Son of a Boy Dad - PAT BEV | Son of a Boy Dad #289

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

PAT BEV | Son of a Boy Dad #289 -- Adam, Harry & Rone are joined by Patrick Beverly for the ladder half of the pod -- #Ad: Go to the App Store and download the free Experian app now! -- #Ad: Go to https://vuori.com/BOYDAD for 20% off your first purchase. Exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions. -- #Ad: Grab Popeyes new lineup of bold, pickle-flavored products on Uber Eats. Try them all while they’re here! -- Follow us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/sonofaboydad -- Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/son-of-a-boy-dad -- SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE #SonOfABoyDad #BarstoolSportsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. When I started taking those vitamins again, stomach is on fire today. It's not the two Red Bulls you have in front of you? Yeah. You're like, you're playing Dexter's Laboratory in your stomach. You're like, pouring random shit on top of these fucking vitamins. Well, I took, I've been taking the fish oil and the probiotics and the...

Fish oil should be fine. Yeah, fish oil I think is fine. Probiotics should be, I mean that should be getting you right. It should be helping. Is it? No. What else? What other, what did she give you?

Magnesium? I don't even know. There's two that I don't know what they are. Zinc? Manganese? But I'll take them and they're like, the serving size is like three. And they're fucking slugs. Yeah, and you're like, how many of these am I supposed to be taking?

It feels like I'm killing myself when I take all those. I'm like, I just took 18 pills at once. That's what they want me on. You ready? Yeah. I'm ready. Let's make it happen. I got good feelings about today. Guys, by the way...

Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today. It is April 2nd It is 11 a.m. Ish Happy to see you happy to see you boys. Francis has been here since the eights. I got in at eight same But I went home for a little bit. Mm-hmm. I had some shit I had to take care of. What was that? Just like editing. I was working on an edit. You edit old school where you cut the film up and like tape two pieces together. Yeah. Splice. Yeah. He's a splicer. Well I never really got in. He's had A little moment where you can see a black flash. But he's been

editing penises in to disturb the young. I never got in. We filmed until 9 last night and I just came to the office. Do you think it's gave me that I paused Fight Club to see the penis? I think I did too. I don't even know there was a penis in Fight Club. Remember, for a little bit, he works as a... Pitt or Norton? Pitt. Works as a film editor. Yeah, he's like a behind the scenes guy in movie theaters. A projectionist. Yeah.

And he splices in penises to children's movies. Interesting. Which, not great. No, I think I undid it though, by spending a lot of time trying to pause the scene in Wolf of Wall Street, when Margot Robbie goes, daddy's not gonna be happy, mommy's not wearing any panties.

You thought she was showing vag? I just had to, I had to see, there's a split second where she goes like that and he's looking and he's like, Oh, so I paused it. I tried to time it perfectly. You think the intimacy coordinator would let you get away with it? No, for sure not. And I'm sure she was wearing a Merkin and you know, whatever, but you just never know.

You really don't. I heard that wasn't even his real ass in that movie. Really? He had a stunt ass. I can see it. He has a very flat ass in real life. Yeah it's like sad. It's a little bit embarrassing. Well it's like if you ever see him walking around he's got like the same ass that I have. Yeah. Like you ever see him walking around he's wearing like baggy ass cargo shorts. I think if you you both hit the squat rack I think that you would dust the cap. Definitely. I think if you both hit the squat rack, I think that you would dust the cap.

Definitely. I think as the grass too. Yeah. Your range of motion is one of the things I admire most about your squat. My range of motion is phenomenal. Yeah. It's like Clemmer. It is. Like a robot. That's how deep I take it. I take it as to the floor. You could wipe your ass on the planet fitness floor. Man, I was so close to getting back in the gym the other day and I just didn't do it. Closest I've been in a while. You got to the door? I was walking home and I was like, I'm going to go to the gym today.

I got to. Time for time to make a change. In the clothes you were wearing? Like right now? Like you were walking home and you were going to go in those clothes? No, no. I was like, I'm going to go run home and grab a change of clothes. I think that's what stopped you.

It's that step. You got to eliminate that. Yeah, but I wasn't going to go work out in khakis and a fucking sweatshirt. I think that is exactly what you should do. I was in Florida and I went into the gym and there was a 90 year old man walking on the treadmill in belted khakis and boat shoes. Yeah. Yeah.

And I said to myself, that's hairball. Yeah. He's just I said to myself, that's hairball. Yeah, he's just getting ready for the day. Hairball is a man who will work out in his business casual attire. Oh no, not at all. I'm a gear head. But who cares though?

I gotta go in, I need my bare bottoms on, I need to have a sleeve on somewhere, whether it's knees or elbows. Yeah. A headband. Cover up the swastika tattoos you got when you were a younger man. He remakes it. You wanna play that game. Yeah. Headband. Cover up the swastika tattoos you got when you were a younger man. You wanna play that game?

Yeah. You wanted to get into the policing of incorrectly pronounced words. It's just a funny word to have a stutter on. But you didn't wanna say it. I think it's the right word to have a stutter on. Yeah, you don't wanna have the sound butt of you saying swastika clean.

Yeah, if I'm sticking the landing on swastika. As if you said it not bad that it's groove yeah it's actually a good way to get around the algorithm too right yeah it's what's the damn that's about to be Kanye's new album title I know swastika KKK uh dude the Kanye shit is crazy but it's also hard to not watch and be like like it's it's like fucked up but it's also hard to not watch and be like, like it's like fucked up, but it's funny. Does anyone care anymore? The KKK outfit was insane.

I mean, at this point, whoa, does anyone care? I think people care. Why, why? I don't think people care. I don't know how many people are mad. How many times can you watch someone drive a car into a wall before you're like, they're doing this for attention.

Yeah. Or that's just a completely insane driver. And it's cruel to continue to fan the flames. But enough about Ben Mintz. I don't know, the fit that he came back out on. It's also funny if you know fucking, what's his name, academics. Yeah. Cause that guy's just a total tool. like seeing him in the in the side shot wouldn't

be like when it's like big dapping Kanye when he's in a full on KKK outfit. Kanye walking out in the fucking black KKK uniform and being like John Legend's a bitch yeah John Legend wears sweaters in the summertime he's a bitch do you think there's a bitch. Yeah. John Legend wears sweaters in the summertime. He's a bitch. Do you think there's a redemption moment for Kanye? He'd have to claim something bad. Do you think that there is an album that he could make Absolutely. And put out that was so dynamic and so riveting

that it rewrote the narrative of Kanye West. I don't even think he has to put out another, I think you just got to go listen to some old Kanye. No, but that's all too far back now. And he's got a bunch of albums that I don't know. I thought were kind of okay. Yeah. That coincide with his slide into psychosis.

I still listen to that one. Uh, good morning. Yeah, that's a great graduation. Yeah. Good morning. You got these motherfucka D's. Like that's a hard one to turn off. Yeah. I mean, he has a throw that up on in the morning. That makes you get out of bed and you you actually hit one of like those like ah When that song is on mm-hmm dick to the world in the West Village. Oh, yeah Second story penis exposed there was another one that I was listening to the other day. I forget what it was flashing lights Now not that one, but that is a good one. I'll let me get it face to stronger

No, not that one, but that is a good one. Oh, let me hit it face to stronger. No, no, no, that don't kill me. I never liked that one. That's on Zass. What? I never liked that song. I never liked that one either. What?

That was his first single from that album and I always hated it. I didn't like it. What? I think it's like objective, it's like a Daft Punk sample. That's on Zass. But then he did The Good Life. He said I would do anything for a Blondyke. You don't like that? It is a good line.

I'm sorry, he did the first, what were you saying? He did the first album? Well, he did, no, he did Good Life, which was on that album. The first time I ever heard that was at the very end of an episode of Entourage where they're trying to figure out how to get to Khan, the film festival, and out of nowhere, Kanye shows up with his buddies and offers them a ride on his jet. We should have known at the time when he showed up with David Duke that it was, there was some writing on the wall. And the episode ends with Good Life playing. And that was the first, that was the first time I ever heard that. It might have been the first time they ever heard. Maybe the album was out already, but

either way, it was electric. Yeah. Good Life was unbelievable. His problem I think is that he just doesn't have buddies anymore. He doesn't got boys anymore and he's not making good. He's not really making the music that he used to make what do you mean boys? He doesn't have friends yeah, hey buddies, okay? I'm on this one. Yeah He needs more buddies, okay, I see I was there through the wire Jesus walks was always my favorite song by him. Jesus walk with me. I liked the Diamonds from Sierra Leone with Jay-Z.

Mm. It's hard, I was saying the other day, I was saying I'm having a hard time not listening to, to, to Carter. You have a hard time not listening? Yeah. Why would you not listen? Because they need like rape a kid. I think that was disproved.

Really? You stopped listening to him because of those allegations? No, I didn't stop. Oh, okay. I love Jay-Z. Yeah. Fucking love him. Freaking H to the Izzo.

I love Jay-Z. Freaking big pimping and stuff. Jay-Z's up there with Fitty for me. Really? Yeah, but Fitty's my all time goat. It doesn't get much better than 50 Cent. Just banger after banger. I told you I went, my first concert that I ever went to was 50 Cent featuring G-Unit.

Yeah. At the Civic Center in Portland, Maine, home to the Portland Pirates. What a crazy gig for them to book. I went. And it was- G unit. It was touring the Get Rich or Die Trying Elm. Yeah.

And I went with all my seventh grade buddies. I actually don't know if you've ever told us this. And there were clouds of smoke going up in the air. And I was very nervous that it was marijuana smoke. Because at that time, I was uncorrupted, an uncorrupted youth. You were 12. Yeah, maybe 13, yeah, something like that.

And I remember trying to figure out if I was high, so I was doing my times tables during the concert to ensure that I was still of right mind. 50 got shot nine times. 50 times nine. 450. Not high? Yeah, not high.

