Son of a Boy Dad - Self-Defense for Cheaters | Son of a Boy Dad #188

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Brass yourself. Tass, you look great. See that dick? He's got traded. Same for the fucking show.

To whom? Texans. Ouch. Say it. I guess he's not. All right. Welcome back? Texans. Ouch. Say it. All right, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Wednesday, April 3rd. We are here live from HQ3. Stefan Diggs has been traded to the Texans per source.

No Gabe Davis, no Stephon Diggs. Falling apart. What are the Bills going to do? I don't know. I mean, they still have good tight ends, I guess. Will you even masquerade as a Bills fan without their two top wideouts? No, definitely not. I'm out.

You're all done with that? I was done when Gabe left. Right. Yeah. You liked him because they liked Shane Gillis. I liked Gabe because I met him. Didn't you meet other players on the team though? Yeah, but Gabe was like the best one that I met.

Best player or best guy? Both. Damn. I'm sorry for you. Breaks my fucking heart. Actually, I guess I've met him a bunch. A couple times. I guess you did.

So I guess I'm a Jags fan now. Yeah. It's like never going to be a Jags fan. Trevor Lawrence. What about a Texans fan now. It's like, never going to be a Jags fan. Trevor Lawrence. What about a Texans fan? Texans have a bright future. Texans look fucking good. Should we smash a future on the Texans right now?

Maybe. Would that be smart? Dude, their offense is insane. Stroud. Tank. Nixon. Diggs. Mixon.

Mixon. Richard Milhouse. Schultz, Andrew, Dalton, right? Right. Reigning Rookie of the Year. And Will Anderson on defense. They're stacked. Stroud, Mixon, Diggs, Nico Collins, Tank Dale, and Dalton Schultz is their offense. Holy shit.

It's early in the episode to be talking ball, but what else are we to do? I mean, we just broke. Can't ignore it. I mean, move over part of my take. Can't ignore it. They're going to start having to come out on Thursdays. I know. Because we're going to fucking...

Well, people are going to listen to this, and they're going to go, oh shit, I guess I don't need to listen to part of my take tomorrow. We're going to soak up all the NFL news. Yeah. That's huge. Yeah. I'd love to see part of my take with nuance like that oh yeah the big pretty fucking big and they only gave up a second round pick

for him i know they must have wanted him gone he must have been causing some some trouble in the locker room yeah i mean last year remember last year he wouldn't even show up to practice because he's so damn talented because he's so damn talented i'm a digs guy i like digs yeah because you see yourself in him exactly because you're so damn talented because he's so damn talented i'm a digs guy i like digs yeah because you see yourself in him exactly because you're so damn talented i'm so damn talented so sam talented i know i hope he wins i hope the texans win the super bowl as a patriots fan i can't believe you're already giving up on the season bro the patriots the patriots might not win a game right i mean they don't have anybody right they don't have a single player on their team that's good right like it's not even like oh well at

least like at least like the giants it was like well at least they have saquon barkley it's like we don't have anybody you don't have a say at least we have remandre stevenson that's our best player that's so embarrassing he was out this whole entire second half of the season last year. That's so damn shameful. I know. A once great franchise fallen. It's like fucking the Roman Empire in like the 700s. Yeah.

I went and was completely disgraced. I mean. It was because the, you know what they say, once people start dressing in different outfits and gender starts becoming more fluid, the empires fall. Empires fall. I blame Mulvaney for the downfall of the Patriots. I bring – I blame Caleb Williams and his fucking painted nails. Yes. He's the reason that the – he's the reason –

Yay! Yeah, he's the reason Belichick quit. He's the reason that the page, he's the reason. Yeah. He's the reason Belichick quit. Was the theory that the, there's no theory that the quarterback can see the receiver's hands better if their nails are painted,

right? It's not like a catcher in the baseball. It would have to be the receiver seeing the quarterback's hands better because the quarterback's hands were the ones that were painted. Oh, okay. Didn't know that, but it could be,

I mean, there'd have to be some shit like that i don't know it's shameful caleb williams had matching nails in his phone case he had a pink phone case with his pink nails jack mac commented people were not happy but people and then he he dragged jack mac and uh yeah he flamed yeah you didn't see this no oh you went at jack mac on the timeline on twitter what do you mean? Oh, wow. Jack Mack quote tweeted it and said something and then Caleb Williams called him ugly or some shit.

It's crazy. I'll tell you what. Jack Mack does not like men who don't act manly. He doesn't like it. I've noticed that about him. I would get that more from Jack Mack if he was like a construction worker or something. It's like, dude, you're a blogger. You can't be like mad at the state of like testosterone in men and then write for barstool sports.

Yeah, you got to at least write standing up. Yeah. You got to at least put a hard hat on i can right under a beam or some shit like that like your hands should have calluses all over them if you're going to be commenting on caleb williams nail color yeah and i don't think even those guys give a fuck no they got they're too worried about welding about getting the perfect weld exactly about a beautiful beautifully shorn weld i think he uh jack mack does really well at the social stuff, but sometimes he falls into the talking points.

And one thing that made me realize that recently, and some of the talking points crush engagement, but he did the one where it's like, what's going on with buildings? Like we used to have

beautiful buildings and now our buildings are stricken by brutalist architecture. But I think that that's kind of like a soft talking point because you look at some of the most modern and uh well-known buildings like the fucking patronus

towers or the fucking burj khalifa the burj khalifa is one of the most beautiful buildings ever built and it's the biggest building it's a technological wonder there's like led screens from top to bottom. Where's the Burj Khalifa? Dubai. That's the big point. Biggest building in the world. And it's like wondrously fucking constructed. It's not like this square block of brutalist architecture.

I think it's just like these are just talking points that are guaranteed to do well. And to his credit, I'm sure he got millions of views on this video. But I just think that those talking points are kind to do well. And to his credit, I'm sure he got millions of views on this video, but I just think that those talking points are kind of, yeah. I mean, it's just the same thing as being like the new generation is, is, is dumb and bad.

I think architecture is something where when you try as an architect to break the mold and move forward, um, almost more than any other, I guess, art form, um almost more than any other i guess art form it seems that it's always going to be despised until the opinion turns to embrace it and i i think of the eiffel tower which was built by gustav eiffel for the world's fair and when it was erected in Paris, the Parisians hated it.

Oh, yeah. Hated it. Yeah. Because up to that point, as you guys probably know, Napoleon had constructed Paris in such a way that the architecture would be completely uniform. There really are no high rises in Paris. Right. And then out of nowhere, this phallic metallic monstrosity just pierced the sky. Yeah. And they had planned to take it down after the World's Fair, I believe.

Phallic metallic monstrosity sounds like an MF Doom album or some shit. That sounds fucking sick. Were you guys always under the impression when you were younger that the Eiffel Tower was the tallest building in the world? I don't think so. When I was a child, I always was like, wow, the Eiffel Tower must be a mile high. Really? It's really not that big. No, it's not that big.

And I think the Parisians would have liked it a lot more if they knew eventually that Brianna Chicken Fry would do TikTok dances in front of it. True. I think they would have been like, okay, there are redeeming qualities. But they came around. They came around, and now they of it. I think they would have been like, okay, there are redeeming qualities. But they came around. They came around and now they love it. Oh, yeah. But I think they came around rather quickly. What's not to love?

It's beautiful. It is an anomaly. Kendrick Lamar says he wished his penis was the size of the Eiffel Tower. He wishes it was a metallic phallic monstrosity. Yes. That's what he meant when he said that. It'd be tough to get to that road.

I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower. So that he could fuck the world for 72 hours. I don't think that that even is a one-to-one comparison. Not even close. Having a big dick doesn't mean you fuck longer. No. I think having a small dick might actually be more. Oh, absolutely.

Having a big dick, all the blood goes there. You're woozy. A Eiffel Tower-sized dick and you think you're fucking for that long? Imagine he'd have to have a fucking back girdle like he was working on a factory floor. Oh, yeah. Like he was unloading boxes. Think of the size of the vagina you would need in order to accommodate it. Well, I believe the size of the vagina was, it was supposed to be the world.

Was the vagina? You'd have to be the last man standing. The world has a vagina in that thing. Yes. The tectonic plates, brother. Is that what we're to assume? That's what I always assume. Well, if it is on that scale, then the...

I've never thought about it, to be honest. Then the Eiffel Tower is a micropenis. If we're talking about the entire world, then the world doesn't even feel the insertion of the eiffel tower if it's that big because they said if the world were uh like shrunken down to the size of a pool ball it would be smoother than any pool ball in the entire uh realm of pool balls created why do they say that because it's that's perfect of a circle it's that smooth of a circle on a macro sense and that pool balls have like small imperfections on a scale much

bigger than something like the eiffel tower so it's a micro penis that's interesting i actually never heard that i hadn't either really no are you actually do you actually mean it's a fun fact or yes that is a fun fact you're taking the piss it is it's interesting that like mount everest wouldn't even be like a little bit of a bump taking the piss? Yes, that is a fun fact. Are you taking the piss? It is. It's interesting that Mount Everest wouldn't even be a little bit of a bump on the pool Right. I thought that that shit was fascinating. You ever rub a pool ball across your cheeks or your mouth? It kind of makes me wonder how accurate that is.

