Son of a Boy Dad - No Slice to Spare | Son of a Boy Dad #253

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. How dare you? How dare you? Yeah. All right, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Tuesday, November 19th, 2 p.m. This is coming out on Thursday. Is that OK? That is OK. I think we should draw a line in the sand. Why?

Well, I think that in the sand of time, that is because I think we should draw a line in the sand. Why? Well, I think that in the sand of time, that is because I think that the podcast prior to you and me getting on the right medications versus the podcast after we got on the right medications is going to be night and day. I think that's the big, I think that there is an inflection point.

But I think that the inflection point is when we realize that our entire listenership is blind installers. You're absolutely right, Ron. That was the thing that changed. SAS said, statistically speaking, it's beyond belief that even one single listener of our podcast knows how to install electronic blinds. I think we're going away from the fact

that I'm in New York City. Oh, well. Yeah, no, I got a bunch of DMs too. You don't have to show me your DMs. I said the tri-state area for what it's worth, which includes New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut. I'll count that. I think I did say within driving distance of New York.

I saw so many comments, I got so many DMs, not just from people that knew how to do it, but people who were so good at it that they've managed to start their own businesses. On just electronic blind installation. Installing electronic blinds. Some of them were even able to hybridize and learned how to do speaker installation as well. Now, learning that was frustrating because if I'd known that I could have done it all in one fell swoop. Yeah. Look, I think...

Look, I think... Beyond Sanders over here fucking doing... Playing both sides. Yeah. That's right. That's insane. I honestly think that if you can install electronic blinds, anyone that... I think anyone that can install electronic blinds can install a speaker system. So you're saying that's the hardest thing. That's insane. That's just an insane take. That's not true. Why is that crazy? You said that the blinds were much more confusing than the speaker. Look, I don't think that that is just a natural, easy skill to pick up once you've mastered the art of installing speakers or blinds,

that the other one's the next one. I just think it so happens that we have a lot of really talented people who listen to the podcast, who coincidentally were both very good at installing blinds and speakers. I think it's time that we pivot though to a full-time blinds podcast. That's right. And I have a question from Joe in Delaware, and he's saying,

do you think that it is a must to have your 100% blackout smart roller blinds be compatible with your Apple HomeKit Google and Google Home? Or is it OK if you can just hook it up to your Alexa via hub? And that's what I'm trying to think. If it's if you're going to go with smart, which is going to be the future of the home blinds, that you're going to want to have it compatible across the board, because you never know who's coming into your home and you never know what your next technology swath is.

And with the accessibility, especially at your big box stores that you're going to be able to have for all your raw materials, I think that it's a no-brainer to make it as technologically savvy and as smooth, just the full installation. I agree. I agree. In for a penny, in for a pound, I think is the answer.

Francis, are you blind? How do you control them? I have a little remote. No app? No app. I could get the app. Joe keeps telling me to download the app. So there is an app. There is an app, but I like the clicker.

No, I think you need to get an Apple Watch and then sync up the app with the Apple Watch. You know why I'm not going to do that hairball? Why? Because I have committed to not bringing my cell phone into my bedroom at night when I go to sleep. What the hell? You really don't do that? I leave it out in the kitchen.

Can't relate. I don't bring, I don't want that screen around. I want to just, my bedroom is a sanctum. It's a sanctuary for reading, knowledge, thought, and sleep, that's it. Can't relate. I want the last thing I see before I go to bed to be John Pork singing fucking Lil Tracy. Maybe one more watch of John Pork.

What's John Pork got to? Singing me to sleep with his sweet lullabies. Look. I'm on Harry's side, I need to watch, I need to read one more sweet lullabies. Look. I'm on Harry's side. I need to watch. I need to read one more article. Yeah, exactly. God damn, dude.

I can't do it. I'll never go to bed. I'll never go to bed. The blue light is too much. So how do you wake up in the morning? The stimulus is... How do I wake up? Do you need an alarm? A little tiny bit of light comes through the electronic blinds and that's when I wake up naturally,

natural light. It's a nice way to wake up. So did you ask him to leave a crevice? I think maybe I had the option to do the full blackout situation, which would have been flushed to the window and I opted against that. Joe advised me not to do that and given his wealth of experience, I thought I should listen to him. I just think that you have to get the app, obviously, but you need to keep the clicker in case of some kind of cataclysmic event or something like that. Exactly, yeah. If there's like an apocalypse or a zombie event

or something like that and the grid gets wiped out, you want to be able to just... Well, I mean, realistically, if the grid's getting wiped out, you probably won't. See, that's the biggest downfall of having E-Blinds. It's much like keeping- How are you gonna get any shut eye? How are you supposed to get any shut eye

when your blinds are not gonna go down? Why wouldn't they go down? If the grid goes down. If the grid goes down. Because mine are on the clicker. But he's saying if the- If the grid goes down, no electronics work. Mine aren't part of the grid.

They're not Wi-Fi compatible. I'm telling you. No, I went analog. You're shocked. I went one step above pulling them down. I think he'll have like eight months of the battery still working or something like that. Yeah, probably something like that.

I am concerned about the batteries. I am concerned about the batteries. They're battery controlled. Yeah, they are. And what kind of batteries? Does it have normal batteries or has those disks? Tesla batteries. They're made from Teslas. You gotta eat...

No, it's a super long battery. Joe says it's a lot, like a really long battery life. Well, I'm sure. I mean, how many times are you putting the blinds up and down every day? See, not that often. Yeah, exactly. You have to get like a beep to the battery when it dies like a smoke detector, just so you know exactly when it's...

Those go eerily fast. They do. to the battery when it dies like a smoke detector. Just so you know exactly when it's, which those go eerily fast. They do. The smoke detector. I've been having a battle with my fucking smoke alarm because I keep cooking at night and it just keeps, it's so sensitive. Bro, take that shit down.

I've thought about it. I've took mine, that's the first thing you do when you move in. Did you actually? You rip that thing off the wall. Did I? Yeah. Did you? You're okay with that? Yeah. It does open with that? Yeah.

It does open you up to being burned alive in your sleep. It does. Which seems like an undesirable way to go. I will say the apartment across from mine had a crazy fire. And then I heavily considered putting the smoke detector back. Yeah, but sometimes the smoke detector is not going to tell you when the smoke detector back. Yeah, but sometimes like the fires smoke detector is not gonna tell you

When the fire is coming now, it's gonna tell you when the whole like Realistically, yeah, exactly. I'm with you. You know realistically thinking it's pretty like your nose is gonna know before the fucking smoke alarm Yeah, or like ooh, my feet are hot. I sweat when I have the wrong comforter Fire yeah, I have to believe I'd be like, God damn. Well, he also is more equipped to escape than you. He's on a first floor. I'm hopping out the window. He literally can roll and his feet will touch the ground. I have to brave the flame. I have to run through fire. And already, my dreams are so often dreams of me being engulfed in flame, running through conflagrations and hellscapes that are filled with ash and soot. But I think that your problem would be-

Charred remains of my loved ones. Your dream would come to life and you'd be on one side of the fire and most people would put a blanket over themselves to make it through. The only thing you'll have is an Hermes coat or something like that. You'll be like, kill me, don't burn the coat. That will be the one thing I grab on the way out. But it's like you wouldn't want to run through fire with that on, you'd ruin the coat. That seems like more of a nightmare than your actual nightmare.

