Son of a Boy Dad - Rogan Day | Son of a Boy Dad #256

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. All righty. Welcome back to the son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is December 4th. We are here live from HQ3. Welcome. It was a big day. Yeah.

Huge, huge. Big day. For multiple reasons. We got Sass in a new sweater. I love it. I love it. I love that mahogany. What would you call that? Maroon, I guess? It's just a pure maroon. Yeah, that's a maroon almost bordering on a purple. I think that's like center of the palette maroon. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I could see it being mistaken for mahogany. Mahogany? Mahogany. Isn't mahogany a reddish wood? I could see it being mistaken for misogyny. But it's not, it's actually maroon. It's a beautiful hue. Did you just get it in?

Or it's like, um, chardonnay almost. Yeah, yeah. There are some chardonnay undertones for sure. There's a bunch of fishing emojis that are sewn in to the front breast, very similar to the green one, same sort of knit. It's the same sweater. I think, no, this is a knockoff of the original. It wanted to be the original.

Doesn't it feel like that? Yeah, it feels like a little bit of a. It's also very, it's way smaller than the original. I had to stretch it out for like 30 minutes this morning. Yeah, you're stretching your clothes? Yeah. How do you do that? Just pull them.

With your hands? Yeah. That's how they used to torch the medieval clothes. Put it on, stretch them out. Well, wearing it, I could understand. Yeah, but- It was like, it was pretty, like it was pretty small. Treating your sweater like it's a pizza dough?

Like the arms, the arms were like up here. Right. Now look at them. Now look at what they said. He was spinning it between his knuckles sweater like it's a pizza dough? The arms were like up here. Right. Now look at them. He was spinning it between his knuckles and then throwing it up in the air. Catching his sweatshirt. Really stretching it out. Pretty much exactly that.

As much as possible. Sometimes you have to do that, but it looks like it was already a good size because when you usually stretch clothing, it shrinks back down. No, not this. So it's perma-stretch now. No, not this. So it's perma stretch now. I am zeroing in on a potential trip to Japan over New Year's potentially. Really? I'm trying to get over there. We're using

a amazing combination of miles which I will use on a premium economy ticket and then I will use global upgrade certificates there and back to get myself into a Delta one lie flat bed for the price of only the miles of a premium economy seat. Do the do the does the global does the global upgrade thing work? No matter what? Like what if they just don't have a seat? work no matter what? Like what if they just don't have a seat? It is very tricky and they are very on to me. They do not release that option often. In fact, in all likelihood, I will have to fly through Seattle. I'll have to go west. But as an overall timing perspective, it's actually not that much more because I'm going to fly from Portland, Maine to Detroit,

Detroit to Seattle, Seattle to Tokyo. But if I were crazy that there's a direct flight from Seattle to Tokyo, but there's not a direct flight from Maine to Seattle. Maine's tiny though. Yeah, Maine's really regional. There's a direct flight from Detroit to Tokyo, which goes over the pole. I see, I see. That's how I went.

Wave down to Santa. And I came back through Minneapolis. That's another way to do it. That gets you to LaGuardia, which is kind of nice. But unfortunately, that is the flight that they're very on to you about with Delta, and they do not release many options to upgrade with global upgrade certificates. And I only have until January 31st before my global upgrades certificates from this past year expire. I have to hit the hotline you have to I have called them I have spoken to them it is frustrating. Well you did the wait time was probably sublime. Well I had because I have no

way time at all as a diamond medallion. The issue is that they have to check each fucking option individually they have to run it individually. So if I say, okay, let's try December 26th until January 4th, they have to run that. There's no low fare calendar that you might see on the website as you're searching for yourself. Let's just say if your back is erect on your trip to Japan, you might as well stay home. I'm not going.

I'm actually not gonna go. If you don't have lumbar support as you fly to Haneda, I'm pretty sure that you should be fucking parking your ass on the couch and maybe like working in a soup kitchen for Halloween or whatever holiday's coming up. It's going to be like that movie Unbroken, that book, Unbroken. Phenomenal movie. Where they torture the guy in the internment camp.

Oh, you were thinking of like the Louis Zamparini movie. I Was thinking I was thinking of a sequel to split and yeah, Dr. Glass. Oh Yeah, I know you're talking about the Bruce Willis movie the Bruce Willis movie where he might find so that he is super Strength the other problem I'm running into is that hotels in Tokyo in this period between Christmas and New Year's are extremely expensive. And I'm honestly looking at, I'm looking at the Grand Hyatt in Tokyo, which I think is a nice hotel, but it's not that crazy. Francis, I'm gonna put you in contact with my concierge from the Amman. He's gonna get you, he's gonna get you right. I think that might be out of the question. That's just too big of a, that's too big of a reach. No, no, no. Why don't you say to Citizen M?

Citizen M in Japan, yeah. It's probably nice as hell. Citizen M does not fall under the Fine Hotels and Resorts collection that you find at the American Express Platinum Card, for which you get a free breakfast every morning, as well as a $100 hotel credit, which you can use towards either the restaurant or the spa. If they have one, they definitely

don't have one at the Hotel M collection. The hotel in Japan is probably like sleeping in the lockers at a train station. Yeah. It's probably like, that's what Coin Locker Babies was about. I was really out on Cines and M and I'm kind of back in on it. It's not like all of your shit is just like

within arm's reach at all times. Right. In Japan, it's kind of what they're, that's what they're known for. Well, yeah. Japanese hotel. Pull out beds. Yes. Yeah.

Europe as well. Not just Japan. Is that so? Europe hotels are very small, European hotels. But they have like sconces. They have like classic architecture. That's true. The, the, the citizen M, the Japanese micro hotels, they probably have some insane shit.

They probably have like hovering hotels where you sleep in pods or some shit like that. Yeah, probably. I know. I'm just troubled because again, most of these hotels are not part of the fine hotels of the F&H collection for which you get a complimentary 4 p.m. checkout if you request it and it's available and early check-in as well as complimentary upgrades Late check out is never available. Oh, I've checked out at 4 p.m. I Have to oh then is it never available?

I mean you've done it first of all the time that I did it. I didn't even request late check out I was like, I'm not leaving you can do that Yeah but the one time I did request it was when we were in St. Louis together and I had to go to LA from St. Louis to go film something with Rome, but my flight wasn't until like 5 p.m. Yeah. And I was like, I called the front desk and I was like, can I get late check out? And they were like, check out was two hours ago.

Get the fuck out. There's just a big maid cracking her knuckles outside your fucking room waiting to beat your ass. So that's another hack, by the way, is that you can speak to the maid or you can use your Google Translate app to speak to the maid. And you can tell her, listen, I need another hour. And here's 20 bucks, which is definitely more than the hourly rate that they make. Yeah. Oh, that's life changing.

I don't even think you have to do that. I think you can literally just be like, hey, I'm not ready. And they wait. And they wait. Oh, I like to pay them because I support their plight. I just lock the door. They bring that straight to a dive store to buy snorkeling equipment so that their relatives can pass the Rio Grande. And they can fish for something nice.

At a lower risk of drowning. It's nice going up to a, like a maid in a hotel and being like, how much to quit your job right now? Yeah. You see people do that at like McDonald's and like drive-throughs and stuff like that. It's so funny. That one dude who does it and he goes and it's the same guy every time and he doesn't give him any money. You ever see that guy? Put the give him any money. Yeah. You ever see that guy? Yeah. It's so

funny. Cause he gave like the, you know, maybe I'm thinking of a, you know how I get like a drive through, there's like two doors or two windows. It's like, you'll pay one and then you'll get your food. The other, he like gave the, I think he gave like the first person or maybe two people were at the window and he gave the first person Like 200 bucks and then just some other dude like pokes his head out the window and he's like, what's up, man? And then they just sit there and he's like clearly trying to get money and he keeps going back to the same Wendy's and doing The exact same thing and the guy just keeps sticking his head out and being like long day thing and the guy just keeps sticking his head out and being like, one day. I don't know where that trend came from because those people definitely just go back inside and

get their job back. Oh yeah, absolutely. Get the $20,000 whatever it is. Yeah. Crazy trend. You have to go to Ukaitoriyama if you want a life-changing meal. It's like 45 minutes outside of Tokyo proper. Oh, shit. Ukaitoriyama. How'd you find this place and what made you decide to go out that far? Just because it's a transcended meal. Oh, okay. I hit the fat travel Reddit. Nice, nice.

