Son of a Boy Dad - On An Island With The Lion King - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 91

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

Rone has returned from an undisclosed island and the fellas see each other for the first time since before Thanksgiving. We instantly get into a deep discussion about Hooters across the country, Rone recaps his vacation and how he might be amphibious, Sas is back into gaming, and we have some piping hot takes for NFL refs to hear. A bunch more happened too, enjoy. Ads: Gametime Download the Gametime app and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Allbirds Discover your perfect pair at https://barstool.link/AllbirdsBSS Betterhelp This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/SONbetterhelp for 10% off your first month Ridge Wallet Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeSOABD to save up to 40% off through December 22nd.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. It is Tuesday, December 6th. We are in the Plan Bree studio. What's going on? Just you're a little, you're coming a little hot. Maybe it's Plan Bree studio. What's going on?

Just you're a little, you're coming a little hot. Maybe it's just the studio. I was like, is this the loudest human being I've ever heard in my life? What is up, everybody? That's why I put my headphones down there because I could hear them when they were like on the table. Yeah. You came a little bit hot hot but that's just what happens when you're on the plan reset um just brings the energy yeah it draws it out of you like a fucking

those strips that bring the blackheads out of your nose it is crazy that they got their set like we had to this is in the ritz-carlton they rent out a room there and put the studio there they were going to use the four seasons yeah they were like they looked around and they were like, this is trash. This looks terrible. This isn't really going to work. I'm also going to ask you to stop adjusting that microphone. No, I'm going to be adjusting it the whole time. Every time you adjust it, it's like... Really?

Does it actually make a lot of noise? A decent amount. Damn. Who cares, though? You're a mic adjuster. Just throw them on just to see what the fuck is going on. Look at this cute little... Yeah, bro, this fuck is going on. Look at this cute little... Yeah, bro, this is loud as fuck.

Look at this cute little statue, too. Oh, shit. Who's this, Matisse? I don't think it's that loud, brother. You're tripping. I think your headphones are loud. Yeah, he just changed it. He just turned you down.

You're good now, bro. Nah. Son of a boy, dad. Son of a boy, dad podcast. God, I love this show. You're in the studio. studio yeah what if this was our studio i'll fuck with it it's definitely a little more lively yeah it'll be more fun to watch probably yeah we've bitched enough about backgrounds and now we finally have a backdrop

that we can really fucking sink our teeth into big time what's your pussy ass been up to dude i've just been fucking grinding my ass off lately just non-stop work i love that yeah i love the grind now i've actually been slacking hard since thanksgiving oh fuck and i had a moment of time to get my grind up this morning yeah yeah we had a conversation about going sober oh yeah yeah we gotta go sober since then i've drank every night yeah me too i had like 10 beers yesterday fuck yeah and it was monday well it was because i did stuff island and i got there and they were like you want to what do you guys want to drink and i was like oh fuck you had to have 10 i had to have 10 what are you a superhero no i didn't actually have 10 i actually didn't drink a lot you know what I did last night

was I watched that new barbarian movie have you seen that no what's it about it sucks ass in a good way dude

there's so many bad horror movies that you watch the trailer and you're like this is gonna be good and then it sucks it's just hard to scare people I just wasn't getting scared and then like the

like the ending just sucked it's cause living in the real world is so damn scary. I know. What the fuck could be scarier than the fucking Biden presidency? I know. Nothing. What could be scarier than Herschel Walker being elected to whatever the fuck he's running for?

Yeah, I have no clue. Dude, there was like a, it was like, I don't know. It just wasn't good. And I was really looking forward to watching it because I watched the trailer when I was with my family. And I was like, dude, this movie looks horrifying. And they were all probably scared. I think it's really easy to make a horror trailer. Yeah.

That looks good. Do you think it's the same editor who cuts the trailers that edits the movie? Or do you think it's a whole other job? A whole other job. Yeah. For sure. And that guy's probably sick at his job. Oh, yeah.

He's just way better at it. I can't stop looking at these loose eyelashes on the table. There's so many of these. Look right here. Ew. can't stop looking at these loose eyelashes on the table. There's so many of these. Look right here. Ew, gross. Look at all these loose eyelashes. Gross. Which I guess, you know, that we are the hermit crabs who kind of crawled into the shell,

and we can't complain about what's in the shell, but these loose eyelashes are really throwing me for a loop. I hope they're not. Someone's eyelashes are just falling out Nah they can't be You're trying to blow them at me Like pixie dust Eyelashes in my eyes

I wouldn't be ready for that So how's it going man Long time no see I only got to see you since before Thanksgiving I know we should have a lot to catch up on But we don't We were having like three hour Face since before Thanksgiving. I know. We should have a lot to catch up on. But we don't. We were having like three hour FaceTimes every night. I know.

And we could- I fucking miss your ass. We could rehash those conversations, but people don't want to hear us loving on each other. They want to hear us calling each other gay wads and shit like that. Fucking making fun of each other's bodies. Exactly. They want to hear body negativity out of us, not body positivity me being telling you you fucking got this dude you actually look really hot dude did you see that uh when you when when it was it was the black friday sale and you quote

tweeted like that video that i did that we did that you filmed with me and the comment with the top comment was like it's so obvious that sass and roan just fucking hate each other i like that i had to throw a like as if that's not how you've acted like in every video the context of that video was me walking to my desk after we finished recording and you'd you going take this merch with a camera in my face yeah and because they were like you need to do video. And now I'm like leaving for the fucking leaving for the holidays, like trying to get the fuck out of Dodge as they're recording eight episodes in a row. Yeah. That was the Monday before Thanksgiving. Was it the Monday? Yeah. Cause that was the last one we recorded.

Oh yeah, you came back in. Yeah. Yeah. We snuck a bonus episode in there and they're like, yeah, you need to do this video. Like we don't care what the concept is. And I was like, all right, just do this fucking video so we can be done with our work for thanksgiving yeah and i heard that we were like top sell top uh sellers i heard we sold out every every item i heard that we were the number one sellers in the bar because of that because of that video people can't see it right now but there's literally uh coat racks like full clothing racks of son of a boy dad merch in this room yeah unreleased son of a boy Dad merch in this room. Unreleased Son of a Boy Dad merch. It kind of sucks that we'll never be able to compete with Bustin' with the Boys because they all have just friends

who are worth like $800 million. I guess I'll buy $10,000 worth of Bustin' with the Boys merch. Or their advertisements are just NFL players wearing their shit. Like in the tunnel on game day. We're never going to be able to compete with that. Handsome as fuck.

Who can we send some merch to that would respect... You think Gabe Davis would wear something? Nah. Bring some shit up to Buffalo. Yeah, actually, so I have to do talk about Buffalo. So I'm going to be in Buffalo December 15th through 17th. But the Bills game got moved to that Saturday, which I don't know why.

Does anyone know why that happened? They flexed it. It's a more exciting game, so they wanted it to be flexed all right so the bills game got flexed isn't it fun to say yeah doesn't it sound sweet so we are i think what's happening is we're doing one show thursday two shows friday and then we're canceling the late show on saturday and the early show is going to get moved to like 5 p.m and then if those all sell out which they're going to just a little truffle shuffle you know you're just moving stuff around yeah then we'll add a show to thursday or sunday but i'm pretty sure it's going to be thursday of course so everybody up in buffalo don't don't worry yeah don't worry coming back because i had people dming me like, yo, you got to change this right now.

Do you think that some people would, are they going to be the same people that saw you up in Buffalo two months ago? Oh, yeah. I think there'll probably be some returning people. I think there'll probably be some returning people from Rochester too. Are you going to bless them with some new material? Bro, please. A whole new hour.

Always. New hour every time you get up there. New hour every show that you have that's just a dedication he loves to write i just love to fucking write no i actually i've been uh gaming insane amounts yeah like 10 hour sessions what kind of games are we playing war zone the new war zone because i took my ac out of my uh apartment oh finally i can play video games now wait tyler said that you took it out and I was like, how?

That was so easy, dude. And also no water came out. And I just threw it away. There was nowhere for me to put it. Yeah, you could have sold it. And it was like a thousand bucks. I was like, dude, that's fucking nothing. Yeah.

It was like a hundred dollars. That's like an hour in Rochester. Yeah. I heard the Rochester shows were incredible. Rochester shows were like three months ago, brother. Yeah. It was in September. I heard they were incredible. You got were like three months ago, brother. Yeah. It was in September. I heard they were incredible.

You got people out there? Oh, yeah. It was. Rochester was fun. They loved you in Rochester. I know that all about you. And New Brunswick. New Brunswick was sick.

Oh, yeah. No, Brunswick was fun. Bridgeport was a fucking nightmare. Why? Oh, dude, that is the worst place on earth. Bridgeport, Connecticut? Yeah. I know I talk shit about Providence.

