Son of a Boy Dad - Saving for Stencils | Son of a Boy Dad #234

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is part of the show. I mean, we can put it in, I guess. Yeah. This is pre show pre show pre show. You have five yards. But did you cut a tight end. Now, because you only have three now. No, I didn't cut. I haven't moved. I you only have three now. No, I didn't cut. I haven't moved. I haven't made any roster moves. True.

Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is September 16th. I am Adam Ferrone joined by my co hosts, Harry Settle and Francis Ellis. I think it's important that we say our names at the top of every podcast, so, like, new listeners are like, who the fuck are those hilarious, insightful bros?

I've been following Sass at the stand, and it's so interesting to hear them introduce him as Harry Settle and then say, keep it going for Harry Settle, everyone, when he comes off stage. Yeah, I've been trying to leave a little meat on the bone for you. You're not picking it dry? I come up there and eat the scraps, when he comes off stage. Yeah, I've been trying to leave a little meat on the bone for you.

You're not picking it dry? I come up there and eat the scraps like that movie. Did you ever see that movie, The Platform, I think it's called? The Spanish movie? I think it's in Spanish. I didn't watch it. Where it's like a prison and the platform is filled with food at the top and then it comes down and people... That's an interesting concept.

It is an interesting concept. It was supposed to be super good. It was really pretty unsettling. Yeah. Because there's a lot of cannibalism in it mmm oh really mm-hmm interesting yeah that's one where it seems like the concept is gonna be a little bit better than the delivery the concept was good the delivery was good it's just that I don't know man. It's pretty fucking dark And it's a you know it I guess a treatise on Greed and stuff where it's like if everyone just a fill whatever they needed

There'd be enough food for it to get all the way to the bottom. What do you guys think about greed? Hate it really? Gordon Gekko would whip your ass. Yeah, Gordon Gekko is the one who was like, greed is good. I don't know who that guy, I don't know who Gordon Gekko is. That's a pretty good Gordon Gekko. From Wall Street. Gordon Gekko. Money Never Sleeps is the sequel? Yeah, Wall Street, Money Never Sleeps.

Nah, it's not ringing any bells. Really? At all. It's a good movie. You'd like that movie. You might get turned out. Yeah, you might get turned into like a capitalist pig if you watch that. What is the movie called?

Saz is a capitalist pig. Yeah, that's it turned into like a capitalist pig if you watch that is the movie cause is a capitalist pig Yeah, that's a great is good. He has like stacks and stacks of cash That doesn't make me a capitalist. It makes you a pig. You're a capitalist, but not a materialist You're just hoarding money. Yeah, I Have my own money you hoard it Hoarding money give any to anybody I get my I give money You hoard it. That's a hoarding money. You won't give any to anybody. I give money to people. I give money to the homeless all the time.

Do you know? Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I'm always just handing out 20s. No, you never have given me 20s. Yes, I do. A 20?

Yeah. Come on, dude. That money hasn't left your apartment. I give money to homeless people all the time. It's collecting dust. It's collecting dust. It is. Remember when Kanye said, white people get money, don't spend it.

Yeah. That's you, bro. Yeah. It's called being smart. That's called being greedy. Not even getting material. You don't even enjoy the fruits of your labor. You never suckle at the fruit. I had to do a little money check, money count this week, and it is dusty.

I had to clean it off. You just have Scrooge McDuck stacks in the back of a safe in your apartment. It's really not that much money when you consider it's the money that I've made from every single show I've ever done in New York City. I just don't know how you don't go through some of it. I mean, all the cash that I get from spot pay

goes to paying my cleaning lady. Because I don't have slaves working in my apartment. Yes, those paid employees, those at will paid employees who make a great living and are only able to support their families and continue to live here in the United States of America because I am a capitalist. This is reeks of capitalism, reeks of capitalism. Polish immigrant.

Also, it sounded like you were going to say more than one person, and then you stopped yourself. Well, I wanted to give you a second to interrupt. To say it was coming. I telegraphed. You know, it was a banger on the way. There was a riff. That's why I knew there was a riff. Clingsbury coming. I knew that.

But I got a very, very, very, very Yeah, you're right. Riff Robinson. Like I'll keep some cash on me. Like I got probably like a hundo, hundo duck box on me right now. Must be nice. That sounds incredible. My wallet's filled with like insurance cards and It's cause it's not even a wallet. What do you mean?

I mean what the hell is that thing? A leather wallet? What's so different about my wallet from yours? Yours doesn't even have anywhere to put cash. You can put it right in here. You just gotta fold it up real thin and then iron it. I like my cash crisp. I like it crisp. I like to hand my cleaning lady a bill so crisp. If you that shoot she unfolded it goes like that If you have mugs and they found your wallet

They would give it back and then they say just did you get the fuck out of here? No, I got 15 minutes to get out of the pants pocket is on me to get your cash out You can have my wallet if you can remove your hand from my pocket without skin I'm a Chinese finger trap pocket. Yeah. You can't get out once you get in. It's like one of those reverse snake traps or whatever the fuck. Last night I was at San Gennaro festival.

Oh. Walking around, you know what that is? That's in Little Italy, yeah. In Little Italy. It's absolutely beautiful, but that brings out the immigrants in New York who have the job of holding snakes around their neck. Oh, I've seen them. I've been seeing them. There's a guy in Dumbo who's been doing that.

Like half of Francis's spot peg goes. To paying the dudes that hold snakes. Mice are going to come cheap. Box mice come cheap He's only doing stand-up comedy to support his snake Tell you what there aren't a lot of fucking snake charmers living on sass's block No, they know that that is a dry neighborhood. Yeah, keep them out. Yeah, they're yeah, they're stingy over there But there was one dude with a snake on him and then right behind him There was an Asian lady with her three-year-old daughter that was paying the guy to put the snake around her and this like

Little Asian like three-year-old baby was just scream crying This as someone like shrouds her in a boa constrictor. It was so fucking funny and also That's fucking Traumatizing. That's fucked up. You could see the generational trauma like seeping into her bones at that exact moment. It's literally like torture.

It's so torture and the mom was just like Oh, I'll do it like, yeah. Like what's scarier than a snake when you're that young? Yeah. Having your feet bound? Yeah, bound by a snake. I was thinking that if you really want to honor their culture, put that constrictor around her arch of her foot. Yeah, it's fucked.

Take it to a size two. So did you not watch Sun and Eyeball? I watched the second half of the game. It was pretty slow regardless? Yeah, Caleb. Bust of the century? Yeah, what's the prognosis? Not him.

