Son of a Boy Dad - One Last Cig - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #112

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. So what were you saying? You're watching porno in the Uber? No. My phone died. Oh, so you couldn't even watch porn anymore? My phone died before we even got out of the JFK parking lot. And my phone was, there was no Wi-Fi the whole flight. So I was just phone-less for seven, eight hours.

Damn. A lot of time for the mind to wander. What'd you watch, The Godfather? I watched Fences. That sucks. Yeah, not great. Anytime they make a play into a movie that shit sucks denzel couldn't even save that one there was no plot yeah it was like do you like me daddy that

was like the plot that was like the climax why don't you like me but i thought the whole movie was like the trailer makes it seem like the whole movie's gonna be about the kid playing football no i thought it was gonna be like a dad who doesn't want his kid to play sports who then just gets into who then like the kid ends up being amazing at football. And it watches like a play too. Like it's all in one location and shit like that. It's like give me one special effect. And like everything it seemed like there was like four

takes. Yeah. For the whole movie. Like everything like one scene would be like 30 minutes long. They shot it like a Tyler Perry movie. They did it in like one day. Yeah. It was crazy. We're just going to bang through this one take. It was crazy. Whatever comes out of it. Do multi-cam. What did you do for the other eight hours on the flight back?

No, the flight back wasn't that long. It was only like four and a half. From San Fran? Yeah. No, it's definitely longer than that. No. You're fucking lying to me. It actually might have been shorter than that.

I'm going to look it up. Yeah, you're lying to me. Way there was only like five and a half hours. Which is a shame because you were sitting in. Yeah, we sat first class, which was fun. I slept the entire time. So you wasted it. No, I don't think so.

I think I got the best out of it because I was exhausted and I slept. Francis, we were playing this game 2048. Have you ever played that game? No. It was like a big like, yeah, I played it growing up. No. no it was like a big like yeah i played it growing up no and uh and dude we played we were like we like got to the airport got on a plane we were like talking for a while and then it kind of got to that point where i was like all right time to not talk anymore gonna go to bed i slept for three

hours probably woke up francis was still playing the game and he was like dude I played the game the entire flight what's the game what kind of game is it it's such a dumb like it's like a game that we would play in school to like past time is it like a math game like oh yeah pretty much just combining numbers until you can get

to 2048 and I got it twice Francis never got past 500 his homework loving ass dude he would I think he was mad that I was destroying him in it and then he legitimately played for five hours straight to try to best your score try and get dude he didn't even get close to my score never even got like never even got within a thousand of my score is the score a mark of intelligence no and I was explaining him how to play i was like dude all you got to do is just go down and left down left and then occasionally go right if down

and left is taken up and he was like he did that lost and then he refused to do it again and he was like and i would look and it's such an easy game if you know how to play and he just wouldn't tell him he wouldn't do what i was telling him to do. And I'm like, dude, watch right now and I will get to where you are in 30 seconds. And I would do it. And he'd be like, no, you're not doing it right. And he like he was so stuck. I know better. He refused to do it.

And then he was like, yeah, I'm like super addicted to this. And then I was like, oh, yeah, you know, you can just get it on like your phone. Right. And he's like, no, I'm not going to do that. I'll never stop playing it and then we got to the hotel and i was trying to get food and he got it on his phone he was playing 1738 yeah and dude he was like on stage at the early show on friday or on saturday he got off stage and he was like dude i thought i was gonna pass out on stage because i had such a bad migraine and i was like yeah it's probably from

like the flight or just being dehydrated. And he's like, no, it's from the game. And I'm like, dude, it's not from the game. You're flooding your brain with blue light. Hey, what's up? Hello. There's no way it was from the game. The fact that he thinks that that's like tiny ass video game is destroying his brain.

Like, that's hilarious. I was like, dude, I play video games for like 10 hours a day. was like i don't i know that that is not from the game but you also get headaches more than anyone i know no i don't get headaches that often you said you have a headache today i i've been because i've been sick for the last fucking two weeks straight and gaming no i haven't been gaming you haven't been gaming at all the last two weeks no it's a lie i'm gonna tonight hopefully it's just been too just waking up so in rough shape every single day like head throbbing sore throat fuck it's terrible that fucking breaks my fucking heart man it's really not it's really like not cool not cool it's not cool at all i just feel awful it's just because dude i've been traveling for like three weeks straight.

And don't you realize that the sickness is you too? It's like in you. Oh, yeah. You just need to talk to yourself. Are you drinking tea right now? Yeah. Tea and Gatorade? Yeah.

We need to get you some chicken soup and a fucking ginger ale. I just took some Airbornes, some vitamin Cs. You're trying to throw everything at it. I am because I went for gushers stood there looking at the gushers for 30 seconds and i put them back really kind of an orange instead dude i had some people telling me last week that gushers are literally the worst food for you yeah because of all the food dye in them yeah that it will like turn your penis into a vagina yeah it will like hollow out your penis and put it back inside your body like it affects your penis so

there was a lot of rumors about that growing up that like what is it's like the yellow five it will hollow out your penis and put it back inside your body. It affects your penis so severely. There was a lot of rumors about that growing up. What is it? It's like the yellow five. I think those rumors are coming home to roost as grown men's penises are falling off at astounding rates. From gushers. Their penises are just going on strike, unscrewing

themselves and fucking picketing outside the bedroom. It's not surprising. Dude, those The great penis strike of 2023. Everyone saw it coming. It's not surprising. Well, you gotta drink that. You're blowing out on it. Because it's really hot.

Thank God you didn't get the gushers, bro. Those might fucking kill you. Yeah, I just gotta... I'm just worried about flying again tomorrow. Not sleeping. So not to go to sleep. Rest assured that you've been getting a lot of other people sick on all these flights. Yeah. Yeah.

That is the one silver lining is like, you're not the only one going through this. You've been exposing thousands of people. I've been, yeah, I'm a super spreader. For sure. But it's like, dude, what else are you going to do? You can't, I you can't i can't just be like you can't be mask the fuck up and stay home bro no but you can't you can't just be sick for two weeks anymore i went into a store this past weekend that i was like uh we're gonna need you to put a mask on yeah because it's definitely back yeah they've been like this this store but i think some people never stopped oh no yeah a lot of

people didn't stop the store they were like we're gonna need you to put these goggles on yeah we heard about the new strain pink eye yeah it's oozing from people's eyes people are coughing out of their eyeballs yeah i mean dude it sucks because it's like if if it comes back it's you really don't have like you could tech i could technically if i wanted to be like hey hey, I'm not going to come in for this whole week because I'm sick. But then what am I going to do? Then you're going to miss a mincey moment. Yeah. But you literally came in on Wednesday sick because you're like, I need to see mincey run.

