Son of a Boy Dad - Pharmaceutical Talk | Son of a Boy Dad #257

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty, welcome back to the son of a boy that podcast today it is December 9th. It is 1230 p.m. We are here live from HQ three and we are joined by a guest today Nick Murphy. Thank you so much. Studio audience. Let's fucking make some noise. We should get a studio audience. That would be awesome. Yeah, well, that'd be fucking incredible. Be a lot of pressure, though. I don't know if I would like that.

You know, but no, they have the applause signs. True. Yeah, they do. You pressure the big would be overdoing it, though, I think. Yeah, probably. But just run out of shit and just press it. They just go. I do it during serious shit. We get into like Israel-Palestine talks. They just hit the, they just said fine.

They fucking loved it. Thank you very much. Thank you. Hell yeah. It's an honor to be here. Thank you for having me. Yeah, of course. Thanks for coming on.

We got a, yeah, so Nick, I guess if you ever, if you've ever seen me perform in Atlanta, you've seen, you've seen Nick perform as well. Yeah. Or if you've probably just ever gone to a comedy show in Atlanta, I feel like you're always all over the place there. Yeah, I bounce around. I feel like you're like the dude in Atlanta.

I don't know if we need to do all that. Let's get that studio audience going. Let's get this. Woo! Seth's doing tricks on it over here. Glazing is out of control. Well maybe you could enter and have like a woo as like, as soon as you come in the room, like that kind of sitcom.

But like all Atlanta voices, there's a bunch of black dudes. Yes. Got a bunch of those. Are you a big fan of Outkast? Of course. And Ludacris? This is the widest way he's asked me this right now. Chris Bridges, I think is his real name.

You're just missing the sweater around your neck. Oh, I can pop this up. Keep the winds of poverty off my neck. I got some TI stories if you guys want some of those. TI. Yeah, I've met him. I fucking love TI. Really?

I do. Have you seen his stand-up? I'm aware that he does it. Wasn't it really raunchy or what was his tone when he was doing stand up? He was, I mean he's like just a cool guy up there, but it wasn't that good, because he's not a stand up comedian.

But he never referred to himself as a comedian. He would tell the crowd, I'm a superstar. And I think that's why he never felt like he was ever bombing. He was like, well, I'm not a comic, idiot. This is performatory. I'm a superstar. Was it you that was telling me that, I forget if it was you or if it was my buddy Gardini was saying that?

Sean? Yeah, Sean. I like him. I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah. Someone was saying that he did a show at Helium, I think, and he did did like he would do jokes and then he would bomb and then he just start rapping I mean, that's a hell of a show. It's a great show Yeah, yeah But he would just like he would just be would just pivot halfway through the show I'm gonna get a T.I. rap show for the price of a T.I. comedy. Yes, exactly

I bet I bet a T.I. comedy shows costing a little more than we'd think but I mean, what would what would you do? If you were him you have a skill. But I mean, what would you do if you were him? You have one skill. Yeah. You're not doing, you know. It is always good to pivot, just to pivot completely halfway through. Yeah. But he had no way to cut his teeth. Like he couldn't like grind it out. Yeah. I know. That's the problem with starting

stand-up when you're famous, you know, which is why I like to work with you, by the way, because you're not famous at all. Well, listen, you guys got your own shit here. But like when I was going to open for you, I was like, oh, Barstool guy, is he going to be whatever? He's got a following. Yeah. But you're like the opposite of what I was expecting. Yeah. Gave a shit about stand up. Yeah. I appreciated that. Yeah, we did. We did the Earl that first.

Do you still do that room at all? I do. Yeah, it's a great venue. I just did it with Casey Rockett. You know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Casey's great, man. Yeah, I'm sure he packed the Earl that first. Do you still do that room at all? I do. Yeah, it's a great venue. I just did it with Casey Rockett. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Casey's great, man. Yeah, I'm sure he packed that out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was that's a fun room. We got fucking.

I remember that was back when I was well, I haven't been drinking. And but that was back when we were putting them back. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I remember like because they just had that big ass fridge of PBRs. I must have drank 20 PBRs before going on stage. Yeah. Yeah. You have rowdy ass fans, though, which I do like. I do. Yeah, I do.

That that was the. Yeah, that was the weekend where that where that girl went down. I was just going to say, yeah, she was so hammered. Yeah. Get up. But she was being a bitch the whole night. Yeah. Already, you know, hitting her with some stuff. Yeah. And then she fell on her face tried to get up, but she was being a bitch the whole night. I was already hitting her with some stuff. And then she fell on her face trying to get out of her seat. And then I started counting her like a boxing referee.

It was great. And when she fell, like a massive bottle of like Grey Goose slid out of her purse. And then I remember the club was saying that she, I think I've told this story before on the podcast, but I remember the club was saying that she I think I've told the story before on the podcast But I remember the club was saying that they had to call 911 because she was like projectile vomiting outside There wasn't there an ambulance. Yeah. Yeah, and then she was they were like, no, we don't need an ambulance And they were like we're just trying to get an uber and they were like where you going and they were like, Florida They were trying to get an uber from Atlanta to Florida. Yeah, that's how far they came to see you I don't think they knew what was going on.

I think they're just that. Yeah, they were probably staying. They were probably they probably live in Atlanta. And they were probably just like, now we want to go to Florida right now. Yeah. They were that embarrassed by the throw. Trying to get down to Miami. ASAP. I forgot about the Grey Goose part of that story. I remember the rest of it, but I don't know. She was just, oh, yeah, like Sonic's rings falling out of her.

Just Grey Goose bottle. Smiling. Yeah. Good of her. Just Greg's bottle spawning. Yeah. Good for her. What a queen. I went to a club in Atlanta that smelled like sneezes. That's all I fucking remember about it. Well, just, you know, you know that smell. I thought you said, you know, that club.

You know, they're famous for it. Magic City. Oh, yeah. No, but. Do you remember the name of it? You know, it was like it was in Buckhead, Buckhead Saloon, maybe. Ah, yes. It burned down. Did it? I mean, I think they fixed it. I'd have to Google it. We have a Jamie like on Rogan.

You know, you. Yeah. Sorry. Not that right. I'll write a letter to someone. Yeah. But it burned down. At least part of it did. Yeah. I could see that being news and insurance closed for a long time could have been yeah, I don't know I never like followed up on that but definitely could have been an insurance thing But it smelled like sneezes we were doing a radio show from there and it smelled like sneezes every day

Yeah, like the first day. I was like all right like this could be a an anomaly but for it to Continuously smell like sneezes is fucking insane I don't know what a sneeze smells like Really none of your guys sneezes ever smell bad no like a explain the color of water. Yeah Are you saying like it's smell like when you sneeze and you like that like Yeah, like that smell you get in the back. Are you a million hailing? What's your sneak? Yeah? I try to capture it like No, huh it burnt down it burnt down down for one on the fact check genius.

I used to go to it. I used to go to a bar in New York that I forget what it was called. It was like kettle kettle kettle fish. Kettle of fish used to go there all the time. And then one day I went to go and it was completely it burnt down completely. And then they stayed open. And it was just it was like the summer. So they just had like four lawn chairs outside in a cooler And it was like that was that was now the bar

Just sit outside and just like it's literally you're just paying extra money to just pretty much tailgate Yeah, like outside of your apartment. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Were they banging you for beers? Was it expensive? I didn't. I mean, I didn't go. Well, it might be because they're trying to get their place back. Yeah, probably. We follow a picture. What is this? It was a great bar, though.

Yeah. Was there a cover to stand outside? Stand outside? Probably. Yeah, they were probably trying to make their money back anyway they could. You're too drunk to stand outside? Stand outside probably, yeah. They were probably trying to make their money back any way they could. You're too drunk to stand outside. Yeah. Cover of your work. Yeah, you're getting kicked out.

You're getting kicked out of the fucking lawn chairs. Yeah. Yeah. There is a bar that has lawn chairs out front, but that's on purpose. They have it every time. What is that called? It's not far from here.

It's like Garage Bar or something, or Tailgate Bar or something. Kind of fun. I don't know. I don't know. It's not a bad vibe something or tailgate bar or something kind of fun It's not a bad bad vibe. Yeah, it sounds fun. There's two white trash for you Francis It's not that I mean, I don't you know, I like lumbar support Booths I find to be intimate cozy. I'm actually thinking about building a breakfast nook banquet Like a corner thing or a head to face to face? A corner and having two sort of benches

with high backs and leather and then a table that you have to scooch into. You gotta scooch in to get behind it. How often do you think you'd use it? Your banquet? All the time. That's the thing, I think you'd just only do that then. I would get rid of my dining room table

and I would use only that as my table. It's efficient because you're not jamming your table up against the wall, probably. I like working in a banquet. It locks you in. It keeps you focused. I don't think folks would hear from you ever again. You're just being in your house all the time.

And that's OK. Nobody needs to hear from me. No, no, you can get shit done, man. Just get off the grid and get in your banquet. I'd like a nice booth in my apartment. That would be awesome. Booth booth is good, right? Yeah. A booth seat. Yeah. Is by yourself. Yeah.

Just one individual, not even like another side facing out or facing in. Harry would face him. Harry would face him with no view of the world. If I could like get my PlayStation. Yeah. Yeah. Against the wall, get my like monitor up, play video games in the booth. So like a deli. Yeah. That'd be awesome.

That's kind of what Kaisenat does. He kind of is just like facing the wall, isn't he? Or like a streamer. Your average streamer is just like up against the wall with a big ass room behind them. I'm not a fan of streamers at all. No, you're not a big guy. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't get it at all. People that watch it.

I think I don't know if I talk about this, but you do. That's it. You do know, Kaizen not does this. Yeah. Yeah. I heard he did a spot once at the laughing school, one of my home clubs in Atlanta, and he went up his tiny penis. That is the story I was told. That's pretty funny. And he brought he like packed the whole place because he just brought all his friends. I'm sure it went great. Yeah'm sure he killed was he build his tiny penis like did you know you're coming out it wasn't like he was headlining or

anything he just did like a five minute thing he's uh I watched there was like I was home for Thanksgiving and it was like that one where it was like Kevin Hart and Drew ski were on yeah and I was like I'm gonna pop into this live and see what it like what's going on yeah And I was like, I'm going to pop into this live and see what it like, what's going on. Yeah. And it was like, Judo is just the most like, all over the place. Just like I was getting like physically on.

I watched for like 30 seconds and I was getting like overwhelmed by how much was happening. Yeah. It's like people like dancing in the background, like Kevin Hart's like falling out of his chair. They're trying to keep the thing rolling. I guess. Yeah, exactly.