Realistically thinking. You're absolutely right, Ron. To that point, I would say that if that coat caught fire, I would take it off and roll my naked body across it to put the fire out of the coat. You could get away with a third degree burn or two. You could take a pinch. You could take a little bit of a burn.

I'm going to wear those burns proudly. Realistically thinking. Apocalypse, terrorist attack, war, maybe a nuclear attack, you have one minute to get things out of your apartment, what are you taking? It's so tough for Francis. No, no, no. It's gotta be tough for, I think it's gonna be significantly more tough

for both of you guys than me. Why? There's really only two things that I like. Yeah, but I don't have that much stuff I like either. I take like pictures and like... True. I guess your apartment is very modern. You do have to like, you're not going to grab the shapes. You're not just going to be grabbing the fucking random sculptures that you have. Yeah. Just the strange like books about home decor. Yeah. No one fucking wants that shit. Make the fire go faster with that. The Dior home decor book.

You might want to grab the 70 inch though. No, brother, 70 inch fucking can go. I need to upgrade. Yeah, honestly. I'm about to start the fucking fire just so I could, like an insurance claim on my 70 inch, just so I can get a fucking 85. Not a bad idea.

Dude, there's nothing that I would grab. How sad is that? Would it take a single thing? What about all your clothes? What about your nice, cool vestments of clothes? All of it's replaceable. I have no non-replaceable items in my apartment. Yeah, but something that you really like.

For me right now, my Orbit sweater. That's number one. That's your top full item. I had a feeling, given that you wore it yesterday and today. Yeah, I mean, we can run through this as many times as we want. This is just how I am Like yeah, people are gonna be like you've worn that sweater multiple times I'm gonna I'm gonna wear it tomorrow to just a heads up and probably the next and Thursday

Yeah, when it's when you're hot, you're hot. Yeah, exactly. Why why break it? I'm not gonna stop wearing the sweater that I like don't fix it. Yeah Why break it if it ain't fixed? Yeah Right, I just stopped eating these gushers. They're so fucking good. Natural gushers right here brother. Fruit really is natural gushers. Dude I read something that if you have like a smoothie in the morning that it will uh it makes so you don't have cravings for sugar later in the day. I had a gusher last night. One. She ruined my bed. Very funny.

Very funny? You wanna talk about putting out fires. I think I would grab my PlayStation. I wouldn't grab my monitor because those are cheap and you can always replace those. Why the PlayStation? Isn't all your stuff safe? Because I'm assuming I'm gonna have to relocate that night.

Right? You're not gonna be bored. What am I gonna do that night? Like I'm still thinking'm gonna have to relocate that night. Right? You're not gonna do that. What am I gonna do that night? Like I'm still thinking of the day. The game stops probably not open. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, what if there's an attack in New York, but then all my friends live in Colorado?

Like they're gonna be gaming that night. I don't wanna have to miss out on the session. Or you're gonna just. Because they're on Mountain Time. Exactly, yeah. I don't wanna miss out. So yeah, I'd probably would grab, I'd grab my. I'm picturing you in a tin foil blanket

in the fucking shelter, just fucking playing some duos. Exactly, yeah. So I'm definitely grabbing the PlayStation and I'm probably grabbing my fly rod. And your current sweater. Just sass in the fucking, whatever this, the New Orleans Saints dome after her gave her a treat on a bed, some little kid, have you seen my mom?

Not now, bitch. I did. I got a kill streak. Played Black Ops 6. How many items am I allowed to take? Well, I think that, I think that the, roger count is a different category because that's to repopulate the earth and that's sustenance.

That's survival gear. Yeah. That's not like you're saving in a family heirloom, like a China set or something like that. Okay. So I've got to narrow it down. Also, I'm at an advantage because my apartment is much smaller than your guys. So all of my items are within our reach at all times.

I don't think your apartment's that much smaller than mine anymore. You've got to go to Francis' new apartment. You've been to my new apartment. It's really small. It's tiny. It's modern, but it's a fact. We've done like Zoom episodes, and I've seen the background.

And like already just talked. No, I don't think I've ever recorded an episode from my apartment. Well, I know we have. No, I've probably done it from my place upstate. Your kitchen island. That's huge. Yeah, that's massive.

That might've been what it was. Your kitchen island's huge. Pretty good, good, decent-ish size. Really good size. I mean, I don't even know why we're comparing. So you think your apartment is smaller than mine, but you have a kitchen island. No, a big one. Have you seen my kitchen?

If that's what you would even call it? Your apartment. Have you seen my corner? No, don't get me wrong. Your apartment's smaller, but it's not much smaller. It's not a huge advantage for our, in fact, I probably have less stuff in my apartment than you do. Probably, yeah. Cause I have only lived there for a few months. You got a little

Puerto Rico in the middle of yours. I got a little Puerto Rico of mine. A trash island. No, I actually don't have a lot of trash in my apartment. Did a great clean this morning. That's why I was late actually. We got to get a guy who hides wires into your apartment. Or a cleaning lady. Some of the people that responded are the jobs of the people that listen to our podcasts are amazing Yeah, we can any pretty much anything we need help with well, we'll pay of course For the services, but but we there's something for everyone out there. I want to look at the comments I got a I like one comment said this dude was had he was the Secretary of Defense

I was like damn That's such a fucking crazy flex at the Secretary's before up votes on that one, too So are they secretaries of defense of different countries or like we have a bunch of secretaries of defense that listen to our podcast Or is it? Former secretaries of defense. That's what I was kind of stuck on. All right, I'll pick a couple. See, the problem is like we said to upload, if you have the same job, we have like 75 people that commented accountant. Listen, please follow the rules. We do not ask for much on this. We really do not ask for much on this show. much on this show. We really do not ask for much on this show. We got a welder. Welder's cool. Welder's cool. We got an environmental engineer. That's cool. What is that? They probably pick up, they like scrub down seals like oil slicked penguins. Or they install wind turbines or they solar panels

could be stuff like that. Yeah, that makes sense. Or they're probably working in office. It could be, Rhone might be right. Maybe they do water purification stuff. Who knows? Could be a number of things. Land man, land man, oil and gas in parentheses. That's cool.

I had no idea that that was under the title of land man. A land man. That sounds like fucking, there will be blood. I know, I know. That sounds like- There could be so many jobs that fall into the category of land man. A land man is a lot.

That's a more modern term than a landlord. Yeah, a land man could definitely install some electric blinds. No, like outdoor wires, I think, are more of a thing. I bet that they put up power lines or some shit. Dude, I got hit up by a guy who works for a very prominent sports gambling company, and he's a line setter.