Can you sing Many Men's Asks? That's not even one of my top songs. Many men wish they were born to me. The best 50 Cent songs. Blood in my 50 cent song is heat. What is it? That's that's always a banger. How's it go? I think that's the one with is that one with Eminem? How does it go? I'm not gonna sing it. Well how do I know if it's even good? Because I can't I'm not in the mood to spit right now. The one from Get Rich or Die Trying? Yeah. Oh you don't know the- No that's not Heat. You don't know the words.

What do you mean it's not Heat? That's not the name of that song. There's a song on that album called Heat. I believe it, but I don't think that's the one with Eminem. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it is. It might not be, I don't know if it's the one with Eminem, but there's definitely a song called Heat.

The one where Eminem is like, Shady Records was 80 seconds away from the towers. Yeah They hit the wrong building. They meant to hit ours ours Better evacuate all children Showers That is so crazy that Osama bin Laden was actually trying to kill Eminem. I know It what a great line though, especially because that's called patiently waiting.

That's what that's called. Yep. Yeah, you're right. Nope. Don't even fucking think about questioning. Yeah, the hook on that one is such a banger. Is Eminem on Heat? He might have been on two songs on that album, Patiently Waiting.

Yeah. Heat's a banger. Back Down. Back Down's a banger. No. No one will look at you. Just not in the mood banger. No. I won't look at you. No one will look at you.

Just not in the mood right now. Shane, you wrecked the rest of this bull in me. But not right now. Once you get some more probiotics in you, it'll get you right. Bet you, I bet you if you were at your home right now, you know, sparking up a big fatty, Oh yeah. you'd cut it right into the grave. Oh yeah. I'm high all the time. I smoke that spitting. Sparking up a big fatty. Oh yeah. You'd cat it right into the grave. Oh yeah.

I'm high all the time, I smoke that good shit. Uh huh. Just, you're one of those, you don't even, they're just out. Yeah. Just pick up one. They're just burning, yeah. Yeah, just constantly burning.

Tsk, tsk. How did you get home from that concert that night? We were picked up by Carl. Who's Carl? Someone's stepdad. Hillman's dad. Who's Carl? Someone's stepdad. Hillman's dad. Oh, nice. Extremely stepdad.

Was he pissed? What was his name? No, this is his real dad. No, he wasn't pissed. Really? Yeah. I don't know if I have a single memory of being picked up from somewhere

where someone wasn't pissed. Like, I think every time I was getting picked up from like a friend's house or like an event, whoever was picking us up was always like the most angry I've ever seen someone. Just furious, fuming. Why? Because you were late or like they just, I mean, it probably sucks. They have to go pick someone up.

It probably sucks to, I don't know. I don't think I realized how much of a pain in the ass it is for a parent to have to pick up a bunch of kids and drive them all home until you get your license and then your friends are like can you drive me home and you're like that's like 30 minutes out of the way and it's midnight right now so it's like a parent picks you up with eight kids you got to drive everyone home it's like a two-hour Pat Delaney was so mad to have to take me home after game four of the ALCS. How far away did you live from Pat? ALCS, Red Sox, right? When they were playing the Yankees in 2004,

the year they finally, the year they came back. Yeah, four nights in October. Three losses, they were down 3-0. Yeah. And those games went late, as you'll recall. I do recall. Some of them went into extra innings. And Pat Delaney had to drive me home

because I was a sophomore and he was a senior. Well, what the fuck did he think was gonna happen? Pat Delaney just couldn't think a couple steps ahead that like, yeah, Francis isn't gonna be able to take an Uber home yet. That's not even IPO'd yet. I think I initially had asked him if he would be okay with it. And he said, yes yes but we didn't realize how late the games were going to go.

And so he got me to you know like the four corners which was eight tenths of a mile from my house and I was like dude I'll just get out. I'll walk the rest of the way. When it would have taken one minute to drive the rest of the way. He did drive me home but it was one of those things where, because he was a senior, I was willing to like, oh, I get it. No, no, we're close enough. Yeah. I would have walked 45 minutes home.

Yeah, definitely. I usually walk from here. On country roads. Yeah, I usually walk from here even when it's snowing and it's 30 degrees outside. Yeah, instead of asking Pat Delaney to ride. In the middle of October in Northern Maine. Yeah, I'd walk home from here all the time. No, yes.

You see my footsteps. Yeah. I also didn't have cell phone service for the last 15 minutes of the drive to my house. Pat Delaney could have touched you. Yeah. Yeah, he could have fucked you for sure. You're lucky he didn't get in your ass.

Just for making him late. Yeah. For making him drive. Good hockey player. I liked Pat Delaney. Good guy. Good guy. Putts from the rough though. Yeah. Plays a little bit too much stick handling. No, he was a stud, man. He was a stud. I'm sure he was, yeah. Chicks loved him. Yeah. Best friend vibes. Other studs. Gay best friend vibes. Yeah, chicks loved him. Yeah, best friend vibes. Other studs. Gay best friend vibes.

Yeah. Pat Delaney can be gay, bro. It's like, it's fine if he's gay. Pat Delaney fucked you in the woods. You know what? Keep Pat Delaney's name out of your filthy fucking mouth. Pat Delaney fucked you in the woods, bro. You don't have to explain that to us.

We get it. You're the victim. It's not your fault. You think we got out of the car? Sounds like it. Sub-zero temperatures. Sounds like he fucked you and then he was like, can you just walk from here, dude?

Put down the middle row, I'm gonna fuck you. Jesus Christ. All right, let's move on. I, Pat Delaney's not gonna be thrilled about that second. No. No. He's not gonna like that. After he did such a nice thing for you.

Someone's gonna send this to him. Probably has like a family of kids. 100%. Someone's gonna send this to him. Probably has like a family of kids. 100% I've been reading books to my wife's belly. Oh, that's gotta be tough. Why?

You are such an asshole, man. No reason specifically. You're such an asshole man. No reason specifically. You're such an asshole. I don't know, like reading out loud to the child? No, no. Spackling. That was really the reasoning.

What, reading out loud? I just think you think anything sweet and to do with family is not good. No, I don't think that at all. Love my family. No you don't. Yes I do. Prove it. Through an action. Through an action that at all. Love my family. No, you don't. Yes, I do Prove it then you add your fucking mind. Through an action that you've done prove it. Called my mom yesterday Talked to her for like an hour. Out loud? Yeah out loud. Rough. I held her up to my belly. Weak. Pussy.

Anyway, I read this book called called Dear Boy to Them and It said the two pages are this it says Dear Boy to them. And it said, two pages are this, it says, Dear Boy, yes means yes, and anything else means no. Holy shit. And I was like- You're getting them started young. I couldn't believe it when I got to the page. I had a conniption. I was like, wait, this is clearly a message about consent. Did you have to put your hand on the stomach and be like,

I don't know if I want to read this to them. I swear to God, I swear to God I did. Ear muffs. Cover their ears? Ear muffs. Both hands. You gotta go both hands. Is this part of the book, him arguing with our mom?

Isn't that like a massive trend though, like in like putting weird messages in like children's books? It was such a, it was like such, like putting weird messages in like children's books? It was such a it was like such like like yes means yes anything else means no. That's so wrong there are so many other words that signify consent. And also. Put it in. Yeah I'm pretty sure that means go for it. Also like if it is.

Fuck me with your dick. Does that mean no. Oh shit. If I remember from my childhood reading Dear Boy. But even if it's like pretending to not to not be about consent if it's just like oh no it's just about like listening to your parents. Anything else means no. Like if your parents are like, can I can I go play with my friends?

And your parents say, like, maybe you have to take that as like it's been no or like not right now or in five minutes. We didn't say yes. It's just such like a shoehorn message that fucking. And I was like, am I becoming am am I gonna be like a dad that's like we're not gonna fucking read my kids this shit. You might have to. Our new children's book Dear Boy translated from the original North Korean where it was written by defector Kim Jong-suk who is now dead.

Yeah I just thought it, it was jarring. There were others, like light messages, but this was the one message where I was like, what the fuck is this? Ni hao. How many of those books are you reading? One a night. One a night.

Last night I read a good night, good night construction site. I can lend you Alan Carr the easy way. All right, I mean, you'd have to read it first. True. You're trying to offload it. That's a good way. You could probably prevent them from ever getting hooked on nicotine by getting a head start.

That's the first book they read, How to Quit Nicotine. Well, their mom would have to quit first, and she's been going hard for the last nine months. She's been smoking. She's double-upper decking. Like, I mean, this has five words. She's smoking on the patch. On the page. Just zinning. Good night, good night construction site is like 50 pages long.

That's brutal. What were the children's books? Do you get bored when you're reading them or are you like, I gotta do it? Hairball, what were the children's books that your parents read to you? Or did they just read you like video game manuals? Harold and the Purple Cran. Okay. Any others that you remember?

What's that about? It's about a, or I think it's called Harry and the Purple Cran. Accepting the gay community? Purple Cran. No, it's just about a kid who has a crayon, big crayon and can like make up, be like he builds things with it. Are you intentionally saying crayon

worse and worse each time? Would I say crayon? Well, initially there was a little bit of a... Cran. Yeah, I always pronounced it Cran for some reason, but I know it's crayon. Like a British person having cranberries. Yeah. Spot of Cran.

Yeah. At least I didn't fuck up the pronunciation of swastika. Again, something I'm proud of. Shouldn't be. That's a dub. Proves you're not a history buff. And I know you want to be one. Doesn't prove that. Doesves you're not a history buff, and I know you wanna be one. Doesn't prove that.

A history buff who just doesn't know what a swastika is. Yeah. I've never seen that. Did they not finish drawing a window? What could that be? Like a weird recycling sign? I'm trying to think of what other books we read. I'll list a few and I want to know if you ever read.