No, I think the Bears just suck. I don't think it's anything surprising. I mean, he was throwing ducks out there, though, getting sacked. You know, it was good in the first quarter. He was seeing ghosts for the rest of the game, though. But then he did. Then he started getting hit hard. Yeah, and then he was over there and teeing off on that. I don't know. I don't know how people see how Caleb Williams is playing

and how Bo Nix is playing, but then Patriots fans are like, it's time for us to put Drake May in. And it's like, why? So he can just get fucking hit hard and make zero completions? Patriots are good though. I mean, yeah, but everyone's like mad cause Jacoby Brissette doesn't throw more than 10

yards at a time. Did the Patriots win yesterday? Yeah, they lost in OT. It was soul crushing. To the Seahawks? Field goal? Yeah, I mean, it was just bad coaching. They punted on fourth and one in OT.

What yard line? They were the first ones to have the ball. So as soon as they punt, that means that all the Seahawks need is a field goal. Right, I know. So they punted and then the Seahawks, I mean they must have got to the field goal line in two plays.

Yeah, it was too easy. I don't know what they expected to happen. What a...fuck, man. I saw Pat Mack if he posted that we are in this golden age of kickers and I couldn't agree more. Nothing gets me jazzed up more than watching the inevitability

of a 57 yarder go in. Or there was the fucking the Cowboys kicker last week. Yeah. I think they called time out to ice him but it was the end of the first half. He was lined up for like the world for the record They got a fucking five-yard, you know delay of game penalty or whatever, but he made yeah the

Meaningless kick and it was sixty. It was the record right seven yards. Yeah, that's so insane Or was it to tie the right? I think it was to tie them. No that would have been the record Are you sure? Yeah, yes. That's crazy. He's got a leg. Brandon Aubrey. Stud. And then the Texans kicker has five or six field goals

over 50 yards already. Yeah. That's what the announcer said. He's like, it's like a 300-yard drive. It used to be an anomaly. Call me crazy. I think you're mistaking it with the three-foot pod, brother. I might get more excited about punts and kickers

than any other aspect of the game. I'm into that. Really? I love- Jocelyn Tucker doesn't look great. That's true, he might be getting old. No, he'll figure it out. He'll figure it out.

That dude is a, he's an opera singer as well. Is that so? He's like a great kicker and also a great opera singer. See, I like that a lot. He sings in the- That's right up your alley. I love that. He sings in the... Right up your alley. I love that.

He sings in the Baltimore Opera. I was like that. In high school, people were like, I can't figure out if this guy's gay or is he straight because he's out there cracking skulls and dominating on the fucking lacrosse field like an absolute G. Like Troy Bolton. And then just like Oz from American Pie, he then goes into the acapella groups and fucks dudes.

So what do we do? What is he into? into the acapella groups and fucks dudes. Yeah. So, what do we do, you know? What is he into? Is he gay because he's fucking dudes? Because almost cracking people on the lacrosse pitch is supersedes the gayness of having sex with dudes. Correct, I'd call it a net nooch. It's a net nooch.

Net nooch. Or even a little plus one. Dead center of the Kinsey scale. It doesn't even black it out, it doesn't even completely cancel it out. I think it just washes it away, and you're just back to straight again, even despite the sexual plan.

Oh, because that's where you're supposed to start. That's where God puts you on the earth. Yeah. And then you kind of find your way towards evil from there. You know about the Kinsey scale? No. Kinsey scale is some guy basically said that all sexuality is a sliding scale

And that everybody's not 100 gay and everybody's not 100 straight. No, it could be It must not have met me Like if a one is so straight That you can't even look at a dick without vomiting. Yeah. Yeah, and a seven is so gay that a vagina makes you vomit. Some people are twos, threes, fours. When did you learn about that? Do you learn about it in college? I learned about it in high school.

Yeah, I was thinking I was a college learn in high school. Yeah. Even the guy who said it. And he's like, I'm way over here being like, I'm very straight. But like even the fact that he was teaching it was he was proving it wrong No, I thought that he was I thought was kind of gay that he was even teaching it Yeah, it is weird to teach that to high so that's like the fucking Like drag reading our whatever he was basically like he was like you guys think you're a hundred percent straight, but you're not Just like your whole this whole class you guys think you're straight. You're not. That's such a strange lesson in high school.

That's. You're actually you might think you're 100 percent straight, believe it or not, you're actually gay in high school. Notes for seven in the morning completely by zero preference favoring men or women, right, right down the middle. One is totally straight. seven is totally gay.

What would you give yourself as a number? One. Wow. Straight as hell. Well, that's an incomplete score if you know the pizza scale. One point what? And you can't go point zero because that's an adventure. Well, that's a little bit gay then.

No. One point one is like... That's a little bit gay. Also very hom an adventure. Well, that's a little bit gay then now Gay also very homophobic. That's well. Yeah, I am very homophobic and I'm barely gay Yeah, you put the bear and barely gay yeah, really gay those pizza those are barely gay and extremely homophobic Well, they just described the Republican Party. But the pizza fest looked incredible. I don't know if you guys saw pictures of that Dave looking like it was DMXF, fucking Woodstock 99. That was pretty sick.

Did you go? That was on Randall's Island? I don't know where it was. I had to stop by Randall's yesterday. Little doubleheader. For softball? Dude, we had a game yesterday at 9am. I don't know where it was. I had to stop by Randall's yesterday doubleheader First off all we had a game yesterday at 9 a.m. Actually Randall's Randall's Island. Yeah, that's not fun We lost 15 to 0. What about that mercy role you were telling us about?

I guess the mercy rule only exists you have to play five innings still What so I was like annoyed cuz I was like, let's just end this like why are we still playing this we're getting fucking Destroy you guys so much worse Because everyone that we're playing against is like Dominican like 35 year old dudes And they like all have like they do the see the first thing we played against they're all wearing baseball pants like Leads coffee in the double a or something second team we played had GoPros set up everywhere I have videos. I have footage. They posted it hosted the whole game on YouTube We got to see your highlights, dude. I am so on athletic

No, don't like it's actually like they might want to run tests on me to like figure out how to avoid ever repeating me Again, we're gonna move that to one point three on the Kinsey scale based on that comment. Dude, like, you know, like you guys can't run. You could probably relate. Francis can't. When was the time you went like full sprint? It's very rare. I did it. I did it this weekend.

