Son of a Boy Dad - Philly Guys | Son of a Boy Dad #244

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is October 21st. Happy birthday to my sister. Happy birthday to her own sister. The woman who taught me to dunk. The woman who taught him to dunk. She had me put in her mother room at a young age. Yeah. One leg in too. Damn. Yeah. It's impressive. Springy as hell, she got me right. Were you dunking on the seven foot? I was dunking on seven foot dudes. I was dunking on seven footers.

Classic, classic. Sudanese bros too. Yeah. Like bowl bowl. Bowls and cups. And cucks and bowls. There was a, you know there's a French restaurant called Bowl Bowl.

Is there now? And there's also a basketball player named bowl bowl And I had no one to share that information with until right now Bowl bowl bol bol. Yeah, manute. No, I see. I thought you might b-o-w-l No, that would be crazy bowl bowl. That would barely make any sense. It'd be a good name though Bowl bowl is better than manute bowl. Truth. Bow Bow is fucking incredible. Anti-Sudanese SL. I never see you with any Sudanese dudes. No, I don't rock with any Sudanese guys. And it's like why? It's a personal preference. There were many

Sudanese where I grew up. Yeah? In Maine? I'm not even kidding. They emigrated as an entire village came from Sudan, from Sudan. And initially they landed in Atlanta, but the elders, I guess, realized that all the kids were getting caught up in bad stuff. Yeah. And so they moved them and the entire community came to Maine. And, um, well, a lot of people don't know that Gucci Mane is actually Sudanese. No. Yeah. No, because he came across with the village and then he stayed. They left him. It was like a home alone situation where they forgot about him Gucci and then he took over the Atlanta

trap scene. Yeah, I am remembering that now. The it's it's, you know, you know, there, I guess the fuck. I want to say it's suit, not Sudanese. There's another major pocket of African immigrants in Minneapolis. Really? Yes. Where are they from?

Bloomington. It's Somalis. Somali, bro. And there's a lot of Somali immigrants in Maine as well. Somali and Sudanese, yeah. There's a big population in Idaho as well. I think that when a lot of them legally immigrate, they're like, okay, you can come here,

but we're gonna put you in a place that's- Cold places. Yeah, cold enough, they might not like you there. I always wondered why they Idaho has like a huge white supremacist population and then in the Sudanese it's like the French Revolution up there they're just going and these are eating their cattle they're eating the cows it's a normal food oh yeah it's absolutely brutal I don't think that Gucci made his Sudanese though bro he. He's definitely not

No, he's not these bros. Have a look. I saw Gucci. He's from Atlanta, bro I said she made it a Celtic scheme and he was wearing more jewelry that had more diamonds on it than anything I'd ever seen it was genuinely awesome. Yeah, he was it's skin. It was here. So fucking cool skinny or fat Skinny. Yeah, was it skinny or fat? Skinny. Yeah. It was the NBA Finals. Or was it? No, it might not have been the NBA Final. I don't know if it was. But he had a bracelet on that was like a cuff and it was filled with diamonds all the way. Canary yellow or the pink like cotton candy? I would say regular sparkle. White, clear. Yep. I'm a big Gucci man fan. I like him a lot. You know his music. Met Gala. Very nice. Hi, my name is Gucci man. I'm addicted to everything. Yes. Cash, money, Yes. Cash, money, etc. And Promethecine.

Have you ever heard Guggenheim's Christmas song? Have you ever heard Guggenheim's Christmas song? His Christmas album? I know. Do you know that one? Yeah. And then I was asking if you've heard his Christmas album. I don't, I'm not a seasonal fan. Trapping through the snow. Yeah, East Atlanta Santa. I don't I'm not a season trapping through the snow Yeah, East Atlanta Santa says like it's classic extended clipping in a K It's a good song. It's a it's an album or just a song album full album, right? Yeah, that's sick What a legend he killed someone

All right, we're just dry snitching now. He killed a hooker. You are dry snitching right now on the bottom. Look, I like Gucci, but he has to be held accountable. Hey, this man is the fence. Don't even joke. We had while a performing at our senior class, I don't know, it was like spring fling thing. And someone went and held up a free Gucci Mane poster. Yeah, until it's backwards. And Wale pointed it out and said, yeah, that's right,

free Gucci Mane. Wow. For Wale. Were they friends? I would have pointed down and said, let him rot. Are Wale and Gucci Mane friends? I don't think I have no idea. Always from DC. Oh God, no, he still got his Nike boots. Yeah, come on. He's really cool. I had I went and had a drink with him that week. It was his birthday.

You were in college. You went and had a drink with Wale. 100%. There's no way I this is true. You like how did you you went and had a drink or you saw him at a bar? It was after his show the next night, which was at House of Blues, and Chitty Bang performed. I know Chitty Bang. They're pretty much amazing. But apparently we don't like Chitty Bang at Barstool.

Why? I think he cancelled a gig and left us out to dry. This was many years ago. Dave has a vendetta against Chitty Bang. That's crazy that that bar still would have any opinion on Chitty Bang at all Has Chitty Bang continued to be relevant? I don't think so. I think Chitty is doing his own stuff and No, it's like Noah breakfast is that was the dude's real name. That's like last I was in the city Yeah, Dave really hates Eazy-E No, G-Eazy. Yeah. Dave is a burning passion towards G easy. That does weirdly make a lot of sense that he would. Chitty Bang doesn't make sense at all. They

had like fucking who's the blackout tour Sammy Adams. They had Sammy Adams coming out. This is like the age of white rappers. 2011. Yeah. And I was in school and Wale came to school to do that show. To learn. He was the middle act. Sarah Bareilles opened. What the fuck? Wale middled and Kid Cudi was the headliner. Damn.

It was fucking- That's a good lineup. Awesome. Kid Cudi had just put out the man on the moon. Yeah. So I mean it was awesome. Did he hum a lot? I don't know but I remember I went behind the stage because it was outside and I knew at before he finished his last song because I thought maybe I could say hi to Kid Cudi. Yeah. And he got off stage and he was with a bunch of the guys that were on the stage with him, like a couple of his

buddies. And they were walking off and they had a big tour bus waiting. And there were like five kids, kids waiting for autographs. And they were like, Kid Cudi, Kid Cudi, could you sign our thing? And he goes, no, no, no. He goes, I'm just kidding. And then he went over to them and signed autographs. Damn. It was about to get muddy with Kid Cudi's buddies. It was cool. And he was laughing about it. So he seemed cool. But then the next night we went to House of Blues

and my friend was an ambassador for Red Bull. I was literally going to say Red Bull. Correct. Cause that's why are all, why are there so many college kids who are weird people at my college that were ambassadors for Red Bull too. He was a campus ambassador for Red Bull. And somehow through that, he had been nominated to be their like driver for Wallet. Did he drive him in the Red Bull car?

