people in movies so they just did that interesting and they made them look fucking crazy was the movie justifying it no it was just explaining it was just the history of it they should have another movie that would that justifies it i bet it would sell i bet there's some people that would definitely yeah completely justified thunder the fucking best it's fucking hilarious baby have you guys ever seen the cut scenes from that some of the best cut scenes i don't know why they cut it take the clip out baby it's so funny yeah i would have tolerated that movie if it was four hours probably oh yeah if they just got to be funny funny like uh serious actors that can that are funny people that can do humor

make way funnier movies than like comedic actors oh yeah then somebody who's like i'm a career comedy actor like always sunny like that glenn howard and guy is like a traditional like act like he was like a theater kid yeah and he uh i mean dude if you watch blackberry like he's a legitimately phenomenal actor phenomenal and then he's just like hysterical oh yeah i think it's so much funnier when there's like a trained actor who's good as fuck yeah as opposed to somebody who's like a funny guy who's like becoming an actor yeah that's why you got to go to like a yale graduate school for acting or something like that i feel like you need to hone that craft next i know you're asking a fucking movie get that buccal fat surgery get that jawline tightened up get ready to go get whatever efron got in his face oh yeah

kind of shine my face up yeah get that shine i gotta get real shiny fast it's so greasy and shiny that if i lean to the side i can see the people behind me or some shit like that what are they what's that from i think it's a fucking the dude pat stay said it one time the shit was that unless it's bc coming in here get the hell out i don't think it was it was it was someone else oh it was an intern oh the fuck out good luck being hired now that Portnoy's back we gotta start being really mean to interns now that Portnoy's back everything changes

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Attention, or starving to get in here. I don't think they'll audio only this week. I know, yeah. That would be so funny if they did an audio-only episode. It'd be more concerning, funny. Yeah. Guys, we lost the tapes. How many views do you think it would get?

Like three? If they just did audio only? Guys would give it a try. No. No, no, to jerk off to yeah it's like let me see if this works it could be a whole new thing they would get so many more never mind i'm not gonna say that what it's gonna say something really mean say it unintentionally say it now that's way funnier if it's unintentional yeah why are you taking your mic away brother we

could just say it between men no i'm not gonna say let's just say it guy to guy no we don't have to it's not it wasn't that funny mean to glenny or mean to the girls mean to glenny okay then i can't support it you can't be mean to glenny i know especially after he's hanging out with ed sheeran i know they seem like they had an awesome time i didn't know ed sheeran drank like that i always thought ed sheeran was sober wasn't he like a homeless drug addict you think he relapsed you're thinking of jersey jerry no ed sheeran was like a homeless drug addict wasn't he you're thinking of his song the a-team no he 100 was that was like his whole family like holy shit this guy was homeless no he's saying that he did get into a few substances beyond marijuana in his mid-20s yeah he did a was true. Yeah, he did a line of coke. Like, that is not, that's like

a dude who's like, I have a fucking problem dude, I just did two Adderalls. He's got a hell of a PR team to rewrite the script this late in his career. Yeah, right. What about him? He was homeless, right? No, he was not homeless. You're thinking of his song, The A-Team. No, I swear to God, he was homeless. That guy was not homeless. He's like a

well-off British guy who got a sleeve of tattoos to get a little edge to him. Maybe he just had like a bad apartment in a well-off British guy who got a sleeve of tattoos to get a little edge to him maybe he just had like a bad apartment in his early 20s right it's like the way

hit singer Ed Sheeran has revealed that he was homeless for two and a half years and slept rough outside Buckingham Palace in London before becoming famous that's a lie

where's that from fucking the internet source use notes out source what Where's that from? Fucking the internet. Source. Use notes out. Source. Harder substances just became bad vibes. What? He says the harder substances, he quotes, just became bad vibes.

Harder substances just became bad vibes, he said. I don't respect Ed Sheeran at all for that type of shit. For what? For the homeless shit. He's a great songwriter. I'm not about to throw him a fucking pity party parade for being homeless. A bad homeless guy. Great songwriter. Yeah. I'm not. He's a great songwriter. I'm not about to throw him a fucking pity party parade for being homeless. A bad homeless guy. Great songwriter.

Yeah. I'm not. He's not homeless to me. I didn't even know they had homeless people in London. I know, right? So they just like speared them to death? The Queen's Guard just... Yeah, they just took like a thing of chains and just...

