Son of a Boy Dad - Off the Leash | Son of a Boy Dad #297

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Okay. I am fucking just can't stop sweating. You coming from Queens? No, I'm coming from the gym. Oh, you said you were on the train. Yeah, train from my gym. Where's that? Next to my apartment.

Oh, okay. Yeah, it's at Christopher Street. I figured you don't... Isn't City Bike everywhere? No, because I was going to be late if I City Biked and then I ended up being way later because I didn't City Bike. It's all good.

Alright, let's go. Let's do it. Alright. Ooh, that was a tough clap yeah, I was a dud All righty when you go to spank a girl, and you just get the oh no that wasn't hot You know what I mean? Absolutely, then you got to do it again, but you feel bad because the first one actually hurt Yeah, cuz it was all palm. Yeah, it's gonna be a bruise. Yeah

Basically, you're just beating the woman at that point Yeah, okay Well, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today. It's April 30th 222 p.m. I think last time we recorded it was 222 p.m. As well you big spanker and I believe it was the second the 22nd Wow, all twos all twos. Mm-hmm. You missed that last time we were recording deuces wild. I am Drenched you ever have that where you go to the gym and then you shower

Yeah, and you're still sweating in the shower. You gotta wait a little bit. I didn't have time. No But man, oh man, I couldn't find, I thought I brought two shirts, like the one I wore and then I was gonna change into one after. And so I was like, after I worked out I was walking, I was like looking around my bag for the shirt, I couldn't find a second shirt, so I was like, I guess I'll just wear the dirty shirt, that sucks. And then I put it on after I showered. The one you worked out in?

The one I worked out in. Ah, that's terrible. And then I found the second shirt. So I was like, oh, fuck yeah, I'm gonna change into this shirt. And then I was trying to get the shirt off, but I was sweating so much and I'm so sore because I haven't worked out in months that I couldn't get it off.

And at one point I was like, I think the easiest way for me to get it off is to take the big hole that your head goes in and put it over my head and then like wiggle out of it. And then I put it over my head and it got caught around my neck. And then people came into the locker room and I have the shirt with my arms through the arm holes

and the actual shirt over my neck and I'm just standing there like this like squirming around trying to get it off yeah yeah damn dude tough you uh that's I don't I don't quite understand the logistics of what you're you've never gotten like a you never gotten like a penny stuck on your on your body yes Yeah, I suppose Oh Ross usually that was with pads and a helmet on yeah, this was sweat and Sweaty body. Oh, yeah glue gotcha. Yeah. Hey man. Listen, I'm sorry. I'm glad you made it out of that. Thank you And I'm glad you're here. Thank you. I'm happy to see you. Yeah, I have a feeling we're gonna have a good episode today sweet I'm pretty to see you. Yeah. I have a feeling we're gonna have a good episode today. Sweet.

I'm pretty pumped. Yeah. Yeah? Uh-huh. Nice. Yeah. I have two stories and I'll tell you the first one because I think this speaks to something that's been happening, which is that for what,

I think I have a growing reserve of rage that is filling up got it almost like imagined the the air airtight caverns or the Whatever they were called the the things on the Titanic right you remember how they would fill with water Not at all. No you ever see that movie now Remember how they would fill with water Not at all. No, you ever see that movie now You never saw Titanic now. I've no he's in like eight hours long. It's three

Three and eight same thing. Uh-huh. Once you pass over the two and a half mark Watch the two sittings commitment. It's good. It's an iconic movie Yeah, highest grossing movie of all time for a while. Yeah until good movies started coming out like fucking What's that one movie with the blue people? Avatar like Avatar Same that is what overtook it. Yeah, I know and it's the same director James Cameron, that's crazy and I think Titanic one picture. Yeah, he was he was all about the blockbuster. He's a money machine. Yes nice It launched Leo's career

Yeah, I would say so made him the heartthrob was more always more of a Gilbert Gilbert guy I don't know that that put him in this sort of definitely not that he became I think there might be more people that were on the actual Titanic than people have who have seen what's eating Gilbert grape Well anyway, I don't know why I brought that up, but I guess I would say that I just I just have felt lately That there's been this rage that's been kind of bubbling up within me and I'm worried that it's gonna spill over at the wrong time. It's because of the city of New York.

Yeah, I could see that. It was retarded city outside today. It really is. Today was something different. They're out. I don't know if they got off their leashes or if this is like some sort of like bring your retard to work day.

I don't know what it is. It was fucked. But they have been unlocked and they're out. It was a lot of like scurrying up the left side of the subway exit. Yes. I hate it. People are walking in slow motion going up the stairs. I'm so glad you point this out.

I'm so glad you say this because you're absolutely right. Yes. Sometimes people have to wait that are trying to go down, but I don't even feel as bad because I'm like, it's going to take me so much less time. Like you're going to be waiting for so much less time than I would be waiting behind these fucking. Oh, you're going up the left side. Yeah. Oh, you're back. Yeah. Yeah. I was surprised that you agreed with that. I thought you were mad. I thought you were mad that people were coming up and you had to wait to go down. No, no, no.

The opposite, opposite. This is again, again a left lane. You're a left lane guy. I wouldn't be surprised if you started telling me that you were now driving the wrong way down one ways. It's not a bad idea. Less traffic. Just get around in bottlenecks.

Well, I mean, this is like, I don't have the time of day to adapt to the world's, you know, the lifestyle of those who choose not to go to the gym. I'm like, guys like us. You are saying what so many people apply as a reason why they don't wanna follow the rules, which is my time is more valuable than the time of people who do.

Yes. I know your time. It is Zimbabwean currency. That's crazy. It might be the least valuable time. I'm busy as a bee. You are an old man who is sitting on a porch with a fuckin' iced tea,

looking out over the land you bought. I wish. Not a care in the world. That sounds phenomenal. You have up up the wazoo I'm at I'm in my fucking apartment stamp till 3 a.m. Trying to fucking flip shit on Facebook marketplace Just to score a quick buck. I just sold a bunch of stuff on Actually relate to that and it went so well Yeah, if you will just show up Dude, a woman paid me full asking price

for this sofa I was trying to unload and she still hasn't picked it up. She said she was sending movers to come get it and they haven't come. So I just have the money. How much is that? I feel like that's got to cost, I know, I guess I've never moved out of an apartment

where I owned like big things, like a couch or like a car. I know I guess I've never moved out of an apartment where I owned like big things like a couch or like a desk You know, mm-hmm. Is it way more expensive? I assume it's way more expensive right to hire a mover to hire a mover to move those things apartment to another apartment Depends on kind of what you're doing. I have a guy that I've connected with one time. I went to buy Stick with me here. I know I'm trying to find that water. Oh. You said there was a water right here? There you go.

