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Starting point is 00:01:11 Sent my son to preschool to learn about the world Critical race theory and how to become the perfect girl Ooh, ayo let's go branding to mind with you That is European football match You can call me a rift-art You can call me a coach You can call me a snow-faking I won't get offended Don't call me a anti-American

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Starting point is 00:02:47 You can call me a riptard You can call me a cunt You can call me a snob Think it won't get offended Oh don't you ever miss gingerbreads Keep your beer in your truck So take a free acid glass of Kamala Love Kamala Love

Starting point is 00:03:12 Kamala Love Kamala Love Kamala Love Mohamed Kamala Love That's what I'm talking about, baby. Here we go. Clean yourselves up. Mohamed Kamala Love Oh my god. I can't believe it. That's so fucking sick.

Starting point is 00:03:43 I know. Alright Dave. What the fuck? I I don't I don't dislike the music part of it. No, not bad. I wonder who did it like the he sings pretty well. The melody is kind of nice. Format's nice.

Starting point is 00:04:03 I have no idea what his perspective is though. No Who's he making fun of him? What side is he on? You make a fun of liberals. I think he's making fun of liberals Or is he making fun of people making fun of liberals? I don't know Is he liberal doesn't seem like it He just said he would take a glass of camalala love. Yeah, but I think it's a ju- yeah, I think, you know, I think he's- I think it's satire. I think I gotta read the lyrics.

Starting point is 00:04:38 I think he's a big Trump guy. He is? Judging off making a song about putting it out on the day of the inauguration, yeah. So is that like a Tom McDonald type of rap? I don't know. A Tom McDonald type of beat? Deep, like, Cry Liberals type of thing? Yeah, it seemed like it.

Starting point is 00:04:57 Fuck yeah. Like that alt-right beer? Yeah, what is that? It's called alt-right. Exactly. Or it's called maybe alt-light. That's fucking hilarious. Isn't that a thing?

Starting point is 00:05:08 That's like what's her name? The girl that had the spaz out on the plane. Oh. Tiffany Gomez? Yeah, she like posts pictures drinking it. Really? Yeah, she went like alt-right grifter when the psychosis money ran out. That's such a fucking safe spot to land.

Starting point is 00:05:24 I'm about to start doing it. Everyone does that. Goes alt-right. Goes alt-right grift. That's like the, that's how you know someone's career is coming to an end. You think that Huck 2 is about to re-emerge on Alex Jones? 100% yeah. Well the problem is the time is kind of over for that. For alt-right grifting? Yeah. Because you can't really alt-right grift when Trump is president. You don't think? No, because it's like what you just really like the president. Yeah, that is, it's not counterculture. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:02 It's just culture. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird as hell. I respect it. So is White House Dave all right, Griffity? No, I think he's just all right. Or just right. I think he's just right, yeah. But with, but, but. I think you're all right if you get into the point

Starting point is 00:06:17 where you're making songs about liberals. He's anti-left. Yeah. He hates liberals. He hates liberals. He did, the music videos good, too I like see the music video. There's like lots of different like Yeah, cool costumes and like the way it's shot is like pretty clean green screen

Starting point is 00:06:41 I'll take a Prius That's like a I mean he could like it's, the thing is barstool is not, like I know what everyone says like bar, everyone says that barstool is like all these like alt-right people but it's really not. Not until you work here you realize everybody's liberal. And not until you realize everyone's a libtard. But there's only two and a half. I feel like the barstool audience isn't even the right audience for what he's trying to do

Starting point is 00:07:05 But I feel like if he if he reaches like if he gets like the Jack Mack retweet from that He's out of here. Yeah, like he'll be on fucking Rogan next week. That's so interesting that he's fucking I It was I think that there is definitely a path for him to blow this the fuck out He needs to get it in front of everybody. He needs to get it in front of the right people and he needs to make more. Yeah. He needs to double down.

Starting point is 00:07:32 Yeah. I'd like to work with him. I think he should put out one about Biden pardoning his family. Did he, and he just did that today, right? Yeah. Five family members. I didn't even know, I don't know who he could have possibly, I just saw the email notification from like the New York Times. So I was like, pardon five family, I was like, he had five family members that needed to be pardoned.

Starting point is 00:07:53 Is he a crime family? Is he in the mafia? Is he a Corleone? The fuck is going on? That doesn't make any sense. I thought it was just Hunter. But I guess there's all, who are the other ones? I guess you click on it, you have to pay for the New York stocks. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't. Pay wall.

Starting point is 00:08:10 They gotta start putting the whole article in the email. Yeah. Just so we can learn about Kamala Love. Kamala Love. I think that, yeah, he needs to make another one stat. I think that there is a high upside here. Yeah. But you think people, you think there,

Starting point is 00:08:24 I think there's a chance that that could get bigger than Barstool. Oh yeah, I agree. But I think it's also like, it's, cause it's so, you don't even know how to take it, like you don't know if it's alt-right, or if he's like a liberal making fun of liberals, or if he's a liberal making fun of the alt-right,

Starting point is 00:08:44 which is kind of like, that's kind of like Shane's whole thing almost. Yeah, it's perspective-less comedy. It's genius. Like Shane makes fun of everyone, that's why everyone likes him. And that, White Talks Dave makes fun of everybody. I could see White Talks Dave getting a call

Starting point is 00:08:56 from Lorne Michaels today. I agree. Being like, we want you, like 50th anniversary, we want you to be the musical guest or do you do characters? Yeah, dude, like can I hear some impressions? Cuz if he hit kills cuz he kind of he could play JD Vance on SNL hundred percent if he shaved it up He's the right eye color. He had the shirt off in the video. He has the right body type to be Vance Yeah, I think that there is upside there if he could nail impressions. I

Starting point is 00:09:23 Could genuinely see it. I think this says, I think this has legs. You know who Tom McDonald is? Yeah, he had a farm. Old McDonald. This is young McDonald. No, I don't think I do. He is a, he's like, he might be Canadian. You've probably, you've definitely seen him on YouTube rapping. He has like long blonde hair, kind of shaves the side, and goes really hard, like kind of just MAGO raps. He had a rap just came out with Roseanne Barr. It was just like, you guys lost. Cry liberals. But he's technically a good rapper,

Starting point is 00:09:56 but his messaging is antithetical to most other rap. But he finds a lane because people stand the fuck out over him, and they love him. I think White Talk's Dave could go this way. I agree. Let's take him. I agree 100%. Let's all take him.

Starting point is 00:10:12 I'm gonna get him in touch with my agent. You should have been on that bus with Theo Vaughn, Jake and Logan Paul, Connor McGregor. RIP to the drywall and the bussin' with the boys compound when they found out that they weren't invited onto that bus. I didn't even see this, what is this? We're supposed to be on the bus.

Starting point is 00:10:32 I think they posted about it. You didn't see the bus with all the bros? I saw, no, I don't think so. McGregor said, Logan Paul's mom. I didn't see any of this. Oh my God. I kinda't see any of this. Oh my god. I've kind of been off the internet lately. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:10:52 Theo pan to McGregor with Logan and Jake just chilling in the back. Is that, I think that's Kyle from Nelka here in the background. Was that? Yeah. I heard that too. He's a couple best friends. Yeah.'s Kyle from Nelka here in the background. Was that? Yeah. I heard that too. He's a couple best friends.

Starting point is 00:11:06 That was fucking Nelka. So maybe, yeah, it must have been. So it was bussing. Was bussing with the boys there or they just posted it? They just posted it. But that's like their shtick. They're the bus guys. Yeah, no, they should have been there.

Starting point is 00:11:21 They should have been there. Especially now that they're leaving, like if you're leaving Barstool and you find out that you're not on that invite, you're like, dude, we made a mistake. They gotta jump Dave. Yeah, yeah. They're gonna have to call Dave.

Starting point is 00:11:30 They're gonna have to call Dave and be like, we decided we're gonna go back to Barstool. We miscalculated where we'd be. That's so fucked. That they got left out. Yeah. That's a elite group. That's the Ocean's 11 of-

Starting point is 00:11:44 Yeah, that's their crew. We've assembled an elite group. That's the oceans 11 of yeah, that's their crew We've assembled an elite group. Yeah Cuz they're they're all the ones that got mentioned at the that Dana White brought up at when was this Oh, this was the boss going to the inauguration. I think so. I don't know. It looked like a fucking party. Damn You saw Snoop got crucified as well No, I didn't Snoop was getting killed for performing there. Who else was, who else performed? Carrie Underwood was getting some heat, but it's like, Carrie Underwood.

Starting point is 00:12:11 Carrie Underwood, she'll be fine. She's gonna be duetting with White Sox Dave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll be good. Carrie Underwood and White Sox Dave are gonna remake A Star is Born. Yeah. Tell me something, Dave. Damn.

Starting point is 00:12:29 I can't believe it. I just feel like he might be a little bit late though. No, he's right on time. Socks day. Yeah, he's right on time. He is? Yeah, he's good. Because like owning the libs while timeless, I think like Prius, like making fun of a Prius isn't, like a,

Starting point is 00:12:51 that's not like an up-to-date own of the libs. No, no. But that's, I think that's kind of the beauty of the alt-right. It's timeless. Is that none of their jokes are like up-to-date. Like they all still use the joke about like, oh, I identify as a wall by. Like that's like their go-to. They've been using that joke for a decade now. Yeah. My pronouns are... Yeah. My pronouns are I don't give a fuck.

Starting point is 00:13:14 Or one more beer, please. Yeah. Yeah. Type of five. But they also, they are the masters of the meme though. The All Right has taken over the meme. I don't know about that. You don't think so? No. They've taken over like the traditional meme format. Upper text, bottom text. You don't think you're, you're not, Pepe's not getting you. Pepe variants aren't getting

Starting point is 00:13:40 you. Like that's the all right meme up Pepe like top text bottom text Pepe, Wojak yeah Pepe is that's Pepe's elite me me yeah in a way in a way but yeah flag on the moon flag on Mars I'm sorry flag on more I keep turning the fucking room what's wrong with me I don't know I'm thinking we've already got one on the moon brother we're're good. You think so supposedly Elon was fucking clapping like a seal He was loving life except in interstellar. They say that we don't have flags on the moon with the moon landing was fake Interstellar said that yeah, I want to rewatch but I just can't deal with being sad like that. It's a devastating movie

Starting point is 00:14:25 My wife's never seen it and I'm not ready to be sad My wife's never seen it. She keeps on wanting to watch it. Really? I was like you're not ready You're not in the ballpark already a mess. It will be two kids on the way and you guys throw that movie on watching interstellar Stay away from that one. They think our fucking Washington team is broke. It would be kind of awesome though. It would be awesome if it worked how they wanted it to work. Like it would be kind of sick. Like wouldn't it be kind of sick if you came back and you were the same age?

