Son of a Boy Dad - Sandbagger | Son of a Boy Dad #307

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. SAS launches, bro. Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy Dad podcast. We are here live from HQ3. Tyrus has broken every streaming record. I don't think it's out yet. Yeah, it is. The fifth? What's the fifth?

Thursday? Mm-hmm, today. Got it, got it, got it. Tyrus has broken every streaming record. Tyrus has broken every single streaming record. Number one show on Netflix. Ever. Number one show across all streaming platforms.

They just played squid games. Yeah, they played it at the Jumbotron at the Cowboy Stadium. Had a lot of watch parties. I've watched party at every stadium across the damn country because comedy is finally back. It is. I feel like you could do it. Elon Musk impression. Mm hmm. I haven't thought about that.

I think if you thought about it, I think that you could really hit it. I've really moved away from Elon. I used to be a big fan. We moved away from impressions too though. You used to hit a crazy Owen Wilson. Yeah, that was all I had and I think he was a pretty easy one to do. So. Is this still recording? Yeah. Should be. Rown through something directly at the

cable. I know it's sturdy. No it's not sturdy. I'm just getting to the restless hours. I get to a time around the office I want to start chucking shit around. Rone when can I deliver all the gifts that I've now compiled for for your children? Dude you've already done enough those cribs were so nice. Mine arrive in the next couple months. Should be parked out front. The boys are really beefed up. You'll probably hear it before you see it. You landed on the roof, Seth?

I'm going to get you one of those GTA custom horns. It's for the boys. It's Ferda. Those are sick. Some rims. Our neighborhood always has stretched limousines outside. I've been seeing a lot of stretched limos in the city lately. Because it's black prom.

Hmm. I did see. I went to black prom. I didn't know about black prom until the last couple of weeks. I didn't know that people were spending, I didn't know that people spend like hundreds of thousands of dollars on black prom. You went to black prom?

Well, we just had a limo and I rented a white tuxedo. But everyone was white. Yeah, well, as a ginger, all your proms were black prom. Yeah, can we address this too, by the way? I was in the elevator the other day, and a black woman got in and said, I feel weird saying this to you, but have you seen the trend on TikTok

that says that all gingers are black? And I was like, yeah, I have seen that. Is this a real thing? Dude, it's everywhere. I've never heard of this. So many people have hit me up to be like, congrats on being black brother, like black people. Damn.

Have said that to me. I don't quite get it. She cited some sort of scientific thing. Really? I thought it was just a joke. I thought it was like, they're marginalized by the white community in the same way. No, I think she said it had something to do with like pigment or or something. So you're actually black man

I don't know. I'm not gonna go that far that feels risky Would be more risky if you said you were a black woman Right because I don't know what that what that's like the whole different play. Well, you Suddenly have known that you're a black man this entire time which is nice that's nice makes sense why you say the M word so much I do I'm trying to take it back yeah you should but you say it in a powerful way you say you sing sing it I really say it in like speeches and fits of rage. Lame in the podium. Furious as hell. Furious as all hell.

I respect it though. It's nice to get mad about something. It's nice to get mad and just get a little road rage or couch rage. I haven't gotten good old-fashioned angry in a while. It's probably because I've been going to the gym so goddamn much. Have you? Can't stay out. Couch rage. I haven't gotten good old fashioned angry in a while. It's probably because I've been going to the gym so god damn much. Have you?

Can't stay out. Wow. Having a hard time getting out of the gym. Did you get there today? Oh yeah. You did? Yeah. What'd you do?

What did I not do? You hit the squat rack, I could tell that. No, I did some dead lifts. I did some benching, I did some shoulder press. I did some rows. Break out did some shoulder press, I did some rows. Break out the deadlifting floor again, bro. Wait, actually, you did all this stuff? Yeah.

Really? Yeah, I go every other day. That's a pretty big workout. What kind of, like, numbers and sets are you doing? I'm doing a lot of lighter weight, high reps, so a lot of four sets of ten. Wow, man, I love that. Yeah.

So when you're benching, you do four sets of 10? Yeah, but I'll rotate usually. Like, today I did dumbbell bench. Wednesday I'll probably do barbell bench. What, are you cranking the 65s? You don't got to worry about it. Definitely not the 65s for four sets of 10. Yeah, I don't really do crazy heavyweight when I do that

No, I'm all about muscle muscle focus. I like feeling those fibers I think I'll do 50s or something. But what I'll do is I'll have them up and I'll alternate one Oh, yeah, I've been there one so when you're when you're in but when you're resting, I guess one of them is still up Yeah, wow That's a good way to do it. Oh, that's a secret of Francis being Francis, you know, it's a great chest builder chest destroyer I should say to dumbbells Hold them like that

incline bench chest squeeze Really works the inner chest I thought you were shelfed out today. I thought I noticed something different about your cleavage. I'm not surprised. Yeah, it's popping. My tits are popping a little bit. They look great. Poppy. Poppy Van Winkle. I just signed up to get back into solid core. It's really been a minute since I've been in solid core. I might get in there. I might get in there with you. Solid core is impossible It's tough But it's also like you see the other women who are going in there and it makes you empowered a little bit

It is true. How many how how far away is this place from your apartment? Ten minute walk ten minute walk so it's in the area. Yeah I don't even it's maybe less maybe fewer maybe eight minute walk eight minute walk It's like what so I think you're only like two train stops away from me. Really? You guys are pretty close to me. There would be a solid core closer to you.

Well, I'm gonna go with Ron though. Well, I'm on my wife's guest pass. So I can't get on too. Should I see if I could get a buddy pass on my buddy pass? Yeah. I'm trying to slim down. Exercise classes are very expensive. And you know what's interesting here, Bon? I wanna trying to slim down. Exercise glasses are very expensive. And you know what's interesting here, Ballin',

I wanna ask you about this. Ronan might- You're saying they're out of my price range? No. That's exactly what you just said. Maybe Barry's bootcamp's a little bit more your speed. Those are, they're pretty expensive. Maybe try Orange Theory before you get to some of yours.