Good try. You almost had that out. And then he had to do his thing. What were you saying there? No, I've never rubbed a pool ball across my cheeks. What did you say? What? What did you say? I said it kind of makes me wonder how accurate that is the the fact yes you think he's just having a having the piss i'm taking the piss i think you might be taking the piss fuck you dude

how dare you whatever not a problem no no hey want to play some pool again? No, not even a little bit. It got closer the last time we played. Yeah, that was beginner's luck. It was kind of like when you first get back into video games and you're really good, and then you get back to normal level. Or how the casino lets you win your first bet. Exactly. First time going to roulette in a while.

Roulette. Roulette. As the French say. Or craps. Or crepes, as the French say. Or crepes. It's a pancake game. Why don't they say roulet in France?

What do you mean? Roulet is a verb in French. Why wouldn't the T be a nice, soft roulet? It probably is. Really? Or maybe they spell it E-T-T-E in the French version. Oh, like a tiny roulette. Roulette.

But I don't know. We got to go to France. We actually have to go to England, bank some episodes. I want to go to England really bad. I want to go really bad. Me too. I want to go fishing out there. That's where fly fishing was invented.

Why? Why would we go there for that? Because it's beautiful. You want to go to the Cotswolds? I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about England. I don't even know where the fishing is i just know that it's supposed to be one of the best in the country probably the cotswolds you think that's what i would guess all right my iceland trip is off as of 30 minutes ago did i tell you that we were thinking about

going back are you kidding no i'm being dead serious didn't did i not talk about that yesterday it was probably why what's going on half the episode you're thinking about going back no i know we talked about roan going did i talk about that i was that we were going to go back no you're thinking about going back well we're not anymore it's off what too expensive damn i just heard about this i know so if you have i guess if you got the news yesterday, no need to think about it any longer. It's off. I've been thinking about it so much. Yeah. I retrieved my entire itinerary so we could trade notes.

Well, did you switch your itinerary up after yesterday? No, but the other hotel we're going to is called the Hotel Ranga. Oh, yeah. I'm familiar. No! Did you just repeat the entire episode from yesterday? Yeah. I mean, I bet you could.

Probably, for sure. You just have that good of a memory. Oh, yeah. Strong memory on me. And that little of awareness of what you said. That's true. Let's get somewhere here. I think we're all the same way with that, with the podcast.

Totally. As soon as it ends, you forget everything. Yeah, pretty much. Hey, what's going on sass i just said i just got off the phone with my friends and we canceled our iceland trip why the fuck did you cancel it too expensive you can't you can't uh subsidize them this year hell no not for this no no we were gonna get a lot we were gonna go to one of those lodges and go fishing but it's it's like 19 000 isky a day per person isk yeah are you familiar with the currency no i've never been you gotta get up on the currency really it makes no sense at all what's that trading at right now yeah i don't know they use decimals instead of commas what that gives me the isk so yeah yeah so so you look up like it's

like oh it's 19.9 isk per day per person and we look it up and i'm like oh that's only 14 cents a day so we assumed it was very cheap and then you realize that it's a comma instead and then you're like oh it's 200 bucks a day that uh 200 bucks a day per person to go to that lodge yeah and that's not even including like permits or anything how long are you going for we want to go for a week we're just going to go to wyoming let's just open up a gofundme i feel like we got we got to get your boys out there you're telling me it's 1 400 per person for you and your friends each to go to iceland for a week just to stay at that place just to stay at the lodge doesn't seem that bad i'm not being well my friends are poor as fuck why don't you pay

500 for each of them because i did that last year and it was a lot of money you make a lot of money though you fucking you're one of the 250. Yeah, but with the tour dates I got coming up, I don't know if I can swing that. I need all the hundreds I can get. A lot of tickets left for Providence this weekend. Come on out. A lot of tickets available. If you are listening to this today,

which will be Thursday, one show tonight, pretty much every ticket is left. So, no rush. You could probably buy them at the door if you're immunocompromised tonight's the show you want to come to yeah you'll have your own table you'll have your own row honestly you get a whole row to yourself damn your shows have rows oh yeah they have seats like that yeah i thought it was like all like tables and stuff like that you could

order mozzarella sticks i guess now you're probably right. It probably will be just rows, right? Or tables. It's tables and Providence. The Providence, the comedy connection. Yeah. Slaughterhouse. Doesn't sound like it.

It is. Sounds like a shut down slaughterhouse. It's one of those rooms where you can just do, you can do well even if there's only five people in the crowd. Vonnegut.

Yeah. Yeah. Love Vonnegut. Meat, Tyson, chicken processing plant. Bonnaroo is held on a, I think a Tyson chicken processing plant bonnaroo is held on a uh i think a tyson chicken processing plant and then there's a festival that goes on right there really chickens have recently been genocided oh no that's near nashville right i think it's uh maybe yes

manchester tennessee i think oh it's tennessee. But it is, I mean, Nashville. I don't hear much about those music festivals anymore. I feel like they had their heyday and have passed. But maybe I'm just aged out, so I'm not keeping it. No, I kind of agree. Coachella, Bonnaroo. Rolling Loud. Yeah, the one that's outside lands. Lollapalooza.

Lollapalooza. Lollapalooza. No, what's the one that's really deep? The one where all the people, like Chris Rock was there last year. I remember they were escorting him off because it was flooding. Burning Man. Burning Man. Burning Man. People still go to Burning Man, I think, because it's a very different experience.

But isn't that not even a music festival? It's not. It's not? I thought it was like an EDM festival. Oh, it's just a drug fest. It's a massive sort of hallucinogenic retreat they just stand in a circle in the forest but i do kind of agree that it has i used to go to festivals i used to crush festivals well i think after that guy opened fire on that one festival it kind of took away the glamour the one in las vegas yeah one in israel that one was bad especially

because then he was like well it was supposed to be lollapalooza and then everyone was like well never going to lollapalooza again some artist recently just said that he was like i think rolling loud is for kids and lollap or uh which is the one in la coachella coachella's for coachella is not in la palm springs oh palm Oh, Palm Springs? Sorry, bro. No! Clip that. I fucking embarrassed myself. Get that out on the main page.

That's the worst thing that could happen to a know-it-all like me. I come from a long line of know-it-alls, though. I can't blame myself for being a know-it-all. My sister's a know-it-all. My mom's a know-it-all. My grandmom was probably a know-it-all. Definitely. Her forefathers were probably know-it-alls. It's tough to break the cycle of being a know-it-all my mom's a know-it-all my grandmom was probably a know-it-all definitely her forefathers were probably know-it-alls it's fucking it's tough to break the cycle of being a

know-it-all exactly now but i i agree i think coachella has definitely taken a hit i don't think people want to go i think it's all like influencers now right it used to it was like the breeding ground for the original influencers yeah it was like a bacteria women would wear these original influencers yeah it was like a bacteria women would wear these broad brimmed hats and shirts with tassels on it like hearkening back to the 70s or whatever like that was the first place where people were wearing turquoise and shit like that yeah exactly how does coachella work if you're a normal person is it super expensive i don't even think you can go if you're a civilian bypass just go but they like all the influencers they get put up at these like crazy like airbnbs you got the vip stuff air conditioned tents like

they're in a goddamn harry potter maybe we should go this year and do a little like investigative investigation what happened to what happened to coachella yeah i mean you probably can't even bring in cameras maybe you could bring that's not a bad idea no what reframing it as though it's and just asking all the people who are there like how disappointed are you to have come yeah like when it's on the way down just ruin everyone's day yeah you're so late they flew across the country and saved up all their money to go and we're like how bad is this you're having a terrible time huh these artists suck music's not even good anymore you're not on molly that's meth you were given meth it's not mdma that's mda i have bad news for you they did you guys ever go

to film uh festivals or anything like that no well one time i one time I was, I went to a Deadmau5 concert and he wasn't even on when I left. Yeah, they don't go on until goddamn four in the morning. I left early. All these people I was with were doing, you know, the lab drugs

and I wasn't into that. So I just had a hard time and left. The euphoric sense when you walk into one of those is great because bonnaroo's on a farm yeah so i'd be there with my boys mike and they'd be fucking walking in through these fucking gates this archway as you walk in they're like we're back on the farm going fucking nuts so excited about it so if you caught people at that initial sense of euphoria and we're like can you believe how

fucking shitty it is this year you could really take the wind out of people's sails right when they walk in yeah that would ruin someone's entire that yeah not to go back to iceland but that reminds me of when when we went to iceland and we went to customs and the guy was like little early in the season huh first thing they say to us as we walk in crazy instantly it's like you're still smiling but you're like we fucked up big time you're like no that guy's can't be right he only lives here every single day of the year works for the government uh i went to sensation white i just remembered in copenhagen that was pretty cool european festival sat to be a whole other beast tomorrowland the one that's in belgium that looks amazing i think that the edm one the one night concerts are great a

whole weekend three day four day thing i could not handle those people who do those are like ultra marathon you got it exactly you have to be a super athlete to be able to do that mentally you have to like drugs on a level where you just you exist in in the state of wanting to recreate and rechase that that high i can't imagine getting so insane like day drinking getting fucked up and then also taking like molly and then sleeping in a tent and then waking up the next morning and not wanting to kill yourself it's this is it's my nightmare watching i can't watch that woodstock 99 documentary oh it's good i well i've seen it yeah but i couldn't watch the second one they made i know there was a second there was one that was on hbo and then there was one that was on netflix oh yes yes yes and i

couldn't when everyone said you should watch the other one it gives a different perspective and i couldn't handle exactly what you just described putting myself in the shoes of those of those kids knowing that they were sleeping and slipping around and filled shit fecal water and you know day after day dehydrated and they didn't even have that it was still like ecstasy then molly wasn't even invented no it was like they there was all pressed pills and there was always something bad in it i guess fentanyl wasn't invented either it was just meth it was just sweet meth but there was probably some kind of euphoric it wasn't just regular old meth but if you're seeing corn live meth probably isn't the worst option. Yeah, it might be the best. It might be awesome.

