Son of a Boy Dad - Sas is a Hip Hop Historian (feat. one of the mikes) - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 99

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

This episode is just classic chopping it up with the fellas. Couple of day 1's going down memory lane, bustin bawls, yuckin it up, and having some good clean fun. We're onto big fortune cookie, Rone's Uber got in a car accident, Sas watched 8 mile, and a ton more. Bonjour amigo. Also Mike is on the show today.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. It's upside down. Is it? Yeah. Why is yours like that? Because I'm trying. I was doing something crazy, but at least mine can stick where it's supposed to be at.

So how's the elbow has to go the other way? Like that? I think so. Oh, I think that's better. Yeah, that is better. I think you need to spin it at the jump. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Is you dumb?

Alright, yeah. I mean, this is crazy. It looks like an octopus. Rowan's looks way better than mine look still look how his is his shit's

below him your shit's above your shit's in front of your face yeah dude I don't know what you guys just told me to do

like that no swing swing this guy that's what it was like before not right no now it's like Like that? No, swing this guy. That's what it was like before. No, right? No. Now it's like runs.

Wasn't that what it was just like? No, but... I think that... We can run the tapes back. That's what it just looked like. And you guys were like, it's upside down, so I turned it the other way. Whatever. So as long as it's facing into your mouth, you're good. That's better right there.

You keep on pulling it out. What type of Three Stooges shit is this? It has to be like this. I mean, this is crazy, dude. This is crazy. Yeah, you might be right. I mean, this is nuts.

Is it Titan? It's got a Titan. No, because it was coming from... All right. I want to keep that in. It looks like this will work. All right. What is up, everybody?

Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast Today it is the last day of January Fuck And it's a Tuesday Where has it gone You guys are going to be hearing this on Wednesday So it's February for you guys February 1st for you guys

Rabbit rabbit Rabbit rabbit Shortest month of the year And why is it Black History Month I don't know Something about the blacks in February They fucking love it Rabbit, rabbit. Shortest month of the year. And why is it Black History Month? I don't know. Something about the blacks in February. They fucking love it.

Is that known? People have been saying that, yeah. Is that true? I don't know. Or did they give them the shortest month? There's also theories about that. That's a theory. That's been kicked around on Twitch. A conspiracy theory.

Yeah, that's been kicked around. Who's to say Oh I almost forgot Fortune cookies Oh shit Should I pass them out Or do you guys want to pick your own fortunes I'll pick my own

Where'd you get all these From the The Chinese store Toss one No no you gotta pick your own That's how fortunes work I don't mean to pick From the Chinese store. Toss one. No, no, you got to pick your own. That's how fortunes work. I don't mean the paper.

Good boy, good boy. Do I have to eat it? Do you have to eat it to make the fortune come true? Because I don't like the cookie. Oh, no. No, you have to eat it, bro. Oh, no. Even if you have to make an icky face, you've got to eat it. Well, I don't dislike the cookie.

They just have, there's nothing to them. Yeah, they're just like, it's like eating cardboard. Yeah, I don't dislike the cookie. They just have, there's nothing to them. Yeah, they're just like, it's like eating cardboard. Yeah, it's like a dump, dumpling cookie. Come on. Crack that thing up. I've never seen someone struggle with a fortune cookie

like that. Wow, that's a terrible. I don't like that one at all. What'd you get? Mine says, a difficult decision will soon yield success. I don't love that. That's extremely half-assed yeah well at least it yields success i guess what'd you get mike i don't want to make a difficult decision

i got a very sass one by changing nothing nothing. That's a terrible one. Where did you get these from? These are half-assed. The best fortune cookie store in New York. This place is famous for them. See, look at mine. Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory.

Very clever. What the fuck? My dad always used to hit me with that one yeah that's a classic dad joke actually that's the best dad joke that he's ever had it's a good one

it's the fucking funniest dad joke it must have been made by someone who is not yet a father yeah it had to have been and then dad's just appropriated it

it's a dad joke written by not a dad it isn't enough to think outside the box you must take action that's the one I got what the hell we got. What the hell? No way.

Bro, this is bullshit. That's a scam. Also, these aren't... What is yours? I got a sick one. It just says, Bonjour Amigo. Oh, Bonjour Amigo. Bonjour Amigo? That's great. That's awesome.

I forgot about Bonjour Amigo for a second there How? I don't know, make sure you like and subscribe too Drop a Bonjour Amigo Bonjour Amigo Yeah, that's our thing now I don't like how these are like wax paper The cookies?

These cookies taste like wax paper These are not, and what is this on the back? It's a little bit too sticky It's like ads, they're running ads on the back The fuck is this on the back? It's a little bit too sticky. It's like ads. They're running ads on the back. The fuck is this? This slip is kept by over 20% of people. Scan to learn why.

20 times social. Mine's ripped, so I can't scan it. 7% share on social. Is that what yours says? Mine says 20 times share. That's what the fuck they're doing with these? They're running ads? I'm pissed we got the same one.

Yeah, it doesn't feel that special. I've never seen that before, to be honest. What are your numbers? Is it like the exact same one? You guys got numbers? 6, 11, 14, 18, 35, 56. Where'd you get these? I bought them. You didn't buy them.

Yeah, I went to Times Square and I got them. You don't buy fortune cookies. They sell them at Macy's. No way. At the big ass, the Macy's on 34th Street. I got 5, 17, 19, 23, 24, 5. That's a good set. That's bullshit.

But it is a good ass idea by them to just put some knowledge inside of food. It's kind of like a Snapple fact a little bit. I like it when it's good. The QR code brings you to openfortune.com where you can place your brand and engage with 135 million per month. Yeah. What the fuck? So they're running ads. And you have to enter email.

These aren't traditional fortune cookies. Oh, so do you think these are plants? They were dropped off in the office. There's a box of them in the lobby. And so I just grabbed a handful of them. But you think that this is someone's fucking mid-level marketing scheme that they're trying to bomb us with? They were dropped off in the office. There's a box of them in the lobby. And so I just grabbed a handful of them. But you think that this is someone's fucking mid-level marketing scheme that they're trying to bomb us with? Yes.

They'll probably talk about this in the next company meeting. Another success. Jack Mac is all over fortune cookies right now. You got to smash fortune cookies. Look at what the mean girls have done with fortune cookies. The mean girls revolutionized the fortune cookie. It's just that simple. You go to the comments and it's like, why are there fucking fortune cookies on barstool? The fuck are these fortune cookies doing on barstool?

The comments would be like, Sass thinks he's too good for fortune cookies. I mean, you didn't eat yours. I don't want mine. You said you would eat it. They're fraud fortune cookies. You just said they're not that bad. The cookies are pretty good. It's probably a curse if you eat those.

No, the cookie's good. You're consuming capitalism is what you're doing. They're very sugary, though. True. But I like it. It's kind of nice. What is it? What does it even mean?

It's got to just be straight sugar, right? It tastes like straight sugar. Yeah. Burnt sugar. Burnt sugar. Marshmallows. Yeah. A little marshmallow in there.

Love it. You see that tweet about silk, where silk comes from? No. It comes from boiled silk that tweet about silk, where silk comes from? No. It comes from boiled silkworms. Oh, wow. It's actual worms that make the shirts. What the fuck? That's pretty cool.

It's barbaric to wear silk, though. I can't imagine, like, people are pissed off about leather. Like, you have to kill tons of silkworms just to be able to wear a silky shirt? Well, I think that's because people care about leather animals cows they don't care about worms no no one gives a fuck about worms i'm not gonna wear the worms bro i would never wear a i won't wear the worms because you're wearing worms i'm not wearing a full silk shirt that sounds terrible didn't you think it came out of their butt like a fucking spider like a spider web no i didn't know it came i didn't know i thought it was just a fabric that someone came up with.

How do you think fabrics? What do you think fabrics are made of? I don't know. What do you think cotton's made of? Cotton. Yeah. It's a plant that grows out of the ground. What's polyester made of?

Computers. Yeah, exactly. It's definitely a computer-ass fabric. Yeah. Mike's in the studio. We got Mike in this bitch bonjour amigo bonjour amigo mike are you moving to new york yeah when um a couple months oh nice yeah you got any where for me to live that's when me and ron are going to chicago oh yeah

perfect no that'll work out great yeah office should be set up by September it's good to be sick are you going out to Chicago yeah are you really of course dude

we're learning how to skateboard now let's go for the office office half pipe no don't fall back we're hanging back we said we got

we still got we're not done with this city the comedy scene yeah unfinished business we got a lot to do here still best pool scene in the country too best pool scene

yeah incredible pools really nice pools it was so sick to play with you unfinished business. We got a lot to do here still. Best pool scene in the country too. Best pool scene. Yeah. Incredible pools. Really nice pools. It was so sick to play with you. You hit me up on a bad day. You hit me up on a day where I was locked in. I was locked in playing video games. Oh, dude, you caught him while he was playing video games. Well, you did say that.

That is brutal. Well, yeah, what could you have done there? Your hands were tied. You had to keep on playing video games. All of my boys were on. I wasn't going to be like, hey, I got to go. No, for sure. It was probably just only a. What could you have done there? Your hands were tied. You had to keep on playing. All of my boys were on. I wasn't going to be like, hey, I got to go. No, for sure. It was probably just like only a couple hours that you played, right? No. Probably 20 hours this weekend.

Oh. It's called putting in the work. Something that you guys wouldn't understand. That's Malcolm Gladwell. It's called having hobbies outside of work. That's the 10,000 hours you were chasing down. Yeah. It's probably good for your mental instead of going out and seeing your friends.

It was amazing. It's a good life experience for you. It was amazing. Yeah. It was the best weekend I've had in months. That's good. No, it's good to have. No drinking.

Yeah. Don't really need that anymore. No, I was just going to say, you're looking slimmer. No, there's no way. You know what I did do? I had a home-cooked meal yesterday for the first time in months. Oh, boy. Who cooked it? Me. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. What? Yeah a home-cooked meal yesterday for the first time in months. Who cooked it?