Really? Woo! Might I tell him to like make Derrick Henry plus 110 this week to score a touchdown? Like just let the boys eat. Yeah, for the family. I mean, maybe do something. It's like minus 300. Of course the one time it happened he wouldn't score.

But I thought that was actually really cool. Joe Mixon was like minus 200. Bro, Joe Mixon is God. Did you bet on him to score two touchdowns? I did not, but I had my fantasy team. Oh yeah, he's God. You're the best fantasy team in the league. Or are you where Brandon and Brandon is?

Me and Brandon are going really head to head. And I think he might beat me. He's incredible. Well, I mean, he's got Gibbs and Montgomery. I started strong and then all my players got injured and I didn't know what to do. Yeah, we talked about this when you weren't here and it's very frustrating.

No one tells me how to play fantasy football. What do you mean? No one needs to tell you. You guys didn't advise me. I've never done it before. I came in blind. He helped me for one week and then everyone went quiet cause I started winning. Yeah. So everyone gave up.

I won all my first, I was number one in the league and then I stopped trying cause I didn't know what to do. He had Rashi Rice, I had Stefan Diggs. Like we've all had players that have gotten injured. Look, I've had Mushy Rice lots of times. I don't know why we're bringing that up. I have fucking the best player in the league. Who?

McAfee. And now we're talking. Christian McAfee. He's not the best player in the league. I have some other great players. Dude, no, you really don't. You have Aaron Rodgers, who sucks. You have Justin Tucker, who's washed.

Neighbors. Neighbors, who has the worst quarterback in the NFL throwing to him. But he was really dominant. Look, I won my first like four or five matchups. No. Yeah. I was number one in the league. I know you didn't.

Oh, I think you won it. I think it was 3-0. 3-0? He was 3-0. 4-0? Maybe 4-0? 3. 3 versus 5 is a big difference.

That's 4-0. It was him against Mook this week. Mook barely got by. Mook beat me? I don't even know how to log into the app anymore. You switch phones, now you can't log in? It kicked me out. See, this is what's frustrating. When you do the league and you don't play, it ruins it for everyone else. You need to tell me what to do. I don't know how to replace players I don't know how to fucking trade dude. It's even know the button is literally built for people who are stupid Like fantasy football is meant for retarded people

What about people to sit in their basement and be like I actually probably could be a good GM because my fantasy team's pretty solid. Like it's the, it's the easiest interface on the planet to use. I don't know that I asked you guys to include me in this. I've never played before and I said, I'm not interested. I don't do fantasy football. No, I said, would you do it? And you said, yes. And I said, but if you do it, you have to do it. That's not what happened. There's no way that what you're telling me is true. It's just not true. I'm so sorry

I'm so certain because I've because ron did I not say like I said this there's got if you said it There's record of it because you would have said it on this podcast. I Know for a fact I said if you do it you have to do it and you gave up He gave up. That's okay. All my players got injured What do you want me to do if they all died. My team died. You have to get new players. How? You go and you click the massive thing that says available. They're all gone.

All the players are gone. They all got taken. You click the massive button. It's literally there's three buttons. One of them is. 90% of the way through the season and everyone's injured. There's no one left available. What you got to do is you got to have some guys cross the picket

line like in the replacements. You know what I mean? You need to get like some got to have some guys cross the picket line like in the replacements, you know what I mean? You need to get like some FedEx drivers and guys who played in NFL Europe to come populate your squad. Dude, we, Dana and I shot with Justin Pugh last week and he, you know. Former giant? Yeah. Former Cardinal?

Uh, played for the 49ers, I think. No, you're right, Cardinals. And he told me that, you know, he played last season and then retired, but that he's been getting calls. To play in the NFL. To come in now, week 10 or whatever, come back. Be our backup left tackle. He hasn't kept his weight up, he hasn't lifted. He hasn't been keeping in

football shape. But that didn't stop Will Compton. I said, how long would it take you to get back into shape to step on the field and be a meaningful left tackle? He's like, I don't know, a week or two. Yeah. I mean, but those guys, they get picked up and then they get cut like weekly. But he's saying how he's saying that, that once you're a 10 year player or whatever He was you can get back into football shape in a week. Oh, yeah, I could see that It's pretty fucking cool that they can just they can just get picked up for the playoffs go out there in the playoffs Yeah And then make game checks and stuff and like be on the sideline for the playoffs after goofing around for a lot of the season

Probably don't have to play much It was my impression probably doesn't feel, what if you win the Super Bowl? Like, you remember that scene? Is it in Band of Brothers where the guy has the purple heart on? And they're like, where did you get hit? Remember that? Because like, you remember that scene in Band of Brothers? Or is that specific?

The guys that came in at the very end of the war, the replacements. Yeah, yeah. The replacements. Yeah. And everyone's like, you didn't earn those fucking pins. Right. You didn't earn those stripes. Right. So a ring is a ring. They give them to the fucking secretaries and the janitors they do yeah that's crazy when I was at the Eagles game like all the salespeople were showing me their rings

that's so stupid I bought OJ's old ring on eBay it's probably a good deal when you try to pay for his legal bills $50,000 as much as you think couple air mass cuts So you actually Know I was gonna say that would be awesome. So I don't think I've ever duped you Yeah, well the way you said it was very nonchalant. I'm working on that. That was a first dupe good dupe That was a decent dupe. I'll take it bad Pretty good dupe One of one for Francis you Pretty good dupe. It wasn't bad. One for Francis. You gotta dupe him next.

You gotta, before the day is out, before the sun has set, you will dupe Francis. He duped me, but you still are on my shit list. For the fantasy? Yes. You're gonna have to let that go. I'm not going to. Nobody cares. All I want is like a competitive fantasy league.

Then you needed to create a prize. We're there. Like everyone's into it. And stakes. You would have needed everyone to pony up a certain amount of money. But everyone else has been playing competitively except for you. You think they are, they're not.

I already talked to some people. I'm playing competitive. Everyone's, dude. Mook's not. Tyler. Mook is not. Owen. No, Mook even is. Mook just has a bad roster.

No, Mook's terrible. He had a worse record than Francis. He's terrible, but he's not like forgetting to start a defense one week. Am I beating Mook when I don't even know what I'm doing? No, you're not. It was close, though. It was close without, and you weren't starting certain players.

Like half your team was not participating in the league. How close was it? No, it wasn't close. You lost by 30. One week. You started Dak Prescott, who's been out for, and you started Malik neighbors. So without those two players,

if you started Jaden Reed and Isaiah Likely, you might've won. See, I don't know. One week I- You have Jaden Reed and Isaiah Likely just sitting on your fucking bench. I don't want them to get hurt. That's why it ruins the league for everyone else.