Starting point is 00:14:55 Like if you went to space and you came back and your twins were your age? No. And you were like, what's up? I'm not trying to ask. They'd be like, who do you like for this commander's Eagles game? It's all lost like it's kind of like guaranteed two new friends That's true, but I'm not in I'm not in but they might not fuck with you for being boys with them Yeah, they might not fuck with you. Yeah, because you I just abandoned them for the last 30 years exactly. Yeah That's so fucked. That would be be so nasty I don't I don't

Starting point is 00:15:26 want to I'm not trying to be gross I'm trying to be there for the moments I don't need someone to get beers with you're already at that stage in fatherhood what like I'm not your friend I don't know definitely not trying to be their friend that's the only reason I would have kids is to like have more friends it's crazy how friends do itle. What would you put your number out right now? Oh for me? Yeah. Six or seven? Yeah. Total? You're gonna be at four soon dude. Yeah. Yeah I run a tight ship. So do I but. I'll probably like 10, 15. Yeah you're gonna be at four soon. Yeah. because not only that you think that

Starting point is 00:16:07 it's just losing touch with your friends you think that's how it happens but friends also go to war with one another well that's well also or they just go to war and you actually lose them my best friend is going to war he is I mean she is bow what do you mean Bo's going to the army. He is? We've been over this like a hundred times. I thought that this was a massive bit. Oh no, no, he's going to the war.

Starting point is 00:16:30 He's joining up? Yeah, in like a couple months. What the fuck, against who's he fighting? The woke mind virus? The libs. We have to nuke the woke mind virus. He's gonna be on the top of a building in fucking Kuwait bumping White Sox Dave with the 50 cal.

Starting point is 00:16:48 Yeah. With some come on love. It's gonna be the anthem overseas. It definitely will be. She's fired too. I heard. Huge. You gotta be fired up about that. That's huge.

Starting point is 00:17:04 Hostages are home. Yeah. Three hostages are home. That's fired too. I heard you got a huge fired up about that hostages are home. Yeah, three hostages are home That's fucking massive two genders Mm-hmm. What else has happened? Now I have to put on deodorant before bed Really? I'm at that stage. That's not good. Yeah, I know what what is that stage? I don't know I've never heard of that ever. Yeah, dude. I put on underarm deodorant before bed Is that crazy? No, not really like I had a terrible night's sleep last night woke up soaked in sweat

Starting point is 00:17:32 I need to put on antiperspirant too, but it's like I need to put it on my all over my body Yeah, I just wake up drenched they make new antiperspirants that they kind of advertise But they want to make it they make it seem like it's for your nuts and balls. Yeah, I don't think you should be putting that on your balls It's most certainly I think anti perspirant already is bad for you. Yeah causes cancer You might as well take a block of aluminum and shave it off like parmesan cheese. Yeah That's basically what's happening Sadly, I'm not even doing it for the sweat. I'm doing it for the stink. Well, yeah, obviously.

Starting point is 00:18:11 At the end of the, well, anti-perspirant. Anti-perspirant. I can't believe you use anti-perspirant. Why? It's bad for you. So what, dude? That's like day one shit is like don't take drugs. So is drinking out of plastic bottles like breathing in New York air, drinking in the

Starting point is 00:18:24 tap water, having fish, having too much fish, having too little fish, reading the newspaper, being online, being offline, fucking riding the bike, staying at home. Everything's bad. All I know is that I used antiperspirant for like one week in high school, and then one day I woke up and my armpits were bleeding.

Starting point is 00:18:40 Damn, I'm really sweating today. Can you dab it? No, it was like, I looked really sweating today. And you dab it. Yeah. No, it was like, I looked and there was like, it looked like someone took like a blade to my armpits. There were like gashes. When you try a new deodorant or antiperspirant, it does, it'll rash you up again. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:58 No, and then I was like, I'm just never going to do that again. I was like, my armpits don't even really smell like that. I don't think I need this. So you're off of it? I mean, I use deodorant But isn't this it's it's way different. Yeah, I think antiperspirant deodorant dries up your armpits Interesting he like prevents them from sweating. I thought that's really like Botox does Botox in the armpits does do that people do that that. But that's weird, because it's like the sweat

Starting point is 00:19:25 has to come out somewhere else. Yeah, I think. I know people who have done that. Like how a yawn has to, if you like, you're yawning, you close your mouth, then the yawn will come out of your nose. Then you close your nose. And I used to do this in church.

Starting point is 00:19:39 I'd yawn with my eyes. And they would like ripple like when Homer Simpson burps. Yeah. Like there you could see the yawn coming out of my eyes. Yeah I get that. But it has to go somewhere so it's like the sweat not coming out of your armpits. Yeah. It's not like your body doesn't need to do whatever it's doing. Yeah I don't know much about it. A family member of mine who I will not name because it would be they would know and they wouldn't be happy got that.. Your dad? No, no, no, not my dad. Mr. Saddle, please.

Starting point is 00:20:08 No, but they got it in their armpits and I think you gotta redo it a couple times. Oh, you gotta get it like routinely. That sucks. Like every, like hair transplants. If you were a woman, what beauty standard would you hold yourself to? The highest.

Starting point is 00:20:24 Oh, god. So you'd be doing Botox? Oh, 100%, yeah. Would you be... I'd be dissolving. What about... Have you ever heard about that? Fat dissolving?

Starting point is 00:20:40 No, when girls get lip filler and then they have it dissolved. To get it out? To get it out? To get it out. Because you turn on keeping up with the Kardashians later in the season and they're not doing it anymore? And they have thin lips. What the fuck is this? They have big lips. Apparently it's insanely painful.

Starting point is 00:20:59 I thought it naturally dissolves over time. I think it might, but I think if you want to get the instant dissolve same family member taught you this No, no, no, this was someone at the stand was talking about it. Damn It's I don't understand why you would unplug your plump ass lips. I don't either Plum like I might get a new set of lips, honestly Imagine if I came in one day with a thick set yeah I would do it but I want mine to look natural I would do it if I could do it for a day and have them dissolved why what would you do with it for a day well just for the joke

Starting point is 00:21:36 for the bit okay I thought you were just gonna go ham on a fucking boba straw no no no but it would be funny to come in one day with just like slightly larger on a fucking boba straw. No, no, no. Just suck up barbels of a straw. But it would be funny to come in one day with just like slightly larger lips. Like if I didn't even really go crazy, but they were just like a little, like you were like, what looks different about you? It would be impressive.

Starting point is 00:21:56 I was like, oh, I got lip filler. I've never paid attention to your lips. You do have thin lips. Yeah, oh yeah. Non-existent. Big lips are a sign of fertility. Big lips are a sign of, yeah Big lips are a sign of a yeah Fertility. A man should not have big lips. If they're fertile as hell

Starting point is 00:22:10 I'm trying to think what bros I know have like big lips and all I can think of is gay dudes who have gotten the lip Injections. I know a couple What gay dudes who have gotten it? No, I know a couple dudes with big lips Name them. Big old lips. Name them. No, I don't want it Feels me. Don't be cool. What does it mean? To say someone's fertile Nick Coletti has big lips. Yo What and he's made he's made jokes about it a couple times. He's probably so fertile Yeah, he probably is but he's got big lips. Our little sweatshirt's got big lips

Starting point is 00:22:46 Okay, you start him. Well, yeah, but I mean not all black dudes have big lips. I didn't say anything about that Yeah, you did. That's what you were leaning towards. I don't lean either right? Right down the center brother. No, you were gonna say something. I definitely were gonna make it a race problem I don't do that. You're gonna bring race into it. I don't do that You do I was talking about James Charles well, James Charles doesn't count because those are big lips and he's He made those big lips in a lab. I was walking watching Hollywood Squares last night, and I was Who wasn't for you?

Starting point is 00:23:21 But I got the commercial for it like a hundred times he came right on right the game. So, you know, I was dialed in on Hollywood Squares What a game Hollywood Squares, I know I he went for the block and the fucking bottom middle He did he hit Sam Jay for the block. Yeah. No, there's like no There's no straight straight white male There's no straight white male SWM representation on Hollywood Squares. It disgusted me. Yeah, I don't know how that works, but I haven't seen a lot of comedians booked in.

Starting point is 00:23:53 There was some cooking show that I saw and it was like the, they have celebrity guests and the celebrity guests was like, Drusky, Jim Norton, and Judy Gold. What the fuck? Yeah. Which is like, those people are all hilarious, but it's funny to have two like super old school comedians and Jerusalem. Was it Chopped? No, it was, it was, what's it called?

Starting point is 00:24:19 It was fucking. Hell's Kitchen? Yeah, I think. Something like that. Interesting. Yeah I don't know. It's uh yeah the only straight white dude on Hollywood squares was the dude who played a gay guy on Reno 911. Really? And I looked to see if he was straight. And he is? He is, thank God. Thank God. Unless his wife is

Starting point is 00:24:42 beard is his beard because he played a very convincing gay guy Reno What I don't want yeah But also like the dudes from Modern Family played very convincing gay dudes And then the one that you don't think is gay is the gay one stone Street Eric stone Street isn't that the guy's name. Oh, I have no idea I don't know the guy the big guy the big guys not yeah, he used to date Julie Stewart Binks really I don't know who that is. She used to work at Barstool.

Starting point is 00:25:07 Really? Yeah, JSB, bro. Oh, JSB. JSB sounds like a slot receiver. Yeah, it does, JSN. There you go. That must have been what I was thinking, but yeah, that was gonna be. Probably, yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:22 You probably were thinking of the slot receiver with the same exact initials except for one letter that well That's how it thinks. That's how it sounds like it fucking make fun of me. I was trying to talk ball with you, dude That was a really good game it was I was hoping you would go to OT yeah because you're a Ravenshead No, because I had If James Cook scored a touchdown, I would have made so much money. What are we talking? Thousands.

Starting point is 00:25:50 No. Yeah. What was the parlay? It wasn't a parlay. It was multiple parlays that ended in James Cook scoring and all of them got through to James Cook. Oh, so it was about a bunch of parlays? It was a bunch of parlays and all.

Starting point is 00:26:04 And he got, dude, he was right there. When I saw them going for the field goal, because you know what I did, or when I saw them going for the, yeah, they went for a field goal, but you know what I did? And this is where it really got, it really hurt. Was I, so I was like, all right, I had Josh Allen to touchdowns.

Starting point is 00:26:21 Of course. And once Josh Allen got to going into the half, coming out of the half, I was like, all right, all I need James Cook to score. I was like, either James Cook or Josh Allen is going to score this half. So I'll put, so I put more money on Josh Allen plus, or three touchdowns. on Josh Allen plus or three touchdowns. I didn't even know that was allowed. Yeah. Three is allowed. And that one drive where they ended up

Starting point is 00:26:51 getting the field goal at like the 10 yard line, they both were like knocking on the door and then neither of them scored. So neither of those bets hit. Oh my God. Yeah, it sucked. That's fucking brutal. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:03 Still a classic game though. Classic game, great win for the Bills. That's fucking brutal. Yeah, still a classic game though. Classic game. Great win for the Bills That's how I felt watching the Lions game Like I lost my whatever I was betting on the Lions game, but I was like chalk it up This game is awesome to watch. Yeah, I'm that's that's the best You cannot let your bets get in your way of your appreciation for ball No, if you start rooting for your bets over a good ball, yeah throw yourself in the trash. Yeah, that's why I didn't bet any, I didn't bet any rave because I wanted the Bills to win. I knew I wanted the Bills to win, so I didn't bet any like Derrick Henry or anything.

Starting point is 00:27:33 Smart. Because I was like, I don't want the Bills to be up 40, hypothetically, and then be like, but I need Derrick Henry to score. Yes. I mean, it's nice to have that to root for, but I need Derek Henry to score. Yes. You just, I mean, it's nice to have that to root for, but if that gets in the way, like if you're bummed out after losing your bets, after watching an awesome game of ball, you've lost the magic.