Me. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. What? Yeah. What'd you make? Chicken pasta salad. Pasta salad?

Yeah. There was supposed to be a space in between that. What kind of pasta? Bow ties. Huh. Because that would make for good pasta salad, too. Yes, yes. A little feta cheese.

Yeah. A little bit of, maybe some olives on it. Felt good. What made you cook? What made you decide to cook? I said, I don't want to order food. Yeah. So I'm going to cook food.

It doesn't give you a sense of accomplishment. No, no. Trust me. There's no need to worry about that. They had the meetings where everybody was told their bonuses and Sass was told he owes money. I actually didn't get a bonus. Did you guys get bonuses yet? Oh, cool.

Let's go to you. Yeah, I didn't think anyone from content did. All right, but I don't want one. I'm not giving my bonus back. Yeah, I don't want one either. I'm giving my bonus back this year. I was going to donate mine. Oh, yeah.

To anybody that buys a brick watch. I was going to buy an ad on openfortune.com. Yeah. Well, once it reaches 130 million people. I look at mine and say, say guys i don't need the 500 thank you i know i worked all year for this but i don't need 500 i want you guys to give this someone else give it to brianna give it to brianna she worked her ass off this year she fucking busted her ass i did nothing in comparison now and let's keep it a fucking bean let's keep it a

fucking b let's keep it a bean dude i got in a car accident today oh shit really i was in the uber and the and the dude crashed holy shit during our meeting uh no it was right after the meeting i hopped on a phone call right afterwards and uh it was a bad crash you weren't in a good place prior to the to the crash yeah You seemed flustered. I was flustered. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is going on? God's striking you down.

It was. There was the guy we got off and we were driving into Manhattan and he was like he was

like pulling off to an off ramp on the right. What did he look like? It looked like one of the characters from the Godzilla movie. Okay.

What did he sound like? One of the townspeople. Because that's going to help me. He sounded like one of the characters from the Godzilla movie. Okay. What did he sound like? One of the townspeople? Because that's going to help me. He sounded like one of the guys from the Godzilla movie. I need to know what he sounded like. Remember Stephen Chay's impression of the guy who said Godzilla? That's what he sounded like. Yeah.

He sounded like that guy. Got it. All right. Are you getting a picture in your mind of what he looks like based off what he- Kind of. I'm imagining like he's, so he's white. Maybe he looks a little bit like Francis. He's a white Hollywood actor.

I think Mook was maybe your driver. It was Mook. It was the legend. It was Mook getting in the backseat of his own Uber. That's got to be the next one. When I get into the backseat of my own Uber in the space, when the space time continuum breaks after eight Bud Lights. His name was probably like mook hamid he said it was probably his name no i got it he was asian he was asian i was gonna say i thought he was asian he was a different type i don't know any asian names mook mook is a good

asian name actually yeah like a mukbang yeah mookbang that's good but so so i was pulling off and he just slammed into the wall and like greened around to the left and he just like didn't turn the car at all he just like almost as if it was on purpose drove the car straight into the wall that's crazy did you get out no i was on the phone and i just i like burst out laughing i just started his airbags go off uh no the airbags didn't go off but like he had to like get out of the car and like assess the situation i just stayed on the phone what kind of car was it uh ford fusion for which to their testament they're built like a fucking tank very resilient yeah you can knock them up here and there I saw it coming

from so far away though like he made no attempts to turn like he like realized something was up like kind of looked around and like the entire time we're just getting closer

and closer that's hilarious and he didn't turn like you could see the confusion on his face like it should have been like like it was too

it was too sharp of a turn yeah he was like no it was too sharp of a turn but he was like no it was too sharp of a turn but yeah what did you rate him i told him i was gonna tip him even better because because he got into the accident but then i got out and it like his shit wasn't busted up that bad i'm like man you still have to go you still have to go three or less so you don't get him again no i

want to give him five stars i don't want to be the reason he blew his shit. I'm not trying to be like the- He just ran into the wall. So he's having a hard enough day. I'm not trying to fucking shit on this guy while he can't even control his car. That's great. If he got rear-ended, it would be one thing. Wait, so you guys just kept driving?

He got out of the car, reversed it out of the crash, and then just left. And then just left? That's wild. I assume that when you crash an Uber, they just go, you got to get out. Yeah, you got to take a different drive. No, you just-. That's wild. I assume that when you crash in Uber, they just, you gotta get out. You gotta take a different drive. No, you're just, get a different ride. Like once he saw me laugh

and he was just like, he like kind of laughed. He's like, oh, like I don't know what to do. That sucks, dude. It was so, what was the mood in the car

for the rest of the ride? I mean, I was on the phone being like, yeah, I just fucking crashed this car. I was on the phone. I was talking to Caleb. He was like,

I heard the, I heard the crash. That's crazy. I heard the shit go off. That's a hot start to the morning. It was a preposterous start to the morning. I mean, it was midday. I'd done a bunch of shit beforehand. Oh, yeah.

But it was a hot start. What time did you get in? Like 12. But I had a Philly meeting, Pat Bev meeting. Yeah, don't get on his ass about his ass. I'm curious. I just didn't know why he wasn't in the office before noon. You weren't either.

Where were you at? Yeah, I was. I was here at 8 a.m. You've never seen the morning of this office, dude. You don't know what it looks like. You know it's a different color scheme in the morning. I was the first person here. You know there's a whole different set of people that work their early shift here.

A whole different content crew rolls in they punch out halfway through the day yeah dion pat bev yeah that's when fucking caleb and riggs are in here and riggs all the heavy hitters yeah cooper just for the merch cooper for the merch yeah she's still cooking merch she's still she's still out. Yeah. And bonjour to Amigas. The Amigas. Amigas. Bonjour, Amigas. That's a girl. That's a girlfriend.

Yeah. Well, Novi is a girlfriend, but Amiga is a girlfriend. What the hell have you been doing, Sass? What did you do all weekend, bro? I told you. I played video games legitimately the entire weekend. The entire weekend. How are you going to build up your comedy set when you need to live, bro? Louis said he

takes a whole year off just to get lived experiences, so he has shit for his fucking... What about Plano? What about Plano? We heard it was great. Yeah, that was like a month ago. Oh, fuck. Yeah, Plano was great. Sass's next hours is going to be like

Warzone jokes. No, I got a bunch of new shit. Air i mean i i just didn't have anything this weekend and i was like i want to take it easy i'm gonna play some video games that's good chill that's good but then you over video gamed yourself i did yeah you need to get out of the vg a little bit yeah out of the virtual world you truly did nothing else no legitimately i didn't leave my apartment from Thursday night until Sunday. Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. I left my room only to go to the bathroom. No way.

And pick up my Uber Eats at the front door. How many times a day did you order Uber Eats? Probably just twice. So, seven orders at least. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Without going outside? Even to like throw out the trash? No, never went outside. Never even went throw out the trash? No, never went outside. Never even went outside in your hallway of your apartment?

No. God damn. Jesus Christ. That bums me out a little bit. Dude, new world. It's a new world, Ron. It shouldn't bum you out, dude. It was an amazing weekend.

We were coming up St. Joe's Prep. Come on, man. It was an amazing weekend. It was an amazing weekend. Dude, I'm not going to be able to play for a while. I got to go to fucking, going to Boston on Thursday. Bro, we were partying, doing community service, outreach. I guess I just don't feel,

I don't have like the itch to party that you guys did. We were working at soup kitchens too. We were working at soup kitchens. What about your itch to do community service? Nobody talks about that anymore. Hell, I don't have the itch to like fill my body with toxic substances.

We were painting over the rectories of like abandoned churches. Yeah, we did that, bro. That sucks. I'm sorry for you. No, it doesn't. It was fucking terrible. It was community building. I got to play Warzone for 15 hours. I was fulfilling. You ever grind for three

hours just to get one win? Bro, you ever do charity? You ever be a man for others one time in your life? Yeah, yesterday I was walking to work and a homeless guy stopped me and said, Hey, I need cash. And I said, Oh,

don't have any cash. Sorry, man. And then he said, what about this ATM over here? And I said, don't have an ATM card. And then I went back to my apartment,

got cash, brought him cash. No way. Yeah. That's called how much? 20 bucks. And he only asked for five. They're asking for five nowadays.

Yeah. Yeah. They're getting cocky. They're getting a little cocky. You give them a dollar and they get legitimately angry. Like, I don't even want that. There was a dude that was like, yeah, this dude needs something. So I gave him two bucks.

He didn't say a word. I didn't know that five bucks was... Because it's not enough. Yeah, he was like, what the fuck am I going to do with this? I can't buy a soda with two. No, they do not fuck with like one. They don't want singles. They want 20s and up. how did what was it about him like sparkle in his eye

he had a sparkle in his eye i saw potential so why don't you come to boston with me what did he look like what did he sound like that's your manager now yeah that's blindside yeah i was like fuck dude my manager i don't have any cash but take 10 of my future i don't have any money on me but i'll pay you in perpetuity no yeah he was a good guy you know it was actually annoying because i like went i was like stay here i'll go get money when god it was right outside of my apartment i went upstairs got money came back down gave it to him he just took it and walked away no like thank you or anything i was like dude i just fucking walked up my five floor i actually came out of my room today yeah kidding me you know i haven't been i was the only one that did that today yeah mr beast didn't do any shit like that mr beast would never do some shit like

what's mr beast doing now curing blindness yeah and people are pissed he's gonna call the pedophile because he got cleared people's blindness why he's like i don't know he's gonna call the pedophile because he got cleared people's blindness why there's like i don't know he's just like something about him just i think he's i think he's something like you need to keep an eye out on and now everyone thinks he's a pedophile people are so fucking weird bro people are so crazy and and it's the weirdest people that are just crushing him for it dude i really don't care if somebody like i don't care what kind of content somebody else makes and it's probably good if they're giving away money and i don't give a fuck if they film it i really don't care no even if it is self-serving it's like all right it's duly

serving you know what i mean it's like all the people are really able to see now i think so i think it happened here it's these are curable blindness so they're probably just people who have thick glasses he's probably just getting LASIK for life. He's getting LASIK. Middle-aged moms. What was it? Did you guys watch the video? I don't know.