I did. I did. Yes. So I wanted to see that. Like, I'm really sick right now and people are going to die because of this. Yeah. But I must see this fat dude run. But also it was like weighing the options of like the iceland trip and

i'm like well i can't not go to work and then just go to iceland right i can't not go to work and then just go to san francisco right i was like i gotta come in right if you're gonna get people sick there you should get people sick here as well dude you got me sick i don't know why you're acting like i'm the spreader here i got through that shit like that no you did not shrug that shit off you were sick for a week i wiped it off like a fucking like a hot shower. And I just like dried myself of the sickness. And it was nothing. Not even close. You've been fucking complaining about it for a month straight. It just keeps getting better and then coming back worse. It's because you continue to expose the good people of this country, the good, hardworking airline people, the people that

come on, the maids that come on to airline people the people that come on the maids that come on to clean the plane you're exposing the maids they're all masked up oh i don't think they are brother yeah not in places you've been flying well maybe san francisco what's san francisco like pretty uh good yeah you know what sucks about san francisco on the at the airport everything is in a can they don't have plastic bottles so you're drinking canned water canned water why on the way home i had to drink a canned smart water and it was like this thin why what's wrong with plastic bottles they're worried about the oceans or something they must be it's way easier to turn a metal can into a knife yeah you peel that thing around in a circle oh yeah and these were like

this was like borderline like a reusable water bottle like i was like i could definitely just clean this and use it forever the water wait they were giving you water bottles no like i got a water i got a water at the airport coming home and it was like a fucking sturdy ass like a camelback water bottle damn you should have ran it back now you know what else you could turn into knives those fucking damn you should have ran it back now you know what else you could turn into knives those fucking cinnabon bisque or this the the pillsbury biscuits oh yeah you know that like it's so fucking sharp dude i'm surprised that's that that those things are still like like cans who the hell's using cans soup cans are so sharp dude yeah it's like what hobos drank out of yeah and they're like giving them to little children to pop the tops on.

That shit's not right, bro. How was your weekend? Dude, it was good. I spoke at a fireman's benefit yesterday. I was like hosting this benefit. That's cool. It was sick. It was in Rockaway Beach.

And so my one boy's bud was like hosting. He's a firefighter yeah and uh i just went on stage and and like called him a liberal for 15 minutes and the crowd was fucking loving it really it's like this though fucking neighborhood liberal spud they're like ah it's like he voted for biden four times he was dead people i saw him at rockaway bagel talking to don lemon about identity politics they're like they fucking loved it did you write did you write that shit up no i just spoke from the heart that's hilarious i just roasted from the fucking heart and they like planted a couple like jokes about like i guess there was like a firefighter a 21 year old firefighter who like slapped his 53 year old chief at like a local bar

the chief was like i'm a chief in the new york fire department and the fucking 21 year old kid who's also a firefighter he was like i don't give a fuck and like slapped them or whatever damn so they're like make a joke about like chiefs need to keep their hands to themselves these like 65 year old guys were like slapping their wives on the chest like that's a loving life it felt good to kill in front of a fucking room like that blue collar blue collar room yeah firefighter blue collar what the bluest they're the bluest well they're red but i mean they were literally selling the thin red line through the american flag hats in there it was fucking sick no one's really got a problem with that and i was and they had bud lights and everybody's like this is the last time we'll ever drink a bud light it was fucking sick

people are really pissed about the bud light people are really mad about in rockaway they're like we can't we can't sell a single bud light at the bars people are donating the bud lights because no one can get rid of them you know what was literally giving them away in san francisco at the comedy club they don't have, like, I guess in San Francisco, people like don't drink light beer like that. Really? I was like, do you guys have like, they were like, do you guys need anything? Because they had like Coronas in the fridge.

And I was like, do you guys have like any, just like Bud Light, Miller Light, Ultra? I listed every single light beer. And they were like. And they just have heavy beers? And they were like, we have our in-house light beer. And they just have heavy beers? And they were like, we have our in-house light beer. And they brought it up and it was like 7% alcohol. Just thick as hell. I was like drinking a fucking

smoothie. A bunch of dudes under a pride flag calling you gay for having a light beer? Yeah, yeah. And then I went to another bar and I was like, do you guys have any light beer? And they were like, we might have a Bud Light somewhere around here. And they went and they had like one Bud Light. What are they drinking on? They all drink like out of like, they might have a Bud Light somewhere around here. And they went and they had like one Bud Light. What are they drinking on?

They all drink like out of like, they all drink like craft beers. I can't get into that culture. No, dude. I tried for a little bit. So heavy. Like bringing a growler to a bar to have them like fill it up or whatever. Like if you're going back to the growler you have in your fridge of like craft beer from two weeks ago, you're disgusting. Yeah. You're a disgusting pig pig I like to drink a lot of

beer too I don't like to drink one beer yeah be hammered yeah that's not yeah that's not fun at all I think it's for guys that need to get home to their kids or something so they can be like I only have one beer yeah and or like they can only drink for like a couple hours and it's like they need to do like

shit at home you know they try and get their buzz fast. They're not fucking marathon warriors like us. Yeah, we didn't really do a ton out there. We kind of just did the shows. We walked a lot. Hills. Dude, so hilly. Did you go on that app that has like a map of where homeless people have pooped in San Francisco over the last 10 years?

Now. There's like an app, but it's like has so many. It has such a deep database that every street corner, every inch of every single street has been pooped on. That's crazy. Over time. Yeah. No, I really didn't see a lot of homeless people out there. Like I really I saw significantly less homeless people out there like i really i saw

significantly less homeless people than i see day to day here yeah homeless people really just don't bother me that much they don't bother me at all i don't understand why people are so angry about people being homeless it's not like they're homeless in front of your like jay crew store you're trying to go to like they don't they're like in their homeless area trying to get drugs or fucking like trying to rest or make some money to get out of their situation and they're really probably not trying to bother you no there's a pack of homeless dudes outside of my apartment last night what were they saying swarm of them some dude some dude cleaned out his apartment and threw away just everything like all of his shit like a like tv microwave like

everything threw away everything and they word got around fast yeah dude it was like i was i i got back to my apartment when he was still moving out and by midnight there was at least 10 dudes outside just going through it there was that much shit there was a lot of i almost went through it because i was like oh this is actually stuff that i need those people might not have been homeless they might have just been freegans yeah maybe one of the first videos i did at barstool was uh me and caleb went dumpster diving with a bunch of freegans and they like had a meetup at washington square park you just bring your bike and they're like these are the good dumpsters that are about to be open and we just would you bike from dumpster to dumpster literally hop in the

dumpster and just find some shit is that just like hoarders they're kind of no they're like they want to get food from it so they don't want to just like populate their house they're looking for mostly food but also usable shit like i think that they're just extremely cheap or just want to not pay for any of their food i don't know i think it's i don't know if they are vegan or like they're just looking for carrots in the fucking in the shit it's, I don't know if they are vegan or like they're just looking for carrots in the fucking, in the shit. It's an interesting lifestyle. Yeah, it is. But they were all like white people from Brooklyn. They're like.