Just I try to sprint with my dog because I did hear that, like, after the age of 30, like the percentage of people that sprint is like it's like eight percent of people sprinting. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm a skill. Yeah. It's your most basic survival skill. Yeah. You got to be able to sprint without pulling a hand. If you pull a hand, me running out like a ball to hand me from a fire or what else do you sprint from obviously bad guys? Derek had to go to the ER after the first game what he like he like exploded a tendon and his groin

It almost makes you wonder why school shootings are so successful because those kids sprint all the time Yeah, this shooter sprint to Do they I'm saying they also have guns. Yeah, I'm just saying like way sprinting by a large amount if that shooter Instead of the school goes to Home there's never an old person home shooting the food court of a mall, but they do that all the time Sabaro that happens constantly Orange Julius. Those people are fshhh. And the Orange Julius people think that they're getting like a fruit laden treat, but really

they're just overloading in sugar. They're the easiest ones to pick off. The base ingredient there is not Greek yogurt. It's sorbet. Yeah. Big time. Which goes straight to your hamstring. Pull.

They're getting a heavy dose. Yeah, it's fucked. You have to sprint. Dude, I like thought that I was sprinting well. And then I saw one of my hits from first, or one of my hits when I was running to first base. And it's like, I've never seen someone with less control over their body.

Yeah. It's like, I'm just like, my head is just moving with my body. I just picture you running the way Baron Trump runs. Oh dude, Baron Trump is so much more athletic than me. Have you seen the videos of him playing soccer? Yeah, he's great. He's actually fucking excellent. Yeah, I believe it.

He's seven feet tall. It's insane. Yeah, he's great. Does he have ball skills? Yeah, he's got quick feet. Beat the heat. Great handling. Really? Looks like the type of guy who could tear up a foot ladder Oh, yeah You think that he'll get drafted in the second round of the MLS draft like Bronnie James did maybe like the last pick Nepo hire it'd be sweet

If he was like the Caitlin Clark of the MLS, that would be said Baron Trump just turns it out Yeah, he would definitely get people he would get ticket sales. I certainly would people come see Baron fucking he's at NYU now Really we already talked about this that someone said that he got denied from a bar Right under here that's gonna suck. He's never gonna get into a bar underage ever. Yeah, everyone knows he's not 21 Yeah, but most people in New York probably don't even know who like the president of Trump is. That's true. He's not that, yeah, exactly.

Other than the fact that he's quite tall. He's insanely tall. How tall is he? I think he's like seven, seven eight or something. I mean, dude, they probably know that he who he is when he shows up with fucking 15 secret service dudes and like 25. Six foot nine. He's a giant. Six foot nine. How tall is bitches. Dude, he's six foot nine.

Yeah, he's a giant. Six foot nine. How tall is Trump? Six five, I think. No, no, no. He's not? I think he's six one. Donald Trump's six one, yep.

Really? Oh wait, that's Donald Trump Jr. Yeah. I thought Trump was a hulking man. He's a big guy. Oh, he's six three. Six three. Still though, six nine's too much9'' is like... That's

unfortunate. How tall is Melania or whatever? She's 6'7'. 5'11'. 5'11', so how is he 6'9'? But Eric Trump, who is... Is Donald his baron's dad? Yeah. He is, right? Yeah. Is Donald Trump baron Trump's dad? Is baron Trump Donald Trump's only child? No. Don Jr. Eric. Yeah, he is right. Yeah, it's Donald Trump Barron Trump's dad is Baron Trump Donald Trump's only child No, don't you know yeah, that's right. That's what I thought he's got three kids no no and he has two girls Oh really so is Baron is his son with my and then he has that other one Ivanka's his daughter. Yeah, that's right for sure we're way too deep into Trump for you guys to be my ex girlfriend or something you know what's been bothering me? hit us. there has been such a growth in graffiti

around the city I don't start looking around we don't have graffiti in my neck of the woods do you know in Dum, when we ride the bike over the Manhattan Bridge, we make the curve coming around to get onto the bridge. There's that gray wall right next to the rat carcass that always replenishes. So, yeah, there's three three rats right now. Are there now? Or maybe last week, there were three. Wow. It was like Orion's belt of rat carcasses. They are not capable of making the crossing. It's insane

The rats? It's like the Underground Railroad. It really is they look both ways. Okay, go They just are getting smoked and by the way, what is a rat circle? They just run in circles No, they crawl they try to cross from this grassy area to I don't know and they get they get hit in the same place on this journey every single time. Yeah, and then across from this grassy area to, I don't know. And they get hit in the same place on this journey every single time. Yeah. And then bikers hit them and the carcass gets flatter and flatter and flatter until it becomes part of the pay for.

Yeah. I truly don't believe it's getting picked up in the treads of the tires. I think it's actually truly becoming one with the base of the city of New York. Is it getting hit by cars? No, no, bicycles. It's only a bike lane. Dude, hitting a rat on a bike must be awful. Well, especially if you're biking behind someone and their back tire kicks up some of the guts

and gore into your face. Get some rat kicked up into you. That's not good. But every single day we see these rats and that wall is gray and it gets tagged to hell. And then someone from the city comes out, paints over it all. And within one day, it is covered again. Yeah. Tagged. I saw a kid tagging the wall. Did you stop him? He looked like a young slim shady. White boy?

He's how he was like. Blonde, bleach blonde hair, short hair, baggy shit. And I looked at him as I was going by and he kind of looked up at me, just finished. He looked at me and kind of as if as if he wanted my approval. Like yeah, bitch. They probably could tell you were an artist. I have no discernment for what is good tagging What's not you should have told him that sucks? Should have told him I thought about it. I thought about turning around was it Banksy no How do you know because it was just like Squiggly bullshit, that's what you think and the next thing you know that'll be like in a museum somewhere carves it out with a wrecking ball

And then next thing you know that'll be like in a museum somewhere carves it out with a wrecking ball It's the entire chunk. You know that there's somebody in our office. That is avid graffiti est really Take a guess who? Robbed a fox no that's not a bad guess, but he's on the car. He's on the content side is it Greer It's not career quigs no. It's someone much more soft-spoken Tom Mullins. Really? That's not surprising. So explain it to me.

I don't really understand the phenomenon. This is something I don't get. What is the thrill of tagging? Why? What's the sort of reward there? I think it's just badass. It's like base level civil disobedience, I think. Is it? It's the thin I think it's just badass. It's like base level civil disobedience. Is it?

It's the thinnest form of anarchy. You're basically kind of eroding at the... I think so. I watched a documentary a while ago about the obey, the obey dudes. Yeah. And they're because they started as a tag. Oh, really? Yeah. And it's pretty good. Pretty interesting stuff.