You can't have it both ways. I'm always telling you, you have enough money. And then you're like, no, I don't have it. Not there you didn't. Can't buy a PC. Oh, PC. Can't go buy myself this. Well, how much more expensive is Solid Core than a PC?

Well, I don't, I mean, it would depend on how many times you went. Solid Core is like 45 bucks now, class. Damn. But you can get like certain packages, but that's how they get you. They want you to get the package. I was going to say that Rhone and my generation, Rhone's generation and my generation, when we moved to New York, those group fitness classes, that's what everyone did. It was that. I remember Saturday morning, the plan was,

hey, we're gonna wake up, we're gonna go do berries, and then we're gonna get brunch and start drinking after berries. Hit the orange theory out in Williamsburg. I went in the snowstorm once. Fitting room, I would do all the time. I did a f-45. Yeah, you know all those things We used to be hitting them hard and hit the booze hard. There was one called Fuck man, there was one that I did with with big cat once in a soul cycle con body

No, oh the Reebok one. It was the hardest. It's the hardest workout ever. Tone house. Holy shit, dude. He was throwing up. Tone house was a joke how hard it was. It was the closest thing I've ever experienced to what it was like when we were getting punished in college lacrosse. Like days were where guys would show up smelling like booze and our strength and conditioning

coach would be like, all right, everyone, we're leaving the gym. We're going right out to the field. Damn. Grab a trash can. Oh. We're gonna need trash cans today. Last thing you wanna hear. And I'm going to abuse you for the next hour

because people smell like booze. Yeah. And it's like, well, dude, we're in prime, like we're being initiated into our fucking clubs right now. We don't have a choice. Anyway, point is- Manzell never had a problem with that. Who didn't? Like we're being initiated into our fucking clubs right now. We don't have a choice. Anyway, point is- Manziel never had a problem with that. Who didn't?

Manziel. He brought his own trash can. Yeah, showed up smelling like booze, worked 10 times harder than everyone else. Threw 10 tutties. You're not wrong. But I was going to say that that was the normal thing for us. We would go to those classes, that was the normal thing for us. We would go to those classes.

That was the big thing. Your generation does not go to those classes. Right, they go to haunted houses. They're like, oh, burn the calories by being spooked. A ton of people go to workout classes still. Is it COVID? Because COVID, when you guys would have started going to those classes, they shut down.

I know like dozens of people that still go to workout classes. Routinely go to like those. Yeah. They're all closing. They're great parents. All those places are closing. Well, maybe ToneBody.

I mean, they're all. Fit House. All the like tight body. Fit House, tight body, tight pussy. Closed down. Their numbers and stuff. And it's because the next generation has been like, body, fit house, tight body, tight pussy, closed down their numbers and stuff. And it's because the next generation has been like, we don't. And I'm not saying you guys don't exercise. I think you guys go to the gym and stuff. And haunted houses

go to these group classes. Yeah, I guess I just why not? What's that about? I never have done that. There you go. I have no interest in doing it. Prove it. Am I fucking, you're acting like I'm- But that's a personal preference. That's not everyone gonna know. You are the ambassador for us of Gen Z. No, no, no. You are Gen Z ambassador.

I know a ton of people that go to classes still. Probably all older. No. Everyone, like I know- There's Bo? Yeah, he has, many times. No, he doesn't. Yeah, he has, many times.

He would have told Francis. He just runs up mountains like volunteers to help put out forest fires. No. No, Peters doesn't. He probably has. I don't fucking buy that shit for a second. You think Peters is spending his money on that? Yeah, could be.

Can't even go glamping. I don't know what he's spending his money on. Yeah, he can't go glamping. I don't even know if we're going camping anymore. You guys also don't, uh... Don't say that. You guys, your generation also doesn't like to have sex or go on dates. I don't think that's true either.

And I feel bad about that. I feel like we burned that for you guys. I think you're making some massive assumptions. The science is out there. The science is out there. You guys don't fuck or work out. Yeah. I'm not saying you don't. I'm not saying you don't. But you're saying that the workout classes

are going out of business because of my generation. But if your generation isn't going to them either. We're too old. To work out? My generation has kids and shit now. We're not expected. It's supposed to be the young people. Rone just had two kids

and he's saying that he's going to Tonebody tomorrow morning. Yeah, but he's had to take time off. In that time, 15 tone houses closed down. I mean, there's what? 8 million people in this city? Yeah, and we need... If Tonebody can't get three people in there a day, that's on them. We need the young people who just out of college, still care. Who's gonna carry the boats?

But I think the reasoning behind that is if those guys are, if you're in shape, why would you pay to go to a workout class when you know what to do? Is that what it is? Is it money? It's too expensive for young people. I think that's what it is.

I just don't see like, they raise the price of these classes. If I was trying to get in serious shape and I like really actually was like, like I needed to, I would get like a trainer or go to a workout class or something. Yeah, but I don't like I know I can just look up work like I know what workouts to do for what I'm trying to achieve. We always felt I don't want to just

have like, I'd rather just listen to a podcast and work out and have some fucking lady screaming, being like, all right. For me, it was always the classes I went harder than I would if I was alone. Cause I had someone telling me what to do and then there'd be someone next to me going, like a pregnant woman in her third trimester

is like doing kettlebell swings to failure. You're an external motivation kind of guy. And I'm like, well, I guess I should probably keep going cause she's about to birth the child here on the mat. You need to be strong enough to carry her to the hospital once. Yeah. I don't run into that issue because every day that I walk into the gym, I know that my biggest competitor is

myself. So I'm always chasing that next version of myself. I am not accusing you here. I'm just saying personally. I wondered if you had a sense among your people of your age why this was the case. Why have you guys eschewed workout classes? I just don't think as a generation,

we really need external motivation. I think we are driven by ourselves. Well, that's definitely not true. That's the best answer I could come up with. Well, that's definitely not true. That's the best answer I could come up with. Unfortunately, I don't have many other reasons I could think of as to why the youth are no longer going to workout classes. I think we fucked it for you guys. I think our generation fucked everything. Had too much sex, worked out too hard, and then you know you guys are tired.