Did you ever go on that Reddit? No, but that sounds really good. Or Katsudonya isuuecho. Which was our favorite food. It was so good, dude. I really think that you have to try it. Okay. You can text that to me. Katsudon Yosuecho.

And we also went to Kaga Onsen with the coyote in Kaga Onsen. And you could try to read the though, the name of the town. It's right underneath it. This one here? Yeah. Yamana Kounsen Higashi-machi. That's one word. Yeah.

Wow. Let me get it. One word. You ready for it? Oh God. Oh, oh boy. Oh God. Boy oh God That actually didn't even spill that much which one was it that long-ass word right? Oh shit. That's the name of a town

Yeah Yeah, Monica with a little more chest Yeah, I'm on go. Yeah, okay a little less chest with the difference. Yeah, I'm on Chachi Okay, a little less chest, what the difference? Yeah, my god, I was going to go up in a cha-chi. It could not have ended with cha-chi. It does. Machi, machi. Machi, yeah, not cha-chi, bro. The same freaking Mexico.

Well, it's nice because Japanese, you kind of can just like, you can kind of just hover through the middle of the word. You just need to get the beginnings and the ends. There's no like secret pronunciations in Japan. You just say it as it's fucking written. I got the fucking recommendations bro for you Please I want to definitely see those and we'll have a more longer debrief Also some some useful phrases. Yep. I need that good choice

Do you need a blanket? Thank you for the delicious meal. Thank you for the delicious meal. Osumumusei wa nankei desuka. What would you recommend? Oh, okay. Yeah, bro, so I was using the local dialect. They really respected it out there. It was fucking sick. Cool. I'm excited for your trip.

I also have some news I'm excited about. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins.

I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm having twins. I'm excited for your trip. I also have some news I'm excited about. I'm having twins. Yes. Yes. I told you guys personally. Well, you also posted on Instagram.

Yes, but I told you guys personally first and then I posted it on Instagram. I was like lip sealed. I was like, no one knows. And then I woke up this morning and it's fucking live on IG. Do you think that the, if the square footage for the grand Hyatt is listed in meters, that 400 meters is enough? Well, that's probably pretty good. That seems pretty big. No, but yeah, my wife was super excited about it and uh,

we were like just happy to be able to finally post. How long have you known? I mean, I guess you would know first. It's an extra. It's an extra. Yeah, I was like halfway through the. It's an extra 2000 yen for a view of Mount Fuji per night. But they say that the yen is really weak right now. That sounds sick.

I'm sorry, what were you saying? No, but no, she's uh, she is probably like 18 So like I've known since surviving bar Barstools damn. Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough secret to keep. Yeah, it was going all the way Stay in a fucking citizen M. I'm not gonna stay in a small stay in a fucking Citizen M, I'm not gonna stay in a small Chafer and his hotel. No, it's exciting news for me and for my family and I'm pretty excited about it. It is very exciting. I just thought that I would tell you guys first. We're very thrilled for you brother.

I'm so happy. And that's obviously making fun of Sass for when he heard some... When I told Rhone that I was getting divorced and Sass was just- Just couldn't stop talking about his hotel. Complaining about his hotel room the whole time. I'll be honest, I didn't even pick that up. And then when Francis originally, I mean, I told Sass for the first time two days ago and genuinely the reaction was, oh, that's dope. Oh, and unrelated news my boys coming

into town that's not true at all that's a blatant lie it's close no it's not close no it isn't like five minutes later yes it was we were going crazy what are you talking about? No, I'm joking. I'm joking. You sent me such a very nice message, too, on the side. Yeah, I texted him after, as well. He texted me afterwards on the side. We decided that the kids are going to stay with me

for the first three months. Oh, well, Night Nurse Sass. Yes, he said that. No, well, I was randomly just going through the applications of Night Nurses, and I cold called one of them them and it was Sass. He's been moonlighting as a night nurse. We thought he was doing bits.

It's all Trinidadian women and most of them are like, I won't do anyone else's laundry, I won't do the dishes. Sass is like, I just need inputs for my PlayStation and I need the children to have earmuffs so that I can scream as I play Call of Duty. But when he's around, he walks his stroller with the other Trinidadian women. And he's like, the child's had Chick-fil-A four times this week.

What am I to do? He's fucking great at it. So do they sell? I mean, this is a dumb question. But how souped up of a stroller are you going to have to get to account for twins? That is a fair question. I think that we're, there's two kinds.

You can either go side to side or stacked up on top of each other and side to side in New York, it's like impossible to get through doorways. That's tough. So we're going to have to just lean in tower of peas of their ass. You're going to go double decker? We got the only way like the London bus. That's crazy next to each other. I see like towed cars Yes, exactly like in the parking like we're on there stacked. Yeah, it'll kind of be stacked jammed into each other But I don't know we're just gonna have to be man to man from the jump

A lot of people have been asking and so my wife does have twins in her family. Her grandma gave birth to twins. Her cousins are twins. So blessed to have twins. We were just happy to have anything. Honestly, I thought it was going to be girls for a long time because everyone's always like men make men. And I'm like, am I even a man? I was like nervous.

There's going to be a lot of tea in the house. What do you mean? Oh yeah. A lot of testosterone. I thought you meant like spilling tea. How does your wife feel about two more dudes being in the, in the house? Well, she comes from sisters. So like, uh, I mean, it's, she, it's a vast change of the energy in the house. It's going to be crazy.

I'm, I'm, I'm so astounded by this development in your life. I know, dude. I can't believe it. It's astonishing. I can't believe I'm saying this on the podcast right now. It's astonishing. It's fucking insane. Young Harry and young Francis.

Yeah. Yeah. Happy to bring them into the world. Yeah. Yeah. I've been telling everybody that I'm naming them after them. Hey. Hey. Hey.

I'm fucking telling everybody it's the only way. I mean, right off the bat, you know, your move to the suburbs is going to necessitate a bigger yard so that your catch can be in a triangle formation. Yeah. We're going to have to do like, um, like outfield relay catches down my skinny ass hallway. That's the only way. You do have a pitcher, a catcher, and a batter right off the bat.

Yes. And that's all, that's all me too. That's good. And yeah, it's going to be fun. It's, uh, I, yeah, I have no idea what it's going to be like. We're obviously, I mean, my wife and I have no plans on leaving New York. So there's no imminent move to the suburbs or anything like that, but we're fucking, I don't know, we're excited.

Happy that I could tell you guys. It's so cool, man. It's just, it's crazy. I would say that when you told me, you delivered it so well, too. You told me you were pregnant, and then I got very excited, and then you waited a bit, and you said,

and there's a catch, or there's a rub, or something. It's twins. And that gave me this second wave, this aftershock, that I would say changed my excitement and awe another like 50%. I liked that so much that I told my parents. In the same way? In the exact same way.

I texted them and I said, Rone's wife is pregnant. And then they were all like, oh my God. And then I said, with twins. Wow. And then people go crazy. Yeah. A whole, a new.

It's awesome. My sister sent like the head exploding emoji. Yeah. It's such a fun way to tell people. So cool. We've honed it so well. After everybody we tell, we fucking hone it down.

And then you hit them with, and it's boys. Yeah. Yeah. What happened. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna be rich. We're gonna be fucking rich. Well, when he said that to me, that was, I said, you know, they haven't decided yet.

Exactly, yeah. 18 years, they'll all find out their gender. Fingers crossed. It definitely put a little layer of, you know, displeasure over the whole announcement for me because that felt very reductive and antiquated and not with the times. I mean, if I learned anything from Emily Radajowski, it's that you don't tell a child what its gender is until two weeks later, at which

point you completely reverse course. Go back on the original pronouncement. What I'm really hoping for, do you think we're going to get, you think they're going to be athletic? God, no. No. Cause I was hoping for like a couple little Christian McCaffrey's running around. I mean, I'm going to have them in the ladder. I'm doing the ladder drills early,

but they're probably going to be. I think you got to go full. I'm going to train them. McCaffrey family raising. I'm going to have them on the hills. I think Christian McCaffrey like didn't have carbs until he was like 23. They're not tasting sugar. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind

It'll be so funny to train them like that and they still just wind up with body types like mine Drilling them to be great athletes and they got cut from JV We worked every day of our life for this we have no other purpose it's gonna be fun as oh I'm sure that I'm sure it's some kind of karma that I deserve and there'll be some kind of chaos around no no come on No, no when Clem. I mean no no just the chaos of having crazy kids like when Clem fine found out He was like of course like the Loki of Barstool is like gets to like chaotic twin boys like it'll be funny Hmm. It'll be very funny. Do you have twins? God no.