Oh, damn. It wasn't like, it wasn't like. They had that like. It was like people who had a moral high ground. Yeah. They have that like one-off Uber Eats thing, right? Where it's like, you can just get the leftovers from restaurants. Yeah, I've done that in philly

really yeah you can get like uh 12 bagels for like three bucks yeah yeah it's kind of fire that's a big thing i don't know if anyone actually i guess people do use it mook uses it why were you doing that i don't know me and my roommate were just like bored i ain't right hey let's talk about game time sass my boy game time about game time the exclusive ticketing partner of barstool sports it was created by fans and for

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Yeah, that'll be fun. You should do that. Emo Night? Not at Mirage, bro. They got the big acts at Mirage. I'm talking about marquee DJs that you're going to see headlining festivals. But, of course, I'm going to be there because of game time, because of those sweet, sweet folks over at game time.

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But skip the hassle and enjoy the moment. Download the GameTime app or go to the website, enter your email and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Sometimes when you know you're a little bit poor you do crazy shit i've bought discount meat before for from the like grocery store by lasalle in north philly it was like one dollar meat yeah like one dollar sandwiches that have like turned the turkeys like slimy and bad you're just muscling through yeah our fucking parent you're probably your grandparents were probably on some shit like that

definitely saving leftovers yeah you let you bring home leftovers from restaurants uh depends on if i'm in the city or not if you're in the city uh no if you're not in the city because if i go out to dinner i'm usually going out to like get dinner and then go out so i don't want to be like you don't want to bring them through i was around yeah i feel weird about it i shouldn't feel weird about it but i feel like it's like a needy move like i feel like i need to show off to the waiter like i don't need this fucking extra food yeah i would do it if i was going out just strictly to go to dinner but i haven't feel like i haven't done that in a long time when i was a poor poor, I used to fucking load up.

I'd have like two bites. I'd be like, this is like three more meals for me. I'm going to ration this out with my poor ass. I used to lug it all home. That's hilarious. Yeah, it was a tough time. You were broke as hell. You wish you saw me fucking down and out.

Hungry. Hungry in every sense of the word. This brother's starving i was trying to fucking get up and go dude uh you see jerry springer died this past week i did yeah sad didn't you guys do the last interview we literally did the last interview that's nuts crazy but like the day of that interview someone that we worked with was like they were like do you want to try microdosing and i was like all right oh yeah big cat right you guys yeah i mean i didn't know if you're gonna i didn't know if we were gonna no i

think he talked about that on the act didn't he did he yeah you guys talked about because you said you felt terrible i felt terrible yeah i was in such a bad spot it was one of those days where we do so i had like trivia and then fucking the yak and then this show and then Pat Bev or whatever was like back to back to back to back. And I was just in a bad spot through all of it. And then I just sat down and we had technical difficulties like Tyler was running all over the place. We couldn't hook up Pat Bev's like feet or whatever. And I was just sitting there like kind of in a bad spot, like a little bit tripping. just sitting there like kind of in a bad spot like a little bit tripping and then jerry springer just like popped up and me and him just had like a 10 minute off mic conversation and it calmed me down

completely yeah yeah i remember you telling me about that he put me in such a good headspace like he just like uh was just such a nice like warm calming guy like the same timber of conversation that we had on the podcast he was so fucking sweet dude he was the man awesome yeah i felt yeah i don't know if a little i didn't want to tell the story right away of me tripping my balls off while i was talking to jerry springer but that's a cool story he put me in the right state of mind so r.i.p to the beast he fixed you have you ever heard of jerry springer yeah of course do you ever watch his show no i, I've seen clips. Yeah. I've never, I never, well, I mean, I was probably 30 years too young to do that. It was on during the pandemic. It was?

We used to watch it. We like live streamed it during the pandemic. It was on for a while, right? It was on for like fucking 30 years. It was fucking dope. It was what Fight Haven is like aspiring to be. Jerry Springer walks up Fight Haven, could run. Was Chuck?

For the Super Bowl He was like Oh yeah It was Chuck Naso And fucking like Tex or something like that They like Gotten a

Fake brawl I think there was A decent amount of fake stuff But I didn't have the heart To ask Jerry about it I didn't want to put him On the spot Yeah that shit is super funny

Yeah It's just people brawling It must be weird When you're like And he just stands there Smiling Yeah he loves it He just stokes the flame Two people from the same trailer Yeah, just people brawling. It must be weird when you're like... And he just stands there smiling. Yeah, he loves it. He just stokes the flame. Two people from the same trailer park.

It's like, wait, why are you flying there too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like me, my wife, and the guy next door. Wait a second, how come you're on this flight? Must be a coincidence. Save it for the stage. Yeah. coincidence save it for the stage um dude one of my buddies or my buddy bo is bringing like a fuck ton of mushrooms to iceland and i am not partaking tsa alert dude he's bringing uh capsules

he got that's what fucking big cat had dude that shit i don't i don't like the capsules why not why are we making a pill out of something super natural? Like, you could see it in the raw form. Put it in a chocolate bar. You're putting this shit into, like, Big Pharma's carrying case? He keeps telling me that he's gonna put it in my coffee. And I was like,

if you do that, we won't be friends anymore. Show him the Ari Shafir. And he just is like, so, dude, he got so much. God damn, bro. That looks like. It's like 30 capsules. He's just going to have that in his carry on?

I don't know. The fuck? But he's like, none of us want to do that. Except for him. And he keeps on being like, we're going to have so much fun on these mushrooms. We're going to be so scared. Yeah. And then he's talking to my buddy, Matt. And he's like being like, we're going to have so much fun on these mushrooms. We're going to be so scared. Yeah. And then he's talking to my buddy, Matt, and he's like, he's bringing him up to me.