Interesting. There was a guy in Philly named rone that would tag everything and People would meet me and they'd be like I fucking love your work And I was actually I didn't have to do it for I didn't have the heart to tell them that it wasn't me that was Doing all the tagging and I went to Greece and there he had tagged a bench It's a random bench in Greece that I saw this guy's a International and I think there's like a mystique about it and there's rules to it You don't tag too close to somebody else's tag. Oh, yeah, of course or some shit over someone's tag I mean, but isn't that kind of close not even over you can't even be too close

But if someone tags over a tag, aren't you saying I I'm better than this person I I'm replacing them the tags that I understand are the ones when you're like driving from like Queens into Manhattan and they'll just have like a billboard that just says like, Hail, Satan, Lucifer will rise with like this, like all these like fucking demonic symbols on it. And you're like, how has nobody covered that up? And it's been there since I've lived in New York. Probably they it's just not a massive

bill. The Satan lobby is probably paying for it. Yeah. Like, isn't that one that you think like, this probably isn't great for tourism or people that are moving to New York? It's it's growing, I'm telling you. And and you look back on grainy footage from, say, serial killer

documentaries of the New York City in the 1980s and the 70s when crime was really really high and There's graffiti Everywhere. Oh subway cars used to be like tagged a shit. I think that graffiti is a Precursor the canary in the coal mine to lawlessness and high crime in the city. I think we're headed in the wrong direction Yeah, I think it's always like a good signal of like you're in a bad area I think we should get out now while we still can the mean girls were a little bit into the tagging remember that right?

Around the city, and I just see their tags everywhere I saw I remember seeing the two of them tagging and then they got caught and fucking Alex Bennett We had our arms behind her back, and she spit in a cop's face like Tupac. Yeah, it was fucking insane When she said let me she said let me express myself. No, she wasn't even pregnant She was like fuck you pigs a cab and then when Tyreek got arrested she tweeted and she was like too many of us is like too many of us. It's her, Zach, Brian and Tyreke. I remember her fucking piss. And that's when people were still getting arrested.

I think to your point, if you're not going to go to jail for like if for shoplifting or like you could fucking get into a physical altercation with the police officer, you're not going to go to jail. They're definitely not going to fucking throw you into jail for There's a simple answer to all of this Giuliani 45 Soon to be 47. Yeah, but he hates New York He hates libs

Like lived here and built his entire Empire hates this place, so I don't I don't see him I Don't know increasing the police force or whatever the fuck we need to do. Yeah, I don't know. I just said it. Eric Adams. But maybe now with Baron going to school here. Yeah, maybe he'll clean the city up. He might do. Yeah. Yeah, I would actually hear a sweet boy. I think actually that's actually not a not a. I think we should live near NYU dorms.

I that's I literally live like across the street. You're not too far. Something has that something has to almost happen to bear. I think we should live near NYU dorms. I that's I literally live like across the street Something has that something has to almost happen to bear try to stay in the area. Let's tag Barron's gigantic Yeah Just hold him down and fucking torso graffiti his ass Bring a ladder Graffitiing our boys Bring a ladder. Yeah. They're graffitiing our boys.

I need more cans. Someone bring me more paint. It probably does feel sick when you're doing it. I get it. That rattle of the can. Well, here's the thing. I think once you rattle the can once, I think it's like a drug.

Like you're always chasing that high. When I was a kid, instead of doodling in my notebooks, I would sign my name. I would work on my signatures. That's all I would do. That's the gateway drug. Yeah, but it was good cursive. It wasn't fucking cool street art.

Wasn't Basquiat-esque. Yeah. I think that we're also seeing, I saw a video recently of a woman who must have been 67 tagging something. Did she? I think that they're like the first wave taggers are having children and then grandchildren and they're passing it down like a

Pot pie recipe. They're like, oh now you have to fucking tag Here's your grandma used to be an anarchist now you too will be an anarchist Yeah, and it's in people's blood now to tag. I'm gonna start tagging. I don't like it red dawn I think it kind of over ends. I don't think there's a whole lot of natural beauty necessarily, but I will say that the the tags and all the Modeled graffiti definitely makes things look worse Yeah, unless you live in like Brooklyn or you guys do live, but they're not and oh, this is something I love the graffiti in Brooklyn everywhere in Bush with my like murals an actual talented street art.

When I used to live in Brooklyn, there were there were packs of 20 Europeans that would go on graffiti tours, like German people with their hands behind their back. We like, oh, dude, very nice line work. Like they're just people super excited. I don't know if it was specifically street art or graffiti, but I think that there has to be some kind of redlining for where we can do this graffiti. If there's a warehouse around, yep, there's a graffiti.

Yeah, but that takes away from the thrill. You're not gonna get off if you're graffitying a warehouse where you're allowed to graffiti. Dude, that's what graffitying, that's what tagging is all about. It's about the climax. During the pandemic, when there was like

all of the protests going on, I drove through past the courthouse in lower Manhattan and the graffiti was fucking like four stories high. There was, I'd never seen, I wish I'd gone through with the camera and taken pictures of all of it or video because there was so fucking much graffiti when all the encampments were down there.

And then within a week it was gone. They cleaned it all up. I don't know if they painted it over. It must be a bitch to clean up fucking graffiti. Yeah, I think it's like impossible. Gotta use power washers. Yeah, more than power washers. You have to use some kind of industrial.

Isn't that like a community service job? I don't think so. Cleaning graffiti? If it's community service, they probably just wouldn't do it. They probably just do a half ass job and it wouldn't do it. They probably just do a half-assed job and it wouldn't get done. They might just paint over it. It was stone buildings though.

It was not even painted buildings. Maybe they just used nice stone shaded paint. It's interesting because it's never bothered me. I wouldn't do it. But also I'm trying to see if I like, if I actually care. I'm trying to reconcile as I think it's true. I think that if you started to see it, it's not bothering me that much yet, but I do believe that it has grown a lot. And it's about to be a huge problem. There's one in our neighborhood, a big one.

And it's just like this, it says neck face. Have you seen neck face in our neighborhood? I'm not really reading these things. It's like a big picture of a it's like a portrait almost of a guy's face. And it's a neck into a face. Yeah. Face on the neck. What if I spent the night in that rat cubby and waited for people to come out and tag and stop them? spent the night in that rat cubby and

Waited for people to come out and tag and stop them Then dude, they would beat the shit out of you. It's probably like 20 teenagers I can take a couple teens not that many if you became the dark knight of graffiti That'll be amazing. You should just like a spray can of it and then take a lighter and light them on fire. Yeah. Fight crime with crime. That would be like a full on bomb. That would be amazing. But it's also, if you see other crimes, you're like, no, no, no, I only do graffiti.