Providence is like fucking New York City compared to Bridgeport. Yeah. Well, how do you wind up in cities? I guess it's just wherever there's a comedy club. Yeah. I mean, you just can't do major cities every weekend. Because there's so many touring comedians. And there's not that many major cities. Yeah. There's a finite amount of major cities. So I like there's so many touring comedians and there's not that many major cities yeah there's a finite amount of major cities so like i i had some bad ones i mean

i had to do bloomington which was actually bloomington was fun um bloomington bridge talk about the bad one just talk about the the worst possible one that was bridgeport for sure yeah by a mile what was so bad about it there's first of all there was no one there. There was like 60 people per show, probably. Which seems like not a bad amount, but the room was like 300. So what, did you tell them to all just gather towards the front? No, I didn't sit them. There was a lot of space. Dude, I think the population of Bridgeport is probably like 2,000 people.

There's not one person on the street. So percentage-wise, it might have been your most packed show. Yeah, yeah. Per capita, you might have had the most people there out at yeah i didn't even what does bridgeport even have nothing how did how do people even know about bridge murder yeah good crime it's bad yeah it's a nasty city did you murder no yeah no absolutely you didn't participate no the local crime spree going on out there i didn't murder off the stage or on the stage damn you should have done one you gotta pick everyone every man has to pick his code which way that he's gonna go with it yeah but yeah come see

sass up in buffalo it's gonna be fucking sweet yeah new brunswick was the shows were actually really fun really yeah yeah but uh you would have probably never gotten to the frat parties up there not a chance you seriously you couldn't hack it at Rutgers. There's almost no doubt in my mind that you could hack it at Rutgers. Yeah. Rutgers is actually, that New Brunswick's a nice little city. Nice little town. Oh, yeah.

It's fucking lovely. Sean Gardini came out, did a little guest spot. He did? Yeah. Dude, that dude's a beast. Fucking bombed his dick off. He did. Yeah. Dude, that dude's a beast. Fucking bombed his dick off. He did. No.

Why did you say that then? He definitely did. Now he did. Well, he actually did really well. He should have done better. The crowd got a little weird on him cause he was making like, I don't even know what the joke was.

Well, actually I know the joke. It was actually hysterical, but the crowd got a little weird on him. Did you see that, that guy who got a police shot? Like didn't like there was some news about that police shooting that you guys made fun of that you

made fun of oh yeah but i thought he was okay yeah he is i think there's like some new news about maybe the cop got fired or some shit like that cops in prison the guy came out as gay or something yeah yeah there's some kind of like news about it and to be honest there this the freeze frame of the guy looking out the door was a little bit funny. Yeah. I mean, it was a big day for me and the Barstool HR team when we found out that he was going home. Yeah. It was like when OJ found out he got off.

Everyone's like hugging each other. Thank God he's going home. That shit was keeping me up at night for a good bit. You're about to get there. I'm like, dude dude if this kid fucking dies you're in the hospital like suggesting shit for them to do have you tried a tracheotomy try giving him some some more painkillers what is that thing that they do with the oh defibrillator yeah defibrillator shock him again yeah clear sass pushes the surgeon out

of the way and gives him mouth to mouth yeah don't fucking dial me i've got a career no yeah happy to see that he's doing better but i think he's back in the hospital there's complications it looked like well time plus tragedy equals comedy so yeah we just had to add a little bit of time to that tragedy we just need him to get home again because he's back in the hospital i'm pretty sure. Yeah. He's back eating McDonald's. Bro. Too far. Way too far. That's fucked up. Super fucked up. What'd you do

all Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving? I went home. Saw your dog? Saw my dog. Yeah, it was a good little week. What do you guys do when you... Does your family sit around the television all together? Oh, yeah. Everybody's just there in the same room together?

I sit in the same chair the entire time. Yeah? But I don't get up once. Is it the best chair? Or does your papa get the best chair in the house? Papa gets the best chair. Yeah. What would happen if you tried to sit in your daddy's chair?

But papa is very mobile. Oh, really? He's not always sitting down like I am. Why? He's always moving around. Does he have nervous energy around you? No really he's not always sitting down like i am why he's always moving around does he have nervous energy around you no he's just always moving around he's got to do stuff he's a high energy individual he's busy man yeah what uh what's your what's your seat set up like i got the chair with with the with the leg rest at my house my dad has his chair and i just don't i don't care to sit in it.

I'm not even trying to sit in it. But I always wind up like laying on the floor. I always give up. Yeah. The feng shui is kind of fucked up. Yeah, we had my, we had my sister's boyfriend

sit on the floor. Oh, really? Yeah. He gets the floor. Damn. Head against the fucking wall. Little bitch. Yeah.

Damn. Give him a hard time. Oh, yeah. Show him your gun. Ruffle his feathers a little bit you know that i got on the floor bitch that's your seat you get the floor not on the carpet on the hardwood yeah your ass on the hardwood no pillow no pillow yeah i was lying on the floor put some pillows up my dad will trip over the pillows

as if i haven't been sitting on the same spot on the floor for fucking 25 years. You gotta get like a lawn chair or something. Just bring that in. Like a little beach chair. No, dude. I'm not trying to sit in a lawn chair. Would you put a lawn chair in your fucking living room? If I had to sit on the floor all weekend, yes. I don't have to sit on the floor, but the floor

faces the TV. Like I'm trying to be squared up with the TV. Yeah, you know what else faces the TV? The lawn chair, because you can bring in one of those just nice foldable beach chairs. And sit it square in front of everybody who's trying to watch TV. Yeah, plant it down. Yeah, it's bullshit. We gotta switch the feng shui.

They got a bigger couch, so there's like more seats, but it's not as deep. I'd rather have a deep couch that had less seats than a fucking skinny ass couch that can sit like 18 people Yeah I agree with that I don't know how you even fucking settle for one instead of the other Yeah great Thanksgiving dude

Great to see the fam dude Great to see the fucking in-laws Good football God how were your fucking bets Bad but I actually won a big one last night Parlay? Live bet the bucks when they were down 3-16 money line. Tommy's calling. Yo.

Hey, are you here? Yeah, I'm recording Son of a Boy Dad. Oh, okay. Sass is right here. Sass is right here. Uh, hey Sass. I don't want to talk to him right now. He says he doesn't want to talk to you right now. Okay, I don't want to talk to him either. Never mind.

Alright, bro. Sass andy's relationship is like those two little eight-year-olds that like have to gritty in front of the fucking entire neighborhood for the hot girls just having a little gritty off in front of the whole neighborhood tommy said you were ghosting him all week i know that's not true he was like have you talked around at all and i was like yeah a couple times and he was like oh he's like i have tried to talk to him like multiple times he hasn't answered me and i was like that's probably because he doesn't like you oh well yeah no he texted me five times in the same day about and you never replied once it was on sat it was on saturday night when we when we were on the... This was Saturday night.

That's cruel. It's Saturday night. Who cares, bro? I was flying back from fucking... Tommy texted me on a Saturday, I'm dropping everything I'm doing. Flying back from the Grenadines, dude. And I answered him the rest of the time,

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I just didn't have answers for him. I should have just told him I didn't have the answers. Wow. Holy shit. Let me see. I like how they just throw a little baby in Hooters gear on this too, in between all the titties. If you're listening to the podcast there's

a fucking massive hooters calendar that 92 holy fuck bro that was a good year for titties titties were different back then yeah this is a good year for rib cages these bitches had the longest rib cages back in the 90s it's a good year for fucking fake curly hair these bitches were crimping their hair crimping their style look at that bathing suit oh god damn it i flipped this one no not not that one page 16 holy shit all right the page is sticking together holy fuck who's brianna chicken fries producer wait have you guys realized that brianna Chicken Fry's team is all females? Yeah. Misogynistic.

Yeah, that's kind of undiverse. Wait, what do we got here? What the fuck? Oh, yeah. Are you just sticking together? What does it say? It says for emergency use only. Oh, this must be like to hide.

Oh, I get it. This is for the children. Fold it over and be like, yeah, this is my calendar. Oh, fuck. this is for the children fold it over and be like yeah this is my calendar oh fuck that's genius for the fucking porno heads out there that are trying to hide their dirty dirty ways whoa what's the do you think the people who have like hot calendars beat off to the calendar yeah you think so i remember i had a buddy in like uh buddy when I was in elementary school and his older brother had the Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar. The swimsuit edition? No, the calendar.

Oh, the calendar? Yeah. Beating off to a calendar is weird. Yeah. But I guess that this is 92. 92. They didn't exactly have their fucking hub at their fingertips. It's not like they could just get to the bottom of all the porno in the world.