It might be the ideal way to do meth. Just getting whiplash from headbanging. And those mosh pits looked violent. Using your head as a weapon. Yeah. Torpedoing in like Ralph Waldo.

Putting your head down and pinwheeling your arms connecting and with someone's face and them not being mad that's what they signed up for that must be i mean the moshing and that the dancing must be how people kind of get through it because you're burning so many calories if you're on that those types of, maybe acid or days of even the lightest Adderall, you're just dancing for like 18 hours straight. So you're just leaning down and sweating it all out. But how do you not go back into your tent after that and not just have like the most insane like nervous breakdown? You do. Of all, like I would be in the tent like vibrating.

I think these people were pushing themselves to the point when they finally got back to the tent they would just fall asleep they were so tired yeah that makes sense the first time i went to bonnaroo i was in college i've been three times the first time i went i was in college and my boy uh and i we went and i didn't even have a fucking tent we stayed with strangers we just fucking pulled up and we just stayed with strangers under like their canopy in the front my boy drove down from new york with a fucking cab driver and he had like a little pillowcase full of fucking like the most ecstasy pills of all fucking time i didn't do drugs at this time and thank fucking god because the random people that we stayed with were like rocking back and forth from the ecstasy, like not even Swiss cheese brain, just like a fucking paper towel roll sized hole through the middle of their brain.

Yeah. Then I went back with some buddies after college and like I was like, yeah, we got to go. It would be sweet. And I was kind of doing drugs then. Not really. And then the third time i went on the first day before we even went into the festival we parked our car and i tried to do it all at once and it all hit me like a fucking ton of i was like taking acid and whatever i got into the

festival before we even saw the first musical act it all hit me not in a cool way it all just hit my stomach i was on mushrooms i was on acid weed and alcohol and i was like i need to shit yeah i need to shit right now luckily the porta potties hadn't been defiled yet it was the i was fresh to the porta potties but i was like going through it i didn't even know where I was. And I put down one of those, the liners to try and, you know. I've never used one of those. Sop up. Yeah, I just wanted to be as safe as possible. There was nasty things going on inside of my mind.

But I sat down on the liner and I just started dumping. But I didn't know and I didn't realize until afterwards, I didn't know if you're supposed to rip through the middle of the liner and I I just didn't know what was happening to my body so I thought that I was literally just shitting on a piece of wax paper and it was just smushed up against my ass like a fucking diaper I was like positive that this was what was happening and I couldn't like check back to see. I just had no idea what the sensations inside my body were.

I didn't know if I was diapering myself in my own shit on the first day of the festival or if I was actually doing it right because I'd never used one of those before. Turns out I was doing it right. It was going through. The shit was heavy enough that it ripped through. I didn't have a light little bit of shit, but it was a terrifying drug experience i felt so so so bad yeah it doesn't sound fun at all it was not fun back after that i went back to the car and i fucking sat in the back seat of a fucking a minivan for maybe like eight hours just like oh like hugging myself it was fucking terrible it was as bad of a drug experience as you can have

one of the last times i smoked ganja was i went to a slightly stupid concert in maine no after i graduated high school and uh we got super drunk before and then we went we got there early and we were front row and everyone was passing around a joint and i was like that like young when you're like really young and you're drunk and you're kind of just being like crazy and silly. And I, and I like, I never smoked weed. I hated weed. I knew I hated weed then. And I like grabbed the joint. I hit it like 10 times past it. And then I had to go just lay in the grass for the rest of the concert and miss the entire show. That was before like the openers hadn't even gone on yet. People were still filing in and i was just laying in the grass all the way in the back of the venue but as bad as these stories are it's almost

crazier the people who raw dog these festivals and concerts and do no drugs oh yeah and there's tons of them yeah they're called uh they're called predators i think i think a fucking quarter of the people might be on zero drugs oh yeah and they're just like dancing like harder they're like what's that guy on and his life is the answer he's just on life i think those people have something terrible happened in their life where it's like that they're like the music is genuinely like saving them don't you worry don't you worry child because heaven's got a plan for you going to like an ed like going to like what was that one the the big edm one tomorrow electric daisy oh yeah that one too

where's that forest that one's here in new york it's on the island yeah go to one of those sober like dancing so hard that you're like bringing your knee up by your like face you're like you should be studied in a lab. Yeah. What am I talking about? There's one that's out you got to take the boat to. And I don't think it's on Randall's Island. What's that?

Gov Ball. Gov Ball. Well done, Diego. We've got a young man there. What was the one that you were... I think the one that you were saying is in Florida. Electric Daisy? No, that's Bauhaus, Art House basil or basil and that's almost like a combination with uh like

people are just looking at paintings as well yeah yeah but that one's an influencer heavy too yeah gaz is in there oh yeah gaz i bet we could go to i bet we if we could go to coachella with gaz and he could like get us in on the inside scoop figure out what's going on behind the scenes that's the ideal crew they just take their shirts off as soon as they get in Dante's on the monster

stage right now on the ones and twos spinning some tracks Dante's on the box water stage right now it is all the most corporate of corporate sponsorships everyone's like freedom and love and powerade there's emts running around holding people and they're like get him over to the red bull tent stat freedom and love and rocket mortgage. Rent app.

Who we love. This guy OD'd on heroin. Burn him over to the rent app tent. Stat. They got Narcan over there. The rent app medic's tent. The better help tent. Who we love.

Who we actually love. We do love better help tent who we actually love we do love better help Baz is over listening to Buster Rhymes hoping he doesn't sweat through his black face wearing a turtleneck just covering every

other part of his body you know what I love about those music festivals is the people that the people that sneak in like a month prior and like bury a bottle of vodka that shit rules that's crazy that's cool yeah we sneak in like a month prior and like bury a bottle of vodka

that shit rules that's crazy that's cool yeah we should go do a piece on those people we should camp out like a month in advance of coachella and and catch the people who are burying the bottles there is a music festival in philly called made in america yeah you've been to it yeah they put me on the cover of their website that's love they put you on the cover of the website um i went the first year and on the second day i was like broke i had no fucking money and i like climbed a fence and then i climbed another fence and fucking like snuck in yeah i couldn't believe that i made it in and i saw a girl that i knew and uh this girl named kate klein and she was like did you just jump the fence she was disgusted she's like i was like yeah how fucking sick is that she's like i'm working the festival

i should arrest like or you like should be in trouble probably the last time i ever talked to her she was so disgusted because i guess i was too too old to be jumping the fucking fence at made in america i was proud of myself at the time never too old to jump the fence yeah fuck that you're too old to jump the fence when you can't jump the fence it was sponsored by budweiser like dude i'm pretty sure they were okay with money like they didn't need my fucking 125 that would have put me in the poor house i needed to get into that goddamn festival. She was so disgusting. I don't like that Kate Klein girl.

I'm frustrated at how badly she made me feel. We should get her on the podcast. We could really break this down. I mean, it was embarrassing for me. I was proud of myself, and then immediately it was fucking robbed of me. I would start sweating as soon as that happened. I'd start climbing out.

Yeah. It was such a fucking ballsy sneaking i climbed two fences and like looked each each way i was in the clear huh you have to throw the carpet over the fence yeah like fight club my bag of fat that i was using to make soap was fucking spilling all over the place festivals i mean at that time ruled you didn't really get that hung over now in our old age. Yeah, I used to go to this festival in Massachusetts every year. Levitate.

Was it a real festival? That was probably one where you sit on the lawn and listen to a bluegrass player. No, it was pretty big. I think it was like 15,000, 20,000 people. That's legit. Yeah, it was pretty big. They had a...

The last year that I was supposed to go was Jack Johnson was supposed to be the headline. Everything COVID happened. There you go. Like Hank's been a bunch. I went to... Yeah, I saw Jack Johnson at Bonnaroo, which isn't really that hardcore at all. No, it was a reggae festival. There's no company here where you could put on the back of a postcard.

Yeah. That's why I've only ever seen reggae live. The only other concert I've ever been to was Cousin Stiz. Which Tyler definitely knows Cousin Stiz. Oh yeah, he came in Barstool a couple times. Oh really? He did like a sketch with Cousin Stiz.

I hope he's doing well. It was like a recreation of that commercial where the guy snitches on himself for touching that ball that went out of bounds oh yeah i touched the ball coach i touched the ball wait did you you you and they just beat the shit out of the guy yeah in the sketch when did you guys do that probably five years ago damn Damn. Stiz. Yeah, I saw him live at the House of Blues. It was awesome. Massachusetts only, right? Yeah.

He was sick. Joyner Lucas. What about Slane? We were like 16. We were in Tennessee waiting in line. What about Sammy Adams and Slane, bro? What about our white brothers? Token.

What about Token? Yeah. Token? You know, my voice is videography. Really? Is he still kicking it? Still kicking it. Damn.