No. No, no, no. The Red Bull car. He was in the can. Have you ever seen the Red Bull cars with the can on the top? Of course. So you're sick. Yeah. And they always just give out for your Red Bull.? Of course. And the girls? Yeah.

And they always just give out free ripples. Yeah. Here, grab a bowl. Yeah. So, just let me get through this. I'm almost done, I promise you. But you can rip it up. I promise you, it'll take as long as you want.

Yeah. We went to House of Blues the next night. Let's stretch this story out for the next hour and a half, please. I had bought a flat brim hat at Bodega, which was the cool sneaker store in Boston that had the sliding, the sliding, uh, vending machine, fake vending machine door. And it was a Georgetown Bulldogs hat. It was one of those Mitchell and Ness hats. Yes. Yes.

I went through a period where I thought, you know, maybe I had some hints of black culture within me deep. And I went to the House of Blues and I was wearing that Georgetown hat because I knew that Wale was from DC. So I was trying to create some sort of, I don't know, way in. Fraternity. But I was also with my buddy who was driving them around. So after the show, he got me a backstage pass and it was Wale's birthday and I was drinking hard.

Yeah. Hard. Red Bull Vodkas? I don't know what I was drinking. I think I was drinking. Transfusions. Tequila. Yeah, With like maybe like a jungle juice derivative. Damn. Really not well. Good. And all

of a sudden I found myself on a couch in the House of Blues. That same place where we all congregated prior to the Barstool Awards. Right before Sass went on. Correct. Before I went on did Sass's joke, which was Joke of the Night. Joke of the Night. Whatever. And Dave gave me credit for it and Tommy corrected him and reminded him that it was actually Sass who had written the joke. He did. Shout out to Tommy. Cause Tommy's a fucking dickhead.

Shout out to Tommy. That's so fucked that he did that. But also that was a very mean thing to say about Smitty, which I do not support. Dude, that was a great joke. You were bullying Smitty and I thought that joke was phenomenal. That was a great joke. You're bullying Smitty Was phenomenal. It was a great joke and I gave you credit for it. I know you did Yeah, but I guess Dave didn't hear because he was still laughing too hard. He just Misremembered and was like that was a great joke by Francis and then historian Tommy. No, no That was a sad joke who was a definitely slashed from the lineup last second I wouldn't even say last a minute. I've never been at the venue and then they go you're not going up by the way I

Was there Yeah, you were ready to go nah Blattman Blattman was like sorry bro fucking asshole Blattman was like, sorry, bro. Fucking asshole. He's not big. You know what? Shout out Blattman. The joke made the show and you got credit. I know.

I would have bombed anyway. No, I don't know about that. I think I was really nervous. I think I would have bombed. Dave has no idea that people don't write all of the material that comes out of everybody's mouth. He thinks that like, Conan O'Brien is writing all his own jokes.

The presidency sits down with a pen before he goes out for a speech. What should I say today? That's what I used to think standup was. I used to think standup was just you would just go out and be like, let's hope for the best, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Like I felt that like Louis CK was just showing up to a theater and they're like, let's just film this one, see what happens. And then tomorrow night will be different. We'll pick the best. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see what I feel like talking about that day. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. Dave gave great credit to Francis. You killed it that night. I remember the time that I learned that it wasn't that. Yeah yeah And it was because Seinfeld was talking about a heckler Who Seinfeld was out doing a show and he did a joke and someone yelled out heard it before And it was a single sign folks that it was like the worst thing he could have heard

I thought the Seinfeld would be like this is what we do. This is what comedy is I know that I don't think so Seinfeld was really like that. It's more like Tony Hinchcliffe, that more, that like attitude about comedy. I think that Seinfeld would definitely have it. Tony would just pair it with a dude in a wheelchair perhaps. Pfft. So what happened?

You're at the Georgetown, you have the Georgetown hat? Oh yeah, so we're at the House of Blues. We're at the, in that room that has all those couches and has this kind of like oriental feel. And I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I realize that I'm sitting next to Wale and I'm wearing the hat. And we started talking and I was like, I started advising him on his career.

Look at where he ended up. He did an album that had Seinfeld heavily featured on it. Did you hear that? Yes. The Girls on Drugs. That song was amazing. Seinfeld spits bars on it. He does a lot of the intros and they're talking. Oh wow. It's actually really interesting. Did you hear that? It's a good album. Seinfeld describes relationships being this roller coaster and you get to the top and I don't know. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I didn't know that. It's cool. And he didn't have that idea until Francis was like, I'm actually into stand up comedy. You should try to incorporate that in your acting something.

I told him I was like, you gotta do another song with a big feature like Lady Gaga, because they had just done that okay face poker face remix or whatever and I Remember Wally goes man. Do you know how much I had to pay her to be on that song? And I was like man, what a bitch. Yeah, Lady Gaga is That's so funny to go to an artist and be like you should try working with the biggest people in the industry but dude then this about doing a song with Justin Bieber or like Jay-Z or something yeah I was so no just an idea this is

good shit I was so out of my element I was such a bad fucking presence that night just being the drunk guy being like, you should do another song. That's how you're going to really get ahead. And then I ended up in their van with them. Whoa. Going back to their hotel room and Chitty Bang was in the van. There's got to be more of an explanation. You can't just say somehow I ended up in the van with Wale.

And his group was seven people, eight people. And somehow I went with them by this point. They're like, you look strong. Help me carry this pallet of lube. Yeah. He grabs some baby oil out of the back pocket and gives it a light toss. Thanks. While I come with the come with us in the van, thanks.

Mean while I think I got the van first and went all the way in the back and then slouched down. Oh, she were hiding. Wouldn't even see that. There's a plot twist. You didn't tell us that you were fucking in the trunk. I was in the back. Like you were escaping from Auschwitz. And then we get out of the van, and we're

like in the lobby of the hotel. We're about to walk into their hotel. And someone went, boy, I wish we had some weed right now. And I go, I've got weed. And they go, you've got weed? And I go, well, got weed and they go, you've got weed. And I go, well, I can get some weed here in like a little bit. And one of their guys went, there's a big difference

between you having weed and you being able to get weed. Damn. They hit you with the Matthew McConaughey. And then. Be a lot cooler if you did. And then I frantically texted what few and very non-reliable weed dealers I knew in the Boston area. Nobody responded.

It was late. And so they just wouldn't even let me come up to the hangout in the hotel. And then I took a cab back to Cambridge and I got out of the cab and I threw up on the street This is an amazing story, and then I went to bed That's crazy that they didn't let you go. They didn't let you up into the hotel I'm all either you came all the way there, but I had nothing to add. I wasn't part of the group I was an imposter Don't you think they could have told you that like maybe a couple miles before you got to the hotel be like hey by the

Way, you're not coming into the hotel. I think they knew that I was even in the fucking van, bro That's crazy. Who said that? What the fuck I will never forget this guy just immediately saying There's a big difference between you having weed and you thinking you can get weed You were just trying your best to he uh, he called to the group. Yeah. Were you the only white dude? There was that guy who said that to me was also white.