I know. You guys, we put you in jail during COVID. That's what we did. Grinded too hard, fucked too well. That's Fauci. Brunched too fucking frequently. Too many damn mimosas now you guys can't have. It's like the fossil fuels. Too many damn mimosas and now tone bodies going under. It's like the fossil fuels. And our tone bodies going under. Who would have fucking thought? Wow, fucking domino effect to tell your grandkids about.

I watched a two hour documentary on the Duryan Gap, the Darien Gap. Where is that? You guys know where that is? Darien. Darien. The Danbury Gap. It's like the part of the bottom of Panama that is the deadliest place for immigrants to cross through.

Ah, why is it so deadly for them to cross through? Because it's not at all paved. There's no roads or anything like that. It's basically just the jungle, just raw jungle and immigrants from Venezuela, Ecuador, some come down from Haiti, certain the number come like 65,000 last year came from China flew in there and then went through the durian gap a bunch of India, a bunch from Afghanistan. What's the strategy there? Like if you're, if you're immigrating to a country illegally, uh, like, so you're, you're like, we're going to buy a flight to a country illegally. So you're like, we're gonna buy a flight to... Ecuador.

Ecuador, and then like what happens when you land? You're just like, all right, let's get moving. All right, we gotta walk 30,000 miles. North, KS, oh. America. Oh, Chinese person. L... Yeah, Chinese person. Embassy? Yeah, yeah. Like how does the plane lands and then you just walk out to baggage claim and you're like...

El Banco... And you don't need to use the bathroom anymore. El Dinero. A Chinese person trying to do Spanish is funny though. Chinese person with broken Spanish is hilarious. Yeah, Rama. It is funny. I Chinese person broke his vanish. It's hilarious. It is funny. I mean, it's not. It's fucked up. But it is funny to think of just waiting at the airport.

Yeah. Does anyone need anything before we go? And then just walking out of LaGuardia and just like taking a left. Seeing where the sun is setting. All right, this way. I see it. There are coyotes. There's like people who take you across the border. Yeah. Do you think you got to get, you think that's something like Everest where like you got to get, you got to get in shape for that? To prepare it across the border?

Probably. I mean, they, they say some of it is like very deadly. Like you're walking through neck-high water or you're going over this deadly mountain range. So do you think those guys are like? It's like Ninja Warrior. Yeah, we're going to America, like we gotta get on a workout program,

start hitting tone body. Yeah. What are you training for? Yeah. America. America. America. I was in the best shape of my life when we were getting ready to cross. It was, this documentary made it seem like the US was just putting oil sanctions on Venezuela.

Really? And that the Venezuelans couldn't feed their kids. Yeah. And in that case, I'm like damn I guess I guess I would do that I guess I would leave and just fucking come to I guess I would try to cross the Rio Grande after going to the durian gap Yeah, I mean if you've already made it through the gap You already shopped at the gap. Yeah, I Wonder what the hardest part is. I think um, I

Mean the flight over to Venezuela from China has to be insane. Like, there's no way you're on that flight, just chilling like, yeah, I'll do a diet coke. I missed this. I missed this. Are there really, is it really Chinese people going? Yes. I think he said it's from everywhere. 65,000 Chinese people supposedly passed through the durian gap.

And that's so that they can then come to America? Yes. Is that what you're saying? Yes. Or Canada. you're saying? Yes. Or Canada. A lot of them go to Canada. Really? You ever been to Toronto?

It's pretty much China. Yeah. Yeah. They say it's the China. I remember when I was in Toronto and I was texting my manager and I was like, the club's gonna stay in fucking Chinatown. And then I realized that it's just it's just Toronto

We were in Chinatown That's why I liked when those truckers all had that issue in Canada remember that yes Oh, yeah, it was huge. Thanks Frank where I was like oh, they have they have some of the same issues. Yeah Yeah, they're doing crazy shit. They're not all just happy with their good stuff. No. Yeah, people in Canada have the same opinions about immigrants as the people in Germany and people in the United States. Do they? Oh, yeah. I mean, there's definitely a big swath. It's not a monolith. But what are the people in Canada getting met?? I'm getting Matt. Like what are they saying? We're gonna build like go back to America Go back to North Dakota imagine crossing two walls

Imagine having to cross through the durian gap Go through nine countries or seven countries in Central America and go through Mexico Then go through the US and then get into Canada. Yeah hop in nine borders Yeah, go back to where to finally land in Winnipeg. I would go back. Go back to where you came from, Minnesota. Did you guys read that book American Dirt? No. That was good. It was that novel that was written by that white woman about the process of like a mother and her child having to escape the cartel in Mexico. Oh shit. And emigrate up to America illegally.

The cartel's freaky. Yeah, I know. And they would ride, they rode on top of a train. Really? Where it was like, I don't know. That's sitting Indian style. They, yeah. That's the original sitting Indian style.

They surfed their way from Mexico to the United States. And it was really dangerous. And then, and she wrote this great novel and everyone loved it. And then everyone freaked out at her because she was white. And they were like, you've never experienced that. It's like, really?