To beat off. You had to go to Hooters to beat off. You had to order chicken wings to beat off. No, no. Drive through and park. Crank one out while you guys are making the food. It's like when you go to a gas station and try and use their bathroom.

It's like, no, no, you got to buy something. You got to get a basket of wings before you take, or you bust your nut. Dude, I haven't been, I don't, I don't think I've been to a Hooters. I went to a Hooters when we won a hockey game when I was in like second grade. The whole team went, but I don't think I've ever been to one outside of that. In my seventh and eighth grade birthday parties, we went to the Hooters in Baltimore in the inner Harbor. Damn, it must've been rough. It was a 90 parties we went to the Hooters in Baltimore in the Inner Harbor damn must have been rough

it was a 90 minute drive down to the Hooters why didn't you just go to like Philly I think we went to like a Baltimore I don't know Ravens game yeah like a Orioles game or some shit like that I don't know yeah it was I like told the girls in my house or in my

grade school, they were like, where are you going for your birthday? And I was like, the strip club. Dude, there's like all different types of Hooters now too. There's like goth Hooters,

country girl Hooters. Nuh-uh. Yeah. I saw there's flat ass Hooters. Flat ass Hooters. Yeah. And that's kind of just Hooters. It's flat asses with big old cans.

No, this one Hooters where they, I just saw the tweet today of like this guy being like, man, I don't think I'm coming back here. Cause this girl had a concave ass. Oh really? It was completely, it was like a crater. I had struck her lower back. It was the longest fucking tall. That's hilarious to be like, I'm never fucking coming back here.

I'm not hard. Well, I'm never fucking coming back here. I'm not hard. Well, I'm not hard at my restaurant. What the fuck? You think I come here for the fucking chicken wings? On Yelp. Just food was delicious. Food was great. The ass was.

Some part. Some part. Just disrespectful. My waitress reminded me of a two by four. Flat as a board and easy to nail. My race just wasn't really as bussing as I would hope. I was hoping to be way more horny as I walked out. While I did jerk off in the bathroom,

the results weren't as explosive as I had hoped. They'd probably make a shit ton of tips. Tits? Tips. Come on, bro. Mind out of the gutter they definitely do right yeah as long as it's gotta be like all birthday parties and shit for like it's always kids too seven-year-olds is that your beside your old man's idea no it was mine my dad was probably like too pious about it he probably loved god way too much for to let me anywhere near these fucking heathen bitches and my mom was probably like it's what adam wants just get to smash the titties and the chicken wings in his face and take him to see cal ripken

i don't know if i would ever suggest that as a thing to do with my family with your dad well i took like my boys and then your dad well my we we were in seventh grade. Like I was 12 turning 13. Like someone had to fucking, yeah. So your dad's sitting there with all of you guys and you guys are like, holy shit. This is awesome. Just getting horny with your boys and your father. I mean like.

Your dad's sitting at the head of the table. Like this is how you get horny boys. Yeah. But these women, and I don't want to call them pedophiles but they are they touched my upper arm the way that they touch a grown man's upper arm like they they use their sorcery to try and get me horny as a 12 year old and then your dad has to tip them like thanks for that he needed that he needed that little boost there's a little make-a-wish foundation fucking

boner that i had thanks Thanks so much, man. He hasn't been able to get hard. Yeah. He's been struggling. He's really been going through it with the girls in his class. None of them will get him hard. He wanted to go to the guy hooters. He's confused.

Give him a fucking show. Hey, just get him hard, man. He's really confused. Just set him on the right path. Some of these kids these days you know what i mean if their blue-haired parents would just take them to hooters and get them hard then they wouldn't be so confused i know fucking just get them just get the boys rock hard again that's a cure yeah like it was for me so i can just go to the inner harbor have a crab cake some fucking wings dude but i was on this fucking

vacation yeah how was it it was fucking sweet dude i um i took acid and swam with turtles damn it was fucking badass tripping balls uh you're still tripping little flashbacks i mean flashbacks every time i crack my neck yeah fucking another dimension hell yeah every time i crack my neck it's like a Dolly painting. Time just starts. Does that actually happen? I don't think so. That was such a rumor.

I remember one kid when I was in like high school did acid and then he'd, and then he'd like, he'd be, you'd be talking to him and he'd be like, and he'd be like, holy shit. You guys had a flashback. And everyone would be like,

no, you fucking get into dude. Shut the fuck up. He did that for like a long time. Yeah. It's probably a great way to get, get attention. fucking get into it, dude. Shut the fuck up. He did that for like a long time. It's probably a great way to get attention. I just tripped. Yeah, no, you have ADD, my friend. Yeah.

You just lost focus. You just want attention. Poor guy. But it was- Good dose? Good dose, though? Healthy dose. A little bit heavy for the-

A little strong. So the entire time that we were out there, was watching um the world cup on my phone and even the eagles game a guy like sends me a live stream of it uh and then the one day we were riding with sea turtles and my boy mike was supposed to like bring the acid so we could like swim with the sea turtles and fucking take this acid would have been sublime but that would be like i would do that if that if the acid lasted for like only the time that i was with turtles yeah that's that's why i don't do drugs because i don't it lasts too long it lasts too long it lasts far too smoking weed lasts like eight hours that's why there's like nothing you can do to

stop it that's why i hate that's why dmt is only 8 to 15 minutes. Yeah. That's why it's a waste weider. They say it feels like a long time. Yeah, you're in there for eternity. But I was watching these streams all week. Then we were supposed to go swim with the sea turtles. And he forgot the acid. So we're like, we'll do it tomorrow. And we walked around this private island right after we took them. Just took a little nature walk.

Then we found a trail to walk up. And on the way up the trail, I was feeling good. And then on the way back down the trail, I was a new person and I was feeling fucking terrible. Bad trip? We like sat down for lunch and like fight or flight kicked in. And I was like, I got to get the fuck out of here. And I was like white knuckling. Holy shit.

I tried to order some food and it was intense and it was kicking my fucking ass and i was like i stumbled over to the fucking beach i walked past the like concierge's desk and and my boy like he had walked into the office and he left his shoes outside i just saw my boy's two shoes i was too fucked up i just like zoomed to the beach and i was like i need to sit down dude i need to like watch like a fucking soccer game or like something to get my mind off of this and so oh dude it sounds miserable the dude had been live streaming so i opened up the like street site that he was live streaming on and and he was streaming the lion king he was streaming the cartoon action of the lion king it's the scene where simba is talking to his

i was like oh my fucking god like in hell that's love my dad simba starts brawling out with scar i'm on the edge of my seat feeling like so fucking bad like so dumb my chest is like gripping up feeling so intensely uncomfortable from this acid and i was like there's only one thing i could do and i like stumbled out into the ocean and like plunged into the water and it felt incredible and i was like a new person and i spent like three hours straight in the water yeah yeah threw on a snorkel and like i just snorkeled around the island the entire way and like the entire time i was in the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Threw on a snorkel and like I just snorkeled around the island the entire way. And like the entire time I was in the water,

underwater, I like, I couldn't tell I was tripping. I couldn't even tell I was on acid. That's hilarious. It felt so smooth. I got back on land

and I was like going back through it and I just plunged my head back underwater and I was like, I think I'm amphibious. I think I'm like a true sea creature. How long did it take to wear off? It was the entire day.

It took the entire day to wear off. Dude, that sucks. We went on a sailboat after that, like this, with my wife and his girlfriend. And it was like, have you ever been on like a sailboat? It was like a wooden ship sailboat. Not like a big one. It was like probably about 40 feet or something like that. Yeah, no, I've never done that.

Those look horrifying. It was horrifying. I was like laughing my dick off. By then I was having there all yeah they're always just like this top side completely sideways and so these girls were like my wife and and like they were terrified like they were fucking going through hell but by then like the trip was awesome so i was just like having the time of my life and it completely changed around and that uh that kind of kicked my my trip off into a good direction how what day was this this was the thursday so we were pretty deep into the yeah yeah yeah into the trip the entire time but uh it was uh it was just like a beautiful uh pretty relaxing experience

yeah it's like playing tennis aside for the acid acid is sweet i mean it wound up being sweet my boy was like it i mean it sounded like you were having a bad trip for like eight hours i mean it what it wound up being sweet my boy wasn't like it i mean it sounded like you were having a bad trip for like eight hours i know it was just during that lunch in the lion king that's brutal it was really bad i was like screenshotting like pictures from the lion king being like yo i need to fucking remember let me find one of the fucking screenshots i had he's like you screenshotting the lion king right now dude i like is there anything you can do to like make like a drug wear off faster i think it's like drink water and like eat food i think smoking weed uh truncates it a little bit i think smoking weed or like uh doing booze uh like nips it in the butt a little bit um because like when you drink it's like you just can eat or throw up look at this screenshot

of it's oh jesus christ it's simba's dad it's mufasa in a cloud fading into the mist and it's just the caption is remember who you are that's brutal and then at the end just in the circle of life fucking uh simba simba and nala with the fucking i was screenshotting it like my life depended on that's a nightmare i need to remember this why did you turn it off i was did you not get the world cup anywhere well i mean i was there was no tvs out there like they're not a single tv damn there's barely internet like i could i stream the eagles game this guy like stream the eagles game for me in the u.s game i watched but i couldn't watch any of the rest of the shit it was their time difference it's an hour the other way so

it's an hour ahead yeah ahead oh that's not that bad at all. Yeah, it was kind of sweet, actually. Yeah. NFL football starts at 2. Kind of fucking, well, but then you got to wait around all day for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunday night football doesn't start till 930. I know you know all about that as a fucking gambling man.