Yeah, yeah. A woman's getting mugged. Batman! You took my purse! Not now, bitch. That guy just wrote his last name on the wall over there stop Yeah, anyway that was something that I that bothered me or just was occurring to me I think that's fair You want your city to be beautiful. I Also can't stand littering. Well, we've talked about that. I

Saw dudes painting that wall the other day. Power washing, painting it, and now it's completely, it's graffitied again? Yeah. Sad. Those guys see it as like a challenge. Yeah, I mean it's probably, there's nothing more satisfying than when the city paints over your graffiti. We've been given a fresh canvas. Thanks for turning the page on my easel. Yeah. Love Park in Philly is like a skate park underneath,

or no, not Love Park, FDR Park is a skate park underneath a bridge and it's completely tagged up with graffiti and that looks sick. I don't mind that. But it's also like, can you give a graffiti artist a safe zone? I think we should. I think we all should.

Safe spaces for them to do their civil disobedience. I don't fuck with the tags that are like some gay ass like Motivational like the one that's like on the boat that it's like like those ones that are just like oh hell no love yourself Yeah, that's that's just meant for like people like take photos in front of it's like Los Angeles like one donut won't hurt. Yeah Yeah like those ones like in Union Square that are just like hugging hugging circle Love yourself circle stand in the circle and love yourself for 30 seconds. That's probably some sort of weird campaign. What about

I walk around those You I step into the I don't I won't step in that Yeah One thing I've noticed kill yourself circle Tell me tell me if I'm wrong about this is that when you see actual art murals and things like that It doesn't seem that graffiti people go and tag those no seems like they respect other art and don't deface art Yeah There must be some cut. So there's a code. There is a code. There's definitely a code

Oh, there's got to be a code. We need to get it- we should get Tom Mullins on here just so we can- Let's get him on here! We can just find out exactly what the code is. Boy, that thing Caleb just put out was so fucking funny. Oh yeah, the frat. The free frat revisit. I think he shot that like a year ago or something. I thought- I was worried it was never gonna come out.

Because the original video has like fucking 10 million views or something. I know. Yeah, it's a banger Such a fucking banger such a fucking workhorse What would your guys tag be? I think probably ron Sick nerf what's sick nerf my name backwards? Well, that's what mine sick nerf sick nerf to I think I'm taking sick nerf to Sick nor or maybe R1,

because it's like an R and then the 1, because it's like R-O-N-E. And you could make the left stem of the R, the 1 or something. That would be so tough. That would be amazing. That would be awesome. All right, well, I'm back in on graffiti.

Well, I think the thing is, I think you come up with your tag and then eventually you build up the funds to get a stencil. No, that's what it is. That's how Little Bay started. What's so funny about that? That's true. You get a stencil.

You can't afford a stencil. Stencils are not expensive. It's not about stencils, bro. But it's like the equivalent of like doing comedy and you got to open mics you got to grind it out You can't just go straight metaphorically and literally this is all about coloring outside the lines, brother You can get a stencil until you're 10 years in at least Well, that's how long it takes to build the money for a sense. What are stencils going for a lot? Did you get an illegal stencil?

What's where's the line of legality on stencils imagine the sting operation of the stencil factory when they find out they're giving out illegal stencils you have to build up trust in the community to get your first stencil I think more than anything most they start you off with a small one most of these guys are making their own stencils though and they're not making their own stencils though. They're not making their own stencils? They absolutely are. Banksy makes his own stencils. Real graffiti guys on freehand. You're talking about the goat, dude.

These guys are not using stencils, they're freehand. Real graffiti's freehand. That's who Roto and I are into. If you want a tag with, it's a quantity game. No, it's for respect to your freehand. You're trying to get as many tags out as you can. It's not paid by numbers, bro. It's literally, dude, it's better you can it's not paid by numbers, bro. It's literally dude. It's a numbers game

Like obey wouldn't be obey if they didn't have a thousand stencils and a thousand obey troops running around the city tagging it up They have troops. Yeah Interesting. I think it's about getting to the most movement most most exclusive part like get into like the top of a building or Like this side of an onramp or somewhere That's exclusive and you're like, oh, how did he get there? And then you get respect in the community? I don't think it's that hard. I think it's like a secret society like I think like the dudes that are in charge of like cleaning the fucking The Brooklyn Bridge like they have connections to the tagging community and they'll be like we'll help you get up top for like 30 bucks

Have you seen that there's ones on the outside of the Manhattan Bridge? Exactly, like when you're looking up, you know, there's some people that are you're so fucking high up there and it's like a ledge That's it's like in a 90s movie when someone escapes from a hotel room and they're like shuffling along the ledge It's that style of ledge and they had to get far enough where they could bomb on it fucking that's why you need the stencil. That's almost cool I think tagging stuff that's very hard to get to and precarious. Dying from doing graffiti is cool. No. For graffitiing to death. No. Getting somewhere so treacherous that you die it's like the Russian guys who climb buildings. There's nothing cool about dying while doing graffiti That's true. I think mastering your sweaty palms as you tag

Yeah, requires a level of composure that yeah It's way cooler to live while doing you don't get until you're this guy's fucking artist Yeah, but you don't even want the credit you're supposed to be in the shadows We need you as the dark night. They all want the credit. That's why they have to have I'll go spend a night out there We need you should you should do a video where you're out you sleep on that little area and you wear a full bat Batman Uniform like a head-to-toe and you go and but like where runs fucking Sunglass camera. Yeah, and and like go up to dudes and like, what the fuck are you guys doing? And see how they were like, what if they flee?

What if they're like, oh my God, if you just appear behind them, there's graffiti and they don't hear a thing. I need to learn martial arts first. And that takes a long time. It'd be quicker for me to get a stencil. I don't think it would, but I also don't think you need, because I don't think it's going to ever come to fists. I think you could just be like, if like if they start throwing fists just be like dude. I'm fucking around I'm wearing a Batman costume right now. I'm like one of those YouTube pranksters. Yeah, exactly

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I'm a graffiti artist. Yeah, are're all gonna be acting. It's gonna be like the perch. If he asks what I do, I'm gonna say I'm a graffiti artist. Are you the guys that did Baron? Yeah. You guys are the guys that got Baron? I always wanted to be a graffiti artist. Do you think I could do it? I just don't, is that wrong to say?

I think it's bizarre to go and shove a camera in someone's face and then get mad when you don't get the answer that you're looking for. Especially when it's not even your idea, you're just going around doing the same questions that every other person online is doing. Yeah, it's a saturated art form. But also, where will you go?