Sometimes I'll go to these outlet stores to buy furniture and they're all final sale stuff, you know? Yeah. And some of them have dings and nicks and stains. You're buying the floor model. Of course. You're buying the couch that a family of four came in and played bouncy castle on with their shoes on.

So then you have to hire a professional furniture cleaner and hope that the toddler's footprints come out of it. But that's the leap of faith you take because it's 80% off. At those stores, they'll often give you a card of a guy named Phil who lives in Secaucus. And it's always Phil? Peter.

Oh, okay. Dave, something like that. And he has a moving company, but it's just him and a buddy and they have a van and that's it. And they'll come and get that stuff and they'll bring it to you and you pay them cash for that, moving that sofa, 100 bucks. Yeah.

So that guy, I've now used him for all sorts of stuff Phil Phil. Yeah, that's your guy Phil's my guy. Yeah, I got a guy for that and it's always Phil. He just he just crushes it Yeah, where does he he lives in Secaucus you said I don't know exactly where he lives. I was kind of just throwing out no Blank I thought this was your guy shouldn't you know where his home ground is his home turf I said to caucus because it's near the outlet store where I bought the thing from where that where I got his card Understood understood so probably close to the caucus the caucus area will say he might be but he I mean he's driven all over the country for me really well just between New York and my So two hours correct Yeah, but but my being, you know,

he's not just grabbing stuff from the outlet and bringing it to your New York apartment. He'll go all over. He's been awesome. It's much cheaper than hiring one of the big moving companies. Oh, absolutely. That brings three guys

and they gotta get the certificate of insurance. Yeah, I'm not a big 3D map the apartment for them beforehand how many stairs, how many elevators, whatever that kind of thing yeah man moving sucks so much truly one of the worst things that you have to do I think I've moved nine times

really? in the 14 years that I've lived in New York That's not that crazy. I guess it's not great. It's not great. It's pretty bad It's not great because I guess I moved every year until I lived in my current apartment Yeah, I've been there for two plus years when you're younger. I mean I remember I had a move where I moved in a taxi Oh, yeah, I moved on the subway. I moved in one of those milk carton shaped taxis Yeah, one with the sliding doors. Yeah.

And I had, I mean, I had my guitar case in there. Yeah. The guy went, are you a musician? Yeah. And I was like, yeah. I took the- Looking for my inspiration. I moved in Ubers and the train

when we were in Hell's Kitchen and moved to West Village. Wow. And I had to like walk to, we were on 48th, I think, and I had to walk to the 50th train station and then go all the way down to Christopher and then walk to our apartment and drop my shit off and then get back on the train and go back up to Hell's Kitchen.

Do another trip. Yeah. Wow, yeah. But it was like I didn't know what other option I had. Well, you could have done the Uber. I probably did, mix it up. Yeah. But he was like, I didn't know what other option I had. Well, you could have done the Uber. I probably did. Mix it up. Yeah. I had to bring shit here. Wow.

Because I was going home. It's nice though. I mean, it makes you realize that there was a point in your life where you lived with so few belongings that you could just move. Oh, yeah. In a car. Yeah. Two boxes. And then you wonder, do I need all this? Yeah, the answer is no I Don't need this many pairs of yes But I keep buying them. These are new good pants though new pants you like comfortable. Yeah, I'm hot

I'm fucking roasting I'm gonna take this this off. I love it though. Yeah, cardic research. Mm-hmm They're awesome great brand cardick listens to the show. Cardick. I went in there and this store, he was in there, he goes, I watched your program. And I was like, what does that mean? And he goes, you know, son of a boy dad. And I was like, calling son of a boy dad a program

would be like, you know, it's like calling a porno, an adult film. Yeah, it really is. I don't know if we deserve program for what we do on here. It is very funny. But he's the man. It's funny, I was trying to think about, I was thinking about that this morning,

like when people like justify podcasting, you know, like you were like, like when people talk about they're like, it's not a, like you ever say someone you're like, ah, it's like the easiest, this is the easiest job in the world and people are like it's not though Well, I mean some cutting yourself a little there are podcasts that people do research for and they well I mean obviously I'm not talking about like re I'm talking about comedy podcasts. Yeah, most of them are are pretty easy to do They all just end up being the same thing and then it's just a question of how funny are you.

Yeah, exactly. So. It's pretty easy. Yeah. It's pretty fun. Like it's pretty not, I will say, I guess like. I'm glad you say that. I'm glad you've come around on this. Come around? What the fuck does that mean?

We talked a couple weeks ago, and I made this point. I said that what we do is not that hard. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't recall that conversation. You don we had it quite recently we probably have that conversation what once every three weeks well it was since it was since Rowan had had that is twins yeah yeah well anyway we got a lot of a lot in the air right now who cares I was gonna say I have a feeling of dissatisfaction

if I don't tie up loose ends. I don't tie up any loose ends. No, you let them float? Let them float, yeah. Keep people thinking. I'm sure they'll come back to that in the next 10 episodes or so. Just saying something about...

10 episode cycle. The New York, can I just finish this thought? I wanna tell you about why I was angry about New York. Yes, yes. But it is for what you described, Can I can I just finish this thought I want to tell you about why I was angry about New York. Yes. Yes But but it is for what you described which is people just not following the rules this is a city of people that cut corners that don't follow the rules and Everyone's looking to take advantage of of people who do follow the rules. Oh Look at those sheep over there as a result of their adherence follow the rules. Oh, look at those sheep over there. As a result of their adherence to the rules, I will now get ahead.

I'm gonna step on their necks to get ahead. That's what it is. People walking down the wrong side of the subway, people getting on the subway before people have gotten off to ensure that they get a seat. Very, very rude. What are you, so what are your- I don't even wanna fucking hear it from you because you've already admitted that you

are a guy who goes down the wrong, there's an up and there's a down. And you know where they don't tolerate that shit? Japan. Good thing I don't live in Japan. I want to move there. That's a mistake. I belong in Japan or Norway. Japan's a great place for a sheep like you to live.

Or a sheep or a soldier. I call it, I'm a soldier. They're brainwashing people in Japan. I believe in authority. I believe in a functioning society where everybody pulls their weight, does their part. And for what it's worth, I'm not talking about communism. What do you think about socialism? I Think Jews are some of the hardest working people and I think Jews fucking Lift society up. Yeah, they they create good businesses they

Create communities. They they they do good shit for sure not even kidding you dude I didn't yeah I if the whole world could be Jewish I would take it hmm is that the bold state is that like too much that's a lot of you my over correct I hope I mean it out of respect but I think it comes at the cost of a lot of other religions which maybe then are gonna get offended. I don't know. There's also like not a lot of Jews already. Like there's how many Jewish people are there?

