Son of a Boy Dad - Omnivore | Son of a Boy Dad #318

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today. It is 1230 p.m. It is July 15. Halfway through the month of July. Halfway through do the summer a month and a half till ball though That's so fucking six weeks till ball I'm counting the fucking days fit actually 51 days until the Eagles first game. Yeah, they start Eagles Cowboys Is that a Monday or Thursday? Last year was Thor's Day. So it's gotta be a Thor's Day Last year was Thor's Day, so it's gotta be a Monday. I think it's Thor's Day. I stole some valor this morning.

I had to pick up prescriptions for Francis and I didn't know if they would let me do it. And so I was like, I'm picking up prescriptions for my boyfriend. And I pretended to be gay. You and Kevin James. Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. Yes I then you stole some valor And now I get why gay people need rights because the black lady behind the counter was like disgusted at me

She was like another one of you guys Another one of you filthy gays in Brooklyn Yeah, especially when you pay especially when you handed it when he handed you the fucking When she handed you the CVS duffel bag. Yeah of like boner pills Yeah, she was probably like what the fuck is in this boner pills and prescription condoms? Sixth gay today Gay fatigue is real. I need to move back to Mississippi Okay Bye Fatigue is real. I need to move back to Mississippi. OK, bye.

She was so fatigued. She didn't have a limp until I said I had a boyfriend. Then she started limping over. She had psychosomatic pain about me being gay. Golly. It'd be fun to experience that so that I could be mad on behalf of people, but not actually take it personally. Yeah, it's fun. It was fun. And it's like,

you can't experience anybody else's plate except for pretending to be gay. For example, I couldn't walk in and be like, yeah, I'm picking up my Chinese prescription. Yeah, exactly. Do you think that if I were to absolutely trash my apartment, I would better understand what it's like to be sass? Yeah, probably. I think that it's actually necessary for empathy that you trash your apartment. You think we'd get along better if I sort of just instead of like working out and, you know, keeping my life together, I just started playing video games and complaining about screen latency. Yeah no I think we need to go to PetSmart and get a terrarium of roaches and then just release the hounds in your apartment. I don't have any roaches. I'm just kidding brother. I got

roach spray and rodent spray. Just a little bit better to huff with. Makes the weed a little stronger. I did a little gassing this weekend actually. You, two spritzes of those and a little dash of Campari and you've got yourself one killer in a groany. He's on his way out with a fucking roach spray like shhh shhh shhh. They got the every 30 days it says to you you're supposed to do this spray and I have a roach one and a rodent one and the rodent one it's for mice and it and mice don't like the smell of mint so it's minty oh nice that's what you would think right you're like ah I like the smell of mint right yeah it feels like you're inside someone's mouth and they

just use a string mouthwash you can't. You're like a bad breath commercial. Yeah, dude, I had to open every window in my apartment. I didn't think you could open the windows in your apartment. He broke them. I found, there's a new window. Yeah, I unlocked a new window. I had to get the hammer out.

I realized that those windows open is it's just someone painted over them. Yeah, right. So I just chiseled away. I'm thrilled to hear that. It's like unlocking that back pocket on new pants. Yeah, exactly. You have to rip it open. Yeah.

It felt like that. There's an episode of Always Sunny where it's actually last season, the first episode where they find out that Charlie's had a bedroom. Oh, a spare bedroom the whole time. He's like, what's behind this door that's boarded up and they opened it up and it's just a massive bedroom. What does he call it? Why does he justify not ever using it? He said that, well, I think his reasoning in the show is that like they walk into it and Frank's like, why have we not been using this? And then someone knocks on the door and he's like, now I got to walk all the way back. Too much. Yeah.

They have a bathroom too. And they've been shitting in cans. So it's a man's great. Unlocked makes it seem like you like live there long enough. Like it was a city in GTA or something like that. Yeah, you leveled up. You played enough. Well.

You can use a window now. I have one other bone to pick, which is that people pointed out that the shirt that you wore on the pod, that you said you've worn 30 times on the pod in our most recent episode. The last time you, you have worn it once before. The last time you have worn it once before, and the last time you wore it was April 30th of 2024.

So a year ago. A year and some change. A year and a few months. Yeah, it's like a year ago. Yeah, it's like a year and a third. You said you had just worn it, and you've worn it 30 times. I wear it all the time. You wear it all the time.

So a year and three months ago is, what you said on the pod. It's kind of my stand up shirt. You said, I've seen the shirt. I know the shirt. Francis, you know this shirt. You've seen it a hundred times. You have. The last time I saw it was April 30th in 2024.

I promise you it wasn't. That was. I promise you it wasn't. How could I be expected to remember a shirt that you wore? By the way, must be nice to have such an amazingly deep wardrobe as to wear a shirt a year and three months apart and be like, I wear this thing all the time. I bring it out on special occasions. But we also do scrutinize every piece of clothing you ever wear. This is new.

No, it's not. That's a new windbreaker. Never seen that before. You can tell because it's wrinkled. It's not new. I mean, you just pulled it out of the pouch that it came in. I pulled it out of the closet. It comes out of one of those rain pouches. To be fully honest, I was looking in my closet for shorts and I found this and I was like, Oh, I totally forgot I had this jacket. Yeah. You found it in the closet of filenes.

Where'd you buy that? Where'd you get that thing? I genuinely don't know. I think probably online. I would. That makes sense. And does it come in one of those pouches? It's a stuffable one?

No, no. I think this is old. I think this is vintage. No, that's a stuffable one. That's why it's wrinkled, because it was crunched together. It was crunched together in the bottom of my closet. You can pack it in a really small space. Yeah, it was just stuffed in the corner.

That's why I didn't know it was there. I love it. That's a great piece. Those would work great to have, like a little pencil case full of shirt. Well, you can use it as a pillow case, or as a pillow, as well, when you're camping. That was sort of the part of it.