24 hours, they even sleepovers. Yeah, yeah. Having a hard sleeping over with 20 year olds. Yeah. He's like 50. I know. I don't get it. I don't get it at all.

In some ways it's like, you think that it's the next modern thing, but it's almost reverted to like an old fashioned thing where it's just a guy in front of a camera trying to do a million things to entertain you. Like vaudevillian. But they don't, like some of them. Like the Aidan Ross kid. Oh yeah, he doesn't do anything. thing where it's just a guy in front of a camera trying to do a million things to entertain you like But they don't like some of them like the Aiden Ross kid. Oh, yeah, he doesn't do anything He's just twiddling his thumbs. I mean the chat. What do you guys think? Yeah, it's just like there's people Why are you watching it doesn't make any sense? I mean, I'm gonna sound like a old ass

No, I think that's the next thing we've all had the same thoughts about that on this podcast specifically. Who's watching this dumbass podcast? I don't get they just sit there. They're not doing anything. Nobody really is. But this is funny. Aiden Ross is just like, talking about how he's gonna buy Trump another cyber truck or something. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Because it's also like, at least this it's like it's one hour. Yeah. It doesn't make sense because it's also like, at least this, it's like, it's one hour. Yeah.

So it's like, it's like one hour of conversation. And then that it's like, it's like 72 hours and like hoping for like a good 30 seconds every hour. Right. Where like all of a sudden Aiden Ross is like, like chat, like if your girlfriend is not cooking you a five star meal every single night, she's a whore kicker to the streets.

He's starting to get that Andrew Tate shit. Yeah, that's what they all do. He's starting to get rubbed off single night. Yeah. She's a whore kicker to the streets. Starting at that Andrew Tate shit. Yeah, that's what they all do. They get rubbed off on you. I did watch the highlights from the Drew Ski, Kevin Hart, Guy Snod's stream, and they were very funny. That's hilarious. That's the thing. But like the highlights are like.

It was like a top 10 plays. Yeah. They're so funny. When Kevin Hart calls out Bryce James for lying. Yeah, that was hilarious. Hilarious. Yeah. What? Lying about what? Because you know how everyone says like LeBron lies for lying. Yeah, that was hilarious. Hilarious. Yeah. What? Lying about what?

Because you know how everyone says like LeBron lies? Yeah. Yeah. It was just like it was like pretty much. LeBron's son, not Brawny, the other one was there for bits. And they he said that he cooks. And they were like, what do you cook? And his answer was like, you know, I'll do a steak.

And he gave it in a way that had clearly showed he had no idea what he was doing. That's like the lady that told Kat Williams she makes a good broccoli. Yeah. She was a pile stoner. She just died, I think. She sure did.

That's sad. The one who mocked him on the radio show? Yeah, she just passed away recently. Wow. I did the open mic at the club. Kat was at the weekend after a dude showed up with a gun to try to, I think it was her husband. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

We can fact check that too. I think it was more of like a threat. I don't think he was going to. I had never heard of that. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. And so then when I showed up for the open mic the following Wednesday, there was a big sign, no firearms allowed, as if like that wasn't clear before this guy showed up ready to pop cat. Have you ever seen the photo of the dude on stage with the gun just pointed

straight at someone in the front row? No, but that sounds awesome. It's a land in the cat. It's like a screenshot of a care top with a new. Yeah. And the captions like I'm not allowed to perform at whatever it is anymore Kill too hard. Yeah. Yeah, it is a great It's a great way to get like if you have like a bad heckler you just pull out the strap on them pull the strap Yeah, yeah, you'll keep heckling and see what happens. I'll kill you. I got the heckler for real Yeah, this is the different type of heckler of our last shows. I Didn't mean to cut you off though Francis so so he called him out for saying he cooked steak, right? No, that was it.

Yeah. And then they, and then Kevin Hart just pounced on him and said, see, I know when people are lying and you just lied. Yeah. And then, and then he's like, what kind of state must have just been going? No, spamming spamming W. He said what kind of steak? And he was like, wagyu. Like I cook wagyu.

Yeah. It's just like such a specific Why and they were like, how do you prepare it? And then really have an answer or something? So dude, there's no way that anyone in that household cooks ever sure They definitely have like a rotating staff of cooks. Yeah of chefs that just come in and I mean There's LeBron's like 40 and he has abs like they're definitely they have like a formula for him That's a fun thing to make fun of each other for it's very like rich guy. Yeah Gotta make his own fucking food But did you cook it yeah kick him off the stream is embarrassing

But it is like so like yeah, I watched the highlights of those two because I think Drew ski is hilarious So it's like but then the highlights they like, it'll be like a 30 minute highlight video and then the stream. But the stream is like 19 hours long. So it's like you're watching ratio of highlights. You're watching the stream the entire time for that one moment of brawny. I mean, how many people do you think

that are watching those streams or just watching them to try and clip it out and then post it on Twitter and like make money off of it? Sure. It's got to be like 70. There's so many secondary tertiary like yeah, clip guys that are making all that shit with whatever it is. You know, I saw an Instagram. I saw an Instagram reel of a dude who was like, breaking down the day in the

life of someone who like does like engagement farming for a living. And it was like him and he was like, so things that I'll do and he'll be like, I'll go and I'll check out Aiden Ross's stream. I'll watch that for 30 minutes. I'll clip it out. And then he's like, and then I will find a Fortnite clip. And I'll and he like does the thing where he like puts the Fortnite clip on top of it. And all the comments were like, dude, you just, you're just making brain rot. Like you're just like people. He's like a heroin dealer. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's bad, but it's not as bad as the people who create cumshot compilations. Yeah.

Is that like something that people do? Dude, the amount of compilations there are in porn of, you know, that you can tell it's from, it was made by somebody that probably had like a media degree in college and spent their time in the graphics room, cutting stuff up. And then they clearly were like, well, how can I apply this? What are my two great loves? Okay, editing and pornography.

Keep it simple. And it's so big compilations or like first insertion compilations. Just seeing that, now they gotta think of the big compilations. Or like, first insertion. Her compilations. Now they gotta think of the new compilations. And you can tell I've watched a lot of these. They seem fresh in your mind. Oh yeah.

This sounds like this morning. There's just so many. And some of them are super long. And... I always think there are, there's just a huge amount of people who love porn who also know their way around Adobe Premiere. Sure. Oh yeah.

I think it'd be a good way to learn to edit. Like if you were in the, if you were at like college and they just like gave you a ton of porn and were like, make a fucking sweet ass compilation out of this. I think people would be engaged. Get the whole class off and end it with this. I feel like that would be an engaging way to edit it instead of like. Guys like I'm only need seven. I got it.

First one to be done. Instead of like some student news reporter like no one wants to see that. It's got to be like a pretty demoralizing job, though. Like when you said come shot compilation, I thought you meant like the dudes that are like they build the compilations of like best of moments. Like, try not to come. You ever see those? Try to last. Oh, yeah. Like in the caption will be like, there's no fucking shot. You're going to. And they give you like a drumbeat.

And it's like increases as it's going on. There's no way in hell you're going to last 10 minutes with this compilation. like a drum beat and it's like increases as it's coming on. There's no way in hell you're going to last 10 minutes with this compilation. Yeah. By the end it's like berserk mode. It's like, yo, who hasn't come yet? It's sandstorm. Who is like, I've come a long way since last year. I'm so good at these now. That's got to be a defeating moment, though, is when you don't.

You don't actually get there and be like, I show all the way. Yeah. Yeah. Like, fuck, dude, those 10 minutes of my life. And they get called doctors at four hours or longer. Yeah. Yeah. Took nine by Agra to get through this. Now I got to fucking now I got to find another compilation. There should then there's like a part two. You didn't make it through this one.

Try. There's no way in hell you're getting through this one level to. Yeah. Yeah. It's like hot ones. Yeah. No one's ever lasted this entire the bomb. There should be a red zone for streamers. I thought you were going to say for porn. Well, we did that sketch a while ago. Oh, red zone for porn?

Yeah, there should be a red zone for streamers. Like, okay, something interesting is happening. Six hours into Aidan Ross's stream, we're going to tune in for this. And then it's like, oh shit, Kevin Hart just fell out of his chair. We're going to go quad this and then it's like oh shit Kevin Hart just fell out of his chair We're gonna put you go quad box box. Yeah. Yeah, exactly Drew's he's taking up two of the boxes We got Kevin Hart in the other one Did you guys watch some speaking of ball you guys watch any ball this weekend we did I did yes

Okay, so what was not the Texas, but I'm already blanking. Oh yeah, the Tech, Georgia, Georgia Tech. Georgia, Georgia Tech. That was huge in Atlanta, obviously. Even though the game was in Athens, but Tech, I mean, they had it. They had it. I was on stage during overtime number five.

There were still three more overtimes to go. Three different tables all streaming it on their phones. So I did like fuck with that. There were no jokes to be told at this point. No, I had that happen to me and I was in Baltimore and there was some college game going on. And I was like, I was, I was, I was doing this. I was doing all my jokes. I was just doing material.

Yeah. But I was noticing that like all the dudes in the room were like looking down. Yeah, you're already done. And then when, but they were still like, it was weird because they were still a good audience. They're watching Cumshot compilations Yeah, they were all they're all looking down and then when I would make a joke They'd all raise their heads up and laugh hilarious and I was like, alright, I mean at least they gave you something Yeah, at least they're paying attention to the at least they're listening to what I'm saying

I guess can multitask. Yeah, I could get I could get with like just a show where no one's looking at me But they're all laughing at their still all laughing It's kind of better for you. Yeah way less. I could have just like sat down and just told the jokes You're also on your phone. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty ideal. Just telling jokes. Yeah, I watched a lot Are you a college football guy? Sure. Yeah, you like NFL? Yeah, I mean the Falcons can't get out of the goddamn mud You know, we had a great start you did now Kirk C Kirk Cousins, I think has thrown eight interceptions. He's thrown eight interceptions over four games. It's pretty cool.

Yeah. 180 million. Yeah, that's pretty brutal. That's all guaranteed too, right? I don't know the extent to, I'm not a big contract guy. I just see the bottom line, but that sounds worse. It's gotta be, right? I mean, he's old.

He could throw 20 interceptions, and. It's still he's bringing it. Yeah. Look, I don't want to be that guy. But seeing you can be that seeing how bad Kirk Cousins is playing and how awful Aaron Rodgers is, it kind of makes like Tom Brady even like like better, more goaded. Like it just makes you realize like how much like how good Tom Brady was. As he's I mean, he was playing, he's older than those guys are. He was older than those guys are now when he was still winning Super Bowls. Yeah.