Just wait till like the end. What was it? It's like a 10 minute surgery for people that like aren't fully blind. Essentially. It's like a quick fix. The thumbnail was funny. So it was just him with like a bunch of, yeah. That was really weird.

The thumbnail was weird as shit. Just him surrounded by like a bunch of, yeah. That was really weird. The thumbnail was weird as shit, yeah. Just him surrounded by like a bunch of blind people. It's just crazy because he's, it seems like he's doing. Must have been tough to get that group picture together. No, over here. We're looking over here. Follow the sound.

Beast is hiring right now. I got a LinkedIn from his, somebody from his team. Oh no, bro. First we lose Owen lose Owen. Sorry broskies. We're about to lose Mike. We're about to lose Mike to Beast. Shout out Chandler Hollow bro his boy that he does all the stuff with. I don't know who that is. You don't? No. You don't watch Mr. Beast videos? No. Come on bro.

I've actually never. I used to watch them when he would be like we're going to take a thousand gumballs and put them in this room and everyone was like holy fuck. I mean that's a lot of gumballs. This is genius this room and everyone was like holy fuck i mean that's a lot of gum this is genius how did he think of this yeah that was like the extent of his early youtube career it's just crazy how no matter what like even if you do good people will turn on you oh yeah they turned on joel osteen the pastor you know what i'm talking about no not at all he's this

pastor who's like he actually i think he's a bad guy. He like wouldn't let people into Katrina. He had like mega churches in New Orleans. Yeah. And during like, I don't know if it was Katrina or like maybe Hurricane Harvey. It was in Texas or something like that. He wouldn't let people into his mega churches or something. What is a mega church?

Sounds crazy. You don't know a mega church? No, it's just a big ass church. If you would ever leave your fucking room. You've got to get to mega church, bro. it's just a big ass church if you would ever leave your fucking room you gotta get to mega church bro it's just a big church how hard is that what do they look like though do they have like enormous in them and stuff it's like a club that's crazy aren't all churches mega churches churches are big mega no mega churches are different it's like a super wawa holy shit so it's like an arena it's like a stadium there are these fucking

massive, like he could have easily saved all of Houston, Texas in his mega church. This is going to be you one day, Sass. That's wild. Isn't that a big deal? Do you think priests get fired up about that? It's his own religion. They're like pastors.

They're not like priests. They're like pastors who are like... Do you have to buy tickets? Yes, and they're like pastors. They're not like priests. They're like pastors who are like... Do you have to buy tickets? Yes. And they get donations, and they're printing money. These guys are rock stars. Like Creflo Dollar, like Joel Osteen. How's that show?

Televangelists. Righteous Gemstones. Righteous Gemstones do that shit. Joey Clem's going to be on Righteous Gemstones this coming season. Who's Joey Clem? Oh, I know Joey Clem. My bad. Shouts to Joey Clem.

I don't think I've ever heard his last name in a while. That's how we call him, is Clem. You're about to see him on the big screen now. All I hear is Joey. No, but he actually told a great story. He's going to be all over the one episode. He's the store clerk.

That's crazy. He showed up up for the audition it was all mexican guys and him and the casting director went right over to him was like actually you you come up here put him right right behind the counter like we have quotas no i like him i think he has like a line. Like, it was pretty funny. That's awesome. He has to be ripping a cig. That's his bitch. Oh, dude, it's going to be really funny. That's so sick, dude. Man, he got on HBO before you did?

You've got to be salty. I'll probably never be on HBO. Don't say that, Seth. You'll probably be on HBO within five years. What would I be on HBO for? Real sex. Real sex, yeah. Real sex with Brian Gumbel.

It's just Brian Gumbel. It's just Brian Gumbel fucking everything. I'm Brian Gumbel and this is my dick. You know who Brian Gumbel is? Yeah. Fucking love Brian Gumbel. What's his brother's name? Brett. Oh, as close as Greg.

Greg, that's what it was. Greg Gumbel. Yeah. He used to call him Gigi it was. Greg Gumbel. GG. Just call him GG. GG. Like GG Allen. GG 33. Greg Gumbel is a funny ass name, bro.

Get a name. Any word that ends in L-E. Gumbel's a hilarious last name. Yeah, Gumbel. Like if Sass's last name was Gumbel, it would be, you'd be set. Sass Gumbel? Sassy Gumbel? Yeah.

That'd be a good name. Well, that beats Bontor Amigo. Gumbel? sassy gumball yeah that'd be a good name well that'd be your amigo gumball gum sassy gumball no but nothing beats bonjour what's up with those socks sass these are me undies socks bro oh yeah shouts to the sponsor previous proud sponsor of the podcast shouts to the sponsor yes yes not current sponsor but i think that's just because there's people sell less underwear during pandemics or recessions or whatever. Whatever the fuck we're going through.

Whatever bullshit we're going through. It's just a little splash of color. Is this the 100th episode? Next week? We should play Monopoly for the 100th episode. You want to? Yeah, that'd be fun. A whole game? Yeah. I'd be so down. Let's do that. I don't think that would work.

Why? People want to listen to us play Monopoly. You suggested it, so. I was just looking at this table, and I'm like, this is a good Monopoly table. Yeah, it is. No, I think we could bullshit, and especially it would encourage people to watch. Let's play Monopoly for the 100th episode. All right.

Well, when are we doing that? Tomorrow? Loser has four hours. Monopoly games? Yeah. Yeah, take a long time. What's the 100th episode? That are we doing that tomorrow? Monopoly games? It'll take a long time. We'll speed run it. We could have a rotating cast of guests. When are we recording with that?

Tomorrow? When are you leaving? I leave Thursday morning. For where? Boston. What? When are you leaving? The boys are going back to the bean. What? Yeah. I was that week. When are you leaving? The boys are going back to the bean.

Sorry, bro. What? Have fun on your little Phoenix trip, though. No. We're coming to Boston with tomatoes, brother. We're coming through, brother. Yeah. Are you going back to that club?

Laugh Boston? Yeah, except I'm... You bringing a check? You bringing a blank check? We're bringing rocks this time, brother. Holy shit. No way. Yo, if you're going to Sass's show, definitely bring some tomatoes.

Please bring tomatoes and drop a bonjour amigo. Drop a bonjour amigo, but spell it funny. No, but really actually do not bring tomatoes. But do. Yeah, definitely do. And spell it funny with some capitalized letters and some lowercase letters. We need to get some bonjour amigo designs, bro. We do. I thought we already had them made.

Or stickers. Phone cases, maybe? Shoes. Oversized phone cases. I like shoes. Yeah, that'll be good. Novelty Italian leather shoes. Some mid-height boots. We gotta get some... Oh, you know what we should do?

You know like the Lucky Brand jeans for the underwear and you open it up and it says like Lucky You? Ours will be like boxers and when you pull your pants down it says Bonjoramigo. That would be fire. That would fly off the shelves. Is it MeUndies?

One squirrel running up to one leg with a nut and then it's running down the other leg with the other nut. Something like that. I'm spitballing. I'm just kind of spitballing. We're kind of just building on each other leg with the other nut. I like that a lot. Something like that. It's a good idea. I don't know. Something like that along those lines. I'm spitballing. I'm spitballing too. I'm just kind of spitballing. We're kind of just building on each other's spit.

Yeah. Let's get this fucking spit cracking, bro. Let's get this fucking shit going, bro. Yeah. Let's fucking crack off with this fucking merch, dude. February's our month, bro. February is our month. February is our month.

February is our month. No, it's definitely not our month. You guys have been cranking we actually shouldn't even put out an episode no we gotta take back february bro we gotta sit our asses down and listen for once it's like taking back sunday but we're taking back february bro no way yes bro take i'm out on that back why i'm all about giving in February. Yes. Yes. Let's give. I'm all about checking my privilege. Yeah.

You've given 20. What? You've given five, actually. No, I've given 20. 20. I heard California is going to give them all 20. They're going to do reparations in California. Really?

It's kind of dope. That is dope. Yeah, they got a good thing going on over there. It's good. It's a good state. Yeah, we got to get back out there. Yeah. There's something. It's a good state. Yeah, we got to get back out there. Yeah. There's something about the way that they- I'm going to California in March.

Fuck yeah, brother. Going to San Francisco. Cobbs. Me and Francis are co-headlining there. Tickets are on sale now. Co-headlining is a funny phrase because someone's got to go last. Going last is better. Correct.

That's what I mean. Closing. That's what I mean closing that's what I mean you swap okay so it's a co-headline oh okay I got it why aren't you saying that

you should have said it was co-headline I did say co-headline run back the tape and then we're gonna both go up after and just kinda shoot the shit on stage

little bumping mics little bumping mics that'll be cool little bumping mics sure I remember we used to do that yeah it's gonna be a good time That'd be cool. Little Bobby Mike, sure. I remember we used to do that.

Yeah, it's going to be a good time. Boston's going to be fun, too. Boston will be fun. I have been sensing the tension. Yeah, bro. Just around the office watching you guys. I literally asked Sass about that when you left the office or left the studio before. What did he say?

I just think that there's something there. I know. He said, what do you write? He said, is there tension between you and Roan and i said what no that's how he said pretty that's not what roan said no i didn't say that yeah he did he did most because you don't trust me why would i not trust you i don't know that's what i'm trying to figure out did you where did you guys go on after the case race you go back to your apartment yeah i invited you like a million times. I know. It was the best decision I ever made not going. I got home and passed

out instantly. I was like, come. What was that like? You guys stood there for like five minutes and everyone went home? Or did you guys chill? No, it was just... You guys raged? We didn't rage, but we like fired up a bunch of YouTube videos and shit. Oh, shit. It was that type of kickback. Who's calling you?

