Son of a Boy Dad - Pumping Iron | Son of a Boy Dad #253

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Already. Yes. All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. We are here live from HQ3. The date is... Francis, your microphone is behind you. I know. I'm eating the last couple bites of my apple and I want to finish it, so I'm just going to let you guys carry the food.

Well, just give us an ASMR crunch. No, don't, that would piss me off so much if I was one of the listeners. A crunch of an apple would? Oh yeah. You don't like that? People ying right into the microphone. But eating is different than the crunch of an apple.

The crunch of an apple is like its own food sound. There's nothing like it. It is a bit more satisfying. It's like crunch a cereal nasty yeah well that's more of a slurp like an under milked cereal bowl like there's there's a crunch to Reese's puff captain crunch that's not a slurp that's a crunch it's not captain slurp bro captain crunch captain slurp is what you do when you see your favorite celebrity or something. Very good. We'll work on that one.

We'll get there by the end of the episode. One nothing me bitch. The Joe Rogan kettlebell has been purchased. I told you I give you the fucking company card. I know and then I said I need it and you didn't reply. I thought you meant I need the kettlebell. I could see how that could have been misunderstood but no I meant I needed the card. Well I was not going to give you the number because I know how you would run roughshod with it. I would never. Next thing you'd be doing is buying fucking vintage Honus Wagner baseball cards and spending $280,000 on fucking memorabilia. I use my business Amex for it.

Oh yours? Yeah, I'm writing that shit off on taxes. This is a business expense. We're not gonna use it for exercise or personal gain. No, no, it's strictly for business. It's only for the goofs. Well, because I thought it said that it was reserved. I got my link, and it said, like,

you have until the 22nd to make the purchase. But then in small print, fine print, at the bottom, it said, unless it goes out of stock. Which it will. Which it will. What is it, 55 pounds? 55 LBs. Oh my God.

I'm still trying to figure out how I'm going to. That is heavy, that is no joke. Yeah, it's gonna be kind of a pain in the ass to get to the office. There aren't that many exercises that you can do with a 55 pound kettlebell. Yeah. Goblet squats. Yeah, I suppose. I mean.

With a compound dynamic shoulder press. Even swings are hard. 55 is heavy. Swings with 55 would be tough on the back. That's right. You really need to zip up the core. Yeah. I don't know what you're going to do.

You're never going to touch that thing. Lucky I wasn't planning on ever working out with it. School decor. That's a souvenir. If I was going to get a kettlebell to work out, I would have chosen a significantly less expensive kettlebell. Yeah.

It was so much money. But it's lucky that every single UPS driver is the most jacked person I've ever seen in my life. I'm just picturing them just taking it and just dropping it in the lobby of my apartment and it just explode. I'm gonna unwrap it, it's just gonna be a shadow of a roguel. You got it to your apartment?

Why didn't you get it to here? Well, I thought about it, but then I was like, I don't trust, I've had packages get lost here. That was not getting lost. No one's even, like, imagine a thief trying to run up and steal it and both their arms pop off like the fucking. It's going to be. Well, they pick up the box and it just falls through the box

onto their foot. Francis, I might need you to come to my apartment to transport it to the office. I don't know how I'm going to get it to the office. I know. Put it in a backpack. It's a fun novelty sort of gift. And speaking of, you guys know Elon Musk? Yes.

So Elon Musk, you remember he made the flamethrower? I do. As sort of a novelty fun thing. And then he went on the Joe Rogan podcast and gave him one as a novelty gift. Yeah. Yes. So he just comes up with these ideas occasionally and gave him one as a novelty gift. Yeah. Yes. So he just comes up with these ideas occasionally and says, let's sell these.

And the minute he lists them on the website, they sell out. Yeah. And he also made burnt hair perfume and sold that out, sold it for a hundred bucks a bottle and they sold like 50,000 of them. That feels dumb. People are dumb as hell. It's five million dollars. Well, no, I don't think it's dumb that he are dumb as hell. It's five million dollars.

Well no, I don't think it's dumb that he sold it. I feel like, why would you buy that? I think people love buying- I guess I just bought a fucking Joe Rogan kettlebell, so I can't really be speaking about the burnt hair perfume. When the great icons of our time create novelty gifts, people buy them. Yeah.

That's what happens. It's smarter to have it as just a novelty instead of making it into its own business. I think that was Trump's problem with all of his early business ventures when he was making steaks and ties and shit like that. He should have done a limited edition steak run or a limited edition necktie run, because then it's just a fun thing, not a failed business,

where people can point to that as you having bad business acumen. You're not wrong. I think right now if Trump created a one-off. Then he had the shoes. He had the gold shoes. Oh, yeah. Those were hot. That Jill Biden wore them. Yeah.

The day after Trump won, Jill Biden wore the full red suit and the Trump shoes. How much did that smoothie cost you? 10 bucks. Really? Yeah. I bought an egg wrap this morning that was, with the tip, was $20.

And it made me angry. $18 tip. Yeah, I mean, that's on you. Where are you going to get your egg wraps? Just some bakery place. Is it in Brooklyn? Yeah. That's why.

I mean, you have to buy them because egg wraps are so hard to make. They are. Dude, go to Dunkin' Donuts and get a fucking wake-up wrap. Better. Okay. A dollar. That's true.

I will do that. The smoothie is pricey though. But this one was ready quick. Those are going to catch up to you. What do you mean? Price-wise? Yeah. Sugar-wise?

Well, I hope sugar-wise. How much azucar is in there? Don't know. That is not as healthy, probably, as you think it is. No, I know it's not that healthy. But it's also not that unhealthy. It's just, it's like all natural. Mm-hmm. What's in it?

Did you hear that laugh? I watched them make it. It's just fruit and milk. He's like... Mm-hmm. It's just, it's literally... I remember when I thought it was all natural. It's just fruit and milk. He said... It's just, it's literally... I remember when I thought it was all natural. It's strawberries, banana...

I watched them cut up the strawberries and bananas and put them into the blender. And then put coconut milk in and then mix and then it's ready. Has it fixed your poops? Honestly, maybe. I haven't been having bad poops lately. That's good. But I also haven't been snacking as aggressively

It's tough because those rob you of your fiber Because the fibers all in the in the skin the fiber fairy comes and fucking snatches it away. Yeah Juice your Fruits and eat your vegetables Interesting. Oh, so you're juicing your fruits. I am juicing my fruits and I am eating my veggies. Good. In the form of fajitas.

I'm more of an AG1 guy just cause Rogan told me to. Yeah. Athletic Greens. I thought about picking up some, what is his supplement? A neutral, no, what is it? That's Neutropix, but that's's just a thing that's in the supplement. Neutropics is...

Is AG1 his... No, I don't think he's Athletic Greens. Oh, he's Alpha-Brain. Alpha-Brain. Which is a Neutropic. Well, yeah, it's a stack. I don't know what those words mean. Caleb was on Neutropics in like 17. He was putting me on to giving me nootropics. I tried them. I didn't feel anything.