Starting point is 00:27:55 Yeah. Peter Pan can't fly anymore, whatever. Agreed, agreed. You need to put the main thing, the main thing, and that's watching ball and appreciating ball. Exactly. But I felt my heart goes out to Mark Andrews first. Mark Andrews, shout out Mark Andrews.

Starting point is 00:28:10 And then you for Jameer Gibbs not being in the mix anymore. Yeah, that was a bummer. Your fave. Yeah, all of my teams got eliminated, except for the Bills. Well, you're wearing multiple teams at once. Well, I'm wearing the Patriots and the Bills. And how many, what's your third garment?

Starting point is 00:28:27 Is that Bills as well or is that Patriots? So Bill's Bill's Patriots. Bill's Bill's Patriots. They had to go a little top heavy today just because the Bills are in it. Yeah, but you still want to rep the Patriots. Are you walking the streets of New York with all that visible or with something under a jacket?

Starting point is 00:28:41 No, this is all visible, but I'll Uber. And I'll Uber home. Why, you don't want to be seen? No. This is just for show? Yeah, this is all visible, but I ubered. And I'll uber home. Well, you don't want to be seen? No. This is just for show? Yeah, this was just for the joke. Okay, good joke. This was mostly just to show off that,

Starting point is 00:28:53 like just to wear two teams in the same division. I thought it was funny. It is funny. Yeah. You should be rocking the dolphins though. I do, I need to get some like dolphin slides or something. Some dolphin socks. Cause those colors go together perfectly.

Starting point is 00:29:06 Yeah. I couldn't wear any jet skier though. But jets, the color would like, you could mix it in, but dolphins colors go with nothing. Yeah, it is true. They're so offensive. You have to be a douche bag. Just neon orange.

Starting point is 00:29:21 Neon orange and like the teal, like this 90s teal color yeah 80s teal cocaine teal it's uh but yeah unfortunate I'm happy for the bills though I'm happy for the bills I hope the bills win it all that's the problem is like you know well I have a bet I have the same bet as MOOC I have Eagles bill Super Bowl which I think would be oh what a game that would be. The commanders are persnickety though. They're finicky.

Starting point is 00:29:50 See, that's the problem is like, so my whole thought process on the Super Bowl now goes to like, what is the schedule for next week? Do you know who plays the early game and who plays the late game? Birds play early. Birds play early. That's not what I want at all. Why?

Starting point is 00:30:07 I wish the birds played late. Why? Because I want to know if the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl or not before I pick, before we know. Like so I can decide who I want to win the birds commanders game. Because, well play it out for me. If the Chiefs go to the Super Bowl, I want the Eagles to go to the Super Bowl. Why? Because I don't think the commanders have a good chance to be, I don't think the commanders would beat the Chiefs go to the Super Bowl, I want the Eagles to go to the Super Bowl. Why? Because I don't think the Commanders have a good chance to beat, I don't think the

Starting point is 00:30:28 Commanders would beat the Chiefs. But I think the Commanders could beat the Bills, I think the Commanders could beat the Eagles. I don't think they could beat the Chiefs just based off of Patrick Mahomes' Super Bowl experience. Fair enough. But Jaden Daniels is so good. Yeah, he's so good, but it's like at a certain point, like there has to be a limit.

Starting point is 00:30:47 I might be wrong. Like if, however, if the Chiefs and the Commanders made the Super Bowl and the Commanders won, it would be like the greatest Super Bowl of all time. Like if a rookie quarterback took down the reigning... Yeah, the guy going for a three-peat, sent Travis Kelsey into retirement like that was happening that would be unbelievable and then yeah that would be sick like if the commanders beat the Eagles and then the commanders were going against the Chiefs would you root for the Chiefs no you'd root for the commanders I think so yeah well I don't know I don't really I've never really thought much about the commanders Jaden is a great story and the rest of the team kind of is like

Starting point is 00:31:26 Mid yeah, that's what I don't understand. I don't know I don't get how they how they beat the Lions Like the Chiefs have an awesome defense like damn beating the Lions is so crazy, but the Lions are so injured They're so their defense is awful. Well. They have no I know I mean I mean No Hudson Yeah, I mean they were getting to points where like they there was that was the Lions game, the one that was the there, their corners kept getting hurt. And then it got to the point where it was like, dude, they might have to throw in like a running back at corner. Like they they had no one left. They should have let Jameer Gibbs spin.

Starting point is 00:32:00 You don't think that he's been on Jameson Williams. He would be great. There's like a bunch of offensive guys who have this skill set. Yeah, you could have thrown Amon Ra in his fucking corner and he would have been fine. They would have been fine. Let them get the Travis Hunter treatment. Go both ways.

Starting point is 00:32:14 Especially for like a half, they'd be fine. Shoot me straight. What do you think the Eagles chances are against the commanders? Oh, I'm definitely going to bet the Eagles. You think they will win? Or you just because you like you love me as a friend? I'm one of your four friends. Well, no, the reason is.

Starting point is 00:32:32 Fuck. Now, no, I mean. Yeah, I don't know. Like. To be honest, like, I thought the Eagles were going to destroy the Rams. They I mean, if AJ Brown catches that, if it's not snowing... I hated that. That pissed me off. That he dropped it?

Starting point is 00:32:53 No, no, that whole argument. Like, Moog was texting me at halftime being like... Because I'm always fucking with Moog about just being like, wow, Rams are really... Because he was like, Collinsworth is sucking off Stafford. And I was like, yeah, Collins-Worth typically tends to suck off like whatever, whoever the better quarterback is on the field.

Starting point is 00:33:09 So I was like joking around with Mook and then Mook sent that, Jack-Max Tweet, or whose tweet was it? Someone tweeted and was like, and was like, oh, I think it was Max. I think Max tweeted and was like, Eagles should be up by 14 right now. And it's like, yeah, but they're not. So it's like, what are we talking?

Starting point is 00:33:27 Like that's the most pointless conversation. That's as pointless as like me being like, well, you know, if James Cook scored, I would have made a lot of money. He's like, well, no, I didn't, I actually lost. I lost a lot of money. Well, you still felt the need to put it into the air. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:40 We can talk about anything. Yeah, yeah. I'm joking. But like me saying that is pointless. And I think the argument of like, oh, if Lamar didn't turn over the ball twice the bills would have won the Eagles The Ravens would have won that game It's like yeah, probably but he did turn the ball over twice and the Eagles did miss what two field goals an extra point And AJ Brown wide open

Starting point is 00:34:00 Two extra points, I don't know if they missed any field goals They hit their field goals, but there were some other there was like another downfield Yeah, yeah, but also I mean the Rams could easily won the game too. Yeah, the Rams were inside the 20 with fucking a minute left Yeah, they could have won that game. They have 32 That would have been if you would have just been recording with my feet dangling That would have been a nasty one with my feet dangling. That would have been a nasty one. Doing a camera cut to my feet dangling, like having it start on you and then cutting. That would be an all-time good editing. It would have been. All right guys, let's take a second to talk about game time. We're getting

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Starting point is 00:36:59 must hurt so much more than A, not making the playoffs and B, getting kicked out in the AFC or NFC championship, or losing the Super Bowl. Like, I think losing the Super Bowl is probably worse. Well, it depends on how good your team is. Like, the commanders, they feel like they're playing with house money right now. Like, the commanders being this far is like,

Starting point is 00:37:18 what the fuck is happening? But the Rams being this far would have been like, what the fuck is happening? Like, you know yeah the Rams read it I want to go just for a little shot in Freud. Just like four people on mine No, they were like this season has been awesome. Yeah, people were fired up Yeah, because like the son of a boy dad read it must have more people on it than the Rams read it That was the reasoning that was my reasoning by rooting for the Eagles so hard was like

Starting point is 00:37:42 I don't think I just don't see the Rams in the Super Bowl and they have recently they won the Super Bowl three years ago and they were in it before that with Jerrighoff. Yeah, so it's like that that doesn't that doesn't move the needle But you see me win the Super Bowl us popping champagne and Philly Yeah, I would like the I would be fine with the Eagles went in the Super Bowl even if it's over that your precious bills No, I would want the bills to win over the Eagles for sure. Would you be okay with it? Would you come party with me, Leigh Johnson and Brad Ravitz? Yeah, yeah, I would be okay with it. I would be okay with anyone winning this. At this point, I would be okay with any of the three of the four teams winning the Super Bowl.

Starting point is 00:38:15 Are you going to New Orleans? No, I don't think so. Calm down, bro. I got you. We'll have the hotel bring like a small couch or by pull out type of situation and have you sleep there Are you gonna go to the game if the Eagles make it? I mean knock on wood I've no I don't want to jump the gun, but it would be fun to go to the game. I Heard white socks Dave's doing the anthem Is that crazy you guys beat the commanders earlier in the season? Yeah, and then you lost but Jayden Jaylen was out, correct? It changed honestly, I don't even matters

Starting point is 00:38:56 Why like I think Jaylen could like throw Kenny pick it in? I think you guys are still gonna win why say Kwan is just in he's an unstoppable force You don't think they'll try and stop sake one that they can trial that the Rams entire plan was built around stopping say Kwan He had 200 rushing yards. Yeah, three touchdowns. Yeah, the Rams are just too light But I don't even think it matters like I think say I think the gap between Derek Henry and say Kwan is bigger Than than people think. What other running backs are in your convo? Gibbs.

Starting point is 00:39:28 Who else? James Cook, Josh Jacobs. Bijan. Bijan, definitely. Kyron? He's a different tier, a tier below. Kyron, I guess, because Kyron didn't even really have any big plays yesterday and he had over a hundred yards rushing.

Starting point is 00:39:42 He had that fumble too, though. That's true. Ramandre, that's a little Ram in the rush humble to though. That's true Remondre's death a little Roger Stevenson in him Andre can't be on your list. No, that's why I meant I mean Remondre's always fumbling gene gene T Genti Austin or whatever that action genti genti is gonna be a top tier. We'll see you don't think we'll see how he pans out You wouldn't take him on the Patriots Patriots should draft him. Absolutely. I would take him on the Patriots, but I don't know if it's going to pan out. How sick would you be or how sick are you that the Patriots didn't take

Starting point is 00:40:11 Jade and Daniel? That they couldn't trade, they didn't trade up for him. Oh, no, that doesn't bother me at all. Really? Oh. He could have, he took the Patriots are mediocre. Patriots without him. No, no, no, no, you're so wrong. The same as the commanders. You're so wrong It's basically no You gotta be fucking with me. This is same thing commanders are have a commander's roster is is

Starting point is 00:40:33 So much better than the Patriots where out of your mind where? Okay, one name already Terry McLaurin Okay, you guys have a caisson bouton. Are you out of your fucking mind? Yeah, you guys have cauchon bouté are you out of your fucking mind yeah you guys have receiver by committee their top heavyweight receiver we have the worst roster in the nfl by a mile you guys are it's probably a push it running the only the only no it's not a push it running back offensive line you have them because cosme's out for them at offensive line now so you probably have them at offensive line our offensive we have the worst offensive line in the league. We have the worst, dude, our wide receiver room, I think was,

Starting point is 00:41:09 I think our, I think our total yards for wide receivers were less than like. He turns Jaylen Polk into Terry McCloy. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Dude, I hate to be that guy. Drake May has got a better deep ball than Terry Mc then then Jayden Daniels

Starting point is 00:41:26 What if Drake May is on that team? That's a Super Bowl block because their roster so good Yeah, because the commanders are roster so good. Yeah, what if you put Drake May on the Eagles? Easy, what if you put him on the bills? No So I don't get it. So he's better than Jayden Daniels better than Jalen Hurts But worse than the other two First of all, okay. Jalen Hurts has the best roster in the NFL

Starting point is 00:41:54 Easily, that's love easily love I mean do Jalen Hurts could fall asleep in the pocket and he'd wake up and they'd still there still would be zero flags and They still he still they still wouldn't have gotten to him No, he got sacked like seven times yesterday. Were you watching the game? Yeah, I Was but now I'm thinking of maybe I was thinking of someone else. I watched a lot of ball this week I know it all runs together. It all runs together because they were all good games There's my wife's bridal shower or a baby shower Kill shot during the game.