Take it. It's probably important. It's Pretty. It's probably more important than anything we're doing. Oh, shit. Pretty Wap? Sorry, bro. 1738. I said, hey, what's up? Hello. Good song. Good song. Fun song.

I think he's going to do a lot of time for selling drugs, Fetty Wap is. Yeah, isn't Fetty Wap in prison? I think he is. You see that video of Young Th selling drugs. Fetty Wap is. Yeah. Isn't Fetty Wap in prison? I think he is. You see that video of Young Thug trying to buy like the Percocet in court? Yeah. Yeah. And they busted him quick.

I mean, that's just another charge. The next day, his face planted down. Yeah. Let my man have a fucking urky, bro. I know. Let my man get a fucking 30 one time. I know. Court probably would have been fun as hell for him

if he was off that he was off the perks what did they call him what was like the name they gave him for like if they like they like referred to him as something king slime king slime we got the king yeah oh they said it in court going to jail for life oh yeah he's fucked that's crazy he's fucked yeah he's in big trouble Everybody else in YSL Is getting out of jail For a reason Because they're all

Ratting him out They just want thug Yeah Which is mean It's not cool That's kind of mean Of them to kind of Single him out

It's rude If it was a Rico enterprise All of his boys Are ratting him out They should all Wear that together And it was funny How all of the hip hop

Community acted About Tekashi 6ix9ine when he was mentioned. Right. Well, Tekashi 6ix9ine was a little different. Well. He was a pedophile. Was he? Wasn't he like fucking kids?

I think you're thinking of Mr. Beast. No, that was Mr. Beast. Wasn't Tekashi 6ix9ine in prison for like- No, Tekashi 6ix9ine was fixing people's blindness. That's why he was in? Oh, shit. Tekashi 6ix9ine No, Tekashi69 was fixing people's blindness. That's why he was in? Oh, shit. Tekashi69 was doing elective color blindness surgeries for people.

So they could appreciate his hair. Dude, that picture of like the Tate brothers and like Steve will do it and Tekashi69 and they're like, cancelled. They posted that thinking that was going to be like the coolest thing anyone's ever seen. They definitely all made more money after they got cancelled.

Yeah, well, the Tate boys are in prison. Free Tate. Free Tate. I heard they're snitching on each other. Probably, yeah. I heard they're linked in with King Slime trying to fucking dig him a grave. It's just bullshit, bro.

I don't like how... I think they should just let him go and just free him. No, no. Well, no, 6'9". Slime? And slime. Who's slime?

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Meek got out. Meek had a bus actually going around, you know, City Hall. Because it said free him? Yeah. Just put in the bus. Yeah. That's how it worked. We freed Earl.

Except Earl was in like a boarding school. Earl was in class. He was like 15. There were like candlelit vigils because a 15 year old was going to school they sent him to boarding school

in like Hawaii or something it was some island my boy's on the fucking island in class I was a big free earl guy were you? free earl

I was like 5 years late to it who were you saying it to? myself I would just whisper it to myself at night. Just like the clanking of dinner plates. Yeah. Free Earl.

What'd you say, son? Bonjour, amigo. Kodak and Wayne. They got out. They got the free. ASAP Rocky. Oh, yeah. Didn't Trump free ASAP Rocky? Yeah, it's his boy

where was he he was in a different country wasn't he Sweden or some shit Sweden yeah where did he did he do something fucked up

I think he fought somebody came at him security guy right yeah some dude came at him and then he got slapped and then he had weed on him

that's crazy he was in jail for just fighting a white dude BG Scandinavia Freddie Griner had the whole NBA. Yeah, BG, bro.

I don't think there's a lot of people that were like, keep her in. There's a lot of dudes. It was definitely all just middle school boys. And NBA players. Being like, she needs to pay for what she's done. There's like a shit ton of people.

It's like, well, it's against the law. She shouldn't have brought a weed pen to Russia. You know the law. You do the crime, you do the time. There's so many people like that. Even when they freed her, people were like, Oh, that's when it got worse. Yeah.

It's more okay for it to get worse then. You can get your takes off when she gets out of the bad situation. But keep them in. She's in prison in Russia. Right, right, right. Yeah. But here you are making fun of fucking slime.

Well, he's in prison in the United States. I'm not making fun of slime. You're like, did you see him buy the purse or something? I'm yelling free slime until it's backwards. You screaming it? Yeah. From the bottom of your lungs? Yeah.

Top of your voice? Yeah. From the rooftops? Yeah, that is crazy that he's going to go to jail for life, though. That stinks. I feel like that hasn't happened to any rappers in a while. That's totally crazy. I mean, how long was Meek Mill in jail for?

And Gucci Mane was in jail for a while. Half his life, almost. Yeah. Yeah, 20 toes down. 20 toes down, I remember. And how long? Gucci Mane was in jail For a long time Like 10 years

He put on He went on Went to jail He went in fat as shit Got out of jail He came out jacked Put on Future Thug Then went back to jail

For like 10 more years And then Future Thug became huge Fat Gucci's so much better though No way dude Gucci's album When he first got out of prison Was so good What was it called

Walktober That album was fucking good I don't know man It was fucking dope bro What was it called? Walktober? That album was fucking good. I don't know. It was fucking dope, bro. Send this to Gucci, bro. Hi, my name is Gucci, man. I'm addicted to everything. Spit.

Cash, money, something, something. Yeah, bro. We need ampromethazine. And Money Machine. Money Machine came out right after He got out of prison You know that one? You know the

Probably not The most random rap songs It's hilarious That was like When Gucci Mane got out He put out that album And it was amazing True

His Christmas album? Yeah, Christmas album Yeah, the Christmas album Fantastic Yeah, I love that album Damn, bro You're thorough as hell Well, I was a big

I was a big Oh I was a big... Oh, no. I think... Is Woptober... Is that Gucci Mane? Or is that... What's his name? Is that Chief Keef's producer?

You know, I think it may have been... No, I think it's Gucci. Yeah, it's Gucci. Who's Chief Keef's producer? Oh, yeah. Young Chop. Chop. Oh, it was Chop.

Chop. Chop. What is going on right now you're literally like a bob dylan fan dude what are you talking about nobody knows like random man there's like 15 rap songs really into those rappers it's i love it chop chopped over dude a little drill music like a new beat were you drum music guy i was a big drill guy yeah i could see that but i also i watched that like vice made those documentaries they made one about chief keith yeah and like all of chicago and then they made one about uh atlanta and all of like gucci like gucci main love gucci

main main and it was that, it was this like white dude who, who filmed all the documentaries and he'd be in like the most dangerous parts of Atlanta. And he'd be like, so Gucci, Maine allegedly murdered a stripper here. And then he, they'd like hand him a joint and he'd be like,

that's how he would smoke it. He'd smoke it upside down. French style. Yeah. It was hilarious. That guy was awesome. I wonder what he's up to now. Dude,

I'd be pretty scared if I was a cameraman and somebody pointed a gun at the camera. Oh yeah. And you know, they're loaded. Yeah. Yeah. So they're not practicing gun safety out there. Well,

they haven't had the proper safety off as soon as they get the gun. Who's they? What do you mean? Who's they? What do you mean? Oh my God do you mean oh my god i mean the people who buy february bro it's not february yet i'm saying this on january 29th oh so that's okay so it's cool then i think you're kicking it off hi my name is gucci man gucci you are addicted to everything. What do you got, brother?

What you got, boy? Just making sure we're all squared away. Is that your manager? Yeah. Let's go. What's his name? Just making sure we're all squared away. How come Mike didn't get a look for manager?

He didn't tell me he wanted the job. Did that guy tell you he wanted the job? Yes, directly. I didn't know you were looking, though. Where at? He directly came to me and said, I want the he said i want to be your manager yes i want to be your manager place i didn't tell gonna lie um what is uh i was ron's manager for a bit i know i heard i have experience i know he got he put me in touch with you i watched last night eight mile you know drizzy no No, you didn't. Yeah. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Why was that relevant? Rap battles. What was your best part of it? Your future. In 8 Mile. Yeah. He got me on the radio station. What was the best part of 8 Mile? The end, obviously. It's a pretty tragic movie up until the end. I thought it was

pretty sweet up until the end. It shows you it's all about the path yeah i know that's why the end is the best yeah the way that it's shot is pretty cool yeah i like when he fucks up papa doc yeah your real name his real name's clarence and clarence parents had a real good marriage how did i know that was going to be your favorite part because what's your favorite part when he's getting his head kicked in when his little sister's scream crying in the background and the mom is passed out drunk makes you feel something brother i would hope the ending is everyone's favorite part i like the part in the parking lot where they're like 10 freaky girls oh yeah but then papa doc shows up and ruins the whole fucking thing it's free world and then the way he pulls him down and like that part was

awesome that would have hurt a lot I feel like that would have hurt that's how whatever I always think that yeah it's like man that would have hurt it's quick thinking too yeah do you think it's true that Eminem have friends that have guns oh he had one friend Cheddar Bob had a gun but in real life yes you think that's all true

yeah really yes no way you don't think you don't think you don't think you had any friends that had guns i don't know i don't know i'm saying what kind of what kind of friendships did he have a proof they're d12 man yeah d12 bro come on now they had they had guns what makes them have guns what makes them gun guys i don't know i'm just curious there was guns in the movie i assumed they had guns one of the them have guns? What makes them gun guys? I don't know. I'm just curious. There was guns in the movie. I assumed they had guns. One of the autistic accounts that I follow.