It's under like 20 million, isn't it? Oh I have no idea. I think it is. That sounds low to me. I'm pretty sure it is. I think it might actually be closer to like 16 million. Dude, they're, they are. It's because we live in New York City highly functioning intelligent educated people who work hard and

I Don't know. I love I want a million people 15.7. That's it. That's the total. Yeah, well cuz there was 6 million more At a time when at a time when that number was much lower. True, true. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Gosh, I wonder what proportion of all of the Jewish people

in the world Hitler eradicated with his genocide. That's- Most. Do you think it was most? Probably. Man, that makes it, I mean, it was already the most fucked up thing ever yeah that makes it even worse. Yeah to think about it's insane Yeah, it's insane how like it was a long time ago, but like it wasn't that long ago. Yeah, it's like what like 85 years ago all right. What was worse Holocaust or slavery? It's impossible to

That's a cop-out. No, it's not I Mean like you would really look at it and be like what which one set those groups of people back further Oh, this is a diplomatic answer and it's hard to judge because a there's only 15 million Jewish people in the world now because Hitler killed What we think is most of them, could not be. And then, you know, obviously slavery, not good either. Well, you really put a lot of effort into that. That paragraph of your essay, you really did, you really committed a lot of research. I feel like I made a good point on the Jewish one and the black one. I was like I don't know, I

don't know. I was like I know, I know why it was bad but I don't have the energy to explain. I don't have the energy. I don't feel like saying the wrong thing right now and then having a bunch of people be like that's not why, no that's not why slavery was bad. Yeah I know I asked you the worst question I could think but not a terrible answer No, I'm gonna I'll give you some credit for that. I don't think there's really like a cut and dry Dude that that that's gotta be the most The most polarizing question you could potentially come up with I don't I don't know Yeah, the answer. I mean, each side is gonna,

well, I don't know. I don't know. Probably not budge from their own position, right? That should be the real, like you've even seen this whole like 100 guerrillas verse, or 100 people versus one gorilla debate. I was gonna say, I wouldn't transition right to that after that.

Have you seen that? Yes, I have seen that. Versus, what is it? It's 100 I have seen that. Yeah. Versus what is it? It's a hundred people versus one gorilla. Yeah but this comes up all the time. I know but I'm saying the debate should be what was worse. What I keep seeing are these simulations on Instagram of like a thousand gorillas versus ten million Trojan soldiers. But then they show the man and they pick 15 King Kong versus 700 thousand aliens and predator. Yeah, you know avatars. I saw I saw one of those AI like simulations of it a thousand Harry Potter's

Yeah, I've seen all of them. I watch them every time I'm like shortly all the Harry Potter's will win know. And the thing that sucks is that like in your, it's the same thing going back to those videos of the cars just flying off the cliff in the video game. And like in my head I'm watching those and I'm like, Hmm, I'm like, it seems like the, it seems like the RAV4 probably is the safest car. Like I'm like making real life decisions. In case I ever find myself going 200 miles an hour off of the Grand Canyon. It's good to know. Yeah, I have a 0.2% survival rate. I'm not in the Tesla.

I guess I was gonna buy the Range Rover, but boy, I was so misled. Okay, all right. I wonder what the, how realistic those simulations are. I don't know, I don't know. Probably. Zero. Bullshit. Yeah, I think they're all done on GTA.

And then just add the numbers in. So, today, I've just gotten sick of the people who don't follow the rules. The weather's improved, so pedestrians are, pedestrians run this city. So that's another thing, right? Depending on where you live, a different type of person traveling rules that city.

In New York, pedestrians rule the city. In Amsterdam, cyclists, bikers rule the city. In LA, cars rule the city, Right? Yeah. And maybe there's some other things, but I like, I frankly, for my money, I like cities where bikers rule the city. That's also the case by the way, in most of the Scandinavian cities, of course, bike lanes, you got to really, they're not going to, they'll barrel you over. And if you take them to court, they're going to win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, I'm out by I'm biking here. People are just stepping out into the bike lane trying to die. Oh yeah.

You know, don't give a fuck. I got, I'm going through lights with, I have the green and I got to ring the bell like a lunatic and say watch out watch out Because everyone's like oh surely they're It's only cars. I have to I don't know why I don't know why people have made that because like I you'd be better off Watching for bikes and not looking for cars than you'd be looking for cards and not looking for bikes It makes me want to join a bike gang. Yeah, there's way more bikes I want to go out with a group of bike gang guys and figure out how to do wheelies and just Modestry and they want their lesson. Yeah strike fear into their hearts You ever see that so they stay on the fucking sidewalk instead of stepping down into the street or the bike lane

You got to get a motorcycle. Oh, I think that's uh, I like the analog bikes Well, uh 12 o'clock gang was a gang in Philly I heard about them Yeah, and they would ride their they would ride their dirt bikes. They were that 12 o'clock. They were the top league Yeah, they were the best of the best and they had to stop chasing them because people kept on dying Oh, wow, the cops would chase them and then either they would die the cops would die shoot shoot chase them and then either they would die or the cops would die. Shoot. Shoot. So I'm going to be in Philly next week.

Just brushing up on my Philly history right now. Harry said a website dot com for tickets. Five shows. Nice plug. Yeah. All right. So I'm biking and I'm going through an intersection and there's a car that has sort of come through from the side and it's turning left onto the street. So I'm not bothered by that.

But a guy, a sort of door dash, grub hub, seamless delivery guy, comes out with that car and I'm coming through the intersection and there's a gap between the car that's turning and the next car that obviously I'm going to go through. Yeah. And he sees me coming. I have the green light and he just cuts me off.

Yeah. And I have to slam on the brakes and start skidding. I have to put my feet out like a lunatic. And I go, Hey, watch out, man. And I mm-hmm, and then I don't know what happened. Sorry I went What the fuck? Screamed it I Turned heads yeah, New York. Yeah, I turned heads. Yeah people in cafes. Whatever. I turned heads I was the guy yeah, I'm not surprised

I mean look it takes a lot to turn heads in New York Yeah But when you get one of those almost bike crashes like it comes at like I did the same exact thing When that guy hit me and we both went down I came up and I was like what the fuck dude I went what the and I screamed I screamed it out. Yeah, I hit I hit popped it Yeah, right and he looked at me. That happened to me, that was the one, I had that at JFK too, remember when I said that?