I mean, Minneapolis has skywalks, so you don't have to walk on the street. In New York, there's no other alternative. But it's just like you're basing your entire- Take to the tunnels? Like it's not- Zip Sassi is another reason not to go outside. That's why the Jewish bros were building the tunnels because they didn't want to encounter

the Maritim people. But you're basing your entire... Can't tag a tunnel, can't see shit. You're basing your entire platform on other people. It's not special what those people do. So you're talking about all of the media or people that do interviews are all basing their platforms on other people. Yes, exactly.

But then then you'd have to acknowledge that there are people who are good at doing man on the street stuff and people who aren't exactly. There are like all the guy who does the apartment tours. Like what do you do for how much do you pay in rent? And then you go and see would you call that guy talented or no? No, do I actually like those videos though. I like going to see people's apartments. He set them up. If he's the first person that's ever done that, then yeah.

As far as I know, I mean, it's just sort of like a more granular version of like MTV Cribs. But he's chosen, he's vetted those people, obviously. They presented as if he's just running into them on the street. But yeah, it's like, oh, you just ran into the coolest apartment that you've ever seen We were what on the street and she just like all of a sudden allowed you to come up and see her She got flamed in those comments though when Daniel Bernstein was on it. Of course she gets flamed everywhere

Because she's fucking killing it. Yeah Yeah I guess I just don't understand the those videos when the person doesn't have a good interview and then the person that filmed it still puts it out knowing that people are gonna get mad at that person. It's like, dude, that person who, the person that was in the video was just going along with their day. I tried, but no, he asked me if I wanted to do it.

But he says he knew you. Oh, so all those other, no, he's probably, every person that's on that show He comes up to first and says I do this when we were doing filming with Tommy I saw him just go right up to people Without asking for their passion. I think dude I think he only did that to you because he a he was outside of the bar stool office, right? Mm-hmm And he knows who you are

Okay, I gave him permission. Adam Sandler, if he could do it, Adam Sandler swatted the phone out of his hands. I think that- And then people are like, well, Adam Sandler is a fucking dick. And it's like, really? Yeah, but dude- Guys, I think that you're also underestimating how much people in the city want to be like famous and on camera too.

I think that a lot of people have a different sensibility than you where they're like, someone's filming them and they're like someone's filming them and they're like interview me. Like there's still that feeling of people who want the attention. Yeah, I don't know. I just think it's weird. I think the whole thing is weird.

I think all of those things are weird. Dude, how funny is it that we talked about eating dogs the day before that the debate came out. Oh, yeah I know and then Trump went on the debate and was like they're eating the dogs Yeah That was incredible Mm-hmm. I couldn't believe he said it and then he got shot again or tried to get shot again or not try We got it. They attempted to shoot him again

Yeah You gotta stop putting that out into the atmosphere, because at some point, people are gonna start blaming you. What, what did I do? For inspiring people to kill former and potentially soon to be president. I don't want any of the nominees to get killed. I know, but you keep speaking it into existence.

You see Elon's tweet? Where he was like, it's crazy, no one's tried to kill Kamala yet. It's like, dude, what? What a crazy thing to tweet. He did it like the most powerful person in the world. It's literally the equivalent of Putin tweeting and being like, why is no one trying to kill Kamala?

He's like, blue check if you try to kill Kamala. Dude, there was a big piece in the New York Times last week about Elon Musk's security and how he's beefed it up over the years. I got to tell you, I think becoming one of the faces of the world is not a fate that I would wish upon an enemy of mine. Caleb and I and someone else, we were in, and Chef Donnie, we're in brunch in Miami after maybe it was during the Superbowl or some shit like that. And we went to this really nice brunch place.

They had a beautiful golden statue of a woolly mammoth to scale. It was lovely. And we're sitting there brunch. There are not that many people there. Great buffet, like dangling meats, dangling pineapples. They would just cut them up right in front of you. You would absolutely love it. But it wasn't very busy, but Jeff Bezos was just in the corner with fucking maybe 10 security guards around him. He's got a big security detail. Zuckerberg pays a ton. I mean, think of it like they can't, if they

get captured, the fucking fate of Facebook, Amazon, Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter are tied. The stock price is tied to one person to the point where billions of dollars are on the line. How much did the stock price of Apple drop when Steve Jobs died? Or was that not- It definitely went down, but Tim Cook proved himself to be a pretty worthy successor. Yeah. Have you ever seen that Key and Peele sketch? The Tim Cook one?

No. Or it's like after Steve Jobs died and it's Keegan-egan Michael Key and he's like he's backstage and he's about to go up for the for the you know, when they do like the big and really like one product. Yeah. It's like I'm going to make these fuckers forget who Steve Jobs

ever was. And he goes out there and he's like he's like so fired up and then he starts pissing all over the stage. It's so funny. I haven't seen that. I was watching the Mike Tyson one yesterday. Which one is that? I don't know if I've seen that one. I'm gonna take you out and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

He's like, no I'm gonna take you to a nice steak dinner and I'm gonna talk to you, I'm gonna wine you and I dine you and I'm gonna take you home and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Right in your ass. Yeah, that's funny Look I was like well you you mean metaphorically right and he goes even more into it cuz it's all playing on how Mike Tyson used To just say yeah Truly the most threatening gay. I think fuck you in the ass is like very tame compared to the shit that he was yeah He said I'll fuck you. I'll eat your children faggot. Yeah, what do you say? Did he say I want to eat your children in that post fight interview? He said that, that got misconstrued a little bit

No, I don't think it did, he was so fired up He said it because he wanted people to feel the pain that he was going through and the only way for them to feel the amount of pain that he was in was to eat their children Dude, it is, that post fight interview was like one of the best things I've ever seen. What do he says? He says, I'm out. He's like, I'm the greatest of all time. I'm Alexander.

And then he goes, uh, fuck, should I just play it? Praise be to Allah. Praise be to Allah. It's so good, dude. Play it. Because Alexander was probably worshiping the Grecian gods, which, you know, a little bit of a a zag. If it's a praise be to Allah, there's almost no chance Alexander was worshiping. most ruthless champion has ever been. There's no one can stop me. Links to the conqueror. No, I'm Alexander. He's no Alexander. I'm the best ever.

There's never been anybody ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dinsie. There's no one like me. I'm from Neckfall. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable.

And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah. Oh, he did say, he did say eat his children. No, it's out of context. I want to eat his children. That's not the same context that I was. No, it's out of context. I was out of his children. That's not the same context that I was thinking of.