It was I mean, he had a great run. Yeah. Best of all time. That's such a crazy New England thing to do to to pivot it all back to Tom Brady. Well, no, I was thinking about I was watching Kirk Cousins. We're so far removed from Tom Brady being good. The Patriots suck now. No, but I was like, frame the. Jackson get stopped for like a two yard run. You're like, Tom from Tom Brady being good. The Patriots suck now. You see when Mar Jackson gets stopped for a two yard run, you're like, Tom's the GOAT. Tom would have had that.

It's crazy to reframe it like that. I do think though, unfortunately for you, that Tom Brady's great Super Bowl was the one he won with the Tampa Bay. That was such a fun one, man. That's the one that to me solidifies his legacy more than any other. Because he got away from Bellis. Yeah, no, I agree. That was such a fun one, man. That's the one that to me solidifies his legacy more than any other. Because he got away from Bellis. Yeah, no, I agree.

And it's probably the one that, you know, is the most important in his legacy. No, I don't think that's true. I mean, the 28 to 3 Falcons one is obviously his legacy. No, but we can talk about something else. In the Tampa Bay one, it was to show his wife, dude. It was because he was getting divorced from his wife and he was like, I'll fucking show. It wasn't it was about more than ball. No, I agree that that was a huge side side pot.

You know, I agree. The Tampa Bay one was definitely the one that like solidified like he is the greatest of all time. Yeah, like he could go to another team, play with new receivers, new coach, new weather. Right. I mean, better weather. Yeah. Better weather. How is he doing it in better weather? Yeah. Still still win and a better defense. Yeah. They have an awesome defense.

A bucks defense. Yeah. Yeah. And they also had a great. I mean, the Pats had a lot of legendary defenses, too. So I don't know if they're necessarily better, but of course. I think there's a lawyer Malloy. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like a Harry Potter. Ruski, Teddy Ruski, because an analyst now. I think there's a lawyer Malloy. Oh Right. Yeah Sounds like a Harry Bruce skier. Teddy Bruce ski because an analyst now. Yeah, that's how long Tommy played I know all of them. They're all coaches and analysts all of his former teammates. Yeah

Most pro athletes going to that stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the goal I think the goal is to go into shit like that after there's then then there's the guys that just, they don't make it in the NFL and then they don't get a job in media after and now they're just, I don't know what those guys do. Yeah. Delante West under a bridge. Trying to text Mark Cuban, can somebody get in touch with this guy please?

I'm smoking crack right now. So many people have tried to help Delante West too. Shout out to Delante. No, I think that, I think he rebounded. I think he is. No, I don't think he rebounded I think he Never mind Yeah, I thought he had a rebound and then it was like immediately oh maybe he just went right back I think I got a couple got some money in the bucket and then was

Yeah, I think people are just trying to help I think everybody's trying to have a LeBron trying to help him. Mark Cuban, people are just throwing money. I know, it must be fucking incredible. Imagine like not accepting LeBron's call because you wanna do drugs. That's tough. Dude, it's probably, I mean, when you're doing crack, or whatever, what was he doing, crack?

I don't know. Whatever the drug. Yeah, I think it is crack. I think it was crack. You're probably like crack, like you got the crack pipe in one hand and you got LeBron and Colin in the other. That's what I'm saying.

Dude, I'm taking, like if you're a crack head, you're taking that phone, you're throwing it in the water. Obviously I'm going with the crack here. Yeah. No, he doesn't have a phone. He sold it at that point. I think about crack and I think about, you know in the Odyssey with Odysseus.

Sure. The scene where he really wants to experience And I think about, you know, in the Odyssey with Odysseus, the scene where he really wants to experience the siren song, there are the sirens. The island of sirens. Yeah, and the song is so beautiful that any man who hears it throws himself overboard and gets dashed upon the rocks and dies. And the way that Odysseus decides to do this

is he has all the rest of his men on the boat, plug their ears with like broccoli or fucking parsley or weeds or something so that they can't hear it. And then they have, they lash him to the mast. And he says that under no circumstances, no matter what I say, no matter how much I beg and plead, can you untie me? And they go past the sirens, his men can't hear it, he hears it, it's the most beautiful thing he's ever heard.

He's desperately writhing to try to get away from the mast, telling his men, please, please, please untie me. And they won't. And so he's the only man who has heard the siren song and lived to tell the tale. I want to smoke crack in a way where I don't fall victim to the addiction or all the typical pitfalls. You want to get lashed to the mast. The brown teeth, the Delante Westism of it all. And I wonder if there is some way some some Analogous way to experience crack and heroin and some of these, you know life ruining drugs

Where I have some solution like what Odysseus did you just want to taste does that make sense? It does but there's no way because it's about your impulse to get access to it. So like it is everywhere So like if you just try it one time, I mean, I'm like guaranteeing that you'll get I know people have tried heroin once and not become addicted to it. But I think that you'll pursue it into the world if it really is that siren song that you're talking about, you want to tie you up like the legend. That's what I mean. We might put him on the mast. Yeah, that would be great for the podcast.

If we just like hoisted you right here. Talk about a stream, dude. Yeah, a stream. Yeah, yeah. That's getting numbers right there. I can't. You're smoking crack Kevin Hart's in the background. He's just bullshitting around.

Falling, dreaming. I can't think of. So you inhale, he's like, he's lying. He's lying. Well, how'd you compare the crack? Yeah, yeah. I can't think of the way, I can't think of the way that, what the equivalent of that

is, because the pitfall of it is, as you said, pursuing it, because you're addicted. And if that is the equivalent of dashing oneself on the rocks and dying after hearing the song, I don't know what the equivalent of tying me to the mast is. Yeah, there's no way, there's no way you can do it. But the only thing I think of is, is I then I therefore come back to, okay, there's one day left to live on Earth and asteroids coming. I'm gonna do heroin. Yeah.

Well, they give it to old people. They give them heroin equivalent pharmaceuticals when they're old. There's a, I used to work in pharmacy, fentanyl is like regularly prescribed for people with cancer and old folks and stuff like that. Yeah, it's a normal and accessible thing for the people that need it. Right. You worked in pharmaceuticals? Yes. Sales?

No, no. I was like in the pharmacy. I was a technician. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn. I know you had some crazy people. A lot.

Can you tell me a little bit about that job? I'm so confused by it. You order a prescription and they say it's almost ready. Are you filling the pill capsules or are you just dumping the pills? Do you have some big vat? Some drugs are hard to find. No, no. So it's, well, the problem is it's your prescription plus like 500 more that already got dropped off. So that's why it's not like immediate. But no, it's not the...the manufacturer makes all the drugs. We just have them on the shelf and then dump them into the thing that we give to you with

your name on it. So you just...you have the pill bottle and you put that in the brown bag and that...is that by and large the... Well that's the last step. The first step, you know, you got to run somebody's insurance they might not cover stuff and you got to call them get a prior authorization then they're bullshitting with you on the phone you guys are yelling at us because you know that we're the face that someone has to be there yelling at you yeah yeah the

insurance is just a voice on the phone so nobody really fucks with them but it's us even though it's not all people started to fuck with insurance I don't know if you're familiar. Oh, well, that's the thing I would turn the tables I would keep that pharmaceutical thing quiet around these parts Yeah, it was a pharmacist that did it Fuck these insurance, no, no No, no, that's hilarious that you bring that up

Yeah, no if that had happened back when I was working there that'd be crazy But no I've been out of the game for like four or five years now You have to get a special degree in order to work not to be the technician I was just like the assistant you just need a high school diploma for that oh yeah they were higher people off the street some of them were bad yeah was it ever one for you one for me type of situation I'm pretty sure I'm pretty good count of well exactly like especially the controlled shit I mean it's like if they're missing one, it's a big deal.

Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Was there ever a situation where you guys were like, there's one oxy missing? Greg? I don't know if it was that.

And Greg sleeping in the corner? No, we just had like cheating employees. Like a guy would be streaming soccer on his phone while someone's waiting at the register. Yeah. And he would literally go to them like, one second. It's like, do would be streaming soccer on his phone. Yeah, while someone's waiting at the register Yeah, and he would literally go to them like one second. It's like yeah do your fucking job Yeah, is it like what he was saying is it like? Like so if you could so you take the pills out say someone gets a prescription of like 30 fucking Xanax

Yeah, is there is there just like a vat of Xanax thousand? Yeah, there's little massive bottle of Xanax Yeah, it's for the manufacturer. That's crazy. But they're sending it to you based on the sort of demand that they see coming in. Or that we need. I mean, we'll just order based on like, yeah, but yes, per location. So there are certain drugs that are much more frequently prescribed and you need to have those on hand. Blood pressure stuff, cholesterol stuff, yeah. Those are like the number one, all the stuff for fat people. And then... Birth control is huge.

Yes. Yeah. So that's just a constant. It gives more... So you have that all the time in big supply. Yes. But then if someone wants a much harder to find drug or is prescribed something that's a little more complicated, then the major manufacturer has to send that to you specific to that... Special order sometimes.

Prescription, right? Sometimes if somebody needs like brand name, you know, there's brand versus generic, generic's cheaper, but sometimes the generic doesn't work for a person, everybody's different. Yeah. So they gotta go brand name, whatever it is, that's harder to get. Insurance doesn't want to cover it because they're being assholes. So like, did you try the generic? Yeah, I tried the generic. Well, we're not going to pay for it.

Well, we're going to kill you in the street in New York then. How about that? That's crazy that they don't pay for it because it's it's literally different drug sometimes like it will affect people completely differently. The generic versus the actual name brand. Yeah. Crazy side. No, like like they some people actually medically have to take the brand name as opposed to the generic because it just doesn't work for them, which is fine. Unless you're in the insurance and you're like,

fuck that, we don't want to pay for the brand because they are way more expensive. That's why generics exists, right? There's patents and stuff, so. I'm, we've talked about it on the pod, but I just started taking Wellbutrin. Yeah, yeah. And I can't take the brand name.

Okay. There's some molecule that is in a slightly different, or I can't take the generic. And it's because so many different companies make it that the formula changes based on, and something like that. Yeah. So I have a slightly different prescription,

but it's a version of Wellbutrin that has a different molecule. Nice. That I apparently need. The price of one bottle of 30 pills is $2,000. Yeah. What? That's what you pay? No. My insurance covers $1,950.

There you go. So each month- So you're still dropping 50 bucks though. I have to spend 50 bucks. That's a lot. But each month- So you love your insurance. You're going to join the Fertilian The first time that I have had. I mean, I guess I've I've had surgeries and things like that.