You're thinking of a down jacket, I think. I know exactly what I'm thinking of and it's that No, because that's this is not that I know what that is. You don't clearly I have a very good idea of what you're thinking of a down which a down makes it makes a hell of A pillow speaking of are you guys familiar with the system of a down? Yes disorder. Is that this is that them? System of a Down? Yes. Disorder? Is that them? I don't know any of their songs.

However, I was talking to someone about how much I like Slipknot now. And they said, if you like Slipknot, you got to check out System of a Down. Now, I had System of a Down confused with some like sad, melodramatic band from the early 2000s that I thought sang kind of angsty rock, wrong. Apparently System of a Down, people consider to be the best metal band ahead of Slipknot, you know?

Really? Yeah, like way better. And then- Oh, they're the ones who are like Song I saw a clip recently of Them in Brazil opening their show and there's just fires every of course 80,000 people. Yeah pyro and they like, we got fires all around, round, round, round, round. That's fucking awesome. And there's, I mean, they pan out and it looks like a city is on fire. Like, there's riots happening and it's just one gigantic, 80,000 people with humongous infernos burning.

I'm like, man, oh man. That sounds awesome. We got to get to Brazil. We got to go to that. That sounds real. We got fires all around round round. I think he's just making it up. I don't think that's one of their songs. Just improving. It was cool man. That's awesome. People say System of Down's unbelievable. I would check them out but first I gotta I guess see Slipknot. Toxicity was their best album. Their biggest album. Is that what you're listening to on your on your commute? I'm not actually listening to it. I can't stand the music. Oh. It's more the words. I'm there for the culture. Yeah. I like the idea of it.

You know, you would wreck shop in one of those mosh pits where everybody's just like, Yeah, you're like James Franco in the end of Freaks and Geeks. Remember when he goes metal? I never made it to the end I heard about allegations about Guys have ever seen that show I started that I watched like the first four episodes But then I heard about Franco's allegations and I said I cannot support his art That's right. It came out probably 30 years before his allegations did I was in the middle of it when I heard about the allegations He was young right very same. Shame age is his victim right?

That's fucked up dude and not funny. No it's fucked up what he did. I'm the one that's fucked up for commenting on the hiatus acts of James Franco. At the end of Freaks and Geeks I don't know if it's the last episode or maybe it's this or no because I think the last episode he plays Dungeons and Dragons with the geeks. It's actually an awesome ending. But he goes to like a metal concert and he gets his like head cut open or some shit, but he's got like spiky hair and stuff. It's hilarious. That is sick. You could do that. Especially, you live in Brooklyn. They got concerts like that like

every other block. I don't live in Brooklyn anymore, man. I live upstate. Oh, I'm sure upstate's got some good, like you could go out to Poughkeepsie. No, I heard Beacon's like the Brooklyn of upstate. Beacon's like a hotspot for metal right now. City doesn't do it for me anymore. Yeah, you gotta be out in the woods. I'll tell you what, I now treat New York City

like I'm a farmer that lives 130 miles away from the nearest city. And bring in the gun in. Once a year I have to go in for like a medical checkup. Because I swear to God, the last two times that I've come into the city, I've scheduled doctor's appointments. And the last week I went

to the infectious disease expert about the tick bite. And then yesterday I went to the dermatologist and then next week when I'm in for 24 hours, I'm going to go see a doctor about my hearing because I'm losing my hearing from all of the system of it down. I've been cranky. But- Are you actually losing your hearing? I really am. It's bad. It's embarrassing. No, don't fuck with me. It's embarrassing. What do you think they're going to do? Give you a hearing aid? I want a hearing test and I want to see... Bro, hearing aids? An old school hearing aid where it's like a trumpet out of your ear? Hearing aids have come a long way. You don't even notice them anymore. Francis, if you had a hearing aid, I would never stop making fun of you for it. You wouldn't even

know though. I would. A cochlear implant? I would because you would have that thing on your ear. But it's so thin now. It doesn't matter. It is as thin as what you would hope your wires to be for your internet hookup. You want thicker wires, faster speeds? You can, on hearing aids, you can get them attached to Bluetooth now. Like my mother-in-law's hearing aid always like accidentally like winks up to Bluetooth. Yeah, but I don't know anyone that's 36 with a hearing aid. Dude, there are a lot of us.

And they also have this new technology called bone conductor, where it just plays it through, it almost reverberates, I think, the sound through the bone. That's how the metaglases work. Through sound waves, and not, which is an amazing coincidence,

because bone conductor is also my favorite song from System of a Now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I am thinking hard about it, and my hearing has gone to shit, so I gotta go check that out. What made you, how could you tell that it was going to shit? Like what were the circumstances?

I have to get people to repeat themselves constantly. It's because you're not listening to them? Especially? No, it's not true. If I were not listening, then I wouldn't say, can you say that again? Yeah, you would. No, I wouldn't because I wouldn't care. I'm on, you know, a date, you know, it't care. I'm on a date. It's always when I'm in a loud restaurant.

When I'm in a loud restaurant, if there's ambient noise of any kind, if I'm fishing with a bow or Peters or Nate, not Nate really as much anymore, but when I'm fishing and we're in a class three rapid sort of stream and we're hitting a nice hole, it's like that scene from... River runs through it?

No. The River Wild? A quiet place where John Krasinski takes his son to the babbling brook and says, we can yell here, we can talk, because they can't hear us because of the stream. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because of the stream. I can't hear anything when there's any kind

of ambient noise and it's really embarrassing. How did this happen? I think just, I don't Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the stream. I can't hear anything when there's any kind of ambient noise. And it's really happening. I think just, I don't know, man, years of living in New York and refusing to plug my ears when fire trucks drove by because people would think I was gay. Yeah, you should have been plugging your ears. I want to. Those sirens will get you. I heard, I saw a dog that a fire truck went by this morning, and it started howling, and I got a good chuckle out of it. Howled along. Clearly thinks it's a dog-lation. Yeah. Howl!