Starting point is 00:42:28 It ended at like two to 50. Oh, that's not a bad start time. Oh, but you had three o'clock start time. I keep mixing up the games. Yeah. Three o'clock start time. Yeah. I had to get over to the to the pub to watch it. But I had to load the presence and sprint to the pub. I was like, no, we're not opening presents. I had to put over to the pub to watch it, but I had to load the presents in. You had to sprint to the pub.

Starting point is 00:42:45 I was like, no, we're not opening presents. I had to put a stop to it. So we have all the unwrapped, unopened presents. Were you in Philly? Yeah. Yeah. So I had all the unopened presents are just sitting at home. What was your- All the baby presents.

Starting point is 00:42:57 What was your strategy for the Bills Ravens game? Do you listen on the radio or you watch- Listen on the radio. Watch YouTube TV. While we were driving home, while I was driving home. It's not bad. What, listening? Listening.

Starting point is 00:43:09 Listening's nice. It's not bad. I listened to the Bill's broadcast. I like to listen to a biased broadcast. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun to listen to a biased broadcast. But the drive home was treacherous. Yeah, I'm sure.

Starting point is 00:43:21 I didn't send you a video of it. It was treacherous. I have this dude at the stand, Tom McGuire, he's a comedian, he got offered to go to the Bill's Ravens game. He got like one of his buddies had an extra ticket. Tom McDonald? Tom McDonald, and he was like,

Starting point is 00:43:40 he looked at the flights and they were like $1,500 like one way, cause he found out Saturday night that he could go to where oh buffalo to buffalo and that's tough but he but he's from long island and lives in queens so he has a car so i was like dude you should drive i was like drive up he should have and uh i don't know if he did it would have been an all-time memory yeah but the the weather would have been And he because he told me the car he has it's not it's like a worse. It's worse than like a Toyota Corolla Like he would have been talking doing 360s on the fucking freeway To wheel in it it is it was a nasty thick snow

Starting point is 00:44:21 I don't think I really but people were going 25 miles an hour on the highway. Yeah. It was fucking insane. How long did it take you guys to get back? Three and a half hour for you to get down three and a half back. That's brutal. It was nasty. Three and a half's really not that bad though. Three and a half still falls under two for me. Three and a half. Three and a half is under two. Yeah, you're right. No, two like two and three and a half is the same thing. Yeah. Well, if you're a kid... If you can't see it for an extra hour and a half in a car... You just put on a four-hour episode of busing.

Starting point is 00:44:53 Yeah, do something. Yeah. They're on an episode of Protect Our Parks. Five and a half hours long. You zone out. Yeah. You get back, you go, we still got two hours. Should we spin the block a couple times? Should I double back? Because, there's old protector park Yeah, but as a child it's an impossible drive I

Starting point is 00:45:15 Feel like it took three hours to get to New York from Philly when I was a kid. Oh, no Yeah, that's yeah that and that drive felt like it might as like in adult hours. There's probably like 14 hours Yeah, we used to go up to New Hampshire When I was younger when I was a kid and it was like it was literally like an hour and 50 minutes Were you putting coke and I would be I'd be in the back of the I'd be in the back seat like Slamming my head against the glass being like where when are we gonna get there? It's like it's like no time. It is torture for children.

Starting point is 00:45:48 I don't know why. Do they just need to be, like if you throw iPad in front of a child or you let them scroll on the talk, are they gonna be fine? No, because then they're puking. Oh, if they get car sick. All kids get car sick. I got car sick on the way back from the,

Starting point is 00:46:06 from Chicago, from the airport, and it was the first time I've been car sick in 20 years I was shocked yeah that's you shouldn't even we'll cut that have you ever been car sick not as a man now yeah there's my first time being car sick as a man I thought I honestly hit me out of nowhere and my first bodily instinct was I think I'm dying because I was like I like panicked I felt like the cortisol level spike inside me like I was like panicking at like why do I feel bad yeah I almost told the uber to pull over we're on the BQE I'm not I'm fucking around that but I have been carsick I've been carsick uber into the LaGuardia multiple times really yeah what do you think it was, diet?

Starting point is 00:46:46 Diet and just the way that Uber drivers drive. I think I was being hungover. The immediate, just like, you're, we're coming to a red light, but for some reason they wanna wait till we get to the line to start slowing down. Or they hit the, could, could, could.

Starting point is 00:47:00 No, yeah, that's what I mean. They'd slam on the brakes. Or no, I'm talking about when they start, stop, start, stop, start, stop. Yeah, that's what they do. They'd slam on the brakes. Or no, I'm talking about when they start, stop, start, stop, start, stop. Yeah, that's what they do. But I think I was hungover that day because did you listen to the Unnamed Show at all when Francis was on? I listened to like half of it.

Starting point is 00:47:14 When they were talking about that dinner? Yeah, I listened to like half. Did you listen to the dinner part? Yeah. I think that was the best dinner of my life. Really? It was so fucking fun. If Francis had got fired, he probably

Starting point is 00:47:26 had so much fun at that dinner, it would have been worth it. Yeah, what'd you guys have? It was just, what didn't we have, brother? We just ordered it all. Ordered it for the table. See, I wouldn't have liked that. You wouldn't have? No, no.

Starting point is 00:47:37 We talked about this a couple weeks ago. But it wasn't even about that. We're with the Chicklets guys. We're bussing with the boys, fellas. It's me and Francis. We pull up an extra table seat at the table for you. Seven of us there busting balls telling stories. Well it sounds like there wasn't another seat available. Oh of course there was. There was an empty seat for Abraham. You start spreading that narrative that there was two empty seats. There was two empty seats

Starting point is 00:48:09 There was they were like Dave kept calling and they're like Do not disturb put on do not disturb tell him we're asleep We're sleeping Dave like I can hear people in the background you guys are like the hotel bar in his hotel Oh man, it was the fucking level of pants at that dinner. Yeah, it sounded like a hoot. Yeah, it sounded like a good time We would have loved to have you. Good farewell to the Bussin boys. They'll be back someday. No, they're gone You don't think? I think I'll never see them again. I think well There's a chance that you'll never see them again, but they'll be back. Which is a shame I like them both a lot. Great guys, but I don't think they should have been on that bus with joke Jake Paul. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever see them again strictly based off of

Starting point is 00:48:53 Will doesn't follow me on Twitter Which is a big one for me like every time I see that I'm like damn really do does he follow you he probably follows Me he follows my main when he knows you He knows, I've replied to his tweets and he doesn't even reply. He doesn't even like the tweet. Damn. I do sense that the way that you reply to him and Brandon that you kind of need like a good male influence

Starting point is 00:49:14 in your life. Why? Cause you kind of seek fatherhood from Will and Brandon. I don't think that's true at all. I mean that in a good way. No, I'm friends with Brandon. But the way that you'll seek him out to talk ball and fishing and have these traditionally male relationships.

Starting point is 00:49:33 Brandon and I very rarely are speaking about ball. And the only time we ever really talk is when we were doing fantasy. You talked about the Roshan Salam the other day. Oh, that was just me chipping in with my two cents. That's what I'm talking about, bro. What do you mean? Well, I can't reply to a tweet.

Starting point is 00:49:51 I agree, but I'm saying- That tweet could have been from anybody. I would still reply to the exact same thing. You would have said that to Naidoo? Yeah, 100%. Look, if I see someone that's trying to throw college ball info out there, I'm gonna come back with my two cents.

Starting point is 00:50:03 And I was saying, look, like Brandon, good points. That Rashad Salam season was incredible. It was incredible. What'd you think at the end of surviving bar stool? I thought it was fine. So you didn't like it? I thought it was all right. You didn't like it?

Starting point is 00:50:16 No, I thought it was good. But I knew, I knew what was gonna happen. How? You guys told me when you finished filming the show. We did? Yeah. But I was, I asked, I was like, who won? And you were like, we don't know. And I was like, well, who, like, who do you think?

Starting point is 00:50:30 And you were like, we were like, we're like, we're like 99% sure it was Rhea. Yeah, it makes sense. Would you, who would you have voted for? I would have voted for Rhea. I think Rhea deserved to win the game. Played the best game? Yeah, but I, but I was hoping in the back of my head that it wasn't Rhea so that I would be able to experience a surprise, but I knew it was going to be Rhea.

Starting point is 00:50:50 Like I didn't even really watch, after they read the votes, I didn't watch any of the post show. Yeah, post show was a bit toothless. I mean, you already had gone through all the emotion of it. Yeah, but I thought it was great. I mean, I've also never really been a fan like the last episode of Survivor always kind of sucks for me. Did you hide under your covers when everybody was being mean to each other?

Starting point is 00:51:11 You cover your eyes. I know you like to cover your eyes. I pause it. I muted it at points and I went on my phone a lot. Really? Yeah. Being mean to each other. Yeah, I didn't like it just because you couldn't watch.

Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah, I don't like that stuff. Makes me uncomfortable. Like I don't care if he was real survivor. I wouldn't care but like they're really digging into Big Cat and I'm like, well, I know Big Cat. Like I was like watching one of my friends get like just like publicly shamed. Yeah, and I was like, yeah, this is like pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, like I know everyone likes to see like the big boss go down. Like I'm all for that. I love seeing that not not big cat specifically

Starting point is 00:51:48 So who Dave? No, I mean like in general like people like to see the top guy fall They like to see the guy the guy at the top come down from the mountain Oh, of course like they people people want to see my homes lose You want to see my homes lose? Yeah, exactly. You're one of the people that want to see Yeah, I want to see you want to see you want to see my homes lose. Yeah, exactly. You're one of the people that want to see. Yeah, I want to see you want to see you want to see my homes fall from grace. So people are probably like, when it's finally time for everyone to turn on Big Cat, people are probably pumped.

