Son of a Boy Dad - LIVE (1/10/24) Son of a Boy Dad #164

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

LIVE (1/10/24) Son of a Boy Dad #164 - Lil Sas, Rone & Francis wax poetic from HQ4You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son-of-a-boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Let's go live on here, confirm, and go live. Alrighty, we should be live right now that camera's on that camera is on yes sir temporarily if the stream craps out well it won't crap the stream will not will not crap out the camera craps out bear with us we had some nasty problems at the at recording, but Sass stayed up day and night for 48 hours and figured everything out. Exactly. Did a seance over his laptop.

Prayed to Steve Jobs. Exactly. And we should be good. It's good that you got that credit from Dave about you having technical proficiency before all these problems started happening. Well, none of the problems have happened live on air. We've been good to go when we do the lives. Touch wood. Knock on wood, brother.

Yeah, hurt. I know. It's true. We're only 49 seconds in. But can we just say... Many opportunities for things to fail. Francis and I love to give you shit about your apartment, the cleanliness.

Oh, yeah, your decor. It looks fucking great in here i don't want to suck your dick too much i don't want to glaze that donut like a crispy cream but at the same time bro you did a fucking great job new rug uh painting of a fishing painting of a fucking trout it's uh it just is it is you it feels homey. It fits the aesthetic, the decor. You did a fucking great job, dude. Yeah, it is funny because the whole entire idea behind it was to make it so the stream looked better. And then I realized that just... Uh-oh.

Did it crap out? Oh, no. Oh. Why is it frozen? Do you want to make a podcast? Because I'm hooked up to Ethernet. Here, just keep talking. Okay, we're going to keep talking here, kids.

So if you can't tell, you don't know, Sass' apartment is covered in trout diagrams, paintings of idyllic rivers and streams. It's an ode to fly fishing in the heart of the West Village. Is it back? I mean, it's still frozen. That's never happened before. Crapped out.

Crapped out early. That's never happened. So this is a new one. I did speak too soon. Now you guys can watch us in real time as we, there we go. There we are. Hey. Let me go back to this.

All right. We're good. That has never happened before. So I don't know why that happened. We were just, I mean. It's truly something new. It's just these things. They just don't want to be reliable.

It was the glaze that was really doing it. It was the glaze that did it. What's this glaze? This is new. Glaze. It was the glaze that was really doing it. It was the glaze that did it. What's this glaze? This is new. Glaze. It's like saying you're sucking someone off. I've been sucking someone off to the point where there's like a filmy glaze left on the dick. Yeah, you know.

Not just like a regular suck job. The big one is the glazing is crazy. They're saying that? Yeah, that's what the young cats are saying. If you say something even remotely positive about someone. Yeah, you go, the glazing is crazy. He's crazy like my mom did a pretty good job on thanksgiving this year yo the glazing is crazy so it's someone making fun of someone for being complimentary yes yes it's like you're sucking you're sucking this it's the new get your dick out of his mouth or get his dick out of your

mouth people be hating kids it's honestly it's a good way for like when, because you're a very, you compliment a lot. Sure. It's like when that makes me uncomfortable, so I could just be like, the glazing is crazy. And then we would both have a laugh and go back to a normal conversation. That's just an example of how it could be used. Well, now I'm afraid of you saying that, so I'm going to not compliment you anymore. All right. All right.

All right. I'll glaze you still. This apartment looks great. Even though none of it is on camera here right no one can tell at home they're gonna have to take our word for it I know I would say we could turn the camera around and show them but I mean that's not happening

death wish fucking catastrophic I mean that's crazy dude like of all the things that could happen the thing freezing was never on the board no it wasn't just a new one they're just telling us new difficulties to have hey um ron get this so when sass and i go to albany he's gonna stay at my place upstate and we're gonna go fly fishing

no how good is that yeah that's the idea. You bastards. Maybe you should tag along. When is it? That is the plan. That is, I don't know. February 18th weekend? It's the weekend after Denver. Yeah, the weekend after the Super Bowl. February 17th, 18th, I think.

It's NBA All-Star weekend, brother. Shit. I'm going to be in Indianapolis. That's what I had to say. We'll be waist deep in the Taconic River. Taconic? I think it In the Taconic River Taconic? I think it's the Taconic River I'll have to do some research on the Taconic Because I don't know much about it

Oh it's teeming I was going to go fishing on Saturday And then I looked up the water levels today And they're at 11 feet Thank you for that fucking cash At the river that I go fishing at in New Jersey It's 11 feet high and usually it's 4 feet high Why is it so high? Because of the rain it floods yep that'll do it we just got super chatted

10 bucks for an apartment tour you guys don't want that because it will literally i mean we could do it it just might be choppy if that's what the people want well didn't we say we weren't going to listen to what the chat says that's cash that? That's cash, though. That's not just the chat. I think we need to get to like $100. I mean, we'll do it. How about this? We'll do it at the end. We'll do it at the end of the episode. Yeah, yeah.

That way if it fails. Oh, good idea. That way if it fails, we can just end the episode there. Well, this has been Son of a Boy Dad. Dude, you don't fit in in this neighborhood neighborhood and i'm not saying that to be mean to you why was something bad happening outside no not bad i like i went to the coffee shop around the corner and it was like these like people who just like their teeth were fucking like so straight and so white like these fucking flowing hair people just so proud to be wearing sweaters and shit like it

just is such a uh like people it's a self-glazing neighborhood it is very self-glazing the uh girls have you ever seen art galleries yeah exactly have you guys ever seen the episode of always sunny where they go to the bar the the rivalry bar and the bartenders there have like a script and they're like doing jokes i think so and they're like they're like yeah they're having that blue drink and the girls like some say it's better than an orgasm than the other yeah guys not that he's ever had one and it's like shit like that yeah that's like what it is around here i went to i went to a place for brunch around the corner and the the chemistry that the bartender that the two bartenders had was like they were reading off of a script the entire time.

That's my exact lived experience at the cappuccino place around the corner. They're like, Rory, you made a cappuccino for an order that didn't have one. One more strike and you're out of here. That was literally their exact... And then as soon as the place closes,

they just fucking hate each other or they like shut down till the next day oh yeah yeah and then just like power back up again like fucking animatronic snowmen it's it's bizarre that you have chosen this neighborhood he was like i was at one and we were getting drinks and they gave us like a free beer with uh bloody mary and the and one of the people was like and don't tell my boss and we were getting drinks and they gave us like a free beer with Bloody Mary and one of the people was like and don't tell my boss and they like

both like bursted out laughing that's coming out of his paycheck it is fun to like abandon any pretense and just live a corny lifestyle to just like ham it up and be corny as hell yeah positive yeah it's wonderfully positive i'm sure yeah maybe we should switch into

that for this episode no no you couldn't but francis i feel i could like he's just a thin veil of of like negativity away from it like you could just chip away a little bit of the negativity and you could truly live that dad joke lifestyle it's coming out of his paycheck yeah that shit is hilarious and like so safe and joyous and carefree it's probably like when what happens when you get sad it's probably extremely dark you shoot up a like a mail office it's gotta get it's gotta get really dark when you get sad flying through the air as the street sweeper combs over yeah yeah have you ever have you ever walked through our building and uh heard other couples scream arguing in their apartments no i love that though that's crazy that would make me so uncomfortable everybody's like so buttoned up and friendly and like you see their dog and you counsel it on the top of the head.

