Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad #136

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Sort of like a tool. He was just fucking it up because he wanted everyone to know how straight he really was. Yeah. TC Hafenreffer. Yeah, I get that. Then we walked in on him getting fucked by the English teacher.

Really? No. Sounds like he he did it didn't happen that would have been uh statutory rape true it would have been because of the age difference there is a good age difference there did you ever have that ever happened at your school that's probably a dark topic we don't need to get into that no it's fine um i don't mind we i know there was a big one in Maine pretty recently. Did not at my school. Probably like 10 years ago. Not that I know of. I don't think we did. But I want to hear your story.

Oh, no, it's not my story. There was just a I know of a story. Are you sure it's not your story? Yes, I was not molested as a child by a teacher, at least. All right. Sometimes I wished I was. I i can tell there was a hot teacher oh okay i thought you meant for like uh settlement's sake oh no no that would have been an odd by the way in life there's a story all right you talk for tell tell your statutory

situation i was not in a statutory situation and i don't really want to tell it because i feel like i cat's out of the bag now i can't put that toothpaste back in the tube i feel like i like i don't know there was just i know there was a teacher in maine who like got in trouble and it was a whole big story but you had one at your school but one of my friends went to that school what was that story i'm trying to find this other story for you this is insane why are you looking through your trying to find this other story for you. This is insane. Why are you looking through your messages to find it? Because it's in my messages.

It's in my messages. No, that was pretty much the whole story. It was a pretty dark story, so it's not really that funny. Most of those stories are pretty dark. There's not a lot of laughs in most of them. Can you tell it in more of a lighthearted way? No, because there's really not a light.

I guess one of the funny things was that the teacher got caught Snapchatting with students. And she was like, I always Snapchat with my students. That's how we communicate with them. She was like, I like to use Snapchat instead of email. Yeah, that seems pretty. And the jury was like, that does make sense. She didn't get in trouble. She got in no trouble.

All right, let me tell you this story. So this kid, and I'm just going to paraphrase a little bit, but you can look this up. And I don't think he'd mind me telling this story on Son of a Boy Dead. Yeah, that's kind of why I didn't tell mine. This young man told me that he liked my work or something. And I said, oh, thank you. And then he said, when I was in high school, he was dressed up, I think, in a gigantic clown costume. And the entire student body beat the shit out of him.

During a pep rally. And he sued the school This is already a good story. You don't have to paraphrase. Settled for ten and a half million dollars. Damn. From what school? You can look this up.

Can you look stuff up? Look up the clown beating in Maine. I don't know if it was a clown costume. It was some kind of a costume. And the reason that he won the settlement was because it was at a pep rally. And I think the principal or the teacher had encouraged the students to go beat this kid up. And he was part of the school. They all knew it was him.

Yeah. And they pig piled on him and they gave him traumatic brain damage. He had to relearn how to talk. Oh, it was a chicken suit. Chicken suit. Not as funny. I think a chicken's funny.

A clown suit is hilarious. Beat up the clown. Was he wearing, he was dressed as a full-on chicken? Dressed in a full chicken suit. That is pretty funny. That must have been a wild day at school. The guy who shot Drake and Degrassi was in a chicken suit.

Really? Yeah. I don't know if it was an homage. It might have been. Yeah, maybe like Degrassi just dropped and they were like, get that fucking guy for what he did to Drizzy. What you say? What did he do to Aubrey?

He was Aubrey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was, that's when he was he do to Aubrey? He was Aubrey. That's when he was still going by Aubrey. That's that fucking guy that shot Aubrey. Get him. The teachers are all pissed. Did you watch Degrassi?

No. I've just seen clips of it. Uh-huh. This kid got beat up uh is by a school whole school as a chicken i can't read the article because it's paywalled there's a clip of it too there's a video yeah dude i thought he sent me this i thought he was fucking with me that's crazy that must have been the craziest day of all time imagine going home to your parents after that not the chicken guy no not the chicken guy the other people like at the people they were

like how was that was the pep rally it was fucking awesome yeah or they were best pep rally of all time i might be in trouble yeah um if the cops come by the house later i was at the bottom of the pig pile and i took a couple liberty licks at the old chicken. People were probably should do that. That's like the best way to get a school fired up for the year. I couldn't resist. I knew nobody would see me. Maybe Kyle should do a sequel to the monkey boy doc about this. Yeah, they should.

On this guy. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Yeah, he's cool. He's a cool guy. I mean, he's really, you idea yeah he's cool he's a cool guy i mean he's really you know he's grown i think he's i think he's been become more appreciative of life and and all that i'm sure yeah yeah you got a second lease yeah that's crazy he does a big golf trip every year and he invited me to come on it and he said how much would something like that cost and i he had told me this whole story he's Money's probably not an issue for him.

So that was my point. Initially, I was like, man, I should probably do that for free for the guy who was beaten up in the chicken costume and had to relearn how to walk, talk, and swing a golf club. But then he told me how much he settled for. And I was like, that'd be $20,000. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, he wanted you to do stand-up on it? No, no. Just come out and play golf in the golf tournament with him thousand dollars yeah that's crazy oh he wanted you to do stand up on it no no just come out and play golf in the golf tournament with him no that's interesting actually i think i said 15 but now that i'm thinking about it it should have been 20 yeah 10 million is a lot

i would probably get man that's pretty rough getting beaten by the entire school yeah it's so good but it is a really good way to like get the whole school to like that's like a bonding exercise they all probably after that they were probably like we are all one like we're all gonna take we're gonna go to the grave with this all right honest question what brings a school school body together more communal beating of a chicken or a school shooting that you all survived together? Oh, definitely the chicken. Really? Yeah. 100%. School shooting divides it. Definitely. Does it?