And he's like, yeah, me and Matt are going to take them. And you're going to be pissed you didn't take them. No, you're not. And then I talked to Matt and he's like, yeah, I'm not fucking doing that. It's actually a super cool vibe to be the one who's not on mushrooms. And everybody else is on mushrooms. Yeah. Everybody's freaking out.

And you feel this like very nice calm about yourself that you're not freaking out yeah like it's gonna be all right dudes dude i'm going on vacation i'm not going there to be like trying drugs that i don't want to do yeah for the first time stressed as hell that being said though if you did it first thing in the morning it could be dope to be an extreme nature if it wasn't capsules dude i don't want to do it at all yeah don't do it then don't do drugs you don't want to do that's like a Yeah. Don't do it then. Don't do drugs you don't want to do. That's like a pretty easy rule in life. Never do drugs that you're not trying to do.

Yeah. No, I'm trying to have a couple beers and fish. Yeah. All day. Who's bringing the portable speaker? Oh, I don't even think about that. Bro. Game changer.

Yeah, we should actually do that. Write it down. Text your boys right now yeah i should no no do it dude you go on a vacation you don't have the portable speaker you always are supposed to bring it bro it will change everything maybe some portable chargers too maybe i can see if i can get that jbl from nick the boom box yeah that's just the only thing in my bag the thing was so fucking big dude it's like the size of this table you should bring it and just like leave it in the wilderness yeah and start playing some animal noises that they just don't have in Iceland. What the fuck? Those bear noises.

Yeah. Or like people find it like 500 years from now. What is this ancient technology that they used to have in Iceland? Just bury it at the bottom of a glacier. It's going to be pretty fun, dude. I think there's going to be a lot of people there. The Iceland Reddit has been popping off. It's going to be packed out there.

A lot of people heading out right now. Yeah. It's going to be fucking a zoo out in Iceland. a lot of people being like my flight gets in today what should we do before we uh before the car rental place opens up the international date line they're gonna make a wave pool at the blue lagoon yeah they're gonna turn it into a lazy river wake the lagoon you gotta wake the lagoon i don't think it has i don't think that it's like the consistency that it's able to wake yeah it's like like fucking mustard yeah it's pudding is that is it like a salt water thing you can't sink or what i don't know is that real or is that you're talking about that tweet that that went viral that was like i don't know this guy was swimming in 98 salt water oh yeah

yeah yeah but i don't think it was 98 i think it was 98 it would just be solid there's definitely just like chubby tourists jerking off in there oh yeah with that mud yeah isn't that like isn't that mud like supposed to be like magic mud yeah and that's why because some wood nymph some dude who just like a grown man nudist who like picked up being nudist when he turned 50 years old is pounding off publicly yeah it's just straight cum you gotta get into that cum I don't think we're gonna do the lagoon

cause my dude I've spent enough time with you talking about Iceland that my algorithm on my TikTok now thinks I'm going to Iceland so it's sending me shit that's like pertinent to you and it seems like there's this other really nice lagoon. It's like. It's probably further away.

Wood panels and like pretty nice cheap beers. It's like lit up at night. It kind of looks lit. And I think there's. Is there going to be Aurora Borealis while you're out there? I don't know. I think it has to get completely dark. And I don't know if it's too late in the winter.

Too early in the spring for it to get full. It has to get like pitch black. Did you get your hiking boots? Yeah. What kind? I already have them. What kind? L.L. Bean. Are those hiking boots or are they just like bean boots? No, they're a hiking boot.

Yeah, that is. They're a real deal. I've done a couple 14 miles with them. So those are probably broken all the way down. Oh yeah, they're broken in. No, they're broken down. No, no, they're real deal I've done a couple I've done a couple 14 milers 14 miles with them so those are probably broken all the way down yeah they're broken in no they're broken down no no they're in great shape

I'm not even gonna bring they probably look like they could talk to you no I'm not even gonna bring sneakers I'm just gonna bring those the bottom definitely flops off

hell no you're gonna wear them on the plane yeah international flights people always take slip off the boots dude that flight is

two hours shorter than San Francisco you said the San Francisco flight was four and a half hours. On the way back. So it's two and a half hours. No, on the way. It's like when we went on the way there, it was supposed to be six and a half hours. Bro, Jack Harlow told me about you white boys saying no cap or whatever.

Fucking lying ass white boys. Harlow said that? Yeah, bro. You didn't listen to the new album? No. I've heard it's good, though. I liked it a lot. You got to play it for your boys in Iceland.

You got to play it for the Icelandic folk. The Keflavikians. I don't know if Jack Harlow is going to be the vibe out in Iceland. But are you going to listen to ambient noises? Probably, yeah. How does it feel? Yeah. Going to really soak it in.

I'm pumped to just do nothing Wow we really are Rolling Stones I gotta What's the next line Of that song To be a rolling stone It's like a rolling stone Well what's the

What's the next line A complete unknown You are gonna be Complete unknowns out there What's the next line Complete unknown Like no direction home unknown you are going to be complete unknowns out there what's the next line complete unknown like no direction home i mean that's you i would assume no direction home so it's the name no direction home yeah that's you that's going to be you while you're out there yeah it's going to be

so sick trip of your life man super happy i'm worried that it's just gonna suck it might there's always a possibility on those trips where you just get out there and you're like, dude, I want to go home. This fucking sucks. Or just like, I want to be in a hotel. Yeah. You've flown Delta One, so you know what the lap of luxury feels like. Dude, they were acting like I won that ticket in a raffle.

The Delta One people? Yeah, they knew I didn't belong up there. Oh, congratulations. Yeah. Poor. Dude, we were, we were taking, we were like about to take off and I've never been up front in the front of the plane. Usually if I'm flying with someone, I'm just talking to them.

So the pilot's doing the announcements and I'm just having a conversation with Francis. He stops the announcements. He can't see me. He walks over and stands right over me and just stares at me until i stop talking and then walks back to the microphone and continues talking damn you were on little boy mode i know the teacher really got mad at you dude i was like what the fuck damn and francis didn't say anything and i was like i thought i was like was he i was like because the fact that francis didn't say anything to me right after kind of made me think like, oh, maybe he was just fucking with me.