And then like I've walked through my floor and heard people fucking lighting. That's crazy. Wow. It was such a, I wanted to like stay and watch, but like I feared getting caught in the crosshairs or them knowing that I knew that they were in a loveless marriage. I don't think I've ever had anything like that. We were at that hotel one time, right? Where I heard the people fucking. Do you remember that?

We were. Yeah, because I remember I walked down and I heard them fucking and then I told you and the bartender was like, that happens all the time here. Where were you staying? I forget where we were. You were at a hotel and you told the bartender?

No, she overheard us. Just so you know? Oh, okay. Hey, someone's fucking upstairs. You might want to check it out. Was that? Yeah, it had to have been with you. There's no one else.

Can I get a different room? Oh, maybe it was with you. It was with me. Yeah, it was with you at Cobb's in San Francisco. Yeah. Yeah, and I was waiting downstairs to get food before we went to the show and I told you and the bartender was like, yeah, that's happened before. Yeah, I don't feel like the bartender bartender saying that yeah she did sex in a hotel

before don't be alarmed boys yeah it was crazy though i was standing it was they were they were the first room next to the elevator that hotel wasn't that great no but it's san francisco that's what you get right isn't san francisco supposed to be like a shithole did you see this thing about the most disturbing video of new york city and there's a homeless guy at the end of the subway platform and he's under no and there's a guy who starts walking towards him with a i'm gonna pull it up i'll as you pull that up i'll tell you what dude the homeless people out here are the real fucking deal i just as i was biking over here i saw a dude who had sandals that were made out of tape

and he was screaming just so his body could generate some heat to warm himself up. He was screaming at full voice just so he could be, like if you're homeless in Los Angeles, congratulations, dude, you're living a fucking pampered lifestyle. If you're homeless out here surviving the fucking winter, like underneath the cover, you're the a fucking pampered lifestyle if you're homeless out here surviving the fucking winter like underneath the cover you're the real fucking deal tip of the cap to those homes yeah and every city wants to claim they have like the craziest homeless people nah but austin's homeless

people yeah there's a lot of them but like it's nice out there's there there's got to be what one one hundredth of the amount of homeless people in austin than there is in new york where uh they were they were. I feel like when we were walking around down there, they were gathered. On 6th Street, they camp out on that one little corner. And even, I guess in San Francisco, I must be wrong because everyone says it's terrible

out there, but we didn't really see any homeless people in San Francisco. If it's warm... Barely. Not like here. Not like outside of Penn Station here. It was camp. They're just clustered more. Watch this.

So we're looking at a subway, walking up on a guy with a blanket. No. No. No. No! Yeah, that made me want to kill myself. So, explain to the viewer. That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Rico Blasco's blog today talks about something gross that he found. That makes me sick. In New York. Sick to my stomach. It seemed like that homeless guy was congregating the rats. Yeah, he was having a meeting with them. There was a meeting. He like congregating the rats yeah he was having a meeting with them there was a meeting that was the same he's king of the rats yeah i mean if he's king of the rats like the rats seemed like embarrassed that they were fraternizing with the homeless guys

we don't know him pretty much the entire video was just it was a homeless dude at the end of a subway platform with a blanket over him and then someone got closer to the blanket and like 70 rats scurried away the blank was like moving a little bit and then someone got closer to the blanket and like 70 rats scurried away the blank was like moving a little bit and then some the guy with the camera says yo yo and then the homeless guy lifts up the blanket a little and like a hundred rats runs out do you think that's like a warm thing too because i mean i bet rats run pot i think they're they're eating him that could also be possible probably the sadder more realistic answer they're eating him. That could also be possible. Probably the sadder, more realistic answer there. They're probably eating...

No, but he opened the door. I know, I get a little peckish in the middle of the night. Don't tempt me with a little snack. The rats were 100% eating his body alive. No, but he released them. Yeah, but the only reason that rats exist is to eat. That's their only thing that they do. No, they're intelligent.

Did you ever see that rat bathing? No. There's a great video. If you're just pulling up videos on your phone, rat bathing. No, don't pull it up. We can't just spend the entire live episode watching videos that I can't edit in. I don't know that you can tell us. I can.

I'll shut this shit down right now. Oh, yeah. What are you going to do yeah we'll switch back to face this is like to the photo booth camera it'll be just on my face like a zoom call hey guys is this thing on that was hilarious that angle must have been hysterical yeah they're just all of us just huddled around the camera do you think that um that homeless guy has parts of his body that are so dead and rotting that he can't even feel it. And it's a bit like when you get that fish foot massage where they eat the dead skin off your feet.

Yeah, that's nice. But this is with rats and it's like his tibia. Yes, I would say 100%. He has that. You think that's what's happening there? I think it's not that sinister. And it's probably from something, some sort of drug. What's going on here?

We've lost it again. I don't know why that's happening, dude. I think it was more of like a stuffed animal type of thing we're still live and now we just got to go back to this why does that keep happening is someone doing something keep it here i think that's a pretty good look for us we can get in nice and tight but is someone like, what is the thumbs up that's coming up on the screen? Why is that happening? I think someone out there is stopping us from telling what's what. I think someone, is someone in the chat like sending us something that's popping up on the screen?

I've never seen that in my entire life. What are the commenters saying? Big thumbs up. They're big thumbs upping because it's a quick fix, but. Big thumbs up to the fucking team tim hitchings is saying it's some sort of time out oh it happened again what the fuck is that stop sending us the big thumbs up stop setting us up this is breaking the stream keep it on that nice and tight one there no go back to the go back to the one where we're all in tight like that

oh please god yeah yeah oh this is not at all what we want let's just try it for a minute yes they can see us like this looks like we're talking to a fucking what's up sex worker fellow conquesters it looks like that episode of workaholics where they all they all talk to the fucking webcam girl. And they're like, hey. It looks like we're on a group FaceTime right now is what it looks like. Hi, Bob. We're going back to the good angle.

Fuck. I mean, please don't give us a big thumbs up. Stop sending us the big thumbs up if that has something to do with the chat. They're going to keep doing it. God damn it. God damn it. This shit is not funny. It is kind of funny, though, that I can just control it like this. God damn it. God damn it. This shit is not funny. It is kind of funny, though, that I can just control it like this.

Okay, it is funny. I think it's funny if you don't freak out. If we don't freak out and accept that the stream is breaking rapidly, then it is funny. Roan, when you did the podcast with Gilly, Wallow, and Pat Bev, did it feel the way that Jackieie robinson felt but the other way yeah yeah exactly exactly that way yeah i can only imagine people were heckling me they're all giving us big thumbs ups

all right we'll take something with this it's something that's happening to think about it. People were heckling me. No, they're all giving us big thumbs ups. It's something with this. It's something that's happening with this. Seth, you're going to have to move on from the whole technical side of it. People were furious at me. Why? No, just how people were furious at Jackie Robinson. I was just trying to draw a parallel.