Yeah. Because you become like a face of one of the two parties. Yeah. And everyone, yeah. On Twitter at least. Yeah. You don't want to be. That's, I don't think that brings the school together at all.

I also think you like don't even really see anybody for another like year after that happens. Why? Because they have to like shut down the school. Oh. I don't think it's like, let's all go back in the next day yeah you can go to school next day after beating up a chicken a hundred percent they probably all went to gym class after that and to what went to like history yeah they probably also went on with their day yeah yeah you're probably right i got a test after this imagine having to take it you got a big trigonometry test teacher goes why is everyone sweating yeah they're like you missed it the pep rally was fucking nuts bloody knuckled up did they know it was a student or was that like yes

that's that's why they all knew who the that's why it was horrific is that they knew who was him. And it was the teacher, I think, who pushed everyone was like, go get him. Get him. Yeah. It's David in there. They must have started as kind of like they wanted to make like a friendly little gag. Well, I think if you look at the video and you can find the video. I would love to see the video. They're pig piling on him.

But the question remains, why did they pig pile and then beat the shit out of him? It probably just it probably started as like a pig pile. Like it's all jump on the chicken. And then somewhere in there probably got mixed in. Someone accidentally threw a jab trying to get up. Yeah, it could be. And then another person was like, oh, shit, we're fighting the chicken now. Or someone was like, he's fighting back.

Yeah, yeah. It was like that video of the fucking, the Crips getting initiated into the gang. Oh, I've never seen that. Fight back. You've never seen that? Do they tell them to fight back? They get jumped by like the whole gang. Yeah, I know that.

And for what, like a minute or 45 seconds? It's a good amount of time. everyone's just beating the fuck out of him and they're yelling fight back and you can't fight back well you try your best but i think i think i found the video oh you did what year was this oh four uh maybe that sounds like a long time ago but i guess i was just when did you graduate high school I was 07 Jesus

did you go to high school yeah 2019 wow that's crazy dude did you ever guys ever get in fights and stuff god no there was one fight when I was in 8th grade and that was a big deal but it was always like anytime there was a fight it would be like some

weird kid would transfer to our high school and like try and kill someone and then everyone would like beat the fuck out of him but it always be like the other weird kid that already went to our school they would like have like intense beef uh the weirds battle of the weirds it was always the kids that were like smoking weed in like 7th grade you got it? can you angle the computer our way or yeah this is this is dark

this is fucked up man boy we really need Roan don't we should be here soon if he's done spitting they said we could go over ford though though yeah yeah we can draft movie snacks yeah yeah we're gonna do a draft at some point for sure all right oh you texted it yeah i have to keep my computer we can't we can't pull uh we can't pull it up on the big screen right all right let's see here um fuck I don't know

oh yeah I don't have it he gave it to you let's see yeah if you're watching at home you gotta look up this chicken beatdown so you can watch that with us there's an ad

there's an ad i guess we probably shouldn't talk about this anymore no we should move on bad yeah i wasn't expecting that to go well i do want to see it but it doesn't really help if just we watch it from this angle and no one's gonna see it you kept mining it um even though i need to like cut to music breaks. I have APM. I can play songs. Oh yeah. They fucking. Oh dude.

His head pops out. Oh dude. They knew who he was from the jump. The mask falls off. Oh, this definitely was a while ago. Cause this camera, this is like similar to like the videos of like nine 11.

That's a, like that's similar camera. It's a while ago because this camera, this is like similar to like the videos of like 9-11. That's a flip phone. Like that's similar camera. It's a flip phone. It's a flip phone. I was watching a 9-11 documentary. Oh, dude, they beat the fuck out of him. The other night.

I don't know why I chose to watch it. Oh, dude, the whole school is jumping on him. The whole school. Like the cheerleaders are getting in the mix. Dude, you got 10 and a half million. Think about like how much that. The whole football team team it's all dudes wearing jerseys yeah are they like playing a team called the chickens the next week that might that might have been it it has to be the whole football team jumped on him he might have been dressed as the mascot for the opposing school i bet that's what it was something like that but they knew it was him going as bin laden yeah yeah the next day who did russell brand after what 9 11 he went to work

as bin laden yeah i'll pull up the article i wonder why that's pretty fucking ballsy yeah that's that's like before bin laden had even claimed credit now they all thought it was saddam hussein no that's not right it is i think it was 80 of america thought saddam hussein was in charge of 9-11 until like 2010 you always do this we always get into the weeds on 9-11 and you weren't even but it's true you can look it up yikes oh we are oh we're good so sass and I went to roan's apartment on monday night

yes massive apartment yeah it's like a warehouse it's bigger than this office you could rollerblade in there you could do anything in there it's the i was walking in i saw the building and i was like this is pretty fucking crazy doorman pretty wild and then i got up to his floor and it was like all of the doors the doors to get into the apartments are like these massive fucking doors big doors they're like 20 foot doors bank vault yeah and then you walk in and it was like roan all the way on the other side of the apartment which was like a mile away a mile like roan looked like did

you guys walk sprint jog it was i mean francis was running around the apartment i'm trying to figure out what the do you remember i came in i, I brought a whole plate of food that I just cooked. Yeah. Think that's weird? No, not at all. I showed up with a plate of dinner that I had just cooked. Well, because they live in the same building. And I brought a plate of dinner.