And then we took off and Francis was like, I've literally never seen anything like that happen in my entire life. Damn. He definitely smelled the poor on you. What? I know. What the fuck, dude? You know how much money I spent on that ticket for him to be throwing two at me for talking over his dumbass announcements

that don't matter. If the plane is crashing, the fucking seats are not going to be doubling down as life preservers. If we land in the water, we're all going to die. Those announcements do not mean anything. It's protocol that they have to do. It's not like me being like, oh shit, I didn't know that the

life preservers doubled down. That's not going to save my life. I mean, goddamn Delta 1. You think this is my first fucking rodeo? It's not going to save my life when we crash into the side of a fucking mountain. I don't know, but the Delta 1 announcements might be different. They might be like, your Delta 1 seat turns into an aircraft carrier.

It has an engine. They eject. The seats eject from the plane. It breaks off into a much smaller plane that you'll be able to fly to safety. Yeah. You probably should have paid attention. The fact that they even do those announcements still is insane. I mean, a lot of planes now, they just play the video. Bro, their bitch asses still say no smoking on the plane.

I know. Smoking that whole time. Delta One, a cigarette pops down if the plane's crashing. Yeah. You can have one last cigarette Before you go Did I ever tell you about How my grandpa used to do that? No

My grandpa used to keep One cigarette and a lighter In the glove compartment Of his car In case he was about to die In case the apocalypse Was happening And he could have

One more cigarette What? Because he quit smoking And then when he quit smoking He did that He thought the apocalypse Was coming like that? My grandparents still think the apocalypse is coming.

I think it's like any day now. My grandfather used to- They have like a shelter. No, they're just like insane. They have like, my grandma like stores Oxycontin. She has like a- That's much better. Mass amount of Oxycontin in case the apocalypse happens.

In case she needs to get super fucked up? In case she gets hurt or something, I guess. Yeah, my- I know know the apocalypse might be coming i want to feel incredible every day every waking second of every day my grandfather used to keep a hooker in the glove compartment in case the apocalypse came he just wanted one last roll in the hay man never made it man she died there too poor broad he said that he was cleaning out his car and the the cigarette was like see-through because all of the lighter fluid leaked out ew yeah that would have been a rough one to smoke just burns his whole face off thing would have

lit up in flames damn that sounds terrible my mom just texted me and asked if i was in the united states she didn't know like that no she knows you're a rolling stone yeah i'm doing a pod with rome type of shit dude i saw this dude that does these uh this came up on my instagram history this guy does these videos where he spins a wheel. Which, first of all, come on, man. That's our fucking idea. Come on. Remember when that was a big thing? When everyone found out Dude Perfect also does a wheel? We were like, what the fuck?

It's like, dude, we didn't invent a wheel. What is this Pat Sajak show? What the fuck is this guy doing? The wheel was probably one of the first five inventions. It is. That's what the phrase is and no one's been able to reinvent it yeah you can't reinvent the wheel but what were you saying i don't remember some shit about a fucking wheel i feel like you're about to jump into some juicy shit oh this dude does these videos where he spins a wheel.

It's called like, it's a series that he does. It's called like, uh, kids songs, like by their dad's favorite artists. And he does like, he'll spin a wheel and it'll be like a kid's song. Like, uh, you are my sunshine, uh, fucking eeny, meeny, miny, moe, whatever those fucking songs are. Stupid ass fucking songs. And then he'll like spin it and get an artist and he'll make like a music video singing that song and it's like cool as hell

wait but i think i saw this guy i think he stops the wheel where it's supposed to stop oh yeah obviously like jimmy fallon does yeah where it's like we're gonna spin this wheel and it's gonna be the best impression you do yeah a song you know every word of. He's done a ton of them. Yeah. He did one, and it was, he did Mumford & Sons, and it was, I forget what the song he did. Oh, I think it was You Are My Sunshine. Dude, it was fucking cool.

It was good as hell. Mumford & Sons fucking had the whites in a chokehold for a good five years. Oh, yeah. They had me bent over. I didn't save it. Well, it's gone forever. Never will find that again. Damn.

It's not your fault. No. But mine. Fuck, dude. Yeah, bro. Real as hell. That's a Mumford & Sons song, bro. I know the songs.

You probably didn't even fucking know that. Listen, little lion man. Before. even fucking know that listen little lion man before those dudes rocked suspenders fuck yeah i watched some movie where they had the this female character wearing suspenders in every fucking scene to try and make her look intellectual really i don't think suspenders make you look intellectual no not at all they make you look dumb because you don't know what a belt is yeah with your dumb ass yeah suspenders were there first right what was first suspenders or belt i'd assume suspenders right why would anyone wear a belt or why would anyone wear suspenders if belts exist and where bikes were before cars probably

right must have been right that's why i don't't understand why fucking I it annoys me to no end when people who are in cars like hate on bikes. It's like, dude, bikes were here first. Bikes are the OGs. I've never had a problem with the bikes unless I guess in the suburbs, a lot of the bikers like to drive in the center of the lane. Yeah, that is annoying. I guess I guess if they slow down the road, you have to share the road. But but I mean, center of the lane. Yeah. That is annoying, I guess. I guess if they slow you down. You got to share the road. You have to share the road.

But, I mean, so do the drivers. But there's a lot of... The drivers have to share the road, too. But there's not as much room for the driver to share the road. There's way more room for the biker to share the road. Bikers can drive on the grass if they need to. So can the fucking... That's not sharing the road.

If a vehicle is making the biker go on the grass, that's not sharing the road. No, you're all fired up because you got arrested on a bike. Now you think you're leading a revolution. I swear to God I am. Bikers against cars. Dude, it's fuck the cops, bro. Yeah. Are you going to go to court?

People are telling me to. You should. No, I shouldn't. There's no way for a little guy like me to win. How much would it take? 500? No, probably like 300. It insane two tickets combined that's crazy it's just crazy that that's the law that they choose you know you just also you can just not pay no and nothing happens they're gonna hunt my ass down i

didn't pay i got a ticket two years ago never paid it for what uh legal parking in new york and they probably have a warrant out on your ass right now no No, they said if you ever get pulled over, if this car ever gets pulled over again in New York, it'll get towed. And I said, good news. Car will never be in New York again. Yeah, well, you found a loophole. Yeah.

I'm going to be on my bike every day. It's not your bike. I'm going to be on a city bike every fucking day. It's a city's bike. Yeah, and that's probably why they felt like they had impunity over my body. They owned the bike and they enforced the law around the bike they fucked you bro dude i i truly know what it's like to be the oppressed class they probably

were like oh you're a fucking rapper getting you because you were wearing headphones on a bike is so crazy i know who doesn't wear headphones headphones? It's more weird to not wear headphones. That's what they should have been getting people. Also, like they have they should tell you about what the laws are. Yeah. I never you never I never knew what the law was. I didn't know you're not allowed to wear headphones. You get a DUI on a bike, right?