Because you're white? Yeah, because I'm white. No one actually cares. You were a little bit of an Uncle Roan in that episode. I was. That's crazy racist. What is it? Uncle what?

An Uncle Tom? Yeah, but if it's white. I don't know. There's no comparison. Uncle John? Uncle Ron? Maybe Uncle Tom again. Who's Tom?

What is that? Harriet Beecher Stowe? Yeah, the cabin. Uncle tom's cabin yeah and what's the uh premise is that it's a it's during i only know that story through the king and i is that remember the king and i they do like a re reenactment of uncle thomas uncle tom's cabin but they do it in like they're in siam so they're doing it in like an asian it's like double layers of racist who is the character there is it her because she's assimilating to their culture or something like that i think they i think they like put on for the king and anna they put on a presentation of uncle tom's cabin maybe we should go see the king and i as a group

team building i'm down yeah i'm definitely down as a group team building. That would be fun. I'm definitely down for that. I would like that. That would be huge. Live stream it. Go in with the Google glasses. Fucking live stream The King and I. Dude, I was going to

live stream some Call of Duty the other day and I couldn't figure out how to do it. I will start playing video games. I know, we should. We should try and get a dub on the duos.

Day 10, it's over. January, dry January. Oh my God, it's almost over. I don't feel good. should we should try and get a we should try and get a w on the do us date last night over january dry january oh my god it's almost over i don't feel good i got the weekend coming up and that is a big problem you didn't drink last night you know what you got to do is just gamble a ton and play and watch football the whole weekend there's football on saturday and sunday i don't want to just replace it with even worse put an irresponsible amount of money on every game and then dial into those games. I only like doing that when I'm drinking. I know what's happening. I know what it is.

It's just fucking... Go ahead. Just keep on talking. Oh, that's right. We're still live. We're going to flawlessly get out of this. Yeah. All right.

You guys talk. I'm going to fix this. It's because of this. I don't... Everyone who has... I think I've said this, but when I tell people that I'm struggling with dry January, they get out of this yeah all right you guys talk i'm gonna fix this it's because this i don't everyone who has i think i've said this but when i tell people that i'm struggling with dry january they say why just take a bunch of edibles every night and that to me is not a real we got to get to the core of why you're doing dry january it's because we had fucking reactions up so when we would do

things like this it would mimic it on the camera. Nuh-uh. Yeah, I swear to God. No, you made that up. I swear to God. I literally just turned reactions off. All right. Well, we'll see.

Why the fuck would that be a... Because it was because when I was switching to the desktop. It doesn't matter. I figured it out. We're good. It's Trent Day. It is Trent Day. We're honoring Trent at Barstool.

For the Tiger Woods thing. Dude, that video was awesome and his 10 year anniversary oh really yeah that's huge well how are you celebrating trent day i'm wearing khakis and a sweatshirt it was funny it was funny seeing everyone dressed as trent i'm like that's what i wear every day as well lucky that you and trent the same. That we dress the exact same way. You have the same body type. Yeah, pretty much. You really do. Yeah.

And you're both good at golf. Yeah, one of us is better than the other, but. Yeah, Trent is better than you. He is. He's not. What? You didn't break 50. He does.

I can break 50. What are you talking about? You played with Frankie and you didn't break 50. That was my first time golfing in a fucking five years. think he plays all the time trent every single day he lives in new york city how could he play every single day no he didn't he just moved to long island for around this afternoon didn't he just leave new york city sun goes down at 3 30 get out of here goose i know it's awesome that's the best part about playing golf in high school, because the sun goes down early, so they have to dismiss you early from school to go compete. What?

Yeah. No wonder I could tell you missed a couple classes. Oh, yeah. Big time. I guess you grew up before Topgolf was a thing. Me and my high school team, we used to have all of our matches at Topgolf. That would honestly be sick. Plenty of lights.

That would be fun as fuck. That would be huge. Or like on a golf simulator. You just do it in the school. Yeah, that would be cool too. Jersey Jerry style. Do you remember the first time you fingered a girl? Me?

Mm-hmm. I'm not. Why is that a question? Just made me think of it. No, I don't. I forget. He definitely remembers. Yeah, of course he does.

You don't have to say though. Bruh. That was the bruh one Who could tell Me Cause I know where it is The chat doesn't even know They do they heard it No they didn't

Guys give a big thumbs up If you didn't hear the bruh Okay ten more dollars We're fucking living Oh ten dollars to tell The fingering story Yeah It's not at all what it says

Die is gas Get those digits out It's not not at all what it says. Die is cast. Get those digits out. That's not even close to what it says. Diddle, diddle, riddle me this. Lower the flag so we can see it. What do you think is above what you can see right now? You think there's something hidden above that half? He's wearing a goofy hat.

There's a swastika right above the face of the Patriots logo. You can't lower it. Our careers depend on you not being able to lower that flag. Yeah, you also can't tug on it either because it's only hung up by command strips. If I got you another fish painting, would you put it up? Sure. Where would I put it, though? It just doesn't look that...

I feel like that's the only thing that can really go on that wall in terms of off-camera decor. A team flag is the only thing that can go on a wall? Well, it's just going to look uneven if I put one photo next to it. Let's do a collage wall then, brother. Right? You want to talk ball? Talk ball? I wanted to ask Roan about that experience of having Wallow, Gilly, and Pat Bev.

So did Pat Bev get along with Wallow and Gilly? Yes, but they used to not get along with each other. That doesn't surprise me. That's a lot of alpha males in one room. We talked about it on the podcast. Really? You guys squashed the beef? It was already squashed, but we talked about why there was beef.

And what was that? They had been dismissive of his talents on a different podcast with Damian Lillard. And Pat Bev saw that saw that yeah he caught wind of it and was pissed off wow it was like that uh time when um francis said that you weren't that good at stand-up comedy on the podcast and i don't remember that at all oh you must not have heard this is true

i don't think so that is crazy though is this so that that you guys broke that news you should have saved that for us so we could have broken it that they didn't used to like each other that they used to not like each other this should just become like a pat bev pod recap pod like uh the joe rogan experience experience there's like podcasts that do that for every single show there's like an snl one we should start doing that or like the for your other show yeah like the like jenna fisher talking about like old office like we should go back through old pat bev episodes starting at number one yeah and you should just put pat bev up on that screen right there and then we'll sit here and we'll react to it and i'll pause that for a second i think it's

good for us to know what was going on in real time. What the air was like in the room while you were experiencing these. But that also assumes that I remember anything that I ever said on a podcast more than one minute after it's finished. That is true. I don't remember what we were talking about five minutes ago. I completely wiped my brain. It was not great. Was it the reactions?