So you just came down from the floor above. And then I had to create a seating area for myself to eat my dinner while they ordered food. Yeah. We got, I'd known you guys were going to order food. I probably wouldn't have cooked myself dinner. Well, I didn't know we were ordering food either.

I thought you were cooking us all dinner. How about this? How about this? Yeah. And you didn't respond. I was busy. Do you want dinner? And I know,

and I was busy. What? Too, too busy to say yes or no. Yes. I was on the phone. can't speaker quick out no i didn't even know i got texted but dude shocking i texted rome yesterday and i was like i can't stop thinking about how fucking big your apartment is that's big dude it's like you walk in and rone is like this big it's like the it's like when you see the comparison of the earth to the sun yeah you know those comparisons was just the blue dot that's

ron inside of his apartment yeah the ceilings are like 70 feet tall yeah it's him taking a piss in the middle of the night it's like the long tracking shots oh dude runner it's crazy it's insane and it's like it's like uh have you ever seen the dude that created kombucha? This is the comparison that I use. Have you ever seen that video with the old Cody Cohen, Noel Miller video? It's like, that's what his apartment looks like. It's like all minimal, like this table would definitely be in there, but it would be worth like $20,000. It wouldn't be this one.

And it's like, that would be, this would just be like in the center of like a massive room and there'd be nothing else in the room. And it'd be like, holy shit, look at that fucking table. table like they have this big ass they have this massive like a dining table 30 feet long and there's just two chairs on both ends are we giving too much info i feel like you're giving too much info on ron's apartment what is the info that i gave that he has a dining room table i don't know it's his home there's a a lot of really personal stuff you're saying about his apartment. What? Sorry we lost you there for a second, everybody.

We're back. This is Son of a Boy Dad. Live podcast. A couple technical difficulties. I wish you knew what happened. Talking about chickens getting beaten up. Generally don't know what the hell just happened

We were just chilling Just the barstool difference Everything exploded I think the wifi and shit went off I have no idea Feels like the Chicago guys aren't playing fair anymore It was an interruption in the feed We're back

Roan, roan, Roan Really need him for the show No, no, we got this Well Let's talk about you So let's get back to the chicken Let's get back down to it That guy got fucking pummeled

What the hell Yeah, they turned him into a He was flat Butterfly chicken Exactly Now, Sass Is it still live? They turned him into a flat butterflied chicken. Exactly. Now, sass. Is it still live? Yeah.

All right, good. What did you say? Back to Roan's apartment. Oh, yeah. We don't have to talk about Roan's apartment anymore. Well, I wanted you to. I came in. I was excited to have some drinks.

Drinks with Roan. Boys night. Monday night football. Birds game. Lost everything. Lost. I've been up. I was up $400 last week in betting. It's all gone. excited to have some drinks drinks with roan boys night monday night football birds game lost everything lost i've been up i was up four hundred dollars last week in betting it's all gone four dollars in the account nice so we're watching the game i mean that's tough to do and i'm drinking a beer and roan's having a beer he's had a couple and i sass won't drink i don't understand why this is such a big it was a monday night and i was like i'm not drinking because i drank all weekend i'm going

to skank fest tomorrow this is my point i was gonna interrupt it sounds like you have a problem yeah well i don't normally i didn't i don't drink that often but when you only drink when you're with me do i want my friends to drink i want you to be drinking with me. Yeah, but I didn't want to drink. You are opting. You're saving your drinking. You're like forcing me to have a sober sass night so that you can save your drinking nights for other friends. I'm saving my drinking nights for the weekend and when I don't have to do shit. That hurts my feelings. That's what you should do.

You should save your drinking nights for nights where you can drink. Come on. Since when do you have any structured of week situation? Always. I don't like to drink on the weekdays. That's not true. We always drink together during the week. Maybe on like a Thursday.

Wednesdays, Tuesdays, Thursdays. I don't drink. I don't drink Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday is a weekend. So I drink sometimes Wednesday, sometimes Thursday, usually Friday, Saturday.

And I try to only really drink heavily one night a week. What night? Doesn't, I don't know what depends tomorrow night. Definitely. Oh yeah. My point being, you know,

hopefully take it easy. Friday, Saturday. If you, if your friends are putting somebody together like that and it's a fun thing i think you i actually don't really like drinking while i watch football i like to just ball out i think you should be drinking no is it still going or now it's shocking how many people stayed watching we only lost like 200 viewers

yeah this just goes green and then pops out and then they just that's probably when they get the most excited can we pull that off because i don't want to look at the comments there we go all right well we're back let's just take this thing from the top i guess yeah yeah so welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. We are live for the third time today. And a lot of people like to talk shit about our work ethic. But I don't know a lot of people that have gone live three times in one day. So, that's always a plus.

What were you going to say? Well... Like I just stomped you there. No, that's okay. I didn't have anything. I'm glad you took the reins. Yeah. Well, we're here. We're going to do this every Wednesday.

As you guys all know, Roan is doing a rap battle upstairs that it seems to be going over time. And that is that. You got any big plans for the weekend, Francis? You going anywhere fun? Well, thinking about going upstate? Are you on the road this weekend? No. Well, I've got Gotham

Thursday and Friday. Yeah, go to that. Go see Francis in New York City. Sold out. Sold out. Sorry. And even if you wanted to, you can't. They sold like hotcakes, he said. They did. Added how many shows? Well, we only added the one on the late one on Thursday. That's still more than zero.