Half a man. I'm joking he is the fucking man. He was so nice about it and just gave me so many fatherly tips. It connects you to people in different ways. You'll find out someday son. Well it's exciting but yeah I just want but it's also like we've been kind of building up the food pyramid to our biggest news of the day And the biggest news of the day is sitting here Wow There's a lot of dude. There's so many things to talk about. I know I watched surviving bar stool. How good was that? I was what I started it this morning. I still have half the episode left, but it's great dude

It's I was it was kind of funny it's kind of similar to how I felt when we did the Out of Order tour and we like, we'd show the sketches and fights brought it up towards the end. He was like, I can tell that I never, he was like, I can tell that you, as in me, never watched the sketches

because I was watching them and like howling, laughing because I had never seen any of them before. So there is a payoff to like not following any of the barstool shit. And then like I'm watching the surviving barstool thing. I'm like, oh my God, Mincy's, no, I didn't know Mincy was gonna be there. Like, I'm reacting.

Like I didn't, I don't know anything about it. So I'm watching it. I'm like, this is great. Big cat dude. Wait, Brianna's out there because she and Zach. Yeah. So I enjoyed it a lot. Very foster played in the NFL. I actually, I was watching it on the way here and then I stopped to watch area and foster

highlights. Yeah, it's fun. It's probably pulled up on my YouTube still just to remind yourself his highlight tape is sick. Yeah, it is. He's a fucking beast. But yeah, I mean, I don't want to spoil the second half of the episode for you, but Francis fucking shines. Well, it seemed like he was shining in the beginning of, like in the beginning of the challenge.

Yeah, I think I had the right strategy, which was that I knew immediately we needed to start the base of how far along are you? I just finished the first challenge. Okay, yeah. So I knew immediately we needed to put the fatter sticks at the base and then winnow it out. Yeah. Which is something that the Big Cats team never figured out and just kept snapping. They never figured that out. Yeah, just kept snapping in half.

Was that your team? No. You were the one that won? Yeah, his team won. Okay, got it. We won that challenge. Um, and then we went for the far ring first and that allowed us to catch up, but we got fucked. We truly got fucked.

Yeah, you did. Because we, we, from the moment we got in there, the thing was broken, I think. Yeah. And so it took us like a long time to, for them to believe us that it was broken and then they stopped and saw it, at which point they were well into their puzzle. It was a very bar stool, just like, fuck up moment and just small things going wrong and everybody losing their shit. That's hallmark to this show.

It's crazy. Gilly is so funny. We were just saying that before you got in. a hallmark to this show. Crazy Gilly is so funny. So funny. We were just saying that before you got in. He's a mate and that's all, he was on that level at all times. That wasn't like he turned to the camera and would say that shit.

He just was fried out of his fucking mind, dude. Stoned like in our little bedroom. Yeah, yeah. In our little bedroom that seven people had to sleep in. He was just rolling up Backwoods, dude, and that's why well we smoke a cigar in the office. Oh, yeah, I'm like dude You're lucky that it's not a fucking chain smoked back Yeah, of gilly wonka fucking cush dude that he's not doing cush ups like it's a good

So funny with biz cracking up in the background also dude Gilly saying that when you guys did the cages thing and he's like wallow he's like my cousin he's like he's like he actually got out of prison and now I feel like you guys kind of just putting him back in and he's like so if he starts like screaming random shit like get off of me like Yeah, what did he say though? He had a name or something. He had a name. It was so funny. Like Marcy or something. Get the fuck off of me, Marcy. And he was saying that shit off camera.

We'd be like, dude, say this again once we get out there. It'll be so funny. Cause he just is that naturally funny. When he told Robbie Fox, he's like, you look thick, Robbie. Yeah. Yeah. It does suck as like a comedian. Like you're just like, as many jokes as I write, I'm never going to be as funny as just

like a black dude. A black dude who like shoots 50 shots a game. Who just is always shooting and like he is like a 95% hit rate. He just is always shooting and it's always something funny. It's crazy. His energy is so funny and so fun. Yeah, that's great. So check that out if you haven't watched it yet.

Yeah, episode one just came out. There's episodes coming out Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday of the next three weeks. There's a little bit of a break. And then Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday for the beginning of January. Wait, so there's another episode tonight? There's another episode tonight? There's another episode tonight?

Oh, shit. There's another episode tomorrow night, bro. Damn, that's great, because I remember last time they did it, it was like week by week. Hell no. That's nice. Hell no.

Especially with no ball on tonight. It's gonna be fucking, oh. You watched that game last night? Or two nights ago? What's the day, Wednesday, Monday? Wednesday. Browns? Yeah, Browns game. I didn't

watch it. Good game. I mean I watched Jameis throw five touchdowns and three interceptions. I had Browns to cover. Whatever the fuck it was. And then they gave up that interception late yeah. Brutal but I also had fucking Chubb anytime, Givante Smith anytime and the over so like I didn't parlay it, but. Imagine if you took over 70. You'd be a rich man. You'd be a very rich girl. But yeah, Surviving Barstool is fucking,

it's gonna be so fun to watch. I was watching it like a fan. I called Francis, I was like, get home and watch it. You're the fucking star of the first episode. I wasn't gonna watch it. Don't spoil it for me, because I haven't finished it yet. I wasn't going to watch it. Don't spoil it for me. I haven't finished it yet. I wasn't going to watch it. And then you told me that. And then I couldn't help myself.

I wasn't going to watch it. Not to be like anti or superior. Just I have a hard time watching myself in anything. So can't relate. Like sassing out of order. No, that's literally what you just confessed to. And stuff like that. Yeah. And stuff like that.

I have a hard time watching myself because I'm like, because you're trying to be funny. Yeah, I mean, I was trying to be funny on this show too. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, but it landed. I don't know why. That's actually weird, because I feel

like I do have a hard time watching myself in sketches. But I don't have a hard time watching my own stand up. And I don't have a hard time. I guess that's really the only things that I do. So there was nothing else. What about this podcast? I don't like watching myself on this podcast. Right.

If I get to see a clip come up, I get that out of there. Too real. Yeah. Well, we need to, yeah, it's going to be great. I'm glad you, I mean, you don't even know who gets eliminated in the first episode. No. You can't even fuck it up. No.

Which you would. You loose-lipped bastard. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Should we do the big reveal? Yeah. This is a, um. Sass walked into the room right on time

with a fucking huge bag. But he was carrying the bag by the handle of something inside. See, so I tried to put it in the backpack, and then I put the backpack on, and I was like, this backpack's gonna snap. This backpack is, it's the fucking comedy connection backpack, this thing's not built to carry 55 pounds. That's something we all knew

when you said that was your plan. And then we just gave up on trying to counter your idiot. And then I was like, put it back in the box, and I was like, this doesn't work, and then I was like, the only easy way to carry this thing is with the handle. Right. As it's intended to hold.

Which you then put it in a bag that would actually make it harder to hold by the handle. I didn't know, I just didn't want people to see it. I didn't want people to see it as I was walking through my building, so I just put my hand in it. Why? Because they'd probably jump you for it, they'd probably try and steal from you on the spot.

Yeah, I mean, this is like walking around with just a gold brick. They know if they see that, that your packages are ones worth stealing. Exactly. Because of how valuable your possessions are. I should knock on my super's door and say, I missed one.