I need to protect them for the playoffs. Like Jaden Reed scores every single week and he's just sitting on your bench. He needs, he's got attitude problems. It's a disciplinary thing. It's, we are having some inter, team, it's a team matter. It ruins, it ruins it. You know what I could do with Jayden Reed?

I don't feel bad about this at all. I could win the championship. I could win it all. I am what I am. What we thought would happen, happened. No, we didn't think this would happen because we have, how many people are in the league? I could win it all. I am what I am. What we thought would happen, happened. No, we didn't think this would happen because we have, how many people are in the league? 10.

Dude, if you had said everybody paid 20 bucks, winner take all, I would be all over this shit. I'd be reading books on it. Speaking of, I get 20 DMs a week from people being like, listen man, I'm a huge fantasy guy. Can I just do your roster for you? First of all, are these people able to see our teams? No. Oh, okay. How would they be able to see our teams? I don't know. I don't know where I'm getting these DMs from because I haven't talked about it.

Because I talked about it for 45 minutes when you weren't here. Golly. Can't be hilarious if people could just watch our league if they were tuning in on Sunday. I'm happy to have someone do it for me. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know how to do it. Me and Tyler had a great trade the other day.

You made a trade? Oh, yeah. Who was it? We did Ramond Dre and Travis Kelsey for Terry McLaurin and Bucky Irving I've been trying to trade with you for fucking months That's a good trade and to be honest like it didn't really do anything for either of us. They all suck He pleased you Ramon Dre is probably the best out of that entire bunch. Yeah, he Ramon Dre and Travis Kelsey

I mean Travis Kelsey is fat as fuck. I had to check Tyler's thing to make sure that Travis Kelsey didn't do well. He got 2.6 points this week. Are you playing? Are you starting him, Tyler? Yeah. And who'd you give up? I gave up Travis Kelsey. No, who did he give up?

McLaurin and Bucky Irving. McLaurin good sell high on McLaurin. McLaurin I still have faith in. Yeah, it could be a good sell high. And I have such a stacked, like Remandre is good, but I have such a stacked running back team that I don't really need them. You have a stacked running back team? I have often noticed that. The depth is... I'll extend an olive branch. I have a confession.

What is it? I love that sweater. I know. Dude, I spent maybe an hour and a half yesterday trying to find more sweaters like this. They just don't make them. I love that sweater. I think that this is our era of calling out to people in our audience to help us.

So if someone can help Sass get some sweet gear like that, how much would you drop on more of that sweater? $60 a pop? Bro, I need seven of these sweaters. He bought it for $80. I think he'd pay at least $100. Would you pay $100 for more of them? Easily. Yeah.

So if you get... You'd pay $700 for seven more of those. Just to be clear, that is an embroidered sweater. Those fish are not screen printed on there. So we're looking for embroidery. We like the cable knit kind of hybrid cable, nice, heavy textured, warm but breathable. But there's a hemline at the, like around the nipple line, which that's a very strategic move because it goes from a fabric at the bottom that would grip the titty to a fabric at the top that would conceal the titty.

Exactly. It's a brilliantly designed sweatshirt. Are you wearing two t-shirts under it? No, this is one shirt. Oh, it's one. Textured. Okay. A little textured. A lot of layers. Come on now. is one shirt. Oh, it's one. Textured. OK. A little textured.

A lot of layers. Come on now. I respect the hell out of it. Good for you, man. I mean, I've been just going on walks just to show off the sweater. That's how I went. That's what I'm doing.

That's why I go walk farther for lunch every day. You guys keep on running into each other around the block. Just going in a circle around the block, bumping into each other. It is a nice sweater. I'm very pumped on it. Get this man some more sweaters. I got another sweater last night, but it's white.

No, no. What's that for? Church? Yeah, I don't know. It's got a deer on it. Okay, that's pretty sweet. Embroidered? Embroidered.

Embroidered? Embroidered. Francis is there for it. Classic. Francis has two up on you. New meds are fucking killing it. Did you guys see the dude from Friends who shaved his head? Joey? Matt LeBlanc?

Was that who it was? I think he has mental issues. Full House. John Stamos. No mental issues, he's just a classic hot guy. Did you see it? No. You haven't seen this?

He's wearing a bald cap. He's wearing a bald cap. All right, let me look it up. What's, what's hap, what are we talking about this for? Cause he like shaved his friend's head cause he has cancer. His friend had cancer and in solidarity he Put on a bald cap?

You're supposed to shave it. Yeah. You're right. You're right, shave it. Yeah. You're right. You're right. That is right. That's the take. Isn't that insane? I absolutely agree.

That's crazy. And I agree because I remember there were girls growing up in my school, not my school, but adjacent schools, who a friend of theirs would get cancer, and then the girls would shave their heads in solidarity. Buzz cut. I love it. He just has like a obvious bald cap on.

I mean, dude, that is crazy. It looks like coneheads almost. It does. Like you could see the like poof of where his hair is underneath the bald cap. Is the backlash because he didn't shave it himself? Yeah. Okay, so.

But he's like pretending that he shaved it. It's not really unbelievable. Yeah, it's Dave Coulier is the other one. You know, that's one of those things where I think if you're famous long enough, you commit a mistake like this. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

You just do something you miss, and everyone jumps on your fucking back for it. I mean, that's a big miss. But he can't afford to lose his hair. No. His hair is his calling card. He's like 60. Yeah, but he shaves his head that hair is going to grow back 10 years from now.

Weirdly, his heart's in the right place, right? However, my guess is that John Stamos did not grow up with any girls from adjacent schools Who shaved their heads he didn't know that that was what you do? No, he definitely did or else He wouldn't have had the bald cap on I Think he I think he tried to pull a fast one and didn't think people would notice that it was a ballcat No way. I know way not the John Stamos. I know because there's always tomorrow for John Stamos They're not gonna be like where'd the hair come from? Yeah, I think I think he thought I think he wanted to be a guy who does something nice without actually giving something doing something nice Like when you see a homeless person, you're like I should give some money to them, but you don't give money to them

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I was leaving Julio's wedding late on Saturday night and I went, I walked through the village and I was wearing a suit and everybody was out and everyone was giving me shit for it. Really? It's like we're in New York city. What were they saying? Why are you surprised that I'm wearing, they were like, nice suit.

Multiple people said that? Yeah. Yeah. Good man. You got clowned on by multiple people? I got clowned for wearing a suit. Dude, walking through the village, when I have to bike home from the stand at night

and I have to go down 7th Ave, oh man, you got to just keep your head down and just power through. Where? 7th Ave and what? Yeah, West Village, bro. I'm going down through the village. The village, bro. The village is a mess. Well, there's East Village, West Village. It's filled with going down through the village. The village, bro. The village is a mess.

It's filled with young people who are up to no good. It's all young, hot people, and they all make you feel bad. Wait, you're saying you have to keep your head down going by, like, around your apartment? Yeah. What? Bro, it's all just like packs of bros. So what? I was close to your apartment when I ate the pizza on the street.