And the Chitty Bang guy, right? He was wearing, he was. You should have been like, dude, what the fuck? We're supposed to be sticking together right now. What the fuck are you doing? Engineer. Like he was his like sound mixer. Well, he's probably like, I'm the only white guy. It was Rick Rubin.

And then Sarah Borellis was like, there's probably like, I'm the only way. Rick Rubin earned his place. And then Sarah Borellis was like, there's a big difference between having weed. I don't think I've ever told a single person that story. It's a great story. The night after someone's like, how is your night? I go, swipe and throw up from your mouth, fucking throw in your flat brim to the fucking side. I had so much respect for our campus that I was ready to throw up

and I bent down on my hands and knees and threw up into a storm grate. Damn. So that it would wash off the street and into the fucking under tunnels. Well make it easier on the janitors here, they could be geniuses. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't want to pressure the janitors here. They could be geniuses. I don't want to pressure the janitors. They have physics decisions that they have to make over here. I was seeing a balance equation. Turning my head into the storm. Great. No, we should start. This has been a great episode so far. And we should start warming up for every podcast we do.

It's too 40 minutes to get the... Usually you don't like it when I tell stories. I know what I'm saying. This has been good. That story is hilarious. I just it's such like a vulnerable story because doing like being like trying to be cool in front of a rapper is such like a a funny want for someone. And it's obviously a want that anyone would have.

But it's like, how are you going to go about doing that, especially if you're like coming from Harvard at the House of Blues with the flat brim Georgetown hat right right I was not he was not that well known yet I don't think this was 2011 he had done the song with Lady Gaga but people knew him yeah yeah He wasn't the Wall that we know now. Well, even now he's kind of this artistic rapper, right? Very. A little bit more on the poet side.

Yeah, I'm trying to see if I can remember any of his songs. He had a ton. Lotus Flower Bomb. Ambition from that same album. Big ol' Love Me For My my ambition. I like that one. How do you spell Wale? W-A-L-E. Oh, I did two L's.

Apparently, he was a really good athlete. Really? I think he played football and had almost had some looks to be drafted. I remember reading from his Wikipedia page once. That could be true. It sounds about right. His dream was to play for the Redskins. He grew up loving the Redskins.

Well, he just like a name while I still doing well. He's got six million monthly listeners. Lotus Flower Bomb featuring Miguel has 200 million plays. But Miguel was on a fucking heater at that time. Miguel has that I'm not a Miguel guy. What there's a Mac Miller song that's with Miguel and he ruins the song Yeah Yeah, what are you talking about bro, because the song's a banger and then Miguel comes in he's like What does he even say? I don't even tell him the solo with the music takes over here

What does he even say? I don't even know. Tom Zollo with the music takes over here. Yeah, he has that last verse. Wasn't that a Harvard bro? He might have been at the House of Blues for that show. He definitely was. He was in my circle, or like an adjacent circle. Friend of a friend. Tom Zollo, who used to be the music expert at Barstool.

Really? Very early on. There was a music expert, but he had takes like that. That's like, Miguel sucks. He played baseball at Harvard. Damn damn and he didn't go pro didn't get to the league they do have a pretty good pitcher in the league suitor oh really Brent suitor I don't know played for the Brewers the only players I know in the MLB currently are Aaron judge Shohei Otani and that's our guy. Oh, it's Harper You know more You know like Kyle Schwab er, no

you know Verlander no. Yes, you do because they from the Kate Upton fucking you're just lying Why would I lie about this? I don't know I've never understood why you lie about the things you do. You told me you didn't know I had a sister. That was a lie. It wasn't a lie, it was a genuine, I genuinely forgot that you had a sister. He genuinely cares so little about you

that he doesn't internalize when you say things. That's not true at all. Francis and I have very deep conversations on pretty much a nightly basis. We call each other and we go, sit down. I do call him. Cause we're, and you're like, can you believe we're under the same moon right now? And I go and I go I can't take it anymore Francis. I call him and I as it's ringing

I think what are the odds he's actually gonna pick up and then I look at what time of day it is and that's how I determine whether I think. I usually pick up. Yeah yeah. Yeah because they'll call you at 9 o'clock right before Call of Duty comes on. Speaking of Call of Duty, Black Ops 6 comes out on Friday. That's why I brought it up, bro. And I have no shows Friday and Saturday. On purpose. Clear the site.

Yep. How are you going to watch ball, though? So when? On Sunday? No, on Saturday. If this is a dumb question, forgive me. On Saturday, I'm going to watch ball. Oh, college ball?

Yeah, bro. Bro, skip. Are you crazy? Wait, why are your eyes glazed over, bro? Because I haven't slept. Are you did you smoke something before this show? What even is that? You smoked without us? Are you fucking fried right now? Your eyes look like you're high right now.

What a strange what a strange thing to say. Well, you know, my parents listen to this podcast. This is a dodge. And what? You're a grown man and it's legal. I don't do that. And also I everyone. Well, if you listen to the first episode that we did that we didn't record, you would know that I have been traveling for the last three days. So you can't get weed in Vermont. I don't know. That'd be a much more likely place to get.

Weed. The most weed. That's the most. That's the weedest state possible. That's probably why you wanted to have your hang in Vermont. Freaks. Ron, you're literally like addicted to OxyContin I don't know why you're trying to tell act like I'm on weed that sounds like a lash out Jesus Christ like a lash out if you smoked weed and you don't want to say just let me know before Mexico and the first thing he did was go by a fucking bag of oxys trying to say that I'm on drugs

because I admitted that you smoked weed. I didn't smoke weed. If I smoked weed, I would say I smoked weed. You sound like the most defensive person I've ever heard. I want to seem like I'm slacking off on my job. I didn't smoke. That weed sucks. And you could smoke on this fucking job.

What are you talking about? You don't think McAfee is getting fucking fried before it gives us four hours of entertainment maybe that's the problem Monday too much weed before the podcast think about what we would do if you guys reached your full potential and you didn't smoke weed I don't want to reach my full potential I want to die knowing I left it left it out there there's nothing happier in life than wasted potential that's crazy be able to say what could have been what if if I do if then I won't be able to say I could have been greater. Yeah, then you just die fucking bored. Yeah, then you have nothing to look forward to.

Yeah, not me. You know how Einstein's desk was completely dirty whenever he died? It's because he said something to look forward to. He left a little meat on the bone. I like to... It's not like Einstein was finished. I like to leave him wanting more. The rest is still unwritten. Leave people slightly disappointed in me.

Yeah. I mean, I'm hoping that I die at an age where people kind of expect me to die. Right? Not when they're like, he has so much more potential. That's where we're implying that we're all going to die when we're like 40. No, you could do that.