Knock with the kettlebell. Just send Rogan through the fucking door. Like Miley Cyrus in the wrecking ball video. The thing is though, if someone tried to steal it from you, it's too heavy for you to brandish as a weapon. You know what I mean? Like you can maybe nut tap somebody with that, but you're not getting it to their head

to fucking bash them. I gotta get someone in the knees pretty good with it. You'd have to take their knee out. You can get one throw and really hurt their toes. But yeah, it would be a thing. And the top of their foot. But I think it would move too slow to even throw it. But if you throw it at their feet, that might be the only way. If you throw it through their shin, so even if they back up, they're gonna have the dodge ball out of there. Yeah. Unleash it, but stand up and do it just

because we want to see you holding it. Well, it's... Don't do it sitting down. That's so unceremonious. You gotta take the bag down. It's so unceremonious. You gotta take the bag off. It's so unceremonious. Unbag it. Put it on the table. On the table. There we go. Big moment.

Whoa. Ahhhhh. Wow. And you weren't shaking. Does it only come in that weight? I think, yeah. That's so fucking sick. I know Onnit makes other kettlebells, but I think Rogan only comes in that weight.

We're gonna have to need to get the whole, the gamut of every famous face that's wound up on a kettlebell. I don't think any others have. I think it's just Rogan. They have no other faced kettlebells? Why are we not doing this as Mercs then? I know Onnit makes a bunch of,

they have like gorilla ones and shit. 45 pounds for Francis's, 35 pounds for mine, 25 pounds for yours, 15 pounds for mine 25 pounds for yours 15 pounds for my twin boys. It's heavy. You think you carry it from my apartment to here? Yeah. The whole way without putting it down once. I told you I thought I could and you said no. I think that you would have to switch hands but I think you have to switch hands and you have to engage core.

You'd almost have to clench cheek. It would be an aggressive you'd you'd be soaked in sweat by the time you got here. I have been preparing for that type of a thing for 20 years. All right. Yeah, he's already ready for it. If you could just get a better, if there was a better way to hold it,

you could definitely do it. Yeah, if you could hold it like a baby, I think it'd be easy. I can't even keep up with you because I suggested that I do this and you said there's no chance and then I explained how I was going to do it and you said. Easy, easy brother. Making me a little uneasy. Carrying it over the concrete like that. Put it on your chest. For dude, it's like a two mile walk.

I don't know. What do you think? Shoulder like this? That's actually not a bad way to carry it. I think you just switch it up a bunch. This is nice. That is nice. That's nice. But the the big key was that I said I would not be able to put it down at all on the entire wall. Damn. Trying to break the table? I like how you talk about this like it's adamantium. Like it's the fucking heaviest substance in the world. Like it's not just, it is 55 pounds, that is heavy.

But it's also like there are heavier kettlebells even. Oh, big time. Yeah. I would, it would be hilarious if we came back in here on Monday to record and it was just through the table There's a clean hole. There's just a hole in pot belly sandwiches burrowing deeper and deeper into the earth's crust Somebody's subway car gets folded up like a V because it rips through the fucking

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I just ubered. And so how was it different from the Uber that you anticipated? Yeah, how was it different? Because I had it in the box originally. And I didn't see how I would be able to get a way of putting it in one arm and then opening my door and then closing my door. Like I knew I could do all that, but it would just take a couple minutes and the Uber had already been waiting. And then when I realized that the easiest way to carry it is just to carry it by the handle, then I was like, okay, this is easy.

So all that time it was the box casing that was causing the... It was just hard. I couldn't figure out the right way to carry it. Because you were carrying it in the box. Yes. When you set it down on your ottoman and you went back for it, causing your Uber to be delayed and showing that you didn't really care

about making the Uber wait, the time that you said is what disqualified you from actually taking it in. Well, that was like probably a quarter of a second. You said you went back for it. I was like walking out and then I was like, I'm gonna move that and then I went back. At that point it was still in the box?

Yes. But you put it in the box. I put it in the box. Because I took it out of the box when I went to the apartment. Why did it come in seven boxes? Why did you put it in a box to carry it? Because I didn't want people to see it.

We've been over this. Are you fucking for real, dude? Are you serious about this thing about not wanting your neighbors to see that you have a nice expensive car? I don't want my neighbors to see me carrying Joe Rogan's face through the fucking building. No one's going to know that it's Joe Rogan. It looks like Michael Jordan.

It's just like a bald guy. Also, dude, why not? Don't put disgrace to the kettlebell now. What's the issue? You're worried someone's going to judge you for being a Joe Rogan fan? Dude, I didn't really think about it. I didn't really think of it that much

This was literally like I just got home from the airport and I was like should I bring it and then I was like I'll bring it on Wednesday. I'm not even that big of a this is New York like fuck it type of guy But this is New York There's literally people doing the weirdest shit at every angle anytime you're on a street corner Especially in fucking Manhattan you just look around in Manhattan and weird shit is getting carried by weirder people than you. Well, what do you guys want? You want me to bring it home today?

Yeah. I still just, I just understand what the problem is. You're cool with 100,000 people watching or seeing it, like, or hearing about it on a podcast. The kettlebell is here. What are we arguing about? But then you don't want two people to see you in your own hallway?

Yes. Precisely. What are we arguing about? But then you don't want two people to see you in your own hallway? Yes, precisely. It is stupefying to hear the way that the hoops that you go through. I don't think it's that big of a deal. I want more kettlebell shaped heads or head shaped. That's not a bad idea. You guys can get the next one. I will. Just someone send us a fucking shape. Send us a fucking shape.

I'll be happy to get another one I'll get the hundred pound one. How's that sound? Yeah Get the hundred pound one ship it to your apartment and then bring it here. That's a giant. I would ship it here I feel like it's probably not even that big cuz that thing is not that big It's just very dense. I don't know that I don't know if they can use a different metal or something to just make it more dense and therefore add weight. What did you say? Yeah, tungsten. It would have to be tungsten.

But how do they calibrate those? What do you mean? How do they know it's 55 pounds? There's a mold? Yeah, probably a mold. There's going to be a mold. There's probably some sort of equation you can do with how much the material weighs and then figure out how big it would have to be. I would love to cross calibrate it is what I'm saying.

I actually feel like I could probably figure it out pretty easily. But I'd love to get a weight. I'm kind of quick like that. I'd love to get a scale. Well, do you think that the top is welded on or do you think it's a single mold? I think the top is welded on or do you think it's a single mold? I think the top is welded on. So how do they, I mean, they're going to have to know the strength of the top and, or the weight of the top and the weight.

And they're going to have to add those. Look, it is getting complicated, which brings me to this. If there's anyone out there that does for a living, calculating the weight of a kettlebell handle plus the mold face. In the New York area. In the New York tri-state area. Hit us up and we will absolutely love to use your services. We'd love to know your equation.

We'd love to know how you... Also, if you could make us like a custom mold, if we could get all of our faces as kettlebells. It should be our merch. It should be merch. We should be selling these for a premium. Kill two birds with one mold. Yeah.

Yep. And we could just line them up like we of us and Drogon in the middle. Or do we get like a company where we can 3D print people's faces on kettlebells? Like why not, why go to a middle man when we could do it ourselves? If we can get a 3D printer then I'd like a gun. Because I know you can make those. I think you could just go get a gun. That's how they assassinated the Prime Minister of Japan and Shinzo Abe. Yes

The previous a very rinky-dink like plastic gun a three-D printed gun Not that rinky-dink true not rinky-dink enough to Not take a man's life. I'll take a man's life speaking of of which, you see that dude from the United Healthcare got assassinated this morning? Dude, I'm not going to say how or why. I saw the security footage of it. I did too. Oh, it's out? Yeah, they posted it on Twitter. Okay, so it's gotten out. Yeah. Now you got to say how and why. Wait, what? How did you get the security footage? He's like, they caught me in the act. He was like, they caught me in the act. It was on Twitter. The guy did have some size 12 white vans on.

They're 13s. Fuck. No, but the silencer. He did look squeezed into some, yeah. The guy had a silencer. That's the most insane shit I've ever seen. Was he in the city? Was that in New York? Yes, on 54th Street.

54th? I don't know think it was that far from here. He was at, I think, a Hyatt or a Weston, which again. He should have stayed at a Cinnitsin Inn. I know. You're not getting it. The robot will scoop you up before an assassin can put 10 in your back. I cannot believe that there is assassins like that. Yeah, people think it's a professional.