They look at me and they go, nice sweater. F slur. Yeah. They call me an F me and they go, nice sweater. F slur. Yeah. They call me an F slur. They call me a sweater F slur. I didn't get that. I didn't get that because the guys that were clowning me were gay.

Oh, no. Are you sure they were clowning you? One of the guys. What are they trying to hit on you? No, they were. They didn't like. I don't think they liked my suit. I don't think they were clowning you.

They were. Well, can we see that picture of the suit? I don't know if I have one. Well, I wore they liked my suit. I don't think they were clowning. They were. Well, can we see that picture of the suit? I don't know if I have one. Well, I wore it on Fox News once, so I'll pull that up. Back before they canceled me. You could probably get back on now. I don't know. Hit up Waters.

Back before the leader of Fox News singled out Francis and said he's not allowed on the shows anymore. Murdoch. Dude, so really quick. So I ordered my pie, and I was waiting for the pie, because you got to order a full pie at John's Oblique. You can't get slices. Oh, man.

OK. You went to John's Oblique? I did, yeah. Two things happened. Was there a line? No, not really. Because it was late. What time was it?

It was the, I got there five minutes before they closed the kitchen and no one was being seated inside anymore. What time? God, I don't know. 11, 12? Probably 12? Yeah. But there was a guy out front who, some salty veteran employee of this wonderful pizza

establishment taking orders on an iPad. And I ordered my pie and the guy to my right was looking at the famous celebrities in the window and he saw a picture of Dana White. And he goes, oh, there's Dana. And then the guy goes, yeah, he was in here earlier today actually, because it was the night of the John Jones fight at Madison Square Garden. And he goes, he left a $2,000 tip, biggest tip I've ever seen.

Damn. So you figure, I know you love math. Docs his ass. I do love math. The pizzas there are $23. Maybe Dana White came in with like a couple of friends or an entourage. Yeah, I probably had the Nelk boys with him. Yep.

He probably bussing with the boys, the Nelk boys. Let's say they ordered 10 pizzas just for the sake of math, roughly 250 bucks with tax a couple drinks 300 bucks Aiden Ross do $2,000 tip It's gotta be a $400 at Mac now He couldn't have even he probably spent $300 and then I think spending I think he probably spent like 150 bucks It's like a 600% tip. It's incredible. Yeah I think he probably spent like 150 bucks. It's like a 600% tip. It's incredible.

Yeah. Money isn't shit for that kid. Is he a billionaire? I think he is. Is he? I think so. It's gotta be close if he's not. I think he is.

Now that PowerSlap's taking off. Oh yeah, PowerSlap's the biggest board in the world. Now that PowerSlap is so huge, he's probably going from an M to a B. You know PowerSlap's bigger than NBA, NHL, NFL combined. Soccer, EuroLeague Soccer. You're not duping me with that. You know, power slaps bigger than NBA, NFL, NFL combined. Soccer, Euroleague soccer. You're not duping me with that.

This is what Dana White said. I'm not going to be duped. I won't be duped. No, Dana White tried to dup the world. I smelled that dup from a mile away. Three nothing Francis. Dana White said that power slap, whatever the fuck it's called's called slap league is bigger than all professional sports combined. You can't dupe a duper based on I think he's based on like social media shares.

Dude, and then like people like looked at their Twitter and they have like 40,000 followers trying to make the duper the dupe won't happen. You can't name any of those people. They're stars in their sport. No, because there aren't happen. You can't name any of these people, any of the stars in their sport. No, because there aren't stars. This girl came up as I was waiting for my pie and she tried to barter with the guy. She was like, can we get a slice? And he goes, we don't sell slices, we sell whole pies. And she goes, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Kind of agree.

No. And he goes, well, we make everything from scratch. It's the way it is. And it is the way it is. They make the best pizza in the city of New York. I don't know about that. By general consensus, I think a lot of people would argue that John's Oblique has the best pizza.

Dave, give it a nine point three. Bro, that doesn't do anything for me. Who? What? Ooh. With your contract and negotiation coming up too. What? Dude. I would have done that.

So what's your best pizza spot? Me and Dave don't like the same kind of pizza. Okay, do you like Chicago? Do you like Lou Malanati? Damage control? What do you mean? Yeah, backtrack. You like Joe's?

Back, back, back it up. You go to Joe's if you want a slice. I don't like any of those. What do you like? I like, I like the place that's on the corner of where I used to live. I believe it's called dollar 50 slice. That place has a mean slice of pizza.

I used to go in there two slices. Don't heat them up. Don't heat them up. And they go, don't heat them up. And I go, do not heat them up. I want them room temp. That is better at dollar 50. Because dollar 50 was so doughyey it'll scald your rooftop

Yeah, and all the cheese will come off in one fell swoop if you get that heated up even a little especially I used to go They're hammered you're trying to get that food into your body as fast as you possibly can don't heat them up as a veteran Take me back. Don't touch it. Those were the glory days. Can I come back and get it myself? You don't need Klonopin. You just need two slices of fucking $1.50.

Of medium temperature. Have an exact change for that too? You're fucking the richest man in New York. So good. It's the perfect economic exchange. So she's giving them shit saying that it's ridiculous. And I think you think that they should have to sell dollars. No, I think it's ridiculous,

but I do also agree with what you said. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. It's old too. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is. I'm not gonna go in there and say, change your entire formula. Correct.

And then she looked at me and she goes, did you get a whole pizza? And I said, yeah, I'm waiting for my pizza. And she goes, can I buy a few slices off of you? And now I'm having the argument with a random drunk girl that I have. Whenever I go on a date with a woman who wants to share shit. Yeah. Which is my pizza that I ordered is my serving size.

And if I give you slices, I will feel that I have not eaten the amount I wanted to eat. I don't know you. Is it a medium pie or large? They do two sizes. They do six slices and eight slices. And I went with six slices. Oh yeah, six slices, you can't spare a slice.

No. Six huge slices of pizza. So big that later I tried to give them to a homeless guy because I couldn't finish it. He wouldn't take it. Dude, that's so much pizza. They were big. It was pretty big. But I mean, how many slices did you want? I don't know. Probably, Look at the... What matters is that at that moment, I was not aware of the size or how I thought I needed... I wasn't ready to give up any slices at that moment. And she goes, you're not going to let me buy a couple of slices off of you? And I said, no. And she goes, why not? And I was like, because this is my pizza.

And then she goes, but I don't want a whole pizza. Yeah. And I was like, well, you know, do you want me to like give you some money? I was like, I can help you. I can subsidize your own pie, extra money. You'll buy this lady a pie for just being a fucking needy woman? She was complaining about how I was just way too much.