You could make that happen when you're old, too. Like 90, and people are going to be like, think about what else he could have done. You could make that happen when you're old to like 90 and people are gonna be like think about what? What else you could have done? Well remember when Judy Dench passed now, not at all. Oh, did she pass? Recollection of that who am I thinking? We just lost a couple old actresses and they were the ones who were just getting the Harry Potter rules like Harry Potter had just gotten bought by HBO and they're gonna do like a season per book of Harry Potter and you're like these old British actresses could have fucking thrived in old Harry Potter.

Wait, that show is gonna be based on the books? Yes. They're just gonna remake the movie. So they're just gonna reboot the books as a show? But way more information. It's never gonna work, dude. What the fuck-a-potamus? Because everyone has an idea in their head

of what Harry Potter looks like because it's the fucking dude. It's right Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe everyone. Yeah, so you can't throw up another dude. He'd be like that's Harry Potter Are you like no it's not for the forever. It's been Radcliffe Uh-huh and on the book on the book his face is on the books You just get another fucking little British boy. Do that looks like that dude back here It's like if you made Darth Vader and all of a sudden he didn't have a mask on you like what the fuck is this? hmm

You don't agree. You don't think you'll always think of Harry Potter as Daniel Radcliffe Well that I agree with the did the Darth Vader thing didn't land for me. Why? Because I don't explain yourself. I know you explain yourself your fucking for me. Why? Because I don't explain yourself. I know you explain yourself. Your fucking analogy. Well, why does it? Because it makes sense to me perfectly. Why does it make sense? It's like if someone else played Indiana Jones, but I'm saying it's like if somebody else played James Bond, like there's just different. They're different. But it's like it's like Harry Potter can't look different. But they said that about James Bond probably when there was a second James Bond.

James Bond is not even in the same stratosphere as Harry Potter. In what way? You're saying he's in a higher stratosphere? I don't even know who made James Bond. Ian Fleming, bro. Ian Fleming? He's like J.K. Rowling, but he likes trans people. And J.K. Rowling lives in a castle. Yeah. Ian Fleming lives in Jamaica. Yes. And I've been to his house. Yes. Yeah, you had a drink with him It's called Goldeneye one night one night me while I he goes dude. You want to go to Jamaica right now? We're gonna go to Ian Fleming spot and you popped up being like Ian Fleming I have we strapped Frank Francis Francis strapped himself onto the wing. I didn't even know he was on the plane He would reverse catch me if you can. They named the resort GoldenEye because that's where he wrote

all his books. Really? He lived down there and wrote a bunch of books down there. Well maybe I used a bad example. I think that they... I don't really know what we're talking about. I'm just spitting bars right now. The James Bond correlation is perfect. The James Bond correlation does sound pretty good. He's right. It does sound pretty good. They changed the actors multiple times and everyone accepted it. But how long of a gap was there between the first James Bond and then the second James Bond? Sean Connery did like six or seven probably. But it's seven he did through the Deathly Hallows.

Okay. James Bond and the Deathly Hallows. And how long until there was the eighth? Roger Moore did, you know, a bunch pretty shortly thereafter. Sean Connery aged out of the role. Look, I think they could have done Harry Potter and maybe I'm wrong. Roger Moore did, you know, a bunch pretty shortly thereafter. It was Roger Moore and the prisoner of Azkaban. Look, I think they could have done Harry Potter. And maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the show will be, I mean, HBO makes really good.

Timothy Dalton. Makes really good shows. So. There was one guy that only did one, though. Honor Majesty's Secret Service. Really? And I think he got married in that one. It was kind of.

Roger Craig? No. It was Daniel Craig, Roger Moore, Timothy... Was it Timothy Dalton? Dalton was after... He did the Living Daylights and I think he was in a couple. Maybe a view to a kill as well. And then they went from Timothy Dalton to Pierce Brosnan. People liked Pierce Brosnan. That was sort of the first modern era. But he couldn't do like fucking parkour in the way that Daniel Craig can. Like, Piers Brausen's not whipping anyone's ass. No.

And then they did Casino Royale, which everyone definitively said finally. It's the best one. It was almost like he rendered the other bonds obsolete. I actually have never seen it. I just know that you've talked about it a couple times. I think Sean Connery will still, for me, be the enduring bond. Well, he would whip ass, but it was only women He would beat the shit out of women in these movies. Mm-hmm. It was insane more like James

Can you pay my bond? Yes, I'm in jail for domestic violence shame bail bondsman I Appreciate the effort. What do you mean? That was gold. Golden Eye. What I was going to say was, I think that Harry Potter would have worked.

Like, I think that they could have gone around it if there was less of a gap between the last Harry Potter and now. But now it's like, you want more of a gap. Yeah, more of a gap less. So you wanted them now. But now it's like, those movies haven't. You want more of a gap. Yeah, more of a gap. Less. So you wanted them to go right from Daniel Radcliffe to someone else, wouldn't that make it a little bit harder? I think it would have been a smoother transition.

Then now it's like, dude, when is the last time a Harry Potter movie's come out? Years. Many years. Decade. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it crazy to think that the final Harry Potter book,

they just decided to turn into two different movies? Yeah, it, isn't it crazy to think that the final Harry Potter book they just decided to turn into two different movies Yeah, it was very strange when the number of pages in the seventh Harry Potter book is not even as many as there were I think in the Goblet of fire probably printing or the Phoenix. What do you think made more money the movies of the books? Books very good question. It is a good question But JK Rowling made a with definitely has an answer that we could find JK paid off all it at My guess is gonna be the movies actually I'm gonna go movies to you think yeah, just cuz personally I've never People read I feel like

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No. Did you watch the movies? I watched all the movies. Did you read them? Yes. All of them? Oh, yeah. Multiple times. Good.

Nerd. I was a full on worm. I was obsessed. I would get the book the day it came out and I would go to a hammock and I would not. You wouldn't let your dad stop reading it? Until I... Is that even, that's not even gonna make sense? That's like a stand-up joke of yours? I'm honored that you would reference that. I know it's funny but I meant for the podcast it doesn't make any sense. It made perfect sense for the podcast. What are you talking about? That made perfect sense. That's not the people I haven't heard from it.

It's almost like that was a better version of my joke. Yeah. And was very funny. Think about it. Hey, that's yours. I can't have that anymore. You take that. That joke is retired.

You take that one. Joke's retired, bro. It's not retired, I still use it. Me and Francis were talking about doing an election night stream. Really? Yeah, with you. That would be fun fun with you. Yeah, I could swing that HQ three. Oh, that's a lot of pressure. Actually. Yeah, I don't really want to be there. We'll do it at the office or my apartment. Your home. I thought that was

H4. Oh, okay. Come on, brother. Um do that three we could go we could get like a big like Chinese fish I want like a big like bass like a but like a 60 or 70 dollar Chinese fish Yeah, I was like why why are we doing that? What are you talking about I just don't understand what you're talking about. We get like a big Chinese fish. We're talking about doing the stream and you're like, we get a big Chinese. Yeah. And we just like, we have like a 60 inch bass. Yeah.