Yeah, I don't think they really do anything. But you need a couple weeks for it to take, right? Is that so? I don't know. You're newly experimenting with pharmaceuticals under the guise. Well, are nootropics, they're not pharmaceuticals, are they? Probably not.

You've got to get a prescription for a nootropic. Probably not. No, you literally can get him at like a CBS That's what I thought probably not but it but with anything it probably takes a couple weeks for it to take We're not just gonna not talk about your pants of these old things these brand new things that still have the crease of the The packaging when they were folded at the store. That's those are stand up

Please let people see those pants The packaging when they were folded at the store. That's those are stand up, please Let people see those pants. You can't hide them and get maybe even a spin Those are Beautiful and It's like you those are for like wearing to Machu Picchu I would do those are for like those are inking. Yeah. Those would fucking piss off Cortez. Where were they shipped in from? No, I got them at a store in Miami, the place I went to in Winwood. Very Miami. Yeah. They've got

a little Miami too. I can see like Marcello wearing those. I don't really know what I'm doing, but don't worry. It'll pass. It doesn't have to pass. I'm not a fashion guy. I'm just wearing a bunch of new clothes I bought and then we'll go back to, I'll get sick of it and tired of trying and I'll go back to wearing jeans and a t-shirt and white sneakers. No, bro.

This is nice. This is fun for now. It's fun. And I don't think I've ever seen you with an elastic waistband. Comfortable. Yeah. I do like that element of it. That's like the ink and sweatpants.

I'm self-conscious about breathing too heavily into the microphone. Oh, and everyone was complaining in a recent episode that I was breathing too loudly, my nose. And I don't know, I must have been congested. So I apologize for that. I thought a train was going by. I just heard a high pitched whistle. I didn't know what it was.

I thought someone had just launched a Nerf football or something like that. You're just breathing, huh? I didn't see any comments about the breathing. They maybe just reached out to me. Oh yeah, it might have just been personal. People don't comment, they tell me directly. Yeah, yeah. Hey man, ever since you joined the podcast,

I've stopped listening. Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday, John Feitelberg and I were talking about workouts. He was telling me he had done a workout earlier in the morning, and I was kind of asking him what he did. And he then sent me a workout. Yeah. And then I went and did it and it was the hardest workout that I've done

since college. What was it? Kettlebells. Want to hear it? Is he swinging around at 55? Probably. This is the workout. Okay he does. One time Fidelberg told me he just does some curls in his apartment by himself Yeah, yeah, like that is it's so much He does say that though He'll be like he'll kill like one day he'll show up and he'll look like he has the fucking You ever seen one like Spongebob has like the inflatable arms. Yeah, he has like those and then he's just like yeah I just did like ten curls last night. It's like, no, dude. That's not what he did. What do you want?

Fuck it. You must be on a ton of steroids if that's all it took. Yeah. Starting out, he does a four set superset, bench press, eight reps, followed by wide grip pull-ups to failure. You probably don't know what that means. I didn't know what that meant. But it basically-

Wide grip pull-ups till failure? No, the superset. What is a superset? Superset's when you don't take breaks. You don't take breaks. You just do it as fast as you possibly can. You go from one thing right into the next thing. And I said, oh, well, how much weight are you putting on the bar? And he goes, I'm not really that good at math, but for my last set, I think I had two 45s at a 25 and a 10.

And I go, total? And he goes, no, on each side. Which I think is like 295 pounds or something. Yeah, probably. It's 225 plus 50 is 275, 85. Yeah, 295 pounds. And he's doing sets of eight on his fourth set. That's fucking insane.

I did 135, 145, 155, and then 155 again. Pathetic, I guess, compared to him. You could do more than that. Maybe I could have. I'm not, I don't bench a lot. I have bad, my elbows are fucked. Just the hair is bothering me. This is what I learned through doing this workout. Then it goes into five to seven sets, superset. Incline barbell press, eight reps,

plus T-bar rows, eight to ten reps. Then another four sets, superset. Dumbbell flies, eight reps. Seated cable rows, eight reps. Then a four set, superset. Dips, eight reps. Close cable rows eight reps, then a four set superset dips eight reps, close grip chin ups to failure, then another four set superset, dumbbell pullovers 10 reps, cable crossovers 12 reps,

then knee ups three to four sets of 20 reps, then ab wheels three to four sets of 20 reps. He must have some demons. Yeah, so his whole thing about like, oh I don't really work out is a lie. Dude, the workout took me an hour and 20 reps. He must have some demons. Yeah, so his whole thing about like, oh, I don't really work out is a lie. Dude, the workout took me an hour and 20 minutes. I was going to say, that sounds like that would take me fucking three hours.

I'm not picking up my phone and playing a chess game. I'm getting through it as fast as I can. Also, I went in at about six o'clock, and to even go do it at that hour is impossible. Yeah, because everything's being used. Everything's being used and you're doing so many different fucking things. Yeah. The T-bar rose, like I had to go in and out with a guy who was a germaphobe.

Yeah. So after every fucking set, I had to wipe it down or put a towel there. Yeah. It's also tough to be like, I'm going to use this bench and then stay away from the pull-up bar because after that I'm going to explosively hop over there. Yeah, run, run. Ripping out, banging out pull-ups. Right.

Like I need this whole space to myself. I just, he was like- That's a workout of a guy who's been molested. Yeah, yeah. That's a guy who's trying to exercise full demons out of his, like something bad happened to him if he's working out like that. That's an insane workout. There's no peace of mind.

It really, afterwards I said, this is not good for me. Yeah. I guess I'm glad that I did it and tried it, but this isn't what I want. This isn't what my body needs. And who am I kidding? Let's not go down this road. How many times a week is he doing that?

He said that he's in the gym six days a week right now. Oh yeah, he got molested. 100%. Yeah. He must have got molested, bro. There's no other reason that you have to be going crazy like that. Right. I feel so bad if he actually...

Most guys that get molested would start taking self-defense classes. To me, this means that he likes it and wanted to become a molester. Yes. So that's why he's building himself up. He wants to be undeniable. Yeah. He wants to fuck you. I don't really understand how you could do that.

I mean, that's like a full body workout, right? I mean, it's a lot of chest. It was a lot of chest and then upper body stuff. So no legs. Not on this particular day. My guess is that when he does leg day, it's four billion squats. Yeah. Five different iterations. Because I'm just trying to think of how he's possibly recovering.

Right. Where's the recovery days? Yeah. Take some recovery. How about cardio? Where's his cardio days? Dude, lately I've been going to the gym and I thought I was in pretty good shape and I was pushing it. And I'll do, you know, 15 minutes on the treadmill, walking, 3.6 or 3.7 at a 15 incline. I watch the Cold War documentary.

And then I go over and I do four circuits, or one circuit, four different exercises, four rounds, and then I'm done. That's it. That's my workout. That's a good workout. circuits or one one circuit, four different exercises, four rounds and then I'm done. That's it. That's my workout. That's a good workout. Nothing wrong with that. I thought it was. Are you doing that every day? I do this and I realized I'm just a bitch. Do you want me to like touch you so you have some like motivation?