Starting point is 00:52:11 Oh shit. Number one's fallen. But it's like I didn't feel that because I know Big Cat. Right. He hasn't I don't think he's fallen. I don't think he's fallen either. But like at the moment, like it's always like do you get what I'm saying? Like people are always expecting in these long-form content videos that like Francis

Starting point is 00:52:31 is gonna get his shit ripped up uh Rico's gonna get fucking screamed at right no one's expecting it to be Dave or Big Cat that's gonna be the one that's getting oh I understand what you're saying but I think that people would have liked any type of I think there was the same level of intrigue last year when Stephen Che was the one getting ripped up. You know what I mean? Like I thought that it was at. Oh, really? I disagree. Or you didn't think that Stephen Che shit was funny or? I thought the Stephen Che shit was funnier by a lot. Like when they were like was that was when like Rico was like throwing cheese at him. Yes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:07 That was fun. Like Kirk was ruthless to him equally. Kirk was ruthless to him, but that was all like, I don't know, that's Che. Like everyone knows Che's unbreakable. But I think that- Like I bet that ended and it was like immediately like Che and those guys never had any hard feelings

Starting point is 00:53:21 towards each other in real life again. I thought Che's wife was like furious at Kirk for like a long time. Oh, maybe, I don't know. I don't know Che's wife, so. But. Yeah, you did. They said.

Starting point is 00:53:33 But I think that it's the same level. It scratches the same itch. Like, if you're watching reality show, if you're watching fucking The Bachelor or something like that, you want to see a big confrontation. It doesn't matter who the confrontation is between. Yeah, I agree with that. But again, I don't want to see that in a show

Starting point is 00:53:52 where I know everyone. Yes, I agree with that. Especially like I'm not, I'm not. Well, you're just not equipped for awkward situations to happen around you. I'm not equipped for that. And I'm also not friendly with a ton of people. Like I'm friendly with everyone at Barstool,

Starting point is 00:54:05 but I'm not really like, the amount of people at Barstool that I would like text, it's pretty much just everyone in this room and then people on the YAK. And MOOC. And MOOC. Right. But like, that's not,

Starting point is 00:54:20 so it's like I would have preferred to not to be one of those people that was getting the the ripping and Francis Well, Francis is on the show. Yeah, but you said in this room, bro Well, you know what I meant? Oh, so man takes you to death. You know what I meant? It's the Barstool way Yeah, I meant I was crafting the fucking fires. I guess no. I mean, I I thought the show was great I thought the ending was good. I thought Yeah, I just what I'm not I was I think it's I wasn't like I wasn't it wasn't like I was sitting there watching

Starting point is 00:54:44 Big Cat get like humiliated like's I wasn't like I wasn't it wasn't like I was sitting there watching big cat get like Humiliated like like I wasn't like happy for that. I wasn't like I understand like finally I think finally he falls Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. I Think it's more the the fact that there something happened at the end of the show Yeah is better than something not how under for the sake of the show is better than something not happening for the sake of the show. You know, it didn't fizzle or like the whole like end of it wasn't just like a kumbaya, just like everybody knows who's going to win type of thing. I think there was genuine doubt on who was going to win. Yeah. Also not to sound like, um, like a complete sociopath, but like crying,

Starting point is 00:55:28 crying for that long, nails on a chalkboard. Like that episode was an hour and a half of straight crying. It's like listening to a baby cry. Like I get why people are crying. Like I understood why Megan was crying. I completely understood why Rhea was crying. I completely understood why Rio was crying It's an emotional thing. They've been in the office for a week. They've known these people for ever

Starting point is 00:55:52 Well, Dave was in the office for a week. He didn't cry. Yeah, I Mean I think women cry more than men typically Oh Sex as much. No, I think it's probably a fact Biological thing. Yeah, which I am but again, like I understand why they were crying, but like maybe like if I was in production, I think I would have turned that down a little bit in post. Just the volume of it or put like a filter on their face? Like I don't need to hear people like, for like an hour and a half straight. It's funny to think that if guys were girls, they would cry just as much.

Starting point is 00:56:26 Oh yeah, 100%. You think they would? Yeah, 100%. I mean, did any dudes cry in this season? Clemmer, Big Cat. Big Cat. But that's more like a depressing crying. It's like the single, like you see the eyes watering

Starting point is 00:56:42 and you're like, no way. It's not like the hysterical hour and a half of like, damn, how does she still have tears left to cry? Do you think- I've never cried. I don't think I've cried. Like, I don't think I've cried my entire life whole, including like baby. As much as that?

Starting point is 00:57:02 As much as people had cried over the course of those seven days. Do you think on real survivor people cry? Like do you think that at the same percentage the women on real survivor cry? I don't remember. I don't remember. I haven't watched real survivor in a while, but do they cry as much? I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:57:18 I don't think they cry as much. They don't. But I think that also probably has something to do with the fact that they're around strangers. Like they're prob, like Megan and Rhea crying, they're probably like, I'm crying, but I don't really give a fuck, I know all these people. No, but there's like camera people you don't know or producers that you don't know.

Starting point is 00:57:35 Yeah, I guess it's true. They're still crying in front of them, that's crazy. I mean, no, I get, again, I get, I get the crying. I understand why they were crying. Boston Robb cried. Did he? Yeah. Pussy. Boston Robb cried. Did he? Yeah. Pussy.

Starting point is 00:57:48 The fucking godfather's a pussy? Yeah. That's how I know you haven't watched Survivor. Well, no, I know Boston Robb. You do? Yeah. He was like the scumbag of the show. No, you're thinking of Johnny Trulove.

Starting point is 00:57:59 Or Johnny Fairplay. I know Boston Robb. He wears the red socks hat. I know Boston Robb. He wasn't the scumbag. He was a little bit of a scumbag. He was like the godfather. He came up with like the, he was the first person to like plant a fake idol.

Starting point is 00:58:10 Was he? I think. Respect to him. I don't know. But yeah, no, it was good. I just not a big- Crying fan. Not a big crying fan.

Starting point is 00:58:20 What do you think it's manipulative? Crying? I think it's a little manipulative in times. Yeah. But like if you're doing a, if you're giving a speech and you literally can't get the speech out without crying, there's nothing you can do about that. It's not your fault. Yeah, it worked.

Starting point is 00:58:34 I almost, I almost wished they would just go full cry. You know what I mean? But you look like- Like I almost wish Megan was just bawling her eyes out rather than trying to hold it back for an hour And a half like when I talked to Mubi at trying to get her to Like believe the fake idol or whatever Oh instant tears and she was crying immediate And so I would look like a psycho if I wasn't just like whoa, it's okay Like it's cool. It's not that deep and I know I can't yeah, you can't be like cut the shit

Starting point is 00:59:06 What the fuck are you doing? Right. Yeah, you can't be like, why are you crying already? I barely spoke. Yeah, that's what I mean. You would look like a... You would look crazier than the person who's crying. Yeah. But like...

Starting point is 00:59:17 Cut the shit. But I needed that, bro. I needed her to cut the shit. I need you at 100% right now. Yeah, cool. Like, I need your full focus. now. Yeah. But like, yeah. I don't know. I guess more dudes crying. But Stephen Che cried last season. Last season. But that was like, but he did. But no, but I will say even when Stephen Che cried, because I rewatched last season over the break, I watched Stephen Che. I rewatched that season over Christmas break Christmas break when the when they were on the break for this because I never had watched that full

Starting point is 00:59:49 Season I knew well one but I never watched that full season. Oh you did it now and Even when Che cried I was like what the fuck dude Yeah, I pull it together. It's insane. That's when you just got to put the head down and like laugh Or like take a drink of water Take a deep breath. Yeah, it's I wonder how many dudes were close to tears and they had to suppress them I've had all of them. No except for Dave. There was no point where I was close to tears. Yeah, that's true where I welled up Francis might have been close to tears at a point 100% Like when he was when there was the miscommunication about the idol That's true. Where I welled up. Francis might've been close to tears at a point. 100%.

Starting point is 01:00:27 Like when he was, when there was the miscommunication about the idol. Like frustration. Oh yeah, 100%. That, see, that's something that for me, like that would've brought me close. When no one understand you. If I was in that situation, I would've got close. But I don't think I would've gotten close.

Starting point is 01:00:40 I think I would've just gotten really mad and like yelled. But like people would've been like, that was, that sass blowup was so funny. Like it wouldn would have gotten close. I think I would have just gotten really mad and like yelled, but like people would have been like, that was that, that sass blow up was so funny. Like it wouldn't have been like, no one would have been taken seriously. Yeah. Where I would have been a hundred percent serious. They're bringing her the blankets that you get after a marathon. Oh yeah. The tin foil blanket. Yeah. Like when you just escaped a fire. Yeah. Yeah. So that, that that uh

Starting point is 01:01:08 We need to if we're going equal equal rights equal fights We got a we have to find a way to get to the bottom of that I don't know if it's the fellas need to turn it on more or if we need to react to it all differently when it happens I Don't know I really don't know I like I don't know Like is that just me or did it feel like there was more tears than ever? Yeah. I'm not the only one that thought that. Was that a common opinion?

Starting point is 01:01:30 Was that a common opinion to have to be like that was a lot of tears? While I was playing it, I was like this person cried, this person cried, this person cried. Yeah, you're like, this is like, but it was like that last episode, it was like it was crying the whole time. And again, I'm not putting any of the blame on Ria and Megan. Like, I totally understand why they were crying. Right. It's an emotional it's an emotional movie and Kelly and Mubi and Kelly. And Big Cat and Big Cat, like I get why they were.

Starting point is 01:01:58 I get why they were crying. But that's like a like as the viewer. You're like, dude, like, cause it kind of, it takes away from the cry almost. But I think it's, cause you're like, if everyone's crying, who am I supposed to feel bad for? And well, if that's, I think that's the point. I think when you see someone else crying, you're like,

Starting point is 01:02:16 I better get the fucking crying. Yeah. I better get to crying right now. She's crying. Yeah. And then I'm going to lose victim status. Like, cause like Megan had no chance of winning. Dave had no chance of winning, even though I know everyone said like, well, when I went in, I was going to vote for Dave.

Starting point is 01:02:31 No one was going to Dave was never going to win that. When I went in, I was going to vote for Dave. I don't think anyone would is actually going to vote for Dave. Honestly, the house was super was close to going for Dave. And then Kelly came in and was like, you guys are all like fucking idiots with your little fucking bits. She was like, you know when Kelly Keegs puts the pedal to the metal.

Starting point is 01:02:50 And it was just like getting that, like I don't know why the fuck you guys are gonna do. So like, I think you have to give her a lot of credit for lobbying for Rhea. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm definitely, I thought Kelly played well too. No, I'm saying when she got to the house, her lobbying for Rhea.

Starting point is 01:03:03 I'm not saying any part of her, I'm not saying her gameplay. I'm saying when she got to the house, her lobbing for Rhea, I'm not saying any part of her, I'm not saying her gameplay, I'm saying as an additional stat. Yeah. Great season, you gotta do it next year, bro. Oh no, never, never. You have to. Even the house, like at the end, the house started pissing me off.