All of us did. All the dog owners on the street got a good chuckle. It was so nice. But that breaks my heart that your poor ears are going. I wonder why. I'm at a point now where I have to, when I go to a restaurant with one person, I insist that we sit at the bar.

Because then I'm sitting like this in our conversation. I can look forward and they're speaking directly into my ear as opposed to across the table. Yeah, but you can't read their lips. Well, I haven't learned that yet. You're gonna have to. You're gonna have to, yeah. I only have my white belt in the deaf community.

You're gonna have to blitz your, you're gonna have to go to a lot of deaf jujitsu classes. Yeah, you're talking purple with a brown stripe right now. I grew up with a kid that was deaf and he said that, he said that when he was in class, he would turn off his hearing aids. And do what? Like when we were like, when it was,

like he said, when he was bored, he would just turn them off and just check out. That's kind of a cool, I know, a little life hack. Getting yelled at by someone. Your wife's yelling at you and you're just like, yeah, that's great. Your wife's yelling at you. And you're just like, yeah, that was great. That sounds so nice.

Sorry, I'm on low battery. I got to save it. You're on cup. I really hope that they figure that out. Could it be anything else? Or is there any way that you can rehab it? Or can you even care into something? I don't know a whole lot about why I can't hear that well

anymore, but that's what I'm gonna go see. And my point in this is that I'm treating New York City as just like the medical treatment center of my life. It's like the Mayo Clinic for you. I come in, I'm gonna get a haircut today, I'm gonna get the right groceries that I can't get upstate at my farm stands, right? What groceries can you not get upstate? Well, spices are harder to come by.

They don't sell spices. Ethnic spices are harder to come by. You gotta go to the place at Grand Central. They have like this mixed spice store. They do. There's definitely a closer spice store than New York City. Albany perhaps. I'm not Albany's way out of the way for me. He's got to go to New Paltz if he wants good spices. Nice nice pole. That's that's across the river

though. New Paltz great movie theater. Really? Do they? Or it's like it's like a blast from the past movie theater. It feels like it's 1993 in there. They still sell like movie posters. Oh cool. We were we were planning our, we're still planning this fishing trip that's been on and off nonstop. I know. I'm beginning to wonder if it's ever going to happen. You're going to like this, Francis. We were, um, I just want us to go. Well, we were planning it out. We're, we're still trying to go to Wyoming, but then everything is expensive. I think that is where we're actually going, but this is talking about next week, by the way, too.

The second half of the week. We're only going for like three days. But, but we were talking about alternatives for places to go. I was like, we could go like Pennsylvania's got good fishing, North Carolina, West Virginia, Maine, somewhere upstate New York and Beau was like what doesn't Francis have a place in New York and I was like yeah and he's like is there good fishing there and I was like

I probably around there yep and he was like why don't we just go there perfect I was like because it's his house and we don't and we're not just gonna go to his house this is just another extension of you being like, yeah, all my friends live in Maine now, but why would I ever tell you guys to hang out? It's the opposite of that. Of course, Bo is thinking the same way that I do, which is that mi casa es su casa,

a friend of my friend is my friend. And he's just a dam in the flow of communication. And you're like, in what world would we ever be able to go to his house? You were talking about, we're talking about either plan A is go fishing in Yellowstone, Wyoming, and plan B is go stay in your place. As you should.

Or like during the work week. Yeah, but you're gonna be working and we're gonna be like, Francis, what's for breakfast? I will have cooked it. I'll have a nice spread out. Just take and go. Grab and go. Francis, we need to ride to the river today?

Yeah, well look. Would you guys camp? Or would you literally stay? Yeah, we would camp in Francis's front yard. I'm thinking about having a... I gotta come in and take a shit. Yeah, you're welcome to. That would be so nice.

Francis, we're just gonna piss in the lawn, but is it cool if we shit inside? We have nowhere to... We don't feel comfortable shitting out here. Yeah, I have a composting toilet, so make sure you dump the dirt on the top of it. Oh my God. You should. Why don't you? Because once you're in the deep wilderness, if it's seasonal,

you won't know if you're in Montana or central Pennsylvania. That's kind of my reasoning. But then you think about it and you're like, eh. You know. You got a pretty good idea if you're in Pennsylvania or Wyoming. You do. And a lot of that is the scenery. I mean, won't you guys be seeing some pretty cool mountain ranges and things like that

if you're out there? Yeah, yeah, it'll be incredible. At my place, you're not going to see that. You'll see rolling. No, but that's nice. My thing is that they're very anti just the East. They just want to go out West. And I'm like, there is, like we went want to go out West and I'm like there is

Like we went up to Lake Placid with Owen like to shoot like two weeks ago. It's beautiful up there Yeah, like there is nice places on like 95% of New York State is beautiful. Yeah, exactly really New Jersey Jersey's beautiful. There's like bears in New Jersey. No, if you go to the right like places in Jersey, it's nice I spent a very small period of my life living there. In Red Bank? I was, I mean. Well, Red Bank's not the right spot. What I remember, what I remember,

scary, scary. What kind of scary? Absolutely fucking scary. Well, Francis was. Monsters, you know. Francis was living in New York pre-911, which was like, the city was a buzz back York pre 9 11, which was like the city was a buzz back then, right? We didn't have the fear as much. You were waltzed onto a plane two minutes before it took off. Oh yeah. Dude, I'll just, I'll never forget. And pulling

up to pulling up to on the tarmac. Um, I'll. Yeah. What did Riggs do that? Yeah, he left his car out front of a oh Yeah, yeah, someone just told me that recently a rental up front. Yeah, I think it was Tommy told me that I was talking about That Louie bit where he talks about leaving the rental car wherever and they were like, you know Riggs actually did that Like he just left it like we're like at the arrivals area for the airport and caught on a flight I think he called spider. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, Spider, do with this. Spider's like, I'm in New York. How? How could I deal with that? That's crazy. I'm sure Spider found a way.