It's a novel. Yeah. She didn't say that she sat on the train Yeah. And came up, I don't know. I never It's kind of got the that's kind of got the same vibe as Guy Ritchie's The Covenant. Big brave story. And then you're like, Oh, but it never even happened. That's why I always got pissed watching George Lucas's Star Wars. I was like,

what are you fucking talking about, dude? You never even were in outer space. Big difference. Salt? Buzz light your guess? Big difference there big difference That's why I would always get it's like watching. It's like watching like Captain Phillips, and then at the end They were like and it was all a dream And never happened That because it feels like it was it's such a story story that you're like wow how the fuck well that just means It's a good story. It's a good story. But when you find out that it never happened, you're like,

it kind of kind of pulls you out of it a little bit. I'm confused. We're talking about Guy Richie's The Covenant now. Oh, OK. Not Captain Phillips. We moved on. Well, we were talking about your book. Bouncing around pinball.

I can't keep up. Well, I was talking about I was saying you were saying that people got mad at her saying that she never experienced it. Yeah, they were mad. They were like, oh, you know, a Mexican woman should have written this book. But if it wasn't a good story, it wouldn't have. Yeah, it wouldn't have gotten there.

Like if Guy Ritchie's The Covenant wasn't so powerful and gripping, then at the end, you wouldn't have been pissed off that it was fake. If it was obviously fake, then you wouldn't have given a fuck. But since it wasn't obviously fake, that just means it was so beautifully written and told Yeah, I guess I just wanted it to be real You wanted there to have been one extra kidnapping of an Afghani interpreter. Well, they saved him Right you want a version of that story that is a little more heartwarming and Israel Israel the North Pole the North or the Polar Express

The very hungry caterpillar. Right? They ride on top of the train on that. I'm saying for- To get into the, to get into the North Pole. I'm talking about- It sounds like that person just ripped off Polar Express and did Mexico instead of the North Pole.

What are you talking about, Francis? I'm talking about your war movie. The Covenant. Guy Ritchie's The Covenant. More real version of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But similar theme. Do tell. Lion.

You ever see The Lion? Kang? No. No. Just Lion. It's a death betel. Lying? He gets adopted.

He's a small Indian child and he gets adopted by Nicole Kidman in Australia, her husband, and grows up in his entire life there. But he wants to go back and find his birth mother because he fell, falls asleep on it. He wasn't put up for adoption. Yeah. He and his brother went to go down on the market or something in the morning and he fell asleep on the train. They got 12 years of slave. And like found himself 400 hours across the country. Must have been tired. Well, right. Yeah, he I mean just kept going Yeah, he's like he's like four years old when this happens and it's a true story damn and he Gets goes to an adoption agent. He gets put in an adoption center or an orphanage

Gets adopted but his whole life his whole life, he's searching online for, for these like little landmarks and memories that he has from his tiny amount of time in his childhood. Yeah. So that he can go back and find his mother and you know, and he remembers this water tower that was near their house. That's the one thing. And he's always on Google Maps. Yeah, he's always always on Google Earth like just scrolling through the country of India Yeah looking and he finds the water tower And he goes back the one and he see he meets his family

Yeah, and I remember watching that for the first time first of all, I was crying but secondly When he finds the water tower, I had this very similar feeling that I've found, or I've had, to when I find a porn scene that I've been missing for years. And you're like, I saw that when I was 15. Yeah, the water tower. Here it is, I've wondered all these years.

The Eiffel Tower. Yeah. You know, Busty Brunette gets, come on her t Tower. Yeah. Where, you know, Busty Brunette gets come on her tits. Yeah. Was. That's impressive to have that photographic of a porn memory. To be like, I've seen this one. You never forget your early scenes.

But that shows that you're not even using your full animal brain. They burn a hole in your brain. It's true. The first like five porn scenes you ever saw. Oh yeah. Those were... Corrupted. Sick.

Sick after. I don't really remember mine. I just remember closing down the screen and just being like, what's wrong with me? What have I done? Oh my God, that is wild. I remember one of my boys had some porno printed out of this house. Yeah.

And there was like a penis in it when I was young. And I was like, this is gay. Yeah. This is clearly gay. You should put some white out over it Yeah, you should watch the lion it's it's probably one of my favorite movies I've ever seen Cuz at the end he goes on who wants to be a millionaire, right? That's exactly right and that's to impress his the girl that he grew up with Cuz he was just a chai water for a little bit. I was thinking of life of pie

Yeah, that's what I thought of at first too. Cause isn't he in a boat with a lion too? Yeah. He is. It's all very circular. Have you seen Life of Pi? Have you guys ever seen that movie? I have.

Is it good? Is it Dev Patel as well? No. Mahresh Patel. Is it, not Mahresh. Is Life of Pi a good movie? I've never seen that movie. It's pretty good. I mean, it's done by that Bas Lerman, I think, did it.

It won a bunch of awards. I remember when it was getting nominated. The book was huge. Was it the same year as Argo? Or am I making that up? I wouldn't know. But it's very sort of psychedelic. There's scenes of the constellations and the sky

and all this. I just don't know what even is it about? He's on a raft with a tiger? It's based on the book, which is a novel. A novel? OK, so this didn't happen. About a family who, correct, owned a zoo in India. And I think they sold the animals to a zoo in America. They they I think they sold the animals to

a zoo in America, they're on a ship, bringing the animals over all the animals. And the ship, shipwrecks or starts to take on water and sink. And so everyone dies, except for the boy, and the tiger, he ends up in a life raft with a tiger and I think like a baboon and like one other animal. And... And the tiger's like a translator for the other animals. He has to rescue him back to his Afghani family. I think the tiger ends up eating the other two animals

and then he has to develop like this weird respective, respectful relationship with the tiger. Well, he fucks the tiger. He's like, yeah, he just shakes ass at the tiger, which I mean, if you're in a position like that, wouldn't you fuck the tiger, fuck the tiger or get eaten by the tiger, like get fucked by the tiger or get eaten by the tiger. Obviously you're getting fucked.