That would be a weird thing to just sprinkle in. One of the autistic Twitter accounts that I follow, they're like, they claimed Eminem this week. They're like, you know that Eminem is- Oh, I saw that, dude. Did you? But the video wasn't playing. I didn't even see that there was a video. It said that the video got removed.

Wait, what was it? They claimed him? They claimed him as an autist? Yes. video wasn't uh playing i didn't even it said that the video got removed but they were like they claimed him as an autist yes and they were like it's great it's crazy people don't know this that eminem's actually autistic and someone was like is there a source for this like can you back this up is this actually true and they were just like yes yes it is actually true but they didn't give a source or back it up but they're just like yeah no he's definitely autistic i mean they're like a lot of people who rhyme are autistic i think i think anyone that's super good at something like that that everyone thinks that they're autistic and they sometimes are yeah everyone says bob dylan's autistic and he definitely is but the community just fucking they try and claim people up like

it's how like like spanish people are like yeah christopher columbus was spanish or like how every nationality wants to claim you don't want i don't think you'd want Christopher Columbus on your side. Well, back in the day, everybody did. Eminem's a good one. Eminem's a good one to have on your team. Back in the day, everybody like- Better than Christopher Columbus? Yeah.

Let's see who's around a decade from now, brother. Let's see who they're still talking about in 300 years. Dude, they're slowly trying to phase Christopher Columbus out of history. Yeah, that's true. They're replacing all the Christopher Columbus columbus middle schools as marshall mathers middle yeah we like the statues of christopher columbus are just fucking we will i remember one time when i was in fourth grade we had a teacher and like on columbus day we like went in and she like told us what actually happened with columbus and she was like crying and i was like and then i found out she was pregnant like a week later

and i was like that feels like that we found out she was pregnant like a week later and i was like that feels like that was not something that was supposed to be happening just bawling her eyes out being like he shouldn't have done this and everyone was like what the fuck is going on yeah did she have a hand in it i don't know was she there too this day is just like we just thought that was a day that we got off of school right like six years old yeah all all school holidays are like no one gives a fuck about the reason why it's not like you observe lincoln's like birthday like that on president's day my dad used to try and like or like maybe once he did that he tried to like force us to i think it was like veterans

day and he tried to like explain to us like what the day meant and i remember i was just like playing basketball in our driveway and i was like please stop talking dad's love to do that yeah dad's love to be like you know martin luther king actually went through a lot yeah martin luther king actually had a pretty rough man you might be enjoying your little school holiday yeah yeah watching basketball it's usually he just had a bad day at work and he decides he's gonna go rant about some shit he does not care about at all yeah because dudes just think they're being you don't even appreciate veterans day do you i do look at this fucking flag on this hat yeah he works in insurance you don't know how good you've got it lucky fucking bastard i wish i had it as good as you should have seen me growing up

yeah like the same lifestyle as me. Yeah. More freedom probably. They're taking away our freedom. They are. Parents are. Yeah. It's fucking bullshit. It's time for the teens to rebel.

Parents just don't understand. We should get a teen army like Tate has. Tate's got a strong teen army. Tate's got the boys on lock. Yeah. If Tate was a country, he could like easily have kids enlist for his army like Germany in like 1915. Yeah. I just watched that movie All Quiet on the Western Front.

Oh, I've heard it's super good. It's very good. Yeah, that's nominated for a bunch of Oscars. It's like 1917 too though. You know why you didn't like it? No, it's just this. It's like about trench warfare. Yeah.

Did you like 1917? I loved it. Yeah, I thought that was a good movie i never re-watched it i re-watched it a couple times i thought it was awesome yeah i thought it was super good but 1917 made me cry this one didn't make me cry you made 1917 made you cry when he was holding his boy and they were fucking dying and he was trying to tell him that it was going to be okay yeah dude i fucking cried but i almost cried watching 8 Mile. What about the rap scene at the end of 1917? 8 Mile is a depressing movie. Except Eminem, a little bit of a hothead.

What do you mean? He's beating the fuck out of everyone the whole movie. No, he's not. He's getting beat up. Well, he gets beat up, he fights, but he's always getting into fights. Yeah, because he's going through it. True. Don't ever try to judge me dude it's like him playing warzone just beating the shit out of people yeah he you have a different outlet if he had fucking call of duty yeah if i got fucked up by the free world i would go home and i would go like 47 and 3 on team Deathmatch. Close the game out with a nuke.

I am white. I am a fucking mom. Yeah. I do live in a trailer with my mom. The Free World boys were no good, though. They were, I mean, he lost to Lotto. That's known. In real life?

No, like in the movie, like Lotto had better verses. Are you kidding me? One pock, two pock, three pock, none. What, bro? What's he even saying? That part was amazing. What does that mean?

Dude, are you crazy? That was like the best verse ever. He murdered all of them. No. Lotto sucked. No, he didn't. Yeah. The first guy was worse than Lotto.

I forget what the first guy's name was. Is that Wickity Splickity? What was his name? It was Lick's name was is that wickedy splickety what was his name it was lickety split is that lickety split they did a good ass job of finding uh lickety split was terrible names of battle rappers yeah no but lotto lotto was in his ass lotto did have better bars than lickety split but eminem was or b rabbit sorry b rabbit was way better than Lotto. The only good line was, tank top screaming Lotto, I don't care. Yeah, dude. What do you mean?

That line alone defeats everything that he said. That was pre-written though. That wasn't. That was all off the top. In battle raps, that's what the dudes used to do. Like when someone was like, when everyone's freestyling and someone starts hitting something really clean, people would look to the audience be like

pre-written he wrote this he's not it's not freestyle yeah like it had to suck at a certain level for it to be freestyle

do you think your next battle is gonna be your last battle I don't know I don't think about it like that you're gonna go fuck yeah bro are you actually gonna go

yeah you just asked we're going out yeah I know I'm still trying to figure out if I can go or not I really want to go you're gonna go fuck yeah bro are you actually gonna go yeah you just asked we're going out yeah I know I'm still trying to figure out if I can go or not I really want to go you're gonna go

yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna go out me and T-Dog me and the god the stool and stars I'm gonna go I'll go we're heading out

yo we're bringing a whole crew I wanna go really bad Spud, Walsh Frames, Witch who else is battling any other big names Hollow to Dawn against Sharon

Sharon's gonna be there am I gonna have to hold you back like no not now Who else is battling in it? Any other big names? Hollow to Don against Sharon. Sharon's going to be there. Am I going to have to hold you back? You're like, no, not now. Sharon's the bro. You can take him after this. Sharon's the bro. Sharon's the homie. You got to come up with a couple bars for everyone that's going to be battling

in case something funky happens. Just got to keep a couple on ice. But Sharon's a great freestyler though chiron and hollow are great freestylers they're like i'm i'm good at freestyling they're great freestylers damn chiron crushed the nicest i thought i thought he ripped it yeah he was great that was yeah that was huge that was hilarious that was just great physicality that's the way to use battle rap as a medium. But then they're they're going to announce

a bunch more. Those are the only two that are out. Me and Dumbfounded and Hollow and Sharon. Is it going to be like a multiple day thing? Two days.

I'm definitely going to go. It's the 24th? Or 25th and 26th or some shit. 25th, 26th. We can make that happen. Let's go. I've never been to the 6th.

Neither have I. I'm going to be there in March though. You think never been to the 6th. Neither have I. 6, 6, 6. I'm going to be there in March, though. You think the boy is going to come out? I doubt it. There is? He might roll by. He's going to come.

I'm in your city. I doubt he comes out. Riding through the 6th. You don't think? With his woes. I could see him coming out. Why would he come out for that? Why wouldn't he?

Because, bro, he would come out to see Pat Stay. Pat Stay is the one we're seeing, bro. Yeah, but then he likes Pat. He liked Pat Stay, so why wouldn't he? Because, bro, he would come out to see Pat's day. Pat's day is the one we're seeing, bro. Yeah, but then he likes Pat. He liked Pat's day, so why wouldn't he come out and see him? Both.

Or come out and pay his respects. Maybe he doesn't know about it yet. Drop his line. Shouts to Pat. You should clip this and tag him in it. Like, a lot. Let's post this clip

every single day until he sees it. No. Until he's forced to see it. You could just, you just gotta say something really nice about him. Yeah. Start now. Start now.

I love Drake. I love Drizzy. I love Aubrey. I've always loved Drake. It's so crazy how underrated of an actor he is. That's crazy. I did SNL and I was like, wow, this guy's got great comedic chops. I mean, his comedic timing is fantastic.

It's so underrated, bro. It's so underrated. What he did at Espy's that one time was fantastic. Yeah, I remember when Aubrey came out with that new album. And I hit him up and I said, Aubrey, this shit is next level. I was like, now this is the ticket. What's crazy is he could be the best actor of our time if he wanted to be. He'd have to pass out Eminem first.

Beat Rabbit. Yeah, he could also be president, too, of Canada. Prime minister. Prime rapid. Yeah. He could also be president too of Canada. Prime minister. Prime minister. Yeah. Yeah. Remember that one time that we were telling

the story about when Drake first posted you to Sass and it was in 2016 and Sass asked if Drake was famous then. Yeah. That was funny.

He said, geez, 2016. Was Drake even famous then. Yeah, that was. So, geez, 2016, was Drake even famous? He was in high school like the rest of us. I don't even know why I said that, because I was listening. I used to listen to Drake when I was in like second grade. He was like the most famous rapper for my entire life. Yeah, I was like, well, he was famous five years ago. It's a funny ass thing to ask, bro. Damn, that's probably awesome.

Shouts to Drizzy, dude. Shit, man. You never know, like Drake said, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like he said in that one fucking song. Yep. Mike came with me to the first rap battle that I went to.