They think he's Boyan bogdanovich in the hawks yeah token does look like uh boyan bogdanovich hit him with the rhythm and i can i never got into token i just remember he was on the cover of like the boston globe one day and they were like token is sweeping the nation sammy adams was probably the biggest out of those three uh what movie was token in sammy adams was pretty the biggest set of those three uh what movie was token in sammy adams was pretty huge that one song nah bro you mean that one song that he had was like mainstream big you mean he was on barso sports.com no no is that really do you know yeah yeah that was a huge song wasn't it no i love college was the big song and then that was asher roth yeah he was big he was

actually mainstream no i know and then he put out he put out the other one he was in the freshman class for vibe magazine or yeah whatever the fuck source yeah yes yeah i say to my mom's this weekend and i forgot that i was in the source magazine she were in that not the freshman whatever but i like cut it out and like framed it and gave it to my mom. I was like, fuck it in here, mom. That's cool. Your boy made it. That's cool.

This was at a time when print media was dying. You're like, beat it up. They did a piece about me in the Ledger this week. Yeah. Your boy made it. I used to subscribe to Slam Magazine. Yeah, Slam Magazine was a good one. They're still putting out Slam covers like it's a fucking badge of honor.

Yeah. It's print media. Sports Illustrated is dead. Do you think Slam Magazine is doing it? You think East Bay is fucking making waves? I used to collect the XXL magazines. Yeah, XXL was another one. Was that the freshman one or yeah i think

freshman xxl was fresh and then so i remember when it would come out every year or i'd be like looking at like they're saying this person might make it oh yeah fucking sci-fi made it yeah i used to like have like i would used to like write like long threads on twitter about like why this person didn't deserve to get it who i wonder who you were hating on i don't know i was like really into like the underground rap scene for a while yeah nipsey shouldn't have made it yeah i was big i bet you were hating on nipsey russell bro no i was a big like rolling 60s hear you about to this now bro i was white i was the white underground scene man no i guess i liked some black guys too like xavier wolf i was a big xavier wolf fan

i was a big puya fan fat nick suicide boys juicy jay oh yeah real underground bro well i know juicy jay is not underground but he started working the rest of the guys i don't know who the fuck you're talking about so that counts as underground you don't know xavier wolf no shit someone check this guy xavier wolf was like the king are you saying Xavier or Xavier if he pronounces it Xavier I'm not gonna fuck with him if it's Xavier maybe I'll give him a chance I don't know but he was like the king of the underground rap scene him and Pouya

you don't know Pouya I have no Pouya but not like not intimately familiar like you are I've heard you mention him a couple times yeah well I used to be a huge fan what happened and then I realized that doing heroin wasn't actually as cool as i thought it was i used to be a big slug christ fan slug christ i was slug i was a slug christ guy and he was doing heroin in his videos i couldn't i i always hated slug christ you just said you're a big fan i was

kidding that guy would every song he was on i would be like what is this dude no and he had that song uh with keith ape i don't know and he was like rapping in korean slug christ was nuts dude he was like scary and he was because he was literally doing heroin in his videos yeah is he still around there's no way he was in the uh lil zen or no the little peep documentary oh that's not surprising but then like all of Lil Peep's friends were like, yeah, Lil Peep was hanging out with the wrong people, and it would just cut to Slug Christ being like,

Yeah, his voice, yeah, yeah. That's what his voice was, yeah. My friends don't like me because I do the fucking heroin. Yeah. Oh, he was terrible. I hated him. I gotta start doing heroin to get my rap career

to the next level there was a song with suicide boys called mount sinai and it was with slug christ and the suicide boys part was awesome and then and then slug christ came in at the end and like didn't have a great verse i wish you could see this guy francis why you used to cut out the songs you didn't like and just re-upload them to your Apple. Oh yeah, yeah. I would cut out people's verses on iTunes because that was back

when all your music was just on iTunes. And then you could just connect it to your laptop and it would be gone. Oh. Honja.

Honja, Honja. I don't know. I don't know that song. Hook it, hook it, hook it. I think the only Slug Christ song I knew was It's probably because

you stuck in the year 2K15 or 2K16 or whatever the fuck year it is. I think the only Slug Christ song I knew was... You're just going to get us demonetized? Might. I just need one second of it. This is bad as music gets, I think. Slug out. Yeah. If he doesn't have a label, he should be cool. this is bad music gets i think slug i don't know how you know slug christ but you don't know the other people that i was talking about slug christ was not even big say something turn it off it's so bad it's bad that it like actually it makes me uncomfortable to listen to it's uh it's just if this guy has a label it's got to be the funniest thing possible a guy in like pinstripe pants and like a white button up with slick back hair being like,

I think the kids are going to be really into hokey, hokey, hokey, hokey. We got a meeting with Slug today. Slug Christ is going to jump up on the conference room table and rap for us. It should be fucking dope. And shoot up in front of us. Kids are really into this, so we're going to give him some heroin. The only thing he had on his rider was some black tar heroin, so we're going to give it to him only thing he had on his rider was some black tar heroin so we're gonna give it to him so preposterous slug slug christ dude i used to try and play slug christ at like parties that's a surefire way to scare the hoes it was

i look back on it a lot and cringe heavily okay okay okay slug i just think i was so cool for listening to that music i was like yeah everyone else was listening to like the beatles fucking losers and now i listen to all that music and i don't listen to any of the music i used to listen to nice to listen to the beatles i have to listen to this slug christ if only i if only uh hey jude did it for me. Unfortunately, I need a hokey, hokey, hokey instead. That's the only thing that really scratches my itch. Slug Christ, just this edgelord, edgelord, heroin-ed out, 5'3", teenager. Yeah, I don't think that music's really meant for 13-year-old boys who live in rich Massachusetts suburban neighborhoods.

But ironically, it is. Yeah, it's true. Ironically, that's the only person, people that it's for. He probably had as much to do with the opioid crisis as the Sackler family. I don't think so. I mean, what was his monthly listeners on Spotify? I mean, Hokey, Hokey,key hokey only has 50 500 000 career listens pop punk has more listens yeah yeah which is crazy because hokey hokey hokey was i mean 18.9

000 monthly listeners not bad not great though 20 000 people a month are listening to him you gotta hope things get things get better for slug for slug christ i hope slug finds christ i know are the suicide boys still making music i'm not looking it up bro tyler you're definitely a suit you don't have to lie we know you're a suicide boys guy i don't know one song i'm not into suicide or heroin anymore bro i turned my life i gave my life to jesus i did listen to some suicide boys the other day And I was like this shit is actually pretty good Did you Did you go to mass on Easter

No Pussy Did you Not this year but I have before No I'm not Catholic Oh really What are you I guess Protestant

Episcopalian episcopalian per my you know i don't know i used to always be jealous of the episcopalians why all my friends were episcopalian uh yeah i mean we that was just the church we had in our town we stopped going when i was probably eight oh shit so you haven't been in a while the women priests were what did it for me i was like holy fuck they're cool as shit oh i didn't know they had women priests i liked that they let the priest be married and have sex makes sense yeah probably saved a lot of kids exactly right it should be like that you notice when you went to sunday school that they were not they were they seemed satisfied yeah the priests weren't backed up

they didn't have this like clawing horniness yeah it's just like ripping a hole in their garments why do you think the priests need to fuck kids and not just adults this is what the whole movie spotlight was about was that there must be that there was like a scientific correlation between you know being forced to not have sex and then developing these perversions or whatever makes sense it's also probably systemic in some ways yeah it goes where it's like if you were molested as a kid yeah it goes to the next level well there's that really creepy scene in spotlight where they go when she talks to that one priest and he's there like did you molest this guy and he's like of course remember and he's smiling and he's like but i what i did

i never got any pleasure from it oh i don't remember that i haven't seen i only saw that movie once i the scene that i always think back on is in Mystic River when Tim Robbins, as a kid. Yeah, when he gets in the car with the priests. And they drive off. And then he gets brought to the shed or something. And the priest comes. Ugh. That movie is creepy as fuck.

It's tough. It's tough to watch. It's truly a horrific institution, the Catholic Church. Because the letters were released, and they would be writing about the kids in long-form handwritten letters, being like, oh, yes, there's a willing participant in this parish. Yeah. It's like, what?

Yeah. They're writing back to the Vatican. It's getting sent over the Atlantic Ocean to talk about who they fucking molest. It's surprising that it survived it. Right, what the fuck? I always used to be so against it that I would be railing against the Catholic Church and how evil it is that people would be like,

dude, did you get molested? I was like, no, it's just fucking disgusting that people act like this is just like, oh, we're gonna go to church and sing a song. There's gonna be a guy with a guitar and there's like little ghosts of molestation in this building. The outcry happened and then it passed and then it just became fodder for comedians. Yeah, exactly. It just became a joke.

And now people kind of just still go to Catholic church. Like lacrosse players are still there with their full family of nesting dolls looking exactly the same as one another no offense to lacrosse players none taken but there are lacrosse players in church yeah it is weird though and it is weird how it's such common knowledge that you can make a joke about it and everyone gets it instantly oh yeah like no there's no one out there that doesn't know that priests molest kids right and now all the priests just got like shuffled around now they're just in arizona and it's such a it's you know being a catholic i think is very personal and is a source of identity and pride for a lot of catholics obviously and for them to have to just take that joke, because it's such a fucked up joke,

and for them to go to comedy shows and know that they're going to probably hear a Catholic priest child pedophile joke. You just got to be like, ah. Yeah, well, we did that. I'll be in church this Sunday, though. I'll give 10% of my paycheck, though. Oh, shucks. I used to do a joke like that i used to joke about

the priests and i stopped doing it because it was it was just too uncomfortable i didn't like i didn't like the reactions it got it would do well but it was like i just felt like it felt like bad doing it yeah yeah it's at the expense of something very evil yeah and then penn state gets those jokes and it was only one dude. I mean, it was every priest. Yeah. Classic Penn State guy. Tough. That's tough.