What's the one with the monsters? I'm not sure. Where the Wild Things Are. Yes. Oh yeah. That book. Hated that one. What about?

Because you were scared as fuck. I just didn't like it. I didn't fuck with the drawings. Goodnight Moon? Yeah, Goodnight Moon, definitely. Paddle to the Sea? No. Ferdinand?

No. Robinson Caruso mm-hmm it was really the only ones I could remember our good night moon where the wall was the snail you know what I'm talking about isn't there one with a snail I don't know Harry and the transgender snail or something? Hmm. That rings bells, but I don't remember it. From the people that brought you Harry and the transphobic snail? We're sorry. There has to be a market for that.

Yeah, Harold and the purple cram was pretty huge. There it goes again. Cran. C again. Crayon. Crayon. Crayon. They even made a movie about it. There are people who also say crown. For crayon? Crown. Crown. This is what it looked like. That's crazy. Like he would be, like he would draw shit and it would come to life. Look, it was a terribly frightening dragon come to life, look, it was a terribly frightening dragon. And he drew the dragon. But then they made a movie, and then this is the dude

that they had play it? Why is it a fully grown man? What the fuck is this? The agendas, bro, you start to peep the agendas. Who's doing it? Well, because now I'm picking up on an agenda. Right. As a child, you don't pick up the agenda.

Only a 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. Don't show that one to the kids, please. Better than Snow White. Personal request. There's a new children's book that came out that I read recently that is called something like The Horse, the Fox, and the something. Fantastic Mr. Fox?

Hold on, I'll read it. That's a banger. The movie? Yeah. Love that it. That's a banger. The movie? Yeah. Love that movie. That was a good movie. Claymation. Isle of Dogs is a great movie too.

Oh, it's the horse, the fox, the mole, and the boy. The horse, the boy, the mole, the fox, and the horse. Okay, this is one of the most sort of moving and unbelievable children's books that has themes for adults that I think are incredible. And you know, anyone should read it. The illustrations are incredible. What do you mean themes for adults?

Just about like friendship and life and you know, that are, it's really amazing and I would suggest people get it. Themes of friendship, love, courage. Interesting. It's really nice. I have been finding it weird when I read these books where when I find like them being like, yeah, there's something for the adults too.

And I think it's, I think it's kind of weird. Just like, let it be for the kids. Let it be for the kids. Yeah, just let it be for the kids. Let it be for the kids. Yeah, just let it be for the kids. You don't have to like sneak a message in. But I think, I guess Pixar movies are kind of like that where it's like, oh, they're fun for the adults as well. Well, I think it's supposed to be like,

they're at least entertaining. It's not like you're torturing yourself. You're not watching like fucking- Miss Rachel. Yeah. Or Blippi or something like that. Or like Paw Patrol. Yeah.

Even though Paw Patrol's not bad. I've seen a couple episodes. Yeah. I could put you onto some Or like Paw Patrol. Yeah. Even though Paw Patrol's not bad. I've seen a couple episodes. Yeah. I could put you on to some good kids movies. Fairly Odd Parents. That was all I did when I was younger, was just I'd watch movies with my little sister. Damn.

How much older than your sister are you? A good bit. She's only, she, I guess like eight years, seven or eight years. You're eight years older than your sister? Well I'm 24 in two days and she is 16. Does she, is she your only sibling? No.

No, I have three sisters. No you don't. Yes I do. Since when? You couldn't tell that? I mean that just completely erases any- Pat Bev, what's up brother? Pat Bev, how you all doing?

What's up, how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How are you? What up bro? I mean that just completely erases One sister who's real and then the other two that he's invented to make him seem like a family man. No, I have three sisters. Okay, so it is true, but you have three sisters. I have three sisters. It's true, allegedly. No one knows that for a fact. That really takes away from the argument that we had about that I didn't know you had a sister. You didn't know I had three sisters.

Sass, that's why I'm doing this. Understood. You got your ass good. I did. No, no. He got your ass good. No, I got your ass good. I did. No, no, he got your ass good. No, I got him pretty good. No, no.

Yeah. No, he got your ass. I fucked him up pretty good. No, no. Yeah. You entertained? Yeah. Okay. What are those shoes, Tiffany?

Yeah, those are Tiffany blue. Oh, very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice, elite shit. How was it back, how's it being back in the States? Uh, a little busier, but yeah, but nah, it's been cool. Yeah. From a family aspect, yo, yo.

Of course. But from a, you know, you still miss the preparation and all that type of shit. Would you like to come onto the microphone so we can... Unfortunately, they can't hear you at all. How do y'all do? I'm pointing a microphone at you right now. Try me to ask you. Sure, sure.

Okay, cool. Should I move this or just part of this? This is Fishing Rod. That's Harry's extra large flask. You ever fish, Pat? That's a fishing rod. That's Harry's extra extra large flanger. You ever fish Pat? Yeah, I wasn't really good at it. Fisher of men.

Fisher of men. I'm gonna put you all working around here. Ty, shit. What's up, guy? How you doing? Good to see you. Good to see you. Yeah, we're just talking a little bit about fishing. Okay. Esteemed guest, Pat Beverly. Esteemed is a bit much, but joins the program, which again, I think you'll be surprised at how little we actually talk about on this show. No, it's pretty, it's kind of just going through the motions, but I got some good questions for you. Are you going to play for Nansk?

Play for the new Warzone? The old, not the new one, the old one. Yeah, coming back. Yeah. You're going to play it? But when I, it's hard, like when I'm traveling back and forth, it's hard kind of like to get in game mode. Cause you know, in game mode, you have to like, you have to be at a place where you, you know what I'm saying? Like it with his heart kind of like to get game Well, because you know a game or you have to like you know, yeah Yeah, you have to be a place where you yeah, I'm saying like it's hard to do it at a hotel

So yeah, you know what I did. I got a portable monitor Well, how about the connection how to do there so I got a portable monitors probably 16 inches it's like this big it's like the size of a laptop and do all you have to do is just plug the HDMI from your console into there and Uh-huh. And all you have to do is just plug the HDMI from your console into there and you're good to go. I'm on the, so I'm on Apex. I go mine.

Oh yeah. And I just hit the PlayStation remote control up to me. Who's your guy? Who's who? On Apex. What do you mean, who's my guy? You have like, don't you have like, you have to pick a guy with Lifeline.

No, I'm confused. On, you play Legends of Apex Lifeline? No, I'm confused. You play Legends of Apex, right? No, I'm talking about the name of the computer. Oh, I thought you were talking about the game, Apex. No, I'm not playing Call of Duty. You love Apex. Apex is a great game. Apex, it's the same thing. It's Battle Royale.

No, I'm cool. It sounds like you guys are getting your wires crossed. Yeah. We're vibing over here. Yeah, it's a nice S5. What kind of controller? You got a good controller or you just typical? PlayStation 5. Standard. I break them up for the Gordon Newham, Jordan Ash vibing over here. Yes, a nice S5. What kind of control, you got to get a controller or you just typical? PlayStation 5.

I break them up with Gordon Newell and Jordan Ash Newell. You got to get some paddles. That's cheating. No, that's not cheating. That's what all pros use. We call those guys who do, who add extra stuff for extra help. We call those who don't, we call them cheaters. Like guys who play basketball, you got to put something else in

to make you play longer and jump faster. We call that cheating. That's who play basketball, you gotta put something else in to make you play longer and jump faster. You gotta let it cheat. That's crazy. Literally, when it's called. This is like getting stem cell treatments when you're playing with paddles. He's going to Germany and getting some of his blood in his centrifuge and having to put in like, coarse hair.

You said that. You said that, Papi. I'll get you one. I'll get you one. No, that's cheating. It'll change your life. It'll change your life. Obviously, because it enhances your game.

It's like makeup. It'll change your life. Obviously because it enhances your game. It's like makeup. It's not cheating. When he plays with other people, he plants a lag bug on their system to make it lag. No, that is cheating. That is cheating. I've seen you do it. Oh yeah, lag switch.

See, you gotta think, I'm with all motherfuckers who are in the hood. We doing our shit all natural, which makes, we're thinking like, yeah, we'll beat anybody because we beat the cheaters too. Yeah. Yeah. So if you got the paddle shit, okay, cool.

All right. Which paddles? Like it's just- It's on the back of the controller. Yeah, so like you can, you can, the rest of your fingers can move and it's more comfortable. And when you shoot somebody, it locks in on them.

No, no, no. Yes it does. No, it does not. It certainly does. No, it does not. Absolutely does. We're using a lot. This is a, the controller that I have is, it has paddles, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I play dual shock. Dual shock and edge and they compete against each other. Who you think wins? Dual shock. Edge.

I mean edge. For sure, you know what I'm saying? A lot of, some people, some of the best bros don't even use, don't even use battles. I don't. Yeah? So just personal preference. When you go see me though, you be ducking me.

He said he's gonna do a tournament. I'll see him. He wants to do some kind of tournament. We do. We're gonna do some, we're gonna try to do some sort of tournament. Y'all trying to steal our idea. Cause you were going to do a tournament for what?

One to ones? No, we did. So we, we, we, we under tournament, a couple of NBA guys, you, you put money on your team, feel me? And like the most wins take the money at the end. So each team I put in like a 5,000, $6,000 pot and then everybody get it at the end.

It's actually a big pot. A certain amount of games you win. Yeah. Is that a, are you guys doing Warzone or are you doing? Warzone. Warzone. Warzone, nice. So you can fill up the whole thing.

Yeah, that's pretty sick. That's fun. That's fun. My bad. That's okay. Yeah, we're in a whole nother world. I know. And I like what you two have going on.

It's nice, the camaraderie. Yeah, it is good. It is good. I was wondering, just because you said five thousand, six thousand dollar pool, like how much money do you have in your checking account? Oh, I see. Which one? You got multiple checking. Yeah, I mean, you have to. Really? I believe so. I think that's day one.