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Hit a big one last night. After Che told me not to take it. Did you go Bucks money line midway through the game? Yeah. When they were down 13? No, it was like fourth quarter. Really? Yeah. Plus what? Because I was like, I know Brady. I know he's a late game guy. And he is. Yeah.

And I was like, I know he's going to turn it on. People thought that Tommy is washed. Yeah. Because he always does that. No, no. Well, he baits you. Yeah. And I was like, I know he's going to turn it on. And I was sitting and I was watching and I was like, yeah, let's take this fucking money line. My only problem was I didn't put more money on it. put five bucks on it but i won fifty dollars oh shit yeah so it was plus one thousand yeah damn it was three to sixteen

in the fourth you should have put a hundred bucks on it well then i would have lost a hundred bucks why if because like i don't know it's like if they lost, then I'd be like, okay, who cares? It was $5. Yeah, but if you had won, the $100 would have turned into $1,000 and been your biggest gambling win of all time. Yeah, but I can't be just doing that. I can't be using that mindset every time. Not every time.

Just the time when it's going to win. But there was also a very high chance that they weren't going to win. They did score with three seconds left. Yeah, yeah. After touchdowns were called back. Yeah, yeah. That was down if they called that touchdown back. I fucking Yeah, yeah. After touchdowns were called back. Yeah, yeah. That was dumb that they called that touchdown back. I fucking know, dude.

The refs. Total ref show. I know. Have you learned how to complain about the refs yet? Big step in your football fandom. No. But they do suck. Do you think they ever get like, do you think they have to have like security and shit?

Like drag them out, like bring them to their cars after the games? I think there's been times where people are like, I think it happened in Cleveland. Everyone's throwing bottles at the refs and they're like ducking their head. They probably get run up on all the time. But that's why they're all so jacked. The refs are all jacked

as fuck. The only thing I don't fuck with is when they use that little GoPro camera, like the ref cam. Yeah. And they're like right in the play. Yeah. They're like next to the quarterback hunched

down between the linebacker. Yeah. Yeah. That's us. If you want to be a fuck it if you want to be on the field so bad

maybe make a team. Damn nerd. Yeah. Fucking point Dexter. Have there ever been any ever have there ever been any players that go from playing

to being a ref? I doubt it. I think ref's like a part-time job. No, those guys make bank. Huh? They get super paid. Yeah. Really?

Those guys make a shitload of money. I know it used to be a part-time job. I looked it up. They make a fuck ton of money. How much? A lot. How much? I think over like 300K a year.

Really? Yeah. I know it used to. They all used to be lawyers like it used to all have like other side jobs but uh yeah i don't i don't think a player would do that it's like a thankless hateful job no yeah quarter million to work 16 times all year that's true not fucking bad not bad at all not bad at all pretty fucking sweet you can spend the rest of the time of your gym working on your fucking triceps yeah they are all bench press

buff though they just have big ass triceps and pecs dude when i was when i was at my show in new brunswick they uh why are you taking your headphones off mirroring bro sign of respect when i was at my shows In New Brunswick I was taking a shit In the bathroom stall Before the show Public bathroom

Or the backstage one And there was these dudes In the bathroom talking And they were like Yo dude They were like What the fuck is up with Brett? They were like

Is he good? And he was like I have no idea dude And they were like Dude he's been hitting chest Like every single day Oh shit I swear to god And they're like dude he's been hitting chest like every single day i swear to god and they're like dude yeah he's like fighting demons right now check on your

strong friends dude this poor guy can't stop wrecking his delts does not stop hitting chest you know he's gonna get hurt right then he'll be hurt mentally and physically i thought you said jess no no no no even worse bro chest chest that'd be one thing if he was benching on stall yeah you gotta give yourself time to recover bro that's hilarious it was cracking me up you just burst out laughing in the stall now now use it on stage i kept quiet which one of you is brett yeah yeah yeah which one of you guys keep oh it's you you just tell this guy has the biggest chest massive chest this falsely huge chest i gotta get back in the gym dude it's never happening i know and i'm just gaining weight at a rapid pace every day 10 new pounds yeah that shit's never fucking 10 pounds

a day yeah you're compounding but everybody's talking about this sickness that's going around that makes everyone lose five to seven pounds i gotta get that i gotta get it i gotta get that i would kill to get like covid right now dude yeah i was i got no shows this weekend so i would just dude i would just chill in my room and play video games every day perfect time it would be so fucking awesome wait you have no shows this weekend now come to Come to Rough and Rowdy. Oh, yeah, I could do that. Come walk out on Maui.

Damn. Oh, dude. No, don't get me wrong. I would kill to spend a weekend in Providence with the boys. Exactly. You just realized how good Providence is after Bridgetown or wherever the fuck you're at. I'm definitely staying in New York, dude. I got games to play. You're gaming hard oh dude so hard are you like me and my boys text each other at like 8 a.m being like we're playing tonight is everybody in oh yeah yeah dude we

played so sunday so i i started playing again like last week like tuesday probably and uh yeah yeah it was around then And we had one session that was like six hours long. And I was like, that was out of control. Like that was way too long, whatever. And then on Sunday I get home from New Brunswick and I'm like, yo, are we playing? Whole team gets on. Usually it's, usually it's me and two other guys, but this one guy who was super busy with schoolwork got on too. So it's like my four best, my three best friends. And we played from 5 p.m. until 3 in the morning.

God damn. Like no break. That's male friendship. No break. Holy fuck. What did you eat the entire time? I got salad. From where?

Just salad. Oh, you just ordered a salad? That's how I could tell you're locked in. Yeah. No pizza boys yeah yeah let's make a pact right now no fried food we were like we were like holding off on eating because we're like i think i'm more sharp right now you definitely are we were all like starving 24 hour fast boys we got a game tonight but that game is hard as fuck that's why you got

to stay sharp but well the thing is we're really good like we're all really good at call of duty because we've been playing it for like 15 years but uh but dude winning in like been huge ass battle royale games like that is so hard because the lobby's like 150 people and it's like at the end of it it like comes down to just like luck like where you're placed in the storm yeah it's bullshit it's bullshit dude are you guys on pcs no ps4 okay that's pretty sweet yeah pcs would be a little bit over the top yeah that would be lame as fuck yeah you don't want that shit gamer chairs yeah gamer chair those big ass thrones yeah that'd be a tough look you know those chairs cost like ten thousand dollars yeah they're the most expensive thing and of course they're marketing to like i don't even

know what i don't even know what they're what's so good about them my my old gaming chair was just a fucking chair from walmart yeah that i bought like when i like in the city but somehow every like pc gamer not only needs to have the ten thousand dollar chair but like seven screens glow in the dark fucking tower like everything can't get in the zone unless leds are like blaring through their eyes. Yeah, they need everything dark except for the fucking million watt LEDs. Like even the keyboards are lit up. The keyboard and the mouse are lit up too. They fucking love that shit. It's, I mean, and more power to them.

There must be something great about it. I think it's just like it runs smooth. Good for their back, probably. Good for their back. I mean, if you stream, it looks sick. I've been watching this gamer chair guy uh on tiktok who has a uh he's got a legit ghost in his house have you seen this dude no i couldn't believe it because i'm so anti-ghost i don't know why dude i if i even if i was i've

told this i would never say that out loud. The guy has like... He's like filming the wall as the ghost knocks the picture frames off. The dude's filming his knife block as the knife jumps out of it. Bro. He's the best editor of all time. Dude, no one would... First of all, a ghost would never

act. And also on camera. And also if it was, you'd be able to see the ghost. Check in on your ghost IQ, brother. Show up on camera and also if it was you'd be able to see the ghost check in on your ghost iq brother show up on camera that's like the biggest thing in horror movies horror movies are fake this dude this is real dude ghosts show up on camera have you ever seen the pictures when there's like a blurry like hand on someone's on like you you think that there's only one type of ghost you think that ghosts aren't like the fucking animal but it's a known thing like a million different types

of ghosts? Have you ever seen Insidious, dude? No, I haven't. The beginning of Insidious 2, there's a crazy jump scare. He's sitting in the room and he takes a picture

and the ghost is right in front of him. Have you ever seen The Fappening? What? Isn't The Fappening a website? The Fappening was when

all the pictures got... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they got leaked by some ghost who no one saw yeah lizard squad um who was the uh no what paranormal activity don't you don't see the ghost in that the paranormal activity is not real in that movie also sucks dick what are you fucking talking about none of none of the ones you're talking about are real too what are you conjuring it's true story what are you talking about the conjuring is real yeah but it's a video representation of that shit. So even if a ghost is showing up.