When I was walking down JFK and the family was walking with me for like the 30 minute walk to the gate. No, I don't know if I know that story. And they were like falling over, the kids are crying, and I finally passed them and I turn and they're right back next to me and I just went, you gotta be fucking kidding me? That's great, I love that. You never told that story. I did I definitely did oh you did yeah

Maybe I wasn't on that episode all good all good, so I said I said what the fuck right? Yeah And then he went fuck you man He went fuck you man, yeah, and then I went what are you gonna do? He went fuck you man. Yeah, and then I went what are you gonna do? Oh And we're stopped. Yeah, right and then he starts taking his backpack off Oh my god, and I'm thinking I don't think he's pulling Pad Thai out of that. I don't think he's about to like the yeah apologize I'm give me you know an order of wings So I started going and and I'm like,

I'm not gonna wait around to find whatever he's about to take out of his backpack. And you gotta believe that these guys carry shit. Well, cause they probably get stopped constantly. They probably get in altercations five times a day. Well, they're the worst. They're the ones that go the wrong way down the fucking avenues in heavy traffic.

It's annoying as fuck. And nobody knows when that's the case. They're coming at you with like their lights off and they have both legs like hanging on one side They got their hands in those big We've never determined in New York who goes to the right and who goes to the left Well never determined that if we had if we determined that those passes would be Less troublesome sometimes I'll give a little taken right.

It's a game of chicken though. You're basically playing a game of chicken because you don't know if you're going to take the inside and he'll take the outside or whatever. Anyway, those guys are the worst. And so I just kept going and I was driving the rest. I kept, I biked the rest of the way just being like, fuck, fuck this fucking city. I hate living here.

I'm so tired of it. I've been here for 15 years. I'm done, I'm done. The city will break you down. I like New York. I hate living here. You gotta get a taxi driver to rewatch. This is where I'm at.

I like New York. I still hold it in high regard. It's done a lot for me. I like working here. I hate living here. Yeah, but still hold it in high regard. It's done a lot for me. I like working here. I hate living here. Hate it. I think that's most people. Just renewed my lease.

Why? Why did I do it? I think that's most people that live in New York. Why did I renew my lease? Why am I just fucking coming to the, I'm pot committed? It's like, well, surely I can fucking coming to the, I'm pot committed. It's like, well, surely I can't venture to live in a quiet, beautiful place and commute in. There is a certain shame about leaving the city.

Like if you moved to Austin, people would be like, Francis couldn't take it. That's not what I would do. He couldn't take it. I wouldn't move to another city. I would just move outside of New York. Oh, I see. Within striking distance and live in a beautiful place yeah and fucking come in

when I need to why don't you just do that then sell your just get rid of your place in there because well I wouldn't do stop spots as often and driving any boss means I'd get home at two in the morning and I'd be upset about that. It would hurt my comedy career not to be in the mix. These are the dumb voices in my head that say, sure, it's totally fine to pay an amount for a tiny one bedroom apartment in Brooklyn that if I lived 45 minutes out outside of the city, I would be able to get a fucking house. Yeah. A pool.

Yeah. Maybe I'm totally wrong about that. And you wouldn't have to live in Brooklyn. I like living in Brooklyn. Wrong borough. You're in the wrong borough. That's the problem. My apartment in Manhattan would be at least three grand more.

I've already checked the comparable apartments in Manhattan. What about Staten Island? I mean I might as well live Take the ferry in every day, it's the farthest place on earth from where we are nothing wrong with Staten Island I don't get out of the city. I don't have an issue with Staten Island other than how far away it is Yeah, it's a fucking haul so Anyway, what about like that was the rage or you're like all those older comics live Upstate yeah, right Giannis and Yeah, Bobby Kelly they all moved up there. Yeah, so that's kind of what I'm thinking. That's kind of what I want to do

That's not that far. I just think that I had told myself that someday, well, excuse me. I had told myself that I want to have kids in the city because having kids in the city isn't that bad. Little ones. Yeah. And you have them till they're like four or five, at which point they want to have a yard to run around in and you can play catch with your son or whatever.

And then that's when I would move to the I guess the suburbs. But the suburbs also feel like a retreat to me. It feels like I'm just- It'll be a big adjustment. Bending the knee to this inevitable exodus that fucking- You ever seen that episode of always sunny No, oh, yeah, we're back in one of the funniest episodes of the show. Yeah So anyway, that's that that's been bothering me and I just wish that things worked a little better here and that people

didn't fucking toss their trash on the ground or you know because people people work hard to make the city nice. They plant flowers in the tree beds and they create these nice tree line streets and then all and then among the tulips that pop up where you think that's lovely are cartons of cigarettes. Yeah. And Arizona iced tea cans. Mm cans. And I'm like, fuck this place. Fuck these people that just are anarchists. Yeah, I mean, but it's most cities are like that,

I feel like. I guess so, not Tokyo. Oh my God. Not Tokyo. Yeah, Tokyo is not like that because they kill you if you throw a pack of cigarettes and flowers. No, that's Singapore. That's Singapore.

Tokyo doesn't even have trash cans. People bring your trash home. People don't go out expecting to eat a fucking. Yeah true. Apple on their subway ride to work like a goddamn lunatic. Yeah. So anyway. Don't those guys in Japan like sleep on the streets and shit? Yeah, because they get but they're sleeping in suits Yeah, so they can go up and work the next morning They're sleeping in suits and and policemen come by and put pillows under their heads and tuck them in is true No guns either. It's it's uh, that's why I can't go to Japan lack of guns lack of iron Yeah, yeah

Yes, well that's where you get one of those 3d printed ones exactly yeah one round per mag That's what killed the former prime minister. It's crazy Shinzo Abe yeah, would you have been able to come up with that name Shinzu Abe Abe would I have been able to like pull that Yeah, no definitely not. It's a good pull. It's a good pull. It's not bad almost as good as my 16 million Jews What was that that was the total number yeah, yeah 15.7 you said 16. Yeah And you said that feels odd that feels low Yeah, actually you said I said 20 and then you said that feels low and said I think it actually might be closer to 16 Oh, and then I googled it. It was 15. I don't remember that happened forever ago

Oh, I'm just saying, you know, if we're gonna be showing off our polls fine. I Got one more story though and this one this one hopefully will Dude, I'm so I'm the level of sore right now where it's like I don't understand Like going to the gym and I feel like I felt this way the entire time my entire life every time I've gone to the gym. I feel like I feel worse when I go to the gym Can I ask you a quick question? Sure. So right before you said that I said I got one more story And I think this one's gonna make you feel and then you said I'm a level of sore I just had to chime in with like I can't even focus right now because like my pecs feel like they're fucking no problem I understand that I talk a lot so I apologize for that