Yeah, it was about the thumbs up let's just put it this way here Paul this has not been your best episode so you were so focused on the thumbs up that you didn't realize that Francis was running his hands through your hair no I noticed it it's just I don't have the energy anymore to tell Francis to stop touching me

I love it it's insanely annoying and there's just it doesn't seem that annoying it's not going to give out a good product to the viewers if i'm constantly just being francis please stop touching me again oh yeah will that be worse than you being like what's going on i can't figure out what's going on is it this you guys are lucky you have a fucking expert producer with you you boys would be without me me you're an expert producer yeah we're we were literally just having the zoom camera angle and i fixed it dude if if you guys

were not if i gave you guys all of this equipment and i put it in this room and then i left for three weeks you guys wouldn't be able to figure this out no we would probably go to the office and give that a shot again yeah good luck good luck with that you're the only one who can watch a youtube video and do what it says on the video the one that stepped up we would probably do that instead of coming to your home so that you don't have to go outside it honestly is the bet i was thinking about it today because we filmed a sketch really early this morning, 10 a.m. And it was like they came, they set up, we filmed the sketch, they left. Then you guys came, we're filming this. It's like I'm literally, I'm like the godfather.

You're like Jabba the Hutt. I'm like the godfather. You're like a bedridden grandmother. I'm literally the godfather. People just come and like sit by you. People just stop by for their work and then they leave. You're like the baby Jesus in leave jesus they stop by and i sit here and i go how can i help you you're like what can i do for you boys today you're like a dude who's been in an iron lung for 60 years you're just laying on your couch as people like come and put salad in your mouth and put tv shows

on in front i should set up some office hours like when when signage? Yeah, when you can stop by. A guest book. You should have a guest book for coworkers. Definitely a guest book. Hopefully the IRS is listening right now, because this shit's getting written off. Speaking of, by the way, I had to text Sass yesterday and say,

hey man, I'm really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I have to send you a 1099 for i paid him i had to pay him a lot last year not a lot okay so it makes sense like i get why you have to because if i don't do that then i get taxed for the whole thing no i get it it was just at first i didn't understand it and i thought you were just taxing me on venmo payments and i was like that's insane other people that i sent that message to immediately just sent me their information.

And you gave me a hard time. I'm not just trying to throw around my social security number like willy-nilly. What is Francis going to do with your social security number? That's what I didn't know.

I was shocked to have this request from him. Francis just opens up a shell corporation. Then I understood it because I realized that. If I were in the game of identity theft or selling personal information, I would fucking start with you.

Yeah, easy target. Look around. What am I going to... Oh, yeah, knock this guy off. He just hung up his third trout poster. Dude, I'm an easy get because I've been spending so much of my time perfecting production and camera work and audio design. Nobody... That I haven't had time to

catch up on like the latest like taxes and all that shit is are impenetrable your entire life it is on cash only your whole net worth exists in multiple shoe boxes under your bed and that's how it should be checks dude once the once shit goes down in new york city and like they start dropping bombs on us you guys are gonna be like oh shit how do I get my money? The NASDAQ is closed. They closed the market. And I'm going to be like, good thing Rockland Trust got my back. My frequent trips to the NASDAQ to withdraw

my fucking funds for groceries. All of my money is in fucking Amazon stock. You boys got money? I'm in a money market. I got money markets. That is correct. That's the right way to do it right now five to five and a half I'm gonna go grab a seltzer

from the refrigerator can you guys try not to break the entire stream while I'm gone we are going to watch as hundreds if not thousands of new viewers

stream in finally someone just paid us in pounds which means that we're getting that overseas money is that right now yeah we're getting that overseas money. Is that right now?

Yeah, we're getting over. I wonder what the conversion rate is. Is the pound stronger? Yep. Okay, so we just got more than $9.99. It's like one and a half, maybe 1.3, 1.4. So we just got like 13 quid. Ooh, I like that.

I got a question. I have another. I've asked you guys about this but I have a developing situation that needs more insight so this whole my wife's friend's wedding situation you know the wedding is tough to get to

yes I want to go to Japan do you guys know Japan? I've caught wind of Japan that's the place from Oppenheimer, right? They have that one city where there's nothing in it. There's nothing going on in that one city. I'm bumping the stream right now.

Keep talking. Oppenheimer, Japan. So I wanted to go to Japan, but this wedding is going to be the trip that takes the place of japan because it's so expensive yeah yeah my wife got invited to go to copenhagen with a friend in a couple of months boy's trip if she goes on that am i allowed to go to japan alone why can't we we can't go with you what do you mean just fully alone boys boys to japan i'm not i don't know if i want to go to japan i actually think you'd like japan i think i would too i think you'd like it i know i would but it's just a flight i don't that that flight sounds

we're flying first class we're gonna fly first class and it's gonna be really cool well which one of you guys is gonna pay for my flight well you must have some miles at this point you must cobble some miles together. Dude, a first class flight to Japan is how much money? $20,000? No, we go business and it would be... What is the difference? So business on those big flights are... But if you pay with miles, we could potentially get it down a little.

We'll do credit card roulette. Wait, so when you fly business class on those super long flights, it's pretty much first class? Sometimes those long flights don't have a first class and a business class. They only have business class. Okay. So what is that comparable to? Business is always going to be a lie flatbed and full meal service cocktails. So like Delta One.

That's business, yeah. Nice. Delta One, boys. I don't know if you heard. did it we did do it i made him what do you mean we did delta one san francisco we flew delta one to san franc it was awesome it was hilarious it was really good did not sleep the whole reason i got it was because like i had something the night before and i was like i want to be able to sleep on the plane it's like an eight hour flight francis stayed awake the entire flight

playing a game on the delta like 2024 he introduced me i never i never knew the rules and he showed me how to play and then he was like i beat this in five minutes the problem with the lay down beds and playing a game on screen though or did you have to lean forward or was there a little console i think i reclined the seat just to know that I had, and then I sat up uncomfortably. Yeah, he was full, folks. I slept for four hours, and I woke up, and he hadn't skipped a beat. I had a migraine headache all day as a result of not being able to stop playing this game. It was very funny.

It was funny because I play video games for eight hours a day, and you played a video game for three hours. But this is just the numbers. It's like that scene from Limitless where he becomes a day trader. France had to lay down in the green room. I had to. Yeah. But it's still 100% worth it because it's not only fun in and of itself to be on that flight,

but there's two other levels that make it even more fun. One, you know how shitty of a time you would have been having if you were in a different in a different part of the plane and two you know how shitty a time everybody else is having in the back and you're up here enjoying yourself they're giving you fucking beef short rib and fucking unlimited pinot grigio you're fucking living yeah yeah and you get to eat whenever you want on the really good ones there's no no... There's no scheduled meal. Set meal service time. You can order whenever. And it's always worth a trip back into steerage to really see how...

Like Cheerios getting ground into the carpet. Just awful. Snotty kids running back and forth. The morbidly obese taking up seats that aren't theirs. Service animals of all different geni and kingdoms and species. Have you guys been seeing those videos of people getting the seatbelt extension?

A woman on my flight did. And they're always snarky about it. They're like, of course Delta didn't have it ready. It's like, yeah, they probably didn't expect a fucking 600 pound person to walk on the plane today. I felt really bad this woman had to get one. She goes, I could tell it was gonna happen and she's like she was she was like a relatively put together woman

but she just had a really big belly yeah but she was like wearing makeup and she was kind of you know yeah she's not like normal fat folk yeah She wasn't like a white trash, you know, mess. She wasn't wearing one of those like... Of a rich fat. Like shirts that you look like you wore out of a hospital. Just one garment. Like everything stuffed under one garment. She didn't have like a mullet.