I need a reason. Yeah. I need something to fight for. We should like hire like a pedophile to like get Francis just to give him a little extra you if there's anybody out there that is like. Pedophile is not gonna like me. So what's the opposite of it? Just like I guess a predator. If you don't do these workouts I'm gonna find a kid you know. No! I'm going to hurt someone close to you. Did we need a pedophile for this? What about just a bad guy? Sexual predator, I guess. No, he's a nice pedophile.

He's been saying he's been having a hard time getting work, so I felt bad. It's a tough time. The economy, the gig economy of a pedophile for hire is fucking floundering. This job of hurting a loved one of yours is the only job that didn't require a background check, which would flag him for his past indiscretions.

I wonder what your body would look like if you put six months into his workout plan. I can't. That would injure me. I would get injured automatically. Well, also going from lower... So he's going, he's benching in the superset, he's doing, cause I've done supersets back in my prime, I used to do supersets of bench and then pull ups, cause that's your work in the whole upper body.

But I would do like drop sets. Not full drop sets, drop sets are when you have someone and they're ripping the weight off as you're in the middle of a set so that you can keep doing more reps. I don't know what that means. Sam Sulek. Sam Sulek. Yeah, he probably does drop sets. Of course. But like going, starting lower and then getting up to higher. I don't think I ever, I think I used to start heavier and then go lighter. Oh, you've only gone top to bottom. You've only gone backwards. Like I would do more reps with lower weight, but so he's doing the same amount of reps and just increasing the weight. Correct. As it's getting more tiring.

Yeah. I think that's how most people do do it. I mean, he sounds like Superman. Yeah. There has to be something going on with the recovery. I don't think he gets tired. I think he does steroids. I think he's got to do steroids he does steroids. I think he's gotta do steroids. He has, I know he has. Thank you. Can we get him in here? Do you think he wants to say if he's on steroids or if he's been molested? I don't want him around.

He can do whatever he wants. We couldn't stop him. Thank God it's double doors. I think he told me he did steroids when he was younger. He did a cycle. Just for fun? Yeah, and I think he said if he got them again, he would absolutely do them again.

Well, they can't be that hard to find when you're in the gym like that. Dude, people are probably coming up to you being like, yo. Soliciting. Yeah. Just door to door. I'm buying and I'm selling.

What are you, yeah. Door to door Roy Tailsman, just wiping their feet off out of his doorstep. So you think Fites is the strongest guy, Barstool? Oh, yeah. I think he's stronger than Taylor. Well, definitely Taylor now.

What? It's not definite. Taylor's still 6 foot 7. Yeah, but he's lost a shit ton of weight. I mean, he's what, a couple years removed from being an NFL all-pro lineman or like two years pro bowler It's not that long and we do he lost. I mean he must have lost like 75 pounds fine He's still that doesn't mean one of the best athletes on the in the fucking planet Dude fights is a fucking tank of a person. He never played on the in the NFL on an offensive line though.

But that doesn't have any, like, yeah, obviously Taylor, when he was huge, was stronger than fights. I just don't think it's as obvious as you're making it. I think that Biz would be up there. I mean, obviously you don't think Compton, a linebacker, is up there. Compton, I'd say Compton's probably more up there than Taylor. Taylor is humongous. But he's pretty skinny now. He's not skinny. Skinny's not the right word.

He just lost the O. Lineman fat. He went from O. Lineman grizzly bear strength to freakish, incredible athlete strength. Probably looks great in a pair of leather boots, nothing else. Yeah, he's not like a Dallas Buyers Club patient. I mean, what do you think fights Max is? I'm going to text him.

He can't even ask, he's one of those guys that's like, I don't even know. Yeah, he said I don't really keep track of that kind of shit to be honest. I love that he told me, he's like, he has like a math, I just do it by, like he's blind or something. Yeah, you know he definitely has like a detailed like journal of his like progress at home, but then when he comes to work, he's like, nah, I don't really. Yeah, he probably won't be-

I don't really do the numbers, I kind of just like lift what's heavy. But it is, I mean, it is like a shitty to talk about. And hell no,, it's not. If you actually are that strong being like, OK, here's what my fucking split is. That you're you're a bit of a dickhead. No way. It's cool for like skinny little bitches like me and you to talk about. Now, I love hearing when Jack do like I love hearing Jack dudes being like,

yeah, I put up for for four thirty yesterday. I like it. I do like it. Well, I do like to hear that because you're like, damn damn dude, that's fucking crazy. That's impressive. I love dudes that are jacked. I really do. Dude, that's like, it's like, it's like you're breaking the barriers of the man. Body transformations might be my favorite single thing in the world when someone does on Instagram a before and after thing. Do you like a body transformation? I love a body transformation.

But sometimes it's underwhelming though. Or like if it's not an incredible, if the after picture doesn't blow my mind, I'm a little bit underwhelmed. Me too. Me too. I definitely am. I have thought about legitimately helping... Oh man, I saw a post recently of a guy who lost, must have been multiple hundreds of

pounds and he didn't have the money to pay for the skin removal surgery because he had all this excess skin. At that point, just stay fat. It's a better look to just stay fat. Well, I don't know that he bargained for how much extra skin he had. Some people lose weight and the skin shrinks with them, but this guy, I mean, it looked like he was wearing an embryonic sack or- It's like one of those squirrel suits that people fly in.

Yeah. And it was like all, every part of his body, he could just pull like gum. And he was like, I don't know what to do. I need the money. And I was like, I would give him the money if it weren't so close to the holidays, which are always a very expensive time for this drill. If I didn't need to buy these pants. I didn't need to give my doorman a tip and my cleaning lady. And your last building's doorman. You're going to have to go back to the last doorman because they got-

No, I'm not doing that got I'm not doing that. They're already expecting it. Then I'm never going to be talking. Have you been talking? Scott said that he is like he's counting on it. I like Scott, but I am not going to give them a tip. Dude, just give ron like throw ron like an extra 20 to give to Scott. 20 20s.

Scott's not even going to realize a 20. How much are you guys giving your doorman? A lot. Like a thousand dollars? No, you give, but you have to give. It's not just one doorman. That's the problem. There's like five doorman, four doorman, including a night porter. They have all these weird titles. And then there's like a super and a fucking, and you gotta pay them or else the next time

your ceiling starts to leak, they take their time getting up there. Yeah. And they'll take their time. I don't have a doorman. They keep score. And my super is like a 90 year old lady. I think she owns the building. Do you tip her?