You don't have to show me. I just ballpark it like cash. I can. As opposed to savings, as opposed to like Invested. Any of that. Investment funds or mutual. If you needed to go to an ATM to withdraw money for, like let's say a ransom that you had to pay.

How much cash without selling off and freeing up money could you gather today? Over a million dollars. Really? Yeah. You have a million dollars liquid? You suppose? I'm confused. No, I mean, that's a trick question.

And it's not, I'm not. I think you're saying like- I'm not saying all together, obviously not all together. But like invest it, like- Your invested money is different than your checking account. Yeah, I have six motherfucking different accounts. I understand that, yes. I'm saying if I wanted to go right now, and you're available

balance at Chase right now, it'd be over a million dollars. Wow, I got 20,000. That's awesome. What the heck? Do you really? Can I hold it? Can I hold it? Why do you carry so much cash? You just said my friend ransom. You did your worst. Yeah, you went to college and finished. Not me. Keep up. He said ransom. These are your words. What do you say. Ransom. You these are your words. Yeah. You went to college and finished. Not me. Keep up. You said ransom. These are your

words. What did he say? Ransom. One up on him now. Yeah. He said ransom. Well, I know I know exactly how much to set my ransom price at. What? What would you set it at? Oh, and you got multiple Amex platas in there. One foot. Come on, man. $19,999.

One foot at your D8. Yeah. And Rone, I heard you had a baby shower today. One, a good boy. One footer. You're D8. Yeah. And Ron, I heard you had a baby shower today. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Don't do that. No, no, no. Yeah, let me get this to your boy. My nephew. No, no.

No, no. Give that back to Pat. Give that back. That's a little thank you, bro. Take it from us. And then give it to me. I can't take that. You gotta take it. You gotta take it. And I got diamonds. Oh my god. You have diamonds? I can't take that. He doesn't want it. No, don't do that. Alright, alright fine. No one told me about the baby shower. That's fucked up. I didn't, it was a surprise. Someone should have told me though. Yeah, Nate. Yeah, I don't give a fuck who it was. Someone should have have told me especially if I'm here yesterday Yo, Pat, we doing something around in the morning if you still so that gift is from the three of you Yeah, yeah, check out that's why we weren't at the baby shower We were checking to see if Pat could get all the cash we needed exactly. Yeah to cover your presence

What kind of diamonds are we talking VVS color-cut clarity a little bit everything they were glistening? and VVs, color cut, clarity. I got a little bit of everything. They were glistening, I'll tell you that. I got a million dollar watch in the back. VVs, VS1s, VS2s. I got a million dollar watch in the back. Well, right. Yeah, so.

What are the diamonds for? In case you need to buy arms? No, so I found out down here, I was buying a diamond about a couple weeks ago. What is it, the jewelry district? Yeah. It's my first time being there. So a lot of the old watches that I used to have were like watches that I like, I got a watch in my bag that I never wore.

I won off a card game against somebody. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, I never wore it because I don't like diamonds in my watches. So I'm like, I'm gonna take it down there. How many watches can I get for this? You know, type of shit. Trade it. Multiple.

That's what they do down there. It's like very trade. They told me. So that's why I brought someone to watch it. It's intimidating to me though, because like I'm always scared whenever I go to that that like street specifically in the diamond district that like, you're fine. Trust me that I'm saying I'm scared on the mark. Yeah, I don't have enough information. Like I don't know the rate like they could get. They're gonna they're gonna win on you for sure if you don't know your shit. But if you got, I don't know, watch and you want to trade in,

it's the people who want to trade in watch for money. That's when they fuck bring you over. Really? Yeah, that's when they really get you. But if you go watch a watch, they got so much product in there. Do you have a sense of what you'd be looking for for that million dollar watch? No, no, no.

I got another lot. I got like a hundred thousand dollar watch that you're going to try to break down into multiple. He's got the little, no I didn't say little, but the roll watch. I'm sorry. He was trying to cover it up. Rolly roll. He's got the Batman. He pulled that sweatshirt over it.

Yeah, chill. It's a good watch. It's a great watch. Talking about ransoms and stuff. Getting a little nervous around these parts all of a sudden. That's like a $25,000 watch. No, no, no, no, no. I bought this for less than $10,000.

Yeah, because you got a deal though. Oh, I got it at retail. Yeah? That's what it retails for. Yeah. No way. Or it did when I bought it, yeah. What?

I didn't think any Rolexes were less than $10,000. Maybe now it's gone up, but when I bought it. Yeah, what I didn't know I don't think any Rolexes were less than 10,000 maybe now it's gone up. But when I bought it at retail, it was $9,800. What was your first watch? Whoop That's mine That's not a watch and literally does not tell time Yeah, they don't didn't they have like something about like why they couldn't fit like the time onto their show? There was no screen.

I think I bought a watch, but it was like my first Rolex, but it was like a woman's Rolex. So I got on like the team playing like like like how you know, I'm saying on your wrist, that's going to look like a whoop. Everybody looking at me like, well, that's my wife's watch. I'm like, oh, shit, my bad. You should have been like, yeah, that's gonna look like a whoop. Everybody looking at me like, bro, that's my wife's watch. Yeah. I'm like, oh shit, my bad. You should have been like, yeah, that's right. I am wearing your wife's watch, bitch. No, no, no.

You know where I got it? No violence, no violence, no violence. She hooked it onto my cock last night. We don't condone violence. We don't. No, no. Jason, did you keep it? Oh, no, I traded it.

You traded it? Yeah. Immediately? Straight from Brad? Yeah. You traded him in? Immediately? Straight from Brad? A super small face? Hey, they hate the relationship we have now. I know.

You're the only person that's ever made him happy. It's phenomenal. He always hates us. So now I'm happy to see him in good spirits. Crankiest guy. No, I'm having a good time. He'll just be why did he he mispronounced or swastika earlier? And he's been just breaking his balls the whole time about mispronouncing swastika. The first time you do something wrong. They go be on your ass exactly

I come into this podcast every day with the expectation that we are all going to get along and he changes that and then we go down this rabbit hole of you know sparring and loathing and I like sparring and loathing yeah yeah with words not with actually physicality exactly but now he feels like he got a teammate though. He has a running partner because your guys bond over Call of Duty. That's how it used to go. I'm gonna get you a PlayStation Edge. I met one of my best friends from Call of Duty. Yeah?

I'm talking about, I might have seen him twice in my whole life. He came to a Golden State game, I gave him some bomb ass tickets. Anytime I'm in the area of Sacramento, Golden State, Pat, anything you need, I know you don't smoke weed, but I have pounds and pounds of shit. Yeah, yeah.

Chuff, you wanna talk, that's the source right there. My guy milk, my guy milk. Yeah, milk, he knows milk without even meeting milk. Yo, Harry, by the way, moves weight. You should see how much weed he has in his apartment. I'm not even joking right now. It's not true. Talking about pounds, pounds on pounds on pounds on pounds.

Pre-rolls, but weird waxes. What's your address? That's not true. You talk about that ransom. You cannot move without kicking a brick. You can set up a thing. Vacuum seal. I thought it was a wall.

Pat has a ransom money. I thought it was an exposed brick wall. It was all just kilos stacked on top of one another. Dude, we were in a... He's made a seat out of bags. We were filming in Washington Square Park the other day. And you know how there's like all the kids that like skateboard in like that little center area.

Your friends. And, uh, like these kids are like 16 and it gave me like the full like inside of to like what it's like, is like a kid growing up in New York. It's like, it's like 4 PM on like a Friday and this like 16 year old pulls up and like everyone's like dapping them up saying what's up. And then he pulls out a zip, like, zip, like a gallon Ziploc bag filled with weed and just starts rolling joints for everybody. This kid's like 16 years old.

But this is the new world. Yeah, that's where we live. I was on a walk with my wife on the piers a couple weeks ago and a kid like hopped off the soccer field and approached just me and my wife with our dog and he was like, do you want to buy some and it was the name of a drug I'd never heard before. Really? And I was like, damn, I'm fucking washed up.

You should have said yeah. Yeah, you got to say. Absolutely. For sure. Just to see what the fuck out there. Yeah. I heard about something new. It was something brand new. Because I'm out we our culture really really only know about weed. Yeah. Ball players. Yeah. Yeah. Black people. Oh, yeah. It's OK. It's OK. I don't even notice.

OK. I know. So how does that like like was it something you can smoke or he didn't he didn't say I did. And I didn't name he didn't he didn't say a word. He just came up to us. He said, do you guys want some?

And I was like, I don't even remember what it's called. It was like a brand new word to me. I'm pretty like plugged in as far as like what drugs are. I know what isn't it. A Mali new a new Mali or something. What is it? Something like that. Yes. C.B. or KB or to CB. I don't think I haven't heard of that name for it. I haven't heard about it ever.

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Thank you. Peace. There's no ending, that's it. How much do you hurt right now? Like soreness, pain as an athlete, joint pain. Like are you in pain from all this, how much basketball you've played? Not at all.

You gotta think I'd lift every single day still. I know but- So like I'm a massage, rice massage a week type of guy. So like. You're just no nagging. Like so I might get up and I might, you know, motherfuck my hair look crack crack a little bit.

Yeah. But it ain't something that I'm like, I can't. Or maybe it's something that I do feel that I just not, you know, I've been accustomed to. I don't know. I don't, I don't. Why, you hurt right now? I hurt all the time, all the time.

You need to get massages twice a week. Like if I do my wrist like this, oh, yeah But that's great. I don't know you're shooting hand. Yeah, do you worry tour ligament here? But I'm not do you worry that at some point once you step off the the regimen and the treadmill and kind of all that It's going to catch up to you at that point. No, I think you got to steal like even a I mean Non-athlete guys did that get a massage. You up to at that point? No, I think you gotta still like, even a, I mean, non-athlete guy, you still gotta get a massage, you still gotta take care of your, I think that's body wellness. 100%.