Yeah. But now all of a sudden, my insurance does not feel that expensive to me. Sure. Because they're paying for a huge portion of this. Was there any pushback that they have to do any paperwork? I had to get I had to get my doctor to fight hard. And here's the craziest part. And I don't know if they do this now, but your doctor will prescribe something without knowing what your insurance covers.

That's the most frustrating part. If they could make a system to fix that, because the person will show up and go, well, why did my doctor prescribe Wellbutrin if they don't cover it? Because your doctor doesn't call your insurance, that's us, we have to communicate to both, we're the middle man.

If the doctor could run it before he gives it to you, then he would already know. But the system was all, I don't know if they fixed it since I've been, I mean, like I said, I've been out of the game for like three or four years now, but they'll prescribe it, then you go to the pharmacy, and your pharmacy goes, well, they're not covering it, so now we gotta call these guys, then we got to call your doctor

back to get something else, like it's a mess. You know where they don't have this problem? Everywhere else. Well, sure, yeah. Canada. I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty confident Sweden does not have this problem. Yeah. In fact, I don't think anyone's on any medication there. They don't have an NFL either. Number one What's your name any stream? We get the good and the bad over here Yeah, we have to pay two thousand dollars a month for a well-bred trend, but we also have Eagles Panthers Wait, but can we just just I just want to completely scrub all the ways to steal drugs So do they care is there a pill counter? Yes. So it counts? There's vending machines now that do it for you. If it's that common of a drug,

it'll just dispense it. I mean, you just, you just like, they'll submit what the prescription is. Vending machine knocks it out, spits out bottle ready to go. Got it, got it. So nobody's going one, two, three. It depends on the size of the pharmacy, but I mean, from what I saw when I was about to be done working there, like a lot of them had vending machines and stuff. And I just wonder how many people get home and they're counting out to be like, okay, there's 40 in here.

Yeah, probably not that many. I mean, if it's Xanax or something, maybe. If they're like hooked on it. It's like, no, you forgot you're on Xanax. No, they probably don't really care that much. We also want to resuvastatin. Resuvast it, it's like blood pressure No, they probably don't really care that we also want to sue the statin Resuva statin that's cholesterol. Yeah cholesterol lipid sticky lipid prof protein I had okay So needed to get things moving through the bloodstream. Yeah, and then I take a hair loss pill as well

Then the asteroid does not seem to be working anymore. Is that what it's called? I beat it Yeah does not seem to be working anymore. Is that what it's called? I beat it. Oh, nice. What else? That's like the most common, that's the finasteride, I think is the generic from Propecia, I think. So now, I am now on three prescription pills. They're starting to add up. And I remember- You're taking care of your health.

My grandfather had this weekly pill box organizer. And I remember at meals watching is he would just scoop seven, nine pills out and take three at a time with what a real man I'm getting there. Yeah, I'm getting there. You know, you get to a point where you just chew them. Huh? You don't even swallow that.

You just eat them like tic tacs. I know there's some you're not supposed to. I don't know. I was prescribed Adderall're not supposed to eat. I don't know. I was prescribed Adderall when I was young, when I was really young. I got to a point where I would just take them with no water or anything. I could just swallow it. Smack your neck. Yeah. On the way down. Yeah. Yeah.

I can sometimes, but it can't be first thing in the morning when my mouth is all, yeah, you know, dry from sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on a pretty big concoction sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on a pretty big concoction myself. Yeah? You quit drinking. You got the shakes. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I, well, the last thing I was going to ask about the pharmacy stuff, because I'm sure that's probably not what you were expecting to talk about when you came on the podcast. Yeah. We started at Kirk Cousins and his goddamn interceptions. We got to come back to that And we need to get back to oh, we'll get back to New York to promote your special And then we're just Jerell and you were like so when is there a dispenser for the OxyContin? Talked about cholesterol for fucking two hours. Those guys are good

Two hours, man. Those guys are good. Distracted. By the way, there's a scene in the movie, have you ever seen the movie The Place Beyond the Pines? I've heard about it, but no, I never saw it. Yeah, there's a scene where- Is that a horror film? No, it sounds like it would be.

Oh, okay, nevermind. It's Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosling. Okay. It's a really good movie. It's kind of haunting, but anyway, there's a scene where Bradley Cooper's son or maybe Ryan Gosling's son, a bully at school, tells him he needs him to go get Oxycontin for a party. Okay. And he has no idea how to do it. So he just goes into a pharmacy, waits till the pharmacist is looking the other way,

hops the counter, finds it, and then runs out with it. This has happened actually, not at one I was working at, but there were like teams of guys, they would pretend to be interacting with the pharmacist, and then their other guy would jump in the back window, because there's always two windows. And I think they stole like a whole bunch of cough syrup or something like that.

But that is a thing. Wow. That was a huge thing during the like the whole opioid. I mean, I guess the opioid epidemic epidemic epidemic is still going on. But that was like, wasn't that a big thing? Like people were just like robbing pharmacies all the time. Yeah, I mean, sometimes they're all I mean, I don't know. You see more than that. You see like fake prescriptions.

People try to just scam you. I went to I had to get I had to get a prescription filled for Zoloft. And I was like, I hadn't taken it in like a week. Yeah. Like when you don't take it for a while, you start getting like I was getting like brain zaps and shit. And I had to go to a city MD. And then they told me a 24 hour pharmacy. And I went to a 24 hour pharmacy in New York on Friday night.

I think I was the only person, there was like 20 people in line. I think I was the only person in line that actually had a prescription. Everyone else was just like, no, but my doctor told me I could get it. And they're like, yeah, but there's nothing saying that. And they're like, well, what would I lie about it?

Like, why would my doctor tell me I could get it if I can't get it? You know, when you put it that way, sir. No, you know yourself. Why didn't you start with that? It's such a trustworthy outfit on. But I can see by the brown of your fingernails. Exactly. You need the drugs. Right. That Ford signature shit is tough, too.

How do you even know? You even tell? The pharmacist like that's part of their club. That's part of their schooling I couldn't on some of them like I would hang with the pharmacist thinking was real and he'd like nice That's fake and then I go back to the guy and the guys already. Yeah, like you can tell that the pharmacist knew, you know Um, but yeah, they know what to look for and shit like that Wow in grade school I couldn't go to San Antonio because I forged my mom's signature on a spelling test where I got a six out of 10. I was so fucking ashamed that I got a six out of 10,

that I forged my mom's signature. Teacher fucking snitched on me. I lost my fucking San Antonio privileges. I still haven't been. Oh, wait, this was for a field trip? It was like my mom was going to go to San Antonio. She said I could come with her. Fucking. Oh, you got busted. I still haven't been. Why did you need your signature for this? I missed that. You need to pair signature on the on every test. To confirm how dumb you are.

I think so. I think that's basically what it was. I'm not right there. God damn it. Six out of 10 on the spelling test is fucking brutal. I mean, dude, I had that, but I never got caught. Fucking Frank Abagnale over here. Because my mom would just do her initials. And I just knew what to do.

So I just wrote her initials. And I got, also like doing a parent's signature is so easy because like they just scribble it. School stuff's not as crazy. Like pharmacists actually have to like scan it and like,, you know, they're doing that at your school. Yeah. Yeah. They must have, dude. They fucking got my ass bad. I'm sure forging a signature is a lot harder than he's like on a computer,

like looking at with the jewel thing. Well, somebody's not going to San Antonio. I'm so pissed. I want to see the river walk. Do you remember any of the words that you missed on the spelling? No, I I I'm a bad speller today. Restaurants still just fucking restaurant. I guess you restaurant Patrice O'Neill.

Oh, is that a fucking good about it? Yeah. Yeah. Restaurant. What else? Fucking did you know what it gets me is. Connecticut. You have to say the connect in your work. Connect the kid. And if like there's a lot of eyes and a lot of tease. I missed on Massachusetts is a tough one. Yeah, I never had a problem with that.

Well, I guess from there, everyone's struggling with locations. Yeah, mine was poisonous. That's what I missed for fourth grade. Poisonous is tough. Yeah, it was poisonous. That's what I missed. Fourth grade. Poisonous is tough. It was in front of the whole school too. Poison house, yeah. It's O-U-S.

I think I just said U-S. Yeah. Poison. Well, it just sounded like it's us. Yeah, that makes sense. Poison us. We've done spelling bees here. Like no adults can spell.

I mean, Francis won one of them. And then the most recent one They tripped him up with an intentionally tough word. They got me with What was it it was a it was? Some something phone something phone homophone no Fuck I knew I'll a phone. I can't I knew the word too And I just couldn't I think about it from time to time it you would Makes me angry. I know that was yours to win. Yeah, what was the prize?

What was the I think it was like $10,000. Are you being maybe five grand? Yeah I mean you guys work here That's any time that Dave is involved in like a competition the prize is like a retarded amount of money Jesus he's like what we're not doing this because like, you know, his head, he's like, I'm not I'm not going to compete in it unless it's but I think it was like I think it was like five thousand dollars. It might have been fun. It was like if he won, we all had to like pitch in to him to five thousand dollars.

They didn't have that kind of money to just throw away. Dude, even the bar stool, they're doing like the surviving bar stool right now. I saw it on the TV's out there, which is like bars like Survivor, but it's with a Barstool cast. Okay. And uh... You were in that. So was Ron. Yeah, they're both in it.

Dude, the prize for that is $250,000. And it's already over or it's still going? No, it's still going. It's like not even close to over. Oh, so you get like breaks? No. Oh, it's still shooting. Oh, no, no, it's filmed. It's filmed. Oh, that's what I meant. Like is it over or is it like... No, no, yeah, it's still shooting. Oh, no, no. It's filmed. It's filmed.

Oh, that's what I meant. Like, is it over or is it like... No, no. Yeah, it's been filmed. There's a live finale, so it's like they don't know who actually wins. Like it's all been filmed. The voting has been filmed. Okay.

But we find out at the last finale or whatever. So you guys know. But we can't say. We can't talk about it. No, we're not going to. And even, I think, having... We're afraid to talk about it. It's a big... No think having we're afraid Okay, it's a problem if you if you get over it. Yeah, you spoil it It's like I mean the first three I can we talk about the first three about the first three episodes. Yes, absolutely

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No, you can find your special bra. But it was I mean, the first three episodes, for instance, just like the star of it. He's just fucking killing it. Oh, that's kind. You had a lot of screen time out in the lobby out there. Yeah, he was sitting in the lobby. Seemed like you were doing well. I showed up and he was in the lobby

and he was like, what is this? And he's like, I was just like, I was just pornoing with his shirt off the rest of the time. Yeah, he's just sitting in the lobby watching zero audio video, just me with his shirt off, walking around. I could tell, who were the standouts lot of screen.