But I'm saying, we have to eat those jokes, too. We don't deserve it. Yeah, right, dude. I pull up to pick up Sass in his Penn State sweater. Bruh. Bruh what?

I was grooming. I was getting groomed by you at Penn State. No, you were grooming the next generation. We went to Penn State, and instantly it just came right back to you. Let me get this kid in a Penn State sweatshirt. Here's some ice cream, son. Yeah.

Sit on my knee. I mean, listen, Roan, in your defense, I think Sass making these jokes is a little played out. You know, I just wish he would go the extra seven miles. Roan used to make a bunch of sand dust. bunch you get that no not at all i had a feeling what is it the seventh mile was the charitable organization that sandusky ran which brought kids in for football which is where he where he molested them damn right or was it the second mile second mile no wonder it was so funny i wouldn't have got it no you fucking don't see i knew i knew second mile no you said seventh mile

it threw me off i was like what like the eminem movie damn it oh no that's eight mile fuck you know what i have to eat that i'm gonna have to eat that was it was so good though and it was right there it was there and i fumbled it damn it fumbled it right in the shower damn good one of my boys uh got molested by sandusky no he got offered out or like uh molest uh uh sandusky wanted to bring him to uh a football camp like a linebacker's camp he was pretty cute did you watch that paterno miniseries on hbo where al pacino plays yes it's so funny is it good no is it not good i don't remember i mean i watched it the scene that really stuck with me was that that one of the kids that accused him

got bullied at school because everyone in that town loves Penn State so much that they were beating up the kids that were accusing Sandusky and bringing down the program. Oh, really molest you? You want to bring down State? That's literally how that entire town was brainwashed. People who didn't even go there.

That's crazy, yeah. I would argue with people who I graduated with. I was like, why are you defending him? It's so weird to defend him. Dude, it's weird. To stake your reputation on this. I can see you doing it for Diddy. Yeah, exactly.

Or Michael Jackson. Right. You were getting in an argument with someone about Michael Jackson. They just put their foot down there like that didn't happen. It's like, oh, were you there? People are like on Twitter. It's crazy. Wildly defensive over Michael Jackson. It's such a oh, were you there? People are like on Twitter. It's wildly offensive over Michael Jackson. It's such a strange hill because, you know, it either did or it didn't.

I guess only a handful of people know for sure. I guess we'll never know. And I think having a strong stance one way or another, if you're wrong, you are denying one of the most horrific things ever. Right. I will say they tried to, there was like an article came out a couple of years ago that was like, Bob,

some girl was like suing Bob Dylan for like fucking her when she was like 14. And this was like in like the sixties or something. It was like so long ago. And I was like, no fucking way. Dylan would never do that. Yeah. And I was like 14 and this was like in like the 60s or something it was like so long ago and i was like no fucking way dylan would never do that yeah and i was like i actually have no he could have done that for sure i have no idea i like him though i was like i like his music so i'm gonna say he didn't do it i like the one song that he made so i believe he's incapable of of crime i mean that's kind of how you are with Sandusky.

I was literally the first person to condemn him. I remember the exact day when it started coming out. Were you at Penn State when it came out? You were graduated already? I graduated. But I remember where I was at the house in Maniunk. And I remember when it came on TV. And my boy, Mike, I was sitting there with my boy, Mike.

And he was like, he'll tell you this day. It could be anyone. Yeah, it could be anyone yeah it could be anyone mike sandusky but i was i was condemning him within the fucking second i was like fuck that dude yeah and i would engage in debates with these other kids from fucking penn state who were like defending him for what for what reason yeah he didn't know it's the same thing you don't know if he knew or not yeah how could he not know i don't know 10 years later at penn state they're doing the same shit i'm like yo you guys were like 12 when this happened like i was like yeah you have no idea it's so insane is it still a

massive topic of discussion there my very first day at penn state i saw this like giant joe pa fathead at some random like party i went to some guy like elbowed me he's like you know he didn't really know right i'm like dude come on joe paul is the confederate flag of penn state he's part of our history okay these colors don't run. It was for states' rights. It didn't represent slavery. Yeah. I mean, we didn't actually lose any of those games. He brought us two championships.

If it's going to take a couple kids down, it's worth it. Did they win two championships when Sandusky was the coach? I think so. Damn. All right. See, now you got me on kind of which side do I want to take. Right. Yeah.

Winning's winning. I mean, it's like Belichick cheating. Exactly. Spygate. Yeah. It's exactly like Spygate. They said the dude, Mike McCreary, he walked in on it happening in the showers.

Yeah. And then he immediately just went and got a slice of pizza. What? Isn't that true he like went to like canyon pizza the place where it's dollar slices and just like sat down and ate a slice of pizza to think about it he's like dude i need some time to think i need a canyon pizza it's not a bad way to go about it a dollar slice yeah i don't know if i have much of an appetite after something yeah he's woofing down a dollar slice. This actually has me thinking. I need something in my body.

All this boy rape has me thinking. Slice of Zah would kill right now. God damn, I am hungry. This is a tough one. And I don't make good decisions on an empty stomach. I'm going to need a little food. They should have that be a commercial for that pizza place. Like the Snickers commercials.

You're not yourself when you're hungry. It's also far away from the stadium. So he sat down in his car and drove. Dude, imagine if Penn State did walking tours from like the shower yeah pizza place like the 9-11 museum yeah this is the tissue box to use for cleanup believe it or not he actually he didn't even drive he ran he got there in under under 10 minutes people say he was running at a five minute pace he earned his slice yeah that's the Penn State way. We are. His fun to run ratio was off the charts.

He actually burned 10 times the calories on the way there. My sister is thinking about going to Penn State. Yeah. I mean, she'll have the time for life.

That's what I said. Oh man, imagine visiting her up there it'd be fun you got to do the bryce jordan center what's that it's the arena oh yeah i gotta do a show there play it you gotta do a tight 10 there or the beaver stadium yeah or maybe if they have just like a classroom or something the hub play the hub i mean some of the classrooms are like 3 000 people Yeah, or maybe if they have just like a classroom or something. The hub, play the hub. I mean, some of the classrooms are like 3,000 people.

Or what's the biggest one? Isn't there like a 3,000-person classroom? I think 2,000. 2,000 is insane. By the way, Patriots doc, one thing that someone messaged me because we had talked about why Belichick benched Malcolm Butler for the Super Bowl. And I said something must have happened. He must have fucked Belichick's wife or something.

Somebody messaged me and I have no way, no way of confirming or corroborating this whatsoever. But that, do you guys have any idea what the theory is for why he did that? No. Fucked his daughter?

Fucked his son's girlfriend. What? Now, I have no idea. That is the feeblest, thinnest source. I heard they ran a train with Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah. Could be that this person who sent this to me made it up completely. I have no idea.

I'm just going to throw that out there. If that's true, what a pussy move by him, by Bill Belichick to bench him and let family get in the way of winning. That's everything that Bill belichick shouldn't stand for i agree he should be like i'll i'll do whatever it takes to win i'll deflate footballs i'll spy on other people i'll fly balloons and fucking wear binoculars yeah it it since when does he have a moral compass where he's like no you've had sex with my son he doesn't even love his son no and and i will say too uh i have my if if that were true then malcolm butler's uttered sort of confusion yeah yeah uh is either such a good acting to cover it up why i have no idea yeah why i mean certainly it wasn't that i fucked his son's girlfriend um so i don't know

that seems a little are we not allowed to do that i didn't know i wasn't allowed to do that i know that broke the patriot way yeah i think that makes it way more of a reason to bench him why disobey the team like that disobey that's not like in the team rules like show up early. If you're not early you're late and don't fuck my son's girlfriend. Well was his son one of the coaches at the time? I don't know. No? No that was when his son was like

wearing lacrosse pennies to games. Backwards hats. No that was 2017. He might have been. 2017. I might have been. 2017. I think that is plenty of a reason to bench someone. Yeah, yeah. For sure. If you fuck one of the coach's girlfriends.

And it would be explained why Belichick never commented on that. Yeah. You're probably not going to get a lot of playing time. Short that shit out after the Super Bowl. If you fucked one of Sandusky's boys, there's no way you're starting that game. Why is Puzlezny getting benched? It doesn't make any sense. He took one of my boys.

I wonder who got that shit out there. It was probably an Eagles fan that found it out and leaked it into the— because they played against the Eagles that year. Yeah. leaked it into the because they played against the eagles that year yeah the an eagles fan probably saw malcolm smutler hot mouthing with fucking steven belichick's boo thang at a fucking local chili's yeah took a picture of it and sent it up to doug peterson dude the fact that um remember the celtics coach and then Iwo... Ime? Ime Udoka. Ime Udoka, excuse me.

That whole scandal broke. And then Stephen A. Smith was like, this happens all the time. Wait, what happened with this? He fucked one of the owner's wife, right? Or a front office guy's wife. Yeah. And was like hitting on with women but but

it was all i think consensual yes i have no idea anyway but they suspended him for the entire year the head coach of the celtics a year after oh shit i remember this yeah fired him first in the east yeah yeah and uh he had made it to the finals i I think, against the Warriors. And then he got fired. And Stephen A. Smith commented on it and was like, this happens all the time. I'm fully aware that players are always banging the wives of guys who come in

and being like, all right, boys. Yeah. How are we doing this season? Let me know if you need tickets. It kind of makes sense. Who did Tony Parker do, right? Tony Parker.