And then they decided to cancel it. No. Yeah. Why? I'll tell you. What the fuck? Didn't it sell out? It was.

But the other two sold out. Hey, Roan. Roan's here. All right. Roan, we've had a hard time. We've had a lot of technical difficulties. Very hard time. Stream went out twice. No. It's been one of We've had a lot of technical difficulties. Very hard time. Stream went out twice.

It's been one of the worst episodes of Swap of all time. Is it recording though? Yeah, but they're putting it on the old row feed. It's been a struggle. It has not been going well. Are we good now? Is it live? Yeah, we've been live this whole time

The video goes in and out Oh they've been able to hear us when we weren't Oh smart Were you guys saying some nasty things? Well as soon as we saw that the cameras had cut out We thought that's our opportunity to throw out A whole bunch of racist slurs Yeah racist slurs are old bro

Homophobic slurs are the ones. Those are in now? I think so. Those are in. People are going with these days? Don't act like you don't know. I just go with them all. I don't know which ones are better. Sass was talking about your apartment. I was and he said I was giving away too much information. Why? Why are you talking about it?

Why did you not even wait until I got here? That's what I said. We were out of stuff to talk about. He mentioned it at a table and francis was like cut that i said i said you have a big ass table with two chairs and he was like i feel like you're giving away too much information 10 seconds later we're gonna be able to geolocate that's not what you said you said he's got this big table and it's right near the bathroom which which had skid marks in the toilet. No, no, no, no.

Did you say that I had skid marks? No, I didn't. Thank you for not telling them. You didn't have skid marks. I would, if you did have skid marks, I would say something,

but you didn't. You light me up. You did have, there's a little whole thing of roaches in your bathroom though. Like the, the joints. You get some raid. You spray those things.

Not the bad kind. Dude. Speaking of roaches, my roach motels eliminated all of the roaches. I haven't seen a single roach since I put them down. Because they know. They're not fucking stupid. No, they go and they get the bait and they bring it back and it kills all of them.

No, I think that they see that and they tell the boys. They probably do. There's been no mice and no roaches because it is a fuck. I mean, there's traps everywhere. He's got rats now. Well, I don't have rats. The rats are outside in the apartment and they scream all night. He's got screaming. Well, I don't have rats. The rats are outside in the apartment and they scream all night. He's got screaming rats.

What kind of screaming? Are you sure? I think you're mispronouncing the word cats. No, dude. That's not what the rats sound like. They scurry around all outside my apartment. I think you mean cats. It's so obnoxious. You're thinking of cats, but I can understand why you would have mixed those two up. You're thinking of Rum Tum Teaser. I know what I'm hearing because at first I thought it mean cats. It's so obnoxious. Yeah, you're thinking of cats, but I can understand why you would have mixed those two up.

You're thinking of Rum Tum Teaser. I know what I'm hearing because at first I thought it was birds. It's like a chirping. It's a long chirp. Do you know any animals at all? It's a long chirping noise, and then I realized it's rats. You think that... That's more of a pig squeal.

I don't know how to do the noise. That's as good as I can make it. When they were screaming, I was really thinking it was something like yeah yeah that would be awesome if that's what it was yeah but it's a fucking it's bad because i'm right there i'm right by the street so i can hear the rats and then i hear people on the phone walking by my apartment like yelling they're always in fights everyone's always on the phone anytime someone walks by my apartment on their phone yeah that's what it is yeah see i did a pretty good job wow that is pretty good that's what are they in pain no it's probably the ones that you gave the poison to that are like

giving it to their family i think if they even get too close to my apartment they die because of how much poison there is it's like uh star wars it's like uh It's like Ronald Reagan's space defense program from the 80s. Star Wars, yeah. Of course I'd do the Cold War. Of course, bro. Can't forget it. We know all about that shit. The Cold War does not count as a war, though.

Really? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Sporkle said it's not a war. Really? Yeah. Oh, it's like because there's no there's no troops because no one i guess no one died branch just kick those feet up there you know the korean war

is still happening vietnam no the cold war you know no one died in vietnam was the police action no i know i know what v i would not mistaken in the cold war for vietnam well you could pretty big mix-up you might no you could. You could because you're so fucking young. Yeah. I wasn't alive back in NOM like you guys. Yeah. Me and Francis were going to get drafted. Yeah.

Me and Francis moved to Cuba so we wouldn't get drafted. Yeah. We took turns hacking each other's thumbs off. Yeah. That's what they do. In World War I, they would stick their fingers up out of the trenches that someone would shoot them in the finger so they could go home.

That takes a pretty good shot. I think they were kind of just hoping. I don't think there was someone on the other side aiming for fingers. What was the war movie that came out this year, All Quiet on the Western Front? Did you guys watch that? No, but I've heard it's real. That's so fire.

Covenant's good too. Covenant's good. I didn't like how I found out halfway through that it it's real. That's so fire. I just watched The Covenant. Covenant's good too. Covenant's good. I didn't like how I found out halfway through that it's not real. How'd you find out? Because you searched for the ending. No, I searched to see if it was a true story

because it got so crazy that I was like, has this really happened? I've referenced that movie like the last eight podcasts we've done. Really? I fucking love that movie.