Oh, I had a very lucky moment in the first episode. I found I mean, spoilers. I found an immunity idol in the first episode. So that was like a big moment. You were watched, survivor. Is that a thing that like what it sounds like it prevents? Yeah, it means that if people vote me out or if I play it, any votes cast against me are moot. But you can only use it once.

Sure. Yeah. And you only can use it before the votes are read. Oh, like it's a preventative? Yeah. Yeah. So like you could, if you think- Oh man, so you use it and then nobody votes?

I know it votes. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So like if you think you're about to get voted out you can play. Oh, that's hilarious Yeah, but you'd probably know you're like that was a fucking asshole this week. Yeah I mean it happens some people get like in another again spoilers again But if you haven't seen it these first three episodes These are not spoilers for the other episodes because I actually don't even know what's going on So did you watch the first three? I've watched the first three. What do you think at the end of the second episode with you? Yeah, there you go. I mean, that was the other major moment.

Yeah. So like he bought on like Etsy, he bought like fake idols and like planted them. Oh, we're back to the pharmacy. Yeah. Yeah. And he got he got Arian Foster. Are you familiar with Arian? Oh, yeah, of course Texans Texans running back Yeah, I know they were fake cuz your mom's signature was on You're not going to San Antonio again Fucking idiot. No, we try. No, he he knew he was gonna get voted out So he played the idol and then they were Aryan did and then they were like, this isn't a real idol, dude

Whoa, yeah, but it was such a good idol that Ron had gotten made that even the host of the show had to look at the producers and be like, you know, what is this? Like, wait a sec. So is you forging these things in the show? Yes. So like the audience knows you're forging them. So they didn't know until they said it was until the very end of the second episode. So the guy finds the idol. It's awesome. You think that it's real the entire episode that he plays that then every he finds out everyone's gonna vote for him. He plays the idol

perfectly. And then at the end you find out that it was a fake idol or whatever because we were both on his team. Yeah. Were you on that team? I was and we were voting him out. Yeah. Even though on that team? You were. I was. And we were voting him out. Yeah. Yeah. Even though I didn't want to because I love black people. OK. But the rest of my team insisted we need to get him out. Yeah. And I was like, no, you know, I'm an ally.

But they wouldn't have it. So I had to go with the group in spite of my better judgment. So what was the giveaway? How did they figure out it was fake? They did it. He did, I mean, the host of the show was just like, the host had to ask the production. He's like, did we put this in the game?

And they're like, no. And so he had to be like, this is actually fake. So Arian's toast? Arian's gone. Wow. Yeah. So there was a, like, it was in like this leather. It was a sick move. It was, I was fired up to do it,

but there was like a leather pouch and I had this, it was like the shell on twine with like beads around it or whatever it was fucking like this big it was huge I could it wasn, like you, you, they can't use a vote. It was in a perfect text. And the one thing that was specific to the show, Survivor, was like, when you find this, bring it to Jeff, like Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor. And I was like, fuck, I'm going to have to get that out. But then I realized our host is also named Jeff. So it just looks, it looks so specific to this show. It was just like a very lucky, like spelled the same. I mean, that's almost fate. Like you're like, well, I gotta do it now.

Exactly. Like Jeff's name is already there. But there is some wonderful irony too, where this other guy in the show, named Rico, who's an absolute psycho, had created fake clues. Just bullshit, nothing to the masterful level that what of what ron did, okay? But he created these little kind of scrolls clues that you know had little rhymes on them and ron Found one and then was misled himself to look I look for 45 minutes I'm like going through like books and ducks and shit like that like I look like a fucking jackass I've fully embarrassed myself. Such highs and lows for you emotionally.

I mean, I watched I'd never even watched Survivor before. And then I found out I was going to be on the show. I watched 10 seasons. And so I was just so excited to do the survivor things of like looking for things and like finding things that as soon as I found a clue, I was like blinded. I was just so gung ho to fucking dog. I was a dog, dude. Yeah.

It was just a truffle pig. It's pretty good. The bar stool one. It sounds great. It sounds intense. And I don't really consume a lot of bar stool. Are you allowed to say that? Yeah. Oh, okay.

And, uh... I mean, I watch, obviously I watch every episode of Son of a Boy Dad. Yeah, yeah. Got to. Listen on every platform. You make your own compilations. Yeah, exactly. Top ten moments. They make your own compilations They are cum shot compilations Here's a I'm gonna quick pivot here is that the

Why do we have that the original Barstool Sports newspaper weren't they like demanding that someone returns that why is it now in our possession? What do you mean someone was demanding that would it's like artifact? There was like tweets and like emails being like returned the return, the copy of the original. This is like the original newspaper. That's the original first edition. It looks like it. Volume one issue 16. Rone, did you, did you make this run? And then we're just, see, it's my watermark right on the bottom here if you hold it up to the light.

I'll never be a bank robber, but it would be so fucking fun to just come up with a scheme like that. A bank robbing scheme or just some kind of fucking an art. I did an art heist one time on my boy. I switched his art out. I flew to California. I had a counterfeit made, but it was a painting that he made of like a Buddha and on Like the small representation I did I just had like the only difference was the Buddha was flipping him off and like three days

Later, he found this fucking painting was furious at me, but it was good video. I mean, it's just really mad Okay, it was fucking oh, it's really content. It's for content. It was like I was making a video classic. Yeah Maybe not. Maybe I'm a bad person deep down, but it's just fun. It's just fun. Fun for me. I don't know. Nick, you see this kettlebell? Yeah. I noticed it in another episode of your thing there. What's the significance? Do you know who it is? Oh, you saw that in another episode?

I can't see the whole face. Then in all likelihood, you've watched more Son of a Boy Dad than Harry. Oh, nice. In one other episode. Well, pleasure to help out. What is it, really? And in all likelihood, you've watched more Son of a Boy Dad than Harry. Oh, nice. From one other episode. Well, pleasure to help out, you know. What is it, really? Yeah.

That's hilarious. I met him like three weeks ago. Really? Yeah. No way. What did bro say? Did he talk about his kettlebell that he just sold to us? Like, oh, you bought that from Rogan?

It was a collab with Rogan and all that. He had to sit very still for a long time. I feel like you guys are fucking with me. No, no, I spent a lot of money on that kettlebell. That's hilarious. Yeah, I got it for the podcast, just so we could say that Rogan was on. He didn't spend that much, it wasn't that much.

Oh, but you haven't actually met him, though. No, no. No, I have not met Rogan. Is this just on his website or something? It was like he posted it on Instagram and there was a limited edition and I had to submit my email to get like a that's going on the coffee table Done for a raffle to win it yeah, and then I Were a raffle to buy it yeah, and then I was selected and then I bought it okay for the podcast studio

Yeah, where'd you meet him mothership? No. No way. His club. Yeah. That's a little bit cooler. That's a little bit. I think that's different. However, you don't have a mold of his head. No, that's true. That you bought. Just a handshake. I'll remember forever. How was it meeting him? He was super chill. I mean, he's just a normal guy. I just, I, it's just funny to me meeting people that are that famous. Yeah. I'm just like, Oh, you're, you're a guy. Yeah. You know, Tom Cruise. His, uh, well, no, no one's in the green room, but like the, the club itself is like, yeah, they're like SWAT team. Yeah. Yeah. But once you're like in, they're cool dudes. Yeah.

I went first time going, there's like, who the fuck are you? But I'm like I kind of appreciate that cuz it's like really well, then once you get in you're like I'm in yeah Yeah, I don't know. I got in I went with Gardini and and I was I was more nervous Sean yeah, I was more nervous for that than I've been for anything in a while Yeah, I got in and then we were hanging out at the bar And then I was like I got to go to the bathroom Where's the bathroom at and then I went to the bathroom and I went I went to come back in to the bar Oh, no, I was met with the force of yeah, 20 armed guards. Do you know here, bro? Yeah, they were like, what's your name? I don't think I saw you in there. Yeah, and I was like no my friends are in there. We don't have a hair Yeah, it's like they had to like check the name and shit. Yeah, it's tight tight tight ship over there for sure

Yeah, camp Patterson got me in the first time. I think I went in but there was like this is a wristband thing It's like yeah, it's intense. Yeah More intense if Rogan's there Probably cuz I wasn't there when Rogan was there you were there when Rogan was there I was like watching a show and I just walked back into the green room. He's just standing right there. Damn. What's up, Joe? He's cool. Yeah. I mean, he's just-

We'd love to do the pod sometime. I would never. No, no, no. I take a very like speak unspoken to approach. We did have a similar bit though, and so I did bring it up because I'm like, this is a one in a million opportunity here. And I said that to him and we both agreed, parallel thought, not a big deal. It's about not calling someone with Down syndrome retarded.

And they were just similar, but he was just like, yeah, it just sounds like, because I've been doing mine for like three or four years and finally had the opportunity to record. So there's no way I would have seen anyone else like a version of that. But then Ron White walked over and he was like, hey man, he doesn't own the word retarded. He might, he might buy it. Ron's hilarious, man. That's hilarious.

But no, they were all super cool, man. The mothership's great. I met Ron White in the green room there and we were talking about he loves golf. Yeah. And. Oh yeah. He plays all the time. He plays all the time.

And I was we were talking about different courses we played. And after I had listed a few, he goes, how are you able to play these courses if you're a comedian? And I was like, oh, yeah, you know, I just got lucky, you know, whatever. Like he just assumed that because, you know, he's a comedian who's done residencies in Vegas and is one of the most successful comedians ever. Why would some comedian he's never heard of be able to play these golf courses? And I didn't have the heart to tell him that my dad was successful. You think you

would have just not respected you because of that? I just didn't. I felt, I don't know, I was embarrassed. Sure. To be like, yeah no, just because I'm a comedian doesn't mean I'm poor. Yeah, right, right. I've done fine. Yeah. How did you play? So did you play any of them through four-player or barstool or anything like that? Yeah, I mean, but by that, like the answer is complicated. That would have been more embarrassing.

It's like I have rich friends who belong to some of these places. Sure. I've been brought out by cool people who know me based on what I do. And then I do golf stuff and I just didn't want to get into all that. So I think I lied to him. But he does like, I mean, you know, he golfs with like the top 1% of human beings. Played Augusta. And they'll like, well, he'll like take a private jet or a helicopter to go play some private course. So yeah, I guess he's just like, if you're not Dr. Phil, who the fuck are you or something?