Starting point is 01:03:18 I think the house became a little bit of like a suck-off fest. Of who? Of each other. Yeah? Yeah. How so? I think the house sorta turned into like, look how great we are. psych-off fest. Of who? Of each other. Yeah? Yeah. How so? I think the house sort of turned into like,

Starting point is 01:03:26 look how great we are. Like this is what, like this is what I would, but it's like you guys weren't in the game. You guys all got eliminated. But that's everybody who came into the house was like, well, here's what I would have did. Yeah. And they have to download all this information

Starting point is 01:03:40 from their brain. So every single time someone came home, you'd hear the same conversations from everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because everybody thinks they're the main character. Like there was a shot of me just like watching on the couch, like drinking wine. Yeah. I was like, dude, behold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And everyone's like screaming at each other. Well, I wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Just running back, running it back every single time must've just been brutal. everybody ran it back. So it's compounding interest

Starting point is 01:04:09 So by the time Kelly Keys gets in I'm hearing Clemmer story for the eighth time. Yeah That would kill me that would break me down. Why didn't you go for the rainbow connection? And it did It is a truly I mean, I think it was a great I think is the best season of any reality show that Barstool's ever done. 100% easily. And I honestly think that has to do with the amount of people that were in it. I because I was looking back at old seasons. I think the old seasons hold up in terms of Like the competitions and like the drama aspect

Starting point is 01:04:48 I think the reason that this season was so much better is because that it started with what 24 people So it's like people are getting eliminated constantly. I think that like the pink wedding was like so good. Yeah Great show like when you tuned in like when I tuned that episode, because Tommy told me about the pink wedding, he was like, it's pretty much just something where they're all like locked in the same room and they can't, they have to decide who goes home. But he never told me it was gonna be like four people in one episode. Yeah. Or however many it was.

Starting point is 01:05:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like that was like, like sitting down and watching that, I was like, oh my god. Well, I think that that was originally supposed to be its own episode like a super episode But you know how they cut it into two parts didn't need to be two Well that I think they were gonna put it all together But then when biz and big cat went out like there was nothing that really happened during those episodes So it was like a little bit devoid of like good drama So they put both of those eliminations in one episode

Starting point is 01:05:43 Yeah, and then stretch the pink wedding out over two because there was so much drama with that. Yeah, because Biz and Big Cat went out kind of just... Quietly. That's what you told me before the episode came out. That's just quiet. Yeah. I said, is this a good one? And you said it's two people that kind of just go out with no fight.

Starting point is 01:06:00 Yeah. Would you disagree with that? No, it was completely accurate. I think it's more interesting when someone's going out that it looks like like when Rico went out like there was a chance that he Did yeah, he did it. He fought till the end. Yeah, same with like you and Francis Yeah, Francis got well. Yeah, he got blindsided Yeah, but like it was like you guys didn't know like no one knew you guys were definitely going out Yes, exactly. And that was my intention. Wow

Starting point is 01:06:23 I was like, I don't know if this fake idol shit's gonna work, but for the sake of the show, I felt I owed it to the show to try and make it as interesting and fucking action-packed as possible. Going out sad for the sake of the show, there's no, you're not even gonna try to have the conversations with everybody. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:40 And then find out it's a no in all those conversations and still try to do something? Yeah. I will say I didn't really think big cat texting Rhea to get out was that big of a deal. The text to Compton definitely wasn't that big of a deal. I don't think any of that stuff was that big of a deal. But dude, Compton denied the entire time he had.

Starting point is 01:06:57 That was hilarious. But if he had told everybody that he had sent the text in real time and what the text had said, everybody would have been like, oh, yeah, you're trying to help her. No one knew until afterwards of the jury that he was trying to help her because he denied that he sent the text until we were all sitting there. So if he had just bet, it would have completely changed the game if you were just like, wait no, like you were trying to be on her side if he was just admitted. But Kelly Keys came in on such a warpath that he felt like bad for saying it.

Starting point is 01:07:26 I think to say anything to Kelly Keys she was like, were you texting him? He was like, no. Yeah. Scared. Yeah, that was really funny. Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like, I don't know. If you get to a point on the show where you can't take the show anymore, I don't think there's anything really that that's that dishonorable about. I think the dishonorable thing is not being able to take the show anymore. I don't think there's anything really that that's that dishonorable about. I think the dishonorable thing is not being able to take the show anymore. What the fuck? It's a you have to go live. You have to get you get like catered meals and you have to

Starting point is 01:07:54 play a fucking game for an hour a day and then vote somebody out. Yeah, I disagree. It's well yours being outside I, is a little bit harder. Still insane to quit that if you ever feel like you have to quit a fucking Barstool game show. Nah, I disagree. Why? I just, I just completely disagree.

Starting point is 01:08:13 Well, make your case. I just feel like if you get to a point where you're like, I cannot do this anymore. It's a week, dude. Yeah, but if you get to a point where you're like, look, there's no, there's no written rule that says that you got to go all the way. Yeah, but if you get to a point where you're like, look, there's no written rule that says that you gotta go all the way. Yeah, but I think that that's soft. I don't think it's soft.

Starting point is 01:08:30 Why? I get why it pisses people off, because they're like, well, then I should have been there if you weren't gonna go all the way. Not even that, but as a viewer, somebody just being like, ah, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go home. No, because I feel like I've been in situations plenty of times where I've been like,

Starting point is 01:08:42 I cannot do this anymore. Like what? I don't know, I cannot do this anymore. Like what? I don't know, I'm trying to think. But like I get that feeling. Like I get that feeling where you're like, dude, fuck this. Yeah, but then don't sign up for it. If you think that you can't handle-

Starting point is 01:08:56 Yeah, you learn from your mistakes. If you can't handle six weeks of, or six days of playing something, of playing a game where you're like literally pampered, you're like drinking wine and watching movies all day. Like that's not a stressful environment. That's someone's fantasy. You understand that that's a fantasy. Like that's not like actually hard. Look, dude, I'm just trying to, you know, I'm just trying to show some love to Big Cat.

Starting point is 01:09:20 I know you might have some personal problems with him, like the whole backstabbing and stuff. But like, me personally, I know you might have some personal problems with him like the whole backstabbing and stuff But like we in big header me personally I ain't think I know you guys like you're I haven't even talking I'm talking like are you guys on speaking time 100% he texted me this morning saying that please answer I know you see this, please respond. What are you talking about? I know you see this, please respond. What are you talking about? We were texting yesterday about the Eagles and Rams, sending me videos of Max, texting me today about something content related,

Starting point is 01:09:56 texting about the commanders. What are you talking about, brother? That's just casual conversation. You guys haven't sat down one-on-one yet, have you? I talked to him in Chicago. You guys haven't sat down one on one yet, have you? I talked to him in Chicago. You guys haven't sat down one on one and really just hashed this whole thing out. All I know is dude, if I was in Big Cat's situation and that happened to me, I'm out. I'm gone.

Starting point is 01:10:16 I would have left the company. If what happened? 100%. If what happened? If I was in the situation where you're at Tribal on the last day, finale episode, you look in the corner and you see like 300,000 people are watching live, and it's just people are just taking their turns going down the line being like, this is the reasons that I hate you.

Starting point is 01:10:35 I would be like, oh yeah, no, I quit. Like during the council, I'd be like, no, I quit, I'm good. No, yeah, you guys are all right, I'm a piece of shit, but I'm out. I'm not facing this again. Bro, you're a comedian. What are you talking about? Yeah, no, I just wouldn't fuck with that. You're missing the first rule of Kill Tony, bro. Roast back. Yeah, but I'm not a roast comedian and I've never been on Kill Tony. Yeah, but that's the Bible, bro. That's Bible for guys like us.

Starting point is 01:11:02 No, not for me. That's Bible, bro. That's Bible for guys like us. No, not for me. Like if it was like, like, like also dude, Francis's, uh, Francis's speech was so funny. Not like, not the actual speech, just how long it went. And then Dave being like, Francis, what are you doing? It was, it was about 10 times longer than that. There was a whole section about like Rhea and Fran's weddings.

Starting point is 01:11:29 That was the longest part. That was like by far, like it was equally long to everything else and it completely got cut. Like there's tons of stuff that you're saying that got cut. I was screaming laughing, but I think the reason I was laughing so hard was because I don't want to quote Francis on this because I don't know if I was right. I don't know if this is accurate, but I think after that ended that I talked to him about it and I was like, how was the ending? And he was like, he was like, dude, I had like a whole roast of

Starting point is 01:11:52 everybody had killed. So I was waiting on that to be like, this is gonna, Francis is gonna unleash. There was also five minutes. And then it was like three minutes of him ripping into Big Cat, which was funny, but then it was just then then it just cut to Dave being like, Francis, what are you doing? But well, he started off with some shit. I don't think it was like about like, Arian and Gilly getting voted off or something like that. And it was like his best material, five minutes of his best material. And they cut all of it? And and no it the sound wasn't working and so

Starting point is 01:12:27 they had to reset sound and he's like why can't like tell these, yeah can't do those jokes again, jokes again or whatever and they're like well we might have had it and so we just turned it on that day it wasn't in the episode then they shortened it like he probably went for 15 minutes yeah yeah and there was probably three of that that was on camera that's so funny funny. Yeah, they got to release the tapes. Kirk went at do Francis some justice. Yeah. Put it out. All right, guys, let's talk about rocket money. The start of the year is the perfect time to get organized, set

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Starting point is 01:15:19 who else did? Rhea. And Rhea went at Big Cat. Even Davey, like I don't feel that way. That was so funny. Dave was so funny. Yeah, he was great. And wit speech was so funny. Even just like, oh, he's like, he runs your lives. Yeah. So funny. Yeah. Dave wearing the Compton Jersey was so funny. Yeah, there's not caring Hilarious, but I see that's that's the thing that I don't get I don't get why biz gets no flack for not caring at all Caleb got no flack for not caring at all

Starting point is 01:15:55 But then big cat kind of not caring and then being like I don't want to be here anymore was like the biggest I Think cuz that was business energy the entire time Yeah, I guess the big cat went from like big cat kind of slitting throats and yeah whoa white flag but also I get it it's like dude it's like if you're doing a group project in like middle school and like all of your friends got paired together and then you're in a group with like no one that you know he was with Dave and Rico what are you talking about yeah I guess that's true you're right but I think that's true. You're right.

Starting point is 01:16:26 But I think. Yeah, that is very true. He was with two of his best friends of the company. He was like, boys, he loves to run like game with. They love to run the three main wings. Yeah. That is true. It could have been the perfect.

Starting point is 01:16:40 It could have been the, like, it could have been a reality show of them doing Pick'em on Rico. Yeah. Like fucking with him at every corner, like playing off of each other, like them going back at Dave. He hit his limit. We've all got limits, bro. I guess all I'm asking is for you to respect him. Wise OX Dave has to write a song about your lib ass, man. He body you. I'm just trying to play some defense, you know?

Starting point is 01:17:10 Why aren't you going out for the case race then? When is that? Soon. Why aren't you going out for any of the streams or why aren't you going to New Orleans? I'm going to New Orleans, bro. I'm not going to New Orleans because I haven't been asked to go to the Super Bowl in the last three years. But back in LA it was sick. Yeah it was fun in LA but then they never asked me to go back.

Starting point is 01:17:28 We were a content machine that week too. Yeah. You honestly were. I'm not going to the case race because I don't want to do the case race. Again I have a limit. Respect my limit. No I'm not going to the case race because I don't drink so I'm not going to go to the case race and just be sober. That sounds awful.

Starting point is 01:17:46 You got to start wearing like tap out here. I got to start drinking is what I got to do. I know you got to wear tap out here for real. I definitely got to start drinking again. I was watching one of my friends, Nate and Bo sent me the some clips. That's two friends. Yeah, they sent me, well, they sent it in our group chat.