I think in the absence of ron. I've tried to really I fill the space a little bit. Yeah, so I Don't mind, but I just wonder if you even hear yeah No, you said you're gonna tell another story and I said let me get this in yeah, let me squeeze this in great You're sore. I'm incredibly sore. Tell me about it. Just super sore. I can't even bend my right arm. This is as far as it goes. What are you doing in the gym to make you so sore? Nothing. Literally like I'm talking like 35 minute workouts. But what kind of exercises? Lifting. Today I did cardio. What specifically are you doing yesterday? I did Lat pulldowns. I

did the those Mm-hmm, and then I did rows and I did curls and I did like 10 minutes on the treadmill nice I'm happy with that for you. Oh, yeah yeah, no I'm not trying to do anything crazy. No, but I'm saying your soreness will abate. Yeah. Because, and I think this is how it works. I don't know anything.

I'm stupid. This is my guess. My thought is that when you work out like that, pull your muscles like apart, right? Yeah, you're breaking them down and then it's the rebuild building of them that causes them to grow. Yeah and Your muscles will start to recover and faster mesh back together or whatever more quickly Yes, you continue to work out. Yeah That's just a thought that I've gathered from I don't know and I have I could be dead wrong no that's definitely right and if I'm wrong I apologize for thinking out loud that's pretty much just yeah that's how muscles

grow fucking pissed off man all good everyone telling me that I think I know in the jungle today huh you get in the jungle today the gym take it out yeah I got in the gym all right The gym? Take it out? Yeah. I got in the gym. Alright. Hit it hard. You hit it hard enough?

Yeah, I hit it hard. Seems like a yellow left in the tank. But another thing happened. Might have to be a two-sash day. Something happened in there that made me angry. I was in the Olympic lifting area. I was in a squat rack doing a nice thing that I like to do. Squatting.

No. I can't really squat anymore my back is... Tell me you weren't curling with the with the squat in the squat rack. No I was doing overhead presses and then I do upward rows I guess and then I do curls and then I do put it overhead and I do single leg squats and that's one cycle and I do four of those but I only put one cycle, and I do four of those. But I only put 10s on each side of the 45 pound bar. Ah.

Because I couldn't do it with much heavier. It's grueling, it's hard. Are you just doing straight military press? Strict press, five, bring it down, clean it back up, five. So I do 25, five sets of five in one. And then I move to 12 curls. I do 12 of the pulls. And then I do 12 on each each leg, single leg overhead lunges basically, I guess dips of some kind. Interesting. Anyway, I'm doing this and I'm almost done

and a woman comes up to me and says, we've got a class starting. Mm, been there, been there. I'm in the gym at like 12 20. PM? Yeah. Yeah. What class is scheduled for noon? I don't know. 12 30, because I go at five, five 30 and there's like two classes in there. What class is scheduled for noon?

I don't know. 1230, because I go at five, 530, and there's like two classes in there, and I'm like, okay, I get it. Yeah. It sucks. But like, no, but I've also been getting weird shit. Like, I feel like...

A class at 1230? The 1230 should be like, don't have a class at that time. Both days, I've been to the gym, the last two days have been, they've been cleaning the locker room Like while I'm in the locker room. I don't mind staff dudes just mopping. I'm like trying to change. They're cool They've seen it all I don't fuck with that, but I realize they do it then cuz that's the quiet hours of the day

What's the part of your body you're self-conscious about in front of those men? Oh every part, but they're not judging you They've seen all shapes and sizes. No, every part. But they're not judging you. They've seen all shapes and sizes. No, they're all, because every dude that works there is fucking jacked. Even the guys holding the mops? Oh, yeah, the janitors. Jacked janies.

Where fucking XL polos bursting through them. Yeah. Fair enough. Cool. That's cool. That is cool. I like a jacked janitor. I'm switching gyms anyway., what are you gonna upgrade to?

Yeah, you don't even got to worry about it. He's private little private course. You're gonna be a Knox guy I might I might upgrade to the Knox Knox life get that get that equal. Do you ever remember those old energy drinks called NOS? Yes. Yeah Trying to make a joke about that the other day when we were filming and I don Yes, I do. Yeah. I was trying to make a joke about that the other day when we were filming and I don't think I knew, no one knew what I was talking about. But one of the dudes that we filmed with,

this guy, this kid James, you might've met him, he works here. But he was like, I'm gonna go to the store and grab anything, do you guys want anything? And I was like, yeah, pick me up a NOS. Trying to get a NOS right now. No one knew what I was talking about I thought those were

hilarious growing up I had a buddy I have a buddy who only drinks bang really he's a guy three of them a day no like dude you three bangs you're not gonna live that long his heart's gonna explode yeah that's like what is it cuz I'll be like 600 milligrams of caffeine a day I'll be with him we're very close friends and we'll be like, That's like 600 milligrams of caffeine a day. I'll be with him. We're very close friends and we'll be on trips together, bachelor parties and things like that. And someone's like, you want any coffee? He'll be like, I don't drink coffee.

He's a bang guy. And then you're like, oh, people will be like, oh, you don't drink coffee? Wow, that's amazing. He's like, they assume it's a healthy choice not to drink coffee. Yeah, yeah. He's like, what?

You're like, oh, did you drink green tea? How'd you, how'd you kick that? No, I turned to drink coffee. Yeah. Yeah. It's like what you're like, Oh, did you drink green tea? How'd you, how'd you kick that? No, I turned to bang energy. In fact, I stopped at a seven 11 stocked up. Yeah. The entire middle drawer of the fridge is filled with my supplies for the next three days. I mean, when we were talking about the nausea,

we were talking about, I used to drink those rain energy drinks Constantly and those are I think they're made by the same people that make bang. Yeah, but um No, those are not a good way to start your day. No it is dude It's like I remember I remember when I first started working here Nick got one of the reins Because I put I put him on to, and he had to leave work early, because of how much the caffeine was fucking him up. Well, dude, the guys on the team used to take

pre-workout powders and stuff like that. Oh yeah, I took pre-workout yesterday. There was one that was like, I remember it was black and red. Oh, C4? Yes, it might have been that. I I think that's might have been what it was Yeah, it was the best and they would just be under the squat rack and be like fucking smack me The original C4 blend was like

Dude, you would take it and you'd go to the gym and you'd be like, I would be at the local gym in Massachusetts with moms and I would be curling and I'd be like, grinding my teeth, like fucking fired up. Oh, I love it. When I first moved to New York and I lived in East Village, did you ever get into pre-workout or no? No, I knew that there was a lot of caffeine in it and I've always been very careful about caffeine.