Bro, they show the pictures at the end of The Conjuring too. And there's like a girl levitating through the room. I'll show you the pictures right now. Yeah, good. But that's not good editing. But my TikTok video. This isn't editing, dude. This picture's from like 1930.

Yeah, they couldn't edit pictures from back then. They still don't edit in London. If they did, they'd FaceTune those badass teeth out of there. They'd do something about those jacked up grills that they have over there. Conjuring 2, real photos. Bullshit. I don't believe

this shit for a second. I gotta find this real... That's a girl jumping. No, no, dude. That's a still frame of a woman one foot off the ground. That's a fucking jump. What are you talking about? She's jumping.

She's jumping off a bed. What the fuck are you talking about? I know she definitely is jumping off the bed. Yeah, what? That's actually her just jumping off the bed. I don't know what it was like. I forget what it was. Don't sweat it, bro. You don't sweat what it was like. I forget what it was.

Don't sweat it, bro. You don't sweat it, bro. Don't think too deep about it. Don't think about it too much. You think this is fake? The fuck? This drawing of a ghost that looks like an owl? The Conjuring is, that's actually a nun. That's the demon in Conjuring 2.

Conjuring 2 is not that great, though. It's not as good as the first one. I didn't even watch the third one because apparently that one sucks you want to watch a scary movie together sure do you get more scared if you're with someone or with or on your own on my own the worst the the scariest place to watch a scary movie is the theater because they had that they got the surround sound and like the whole room's like vibrating yeah and you also like you can't look away and everybody else screams and it scares you too the the most like the the you can't pause it the lamest thing you can do while watching a horror movie is like laugh and like like try and be like yeah this shit doesn't fucking scare me

yeah this shit's funny dude i don't even fucking when i was in school when i was in school aria aria ariester arioster the guy who wrote uh hereditary and midsummer came and spoke at our school and they showed a screening of hereditary and like the whole crowd was laughing and I was like, livid. I was like, stop fucking laughing. It's like one of the Hereditary is one of the scariest movies ever. Yeah. And people are laughing. I'm like, you guys are fucking horrified right now.

They showed Hereditary to your high school? No, this is college. Oh, college. Yeah. This is the one month I was there. That's a good month. That's honestly, that would make me stay in college. Yeah. And they did a show on movies. college oh college yeah this is the one month i was there that's a that's a good month that's honestly that would make me stay in college yeah and they did a show on movies dude they did a q

and a and ari oster was like high as fuck he dude halfway through he's halfway through answering a question he goes wait what was the question again and i was like oh my god the legend yeah i uh when i watched uh the dark knight people in the movie theater, like we're laughing at the Joker and I was getting pissed off in the same way. So this performance killed him. Yeah. You know that this killed him,

right? You know that him getting into that space mentally is what actually was his untimely demise. Dude, I haven't been to a movie theater in a long time, but I remember, I remember we and my buddies went to see the new, the force awakens in theaters when we were in high school.

I think it was the Force Awakens. There were these dudes behind us who were drinking twisted teas. They brought them from home and they were fucked up. They kept on grabbing onto us and shaking us. They were right behind us. These 25-year-old dudes.

We were 17 and they were just shaking us up. Just getting fucked up. Well, just old fashioned bullying. Yeah, old fashioned bullying. Yeah. Like swirly style bullying. And then my one buddy, Bo, who's like tried to be like a hard ass, he just turned around and like stared at them. Didn't say anything.

Just. Are you guys going to keep on shaking our little boy shoulders? Yeah. Or am I going to have to fucking talk to him? Because either one can happen. With The Forceens i think so yeah i think that was the one i'm thinking of some star wars shit yeah i think it's that's the one where like princess leia starts like flying through the sky at one point and that was when i was like what the fuck that's the conjuring bro no no no anything that would be the conjuring too much different movie

yeah i'm not buying fucking natalie portman's ass flying through the air I don't know. Anything that would be The Conjuring 2. Much different movie. Yeah. I'm not buying fucking Natalie Portman's ass flying through the air. Is Natalie Portman in that movie? She used to be Princess Leia. I don't know. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I stopped watching the Star Wars shit after Jar Jar Binks got out of it.

I was like, this shit's not realistic. Bring back Jar Jar. Yeah, that show. And they just keep pumping out movies. They always will, though, because they're always going to do okay. Oh, yeah. There will never be a Star Wars movie that does actually bad, that they lose money on. Because people are fanatical. Yeah.

People love that shit. Yeah. Except for Harrison Ford. I heard he doesn't like it. I heard he likes his- Because they killed him off. Yeah, but I heard that they won't even bring him back for some other shit. Because they killed him.

When Han Solo dies, dude, that part was devastating. Spoiler. And Chewbacca's like... That's pretty good. Bro, good-ass Chewbacca. Good impressions. Thanks, bro. What else you got?

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And he was talking about Dave and he keeps talking about Dave. And he's like, he's like my good friend Dave. And he's talking about Dave Smith. Right. And the lady thinks he's talking about Dave Chappelle. So she texts him after the interview and she's like can i get uh dave's number that would mean like a lot to me and he was like yeah of course and then he like he wrote in the message he's like he's like the closest thing i have to a brother and the whole time she thinks he's talking about dave chappelle and like he doesn't know like lewis doesn't know that

she thinks it's dave chappelle oh my god and. And then they, like, on Legion of Skanks, they, like, put it together. And they have Soder call the Fox News lady and do a Dave Chappelle impression. On the air? On air. Oh, my God. And it's so fucking funny. Did they fool her? Oh, yeah.

Really? And then he just keeps on bringing it back to Lewis. She'll ask questions, and he'll be like, I love Lewis like a brother. Like, in a dave chappelle voice and he's like she's like he's like and he says that like ah dude you just gotta watch it it's so fucking it's like 30 minutes long but it's worth it it's so sweet to get a prank call uh like a real live official prank call because that's just damn near dead yeah it's actually kind of like depressing too because she's like on the train when she picks up the call and she's like my phone's on one percent like i'm freaking out and it's just soda on the other line like playing video games but it was on fox news no dude it was all on their show oh got it got it this was like pretty

recent this was like a couple weeks ago did they ever announce it i'm sorry did they ever like break the news to her that i have no idea she must have found out somehow i'd assume she found out poor bitch i know it was pretty depressing for her but it was so fucking funny yeah getting pranked like that is devastating because he's i mean dude his chapelle sounds exactly like chapelle and a little bit of phone interference oh yeah it sounds anything could sound a little bit dude it's so funny what's that it's so good that's sick yeah fox news dude they keep on having francis on yeah i know he's like fucking talker carlson all of a sudden he literally could get like that's how jesse water started by doing

shows with bill like interviews on bill o'reilly's show and then they're like you want to have an hour every night like francis could get offered an hour by Fox News. Yeah, but they do that. They do that a good bit. The like they have comic. What was that old show that the Red Room something like that? Maybe they used to have comics on. Maybe.

But that show got canceled. Correct or something. That was like like Louie did. There's an episode of Louie where he's on that. Nick Mullen used to be on it all the time. Like comics used to always go on some show, but it's not the same thing that Francis is doing. But I think they've always had comics on to be like,

don't the liberals suck so much? Yeah. Yeah. Would your liberal ass go on there? No. I would make a fool of myself. Why? Because I don't have it.

It's just not my thing. Yeah. I can't dress up in a suit and go on TV eventually you'll have to hair i think my hair is setting me back if i went up in a suit like this they'd be like what the fuck is this guy yeah your suit has to not fit yeah i know if your suit fit what the hair's fucked up but if the suit didn't fit it'd be be like, oh, it's contextualized. I just have no other options, dude. This is the best that it's ever going to be.