That movie's great? Yeah, it's so good. Guy Ritchie's The Covenant. Guy Ritchie's, of course. You can't forget, it's Guy Ritchie's. It's got to't forget it's Guy Ritchie's it's gotta be a good it's gotta be a strong movie if you're gonna have your name in the title it did feel a little Arab Savior to me

Arab Savior what does that even mean I think you mean white Savior no he's not the Savior the white dude? no the Arab guy saves him he drags him out of the oh yeah he does save him but then the white dude no the arab dude the arab guy saves him he drags him out of the oh yeah yeah yeah he does save him but then the white dude saves him too no in a much more heroic fashion definitely

he puts it all back on the line he goes back out to war to save uh the arab guy carried him in a wagon over mountain ranges and through the hindu kush healthy debate mountains and yeah was did way more to save him than Jake Gyllenhaal. He was badass. Jake Gyllenhaal got some papers in order. Jake Gyllenhaal went back out onto the field. Yeah, but I mean, he wouldn't have been able to even do that if the guys who hadn't got booked in a movie since like 2012 when everyone was like, we have too many Arab villains in the movies. And so they kept on making all the villains like non-Middle Eastern or like Russian or something.

And then finally the boys get their chance. They did do a lot of Korean for a while too. Yeah, a bunch of Korean bros. What is Red Dawn? Russia or North Korea? It's, too. Yeah, a lot of Korean bros. What is Red Dawn? Russia or North Korea? It's North Korea. Yeah. The first Red Dawn is Russia, right?

The original? I don't know. That movie blows. The second one blows. Dude, I heard some- Wolverines! It's like the lamest shit of all time. Why did they have to pick a name for themselves?

It was pretty silly. If me and my friends started a private militia, I don't think we would have a name. I think we'd just be like, this is us. I think you might have a name. It's like Josh Peck single-handedly taking down the entire North Korean military. The guy from Drake and Josh?

Yeah. Isn't Thor in it? Thor? What's his name? Chris Hemsworth? He might be. In Red Dawn? Yeah, he might be. Or is it just Josh Peck? Dude, I heard some... I learned some disturbing information this week. Yeah? I learned that

Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Oh, that's not surprising. Why are you not surprised by that? Because he was a painter. So what? Billy and Spotter painters. There's not a lot of straight dudes who are... Yeah, but they paint houses. No, well you think that there's not a lot of straight dudes who are yeah but they paint houses no well that you think that there's not a lot of do you think that da vinci had like a side job is like painting houses he was just sick and he's doing it with like the thinnest brush in

the world water coloring houses yeah painting a fucking massive wall with just like a one millimeter brush. No, he got arrested when he was 25 years old for sodomy of a male prostitute. Him and four of his bros, four of his artist bros. It always amazes me how far back prostitution goes. The oldest profession. People have been doing that shit. Yeah. the oldest profession people but people have been doing that shit yeah you know they uh prostitution actually came around before we acknowledged um that like people could even be

siblings are you serious hose before bros that's what it was i feel like prostitution mathematically that's damn good when was prostitution because for a while they were just raping you said when was prostitution well it's true oh for a while they were there was not really any rules around sex someone was like you gotta pay for that yeah i think it was as soon as they invented money you think as soon as money came around they're like what can i spend this gold coin probably got a. It's got a hole, burning a hole in my tunic. Yeah.

I gotta fucking buy some boy ass, some 25 year old boy asshole with this. It's crazy that dude prostitutes go back that far. Yeah. Oldest profession, they say. Older than female prostitutes? Didn't Romulus and Remus, their mother was a wolf, but I think that a wolf was an allusion to a prostitute. Is that right? I believe. I could be wrong.

Romulus and Remus. What is this? What are you doing? I'm trying to get comfortable. I'm not. Do you know why I'm trying to get comfortable? I'm trying to sit up because I'm drowsy. You were absolutely right about this. I know. This room makes you fucking tired. This goddamn room, man. I said we can't have any other room oh you were absolutely right about i know this room makes you fucking tired god damn room man

i said we can't have any other room in this entire office no matter how hard we ask you want me to put my feet up no i'm fine i have plenty of energy i drank a cold brew before this i don't usually do yeah smart so that'll come back to destroy my life there's one kind of cold brew that i like yeah me too silver bullet silver bull So I was talking about this. I was saying that Sass was refusing to have drinks at your house, which I took personally. I know. Me and Francis got bombed. Yeah, Francis got

fucking, I mean, sloppy drunk. We had to almost carry him up to his apartment. Francis showed up wearing no shoes or socks. Barefoot. Carrying a plate of 18 slices of chicken. He literally came down with a whole chicken. And no good parts of the chicken.

I've never seen someone only eat chicken breasts. Those were thighs. If you're going to buy all the chicken, mix in some bread. Those were thighs. I like the thigh. The thigh is the best one. That's what he had. It was all thigh.

Look at you fucking telling tales at school. You don't even know how to make me look stupid. I know. What else did you guys say about... I was pissed that he didn't drink with us. We don't all get to drink together very often. No. And for him to be with us...

He and Ron drink together all the time. We just had a cold brew together. Well, the one other time that we all drank together, Ron and I left without even saying goodbye. We're best friends. Remember that? Yeah, that is true. And it was actually my birthday on your birthday thanks for bringing that up yeah fucking asshole oh yeah that was so annoying i was genuinely i was furious when you guys did that no you weren't i literally went to take a piss and i came back and you guys were all gone no you were taking a piss for like no but like but like

did you know jordan jensen's here like five minutes before then you guys then, you guys were like, Shane's on his way here. We're all going to hang out. We're going to go do karaoke and play pool after this. And I was like, all right, sounds good. I'm going to go take a piss. I'll be right back. Come back. Everyone's gone.

