Son of a Boy Dad - Pop Warner Crave | Son of a Boy Dad #243

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right, welcome back to the son of a what I podcast is Do I have $1 to $15 sold to can our new sponsor can just a couple can guys today's Wednesday October 16th you You good, bro? I'm great. I have a proposition for you. Happy to have the polo back on.

I see. I'm looks maxing today. You really are. You got fucking military core pants. Got my winter fit on. You got your fucking indoor soccer core shoes. Oh, yeah. Your sports core sweatshirt.

Did I tell you for the wedding, my cousin's wedding, I didn't, I brought my suit, I have a suit, but then for, there's like the rehearsal dinner and I had to wear like a blazer and stuff to that. Something cute but not all the way. Yeah, not the full matching suit. So I wore, I borrowed like a jacket and a shirt and a tie from my dad. And then I was like, I'm just gonna wear these pants.

And then I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh my God, dude, this is like the worst outfit I've ever seen. Dude, it was, it literally- Did you take a picture? No, but I just kept on walking around the house saying that it looks like, it looks like I was, I just got off my shift at REI and all I had

was the top half of the outfit I didn't realize that this thing that these pants have like side pants on them like side pockets Oh, yeah, there's like side like something like a car go in Your dad's clothes fit you yeah, do my dad's like tiny what do you mean? You're not tiny My dad used to be huge In what way Jack both ways used to be jacked and fat as fuck And then he had any had a heart attack and he had to get a double bypass and now he's like five eight like 100 pounds

He got shorter after his heart attack. He got way shorter and way skinnier. Because after you get that surgery you just can't move. So you get way shorter. It just makes you lay in bed. You stop growing. Yeah. So he just laid in bed for like three years and now he just like, I don't even know if he lifts weights anymore.

I think he just runs all the time. It's good for your ticker, but I've heard runners can get heart attacks too. Yeah, I think that's when you start breaking into like the 70 miles a day running like when you do the ultra marathons. Yeah if you're just a standard jogging to get them the knees moving. I think if you're running like six miles. Dude a lot of Alphas lying about their heights. Yeah. I saw a 46 on bussing and he was looking short shorter than Compton. Oh I know I saw that but I think that's just when you get old you get short. But he was looking shorter than Compton. Oh, I know, I saw that. But I think that's just when you get old, you get short. But he was supposed to be 6'3".

Yeah. Compton's in 6'3". I mean, dude, my dad, he was definitely six foot, and now he's shorter than me by like probably two or three inches. Damn. Yeah. But do you think that you relist your size or do you just go by your-

No, you go by your peak. Your hands- Yeah, you go by your peak forever. You definitely don't resize. Cause is it- Hulk Hogan took a picture with like Brandon Walker. Yeah. And then he used to be like 6'7". Hulk Hogan? I don't know. Hey I know it wasn't 6'7". I'm exaggerating for the people that are gonna be like, you fucking thought Hulk Hogan was 6'7". Yeah. Yeah. Assassin Roaners confidently wrong all the time. They don't know Hulk Hogan's exact weight and height. Six seven. Six seven.

Suck my cock. I was actually gonna say that would make perfect sense. Six seven? Yeah. You can't be called Hulk unless you're hulking. Yeah, yeah. You have to hulk over somebody. But isn't like the rock pretty short? Yeah, he's five three.

Actually, no, I think the rock is just normal height. I think that the people say that he's like, I know I think he's just like six foot No, he was like a d6 for mm. Here's a d end of Miami Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot that he had to make the choice between ball and acting Everyone always does Zac Efron in High School Musical It is pretty cool how like wrestling, how wrestling used to be like, like you had to like, I guess it still is, but you have to like grind it out in like the local scene.

You have to go on to like the fucking olive tree every night to just wrestle other dudes. But what's crazy is all of those tiny shows have a packed house every single time. La Mer goes to those shows. There's always a massive market. And it'll be in a fucking big garage, basically. It'll be in a tiny jet hangar or something. And there'll be a million dudes who know every storyline. They know who the heel is.

They know who the face is. They're rooting against people. Yeah. I think the diehards prefer those shows because I think they get a little more aggressive. Oh, they'll fuck people up more. Yeah, I think they fuck people up more. And I think the storylines a little crazier.

It's a little bit more like OG WWF. It's probably a little bit NASCAR to where you're rooting for the crash. Yeah, you are more likely to get hurt. And you know, the bubble Wallace was fucking lying he tied that news himself Whatever happened with that He's running for president now didn't they say it was just like and it turned out to just be like a rope that was meant For like to pull the garage door down. Yeah, it was just like the handle of a rope. Yeah, that was pretty crazy. From what from what perspective? Well, I was on Bubba's team from the start.

But are you still? Of course. Go walk and go broke, bro. Bro, Bubba's not woke. It seems like you went well by being on Bubba's team. I've been watching. I mean, I mean, I know I was going to continue but I've been watching, I've been getting- A hard pivot. I know I was gonna continue it, but I've been getting video recommendations of like super redneck alt-right dudes who hate Trump. And they're so funny. I saw one dude the other day and they're- Alt-right guys? Like alt-right guys who like hate Trump.

Who do they like? Kamala. What? Yeah. They can't be alt-right if they like Kamala. They love Kamala. Really? Yeah. Dude, they go, there was one like Kamala. Yeah, they love Kamala. Really? Yeah. Dude, they go, there was one, dude, there was one and the guy goes, I think it might be like a fetish or something though. But he goes, he goes, there's like a, there's

like a CNN person or- Won't you vote black? You don't vote black. Yeah. There's some like, some person interviewing these two like really old, like Georgia redneck dudes. And she's like, which one are you guys gonna vote for? And the guy's like, the right one. And then she goes, and which one's that? And then she goes, and then he goes, when was the last time you heard Trump,

when was the last time you seen Trump talk? And then he goes, the lady goes, pretty recently. And then he goes, was he moving his lips? And then she goes, yeah. And he goes was he moving his lips and she goes yeah and he goes then he's lying that's a good ass line those old dudes are so funny when they just always have like quick a quick line because it's been crafted yeah and then their family members are probably fucking sick of it yeah Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, then he's lying. Was his mouth moving? Then he's lying.

Yeah, thanks, grandpa. We heard that 15 times today. Yeah. He's definitely just honing that line. But when you hear it for the first time, it's almost like a Gilly and Wallow line. When you hear them for the first time, when they're like, he was broke, busted, and disgusted.

You're like, holy shit. And then they do it all the time. You put it busted on my check. You put a smut on my name. So yeah, it works the first time. it is very funny seeing Gilly this year Still be like as diehard of an Eagles fantasy is but the Eagles just suck this year Like it's very funny watching him pull up to the house in the fucking Eagles car Whatever the fuck that thing was you see that yeah

But then it's like they beat the Browns by what three points four points and did you see them dancing out front? No of the car They do a victory dance and then across the street like the oldest man You've ever seen probably the same right alt-right combo guy comes out and he starts dancing with them behind them They didn't they didn't expect that our planet. Yeah, it's just a fucking perfect video I was kind of rooting for the Browns that game why be honest I don't know. I just thought it would be cool to see the Browns beat the Eagles at home. Well, I don't root against you

Cuz you don't have to we lose naturally. I have a proposition for you. Actually what Drake may for Travis Kelsey proposition for you actually. What? Drake May for Travis Kelsey. The trade? Yeah. Brother I had the option to pick up Drake May and I didn't. I have great quarterbacks. I have him now. I know but I don't want him. I have I have. You don't want Drake May? On my fantasy team? Yeah. No. Why would I want that? Because he's Drake May. I have Baker Mayfield and Joe Burrow. So what brother? Those are like two of the best passing quarterbacks in the NFL So you don't really believe in Drake may dude Great Baker Mayfield might be the highest scoring fantasy player of all time, but but you know, so you don't believe in Drake may know

I believe in Drake may I don't believe that he's gonna have more passing touchdowns than Baker Mayfield or Joe burrow Yeah, but you need a third one. They both have their 30 points every week, but what happens on his buy I Picked up Justin Fields. Oh, but Justin Fields isn't gonna start exactly. Yeah, I would yeah I would do I would do Travis Kelsey for Drake May perfect, but I'll have to think on it You just said you would do it. I know let's just kind of play a teaser I'm gonna think about it and I'll get back to you, but I would do that cuz I don't like you don't play Travis Kelsey, and I don't play him.. Exactly that's what I mean. I got the fucking like tight end two once the Steelers starting for me. Yeah. Got three points last week. Friar Muth. I don't even know who it is I

don't know what his name is. I think it's Pat Friar Muth. Penn State guy. Penn State guy that's why I picked him up. He's a Penn State legend. We are. Yeah are you back in on state? I've always been I've always been on state. I mean states having a historic year this year. Historic season. I haven't watched yet, but I've heard. We gotta get back out there. I know. Did you see the guy who ran out with USC dressed in, we gotta do that.

We gotta pay USC to let us run out. That sounds like something that you would do, but I don't think I could do that. Why would I do that? Because that is 1000% something that you would do. When? Why do you always ascribe the most negative things to what I would do?

If Caleb was still working at Barstool, I don't know if he is or isn't. He is. But if he was still, if you guys were still doing storm chasers and stuff, do you not think that that's something that you guys would do? Definitely not.

If you guys thought of that idea before that dude in the video did, you guys would absolutely have done that. If it was like eight years ago. was the last guy to go out of the US. No. Not now. Yes, you would. I'm not running game like that anymore. Dude, you broke into the Notre Dame game like two years ago. That was for shit. That was like, it was literally, how long ago was that? It was the height of COVID. That was four years ago. Four years ago. That's not that long. It kind of is. People start and graduate. That was four years ago. Four years ago. That's not that long. It kind of is. No. People starting graduating high school. That was way more risky than what that guy did. Yeah, that wasn't even risky. That wasn't risky. I was more doing it as a protest against people who got the jab. The scumbags who got the jab. So what do you do? USC, you can pay

$1,500 to run out with the team, behind the team. And then it was a home game for USC, so Penn State runs out right behind them. And he waited until he was the last person to run out with USC people, but he was wearing all Penn State gear, so it looked like he was leading the charge for Penn State. It was pretty sick. It was pretty awesome.

Just tricking your way into leading the charge for Penn State in a massive game. And an away game in sunny Southern California. That's sick. The funniest part is that he's just by himself. He just did it completely alone. It's kind of genius. It is. It's a great idea.

If it were eight years ago, I would have did it. He found the loophole in the system. And they're going to close that loophole fast absolutely that disgrace you know We next game there will be a full two minute in between Or the flow home team in Penn State coming out or if they catch you doing it You'll get shot by the armed guard yeah They'll trojan soldier will descend on you and stab you through your stomach disembowel you they'll fuck your shit up Spill your guts all over the fucking place.

But we are, bro. We are. Crack your can, bro. Are we chilling or no? I gotta finish my iced coffee. Why don't you mix them? That's what I like to do. That seems like a lot of feelings at once.

I call it. The double helix? Two things that consistently give me panic attacks at once. It was early on at Barstool when I would like smoke a joint on the way to the train station. Yeah. And then also just like crush a black coffee. Early on Barstool what? Last year?