Starting point is 01:18:02 The clip of on the case trace where Shane was telling the story of me with the bills. And I was like, damn, I used to be the man. Yeah, it's so funny. You used to do so much fun shit. Even the Rocket Man clip of you just singing. Oh yeah, I used to rule. Yeah, you used to rule so hard.

Starting point is 01:18:18 Yeah, now this is it. This is all I do. This is all you get from me. Sweep the streets that I used to roam. Yeah, yeah. How does it feel? A complete unknown. I'm a complete unknown.

Starting point is 01:18:29 You really are. It's so sad. Like Bob Dylan would be like so disappointed in you. I don't think he would. I mean, I've taken the Dylan path just way too early in my career. Well, you're taking it so hard that you're like trying to live in his building.

Starting point is 01:18:43 Did you base your building on where he used to live? No. Yes, you did. I did. I did used to go to bars that he went to though. You see? Yeah. You're you're like trying to that was like glue yourself or your own path. But I think that you always see the videos on like Instagram or TikTok of dudes who are like, I don't have like, a lot of people who have to drink to have fun.

Starting point is 01:19:08 And it's just like a dude dancing with his shirt off. Oh no, you know, I do. Not me, like I can get this like, I'm the most lit guy at the party and I'm fucking sober. Yeah, those videos are brutal. Yeah, but that like, you do need to drink to be the most lit-est guy at the party. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, 100%. They're bad, but you do need to drink to be the most litest guy at the party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those are 100%.

Starting point is 01:19:26 Yeah, 100%. They're bad. But you do need to like guy who he's like, why do I always have the same exact vibe at every party? But I'm stone cold sober. It's like, because you're fucking lunatic. Yeah, you suck. Something's wrong with you.

Starting point is 01:19:39 You suck. You're something wired wrong. Yeah. But you had the best energy at the party. And then you're like, I want that good energy that I put out into the world to cease immediately. Like I want to all the doors that it was opening for me, I'd like to close all of them.

Starting point is 01:19:55 It opened so many doors and close all of them immediately. And you like just stay, you're like, I'd rather walk this tightrope. I'd rather crawl through a duct. I could have been like a regular on Kill Tony right now. You You selling out like arenas. No, you literally would be. Yeah. Hey, guys, I'm in town actually for Kill Tony. We're doing the garden tonight. I think I can pop through HQ to say hi to some old friends. And it's completely changed since you stopped drinking. I'd be popping in here right now. I'd be like, Rone, what's up, bro? I haven't seen you in a minute. No, you'd be like, uh be like rown. What's up, bro? I'm seeing you in a minute. No you'd be like Adam what's up Adam Adam like someone would like whisper in your ear like I heard about the Twins that's huge dude. I meant to reach out. I'm sorry. It's so busy It's so busy lately. It's been a lot all over the country. Honestly, honestly. You know, me and Shane are doing this whole co-headlining arena tour, so.

Starting point is 01:20:48 I'm actually, I have to jet to the inauguration right now. I'm doing 15 with Post Malone. I'm actually singing a little bit these days. And now I like actively have my friends text me being like, when are you getting on? At 3pm. And you're like, now you're just a grumpy comedian now, just your arms crossed on stage, like the world has gone to shit. Like talking about the younger generation and shit. Disaffected. Yeah, I don't know. It's tough. It's a tough thing. It's a weird position because it's like, I'm not drinking so I'm not as social.

Starting point is 01:21:27 I am still social though, like I still go to the stand and I still hang out and talk to everybody. Who's everybody? The same people that I met when I was drinking. Right. Like I was thinking about it and I was like, I don't know if I'm ever gonna make, like it's, like when was the time you made a new friend,

Starting point is 01:21:43 like an actual friend, not someone from work someone who like You've become friends with them and it's someone that you would like go get like a one-on-one like lunch with or something My wife has has a new friend recently really and I met and how do you feel about a husband? She's so nice and you guys are boys. You're the husband I'm like friends with him, but I guess that doesn't- Like texts during the game? No, no. So not friends. I don't think he watches the game. He's from Brazil.

Starting point is 01:22:09 Yeah, exactly. I'd have to watch him in the Boca Juniors game. I'd have to text him. But yeah, I'm trying to think of the last time, non-work. I also don't- I think with our job we could like use it to like scoop friends. Yeah. But I don't. Yeah. Especially like people who come through Barstool. You know what I mean? Like I think there are some people that were working Barstool who are like, I'll just scoop up like I want to be friends with that dude. Yeah. But I don't really scoop. I don't scoop friends like that. I think I feel like it's disingenuous. It's almost cheating. It's cheating.

Starting point is 01:22:44 It comes to your work. It's unfair. You like get their number because I feel like it's disingenuous. It's almost cheating. It's cheating. When someone comes through your work, you like get their number because they did like an interview or something like that. You're not gonna be like, let's fucking get ramen. Yeah, also like everyone that I meet that like recently like everyone that I've met, like I'll hang out with someone I'll be like, oh they're fine. But then in the back of my head I'm like I can't wait to go home and like talk shit about this dude to my real friends Like I can't wait to hop on video games and be like you guys will not believe the fucking clown I just met Yeah like Bo's Bo's studying abroad right now and he's sending he's sending texts about the people that he's

Starting point is 01:23:25 with out there, and I'm dying laughing. Is he studying abroad, or is he in the army? He's studying abroad. He's finishing his last semester of college. And that he's going to join the army after going to Spain? Yeah. He's not joining the army. Yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:23:42 We'll see. I hope he doesn't. He's not going to join the army. I hope he doesn't, but I think he is. Fighting the front line of the culture wars? Yeah. Well, I think he's hoping that he's not going to be front line. He thinks he's going to be an officer? Oh. You got to train. I think that's why people train so hard. I think the more you train, the less likely it is that you'll see combat.

Starting point is 01:24:00 We send our worst. Yeah. We send the worst guys out there. Yeah. You send like the 1 send the worst guys out there. Yeah. You send like the 1.5 GPAs out there. It's like they didn't have a choice. He can't do any pull-ups, but he also dropped out. Yeah. That's what the movie The Expendables was about. He's a good time. That's what The Expendables was about., the front line guy dudes funny as hell. They're trying school at all So he's gonna be front line. No, he's a vibes guy. Yeah, he's a glue guy. No, they're gonna have a great time Pass away from this mortal coil. Yeah

Starting point is 01:24:40 Just have him pick up bombs with his hands he could he used to do it as a party trick. Yeah, he's a legend What'd you do all weekend? I? Just played video games and watched football Such a blessing what you know I did do I cooked every meal for myself really yeah What'd you cook? I think I'm gonna have a heart attack if I don't you've got to be pre-diabetic Yeah, I was seeing you know what it was I saw a pat pre-diabetic. Yeah, I was seeing, you know what it was, I saw Pat posted that he's no longer pre-diabetic. And then I was looking at that and I was like, if Pat's pre-diabetic, then I'm pre-fucking AIDS or something. Like, I don't know what I am, but it's gotta be worse. Is that a gay joke, bro?

Starting point is 01:25:16 No, it actually was. I forgot that Pat was gay while I was saying that. Gay Pat, you forgot gay Pat was gay. I call him Pat. I call him Pat. But um... I'm not denying his identity forgot gay Pat was gay. I call him conveniently made I call him Pat but um I'm not denying his identity as gay Pat no But I meant like I I definitely eat more unhealthy than him and he has a six-pack. He is a six-pack He works out constantly But if you pump this stomach It's getting jammed It's like a shop vac Getting choked out like trying to shop vac, getting choked out.

Starting point is 01:25:45 Like trying to shop vac a wet towel. You know what I realized though? Cause I was like, I was like, I'm not even really a huge meal person. Like I'm not a big, like I don't really care about meals. Meals are more just fuel. I'm all about the snacks. You're a snack man. I'm a snack man.

Starting point is 01:26:02 So I realized, I was like, I think if I just cook my meals for myself while I'm home and I continue similar snacking habits, that's already better by a lot. I think just cutting out snacks and focusing on the meals is the move. Bro. I know it's, I'm asking you to deny. That's too much. I know. I'm asking you to deny who you are as a man.

Starting point is 01:26:25 But like, I think that has I think that's the key. I got to cut out the snacks. But I think about this like so I get typically I'm eating like I'll eat like a burrito bowl and then snacks. Or I'll eat or I'll eat like or I'll eat like pad Thai. And then hit the snacks. Or I'll have pizza or I'll have pizza, or I'll have fucking wings, or I'll have Indian food. Any array of things that were reserved for guys on death row in prison.

Starting point is 01:26:53 Exactly. As their last meal that they'll ever have. Yes, yes. And then you'll put the trolleys behind them. And I'm having that for meals, and then on top of that I'm also having a sleeve of Pringles and a whole bag of gummies. The average American has three meals that a guy from the 1960s on death row would have as his final best meal that he ever had. Oh yeah, every day. The average American has that every single day. In the 1960s meals must have sucked so bad. So bad. They're probably just like a hunk of ham, peas, and corn.

Starting point is 01:27:26 But that's pretty much what I'm eating now. That's what you cook for yourself? Well, because then I was thinking about it and I was like, well, I know how to cook, but then I was cooking and then I was like the only time I've ever really cooked for myself was when I was working out a lot. So the only thing that I know how to cook is just meat, rice, veggie. So the only thing that I know how to cook is just meat, rice, veggie. So for dinner, three nights in a row, I had beef, rice, veggie. And the veggies are not even cooked.

Starting point is 01:27:56 I mean, I'm talking about like I had a couple of carrots. Was it good? It did the job. But you say you know how to cook. Like you're, you mean you're a good cook or you can physically heat the food? I can make meals. Yeah. You can make the food hotter.

Starting point is 01:28:09 I made steak. Steak was fine. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't great. Overcooked it. I didn't see it on steak Twitter. No, that one was not going on Twitter. No.

Starting point is 01:28:19 No. That was a cheeseburger. I thought about getting the ketchup out. Was that bad? This just belongs on bread. It is nice to reawaken that skill set. It was still good though Don't get me wrong. It's still great. Bless me with a fuck Mary kill Salt butter sugar Kale butter what yeah Kill butter. What? Yeah. I told you I'm all about the snacks. You snack on a stick of butter, bro.

Starting point is 01:28:52 Kill butter, fuck sugar, marry salt. You're marrying salt? That's how you know I'm in trouble. You're fucked. Anyone that has that lineup Anyone that has that lineup is fucked you can't marry so I'm a I married salt you and Frank the tanker in a thruple I know that's that's a problem is I've noticed that my love for the gummies is even going away Really like I love the gummies. I'll fuck the gummies There's probably lots of fun. I love to fuck the gummies

Starting point is 01:29:23 But like the like but like if I don't have the have the salties to end the night with, I'm fucked. What kind of salty are we talking? Dude, pringles. Like it's gotten to the point where I'm actually thinking about full cold turkey quitting Pringle. Like I can't ever eat them again. Will you clean out a sleeve? A sleeve a night. You can't have a sleeve a night. Dude, a sleeve a night. You can't have a sleeve a night. Dude, a sleeve a night. You can't have a sleeve a night. Like, re-upping at the same place every day.

Starting point is 01:29:50 Yeah, go to the deli, pick up a new sleeve. Why don't you just get a bunch? Because I hope that the sleeve will last me more than one night when I'm buying them. Fuck, Mary-Kill. The plane, the barbecue, the sour cream. Oh, that's a breeze. Kill the barbecue. Oh no.