We thought those would be exactly the types of things that would make you take your time peeing long enough to let us get out of there. It was like my ideal night. It was not even my birthday, though. You were doing your hair for a Hannah Burner video. No, it was my birthday. No, Francis was. I never do those.

I don't do my hair for those. I just do them. Francis shows up in a suit for the Hannah Burner videos. Dude, you wish you could be. That's like Francis' Rogan. But, I mean, he does Rogan numbies on there. He does. You wish you could be in a Hannah Burner video.

I do. But I'm not one of those people that stands to the side when they're recording being like can I go next? Me next? Yeah, I don't either dude. I know you don't. He's a fan favorite. I'm just doing my thing. He's a fan favorite. He did 20 million views. But she kind of out

she kind of outgrew the New York comedian thing. She's too big. She's too big for it. She's too big. Now she does fucking she'll be doing them with like Hailey Bieber. Does she? Yeah. She's too big. She's too big for it. She's too big. Now she does fucking, she'll be doing them with like Haley Bieber. Does she? Yeah. She's always at like award shows doing them now. Wow.

Good for her. It's fucking awesome. I saw her this past weekend in Phoenix. Playing tennis? Yeah, we played tennis. And we went to a really LA kind of fucking food place. What, Pedophiles? It was called Tocomod madero you ever heard of this

place i think so it's a gigantic almost i don't know super high ceilings it kind of reminds me of your apartment actually big tables just two chairs yes good marks one another you guys saw i mean mr and mrs chair or a fourth chair would be ideal for this table we ordered the fucking chairs dude they're on back order I didn't this isn't the fucking intense when you and your wife

eat dinner do you sit at opposite ends of that table are you guys yelling you have to have like a megaphone by your side to get to talk to each other we just light a single candle

in the middle of it like we're Mary Todd and Abe Lincoln it's crazy how big that table is no it's the she's gonna like

be like that's why I didn't want to have fucking people i was trying i could see you having like a tire in that like it reminds me of a museum what the fuck we have a tire one room with just a tire hanging from the ceiling what are you talking about that's our it's literally it's a it's a one bedroom apartment ron don't be foolish it's literally don't fool yourself first of all it's not because you have a guest bedroom it's a guest room but there's not even windows in there it's a bonus room throw that necklace on francis slide into that you're gonna fucking hurt yourself for sure by

doing that he's strong how would he hurt himself see now he's safe now he's not gonna slouch that's the best protection if it's a thunderstorm posture impro is a posture improver and now I'm awake. Is it? Yeah, posture does. It changes everything. Like fucking Romulus and Remus. That's the best thing that you could do if you're in a lightning storm. This? Ground yourself.

Well, they say being in a car because it just hits the tires. I'm ready to fall in a rushing river. Because the tires prevent it or something? Fall and break that table. If I fell into a rushing river right now, I'd be safe. I was down in Golden, Colorado the other week. Home of Coors Brewing Company. Home of Coors.

And there was a river that people like to raft and tube on it. And I was with my buddy Bo. That's the Colorado River. Yeah, I was with my friend Bo and we decided and he wanted to take a dip in it real quick. And I was like, I'm not. That's the Colorado River. Yeah. I was with my friend, Bo. And we decided, and he wanted to take a dip in it real quick. And I was like, I'm not going to do that.

But he can do that. Which friend? Bo. And there was a dude on a tube. And he like got caught in it and stood up. And the tube just took off. And he chased the tube for it had to have been like, like until I couldn't see him anymore, which was like a, like a half a mile

how was he he was he was running alongside running along trying to get to the tube but he's running because it's only like a foot deep so he's running trying to get to the tube and the two you just couldn't get it dude at that point you just got to show up with like how much those tubes cost fifteen dollars not much but you have to get down the river the tube's gone but you have to get there buy another tube how are you going to get there though you have to like walk down if you rented the tube how's he going to even get back to the tubing place? Walk on the street instead of having to walk on rocks and fucking... It was bad.

Hairball, what are the names of your other friends? Matt and Bo. And Nate. Well, we already know Bo, so it's Matt. No, everyone knows all of them. No, but you only talk about Bo and rarely about Matt. It's because I see Bo. And never about Nate. It's because I see Bo. And never about Nate.

It's because I see Bo the most. I don't think you really would even put Nate in your inner circle. I text Nate more than I text anybody else. Nate is the guy that's like, we need a fourth. No, not at all, actually. For a while, I felt like I was Nate. Well, what makes you like Bo so much more than the other two? I don't like Bo more than the other two.

He's the alpha. Bo's the alpha. He's set the body type. He's set their manner of speaking. No, I more than the other two. I don't like Bo more than the other two. He's the alpha. Bo's the alpha. He's set the body type. He's set their manner of speaking. No, no, no. I'm definitely the alpha. I run shit. I promise you it is. When did they visit you? When was the last time Bo visited New York? Six months ago.

And how many times have you visited Bo? You do go for Bo a lot. Alaska, Colorado. I need to go visit Bo in Alaska. And also Colorado's fun. I like to get out of New York City. Yeah, but you visit him a lot. Well, because Colorado's fun. Alaska, Colorado. I need to go visit Bo in Alaska. And also, Colorado's fun. I like to get out of New York City. Yeah, but you visit him a lot. New York will beat you down. Do you guys split a bed when you are going places?

Mm-hmm. No, he just always has an extra bed. Do you really? No. They've gone head to toe before? Well, yeah, we've done that, of course. Everyone does that. When we were in Iceland, it was a lot of that.