No, I biked. I've been biking in. Oh, you've just been smoking the joint on the bike? Oh, bro. I'm not blunted anymore, bro. I started getting blunted. No, I biked I've been biking in Join on the bike I'm not blunted anymore, bro. I just not again. That's what you say, but then I see you slam This is a fresh six-pack. I said I'm not blunted. Yeah, you're sipping. Yeah, exactly Probably that's probably better for you. It is definitely better for you But I would just get twisted on the way in yeah I would be like shocked that I felt weird and panicky

once I got to work. I wonder why I had to take a walk around the block or step outside. Yeah, that's where Frank's walks actually started. You needed someone to go on a walk with you. Yeah, and now he's skinny, so he can fucking thank me for that. Exactly.

It changed the game. The other night I went to a meditation class. Oh really? Yeah, I was like, I just wanted to see what it was like. So what is that, like yoga? No, it was just, it was like breath work. It was like an hour long class of just breathing. It's maybe the most fucked up that I've been

in the last two or three years. What, did you get like insanely relaxed? Not just insanely relaxed, like the amount that my body was tingling, like my hands were resting on my chest and stomach and I didn't even, I couldn't even feel that I was touching my own body. I had that once. From breathing? Yeah.

Breathing is the next best fucking drug. Yeah it is. Wim Hof. Wim Hof is insane. This was like, this was basically like, you know how Wim Hof is like 11 minutes. Yeah. This is basically like an hour of Wim Hof. Yeah. Just like intense music and like this fucking warehouse. Yeah. These fucking plants all over just felt like you're in the Amazon. It was fucking amazing. It is crazy but then it is still for some reason it's

for me it's still one of those things where if I have the opportunity to do it again, I'm like, that feels like a lot of work. It is actually work. Yeah. Like the first, I started panicking the first couple times I did it, like the first couple rounds of it.

Yeah. And then by the third round, I was so euphoric that I had to stop myself from like bursting out laughing. I was having such a good time that I was just like That's crazy. I was like The chemicals in my brain were dancing. Yeah, I had that once like Fantasia when I was in high school And I was having panic attacks all the time I had to go to therapy and then we I had to I had a panic attack in the therapy In my therapist's office and we had to do a meditation for like 45 minutes and by the end of it. I was like

Alright, I feel fine, but I still want to kill myself And have my license I didn't get my license I was like 17 so my mom had like picked me up When you after you had your panic attack? Yeah, when I was like we we just had to drive back And I was she was like how was it and I was like fine. I was pissed, but it was pretty crazy I was like levitating the the From from what the meditation yeah, we did cuz she we just did a guided meditation which she must have been pissed No, she's probably geeked. She was probably like oh, I don't have to say anything for the next 45 minutes. True. True.

I don't have to listen to this fucking whiny 16 year old. Yeah, I just laid on the couch. In like an office building. What incited the panic attack? Do you remember? That one specifically? Yeah. No, it was just cars. Because you just thought you were going to crash or something?

No, I had a panic attack in a car twice. So you had... And then every time I would go in a car after that for the last next like four years I would be like insanely anxious. Because you thought that you were gonna crash or you were... No I thought I was just gonna have a panic attack in a car again. Oh got it. Yeah. You're trapped kind of. Yeah pretty much. And what did your therapist have to say about that? Nothing she didn't help at all. She did, we did the, she said, like we did the meditation, which helped,

and then I started meditating, and then I stopped going to the therapist, and I just started meditating hard for like a year. And then- The apps? Yeah, Calm. Yeah, Calm is so good. Yeah, Calm is from LeBron.

I'd have LeBron talk me out of my panic attacks. And then, no, and then- Ain't that your mind? ain't that your mind? Ain't that your, that's your mind. That's his mind. And then I just kind of grew out of it. Yeah.

Like nothing helped. Like she was, she suggested going to like exposure therapy. Exposure to what, cars? I guess I would just drive around with a therapist in the seat. We need you to go to a NASCAR race. Yeah. Yeah, so it was like a freak thing that happened and then I just like after

College once I moved to New York. I like pretty much fully grew out of it You basically got exposure therapy just by being in the city of New York. Yeah, but it had nothing to do with cars Do you think maybe she was just trying to get you in a car to seduce you and like kind of a... Road dome me. Maybe she was trying to road dome you up, like departed style. That was probably the cure. Just some good road dome. I probably just need to get some better experiences in a car and then I would have been cured. Right, if you had this like Pavlovian response to getting sucked off every time you got behind the wheel, you would really be making that stick shift work. Yeah, definitely. You'd definitely be hitting the clutch

hard. It is still there though, like it is still there like in the back of my head though like yesterday even when we had to go to New Jersey I'd just bring like a shit ton of snacks and water to distract yourself, distract myself. So like in an hour 30 minute car ride I'll put down like 10,000 calories of snacks and like five gallons of water a gallon Ziploc bag of animal crackers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I came here. I got here early and I just filled my backpack with snacks Oh, you rated the snack last year. Yeah, and then I didn't even end up eating any of them I just ate them when I got home Jesus. It was very nice surprise I got home and I was like, man, I wish I had some snacks and then I was like, oh shit

Yeah, I forgot I stole all those snacks from the office Yeah, and we were all eating the fucking butter cookies or whatever bullshit. Yeah, I had some ritz a Couple rice krispies a couple gushers the chocolate rice krispies. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of them Yeah, they're not great. I'm more of a traditional man. I Like rice krispies always leave me wanting more. Yeah, they're not filling at all. But then you want like the fucking gold bar long as long one. Yeah, the crisp by the foot. The crisp roll up. Yeah, yeah. Does uh, is there, they're pretty healthy right? I can't imagine they're that bad, right?

Like if you were having a Rice Krispie treat every night, I don't think you would have any problems long term with that. But a little one, but what about the Mondo one? I think even if you had the Monster one. I feel the same way about Rice Krispies as I feel about popcorn. It's a little bit guilt-free. Yeah, but popcorn is actually not good for you at all.

Popcorn's really bad for you. Really? Well, I know like movie theater popcorn definitely is. That's just because you're having a stick of butter. Because it's so much butter and salt. Because you're literally literally having a 60 ounce beverage of butter poured all over it, but um Smart food I don't think that bad for you Power food a full bag of smart foods like 600 like maybe 700 gals What's in the middle of a lot, but also most people aren't eating an entire family-sized bag of smart food in one sitting

Yeah, that would be insane. Yeah, it's smart. It's supposed to be smart. Smart car, smart food. Exactly. There was a time in like 2007 when they were just naming shit smart. Yeah. It must have been a great time for stand-up comedy. The jokes write them fucking cells. Exactly. What's next? We got smart cigarettes? Come on guys. I got smart food, smart popcorn, and a smart car but I can't get a smart girlfriend? Bro I would have fucking killed in 07. I know. I would have been fucking... Just Dangerfield voice?

Deadly. No respect. But my girlfriend's still dumb as rocks. I was crushing old Dangerfield sets they're so fucking funny. He's the best. Such a good joke writer. I know. Had no one thought of those jokes at that time? I think so and that's why they were so good yeah. Same thing with like George Carlin. Take my wife. George Carlin said like shit and piss on stage and people were like flipping their tables over at their house

being like, this just changed everything. Like the TV became color as soon as he said a curse word. Yeah, so like that scene in fucking Wizard of Oz. Yeah. What the fuck? I can't believe people are saying this. Yeah. And now people are so desensitized that they're saying the F slur on like political podcasts. Yeah pretty crazy

Pendulum I heard them say the F slur on goddamn pod save America saying it so positive America is like Obama's like Speech writer John Favreau. Oh really and they use the F slur on there. I'll say what the fuck Yeah, you guys are out of your minds. That's crazy You know, it's jump the shark when the fucking when the lib is thrown it around like that a lib on a podcast An ultra lib to an ultra lib dude It's pretty crazy that Boston had Trump on when we were just talking about if we could have Trump on We're so much closer than we think and we're so on the fucking ball with everything that happens.

We're so close. Like, any time we like softly think about something, it comes to fruition. People probably think that we are like a part of Trump's team. Because we predicted him getting assassinated. And the second time. And the second time. And then we just predicted him doing Bustin' with the Boys.

Yeah, what's next? I mean, well when he wins, I think we will have called that Yeah I don't know. I don't know. I I just think that we I think I think we could have him on I don't think it would be good I don't know why we would have him on like if if they were like trump's gonna come on the podcast I'd probably like that doesn't really make sense. Yeah, he can't riff. Yeah, I mean, unless he's familiar with looks, maxing and gooning and jelking,

then I don't really see the need for him to be on. I would love if he was talking jelking with us. Oh yeah. Well, he's, I mean, he's probably an OG jelker. That's like the jelking generation. That's the glory it is. The dream team, the dream team of jelking. In the eighties, he was jelking to the Central Park Five.

Trump, Epstein, Hugh Hefner. Just a couple pro jelkers. All the Mets fans, bro. All the Mets fans are pro jelkers. Really? Historically, Epstein, Mets fan. Weinstein, Mets fan. P Diddy, Mets fan. Jared from Subway, Metz Fan. Weinstein, Metz Fan. P Diddy, Metz Fan.

Jared from Subway, Metz Fan. Really? Dude, the Metz Fan, the list of Metz Fans is the darkest list of any fan group of all time. And I'm surprised more people aren't talking about it. That's pretty insane. It's fucking infuriating. There's gotta be one with a darker fan base. Eric Adams, even worse.

Seinfeld? Seinfeld's a Mets fan? That's surprising. I'm surprised he's not a Yankees fan. It's dark. I'm telling you, who has a darker fan base? I don't know. How do you choose?

I was trying to ask Tommy about it and he didn't give me a good explanation at all, but how do you choose if you're gonna be a Mets fan or a Yankees fan or like a Giants fan or a Jets fan how does he how do you make that decision I know so you grow up in fucking Midtown Manhattan what would you be do you want to say at the same time yeah Yankees jets the same yeah Yankees yes Yankees yes nobody's Yankees jets Giants that's fucking insane but some people are it's it's Mets jets Yan Yankees Giants. Yeah, I guess the Giants are Historically better than the Jets. No, I'd be Yankees Jets. Yeah big time big time Especially right now all dude great time to be a Jets fan. It'd be so it is funny

I do people still think that they're gonna win the Super Bowl. It's it's honestly dude. It's the it's the Biggest hack in betting right now is that the Jets are favored in every game and you're like, who's making these odds? They're bad. They're just basing it on 2012 Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. They're like, well, it's Aaron Rodgers. And now they have Devonte Adams.