I'm not giving her a dollar. I think you're okay That's insane. I think you're fine. You also get no service. You also have to tip the landlord Yeah, I have seen double rent double rent in December There are people who act like you have to tip the landlord Like there's like Airbnb bros who act like like tipping a landlord. Oh yeah. I've seen that on Twitter. Who are they? X. Sorry my bad. Yes. I've seen that on Blue Sky. Elon Musk always wanted to start X. Yeah. And his original version was different from what it is today. Well people do. We're on Blue

Sky now. We're not on X anymore. What's Blue Sky? That's the liberal thing? Well, so Macedon was the original liberal thing. And Macedon was... Register independence. Macedon was created to counter true social, among both. And then Blue Sky was created as a decentralized version of Twitter by the people who made Twitter within Twitter in like 2013, but over the last year or so, it has skyrocketed in popularity, especially after the supposedly is it is I'm left. No, I don't think it's far left. I think it's for it's for registered independence. It's far. We try to keep politics out of it. It's not far left. Mastodon's far left. No, I know it's far left because far left people are coming onto Twitter X and being like, man, blue sky is the best. And it's like, if it's the best, why are you tweeting

about it? That doesn't make any sense. Why are you here? Yeah. That makes no sense. Just calling up your like ex girlfriend. Yeah, my new girlfriend is so fucking good. It makes no sense. She's we're actually doing so good together now. So, you know, it's like going on Instagram and being like love and Twitter lately. I get so many. I saw I see tons of Instagrams that are like like pushed posts that are saying TikTok's about to get shut down.

Oh yeah. I don't think it's gonna. They've been saying that forever. Trump wanted to do that. And then he backed off. Biden said that unless the current sellers sell it to someone that he deems okay, which he probably just wants them to sell it to fucking Cold Stone Creamery. I don't know who the fuck he deems okay. Chocolate chip, chocolate chunk. Yeah, chocolate, chocolate chunk.

Yeah. In the Trump shoes. Him and Trump are probably fucking kicking back on some mulled wine this holiday season. Absolutely. Saying we beat Kamala. They have to be excited about it. Absolutely.

Did you see those pictures of them guffawing together? Oh, were they getting along? Yeah. Giggling. They're giggling. It's literally like the South Park episode with fucking, who was it? It was Obama and who was the other? McCain.

McCain. Yeah. And it's like after the debate ends, they go back and they're like dapping each other up and they're like smoking weed together. Yeah. It was. It was truly. I just learned that Matt Gaetz is a big marijuana advocate.

He's big on making it federally legal, which I thought was pretty cool. I didn't know that. Matt Gaetz? Yeah, legalize it. Legalize that shit. Was he behind that Florida proposition that Dave Portman was talking about? I think he probably was because he's a congressman from Florida. I'm sure he was pushing that. You think that he piped Ocasio-Cortez? Is that what they say?

There's like a video of them talking to each other and every comment is like, oh bro piped. That's spicy. Bro piped for sure. Absolutely. Bro probably had her scream. He must have piped Cortez. Oh, Kaz. I wonder if you could still go to that bar she used to bartend at. I'm sure you could still go there. I didn't know that either, to be honest. That she bartended? I assume she's probably not bartending anymore. But like, just, do you think that there's like a golden seat

where she used to fucking have her shift drinks or something like that Yeah, if I had to guess bros are probably in there sniffing it I got canine. Hey, and after that bar stole my god. They're probably fucking The day we stopped smelling is the day we die I watched the Count of Monte Cristo. Oh yeah? I never read it. I've never read that. I read that dumbass book.

Duma book, bro. Shit was trash. That's a wordplay right there. Classic. Don, did he write Donnie Quixote? No. He wrote the Three Musketeers. Yes, the Three Musketeers. That's a wordplay right there. Classic. Don, he wrote, did he write Donnie Quijote?

No. No. He wrote The Three Musketeers. Yes. The Three Musketeers. And definitely Three Musketeers. But bro, Count of Monte Cristo is so fucking sick. You liked it? The movie? The movie? Yeah.

Bro. You didn't like it? Hated it. What? Yeah. Who's in it? No idea. Couldn't tell you. I think I fell asleep. It's all in French. I read it in high school, and then we had to watch it.

And I remember being like. Oh, there's a new one. There's one that came out this year. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, that sounds more fun. That's probably a little better. Yeah, it's awesome.

Dude, we watched it. And I remember, like, it's the same thing with The Great Gatsby. We had to read The Great Gatsby and then watch the movie. The Leo one? Yeah, I remember being like how is the movie worse than the book? Like the book sucked How does the movie suck too? Like usually in like high school feel like we're watching a movie today You're like, this is gonna be great. I was literally nodding off in class That movie Boz Lerman made it kind of fun and colorful

That movie was awful. What about Leo's dance though? No. Is that from... I think he dances in Wolf of Wall Street. I think that's from Wolf of Wall Street. No, he definitely dances in... No, the Great Gatsby is the one where he like turns with the glass of wine or the

champagne and raises it. And I also will say too, and you'll never do this, but we read Great Gatsby is the one where he like turns with the glass of wine or the champagne and raises it. And I also will say too, and you'll never do this, but I reread Great Gatsby in high school and I didn't like it. And then I reread it again many years later on my own time and I liked it a lot more. Though the book wasn't as bad as the movie. I didn't like the movie. You said you didn't like either. I didn't like either, but I said, remember I said the book, the movie was worse than

the book. Somehow worse than the book, which you didn't think was very good. Well, either, but I said, remember I said the book, the movie was worse than the book. Somehow worse than the book, which you didn't think was very good. Well, I mean, any book that you have to read in high school. I agree. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. If you felt the need or felt up for it, if you gave it another crack, I actually think you'd like it.

We had to read like train spotting in high school and like fight club and shit like that. You had to read fight club? Yeah. Dang. Wow. That like that. You treat Fight Club. Yeah. Wow. That's awesome. Yeah, it was. It made it made reading enjoyable. train spot is a tough read though, because all in like the fucking whatever language there there's I mean, I guess you're happening there. They're speaking English, but it's like hard to fucking it's like, it's like an Irish slang.

That's like I tried to read Woody Gunthery's book, and I got like four pages in, and I was like, I couldn't tell you a single thing that's happened. Yeah, I have no idea what I'm reading right now. The most broken English I've ever seen. We read 25th Hour in high school. Yeah. Ass to Ass.

You guys never saw 25th Hour? No. What? Edward Norton? Great book, great movie. They go ass to ass. They make the strippers go ass to ass. Double-ended dildo.

Human centipede? No, no, ass to ass. Human centipede? No, no. Picture a double-ended dildo, like a nice loaf of semolina bread, and they're both backing their asses onto it simultaneously while businessmen stand around them throwing cash.

Interesting. Does that not make you want to read the book? No. What? No. Makes me want to go to a strip club. Yeah, makes me want to see what ass to ass looks like in real life.

Oh, then watch the movie. I want to see what it smells like. The only books that I really liked that I read in school were Huckleberry Finn. I loved, loved that book. But I didn't really read it. I listened to it. And I would play Tetris.

And I would play Tetris in my other classes. I would try to finish my work as fast as I could so that I could catch up on my reading before my reading class started. And then I would play Tetris and I would listen to Huckleberry Finn. And I was so good at Tetris. Probably because of the twain. Just boring. I had the record in the school.

We had a whole group of people that were comparing scores. I was always top. Did you have laptops in front of you in high school? Yeah. I wonder if in like now, can you just listen to the book? Is that acceptable in a reading class or do they want you to lay eye on page?