You gotta keep lifting. You don't get no massages. No, I've never gotten a massage. I have no interest in getting one either. No, I'm telling you, so look, this the thing, right? This is how they broke it down to me. If you don't sweat, if you don't get massage, you just die early.

Yeah. That's it. It's not like, that's die early. Yeah, that's it. It's not like, that's literally it. Work out, you live on. You don't, you die early. Hairball is trying to die as fast as possible. He's speed running like, Race to the grave. Expeditions.

Yeah, we're trying to get through this like that. No, we're doing a good job though. We need you though. I don't sweat. The only time I sweat is like in the middle of the night. Same bro. Wake up in a pool of sweat. I'm trying to out-

Look, and then it gets so bad bro. I'm fucked up. It gets so bad I go get robe. Put robe on bed or towel. Put towel on bed. Go back to sleep. I put towels on bed for period sex. Oh you wild. Yeah. That's crazy. Oh you get wild. I have to. What color towel?

I mean puddles are like a whole side- the whole bed is wet. Disgusting. Like I can't go back to sleep. You get why. I mean, puddles like red, the whole bed is wet. Disgusting. Like I can't go back to sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Same. Recently. Like all the time. Not all the time, but like, I don't know why. Once every three weeks or something. Yeah. Like it ain't. Is there body fighting a sickness or like a withdrawal?

I get that when I if I take a nap, if I take a nap. Did you hear that shit? Oh, yeah. I know that's from gaming. That's my game. These are my gaming hands. Yeah, exactly. That's what you get from paddles. Yeah. Yeah. That's paddle. We pop both of them. I pop one. Yeah, you pop your shoes. I pop the one. I go this one square. Yeah, I thought it was like had some bubble wrap.

They were opening or something like that. My son is legit, though. Yeah. Spank. He's he's legit. He's got to you got to get him involved in some competitive tournaments. They let get him paid. Okay. Yeah optic Yeah, he cried one time somebody like killed them in the game. I come in the room crying I'm gonna get him back that a whole so we gotta get off the game Put the game up with the game. I know we're good No more gas. I just got his address, dad. Yeah, it's wild.

Time to spin the block, dad. Do you guys ever squad up together? Always. Me and a couple other homies, I just tell him to turn his mic off. Yeah. That's great. Don't talk. That's awesome.

I used to play with my dad, but I would tell him to turn the mic off. OK. Yeah. I think when he gets older, that's the part I'm going to be. Yeah. Dad, turn your shit off. All right. Yeah, but I used to play MW3.

Who's better, you or Spank? I'm, yeah. Yeah. I used to play MW3. Who's better? You or Spank? I'm yeah. I'm nice. But he's got a higher. He got. Yeah, he grew fast. He could be. He's got more potential.

And he likes small map. That's how I know he's like fucked up. Yeah. Anybody who plays small map. Yeah. Fuckin dies. So he go one gets four. Oh, I'll die and come back.

Yeah. I love research. I hate it. I love it. I don't play it at all. I love when they kill my team and then we go right back and we get them back. I didn't even say about that.

I like to play long game strategic. This person's in the mound, this person is here. These two people on the ground get my back. Yeah, you see those clips of a guy in the Eagles, Devontae Smith, you see him? You think those were legit? No, no, I never seen the clips. Devontae, there were some clips of Devontae Smith

that were surfacing of him playing Warzone. And there were some allegations. There were some allegations about some, I don't know about paddles, some walls, some aimbot. What's aim? Oh, that's the mother, those motherfuckers. Yeah, shoot you seven times. First two bullets in your head. Yeah. Yeah. But that's just right.

That's what they that's what they like in Philly. What are you talking about, bro? I ain't go out. He played some of my hardest games I played was in Philly. I remember that. I was there cheating. Not cheating. I just couldn't get a dub. Are you talking about servers must be called junior basketball? Both. Yeah. can't keep up it's hilarious for you to be in the NBA and be like some of my hardest games were in Philly and you're

talking about war zone I was making it was the delivery it was all right man We just got a better energy going on over here though. You just explained it. It was the delivery. It was. It was, yeah. It's all right, man. You'll have your time. Am I wrong? That's exactly what I did.

Yeah. He's like, he means this. Whole rumor rubs in laughter. It's all about delivery. All about delivery. All about delivery. Boy, he's touched. Great.

That's great. Touched by God. You got it. You got it. Oh, man. Hey, I like this show. I like this show. I could do this. It got a lot better when you joined.

It did. It definitely did. I could do this, Ron. We needed the energy, bitch. Well, there's no, I mean, with the basketball show, it's like topic, topic, topic. There's not a single topic. It's just all free-flowing. I like this way better.

No more topics. Because eventually I talk about hoops. Yeah, you know, like hoops is everything. I'll talk about hoops. But like, I just want to kick shit. I like this. Yeah. It's a nice it's a nice vibe. Yeah. Y'all come in here hoodie on comfy vibe. Oh, yeah. Kick your feet up. We realize we have a good time having fruit juice. You know what I mean? Read the Chinese newspaper. Is that a white thing? I see a lot of white people do that. They kick their feet up on shit.

Oh, I'm always kicking my feet up. See, my grandma slaps shit out you. Yeah. Out of you. Out of me, yeah. Yeah, because we wouldn't put our feet on nobody's. Yeah. No matter where.

Nor would I. Nor would I. Okay. So my grandma fuck with you. Francis is a gentleman. But I'll throw mine up. It's nice. And a scholar.

Yes, I was raised right. Literally. And uh. I And a scholar. Yes, I was raised right. Literally. And... I was raised right is crazy. I was raised right. And these two don't even say anything behind it. It's even wilder. We know he was. To their family problems is crazy.

Rone does this thing where he knows now that Harry's about to look bad for having his feet up so he's trying to, in solidarity, join that when the truth is that Rone does not put his feet up. Rone's actually, I think he was the first one to put his feet up if we pull the tape. That's called stitching. Yeah it is. That's on me. That's on me.

That's on me. Come on out. We don't need that. Wait we gotta show Pat our Bob or our kettlebell. Oh yeah the Joe Rogan kettlebell. We got a Joe Rogan kettlebell limited edition. I'm a Joe Rogan kettlebell. We got a Joe Rogan kettlebell limited edition. It's not

fucking good, bro. So, you gotta be able to do hip thrust, bro. I can't do hip thrust. My lower, it fucks my lower back. Oh, cheeks. That's a cheek exercise. I'm trying to tell you. Cheeks is fucking insane. I didn't know that

that was cheeks. I've been using the wrong parts of my body. And you can do single arms, so you can build shoulder and you can build cheeks. Full body. Yeah, I never hit cheeks on that for whatever reason. I did those yesterday, single arm kettlebells. What weight? 35. But you know what, I take that back. I like to do kilos because the kilos have that extra something into it.

Right, so yeah, I'll always beat the guy who lifts 30s. I'm lifting 33.3. So, yeah, I'll always be the guy who lifts 30s. I'm lifting 33.3. Yeah, yeah. Right. Do you know the conversion from pounds to kilograms? That's 2.2. Well done. Yes. Exactly right. You know, he was going to go to Harvard. That's fantastic. He got recruited by Tommy Amaker, but they gave the spot to Jeremy Lin instead. That's right. Where'd you go to college? University of Arkansas. Oh, nice. Razorbacks. Yeah. Very cool. They have, who is it, Calipari's now that goes there?

And he was brought in because of the strength of their booster program which is run by Tyson, the chicken people. And my first guy gave me a job. I used to hang out with his son all the time. Seeing him in Vegas. John? Yeah, my guy. I seen him.

John went to school with me. No, no. I'm talking. John Tyson. Yeah. Do you know about that guy? Yeah, the guy's sister sister is okay. I don't know her Okay, but John John is is awesome He's a friend of mine, but he got in trouble a couple years ago I was just waking up in the bed of a stranger. Yeah, he always gets in trouble a little bit He went home to the wrong home. That was my guy and he was drunk and I used to be on a golf course. I heard that he was freeing chickens too. John Tyson.

The dad or the son? The son. I heard he would go into the factory and let a couple go. Now he was different. Yeah, he was different. That's my dog though. No wonder he was my friend. I always heard that when they have free range chickens that they like they don't they are cage free But they they hold them at gunpoint though that they're like there's no cage But they they're just kind of menacing to them my girl said I stopped eating lobster tails also wrong She said because when they put the lobster in the boiling water Scream yeah, and like I'm cool. I'm one nothing that screams. I have eat it. Apparently that's the most humane way to kill them though. So they say.

I think there's another way. That's better. Something. There is something that... There probably has to be. Culture. I can't imagine boiling water is the way. It's the best way. But I think that's the best way to make it taste the best. Because I think if you kill them in another way, it like releases a hormone that fucks with the meat. the best because I think if you kill them in another way it like releases a hormone that fucks with the meat. Yeah. But I saw them trying to make it more humane with lobsters where they have the conveyor belt and they choose the direction. Oh yeah, we talked about that. Oh yeah, we talked about that. What'd it do? I don't know. It's like a conveyor belt and

like there's like basically... I've seen ones where it's random and ones where they actually choose but like it's one is like back to the Back to the herd of lobsters and then the other one is to like a vat of boiling water Okay, so they get to choose their own death. Yeah, they get to choose with sort of That's my mother who went left. I think you heard anything from Sebastian. Right. Right. The motherfucker for red lobster.

Yeah. I believe you've been bird hunting. Never been hunting. Oh, cool. They I went once. Fetland, pheasant hunting and they had, you know, stocked the field with the birds, you know, chuckers, pheasant, quail, and they buy them from China, I think.