Who do they play this week? They have the Steelers. The Steelers. They're going to be favored because the Steelers are cheap. But they actually might be the Steelers. Yeah. That's not an easy one. Yeah, they probably will. But at the same time, they are, it is a cheat code. And Aaron Rodgers is just getting... Just getting destroyed. But he also like, he got Alan Lazard. Yeah. He got Devonte Adams. Yeah. He's just getting

his safety blankets. Yeah. He's getting his emotional support wide receivers. I mean, at this point, I wouldn't be bombed if the Jets did well Oh, it'd be great. Yeah for two guys who would two would be just fans would be Jets fans. Yeah. Yeah I don't the people who pick the Mets have to be like we're dip. We're like different. They're like little like that's like Brooklyn That's Brooklyn scene. Yeah, the Brooklyn Mets. That's definitely what it is Like oh no, we're we like shitty color schemes. Yeah bad team like orange orange is no one like same No one likes orange. No, you don't like orange unless you're forced to like the fucking Broncos or the Bears Bangles fans

Yeah bangles. There's no other show in town the Browns. There's no other show in town If you choose orange... Bangles fans will post like when the bangles will wear like the full orange, like the bright orange uniforms And they're like bringing out the OG orange for today, and you're like dude this shit is ugly as fuck. That makes your skin look so bad. It's like a fucking snapchat filter. Just makes any normal huge skin even if you have a good tan then you just blend in with your jersey yeah the bangles jerseys look like a jersey that I would like customize and madden like

oh six you know I'd be like I'm big into neon right now back when I had like the Reebok zigs and they were like neon green. That's like a that's like a jersey that I would design. But like a neon on neon. Yeah. Like hot pink gloves, neon the Zigs. They look good on one group of people and that's black people. Orange.

Jamar Chase really stuns in the in the orange. T Higgins stuns. T Higgins looks so handsome in the orange. Jamar Chase stuns in new battles uniforms But every like a white dude wearing orange especially like white guys from Ohio wearing orange Yeah, the fact that the Browns and the Bengals wound up with orange. Yeah, the fuck are they thinking? Yeah, did they have limited access to colors in like the 1940s or 50s whenever they're coming up with these teams? I don't know. It's so fucking dumb.

I might come on. I might make a Twitter account like a gay football Twitter account where instead of just like posting anything about the games, I just post about the uniforms and they just say like Drake may stuns in Patriots classic red uniforms. Titans dazzling in a powder blue. It would be amazing. I think people would be into it. I think people would be amazing. I think people would be into it. I think people would like that. Because I mean.

Though I don't know what I would name it because I can't name it gay football. Football for gays. Football for gays. NFL but the F stands for something different. Yeah. If you know what I mean. Fashion.

Or I was. National Fashion League. Oh. I know but I changed it. Well I was thinking. I know I'm quick on my toes brother. No Or I was. National Fashion League. Oh. I know. But I changed it. Well I was thinking. I know. I'm quick on my toes brother. No, well I was thinking. Try keep up. I was thinking the same word that uh. National Fashion League is good though. Yeah. It's not a bad idea. I think it could go crazy. Pop Warner Crave. Did the gays? No, you didn't like that one? That's a banger.

That was the joke of the episode. Pop Warner Crave. I agree. I know, I'm just trying to fucking keep up. To play on Pop Crave. Oh, I got you, bro. Yeah. It's good, Pop Warner Crave.

Yeah. Francis would have loved that. You think he would have got the Pop Crave reference? Yeah, definitely. Fuck. Text him. Call him up right now. God no, he's probably on a- He's in Hawaii. He's probably on a banana boat with rigs and Trent- I know, I know, sulking. I'm just never home anymore, you know? It really sucks. He's probably- I'm in Hawaii for two weeks with foreplay playing 30 rounds of golf a

week. Eating gourmet meals presented by Michelin chef. Fresh sushi by the sea. He's probably on a banana boat with a fucking a big piece of chocolate cake shoved in the pocket of his five inch inseam bathing suit that he's taking out and eating like a fucking softball. Him and Trent are just stuffing each other's faces with sweet treats. They're on two ends of the eclair like Lady and the Tramp. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Just noshing towards a fucking smooch. Which I respect. I don't know, Trent's in Florida now?

Really? New York loses another fucking goat? Last time I saw Trent he told me he was moving to Manhattan. Or maybe he told me he was moving to Long Island? I don't know. When I did the Frankie... Maybe Palm Island? When I did the Frankie's series

where he does with the car stool people yes I've Trent came after because he they were filming breaking 90 at right after and we had like lunch in the club house and he said that uh I think he said he was moving to Long Island would you get in the club house moving to Manhattan he was moving somewhere in New York I heard that yeah that kind of does sound familiar. He was gonna move to Long Island. I think he was gonna move closer to the course. What course? The course that they play at in Long Island. I thought they play it more than one course. I think Frankie has like a home course. Oh really? Yeah. Must be fucking nice. I know. Sounds fucking incredible.

What'd you get in the clubhouse? A nice turkey sandwich? We all got burgers. Burger is nice. And I got a diet Oh, we all got burgers burger is nice And I got a diet coke and they all got waters Suckers so dumb. They don't know what a fucking good. Yeah, tasty diet coke will do I know I hate when people get waters so it's so suckerish Yeah, like when me and Francis went to the movies and he had a water No sweets or no, maybe he got like some hair heads. So we water sweets and just a water Yeah, it's like you you get the biggest guy?

Oh, yeah No to man also like then you have all those sweets and then you drink water after and the water tastes bad And you just have to pee during the movie. Yeah, die coke doesn't make me have to know die coke go straight to the bloodstream Yeah, it yellows my pee. Yeah, it's absorbed differently die coke will dehydrate me Yeah, it literally I think does dehydrate me. I don't know that to be a fact. Absolutely does Yeah, yeah, definitely doesn't hydrate you. That's for sure. I Mean, it's caffeine caffeine dehydrates you right does it I think I don't know you're smarter man than I I think I know Come on coffee definitely dehydrates you I don't think maybe I don't know cuz like energy drinks probably have like electrolytes in them and shit

Yeah coffee some bullshit. I still love it though. Still love it. I don't know what I'm gonna do this winter. I've been on a multi-year iced coffee through the winter kick, but the hot coffee's calling my name a little bit. Well, that's because it's the fall. It's just something to warm me up.

I feel like the fall is kind of like you're embracing the fall. It's just something to warm me up. I feel like the fall is kind of like you're embracing the winter. You're like sweatshirts, jackets, wool socks. Watching football, cider. Football, leaves are falling. And then the winter, you start to deny the winter. You're like, I'm wearing shorts today. It's 30 degrees outside.

But I'm showing winter that it doesn't have a control over me. Yeah, you don't fucking own me, winter. It's negative 10 degrees out and you're walking around with an iced coffee in your hand. I'm not even that he doesn't have a control over me. Yeah, you don't fucking own me winter. It's negative 10 degrees out and you're walking around with an iced coffee in your hand. I'm not even cold. Yeah. Sunglasses on. Yeah, I just don't really get cold. I don't know why I've always been that way. It was fucking 44 this morning. Dude, it was freezing on the bike in.

That sucks, Cocks. I started to get the wind headache again. I started with the doctor. I started with some earplugs. Yeah, you gotta get some. Yeah. You gotta get some like eye plugs. Yeah. Because that's where it's getting in through the started earplugs. Yeah, you gotta get some yeah, you gotta get some like eye plugs Yeah, because that's where it's getting in through the cracks in the eyes

You need some caulk along the side of the eye just to seal it Just a little bit of asbestos around your eyes just so they don't get dry. I think you're right I gotta paste up the eyes Seal them. Yeah, it's some gorilla glue on them. Dude. Did you see that mouth taping clip that I sent you guys? I Don't think so watch it right now Where'd you send it to us? By the son of a boy dad group chat It's gonna be one of the last ones you see right before the big X the plug post oh here we go

It's jarring. You're not even going to know what you're seeing. Jarring. Jarring. Describe what you saw to the listeners at home. He has the piece of, it's not mouth tape, it's some sort of like, it's like box packing tape. But he has it over his mouth and then the girl rips it off to wake him up and then the sticky layer stays on and it just forms a massive bubble around his mouth like a balloon. It's crazy.

His whole mouth fucking inflates. It looks like he's gonna fucking die. That's insane. Someone's gonna perish out here and it's fucking terrifying. Yeah, someone's gonna die. Especially if they keep on doing it this way. And I'm tired of hearing that like Zlatan Ibrahimovic does it. I'm not Zlatan.

No, no. I'm trying to breathe more when I'm asleep. I'm trying to breathe as much as I possibly can. Especially with CPAPs and shit like that. Yeah. Is your dad on a CPAP? No. He will be.

Definitely. Big time. He should be. Snores like you could not imagine. Really? Dude. Garage doors going up and down in the neighborhood. It's insane. My mom has to sleep on the couch like regularly. Really? Yeah. That's not right. Like when my mom decides that she actually needs to sleep that night she'll sleep on the couch. It's gotta be tough. Because it's just, I mean, dude, just my entire childhood, My room has always been next to my parents' room and every single night I would wake up and just hear, Peter, rollover.

Then you go, what? And then 30 seconds later he'd be back to snoring. You could hear it through the wall? Oh, all the time. Did you have thin walls? I think it was just weird, like it was when I was young like I've been at the doors open You don't close the door. Yeah. Well, so like my parents would take the doors off of our rooms No, they didn't know They're like you're gonna listen to this lovemaking

We're gonna fuck for the whole house to hear I always loved that in movies though where the kids are getting trouble and they come home and they wouldn't have a door on their I always loved that in movies though where the kids get in trouble and they come home and they wouldn't have a door on their room It's honestly a pretty effective punishment. I'd be so pissed. It's probably a pedophiles dream to nothing to slam. I Love a good store slam. You're just closing books really loud So it doesn't have the same kind of just makes a poof sound Being able to slam things is pretty cathartic. Yeah. And it's a step away from punching the wall. Yeah.

Like hitting the wall. That's going to be self-harm. Yeah. I haven't had a good slam in a while. I used to slam a lot when I was growing up. Really? A lot of door slams. And then I would just start throwing clothes around in my room.

Smashing them against the walls. Sometimes you like throw clothes and they like they like kind of stick weird like it doesn't like shoot in the right direction like the gene leg will like whip around you kind of. But also my room was so messy growing up that like I would throw clothes and then I just wouldn't pick them up I'd just leave them there. You'd just fix it? It would just they would still look messy. Did you get in trouble to uh have to like clean your room? Was your room not clean enough? I

Don't know if I ever got I don't know if I was ever a punishment was like go clean your room It was just always messy like I've just been a messy person my whole life at what age did you get a TV in your room? Not until I got a TV in my room in maybe when I was 17 because my sister, my little sister got a TV like that. I never even wanted a TV in my room. Like I never even like thought of the idea of having a TV in my room. So like my little sister got a TV in her room and then she like didn't want it and you're like wait You can do that. It was something I we shared a room for a while That's why I had bunk beds, right?