Oh, I'm sure. Hmm. Car was probably moved in 10 minutes. Yeah. New Jersey was a scarier place back then. Yeah. It was just, you know, it wasn't that great, which is why we moved. I said to my parents, look, I don't want to raise my kids here. And I don't want you as grandparents to be around them. So we moved to Maine as a whole family. We uprooted. That's going to be so nice to just be able to force them to move.

But that's all I remember because New Jersey's, I chose to forget it. It's not really in my blood, I'm a Maynard. Unless you do shows there. Doesn't it fuck you up that you can go north to New Jersey from New York? It doesn't make sense. You know, when you ask AI what football team you support,

it comes out as the Bills. I know. So if you want to talk about confusing the world as to- It's all about pan- we're in a career that's based on pandering. Where you're from. Senor. Same division. I'm not hating on it.

Same division. I'm not hating on it. Nobody's confusing Maine and New Jersey, brother man. Some are. no. Yeah Some would say that someone that grew up in Maine should be a Patriots fan different bumper crops New Jersey corn Maine blueberries So many blueberries there so many antioxidants growing love those antioxidants so nice to have the antioxidants Flowing through your body. I hate the oxidants.

I hate oxidants so much. The Occidentals. What are Occidentals, by the way? Orientals are people from the East, so Occidentals are people from the West. Ah, yes. I think that's us, honestly. Yeah, we're Occidentals.

If an Asian person is Oriental, then we're Occidental. I need to look it up. We were born by Occident. Which is foul and disgusting. So what are you guys gonna, I mean, how are you gonna decide where you fucking go? We've already got it planned out now.

Wyoming for sure? Dude, you're not wrong. Occident? Occident means relating to the countries of the West. Noun, a native or inhabitant of the West. So, Oriental, it is the opposite. How crazy, did you know that? Yeah. Actually?

Yeah. You didn't just throw that out as a joke? No. Rowan knows all the bases of words, the Latin meanings. That's incredible. Yeah, I'm a Latin American. I never knew that. I knew that there's an Occidental College. That's incredible. Yeah, I'm a Latin American. I never knew that. I knew that there was an Occidental college.

Yeah. Yeah. Where? West. Understood. West of here. West of pretty much everywhere. Is there any Occidental embassies in the Oriental area?

There has to be. There, what country? I was watching like a travel video and it was like Uganda or like Brazil or something like that. And they were like, yeah, and there's a North Korean embassy here. Oh yeah, of course. You never think of North Korea having like embassies in different places or like a foothold in different countries.

It would be cool if it was just like the building was like built like a rocket ship Like clearly like this is North Korea's like what if what if they're not lying? What if North Korea like actually has all the things they tell their citizens they have and Like their leaders are as great as they say they are like maybe it's propaganda on our end that like they suck ass And they have no internet and their leader is bad at golf. I'm not seeing anybody on X talking about North Korea sucking. Why? That's where I get all my news.

Yeah. Well, it's probably, I mean, a lot of it is Israeli bots, but some of it has to be North Korean bots as well. There's not a ton of North Korean propaganda. Anti? Or pro. It's mostly anti I would say. I think North Korea is kind of like forgotten about right now because there's so much else going on in the world. Yeah. North Korea we did not forget you brothers. We still talk

about you every day. That's so funny. It's so funny how like you know how people will fly the flag of like the country they're supporting in the war. Like how people will fly the flag of like the country they're supporting in the war Just start flying Like I'm flying it for the citizens. Yeah, I'm flying it for the people of the country Yeah, being held hostage by their government Honestly, it's a massive North Korean. We should be looking out for them It's crazy to hate the people of other countries like you can hate their government We should be looking out for them. It's crazy to hate the people of other countries. You can hate their government, but hating a North Korean citizen for not knowing?

I did a deep Wikipedia dive about that kid from Virginia who went over there on that tour and stole the propaganda poster and then got arrested at the airport. The CIA agent. The sleeper cell I mean he was a frat brother at UVA so if he is right by Langley Jake Malisak he's a CIA agent you know it would make sense that's a deep cover that is but I mean those videos of him look fucking were harrowing well I didn't when he's in the court he's weeping that's pretty bad but then you know.

He looks like Andrew Callahan, low key. Oh, really? He looks like the dude from Channel 5. What was his name? He was in court in America or North Korea? North Korea. He was on a student trip, right? And he went over there.

And as a dare, or maybe it was like as a funny idea. Wait, in high school, his school went to North Korea? His college. He was like on a college tour with some other kids. And he went over there. And he went down. He left. He peeled off from the tour, which when you do those tours,

everything is curated. The whole trip through the country is they are just presenting you with the exact few things they want you to see, and they don't show you any of the reality. I don't know if you can just like walk around, hop on a bus. I doubt it.

I don't think you can interact with the locals, whatever. But there's a great Vice doc by the founder of Vice. You'll love that. I've seen a ton of ice dogs. That's where he goes. Oh really? Yeah, I mean I'll check that out That's better than any of those fast car driving ones by the way That's not like Andrew saying it's like thinking of Brian Coburger who looks like Andrew Callahan I don't know who Brian Coburger is Oh Yeah, there's gonna be a doc about him. I bet he's going to get a good. There already is.

But yeah, the North Korean doctor serial. I thought I was thinking of like a school shooting serial killer. He went to their like, yeah, to the dorm or something like that. But the North Korean documentaries are fucking nuts. There's there's some online where they just like take a boat past North Korea. Like they just like look at it like it's a zoo animal. It's, I mean, it is truly fascinating. His name was Otto Warmbier.

Or warm beer. I'm not sure. Automatic warm beer. You could get him on warm ones. Oh wait, he's dead. Is he dead? Yeah, he's dead. He he dead? Yeah, he's dead. He's dead.