That's who he plays with. I think he thought I was maybe playing them the same way that he was, which is not the case. I fly commercial. Took a Jet Blue flight. Sometimes. Yeah took a jet some flight sometimes Well the big one that we needed to discuss today was Eagles Panthers In which I was right per usual you ever didn't matter at all It did not matter at all. We were we lost actually a lot of our legs. Yeah

We put in a fat parlay every week just to try and like get rich and get the fuck out of this one horse town How many legs are we talking like we bet every game like okay? Yeah We try to predict the outcome of every single day you ever like a but I did Of we in every game you got every game I hit 12 12 games and what's the take home on that lost all that was like? $5 to pay out like a thousand bucks or something. That's awesome. It wasn't as awesome as you probably were expecting pay out like a thousand bucks or something. That's awesome. It wasn't as awesome as you probably were expecting. Well, if you only put five bucks in it. Yeah, you would think.

I guess that makes sense, because you're like, there's no way I'm gonna hit this. Yeah, exactly. I was getting so much shit, because everyone was saying, oh, I can't believe, because I had insisted that I thought the Eagles were gonna cover 12. This is $100.

Minus 12. $100 to win $160,000 I think was our, was this. Yeah. I said, I was very demanding that there's no way that the Panthers are losing by 12 because the Panthers have been playing great. They've been playing better. Yes. I do Bryce Young is like a legitimately good quarterback. And then apparently I was actually watching a lot of this on ESPN on the flight over today. The Eagles have already let a turmoil in the locker room offensively. Oh, they always have problems. That's what I said before the season started. You could pull the pull the

tapes. I said that they got too many superstars on that team. You just said last week, I think they're going to the Super Bowl. I do but I but I do I mean, I am so positive. I said this when they signed Saquon. I said they have way too many. It was pretty funny. Who's their top receiver? AJ Brown. It was either him or the other one. But they go because he's mad at the quarterback hurts and the reporters they're surrounding him. They go Can you can you point out to any problems you guys are having he literally just goes passing A J Brown is always it's never Devante Smith because he's just a humble brother. He's a humble brother. He loves ball

He just wants the team to win AJ Brown. you could win by 40 points in the Super Bowl. But if he doesn't have 300 yards, it's a problem. He'd still be on the sidelines. I mean, I was wide open. He was wide open on a bunch of throws though. Yeah, but it's like, okay, he wasn't looking at you. Sorry. Yeah, but that's a Jalen Hurts problem. No, that's an AJ Brown problem. You guys won the game. You shouldn't be mad about it.

We're finding what's going on here, see? It's not so simple. I think it's a Jalen Hurts problem. It all comes down to it's a Nick Sirianni problem And that's why you guys know it's actually a Kirk Cousins problem So bad, he's affected. Yeah the rest of the national Yeah, you know what the problem is with the Falcons is that they didn't hire Bill Belichick. Did we have the opportunity? Oh, yeah Yeah, didn't get blocked or what happened? them? No, he went down and interviewed twice. And we just said no. They said they didn't want him.

Well, but we wanted Kirk. But they wanted Kirk. Man, God, we're so stupid. And then you guys drafted a... I mean, everyone's screaming for, we've been screaming for PENIX for like, since week like four. It's just hard, it's gotta be hard to bench

a quarterback that you're paying that much money. We just gave them the money. We gave them all this goddamn money, man. On half an Achilles. Yeah. Zunk cost fallacy. Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly what it is. The money's gone.

Right. There's no benefit to trying to justify the expense anymore. Well, tell Arthur Blank. Right. Or we got to have somebody pop him in the street. Yeah. Speaking of. Exactly.

What is the drug that people try to steal or forge the most? Uh, I mean probably those... Painkillers? The pain stuff, Adderall, cough syrup. Yeah, all the controlled stuff. Wow. For some reason I thought... Nobody's forging like a lysinopril for their blood pressure.

Right. I need a fucking stat. We'd probably justopril for their blood pressure. Right. Right. I need a fucking stat. We probably just give you that one. It's not. It's not. You don't have to. My son. Yeah. Needs these pills. Yeah.

That is a funny movie where it's just like not a big medical issue. He still takes over the whole hospital. It's like something that you don't even like. Yeah, it's just like fucking ibuprofen. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. This is over the whole hospital. It's like something that you don't even like. Yeah, it's just like fucking ibuprofen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. This is over the counter. Denzel, there's some right behind. Put the gun down.

Buy one, get one free. What's going on? I'm sorry about your son. The CVS brand is literally three dollars. I know it's behind locked glass, but you just need to press the button to summon. We have a key. We have all. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, the Atlanta sports are just constantly stuck in the mud.

That's why we're riding that Braves World Series till the wheels come off. Yeah, that makes sense. That's so sick. So sad that we dumped Freddie, but it is what it is. It was it was great, though. I mean, it was so legendary, dude. never forget that blast out of the goddamn stadium. I didn't mean to switch it to baseball, but now that's all we have. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah. Well, David, I wanted to get a couple years ago. I know. And I honestly, I think we had a shot at the championship if Trey Young didn't roll his ankle on a fucking referee. Yeah. Which is amazing. That's fucking not we were we were taking down the box. And then the honest hyper extended one of his knees. So it was a fair fight. And then we were like up on him and then Trey rolled his ankle and was done and we couldn't

win. Wait, so the Bucks won that? That was the year they won. They beat the Suns in the finals. Oh right. They beat us in the conference finals. And you guys beat the Sixers. Yeah.

Dude that run was so great. Trey beat the Knicks and the Sixers back to back. I'm pretty sure I have that correct. That was the year where he was like, it's real quiet in here in the Garden, right down the street. Yeah. Across the street. Okay. Yeah, across the street and across the street.

It's both. Like five blocks. I'd never seen it in person before. It was cool. The Garden? Well, like I just walked by yeah Oh, yeah, I've never done that that's one of those weird stadiums where it doesn't look cool from the street But from an aerial I totally know what you're saying. It's I was like I thought it would be a little more Something you just can't even tell really what you're looking at bullshit offices right on top of it

Are there they're like stupid offices? It's on the base of a high rise It's also like that's like also like the most homeless people in all of New York are just surrounding it So it kind of takes also a bus station. Yeah Yeah, yeah the highs and the lows once you get in there. Yeah, you go damn, right? If only but yeah, that's when Trey and those were some fun You talk about fun compilations the guy that the guy dressed as spider-man interviewing Leaving the game. Yeah, I mean man. That was good stuff Synodies of Trey Young. Yeah. Yeah, they were they anytime you get a fuck Trey Young. Yeah, you know that he's living in your head

Oh, yeah, he ripped though. You guys ripped so good, man. He's so good. Oh, dude Well, I mean that was also the beginning of the collapse of Ben Simmons. Yes. When he passed up the dunk. Yeah. That was Trey Young, too. Yeah, that was brewing. And now now Ben Simmons is, you know, missing every shot and warmups on like the nets or something. Yeah. Like that was the precipitous moment in his career that just like ruined him forever. Yeah, man. It gave him the permanent yips. Trey fucks people up. That sucks.

So bad. But we can't figure it out. I don't know. We're like below 500 already this year. I don't know. We just haven't figured out the right. They don't have enough guys. That's yeah. I mean, since that run, they have not replenished that they needed to. No, I'm afraid we'll probably just lose them eventually. If we can't get it together, they'll go. You know, the Lakers already won him or something like yeah

I mean there's rumors every trash probably right give you a terrible. What's your what's your line the Hawks? We'll trade for his son. We'll trade Trey young for Ronnie Like the rights to Bryce's line What's your thoughts on a Waffle House, it's great. Yeah, love it. Yeah. Yeah. Clutch. Always talk about 24 hour pharmacy. That's ours. Yeah, that's true. Always open, dude. Yeah, man. All-star special.

But I mean, all the shit's good, you know. The night that the the Braves won in what, game six or game five? I believe it. Oh, that's a great question. Was it was it six games? Because it was that one up. It was they're both in Atlanta, like they lost in Atlanta one night, and then they won in Atlanta the next night. Yeah, but I was in Atlanta to try to shoot a video like they won that night

and like just ready, like waiting for it outside of the stadium. And it's fucking sick out there. Like that little area around the stadium is beautiful. There's like apartments and fucking bars and stuff like that Yeah, and it didn't wind up popping off and then they won the next night Caleb was there But that night when we were down there, we just like we just licked our wounds and went to Waffle House It was decent. I feel like it was a good solid Atlanta night But I just like I just can't get around on Waffle House. You didn't love it. I just don't I just don't think it's like

What did you not like about it? I think that there's just, it's not the best version of that food. Do you know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, oh, oh, okay. Of just like eggs, grits, and yeah, it's not the best version of just like eggs breakfast.

But that's not really the point of Waffle House. I agree. I think it's just the fact that it's convenient or accessible at any time. Absolutely, yeah. I think that people from like the Philadelphia area over romanticize Wawa in the same way people might over romanticize. Like people fucking love Wawa.

People are obsessed with Wawa. Yeah, people love Wawa, but that doesn't even like, I feel like loving Waffle House makes even more sense than loving Wawa. Why? Because Wawa is a fucking gas station. Yeah, I never got it. I just love going there, man. Yeah, I just love browsing.

The smell of gas. It's the same as any other gas station. But they have sandwiches and like... That's it. That's the only difference. You don't go to a gas station for the cuisine. That's what I mean. People are acting like you're going for the cuisine. I think it's over romanticized. I think that...

I got such... I got so sick when we went to Waffle House Waffle House is a different type of gas station. Yeah, they'll have you shitting. I got the lobster bisque at Waffle House What? At Wawa Even worse! I was gonna say they don't have lobster at Waffle House You got lobster bisque at a gas station Yeah, I went with Rhone and we were fucking hammered and I got, Rhone was stealing stuff.

You gotta be so careful with seafood, dude. Yeah, I know. One of the worst things I ever got was a grouper sandwich at a diner. Oh. I'll never make them snaking it. Oh. I didn't even finish it. It sounds good.