Me and my little sister shared a room for a while and then because they were like redoing her room So then I think when the ceiling got sticky Yeah She moved out of my room and then she was like you can just have the TV and I think I just kept it. That's sick. But I'm trying to think of like where I played video games. Oh I had a monitor. I definitely had a monitor. But that was because my parents had an old computer and I found out that if I got this certain cable that I could play, I could play video games on the monitor. I was never allowed to have a TV in my room

and it fucking sucked. Yeah. And like I that was also because when you were younger, like TVs were still expensive and very heavy. Yeah. Yeah. Like the whole family would have to be at home to bring it up to your. Yeah, we couldn't get it upstairs. You'd have to get like a pulley system and push it in through the window. Yeah. The box like a fat guy getting cut out of his house. Yeah. Like you'd have to... But it made me when I like could finally have one in my room I like destroyed my suite for years

of just like leaving the TV on all night. Oh really? Just trying to get revenge of like my young self not being able to watch of like just turn on fucking sports cameras and shit. That's funny because I never watched TV in my room ever ever I never even really watched movies in my room I would just I would only use it for video games like do you think that it's worth it for to do it for your kids just so they're like used to it or do you think that it's so damaging to have like screen time for a kid that you just shouldn't even fucking ever have that I don't know the only time I've ever really had a TV in my room that I've used Was when I lived in Hell's Kitchen or when I lived in West Village our last apartment

Yeah, and that was the only time like ever I've I've always just been like laptop or phone in my room phones crazy Not really. I mean, I was watching Always Sunny in bed on my phone last night. I watch stuff on phone too. Once it's late enough that no one's texting you and you don't have anything to do on your phone, phone's perfect for in bed. It's just a little tiny though. Yeah, but you just like lay it against you, just lay it on your chest, put like a pillow on your stomach, lean it up against it. But

then you also risk smoking yourself in the face with it. Yeah, that is true. Well, I mean how close are you putting it to your face? How far are you putting it from your face? Well, if it's like that, it's not gonna fall onto your face. It's gonna fall onto your chest. You underestimate that my mountainous titty. I could underestimate that my mountainous titty's... I could thrust this onto my head from a fucking bird's eye view. It's like a fucking goat falling off of a cliff. If your phone is on your chest, it shouldn't be high up enough that it could fall and hit your face.

If it tumbles, bro... Unless you have like double D's. Crazy things happen with the phone and the fucking face and yeah at nighttime holding the phone up and fucking Holding the phone up and hitting your face is brutal Kate remember remember KB used to only have a phone He wouldn't even have a laptop. Yeah, that was insane. He would just watch TV on his phone Like he'd watch like a full NFL games on his phone No wife. Yeah, you didn't have Wi-Fi either. Yeah, just LTE Is he is he messy?

I went to his house. I went to his apartment once to take care of his cat and it was pretty clean. Really? Yeah. That's an enigma right there. He seems like a guy who would be messy. If you don't have the get up and go to go get yourself a TV or a laptop, you think that you'd just be lazy enough that clothes are on the floor. that's true but I also could see him just being I do with like very little shit in his apartment yeah just hating yeah material possessions I remember he talked about the beanbag and then I went to his apartment and most of the apartment was beanbag like it was like the biggest beanbag I've ever seen and it was taking up almost the entire apartment

I wonder what it does for him just sensory bean bags nice I mean they are nice you could pull it off like cuz it bean bag would look like shit in my apartment But man, I would kill for a bean bag like a yogi bow. There's a huge one right there. Yeah, that's a yogi bow, right? I think so is that what they're called? That's a monster that when people used to get in them. You ever seen people did that? You could fully get inside of the yogi bow. I could see someone getting into that. Yeah. It looks like a fucking hippopotamus is back.

Yeah. That's fucking huge. We should get some yogi bows. Because we already have one. We have one. We should get another one so we can pod from the yogi bow. But is, like, can you even engage the core from the yogi bow? I don't think so. Like, how do you even get up out of a yogi bow? Or how can you even watch like-

I think you just have to throw yourself to the ground. With the roll over. Yeah. It's like a quadriplegic trying to stand up. Yeah. Which you never realize how hard that shit is. No, I know, I always assumed it would probably be pretty hard for a quadriplegic.

No, I always thought it would be easy. For someone who's completely paralyzed. Yeah. I always assumed that it was probably pretty hard for them to stand up. I just thought they used their erect penis as a tripod and just kind of mechanically lifted themselves up like a kickstand of a bicycle. But I guess it's hard.

I guess their life is harder than I thought. Yeah, definitely. I'll watch like an Instagram reel of like a hot girl dating a wheelchair guy and just kind of get excited about how in love they are, how naturally in love they are. Yeah, that's always like a big thing, like on like Kill Tony. Like some dude who has no limbs and then he's dating like a supermodel.

They're like, bring up his girlfriend. So the hottest girl of all time. I wonder why Like I don't doubt that people can be attracted from wheelchairs, but I wonder why the hottest girls in the world are Always with somebody who's a kill tony comic Well, I think that's the trend that it's I think that's where it's heading People are moving away from athletes and they're moving to kill tony comics

Like alex cooper madison beer. Yeah People are moving away from athletes and they're moving to Kill Tony comics. Like Alex Cooper. Madison Beer. Yeah. Alex Cooper's gonna burn all of her Dodgers jerseys and pick up some Kill Tony merch. Yeah, wait until Taylor Swift hears about Hans Cameron. All the Kill Tony fans are like, they keep cutting to Taylor Swift. This fucking bitch. Get this bitch off the screen. Put the fucking, show us this 35 year old that looks like he's 12.

Adam Ray is doing Biden. I don't wanna see fucking Taylor Swift. Show Redbar, Redbed. Wrong red. Wrong red, common misconception. Common misconception, wrong red. People are always mixing up the reds Wrong red. Common misconception. Common misconception. Wrong red. They were always mixing up the reds.

Yeah. Red. The red. Two reds. Yeah, that's crazy. Crazy that the two. Small worlds. Small worlds.

The comedy world is fucking. 250 bro. And they're saying, I actually heard an update recently that it might be down to a hundred. I heard that they're making cuts. Yeah. Well Once Kamala goes on Rogan. Yeah, there's a lot a lot of people once Kamala goes on Rogan. It's 249 You think he'll remove himself Yeah, I mean it's up to him like a house and falls in his court like a hockey guy just be like hey You gotta cut me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna throw the jersey down on Rogan's desk.

All the 250 just walk into his office. Yeah. Retire the 250. Yeah. It's gonna be a whole new brand of comedy. People are saying that they're like, I saw people are like, well, if Trump's doing Rogan, Trump's doing Rogan, he's probably going to do kill Tony too. It's like, probably not. Right. It's not the same thing at all. I mean, maybe he will. It's not the same thing. I don't think it's the same thing at all. That's like, yeah, Trump's doing Rogan.

He'll probably do dancing with the stars. They'll probably learn to tag. Property brothers films in Austin that week. He's probably gonna hop on and chop it up with the brothers. Probably do Real Housewives of Dubai. I don't see him doing Kill Tony and even if he did I don't know what they would, what that would be like. I feel like it would be very underwhelming. I feel like they think that Rogan's going to be up there being like, you fucking idiots. That's a terrible minute. Like, that's not.

Or you think he'll just get the big angry bear and just do his one minute. That would be pretty sick. If they gave him a minute to change the world. They used to have smart cars. Now we can't even get a smart president. It would be pretty funny if he went up and just did a minute of someone else's material and like murdered and then just like no one would ever call him on it. If he did Dangerfield? Yeah, he just did a minute of Dangerfield.

Yeah, that would be, I mean it'd be sick. It would be pretty sick. I would respect it. He'd probably just talk about Kamala. Roast her ass. And then Taylor and Will would just giggle. I know. They were giggling.

I didn't listen to that, did you? Some of it. How was it? It was good. Yeah? I didn't listen to the entire thing, but it seemed like the gist of it was good. Do you hate America? Huh? Do you hate America? I was busy listening to him on all the other shows he's been on. Schultz included. It has been tough trying to keep up. Well he's going on every show. He's going on all my favorite shows.

And so is she. She's going on all my favorite shows. I'm just trying to stay politically informed. Too many pods. Last podcast on the left. And it's made like a red zone for Trump podcast appearances. He's talking about the weave in this one. He's talking about crazy Kamala in this one. Yeah. Trump's leaving his rally in Pennsylvania and he's going straight to the bus where he's going to talk politics with two former linebackers. He's leaving the bus and he's about to go on neon stream. Do you think there's anyone that watched busting with the boys, which I love those guys, but

it's like, it is like it's two linebackers talking to the former president. One of them was an offensive tackle bro. Put respect on his name. Yeah, exactly. But don't you think like, do you think there's anyone that like that swayed their vote? I think it's more not swaying from one side. They were like, well the boys are riding with Trump. I'm riding with Trump I think that there's some of that of just I think it's more about getting people from the base out to vote Yeah, you know what I mean? Like just encouraging someone to vote rather than Flipping someone from one side to another because people don't want to vote. than flipping someone from one side to another. Because people don't want to vote.

Yeah. Yeah. This fucking country, man. Shit sandwich and a turd burger or whatever. Yeah, I know you're going to be out. Well, I saw Trump on Jack Dougherty's stream. And I was like, that fucking changed it for me. Yeah, Trump and Jack Dougherty and the McLaren buzzing around.

Playing one-on-one at his private court. They were playing basketball. Trump was just posting them up in a McLaren, buzzing around. Playing one-on-one at his private court. They were playing basketball. Trump was just posting them up in a full suit, sweating his spray tan off. I actually heard Trump just gave Aiden Ross 50 gifted subs. I heard he came with $200,000 for Aiden. In a briefcase.

Holy fuck, dude. That's like something that you would see on pop grave. Yeah Donald Trump just gifted Aiden Ross two hundred thousand subs And people are like yo use the go for that. Kamala would never. Kamala could never If Trump doesn't win he could always fall back on like Twitch streamer. If Trump doesn't win like What is he what is he doing in December? He'll be like on a he'll be on a he'll be doing a stop-a-thon with fucking FouseyTube. I'm trying to institutionalize my boy Fousey. He'll be doing pedophile hunting videos.

institutionalize my boy Fousey. He'll be doing pedophile hunting videos. Sure, I'm pedophile. That should be a part of the media run, dude. It should be like, all right, you got Rogan Thursday, you're pedophile hunting with Fousey on Friday, and then you're doing Kill Tony on Saturday. And then you're doing Kill Tony at an arena on Saturday. Just answer some questions or we'll call the cops. Just like a video of Trump just cleanly knocking out a pedophile at Walmart. Chasing someone through a Walmart. Stop. Pedophile. Tim Waltz, bro. What about him?

Pedophile. He is? That's what people are saying. For real? We already talked about that last episode. I think we did. We have to hit our sponsor segment talking about pedophiles of the week. So what did we say about him?

I think we did talk about it. He's a pedophile? I know he's like a liar. They're saying that he was a, that he was a that he said he was a football coach And then he wasn't actually the football coach and then he said he was at the Edmund Square And he wasn't at the Edmund Square, and then he said he served overseas and he wasn't it over see I think he was bringing gay kids to like concerts. Remember we didn't we talk I swear we talked about it, bro That's called fucking phys ed at Penn State

That was normal for us, bro Damn, dude, it's your third can. Slow down. It's my second, bro. Slow down on the cans, please. Fuller, easy on the cans. I pissed myself on this couch. How far do you think we are from getting these at a bar?