No shit, dude. It didn't look like a fucking drive-by. That guy is not a G League assassin. Yeah, but there were some things that would fucking drive-by that guy's not a G League assassin Yeah, but there were some things that would lead you to believe that he might be a G League assassin He rode away on a bicycle. Well, no, I think that's pretty casual because there's so many bikers in New York He I think the reason that people thought it was professional was because have how casual he was Yeah in the silencer. Well, she sounds there wasn't a professional Cannot feel of a malfunction with his gear.

I don't know if you noticed that he, uh, his gun jammed three times. Actually? Yeah. And then he had to clear it and then tat and then he was hitting it. Well, that's just bad luck. A true assassin? No, a true assassin knows his gear. Western style?

Yeah. I mean, this guy is clearly a true assassin. Yeah, he's an assassin. A true assassin knows his gear. Western style? Yeah. I mean, this guy is clearly a true assassin. Yeah, he's an assassin. A true assassin knows his gear. That guy, you're saying he wasn't, the guy who did the assassination with the gun with the silencer and had a getaway plan on a bike and had a balaclava on and that has gotten away with it. You think that guy isn't a pure, true, real assassin?

I'm just saying if it's me, I'm not hiring him. I'm not hiring him for my next hit. How about the fact that he took out the CEO of United Healthcare, which I used to be on, and is excellent healthcare. You could have been not excellent or else they wouldn't be killing the top guys. Who knows? It runs deep. We have no idea what the motive was at this point. If I'm that guy, I'm halfway to Mexico by now. Oh point. If I'm that guy, I'm halfway to Mexico by now. Oh yeah. If I'm that guy, I'm hopping on a fucking private and getting my ass to burn Switzerland.

I'm getting my masters in Paris if I'm that guy. Got my masters in Paris. That's what I'm doing if I'm that fucking guy. I wonder how he's spending the rest of his day. He probably went to Italy to get the sandwich. Yeah, probably nothing his day. He probably went to Eataly to get the sandwich. Yeah, probably nothing. Yeah. Just beef.

He probably biked straight to Eataly. He probably tossed that gun in the Hudson, and now he's probably at work. At United Healthcare. Yeah. Taking phone calls. Hiding in plain sight. Mark, do we ever get that shipment in of just completely

Let's have some ketchup on your ear. Trying to process his claim, but it was submitted via the comments portal. Do you know if I can send this through? Don't slack me that, Mark. I'm just getting yelled at in the office, twitching. Yeah, I know. So they still haven't caught him?

They're never going to catch him. They'll get him. Why would they get him? They'll get him. How could they get him? Bro, killing someone in New York City. There's cameras everywhere. So what brothers? This guy's a pro. Unless he drove in with the balaclava on. He probably biked in. He's

probably 40 million miles away. But my place that I would go to the parking deck of a mall. Cameras can't get you in there. And then you're going fucking different directions. You could be on any floor of it. You walk out in a different outfit into the mall. That's good. Very Jason Bourne. That's where I'm going. Jason Bourne style. I don't hate it. I'm going straight to the airport.

Casino for me. Mmm. You're planning your luck. I guess I can just create an alibi. I've been here for 14 hours. There's no cameras in casinos Yeah, I'm a little lost on why you would choose a casino There's cameras and then you can say look I was here, but then they'll say but you weren't

They'll say no, no you weren't you're sweating the D. You got here actually as soon as the after it He's gonna need to he's gonna need to wash the happened. He's gonna need to wash the money. He's gonna need to wash the money. The exact same amount of time that it would take someone to drive from the United Healthcare to the... to the casino is exactly when you arrived. He needs to launder the money. So he's gonna drive out in an unmarked van

to Comics Mohegan Son to check out your show, leave 10 minutes in, to go gamble and wash the money because he's been paid in marked bills. Going to a show is a good alibi. You have to get into the show, but then you have to leave through the trap door that hasn't been used since the 1970s. Not a bad weekend to be at, Mohegan-san. I don't disagree. Georgia, Texas and state Oregon.

Oh, you're going to be able to- We watch that at the sports book. You're going to be able to gamble for sure. Is there a sports book there? I don't know. I don't know. No, there should be. There should be.

It's a pretty big casino, right? There's going to be a sports book at the casino at the seat Mohegan Sun. Yeah my he can son What state is it in which way is Connecticut? Yeah, but it's on Connecticut Native American land it is. Yes, you could definitely bet there Am I gonna have to sign one of those things? No, what Tomahawk like a working? Oh thing You're gonna have to sign a land acknowledgement. A land acknowledgement.

Yeah. I thought you were trying to, no. I don't think you're. You're definitely gonna have to acknowledge that this land is their land, this land is our land. From California to Uncalfville. To the New York islands. To the New York islands.

I built a new website yesterday. No way. It took eight hours. No way. Yeah. LilSasquatch It took eight hours. No way. LittleSasquatchComedy.net? No, Harry said a website.com. Sticking with it. Why did it take so long? Because it's hard to do.

Did you do it on Squarespace or something like that? I did it on, well I started doing it on WordPress, and then that was just insanely complicated. And then I switched to, I tried to switch to Wix.com. And then I realized that I built the entire website and I realized it was on web.com. And then I looked up web.com and people said it's not reliable at all. So then I had to transfer my domain to Wix and rebuild it. Wow.

Brother, I bet you can get on Fiverr and get a Bangladeshi fucking 15 year old to do this for you. You know what I did for free. Don't even need to do that. Fiverr. I bet you there's somebody out there that does web design listening right now. In a tri-state at least.

Yeah, but that was the thing, it's like those people charge a shit ton of money to do it. No, not the Bangladeshis on Fiverr. But I don't need a Bangladeshi, I did it myself. But that's eight hours of work that you could have spent five dollars on and done it in zero hours. Eight hours of work, but I had eight hours to do it.

So it was a satisfaction of getting the job done. Chopping your own wood and making your own vodka. I started it and I finished it and the website's up. Is it a good website? It's a phenomenal website. What's the pictures? New York Times has quotes on it. You want to see it? Yeah, can I see it?

Can I interface it? I already looked it over and there was already something that caught my eye that I didn't love. What? What? Let me see the website. In the contact page? In your bio.

Let me see the website. Is there typos? Stop looking at him. It's sort of like a structural thing that I don't like where you said Harry Settle who is also known as and then you quote quote little Sasquatch and or or little sass end quote and I would have put little sass in quotes close the quotes or quote quotes. Yes, your second nickname. You know what I was gonna do is I was gonna put that paragraph into ChatgyBT and say,

fix this. I think that's a solid idea. Or what's the... But I forgot to do it. Grammarly. You could have hit it in Grammarly. It's just a stylistic thing. Okay.

Yeah. Clean. Clean. You look good. You look handsome. Can I interface it? Do you mind if I interface? I'm not gonna go through your... Play around with it, brother.

The perfect website for all things Harry Saddle related. New York Times, wow. Who do you know over there? Great gag. How funny is that? The failing New York Times tour. Okay, one show. Are you going to update this yourself? Yes. Don't tell Seth.

Something tells me he's not gonna update it himself. I'm absolutely gonna update it myself. Now I don't have to text anyone and be like, can we update this? Now I'll just do it. Wow. So pictures of people laughing at you. Of course. If people didn't trust that you're a funny comedian. That's my best photo as a comedian.

Yeah, you're laughing. You almost laughing harder than the audience. I'm laughing and then the audience is laughing as well. So it's just showing like this, we have a good time. Oh, you're wearing your knit beanie, yeah. His knit beanie. Did you get her to sign one of those Native American releases? No, NDA.

To be on your website? I didn't and I was wondering about that. Yeah, she's going to want that. Contacts. Can I was wondering about that. Yeah, she's gonna want that. Contact. Can I read them? No. I need the, the people can go to the website to read them. Those are tough email addresses.

They are very tough email addresses and I don't even know if that's actually the right email addresses. I would also just hyperlink the emails under their names. Ooh, hyperlinked. And then add their. Don't be talking to me about hyperlinks. You never even built your own website before.

I did build my own website. Do you see these hyperlinks? Are you ready to go on where do you think the YouTube button goes? Rumble I hope it's not a boy dead company man. Yeah first one to wow company man. Basically is an advertiser Arian wrote the script Foster. That's where my hyperlink is gonna go. I'm gonna redirect it to Arian Foster Highlights. You should at least have a drop-down menu for Arian Foster Highlights. I think I will because I was playing around with it and I was gonna do another tab and just put Call of Duty Highlights in there, but I think I'm just gonna throw everything in there.