Yeah. Yeah. What if you're what if your ears a little bit chilly going over the bridge and you just wear like some headphones for the ear ear muff purposes to warm you up. Can you get arrested for muffs? That was going to be my defense in court. That was literally like, can I not wear muffs? Yeah. I want to wear muffs. You should have been like, there was no music playing.

Yeah, they don't know if music was playing. Say the headphones are expensive. I didn't want to put them in my backpack because they could have gotten dinged up. They could have got dinged up. They're glorified muffs. Yeah. I feel like if I just said they're muffs I feel like I'd be good to go

100% but I just don't want to waste my time why would you I'm going to open up a GoFundMe you're a busy man I'm going to open up

the GoFundMe and see if we can or like do a side project or start an LLC or something like that LLC I need to find a way to pay this fucking ticket back

yeah maybe like probably write it off have a party the rent is too damn high party yeah these tickets are too damn expensive party. Yeah.

You should just say that you did that for content. You're exploring how far you could break the law on a bike and say that now you can write that off on taxes. Francis said he was going to try and write off his honeymoon. Really? To Africa. Why? Because he talks about it on stage. And it helped him develop content. But I think his tax guy said that if you didn't go specifically for content, you can't write it off.

But that has my wheels turning. It's like, okay, so if we do do something specifically for content, are we just good to go? Can we just go to switch? I feel like the fact that even I know about all these loopholes now, they're going to crack down on this soon. Yeah, you're the last one to know. they're going to crack down on this soon. Yeah. You're the last one to know. Yeah. You're the canary in the coal mine. I got one year of writing shit off and then next year it's going to be nothing is getting written off.

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I filed my shit, bro. I'm good. How much did you pay? I don't even know if my accountant's doing them. How much did you have to pay? I don't know. Because my accountant's like,

he went AWOL. He's missing. What? I did. I emailed him. I was like, hey, here's my filings. Here's missing. What? I did. I emailed him. I was like, hey, here's my filings. Here's all the numbers and everything. I had it all organized.

And I said, let me know if you have any other questions. And he just replied and said, will do. Nothing. It's been a week. So maybe he just got you. But I haven't paid anything. I still have all the money. How much money?

I have all of my money still. I have not paid a dollar to the IRS. They're going to take a bunch of it. I know. I'm going to get penalized. Like 50 cents? I'm going to get penalized. Bro, either you spend it or they're going to take it from you. The IRS takes it from you if you don't spend that shit. That's why I bought Mike Tyson's house. Yeah, they get it. We're going to

have to put our fucking money together and buy Mike Tyson's house. I'm going cash only in 2024. Fuck credit? Straight liquid. I used going cash only in 2024. Fuck credit. Straight liquid. I used to be on that type of time, but dude, it's tough. Do you think you could do coins only? Hell no. Coins only? Strictly because of the smell.

Ugh. I hate the smell of coins. I don't even like touching them. The grossest place coins can go is in a cup holder. Oh, dude. Cup holder coins are so nasty. It's actually like this is dude.

This has been something my literally since I was a child. I want them to go no coins. If they give me the money, the cash back with the coins on top, I don't even touch the coins. I take them and I slowly carry them over to the tip jar and pour them in. What do they smell like to you? Disgustingness. I hate them. Oh, dude, it's so fucking gross.

And yeah, cup holders. Oh, dude, if I get in a car and there's coins in the cup holder, I'm getting out of the car. I have a traumatic fucking core memory of my cousin being in a car and she had like eardrops oh that she spilled in a cup holder where there were coins and it like emulsified there's like crumbs it like turns green surrounding it and it will be there forever it's so gross you literally can like chip it away and

your car will just disintegrate around where you try to chip it away. It's more your car than your car. Dude, there's really no place more gross than the car of someone with children. Like, young children. Yeah. There's like handprints all over the fucking the windows. Boogers everywhere. Yeah. There's like one

part where the kid thinks that they're surreptitiously putting their boogers and it's like a fucking shield. It's like a fucking badge of fucking boogers. My little sisters were young and I would get in my mom's car and there would be this

smell of coins. Children. It's like, oh, I didn't know you were old enough to smell like that yet. It was so gross. Yeah, that's gross. Like I remember being in the car and just it'd be like a three minute drive and I would get car sick instantly. Yeah. Because it'd be like hot and smelly and crumbs and coins everywhere.

Something smelling stinky is the worst thing that can happen to one of your senses. Yeah. It's worse than a bad sound. Way worse than a bad sight. Grosser than a bad taste really you think i think something's smelling really bad is or i don't know they're very those are the two closest i think sight is worse for me than smell seeing something nasty yeah smell has never really done it that bad for you just told me about how you couldn't be in a car for three minutes i told you also there was a mixture of sight and smell and that and i think it was probably more sight what about like i'd rather watch someone throw up You just told me about how you couldn't be in a car for three minutes. I told you also there was a mixture of sight and smell in that.

And I think it was probably more sight. What about like, I'd rather watch someone throw up and smell it. Totally. But I guess tasting their throw up would be the worst. No, no. Smells all taste. Or taste is all smell. Like 99% of what you taste is smell.

Yeah. That's a good one. I don't know. I feel like I haven't know um I don't I don't I feel like I haven't smelt thrown I haven't

been able to smell throw up since like when I was in like middle school and you're walking through the hallway and some dude just puked everywhere

yeah what are the wood chips dude they dried up they soaked it I think it it absorbs the smell I'm pretty sure really

I think right or maybe it makes it easier to clean up who figured that out ugh right after the wheel It absorbs the smell, I'm pretty sure. Really? I think, right? Or maybe it makes it easier to clean up. Who figured that out? Ugh. Oh, people. Right after the wheel.

What do I do with all these shavings from the wood? Or someone threw up from their first car ride. Yeah. They got car sick right away. You definitely get car sick as hell. No, I don't ever. Lie. I get car sick in long Ubers in the city sometimes. But I really don't.

I'm not like a throw up in the car guy. That shit is pussy shit. If you're over the age of 12 and you're throwing up in a car, you gotta get your life together. It's a trick that women use to... Yeah. It's insane. Women use that trick to sit

up front. They're like, oh, I get car sick. Dude, my younger cousin used to do that to me constantly. It's like, no, I need to sit up front. I need to sit in the front. I get car sick. Everyone gets car sick. Look out the window.