Tony Parker. Smashed the whole team. Tim Duncan. Or Jenova. Yeah, Jenova. Or maybe I thought Michael Finley or some shit like that. I mean, it kind of makes sense. They probably fucking hate those guys.

Not only that, but those guys probably have good-looking wives and girlfriends because they're rich. Yeah. Why not just fuck one of these whores that go to NBA games? These jersey-chasing Brazilian of these like whores that go to nba games he's like jersey chasing brazilian butt lift whores like why do you have to go after the the the wife of another that's like uh it's forbidden but also that he made doka was married to nia long yeah and tony parker was married to eva longoria two of like the hottest women that have ever walked the face of the earth. Yeah.

I mean, listen, it's that old saying. If a man eats steak every single day, he's probably going to end up on the Joe Rogan experience. Yeah, liver king. That's the saying. Is that it? Yeah, that's exactly the saying. He's probably going to end up having to take a statin. Because his blood pressure is gonna be

through the roof his cholesterol lipid a protein his lipid a proteins are gonna be clogging up his heart at that frequency rogan said though that fucking uh bourdain was about to have to take a statin and instead he just started doing jujitsu and yes i heard that sticky lipid a proteins completely got cleared up so francis maybe if you had just rolled a little bit yeah one time i got cheated on by a college girlfriend and i started taking self-defense classes i don't know if i ever told you true story were you defending yourself against her hurting your feelings that's the problem she never got cheated on by a guy in the street who was like, put your hands up or I'll fuck your girlfriend with her blessing here in front of you.

So I don't know. I was so mad that I thought I would have to fight the guy. And I was like, well, I don't really know how to do that. So I started taking street fighting self-defense classes. And self-defense doesn't teach you how to attack. No. It taught me how to disarm someone that had a knife it was a lot of krav maga kind of shit akito and we were rolling around on these i mean the types of mats you'd find at a kindergarten that are like puzzle pieced together on a wooden floor in like a third floor walk up in the west village it was in new york yeah oh my god bro

and uh i did a couple i did like one or two classes and um it was so painful because these nobody has control over their limbs yeah so you're rolling around you're trying to gain top mount you were gonna wrestle him in the street i don't know i was trying to get full guard in the fucking harvard quad and then throw some elbows and you know that were not 10 to 2 pointing you knew the guy yeah do you think they were gonna come for you no that would be so i just thought i was just an idiot i mean i was so mad about it that i thought i had to fight him for my honor but he was bigger than i was and i had thought i could level the playing field by yeah by taking

some self-defense classes but being mad enough to enroll in a class and then staying mad and then going to a class and then staying mad yeah no it was all uh it was all very a learning experience because i rolled around with this overweight sort of asian guy and um just him having like errant elbows and you know accidental shoulder smashes taught me that i don't i don't want to do the real thing you can have her keep her you know we're we're trying not to hurt each other and i'm still getting hurt so damn what so did she uh how did you find out that she cheated she told me what yeah and uh did she want to stay together or was she like i'm leaving you um what sports did he play?

I'm not even going to say. I'm not going to say. It's so bad. Squash? Was it like a combat sport? No. And he's bigger than you? The squash team is jacked.

They were big and wiry. I honestly don't even know what squash is. If I saw squash, I'd say, what is that sport? Come on, that's not true. I honestly don't even know what squash is. If I saw squash, I'd say, what is that sport? Come on, that's not true. I don't think I know what it is. You're from Massachusetts. We weren't playing squash growing up. It's like the home of squash.

Yeah. Must be a Western Mass thing. Definitely not. It's strictly Eastern Mass. You think that they're at fucking Amherst playing squash? Tyler doesn't know squash. If you saw squash, you might say say is that racquetball or squash but you'd know it was one of the others now it's narrowing it down they have squash paddle paddle squash is it glass there's a glass usually there's a glass

back wall sometimes the whole court is glass if it's a really fancy now i know squash the only time i've ever actually seen squash is in new hampshire at a gym Back wall. Sometimes the whole court is glass if it's a really fancy squash court. Now I know squash. There's a line. The only time I've ever actually seen squash is in New Hampshire at a gym. That's white as hell. How about that? Yeah. It reminded me of, I saw this Reddit post the other day. I guess it was on Twitter.

And it was on r slash meth. And the caption was just, X is coked out with new dude and said they're going to come shoot me. They hit him up and said they're going to shoot you. We're going to come shoot you. Fuck. God damn it. If you're on meth and already paranoid, that has to put you over the top. That has to be enough to make you want to quit. I got to reddit with this yeah what am i the asshole r slash am i the asshole x says she's gonna come shoot me with her new boy two sides to every story

am i the assholes hilarious those those posts grind my gears why because it's all they're clearly never the asshole it's always am i the asshole and it's obviously that they're not the no who on earth would have called you the asshole that's not true sometimes they are the asshole i feel like i never see the when they're the asshole it's always like uh wife fucked her boss and said she was gonna murder our kids So I took our kids and brought them to my parents' house. Am I the asshole? And everyone's like, God, no.

No, in no way are you the asshole. The ones that I see are, the ones that get pumped to the top usually are a little more, there's two sides of it. Really? You could argue either side. Here's one.

Look at my traffic stopping thing. Okay. That, I think, is a great... Is that on Am I the Asshole? I think it got put on there. What do people say? You're blocking emergency vehicles or people who are needing to get to the... There's always someone who's like, just last week, I was rushing my dad to the hospital

and someone did this and he died. Yeah. Shame on you. It's like, you made that up? Yeah. Also, no one else has ever done that. That's a move that's Shame on you. It's like you made that up. Yeah. Also, no one else has ever done that. That's a move that's unique to you. People are doing it.

I think you started something. People send me videos of themselves doing it. People are doing it. I've been going into the Holland Tunnel and people are doing it. That one's the worst. Yeah. Because you are, they have to merge. There's no turn off.

And so, and you're just adding time to my commute yes i've been in that car driving and now you see them come and i want i'm like looking and i'm like you think you're better than all of us they go it's just a flood of cars that use the breakdown lane the shoulder and there are signs that say shoulder in the holland tunnel oh yeah before going to oh got it and they are flooding past you and each car that goes by you do the math in your head and you say that's that's an extra 30 seconds that's another minute before i get home i just had i just let 20 minutes go by it's unreal here it's infuriating and if you just did it yourself and then the most annoying thing is when the people let them merge

i know if you go you'll have some fucking respect for yourself and don't let them merge i know if you go you have some fucking respect for yourself and don't let them merge i agree with that why are you letting them merge i never i dude i i'm i'm this close this close i will risk a fender but i'm so i'm like you're not merging not not and if someone and if someone fender benders you from behind and their excuses i wasn't going to let them merge you have to let that go oh well i'll pay for that damage. You do not let them merge. We are human centipeding our cars. We are linking like a train to prevent them. I was driving to Philly this past weekend and it was thick traffic.

Everyone's going fast. And a guy tried to like pass me to get in front of me to get into like the fast lane of traffic. It's like, dude, you would not be going any faster than me. I'm not letting you fucking get past me i'm going to stay like if i just say a half car length behind this person you're not getting in front of me he's like driving next to me like trying to fucking mean yeah fat guy hawaiian shirt yeah should be walking says it all i got into it though so you know when you get off the holland tunnel and then you're and then it's even it's still traffic outside of that the curve part yeah so i'm i'm out of there are you talking about going to new jersey or coming back into the city coming back into the city yeah the

curve yeah and when you're when you're out of the curve then there's those stoplights and that's where there's a lot of traffic sometimes and there was a guy that was trying to go around me and i wouldn't let him go around and then he got stuck behind me and so we're in a lot of traffic and he's i look in my rearview window and he's looking behind me waving and i was like yeah jokes on you dumbass now you still have to sit in traffic why are you waving at me i was already in the traffic and also why are you acting like i lost i'm still i was in the traffic i mean in the 80s 90s even early 2000, the way to get back at someone like that would be flip them off. Yeah.

Now the way is give them a thumbs up. Yeah. That will enrage someone. Oh, yeah. You give someone a thumbs up, or even if they do something to you, you're like, oh, yeah, real cool, buddy. Yeah. Thumbs up is the new middle finger.