You should. Like I'll throw like Arian Foster highlights, Call of Duty highlights. It should be a website that people can go to to have a good time. Just to like, yeah, exactly. That's what I'm trying to make it. I might start like, boy, I guess I probably can't do that.

You're gonna say you're gonna start blogging. I can't, I can't. I don't think I can start blogging on my own website. I'm so funny. Dead serious men type. How am I supposed to start blogging? OnlyFansMom gets discovered as school librarian. Just her ripping bar stool blogs, posting them on my own website. She gives a great writer. Take-downs.

Do some take-down blogs. Well, I was going to, I have to, I want to set up a mailing list. Yeah. So then you own the information. Then I own everything. Doesn't matter. You're, you're basically your own boss once you have the mailing list. Exactly.

Some people love mailing lists. Geniuses is who they are. Well, supposedly they help a lot with selling tickets. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Francis pretty much has one with punch-up live I do. Yeah, but I Don't have I haven't really been pushing that too hard you reach out directly to the consumer exactly And then suddenly they'll be reaching out directly to you. Mm-hmm

It's just to let people know when you're coming to their town because I hate nothing I hate more than going to someplace and then after I do the shows and leave, someone DMS me and they're like, wait, you were in Richmond. I had no idea. We're trying to see you for years. It is one of the most frustrating things ever, especially after like, it's a bad weekend. And then you're getting DMS being like, dude, you got to come to fucking Richmond. I had 40 friends that were ready to come with me. The worst is when me and Mook used to go out after the weekends, we'd finish the Saturday show

and we would go out. And people would come up to me constantly. What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Five shows. Been promoting it for six months. I'm like, no one was at the show. How are all of these people not aware that there was a show?

Cause you like stick to one social media and one form of telling people about it. True. I'm sorry. I don't have Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, and I never walk by the marquee of the comedy club. How come you didn't place an ad in the local gazette? That's where I get my updates. You need to put it in the church bulletin, honestly. That's where most people read shit. That's where literally almost everybody fucking reads stuff.

Francis, you went to- Is that why you've been going back to church? Cause you're having kids? No. Totally. I put that together as soon as I left yesterday. You thought I'm going to church cause I'm having kids. Doesn't that make perfect sense?

Sounds like it all makes sense. What does that even, I don't follow the logic. What's the logic? Well, if you want to like raise your kids Catholic, and then you're like, I don't. I don't. I want them to make their own choice. You're like, I have to go. I want them to make their own choice with religion.

You're making a lot of assumptions. That's a slippery slope, brother. It's fine, bro. That's how you end up with one jihadist and one Buddhist. The jihad is not a religion, bro. That's fucked up end up with one jihadist and one Buddhist. Jihad is not a religion. That's fucked up. There's Buddhism. Buddhism is a religion.

It's a way of life. I walked right into that one. You're talking to a Buddhist right now. You wish. What kind of Buddhism? Exactly. This is getting spicy. I'm reading the art of living. Well, by the way, you opened this can of worms when you insulted his children. Phenomenal read.

How did I insult his children? Because I called them jihadists? Your tone, yeah. Their religion, you mocked their religion. I won't stand for it. As their Godfather, I will not stand for it. There's one place. You guys say our Godfather, you've lost your mind.

I'm splitting the pool cue and putting godfather in between the two of you guys and letting you guys fight to the death. I like that, I like the sound of that. One godfather on the table for this show, splitting it in half, Joker style. You might be like, you could be, I don't think you've been around long enough

to be godfather. I'm a godfather. No, I'm sure you've been around long enough to be a godfather. I'm a godfather. No, I'm sure you've been around long enough to be a godfather. But you're talking about Rone's kid's godfather. You're probably right. You on the other hand. I've been around plenty of time. I definitely am up for grabs.

Imagine, imagine giving him the duty of godfather. That's a great idea. Where having like a younger person be the godfather. And in the traditional sense too, where it's... If I perish... If something happens to the parents, they'll go live with you. If the ground perishes. What would happen to these beautiful children if you suddenly became their...

They'd be watching Saw 3D and condoms off the ground. I would be... We would have a phenomenal time. They would get diseases that have been... So many schools... Out of the world for hundreds of years. How'd they get scurvy? How'd they get the plague? There's two schools right next to my apartment. I would send them there.

One to each school. One to each school. You see which school is better. Yes, exactly. It's a great method to figure it out. Hi, Mr. Settle. Yes, we're calling because we're concerned. The boys showed up covered in mice bites. Mouse bites. Talking about kill streaks or six. I thought you were a grammar major or an English major.

Wait, what did I say? You said mice bites. What's wrong with that? Mouse bite. What if multiple mice bit them? Like you have. I'm going to have to see about it. I'm going to have to chat GBT that later.

Chat GBT. Is it mouse bites or mice bites? Like you have. I'm gonna have to see about it. I'm gonna have to chat GPT that later. Chat GPT, is it mouse bites or mice bites? I think if you have a fucking horde of mice, which you do... I don't. I don't have mice. ...you have infestation in your apartment... I don't have mouse. ...your apartment... ...then it stands to reason that two young children playing on the floor could be swarmed by-

We're not gonna play on the floor. Where else are they gonna play? Floor is lava. The couch. Oh yeah? You're gonna let them on your couch when you're playing your video games? I don't play video games on the couch. I play them on a chair.

You just put them on the couch and you throw them on fucking Xbox controller. Yeah, exactly. Fair enough. Let the kids spin. They can use the PS4, I'll use the PS5. No, bro, let my kids use the PS5. Hell no, they're not even gonna know the difference. You're gonna have to make sacrifices if you're Godfather. Damn.

I know, that is true. He's back in the running? If he wants to be, I'm telling you, it's a head-to-head battle. We're doing an academic decathlon. Okay, I accept Tell your wife I'll get the um, oh

My god, I forgot though your fucking probiotics. I'll get the gut I'll get the gut biome test if I can be godfather. I have the probiotics I have the expensive probiotics at my fucking house to take that my wife got for you. Yeah unbelievable, I of probiotics at my fucking house to take that my wife got for you. Yeah. Unbelievable. I don't know about this. Yeah, you do. Did we talk about this? I was probably not on the episode. You were. I don't know. I think we talked about it after. You might not have been on the episode. He was. His microbiome's busted. I know that. Allison is positive that even his anxiety is linked to his microbiome. I think that's a great thought. Yeah.

That if you cured that with some of these expensive jarred fucking probiotics that you can change. By the way, probiotics do help a ton for anxiety. If you out there listening remember the episode where this was discussed, please find it because I do not remember. It was discussed over this stretch where we had to record four times in one week. And you brought up that she was going to bring him? It was very, it was a quick conversation.

Okay, fine. It was impassive. I don't remember it at all. Brother, do not beat yourself up. You're pumping enough CS Lewis into that brain that you won't have to ever remember a thing again The screw tape letters. I know you're tapped in I Have no idea what you're talking about literature, bro. I know that you're a reader. Come on, bro I'm not well, I'm trying to be I know I'm reading the art of living

Need to read the art of war no some see that's a good book on tape while you're working out Yeah, art of war. No. Sun Tzu. That's a good book on tape while you're working out. Yeah. Art of war. I got some swings in this morning and I was kind of like, man, maybe I should just keep this thing from my apartment. Cattle bell workouts are a good way to get the heart pumping. Just like in between Call of Duty matches, just like do a couple swings. How are you swinging?

Can I see what your swing was like? Because I'm always shitty at it with my form. I wasn't really swinging. I was joking. Let's see what your form is like. I didn't think you were going to put me to the test. I was more just doing squats slash deadlifts. That's a good goblet squats. Yeah, that's good. I'm just trying to get you on our slash form check.

My phenomenal form. Let's see. I want to see your form. I'm trying to trick you into showing me your form. Yeah, show us a swing. Oh, I'm not going to do a swing. Show us a deadlift then. Show us a squat. Show want to see your form. I'm trying to trick you into showing me your form. Yeah, show us a swing Show us a deadlift then show us a squat show us a goblet squat. Yeah, I just want to see form Just pop them off let me see your back too Let's see another one. Yeah, that's literally perfect form.