Phrase be to Allah. And the guy behind him was like, yes, you are picking up steam with this speech. He was clearly trying to do what Muhammad Ali did, but Muhammad Ali, I think, wrote a lot of his stuff beforehand or was just that eloquent. I mean, that's a pretty good speech. That's a pretty good speech before he gets to the little bit all over the place. But he doesn't lose the pace. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable.

Yeah, that's pretty bad. Harvey used to have a bit about this, about Mike Tyson. What he said in that time, he got his GED in prison when he went to prison for being convicted of rape. And came out of prison with a far... It was as if the only things he studied were big words. And he throwing, spattering them into every sentence. And so he spoke like that all the time, right after prison. To have impetuous and impregnable back to back

and within pace. He never lost the rhythm of what he was saying. So he was a little bit all over the place with, I mean, he said, he's Alexander, I'm not Alexander, I'm Sonny Liston. Or like, just, I mean, you're saying you're a boxer and you're fucking you're also a conqueror And very close to getting over his skis. He never lost it

He's he's right on the right on the edge, but then he fucking lands it perfectly. It was beautiful It's one of like the first specials. I ever watched was Tom Segura's where he talks about See me about seeing Mike Tyson on the plane. That bit is so funny. Yeah, that's good I have another buddy. I told you this that was on a plane with me. Yeah, I had a cane right? It's like a week before the Jake Paul fight. Yeah. Yeah, do we literally waited for him to hobble to his seat? I don't think this fight is happening See I don't think this fight is happening That's so funny, they got have to have him hopped up on some crazy shit. Oh, yeah, I went fishing on a Friday

Yeah, yeah, it was pretty good. Okay fly What fish trout? Nice rainbows who's out there just me didn't see a single person. That's everything. Yeah, it was pretty sick I found a river where it's very shaded. So the water temperatures aren't too hot to trout fish Brought my thermometer with me 60 degrees flat perfect ideal temperatures. Mm-hmm. I saw I caught two trout and Then I saw the biggest trout I've ever seen in my entire life and I try I spent two I Extended my car rental. I spent two hours trying to catch this fish and I never got it Well, I had it I had it go up and go to eat the fly and then and then deny it at the last second and go back

down It's probably how it's so big and then deny it at the last second and go back down. It's probably how it's so big. Because it's smart. It's probably nose. Got a big brain. Dude, it was, I turned a corner and there was a, it was a massive boulder.

And I turned the corner around the boulder and there was a slow, really slow, deep pocket of water. And I saw it right there and it took a second for it to see me. Dude, it was like this big underwater. Oh my God. Which means even bigger out of the water. And then I went, so it spooked when I saw it.

And then I went into the woods and went back around and got on top of the boulder where it wouldn't see me. And I cast it at it. Dude, I must have changed flies 50 times. And I just never, I never could get it. That's why you do it though. I know. That's why you're out there.

If I got it, it would have been the greatest moment of my life. Who, how would you have even taken the picture if you got it? I don't know how, I don't think I would have been able to land it. Really? It was so big, dude.

And then when I was walking away, it jumped out of the water to eat a fly. It literally sounded like a human just cannonballed into the water. Teasing you. It jumped out? Yeah, it was the loudest. Glunty Ball is. Teasing you. It jumped out. Yeah, it was the loudest. Glunty Ball is doing a...

Dude, it was crazy. It felt like flop. It was so sick. Public pool off a floppy diving board. But I caught a good one. I caught like, I don't know, 15 inches or so. Picks? Yeah, I got a picture.

Hell yes. I would have loved to see the picture of that big ass one. That's the fucking dream. You'll get it someday It'll probably be 15 years from now. I'm definitely gonna go back. I caught this this little guy Nice rainbow. That's not bad Nice bow. That's good eating. I made 500 bucks playing poker this weekend. Damn really? We're at and I was down 200 and bought back in and then made it all back tripled up on one hand Really? Where were you the shipping containers?

I'm full of eights beating a Ace-high flush not where where was this upstate? Oh nice. It's like seven people playing at a private game or at a casino It's a fun game. Yeah Fun game with friends nice not not anything like so you made the most money then? No, another guy made $1,200. Really? Yeah. Damn.

That's so, that's more gratifying, I think, when there's a finite amount of money that's being exchanged. Yeah. Then as opposed to at a casino, when there's always someone winning more money than you, and there's infinite money to be made. Yeah, I agree. It was nice to sort of come back after really being down and I

was also pretty tired and didn't really want to be there and so kind of begrudgingly bought back in and wasn't planning to really and then all of a sudden. How are you playing? What was your, you playing pretty slow? I'm terrible poker. I'm terrible poker. I leaked away the first 200 over the course of probably an hour and a half, just kept losing hands. I'm not very patient. So after getting six, three, and nine, four, 10 times in a row, folding, you start playing those hands and then all of a sudden you get a pair of fours, and you're like, oh, I'm on the hunt. And then someone flips over like pocket aces, and you're like, ah, what am I?

I don't know how to play poker at all. You'll get into it at some point in your life, and you'll love it. I got a book when I was really young on all the hands that you can get. I think there's not much less cool than playing a silly dumb game of poker Like that where everyone's pretty drunk and no one's really sounds really fun trying that hard

and then there's one person who's sitting there like fucking shuffling their chips and calculating pot odds and Literally reading the faces and betting habits of everyone at the table. You're like dude. This is the equivalent of financial rape You're waiting to prey upon all of us all of whom are like just having a good time and trusting that There's no shark at this table. We're playing on a fucking the type of table that some bills fan would go through Fucking the type of table that some bills fan would go through You know, it's one in the morning rings from beer ponds Like what are we doing dude? But also I feel like if you're into poker like if you play a lot of poker and then you play in like a friendly game

It's probably hard to turn that off. You can't you can't and I mean Owens really good at poker any any thoughts on this like incredible. Do you think that it's Mean Owens really good at poker any any thoughts on this like incredible. Do you think that it's It almost seems unfair as if there should be like a Handicap system where people who have true poker tournament experience Should be assigned a certain number where they cannot play with amateurs in that type of setting You're talking about the real money. Yeah, and now I get it's like well, why would you let that person play? Well, you don't always fucking know But that's always true at casinos to write that scene in rounders

That's why people yeah people will give you a little okey-doke. They might give you in my play dumb or whatever Let you think let you think you got one. They white man can't jump you a little bit I have one more question, Owen. So when I had the nine's full house, I had two pair after the flop, and then the turn made my boat. Other people were still betting. And so I was, I think it's called Hollywooding, right? Where I was being like,

ah, should I call? I was like hemming and hawing. But I did that in order to coax more people to stay in the hand. In the World Series of Poker, whenever I watch it, people get mad at people who do that, right? But isn't it an important technique to maximize your value? So I've never understood that disconnect of why it's frowned upon to hem and haw and put on a, I don't know if I should call when you know you have the nuts. I think it's more if the betting's already done. Slow roll, slow rolling. I see, I see. Okay. Yeah, no, betting's already gone. Slow roll. Slow rolling. I see.