Where they're presumably grown. And then they ship them over and then they put them in the field, in the brush, and then you get the dogs and the dogs flush them and then you shoot them out of the air. But I wasn't very good at it. And so- You shot a man. Shot the dogs. Shot the dogs flush them and then you shoot them out of the air. But I wasn't very good at it. And so- You shot a man.

Shot the dogs. You shot a man. Shot the dogs. No, a couple of them, I mean, I didn't hit a few of them, right? I was with another guy who was good. So he got most of the ones that I would miss, but a few of them, they flush up into the air

and then they kind of hover for a second and then they fuck off quickly. And if you don't get them, they go away and then they kind of hover for a second and then they fuck off quickly and if you don't get them, they go away and then they're gone. These are birds that were grown in, I think, a cage in China or whatever. I think they're made in a factory. Yeah. They're assembled on a line. Now, if you don't shoot them, they become wild birds.

Free birds in America. And... Free bird chicken. Yeah, and I just, I couldn't help it, because I saw them, you know, fly over and go basically escape. And I always wondered how those birds are living now. They probably don't have sex with another bird, made a little...

Make a virus. Yeah, for real, that's for sure virus. That sounds like virus. Yeah, ringing a giant bird over there. Or they're ripped to shreds by coyotes Viruses definitely should be put in jail. Yeah more than shooting a man or dog some people If if they're setting up one of these bird hunts for a group of guys that you know want basically the equivalent of Harry's paddles What they'll do is they'll they'll they'll shake the birds and make them dizzy.

Oh, that's cheating. So when they flush them, they just sit there. Motherfucker right in front of you. Yeah, you're just hovering like a drone. Right. That's so fucked. Motherfucker walking next to you. Right.

They ask them a riddle first, so they're confused and then they shoot them. Until they're like confused They fly up the bird the dogs flush them right and then they To ten feet up and they're just kind of like PlayStation they just fall out of the air And then the dog goes and retrieves it, but it doesn't eat it. It just grabs it loosely in the mouth and then brings it to the bag. And then you cook them up. You put it in the bag.

Yeah. You have them clean it and then I braised it. How was it? It was pretty good. Pretty good. Quail is really good. You seem disappointed though. Quail is great.

I don't know. It wasn't as good as you expected it to be. It wasn't as good as I expected it to be. It wasn't as good as I expected it to be. I don't know. Well, probably because it's not wild. I don't know if you- Probably because it's dizzy as fuck. Yeah.

It probably released the dizzy hormones. Into the meat. It just scrambled on the inside. Fucks up the meat. That's why whenever a dog has a shoe, I used to wonder why they would rip it around like that. But they're just trying to kill.

So the dogs are so well trained that if you wing shot a bird, and so you don't kill it, right? And it's like injured and not happy. The handler of the dog can give the dog a command to go get the bird and shake it and kill it. Damn. The dogs must love when they hear that call.

Yeah. Shake. I went so, you know, it's a lot of burglaries in Cali. And so we were talking to like, okay, we have a little Yorkie, but it's time to get a dog. Yeah, yeah, big dog. Huge dog. So we go to this canine place where they train dogs.

The first dog that we, I mean, the dog that we purchased, the dog is $20,000. You're not hearing me. And that's like- That's why you got the 20K on your right hand? That's like, no, no, just in case. But he's like tier one.

The tier three, his name is Dexter. I've never in my life, sash, I've never in my life seen the dog like that in my, like in movies, a dog like that in my, like in movies, a TV show that I'm clicking ever. The dog was absolutely a stud. He felt like he was like John Wick, but animal version. Yeah, he was as tall as this fucking stool right here.

Jack Black. Yeah, yeah. Eyes like blue, but like- Was it like muscular, like a muscular dog? Huge, K9, I'm talking about huge dog. Like back muscles and shit? Everything, when he sat down, his fucking feet were like half my size, dog.

Damn. It was, he'd tell the dog, jump up there, jump up there. A guy come in, he target, dog does this. He man, nice watch, I like your watch. They do all through, everything with me. Grabs watch, guy grabs, it was crazy. Let him go softly, dog, let's go him softly.

Sit back down, it was unbelievable. And like, each tier had like a description. Tier three was like, tier one was like, yeah, on command. He can, you know, guard you and guard the house and now like tier three was like, yeah, dog can take bullet. He can, my dog would never be able to do that. Shots, that's like take my bullet, take bullets, steal like, damn. Wild. Francis, you could use that.

Wild, bro. I'm K9 that can take a bullet. And I'm giving them a you could use that wild bro I'm K9 and I'm giving them a shout out because they said if I did I was gonna get a dog for cheaper oh yeah you see how I did that. What's the name of the show? What's the name of the place? I think I gotta know that though. Yeah you have to. Shout them out. Shout out out there in Burbank the K9 unit out there it's out there in Burbank y'all go check it out shout out them. I don't know the name of it, but yeah. My boy Zeus, my boy Dexter. I'll find their final clip. You know, a cool place to get a dog is that sometimes with the dogs that are meant to be bombed or drug sniffing dogs at the airports, they don't pass the test, but they're still pretty darn good dogs and you can get one of those dogs. No, I'm cool.

Even more on that, I know people who do that dog training and they'll sometimes if they really like a dog, they'll purposefully fail the dog by firing off their like firearm like like or like making a loud noise near the dog's ear. So it has like, I think that that like disqualifies a dog or they can claim some kind of like hearing stuff. That's that's not fair. Are your homies like to make dogs go deaf? They're military. They don't the dogs don't go deaf. That's why it's like a reason to like it's like if someone's like going on the

injured list for the night, like teams tanking or whatever. And they're like, Oh, my knee's swollen. It's like, bro, you could play if you want to. This dog could be in the, this dog could easily make it if they wanted to, but this is the official reason for failing it. Maybe I'm butchering exactly how they do it, but it's like something with a noise by the ear and then they can, but then they can keep the dog

because they love the dog that much. I think that'd be a good way to get a dog, you know? Cause if you presume that only whatever, let's say the top 30% of the dogs that go through that training program pass and become the canine, you know, bomb dogs or whatever, a dog that's in the 69th percentile is going to be a better behaved and trained dog than anyone you could possibly get. Yeah. But they have to live with the knowledge that they failed though.

Yeah. But then they also get to, instead of parading around the airport trying to smell out C4, they get to live in your house. Yeah, and do nothing. Live a good life. Yeah, I don't think dogs wanna do nothing. No, I don't think they do either, but they probably would rather do that.

I think the smaller dog, I think it's dependent, the smaller dogs do, the bigger dogs. Right, a house to a smaller dog is like, oh my God, it's basically the whole world, but a big dog is like oh my god it's basically the whole world but a big dog is like I need me out what's up I have to go all the way out to JFK to pick up your dog though to adopt it I don't know if that's where they live I think that's just their place of work and how do you think the people that work at Sabaro are sleeping that what it is funny to imagine that they're just in the basement of JFK.

There's just 40 canines down there, just all barking. The day after September 11th, they're like, we have to get rid of these dogs. 700 dogs down there. None of these guys nailed it. Poor guys. I like this show, bro. Y'all kill this.

I like it. What material are those pants? Is that a sweat pant or is that like a knit? What do you make of those Francis? I like them, they're across between a dress pant and sort of a more casual, I would go more dress pant. Is that wool? Yeah a little bit.

Fantastic. I like the t-shirt too. Thanks bro. Heavy weight. Yeah that's a nice shirt. You gotta stay young. We gotta get Sash shopping with you. Nah, it's his swag, he like it too. Do you have a stylist?

No. Really? That's like paddles brother. Zero. That's impressive. And you know some guys take it as disrespect too. If you don't have a stylist. No, if you like someone asks you like,

do you have a stylist? Well if you don't, then it's the highest compliment you could give someone. Yeah, but then it turns into that. But some guys look at it like, yeah, mother fucker, can you like someone actually like you have you have a style. Well, if you don't, then it's like highest compliment you could give. Yeah, but then it turns into that. But some guys look at it like, yeah, I forgot. Can you read? Yeah, I can read. Oh, I would never say that. I know you would understand some athletes in the NBA.

Yeah, there's probably some people who like have one and then act like they don't like the overweight influencers who lost a weight and they're like, it was natural. 100 percent. I just guys in the league that pay league fits. To post pictures of their shit? No, pay leagues fits to dress them. Oh, wow. And then when league fits comes out, you know, because they have a platform, they come out with

their, I don't know, top five players, they always pick them. Paddles. Popularity. Yeah, game ain't right. I thought the game been fucked up. Wow. So it's like a payable paddle thing.dles. Game ain't right, I said the game been fucked up. Wow, so it's like a panel of paddle thing. Yeah, game ain't right. Does LeBron have a, does he have a stylist?

Yeah, I don't think, I think he does that by himself. But you know, you get up to that tier, you probably have a little bit of everything. Yeah, true, true. Who do you think is the best dressed guy in the league? Best dressed? Mm-hmm. So you have to go different, right?

Cause when you get over 33, your style changes. Because you're not a... YN. Oh. You know what that means? I have a feeling. What? I shan't say.

What's the first word? Young. Okay. That's all, yeah. You're on the right track. Yeah. Back in the day, they used to call it Negro. Yeah.

Black folk call it nigga. Yeah. Racist folk call it... Yeah, back in the day they used to call me Negro. Yeah, black folk call it nigga. Yeah, racist folk call it. Yeah, yeah, that's not go too far. No, no, no, no. Get demonetized. Yeah, yeah, so yeah. So once you graduate from that, you have to go into a different class of wardrobe. Yeah, so you have to go like the knit, like these type of pants, pants with,

sweatpants with a crease in the middle to give you, I'm business casual casual, but I'm a T-shirt gives you I'm ready for anything. Right. Do you ever think about rolling up to a game and like one of like the like the kings of comedy jackets? I'm fine. Big suit. Yeah, I'm cool. Now, that would be awesome. Stacey Adams, like a big orange suit. Yeah, like a top hat.