Um, probably in class, you probably, if they're like, we're reading, you probably have to read. in a reading class or do they want you to lay eye on page? Probably in class. You probably if they're like we're reading, you probably have to read. But if you have to go home and do your whatever three chapters, can you just listen? Oh, I was doing that since I was in like, early middle school. So that's but that's legal. That's a legal move for the children. Well, there's no way they'd be able to find out. True. I had such a hard time focusing, I would have to listen to it and read it at the same time. Seriously, when I read The Devil in the White Castle

or whatever it's called. Oh, The Devil in the White City? White City, yeah. Yeah. That's not that easy of a book. I think I was reading some trash, bro. It's not that easy of a book. Yeah, I had to read that and listen to it at the same time.

Yeah. Well, I mean, you're playing Tetris on the side. So when you say you had a hard time focusing say you know the Tetris would help me focus Have you ever listened to something while I playing a video game? The phone call I have with my family I play chess and you and I feel bad because I not I'm not giving them my full attention And I don't know how much more time they have. Oh really feel? It makes me feel really, really, like I'm preemptively. You mean time on the phone call? I have in honor.

How many minutes he has left? How much more? Until his plan? I. Until he goes over his plan. Preemptively feel guilty for not giving them my full attention. And then I have such a better, I have a very good, like easy time focusing while playing video games.

Like if I'm playing like a campaign mode on a video game by myself, I'll play like a podcast and I'm like hearing everything from the podcast while also playing the video game. There is something to be said about that. I think that like listening while you're like doing the dishes or cleaning the house, I think that that makes both things more palatable

or like, you know, people walk around when they're on their phone. Kinetic learning is what we were taught. It was called when I was tutoring, is that there were some kids who if you could have them bouncing a little basketball or something like that, they would actually absorb the material better. But I have also heard that there is like an energy that it takes to switch from one task to the other, like a mental energy where if you're not just doing one thing, it's more tiring because there is a little bit of a ripping

from one task to land on the other task a little bit. Understood. I don't know. I mean, you do the empirical research during the video games. You let me know. I will. You let me know.

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You're frogging out. If I pulled up Tetris and I threw on the rise and fall of the Third Reich, I could bang the whole 58 hours out in one sitting. If I was sitting down, laying down and listening to it, I wouldn't retain any information. And I know it because I tried both in high school. And then when I started playing Tetris and listening

at the same time, started just getting 100% on every single reading quiz. What about working out while listening to a book on tape? Nah, can't do it. Not motivating enough? I don't know what it is. I don't really pay attention that well. The art of war while working out is nice.

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Some people will say it's more like a burlesque Chatterbait feels like only fans has people on there reciting poetry. That is true. He's never been to 11 I think is that what I've never been to 11 Christmas present. Imagine. Your Christmas is getting expensive. Especially because just like 11 in and of itself is so cheap. Well I already got you guys my gift.

No, that's for you. No, bro, that's for the entire squad. You have to get individual gifts. That's yours. That's yours for you. Think of something individual that we individual gifts. No, that is yours. That's for the squad. That's yours for you. Think of something individual that we would want. That is for the whole crew. Now.

Other than the thing that you would want and saying, this is actually also for you, that you can't use it or ever have it. It doesn't count because you told us about it already and you asked if we should get it. You just told me I'm going to 11 on Christmas Day. I've told you that's your fourth present and I have a whole bunch more that you don't know about. I think I'm gonna get, like, I'm trying to figure out where we should set up the Rogan kettlebell.

I do like this, but I kinda wanna get, like, one that's a little higher, like, eye level, and just put it center, like, right in the center. Like, it's looking at people. Like, it's looking right at the camera. When it has its own camera. Like, it cuts to it, and it's always Jim Halperding it right into a camera from like two feet away.

Exactly. Whatever happened to the salt lamp that Billy gave us? I was wondering that. I think that someone must have, I bet live event Lisa threw it away. Yeah, probably. There's a chapter in the Elon Musk book. Or Frank the Tank just ate it. He licked it.

He licked it dry. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a salt lamp? One, two, three. I played, I was playing Call of Duty with Billy last night for a while. It was very fun. He's terrible. Well, lay off, bro. It was hilarious that we were playing Search and Destroy and then in between rounds you

get to talk to the other team that you're playing against. And when we were getting our asses kicked every single time. And then Billy would just kept saying that he was going to report all of them. And he was like, he'd be like, enjoy your last game and you should probably download Battlefield because you're probably not going to be able to play after this. You're getting reported. And then we finally won one round. And then as soon as it went to the part where you can talk to the other team. Billy started playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm music through the speaker. It was so funny. That's amazing.

Good time. Can't believe you guys linked up for that. You talking about Billy football? No, Billy McCusker. Oh, I love him. Yeah, it was very funny. I told you that he came to that Halloween party dressed as a- Yeah, as a raisin.

A raisin. We talked about you. He talked about you taking your shirt off. What did he say about it? He said that he kept going up to you at the party and you'd be like reading something on your phone. He'd be like, you want to pop your shirt off to read that? Yeah.

And then I was like, I can't take a single thing you're saying seriously, because you're wearing a gigantic blackface costume. Yeah, yeah. That is true. It was so funny. And I told you that he would, you knew he was drinking a beer. Oh yeah, because you'd have to tip the full costume.

He had to go like this. Yeah. Because he'd bring his arms inside his thing and he goes, anytime you see me going like this, I'm drinking beer. Because he couldn't bend his arms inside the suit. I would just take the suit off at a certain point. He eventually did, but then he put it back on, I think. And he's ass naked underneath it.

But yeah, that'll do it. And everyone kept like punching him in the stomach and stuff. Yeah. You mean everyone or Shane? I think just Shane. But you did want to sort of tickle him for some reason. He just was, yeah. I'd get it.

When someone's in one of those big mascot costumes, you kind of want to just punch them in the head head as hard as you can see if they can feel it And doesn't that like happen like people do that to mascots and mascots will fucking freak out Yeah, dude, cuz it probably fucking hurts. Yeah. Well, there's no you're not padded. No, there's no padding. No Mascots will fully crash out. What do you? There's like padding on the head. Francis. Whose is this? This is ours.

That's for the second episode, you bastard. What is it, moonshot? Well, crack into it, crack into it. If you're gonna bring it over. I said I wasn't gonna drink because I'm not sure if the molecules have settled yet from the new medication. Well, you can drink a Wellbutrin.

But I think we are- My wife said. I think we're okay. She did? My wife texted you. Oh, yeah, she did. Fide said 300, question mark. What, for his max? Yeah, no way.

I don't believe that for a second. He said he did eight reps of 295 on his fourth set. He's just being humble. He's being humble. 600? Easy. No, I think he could do... Lightweight, baby! 375, 375, I think he could do 375. Lightweight maybe. 375 I think. Lightweight.

Maybe 405, which would be four plates. Yeah. I was saying lightweight to myself as I was inclining to 60s today. This is good stuff. Are you going to have some? I didn't bring it to look at it. This tastes delicious. I've had this before. You know what else is in that bag next to it? You didn Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This tastes delicious.