It was a lot of three dudes in one twin bed. Wow. Because you only pay for one hotel room. And then we also had our sleeping bags. One of us would sit on the floor. That's unconscionable. It's on what? Unconscionable.

Oh, never heard that one before. You can't be going three guys in a bed if you're going on a vacation internationally. Well, they're all broke. But go on a more realistic vacation then. Not everyone lives in a fucking 700 million dollar bro i used to pray for times like that to grind like that yeah i used to fucking dude i used to be i skipped so many fucking vacations uh like fun times out fucking uh dinners and shit dude i was poor for so long i know I was poor way longer than you were ever poor in your life. We don't need to hear the fucking song story, bro. We get it.

I was the poorest of all. No, no, no, not that. No, no, no. There was a time when I would eat. I'd have to eat crickets and rats out of the fucking air ducts and bang them out so they'd come into a bowl. I escaped from North Korea. The poorest of all. I swam out of North Korea. We were literally

eating rats. We would plump them up with garbage and then kill them. I escaped Lincoln Park, Chicago. You're hanging out with guys like Bo and stuff. Wealthy Bo. Yeah, rich-ass Bo. These guys are rich enough

to be skinny. They're poor enough to be skinny. They're poor enough to be skinny. They're 20 and on those Jesus abs. They all have abs like they just carried the crucifix for 12 miles. Fucking ripped up guys going to their fancy gyms. Your friends, all of you guys. None of them go to fancy gyms. Having tons of money.

Roan and I didn't have that. We didn't have any of that. We were coming out of a favela. We came from Pueblo, Mexico. Me and Roan slept on air mattresses together in Penn State for months. I slept on an air mattress my first two years in New York. I slept on an air mattress last year for one night. I slept in a fucking tire.

Yeah, Francis hangs in a tire. You should have seen it when Francis came over. I mean, just battle of who's richer. I brought my own cooked food. Oh my God. I was like, I can't even afford to order. I'm not doing well. Except when we're in that apartment, he goes by Adam. He doesn't go by Roan.

Oh my Lord, Adam. This is shocking. I'm in full Harry Potter mode. Oh my God. I got like my glasses on. Your mudroom is double the size of mine. Look at this rumpus room. I'm going to call my realtor. This is a fucking catastrophe.

Uncontrollable. That's where I learned the word. It was good fun to mix it up with my two rich friends. Yeah, and then I lost my fucking bet so i had to walk home i had to walk over the brooklyn bridge i asked him if he'd get me an uber and he was like fuck no no you said you were taking your one wheel home i was like damn you're still riding your one wheel i just saw sass zooming off into the night zooming off into the wilderness bro da vinci would walk around in a in all pink He wore exclusively pink

They didn't even have pink back then He was a painter what do you mean Pink was not a color back then He didn't have the color pink He was like prissy He was like a prissy Pink wasn't a thing until Clinton was a president No

Until they had Roses have been around dude what are you talking about Roses are red they make pink roses doofus roses are red violets are azure no maybe i mean i've never even seen a pink rose that might be adam i thought they invented pink roses they might not have pussy they might not have pink roses in my pink roses it was during the Trump protests. Around the holidays, Erica hand delivers pink roses to Adam and Francesco's apartment.

Look at that. They're pinker than your fingernails. Dude, your hand is shaken from that coffee. You just looked at your fingernail. It looked like you were fucking. My hands are always shaking, though. That's true. Sassy, want a little quick turn in the tire?

No, not at all. Just take a turn. I'm not really a prop comic but it's you can't take long because it's temporary use only you could get cheap tickets again time

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Eagles Jets no he's not gonna drink he'll drink it we'll like tell him Shane Gillis is gonna be there and then he'll have some drinks. We'll bait and switch him and have Shane O'Connor show up. I don't know how

you know Shane O'Connor. Shane O'Connor's sister stayed at our apartment this past weekend. Really? Yeah, that's crazy. Shane O'Connor's a great guy. You don't even know Shane O'Connor, do you? Cobbity? What? Comedy? Shane or Cobbity? No. Shane O'Connor yeah you're a philly guy i know he's got a mustache nope he did but he is capable of growing he's capable of growing one

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go as like a another team building exercise well I was gonna say we should go maybe to a basketball game. That would be fun. Wouldn't that be fun? Madison Square, or no, in Brooklyn, Barclays. Oh. That would be nice. Barclays.

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We're thinking of, you're thinking of Damien and we're, I'm talking about a Damon. Damon in the office. Draymond Green. This man knows ball. Was Pat Bev in the office yesterday? Yeah. Why didn't he swing by? He's looking for you.

You come into the office for less time than you're on air. That's not true. I come here a little late and then I stay late. I self-reported to Gaz that I was going to be late for the show because I was worried that he was going to crack down on me. Yeah, you should have. It's a good idea. I said, hand up, Gazzo.

I'm going to be a little late. Just take it out of my portion of the table next time we go to 11. Gaz is back. He's always smart. He's checking everybody's punch clock. He's checking how much time people spend in HQ. Gaz, I DM'd Gaz this weekend and I said, we live right next to each other. And he said, let's get a coffee sometime.

Smart. Smart to try to get him close to him. I thought it was going to be like, oh, that's funny. See you around town. And he's like, yeah, let's get a coffee sometime. Let's get a latte. I think that's exactly what he said was let's get a latte sometime. You should do that.