There's no doubt in my mind that there's no bigger aggression than the thumbs up. Thumbs up is good. It's passive aggressive. Oh, yeah. Good job, buddy. Yeah. Even if you text message someone a thumbs up, it is an aff aggressive oh yeah good job buddy yeah even if you text message

someone a thumbs up it is an affront have you ever been text message like not the even the thumbs up on a text message okay that's fine but if you find the emoji of the thumbs up and send it you're like oh fuck you yeah even liking the message though is usually pretty nasty that was a thumbs up yeah like because haha exclamation point one of those thumbs up is heart thumbs up is crazy yeah they crazy not even microaggression that's just macroaggression massive aggression massive aggression diego clip this get this to the masses they need to know yeah but i didn't ever i never thought i was a road rage guy i was always like yeah no i don't i'm never thought i was a road rage guy i was always like yeah no i don't i'm just going i was like i'm just gonna go i'm gonna get there when i get there it's

not a big deal the holland tunnel is a different level of rage i posted that clip again the original one and it did exactly the same thing that it did two years ago yeah dummy it's got like 5 000 comments chains of people fucking 89 comments long just arguing with each other screaming at each other and a lot of people being like try that in chicago i dare you i hope you come to chicago i'm waiting and i'm like i'm not coming to chicago i'm not gonna rent a car in chicago go to your busiest fucking tunnel entry and do exactly this but it's also like and if you do what you're gonna kill me yeah you're gonna murder me yeah there's enough you're gonna go to jail for life i bet there's people in chicago who would do this there's there's enough principled fat polish guys with open carries and handlebar mustaches that would fucking do this there's enough principled fat polish guys with open carries

and handlebar mustaches that would fucking do this shit yeah protect the people love saying that like oh try that in this town it's like and what what's gonna happen yeah i usually just lie when i sometimes i'll respond i used to respond i don't anymore but i would i would write back i actually did that in detroit three weeks ago and nothing happened. You know. The gangs had my back. It was fine. They said that road rage comes from a survival instinct though because you have such a heightened

sense of everything that's going on because you're driving a car at a speed where the slightest turn could kill you. So you have this heightened awareness of everything that's going on, and it raises all of your temperatures. And so if somebody is like something that wouldn't really piss you off

because you are so heightened and so on edge and so aware of your mortality, how it's literally in your hands, then you're at a point where it's like, fuck you, you're going to fucking get ahead of me like threaten me threaten my life yeah but i get i get that when the driving is dangerous from the standpoint of we're going fast someone did something dangerous you're putting my survival at risk when you're stopped in traffic you're not really at that risk true maybe then it carries into it fury over being having time yes the time um your time is being wasted i will say when i'm in a cab going from like newark to my apartment it's not your fault and they know but stop them from doing it but they cut they cut over saying oh i'm not i'm not complaining at all no i know but like fuck those guys waiting in line you can

you can justify it by saying yeah you're not going to tell your driver how to do his job yeah he doesn't speak english no yeah he's innocent you're not going to use google translate to say senior please wait in line please obey the social contract yeah we're all in this together we are one people of earth yeah you're not going to try and guess his ethnicity like some andrew schultz crowd work i left enough time yeah for for 15 minutes at the delta lounge should i um yeah huffing and puffing on the way to the airport it's way more stressful on the way home who gives a fuck yeah uh there's never traffic on the way to the i don't get this i don't get this phenomenon that i mentioned though which is when people do make up these fucking bullshit stories to comment and say you know i was driving my infant son who was having an asthma attack to the hospital the other day,

and someone did this, and now my son is gone. Because they're enraged by your post, and they want to justify their rage with some type of scenario where it would have been appropriate for them to have that much rage, where they shouldn't give a fuck about your post. Well, to me, it's like you're making that up to weirdly virtue signal or potentially you do have a son and you're imagining a nightmare scenario where this would make you really angry that's what it is but you're testing karma by invoking your child's death or your older father's death it's a weird fantasy i don't get it yeah it's it's like when big cat was telling have you ever heard big head tell the story about when he

uh the guy that created quest bars and they had him on part of my take and they're like so like what was like the uh inspiration behind quest bars and he was like i imagined my wife and my daughter getting raped in the middle of the night. I wouldn't be able to defend them. And they were like, all right. Ah, yes. Throwing quest bars at a potential rapist. Yeah. One of the most tried and true thwarting techniques. Yeah.

Now in Ninja Star. Yeah. They were like, that's a weird thought to be having. Don't hit that house on 32 West Elm. They've got a pantry full of fucking cookies and cream quest bars yeah i've heard they've even got the tortilla chips in that house success does sound sweet but then you you look at some of the mindsets that people have to go to to find success for themselves and it's like it's probably not worth it you're all nuts that's like what whiplash is about yeah how so because he's insane

and he's like doing all these things to be one of the greats but it's like he's crazy i don't need to be one of the greats that's why he gets like hit by the 18 wheeler and then he still runs to the venue and they're like dude you're fucking nuts can't people just low-key become one of the greats? Yeah, me. You're watching it. You're witnessing it right now. I think being one of the greats is a ridiculous dream. Like Bob Dylan, he would have low-key became one of the greats, except for he had to have

that 14-year-old. Bob Dylan is one of the greats. No, he's a child rapist. No, and also Michael Jackson is one of the greats as well. So let's be honest. No, he's not, bro. I don't listen to any of his catalog anymore Yeah you do You were just listening

He were just listening to Billie Jean on the way over here No you know what My favorite Michael Jackson song is It's Human Nature Which is definitely about pedophilia Yeah Why, why Tell them that it's human nature what what are you justifying michael

the weirdest the weirdest uh michael jackson video is the one where uh what's his name pushes him into the pool who's the little boy that he definitely got macaulay culkin and he pushes him to the pool that's nasty work yeah i don't know i don't know the video it's uncomfortable to watch you've watched it a couple too many times Sounds like you know every detail No, that's why I just said have you seen the video And then I can't name anything that happens in the video Aside from him getting pushed in the pool

Don't try and twist my words Sounds like you were fucking weirdly Obsessed with Macaulay Culkin I will say the Diddy thing has me thinking The Diddy thing has me thinking How many pedophiles are really out there It's's starting to feel like it's got to be like 50%. No, that seems high. Well, you'd have to imagine there are a lot that have it and have the control not to act on it. Yeah, yeah, most. I would say most.

You think? Yeah, definitely. I wonder. you think yeah definitely i wonder i think that it's i think it's the other way around i think that like so many of them have been squeezed out and there's few enough of them right now and so like but there's too many labels to go around for pedophiles so they are slapping labels of pedophile on whoever fucking they can get a hold of i don't know dude it's like you got the epstein shit which is like every famous white person then you got the diddy thing which is pretty much every famous white person. Then you got the Diddy thing, which is pretty much every famous black person.

And then you got like, I just watched that Quiet on Set documentary last week. It's like there was three pedophiles working on the set just coincidentally. But these are places, I mean, at least the last one. The Quiet on Set, where pedophiles would work. Yeah. It's an industry where you would go. If you like animals, you work at the zoo yeah yeah i was saying i was thinking that when i was watching it because they were like there was like

an interview with dan schneider when they came out with uh what is it all that the sketch show yeah and they were and he was like there was just no loved that he was like no one was making good kids sketch shows it's like yeah because all of the sketch comedy writers wanted to work for snl yeah right they didn't want to work for kids yeah they didn't have a session there were other good sketch shows at that time they wanted to work for a famous adult show um yeah uh what was i gonna say i wanted to say uh about the pedophile thing in i think i heard that in japan they there is always this thought of like manufacturing child sex dolls to satisfy the urges of would be pedophiles yeah i saw that and it's controversial because it's twisted in a way but the theory is that if

they're able to take out those urges here it prevents it at least satisfies them so that they don't does it though do i don't know because if you have a if there's an adult that is like a virgin kind of a weirdo who has a sex doll doesn't they don't they probably want to fuck girls more after they're saying it's giving them a taste for blood yeah they're like well now i want to fuck the actual blood in the water thing well they could just uh uh accompany the child sex doll with uh like a 25 year prison sentence that comes in the same box yeah true yeah it's not a bad idea if i know pedophiles as well as i think i do sass on this one right if they're not using those japanese sex dolls then they're probably watching

child pornography which is gonna have a similar effect that is true that is true you're they're they're fanning the flames of the fantasy until they can't handle it anymore yeah the weird thing about all these guys is they are organized pedophiles i don't know that seems generous have you ever seen i mean quiet on set this guy had The weird thing about all these guys is they are organized. Pedophiles. I don't know. That seems generous. Have you ever seen... Dude, quiet on set.

This guy had like file cabinets for each of his victims. But these are the prolific... I mean, you're talking about the Babe Ruth of pedophiles. You're talking about guys that have documentaries made after them. Yeah, these are the greats. These aren't the guys that are... This is the Mount Rushmore of pedophiles. These aren't guys that are just like stumbling onto –

All right, today's Mount Rushmore. All right, today's draft. We're going to do a snake draft of pedophiles. Eddie, who do you got? But the guys who are getting caught on To Catch a Predator or – I mean, To Catch a Predator has spawned a dozen vigilante shows where they just catch guys in uh walmart's but that's another that's another reason to think like okay it's got to be common enough to the point that if they made an entire hit reality tv

show on it like they couldn't do they couldn't do catch a predator about people who fuck animals it's like that louis bit though that you talked about it is it is so many people's mortal fear even if they have no proclivity towards it at all we all a lot of people have had that nightmare right yeah what no what louis has that bit which one i was thinking of the animal one now i'm thinking of the snl monologue one no it's not the snl monologue it's on the album for which he won the grammy sorry yeah yeah where he talks about how like even people who have no no fantasy or urges whatsoever are normally wired uh still have that terrifying fear just as like we all do that they're gonna fuck a kid or that no that they're gonna be accused of it oh oh yeah yeah yeah doesn't is that what he says yes i don't know he has one bit are you thinking of the one where he where his girlfriend sends him the little

girl's panties yes yeah that's exactly the bet yeah yeah he doesn't want to throw them out yeah because he because his he worries he doesn't want the trash man to find them in his in his uh yeah it's like i can't chop him up and place them in different ditches along the country yeah because it's it's like you know even being complete having someone completely fabricate that you are that way or that you you know someone's gonna believe it like diddy yeah another bit, though, on the SNL monologue where he's talking about- Is the Diddy thing fake? If it is, wouldn't we all feel kind of rotten about ourselves?