What do you mean? Like you go to a bar and you're like, can I just get a can? They have, they sell those? I get cans at my grocery store. No, but I mean like going to a bar and they have an I have it can behind the behind the club I've been to bars that have CBD drinks and so if like this is CBD and THC so it's like combination Yeah, but I'm talking about THC because CBD doesn't do anything like what if I go to a bar? I want to get a Heineken that has 10 milligrams of weed inside of it the Heineken with it

40 mg That sounds amazing. Yeah, the high test. Heine. Yeah. Oh, I think we're very close. I Feel like there's probably so much shit that they got to figure out before they can do that because then you got to get like your weed license bro from Southern or bro from a summerhouse open a Sober bar in New house opened a sober bar in New York. Really? A sober bar.

It sounds awful. It sounds so miserable. Not even the idea. Just going to a bar with a bunch of people who remember everything. Like go, I go to, I've been to bars sober and I'm the sober one. Like it's nice to go to a bar when you're the sober one because then it's kind of you can just like not

Do anything it's like a cheat code. No one's paying attention to you. You have like a step up on everybody Yeah, like oh, that's a mark against you. That's exactly you take that picture blackmail. You're fucked Yeah, exactly voice recording. Do you say yeah dirty racist thing? time? You just beat up those commanders fans for no reason. How I'm gonna ruin your life. How about that dude? Dude, they are not holding up against that guy. They're ruining that guy's life. I saw that video and I'm a guy who watch, I watch a fight compilation on World Star Hip Hop.

I don't mind a little bit of a kerfuffle or a scuffle. That was pissing me off. Really? I'll be honest dude, I saw that video, didn't think anything of it, just kept scrolling. What? And then like I saw it again and people were like, he's lost his job now. And then I saw it again and they were like, they're taking his kids away from him. They said they're trying him for murder. He's going to be on trial for attempted murder. You didn't think anything of that video I saw I mean dude I've how many videos have you seen people getting in fights outside of stadiums not getting in a fight That's what is it not getting in a fight

If that other is that just the context of the video looks like he's just jumping to random guy is he's just being like I'm gonna knock out anybody who's in the other Jersey that I see that's not being like are we sure about that though? it's he Verbatim said that he said that in the video. Yes, he said I'm knocking out the first person I see But basically what does he say? Cuz I the only thing I'm only seen the video like once and in the video it looks like There was two commanders fans in front of him. We didn't see the start of the video All we saw was him running towards them and punching them He was saying I don't lose and just basically pointed out two dudes that he loves do you lie?

He's lost his job. He lost his job. He lost his wife, but he doesn't lose in a he lost his freedom I'm look I'm not pro the rail obviously pro this To be like I'm against the guy assaulting people against their will on the street I'm not and you're like DC sniper had some points. I'm not pro the Ravens, dude I'm just saying I like to see the full story the Columbine shooters actually were I like to hear the full story before we jump to conclusions Well look at the full story I'm pretty sure that this is like the most evil man in America. Did you see Lamar Jackson liked the video what?

Mar Jackson liked the video on Instagram. No, we did. Yeah. No, we did. Yeah, really people are pissing him They were like this has a lot about Lamar and then I went and removed my like from the video I was like wait till they see that I liked it too. I saved that shit Sharing it around to everybody Fucking hilarious you did some Jack Mack commentary Bad day to be a commander This hero Ravens taking out the trash I don't know do I have a hard time judging this shit because it's like

People are always you know Like they're always like men aren't men anymore and then men start going to do men shit and all of a sudden you're losing your job and your family All that men shit I don't know. I really don't have any opinions on the video. I'm just busting balls. Yeah It was a pretty fucked up video. Yeah, it was pretty it was insanely violent It looked insanely violent. It looked so violent. It looked so violent.

Like to the point that I'm surprised none of his friends were like, dude, what are you doing? They look like henchmen, like dying in a movie. Yes, yes. It was like so, they were like so easily dying. Dude, it looks like some shit that I would actually, like that's something that you do in GTA. Like we were talking about GTA,

that's something that you do in GTA, you just walk up and punch people in the face for no reason. Yeah. Which is fine if Rockstar Games does it. Yeah, not real life though. You leave that... but also it's like then you see all those fights in the stadiums. That should be a new skin in GTA. Yeah, the Ravens dude. That's actually a great idea. That would be fucking sick. Yeah, there's a white dude with a Ravens jersey on.

That's more in line with the GTA character, but it's like a fantasy. It's like white dude with a Ravens Jersey on that's more of like that's more in line with the GTA character But it's like a fantasy. It's like a break room. Yeah, yeah is like you get it out of your system Yeah, cathartic not like actually punching Grown men who are much smaller than you who don't want to fight you Yeah if it's mutual combat it like even just one word of them being like If you're like if it was like one of those like snipes videos, you know who I'm talking about that dude Snipes that just goes to like just like you know I'm talking about the the kid with the blonde hair that wears

big sunglasses that'll go to like a Texas game and like troll Oklahoma fans basically and be like your team fucking sucks big guy like if there was just a little bit of back and forth shit talk. I think I know. Is that the dude who did the one where he was like... It was like the Steelers fans and he was like the Steelers fucking suck. And then one of his friends says, one of the dudes sits in the back and then he goes hit the gym. And the other dude turns around and he goes, That's not fucking cool, dude. Like they got like super pissed about that. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that guy. That's all he does. Yeah, but if there was just like a little bit of back and forth-forth shit talking like okay I'm fine with the mutual combat fight each other

I'll love the video but when you fight when you just pick somebody out That's smaller than you that doesn't even have like didn't even say fuck you or the team sucks And they're like trying to run away and you're like taunting them down It literally looks like when you play minecraft and you hit like a sheep and then they run away And then you have to chase them and kill them yes It looked like chasing a sheep in Minecraft. Yes. If you've played Minecraft, you'd get that it actually does look exactly like that. I agree with you. I know exactly what you're talking about.

Because they jump when you hit them and then they sprint away. But that's what it was. It was like they were like the commander's fans were like scrambling, trying to escape the fists flying in their direction. Yeah. On the way to shop. EW, MOVES! He probably thought he was on top of the world when that happened. The the fists flying in their direction. Yeah He probably thought he was on top of the world when that happened and now the whole team's fucking yeah, but he probably He probably went home and like barely remembered. Oh, yeah, probably the next morning. He was like, dude I got some fights us and I definitely went in the Super Bowl

Derek Henry King Henry yeah as he's like putting on his like button-up shirt to go to work he's probably doing like outfit of the day like day my life is a normal nine to five employees he's in the middle of making the video where he slides his laptop into the bag and then he starts getting a shit why is HR calling me? Just another notification? Yeah. Shit this video is going viral. This fan is kind of a dickhead. Wait, that's me? What if that was the day in the life guy the other way around, the guy who just slides his shit in and that's how he lets off steam. That guy has to have a fucking meat locker full of bodies.

I love that guy's videos. He's amazing. Yeah. But he's make so much on the videos that he can't quit his nine to five. Yeah. He's tethered to a life. That is true, he is locked in on the nine to five.

He has been kind of pivot away from it though. You can't though. You can't. I heard his videos have like 30 million views. Yeah, and now he's trying to co-host on talk to I know talk to it with nine to five that's just his name nine to five five talk to that my fee I think my favorite NFL like fan not even a fight but the the video of the cat the Cowboys stadium where the girls throwing up and then the dude goes by and hits the gritty and then the little kid appears out of nowhere

and he's hitting it too. All the girls just throwing up on the floor. You've never seen that video? It popped up on the timeline again recently and I just watched the first guy gritty. I don't watch the kid pop up. I got it. I got it ready. It's the funniest video ever. When the little kid comes in and the girl's puking and he's hitting the gritty on her.

It's fucking classic. It's so good. I love to, my favorite fan base is to see fight. Obviously Raiders, obviously Chargers. I think like I like to watch Arizona Cardinals fans fight Like any anybody in the West Coast those fans fight differently Well, the funniest thing is that it's just the first guy that gritties on her because there's a girl in a Cowboys jersey The first guy that gritties on her is a is a cow is a guy with a lion's And then the kids wearing a Cowboys Jersey jersey but he just hops in for no reason. There's the guy. And then here comes the kid. You just see someone gritty and immediately starts the gritty as well imagine being the girl throwing up and you look up and people are just gritty

There's nothing better than a white dude hitting the gritty it's so fun there's so bad at it, but it looks so good It's it's unfair that the gritty has slipped away. Well Mac Jones I mean a lot of people forget that Mac Jones was the king of the gritty or Mac Jones led the gritty for white boys. Who is it? Wasn't there like a tight end that did like a funny gritty? Oh Go Sikki the go Sikki gritty. I don't know if I've seen that. Oh Yeah, I gotta find it if we're sharing I gotta find this go Sikki gritty a lot of people I mean dude, I feel bad that Mack Jones should have gone to the box if you got Mack Jones and Baker Mayfield partnered up together QB one and QB two that's like an unstoppable force of

white boy swag just two dudes who you know just have a flawless gritty I mean Mack Jones is up there Mack Jones is the swaggiest white boy in the NFL outside of Baker Mayfield What about Drew Locke? Did you ever see Drew Locke? to you on GZ Drew Locke when he got when he got put in for the Seahawks game last year Here goes the gritty So what do you mean? That's a flawless gritty? Is that a white boy?

That was flawless. That is enough. They got a little it got a little shaky at the end, but the beginning. Maybe this isn't the original. Maybe this is. If you've got the if you got the bend in your knees while you're hitting the gritty, that's like perfection. If you could bend the knee. If you can bend the knee? If you can bend the knees, like if you can go like half squat while gritting. That is elite.

Yeah, that's the, that's like the, that's the highest form of the gritty. But all these like dudes from LSU seeing white boys starting to hit the gritty, that's gotta be like being from an HBCU and then seeing Ole Miss swag surf. Yeah. I feel like we gotta come up with something. Yeah, yeah. We can't keep on fucking swag surfing. God, I wish I was in the NFL so bad. It would be so fun.

It would be so fun. To come up with a new dance. Yeah. Or to just know what the next new dance is, not even come up with it. Yeah. You see the Bears are trying to go like full dolphins. What are they trying to do? They're like planning out their celebrations.

But they're doing like, they did like a tea party in the end zone. I know. They're not even gonna make the playoffs. You don't think? Actually I don't know. Caleb Williams looks really good. The four teams they have beat each only have one win. Yeah. Four wins between them. Yeah. Four teams they beat. But if you want to crown them. The Cowboys. Reminds me of the Cowboys. Reminds me of the Cowboys reminds me the Cowboys in 23 Couldn't beat it or the Dolphins Remember the Dolphins last year. They couldn't beat a team over 500 fucking bombs frauds fucking losers fraud organization poverty poverty, french poverty and look at them now

Bottom of the barrel poverty you said their poverty franchise to the point that it's not even like fun to make fun of them anymore Do you have tyree killing your fantasy league? Yeah, he's on the bench. Yeah. He's been on the bench. You want to- Because I just don't know like if there's a possibility that Tua comes back. I think Tua is like going to come back as an insurance salesman. Yeah.