You get to stay alive. what do you think would happen if you yeah I mean I guess I would fuck the tiger but I don't even know why I answered that question when you were like what happens because I was trying to give it and I realized it doesn't matter why I got it no I don't't know if we did. There's a lot more stuff that happens. Oh yeah, but I get the gist of the... I didn't know what the movie was even about. Well, the twist... Well, I might watch the movie. You should. I don't know if you should. I don't think you'll like it.

Okay. Well, then tell me the twist. He fucks the tiger. I mean, I didn't believe he broke it away like that. I felt bad, but I thought you'd never watch it. It doesn't sound like something you'd like. No. You like traditional pornography. What I was gonna say was...

Mr. Bestiality. What I was gonna say was, do you think if they were in... So they're on the raft. I've seen... I have a vague memory of what the raft looks like. It's like a red raft, right? I don't know. It's a wooden boat. Say they were attacked by sharks.

Or one shark, great white. Who's winning? Who do you think's coming out on top? Because you know the shark's not anticipating there being a tiger on top of that boat. Right? There's no way they're expecting that. They're going to knock over the boat

and a tiger's going be there shark beats tiger smokes tiger in the water Smokes it over one bite dead really easily Unless I could see tigers being like weirdly good aren't aren't tigers like breaststroke They can like die. Yeah. No, not against a shark. But sharks can only attack one way. Straight on, but, and tigers can kind of...

But I think a tiger in the water would be pretty similar to just like a human. But if a tiger gets on that shark's back, digs claws in and starts biting, they have like five ways to attack. That is the only thing I was thinking of is the claws. Shark beats tiger in the water,

but tiger beats human in the water. Well, obviously. Just saying. Tiger beats- Most things that are around human size beat human in the water. I feel like humans are pretty bad at swimming. Humans are pretty bad at fighting other animals too. Anything that's human sized is taking us on

We got nothing Like a zebra will kill us Yeah There's some pretty good battles underwater Have you ever seen Thunderball? No James Bond? No I never got into the Bond movies

Great underwater scene You I think you'd like the old Bond movies I've seen a couple They're amazing I've seen the or not the old ones I've only seen the more modern ones You should see some of the old ones I think you'd like them

You are sort of a classical fan yeah I suppose like classical literature you like older music I suppose it's on again come on bro Kurt hey see you liking film noir and stuff like that I've dabbled in some noirs noirs some Norse Norse we to, I took a class in high school and we had to watch a bunch of noir films. That shit sucks in high school. But after it was actually awesome. You liked it back then? Oh well you started smoking weed early. No the whole class was just watching movies. Yeah well wouldn't you rather watch

the most recent Ocean's Eleven than the old one one in the high school 310 to Yuma? I would watch a fucking Bill Nye the Science Guy video would be better than anything else Hmm once they bring the screen in or drop that projector down You knew it was on yeah You knew that you were getting a handjob and passing love notes Handjob and passing love notes Now people didn't really do that they ripped it out in the open now they would go to the bathroom mmm, so they wouldn't get in trouble that was a fucking legendary time I

went to a restaurant in Brooklyn called St. Jules verts fishery. Okay. Have you ever been? No. Oh, it's so up your alley. The whole time I was thinking Francis would love it here. St. Juliard's? St. Julevert's. Julevert's? Fishery.

Fishery, what kind of fish do they have? They had a hamachi collar. What is a collar? I have no idea. Me neither, I've never seen it before. What's it called, it's called a hamachi collar? Yeah. Is it on a bone yeah like a big bone it

was how do you know this I've heard of that him machi collar I've had it before but I don't know where where is that restaurant cobble Hill oh cool really man you you are a really well dined person. Look at that. A hamachi collar. Let me see that. Interesting. Let me see that collar. Yeah. Fuck it.

Wait, can I see? Can you show me what the actual fish looks like? Or is that, was that it? I mean, this is just the cooked hamachi collar. Scroll on through, brother. Have a little fun on my phone while daddy's talking to Francis. I still don't know what the fish looks like. It's just showing.

It's also called. It's also not called Himachi caller. It literally isn't. I could see Ronan me being a dinner with that with Harry and you hand him your phone It's called hamachi comma Yellowtail callers underneath it. I mean, I'm watching comma is the Japanese name yellowtail collar. Okay Yeah, I'll do the yellowtail caller You know you got your pen say that Huh, you're gonna go to Japan and say that no, I'm gonna say how much you come on. Oh, I'm all G. Come on. Oh

I started watching Shogun. I know I'm late to the game. I Like it. I'm gonna come out and say it. I like it Shogun yeah You don't fuck with it? I haven't seen it. No one? No showgun? I haven't seen it but I pretty good. It's cool. I've been ripping that in classic movies. I showed the boys the Matrix the other day. Oh banger. That's a fun one for the kids. Yeah I showed them the matrix and then I put on the whatever podcast Just so I could really get a red pill. Hell. Yeah, you should get them on like Tron

I feel like babies would love Tron. Yeah, you know, right? Blade Runner original. Yeah So those flashy lights. Mm-hmm. Yeah Ron's like a very visually appealing movie Well Harry good news and bad news. One of the kids loved Tron. The other one we found out has Vicious seizures So thanks for the recommendation But you fucked us. Oh man. How cool would it be to live in the Tron world on those cool-ass bikes? They've got I don't know man. I look out every day is a battle. It is who's in the most recent Tron I don't think there's been a Tron in a minute. I think there was

Recently I try to watch it. Yeah Tron Legacy was 2010, but I thought there was a more recent one Oh, there's coming up. There's a new Tron and this is the first I'm hearing of this Neutron Jimmy Neutron get the Neutron. Get the tickets. Tron airs live by action, live watch coming from Yohan Ronning. Oh yeah. Bro I cannot wait to see this Formula One movie with Brad Pitt. Me and Ron are flying out to France for the premiere of Tron. At Con. Yeah. Tron at Con. Tron at Con? It's at the Paris Film Festival, premiering it in front of 8,000. Have you seen Tribeca Film Festival is now just called Tribeca?