She was, you know, lip gloss and makeup and her hair looked nice. But she had a really large belly. And I felt really bad. And bad and she wasn't your fault she tried to get the regular seat belt to work yeah she had no idea and it was like it was like watching someone try to lasso the moon it is hilarious to sit down like i guess i'll give it a shot like you know you know what's about to happen it's like when we hold our dog down for a bath oh my god all right so anyway i felt bad but it clearly harry made me laugh about it but it's like uh no i feel bad too but it is funny it's like when people you ever see someone slice through a wheel of cheese?

With the string. And the cheese all spills over. You boys are nasty. That's not me. That was Francis. No, you're over here going into your fucking... I don't have to laugh.

I didn't say it. No, I mean, it's tough because it's like trying to squeeze into pants that you know aren't your size or something like that. Dude, I mean, if you weigh that much and you go onto a plane, first of all, it's probably not your first flight. You probably know you've used the seatbelt extension before. It's like being a size 36 waist and being like, I guess I'll try on the size 28. I mean, it's worth a shot. I like this 28.

The button is bursting through. That may not be true because there may not be a standard length for seatbelts. There may be certain airplanes that have bigger seatbelts than others. On a previous flight, it worked. On this one, you're thinking, well... You think there's never been a better time to be fat?

Yeah. No. I disagree with that. that okay let's hear it out because it used to be like cool to be fat a sign of wealth yeah right means i can afford to eat i have no i have no issue eating as much as i want but what about plus size models, but that's like four people. That's Ashley Graham and she's like in really good shape. Isn't there only like a couple like big plus size models? No, there's tons of them. Look at any like bus stop. I think we can all agree there are too many.

But the point is that this particular woman had to call the flight attendant and she said, I think she said to her quietly, she goes, I think your seatbelt's too small. Ooh. And I thought as a flight attendant, I'm like, don't blame me. It's not my seatbelt. Oh, that's what she said? Yeah. Oh, I thought that's what the flight attendant said to her.

No, the woman said. At that point, I'd be like, I'm going to make it fit. I think. If the flight attendant said to her At that point I'd be like I'm going to make it fit If the flight attendant came up and was like We're going to have to get you a bigger seatbelt My point in asking that question My point in asking that question Is that I think it is one of the best times

To be really fat And I think that there is no shame in asking for the extension. I think if you have to ask for the extension, the fact that they have the extension. Maybe we should just all start getting the extension. Why not just have fucking lasso, like long ass fucking ribbons? What's that movie where they're all throwing the jersey down? Yeah, Rudy. Rudy.

I'll put our fucking seatbelts on the Delta Delta. I will take an extension. No, I am Spartacus. That's what I was thinking of. You were thinking of Rudy. Yeah, they didn't throw their jerseys down to Spartacus. I know, but I used the wrong example. I was thinking of something where they all...

What is that noise? Enough. Enough of that. I spent all goddamn day putting down this carpet. I'm really glad we got this pod back on track because we started... I didn't even think it was that bad of a start.

This is like one of our highest concurrence ever. Run it up. Run it up. Run it up. It means the yak must have ended early. Tell a friend to tell a friend. I think it would be... Imagine i i can't imagine having a flight attendant like that's worst case scenario you know that have you ever used a moving van

have you ever used like a u-haul you know the straps that they have on the side of the u-haul that you like strap your you strap your furniture to the wall of the u-haul with these like super long but you can ratchet it to the point where even if you like barrel roll the fucking u-haul van nothing is moving in there they should have that on everybody's what's it going to cost a little bit extra fabric what's holding them back from having the extension on everybody i don't know the fact that they have the extenders like we want you to tell us. We want you to admit to us that you're fat. It's nasty work by American Airlines. It is.

On Frontier, they're like, we're going to have to put you down with the checked bags, strap you into the plane. On Alaska, they're like, we're going to have you plug up this door hole. Oh, man. And what is it so on southwest now the one is that you can uh request two seats but i mean you have to pay for them right now i don't think i don't know i just know that tim dillon said on his podcast that uh in in 10 years there's going to be 13 people on each flight. 13's a hilarious number because it implies that one person's so fat, they're taking up both sides of the aisle.

One, one, one, one, one, one, one, and then one all the way across. A big fat one. What do you see, boy? I need Tums. I got a terrible stomachache. From what? I had a sandwich before that I took one bite of, and I was like, this is going to get me food poisoning. You also have a half drunk bottle of Cholula that wasn't there.

I've never seen somebody fucking slamming Cholula like that. You were the one that was using my Cholula last time on Monday. No, not on Monday. And then you left it open too. No, I was not using Cholula on Monday. I was not using Cholula on Monday. I'm not even kidding. I was genuinely annoyed that you left it open. It wasn't. I was to use my chalula if i leave it open i love chalula

yeah chalula was the best it's more likely that he was hitting me up and said that they were going to send me some bottles they sent me some bottles i want some more 11 11 viewers make a wish boys what the fuck is truff truff is the truffle infused hot sauce and it is awesome awesome do you guys ever get tired that shit on everything you ever get tired of truffle flavor dude you get your beard lined up today no that shit looks clean thanks brother i think truffle is a scam to some degree that's what i feel i like that truff sauce i'm not a big fan of truffle that's what i'm talking about. Yeah. Some restaurants, they cook with it. I'm making that point before you did.

I know, but I was agreeing with you. That's a good point, Francis. Fine. Thank you for your agreement. But I can't say I don't like truffle because I like truff sauce a lot. Yeah, but that's truffle oil. That's the essence of truffle. When you actually say, I'm going to get this pasta dish, and they say, well, for $40 more,

say i'm gonna get this pasta dish and they say well for forty dollars more we'll come over and shave you know the back yeah off of a fucking mushroom that was found by the snout of a pig in the french woods yeah yeah uh or pennsylvania do they kennett square is the mushroom capital of maybe the world definitely the united states come on kennett square pennsylvania we should do a podcast down there that would be cool some lion's mane mushroom did you find did you see that nicholas cage movie where he has his pig pig yeah did you see that it's awesome you would like that pig yeah isn't that uh it's basically if you saw that movie you would start living like this guy a former chef who moves out to the woods lives in a cabin and only eats mushrooms that his prize pig finds and like boils them down cooks them meticulously and is completely uh subsists subsides i can't say that's something

i would see myself getting involved in but i do like it the tricky part thing is i don't like mushrooms hate them actually oh that'll change i used to have to go upstairs when my mom would saute mushrooms what yeah i used to have to go upstairs when my mom would saute mushrooms what yeah i used to have to leave the room because i thought they smelled so bad don't mushrooms take on the smell of things around or no they take on the taste of things around them have you ever heard that no but i'm also not very familiar with the mushroom world because i don't like the taste of them yeah they code switch they code switch kind of like your boy yeah you're a code switcher big time i don't know about that and i also don't know that you speak with black

scent i was listening to you on that podcast and i was trying to find it and i was like i don't think you do i don't think you do maybe when you're spitting bars but that's natural you just have a voice that works for everybody i don't know sam talent was on my ass he doesn't lie I'm very attuned to those things and it bothers me when people switch voices

why would he lie that is a big comedian thing to go on stage and be like man what's up with y'all crazy motherfuckers and then get off stage

and be like yeah man they're fun they're not bad that was Devin Costa made the funniest video about that are you maxing out your 401k contributions

I know we get paid mostly in cash but I'm not see I used to have a Roth IRA That was Devin Costa made the funniest video about that. Are you maxing out your 401k contributions? I know we get paid mostly in cash, but I'm not. See, I used to have a Roth IRA, but I started to make too much. Yeah, Devin Costa did do that video, the cool comic video. Drake is crazy. I don't know how he heard it. He goes, Drake is emotional. That's what he says.