Are you the egghead? Yeah, so he was over there and he peeled off from his tour group and he snuck behind into an area he wasn't supposed to be in and he saw this anti-America propaganda poster on the wall. I think it featured Kim Jong-un and maybe like holding up a rocket ship

to fucking the White House or something like that. And he took it off the wall and rolled it up and stuck it in his bag. And then he, and he was on camera. This seems to be like, I've heard like 900 stories, not obviously in North Korea, but like I've heard so many stories about kids going on school trips

and like taking like license plates off of cars as a souvenir. It's never just, it's not a good idea. Right. Rolling up prop, rolling up posters. Like you wouldn't do that in America. No. You wouldn't walk by a movie theater and be like, really like that new 28 years later poster. Yeah. That's mine now. When I was, when I was a kid, we went with our, I remember we went with our science class one day. We went into this cave in Maine, right? And they were like, don't touch stuff because it's kind of precarious or whatever.

And we went pretty deep in. It was cool. Like there was, you know, water and standing water and stalactites and stuff like that. And we got really deep in and I saw this like shimmering kind of, I don't know what you'd call it like a almost like don't tell me it was a holy grail no holy grail I'm gonna be pissed it was like an urn or something like that just a little vessel right this kind of thing and it really was like

capturing my eyes and they had said like if you that thing, that's the only thing you can actually touch. Oh, OK. Don't touch anything else. And unfortunately, one of the kids that I was with touched something else, and everything started collapsing around me. You were the rush out? Yeah. Oh, no.

Fortunately, there was this carpet that somehow could fly. You hopped on the carpet? Yeah. That's so smart. Oh, wait. I'm thinking of the plot of Aladdin. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. God damn it. I almost stepped on it'm thinking of the plot of Aladdin. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

God damn it. I almost stepped on it so hard with the Holy Grail. I'm such a fucking idiot. No, no, no. That would have been a great diversion. Because Harry was with us until, when did you hop off that being a true story? When did you turn down your hearing aid?

No, you didn't. At the cave in Maine. No. There were caves in Maine. A cave? There were caves in Maine. In what scenario would you be going to a cave in Maine? We went to I'm not even kidding you we went to the rock quarry and looked for tourmaline

We spent an entire day. I went to a quarry Corys are fun. Yeah jumping off of them. Don't like a disproportionate amount of kids dying quarries Corys are like sneaky deadly Corey Underwood dying quarries. Quarries are like sneaky deadly. Cory Underwood. I mean all bodies of water are dangerous to children. Yeah I think quarries just look a little safer because it's like stagnant. I feel like they look a lot more dangerous because the only way into them is from like a 90 foot drop off. Speaking of all my Instagram feed now is is people setting the new high dive record. Oh yeah. And I don't know if they're doing,

I expect that they're gonna go in feet first and then most of the time they go in doing that death dive thing. The thing where they like go, yeah. Like that. And I don't understand how those people are alive because now they're jumping from heights that I'm pretty sure are higher than the bridges

that we bike across where we see memorials to the people who have killed themselves from them. And does that just mean that the people who killed themselves didn't have the right form going into the water? Yeah, I think so. It would have been a whole different story. They would have been a world record holder. I would assume you could jump off the Brooklyn Bridge

and live if you are a high dive, if you know how to do it. Could you death dive off of it? Yeah. If you just. You'd need three people in the water to swim over to where you were to make sure you were fine. Yeah. Because that's what they do.

They always have three or four people to swim right over to make sure you're OK. I would assume if you could go either way on the Brooklyn Bridge. I'm assuming you could live or you could easily just belly flop and explode. I don't think it's explode on impact. I think it's low enough that your skin would peel back. Yeah, it would be like a Mary Melodies cartoon.

If you jumped from the Brooklyn Bridge and you landed full starfish, you would explode. No, the sound that would make. There wouldn't be a sound. It would be like you never existed. It would just be gone. But if you did, like, I'm sure there's a proper form where you could prevent that from happening. Yeah, if you break the surface tension somehow.

Yeah. Rollerskates, I think. Do you think that those people who are gonna kill themselves off the bridges, throw a rock down first to have the ripple so that they can gauge how much time it takes? No, probably not. Hmm. No, they throw the rift. And if it does take too much time, then they won't do it because it won't actually work. You think they're not yelling send it right before they jump? Geronimo. The ones where they throw the GoPro with the person. Those are awesome.

I've only seen those in like diving competitions, but those are really cool. I would get scared that I'd throw the GoPro too fast and blow the shot. Same. I wonder if being a YouTuber cliff diver is more dangerous than being a wingsuit base jumper. It looks like it would be maybe you're not dying as often I think but the injury rate seems higher, but all of the cliff all of the wingsuit guys die It's like just a matter of time. I think that's I think it is kind of like like free soloing Yes, you're either dead or you're either doing it or you're dead Yeah, whereas cliff diving you're gonna you'll get hurt, but you're not dead

I I don't know enough about cliff diving, but I would assume cliff diving Maybe you just hang up the the water shoes at some point a lot of these videos some of these videos It's like stick to with like a diving board. They show the video and then the caption is like six paragraphs about the 19 months he spent recovering. Oh yeah, of course. He's like, this was the last time I remember having a pelvis. And for the cliff diving? Yeah, man. He's like... They do it and they shatter their pelvis pelvis. What six broken ribs, a collapsed lung, if not for the grace of God. Like I actually take back what I said completely. I think free soloing makes more sense than this dumb dumb ass bullshit.

Jumping off things. Yeah, because at least free soloing, it's like a. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Feels like it's got to be way harder than just jumping off of something. Be like, they're like the whole like, why do it for the adrenaline, the rush? At least when you're climbing something that's lasting for like four hours.

And it's like, when you're jumping off of something, so you're doing that all for. I think it's human to want to conquer a peak. Like jumping off of stuff doesn't seem like, I don't know, it doesn't seem like a natural want that you would have. Yeah, like it seems counter intuitive to instincts. Like, but like, instinctually, like, yeah, I want to get to the top of that. I want to conquer that. jumping off is you're taking it back.