I've had this before. You know what else is in that bag next to it? You didn't even look at that. Should we save it for the second episode? That's another gift for the second episode. Stogies? Sticks, boy. Oh, let's go.

I wanted to make sure we're having something nice for Thanksgiving. That's huge. That's a good idea. That's fun. Couple cans, maybe? I'll let the floor up here now. I will have a bunch of, we're like out of,

I think I drank us out of house and home. But yeah, my wife texted you, she wanted to get your gut right, bro. She cares about you. Yeah, she was saying I need to get a- H.P.I. lori test. Yeah, something that sounded- Probiotics.

Honestly, it sounded very scary. You should, I think, I mean, she's not fufu. She like works in medicine. She doesn't think, she's not like this holistic. No, I believe it. But she, I think, I mean, she's not fufu. She like works in medicine. She doesn't think, she's not like this holistic. No, I believe it. But she, I think that her contention is that you can cure a lot of your anxiety by like attacking your gut health.

Yeah, that's, my mom, well, you know what's funny? I woke up this morning, my mom texted me and said, start taking probiotics again. Sass, I did what you did. I unplugged my smoke alarms. Yeah? Hell yeah, you ripped the batteries out, throw them across the room.

No, it was too hard to do that, so I just took, I unplugged it from the ceiling, and then I put it in my shower. Why? I had to get it somewhere where smoke would not go. Hopefully the steam doesn't set it off. No, it doesn't. But I mean, I don't, I don't,

once I finished cooking, I brought it back once the whole apartment cleared out. Yeah. But I, I'm cooking up a storm. What are you making? I've been really crushing it. Although last night I didn't really make very good food. I made a steak and it was not very good.

I overcooked it. Let's see the picture. I didn't take one. What? That's crazy. I don't think I've ever cooked a steak and not taken a picture. I think I probably didn't take a picture

because I overcooked it. I seared it on both sides into cast iron and then I put it up and finished it. But then you can get a before and after. I know. This is like, this is my old cooking technique and now look at me. I used a meat thermometer and when I pulled it out it was like 138 and then you know you have to let it rest at which point it continued cooking all the way up to probably like 142 or 3 which is medium. It's truly medium. It's not medium rare at all. If I ever think I overcooked it, I don't let it rest. Well, I didn't. I mean, I took it off the pan and I put it on a plate, a cold plate, so that it wouldn't keep cooking from the heat of the cast iron.

I can make a pretty solid steak. Why don't you let it rest? I think you should always let it rest. I'll show you a picture of my best. I think a lot of the resting is juice retention, too. Yeah. I'm going to go back to sous vide. They say that that is how you ensure

you get it the right temperature every single time. I don't love sous vide though. It's challenging. And I think the key to sous vide is getting the right vacuum seal and plastic in which to cook the food. Yeah, which is also inherently like, I need the best plastic to put around my food.

It's not great. I mean, the best part of put around my food. It's not great. I also, I mean, the best part of a steak to me is the chart, a charred crust. Well, that's why you will do a reverse sear. Once you take it out, Oh, after this, you finish it on the pan. I thought you were doing pure, uh, dishwasher stakes. You know, you can soup feed in a dishwasher. Yeah. Like it's in a car wash. You like throw the fucking That's good. The hell was that?

They want us to do something later. Oh Okay, we had visitors fucking visitors trying to find a picture of my my beautiful steak just surrounded by Decade old fucking if I start getting super drunk, just, you know, deal with me, let me know. They say you get really drunk when you're on the Wellbutrin. Early. But we had like a...

My wife had like an awesome probiotic, so that's uncooked. Oh, that's nice. That is nice, sass. Sass! Beautiful. Yeah. Ay-ay-ay! You made that? Where'd you make that?

You made that at home? Made it at home. Good for you, man. That's sick. Maybe cut against the grain next time. Is there any better feeling than fucking cooking an awesome steak? I don't eat red meat that often, so when I do and I do it well, I'm so excited. Yeah.

I just feel like, argh. What's your favorite cut to cook? I'm probably, you know what I like a lot is a London broil. Interesting. It's a little bit more like a flank steak kind of. A flank steak? No, no, it's a London broil. A London broil. Yeah, maybe it is a flank steak. no what's the London broil a London broil yeah maybe it is a flank steak look it up but I I like that I like a I like a strip I like a

sirloin I like a ribeye yeah ribeye school ribeye is my go to suckle the fat like that Tomahawks are awesome cuz you can pick it up by the fucking bone ribeye is like the like if I'm cooking the steak, it's a rib eye. Me and Matthew McConaughey. Facts. Matthew McConaughey said steak is a rib eye. Everything else is rabbit food. Exactly.

Just period amen, he said. Yep. No other cooks. Steak is a rib eye. But you, I just do whatever they have that's dry aged. I like it to have a little funk. Interesting. Have you guys been seeing these videos of what grass-fed beef actually is?

Yeah, I have seen those. Where they're just like dump a bunch of grass on top of these like imprisoned beef, these chatterbait beefs, these chatterbait long-horned cows. They say just because it says grass-fed doesn't mean that the farmer's daughter got to know the cow on a first name basis and rode it around over the course of its life and finally when it was time. They're living to die. They slaughtered it. Those calves, which is why I'm okay with making meat in the lab.

I'm okay with that too. If they can get to a point where it's decent, I'm okay with it. I don't have a problem with it. Otherwise, you're just like breeding something to die. At least let it like play. Have you ever seen cows playing with like one of the big yoga balls? Oh, yeah. Let a cow play with a yoga ball or listen to a troubadour play.

Let them hear the saxophone a couple of times. Let them hear the saxophone or make it in a fucking lab. Yeah. I also think what'll happen is we need to create this genetically engineered beef or whatever food for people, you know, and then what's gonna happen is that, uh, there will still be ways to buy an old-fashioned steak. And you're gonna have to go through the black market

and it's gonna be insanely expensive. But when you get it or you can go to some underground speakeasy that still serves like real beef. You know Japan will be on top of it. And you go do that. Way to. And then that will make you appreciate the novelty and taste of a steak that much more. I think that people who hunt things, like I'm cool with it. Like you hunt something, it's in the wild, it's you versus them.

You stand the chance of getting gored by it or whatever. Cool. I have no problem with that. I think just when you breed something to die, that's a little bit fucking gay. You're a grid. I don't know. I'm just excited for this, for like paying, you know, five grand for a, for a. Well that's what you have to do now these days for horse meat, to get the good stuff.

Is it really? Oh my God. Oh yeah. I had horse meat in Iceland. Cuddle horses, so pricey. So tender. Beautiful horse. So tender. And those horse, I mean, those horses in Iceland are living great lives.

The rump. The rump of the horse. They're not factory farmed horses. Those are fucking free range. Yeah. The ones in Iceland? Wild. Yeah, those are wild. I think there's a lot of incest, though, among the horses.