They don't have fucking real weapons. They threw a tub of acid on them. Yeah, they have no guns. They just beat them to death. The bobbies just beat them to death with clubs. They poured acid on them and then they just went down the fucking flood drains. Yeah, just horses pulled them apart. They would draw on quarter-edged Sheeran for busking outside Buckingham Palace.

All right, what's all this? What's all this then? You're in love with the shape of who? Oh, man. Fucking Ed Sheeran. From the top of the ropes. We should hit up Glennie, see if he can get a Sheeran to come on here. Yeah, that would be huge.

He seems like a deece guy. He seems like a fucking legend. He seems like a deece-ass guy. He lives in Brooklyn. He just bought that apartment in Brooklyn. Really? Like, not far from me. I could see Ed Sheeran being a guy who was like,

I still live in a studio apartment. Yeah. I'm no different than the rest of the people. But it's just like an entire floor of a warehouse. There's just no walls. It's only one roommate. Yeah. I live in a one-room apartment.

Very low-key. I've never a one room apartment. Very low key. I've never really liked the fame or the money. Just fucking these models. He definitely fucked. I saw someone saying that the weekend is bigger than Taylor Swift. You think that's true? No. Yeah, I looked it up.

I was like, no, there's no way. She's making two billion off the tour. Yeah, that makes sense. Meanwhile, they're like pulling his song from the radio because he embarrassed himself with five episodes of a TV show. That wasn't him, bro. That was fucking Antos or whatever his name was. What was his name? Tedros.

Tedros? That was Tedros. You thought you were talking to him. That was a different fucking guy. There's Weeknd, there's Abel, and there's Tedros. Yeah. You don't know who you're going to get on any given day. Abel's the family man.

Tedros killed Abel, bro. It wasn't know who you're gonna get on any given day. Abel's the family man. Tedros killed Abel bro. It wasn't Cain that killed Abel. It was fucking Tedros. Abel had to die for Tedros to make his final form. No. That's the I wouldn't call it career suicide. Definitely took a hit though. Yeah. Definitely

some pacing around the apartment. It was like we fucked up big time from five stories but it wasn't enough to kill himself yeah it was five episodes but i looked at it i looked at spotify he's got more uh monthly listeners than taylor swift she's making two billion dollars off this tour yeah two billion dollars two billion she paid all the truck drivers like a 500 million like what they all get five five million dollars or something like that i thought it was like a hundred thousand or maybe it's five hundred thousand maybe but i think it was 100k which is still good she's a bitch two billion dollars

they only got 100k i mean dude weekend's also like retiring from music okay really i'm done with features with features is that how he's so big from features yeah 100 100k yeah yeah i gave her way too much credit yeah i was like she changed their lives like dude truck drivers probably make like 400k yeah yeah most lucrative business to be in depends on what you're carrying self-driving trucks only problem is your wife's home fucking some other guy like jarhead hell no the military bunch of uh truck stop truck stop girls they're fucking the lot lizards but back lizards yeah that's what they're called i was trying to think of what they were called the lot lizards are getting plowed by the truck drivers but back at home the wives of the truck drivers are getting plowed by the wives of the military guys truck

driving doesn't really seem like a job where it's like you necessarily need to be fucking prostitutes on the road how long are they on the road for i think their whole life yeah like a while forever it's like a cross country yeah the cross country long haul trucking that's what we're talking about long haul trucking you're thinking about some short haul. I'm thinking short haul. Cleveland to Cincinnati type of shit. Come on, man. People are going to be pissed. There's definitely some truck drivers right now who are just furious at me.

That are just honking at you. As their automatically self-driving truck does all the work as they kick back. They do not have automatic self-driving trucks. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Those things do? Yes. All those 18 wheelers look, they do. Yes, they do. Those things do? Yes. All those 18-wheelers look like they were built in the 1930s.

No. With steering wheels that are the size of fucking sailboat wheels. Those things are tricked out. Are they tricked out? Yeah, they have like sleeping... And upstairs. They have like a New Yorkork studio apartment in like the upstairs it's like what trucks are you guys talking about the long haul truckers it's literally it's

like a boeing that has an upstairs it's like an emirates flight there's two stories to it that's nuts yeah fuck yeah it's good shit good gig what time are we at uh an hour fuck yeah we gotta wrap it up let's wrap it up we have to go talk for 18 more hours and i need to shit my brains out from this coffee yeah i gotta try that let's rip these right quick ready