Probably would. We've jumped to conclusions. He hasn't had a single charge levied against him. They were saying that he got JB, though. Jordan Berry? Justin Bieber, bro. Come on, now. Stay up.

Damn. They're saying he got JB, and they're saying that uh yeah of course they're saying that like dom lucre is saying that and they're saying that the nickelodeon guy got leo dicaprio which he did for sure have you seen the video that he like hugs him he like he's like rubbing his arms really weird i mean i saw them saying he got JB because he like patted his chest I don't know that's how Pat Bev greets me okay then

son of a boy that's been son of a boy I'll be in Philadelphia anyways but back to your experiences with the catholic church let's go back to talking about your time in boston with the catholic church bro you were literally second mile that's francis's joke that you're fucking repackaging i butchered it so he can clean it up if he wants it's open no he wouldn't have even had the reference

no he wouldn't have you're absolutely right now i do bro adding fuel to the fire yeah you do not want to give me any ammunition killer like me you put a fucking bullet in the killer's gun you know someone's going down exactly uh i thought there was was more. We had more on this, though. I don't think we've closed the loop here. It's been a lot of pedophile talk. Yeah, we do that, though. That's one of our big ones. Safe to assume this one will not be getting monetized.

Wait, my wife just texted me. Go ahead and play that whole Slug Christ song. My wife just texted me. She said, oh, no. Sass stayed at the same hotel as we are? No. No. No. Listen to the episode.

Oh, no. By the way, we did 20 minutes on Slug Christ, and you guys were talking about it, and I was thinking to myself, I haven't spoken in a while. And then I looked down and realized I was wearing a cream shawl cardigan. Yeah. And I thought, this isn't really the outfit for a Slug Christ weigh-in. No, it isn't. But I bet there are some guys out there who listen to Slug Christ who dress like you.

Now, because they found Jesus. They found Jesus. They found the real Christ. Did Slug Christ, does he rap about Jesus? Only slugging of Christ I want to do is when I'm chugging some church wine. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Then I'm slugging of Christ I want to do is when I'm chugging some church wine. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Then I'm slugging that blood. Okay, we don't have to talk about pedophile stuff anymore. Let's record again tomorrow. Let's bank one tomorrow. Does that mean that we have to bank one tomorrow? No, it doesn't mean we have to, but it just would be good to get ahead of it. It would. I will not be here.

I'm thinking about your comment you made about how you think there are a lot out there that are not acting on it, that have the restraint. You think that there's sleeper cell pedophiles that are willing to be activated if the laws just get changed? They'll wake up like the Terminator and their eyes will blink? Dude, there's gay people. There's gay dudes who don't act on their gay urges ever and that's accepted what do you mean what do you mean it's accepted what how do we nobody knows what do you mean it's accepted what do you mean what do you mean i what i mean what do you mean no you don't get to what do you mean my what do you mean i'm saying that i the thinking that there's not pedophiles out

there that are that are not fucking kids there's gay dudes out there who aren't fucking dudes why why is that why is that birds of a feather there why is it why does that yeah what parallel are you drawing from pedophiles and gay dudes i'm saying it's like an urge that you're that they're resisting well then you could say that there are people resisting the urge to put their penis in a handsaw i don't think that's as common you'd be surprised i think that was a pretty reasonable comparison that i made there's any you could make up any urge that people are talking about sexual urges that people don't act on one is like i guess you could say there are straight people out there who are you're arguing there's furries who don't dress up in costumes.

Yeah, exactly. So you're arguing that pedophile is just an orientation. That's an interesting point. That it's an orientation and it's not their fault. That's your argument. You're arguing for maps for minor attracted persons. If you say that being gay is not a choice, then you would say that being a pedophile is not a choice.

By your logic. You guys have kind of walked me into a little bit of a tough place to speak on. Where I feel like I don't really know what the right answer is. Yeah, because you're a map. If I had to guess, I would assume being a pedophile is something you're born with oh no yeah i actually don't know that i disagree

with that i would assume there's not a dude out there who's fucking like hot girls all the time who's like yeah i'm gonna start fucking kids probably that seems like a good route to take with no actual i mean if you want to fuck kids, you want to fuck kids. I'm glad this is this deep in the episode that you're saying this because this is the worst thing you've ever said. I don't, it's a weird point. What is the other, what's the other option? It follows Louie's argument on the monologue, which is that the consequences are so bad that why would anyone ever make the choice to do that? Because they're predators and this is prey. I could see you getting your brain rewired enough to a point that you are like all of a sudden you want to fuck kids.

It's because you want to have sexual experiences. Like if you get molested. People who are malleable enough that you could mold their mind into doing what you want because they don't have fully formed brains yeah that's that's probably the more sort of psycho yeah leave with that next time instead of letting me ramble on about what i think if you have some well thought out opinion on it don't let me say my i just thought of this opinion right now but it came to me as common sense that they're called sexual predators like you're late everyone's waiting for me to speak up on what I think about if it's a choice or not. I want to know your opinions and you're like, yeah, it's not

their fault actually. I don't have an opinion. I don't have an opinion. And I never said it's not their fault. You definitely have an opinion. You voiced opinions and then walked them back. Because we're on a podcast. I can't just not have an opinion. You've got to have some sort of opinion.

Oh, there's a mic in front. I guess I better say something. In no way do I actually subscribe to this belief. I don't think that pedophiles are good people. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Glad we clarified that notion. Yeah, but you saying it so plainly like that makes it seem like he thinks he doth protest too much.

Well, in all of the movies and stuff about serial killers who usually are fucking their victims and stuff, they all were molested as a child. No, the question I would have then is, is being a serial killer something you're born with? No, it's usually if your mom hates you. That's what I took away from Mindhunter, at least. Don't you have well-adjusted, well-raised serial killers? Doesn't that happen? Yeah, I guess. Brian Laundrie or whatever the fuck that dude's name is.

I never followed that story, but didn't they have a nuclear family? I don't think he was a... Was that the guy that put his wife and kids in the grain silo? my brian laundry is the gabby petito guy and he wasn't a serial killer oh i don't know i didn't follow this case i don't have this womanly obsession with serial killers like you do i don't either but i know brian laundry because it was the biggest news story probably in the last five years that was gabby petito's killer yeah hmm i didn't know his name i'm glad we kept going so we could unearth your fucking oh my god dude you're gonna want to cut a lot i don't give a goddamn about what we cut all i know is i'm gonna be in providence rhode

island next week or this weekend sorry not next weekend i'm gonna be in providence island tonight tonight thursday night tonight and tomorrow night and the next night so please come i'll be in philly all weekend there's plenty of tickets already sold for that let's really focus in on providence rhode island this weekend providence i mean if you're boston like you come down to providence pretty easy come up from you know yeah travel Connecticut that's a fun

place to go to over a weekend or if you're a friar if you go to the school there at Providence yeah that's one of the

funnest party schools it is yeah Providence College is really good yeah good fly fishing out there too

bringing my rod bringing my wand out there Brandon Walker texted me yesterday and he goes i hope you're doing well and i said what and he said i hope you're doing okay don't make this weird and i was like did someone die i said i said i thought roan died that was my instant thought

was like roan died and i and i and like it was in the yak group chat and I hadn't read the news yet. That that's so funny because last time you texted Brandon Walker, you just said some random shit to him and he acted weird towards you. That's true. And now you're doing the exact same thing. I'm looking back at our old message. I said, is Penix Jr.

better than Jayden Daniels? And he said, no. And I said, we'll see. And I said, then why'd you ask? So you guys just have this fucking icy relationship. He texted me at 7 PM and said, no. And I said, we'll see. And I said, then why'd you ask? So you guys just have this fucking icy relationship.

He texted me at 7 p.m. and said, God damn it. I hope you're doing well. And I said, what the hell does that mean? And he said, I hope you're doing okay. And I said, I'm doing fine. Why? Did something happen? And he said, I'm just saying hello.

Don't be weird about it. And I said, I thought Roan died. And he said, well, now you made it weird. And I said, I'm just saying, hello, don't be weird about it. And I said, I thought Roan died. And he said, well, now you made it weird. And I said, you've lost your goddamn mind. I hope you're doing okay is very different from,

I hope you're doing well. Those two messages carried very different connotations. It's a little bit of a weird message to get at 7 30 PM. He's just probably happy that you're not betting his sister. Probably. I think him saying, God damn it. I hope you're doing well would would assuage any worry i might have that i think when he said god damn comforting me yeah i think he said that because i said because i read the messages

last time and he probably got back to him oh right right you will you mentioned that he was your best friend well he is which is very funny. Yeah. Odd couple. One of my best friends. He should come to England with us. He did text and say, next time you go fishing, let me know. Yeah, but he doesn't, he like pond fishes. I hate to break it, bro. I've been doing some pond fishing and it is fun as hell.

Yeah. Oh, no. That's where I caught that big ass bass this weekend. Really? Yeah, that's where you catch the bass in the fucking ponds. It was very fun. Yeah, probably because you're shooting fish in a barrel. It's so easy. Right. I Yeah, that's where you catch the bass in the fucking ponds. It was very fun. Yeah, probably because you're shooting fish in

a barrel. It's so easy. Right. I mean, it's so easy. Yeah. All right, that's it. All right. Providence, Rhode Island

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