They got that whatever the one is. Is it alanine or whatever the one that makes your skin itch? Is it taurine? It might be. I forget what it is. I just remember that when I first moved to New York and I lived in East Village with the two dudes from online, we used to just take that straight on top of the pre workout.

Wow. We were a big gym house. Yeah, we were. It was awesome. That's great. The other dude that lived there, like I would like Uber eat something and he'd be like, dude, what it's Tuesday. What the fuck are you doing?

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Wow, I Didn't know where he was going. I Thought he might be going to one of the sort of classes like the the they do yoga or You know Pilates I think and they're in darker rooms. So I thought maybe he was going into one of those He didn't go into one of those And it made me mad This is not a gym where you can do you pop top?

No, we're barefoot. What are you fucking animal? Yeah barefoot's crazy. It was as bad as if he'd walked onto an airplane that way or into a grocery store What are the gyms? I'm tired of fucking people bringing their dogs into the grocery store It's very clearly stated you cannot bring your dog into the grocery store Unless it's a service animal and now people don't even they don't even bother to fucking pull the wool over our eyes by having the service animal harness. Oh yeah. They're just coming in with their fucking rats.

Yeah. And those dogs are shedding all over my kiwis. Yeah, yeah. And I gotta wash them extra hard. I know. This is what I'm talking about man. This is why I gotta move to Japan. No dogs in Japan, they eat them all. They... Talking about man. This is why I gotta move to Japan. No dogs in Japan. They eat them all

I thought we were gonna be in trouble for that whole Holocaust conversation But nope, we're coming at everybody today classic. All right. Can I tell you what happened last night? Yeah Classic all right can I tell you what happened last night? Yeah? Because this was good all right I went to the bodega to buy ice cream because I smoked a joint that had diamonds in it I don't even know what that means It had diamonds. I don't know what that what it said It was covered in that like green powder on the outside of it. This was one I was saving for a special occasion.

And I had had it for so long that I was like, I don't think there are gonna be any special occasions. So I need to smoke it. So it's aged. Well now it's just dry and brittle and it's gonna hurt my throat. And at some point you have to realize that life isn't about waiting for special occasions.

It's about creating special occasions by having the things that you're saving. Right, the joint itself is the special occasion. Exactly. I was going to meet a buddy of mine on a park bench to watch the ferry boats go by on the water and we were gonna smoke a joint together. And I thought to myself,

I'm gonna bring this special occasion a joint I never see this guy that's the special occasion mm-hmm I think it was like a $50 joint damn I had diamonds in it yeah yeah you know I don't really know what you get out of the diamonds though do you guys know what the diamonds are Owen are you familiar with that is it some kind of like uh you know Is it some kind of like, you know, fucking Kush? I don't know what it would be. I don't know. Crystals? Wax, crystals, those kinds of things. There's something specials in there. Yeah. I don't think it's real diamonds. No I don't think it is either. I don't think it's like what Pat Meff carries

around with him when he needs to go buy an AK and try to get to town. I don't think the dude at the smoke shop. The dude at the smoke shop. A guide to cannabis diamonds. and try it at town. Yeah, the dude at the smoke shop. I've got it to cannabis diamonds. Oh, they are diamonds. Cannabis concentrate, but you can smoke your face. Was this on your joints? Well, I couldn't see it. I mean, it was all in there, but it came in a glass tube.

And on the tube, it said- So you were smoking some wax. Baby, I mean, I was- May as well pick up a rig. It was pretty- Wait, what was that? It's crack. It's pretty wait. What was that? It's crack shit You guys ever smoked that weed with the diamonds in it

God high as fuck you smoke it out of the little glass All right, well here's here's what happened I happened. I went into the bodega, I haven't done this in so long. I used to do this all the time in New York. And I said, I'm gonna treat myself and buy a bunch of ice cream. And I'm gonna spend real time doing it. I was leaning down into the freezer case

with my arms on it to look as closely as I could at the different flavors. I bought three different types of Ben and Jerry's. I bought a gelato that was a mango orange gelato that didn't have dairy in it. And then I bought a dairy-free ice cream, which I'm going to try, but I didn't try last night. I've had the Ben and Jerry's dairy-free. Is it good?

Yeah, not bad. Kind of tastes, um... It's like the textures there, you know? Like it feels like you're eating ice cream, but it's like... But it's something's wrong. It doesn't taste like ice cream. Something's off. It tastes like you're eating just like spoonfuls of like icing. Oh, really? Like it's...

It's kind of watered down, right? It's like there's...'s like they've used another Substitute for heavy cream which is what makes ice cream. Yeah, yes, yeah So but some sort of like I don't even know how to describe I will say there is a there is an ice cream. That's non-dairy that is that tastes like real ice cream And it's the van lewin. I've had that the van lewin vegan. They have a pistachio. That's like unbelievable die for, to literally die for. Yeah, okay but quickly, so I have five pints of ice cream

in my hands, I've put them in my hoodie pocket. Yeah. And I'm walking up to the cash register when a guy that I've seen many times out in front of that place who was a panhandler and he's got a walking kind of cart type thing you know he uses that yeah the walker mm-hmm he comes in and he's upset he's pissed and all of a sudden there are two NYPD officers in there mm-hmm and the guy I don't know I don't know if I could call him

homeless. I mean, he, he's put together, he's a, he's a professional panhandler, but he's not annoying. He's probably got a pad. Yeah. He's not annoying though. You know what I mean? He's like kind of gentle about it. Yeah. To the point where like you w you would give him money because he's just every day he's in the same place he's got the same pitch he's not like please help me get money to get home to Albuquerque yeah yeah yeah you've been here for four years you're never getting back to Albuquerque in fact

i don't think you've ever been there i don't think you've ever been to Albuquerque yeah anyway I don't think you've ever been to Albuquerque. Anyway, he goes, he starts telling the cops that he was attacked by a man with a pipe. And then he's pointing to the guy that behind the bodega counter and saying, he saw it, he saw it. So then the cops start asking that guy questions and that guy corroborates his

story. Yeah. So then they start asking, do you have security footage? And he points to the TV on right in front of us all, which I'm not kidding you had 50 fucking lenses, of course, 50 points of cameras, but not a single one was outside in front of the store. Damn. And I'm looking through all of them and I'm being like there's just no way we don't have a single view of the street in front of in front. Yeah. But he's like yeah we don't have it in front of the store. So I'm like oh shit I guess. And they're taking down the information. These NYPD cops, there's a commotion, right? There's this symbiotic telling of the story

where the bodega owner is corroborating the panhandler guy's story, so he really was threatened and attacked by a guy with a pipe. Yeah. And I go outside, I get rung up, and then I go outside, I'm walking home, and all of a sudden at the intersection,

at the end of that block are three NYPD cars. One of which was, I think the Ford Escape one? You know the small SUV. Oh, I see, okay. And I'm not kidding you, dude, there were eight NYPD officers sort of stuffing the doors, the back doors, and like I see them going like yeah yeah and it was like they were trying to like wrestle an animal into it.