He's going to come back as a ghost. Yeah. But he's been on the sidelines. Yeah. Probably because- They're probably going gonna have him coach. Yeah. If you want, you could throw him into the Travis Kelce trade for Drake May and pick

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That's a bad gritty. The one that you showed me was way better than that. That was after he fixed it. Yeah. That one was really bad. That's so fucking funny. really bad. So fucking funny. Well, my receivers were sick when I had Rishi Rice and Nico Collins. It's crazy that they've still got Baker Mayfield

only projected to have 17 points. Let's look at Baker Mayfield stats. His last point, 28, 23, 28. Oh, he only had nine points against Denver. I'm telling you, bro. 1929. you need Drizzy London. He had one two He said three games with over 25 points You need fucking I mean Drake mays probably have more than that how many points Drake may have last week 19

21 bro, that's pretty solid. It's really solid But looking at a lot of goose eggs outside of that. What do you mean? He hasn't played before Dude, the problem is the Jags game So winnable I know but they're gonna lose they're not gonna lose. They'll find a way to lose Romandres questionable Romandres done dude. He's questionable. He's not done. But he's been he hasn't played the last like Maybe didn't maybe it was just last week he didn't play. Just last week, cause the week before.

James Cook really fucked me, I mean I still won, still got that dub, back to 500, but but James Cook, dude, they said he was gonna play, and then I was like doing research and they said that he said he was gonna play, and then he didn't play. Yeah, separation season for the league, we have too many guys that are 3-3. It kinda pisses me off when people don't play. Yeah, separation season for the league. We have too many guys that are 3-3. It kind of pisses me off when people don't play. We have seven teams that are 3-3 in the league. It pisses me off when people don't fix their roster.

Yeah, when they don't set their lineup. Yeah, like Francis. It's like, dude, you were on a plane for 11 hours. You didn't have time to move one dude who had a bye. Oh, he's got Dak Prescott starting this week with a buy Don't fall out of love with the game Francis. No, it's it's annoying cuz it's like now you're wasting my time or at least At least trade us some of your fucking stuff. I know it's like fucking Smitty last year Dude had it like he had like every single player in the league and they were all on his bench

Can we just say as a podcast that we stand with Smitty? I stand with Smitty Luke dude Luke like Fix your fucking roster, dude Bench can we just say as a podcast that we stand with Smitty I stand with Smitty MOOC dude MOOC like Fix your fucking roster dude. You should kick him kick his ass out of the league Well, I'm not opening for me again if he doesn't start to start fixing his roster I was about to say you got to find his ass. Yeah, but you can't do worse He's not he's not going to Minnesota if he doesn't want if he doesn't start fixing his roster What's worse than a bus ride to Minnesota? Yeah walk. He got a going to Minnesota if he doesn't want if he doesn't start fixing his roster What's worse than a bus ride to Minnesota? Yeah walk. You gotta walk to Minnesota bike I'm gonna make him city bike to Minnesota from New York

You're gonna fly him out here make him city bike out. Did you see two bros started this past week? They're trying to skateboard across the United States. They've been doing that brother. That's been going on for like a month really. Yeah Maybe I just it just popped up on my algo. Yeah. How far are they? Not far. It's so hard to skateboard. They're probably barely outside of LA.

Probably in like Sacramento. Yeah, they probably just are like at the bottom of the hill. Skateboarding is such a slow mode of transportation. Is it the slowest? Yeah. Anything, like walking might be faster. Yeah. Walking is probably faster. It's probably faster. And less tiring. Yeah. And you're unless you're pushing Mongo dude, your left leg is probably screaming. Well, you would probably have to

switch back and forth. You have to push Mongo then push Goofy. You ever push Mongo? Of course. You know who pushes Mongo? Fucking Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold pushes Mongo? Yeah. That's why he's the goat. Yeah, he is. Dude, Sam Darnold's so good. Two weeks ago you said he sucks on this show. I said no, I didn't say two weeks ago. I said in the beginning of the season. No. I said it, I think I just said it in preseason. Well, I said I feel bad for the Vikings that they lost to her cousins now they have to do Sam Darnold. No, you said it. And don't, don't act like I wasn't the only one that was saying it. You said it recently. You said it Sam Darnow. No, you said it. And don't act like I wasn't the only one that was saying it. You said it. You said it after the season started.

No one was gonna predict that the Vikings were gonna be undefeated right now. No one predicted that. No, bro. Unless you were a Vikings fan and you threw, you did like a $5 future for like the. No, bro. And you only put $5 on it because you're like,

there's no way they're gonna go undefeated. Sam Darnow was always a goat. Ever since I found out that he pushed Goofy. It's not pushing Goofy bro. It's pushing Mongo. He pushes both bro. What's pushing Goofy? Goofy foot? I've never heard of Goofy foot. What? Yeah. Bro. In 2017 we did a, we did a video at USC where we ran out of the tunnel early. Yeah. No, we didn't run out of the tunnel early, but we talked to Darnold and he said he pushes

Goofy. Is he a skater? Yes. He was on the USC campus and there was like a rumor going around that he pushed Goofy. What is pushing Goofy? Goofy foot. Is that a real thing? Yes, bro.

I don't even think you know what pushing Mongo is, dude. Of course I do, bro. It's your opposite foot. No. It's the front when you're at the front of the board you keep your you keep your usually usually pushing standard is you'd have your foot at the front of the board and Then you put your your your right foot or whatever foot's your off foot you're you're pushing with and then you just put it on the back Pushing Mongo is when you have your your your foot that's on the board, it's on the back. And then when you jump, you put it on the front.

So that's exactly what I just said. I don't know. Pushing goofy, riding regular. Yeah, bro, it's a thing. What is it? If you know, bro. I don't think pushing goofy is a thing. Or else I would have known about it. I just don't think that you're as in tune with skater culture. But there was a rumor that he pushed goofy. Pushing goofy is not a thing.

When a rider's right foot is positioned at the front of the board while their left foot is used for pushing. So it's pushing Mongo. No, Goofy is different than Mongo. It's Goofy versus regular. Eventually I met... You met Darnold. And he said that he doesn't push Goofy, he pushes Mongo. Really? Yes, but there was like he was like being disparaged on the USC campus by the skater bros being like, I heard he pushes goofy. It's a bad look.

It's not though. Pushing Mongo is like the ultimate swag though. But if he's QB1, you could do whatever and make it the ultimate swag. QB1 on a college campus? That is true. And you're pushing anything? You're a goat.

You're skating in one of those hemp sweatshirts that you buy on the boardwalk? It's like Gardner Minshew. If he's Minshew? Little Ass Boy. Minshew's the man. But he's more of a pickup truck type of guy. Have you ever seen that video of Max Crosby keeps calling him a little ass boy? Yeah. And then he goes, well, not in, like, maybe out here, but not out anywhere else.

keeps calling him a little ass boy. Yeah. And then he goes, well, not like in like maybe out here, but not like out anywhere else. Dude, I feel bad for the Raiders that they have Minshew, then they benched him and then they traded Devante. They're terrible. But if you just kept Minshew in, you win like seven games. Yeah, but I think they might be trying to tank.

For Shador? Yeah. I respect it. I think they need Shador and they need Travis Hunter. They can't get both. They're gonna get both. If they trade Max Scroggsby for like a first, then they could get both. Yeah. But you can't have both. But Max Scroggsby doesn't want to leave the Raiders. I know, but you're gonna have to trade him. He's got that shit tatted on him, bro. You see that video? RNFL. I got this shit tatted on me.

But what does RNFL mean? I don't know. What do you think it means? Real what for life? Oh, is that what he has tatted on him? That was the hashtag he used. Raider Nation for life. No, bro.

No. That's definitely, that's got two meanings for sure. Real naysayer for life. Yeah Who's who had a clothing brand that last year they were like Let a naysayer know That was the Alabama. Yeah, they were like let a naysayer know this that was their thing. Yeah, that's crazy Well, that's not what it really was. Yeah, that's what what they told the, like, Reese Davis or whoever it was. Yeah. That's what they told the media.

Fucking lying news media. I know. Pigs. Have you heard them talk recently? No. The media? No. So that you never saw, they weren't opening their mouths?

No. Because if they were, it was a lie. Classic. Got your ass. Classic. I gotta pull that one out in real life at some point. I know I just tried to pull it on you and you couldn't. You didn't even set me up. I didn't set you up properly. That's on me. Yeah. That's on me. Just being active listener bro that's all I ask. I'm active. I'm active bro. Alright well it's

just a simple call back bro. Very straightforward shit. You're off the cans dude. You've enhanced to a higher level than me. I can't keep up. I'm saying join me. I can't keep shit. You're off the cans, dude. You've enhanced to a higher level than me. I can't keep up. I'm saying join me. I can't keep up. You finished your coffee, now join me. Just feels like a bad idea for me right now. You don't have shit else to do for the rest of the day.

Well, I gotta hop in the realm at some point. And imagine what you do in the realm. Imagine the building that you could do once you actually are in a different level. I gotta be sober when I'm in the realm. It's not about sobriety, bro. It's about elevation. Everyone has to take a breathalyzer before they enter the realm It's like when you have too many DUIs a field sobriety. Yeah, you gotta blow into your keyboard. Yeah. Yeah Just to get access into the realm because I don't want anyone like getting a little out of hand

Maybe blowing up my house something like that I'll be infuriated great session last night are all four of you on every time No, but last night We had all four on who was the leader me yeah, yeah any new songs no new songs, but a lot of new iron Yeah, you're building that you got a nice little we're mining and I found I mean I got 64 iron now Which I don't know if you're wherever that's a full stack. Yeah, that's pretty fuck 64 is a full stack in Minecraft Well, it's eight times eight. Yeah So I don't even know what the pilot what I'm gonna do with iron at this point build a house with it iron house

Our dome honestly, yeah Shout out to the Israel brothers. Shout out to the Israel brothers Damn you got to make some more songs though. Did the boys hear your clip about the songs? You know what I've noticed going back on this Israel thing? I've noticed that there's people that are super pro-Palestine, but then if someone else is super pro-Palestine and they don't like that person, they're like, well no, that guy just hates Jewish people. Have you seen that?

That's a big thing. Like if a celebrity, like I saw, what was it, maybe it was Keemstar or something tweeted about being super pro-Palestine and everyone's like, you just hate Jewish people. And it's like, what? It's like, why is he not allowed to be pro-Palestine but you guys are? Like they're like gatekeeping pro-Palestine. That's definitely a thing. Yeah. It's like, well, no, he's only pro-Palestine for a different reason.

And it's like, well, what do you have backing up that? Yeah, like why don't you just take him as somebody on your side? Yeah, it's just your assumption people just want to differentiate themselves Yeah, it's almost like more about how people self-identify than actually being down for the cause Which is fucked it's fucked which is not right. Yeah There's some food for thought which is why I want to see Destiny debate them. Which is why I want to see Destiny debate them. Exactly, yeah. She Destiny's latest debate.