Yeah, no, I'm cool. I think for some people, if you were just you just would have to be really bold or have a bit of a sense of humor About it, but I like younger generation. I like she older generation. I like LeBron I would say russ was the guy who was pushing the fashion boundaries the most there for a while Yeah, because russ can dive into he can look how 18 year old looks he can look like a 35 year old looks Yeah, you know he could switch it up. So his range is his range is different He was getting invited to fashion shows. All the time, still. Hanging out with Ana Wintour.

He has his own fashion line, Honor the Gift. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of Russ, man, they killing my man Russ right now, huh? What are they doing? He lost me that bet, bro. I had the Nuggets minus one and a half.

Denver Nuggets versus Timberwolves last night. Jokic ends the game 61 points, 10 rebounds, 10 assists, right? Damn, 61 points? Gover overtime game. Damn. Denver's up one point. Yeah. Denver's winning by one point.

How much time left? Denver is winning by one point. I have to tell him this, because he doesn't know basketball. Oh, I know basketball. Okay, cool. Denver's up one point. 12 seconds to go.

Yeah. So that's a basket is worth two. Minnesota's ball. Minnesota takes the ball out, turns it over. Yeah. Russ gets it, gives it to someone in front of him. Christian Brown. Christian Brown, right.

It's a two on one, meaning it's two Denver Nuggets player against one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, boom. Nice. He throws it back to Wesson Westbrook. Yeah. Up one, 10 seconds. In some cases, you like to dribblebrook. Yeah. Up one 10 seconds. In

some cases, you'd like to dribble it out. Yeah. So you can shoot free throws at them. Or some cases if you got lay, we call it if you got lay, take a lay. Yeah, you have a layup take a layup. You take layup. Miss layup. They come back down. Right? Nine seconds swing, Anthony Edwards gets it, Wu Drive kicks it to the corner, Akil Alexander Walker shoots it, Russell Westbrook try to make up for play,

contest, fouls him. So the guy misses the three pointer, but as time expires, he fouls him. So they're down one, he gets three free throws as the game expires. Stops the play, foul. And the guy goes to the line to shoot. One free throw, he makes it, cause he has three.

Todd. Next free throw, he makes it. When? They have no time out, so he misses it on purpose. Game over. Rest is history. Hot nigga, I tell you my dog. That's how I fuck it up.

Exactly. Y'all thought we didn't like each other. We bond. I fuck with Sass. I know. Straight up. I can tell. Oh man. It's nice to see you bringing him along.

Ross, Ross is a pretty big guy though. Why didn't he just take the D? The dunk? Yeah. You just gotta think double overtime. Your legs probably. Take the D? Yeah, true.

Your legs are cooked. You feel me? Yeah. It's just like you, you playing the game for a long time and you get three, it's a three V one. Yeah, thumbs start hurting a little bit. Let me cool back. Yeah, yeah. Take a deep breath. Get one of a three V one. Yeah, fums start hurting a little bit. Let me cool back. Yeah, yeah.

Take a deep breath. Get one of these out. Yeah, get a Gatorade in a little bit. But he could have dribbled out and made them foul him like burn five, six more seconds. But do you trust a Wesley Westbrook's free throw or a layup? Trust the lay. Yeah.

Yeah, but you could get at least one point on the free throw. If you had a million dollars trust the lay. Yeah. Yeah, but you could get at least one point on the free throw. If you had a million dollars and you used to put it on a layup or a free throw, both free throws, Russell, Rush, you go take the layup. Not for Russ. Was it truly an uncontested layup? No, it was contested.

It was contested. But it was a two on one, so it was also on the other guy, Christian Brown, that he could have just taken the ball out and he could have dribbled away. No, you give it to the MVP. Former MVP. Oh, no, he's still MVP.

Like, he was the president of the United States, you steal a motherfucker president. True, true. That's how it goes. Mr. President. Yeah, steal. Yeah, steal. Sass. I fuck with that.

Russell Westbrook once had a 20-20-20 game. Yeah. You know why he had it? Didn't he steal a lot of the rebounds? No. Because he, oh, it was a death in the family. Nipsey Hussle died. Oh yeah, the 60s.

Oh right. The 60s, so he got a 20, 20, 20. Oh. But a 60. Nipsey Hussle was a iconic underground sort of figure in the LA scene. I'm familiar. Marathon.

Yeah. The night of the game. I was there in LA when it happened. Really? Yeah, after the game, we was all talking about going out. We all went home, got dressed, got in a group check. It's like, y'all, the vibe's off, bro. Let's just stay.

Oh, you didn't know I was there. Cause we didn't know what happened until like, before the game. Oh, I thought you were gonna go to Crenshaw. No, hell no, we cool. We go stay inside, man. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were gonna go to Crenshaw. No, hell no, we go. We go stay inside, man. Yeah. Yeah, I heard they were giving people

a hard time afterwards. You go to Crenshaw. You see, he goes right to Crenshaw. He's wild. Yeah, he's crazy. Sometimes like you have to ignore him sometimes. He says so much wild shit. Like you can't even highlight some of the stuff

because all of the content is all wild shit. This is literally me all the time on my show. It's actually great for us, but it makes it very hard to have a conversation. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. It's not, for me it makes it very tough. Very tough.

You should know, especially now you have two of them. Oh, exactly. The same people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I genuinely think Ran is the easiest person to talk to in the world. So if you think he's saying wild shit, boy. No, because based on your vocabulary

and the things that you know in the world, it's like, it's not a one up. It's shit that me and Sass don't know, that he only knows. And that he's not trying to like tell us like, hey bro, you know, this is how you pronounce this word or you should know what this city is of this state, some shit like that.

He knows all of that. So when you talk to him, it's like, he's trying to find a joke within you that you don't know about. Yeah, that's wrong, yeah. Damn, he read the fuck out of me. Yeah, I got it. I got it the first couple of days.

He said some shit like you said, when about the 2.2. You know, that's a question that you would ask a motherfucker who works out that they you shouldn't know that yeah of course if you don't know that that tells me and everyone who's watching that yeah it's fucking dumb ass athlete yeah so it's like an overplay for the underlay yeah when you answer correctly it's respect now it's like okay let me see what i can let me get two weeks i can hit him with something 100 another overplay for the underlay can i be honest with? Sometimes you speak so quickly that I am 50 words behind. That's not true. It is. I am trying to keep up. And I am I'm still thinking about the conversion of analogy. So for people to understand what I'm saying, I like to kind of I wouldn't say dumb it down, but just give a different perspective. So yeah, make sense. It's good. Yeah, people who I feel my point saying that is that I feel stupid. No, when I listen to you know, stupid is because

I'm I'm like, I'm kind of buffering a little bit. It's okay. And I'm like this. He helped me with this. I've been around him for three years. He's helped me. No, he said, I mean, overplay for the underlays. That's all that's, that's poetic. What does that mean? What does overplay for the underlay mean? I don't know. You break it down. You want me to take a spoon? Yeah, you got it. Did you know what it meant? No, no, not at all. Okay. Ron knows what it means. I mean, I just picked it up for the context. I like it. I want that. I want to know what it meant? No, no, not at all. Okay. Ron knows what it means. I mean, I just picked it up for the context. I like it. I want that.

I want to know what it means. So you don't want to overpay for the underlay. Oh, overpay? Overplay. Overplay for the underlay. What does it mean? Break it down, Ron. Like you're talking to a four-year-old though.

No, I mean, Francis. No, because so they understand. I understand better in four-year-old language. I mean, just from the context, it was like. Not the context wrong, the actual meaning. But you were. Not the context wrong, the actual meaning. Doing them, like doing a lot so something else can happen

underneath it. That you don't see. Yeah. Oh, oh. It's like the front of the stage of the stage is hot. The magic guy he's ha ha ha but the whole time is this down here. You know, it's not. Oh, smoking mirrors, that type shit, diversion. That we go. Somebody's like a pickpocket. And like, then there's somebody who's like, Oh, like, I'm having a heart attack. Is there a doctor? And then like somebody comes

up from behind you and takes your wallet. That's the overplay. Right. That's pretty good. I like that. Yeah, that's the truth though. You gotta throw it in Dave's book

that he's also writing. I just came back from Vegas this past weekend. How was it? Belt to ass. Belt to ass? What they looking for me? Yeah. What I took so much money. You beat the house? What they looking for me? See I'm in this room. No windows. I'm in this room. I'm in New York in a cut like this. What were you playing? Baccarat only. Oh nice. Yeah closest to nine. And I'm the guy who goes I'm playing three hands. 5000, 5000, 5000. Fuck it. So and if I, I'm keeping it on there. Five to ten, ten to twenty, twenty. So I go player, player, banker. Got it.

Well, five thousand, I win ten. Cool. Player again. Ten thousand, I win twenty. Switch it to banker. Twenty, I win forty. Cash me out, I'm gone. I'm that guy. That's what I like to do, too. Yeah.

Unless you say roulette. I'm a roulette man. I play the inside, play the outside a little bit. I dabble. Thirty six is thirty four. What type of guy are you? 36, 10. Oh, you got specific numbers.

26, what was one that we hit big on? 26, yeah, Saquon Barkley. We hit big on. Where y'all was at? We were in Vegas. Okay. Or we were in New Orleans. New Orleans.

Oh yeah, they got a good one. Yeah. It kinda smells a little bit. It's a little stinky in there, yeah. Caesars, Caesars? What hotel y'all was at? Smells like? We were, we stayed at an Airbnb the second half.