It's either this or Buzz. You could bring back the Buzz. No, never bring back the Buzz. I would go back to having a six or a seven, maybe. What do you mean, never bringing back the Buzz? I'm never going back to what it was that one time. It was sweet. Yeah, it did rock. I saw an old clip an old cliff i'm like i missed this version oh dude it was so bad you were militant it was so bad you

demanded so much more that's when this everyone in this office started getting scared of you they'd be like hey can you talk to sass for me he hasn't been coming into work for the last seven weeks do you mind if you just ask him if he's gonna come in back ever again no rush no rush because like I understand he's going through a lot and I don't want any problems with him that was crazy dude I had everyone just calling me being like just want to make

sure you're good man and I'm like playing fucking video games in Colorado while my buddy's at work it's like yeah I don't know if i'll be back on your own time probably not to be honest i'm just gonna chill out here for a bit bro you know that they'll um that because of our uh insurance or whatever they'll pay for rehab shit is that like a suggestion to me i might take them up yeah dude we should go to one of

those nice rehabs yeah that's what i'm saying like malibu or arizona or something because i don't need to drink no like i wouldn't have like withdrawals or anything like that great and we'd just chill and you could just like we'd be losing like five pounds a day yeah rule so much it would be awesome just like tan ripped on days that i don't drink, which obviously I don't actually drink like every day, but on days that I don't drink, I like eat like shit because I'm like, dude, this is still better for me

than what I've been doing the last couple days. Count the calories up in like three beers. I can have like three Big Macs and that's still less than the fucking 15 Guinnesses I drank the night before. So imagine us at a plush rehab facility just fucking kicking back. Steaking eggs.

Yeah, just crushing fucking non-alcoholic bevies. Yeah. Just diet cokes. Vaping till our fucking dicks fall off. That would be awesome. Yeah, you know that they're vaping. Probably like in the gym. Oh, yeah.

All they encourage you to do is like get right with God and replace it with a healthier addiction. Yeah. I'd probably just be playing video games, dude. You think you can? What? You think that you're allowed to play video games in rehab? It probably depends on what you're in rehab for. Yeah.

I would just want to have a fresh room, though. Do you think there's turndown service in rehab? You think they'll come to your room and fold your sheets for you? Or do you think you've got to make your own bed and shit like that? Probably depends on where you are. I mean, they've obviously got the shitty rehab rehabs but they've also got the really nice ones that like the celebrities go to yeah that are just like it's like he's been to rehab eight times yeah yeah yeah no shit he has yeah he keeps on going back because it's better than the best insurance is paying for it the studio's paying for it just so he can get back in there

dude uh john mulaney has a hilarious bit about when he went to rehab and he and he thought everyone was going to recognize him and no one knew who he was and then like he i don't know i probably shouldn't be giving away his material because i don't think he's put it out yet that's still funny as fuck yeah have you ever been in that situation where you thought people would recognize you? No, because I always go places knowing no one's going to recognize me. But people do. The only time I thought it was going to happen is when I went back to my house at Penn State.

Oh, yeah. See, I've had times like that. That's the only time I've wanted it to happen. Yeah. Is when I go home. And no one... What's up, fellas? Yeah.

You know I used to live here, right? back that episode of always sunny when he goes back to his frat house have you ever seen that one no it's probably the exact same it's like the funniest he comes in wearing like his like letters like on like this like wool sweater and he's like what's up boys and and he and he's like he's like looking at the the poster of all the all the frat kids uh and his has like a massive dick over his face i've been at uh like at penn state like i wasn't in a frat but i will be at frat parties during big weekends and like the alumni who come back are like the celebrities well no the the biggest losers of all time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolute insane glory days. Bruce Springsteen ass people trying to relive their fucking sweetest memories that they have. I mean, I would get like going back for like a game.

But not to like. Not go into the parties. Bask in the glory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to be like, you know, I was a fucking legend here. Remember what happened here? I'm trying to think of like when i actually witnessed that happen like it was like recently i was somewhere and i like witnessed that happening when i lived

in philadelphia uh two dudes came and knocked on our door of our apartment and they were like you know we used to live here and they were the two gayest dudes of all time two like old gay men why would you ever do that why would you ever go to someone's apartment like yeah this used to be our place like okay there's probably 400 other people that lived here too yeah i think they wanted to just walk through a college town but i also think that from the vibes these guys were having fucking killer orgies there oh yeah they probably had the best sex of their life probably it was 3 000 square feet and it was probably head to toe dude and they were just sucking and fucking so from that point of view i could i could you know they wanted to relive and maybe just to see if the orgies were still going on oh yeah hop in sub like oh i heard there's six dudes living here now you guys sucking

fucker nah just kidding i will say unless you do not to go off topic but the the square footage thing reminded me there is actually the barbarian there are some very funny scenes I didn't know it was actually made by one of the guys from the whitest kids you know yeah so is it funny it's like horror but there are funny scenes there's one scene in it that I was like laughing pretty hard at

I feel like more horror movies are getting made than any other genre maybe it's just because we're around Halloween times I don't know dude it's just like that you know that one looks that don't know, dude. It's just like that, you know, that one looks that there's one looks good. That smile movie. Yes. Have you seen it? I long to see. I want to see that. That looks good together. Yeah, that one looks

pretty scary, but I do. I just have my my hopes are down. My hopes are low. I haven't seen like a really good horror movie that I've really liked in a while. That bums me out for you. I know that because you know me dude i know you love to be scared i'm a horror guy i know you love to be terrified i know that's what makes you feel alive is just abject fear nothing is scarier in the world than playing solo warzone that is

terrifying why because dude you're on the map with 150 people and then all of a sudden next thing you know there's some little mexican boy speaking over the proximity chat dropping an n-bomb dropping n-words oh dude the mexicans drop the n-word on warzone constantly constantly how do you know they're mexican you can tell they're not guatemalan venezuelan no no no these dudes are guaranteed mexican dude they say the n-word more than the black dudes do. Yeah. It's crazy. And then they drop their city in Mexico just so you know. Dude, we, uh...

You know, we don't have... At least go... Proximity chat on Warzone is crazy. I don't have a mic yet, though, so I haven't been able to participate, but I need to get one.

One of our subscribers, can you guys gift Sass a mic? I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna steal one from the office. There's definitely a mic here somewhere. Just raid the game time room. Someone's getting robbed by me.

It's the game time guys. It's the game time room. I remember when I first started here, I was doing Billy football. He hit me up and was like, do you want to play Warzone with us tonight? This was Warzone 1. Right now it's Warzone 2. Of course. You don't need to explain that to me, bro. He was like, we're going to stream. i thought it was like four game time i thought

it was gonna be like me smitty billy i think this was before mrex was even here and the hooligans yeah i thought that's what it was and i was like sure you mooch yeah i was like yeah i was like yeah i'll definitely do this and then i went out keep in, I had like a hundred dollars in my bank account at this time. Cause I just started working here and I went out, bought like a nice ass pair of turtle beaches and like wireless turtle beaches, which are like the nice gaming headset. They were like 150 bucks. You broke the bank. I broke the bank for them.

And then I got home, set it up, texted Billy. I was like, when are we playing? He's like, we're on right now. Get on. It's just him and his high school buddies. No stream. And I was like, dude, are you fucking kidding me? So what happened to the headset?

I kept it. It's at my house. It's at home. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Like, it's like at home, home. So you're about to buy another one? No, I think I might just have my mom, like, ship it to me or something. Or son of a boy dad fans.

Like, why? I saw a fucking OnlyFans girl get gifted 70K cat. I don't know why. In a briefcase. I don't know why they can't send my man, my man Sass $150 headset. I know. If you're really down for the cause. After all the fucking merch we give you.

After all the fucking entertainment we give you. After all those goddamn discounts. After the fucking unbelievable discounts that we're chefing up every day. There was a girl at our show this weekend that was wearing one of the anus gray crewnecks. Oh, hell yes. The all gray. She's the only one.

Why, they didn't sell it? There's nothing on it. It's just a gray Gildan hoodie. Because we had like the Viola Beauregard joke going, but they wouldn't give us purple. They're like, oh, you guys haven't earned purple. We're like, we haven't earned purple.

What does that even mean? And then we weren't going to, they're like, how about a gray hoodie, which is purple lettering? Like that doesn't do the joke at all. So we'd rather just put out a gray crew deck. And we did.

But did it, I thought that that was going to sell really well. I haven't checked, but because that feels like merch I would buy. They were flaming it on the Reddit. Dude. It's a guilt. Yeah.

I also don't know how no one knew that was a joke. It was like, obviously you guys aren't like, this is something we've been working on for a while. We're really proud to release this gray Gildan hoodie. We had to put a design on it to like put it on the website. So there's this like one pixel black dot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, uh, shout out to her proprietary. Dude. Also shout out to mook. Dude also shout out to mook dude shout out to mook uh doing numbies on on uh the on the talk oh yeah yeah yeah yeah shout out to mook doing numbies on tiktok stealing his own tweet yeah i saw that yeah i never saw the tweet though was the tweet

just the same thing yeah yeah it was. It was, what was the tweet? It was like me getting into an Uber after three Bud Lights, and then I said, yo, what's up, Beast? Which, it like struck a chord. It was like so simple, but also so true. Sass has heard me say that. Well, he does that every single time. Yo, what's up, Beast? What's up, Legend?