No. They dropped film festival. Just the area? Do you know the Sundance Film Festival is leaving Park City, Utah? No. Why? Because the alcohol?

The festival grew so big that they couldn't host it there anymore. And then there were three cities in the running for the Sundance Film Festival, which is one of the most reputable film festivals. Yeah, three. Big one. The cities that were in the running were, I think it was like Cincinnati. All right. Maybe somewhere in Palm Springs and then Salt Lake City. Isn't that where it is?

No, it's not really. Park City. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Which is 50 minutes from Salt Lake. Interesting. Why, Cincinnati feels like... They just gave them a bid. They just gave them a fuckin' pity bid.

Kind of a step down from like... Well it's also just like not a snowy city at all. Yeah, well it probably gets snow, but it's not like the kind of snow that you're looking for. No. It's not like the sparkly lights. Ski bunnies from LA coming in. Agents.

It's more of just that gray snow sloshing around at your feet. Just angry prostitutes. Yeah. Gray snow. Dri around at your feet. Just angry prostitutes. Yeah. Gray snow. Dripping through your vans. Remember when Entourage went to Cincinnati? Sundance?

Yeah. They went for a Reds game. Yeah. Did you watch Entourage? No, no. Ooh. Baby bro, that's Poki Reese. I watched the first episode and I was not hooked,

but it's pretty old. It's a entourage is girls for boys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I just, I didn't really love it, but I've seen clips of it where I'm like, that's hilarious.

Like I'll see clips of the show and think it's funny. And then I tried to watch the pilot. You would have needed to watch it when you were like 14 to 18. Makes sense. Or like 15 to 19, whatever. Yeah. I think that's when it hit.

And now if I watched it, I don't know. Back when you could just hire a group of white friends to be a fucking star of a show. Yeah, exactly. Group of white guys, look at them. They make a good sitcom. I'm having a hard time. Why do you boys look like you belong on screen? It's turtle. It's like fat young turtle. The backwards fitted hat. You were having a hard time with what? Having a hard time focusing on shows or movies and actually being kind of engaged.

I kind of have that issue too. It takes me a while. So good. Yeah. Or else I watch 10, 15 minutes and I say, what the fuck am I doing? Dude, everything I watch 15 minutes and I'm like, this is dog shit. Yeah, it's dog shit. What am I missing? Is, everything I watch 15 minutes in, I'm like, this is dog shit. Yeah, it's dog shit.

What am I missing? Is it the programming or is it my attention? I remember the last time I really was in that place was right before I watched season one of Severance. And it was over the summer. And it was like everything I was watching, I was like, this sucks, can't find anything good. And then I popped on Severance

and within the first 30 seconds, I was like, this will be good. This will definitely be a good show. Was it? Oh yeah, right. You should check it out. Yeah. I forgot you're not a stiller guy.

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Pretty much. No, that's not true, there's other shit out there. Now it's over. What happened, I mean Ozark hooked me. It's over. I think that- I would watch Ozark again. We could do that, it's always an option.

I think that- Show guns good. Being tethered to the couch has made me appreciate TV more. Like I can't, it's not like I'm going out for long periods of time or going away for a weekend when you have nothing else to do. You guys have blossoming social lives, full calendars, friends who want to hang out with you and stand up comedy dates to do. That's just going to be always more engaging... than something you're watching on the damn idiot box. My friendship with Harry is 80% 8020.

That's actually that better than I thought it was a it's 80%... me wanting to be his friend 20% him wanting to be my friend. I'd say his 20% is like tolerating your presence when... Harry when Harry text me and I go to him and I'm like... I'm like I'm like. I would say his 20% is like tolerating your presence. When Harry texts me and I get the notification that it's not a text in our group chat, I get excited. And I respond immediately. And then I'll text him randomly, similar kind of thing.

There are times where he doesn't ever respond. Days go by. Yeah. I'm not really on my phone these days. Right. I don't know if you guys have noticed it's been dead this entire time. Forgot about it. I'm trying to get off the apps. Yeah. Focusing, trying to focus fully on Call of Duty right now. Clear your mind. Yeah. Focus on what's important in the world. And you know there's green. Yeah that can ruffle people's feathers. People don't like that but you know you got to be able to cut out certain, say guys this is my focus right now. Yeah. The only people who don't want you to have boundaries are the people who benefited from you having none. Exactly. And I'm just trying to keep my circle tight tighter than ever a

period my circles never been so tight yeah it's it's a pretty tight circle very few I can trust right now especially that don't game with you you show gaming with MOOC yeah game with MOOC this weekend great sash how was he one like 50 ranked games beast new season season season 4 Luke is getting pretty good I don't know if you guys saw I was live for the season 4 update last week on twitch. Of course. I was there I was in the comments spamming. Yeah, I didn't see you you didn't now I had the chat open on my second monitor. I was dropping cash, but I was under my pseudonym a a froey Interesting You want to see my twitch account? Not a lot of people dropping cash, but I was under my pseudonym a a froey Interesting you want to see my twitch account not a lot of people dropping cash

I was well I don't really I had to tell them not to I say don't drop cash cuz I don't do it I do it like I'll do it like once every couple weeks a a froey Damn, that's my handle. I'll keep an eye out keep an eye out. I'll keep an eye out for a a froey So at least you could do bro I'll keep an eye out. Keep an eye out. I'll keep an eye out for AA Froey. It's the least you could do, bro. I could probably check and see honestly

if you've ever been in. I think there's a feature, oh no, my phone's dead, I forgot. I think there is a, I believe there's a feature where I can search commenters. Have you ever commented? Super Chat, Subbed, Prime Subbed? I'm Subbed.