Don't get jumping off. Yeah. I was going to say that the thing I have an issue with in this argument is that rock climbing is exactly the same thing, but theoretically safe. So you choosing to do the same activity without ropes has no comparison in cliff jumping. But then I thought, well, that's the equivalent maybe to just jumping in feet first versus doing a death dive. What is a death dive? That's what we're describing. That's that.

When you go on, basically you make it seem like you're doing a belly flop. Yeah, yeah. But instead at the last second, you pound the water with your hands. It's awesome when you watch, have you ever watched the college diving like wacky competitions where they're all like

Death diving like the guys who are on the diving team Oh yeah, yeah And they all do that shit that is fucking insane Those have to be the people who are doing it like people who are already divers who are like Yeah 100% I have conquered Yeah It's not just someone who has a crazy death You'd think so but the guy that I follow on Instagram who seems to be the king of all this stuff is like wearing

Billabong board shorts and has long blonde hair He does not have a divers body. I don't know if you've seen divers body. They're great. They're going yeah, they're tiny Absolutely delicious otter twinks incredible delicious packages not a hair on their bodies I'm talking nipples so small but tight packages like so small Correct I couldn't do it there your balls are turned into a parachute on the way down It is though that is a perky penis penis not hard, but not droopy at all Yeah, I don't know I'm struggling on this squirrel suit verse Diving I Squirrel suit verse diving. I mean, I don't know why someone would dive.

What would you do in order? Squirrel suit, death dive, free solo? Free solo first. Death dive for me. Cause the point of a free solo is to get to the top. Mine's squirrel suit so that I don't have to death dive or free solo. I don't know you'll die. Are you saying with training in each of them or are you saying today?

Yeah. Assuming you can train for them. I don't really know how one trains for the squirrel suit though. Like that's kind of just, you're off. You do a bunch of boring parachute jumps. Yeah. And then you jump out of a plane with one on. Really?

Yeah, you can jump out of a plane with a squirrel suit on. Does it have a parachute with it? Yeah, of course. They all have parachutes. Oh, I thought it was kind of just one of those things where you got to come in low and then pull up at the end and just One guy. You land like with your hips on the ground.

You land on your feet. Like a bird on the water There's one guy who did land in a big huge pile of boxes. Oh, yeah He's the only successful guy to ever do it. I think yeah, there were 20 guys who tried Oh, no, there's one other guy who? Jumped out of a plane and landed on a net you seen that video Well, there's the guy that jumped out of the spaceship and landed on a net. For Red Bull? He had a parachute. Yeah, no. Yes. Dude. The guy jumped out. You're thinking of two different Red Bull competitions. One guy jumped

without the parachute and then another guy jumped from space with the parachute. The guy that jumped without the parachute, he goes down deep into the net, right? Yeah, yeah. And he's flipping over at the last second to keep checking that his alignment's right. And he's like, I got it. No, wait. Do I have it? No, I got it. I got it.

Ah, I got to look one more time. Yeah. No one's ever been that deep in a net. It's like me parallel parking. It literally looks like the tip of a condom. Reservoir human tit. Huge love. Oh my god.

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Yeah. The member chats is, uh, is anything you want it today. Here's one. SAS is shirt in the pod today. SAS, SAS is such a motherfucking liar. He said he wears that shirt a lot and even told Francis he had worn it recently. I just went through the last year of thumbnails. I couldn't see that shirt once. Where's the proof Sass? This is the type of stuff we love. Okay. Look at this minute long video of every outfit that

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Ha ha ha ha. Man, jeez you dog. I did some girl math yesterday with my workout. So, you know, I live upstate now. Yeah. And so sometimes I forget to bring all the proper things that I need for the big city. Cause like, I don't really know the city that well anymore.

You know? Well, it's changed so much. It has. It's just, I get totally overwhelmed and I don't pack correctly. And I, you know, so much. It has. It's just I get totally overwhelmed and I don't pack correctly. So I came down to the city and I forgot to bring workout clothes. Because I thought I was going to be able to go home to my every

so often home. Yeah, yeah, of course. My apartment. Yeah. Which I still keep. But kind of just your touch base. Your touch base. It's really just a storage unit at this point.

Just a hangout spot. Yeah. So just a storage unit at this point. Just to hang out at a spot. Yeah. So just a good place to get lunch. But we had a busy day yesterday. We had a lot going on. I had a lot of stuff I had to do. Oh, you kept on saying, I was like, I think I just did the podcast.

Did the podcast, and then I shot with Dana, and then I had to do another thing, and then I had to go see the big dermatologist, who, by the way, can I just say, I got to the doctor's office I had researched this person this guy he went to Yale I was all impressed with his credentials Yale Medical School What did you end of that, man? Just move past it. A little bit of a tongue twister there. That's why I was going to say.

My man is stroking out. He said, your skin looks crimson, my man. I went to see this guy, and they were like, the doctor's not here, but you'll be seeing his physician's assistant. Oh, a Dartmouth guy. They bait and switched you with a brown man. And I was like, wait a minute, what?

I chose this office specifically for the Yale Bulldog. I've had a doctor in New York for two years now. I've never met him. I've only met his assistant. Cornell. Yeah. I wish pace. A fit. Yeah. I wish pace. Fit. No, if it's a fit, I know you go to fit.

Do you go to fit? Wow. Not a huge medical program there, is there? No. No. Kind of the joke. Yeah, that was the joke. I was trying to soften it for After we insulted her background Pace Getting a fucking going in for a dermatology appointment and the person just roasting your fit will be oh, yeah Yeah, let's get you these clothes quick

So I do the I now I have the physician's assistant and I'm wearing the rope open backwards, right? And I had gone in saying, I guess if I'm here then I wanna do the full body scan. And so now I'm committed to the full body scan which means you get totally naked and they look at you closely. Head to toe.

Do they look at your asshole? No, they didn't spread the cheeks, which I was kind of disappointed with, because I was like, well, if we're going to go the whole nine yards, we might as well go. Well, you had bleached and waxed. I hadn't. Hadn't you wanted them to see that, you voyeur?