You can hear the joints exploding. The crack. I thought someone was playing Yahtzee. It is great form. You know what would be really hard with this is a Turkish getup. You ever seen that? That was good form. The Turkish getup where you're laying down.

You know it's good form because I felt it all in the glutes and the hams I've moved on to a new thought I thought someone was making some Orville Redenbacher You locked your knees out sounded like it Well that when I took it across when I was in weightlifting class in high school, they told us that it's all about the thrust Really? Yeah See, that's what I must not be doing. You gotta don't thrust, you're not going to get the big ass. I need to be thrusting like that. So tell me about how your shoulders were rounded forward like a fucking...

Were they? Yeah, a little bit. But that could be good form because you took a weightlifting class. I never have. I also think you kind of thrusted too hard in your back. Well, I exaggerated the thrust in the second... My second rep. Yeah.

I thought it was good form though. It's perfect form. I thought it was perfect form, but I just want to hear about the physiology of it all. I'm interested in the physiology. Understood. We need to get some fucking kettlebells in here. Nothing would make me fucking harder

than working out with my boys. But we have a kettlebell. Can we get these made in our likenesses? That's the real question. Probably not. Why not? Considering that they did it with Joe Rogan and they made like 20 of them. Let's uh...

I assume they probably don't want to make... How much was it? $300. If there are any kettlebell sculptors out there. If there are any kettlebell sculptors out there And it became your your most prized possession and you literally took it out of your house Because your house is so likely to burn down and you wouldn't be able to remove it in the case of a fire and it's your Most important this would this thing would survive a fire. It would survive Hiroshima. Yeah There's one kettlebell standing Survive Hiroshima. Yeah. There's one kettlebell standing. It looks like a mortar show. It's crazy. It's amazing. It is. It's a great purchase, Sass. Well done. It's truly something.

It's truly something. How about like reverse lunges with it? Yeah, maybe. God, there's some really tough kettlebell things you can do. You went to Sema last night. That's what I wanted to ask you about. Oh yeah. My God, what a restaurant. Sema is the number seven ranked restaurant by the New York Times. The highest Indian food on the list and a trip among the spices that is really, it makes you, it's like an inside out or in that jazz movie by Pixar when the notes start appearing in the air?

I never saw that but I get what you're saying. I couldn't make my way through it either They kept fucking dying at the beginning of it fucking making me cry on the airplane. I Cry on airplanes, even if I'm not watching anything, but regardless easy There's something about the cabin pressure that makes me more emotional. Yeah, that's definitely true. I cried watching Good Will Hunting on an airplane in high school and I had seen the movie 40 times already. And it was Ralph who was beating up Carmine Scarpaglia. Yeah.

Sema was awesome. I will say that the waiter did not do a very good job of sort of just telling me what was going to be spicy versus what was not going to be. And I was very careful because you had warned me that stuff was going to be very spicy. And was it? It wasn't too bad, but he told us not to get the rabbit leg because that's really spicy. Did you do the rabbit leg? We must have done the rabbit leg.

Yeah, they have a limited number on the menu. We must have done that limited dish, rabbit leg, spiced my dick off. And there was a spicy cocktail, I recall as well. The cocktails were fucking unbelievable, dude. I would kill for some Indian food right now. And this kind of, it's not your typical beef roganja short, vegetable samosa basmati rice.

It's very elevated. Very elevated. It's gastronomic in a way. Also, it's from a certain region of India. I think southeastern India. I don't know what that's called, but- India. I need a fat plate of sag paneer right now, bro.

Dude, they had the lobster, the lobster in the curry. Oh my God. Had the lamb. The lamb was insane. Oh my God. Brought it home. Never going to eat it. It'll be so nice.

I'm surprised you didn't hit it with a breakfast to serve the next day. Just start your day off with some spicy ass lamb. Thought about that. You brought the leftovers home? Yeah, I did. Delicious. I'll be stopping over later. We need to do a team dinner at fucking Sema.

Let's do it. You have to see if you can get it. I'm also going to Four Charles tonight. What? I got a couple good resies this week. What the hell's... Can you get me a razzy at Fort Charles? My parents are coming into town next week. Yeah, let me check. No.

Ha ha ha. Your parents are gonna have to go to Oshuval. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Poor bastards. What do you guys think this is? Uh, I know what it is. It's something you put your gear in to float down the river.

Nope. It's waterproof. put your gear in the float down the river. Nope It's good good idea though. You put it your the motor of your blow-up mattress in it. It's pretty much what Francis said It's a wet bag But it's not for you can't put it in the water and have it float down the river. It wouldn't float What what is it for it's just like for when you go camping you put it all your shit and I put all all my shit into bags like this so that if it rains and my bag gets wet my stuff inside doesn't get wet That's the thing you want after a long day on the water is getting in wet clothes Yeah, I can't believe you could fit it fit a Xbox in there. I know well this is they come in multiple sizes This is one of the smaller ones got it, so that's for your PSP. Mm-hmm

That's for your Gameboy mini PS's for your Game Boy Mini. PSPs were awesome. They were game changers. I remember I was on the bus in like second grade and there was a kid in our school who had a PSP and he showed me it and he said that he watched porn on it and then he showed me his search history and it was just porn. And I was like I didn't even know what porn was but I was like damn. I need a PSP. I need to get into video games. Yeah, and you just have been playing overwatch looking for the fucking

Looking for wayward titties They're in there somewhere. They're in there. Oh, you just gotta look hard. Just gotta look There's plenty of titties in overwatch All right, all right feel good. It's a great episode. Fun. Lots of developments. Flew by. Yeah. We did over an hour, right? We must, we must've. Yeah. All right. Come to the Mohican Sun, see my boy, little sass. Shout out to everybody that had us in there. A little Spotify wrapped. That's so nice to hear that from you guys. So nice to see it.

Oh, precipitous. We gotta do our parlay. Huh? Oh yeah. And Deontay Johnson just got suspended. For not going in the game against the Eagles. Yeah. That's hilarious to be like, I'm not playing. Why did he not go into the game?

He said, I'm not fucking playing. All right. Let's bang out this parlay. I'll build it on my phone or you wanna build it? You can build it. Should we, let's leave Thursday night out. All right. Why?

Lions Packers? In case people don't listen to the episode in time. Let's just do Sunday parlay. Okay. What's your, I mean, what's your pick for Lions Packers? Lions. But I kind of like Packers to cover. So it's minus three. Oh, never mind.

I definitely don't like Packers to cover. That's why I think we just leave that alone. Leave it out. Let's just rip Sunday. Unless you like the number, unless you Want to go over? Over 51 and a half that's going into jail and hitting the biggest guy in the fucking mouth. Yeah, I don't like that Okay, let's just get defenses all right Falcons against Vikings Vikings minus five and a half over under 45 and a half

Falcons vikes who do we like? I like over 45. Truss. Okay, it's in over 45 and a half. Panthers, Eagles. Panthers, Eagles, Eagles minus 12. I like Panthers plus 12. Is that Bryce? Yeah.

I think that that's overhyped. I would, I would hammer the Eagles on that game.thers plus 12. Is that Bryce? Yeah. I think that that's overhyped. I would, I would hammer the Eagles on that game. Eagles minus 12. I know, I know. That's why. Eagles played against, played a weirdly close game against the Jags earlier this year. They haven't been winning by like huge double digit wins.

Now. Garbage time. I'll go with the Panthers on that. Panthers plus 12. Or should we just do... I also do like over 46. What do you think, Francis? I like the Eagles to cover minus 12. All right, we'll go with the minus 12. Minus 12 is crazy. There's so much hype around Bryce. Dude, barely any games. Eagles are going to win by minus 12. The Eagles are going to bury him. And then who are the fucking Panthers?

The Panthers are playing really well, dude. With Bryce. Yes, with Bryce. He's overrated. We'll come back to this one. We'll come back. I'd rather take the over than take Eagles minus 12. Okay, fine.