It was called Scribble Jam. Yeah, now I've seen it. Yeah. You saw Scribble Jam? I've seen all of your battles. No, you see i went to this it was oh i don't know if i saw scribble scribble was actual freestyle on beat so this was before it was acapella so it was do you ever wish it wasn't acapella or are you kind of like a fuck a beat i go acapella type guy no i'm uh i i used to love going i used to love being on beat because i think

i could ride a beat better than than a lot of battle rappers. Yeah, I think going on beat would be fun. Yeah. Going off of Wix beat? Yeah. Dude, go off some Wix beat. Or like a Joey Clement beat. Do you rap at all,

Seth? I spit. Yeah. You're in there. Nice. I dabble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing crazy.

I feel you. You don't wax at all or no? What? Have you been on a song? Couple. He was on a song with Benny the Butcher. Yeah, me and Benny the Butcher.

Oh, shit. That's right. Yeah, that's true. Every year. Bank of New York, I just made the call. Yeah. Bank of New York, I just made the call. They said I need to get my own safe involved.

And in my head, I was like, I am fucking killing this. Oh, you did, though. Yeah. I was like, I am fucking murdering right now. The whole, like, in the beginning of me knowing you that was just everything was everybody coming up to you asking why you weren't at the bank oh yeah that was crazy

yeah that went on for months yeah it did shouldn't you be at the bank shouldn't you be at the bank I didn't see you at the bank today and I'm like yeah yeah alright guys I hope you guys

have a good day that is how the interaction goes shake your head you actually feel like you have to stick around and talk to them for you know for sass people don't really say that anymore it'll be easier when people just yell out

bonjour amigo cause you can just say it back to them the first time that happens I guarantee it'll be way easier people don't really say that anymore it'll be easier when people just yell out bonjour amigo bonjour amigo's gonna be awesome cause you can just say it back to them yeah we gotta get that the first time that happens I guarantee I'm gonna be like what the fuck cause I'm not gonna remember

it's gonna be in two days in Boston yeah I'll probably get some heads out in Boston saying bonjour bonjour amigo little Boston accent bonjour bonjour amigo

yay bonjour amigo everybody in Boston loves Future. Isn't it true? Don't you feel that way? My theory about it is like, personally, I listen to him all the time, AU basketball.

It's a big AU circuit. Yeah. Like his 2016 run was all our high school. Coley loved him too. Hendrix? He was also doing AU. I thought you were talking about Eminem's guy. Or B-Rabbit's guy. Who? Future, the host of the battles. Yep. Hendrix? He was also doing AU. Yeah. I thought you were talking about like Eminem's guy or B-Rabbit's guy.

Who? Future, the host of the battles. Oh, Makai Fife? Yeah. No Makai Fife? Yeah.

I didn't know you guys were talking about Hendrix. Nah, he just always was playing in AU so he just had to listen to him. No, I used to love Future. Oh my God. What was that one album

with Perky's calling on it? Oh, Wicked? No, Purple Rain. purple rain is a good album why do you think so many more rappers have come out of philly than out of boston we have like comedians and actors and then yeah and sports media personalities yeah join like ryan rossillo and joiner lucas and joiner lucas was good as fuck i. Does he even make music anymore? Yeah, but he's not like huge. He was huge at one point. Sammy? No, not Sammy Adams.

Sammy Adams was good too. Dude, remember when I sent you that Joyner Lucas video and you were working at your old job and it was like the Joyner Lucas video where it starts off with like a white dude who I think is now winning. I'm not a racist. And that guy just won like an Academy Award or something.

Or he just won like an Emmy or something like that. He's like a famous actor, but he was in the Joyner Lucas video. And like I think in the first minute, he's like, he like says the end. Yeah. Yeah, I had it on my car. And you open it up at work. And he's wearing a Make America Great Again hat. Michael? And he said you slammed it up at work. And he's wearing a Make America Great Again hat. Michael?

And he said you slammed it shut real fast. Dude, people were like, when that came out, people were like, everyone was like, this is going to change the world. I remember kids in school being like, I showed this to my parents and they cried. His videos are sick. That shit was gay as fuck.

In hindsight, it definitely was. It's like a Tom McDonald video. That was like This is America, the Childish Gambino song. That song sucked. This is America was a good song.

That was fire. No, that song was ass. No, no, no. I'm not saying the lyrics. I'm saying like the beat and everything. Yeah, the beat. It was catchy.

As a song, it was like so much more catchy than like a Joyner Lucas song. I'm not a racist song dude people were like playing that like in the car yeah like what are you doing you can't throw that on and be like dude this shit this shit rips but like a it's like a it's like a conversation between like a racist white dude and a black guy just like how come white people always like smell bad yeah turn it up that's my favorite part yeah it's like some real sick

it's like driving home from work just like it's like cause you don't know what my grandmother and her grandparents went through like all that shit like why am I called a racist if I what the fuck are you talking about it was crazy when it came visually

it's like it was a crazy video it was a good video and at the time he was making these thought it was a good video but it was crazy when it came visually. It's like, it was a crazy video. It was a good video. And at the time he was making these thoughts. It was a good video, but it was also, we were, we were trapped in the moment. It was like the,

uh, the hobo Johnson times. Oh God. No, there was never, it was there ever actually a hobo Johnson time. Dude. I remember when that dude was coming out and people loves him.

Really? Yeah. People, all I know about hobo Johnson is his tiny desk thing and that must have destroyed his entire life. No, people loved that at first. Russ got it bad too.

Yeah. Because he wore that shirt. That was back when the underground rap scene was really pop and Pooja and Fat Nick and those guys. And Russ pulled up wearing that shirt that was like what did the shirt say it was something about like taking drugs or something

makes you a loser and like I was in like 8th grade and I was like dude Russ is a fucking loser it's like he doesn't know what the fuck we're going through you've never touched a drug in your life yeah is that how you got your start as a commenter I wasn't commenting.

I definitely tweeted about it a lot, though. You can probably dig up some old Russ tweets from me. I think people are back in on Russ. People love Russ. He's crushing TikTok, I think. Yeah, that was, what is it? How much Zans and lean do you have to do before you realize you're a fucking loser? It is kind of a cool shirt.

I would rock that. I like how you asked us what it said as kind of a cool shirt i would rock that i like how you asked us what it said as if we knew that shirt what does that shirt say you guys have never seen that really that oh that must have been a twitter thing because that was like a huge thing gotcha holy fuck fuck bro it's probably a little bit before my time yeah fuck and i was back with yeah that was when like lil pump and Smoke Purp were like huge and everyone was like, how dare you disrespect Pump? Dude,

the hip hop episode of Sass. We need a, like, super cut of the rappers that you've dropped this episode. The history of hip hop

being Sass. It kind of rocks. Sass to Pump. Sass to Pump. I mean, I still like rap, but I just don't listen to any of that shit anymore.

Right. Who's your top five? Top five, top five. I don't really listen to, like don't listen to any of that shit anymore. Right. Who's your top five? Top five. Top five. I don't really listen to like, I listened to a lot of. Who's your top five used to be? Uh, I mean, I've gone through so many phases. I went through a huge like Pouya and fat Nick and suicide boys phase, but that only lasted

a couple of months. And then eventually I was like, Oh yeah, I was like, this is a little weird that I'm into this. No, bro, kill the party that cringes. Yeah, and then Suicide Boys does have some good songs. I really liked, I mean, Mac Miller, Earl Sweatshirt, those are probably my two favorite

favorites. I like Drake a lot. Oh, 50 Cent. 50 Cent's definitely my top number one. Shouts of 50. Yeah. Cool, so I like Drake a lot I think Drake Oh 50 Cent 50 Cent's definitely my top Number one Shouts of 50 Yeah Cool so 50 Cent

Drake Earl Suicide Boys Mac Miller Puyo No God no I don't know

I don't know who would be number five Future No not future You're not a future guy? Kinda I like future No not gonna Gonna now that he's snitched Not that he No not future You're not a future guy Kinda I like future No not gonna Kinda now that he's snitched

Not that he No not Tori Lanez Max O'Cream is good Let me see Let me see what like I Maybe B-Rabbit Maybe fucking

Lil Dicky I got a lot of 50 cent I got roaches in my ass Jay and roaches in my cereal Yeah Max I think he was on Broad Street The other night He was?

Yeah What the hell was he doing there? He was ripping it up Damn bro I don't really have a lot of Rap saved on my phone What's up? Huh?

We going to the Super Bowl? We should bro You mean the big game? We get the mics out At the Super Bowl? We should, bro. You mean the big game? We get the mics out at the Super Bowl? We got to, bro. That's content that has to be made. For real? We got to.

All right, let's get it. Let me know. Smitty said that he was going to... I just want a buddy idea. Smitty said that he was going to hand the tickets over to the boys. What tickets? He said something about if Dave, since Dave, you know,

sent him to Minnesota, that if the Roan crew went out, he would pass the tickets over. To all of us? To go to the Super Bowl? Yeah. He's just sitting on

$60,000 worth of Super Bowl tickets. That's crazy. Damn, bro. Smitty's the plug. Dude, I think I'm going to take Travis Kelsey and Jalen Hurts anytime touchdown and put like a lot of money on it. Really? Yeah.

Go up, brother. What, like 40 or 50 bucks? Tyler had a big hit. No, I think I'm going to put like 500. Let's go, Sass. Yeah. Responsibly. Responsibly.

Well, because that's going to be the last bet. I'm not betting on basketball. I can't watch basketball. Who do you want to win? I have no interest in watching basketball. What about the Lakers? No, I might bet on March Madness. And what about the Lakers?

No. I don't like basketball at all. Are you going to come to the game tonight with us or no? Throw in a bet for tonight's game. Oh, jeez. Game time. Throw us some tickets. Did they actually get you guys tickets?

Yeah. Yeah, me and Mike are going right after this. Yeah, we'll see. Why? What else are you doing? We need to line it up. You know what I mean? If you're not in, we need to find somebody else.

Consider me out. Why? Why aren't you going? Because I don't really want to go. You don't want to go courtside at the Garden Lakers-Knicks you don't want to go.