I don't know if it's a Philly thing or what, dude, but I feel like I call everybody Legend and Beast. What's up, Ledge? It rolls off the tongue. It definitely is a Philly thing. I never have said that, unless it was ironic. Beast especially. Beast is like, nah.

Wait, are you from Northeast? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Beast is Northeast Philly for sure. I say boss. I say boss sometimes. What's up, boss? What's up, boss?

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dudes we got to have uh tommy yeah they want to come on yeah and uh they were so we were talking about i don't know if this is like a thing just when i was growing up like when we were younger but we would always say as like in something was bad you'd be like oh that's aids did you guys ever say that no yeah no they were blown away they were like that's crazy but like everyone would say that i didn't even know what aids was i was in like seventh grade and i'd be like dude i have fucking math that's aids this math homework is fucking aids dude well age was beaten by then dude like age was like that's another one time plus tragedy equals comedy oh yeah but people still get fired up about the aids stuff i think we were talking about that because there's all those aids

commercials on nfl sunday everywhere there's like 15 of them i forget what what city i just arrived at and all the fucking billboards it might have been in dc like every single billboard was like like consider your prep today apparently people are just taking them now prep like yeah because it's like even it like it's like it makes it so it's basically impossible for you to get it yeah even and apparently it's making its way over to the straights what aids or prep aids so now straight dudes are taking the prep well magic johnson got it, bro. He was straight. Oh, yeah. Is monkeypox

still a thing? No, no, no. That died out fast. Quicker than AIDS? I don't think anyone... Yeah, way quicker than AIDS. I don't think there was even a cure. I don't know how you died from... I don't know how you would die from monkeypox. It was just like bumps, wasn't it? You'd get bumped to death. Bumped to death.

Too many bumps, dude. You'd get bumped head to toe. That shit looked painful. I don't know if you guys ever saw it. I got it because I went down this deep rabbit hole about it. Because you're pitiless. Yeah. And dude, that looked, it looks bad. It made me be like, oh shit, I might go get this vaccine.

Prep. I might go get the prep. But if it's just like sass, like playing volleyball in a prep commercial. And then walking over to the sidelines and making out with my boyfriend. I didn't think prep was for me until I looked more into it. Mowing the lawn. Now I don't leave home without it. You're like reading a book and your boyfriend puts his arms around you and kisses you on your neck.

I've been undetectable for six years. Ask your doctor about PrEP today. You worried about sucking and fucking at the old apartment you used to live at? There's probably so much AIDS flying around at my old apartment. I don't think there is, dude. I'm saying back when these dudes who were 60 years old came back. And they were pioneers. And it lives on surfaces, too.

You got to make sure you use the Windex. Yeah, it's like early COVID. You got to wipe down your packages for the AIDS to come in. You got to squeegee down your shit like getting onto an airplane. Wearing a mask to avoid AIDS. Still fucking. Sucking a dick through a mask. i was on the train it's not a chin strap yeah i was on the subway the other day and there was this lady like so

blatant it was like crowded and she's like she's like this she's like like like sweatshirt over the nose and i was like well i mean i was like i guess the train's pretty crowded like she probably doesn't maybe she doesn't want to get sick and then she pulls a mask out and puts it on like what what the fuck was the sweatshirt for i was like I guess the train's pretty crowded like she probably doesn't maybe she doesn't want to get sick and then she pulls a mask out and puts it on like what what the fuck was the sweatshirt for I was like why didn't you put the mask on 15 minutes ago it's like when someone my mom used to do this she would walk past a smoking section and she'd be like yeah yeah yeah yeah like it's just like showing that you're like and it was like first of all you're the you got on the train without a mask on

right like don't try and make us all feel bad for not having masks on. You weren't wearing one either. You're shocked that there's people on the train? What the hell are you all doing here? Dude, I had to take the train to fucking Astoria yesterday. Oh, that's how you got out there? That is a hike. You got an Uber out there. I know.

I got off at like 30th and then it was a 20 minute walk to their apartment. I don't know how people... Tyler, you went there recently, right? How did you get out there just uber uber so much faster it's still like half hour yeah damn this is deep but how long did the train take 30 minutes and then 20 minutes walk imagine that commute yeah but astoria is a different world but dude so many comics live out there like every comic that i know lives in astoria because they don't have to come to work every day.

Yeah, but they have to go to spots. That's true. And then they have to go like an hour to go to like the cellar or the stand and then an hour back for like a 15 minute spot. So are you still considering moving out there? No, no, no, no. After the commute? Yeah, no way. Yeah, you might as well live deep in Long Island.

Yeah. No, that's like literally. You may as well. A 50 minute. Yeah. Like however long to like literally. You may as well. A 50 minute. Yeah. Like however long to get to the train. 30 minutes on the train. 20 minute walk.

It's a haul. Dude, I was looking on, I was going through Zillow today or yesterday. Which is fun. Street easy or Zillow? Zillow. I found a nice ass place in West Village. About 2.8, 2.8 a month. For New York. That's light work for me

though. For New York, that's light work too. They're giving it away. That would break me. What do you mean? 2.8k a month. I've seen your fucking stand-up videos. I've seen those checks you get. But it looked so sick and it was like it just got listed like right when I logged on. It's definitely gone by now.

I really wish that I said I wanted... Because now I'm still locked in until June, so there's really nothing I can do. In your current space? Yeah. This place? Pull up the place that you were looking at. I love going on Zillow and looking at places. And it was right down the street from my apartment.

It's like a comfort activity for me. Just looking at shit on Zillow. Just looking at how everybody lives. So when I looked at this, there was like two people had looked at it. Let's see what it looks like, what it is now. activity for me just looking at shit on zillow just looking at how everybody lives so when i looked at this there was like two people had looked at it let's see what it looks what it is now we're driving past a place and then being like i wonder how much that cost that house costs oh only four all right never mind it was actually three thousand oh my god sass that looks exactly like your current apartment bro i know but it's a it's a one bedroom oh got

it got it got it you don't seem to get it do you no i'm still living and i'm gonna i'm still looking at that place next to you yeah your neighbor's place someone moved in dumbass you had your fucking chance that would have been so funny dude if i didn't tell you i just show up with a lasagna i show up with a lasagna hey welcome to just wanted to say hey just moving in holy shit god damn it oh my god i would love it i would i would pick up uh modern warfare too i'm sorry bro that's just not gonna work i would pick i can't have 2. I'm sorry, bro. That's just not going to work.

I would pick it up. I can't be having noobs in my squad. I can't be having like... No, I'm saying I would pick it up. ...playing with my little sister. You guys like Cheryl Wall. It's your sass, y'all. No, I'm not even talking about boys, though.

No, I'd play with Billy for a couple months and his friends, get it together, and then I'd be like, yo, I'm ready to join you. Bro, the level of skill that we're at is not like a couple months of training. This is years and years of training. I just wait for a night when Bo wasn't playing. Playing on maximum sensitivity. When Bo's tough ass wasn't playing. We play claw, which is when you hold the controller like this.

Everybody's holding it like this? Oh, yeah. Like freaks. That's hilarious. Now, one of my buddies does play claw, though, and he's the best. Yeah, probably. Watch humans evolve in, evolve in, like, 300 years to have their hands shaped like that. It does suck that I've, like, have you ever been, like, the best at something out of your friends?

Battle rap. Battle rap. Yeah, I guess that's the same with me for stand-up. In terms of my friends who have never even thought about doing stand-up. Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm one of one. No one else has tried it. Yeah.

Like, maybe I was really good at FIFA for a little bit. Yeah, we just got one kid in our crew who's just good at everything. Like, random shit? Like, everything. Yeah, that shit is infuriating. Except podcasting, dude. Yeah. He would suck on podcasts.

We should bring him on just so you can flex on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing now? Yeah. Oh, no funny shit to say? Yeah. Because you were full of jokes last night. Yeah, you were cracking lots of jokes on the headset. Nothing now? Tough guy? Yeah. Francis is like, that's just good shit.