Is grouper good? I've never had grouper, but like the fish itself does not look like it would taste good. Not this one, not this sandwich. Excellent when you have it... When it's not at a fucking gas station or a diner in Florida there's grouper that the grouper run yeah Florida and a grouper sandwich down there is I'm sure I'm sure that's perfect yeah what are we talking like do it right almond encrusted what yeah like a blackened grouper sandwich or even just even just a fillet or whatever. It's such a good flaky white fish It's fantastic. Sure huge grouper huge. Yeah, that had you shaked old fish. I didn't even fit it was just bad

It was I didn't get sick. It was just I just didn't like it. Yeah, I just threw it away Hmm, but as far as Waffle House, yeah, I mean it's not like it's not Gordon Ramsay's not making your eggs I I'm even talking about of like, it's a guy that's about to knock your ass out. If you fuck around, even the grease level is fucking insane. And they watch him make it because I don't make you sick. They don't get paid enough either. I think there's no chance they get paid enough. But even like I hop level or like fucking Denny's level, I feel like that's not even it's not necessarily gourmet, but it would hit the spot. I fucking Denny's level, I feel like that's not even, it's not necessarily gourmet,

but it would hit the spot a little bit more for me. I think Denny's is borderline gourmet. Denny's is so good. It's all personal preference, you know? It's like what you grew up on and what you're used to. Denny's is better than IHOP. Denny's is phenomenal. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Denny's is good. I hit Denny's all the time when I'm on the road. But it's the same vibe though. It's not that different of a level days goes for that Americana nostalgia diner feel sure whereas I hop is like you're in a hotel lobby your let's see it does kind of feel yeah You know Denny's feels like you're at a restaurant getting breakfast I hop it does not feel like that But also there are better I hops there's some good I hops some shitty I hops

You know how it is the last time I went it wasn't bad though the last time I might have just crushed like a burger Or something that's a nice tag that they have there No, no, well, I hop has a pretty good burger. They have like patty melts and stuff I don't know if I've had a burger. Maybe it was a patty melt chicken sandwich. I just don't want to disparage your culture I don't want you to come on and feel unwelcome as if I'm disparaging the culture. I really think it's personal preference. You guys have your stuff, there's other stuff,

but it's like, yeah, that's what I grew up eating. So, you know, it is what it is. 24-7 is huge. And I don't think you're like trashing it. And you're just like, it's just not. Different strokes for different folks. Yeah, but I would never force you to go to a waffle house. I would gladly go with you if there was ever a chance. Yeah, just if there was never a chance. Just like different folks. Yeah, I would never force you to go to a waffle now. I would gladly go with you if it were if there was ever the content. Yeah, just if there was never a chance. Just like different worlds.

Three years after the Braves won the World Series, we'll go back. Just having a constant like making it a ritual type of thing I think would be really nice. Okay. It's continuing to go back. I think would be really really fun and nice but that was fucking sick for the Braves and now the Mets looks like the Mets are gonna win for the next fucking Yeah, we'll see. Oh, I saw that contract. Yeah Juan Soto. People are freaking out. There was rumors that he was going to the Sox But looks like we just couldn't get it done 51 million a year is fucking nuts. I know That's insane. Say he's the highest paid athlete ever right? Yeah, just 15 years of that. Over a, Sohei I think was the last one. Yeah.

But I don't understand that because I thought Shohei, Oh, Johnny got like a billion. He got like 900 million. The contract they put on ESPN today was like seven, in the 700s or something. It was like 785. 765 is for Juan Soto. But then they also made a big deal about how much

is deferred on a lot of the Dodgers players because like that's how they made it work to get that many stars on the site like show Hayes is like then he get like the majority of it towards the end yes yeah he he he like renegotiated I think right after he signed it so that like so it's like can't keep stealing it yeah I can't keep gambling it away right but I think like ten years in like ten years he's just gonna get like yeah fucking bag. But I mean, it paid off, right?

They just won this year, so. When you were talking earlier about how celebrities are like, oh, I can't believe that guy's real. I feel like Shohei Otani is the least real to me. I wouldn't know what to do if I saw him in person. Because you guys meet a lot of athletes, so is he your guy to be starstruck kind of thing? When you first said it, I think that he was really who I was I was going from as far as athletes

I guess like messy or something that Cristiano Ronaldo walks in here I'll be like what the soccer guys are like another level of fame. It's a world's yeah Yeah, like Neymar just sitting which was who was a soccer guy that made a YouTube channel And now he's like has like he's like the most subscribed person on YouTube or something Oh, I don't know. Is it we're not a Christiano Or he's like, I don't know if he's the most subscribed, but he hit like 50 million. He has the most Instagram followers in the world. Yes.

Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes. I know Speed told him to make one. I'm pretty sure. I show Speed. I show? That's the other streamer, dude. I don't get it, man.

At least he's walking around. Just racing celebrities. Yeah. That's what he does. Yeah. Loses every time. He's always like, yeah. I don't know who. No, he's a good athlete. Yeah. Lose always every time. Yeah. I don't know who. No, he's a good athlete.

He like can do. But that's another throwback to like that's like a Herculean feat of strength. That's like the early Olympics, like we're regressing as far as like the entertainment is just like the most famous people just box or like race. Do the boxing is crazy, man. But I think of what celebrity would be that I would or like not celebrity, what athlete would be that I would be like? Star what athlete would be that I would be like starstruck as I was talking about this before Tom Brady isn't one because with how like Dave and Tom Brady like he's

like tweets at Hank and yeah and he like come like he's like been in the office and shit can I throw this out there I think it takes away some of the mystique also that he's a broadcaster now Yeah, just like see him every Sunday. Yeah, that is to me. It takes away some of the like, you know, yeah the cool factor I feel like if I met Tom Brady, I'll be like No, you're wrong. Like if Michael Jordan was doing broadcasting I'd be like dude Tom Brady If you saw him in the person you'd be but like for some reason, but for some reason, I think I will. You know what I mean? Yeah, I get what you mean. For some reason, I feel like I am going to meet Tom Brady at some point.

Oh, so part of it's like, part of it's like surprise. Part of it's like surprise for you. Yeah, no, I don't even think it's self confidence. I just feel like there's going to be a situation where like maybe we'll go to the Super Bowl for something for barstool within the next five years. I also resigned my contract like a day ago, Dave just texted me congratulations, like, do you want to do another year and I was like, sure. And then that

was it. But nope, no boost. No, I didn't even do I didn't even consider asking for a boost. I was like, I'm happy with what I have. And but like, I feel like there's like you went by one year at a time. Yeah, go one year at a time Why not? It's a boost like a raise. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I don't know the lingo I didn't mean to make it That's hilarious though, but like I feel re up in one year like a fucking month-to-month tenant Yeah Yeah

but it's like so like what if like what if like son of a boy that really takes off and then they're like, we want you guys, because like with Barstool, they send a shit ton of people for media week to go to the Super Bowl. Or like, like the show, the Yak, they used to do, they do like a live show every day of the week in, where is it this year? New Orleans. And they'll go to New Orleans and they'll do a live show every day. So it's like, I like, and what if some, what if one year they're like, son of a boy that we want you guys to'll do a live show every day. So it's like, I like and what if some what if one year they're like, son of a boy that we want you guys to go to a live show at the Super Bowl.

And then we go and then we're like all hanging out and then like, oh shit, there's Tom Brady. I mean, I feel like you've thought this through. The fact that you think this is likely is that we got like magazine cutouts. The only way we are going to the Super Bowl for bar school is if like we land some gigantic deal with like Xlax or some like anti diarrhea medication and they're like who at Barstool talks about diarrhea a lot oh yeah Sass on Son of a Boy Dad every single episode done and we got to send these guys because all the players on

the team and Tom Brady also has a contract with the Xlax thing and you guys meet up in a bathroom. I think you guys are wrong. We don't do anything that I think if we push hard enough to go to the Superbowl, I think we absolutely could. If we had a plan and like I think it's just none of us want to do that. No, it's not that we don't want to. I mean, Rhone's probably going this year. Rhone adds value. I've been, I've done it. With the Yak. Yeah. Right?

Dude, I could do, if we were like, if we had a plan where we were like, we're gonna do three live shows at the Super Bowl, we're gonna film a bunch of shit, I think that we could get them behind us, be like, yeah, you can go to the Super Bowl. Maybe, maybe. I don't necessarily disagree with that.

And then all it takes there is we just have to be at the right place at the right time and meet Tom Brady. I mean We could also find out where he's gonna Talk and order that place. So now I'm thinking yeah, like I'm expecting to meet Tom Brady in the next five years That's the plan Yes, the next five years. I do plan on meeting Tom Brady at some point So that's why he would not be my top guy to meet because it's already gonna happen Yeah, like no one on the Patriots like like like Drake may I would love to meet and just shake shake his hand and be like

You're the best ever Next to Tom, but you might surpass Tom, but we're talking like starstruck. I'm talking starstruck. Who's that guy? So who have you not fantasized all the way? like it's hard to say because like. You could see it with everybody. You know you're gonna meet everybody. Like to be fully honest and it's gonna sound crazy. It's gonna be a terrible answer and I know people are gonna get mad that I'm gonna say this.

I think my top dog right now would be Jameer Gibbs. I don't know who that is. I think if. You know. I think if. The lion's running back. I think if Jame running back. I like it That's right. I think if Jim here Gibbs walked into the building right now. I would be like oh my god

So you're telling me you think there's a plan or likely scenario where we? Find ourselves Brady then jimmy r. Gibbs once yeah, I was jimmy. There's just a phone call Yeah, I was Jamiro's just a phone call. You know, no, no, no. I'm 22. Yes. His he's my friend of mine. He's your age. You might be watching the guys are down playing Jamiro Gibbs like crazy.

Do Jamiro Gibbs has top five rushing yards in the NFL and he only plays half the snaps. He's the best running back in the NFL. He's not Tom Brady, but he's fucking awesome. That's cool. OK. Oh, dude. Jamiro Gibbs, my favorite player in the NFL. There's no one that's watching Jamiro Gibbs run a touchdown in. There's I bet I bet I betameer Gibbs run a touchdown in there's I bet I bet I bet we could do it in four text messages

Pat is gonna text Benjamin Netanyahu And then good that will just plug you right in with he's a superstar and there's no one at bar. So that's connected with Jameer Gibbs I bet you big cat. They'll probably have Jameer Gibbs on pardon my take any day and If you find a way to get to Chicago on that day boom solved I bet I bet if I bet will Compton has his number Jameer Gibbs cuz they guys Do you make it who he's number. Are you serious? I don't know. I've been going through, I've been going through. We're talking about Jameer Gibbs here, right?

I've been going through a big running back phase where I feel like I used to. Sounds like you're dating him. I used to think that wide receivers were like the coolest players in the NFL and then like quarterbacks obviously. And now I'm like, I'm all about running. Well, somebody actually tweeted out on how many of them switch teams and how differently the Teams were affected. Yeah, the point being like running backs are actually dude running back If Derek Henry walked in here right now, I would be like but then also like say Kwan No, cuz we already saw a say Kwan like in my head

I've already met say Kwan because you saw because he ran right by us at the Nittany Lion statue Ryan statue so it's like and even then I was like that was pretty cool, but I was like one because you saw because he ran right by us at the Nittany Lion statue, the lion statue. So it's like and even then I was like, that was pretty cool. But I was like. Whatever. And also, like, I know I don't really want to meet anyone on the Eagles because I feel like those guys are all like hotheads, like they're all like, like, I'm the best.