Right. Stupid fucking cousins. Does your biggest friend just get shot, though? Do you have a friend who's auto-shot? No, we had a rule that you couldn't get it two times, or you could get it two times in a row, but then after that you had to give it to someone else. He's his biggest friend. His whole friend group is twink central.

No, one of my buddies is pretty big. Oh really? I'm not like big. Shout him out. I'm definitely the fattest. Shout his fat ass out. I'm definitely the fattest, but he's way taller. Shout out big bro. My buddy Matt, he's like 6'3". Shout out Big Matt. He got big ass legs. Wait, Matt did?

True Trump legs. I remember we used to sit next to each other in the car and my legs would be like this and his would be triple the size, like one thigh. You got to get him in squatting, bro. He should have joined the football team. Yeah. Or crew. Crew.

Most athletic sport. He should have joined the crew. Yeah. That would be fucking legendary. My high school had a big crew program we did too it sucked he sounded sounded so bad it was like more work than like they were running more than the cross country team was running totally the dudes did cross country in the off season because it was like relaxing for them yeah dude they would they're they're like tryouts they would run like a marathon it sucked sucked. And everyone would make the team because no one did it.

Really? So they'd be like, we got to just run a marathon for no reason. Ours had like 18 levels of cuts. There was like, I mean, there's a lot of kids on the team. It's a big boat. They cut my chubby ass fucking first wave, bro. Really? Is it easy to go to college for that?

It's easy to get into any Ivy League school. I don't know if it is. No, it definitely is. Because a lot of kids do it in Ivy Leagues. But regular dumb kids from my high school were going to Ivy Leagues just because they were good at crew. Really? Off the strength of crew. They were just working out these young boys, trying to get them skinny.

I know a couple kids that did crew in high school who still do it in college and they're fucking jacked now. Yeah. They're huge. Probably easiest hell to make the Olympics too. Yeah, that I would say is probably true. I don't know. Maybe is it popular or is it only like. For white people.

Yeah. For sure. But you throw LeBron James in a scale or whatever. What do you call it? A skull? A scale? I don't fucking know. Tyler, you kind of have a crew body whatever. What do you call it? A skull? A scale? I don't fucking know. Tyler, you kind of have a crew body type.

No, you don't. Long and lean. You gotta be jacked to do crew. No, you have to be tall and skinny. You need some shoulders to do. No, you're... You can't be skinny, dude. It's a lot of movement. You have to be skinny. Pulling and pushing. You gotta be skinny.

You gotta be lean. But you gotta be jacked, too skinny. You got to be lean. You got to be lean. But you got to be jacked too. I think you start off lean, you get to jacked. Yeah, the good guys. By just pulling a lot. Yeah, every row. You got to stay lean.

Those guys' backs must be fucking jacked. And then the coxswain just has to be like under five foot. Yeah, there's probably dudes who have like gone to Harvard as a coxswain. There are, the tiniest dude. But they have to do the same workouts. It's dude why are they working out they just sit there the entire time what is their job what do they do yeah they're like a motivational left side right side that's crazy there was a kid in my high school that they crew that they talked about and they said that every time crossing the finish line he would just pass out just be rowing and then as they pass the finish line you literally pass out and

then they figured out that uh he wasn't breathing he was just like holding his breath trying to go as hard as he could you just pass all the way out that's like a thing for people like some people like work out and they like don't know how to breathe properly and they just go down every time they work out. And this dude probably went to an Ivy League school

being a full-fledged idiot. Yeah. Just forgetting to breathe. It's a pretty big one. The most basic human function. Yeah. Just not even having to walk. Yeah.

Free wheel. Breathing. It was walking, then breathing, then the wheel. Or breathing, then walking, then the wheel. When we were in San Francisco, we walked by a group of kids in the harbor and they were sailing on these little tiny sailboats and they were practicing capsizing the boats and like getting back on. And it was it looked fun as hell, but it was like pretty crazy. They were like really young, like had to have been like second grade.

You got to start those kids young before they realize it sucks. Yeah. But dude, they were like fully turning the boat upside down and then standing on the bottom of the boat and like getting it back up to regular level. That's kind of sweet. Francis told me that when it goes all the way around like that, it's called turtling. They were turtling the boat. And then they stand on that big ass fin on the bottom and they like pull it up.

His sailing ass probably fucking love that. Yeah. His knot tying ass. He definitely knows a ton of knots. All the knots. He probably could identify knots in a row. Yeah. But then you probably could like do the knots faster than him on the first try thus infuriating him keep him up doing knots for

an entire six hour flight to stand for him if you knew more knots than him yeah you should just start dropping more you should sneakily learn a bunch of the knots just to get under his skin that would i'm surprised that wasn't his fucking like niche In the dozen Good sailor knots Knots and knots I knew one knot I knew the knot I knew how to tie the thing around a boat Or the cleat of a dock And how to tie a boat up The cleat is that what it's called

You're damn near a sailor too Yeah I'm a sailor I'm a son of a sailor man Yeah but your skin is too fair to last on the seas. Hell no. You think you have a nice olive hue to your skin if you spent more than one hour outside a week? Yeah, 100%.

I used to be black, dude. When I was a child, I was so fucking tan. Were you? Yeah. And then I was like, oh shit, video games. Never going outside again. This is awesome. Yeah. They shouldn like, oh shit, video games. Never going outside again. This is awesome.

Yeah. They shouldn't have told me about video games. I need to find a way to be on my feet more. Me too. I need to take up like wood chopping or some shit like that. I need to take up like raising barns. I might become like a little bit Amish. I'm planning on coming back from Iceland just chiseled.

For your weekend trip? I think I'm going to lose 20 pounds in Iceland. How? Just from moving around, dude. When you move as little as I do, when you start moving again, it just sheds off of you. You won't drink and will move for three days. You're 20 pounds lighter than you are. Yeah, you have a big-ass walkie day.

I'm surprised your hill walking in San Francisco didn't slim you down. Well, it did, and then I flew for seven hours. Then you get all the weight back on. It goes right back on. That Delta 1 food, it'll pack it on fast. Yeah, I got some overnight oats. What'd you have on the flight out? What'd you eat on the... Overnight oats.

That's where you wasted your fucking Delta 1 meal on? It was either that or a dinner, and it was early. It was like 8 a.m. And I was like, give me the oats. A dinner? Yeah. They had a dinner at 8 a.m.?