Did you do a Prime Sub or regular Subbed? No, regular. You get a free Prime Sub, so throw me your Prime Sub. I already super chat. Subbed. Prime subbed. I'm subbed. Did you do a prime sub or regular sub? No, regular. You get a free prime sub, so throw me your prime sub. I already used it. No, you didn't. I used it on PlacBoy Max. No, there's no way. Why wouldn't I?

Francis, did you watch Streamer University? I'm sorry? Did you watch Streamer University? Did you watch Streamer University? Kaisenaut? No. And you're complaining about not having anything to watch. That one's good. And you missed Streamer not having anything to watch. That one's good.

And you missed Streamer University altogether. I watched the Brett Favre untold. Smear campaign. You thought so? Smear campaign with the Trump due to Favre. I'm not so sure he's as good of a guy as I thought he was. Our good brother Favre was on the podcast with me and Dion. He was a great guy.

Oh really? Back in the day. Wow. He was so nice. I mean, yeah, but the thing about the old people I didn't even know that story I didn't why didn't watch the whole thing. I didn't even know about that. Tell he's funneling money that was meant to go to like Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know millions really like 38 million to build a fucking volleyball yeah Center at his daughter's university because she was on the volleyball team. Yeah, you're talking. Yeah millions and millions He's incapable of doing anything nefarious

His brain is so scrambled and he's so perky up to his eyeballs that there's no way that he was like in control being like I'm about to scam the fuck out of these people that said I haven't watched a stitch of it And I don't know anything about the story. I watched like maybe the first 30 seconds when I opened up YouTube That's my problem is I'm just a big YouTube guy Yeah, it's like I'll watch something but at the back of my head I'm going, could be on YouTube right now. Could be watching two hours about the Darien Gap. Exactly.

There's a lot of interesting shit. Do you guys have any good documentaries, really good ones, gripping ones for me to watch? Of course. True Crime or Mystery or anything. Your phone's kicking your ass. My phone is destroying me right now. Every time you try to pick up your phone and fucking whips your ass now, but I got a bunch of good dogs Fucking

Let me think of some good ones that I go to just travel just travel shows Like someone being like I went to the most dangerous neighborhood in Yemen. I like that stuff I was my rack What I watched different influencers than the ones you said do it but it probably is the same shit I put you on yeah but yours is admitted on just admit 100% I give you all the credit all right that's all I needed see how easy it is Francis just kind of admit the put on every now and then I admit it heavy let me think of some good docs that I've seen lately the Long Island serial killer one was good. Have you seen it?

I tried to watch it. I didn't love it boys. I got to get to the doctor keep this chat going What time is it 5 10? Oh shit? All right, that was pretty quick. Enjoy. Yeah, cuz we're having so damn much fun. So goddamn motherfucking much fun Give my love to the boys Yeah, because we're having so damn much fun. So goddamn motherfucking much fun. Give my love to the boys. I will. Tell the boys I'm going to be over after work. Hell yeah.

All right. All right here, ball. Well. We got to keep going. Oh, we're going to keep going. Not all of us can clock out early. No, no. That would be incredibly awkward. But good documentaries that I was trying to think, I saw the, I saw the Long Island Serial Killer one,

I saw the Karen Reed one. Yeah. I'm like, I'm pretty big into like, oh, new one. I think the first episode came out yesterday. I don't know if it's on HBO or Apple TV. It's about a serial killer who worked. He was like the crematory guy. Oh.

And I think he was burning like a lot of people. But there aren't they already dead? I think some of them might have not been. Or there was some shady shit. There was some shady shit going on. They bring him a body. I don't know. I watched the trailer for the documentary.

Is he really on him to do a last pulse check? I think he was killing people in large amounts. The Tylenol murders. That's a new one. Did you watch that one? No. I don't know anything about that. I saw a trailer for it. Apparently, it was like people were putting cyanide in Tylenol Murders, that's a new one. Did you watch that one? No. I don't know anything about that. I saw a trailer for it.

But it's on Netflix, I think. Apparently it was like people were putting cyanide in Tylenol. Yeah, it's kinda fucked. That's crazy, dude. Not the worst way to go out. Well. God, I got a migraine.

Head is fucking throbbing and then you're just dead. You never once have to think about it. I don't know how. how you're just dead. Dude, I don't think cyanide is like a gentle drifting off into sleep. Really? I think it's like imagine you know you would get stomach knots. I think you'd be like, oh boy. Yeah, it's one of those ones where your blood is turning solid.

I feel the way that I do every single day except it's 10% worse. Yeah. It would probably be's 10% worse. Yeah It would probably be a good amount worse. I would think so. Yeah, that's one of those ones Isn't it like when you get poisoned your eyes turn like yellow? I don't know depends on the poison would be my guess I Think that's pretty common in poison cases. I know that from oh you ever see the show psych No fun Really fun show who's in that that I think there's nine seasons. Whoa Really? Yeah, it's an old like detective Sitcom type show, but it's I don't know I watched it when I was young so it might not hold up But when I watched it when I was younger, I fucking loved it. Okay, phenomenal. It's about dude

It's like a psychic. All right his dad like trained him into being a psychic. I dig that. I'll pick that up. Fun little fact about the show too. I think there's a pineapple in the background of every single episode somewhere. Do you know that upside down pineapples are a symbol of swingers?

Yeah. As are red Adirondack chairs. Yes. How do you know all that? You've said it before have I yeah The pineapple one I think is pretty common knowledge. Hmm But I think it's like what I think you're supposed to leave it out on your doorstep, right I Don't know. I don't even really know how that whoa that feels like a weird approach

I've been hearing about these sex parties. Oh, yeah up in Westchester. Oh, really? Yeah, I've just been hearing through the Grapevine about them. Really? Yeah, I've been hearing a girl I know who's a friend of someone I know went to one. And she was kind of just half open to the idea of participating.