Yeah. Bro, their podcast is so funny. Yeah, they're very funny uh you see what ben avery is doing right now yes yeah have you seen this with this kid ben avery just the the sketches no he's doing a uh he's doing this thing where he is replying to like he's being like a super liberal twitter guy and he's trying to see how much money he can make on uh twitter like he's like farming impressions on like kyle rittenhouse videos he'll be like why don't you sit this one out buddy and and he's making money off of it yeah it's low i didn't know i didn't even know you could do that dude if any viral tweet that you see look at the replies and it's all just other people trying to get impressions off of that tweet if you have a viral tweet can you make real money

on twitter yeah what yeah but you have to sign up for twitter x or whatever dude that did pretty well the other day i had one that had 17 000 likes dude those yeah you're leaving money on the table how much would i have made 17 No, but those big accounts, like those fucking football accounts, like Don Climan or whatever his name is. Don Climan. Or like Don Levin. Don Levin. Yeah.

Those guys are probably making like, I don't know, well, I'd say over $10,000 a month. Like Colin Rugg or whatever that dude is. Or like End Wokeness. Yeah. End Wokeness is probably, they're probably billionaires. You know who's doing it is Billy Football. Billy Football's trying to do it.

Crazy People Clips. Yes, that one. They're probably billionaires. That's killing it. Those people that are posting videos of other people dying are making millions of dollars. It makes you think

that they're killing the people. Yeah. That they're like secretly filming themselves kill people because there's so much fucking money in it. There's never been more money in the death of others. Yeah. guys seen billy football trying to do it

no you haven't been paying attention to this i didn't even know he was alive dude billy football's been like uploading viral videos and being like we still haven't gotten to the bottom of this he posted the one in the with the kid in the vase he posted it like 24 hours after it happened and was like we still haven't is this kid still in the vase he it's so funny because people who do that don't even change the captions no they just sometimes i'll see the video i'll be like i know what the caption is like there's the guy who's getting his chest tattooed and they're like this is bro's last tattoo yeah and he's like sweating on the table i saw that one this morning and i was like i know what this caption is about to be before i even look at the caption. Because we're just in an absolute circle.

I respect it. I respect it. What do you think of Max Crosby's tattoos? I love Max Crosby. And I hated him at first. And now I've turned, I've gone full circle. Don't you think that he code switches? Yes, definitely don't.

You've got to hold it. Really? Yeah. Okay. I think that he's black. Do you think he says the N-word in his time absolutely i think so too i don't think i've ever been more sure of anything but is he so good at football that people are okay with it or something yeah i think so no he was he's the type of dude who like uh he's on the box saying it and everybody's like

busted up laughing at whatever he says. Have you not seen the video of him about to say it? That's where I get a lot of this from. Yeah. He's also he was in Barstool videos like the NFL draft video like four years ago.

He was so down to do stuff. He's so cool. He's a friend of both sides. He plays for the black team and the white team so cool. He's a friend of both sides. He plays for the black team and the white team. Yeah, that's what everyone was saying, that he would be on the black team. Wow. That would be amazing. I just love how he does that thing where he goes up to the quarterback after he hits him and he just gives him a little nudge, just gives him a little tap.

And then Mahomes has a fucking psychotic break when he does it. Did you see what he was saying to Gardner Minshew? Yeah. He kept on being like, little ass boy. Little ass boy. Did you see Minshew's reaction? He keeps on calling me a little ass boy. Like, I'm little out here, but not out in the real world.

That's literally what he said. Little ass boy. I don't think I'm that little. I truly don't believe that I'm that little. Little ass boy. Dude, Max Crosby keeps coming up to me saying I'm a little boy. It was so funny. I like Minshew a lot, too.

I know. Well, he actually could get a couple reps on the black team, honestly. Really? He's so unabashedly himself. I think that they appreciate that country shit. Minshew's a country we could go to in Japan. Doesn't Minshew live in a van? go to in Japan. Doesn't Minshew live in a van?

He might have. I don't know. He has that je ne sais quoi. They say that he lives in a van outside of football season. Who's they?

The media. Really? He goes down to Florida and lives in a van when football ends. You're thinking of that guy in the Dolphins. You're thinking of Tyreek Hill.

He lives in a van because his house burned down. He lives in a van because his house burned down. He lives in a van. Yeah. That's my dog. Who do you guys have this weekend? Give me some picks for the NFL. Let's talk.

Let's talk. Dude, I put together a parlay and then didn't pick it because I'm not confident that the Eagles are going to be the Bucs, to be fully honest. I mean, I'm not that confident about it either, honestly. There's the obvious ones. I don't know. Let's go through the whole slate. The game that I'm most looking forward to

is definitely Dolphins-Chiefs. So Cleveland-Houston is the first game on Saturday. Who do you boys have? I got Cleveland. That's got to be Cleveland. What do you think? I think Joe Flacco. Yeah, I forgot about Flacco.

But it's in Houston, and Houston has the better quarterback. No, it's going to be in Cleveland. And then Miami at Kansas City, the night game. So as much as I want the Dolphins to win, I just don't think Tua can compete against good teams. It seems like he just crumbles. Tua?

Yeah. I mean, dude, you watch Tua against the Broncos or some shit, and it's not even like I get it. The Broncos played like shit that game, but it's also like Tua is playing unbelievably well. His passes are spot on every single time. But Jalen Waddle was out last game against the Bills. Yeah, I know.

So they get Waddle back. They get Mostert back. But their whole defense is fucked. Tyreek is at better health now, probably. Tyreek is going to be a little bit healthier. He's been gimpy. He's been gimpy. But you two was also the last two weeks when Tua played.

Who did they play? They played the Bills. And then who did they play the week before? Stop. Who did they play the week before? I don't know. I was just lost in your eyes. Before the Bills, they played the Giants.

No. They played another good team. The Jets, yeah. No, the Cowboys. The Cowboys. They beat the Cowboys. But when they were playing the Cowets, yeah. No, the Cowboys. The Cowboys. They beat the Cowboys. But when they were playing the Cowboys, they also lost to the Cowboys. Earlier in the season.

No, they lost to the Cowboys a couple weeks ago. They beat them. Did they? It was a big upset. People were impressed. I'm going to look that up. In Dallas? Are you sure about that?