Yeah. I don't believe you. Yeah. I'll call Francis right now. No, I forget what they had. It was probably like a quiche. Dude, Francis was leading me down a path. And I said, what are we getting?

And he said, we're getting overnight oats. And then I got a Bloody Mary. Andis got a orange juice and an apple juice and shit on me for getting a bloody mary i was like brother there's like you just had a solid 200 grams of sugar yeah don't shit on my bloody damn good bloody mary too in a glass there's no way the bloody was that good they just used canned bloody mary mix and like. No, it was. It was real. No, no, it wasn't. Those Bloody Marys in fucking Texas. Those were A1.

No, those were terrible. They were too spicy for you. Way too spicy. They were too spicy for your little sensitive tummy. I don't like to be drinking. I don't think I like drinking spice. You like Bloody Marys? I like it.

I like a nice little medium spice. Not like a. That was like. It was like drinking wings. I love little medium spice. Not like a... That was like... He was like drinking wings. I love to drink spice. I got fucking tanked on fucking Friday night. Yeah, I know. Because you called me and you were hammered.

No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. Did I? You don't remember calling me? Uh-uh. That's what I was going to say. I already told you about the overnight oats. So I'm surprised that you asked about that.

I guess I did call you. Oh, no. Oh, I was making calls. Dude, you were shit- faced when you called me and then i went out drinking after that you were like yo give me a call when you get a chance and then you were like yo i wanted to talk to you one-on-one and then i was like what's up i thought like someone like died or something and you were like how is delta one like I was calling all my boys. I went to this thing called cocktail magic. Yeah, I saw that.

It was you or your wife's story. I forget who posted it, but it looked fucking cool. Yeah, you blew that. You had the bubble. Yeah. Did you see that bubble? Yeah, I've been I've always seen those on like Instagram. I've never seen.

It's like a bubble drink that like they put a bubble on top of it. I was like so excited to like bring the bubble back to my fucking seat. And then this Irish lady was like, can I get by you? And she just fucking shouldered my bubble. She popped the bubble?

She popped my bubble. I was like, it's a wrap. My wife's like, no, we're going to get you another bubble. I was like,

wanny? That sucks. You inhaled the bubble in the one that I saw. That's what you're supposed to do. You pop it with your mouth, I guess, and just suck it.

What does it do? Is there alcohol in it? No, but it was like a smoky flavor. I don't know. we got like so bombed we had to like leave cow uh a little smoky yeah no no it wasn't because i love that smoky flavor it's a tequila drink i think i don't know maybe no it was a bourbon oh smoky bourbon it's the best kind of bourbon but the smoke came from the bubble but it was like a uh yeah it was like a burlesque show did you what was the clip that you saw did you that so you pop in the bottle did you uh did you go there go home and then go out yeah because i saw the video

of you there and then you called me and i was kind of surprised you were calling me because i assumed you were out yeah we got like blacked out at that show. And then my boy Obes came over and we drank at my house. Oh shit, Obes was in town? And then we went out. I guess, did he have a show in town or something like that? I don't know. I think I did see that he was in New York though.

He's everywhere, man. Fucking diddy. Fucking everywhere. Workhorse. But I just got so bummed that I just, I couldn't do shit on saturday it was like a rare hangover that kept me out of commission like three nights every single hangover no i feel like i muscle through a lot of hangovers i couldn't even muscle the most hungover face when you get hung over i do yeah yeah it's always in the lobby of a hotel and he's just like

it's always you're also you're you're never for some reason when you're when you're hungover you're never wearing a hat so your hair's all like down in front of your face like mad it's feeling terrible yeah yeah that's a bad feeling and i've been on a you're all i always know when you're hungover, like instantly. Your hair's always fucked up. Your hair's always so messy. It's so funny. I was supposed to go to, because I was supposed to go to this store that's, the place where I had to wear a mask is like this, like vintage men's store.

Because I'm shopping for clothes for the most dangerous game show. I want to give it like a little bit of a look. And it's only open on Saturdays. And so like I was trying to go and I just, I had to lay down face down on my apartment floor on like the hardwood for like three hours just to charge myself up to go. It was a little bit much, but you know what I mean? Charge back up and got out to Rockaway to see the fucking troops, which are, I mean, firefighters are basically the civilian troops.

Oh yeah. Big time. Heroes. Don't you think? Yeah. Don't you think they're they're heroes yes or you don't think they're heroes no i just said i called them heroes before you called them heroes i called them the troops which is like the synonymous with here i wouldn't i would never compare them to another branch i think that i mean the workforce they're i mean sometimes they're both sometimes a guy becomes a troop and then becomes a firefighter they're the best of us That's all I can say man

Those guys are the fucking best of us I think that would be my plan B Firefight? I'll walk up like Five flights of stairs And be so out of breath that I can't breathe And then these firefighters Every year on 9-11

They go to A gym and put all their fire year on 9 11 they 9 11 they go to uh gym a gym and like put all their fire gear on and then walk up like whatever like 70 or 90 floors whatever like the people walked up like that alone would fucking kill me 110 was it 110 maybe probably not i couldn't walk up 110 steps flat much less 110 flights of step much less 110 flights of step, much less 110 flights of steps with full gear on. Yeah. I did the Stairmaster once for 30 minutes and I thought I was actually going to die. It actually shut off and it said, take a break. Really?

Yeah. I broke it. But you were probably so sore for like weeks after? No, this is when I was in pretty good shape. Any working out story I have, they're all from years ago now. Years and years ago. They're all ancient oral tradition. And it's just me looking back and being like, damn.

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You can't tweet and do sketches. You can't do sketches and do stand up. No. You can't do stand up and work a bar stool. You can only do one thing, man. No. It's work. Right now, I'm very work focused.

Fucking constantly grinding. Totally. Work and video games. Constantly pushing the boundaries. And video games, yes. Which is work to you. I'm very focused on video games. Yes, I know.

But that is work. Totally. That's not a joy thing. Totally. I know you the nation i know you're addicted i'm not addicted to anything you and the firefighters are the real troops yeah you guys are more troops than the troops are i mean the fact that i'm even gonna be able to try and squeeze in a gaming session tonight is insane they probably consider you an air marshal whenever you get on a flight. Yeah. Anything happens, we at least got a couple troops on.

Yeah. We've seen his KD. Strong KD. Yeah, I don't know, bro. Strongest KD. Slim Reaper type of shit. All right, good episode.