And she kept talking to me. It was just being really, really fucking annoying. And I was just kind of like minding my own business. And she was like, do you live here? And I was like, yeah. And then she goes, what do you do? I was like, I don't know, not much. So I didn't want to tell her. And then someone came up and recognized me. I

was like, Hey man, I just want to say I love your work. She was like, wait, why? And then she started like nagging me and giving me shit. And she was like, you're a comedian. Because I was like, he probably knows me from the fact that I'm a comedian. And then she goes, do you know Andrew Schultz? And I was like, yeah. She's like, I know him. I don't know why I'm telling this story, but it kept going like this.

And she kept giving me a hard time. It was brutal. And I just had to stand there waiting for my pizza. I think you made two mistakes. And here's what I think the mistakes are. Your first mistake was being approachable at all. You have a lightness to your energy that welcomes people in. You're probably, your body language was probably open up.

It's the well butrin. It's the well. If Lil Sass is out there, he's fucking closed off. No one's going up to you and talking. You're either shut down, you're either on your phone, or you're fucking facing a wall or some shit. You need headphones in. Headphones.

That's a good idea. And you need the earbud headphones. You need the wired headphones, so people know. And then even if nothing's playing, you'll be like, what? Yeah. And then if it gets really annoying, you take a call. Call somebody. These are good tech tips. Or you give them a minute and be like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna call. Yeah. What? And then if it gets really annoying, you take a call. Call somebody. These are good tech tips.

Or you give them a minute and be like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna call. Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't listen to podcasts. And then like those drunk girls, like their attention span is so short. Like the second that you're like, I wanna call, they'll find someone else to annoy.

And that brings you to your second mistake. Your second mistake was you didn't have to tell her the truth at all. You could be like, I'm taking this pie home to someone else. I'm sharing this with someone. The reason I told her the truth was because then- Because you wanted to fuck. No, no, I didn't. Yeah.

She wanted to fuck. A little tiny part of you wanted to fuck. I didn't. I didn't. A teeny tiny part of you wanted to fuck. I was about to eat an entire fucking pizza. I did not want to fuck. Okay. A teeny tiny part of you wanted to fuck. No, no. And there's nothing wrong with that. No, I didn't want to. That's normal. I didn't want to. I know myself. A back and forth argument is his love language.

A back and forth argument and he's got the fucking. Wasn't an argument, it was me trying to just chew. How about I just buy you a pie? I was shooing her and she wouldn't let it be. I think she liked you. Did she? Yeah, she DM'd me later. She did?

Yeah. Especially when she found out that you were a celeb. Exactly. But it is a brutal technique to neg someone. And it's brutal that people, that the gays were making fun of your suit. Everybody was on my case that night. The city's getting nasty.

The people, not just the city, the people. Dude, speaking of the city getting nasty, I was biking. This is, I'm kind of in the wrong here, but I'm not fully in the wrong. I was biking and when I go up 16th street, when I'm going of in the wrong here, but I'm not fully in the wrong. I was biking and when I go up 16th Street when I'm going to the stand and then I cut through Union Square and I bike directly through the park, which I know you're not supposed to do, but I go really slow. I know, I know.

A little bit against the rules. I'm aware. But I go through Union Square. Yeah. But I go really slow and I make sure I give people like a ton of room. Why don't you just go around? They have that bike lane that wraps around it. It's so much easier to just go straight through.

You're saving one block. It's one block. Yeah, but it's still easy. One block down, a whole avenue and then another block over. Well, they close it at like 11, so if it's past 11, I do go around. But I went straight through and I'm like, I give people plenty of distance and then as I'm passing by a group of teens, I'm passing by and one of them goes like that and I- Who bucked at you?

No! A team bucked at you? Yeah. And you fucking skidded? Oh, a team bucked at you? Yeah. And you fucking skidded. I didn't fall, but I lost control for a second, and then I caught myself. And I just didn't say.

No wonder you're scared of Seventh Act, bro. I didn't say anything. I just kept biking. Did they laugh? The team's bucking at you. Yeah, they laughed. They laughed at you, the whole group? They laughed.

Did they see it? Yeah, they absolutely saw it. He did it. It was literally like, I didn't know if he was the last guy in line. Oh, no. They were standing at a bench in the center of Union Square Park.

You were close enough that he could buck at you, though. Yeah. So you weren't that you didn't get that wide of a berth. But it was like, his back was like, how big of a buck was it? It was a big buck. Can you show us? It was a false start. It was a false start. He crossed the line of scrim was it? It was a big buck. Like, can you show us? It was a false start. 10-1-0.

It was a false start. He crossed the line of scrimmage? Yeah, exactly. Like he came, like he moved to do it. Whoa! It was so embarrassing. And I thought about saying something, but then I was like, I don't feel like doing this.

And what are you gonna say? Do you, wait, before you answer that, do you think that if you said something insane to make them really angry, you could have got your bike going fast enough to get away? Absolutely. You're on an e-bike. E-bike. Dude, one pump on that thing. I'm gone. Dude, I still just don't know though. I don't know. Teens, I mean, it depends. Were they athletes? Or were they baggy jean boys? It was like a mixed group of teens. So some of them might have been fast.

Some were forever fast. The black ones, if you're saying it's mixed. I actually don't know if there were many black men there. So there were no black men. It was mostly whites. So mostly white men. But I mean, with the white cornerbacks these days, Cooper DeGene.

True, exactly. Like you really never know if a white guy's fast anymore. Yeah, Drake May hit 20 miles per hour rushing touchdown. Yeah, Francis is fast. Francis always wins foot races. No, not 20 miles per hour fast. I've run 20 miles an hour. Yeah, I mean, you have.

Yeah, I definitely run. If I were racing after you for calling me the N-word on a bike, I would- I never would have called them the N-word. You're going to call them the N-word? No. That's exactly what you were going to call them. You pedaled off. You were like, I'm would have called them the N word. You're gonna call them the N word? No. That's exactly what you were gonna call them. You pedaled off, you were like wobbling and pedaled off and screamed the N word.

That's exactly what you were gonna call them. I wasn't gonna, I was gonna say like, fuck you or something like that. Oh, real nice guys. Yeah, I don't know. Throw up. Well, that's why I didn't say anything, cause there's like, what is there to say? They won. No, you didn't say, you didn't call them the N word cause's why I didn't say anything, because there's like, what is there to say? They want. No, you didn't say, you didn't call them the N-word because they were all white.

You call them a pedophile. That's not a bad one. Pedophile, say that they're on the pedophile watch list. Yeah, you fucking pedophile. A dude was saying that to an auditor that I follow recently and it was fucking getting under the guy's skin. Yeah. He's like, you're probably just filming everyone because you're a registered sex offender pedophile. Ooh, that stings.

Isn't that good? Because all you can do is be like, no, I'm not a registered sex offender pedophile. Ooh, that stings. Isn't that good? Because all you can do is be like, no, I'm not a registered sex offender pedophile. And then by the time you're saying that, just send them to the gallows. You've lost. What is the thing that you would have... What do you think is the single most biting thing

that you could have said to a group of... ...what... ...teens... ...to get them to chase after you on a bike. Is there anything you could have done? There's nothing. There isn't anything. You lose the second, there's literally nothing

you can do against the teens. The second that they do something. Does that generation get upset when you insult their mother? No. They don't? No. What do they get upset about? I don't think anything.