And then when she arrived, everyone was naked and everyone was hideous. Oh yeah, of course. Absolutely heinous. Yeah, but that's like the most like, I feel like that's also kind of common knowledge. Don't you think it'd be kind of, is there no part of you that would want to go to one

and just like be like, yeah, you guys can't touch me, but I just want you to look at me. I'm the hottest person here. No, no. You would be the hottest person with all the working out you're doing. No, I don't think I would and I don't think you'd want to walk in some mansion in like fucking Greenwich, Connecticut. Now, walk through the door. Couple of, you know,

Heineken zeros. No. Hello. My Hello. Oh, don't mind you guys are ahead of me. My hello. Oh Don't want you guys are ahead of me Bo's old Apartment that he lived in he lived like you ever been like outside of Denver where it's like still you're still in Denver But it's pretty much just like super suburban. Yeah streets with houses one time I broke into a public pool at night really yeah in Denver. Yeah outside in the suburbs Oh, wow, not a bad place to do it. Yeah, but he his it was like All just like normal houses and then the house directly next to his was this like massive

insanely modern like floor-to-ceiling windows like like This weird blue color Crazy Porsches and G wagons and stuff going in and out all day. One night we I was out I was out in Denver and we got shitfaced. Nice. Like got back at like 4am. What were you drinking? Everything. Really? I remember we were at a bar I remember once we went to some like some like a Russian bar and the bar we were like watching a hockey or something and the bartender just took a liking into us and he gave us all big double shots of some Russian vodka.

Are you sure I wasn't with you? Yes. In not, not that place. Not that place. I know the place you're talking about right next to comedy works. So this was Russian bar. Yeah, no, this was vodka. This was years ago. This was years ago. This was not with you. I promise. Telling you I was there. I wasn't even drinking when we did that. When we were in Denver. She sounds really familiar is what I'm saying. I've been to multiple Russian bars in Denver. Or they yeah where they just keep bringing you double shots of vodka. Did they have the pickles? No dude I know the place that we're talking that you are talking about. They had pickles. Yes they did. And I never even knew that you were

supposed to combine pickles with vodka. No neither did I I the vodka was ice cold. I didn't have any because I wasn't drinking It was the cleanest drunk we've ever felt Wasn't there that we're gonna be hung over at all tomorrow and we weren't now. I wasn't there. No sugar Anyways, you got it. This is interesting. It's a funny story. Keep going. Yeah, so pretty much we got we got back We're shit faced we were and uh And they his neighbors You could see through the window. They were having some sort of gathering and I guess Bo and his friends sometimes on the weekends if it was late and they were had people over there would knock on the door. Yeah. And be like can we come in have drinks.

So we went over and we knocked on the door and went in and he was like dude it was like eight people probably in their like 60s. I don't think any of them were like together. They were all fucking each other for sure. And they wouldn't do it for the life of us. They would not tell us what any of them did for work. And I asked, there was the main dude who was like the guy, you know, like this guy, I think he's like a billionaire or something. And then he had like, there was the main dude who was like the guy, you know, like this guy I think he's like a billionaire or something. Yeah, and then he had like there was this other

There was this black dude who was like way more friendly and you could talk to him and I asked that guy most like what? Does this do do for work that this is like and he just would they would they'd be like I can't tell you man Sorry, and then they kicked us out Because they were about to start a sex party. Did you actually confirm that? Was there ever a confirmation that that was happening? So they all went, they all started kind of winding down for the night. Worse shit. I mean, now we're drinking like weird ass IPAs that are like 30% ABV. Like, we're fucking destroyed. And we go, I was like ready to call it. We walk back to Bo's, Bo's house. And then he goes back. He's like, I want to get it. I want to know what's going on over there.

Maybe I shouldn't say no, no, no, this is great. I love this. He's like, I want to know what's going on over there. And he's very like outgoing and like, he doesn't feel a lot of like embarrassment or second guess himself. So he goes over, he's like, I'm going to, he's like, I'll bring something over. I'll bring a bottle of alcohol. He has like a quarter filled small bottle of Jack Daniels and he walks over to this dude's house and there he said they were all in the bedroom and he said that they opened the door and they were like, sorry, man, it's adults only close the door. Even though we were over 21, I think.

Oh, okay. Got it. got it. It was a while, it was fun, it was very funny. That's cool, I like that story. It was a very funny night. That's fucking hilarious. I remember still to this day, I'm like, I don't know what the fuck that dude did, or, I don't know.

I mean, dude, they were rich as fuck. Crazy. I actually think I have a video of myself sitting in one of his cars We went down to the base. He let us go down to the garage. Uh-huh. He had like Like cars you would see in like cribs like an eat like a fucking Yeah, like that. Yeah, I was thinking more like

Rap NWA like yeah, like the ones that bounce with the hydraulics and shit, dude, like I'm talking out like custom like pimped out cars. Cool. It was insane. Pimp my ride. Yeah. It was pretty sick. Fun night. That's awesome. Look, trip down memory lane. I miss partying with you a little bit. I mean, not even, yeah, I don't even mean like us getting shit faced. I mean,

just, you know, we would go play pool and kill some time together, you and me. Remember those times? I do, yeah. Yeah. Good time. That's fine. I think even if we just played pool again.

I'm down to play pool whenever. That'd be fun. Yeah, I'm definitely down. I'd like to organize that. All right. Yeah, that should be good. That should do it. I'll be in Rosemont, Chicago, Zanies, just outside Chicago all weekend, Friday, Saturday. And I hope you guys come. Punchup.live

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