That's hard to say. But they're out. Van Ginkle's hurt. Dallas? Are you sure about that? That's hard to say. They're out. Van Ginkle is hurt. Bradley Chubb is hurt. Jalen Phillips is hurt. All their best pass rushers are hurt. I thought they lost that game. I was watching it more closely than you have been. I know more ball than you do.

Francis is the top ball man on the show. Big ball man. I'm second but I'm blinded by my... And then you're way down. Yeah, you're way down. Yeah, probably. I would love... I'm not denying that.

I would love nothing more than the Dolphins to beat the Chiefs. That would make my entire week. Why? Why do you hate the Chiefs so much? I just hate Patrick Mahomes. Why? Just not me. Not for me.

There was a clip I saw of someone doing an impression of Patrick Mahomes on Instagram, and it was really funny. He was walking around like this the whole time. There was a clip I saw of someone doing an impression of Patrick Mahomes on Instagram. It was really funny. He was walking around like this the whole time. He was just going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, that was hilarious. Yeah, they were calling him gay.

It would be. I mean, he'd be a good first gay guy, first gay quarterback to have out there. They used to say Jeff Garcia was gay. Terrell Owens used to say it while he was in the league. I think while he was on his team. Onisco yeah he was like well if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck like my homeboy said must be a duck probably glazes like a glazed duck oh my god imagine a nice duck laurence a nice beautiful glazed gay duck. Do you guys like China?

Fine China? No, no. The country? Nation. I don't know. Have you guys ever spent time in Chinatown? Oh, yes. Chinatown on New Year's Day.

Chinatown in New York is awesome. Is it? I love it. See, this is what people say, but i don't feel like i know where to go because i go there and i feel very best way best thing to do is you walk around and you look at the places that have a huge line outside of them and that's where people are that's like a good ass spot what are those places that the that you go in and you go sit down and they bring around the carts and it's like you're thinking of fog of Fogo de Chão. No, I did it in Chinatown.

Is that what it's called? Fogo de Chão? That's a Brazilian steakhouse. Oh. It's like one of those places where you walk in and then they just bring around carts of food. And you all take that, take that. I mean, they do that at Fogo de Chão. Are you sure you weren't at a Fogo de Chão in Chinatown?

I don't know. Maybe it's a poo-poo platter, perhaps? Nah, I forget what it's called. It's a type of restaurant. I forget what it's called. It's a type of restaurant. I forget what it's called. Whatever. We'll move on. Steakhouse?

I think that Chinatown... I don't think I'm mixing it up with a steakhouse. They're thinking of the classic American steakhouse. In Chinatown... Dim sum. Dim sum. Dim sum. Shout out to my Asian girls.

They bring around the first course on carts right when you walk in. Dim Sum. Shout out to my Asian girls. They bring out the first course on carts. Dim Sum is dumplings. That's their main thing. I just went to a big Dim Sum place. I went to one in Toronto. It was one of the best restaurants I've ever been to. Francis knows Dim Sum better than you, so if Francis is top Dim Sum, I'm second Dim Sum.

You're way better. Clearly, Francis, I need you to move over like three feet. What do you mean? This is crazy. I'm making sure we're in the frame. Dude, you're in camp. You're in frame by almost the same amount of space that me and Rona are in.

He's stronger than us. He's bigger than us. Dim Sum. Those places are crazy. We gotta all go to a Dim Sum spot. Maybe for the brand of pods at Dim Sum. Yeah. Ooh, dim it up. Let's get dim. A little live pod at Dim Sum. But Chinatown in New in new york is the most european feeling part of the city in the way that the streets are like on weird angles they're

very narrow streets kind of running into each other it feels like uh like an old town in like fucking barcelona or like a fucking back alley in britain or some shit like that interesting i haven't looked around the uh architecture i was usually too distracted by the live birds yeah the live birds or the duck dangling in window all kinds of interesting things there's a it's a it's a fiesta sights and sounds it really is and trinkets lots of trinkets for sale great great cheap trinkets probably made in thailand ironically and ironic that is very ironic don't you think yeah chinatown's nice it's a little hectic a little too hectic for me i prefer to stay in the village but uh i don't

dislike it i'll tell you that i stay in my apartment yeah i do if they if someone brought chinatown to you if a man just brought a fucking stick with like eight ducks hanging off of it and you could pick yours for you, if they brought the cart of dim sum through your apartment, maybe you'd enjoy it. I wouldn't hate that.

That would actually be pretty fun. Since you like fish so much, would you let us get you a fish tank with fish? Would you want that? No. What about one of those trouts that like pop off the wall and sing like... That would be cool.

I would definitely take one of those. That would be awesome. God damn it. Okay, so Roan's best gift giver. Your second best. My second best. What are you doing here? Not even in the conversation.

I mean, that's crazy. I gifted you guys with, A, my presents. You gave me Sam Talon's book, and next thing I know, I have Resting Blackface. Or Black Voice. I did. I actually bought Roan Sam Talon yeah when i'm not thinking about it all of a sudden i just broke my fucking heart dude oh man so great gift thanks so much every time i see it every time i crack it open to read it i'm reminded of my greatest flaws we were having sam talent on

the pod and i and i and i bought the book for roan and told him to read it before I'm reminded of my greatest flaws. We were having Sam Town on the pod and I bought the book for Ronan and told him to read it before he comes on. It was one hour before the pod. It was months before because he hit me on months before that. No, no. You bought it for me after he came on the pod. You sure about that? Positive. 1,000%

positive. Francis, how come every time I turn my head, your hand is here? What is going on with that? You need to be relaxed. What is going on with that you need to relax i am not doing anything i saw you playing with your hair and i thought you needed help so i got in there just for a little a little bit what's the matter with that yeah when it flips out it looks way cuter you got in there and i said you don't you can't see what you're doing the way i can so i will do it for you i'm gonna shave it tonight you're welcome that's the best quality of long hair when the hat hits it and it gets the little poof out from underneath the shit yeah that's cool the wave the coolest health that's what francis's hair used to look like

back when he was a young young man i had some flow some salad the old orange lettuce Some salad Some julienne carrots Just popping out from underneath there Did you guys see Hunter Biden Walk out of What was it Where did he walk out of today I think a whorehouse

No there was a He was in like A laptop repair shop He was in like Congress or something And he walked out And then there was like the Paparazzi was chasing him and then some dude behind the camera goes,

Hunter, what's your favorite type of crack to smoke? And he just goes, and keeps walking. As if there's strains like it's weed. You like purple haze? Do you like gelato? Can they not just put him

somewhere quiet? Well, I think he's on trial right now, so he can't get away from it. Yeah, I was thinking this. Just lock him in a bit. Just give him an apartment like this. Put him somewhere quiet. Give him a shitload of crack and a shitload of child porn and just be like, dude, just have at it for the rest of your life.

Just dissolve here yeah he should be living in one of those hypotheticals where it's like could you stay in this room for 20 20 million dollars mr beast video yeah that's like what that's what underbiden thrives in where does he get the money to do those ukraine ukraine it's definitely from the ukraine oh oh mr beast i don't know i have no idea it's from all the Ukraine. Oh, Mr. Beast. I don't know. I have no idea. He puts all his YouTube money back into YouTube and massive sponsorships and his chocolate bars. That's what he said.