What's their sticking point? Maybe a misgendering? Think you go kind of anti-woke on them? Dude, there's literally, if you run into a pack of teens and they're clowning on you, there's nothing you can say that will be like, I won. And that's teens in anywhere. And that's not just New York.

No, that's anywhere. What are you gonna say? Like I'm gonna go over to this group of teens and be like, well, actually, I'm more successful than you. Like, what am I going to say? I think if you called them the F slur, they would have been pissed. I think they would have been like, oh, you're a big tough guy.

Like, dude, there's nothing you can say. They just come back at you 10 times harder. If I called a white kid. That's the point, though. You want them to chase after you. If I said, if I called him the F slur, he would then call me the M word. And then I'd be like, I'm just going to distance myself from this. Because I was filming. Someone definitely has a video camera out.

Like, dude, group of teens versus you, you're fucked. I have a bit about this that I do when I do the patio, the stand, the outside area. I have an idea. Have I told you about this? This happened to I do the patio at the stand, the outside area. You know, I might do, I have an idea. Have I told you about this? This happened to me. I don't care. Yes, this means you told us. I'm gonna do it because the patio shows are over

and people won't remember by the time the next patio shows happen. But when I say the joke every time I do the patio, the patio at the stand, it's outside of the stand. And it's literally just right on the sidewalk of 16th Street. And the way it used to be set up was you'd be sitting there with the microphone and then the crowd would be like 10 feet back.

So people would just walk through the entire time. They'd just walk right in front of you as you're doing your set. And I was doing a set, I was doing fine. This was probably two or three years ago. And a group of teens start approaching and I see them approaching and I'm like doing a joke. I think a joke didn't really work that well and then they all pass and one of them stays literally like three feet in front of me turns looks at me and goes ha ha ha

and that was it. There's nothing I could do. you can do What you have to do is like it was a movie did growing up you make your eyes Chinese at them. Yeah That's not a bad one that's the best thing to do just not a bad one use our Generations political incorrectness. I think that is what you have to try you make your eyes Chinese at them I think you guys are I think you. But I think you guys are, I think you guys are, I think you guys are, you guys are having, like there's a little bit of a divide here with the generations. You're like a hundred years younger than us.

No, I'm younger than you, but I think you're thinking of the teens now as like the woke, like that's my generation. Oh, did they de-wokeify? Like my generation. Now they watch Kill Tony and they're like. Oh, they're back. My generation is the one that like if I said the F-slur they'd be like, dude, what the fuck? Like not, not everybody, but that's like where that comes from is people my age. The younger kids, they're calling black dudes the M word on Instagram. Like, they don't give a shit. Oh, like the high schoolers now are like the devil Don't like that it's not I think that at least I think no no you're right I think I'm pretty sure that's pretty I think that's all your generation and they're like

Yeah, like these guys are fucking pussies. I get there seen how you guys they're like hard times make weak men Yeah, exactly. Whatever. Yeah Whatever the adages. Yeah, and it's true that like the the devil's out. Yeah, exactly. Or whatever. Yeah. Whatever the adage is. Yeah. And it's true. Like the devil's out. Yeah. And they have no leader. No.

Their leader is that kid that like does, he does videos around New York, little curly hair blonde kid, who like skateboards. I show speed. I show speed. You know who I'm talking about. I know exactly who you're talking about, yeah. And he's actually their leader.

Yeah, yeah. And he'll like go and like snatch a hot dog out of an Asian man's mouth or something like that. Oh, I hate that. Kids are misbehaving more now than ever. Can you beat a kid up for doing something like that? No. No, you cannot.

In New York, you can't. You can't anymore. Bro, if a kid took a hot dog from me, I'm caving his face in. And then a bunch of people from your generation would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Leave the kid alone. Exactly. God damn. And kids from our generation would stand over the carcass and do Chinese.

Yeah. Did you ever see that movie Hostile? Hostile. It sounds like I have. The premise was people would get abducted in Eastern Europe and then sent to these torture chambers where wealthy brokers would bid to get a victim and then they could go in there and there'd be all these tools and things that they could use to torture them. Sounds like the purge. Sounds sweet. It's just one-on-one though, I think by and large.

I don't know. I don't think I've seen that. So you get to dice and slice someone up and fuck them up. You see, I don't have any interest in that. It's a grotesque concept, but I always thought, well, I didn't always think, I was just thinking that it would be something I would pay for if it were those kinds of teens. To beat, to kill and beat people.

If it were those bad teens, I would pay for a room in some subterranean tunnel in fucking Latvia. To what? Like just throw fists or like you want to actually carve them up? No, they're chained to a chair and I get to go through Lowe's or Home Depot. I don't have any interest in that. I think that you need to hit up your boy with, first you need to stop buying Hermes and you just start saving your money

because this is going to be costly. That is expensive. Second, you need to hit up your boy who has $3 billion and ask him how do you get into those parties? See, I don't agree with that either because this is always something you hear like, you're like, oh, all these rich people, like the ditty parties and stuff,

like these rich people, like they have, like Democrats there like the top of the Democrats have like people like chained in their basement that they like torture. I don't really get I don't think that's true. You didn't see Simon Cowell was the last one to get outed. He was at like a human ritual sacrifice party. There's footage of it. So what is it like you get really rich and then all of a sudden you're like the only thing I want to do now is just like torture people. They literally get they literally tap Jack Mack when he hit a million followers on Tick Tock and they're like welcome welcome brother.

That's what that was what the Kamala thing the whole Kamala interview is about. That was his first time getting tapped. But he said that he wasn't with the ritual of humiliation. He said that he wasn't going to wear the dress. I guess like Armie Hammer did that. You see Armie Hammer has a podcast now that's crazy with his mom it's chalked the medium is chalked I watched the army hammer documentary it

wasn't very interesting it was kind of just like going back his lid into like his family tree and being like and his dad was actually a serial killer and so was his grandfather I really don't like documentaries unless something happens while they're filming them. Ah yeah. Oh, good point. Dude, the Murdaugh documentary like ruined all the other documentaries for me because that one was so good. Or like Robert Durst, The Jinx.

That was the best for ever. Oh, I've heard that one's really good. You haven't watched that? I haven't seen that. That's HBO, right? You are going to love that. Because that's the first one where something happens during it. And then they had to make another part, right?

And there's like a material change in what's happening with the documentary. Because otherwise, it's just people telling stories with like a photograph getting slowly zoomed in. Yeah. That shit is not... People, that's what happened with the Russian doping one as well. But I didn't like that one as much, even though everyone else loved it. Because of the Russians?