I see. OK. Yeah, no, that's not what I was doing. I hate unwritten rules, just in general. Those are my favorite rules. Unwritten rules suck so fucking bad. Actually, my favorite rules are written rules. And then my-

You like written rules. I like written rules. Because you're the eldest. That's a proponent. Isn't he younger than you? I saying though of his of his flock of children you know all that I have an older sister you do she's all just the two of us I'm the youngest oh really the youngest you like rules I mean the youngest is the other I've gotten the more I like rules. Yeah, I like rules. I also I also like people who follow rules.

It's just order. I like I'm an efficient person. I unpack my suitcase the moment I get home. Do you really? Yeah, that's crazy. That's insane. My suitcase sits on the fucking ground. Or if I unpack my suitcase within like an hour of getting home, I'm like, I deserve something nice. I'm like I deserve something nice I'm about to go shopping or something. I'm gonna get us in a bun. It makes me feel good to reset my My space yeah, you're like shit in the laundry like get it going fucking like the unwritten rules of baseball

And it's like if you break the unwritten rules, then they'll like throw a projectile 95 miles an hour at you psycho you well, it's an unwritten rule Dude, I think I went to the Red Sox Yankees game on Thursday Was that the one that ended with in a extra innings walk off or something? Yeah, that's pretty sick game Yeah, I went with Derek. I did Aaron judge hit the walk off No, he break his home run? That was game two. I wasn't there for that one. That was the next day.

Dude, how nuts is it that in one week we're going to be doing surviving basketball? There's going to be a lot of unwritten rules broken there. Shit's bonkers. Shit is bonkers. You should just join the game sneakily. Can't. Why not? I gotta go to a wedding.

Oh, your Indian wedding. My Indian wedding. You're going to your Indian cousin's wedding. Yep. Indian summer. 12 day wedding. Huge wedding? It's big, I think.

They have huge weddings. It's a big wedding. 500 people. It's not, well it's not in India. It's not actually an Indian wedding. I'm not. But it's 6 days long. I'm not Indian.

I'm not Indian. What? Hahaha. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, and since when do you have to be Indian for your cousin to be Indian? Right. Adoption. Yeah, I guess.

But I think if you're adopted, you probably don't have traditional Indian weddings, right? Think about when someone fucks an Indian. You don't get to prescribe the type of wedding that they have based on their adoptive practices. You are, that is true. And I'm going to step back. I'm going to fall back. I think white brothers should be able to have an Indian wedding if they want to, just like white brothers who grow dreads. My dad had to go to my dad's been to a bunch of Indian weddings.

And he has the big he has the sorry he has the sorry. And he went out one time. One time he came downstairs wearing it. Now I was hooting and hollering. My dad, my dad wore a sorry sorry, to his birthday party one time. Really? His own birthday party. That's so funny.

I don't even think he was being funny. And it was so funny. I don't think my dad was being funny either. Yeah. I think there's a sect of white bros that fetishize Indian culture that are super into it. I can't get over kilts. I don't like that look on a guy Well, it's crazy that they're their balls are just flying around What's that and it's also the the hairy legs in a skirt for whatever reason that combination? Yeah, but you there's always a little patch in the patch that's go to

Yeah, there's a patch of fur. There's some fur Yeah, between the hem of the skirt and the top of the sock Yeah bagpipes as an instrument also make no fucking sense every other instrument kind of like Yeah, like that it's it's it's what was it like the stomach of a sheep or some shit like that Oh, I think you're right about that but like every other instrument is like You blow into it and the noise comes out or you pluck the string and the noise happens. Like bagpipes are so complicated.

There's no other instrument that's anything like it. They require circular breathing, too, don't they? Don't you have to breathe in through the nose while exhaling through the mouth? I believe so, which I can't fucking do, bro. No, that shit's impossible. My nose is I need to I have a appointment with the ENT when as soon as I get back From surviving barstool like I ever breathe bro You breathe through your mouth as you're breathing through your nose

I even possible through your nose as you exhale through your mouth. You're blowing through your mouth Wait, how do you how do you exhale and breathe in at the same time? Some people can do it It's called circular and then does it that's how we can tell we can spit so fast You spit the fucking bars. Yeah, some of them I don't know And he couldn't say that unless you fucking circular breeze I Had that rap battle. Oh, yeah, this weekend. Oh, yeah. It was actually fucking awesome. It was really good. There's a good crowd. All the performers were pretty funny and like no one rolls. Any

brawls? No brawls. Any like old beefs? There were like a little bit kind of like trickled over. Yeah. Nothing too crazy. I haven't seen him since I was seven. Yeah. It was that kind of thing. Really? But it's the compliment battle though Yes, so that's why I told you guys take the time off. Yeah, you really sit this one out So I went out like 50 when he threw their bulletproof vest into the crowd. Yeah, I don't need it anymore It's like what when Trump threw his bulletproof vest in the crowd They can't touch me here But I just told him have a weed seltzer. Yeah, have a new ashtray name kick back

Enjoy yourself. You know you're gonna be nothing but love here tonight nothing but love at the Barclay At the Barclay Guys I hate to do it. I gotta bounce fair enough fine by me. Sorry. I'm gonna shoot My stomach is not feeling good at all Dana beers. Oh, yeah No, we're gonna go Using this we've already shot here. We already did the part that's for here in here. You just shut it down now No, we got five more to do damn. Yeah. Oh my god We don't even we I don't even have a guestbook yet we're waiting to hear from a few people

so fair enough Francis will be in Austin this weekend Creek in the cave Friday and Saturday and Rowan will be there on Friday with pop punk so come to the shows and then we'll go right to the pop punk show after Yes at punchup live slash Francis Ellis. Come to Francis's shows. And says I'm gonna be in Baltimore in October. The port the port me saw him. Oh, saying and mook. Wow. Yes. There's an amazing street food place that you got to check out.

I already told you to check out 10th Street oyster house. I actually think this other place is more to your liking. It's called like Rekiben? Ekiben? Ekibon? Ekibon. Ekiben. It's amazing. It's one block from or two blocks from the port. Sweet. Yeah, enjoy that. Alright everybody. Thank you. See you guys later this week. Thanks for watching!