I'd hope so. Yeah. Makes for a little bit more of a tender cut. All those horses are reading from right to left You see a cross-eyed horse, you know, it's gonna be delicious because it can't walk as good Yeah, it doesn't build as much right? No, their foreheads are huge and they literally have four heads that are huge. Yeah Yeah, you're growing up next to an Icelandic nuclear power plant They have nuclear power up there. It's all geothermal nuclear power plant They have nuclear power up there. It's all geothermal

They source like 95% of their energy or something from all the hot water beneath the country. I have geothermal hot sauce I do It's great What does it mean? I don't know. What does that mean? It says it's it was made with geothermal What does it mean? I don't know. What does that mean? It says it was made with geothermal fucking heat. Huh.

How many Scovilles is it? Not that many. You'd expect it to be a lot hotter. Did you experience that when you would wash your hands in Iceland, if you turned on the hot water and let it run for too long, you could not put your hand in there? Just the tap. The water was so hot that it would legitimately burn your skin. Yeah, I also remember the smell And I think it was the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life like rotting eggs was

It was we stayed I told I've told this story a while ago, but we stayed in a hotel in in this town Bangor, I think it was called there's Bangor, Maine. That's Maine. It was Bangor, Maine? That's Maine, you're thinking of. You're thinking of Maine. That's Maine, not Bangor. You're thinking of Zeke? No, I'm trying to think of... Who's from Bangor, Maine is Stephen King. It sounds very familiar to that. Let me figure out where it was.

Our AAU team, Maine Hoops, we used to practice in Bangor. See, I'll be able to find this in the time. He'd pull up to watch the kids. It was in... Come here, little boy. Borgarns. Borg was in. Come here little boy. Borgarns. Borgarns. Borgarns.

You guys got a recommendation for where I should go by myself? I'm gonna do a solo trip. We were in Borgarns and we stayed in a hotel that was, it was not, it was like, we were like, we gotta find somewhere to stay and I looked up hotels and there's like, oh, this one has availability and it's cheaper and And we booked it.

Wasn't really a hotel, was just a room in someone's home. Like we walked in and there was just like an old dude sitting on the couch watching TV and we like went out. And then we came back and they're all asleep. So we're like trying to be really quiet. And we're all like fucking destroyed, like shit faced out of our minds. And no, I'm okay.

And this was the first time any of us were gonna shower in Iceland and Bo turned on the shower and the entire house started smelling like fucking diarrhea and dude I was like wheezing I was laughing so hard I was like what is the fucking smell that's classic Bo it was so fucking funny yeah yeah how do they get clean off of that? I don't know That's nasty. Oh told me that story Now his perspective Bo said I'm asking so I'm ass naked in the shower. All's I hear is sad

I'm pissed off cuz I know everyone's sleeping and now he's waking up the people in the house It was so the hotel was so strange. It wasn't a hotel, it was literally just someone's house. But they're friendly folk over there. Not really. They're really not. I would say not Iceland. No, no, I've been to Iceland, I wouldn't go there. There's really cheap flights to Korea.

I would do that. Like it's significant. North or South. Yeah, but dude, I gotta go to Japan. I gotta. I gotta go. So then go to Japan. Looks like your mind's made up. I feel like I'm the last guy going to Disneyland. What? Everyone's gone to Japan. Who's going to Japan? You guys when everyone I know has gone to Japan. I've never been to Japan. I don't really have any interest in going to Japan, though. We could go together. Now I have less interest.

Why would you say that? Just riffing. Now Japan would eat you alive. It would eat me alive. You would have no shot in Japan. They do have good skiing out there. I'm thinking about that. I think I could do a hybrid trip of sort of shopping and skiing.

I think the skiing out there is supposed to be pretty cool. Apparently the powder consistency is unlike anything anywhere else in the world. It's like marshmallows. It's like skiing down a big pile of confectioners sugar. Yeah. I used to watch a bunch of videos of people doing backcountry skiing in Japan and it looked so sick. That's cool. That's probably such a in Japan, and it looked so sick.

That's cool. That's probably such a calming video. Oh yeah. You probably were so calm. Versus skiing in Tahoe, where they call it, I think they call it the West Coast Cement, because somehow the winds and the rain that come in from the Pacific make the snow very wet.

And hard. And hard, yeah, so it's hard to move the snow under your skis. I love the the snow very wet. And hard. And hard, yeah, so it's hard to move the snow under your skis. I love the wet snow. Don't love that. The wet snow, I feel like it's the easiest to ski on. No way, dude. I skied in, I skied in, out in Canada, Whistler. And it was always the case that at the end of the day,

cause the top half of the mountain is at a certain altitude where the snow is nice. But then the bottom half is when it gets into the wet stuff. And that final run of the day, top half to the middle half is fine. And then the bottom half is the most exhausting, grueling part of the entire day. I could see that. It's also way easier to catch an edge on that wet snow. Yep.

Right. Yeah. Grabs onto your bottom. Yeah. Hate catching an edge. Hate that. If you're taking like a bad fall skiing, I've got to add to. I used to do, I was on the freestyle team. You remember? Yeah.

I was on the racing team. No, you, because you said you went, you did grinding. You went on rails. Well, yeah, I did that just for fun. But you wouldn't grind with racing skis on. I didn't have racing skis. What did you have? Twin tips.

I did. I had Armada twin tips. You're talking about the ones that have the same front, you can land backwards? Yes. And I had full tilt boots, still have full tilt boots. And now I have line skis. What's so funny about that? Just love hearing you talk about the technical aspects

of ski gear. Yeah, of anything. You are a tech head. I'm a gear head. Gear hound, yeah. Gear head, for sure. 100%. You should be down there with Joe.

Always have been. You know Joe, who runs the gear for gear for bar stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Hennessy Joe Would have loved to pick his brain for like an hour or two I've chopped it up in there just gear talk just talking gear talking tripods me him and tech I Andrew will go in there. Oh, yeah, we'll just lock the door Like no girls allowed 40 minutes on time. No girls allowed.

We're just talking gear. The worst fall I ever took skiing, there was two that I remember, but one of them was I was doing it, I was on a double black diamond and there were moguls and I was in the moguls and then I kind of felt myself starting to lose control in the moguls and I was like, I gotta get out of the moguls. So I tried of felt myself starting to lose control in the moguls and I was like I got to get out of the moguls so I tried to bail out of them and then as I'm bailing out of them I'm going fucking fast and I just go off of

one sends me into the air not ready to go into the air land right below the chairlift wind knocked out of me I'm just roll both my skis double ejected and I'm just rolling around on the ground for like five minutes as people are just like slowly passing by, looking down, being like, are you okay? And I'm like... -♪ Gah! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! Heee! He Yeah, I thought it was dying. Yeah, I thought I died couldn't breathe Yeah, little boys, but it doesn't happen that like I haven't had the wind knocked out of me in years You probably haven't fallen like you fell when you were a little boy. It can still happen It just needs you need to get hit right football players get the wind knocked out of them constant I had it happen in lacrosse once and I couldn't get off the field and I was embarrassed because I was like I'm not injured

Yeah, I know what's going on, but I can't move. Yeah,'t stand up. And I was making sounds that everyone else was like embarrassed by. I would love to see a sports science of what happens to your body. Does like literally do your lungs empty of oxygen? It's got to be something like that. The first time it happened to me, I was at my neighbor's house and I was sledding. And I went off of a jump. We built a jump and I was the first one to go off of it and I landed in the driveway.