It's just, I don't know, wasn't that interesting. I didn't find. Yeah. Yeah, that's not right. That's not fucking right. I wonder how many Russians listen to our pod. I wonder if we're big over in Mother Rush. Probably not. What do you think the Russians think about their leader Putin yeah I know that they believe in him they love him his approval ratings like in the 90s every fucking year yeah do you think that there's anybody like social activists there are but they get killed but so what

about like celebrity social activists I mean I know like pussy riot was yeah They get poisoned with you know very slow acting nerve agents Yeah, I saw a Russian battle rapper going against it's an old clip This guy oxymiron was like making fun of this dude for being an American Muslim or something he's like you wear a flag that like kills your own people or whatever. And I mean, you kind of say the same thing about Russians and stuff like that. I don't know, but they probably have a strong opinion of us and they're

probably propagandized to think that we're all like fat when we're actually like pretty fast and like we have cool sweaters and stuff like that. and we're actually like pretty fast. They are. And like we have cool sweaters and stuff like that. Whatever negative shit we think about Russia, they think the inverse of that about us or whatever. They're looking through their own looking glass at us and saying, fuck those people.

Do you know what I just learned about though? At some point in the Ukraine war, I think it was in 2022, Elon Musk donated all the Starlink satellites so that the Ukrainians could have internet access and communicate with each other. Because on the eve of Russia attacking Ukraine, they launched a gigantic malware attack on the internet systems of Ukraine,

scuttling their entire communication process. I'm just picturing a Ukrainian dude like clicking his blackout blinds, trying to fucking open it up the morning of. That he was probably steamed. He probably was unless he had them done by Joe. In which case the battery. And he was on the analog and he was like,

I'm going back to sleep, it's still dark. So on the eve of- So Musk donated all these... They donated $80 million worth of Starlink satellites and provided the telecommunications... What is that one? What is that one satellite? It's a lot more than you'd think. They can carry them in backpacks. Oh, really?

It's not the satellites. I think there's receivers on the ground, but then they have the satellites up in orbit. I see. So then, always whatever, he was on board with this, right? Musk was. And then he's communicating with Zelinsky and their secretary of war. Son of a boy, dad listener. and their secretary of war. And he learns that the Ukrainians are sending a number

of submarines into the Crimean peninsula, like the waters around Crimea, to blow up the naval fleet of Russia. And Musk knew that that was a red line for Russia. And that if that happened, it would be their Pearl Harbor and they would respond with a nuclear attack. And when these six or seven submarines got within a hundred kilometers of the naval fleet

in Russia, he turned off the internet from the Starlink receivers. And they were like, what the fuck happened? And he was like, I'm not letting that happen. I'm not letting the world get closer to nuclear war because of technology that I donated you for defense. And to think that he single-handedly had the power to avert that potential nuclear crisis is mind-blowing. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, that is an incredible story.

And then they called him and they texted him. The secretary of war texted him. It was like, what the fuck? Our shit's gone down, what's going on? And he was like, yeah, this is not what this was intended for. I'm happy to support you guys in defending your country. But if you're launching missions to launch offensive attacks

that could result in nuclear backlash, I'm not on board with that. I'm just picturing the Ukrainian dude in the fucking hunt for red October trying to fucking press his automatic blinds for a submarine to go up. The periscope. What the fuck?

The periscope gets stuck. I can't see out the periscope. That's crazy. Musk, you fucked us. Not again. And then they responded and they were like, we get it. Your only interest is in preserving humanity. So we appreciate it. They're like, we get it, you're a link to America, and that's where all of our money comes from. We're not going to go against you.

That's pretty crazy. Back off. That he even is allowed to have that power. Well, he was not happy about it. He was like, this is not what I did this for. Yeah, I understand. He goes, I don't want to be, my technology is not meant to be a Trump card in international laws. Yeah, I don't he goes I don't want to be my technology is not meant to be a trump card in in international Yeah, it's like Albert Einstein creating an atom bomb. Yeah, or a technology that creates an atom bomb. Have you heard the theory about Aliens

about how They are like this protective force who whenever there have been the world has come very close to nuclear war Something has happened at the last moment that I haven't heard this weird malfunctions of technology that they central like alien Encounters or like where they're spotted is almost always centralized over where nukes are whether whether it be in like Montana or like fucking off of Florida. That's always wherever all the concentrations of sightings are because the theory is that they're attracted to it

or they're curious about it. Yeah, and then, you know, I'm sure it's a far-fetched kind of hopeful theory, but that they only intervene in human life when we are at risk of destroying ourselves on a global scale. That's interesting. We're not worried about the Japanese. Or maybe they were like, I thought you intervened. They were not paying attention until then or whatever.

I mean, obviously, who knows, but I like that theory. Yeah, it were not paying attention until then or whatever. I mean, obviously, who knows, but I like that theory. Yeah, it's interesting. Where did you hear about that? I've heard about it. I've heard about it for quite some time. I think there was a common theory. I've never heard of that one. And there was also, I mean, the most recent, like whatever the there was like a testimony to like fucking the house or something like that. Did you see that? And it was basically the same theory. But I've heard from people who are like soldiers who work in the Navy, who have like worked on these bases and they're like, oh yeah, you see stuff all the time.

Interesting. Yeah. It's always people in the Air Force flying jets, people in our military who have... Air Force. Who have the interactions with UFOs and shit like that. That's crazy. Yeah. You believe, bro?

I believe. Oh, I definitely believe in aliens. Well, in a weird way, I mean, it's almost a complementary theory because a lot of people say that Elon Musk is an alien and that... I see what you did. Well, he's from South Africa. Yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously.

If he has the ability to avert nuclear war, that's cool, that kind of fits. That is super interesting. What a dumb bastard that Musk is. What has he done for us? Oh, are you cutting us off again? All right, Harry says we're done. Hairball.

I have to run. If anyone out there works in sweaters, we are looking for more embroidered trout, lake bass sweaters for our boy, Hairball. What do you guys want to do for next week? Because we have our episode, our regular episode will come out on Tuesday, but then Thursday is Thanksgiving. We put something out for the people.

Yeah, I think they deserve it. You want to put something out on Thanksgiving, or you want to put something for the people. Yeah, I think they deserve it. You want to put something out on Thanksgiving or you want to put something out like Friday? No, I think we put it out on Thanksgiving and people can save it for when they have to travel home. Dude, 90% of America is traveling on Thanksgiving. Ooh, Francis, let's have a drink when we record our Thanksgiving episode. Alright. Sweet. When was that? Thursday?

Yeah. That'll be this Thursday. Ooh, let's have a drink on Thursday. Oh no, what the fuck? I have to go to fucking Louisiana on Thursday. What for? Pop punk. Wow. All right, so it'll be tomorrow. So we either do it tomorrow

or I could maybe do it Thursday morning. Well, it's big life easier. You don't wanna have a drink on Thursday morning. I'm committed to this, bro. It's Thanksgiving. I'll wear my best sweater. Just because you quit. Wear your guys' best sweater for the Thanksgiving episode.

Oh, man. Okay, I'll do it. Deal. All right. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Got it.

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