LeBron's only 117 points away he might do it tonight. Yeah, if LeBron has a good night you'll watch history. What are you doing tonight? Chilling, posting. On social media or posted up? Posted up.

Oh, okay. I don't know if you're just going to be posting on social media. I'll probably get some posts off. No, but do you really have something to do or you just don't want to go? He doesn't want to hang out with you. He just doesn't want to spend time with you. Gotcha. No, I got stuff to do.

Okay. What? Like what? Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me don't worry about what I got going on we got shows this week we're good

lock it lock it yeah I do have shows this week I guess Mook's coming yeah Mook you wanna come Mook's not allowed to go

he's busy no yeah he's working with Sass I bet bet bet bet we'll get Joey Kamasta to come that'll be fun that's a good job We'll get Joey Kamasta to come.

That'll be fun. That's a good job. We'll get Joey Clem to come. You know who that is? Yeah. Joey Clem's the artist behind a lot. A lot. Most.

Eats. Eats. Neighborhood eats. Are we doing neighborhood eats again? Yeah. Is that what they're saying? Yeah. Where are we going?

Actually, they said today that we might be doing an episode in Italy. No. Someone dropped a little hint. In the offseason. Who said that? Yeah. Holy fuck. Am I going or am I out of that?

Do you want to go? Do you like Italy or not really? Are you in on Eats? I was in on Eats last season. You'd have to go to the Lakers night if you want to go to Italy. I was in on the Super Bowl last year too and they're not letting me go to that. So, you never know. You'd have to go to the lakers night if you want to go to i was in on the super bowl last year too and they're not letting me go to that so you'd have to know you'd have to go to sass missed a couple this past season didn't he looked a lot like smokes and tool yeah i was gonna say i missed like one was kind of taken i missed two i missed the the milwaukee and chicago one and i missed like half of the New York one.

And I missed the Chicago one because I was in Chicago. I was in Chicago at my sister's graduation and I get back and like an hour after the plane lands, Ron's like, we're going to Chicago tomorrow. So you're still at the airport. And I'm like, dude, are you kidding me? I was like, have you lost your goddamn mind? I mean, you know, it's not like that crazy. It really isn't.

Two hour flight. No, I'm joking. I just didn't feel like traveling.. It really isn't. It's a two-hour flight. Yeah, no, I'm joking. I just didn't feel like traveling. Just like you don't feel like going to the Lakers game. But suddenly we're on Lake Como riding jet skis. You're like, can I come? Bro, I got a long weekend coming up. A long weekend. No, it's Tuesday.

I know. Go to a basketball game on Tuesday because your weekend's going to be long. Well, I have one more day. To do what? To post up and chill. You posted up and chilled all weekend. No, because I also don't want to drink. I know if I go to the Lakers game, I'm blacking out tonight.

You don't have to do that, bro. Just have a boba tea. I do. Just have a fucking... It's not really a choice. We're not drinking tonight. I don't have a choice. We're ripping zips in solidarity.

We're doing sober February. Maybe I'll go. We're working out with Pat Bev afterwards. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn. You guys going to be with the team? Yeah. You going to meet LeBron? Have you met LeBron? Oh, yeah. We all have. No way. What?

He comes to the studio every time we record. Just to do a little pep talk? Just a mic test. Pick up some wine. Yeah, mic test. He does a mic check and then gets the fuck out. They have the same wines. So they just come by compare wines you guys should get in the locker room yeah

stir the pot a little bit that's why what do you mean I don't know fuck up LeBron's locker put Pat Bev's stuff in it turn everything upside down yeah

turn LeBron's backpack inside out have you guys done an episode and talked about the camera thing yet yeah nugget it do yeah that's what we used to call we used to call that nuggeting

what when you turn someone's backpack inside out cause it looks like a chicken nugget it do yeah that's what we used to call that nuggeting what when you turn someone's backpack inside out so it looks like a chicken what was it called something like that it's called nuggeting yeah we didn't that might have been what it was called in massachusetts though i remember one time i got nuggeted at like a bad time i almost cried i remember i like i went to the bathroom i came back and my backpack's just fully it was tough god damn it and. And then you gotta like, you gotta like carry it to the next class.

It looks so funny though. We did it on the bus all the time. It was hilarious. You would like crawl under the seats. Yeah. Yeah, it was fucking funny. Mike was mischievous in high school. Yeah, it's unsurprising.

Ron was too. Yeah, Ron would probably just take a knife to the backpack and just cut it in half. No, Mike was crazier than I was. Look what I did. Look what I did to you. How funny. Freshman year of high school, Mike and I think another Mike used to go up to the wrestling

gym and they would just like run into the room and like yell at the wrestlers as they were practicing. And the wrestlers, like a high school movie from the eighties would like chase them through the school and their thing was like running. shit was funny they got me the one time they beat the shit out of you actually maybe the b-rabbit he kind of did he was he was gripping me up hard dude that's hilarious at one point we were like in the basement we were looking for frayne and he's like we're going to find he like gripped me by my collar the hole and just brought me throughout the school looking for him

for the other kid there was a desk down under in the basement we used to do this mind you because we had to stay at the school for like three hours after you know after school so if you didn't have anything to do you just like fucked around you know that was fun though i remember hanging out it was so much fun just fucking around oh my god i used to i used to i don't know what were you saying oh i just like he would do shit where it was like you know there'd be a desk he'd be like see if he's under there look under there look at that trash can is he in there it was funny as fuck do they have hands or they started pulling wrestling moves on you like if you could

jump by a group of wrestlers are they just going for the legs oh they were just fucking you know that is hilarious actually I got

punched by the coach Minetti was the coach he brought me up to the coach and he's like yeah why don't you come in and wrestle you fucking pipsqueak

and he punches me in the chest that's crazy was he like a gym teacher this dude was like a football coach freshman football coach this dude was like a gym teacher? This dude was like a football coach. This dude was like 400 pounds. And he'd just be like, I fucked your mom.

To these kids. That's awesome. You want to smell my dick? It still smells like your mom's pussy. To these freshman football players who would never play football again. That's hilarious. I'm under 14 pounds. And he'd be like, you guys are fucking bitches.

You guys are fucking pussies. I'm going to knock you the fuck out. Is he in prison? The dude was wild. No, he was just like a freshman football coach. I bet like anybody who had a freshman football coach. That's true. Football coach.

That's the archetype. Fucking papersqueets. Those guys, I mean, if they didn't have freshman football, they probably would be in jail. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't. If they couldn't coach freshman football, they'd be locked up. I had a freshman football saved me.

Dude, we had parents without kids on the team coach. Oh yeah. Our friends' parents were like, what are you doing? Yeah. I had a gym teacher in high school who was like an asshole and he would like always be talking shit to all the kids. And I remember one time in front of the whole entire class in like ninth grade, he was he's like harry you gotta hit the gym man and i was like what and he's like don't you ever want to get a girlfriend and i was like jesus christ it's tough it was a man it was

mortifying and then i didn't work out for like three years after that like you went in spite yeah i was like i'll show you bitch i'm I'm going to be skinny fat for the rest of my life. I should go back to that school and just fuck him up. Show him what he became, dude. He was a unit of just straight muscle. The funny thing is probably he was just trying to help you, kind of. No, he was trying to, he just did it the wrong way. But he was probably just trying to, he probably had good intentions and was probably like, he responds well to busting balls.

So he was trying to help you out in a positive way. It such a are you working out now no yeah i thought the the last time i listened in that you you were working that's like every other episode right i was working out for a week and then i and then i went on the road and i haven't worked out since yeah you guys should mook and sass you guys should kind of i went i went to the gym at the hotel thing together when i felt like a fucking beast i was like i can't believe i just worked out while i was on the road nice and then i haven't worked out since then you went too hard i went way too hard you overexerted yourself the legs were hurting i went full body yeah i did couldn't walk the next day. I did bench, incline bench, rows, some more rows.

So chest and back. Yeah, chest and back. And then I did buys and tries. I mean, just taught the buys and tries a lesson. So no legs? So chest and arms. God, no, dude. So not full body?

Dude, the lower half of the body does not count at all. Wear pants. As a full body workout? Just wear pants. Yeah, that's true. I'm never going to work my legs out. That's what we do. That's what I do. Just wear pants. a full body workout just wear pants yeah that's true I'm never gonna work

my legs out that's what we do that's what I do just wear pants just pants always I've seen your legs they're nice I got fine legs

you got good legs they're nice they're proportionate weird socks weird socks for sure shouts to the sponsor though no they don't sponsor us anymore okay

yeah fuck them yeah fuck them no they're good people over there we love them they're seriously really good people. They're actually really handsome. We appreciate the hell out of them.

We fucking love them to fucking death. That's just busting jobs. I was busting jobs. Just some funny shit with the fucking boys. Some goofy shit. Michael, why don't you come out to Boston this weekend? I can't. I'm busy.

If he's not going to go to the Lakers game, you don't want him to experience greatness? I have shit to, you know, I only have a couple more days. What is Bill Burr going to be in town? No, I'm going to be in town, bro. Five sold out shows. Let's go. Come on.

Come on down. All right. Maybe I'll put you up in a nice little, I'll put you up with the Ritz. How does that sound? That sounds good. God, no. I'm probably staying at some hotel attached to the comedy club. Yeah.

A hostel. Yeah. It's probably in a mall. It is a fire hotel. I would stay at it. Very good. The one that's the one that's at the club. Yeah. A hostel. Yeah. It's probably in a mall. It is a fire hotel. I would stay at it. Very good. The one that's, the one that's at the club?