If I could meet anyone on the Eagles easily, say one. I can't believe Jameer Gibbs is your fucking guy. I think it's just because he's my favorite player. That's such a random fucking selection of the person. He probably wasn't on part of my tape because he wasn't until this year big enough to go on part of my take. Yeah, I don't know. Jameer Gibbs, Jamar Chase would definitely be up there.

What about like pop stars or something? Do any of those people, would any of of them like I think if I saw Sabrina Carpenter right now my eyes might pop out of my head. Yeah, I can't relate to that at all if I saw Sabrina Carpenter I'd be like oh this Sabrina I've thought about this like someone now again We're going back to someone that you would be shocked to see that I'm saying I'd be shot I wouldn't be shocked to see Taylor Swift. I feel like she's in New York every other weekend mine Eminem Like that's a decent answer

You were like holy shit, but wait until he's like I'm gonna meet we're gonna go Super Bowl Eminem's do the halftime show He's hanging out with Tom Brady I'm not afraid comes on I walked in yeah I only have one shot you can definitely meet me or get definitely that's the true Eminem. Yes, absolutely There you go. Detroit connection. Once you meet Jameer Gitts, now we're building it.

Maybe you're closer to M&M. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it goes the other way. Jameer's easier to meet, probably. I saw, I was in LA many, many years ago, and I was doing this career exploration thing that I had applied for, and it was some bullshit thing.

I was in college, and we went to an agency. We went to CAA, their headquarters, just to go, you know, hear a panel of agents kind of talk to... We were students and we were in the lobby and Sean Penn was walking out the door and walked right by me and stared at me the whole time. Yeah. And I stood and I remember feeling that my mouth was open. Well, and I was just like looking at him and he was looking at me as if to say, you're fucking right.

I am who I am. Yeah. And that effect of me being frozen will forever stay with me. I saw some of the super famous guys will do that. I saw TikTok, Tom Cruise on the subway and he had like a hat on, but one girl could tell it was him from the angle. And he just, he just like, like winked at her kind of thing. And then he like, I think he'd let her take a picture

or something, but without like, he was like, don't tell everyone who Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like the super famous guys will give you a little. Why was Tom? He was doing it so he would get reckoned or to be like, I'm a fucking normal guy just like everybody else. Yeah. I've run into Louie three times in the city.

Oh, that's awesome. That's not an exaggeration. And the first time I was walking out of a coffee shop, I had my coffee in my hand and he was coming up the steps. I think I've told this story with his little daughter and I held the door for him and he goes, thank you. And I went like this. That's all I did. I raised my cup and he went and that was it. It was an acknowledgement. I know who you are. I love you. And him, I think this was my subtext reading, which was, thank you for not making a thing of this. Sure. Yeah, I got that. This happened. This is not my story. And I'm not going to

say the person's name who had happened to but this is pretty funny. One of my one of my friends, a comedian who has met Louie a couple times was getting a haircut. And he was he was like in the barber chair getting a haircut. And then Lou Louie walked in and he went, he turned around and went Hey Louie! and then Louie turned around and left This was like this week and he texted me and he was like I'm fucking done dude He was like I fucked up so bad Wait this just happened this week?

Yeah, yeah Oh no, you can't do that. So brutal. He's been clear in interviews. He like doesn't like he doesn't like he doesn't like attention and all that stuff. And recognized in New York at all. He's like that from the beginning too. Like if you go back and listen like the old Opie and Anthony stuff, he is like, like when he was like still like a club comic people would come up with like, can I get a photo and he would be

like, no. Yeah. Some people are like that. I saw Ben Stiller walking down the street right out I was in a cafe he just crossed that was cool I'm just trying to think I've seen so many celebrities in New York Bill Burr was the one for me I was at the stand and I knew Bill Burr was there but I never saw him and then I was standing at like you know that like, like the bar next to like the pizza, like the kitchen area, I was standing there and I went and I turned and I bumped into someone like pretty hard. And then I turned around and I was like, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. And it was Bill Burr. And he was like, dude, no, no worries. He's been he's been in

here. I shot something with him. Yeah. Well, I know I'm just made it was more crazy to see him. He's the guy but that's wrong. Because he's a guy. We were just exchanging stories of when we ran into celebrities. Because that's your Tom Brady times 1000. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe so adjacent to us. If I saw Louie in person, I would shit my pants. I wouldn't know what to say. So you're supposed to say nothing.

Yeah, I guess nothing. Yeah. I guess just wink. Maybe that seems to be the move. I wouldn't even do that. Say like a password or something like that. The crow flies at midnight, Mr. CK. Damn. Any any names you want to drop or anything? Or we just we just spent 10 minutes name dropping on you. A guy I did let who did let me take a photo with him at the airport was Boosie. Any names you want to drop or anything or we just we just spent 10 minutes name dropping on you a guy

I did let who did let me take a photo with him at the airport was Boosie About that yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, that's sick. We never say Lewis I did the st. Louis helium and then I was on the way out and it was an earliest fuck flight and uh I I was going through security and I see him standing there just decked out with just everything but they're going through his bag and he looked so angry. And I was like, this is not the time to say hello. Mr. Badass. Yeah.

So I waited until he got through and then just was like, hey man, I'm a fan. I would kill myself if I didn't at least ask. This is exactly what I said. At least ask for a picture. And he said, hurry up man, I'm in a rush. Even though I would come to find out, I knew he was not in a rush

because we were on the same flight. But I didn't call him on that. And he did give me a smile and threw up. I still have the picture on my phone. So I appreciated that. That he at least, you know, faked it. So that's cool. I have this bullshit theory in my head that when I meet a celebrity, if I have a good

exchange with them and don't ask them for a photo, that they will remember that I didn't. Sure. And think highly of it. That guy was cool. Yeah, that guy. I owe him a photo now. I'm going to chase him down. Yeah, yeah. And offer him work. Yeah, and now suddenly it flips. And then I'll be like, I'm sorry, I don't.

Sure, thank you for not acknowledging who I am. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But of course, they're never going to think of me again. But when you said adjacent, I kind of think the same way, like meeting a famous comedian to me is not the same as meeting like a Tom Brady. Look I don't Or Sabrina Carpenter. I feel like we're kind of glossing over It's like I want to be in the photo because we did a show together or something I don't want to be like a fanboy if we're in the same green room, you know, I mean

If Leonardo DiCaprio, I think I think that's probably remains the number one. Yeah Yeah, you're not taking a picture with Leonardo. You're gonna ask Leonardo DiCaprio, I think remains the number one. You're not taking a picture with Leonardo. You're gonna ask Leonardo DiCaprio for a picture? No. No, I wouldn't. But I'm saying if I saw him, it would be the Sean Penn thing times 10. Yeah, the one that me, because I had this conversation with my friends a while ago, and the one that we landed on was Eminem and Leonardo DiCaprio, would be the ones that you'd be like, why are you even existing? They don't leave the hill, they leave the house, man. Yeah, you need to touch them. Eminem, certainly DiCaprio would be the ones that you'd be like, why are you even existing? They don't leave the house man.

Yeah. Eminem certainly. Yeah. Right. All right. Well, Nick. Nick, tell us. Talk about the special.

Yeah, man. It's on YouTube, on my YouTube channel. Just Nick Murphy comedy. It's called Live in Tempe. It was shot in Tempe, Arizona. Tempe Improv, great club. It's a lot of fun. It's half an hour, short and sweet. Some fun jokes.

Talk about election shit on there. Talk about retarded. And, uh, it's a great pitch. There's some fun bits on there, man. Yeah. I mean, listen, man, people are, people seem to be happy with it. I'm happy with how it came out. It looks really nice. It was set up through a couple of mutual contacts that were very good to me. And Michael Yeo was the main contact point on there. I don't know if you guys know who that is. Yeah. Comic. OK.

I don't know who he is. Who is he? He I from what he told me, he started out doing Chelsea Lately stuff. He was like a guy they would bring on, Chelsea Handler, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was doing a lot of stuff with her show. And from there decided to get into stand-up comedy and has been rocking out, I think he was like 13 years in or something like that, he told me.

But he put a thing out like a year ago, and that went crazy, so they gave him another one. But he was like, he's like the nicest guy in the world. He was like, we got eight cameras on this thing, I don't want it to just be me, let's get some other guy. So this guy, Josh Sandoval, who has been paired with us, he hit him up and was like, who do you think we could do? He's like, give Murphy half an hour. So I would do 30 and then Mike would close it with 45,

but it was all the same shoot. It was a very cool setup. So it's gonna look sick. It looks very sick, yeah. I'm very grateful that they tapped me to do that. So give it a watch. It's a lot of fun. It's doing, I mean, solid numbers, I guess,

for a guy with no following so far, but I think it could go. And I love your fan base. Every time I do shows with you, we rock out. I said in the beginning, if you've ever seen me perform in Atlanta, you've seen Nick as well. It's the best. The Barstool guys are freaks, but in the best way.

Go check out Nick Murphy Comedy. What's the name of the special? Live in Tempe. Live in Tempe. Nick Murphy, Live in Tempe. That's the name of it. How long live and tempi nick murphy live in tempi, that's the name of it Um, how long is your press tour? Where are you going? I mean that you're you're looking at it, brother

I was I was briefly dm'ing with uh kevin i'd mentioned that yeah But I mean i'm sure that guy's busy as hell so I don't know but yeah, I have no clue do a little uh kfc radio Yeah, I don't know you guys tell me I don't know that would definitely be worth it. Yeah worth it to me I don't know if you worth it to him it definitely would they're great brother, but but he reposted one of my jokes That's where that started which I was also very grateful for which is very cool. So Yeah, man Just happy to be here. This is a sick office man How much nicer is that side of the room than this side of the room, though? Have you guys argued about that? Because I wondered about that as well.

I mean, they're like nice, like, chairs, I guess. That's Francis' set. We're not even allowed to touch it. Well, Francis should just sit over there. He's like the therapist or something for everybody else. And then you guys lay down on the couch. Yeah. You know?

It's not a bad idea. I would definitely play. I'm going to prescribe you some drugs. But then you're the therapist that also just take one for you it's the well-bred stuff yeah yeah this is awesome it's great to meet you too yeah man I appreciate it thank you nice to meet you as well bro thanks guys good shit that was fun oh yeah we'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. Still, still underground So I looked older Till you came around

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