Oh, y'all both? Yeah. Y'all both? No, we were in a, it was a beautiful Airbnb. OK. Beautiful. One of my friends said he had an Airbnb. He stayed in like the something something room that

was like in French, and it was like a sex room. Oh. Pose, but it was just him and his homies. Not even like women, right? So they got to have a while. Yeah, no, we just had like normal rooms. Just pretty nice. Standard.

No sex rooms here? Just normal, normal guys. Big TV. TV's too big. Like you ever been like, it was like a 70 inch TV, but it was right at the end of the bed. So it's like if you're going to watch the TV on that, yeah, you're going to have to be like looking around like you play tennis.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Harry doesn't like big TVs, especially for gaming. No gaming. I'm on a monitor. What is he calling his name? My name is Harry.

He doesn't actually like to be called little Sasquatch anymore. No, I don't mind it. I call him Sas. I'm not bad. No, no, that's totally fine. That's what they call him too. That's not true. You don't want us calling you Little Sas.

I don't think I've ever said that ever. You literally have rebranded yourself. For stand-up. Am I wrong about this, Ron? I mean, for stand-up, he definitely has. I've never gotten the personal memo. I like Harry. I was totally under the impression you did not want us calling you little sass anymore or little Sasquatch I don't

just reflexively sass doesn't bother me at all well I'd like I like it though oh yeah oh what's that BB Simon I'm up for the night no are those worry pants these are Viori pants you guys should do a video together going shopping. Oh, that's a fun idea. He spent like 20 at like Brunello, Cucinello. I'm a Laura Piana guy. Yeah, I love Laura too, but I found a sample sale of Brunello. Everything was 75% off. Still?

Oh, no, it's closed now. But it was open for a couple days. I was the first guy in there. So he got everything. I was the only Gentile in the entire place. He got one of the long coats. The long coats are fire. They're unbelievable. Unbelievable, yeah.

It was perfect for New York. Shit was at least a hand to act back or what? Until you tell you, it is a, yeah bro. Yeah, a couple of those $20,000 dogs. How many hands was that jacket? Let's put it this way. Pat Bev's backpack has it covered. One of three backpack, Tom Ford's backpack Tom Ford's in the world.

Those were the alligator. How many alligators had to die for that backpack to live? Three of them in the world. I bought it right before 2020. Oh, is that snakeskin crocodile? 2020 for the bubble. Got this guy. Got myself a part of this.

Mm hmm. Why do you have to? I was going to go get locked up. It's a damn nice pack. Reminds me of my fish pond. What's a fish pond? I got a fish pond pack, similar to that. Yeah?

Is it a crocodile in there? No. Oh shit. It's got a cooler pocket for your sandwiches. It does, it's for fishing. Oh nice, nice. That's my best pack though. I got a couple good packs.

I don't like to fish. No? No. Boring? Not boring, I just, it's a commitment. It is. It is a commitment. You'd like it if you went in the right environment. No. It's hard to not enjoy it.

I went to Arkansas with my granddad and the mosquitoes gang banging on my arm. That'll ruin a fishing trip. They were literally gang banging. Yeah. Like, yeah. That'll fuck up a trip. Yeah. the time. And I was in McGee, Arkansas.

How did gangbanger come to mean what it means given that there is also gangbang, which means a totally different thing? So my thing gangbangers mean like, okay, you see Bloods and Crip, it's a lot of motherfuckers fighting over territory. Yeah, territory is my arm Tim are fucking bloods on one side Tim off of Crips underneath my motherfucking wrist and they're fighting over this piece of my arm Yes, but he's saying like like a gangbang like when everybody's having sex with each other

I know that's why I'm giving them terrible. But which one came first, I think is the question. Which is the chicken? Which is the egg? Yeah. Who came up with it? Or do you think the... Do you think the Bloods in the Crypts saw one woman servicing 14 penises and said that reminds us of our street warfare? I think they came with it first. The Bloods in the Crypts. So the porn stars are like, we want something going on like... We're fighting over a piece of territory. Yeah, right. Right. A landing strip. Yeah. Hilarious. Not too much. Not too much. It reminds us of ourselves.

Kind of like me. Bonnie blue. It's wild, no. The Bonnie blue stuff. And like, it pops up on my feet. So I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm in white fan blue. And that's wild, no. The Bonnie blue stuff. And like it pops up on my feet. So I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm in white. You're in bed and I'm like, go on. Oh, yeah. Bonnie blue. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And wow. 50 guys with having their way.

And it's one guy who doesn't like, yeah, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's probably easier for her to do it with a bunch of dudes with ski masks on. But she said they have to do it in two hours. That's what I'm saying. It's impossible. You guys just, is it just penetration? Next penetration?

Yeah, I think everybody gets to come. I think you have to be a trained coxman. You have to be a real shitter if you're going to come. You know, like if you're, you have to be in charge of that. You have to be in charge of that. Like you canseling is OG. You have to be in charge of that. You can't be expecting her to do whatever to make you come. She has a fucking list. That is hilarious to be one of the 1000 and you get in there and you just can't come.

Or no, you can't get home. I would think most of them probably. Come on bro! You're slowing down the whole corruption. Next, next, who's next, next, next? This guy the fuck out here. A kid at the top of the water slide. Yeah.

But I'm scared. You waited four hours. But you motherfuckers. You waited four hours, ass naked in line. Right. Just like staying in line. No, but trying to stay hard. You can't play with him.

You're mentally trying to just get there. Like, yeah. I'm sure there was probably a couple of dudes that busted the second they opened the door. Think so? If you're gonna wait in that line, there's a reason you're waiting in that line. That's true.

For over a thousand men. Do you think that that counts as one of her number? Probably, yeah. No, I don't think she can claim credit for that. I was laying in bed and a girl walked in and just started squirting all over the place. I'm counting that as a body. I'm counting that as a body. Shit was wild last night.

I met this sick, she was squirting everywhere. Yeah, that's it. Your body. Before you even put it, before you have to, yeah, touch Venus to Venus. Touch what? Venus to Venus. Venus to Venus is legitimately legit.

Yeah, men are from Mars, women are from vagina. That's wild though. Yeah men are from Mars women are from But yeah, I'll do yeah It is I mean credits of Bonnie blue and who's the other one she has to have a lot of stamina Like a lot of stuff. She just wants it more She is the blank of porn. Let's put it in basketball terms Is she like the in basketball terms. Is she like the who is the guy that played like riot like AC Green like 905 games in a row or whatever like she just wants it more. Oh no bro that's I don't even know what direction she's coming. I would say it's like a paint player who took a lot of elbows. Someone who just got beat up down low took a lot of elbows. Someone who just got beat up down low, took a lot of abuse, got fouled more than anyone else.

Like Isaiah Stewart, the guy from Detroit who's always fighting, or is it somebody who, like a tall, skinny white guy who's always just getting like violent fouls? It would be almost like MJ the year they played the Pistons in the finals, and Bill Lambeer, they were just beating the shit out of him every time he came into the paint.

It's crazy, you know, when you talk to white people about the Detroit Pistons back in the day, the one person they always like to bring up is the white guy. Yeah. Literally the only white guy. Oh, I can name other players in the team. No, no, but the first guy you brought up was the only white guy.

Well, he was also the most violent guy on that team. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was.. He was he wasn't you don't think so bill that mirror wasn't the most violent one No, I would have said bill and beer more violent. Okay, who you put second then was John Sally on that side That's all put first. Okay, it would be him. Yeah. Okay, same shit. I just have images of like it up porn stars, bro Isn't he supposed to have like the biggest penis that Lisa and ever seen who Sally? Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, I seen a study that says you can determine someone's penis by the size of their nose I must be fucking hung bro. Big wide nose. Yeah, my nose. It's huge. Let me see Yeah, yeah Jewish. No, you got a button nose, bro. Oh, yeah.

You look like a fucking snowman. Yeah, I actually had my nose because my penis was too big. Oh, yeah. You get a nose job. Girls were like, I can't handle that until you have a nose job. Or you're just turning girls off. You're catfishing with that small nose. Yeah. Girls are like, I can handle him. Look at that little nose.

He would be you'd walk into a bar in like Cambridge and he would lead with the nose would come in first. That's right. Curling around the corner. Like this, man. There you go. Yeah. Hey, what's the shit we talked about yesterday?

I don't know if you guys have the same ad as Barstool, so you probably do. What is it, Blue Chew? Oh yeah, Blue Chew. We have a different, we have a competing company on this show. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. All good, all good.. We have a competing company on the show. I'm sorry. No, it's okay.

All good. All good. Do we have them today? I want to see if we do. Oh, there. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, Bluechew. Yeah, we're talking about, it's basically penis, getting your penis hard.

You chew gum, you get hard. Yeah. But then it lasts forever. That's why I said how I knew he wasn't a true podcast Head because he'd never heard of blue chew ad before. Oh, yeah I was used the original the original sponsor of podcasts like they've been sponsoring podcasts for and it actually worked for them Yeah, it made them a massive company. Yeah, just watch my podcast. I'm sorry. No, no Was not a criticism more criticism of people who are podcast heads Honestly, people who are podcast heads honestly

People who just know boner pills because of all the podcasts they listen to Wow it is nice to know We're gonna rap we gotta wrap this one. I think we're done. We're gonna wrap And I knew that because I seen him check watch Me I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm starving. I'm so hungry. Alright, well that was the episode. Thanks Pat Bev. Thanks Pat Bev, that was great.

Thanks for tuning in. Thank you Pat Bev. That was great. So, we'll see you guys next week. Anything you want to plug? Got Dallas coming up, Kansas City and Chicago. Those tickets are flying. Wait, Kansas City show's not canceled?

You have me mistaken with Harry Lil Sasquatch. I'm gonna be in Winnipeg this weekend, and then I'm gonna be in Edmonton in a couple weeks, and then Philly first weekend of May, and those tickets are going fast as well, so we'll get them. Nice. See you guys there, goodbye. Bye.

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