Yeah. What is it? You're going to love it, Sass. Omnia? So come see Sass at the Omnia, probably around the fourth floor or something like that. I got to give a shout out

to the guy that, in Plano, there was a, the guy that was running the hotel upgraded my room and then I didn't remember the name of the hotel still don't remember it and he got very good cambria good guy good people over at cambria who was it again i don't know he never told me his name no i mean the hotel cambria oh

okay gotcha came great spot so if you're ever in plano texas make sure you stop by the cambria yeah talk to you don't have to stay there just stop by just Canabria. Talk to... You don't even have to stay there. Just stop by. Just say hi. Tell what's his name. There's a guy on the podcast who I listen to who got his basic room upgraded to... They would know. He was wearing a Buffalo Bills sweatshirt. They put me in a suite. I had a whole living room. A couple beers in the fridge.

A couple cold ones. That was probably awesome. Some cold owns. It was. It was nice. Did you watch TV on the couch in the suite or in the other room? Bed. Bed? Yeah. You brought your PlayStation now? Video TV? On the couch in the suite or in the other room? Bed. Bed? Yeah. You brought your video game or what? PlayStation now. That stays home. You should start bringing it.

That's precious cargo. You should have a road console. You can't trust United Airlines to handle that thing with care. Yeah. I should have a road console. Some people do that. Some people bring consoles on the road. NBA guys.

That's why I said it. I was on a Delta flight yesterday and the lady was like Big baller? No, well she was like everybody take your seats like you sit in the seat that you're assigned to

this ain't Southwest y'all and everybody like died laughing. Like ah! Of course it isn't. That's hilarious. And then she was like Martinez family

I'm talking about you. She called them out by name. She was like, you guys are in the wrong seats. Sit in the correct seat. That's crazy. It was like the principal over the intercom because the whole plane was like, oh. That's awesome. Where were you sitting first?

Of course. Where was Tyler at? 48, 48, 48F. 48 to 15, bro. i sniped that tyler's moving on up bro let's go brother gold i'll be in the lounge every time i fly with ron he's like in the cockpit yeah they got like a nice little baby bath going for him washing him up and they got me like they got me in a three-person row with four people sitting there you got the standing row you're like underneath the plane with the dogs dude mook was in uh i don't know if he told

you he got he got he upgraded himself to like extra space and they put him in the jump seat next to that that would be 47 please he paid extra to sit in the jump seat. That can't be right. Yeah. That can't be right. That's crazy. Do you want to move up to a middle seat? I'm like, no.

Why? She's like, I'm about to sit right here. That's nuts. It would have been sick if she was hot, but otherwise. What airline was it? American. american american they did you like that and there were empty seats yeah and they made you sit with the flight attendants that's what they're doing now they're selling out the flight attendant space i hate american dude at a 85 window seat you fell asleep on me like head on my shoulder the whole flight, like five and a half hours flight.

And he just couldn't stop ripping ass like the worst. I've been getting a lot of those, too. But I was pinned up quite literally. He was leaning against me and I was leaning against the window. Have you ever heard? And I was trapped for six hours. You didn't throw it? You didn't give him a little?

No, I did. But he would just nod back. It was super uncomfortable. Have you ever heard of that thing that Robert Kreischer does on planes where he puts a coffee filter in his pants so that he can fart and it smells like coffee so that people won't be like it smells like shit nice and he goes up to the flight attendant goes i can i have a coffee filter he just shoves it in there he puts it in his he puts it in his boxers coffee filters don't make shit smell like coffee that's his paper or maybe i don't know maybe it's a coffee like packet or something like coffee grounds yeah

that's what they used to like smuggle drugs grounds in there i mean coffee rounds are very strong scented and it throws off the scent of the dogs yeah when you're walking through the dryer sheet cleanser imagine like getting caught like by one of the dogs for having coffee up your ass just so your farts wouldn't stay no no i was i was looking out for everybody i just didn't want people to know that I had... What is it? Can you see the picture? It's the ground coffee. Oh, ground coffee. Oh, yeah.

He puts that in his ass so that he farts. Through it? Yeah. He strains his farts through it? Yeah. That's so nice. It can't be worth it. There's like those shower heads that use coffee beans that makes better water pressure too.

Maybe he has softer fart pressure. He's like really soft water pressure too maybe he has softer fart pressure he's like really soft nice farts because he's farting through coffee i've been having aggressive pressure recently every fart i have is an explosion it's there's no silent ones it's all in pops your weekend sounds fantastic yeah just sitting alone for five straight days boxing yourself i'm not alone i've got fucking, I got my boys on the mic. Whoa! Just because you guys didn't play,

like, what do you play video games? Do you guys play fucking Madden? You guys are definitely, you guys are all Madden guys. Never played a real video game in your life. Oh, you said a real video game? Are you dressing the room right now?

Yeah, I am. Everybody? Because you guys don't understand how fun video games are because you've never been good. I'm just saying. Because A, you've never been good at a video game. And B, if you have, it's been you've been playing fucking Madden 2011 on GameCube against the computer on easy mode. I was just commenting on the pressure, the thing you said about your farts recently and putting two and two together.

That room must have smelled awful. Yeah, it did. And guess what? Didn't care. No one else was in there. It was just me. Bro, I do not give a fuck about playing Madden

on easy mode against a computer. Like, I'm playing video games to try and have a good time. Like, I'm not trying to make it help for myself. But you gotta start playing some real games.

What games are you playing? I'm not playing any video games right now, bro. What the fuck? You gotta start, dude. It's one of the few joys in life. I don't even have any on my phone.

I should get some games on my phone. The only thing I could do is VR shit, bro. It's one of the few joys in life. I don't even have any on my phone. I should get some games on my phone. The only thing I would do is VR shit, bro. That's the only thing I'd have any interest in is getting into some VR video games. This is coming from someone who's never played video games because VR video games suck. No, not now. Well, that shit sounds sweet, bro. I have an Oculus, bro. Do you?

Well, I can't use it because my apartment's too small. Bro, you're playing six straight days locked in the room, red eyes, fucking don't eat food or see sunlight to be less than mediocre at a game that 14-year-olds are fucking sick at. Dude, I am the top dog. You're literally losing. What are you playing, pussies? Dude, I'm getting like 12 kill Warzone games. I don't know what that means. I have killed in Warzone. 12 doesn't sound like that many.

In Warzone it is. Dude, when I play multiplayer, like Team Deathmatch, Search and Destroy, right now, like 170. In the world? Yes. No, you're not. Are you? That's a lie. That's disgusting.

That's a lie. You're clearly like- You have to stop. That's a lie. We have to save you, bro. I'm not even a flex either, if it's true. 170 is just like- And it's not true. Just the wrong place to stop. That's a lie. We have to save you, bro. I'm not even a flex either if it's true. 170 is just like. And it's not true.

Just the wrong place to be. It's just too good, but not good enough, you know? You're not getting paid. No, I'm not 170. You're definitely like. Yeah, you're definitely like. My rank in the game is 170. 45,000th in the world.

I'm probably way below that. Yeah, you're. Yeah, exactly. I don't think you can even see what your rank is. But you're like, I'm fucking sick at video games, dude. I am very good at Call of Duty. I've been playing Call of Duty my entire life. I used to think I was sick at FIFA when I was...

Are you good? Mook? He's nice. Nice. That's very good. That is sick. Did you do Vibs' thing today? No.

I didn't want to destroy the competition for everyone else. I hit the fucking top target on my first fucking shot did you i would hit every shot i missed my single one you did yeah i missed all six or five or whatever yeah i hit them we gotta get sass out there i feel bad for you guys no survival instincts right i have no idea what to do your survival instinct would be like where's a plug dude i need to fucking find an outlet so i can play you think electricity is not a factor in war you're gonna have a backup generator looking find an outlet so I can play. You think electricity is not a factor in war? You're going to have a backup generator.

You're going to be using a fucking hand pump generator like John Henry on the railroad so you can play video games. You guys don't know what war is. You wouldn't know war if it slapped you in the face. You're like saying war is hell while you order fucking smash burgers.

I was ordering salads, dude. War is fucking brutal. As you're like eating cheesy fries. You don't want this. Get out. You don't know what I've been through. It's like a man's face when he goes into war and like a man's face four years into war. I would give any of you guys $100 if you could kill kill me in, in call of duty one-on-one.

All right. That'd be sick. And there would be no chance. It would actually be like embarrassing. Are you serious, dude? Want to make it a thousand? A hundred bucks,

bro. Are you kidding me? Just that you give me a thousand if I can kill you. Sorry, a hundred dollars. All right. A thousand. I'll do it.

I'll do it. A thousand dollars. If I can kill you and I owe you nothing. If I can't. Yes. All right, let's do it. You wouldn do it. A thousand dollars if I can kill you and I owe you nothing if I can't. Yes. All right, let's do it. You wouldn't even know how to fucking use the controller. I would rip you if we did paintball though. No way.

I would. I'm tactical. Can you do a somersault? Yes. No way. Bonjour amigo. Dude, I would have like pistols. I would have pistols like going like different holsters going down both of my legs.

So I'd be both of my legs. So I'd be out of my rifle, throw it. That would be you. Just the way it was this. Kick. You weren't anticipating the kick, were you? No, I have the kick. Did you watch RRR? No.

Too unrealistic for me? The one scene, the dude is sitting on another guy's shoulders with like holding two guns out like this he's like shooting as the guy runs around with him on his shoulders

it's so fucking legendary I have heard it's very good so why not watch it bro just haven't gotten around to it been too busy watching 8 Mile studying studying his stage presence trying to take notes

now everybody from etc from the 313 bro yeah Detroit 8 mile crazy I battled a dude

who was in the bonus cuts of that movie Marv 1 oh really yeah bro so I'm basically and he battled Eminem in the movie

so basically just a degree of separation is Marv good yeah he's very funny another good nicest performance from him he wasn't really sold on their performance

to be honest you talking shit no I'm just saying the round three was perfect the round three was beautiful the man in the arena brother I thought he was great I thought he was great too I loved this performance. The third round. I forgot about that.

Thank you, Tyler. That third round was a fucking bum. Totally. He did live in a trailer with his mom. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, should we end the show? Sure.

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