But half of them were women, women cops, and so there's a guy and all I can see is one of his legs, a cop, one of his legs is up in the air so he's a guy and all I can see is one of his legs one of his legs is up in the air so he's like mostly the for the the cop car and there's there's crazy stuffs happening there so I realized they got the guy yeah he's resisting the rest but he's in the car and they're trying to like strap him in yeah or whatever but they're there from both sides there's a lot of cops that are wrestling this guy down. So I'm standing there holding two of my pints I've got three in my kangaroo

pouch and I'm like oh my god justice in real time. I love this. This is what happens when you don't obey the rules. Yeah. You can't just go around attacking people with pipes, even if they're homeless. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to do it, that's probably the best one to go after, but don't do it. You can't do that. Right. So then they, they closed the door and one guy comes out, the guy with the leg and he was this big, handsome guy. I mean, he, he was one of those guys where like the cop sleeves. Oh yeah. But like was this big handsome guy. He was one of those guys who had the cop sleeves, a butt like he's jacked.

He's got that snake tribal tattoo coming down his arms. He's one of the guys, like the janitors at your gym. Yeah, oh, 100%. And he's handsome, and he looked around, and he winked at one of the women, and he was like, whoo, he did one of those. I notice the doors are now closed. I did one of those. I notice the doors are now closed.

Under the car is the sneaker of the perp. Oh really? They fought him so hard one of his shoes came off. And I've got my pints and I'm walking by and I go, hey you guys, you got a shoe down there. And they went, what? I go, yeah, yeah, you got a shoe down there. And they went, what? I go, yeah, yeah, you got a shoe. One of the shoes, the guy's shoes is down there

under the car. And they looked under, they go, they grabbed it and they go, thanks. And then they opened the door and threw it. They just threw it in there. They just chucked it in at the guy, closed the door. And I walked home and I was like like I was part of that. Yeah. Do you know what I mean. Yeah definitely. I helped. Yeah. Because if if I hadn't done

that they're going to drive off without that guy's shoe which somehow is going to be one of those things that that guy's going to point to in his police brutality thing where he shows up for the hearing with his fucking neck brace on Yeah, the cops are dead. They beat the shit out of me In fact, they took one of my shoes off and threw it in the trash the shoes So anyway, that was pretty exciting. Yes, plus I was stoned out of my mind. Yeah the diamonds Yeah, the diamonds and I had I was watching all this happen thinking if I any longer, this ice cream's gonna get too soft. But I got home. I love when the ice cream gets too soft.

Not too soft though. Yeah, like when it gets too soft. Did you take, how many pints did you take down? I ate half of one. I did a good job, but you know how I did that though? When I got home, I put all the pints in the freezer and I cooked a big healthy dinner. I wouldn't allow myself to have ice cream until I'd had my chicken, asparagus, and my sweet potato. Very nice. Sounds productive. Then I watched basketball. Oh yeah? And I ate ice cream.

It was a perfect night. So much happened. Yeah. I couldn't couldn't tell you the story. I haven't really tuned into too much basketball yet I've been loosely keeping up, but I'm gonna start watching the Celtics after this year, or they just won it last night, right? Yeah They beat the Magic, but I'll tell you what man the Magic are coming in the East That Pablo Banquero man. He's a problem. Yeah, 10 fucking beast. He's huge. He's just so strong Yeah, he's so strong hard to keep up with that, but you didn't watch it. So you wouldn't even know who he is I know he is tall ass dude

Right, where do you know that he was 610 where do you go to college Yukon Duke went to Duke? Yeah Yeah, NBA playoffs are looking good Nick sir Have their hands a little full now with the Detroit Pistons Oh, yeah Pistons are putting up a fight as a Celtics fan. I think that I want That series to go seven games just to tire them out a little bit. Although in the early rounds of the playoffs that might actually just gel your team a little more. That said Brunson and Josh Hart both got a little banged up last night.

Yeah. So I think that I'm rooting for injuries. I want a good series. We'll get them either way. I want Celtics Knicks. I think that's a good. Celtic Knicks. Celtic Knicks would be fun for the city.

Yeah, Celtics-Nicks. Gotta get out to a game. That hasn't been a rivalry. I mean, I don't know, for whatever reason, two Eastern Conference teams, there's never really been that much of a rivalry between the Celtics and the Knicks. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, that is weird. Isn't that crazy? That is weird. 2010. 2010s? Mello and them beat KG and Pierce in the playoffs? Fuck, I forgot about that. I can't even imagine what year that would have been. That's crazy. Cause are you sure about that? I remember the Knicks playing the Miami Heat LeBron's Miami Heat team

and they won one game in that series and I went to it and Baron Davis's knee exploded. I Mean it was one of the worst injuries I've ever seen live The knee explosion is never a good one to see live. Yeah it was just the whole garden went quiet. 2013. The 2013 Knicks beat the Celtics. Wow. Interesting. Well they ain't beating the uh they ain't gonna beat the 2025 Celtics that's for sure. We'll see. Yeah no I feel like I like the I like where the Celtics that's for sure. We'll see. Yeah. No I feel like I like the I like where the Celtics are at right now. I love where the Celtics are at. Jade fucking Tatum

is putting up 37 points in game four. Correct. Yeah you had more than 35 points in the last three games. Crazy because you know he started off a little slow. Yeah. 18 points, I think, game one. Yeah, it's okay. You know. Well, it's a playoff to hit him. Drew Holliday is gonna be back for the second round. Huge, huge. I love him.

He just makes so many disruptive plays. Yeah, he's sick. Yeah. All right, well, hold on. We got more to talk about. I'm excited. Well, we could talk about, all right. Well, hold on. I got we got more to talk about. I'm excited. Well, we could talk about you know We could talk about uh The NFL draft, of course. Yeah, sure

Talk about Chador a little bit. Sure. What do you think about the whole Chador situation? You're gonna have to lead this conversation because I'm a little out in the woods on it all I Don't understand did people what was there a prank call? There was yeah, what the fuck the journalist no so there was a prank call I think round two or maybe it might have been round three honestly might have been the third day there was a prank call should or had like the day one he had like he didn't go to the he didn't go to the draft so he had like the day one he had like, he didn't go to the draft. So he had like the whole room set up. Like with like a couch and like cameras and shit.