Like, yeah, sure. That doesn't sound good to you or I don't understand. I guess that's an idea. Yeah. So that doesn't sound good. No, it sounds awful. Me and Francis will just eat the fish. Why don't we get a nice American fish?

Why? Because it's better. It Francis will just eat the fish. Why don't we get a nice American fish? Why because it's better It's a very patriotic evening Exactly. What do you well are you even the Russian fish while we're at it the best? Bastard the best salmon comes from Alaska, New Zealand, Alaska, New Zealand, Alaska. It's actually New Zealand, bro Silverback salmon, Alaska. It's just because you've only been eating Alaskan, which is basically Russian salmon. I don't even know if silverback salmon is the thing. I might have made that up. But it's definitely New Zealand. It's definitely a thing. Is it really New Zealand? Big time. Positive about that. Oh yeah. You sure about that? Why would I lie about that? Dude, me and the fellas are planning out our annual fishing trip right now for next

summer. And what? Patagonia.'s on the, it's on the list. Really? Yeah. I'll tell you what's on the list. New Zealand, Patagonia, Mexico. You're going to definitely go to Mexico. We're probably going to end up going to Mexico. But then, then we have another option which is to go back out West. We go to Montana this time.

I have an idea where I want to go. I want to go to Colorado, do more than a week this time, and drive up through Wyoming and Montana into Canada, and then end the trip in Banff, Canada, and fish for bull trout there. What is it? Bull trout. Bull trout.

Yeah. How do they compare to, say, like a lake trout? They're very aggressive, and they're also also endangered so they're super hard to find. Horns, horns as well. They're like a piercing between their nose. And they're big too. Big ass bull trout. Beautiful. Beautiful fish. I've never, none of us have ever caught one. Let's go down to Patagonia. Patagonia is cool but the problem is dude to actually get to Patagonia. Yeah but I mean.

Like you flyia. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, not like you fly into Chile. Yeah. Chile or Argentina. Here's a, here's, here's one you're going to want to clip. Here's one you're going to want to clip to do things that people haven't done. You have to be willing to do things that people don't want to do. And we're going to end it on that. 25 minutes in and we're going to call it there.

That's just brilliant. Yeah, I don't know. But our Argentina. So when I was looking at the trip, I was looking up best fishing places in the world. And this one that kept on coming up was this river in Russia, which I guess is like the most it's they say it's the they say it's like Alaska. But if it was like 100 years ago, like it's completely remote, like pretty much they said that a lot of the places that you'll fish, those fish have never even seen a fly before ever because it's like no one fishes there.

And I was like, and then I was like, then, and I was like, dude, like, what have we did? What have we went to Russia? And then I Googled, can you go to Russia right now? No, no, you cannot go to Russia right now. And it said that that actual that particular river is completely closed. You are able to go to Russia, but it's heavily advised that you're not highly advised that you don't you do not go to Russia. So maybe the war will end before then we'll go to Russia. But it's heavily advised that you're not. Highly, highly advised that you don't go. That you do not go to Russia. So maybe the war will end before then,

and we'll go to Russia. Did you see that clip of Russian people talking about what they think of Americans? No. They're like, they're all fat, and they eat hamburgers, and stupid too. They gotta fuck it. They gotta nail it.

I wonder what they're being fed as far as propaganda about America. It's probably like their version of Jon Stewart or some shit, their version of Jesse Waters or something like that, just getting their asses. It's probably, they probably like, they probably watch the news.

They probably throw on like CNN every night and then just like how laughing. They're probably like, let's watch something funny tonight. look at what they say about Oblok yeah well more the 7-elevens in Chicago are shutting down funny that all the movies that we watch action movies the bad guys are always Russians oh yeah and they even in the new Top Gun? Aren't they like Russian or something like that? They're Russian. Yeah. But then there's um, you know you could argue we're also not exactly getting along

with China. Yeah. But if you made China the bad guy, then it's on site. It's racist. Yeah. Well in Red Dawn they made the the first Red Dawn movie was Well, no the new one it's North Koreans. I think the whole I think the first one was Russians wasn't it? I don't know. Yeah Russians would make sense because they're quite but then they changed it to non whites I remember watching 24 with Jack Bauer and I think you know a lot of those. Oh Did you see rebel ridge? No, you'd like it. What's that red bull ridge rebel ridge new Netflix movie?

It's kind of just like a badass movie pretty bad, but like badass who's in it. I don't know some jack black dude He's fucking awesome Jack black. You'd like it. Did you ever watched a terminalist mm-hmm Dude, you would love that show. I don't know these shows you would watch that because Rebel Ridge is kind of a Terminalist you would love Terminalist. Yeah, what I watched was green room. Oh, yeah, that was good Yeah, a mile. Yeah room is great. That's a horror movie, isn't it? I don't think I'd call it a horror movie more of a thriller Yeah

But the it's just this metal band that gets trapped in their green room and they have to fight with their way out Yeah, they had to play their way out. It's cool. Yeah, I think Robbie Fox said that movie was really good, too And there are there's this dog. There's this German Shepherd that well, actually, I don't know if it's a German Shepherd It might just be a pit bull. They have dogs that are trained to attack and they only respond to commands in German and what's weird about that is that I once met this family in New Jersey the dad was a cop mm-hmm is a cop and he's a canine cop mm-hmm and that same dog that he had only responded to commands in German Wow because he'd been trained over there oh they probably cost a mint I wonder how much it is to get a jerk. It's

probably like $80,000. Could be like a hundred twenty thousand dollars. Yeah I didn't I didn't feel ready to ask. To get an actual German Shepherd. Yeah to get a Shepherd from like three wise men from Germany. Yeah it's probably a bag. Spending that much money on a dog is crazy I know what is it for it's a it's a it's an officer of the law it's an investment yeah hoping to flip it I've been flipping dogs for ten years I went into five million dollars debt to flip dogs I've been drop shipping dogs for years actually an investment that's gonna be the next like Gary V video by the German Shepherd you resell it in America you see German rice just put

just read it the book on tape of the rise and fall of the third rank and it'll know exactly what to do the Belgian Malinois also is in high demand I think it's like a similarly similar dog, but just a different type of Axis power. How much is a golden retriever like $15? No, but they're just pumping those Like two thousand really yeah bucks. How much were your guys dogs? I? Paid Francis. I know yours was or was a bad. No, I paid two thousand for mine. I thought you have that one though. That's like Which one is it? Yeah, two grand two grand run. I got mine half off I got mine on a Thanksgiving sale damn dude. I tell the dog every day to your half off

I'm like Josie. You know that we got you on discount. We give you back for full price Our dog somewhere to cars where it's like, as soon as you leave the kennel, if you drive them off the lot, the sticker price fucking plummets. You have to fudge the registration. You'd have to pay me to take that dog back. I tried to return the dog at a Target

for full price refund. I feel like every time someone buys a dog, I remember my grandma buying a dog and she had to drive to some hotel like Connecticut and pick up the dog. And I was like, why is this so sketchy? Is it human traffic? What's going on with these sketchy situation? That wasn't it for me. I went to this beautiful farm in Connecticut and the, all the dogs were there, all the puppies. Yeah. And, uh,

they were really happy there. I almost felt bad taking them from home. They probably love it. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to go put you in 1,000, 1,100 square feet in New York. Yeah. But we get her out to the country. She's happy. Yeah, it is always tough.