Oh my god, bro, you're gonna fucking love it. I actually don't know who Destiny is. He's the bro that's always debating bros. He's like a Ben Shapiro for the far right. He's like a Ben Shapiro for the far right. Or far left. Who was the dude that was doing that before the change my mind guy Charlie Kirk no Steve Steven Crowder yes yeah then he was very

nasty to his wife into his wife and we're like on ring cameras it was more that he was whiny yeah a little bitch yeah why I don't want you to go! Crowder. Crowder, you can't film yourself being a little bitch. The downfall of Crowder needs to be studied. They said that he had gender affirming care as well because he had like his chest plate broken or something like that. So he had like a bird chest or a...

Damn. Gave him a bigger chest or something like that. Breaking your chest plates got to be painful. Just to have a bigger nicer chest. I think my plate broke. Remember when I went to the Minute Clinic because I thought my lung collapsed? And then I went in and I was like, I think my lung might have collapsed. And they were like, yeah, I don't think that's what happened, but we'll run a quick test. We'll check. I think you're probably just gone off the cans. Yeah.

How many cans did you have? This is a common symptom. Look, Doc, I'm going to be honest. I took down six cans and I think my lungs collapsed. We see that all the time in here. We see that. It's actually one of the better side effects of it. Lungs collapsing off the cans. Brutal. Till my lungs give out. I'ma sip the cans till my lungs

give out. You ever go back and listen to some M? Some Slim? I like to. I like to go back and listen to some like, bitch I'm I like to. I like to go back and listen to some like, bitch I'm gonna kill you. I love that one. That's that was literally what I was gonna say too. That's so good. That's on my workout playlist. Those blue and yellow purple pills. That's on my workout playlist that I don't use and just listen to now. I just still listen to that playlist all the time and don't work out. Can you guys make a Minecraft remix of some old M&M maybe? I was trying to come up with some new ones.

It's pretty easy. It's very similar to like, you ever see that South Park episode where they come up with Christian rock songs? Yes. It's very similar to that. You just- Put Steve in those.

You just replace Steve with like the M word or something. But like I would go to my workout playlist and I would do uh, like last night I was fooling around a little bit with high all the time by 50 cent. Yeah. And I was just, it didn't really hit. But it's just I'm Steve all the time. I'm on that good shit. That's good. Just something like that. It's pretty easy. I'm Steve all the time. I'm on that good shit Just something like that it's pretty easy I'm Steve all the time I mind that good shit

I'm Steve all the time and I'm on some good shit. I got a time I roll up Or what about this one what about if it's like an M&M one where it's like, You don't wanna fuck with Steve, Cause Steve will fucking kill you. That's fucking good. Now you don't wanna fuck with Steve, Because Steve will fucking kill you. I think that would go hard. I think that would play.

I really wanna hop into the studio and release an album of Minecraft songs. I think it would go hard. I think that would play. I really want to hop into the studio and like release an album of Minecraft songs. Yeah. I think it could work. I think it would go crazy. When I was just a little Steve, my mama used to tell me these crazy things. She used to tell me my daddy was a creeper. She used to tell me he hated me. When I got a little bit older, I realized she was the creeper one But there was nothing I could do was say to change it cuz that's just the way it was Well, you're maybe just like put in a little thing about minecraft in there. That was minecraft bro the creeper Creepers a monster in minecraft. Did you miss it? Oh, yeah, you didn't pick up on that

No, I didn't dude that was like that was gold. You must be off the cans now. No, this is just I'm telling you it's easy to do They see I can't rap about Being broke no more They say they ain't say I can't this actually this is the one lyric in this song that I think is so lame He says they say they say I can't rap about being broken more. They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more. So sick. Classic M. Well, I can't rap about being broke. Well, I'll just rap about coke then.

I'm going to rap about cocaine. No one said I couldn't. Yeah. No one said I couldn't rap about drugs anymore. Slut. You think I won't choke no wh more? That might be the worst. Like I still love the song, but that might be the worst three bars I've ever heard. They said I can't rap about being broke no more. They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more. Slut. You

think I won't choke no more? Like that's some shit that I listened to when I was like in second grade and I'd be like, dude, I'd pull my friends in, but you gotta hear this. But also, you realize that Eminem is the size of your dad after the heart attack. I know, he's a tiny little man. I do hope the Lions win, though, for him. For him?

Yeah. It would be sick for the city. I really do, I just put another future down on the Lions. What? Yeah, double them. Why, bro? Because I just believe in future down the lines. What? Yeah. Why bro? Cuz I just believe in them. That much even without Hutch? Mm-hmm. Did the odds go down or up? I don't think they changed. Without Hutch? Well, I think people think that Hutch is gonna be back Hutch is gonna be back? Yeah. His leg was dangling off like a fucking... Brother when you got Dan Campbell as your coach anything is possible The good Lord Dan Campbell.

Flu game. Broken leg game. He's just gonna come back this week? Yeah. On the broken leg, he just had surgery on it. Yeah, dude. You gotta do what you gotta do. Our coaches are fucking rock.

You're not saying our. You can't fucking claim the fucking Lions right now. Why, I can't be a Lions fan? No. Why? Because you just jumped to whatever team is good. I've been a Lions fan, bro. You've never talked about the Lions in your life.

I talk about the Lions every week. No, you're a fucking cowardly Lion. Do you not remember me saying that I placed a future in, like, August for the Lions to go undefeated? It didn't work out, but I placed it. It didn't't work out as I knew the Lions were gonna be a good team You were never now all of a sudden Tom Brady's saying that the Lions are the best team in the NFL now Everyone thinks that I'm hopping on the Lions. You can't say us though You can be you can have a future on them, but you can't be like, uh, no, nobody believes in us

It's not we're a great team. You're not a great You're wearing a Patriots sweatshirt. You're still fucking, you have like the remnants of Josh Allen's- Different conference, brother. We're a great team. You're allowed to have a team on the other side of the pond. No, bro. Your team used to be the Eagles on the other side of the pond. So how do you square those things?

The Eagles are trash. Yeah, but you still ride with them. Bro, if you're going to pick another team to root for that's not your team, it's got to be a good, I'm not gonna pick a shitty, it's not like I'm also gonna be like a Raiders fan. Yeah, but you're not gonna fucking get to the like. Dude, I'm a team, I'm a fan of any team that I think could beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Yeah, but you need to ride it out through the hard times. You're being a front running bandwagon fan. No, but I'm riding up the Patriots through the hard times and then I'm picking another good team to root for. No, you picked the Bills. You gotta have fun. You gotta have fun. Yeah, but the Bills are good, but they're not like Lions. Yeah, but they're the fucking rival of the Patriots. So the fuck are you talking about? They could have beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. They would never play. But they didn't. But they could never play them in the Super Bowl. Yeah, but I was, I'm

looking for a team that could knock, either A, knock out the Chiefs or beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. I just hate your logic You're out of your fucking mind. You just turned your back on the Eagles so fast I turned my back on the Eagles years ago Nick Sirianni is gonna come to your house and fucking beat you with a newspaper Nick Sirianni yeah exactly cuz he's gonna be a paperboy by then Trash good-ass line Nick Sirianni is gonna get fired this season and I think you know that no season. Yeah, not this season They're gonna lose like I'm 48 to tend like the Panthers somehow. They have the Giants this week and they're gonna lose

They don't got Boston Scott anymore, bro bet against them. Then I will bet against them. I actually think I did Yeah, yeah, I put I put in my my weekly parlay this week. So now it's a lot to win You bet against the Eagles. No, I did seven. I actually you know, I was actually so conflicted on this one. I did too One with the Eagles won with that with the Eagles won without that's so cowardly. So the first one I did The first one I did was Giants money line Falcons money line bills money line Chiefs money line Jets money line bucks money line Texans money line Lions money line that's already bet on the Jets when you came in here talking shit about the Jets remember I said that the Steelers Jets game is gonna be really

close and the Jets actually could win that game yeah I remember you said that exactly well do everything that I say on this podcast is pre-planned it's written I write it down it's like Slumdog Millionaire. But this is the one that I'm really, this is the one that I'm pumped on. And honestly, I'm not saying place my bets, but I would consider taking this one. Really? Lions Moneyline. That's going to be a tough game. Lions at Vikings. Vikings are undefeated. No, it happens this week. The Vikings go down this week. I think the Lions win this week Texans at Packers that's gonna be a close game it should be a good one but I took Texans because you more weapons more weapons well better weapons better

no no Nikko Collins yeah the Packers do have a great team read wicks bro love to read orgasmic bangles Browns I took bangles I have a weird feeling that the Read. Wicks. Bro, love to read. Orgasmic. Bangles, Browns. I took bangles. I have a weird feeling that the bangles are gonna lose. Love to read. Love to read. Pretty fucking good, bro.

Facts. That would be like KB and Nick would call that like their librarian, librarian parlay. Love to read. Yeah. Call them up right now. I'm gonna send that one to them. Let them know we have a fucking new one. one love to read Falcons at Seahawks

Falcons easy really easy to the Seahawks are overrated they suck bills at Titans bills minus 470 easy chiefs at 49ers chiefs were plus a hundred you got to take the chiefs if they're plus anything Yeah, that makes sense Jets at Steelers Jets bucks at Ravens. This is the final push This is gonna be a Monday night game. Oh, you're you have to wait till Monday I gotta wait till Monday and was this $10 to win how much this is 15 to win? 1700 let's fucking go, but I took the bucks, you know, it's at it's a home game. The bucks are dangerous. The bucks are dangerous. I think the bucks I actually also have a future for the bucks to win the Super Bowl. You got Mayfield. Yeah. So you know you're fucking

blessed. I'll tell you all my futures. You got more futures than freaking Dave and Big Cat over here. More futures than a fucking Pluto album, bro. Patriots to win the Super Bowl, $3 to pay out $500. Crash. Bucks to win the Super Bowl, $10 to pay out $810. Not bad. Bills to win the Super Bowl, $10 to pay out $160. That's a terrible bet. I don't know why I placed that. I would have gotten better odds just waiting until the day of.

I would get I would have gotten better odds just waiting until the day of Bears to win the Super Bowl Five dollars to pay out 180 and then Texans to win the Super Bowl ten dollars to pay out 170 And then I had the Lions to go undefeated, but that lost and so you don't have the Lions future I Guess not to him. I thought I doubled on the lions the cap on this fucking pod Bums me out too much cap I Capped you caught you caught me in a cap. I actually did think that I placed that bet I know and everything I say on this podcast is pre-planned. I lured you into that track. I knew that I lied I was waiting for you to catch me in the lot so that I could go with that cap line

The cap line was fucking good. Well me capping. Yeah caps locked Cuz you can't stop capping You need to It's gonna be 70 on on Sunday Why don't we go out and we watch the games and fucking Bryant Park outside? Sounds terrible we lay on our bellies on a fucking like a blanket car on Sunday driving to Burlington Why Burlington I'm have a show in Burlington Sunday night Sunday. Yes, what the fuck is a Sunday show? I don't know, but I didn't I didn't that's our church service

I didn't think about it that that there was so much ball on. Luckily, the Bucks-Ravins game is on Monday. Yeah, so you'll be able to watch that still? Yes. And are you flying out of Burlington on Monday morning? I'm still trying to figure that out. Why don't you figure it out? I am gonna figure it out.