And then I just fucking was flailing around for five minutes. It's crazy that you have this like Sean White like existence of like going off of jumps, but then you were blessed with like the body you have. It's just so that's what I mean. Listening to you describe doing daring athletic outdoor activities versus the sass that I know now who has a vitamin D deficiency is very hard to reconcile. I mean, I was, I wasn't good at like. It's like you were molested outdoors.

Yeah, I wasn't good at any of those things. And it's just from that day on, you said never again. Yeah. I'm gonna stay inside. Yeah, you were molested. Like I could always do the basics. Like I could do the- You were molested by a park ranger.

You definitely were molested by a fucking- By a game warden. A fucking bucky lassock. Like I can do, I can do like the basics of like skateboarding. Like I've always been good at skateboarding, but just like the basics, like cruising. Like I could cruise everywhere. Like I used to just skateboard around my town. That's like how I would get around.

Or like a longboard. And we would like, we would like bomb hills on the longboard and then you'd like go into the grass. Are you fucking with me right now? I swear to God. Okay. It would be like mid-90s. But like I could never do like a kick flip or like an ollie.

It's a great movie. Great movie. I actually love that movie. That movie's Cheeks. And then I would, that movie sucked. It was really good and that movie's Lucas Hedges. Yeah, that movie sucked. Hedges goes crazy in that.

You know I used to tutor him, right? Yes. Classic. And then he turned out to who he is today. Didn't he thank you, his Oscar speech or something like that? He just goes crazy. You know I used to tutor him, right? Yes. Classic. And then he turned out to who he is today. Didn't he thank you for his Oscar speech or something like that? Sure didn't. He didn't win, nor did he ever mention me.

Maybe he was just on the red carpet. Was there like, tell us about your look? And he's like, I have something more important to say. I'm trying to look like Lucas Hedges these days. Tell you what. Francis, if you're out there, thank you. Thank you for prepping me for the ACT, which didn't mean anything for my career.

We should go skiing. I'm definitely, I'm going to go to Telluride in December, I think. Are you? Yeah. When? For New Year's? Ooh, it's not a bad idea.

Do you want to go for New Year's? I think I'm going to go. He's not going to go anywhere with you. I know. You need to get it through your head that he doesn't like us. Ha ha ha ha. Your ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Your life will be so much happier

when you stop trying to fucking ever hang out with Sass. I am so alone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think we're going to go stay at Matt's house and tell your ride because we're his family libs. Is Bo going to be there? I think, yeah. Can I bring my twin tips? Yeah, you can bring your twin tips. Last time I went skiing was in Telluride and I had to wear Matt's brother's boots and skis and it was the most miserable experience. I've like, I've never had, I've never had higher hopes for an experience

and then been so incredibly disappointed with the experience. I was, I've never, I've always skied out East. Like skiing out East, it's like, you're just skiing on ice the entire time. And I was like, I'm going to tell your eye, this is like one of the great skiing mountains of America. I'm pumped for this. And then I wear these boots that felt like someone was putting my feet in a hydraulic press for four hours straight. Too small.

It was just constant pain for four hours. Yeah, that's really tough, dude. That's not good. I was just on a ski slope this past weekend in Switzerland. God damn. Hitless, it was called. You went to Switzerland? Yes.

Did you really? Yeah. When? This weekend. You just stopped by? Yeah, for like a day and a half. How'd you get out there? Train?

No, I flew from Paris. The flight's super cheap going from city to city in Europe. That's what I've heard. 100 bucks. That's what I've heard. It's fast. But I heard that there was a Christmas market at the top of the mountain.

So I went up to the top of the mountain just trying to find a fucking Christmas mark and I was in a fucking lift for like 20 minutes. I hate that. It was like a sealed lift. It was picturesque and beautiful. Gondola. Yeah, it was like a gondola.

Yeah, and we got to the top. Telephareke. A telephareke. A telephareke. And we got to the top and there was fucking no Christmas market up there. That sucks. It was exclusively Chinese tourists and Indian tourists up there with me. Yeah. In slacks. With some other people like who were going to go. And loafers. Go like ski.

But that was like a different side that they went off. The Chinese tourists like looked at me and they were like, be careful of pickpockets everyone. And just sat and stared at me and they like made everybody put their backpacks on their front. They're like last week some Korean couple got 10,000 euros stolen from them by pickpockets on the lift. Who's going to the top of the mountain to fucking rob an old Chinese couple? Not me for sure. Tough to blend in with the crowd up there, the yetis. And then on the way back, it was so crowded getting out of there. I don't know if this is common for like Ski-Los, but getting the lift down was like an insane

line. And it was almost exclusively the Indian bros that were up there at that time. And Indian bros in a crowd is like, I mean, India has 2 billion people. It is a densely populated area. So they're like touching me, moving me out of the way. But it got to a point where it was almost like flash mobby. And like, they just kind of lean forward and like try to move. And it should be scary,

but they're almost gleeful about it. They're like just falling forward and like, oh, ho, ho, ho! It's like falling, and it's like, they're doing it, but they're acting like they can't help it. And they're just falling forward. It's truly a magical experience to get flash mob with the Indian bros on top of Titliss in Switzerland. Sorry, go ahead.

I was going to say going down a ski lift is, for some reason, I always thought was the scariest fall. Yeah, that's weird. Like, when you're going down, it's trying to get you to fall off. Yeah. It's horrifying. Yeah,'re going down, it's like you're, it's like, it's trying to get you to fall off. Yeah. It's horrifying. I was going up. You're like, okay, you'll just fall down and be there going down. It's like it'll take your momentum if you fall. Yeah. To tumble you down. Exactly. The entirety of this mountain. I had one of my biggest laughs. One of my best laughs that I ever got was in a gondola, a big group, Teleférique.

I was skiing in France and everyone's wearing their ski gear, we're all packed, jammed into this massive, massive gondola, probably 40, 50 people. And someone's cell phone started ringing. And this was many years ago. And the ringtone they had was, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Oh yeah. And I went, bad to the bone. And then he was trying to get it out

and it went and it did it again, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And I went, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And everybody laughed. It was one of the best moments. That's a banger. That's what I knew. That's when I knew I was gonna be a comedian. This was one of the best moments. That's a banger. That's what I knew. That's when I knew I was going to be a comedian.

Oh, this was before you started your career. Yeah, I was doing mics at that time, but that was kind of the breakthrough. Did you try to tell that one on stage? No, I didn't. I've never told anyone that story. Interesting. All right, we should wrap this one up.

And we'll get into another one. See you guys on Thursday. We'll see you guys on Thursday for our Thanksgiving special. Goodbye. Close was over Still, still underground So I looked older Till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting Before, before was I

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