I'll show you a picture really quick. You feel guilty about putting a wild beast inside. But what would they do if they were outside? Run. I don't feel bad for your guys' dogs because you guys don't have huge dogs. But I feel bad when I see people in the West Village with huskies and Bernice Mountain dogs and it's like 200 degrees outside

and they've never seen grass before. It's often an Asian couple in a puffer coat that has a Siberian husky and you know that's a bad dog. You know when it goes back home, it's ripping shit up and fucking howling. It's for me and where I live, it's always just like girls who have like, they would be like, I want a fluffy dog.

And then you just get like this dog that's supposed to be like roaming the mountains by itself with a pack. Damn, that's a great picture. That's when you adopted? No. Oh, that's recent. I purchased.

Ah, excuse me. Come on now. I believe in adopting. I just, you know, I'm glad others are doing it, not me. No, you get the... I hire people that I would do it. I would adopt a dog. Well, you never know what you're going to get.

I knew I wanted this breed, so... I would be worried about breeding, because I'd feel like I'd be like, in my head, I'd be like, I'm going to breed dogs, and I'm going to start selling dogs. But then I would breed like 30 dogs, and then I'd be like, I'm just going to keep all of them. I'm just going to have 30 dogs in my house.

We used to. It would be awesome. We had a lab when I was a kid, and she was amazing. And so we actually did breed her. And I remember it was like, we knew this painter named Jerry. Yeah. House painter. And he had a chocolate lab.

And Waggy was a yellow lab. And so we brought them together. And you know, they did it. Yeah. And I don't really know why. Did you feed them wheat? Huh? Minecraft joke.

Come on, guys. Keep up. That's going to kill joke. Come on guys, keep up. That's gonna kill online. Just had to get it out. Continue. I don't understand the joke. The wheat? In Minecraft, if you feed two cows, wheat they made.

Is that so? Yes, and then they make babies. Nice. Little tiny cows. Good. Yeah. It was a good joke if you understood. I liked it. Yeah, I thought that was great.

There's going to be one dude who plays Minecraft and he's going to go, he's going to be crying laughing at that. That's good. Yeah. I want to get into Minecraft. They say that... I forgot that you weren't here for the Minecraft episode. Yeah, I didn't. That makes more sense why you were confused by it. Well, I also was here for it and I didn't know for the Minecraft episode. Yeah, I didn't. That makes more sense why you were confused by it. Well, I also.

Well, I also was here for it, and I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. So, I never, there's some correlation between students, young kids who play Minecraft, who then go into computer science. Apparently it's like a very good. Well, they're usually Siberian huskies.

Because when Minecraft started, well, it's like a game that runs through JavaScript and to like build a server you have to like code the server So it's like people that played Minecraft like on computers because I played it on computer when I was young But I joined an online server and then I played it again on Xbox and that was like super easy to play But if you played Minecraft on a computer from like a young age, you probably know some Java Anyway, your two dogs are making a friend. We're not talking about that anymore. We are on Minecraft now. This is Harry's world and we're both living it. Bro, I

made the joke and then we completely halted the conversation. Shoes to talk about Minecraft. But I will say if you played 2048, if you played Minecraft, you would you would call me like the next day and you'd be like my life is in shambles I need to remove this laptop from my house it's complicated no because it's like a dick thing oh yeah you would get so I know you you would get so addicted to it well what is it is it just a free world it's just a free world game. And so you build things? You just build shit. You build a house.

You build a farm. You mine for diamonds and iron and gold. So is there a scoreboard of some kind? Some measure of your success? Size of your house, size of your farm, amount of cows that you have. Well, it's like the real world. Exactly.

Are you interacting with other people? If you do a public server, you can. But I play with my friends and we interact. And so you are comparing the size of your house to the size of theirs. Look, I'm going to give you this explanation. Currently, two of my friends have leather armor. I have diamond armor head to toe. Who do you think's winning the game right now?

Well, what do they have that you don't have because you spend all your time getting diamond armor Uh, I just know where the diamonds are bro. Oh, it's because you know the game better. I know the game better. I'm just smarter Yeah, that's true You are one of the smarter dudes. I know I know I know she's giving you a compliment She's giving you a very nice compliment we we bred the dogs and Then when waggy her name was waggy mm-hmm and waggy went into labor mm-hmm is that like a horrifying experience It took some getting used to I was seven

Yeah, I was like it feels like I would be like, what is happening? Yeah. Well, they come out and they were like, I don't know, nine puppies, eight puppies. We gave her eggnog because she was burning so many calories by having birth that that was what we were told to do.

And she drank the eggnog, but it's amazing. I mean, she'd never had puppies before and she immediately knew what to do. She was like- How old is she? She was probably four or five, I don't know. She was of age. Yeah.

28 dog years. That's pretty crazy. And these puppies were awesome. And you get to keep them for eight weeks or something because they can't leave their mother for eight weeks. So for eight weeks or something, because they can't leave their mother for eight weeks. So for eight weeks of my life, I would come home from school, get off the school bus, and run down the driveway where I would be greeted

by a herd of puppies. Yeah, that's insane. It was the best period of my life. Yeah, that sounds great. And I would go into their pen and lie down, and they would just crawl all over me and lick my face I'm jealous. It's awesome best So wait when what?

That's eight weeks do they get out of that like kind of growth stage in the beginning is you know when they first come out? And they're like they're like eyes Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but what eight weeks they're like they're like the cute puppies not even that long Yeah, bye bye week four, wow, they're really cute That's awesome. That's so fucking sweet What do you you raised rats right and you would come home and you'd have like the rats like running all over you There'd be 200 mice in my bed waiting for me You just let them crawl all over you if I remember correctly you saying

that. That is uh it is pretty crazy how you said that the the your dog knew what to do immediately because that's like I was I was reading something the other day about salmon and it's just crazy like the did you hear about this in I don't know where it was was in it might have been in Washington that they just removed this dam for the first time in like over a century, and it's been blocking. It was like, so the first time in like a century, I don't know where the dam is,

but I think it's in Washington. And for the first time in a century, salmon are able to swim upstream to spawn. But it's like, and it's like a century has gone by and they haven't been able to spawn. And they still know what to do? And they still know what to do now that the dam is open They know they have to get upstream that to me means that that they've been wanting to do that. Yeah

Yeah, that's the purpose of the day. Finally. There was some ageing damn Yeah, but isn't that crazy like a century has gone by you think they would like to lose it at some point But they don't ocean takes a lot longer than that. Yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense Yeah, it takes a lot of what it is biologically that makes them wanna do it though. Is it like the warmth of the water or do they have like a horniness or some shit? Their only purpose, I guess it's like they have it in their, it's like biologically inside of them

that their only purpose is to get to fresh water upstream and spawn and die. You know who the fucking dogs are? Seahorses. Yeah. They're like fucking absentee fathers. They're corroding America. Really?