When? Don't worry about it, bro. Bro, I am worried about it. My future is linked into it. Chill. My future is linked into it. Chill. My future is linked into your plans How far is it from Burlington to like Boston Four hours. Who let you just drive to Boston and fly from there? Probably Trey. How many? Trey

What do you What is this bro? Three. Remember when people were getting fucking a bad cancel for this? For white power. Yeah. So insane, because this was the W and then this was the P. That's what it was? Yeah.

Isn't this also like, is this a gang? I thought this was like if you do it to someone then they get to punch you. If it's upside down below your waist, but then that's really white power Well, it's not exactly more like manpower. Yeah MP. Yeah the end power Yeah, which is all the Ravens fan was doing seriously showing off his pure strength It's just a man being a man seriously hard times make weak men exactly Look if I'm that commander's fan, I got hit like that, I'm hitting the gym the next day.

Oh, he's definitely in the gym. He probably just changed those guys' lives for the better. Well, he's definitely taking his electric wheelchair to the gym, drinking a protein shake out of a straw and doing fucking necklaces because that guy got dumb eat. I would hate it so much if someone just punched the fuck out of me for wearing a jersey I would be so mad unlike neutral territory. I'd be so I'd be like dude take the jersey I don't care that much and also Most of the time that this has ever happened in history because I'm sure dudes have just gone on beating up sprees before yeah

No one knows who the guy is like people have probably gotten just this shit kicked out of them The guy that was doing that in New York. Wasn't he going around punching girls? Shibuzy. Shibuzy. Wait, what was that? Yeah, I think that was Shibuzy. Oh, Kabuki. It was Kabu-

No, I think it was Shibuzy. Shibuzy is the guy that sings, everybody at the bar getting tipsy. Oh yeah, Shibuzy. What if it was that guy? What if we just cracked the code? I just beat a bitch up down on 6th Street. I hate that song so much but they're saying they're saying here comes two two three two four I think Gaz declared that song in the summer it might have been the like highest is it the highest grossing country song of all time or some shit like that or some

stupid fucking stat I remember when that song came out and Gaz looked at me and he goes we're gonna black out so hard to this song this summer. Yeah. And Tuckett's not ready for Shaboosie. And you were like face paint or regular paint? Which kind of blackout are we talking bro? Here comes the one to the three to the four. Tell them pour a shot bring another one more. I gotta do a remix of that one. One, here comes the two to the Steve to the four. Someone bring up Steve now we need plenty more. Two stepping on Steve we don't need a Steve. Last night we were just, now we're at the point where we're just referring

to everyone is Steve Thanks, Steve. You're like Tyler Durden or whatever I got I tried to figure out Steve had a last name last night And I didn't he doesn't have a last name, but he does have a girlfriend named Alex Really? Yeah, Coop What if Alex Cooper's is married to Steve? I think Alex Cooper is Steve's girlfriend in the game. No way in the game or in real life in the game Oh, well, that's probably just a brand deal

Yeah, true, but if it was in real life, which I could see her doing because she's a fucking social climber Well, Steve in real life is Jack Black In real life. I think in the movie he's Jack Black in the movie. Yeah I'm talking about fucking in real life if she's dating the Minecraft character because that's gonna be what hot girls are doing after kill Tony they're gonna be just dating fucking Minecraft characters yeah that's true football players kill Tony contestants who are wheelchair bound Minecraft characters I could see it yeah people are always worried like what's gonna

happen in the future when dudes get like robot girlfriends like just sex slave. What happens when girls do it? What happens when girls get an emotional attachment to fucking Steve once they make a fucking... Well they said that girls are gonna be fucking robots by 2025. Big time. Yeah so we got a couple more months. And it's gonna be Steve. And then the girls are just gonna be fucking Steve all the time. But they're gonna need a robot with a dad bod so they have something soft to cuddle up with a pudgy robot I know that's what Boston Dynamics doesn't have a hand on Pudgy robots for girls to fucking feel protected by so they could be the hot one in the relationship like Marge Simpson or fucking

Leah Romini, maybe I'll go with Steve for Halloween Because I gotta do I gotta do this Halloween show at the stand. How's the softball league I was meaning to ask you? Dude, I'm missing our last games on Sunday and I'm gonna miss it. Championship? I've missed the last three games. Now we've won, we're one and six. Damn. Yeah. We have a worse record than the Patriots. That's impossible. I know. That fucker sucks so bad. But I gotta do this Halloween show for the stand. And I never even, like they asked me if I wanted to do it and I was like, yeah I'll do that.

And then I never even thought about that I might have to dress up for it. I'm almost positive that you were gonna have the lowest effort costume possible. Well I was talking to Owen about it yesterday and I was saying I don't know if I think there's really only two routes and it's either just don't dress up or go all out But we were doing this sketch where I had this big fat guy costume on and I was saying maybe if I just put some Clothes on over that and I just I'm a fat guy that I just do like 15 minutes of fat jokes. Yeah Yeah, I was saying I'm gonna bring a towel up on stage That might that my forehead

But now I'm also feeling like minecraft Steve could be a good play Yeah, there's no way you're gonna do that. Can I make a suggestion? Did you ever watch home alone? Yeah, how about the pizza delivery guy from home alone? You kind of look like him. That's lame cheapskate cheapskate You kind of look like him. Yeah, how is it lame? Have you ever seen someone else do that? I'll probably just wear this almost definitely just do my material almost definitely Halloween huh? I mean I've done the Halloween shows before I've just never done the big one the main room shows Have you seen the video of the guy who launches? Two liters down a slide on Halloween for all the kids in the neighborhood. No. He has like pallets of two liters on his roof.

No, but that's pretty sick. It's fucking sick. I wonder if I'm going to get any trick or treaters this year. I hope you do. Yeah. Might go all out, get real scary. Kids are screaming. I'm going to hide in the bushes on my street and just scare kids.

Or just have a string attach to your door and then then it opens, and there's no one there, and then you're behind them the entire time. You spooked the fuck out of them. Trick or treat. You slit their throat. Yeah. Or something, I don't know. Something crazy.

Imagine if that came out. Host of the Son of a Boy Dad podcast murders 12 children on Halloween. And we recorded an episode before I got caught, so it just comes out. How was your guys Halloween? Solid. Dude, mine was weird.

I drank like three cans and I kind of blacked out. I don't know what happened. I was wearing like a Lamar Jackson jersey. Lamar Jackson jersey. Suddenly like there's a pile. Nevermind. Can we cut that actually? Might be in a lot of trouble. Yeah.

I've never been able to go all out for Halloween and I've never really wanted to, but part of me always kind of does. Like part of me, I always wish that I had trick or treaters so I could like really like have fun. Almost no chance. Go with Tim Waltzz lure them into my apartment Once you once you find out how much Reg like full-size candy bars cost. Oh, yeah

Like you always fantasize as like a kid about like giving out like full-size. Yeah, Reese's or something like that That's like you're gonna have to spend $800 on candy Put another mortgage down to max out my credit card so the kids in my neighborhood like me a little bit more. Creep ass behavior. Are you gonna get into any shenanigans this year? For Halloween? Yeah. Like are you gonna like TP any houses or? Last couple years I would just give out copies of Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain. To all the kids in the neighborhood. I would give out copies of Sound of Freedom. Go home, watch this, show it to your parents. Not enough people are talking about this.

Did the guy threaten you by showing you Sound of Freedom? Did your neighbor threaten you by- Imagine your kids coming home from Halloween and they're emptying out their bags and just a copy of Sound of Freedom rolls out. What the fuck? Who gave you this? Like prisoners. Having to go back.

Ever since Sound of Freedom came out though, I have been seeing way more videos online of like, just like 18, 10 year olds at the airport and a guy going up being like, Where are you taking these kids? Home and fuck these are my children We're going back to Manhattan right now. I got a conference on Monday But then we're hoping to get out to the Poconos for the weekend People are dead serious, but then some people won't answer and and they'll be like But it is probably like what are you talking about? It is creepy to be like where are you taking the kids? Yeah? It's like well, I don't know if you just watch sound of freedom. Yeah, you're just like a garden variety child watch. Yeah

It's fucking creepy. It is creepy. I need to watch sound of Freeman and freedom and what's the new one that they just came out with I Think there's like another like sound of freedom like movie that has like a good-ass message. I don't know. I gotta watch it. Now I'm thinking that we got to get into some... I think, dude, I think there's a lot of potential to go like to get like to get like still like sympathy viral on on on Instagram for Halloween. I think one of the best ways is to put... I'm changing 10 homeless people's lives on Halloween. Just walk up to homeless people, trick or treat. I'll do a treat. Here's $10,000. That would go crazy viral. If you want the sympathy vote, I think

one of the best ways is setting up your ring camera, then putting out the bowl of treats and then hiring someone to come up and dump out the bowl into their pillowcase. And everyone can just be like, what the fuck? Like, don't you get that? There's a sign that says, take one. This is what's wrong with America today. Or then you follow around that dude and then it turns out that he actually goes

and brings all the candy to a homeless shelter. Oh, that would be a crazy twist. Crazy twist. That would be so. Like for part two. That's like an Indian video. Yeah, that is an Indian video, yeah, 100%. And he like slow motion pours it in.

He pours it all out and then they're like, there's no words. The guy opens the door with his fist ready. Yes. And then the guy's standing there like this and then he goes, follow me, I'm going to the homeless shelter. And then he just does like a backflip round-off

Yeah There are all the video ends with the two dudes hugging yeah, they're always doing a sweet flip yeah, they always are Like some of the Indian videos are like now They're just like at the waterfront And yeah a guy will come up and like give a rose to a girl and she'll like put down the rose and then like a hotter guy will like drive up with like a Lamborghini and then like pick the poorer girl next to her that has like a burlap sack on. It all happened in slow motion. I haven't seen any good Indian TikToks in a while. They're so good. They're still doing them.

Well they were the original creators. They're probably still thriving off of the creator fund the you think they can yeah, you don't think that China blocked at all now That's not right. I didn't write China should be able to fucking control what we see when we see it. No, it's not right God Matt. Well, we'll see you guys next week. I'm going to be in Burlington on Sunday. Please come. And then we have Out of Order in Chicago on Wednesday, which I saw someone being like, those tickets are not available on my website.

Where are those available? Yeah, go to the Out of Order Instagram and it's in the bio because someone was confused because I'm going to, or what is it? Where does that city in Illinois Urbana Urbana champagne Urbana yeah I'm going there in like sometime soon and someone was like sassity's doing shows in Chicago it's three hours away it's a Wednesday it's Wednesday night and it's at the Laugh Factory in Chicago. It's not me. It's a bunch of people. It's not right.

So go get tickets to that. Yeah. Alright, we'll see you guys on Tuesday. Oh, actually also Pop Punk is in New Haven. Oh, shit. On November 1st and then- Go watch that. Check out the nicest.

Check out the nicest for sure. Also, Pop Punk is in Ole Miss after that. Oh shit. Game day? And the SIP, yeah, or the Friday before. And then at the end of the month we're in LSU. Yeah. And guys, make sure you go out there, get out there and vote. Please.

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