He said that he sponsors his own videos with his own products so that his own products do well. It's interesting. I don't know if that's really logical. He made, what, 35 million dollars last year probably at least maybe more than that 70 million dollars last year if he skipped one video it probably would have been like 200 million dollars

yeah it's crazy poor guy now he's trapped but he loves it poor bastard poor fucking i mean that has to be a form of autism, I think. That poor bastard Jimmy. He just mastered YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. He'll be selling courses in 20 years. He said he spent $10 or 10 hours a day talking with his friends about YouTube.

Yeah, that's the kind of circle that I need. Imagine talking about YouTube for 10... Yeah, you do. Wait, when? When did he do that? I need to get in on that circle. He said... When he was coming up.

He would be on Discord with other YouTubers or wannabe YouTubers, and they would all talk shop for hours. For 10 hours a day. And I don't doubt that that was the actual number of it. No. Not at all. Jesus. But that is insane. Yeah.

I couldn't talk about anything for 10 hours a day. No. I'm trying to think. We could talk stand-up for 10 hours a day no i'm trying to think we could talk uh stand up for 10 hours a day probably yeah but ultimately if sue not too far in it would become you just talking it would get very repetitive very fast yeah um let's go through the rest of this slate did you watch pete davidson special no dude funny really yeah why are you guys shocked about that because his last one was not funny you You're never getting booked on one.

You're never going to open up for Davidson. There goes your career. I mean, I thought I laughed a lot. I have not seen it. I was surprised. And I'm not, I guess I'm not that surprised. He was working that out at the cellar. Yeah.

I mean, his first special that he ever put out was like one of the first specials I ever listened to. When he's a kid. Yeah. And I remember because that was when I found out that you could listen to comedy and not watch comedy. ever put out was like one of the first specials i ever listened to when he's a kid yeah and i remember because that was when i that was when i found out that you could listen to comedy and not watch comedy it's like a comedy central presents yeah and it was like i remember i listened to it on spotify and math class in ninth grade and i was like dying laughing and then he went to wild and out right he did wild and out i think he was on wild now i didn't know about that i didn't know that i don't know if that's true because he was on snl when he was 19 I think he was on Wild N' Out. I didn't know that. I could be wrong about that. I didn't know that.

I don't know if that's true. No, because he was on SNL when he was 19. I think he did Wild N' Out for a season. Damn. We want to go through the rest of this Slater. You guys want to glaze Davidson a little bit more? Wasted. I'm sure he needs more glazing.

I just saw him walking out of Emily Radichkowski's apartment on your exact block. Neighbors. Dragging his cock over his shoulder like a Continental soldier. Pittsburgh at Buffalo. Buffalo. Easy. Fun game, though. I like that game. No T.J. Watt.

No T.J. Watt. I think Buffalo's going to wax him, yeah. Yeah, waxed. Green Bay at Dallas. Upset alert. Dallas. Easily. Dallas. No TJ Watt. I think Buffalo's going to wax him, yeah. Yeah, waxed. Green Bay at Dallas. Upset alert. Dallas, easily. Dallas. Upset alert.

And I'm not even trying to glaze. Dallas by 30. Dallas is going to run away with that one. Dallas by 30. No glazing. No glazing. Get your glazer out of here. Tuck it.

Well, yeah. Okay. Rams at Detroit. Detroit. Detroit. I might like the Rams in that one. I like Detroit there Detroit. Detroit. Detroit. I might like the Rams in that one. I like Detroit there. Gibbs, unbelievably good. And then.

He might be him-athy. Jameer? Yeah. John Hamm. Eagles at Tampa Bay. All right. Well, that's been Son of a Boy, Dad, Pop. So you guys, you picked all higher seeds.

What do you mean? You picked no upsets. I took the Rams. Okay, there you go. Francis has at least a set of balls. So Francis, balls up here,

my balls here, and then your balls are way down here. No, you think chalk. You think square bets. I don't want to say the Eagles are going to lose because deep down, I genuinely think the Eagles are going to to win but that's my problem because i'm not i

always just think the teams that i want to win are going to win and then they never do so i think the eagles are going to win i think the eagles are the favorite yeah but that's because they just have a good record but that means you're still you're still chalk then bro i'm not trying to glaze but sounds like you are i Bucs are probably going to win. I'm probably going to bet on the Eagles. Okay. And go down in a blaze of glory. Yeah.

I think Green Bay could upset the Cowboys. A blaze of glory? That would be cool. But I also don't hate the Cowboys. I like betting on CeeDee Lamb because it's a lock. He's cool. Yeah. He's cool.

He's a cool guy. CeeDee's. CeeDee's nuts all right and that's that's where we end it wait is that the whole slate six games and i'm going to uh stream that monday night game in chiraq yeah what do you guys what should we do for monday bullets out there be safe out there dude people get pissed off when we say nasty stuff about chicago well it's a dangerous city yeah so dangerous like they'll shoot you if you say something mean about their city they will yeah we've all got guns out there they'll hold you up at gunpoint sometimes i have nightmares about like the danger in chicago i have knife mares bro i'm coming out with a fucking blade on me um so what should we do about it are you guys gonna you guys want to record the two of

you want to record on monday we're able or should we anything or should we smash one on friday monday's um martin luther king day oh shit well i gotta pay my respects but uh i just don't want there to be an episode where we don't talk any ball. We could record on Friday. What about tomorrow? I have literally nothing to do tomorrow. But I just don't want... We won't be able to talk about the slate.

It's the only thing if we record tomorrow. If we record Friday, we won't be able to talk about the slate either. We could record Sunday. The slate will still be happening. I'm not going to be able to do Sunday. We're not going to come over here on Sunday. We're not bringing you someone to tag Dave. God damn mine.

I'm trying to put in the work, but we don't have to do Sunday. I know you guys got to enjoy your weekend. You're trying to put in the work like a paraplegic where people just come to you with a spoonful of yogurt. Bro, I can bring the studio to you guys. Just say the words. Unless we go live, then it has to be here let's one gigabyte per talk about this after the show bro people like to hear this shit this is inside ball inside barstool inside now the barstool radio is is changing hands we need to we need to pick up the mantle and talk about the fucking

dirty ins and outs of barstool. Like all the people that are gonna Oh dude, I have some good ass gossip as soon as we slam this shut. You always bring the best sip. Wasted. I have some good sip for you boys. He does have good sip. But you guys can't hear. But you'll find out soon.

You'll find out very soon. Thank you guys very much for listening. We will be back on Monday. Goodbye. Goodbye. Don't spill any gossip yet. I'm not. Make sure this is actually off.

That was good. That was a fun episode. It was great. The numbers kept on going up. Yeah, I know. 1,200 people listening by the end. Almost 1,200. Or 1,299 was what it peaked at, I think. Missy B putting it down.

Dude, that was crazy. That thing in the beginning. What? The fucking thing that was freezing. It's because of this. This reactions thing. If you turn reactions on, it does reactions, I guess. Turn that shit off.

I haven't figured it out, though. Audio is crisp, too crisp too Barry that sounded great that sounded better than last week yeah let me know when it's off it's off oh wait let me oh this is recording

do you want to