They'll just like sperm out like 50,000 seahorses at once, like a load of seahorses that are fully formed. But don't the fathers keep the babies or something? The fathers get pregnant? I think that's it, something like that. And then they just sperm them all out. I think, have you ever seen a seahorse giving birth? They're just like fucking shooting fucking tiny seahorses.

It's cool. I mean, but it's sad. They don't put the fucking work in. They go and get a fucking gallon of milk and never come back. It's brutal. It's fucking deadbeat seahorses. That's so crazy. It's so crazy that those that all those animals have so many kids at once because there's probably

it's probably the same with puppies. They're like, okay, maybe two or three will survive. Yeah, that's true. I have a fucking did you ever have? Did you was there ever like a runt? Always. Yeah. Mm hmm. Jesus. What did you do with them? I liked the run. I liked the runs. They always struggled to get to the teat.

They wouldn't eat as much of the milk. They didn't like to play as rough, but they, you know, and they were always a little bit smaller. You keep them though? Well, we kept one. I don't know if we kept the run from the first letter. I know what happened, brother. They just didn't tell you cause you were six.

No, we didn't do anything. Francis outside now, you need to see this. They just swing the runt by its neck. Say you do a chicken. We kept one puppy from the first litter and then Waggie, a couple years later, we had another, we did it again. What was the phone call like calling up the painter to be like I'm gonna need you to bring your hot-ass

mail yeah I must have been that's like a you guys must have been pretty close with the painter you give him a dowry we were and if you think about it I would say that most dogs go through their life virgins yeah that's like the humans goal most like 99.9 percent of dogs so that dog That we enabled it to make love. Mm-hmm Never fucks again. He must be so yeah Imagine you fuck once and then you like you don't even know why it just happened and then you just never happens again We know you're fucking yeah It just happened and then you just never happens again. We eat You're fucking yeah, my my dog was spayed before I adopted her she was like pretty young two months old probably eight weeks old and

She still has the female instinct to but she like humps She humps as a woman much like these salmon trying to get to the barrier. She's just a humping female dog. There's still this animal drive to her. We got a lady humper in my family as well. What does that mean? You think that they're butched out? I think they just see the dudes do it and they're like, I'm just gonna... Because my dog used to hump the girl dog. And then I think the girl dog got like pissed and she was like, I'm gonna hump you back. See how this feels my dog just like kicks open the door of her Subaru and puts down a teav of sandal

Fucking takes off her softball uniform against the town You you know it's you know, it's true Francis I got a lesbian dog reverse cowboy. I like that. Isn't she? You got a stud dog. I've seen it bro. I've seen it. My dog is just wearing like some baggy jeans shorts with boxes poking out the top and one mixed-tape shorts. Ask these doggies why they broke though Young ma whatever happened to young ma Nothing, they're just they found out that she was a woman I remember young ma had that song where she was like they call it Stephanie. I call her And I didn't understand it at all But people like the whole everyone goes crazy when she says that and I still don't really get it It's basically the same beat as that Bobby Schmurda song exact same beat as the Bobby Schmurda song. It's the exact same beat as the Bobby Schmurda song. Yeah. Schmurda was

the best. Free Schmurda. I think he's free. I think he's free. Yeah. I think it was actually backwards for him. You've got it backwards. It already is backwards. It already is backwards. No, is he free? Just got a body about a week ago is the same as they call us Stephanie. I call her Head finis or heffany like she's a heffa. Oh, I see Like she cuz she thought it was head head funny that was the only that was the closest guess I would have had is that It was head Shoutout young mother calling a girl. Heffany is such a fucking sweet diss. You remember who Young Ma was? Nope. Lesbian rapper. But actually I think a lot of people didn't even know if she was a girl.

Yeah. I think that was a common... But was she XXL freshman class? I think she was in the streets. I know she had the strap though. Why? What's so funny? I mean, you guys are deep in the game. Well, yeah, I mean, this is, you're talking to two. Two Wale fans. We kept our Georgetown flat rooms. Yeah, of course. I tried to watch the BET Awards the other night.

It was so trash. I was so pissed off. There's no way. But they did have, it was either like- It's cause Diddy's not around anymore. Yeah, exactly. There was no one to freak off. But it was either current rappers who I never heard of or it was like fat Joe and Soulja Boy and Soulja Boy was there yeah you everyone Soulja

Boy made the he made like a gaming console and he made like air pods and shit yeah he was doing all his own yeah this dude on Twitter bought the headphones and they never came and just just for like 10 years now, he's just been replying to every single one of Soulja Boy's tweets being like, I need my headphones. The gaming console is amazing. Imagine, I would love to get my hands on one of those.

They probably don't exist. Imagine playing Roblox on the Soulja Boy console. Or you can only play like Soulja Boy games. Was he a producer in the same sense that Timbaland was a producer like he actually made the beats No, I think he was more of like a tastemaker and like kind of a and our type of producer You'll get deals done But I don't think that he's he doesn't like programmed drums the way that Kanye or Pharrell does right Ruben Ruben I think no Ruben is the same way. He's like just like I think he doesn't know shit about music.

No, I think Ruben does. I think he's just there for the vibes. Ruben's a vibes guy. Yeah. That's crazy. I think he says he doesn't know how to read any music. Doesn't like play drums, program drums. You got to be a cool ass white dude to be a successful music producer and not know how to make music. Just be a vibes guy.

It's insane. Like Diddy could get away with that because he was having the freak offs and everyone wanted to get a slice of the freak off. Dude, how is how does it smell like hamburgers in here right now? I keep on getting that too. We're on the seventh floor of a hotel. Where is someone get where this fresh hamburger?

I'm so hungry. Where is fresh hamburger coming from? This is unbelievably hungry. It smells fresh hamburger coming from? This is It smells like someone's cooking a hamburger in the next room. Are we having a stroke right now collectively? I'm gonna be fully honest. This is I think the worst shape like mentally and physically I've ever been in for when we've recorded And you were an alcoholic for a while. Worse than when I came back from Skankfest and had to record that day And you were you've been an alcoholic multiple times. I feel worse right now than I did then. God damn. We were at an hour?

Yeah, we flew through that. That was easy. I'm gonna need alarms going off when we hit the hour to say it's over, end it. Pause for one second here. Do you want us to do another 10 minutes for the first episode? We need to do a little more, right? I can tell you guys about Hawaii.

Huh? You guys wanna put that out? What other option do we have? What other option do we have? Do remote? We are going to do... Dude, that's gonna be dog shit. We throw the bonus.