Oh, dude, it's so annoying. Because I've been grinding in pool and I was whooping Mook's ass this week. Five to two. five to two and it was and he i think it was two to two and then i just beat him three in a row before we put money on it though we were five five and then but then i was like yeah no so i was like i was like all right let's do clean slate and let's put some money on it and then of course i had to lock in and actually try now and i destroyed him yeah but i i don't practice when i'm not on the road so i was i practiced a little it was devastating yeah just couldn't miss a shot you literally

just have to get couldn't miss you gotta get in the dojo we all do but then then i'll go to societies the pool hall in new york and play with francis and then those tables are like 11 feet long and they're so smooth so it's like you have to like anytime you shoot the ball it spins like more than you want it to spin and it's a whole thing so it's like, you have to like, anytime you shoot the ball, it spins like more than you want it to spin. And it's a whole thing. So it's like, then Francis will go. And Francis doesn't,

Francis doesn't play in a fun way. You know what I mean? Like I'm going for like, what do you mean? He whips your ass. It's not fun for you. Cause you're losing. I'll be like,

I'm going to bounce this off of here. Go crazy. Francis is like, he sees all the angles in his fucking autistic head and, and he can just put it together. And he's not, no, he's not even autistic. He's just like good at math. Yeah. Like it's all angles for together and he's not no he's not even autistic he's just

like good at math yeah like it's all angles for him it's not it's not like not only like where i'm like i think i could maybe get this one in but he's not only does he see the angle he can like execute it yeah infuriating it's infuriating that shit pisses me off and then he's also good at basketball and like lacrosse and like fucking swimming and like we're gonna play on friday i'm gonna smoke his ass you better play thursday and i gotta get to the tables tomorrow i'll go to basketball and like lacrosse and like fucking swimming and like we're gonna play on friday i'm gonna smoke his ass you better play thursday and i gotta get to the tables tomorrow i'll go to the tables tomorrow did you already talk to him about playing on friday yeah when today like pool friday no he texted me he texted you yeah he said let's play pool and i said he said we have to play pool soon i said let's play after work on friday damn yeah bro this shit's not it's just not a game so you're not gonna watch rough and rowdy

uh no uh no i'll watch it on like online where at maybe the office i don't know no you're not dude i'm coming back on uh saturday night afterwards though saturday night after oh it's on saturday no it's on friday i'm coming saturday I'll be back on Saturday night in New York. What are you going to do in Providence all day on Saturday? My train's back at 12 or whatever. I'm saying I'll be around on Saturday night. I was like, Providence is not far. I'll be around on Saturday night is what I'm saying.

Cool. I'm not going to be around. Bullshit. I'm going down to Providence on Saturday. I'm bringing my whole crew to the fucking pool hall. All right. All right. I'm bringing all my sharps.

I try to play a little. I just don't want to embarrass your ass. We beat you last time. Me and Francis. Yeah, that was because you had Francis on your team, and you guys barely beat me. Barely? We beat you every game. Francis made thousands of dollars that night, and I even paid him a lot for the bar tab.

We also can't go there anymore. Why? We're never going there again. Why not? It's too expensive. Every part of it? I never paid for the table tab. We also can't go there anymore. Why? We're never going there again. Why not? It's too expensive. Every part of it? I never paid for the table. I went, it was like $200 for like an hour.

Yeah, you're not- I was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, or we could just go to some shitty bar and pay $1 for per game. You're never going to be able to afford your new apartment rent if you keep on trying to play pool. If I keep on playing that, yeah. If you play pool every night, you need to find a new game. I am nasty now, though.

Every day I get better. Are you good at ping pong? No. I'd love to play ping pong against you then. You should go to Cellar Dog. You should go to Cellar Dog. We should. I would. Cellar Dog has ping pong, shuffleboard, chess, pool, live

jazz, ice cold beer. I was just listening to magnus carlson's son on a lex friedman you ever listened to lex friedman no never wasn't kanye just on lex friedman's show yeah talking about hitler or some shit yeah some lame shit yeah lex friedman was like don't you trust me kan Kanye and he was like no I don't fucking trust you have you been on the Kanye reddit? I can't get over this no I haven't. Now they're breaking down over there why? They're like people are writing like fan fictions being like we had it all

man we had it we had the top selling album dropped out of college for this shit and it was like and then they're like and we had to throw it all away for Hitler it's like people are they're like and we had to throw it all away for hitler it's like people are getting like real depressed about it which i guess i understand if you're like obsessed with an artist and then they come out as a massive nazi yeah i mean well you guys were

making fun of aids you can't make fun of hitler dude he's not making fun of hitler he's doing the opposite of it i uh when i was really deep in that acid hit i like opened twitter and the first thing i saw was kanye zipped into a mask yeah and i was like this is the worst vibes that i've ever felt out of a human being he's always with that fucking little kid what's his name nick nick fuentes or something what's his that his name is how you pronounce it yeah i guess he's always with that kid he looks kind of like me and he's always just sitting there just like just smiling as kanye's like i like hitler and he's like shit is uh yeah i mean he's really just he's testing he's finding the edge he's really just trying to be like where's the edge like what what where can i find the edge yeah i mean like i feel

like kanye's done crazy shit a bunch but like do you think it's actually like like do you think there's any way that he recovers from this yes like obviously he's still gonna be massively successful no matter what but do you think he's ever gonna actually yes i don't think so dude i don't think he'll ever get back to what he was in what way i think he's ever gonna have he's never gonna have that b again that what billion i bet he will no he won't i don't think i don't think there's any way i think he will no one's gonna work with him in the future dude he went on the record and said i like hitler but then he'll just be like i was off my medication bam solved yeah but i think it's too far for that dude i i i'm not saying i agree with what he said but i i have seen the like undulations of public

opinion and they change on everybody. Hitler could probably come back and make a million. I don't know, dude. I would be surprised. But I do think there is a chance. That's why I asked the question. He's done crazy shit at every juncture of his career.

The craziest shit possible. He's like riling up Nazis. You see that video of the black Israelites? Yeah. But I don't think those dudes consider themselves Nazis. He's like riling up Nazis Like you see that video of the black Israelites Yeah But I don't think those dudes consider themselves Nazis No they don't But they don't like white people No

They don't even like black people They think that like Hitler loved black people Yeah I don't know But he didn't Yeah Have you talked to him but i think they all yeah i don't know whatever it's interesting it's just a half jew and me coming out dude my bad tuck it away yeah trying to cancel kanye who's doing it i'm not trying to

cancel him dude i just think i don't think it's possible to recover from that what media is trying to cancel me the jewish that's what he kept on saying but no one's trying to no one was like we got to cancel kanye it was like dude you came out and we're like nazis are good people well it's case by case yeah but that's like his argument it's like he's like i love everybody i don't even think he's saying that no i think that's like he i think he does say that like every time more like half-baked than that because i don't even think he's saying that. No, I think that's like he I think he does say that every time. I think it's even more like half-baked than that because I don't even think he does love everybody. Well, he clearly doesn't. I think he's

got a lot of hate in his heart. He hates Jewish people. I think what kicked him over the edge is just having a front row seat to Kim Kardashian fucking any athlete that moves. Yeah, probably. Chris Paul. She must have fucking Jewish dude. Is Pete Davidson Jewish? No. I don't think so. I don't know. Remember Pete?son jewish no no i don't think i don't know

remember pete is he oh maybe yeah now people would have been bringing that up a lot if that was i don't think this would be nearly as taken i don't think this would have been taken nearly as serious if pete davidson was jewish because then everyone would be like okay it's because of pete davidson yeah i feel like he didn't like he it was weird that he was like blaming the he was like well all my the people that fucked me over are my agents and they're like all like Jewish and that's why I think all Jewish people are like this but then he was like talking about how he got fucked over in like the fashion world and it's like those are all like Italian gay dudes like why aren't you pissed off at the Italian gays like you're picking and choosing which fucking massive sect you're

furious also his agents definitely did not fuck him over. His agents aren't going to fuck him over. They make money from him being successful. That sounds like someone who has an agent. Well, it's true, but it's like they're not going to like. That sounds like someone who's been indoctrinated by big agents. His agents are not going to try and cancel him. Then they don't make any money.

Yeah. I think he's just quibbling over like little bits of money. But you could tell that he's so rich that like he's not worried about like not eating like it's not like he's not gonna have like fucking should be fucking fat ass he's really packing on the pounds these days and i like how all of his fashion is just like wearing a hoodie because he's like look schlubby yeah he's like this is my new fashion line yeah yeah and an oversized hoodie. I do the same shit. Hoodies are going up in size every week.

I could squeeze into a double X. No, it's fashion forward. I'm wearing fucking high boots because my knees are fat. If you go too big though, it makes you look even more fat. It's a fine line. Then it starts blowing in the wind like a flag. It wraps around you. Like a saran wrap.

It turns into the most exposing thing. Sometimes it's better to go tighter. Yeah. Well, that's why you need to layer out. Yeah, yeah. You need to get layered the fuck down. Make sure nobody can see that shit. For sure. Protect those titties.

Save the fucking titties. What time are we looking at? I think we can wrap it up. 80. All right. So, let's get the fuck out of here. All right. Well, thank you guys for listening.

We'll see you guys next week. Peace.