If I get bleach on my scrubs, I'm going to feel like an asshole. So anyway, she does the check. By the way, she didn't tell me that I'm sitting in the chair and she's doing my upper body and all this and then she's like, okay, you can lift the robe now. And I started to stand up and she's like, you don't have to stand up. I'm sitting slouched. Which is the worst a penis can look. And she's like, you don't have to stand up. And I was like, can I? And she's like, no, no, no, whatever, be comfortable. So I had to lift this up and my dick and balls were just, it was as if it was a terrible. Yeah Visual shot in the car and you open the door and they fell out. Yeah sitting down dick and balls Oh just just fucking like it You said she yeah, why didn't you request him a dude? I had I had

The Yale man. Yeah, and then it was his Physicians assistant hot assistant. And he said he's not looking at any Harvard cock today, so he's not an assistant. But she actually ended up doing a good job. How? I don't know. She seemed like she knew what she was talking about. Yeah, how does she do a good job?

She kept it professional. As opposed to what? You thought she was going to suck you off? I had that run through my mind. Oh, thank God. I got out of there without getting sucked. Five stars. There were a couple of dubious moments. Touch and go there for a little bit, but neither did she touch. And then she went.

Um, anyway, so I did that. Why did I talk about this? Oh, the gym, really quick. So I didn't bring, because of all that, I didn't get to go home, which meant that at six o'clock, I had a 745 spot at the stand, and there's a gym that I can go to here in the city, and I couldn't get home.

So I was like, well, I'm just gonna go buy, I need to work out, so I'm gonna go buy workout clothes. Yeah, I went to Paragon Sports and I bought a pair of shorts. Yeah, I bought a pair of a shirt. I brought some workout shoes and new socks. Interesting question for you. Do they have fishing stuff there? Surely. I would bet that they do. Every time I look up fishing stores in New York, that comes up and I look at the website,

I'm like, there's just no way. Don't look at their website, you gotta go in. It's all like running clothes. No, no, no. They have ski gear. Oh really? They've got like. So it's like a full sporting goods store.

Long boards, they got a huge tennis section. Okay, I'll check it out. Soccer, basketball, every sport you can think of they do a fishing Well, I went in there bought all this stuff and I it was like why you ask expensive shit. Mm-hmm seemed really dumb Given that we are sponsored by Viori like I should be you know, whatever so what was last second? Yeah, so I and I was like, oh, I've just spent all this money, now I need to make up for it by working out so fucking hard. This has to be a $200 workout. That I earn the outfit that I bought.

And I worked out to the point of injury. What did you do? What did you break? Dude, I was doing like an overhead press circuit and my shoulder just popped. Oh. Like out of socket or in there? No, not out of socket, just like all of a sudden overhead press circuit and my shoulder just popped. Like out of socket? No, not out of socket, just like all of a sudden

the muscle just gave up and I went, eugh. Maybe that was just, it wasn't lifting to failure? Does it still hurt? It's just been failure. Does hurt a little bit. How was maybe your first time experiencing failure? You might be out for commission, out of commission for the summer.

Never. That body's gonna deflate fast I can still cast with one hand left hand single left-handed cast and I hate to see those shoulders deflate unicaster are you gonna still work and keep working the left one yeah why not that's a myth by the way what that you lose that if you break your arm you shouldn't lift the other arm because it'll like make your body lopsided You I mean I've seen dudes who have those are guys who like disabled arm and then their right arm is just fucking shredded Rafael Nadal What's his disability his left hand is so much more jacked than his right arm. Did you just say that that's a myth?

His left hand is so much more jacked than his right arm. Did you just say that that's a myth? That's not because he broke his arm. It's because he plays tennis and he hits with one hand. Yeah, but if you were to break your arm and you were to work out one arm for two months of recovery. No. People say you shouldn't do it because it's bad for your body. That's the myth.

Oh, I see. That it will leave you lopsided. Still not sure we're on the same page. We never are. Well you're talking about a full disability. You're talking about someone who loses ability in their arm and then they work up. I'm thinking of the family guy meme. Yeah. The one where it's like different colors of shades of people, of races? No, I'm thinking of the guy who jerks off so much. Is the neighbor with massive, with a massive arm. Oh, the chicken that he fights?

All right, nevermind. Peter Griffin. No, it's not Peter Griffin. Who's Peter Griffin's neighbor? Joe. I don't know. Cleveland? Yeah, Cleveland, no, Cleveland's the black dude. Who's the black dude. It's the horny guy. Yeah

Quagmire. Quagmire. You've never seen Quagmire with the one jacked arm and the other arms just like a noodle. That makes sense. He's been jacking off so much. Is that why it is? Yes. Are you sure it's not because he's Working out one arm and the other one was broken? I think that there's a chance that Rafael Nadal only plays tennis to cover up for his furious Masturbation habit that he jerks off so much that it got his arm jacked and he's like I need to justify this somehow I'll become the best tennis player in the world Because none of the other tennis players have that now and it's like my work's out Regularly swinging a tennis rack it's not gonna be a zero

yeah I'll show you this picture he's probably a furious masturbator hundred percent which breaks my fucking heart I'm disgusted I will pray for him always been more of a retention man fish guy fishing no who's the guy Oh Marty fish Marty fish always been more of a Marty Fish guy, personally. Yeah. Jack Sock is my favorite, because it reminds me of how I like to finish. Jack and a sock, of course.

Jack and a sock. Jack and a box. Andy Roddick is mine. Nice. As he likes to ride cock. Marty Fish. Who's the bro that won this weekend? Wimbledon? Sinner. Very funny. Because he likes to ride cock. Marty Fish. Who's the bro that won this weekend? Wimbledon?

Sinner. Sinner. That's Nadal. Sinner, aka steroids. Oh, but that's an angle thing. That's an angle. No, it's not. Sinner had a little bit of a roid scandal, didn't he?