Yeah. Should we call up KB or Nick? I don't know. we need to replace like 35 minutes of that or something yeah yeah you guys could all do it the three of you guys could do it on Wednesday should we just do that yeah cuz I don't think I'd rather not put that same yeah I don't want or just put it at the end of something yeah we could throw it at the end of this. That works.

Yeah, just be like the audio didn't record. Yeah, no one's going to complain if we have a clean hour. All right, let's bring this home. All right. I went to Hawaii. You went to Hawaii? I went to Hawaii. I totally forgot that you were in Hawaii. None of that's going to get cut. You went to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii. I totally forgot that you were in Hawaii.

I went to Hawaii for an entire week. Yeah. And I we did a sunrise blessing. Yeah. What's that? Well, the sunrise is what happens when you wake up early. I know that. But what's the blessing? Oh, it's kind of like an apology to the local people about stealing their land. Yeah. Yeah. The beaches they sell to build their hotels singing Wama Lalo blues. Apparently the... I don't... I was trying to read up on the history of Hawaii a little bit and it's complicated.

Complicated is what people always say when there's been like a massive genocide. Yes. That's what they were saying in South Africa. They wanted statehood. Same with, they wanted apartheid in South Africa. And then they got statehood and then people still didn't really want it. But they wanted statehood I think in large part because people knew that there would be a lot of federal funds that would go towards building infrastructure and also they wanted to have representation in the US government. The Holocaust was complicated.

It was a complicated time. Listen, I'm not advocating for one thing or another. I will say it's crazy that it is a state. I mean, it's cool, but it's the most unusual state. It is so far away, it's beyond belief. It's beyond belief. You fly over San Francisco. Oh, you flew direct too. Yeah. It was 11 and a half hours out there. That's brutal. There has to be closer archipelagos that we could fucking claim a state? Like how big is

Five hours away. Yeah, I said what makes sense Because they don't they have no army we could we could go to Iceland tomorrow, they don't have police Right. I saw one cop the entire time. I was in Iceland. We make Iceland America. They're gonna have some police. Oh, yeah Littered with some elves. Yeah, they get fucking if I buy in Iceland the first thing I'm gonna send over 10,000 cops And there's only 200,000 people But why we did the sunrise blessing and they do this thing where they you do clap clap cup They go a la a Bala Vlida, I think he something like that and we sing the whole thing. Give me more

Greet the Sun. Mm-hmm. So how long does that take? Cuz I feel like the Sun comes up pretty slow. Not that slow though. Well you wait until it's about to peak up over the horizon. So what time do you have to wake up for that? We were up at, well we were driving to the place at 6 a.m. Damn. Yeah, but it was fucking noon my time. I was up at 4. Oh yeah, true. So 6 hour time change.

Really? 6 hours. That's crazy. From there to New York is 6 hours. That's insane. So have you've been jetlagged as fuck I don't feel great. Yeah, I don't know why you didn't just hit him with the Queen You should have been like you guys are American now. Yeah This is the moon salutation, okay? Sweet Caroline.

So yeah, we did that. That was pretty powerful. I think the Pacific Islander culture, I think that's the nomenclature, is cool. I mean, they're all like warriors. And those tribal tats that they get are fucking awesome Yeah, I asked one of them if I could get one and they were like sure and then I was like, come on This was your way of breaking to us that you have a massive tribal tattoo So I like starting it I asked if I could get one you have the fucking Ben Affleck tattoo on the back

Oh, he's the big dragon is the massive dragon on the back. Oh, he's the big dragon. He's the massive dragon on his back. You just look like the Rocks tattoo. Is that your arm? Tua just got, you see Tua just got full sleeves. Really? Both arms? Yeah, both arms, full sleeve. Jesus Christ, bro. He's the tattoo of fucking a bigger helmet onto his head. You see he's not gonna wear the guardian cap. Could he in a game? Oh yeah. This season multiple people wear them and he's not going to wear the guardian cap. Could he in a game? Oh, yeah. A lot of people wear them in this season. Multiple people wear them, and he's just like, smart.

I've never wore one before. What does it stop? What does it make harder? I guess it lessens the chance of a concussion. What I mean is, why would anyone not wear it? It looks goofy. Because it looks dumb. Yep.

It looks very stupid. But it doesn't make your head heavier or anything? No. Yep. It looks very stupid make your head heavy or anything. No Right you already look millions of dollars on the line potentially I would literally Quadruple up on the fucking caps I wear four of them on top of each other like I don't give a shit You look like Mike wasowski to was making like 50 million dollars a year Don't you think like me? Okay, if I were if I were one of these maybe it would help me continue to make this money Mm-hmm. His dad probably just bullied him out of it. Yeah, he's like I'm gonna his dad's like you're gonna quit before you wear that

Fuck you don't wear that son. You say that for the holly They will call you a holly while you're out there. A what? A howly. No. That's their derogatory term for the whites. Oh, dude, they throw the hang loose hard. The chaka? The big on it. And depending on where you are, it's slightly different.

Like they'll extend the pinky more or the thumb. But where we were in Kauai, the guys were going like this. They were going, yeah, bro. Yeah. All right, bro. All They were going, yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah All right, bro. All right, dude. Yeah, bro. I I gotta say I've been back three days I find myself doing I'm gonna start hitting that all the time It's nice when you're like changing lanes in the car. Well, yeah, my boys hit the shocker all the time That's what he's talking about. Yeah, but I haven't I've never this is a new one. I didn't know about that

It's a way more powerful. Yeah It's like you're slamming your that's what they go. Yeah like that They don't face it out like that or go like that. They go. Oh, that's nice. I like it. That's really nice It makes me feel strong as smooth as hell Are the shocker app or it's like it was like the guide app on the road to Hana I never wanted to delete it because I had such fond memories of being called a Howie up there. Good diving though did you do any cliff diving? No I have in Hawaii and of course it was really dangerous what I did. Yeah? Because we were going first

first time. Yeah we were going into a place where the water was like washing in towards caves so you had to really swim hard against the current to clear that. And if we hadn't, I mean, I don't know. I can't even talk about it. It was bad. You ever see those dams? The ones that the salmon tried to swim against? No, the ones that they go down and then the water pushes against them. So if people will like kayak and they'll go over the dam and then it just keeps pushing them back in and you get caught in this cycle where you and you drown and Eddie yeah brutally

yeah because you keep on getting so it turns you into like you're in like a washing machine yeah you keep on getting swung back up for air and then going right back down damn it it's crazy and they like it's like impossible to rescue them that's nasty all right good them. That's nasty. All right, good episode, bro. Yeah, fun one. Cool. All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday. We're Pop Punk in New Haven, Connecticut on the 1st.

You're not gonna wanna miss this. You're not gonna wanna miss that. Buy some tickets. Buy some tickets to that. New Haven. All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday, goodbye. We did it. to that. New Haven. Alright, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. Was over, still, still underground So, I looked older, till you came around

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