Take the over. What do I care? Cause then if it goes into garbage time and, and they, fine. Take the over. What do I care? Because then if it goes into garbage time and the... So we have to set up a tiebreaker oscillation system where one of you guys will get the tiebreaker on this one, the next one will get the tiebreaker on the next one. Okay, fine. Push comes to shove. So who wants it?

Time to get on the table and fucking pound the table for your guys. The minus 12? I'm going to go Eagles minus 12 on this one. on the table and fucking pound the table for your guys. I... The minus 12? I'm gonna go Eagles minus 12 on this one. I hate it. I hate that pick. Who wants tiebreaker? Rock, paper, scissors for tiebreaker then.

Okay, ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I win. All right, so Eagles minus 12. All right, well then we'll guess we can just end it on that one, right? We're not gonna make it past it. Am I wiggling my ears right now?

Minus 12 is dude, the Raiders played the chiefs. You already lost the rock paper scissors. The tribe has spoken. This is terrible. They're like the Eagles, cause what happens is these terrible teams, the teams go into it. Sirianni is a fucking idiot. They go into it being like easy win and then they lose or they come close to losing they don't prep for these games like they do

against like the Ravens and shit mm-hmm we could come back to this one all right Browns Steelers Steelers what's the spread on that? Six and a half. Minus six and a half. I love Browns. Over-under is 44 and 44. I think that Russ is like, he's been balling lately and he had a huge game and now he's due to revert to Russ. Russ has been playing well the entire season. So the Browns, not even the Browns to cover? Last game he had was his best game he's had in like 10 years. I'm not taking the Browns to well the entire season. So the last game was the best game he had was his best game.

He's not taking the Browns to cover the Steelers. What are we doing? Browns. All right. You get the tiebreaker on this one. I'm just going to build my own. I'll post it. No, no, no.

Don't do that. Don't be that guy. So you want Steelers? So you want Steelers? Yes. Six and a half? Yeah. Okay.

I'll renege on this. Jags, Titans. I like the Titans to cover. I like the Jags to cover Mac Jones. So you have a, you're letting your emotion get in the way. Cause you love Mac Jones. All right. Over four, over 39.

Okay. Over 39 and a half. Or do you think under? Cause Trevor Lawrence is out. Oh wait, Trevor Lawrence is Mac Jones. Okay. And who's playing Will Levis? Yeah. I don't know if I do like over. It's terrible. You think it's a bad pick? I think

under is good. I agree with you on under on that. So should we go back to, should we go back to the, dude, the slate is getting tricky in this late season. We really had it locked until now. I know. We really were Jags plus 3.5. All right. Done. Raiders bucks. Bakers do for a big game.

Bucks minus six. Ooh, but the Raiders have pretty solid defense. Raiders have what? All right. Bucks minus six. I like bucks minus six. But I think Bucky Irving might be hurt. And Baker is like, questionable. Giants, Saints, I like Saints minus 4.5. Yeah, you can never bet on the Giants.

The Giants are so bad. They won't cover ever. Jets, Dolphins. Dolphins minus six. I like the Giants. I like the Giants. I like the Giants. I like the Giants. I like the Giants are so bad. They won't cover ever. Jets, Dolphins, Dolphins minus 6.

I would stay away from that game. I like over 45. Over 45? It's in Miami. Yeah, over 45. All right. Dolphins might put up 45 by themselves. Seahawks at Cardinals.

Ooh, that's a tough one. See how seven and five right now Cardinals, uh, uh, uh, Kyler Murray is. Oh, and two since black ops six came out. I paused my game to be here. He, I mean, he's so like, he can't play quarterback. So you like Seahawks plus three. I Don't hate it look it

Bills at Rams What that's a tough one, what's the spreadin four and a half Rams at home getting four and a half Rams need it more than the Bills do yeah, but the Bills have been fucking Rams need it more than the Bills do yeah, but the Bills have been fucking The Rams are not that good. The Rams have a good quarterback good receivers good defensive line. That's it. I Still think ride the Bills man bills. I think They're also like trying to catch the top of the yeah, that's true. You're right. So it matters they want home field Yeah, they're gonna just go to LA It's gonna feel like a home game. Let's go Buffalo. Yeah, that is very true. All right bills bears at Niners

See this one. I was thinking I've been thinking about this one all week Paul's blackout six just to think about I kind of like bears plus four I'm with you, bro. The Niners suck. Yeah, I saw Is Nick Bosa still out if Nick Boses back in it's it's 49ers Bears plus four. I'm with you, bro. The Niners suck. Yeah, I like that. The Niners suck and the Caffers out. I like Bears plus four. Is Nick Boza still out? If Nick Boza's back in, it's 49ers. Jack, why don't you do a side research to see if Boza's back in? Because the Bears' O-line is awful.

But if there's no Boza, is Joey Boza playing? him and Trent Williams haven't practiced it in. All right. Then go Bears. Bears plus four. Okay. Chargers at Chiefs. Sheesh. That's a good game.

I like the Chargers. Okay. Forty two and a half is the over under. That seems low. That seems low a half is the over-under that seems low that seems low but yeah or over I think we stay away from the spread because You know how it is, but you never know who you're gonna get and then Bengals Cowboys Monday night. I Mean I guess Bengals but angles minus 5.5 seems kind of ridiculous

Cowboys do suck but the Cowboys are at at home. I was also have the rash at home The bangles defense is alright like cowboy. No, I don't like the Cowboys, but I also don't know if I like that Maybe just go bangles money line All right bangles money line All right right now that it's at 164,000 to one. All right. So we bet $1 and if we win, we make $164,000? No. No.

No. Not even close? If we bet, I'm betting a hundred, yes. I'm betting $100 to win $164,000. That'll split among all of us. Cool, cool. Okay, but I think we should reevaluate Panthers Eagles so I just take it off

That's really gonna hurt our odds, and I feel really good about I'd rather take Eagles money line, okay? I just took it off, and now it's $86,000 You just have this With one leg dude minus 12 is crazy 46 we just go over with one leg. Dude, minus 12 is crazy. 46. Should we just go over?

This is Sass's. He's done his. Do you like the over or the under? He's made an executive decision. All right, let's go minus 12. Let's go minus 12. I'm rooting for it. I'm not going to be rooting against it.

I feel like minus 12 is a shit ton of points. Do you like the, I mean the under is, is minus 112. So it's like Vegas slightly favors the under 46. I want to hear. I mean, how many times have the Panthers lost by 12 points this year? Who knows? Who cares? Me? You're, you're in the weeds too much. You got to go with your gut here. It's everything you said that made me feel good about it.

It's too many points. Week one, the Panthers lost by 37. Everyone's hyping up, Bryce. Week two, they lost by 23. Okay, but let's see like since they've been good. They've been getting smoked. They've been getting blown out. They lost to the commanders by 33 points.

They lost to the commanders by 33 points. They lost to the Broncos by 14. It's in Philly as well. One to the Saints, or they beat the Saints. They beat the Giants. They lost by three to the Chiefs. That's an aberration. Also those are the games that- And they lost by three to the Bucs last week.

So the last three, the last two games- That's four games, they have two wins. Their last four games, they have two wins, and they've lost by three points in bucks last week. So the last three, the last two games. That's four games. Their last four games, they have two wins and they've lost by three points. Fine, listen, again, we did rock, paper, scissors. None of it seems to matter. Okay, all right, you're right, you're right. We did rock, paper, scissors, you get to pick.

Minus 12, Eagles. You're just trying to talk me out of it. No, I'm not, I'm agreeing with you. You do, I don't get to make all the choices. No, but you have been so insistent that I just cannot be bothered to be equally insistent anymore. No, I am agreeing with you.

I'm saying you got to pick this one. You won, Rock, Paper, Scissors, minus 12. Eagles minus 12 is in. Okay, good, good, good. Eagles minus 12 is in. All right, I want this. $100 to win $164,000. Nothing I want more than for the parlay of me just saying,

don't bother listening to this one guys. Do not do that. Skip this one, save your money. It's your fucking parlay. I want every leg to hit except for the Eagles minus 12. Five of us in this room, 20% each on this. 20% each on $164,000. That's like 32 grand each.

Pre-tax. I'll leave the tax for you boys. That's going to be a lot of tax. I'll leave the tax bill. I'll take a loss on this. All right. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. Close was over, still, still underground

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