And then the second day they were like outside and he got a call. And they showed it from like his perspective first. And it was like, it was just someone on the other end being like, I'm the Saints general manager and they said the name and they were like, we're gonna make you a saint coming up here and Chadore's like man. I've been waiting a long time Thank you, and then the kid just the kid just goes like you're gonna have to wait a little longer and then hangs up Oh my god And and then it turned out that the kid that did it because then the video came out of the kid

They're POV of these like Ole Miss kids and it turned out that the kid was the son of the defensive coordinator of the Falcons. Oh wow. And the Falcons got a $250,000 fine and the dad got a $100,000 fine for leaking confidential information. I think the dad said that the kid must have found it on his laptop. Oh my god. Yeah. Holy shit. The kid's like 20. So it's like, imagine doing something like that.

Like I could see like maybe if the kid was like 16. I could see you doing that. In a million years I would never do that. Not in a heartless way. It's just like as a prank. I mean I get like a good prank but like when it's fucking with your dad's life. But that's the thing, he wasn't considering that. Yeah, yeah. You know. I mean, I get like a good prank, but like when it's fucking with your dad's life. But that's the thing, he wasn't considering that. Yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? But I feel like I would definitely consider that. I would be like, there's probably gonna be some massive consequences here for my father. You're really not, yeah, you're really not that much of a prankster, are you? No, but I mean like, dude, that's crazy to do. Like you have to, it's the biggest headline

in sports right now. Yeah. All, like, in American sports at least. Boy, that's pretty- Shidora Sanders taking in the fifth round. Well, that, I guess. Yeah, but it's just like, while that's happening, people are like, he might not even get picked, and then the prank call surfaces, and then you're like, okay, now we are the biggest,

like they must have been sitting in the door and being like, this is way bigger than we thought it was gonna be Because they thought he was gonna get picked sooner. No, I'm just sure they thought it was gonna be like a harmless What the fuck is that? It's a dog going berserk Sorry everyone fucking a Know right But yeah pretty crazy that I think it just came out today that the defines

Cuz they said initially in the Falcons put out a statement saying that they weren't gonna fire him. Oh My god, yeah But his fault the dad, right? Now it's not but he's still getting a $100,000 fine from the NFL for leaking confidential information, but it's like- Yeah, that's the type of thing where he's gonna have to send his kid to be like a telemarketer for knives

to pay him back. I had a buddy who got in trouble flipping a golf cart, and his dad made him earn the money back by selling knives for like three summers and pay him back for the damage to the golf cart. When I was in high school, I crashed our family's car and I had to pay my parents a bunch of money, but I didn't have nearly the money to cover it.

So I just gave them like $1,000, it was all I had. Yeah, earning $1,000 in high school. It's like three years of work It's literally like it's the idea of seeing a thousand dollars is impossible. I know I know It's so funny oh $20,000 is impossible. I know I know Funny oh Well, yeah crazy story so but he did get drafted eventually he got drafted I think was it 155 overall something like that 175 maybe is there a possibility that this will Be considered one of the big oversights of

NFL history that he is good and will become the only way that happens if his is if he's phenomenal Well, obviously, but is there is it unlikely that he will be phenomenal? I Don't think it's unlikely like I think he'll probably develop into a pretty good quarterback I could see it but like I Doubt he'll start for the Browns this year no I don't I wouldn't expect that but I also don't think that like that Dylan Gabriel is gonna start either the guy from Oregon mm-hmm that's who they took they took they took him in the fourth round what about who did the

Browns oh so they took him over Chador and then I took Chador the next round to two quarterbacks. Yeah, they might have even taken another Wow What about dart Jackson dart. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he's gonna be great. Come on really. Yeah, no, no The college the quarterback class this year was pretty bad. Well, the Miami guy was good cam ward He's pretty good, but he's still I don't think he's even close to as good as like Caleb Williams or Jayden Daniels or Kate Drake May were hmm

How do you feel about the Patriots draft? People are saying they had the best draft in the NFL what really yeah, didn't they take a bunch of like offensive linemen It's now we took a left tackle first. Will Campbell LSU Okay, which was a line so so like hill, but he's going to be sick. And we needed that. Didn't they take a bunch of offensive linemen and you said no, they took a left tackle. They got like a good running, they got a really good running back.

Their number one pick was a offensive lineman. Offensive lineman. Yeah. So why would you? Because they didn't take a bunch of offensive linemen. I think you're playing some we got a lot of offensive line We got like guys in free agency and trades and shit. Okay, but we got a sick Running back and a sick wide receiver. So I think I think I didn't I didn't go too in-depth with the Patriots draft, but like

From what I've done. What are the research I've done myself and what I've talked about with my friends, it sounds like I'm thinking, I said seven wins earlier in the season, I'm thinking closer to eight or nine. Wow. Think they make the playoffs? I think we come close.

Yeah. The problem is the Bills. Yep. But luckily the Jets and the Dolphins suck, so. Sure. Dolphins could be decent this year. I saw some clip on Instagram that was talking about how Tyreek Hill was holding his baby

over the balcony of a high rise. Yeah, he got arrested for domestic violence again the other day. But then I looked at the clip, it didn't really seem as though he was holding the baby over the balcony. He was just close to the balcony holding a baby. I don't know, I honestly, I remember seeing the tweet

that there was like police officers going to his house and then I didn't see anything about it after. Bummer. Pumped, pumped for fantasy football. Good news is that Tyree kills so fast that if he did drop that baby. He would run down. He'd run down the fire escape and catch escape. Yeah, like a cartoon. Yeah

All right Well, okay, let's wrap it up. Sure. Oh solid. I believe Rome will be back next week. Well, that's what we're hoping That's the plan. So See you guys all next week. I'm gonna be in Philly next week tickets at Harry said website calm cool I've got Kansas City this weekend Friday and Saturday, and then I've got Dallas in mid-may and I've got Chicago in the early June first weekend of June so tickets for that are punchup live slash Francis Ellis. Thanks guys. We'll see you soon. Still, still underground. So I looked older, till you came around.

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Fetish drew your eye Did you realize? No one can take me alive I was only falling one way See it just a distant light, being fast forever bright, call it just a memory, take my hand and you can see I'm home Oh Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Vanished to your earth Did you realize No one could take me alive.