Yeah, he did. It's actually so nasty that when you look down the pipe of an arm, no matter how jacked you are, it looks skinny. I saw a picture of Saquon Barkley is still image of him running and like one of his arms was like straight at the camera and it like looked skinny left to right. And I'm like, I know that he's fucking huge. I heard he's lost some weight in the offseason. He's down to 160. Yeah.

Saquon Barkley seeing if he could do it at 160. Has there been 240 last year? I'm fully back in on ball. Was he 240? Yeah Five-eight Maybe five ten. I don't think it's five eight five eight. It's pretty is he five eight He's five eight and he's turtling over people that's I think he was five seven but Barry Sanders was. He's five eight and he's hurtling over people. That's six feet tall.

He might be five eight. He would say six one if he was six foot. So, he's definitely in the fives. 233 and that's what he's listed at. So, you know, he was having a couple extra Uncrustables Slamming some Uncrustables before the Super Bowl. How did you think the I personally I was thinking about it recently At the going of the Super Bowl. I think the Chiefs walkout was

Was way better than the Eagles like didn't you think the Chiefs walkout was kind of bad? Like what did you was part of you not like fuck? I remember their walkout They came out to the the, whatever that song is. The Vuvuzelas? Yeah, whatever it is. But everyone was booing. And they had the, they had like, it looked like they were, This time for Africa, one of them.

That was more of the Eagles. That was one of the Eagles. The Eagles came out to what? Dreams and nightmares? No, that's what they did last time. Against the Patriots, when they beat them, they came out the dreams and nightmares and the Patriots came out to crazy train Was like oh, yeah, we're gonna win we have the culture on our side. Yeah, this our musician is in prison Yeah, they came out to something new sick, but I remember the boo

I just remember the booing and I remember being like, oh, we got the fucking crowd on our side. Yeah. I saw there was a video of Lane Johnson this morning. He loaded 720 pounds onto what looked like an actual weight rack and just pick the rack up on his shoulders and was like farmer carrying it. It was the most manly thing I'd ever seen in my fucking life. The weights that they lift don't they don't make sense to me. I, I, you ever, you ever try, what's like the most weight in any lift that you've ever tried to lift?

Look at that. That's so much. And he's just walking it like 40 yards, 710 pounds and just walking around with it. I mean, that's like a car. This is why none of these guys can walk when they're 48 years old. He said he's in better shape now than he had been. He is, but all of that's going to catch up to him. They're just wearing away the cartilage in every single joint to the point where they're,

you know, they're going to the cartilage in every single joint to the point where they're, you know They're gonna be cartilage free. I mean he could be a fucking wrestler. He would be such a sick wrestler Harry What is the most weight you've ever tried to lift of any type on any type of lift? Uh, I don't know to be honest. I mean not the most I've ever lifted and succeeded was Deadlifting 225. Let's go. I don't think I've ever lifted and succeeded was deadlifting 225. Let's go. I don't think I've ever tried anything above 225. Right.

I might have tried to deadlift like 285 once. Right. So take that number and remember how hard that was where you were like. I did four reps. All right. But you're like, so then you probably could have done 275 or something like that. Yeah. Right. I know I think I tried and I couldn't. Well, then remember that.

Think of the hardest thing you've ever done. Well, it wasn't actually hard. Yeah. Now multiply that by fucking three. Yeah. It's insane. That's what those guys are doing sets at. It's insane.

600-pound deadlifts. Yeah, 3Xing it instead of legitimately adding to what you did, you would have to add like 10% to it and it would make it way harder. You're li- He added 300%. Yeah.

Yeah, your lift is their warmup. No, it's not even their warmup. It's not even, yeah. Their lift is like, if I went to curl like the 10s and I was like, this is just working on form. I'm gonna go- That's just physical therapy. I'm gonna go. That's just physical therapy. I'm gonna go walk the neighborhood with you.

Yeah, yeah. And catch up with my girlfriend. Yeah. My gal pal. All right. Cool. All right. Actually, I have a request to people.

Please, if you're in New York City this weekend, I'm doing the nicest again, which is compliment rap battles. The last time we did it, it was so fucking fun. If you're in New York City this weekend, I'm doing the nicest again, which is compliment rap battles. The last time we did it, it was so fucking fun. If you're in New York, come by. Tickets are less than $30. It's on Saturday. You can probably pull up and get a ticket

or get tickets on Barstool or any of my socials. I'm linking them all over the place. Please come through. It will be just so fun. I'm not even like trying to sell tickets to make money off of it. I want to sell tickets so just people can witness it. It's awesome.

It's a great time. If people from sonofaboy.com, I'm handing out hand jobs, so pull through. Nice. I'll be in the Hamptons on Friday at Canoe In Place or something, Canoe Place In. One show, tickets at punchup.live slash rates of sales. Hamptons on Friday at Canoe Inn Place or something, Canoe Place Inn, one show. Tickets at PunchUp.live slash rates of sales.

Are you doing Hamptons-esque material? Sure, I'll curate a little bit. Why do they call it the surf lodge if no one's surfing? If you can't swag surf in the surf lodge. Something, there's something there. There's something there. Harry? Sorry, I was reading nasty comments about myself.

Good. What are they saying? That you fucking suck at Call of Duty? Yeah. At Call of Duty? Yeah, whatever. They don't fucking know if you suck at Call of Duty. They've seen your highlight tapes, why would you suck? I don't know. That's like watching fucking Kobe be sick at basketball and then being like, you suck at basketball. I mean mean look, people think Will Chamberlain didn't put up a hundred. Right, exactly. Guys like us, we gotta go through it. It's all about resilience. Hey, they not like us if you know what I mean. They not like us.

Alright, see you guys on Monday or Tuesday. Goodbye. Still underground So I looked older Till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting For was I So, so then you listen

Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Finished to your eye Did you realize No one can take me alive I was only falling one way

See it just a distant light Feel it fast forever bright Call it just a distant light, feel it fast forever bright Call it just a memory, take my hand and you can see I'm Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, could take me alive.