Starting point is 01:30:12 Oh no, you've got me completely misunderstood. Kill the barbecue, fuck the sour cream, marry the plane. So you're playing through and through. Dude, I've gone through phases of like, oh yeah, let's get the pizza Pringles, let's get the spicy Pringles. Let's get the spicy Pringles. What about the salt and vinegar? The vinegar is nice.

Starting point is 01:30:28 Nothing hits as hard as the plane. Really? Yeah. There is something space age about the plane. The plane Pringle is just the perfect chip. It's supposed to be potato like, like it's supposed to look like a potato. It's a French fry. It's like you're eating a French.

Starting point is 01:30:43 It's like you're eating just like I'm just sitting down eating french fries. You know what I just treated myself to a bag of on the way home when we stopped on the during the snow. French fries? Bugles. Really? Bugles are fun. They're so fun. Yeah but you see the weird thing is that like all of the like bugles like that's what I should start like if I bought because I've been I've been switching it up. Yes. I've been going away from the Pringles because I know I'll take down the full sleeve. So I've been getting like Ritz crackers. Yes. Okay.

Starting point is 01:31:09 Probably still just as bad for you. But it feels a little less guilty. It feels a little less guilty. And also I don't like for some reason I don't have that start can't stop with anything else. And well, Ritz crackers is also, oh, not peanut butter crackers, just Ritz crackers. Just Ritz crackers, just plain Ritz. Bro, they're buttery. They're buttery as fuck.

Starting point is 01:31:29 Well, why are you killing butter? Because it's not about the butter, it's about the salt. So then why don't you kill the sugar then? Because I love the sugar. Butter, I think, I'm fucking butter. That's crazy, and what are you marrying? I mean, I guess sugar kill salt Yeah, you see you don't you don't even understand like you don't even understand how big of a how big of a part salt plays

Starting point is 01:31:56 Until you kill salt, but have you ever got it? Have you ever gone salt? No, that doesn't count. You saw the butter No, you can't do salted butter. You killed salt That's not like I can't I can't kill sugar and then just start slamming kettle corn every night Yeah, but there's that there's salted but come salted There's no no loopholes that is a lazy loop. There's no loopholes, but I was that I automatically went to that loophole Have you ever gone salt salt free diet? I guess sugar free, but I guess I'm fucked salt. No, you have to marry salt. I'm telling you.

Starting point is 01:32:30 I'm marrying butter. I'm telling you. You don't know. Bro, I'm telling you. If you would cook better, if you use a little bit of butter. Bro, I use butter. I'm telling you. Dude, when my dad had heart surgery,

Starting point is 01:32:38 we had to go salt free for like a year. You have no idea how bad it is. Yeah. You ever had pret how bad it is. Yeah. You ever had pretzels that don't have salt on them? Salt-free pretzels? I have. When I was home for Christmas, I went downstairs in the middle of the night to get a snack. All we had was salt-free pretzels.

Starting point is 01:32:55 Do you know what that tastes like? I do. It's not that bad. Nothing. It's not that bad. It's the equivalent of taking a bite out of a raw potato. It's not that bad. There's nothing. It's just grains. Okay, but butter on a baked potato

Starting point is 01:33:08 is better than salt on a baked potato. I disagree. It's because you've never tried it. You've never had it. Salt-free? You've never had salt-free. I guess I kill sugar then. I agree that you need salt on a lot of things.

Starting point is 01:33:20 You need salt. I guess I kill sugar. Salmon every night. No salt, no butter. Butter? Just salmon. You're having raw, I'm having butter. That's what we would have every night. Just raw salmon.

Starting point is 01:33:37 Yeah, it was crazy. Bears hired Ben Johnson. Really? Wow. Ben Johnson, that's crazy. No, salt-free pretzels are as crazy as they sound. It's literally, dude, they're just naked pretzels. I like them. I don't think that that's that bad. You've never had them. There's no way you've never had them. I have. When? In my life. Philadelphia is like the soft pretzel capital. I've gotten AT&T's pretzels without salt before. I'm talking about the crunchy pretzels. I agree.

Starting point is 01:34:05 What I'm saying is the pretzel capital. Obviously I could have a salt-free soft pretzel that's just, you're just eating bread. Yeah, with butter in it. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Salt-free. But I'm not talking about soft pretzel,

Starting point is 01:34:17 I'm not talking about when you go to the fucking movie theater or the mall and you get a pretzel. I'm talking about like, when you're looking for a, imagine if you went and got, you went and got, and you got and you got That you got fucking I Don't even know I can't think of a snack that could be worse without salt than pretzels Yeah, I mean chips unsalted chips is insane, but I've had like low low low I've had like low salt toasty dose as we have those in my house, too, and those are

Starting point is 01:34:46 low salt tostitos, because we have those in my house too, and those are not good, but the texture is still good enough that you'll continue eating them. Pretzels the texture is not good enough to eat without salt. I'm not even that big of a pretzel guy. I don't like pretzels to begin with. You know what changed the game? Dots though. And Dots has the sweet ones. I know the, like if I went to an Auntie Anne's and I got a cinnamon sugar pretzel, I'm happy as a pig and shit.

Starting point is 01:35:09 That's delicious. Yes, 100%. And that's sugar? So you're saying if you give up salt, you're just gonna eat Auntie Anne's sugar pretzels for the rest of your life? That doesn't sound amazing to you? No, but it doesn't sound like, uh, ideal or realistic. I'll get to have dessert still What's your dessert gonna be? I'll be able to eat fruit

Starting point is 01:35:31 Yeah, I don't know my dessert will just be I Guess a salted caramel caramel Smartass that sugar I would I guess I wouldn't do dessert. I would I would I would live without dessert You'd have to live without dessert. Yeah, you'd have to do it. That's when I when I said I would I guess I wouldn't do dessert. I would I would I would live without dessert. You'd have to live without dessert Yeah, you'd have to do it. That's when I when I said I would kill sugar I would have to live with that dessert which sucks, but it would be better than having no salt on every food Yeah, and you're just kill it so you're I mean I can are people ever allergic to butter and You can't have margin or margarine or fucking I can't believe it's not butter either But I guess you

Starting point is 01:36:05 can have oil that's like people had like oil instead of butter is nice yeah butter is killable butter is killable because you could have you could have like bread and oil that's not bad that's good with some seasoning in there too that's not bad around the in pepper in the oil. Salt even. Yeah. Salt on chocolate chip cookies is amazing too. Oh it's delicious. But you're not making chocolate chip cookies without butter.

Starting point is 01:36:31 No. So you're giving up chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. Like anything you bake needs butter. Like if you had to point gun in my head right now, what would you rather have? A nice salted cheeseburger for the rest of your life? Salted cheeseburger? What do you mean? You don't think there's salt in cheeseburgers? I've never thought of a salted cheeseburger. Well, I didn't think of it either until I thought of the idea of an unsalted cheeseburger. You're adding extra salt? Oh, bro, you're

Starting point is 01:36:59 cooked. You're cooked. You are. But I'm saying you're adding salt to your cheeseburger. No, I'm not. You're that. You get a cheeseburger're adding salt to your cheeseburger. No I'm not! When you get a cheeseburger there is salt on the cheeseburger. Where? Mixed in. When people are cooking a cheeseburger they put like pepper and salt to season it. Okay. I thought you were like, you're getting a cheeseburger, taking the bun off. No, no, no. I never never done that in my entire life But I'm saying like would you rather have an unsalted cheeseburger? For the rest of your life or like unsalted fries for the rest of your life Or would you rather like occasionally does enjoy like a fucking?

Starting point is 01:37:38 pancake pudding Or a candy bar you're picking the worst dessert on purpose like you don't crush pudding's great dessert every day What things delicious I do crush dessert every day But I'm saying I could live like my cravings at night are not sugar I'll do I do sugar every night because I'm a piece of shit. Yes, but that's not what I'm there raving I just really that out of you what I'm craving is the salt I just wanted you to admit, well, people get addicted to salt.

Starting point is 01:38:07 I guess people get addicted to both. I go to bed at night like that. You ever see when like SpongeBob goes above the ocean and he turns into like the dry sponge? That's you? That's me every night when I'm going to bed because there's so much sodium in my, of course into my veins.

Starting point is 01:38:22 You're like, your lips aren't chapped? Oh, chapped as fuck. I have to put chapstick on every night before I go to bed because there's so much sodium in my course. You're like your lips aren't chat. Oh, chapped as fuck. I have to put a lot of chapstick on every night. I put chapstick on when I do the deodorant. Really? I put it on every night before bed. Deodorant? Want to make up with a fresh set.

Starting point is 01:38:34 Fresh set of lips. A plump one. Yeah. A plump set. Yeah. That is the goal to wake up with a nice fat plump set. But I've been trying to crush water throughout the night and my lips have still been so fucking dry.

Starting point is 01:38:48 Biking, it makes them so dry too. Oh yeah, 100%. I biked recently for the first time in a while because I haven't really been biking since he got cold. And then Francis got to the stand one night and he was like, I biked in. And I was like, really? And then I was like, I guess I'll bike home.

Starting point is 01:39:03 And I biked home and it was never again. Do you have gloves? No, I didn't have gloves. I mean, dude, I biked in and I was like, really? And then I was like, I guess I'll bike home. And I biked home and it was never again. Do you have gloves? No, I didn't have gloves. I mean, dude, I got home. I got home and I was like, I was just in pain. Yeah. Like my hands were like, and I was gonna play video games and I had to like,

Starting point is 01:39:17 I had to run my hands under warm water because I was like, I'm not gonna be able to move the controller. Like I'm not gonna be able to play the game. You gotta beat off at that point. Yeah. Get some friction going. Yeah, crank down.

Starting point is 01:39:27 You have to crank down under the sink. Yeah. You have to simulate the jerk off. All right. All right, brother. Well, I would say we should talk more ball, but I guess we're gonna need something to talk about on Thursday, because Francis won't be here.

Starting point is 01:39:41 We'll talk about this Ben Johnson. I mean, Ben Johnson for the Bears offense is gonna be incredible. Yeah'll talk about this Ben Johnson. I mean, Ben Johnson for the Bears offense is is going to be incredible. Yeah, I like that move. They got a draft in the trenches, though. We'll fix the Bears on Monday or on Thursday. Thursday. Whatever the fuck. Yeah, we got that soon. Who you got tonight?

Starting point is 01:39:58 For the college football? Yeah. I'm leaning Ohio State. I think it's going to be a blowout. Sad to say. I would love if Notre Dame won, though. I'd love it. I'm not going leaning Ohio State. I think it's gonna be a blowout sad to say I would love if Notre Dame one though I'd love to know I'm not gonna bet on it What? Maybe throw a nuke at a parlay. I threw too many nukes last night. I can't throw nukes today. I'm on I'm on I'm on punishment mode I've been misbehaved Well, here's to a peaceful transfer of power.

Starting point is 01:40:25 See you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. Close was over, still, still underground So I looked older, till you came around Came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting Fall, fall as I So, so then you listen

Starting point is 01:41:32 Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Fetish drew your eye, did you realize? No one can take me alive, I was only falling one way See it just a distant light Being fast forever bright Calling just a memory

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