You should take him up on that. Dude, me and Gaz getting a latte would be horrifying. You're also shocked that he has the capability of joking. Yeah, I know. I know he was kidding you think that nobody that's older than you can joke oh because they can't you think only young little boys can joke you think you guys are the only ones that can crack a fucking joke here's a question ron that you missed and i actually want your opinion on it all right

what brings a student body closer together. A shooting. Yes. That's one option, a school shooting. Or a sex scandal. A situation where a student dresses up as a chicken for a pep rally

and then the entire football team and a lot of the student body piles on him and beats him up and hurts him. Is the kid beloved? He's well liked. He was popular. The chicken kid? Well, he wasn't popular enough. No, I think that he was. I think everyone was rushing

and so excited. Are your socks too small? Why is the heel of your sock there? There we go. Okay. They are. When he pulls them to where they're supposed. Okay, it's stretching. They are. No, they're not. Because when he pulls them to where they're supposed to be, it's a flat sock. No, they're good.

They're good. Those are terrible fitting socks. They're probably expensive. What do your socks look like? These? These are wool. These are really nice. Yeah, these are really nice socks.

I think that if... So you're saying that the... Who would... No, keep the feet up. Keep the feet up. I don't want to make you self-conscious. You should be. Sloppy socks. You look fucking homeless right now

with that fucking ragtag sweater on and the fucking poorly fitting socks. Don't say that about him. He's affluent. Are you looking at me? This is Polo. You're about to make a fucking diss on my fit This is polo And oh

Shirt below this also polo Where'd you get that? Where'd I get this jacket? West Virginia Macy's You guys okay over there? Shabatash They're roughhousing

Shabatash We need a roughhousing over there. We need a lifeguard in here. No horseplay while we're podcasting. You're going to lose it again. You're going to wheel so close. I should be all set. Thank you, Francis.

That one wheel is really close. Francis, my answer is that it's definitely nothing is better than a school shooting. No, that's not true. He disagreed. He thinks it's bad because it divides. No, that's not true. He disagreed. He thinks it's bad because it divides. I don't think it divides. I think it puts everyone into fucking... What do you mean divides?

Who's on the school shooter side? I'm not saying there are, but there's probably people who are like, you should have stopped them. I should have done the shooting. Yeah, there are probably people pointing fingers like, well, you were a dick to that guy. No, it's good for everything.

That's great for the football team. The football team goes 10-0 after that. The Virginia Tech shooting, they covered every spread. That's crazy. That's so bad. That is insane. No, they couldn't stop covering.

It was like a sure bet. And it's like Vegas doesn't want to give them, you know what I mean? They want to give them winnable odds. Vegas locked them before they even started. They want to stimulate the economy. Vegas locked them before they even started. That's why the Vegas shooting happened. Oh, Jesus Christ.

You have a sick mind. I'm just fucking kidding. I thought we were going blue. I thought this was the late night show. It is. It is. We like to get dark. Yeah, I thought this was- We like to get real sick and twisted on this bitch.

Francis's cellar spots times. Yeah. 1.30 a.m. Yeah. I'm excited about that. You're doing the nasty show am i probably um isn't that tuesday i don't know i believe tuesday is the nasty show that's not late though yeah it is mine is what's the nasty show is there actually one yeah isn't that big j show i don't know i feel like i love it a lot of comments i think it's called the nasty it. It's just like do nasty material. Do your nastiest.

Give them your worst. I had a fucking, I had a group of, I had two old people yesterday come up to me when I was walking to the gym. And they said, do you know which way the comedy cellar is? And I said, I don't. Let me call my friend Francis, though. He might know where it's at. Now, I said, I can give you directions to the stand. Great shows over there, too.

They put up, they do some great shows over there. Good work. And then I said, who are you guys seeing at the Comedy Cellar? And they didn't reply. And I was like, oh, fuck my life. Is this real? This actually happened. Because there was no, he told it like he was insulting you, but there was no like discernible insult.

Like, yeah, ask my friend Francis. No, I wasn't insulting. But the way, like the timber of that story was that you're like, yeah, ask my fucking idiot friend Francis. But it was really just a nice thing. I feel bad about myself, though. Why? Because I had my show last night and it was empty. Was it?

It was, I mean, it was a good show. It was a fun show, but it was not, there was not a lot was i mean it was a good show it's a fun show but it was not there was not a lot of people there but i mean it's a free show it's a bar show so what can you expect yeah maybe start promoing it maybe do a little promo for it i did promote it but colin was out of town too so if you need a co-host so i had to host it fucking murdered of course you want me to get up there bro surprising best host in new york city is that really something that you want no i think cypher sounds cypher sounds the best host in New York City. Is that true? It's not really something that you want. No, I think Sypha Sounds. Sypha Sounds is the best host in New York City.

Very famous in New York. James Madden is good. James Madden is good. James Madden is great. Oscar is great. Oscar is good. Sypha Sounds really has that deep Rolodex, though. He could call up anybody.

Oh, yeah. Sypha Sounds knows everybody. Hip-hop. I like Sypha a lot. Sass was telling me he's not a huge fan of Sypha. I know. That's why I'm bringing it up because he's always talking shit on Big Sypha. That's crazy to say. I don't know why. I've literally never even seen you

talk to Sypha. Me and him talk all the time. I have said way more words to him in my life than you have. Me and him scootered from the Vulcan to the Creek in the Cape. And he was flying. I do that. that i scooter down there i always get the you definitely weren't with cypher the bird pass but i we flew around town that must have been a sight to see me and cypher sounds buzzing around welcome to the creek the cape that's an awesome story it's also a long

way that's awesome yeah it's like a 20-minute scooter. We were flying. You guys were in formation with Brian Redband. They offered us a ride. We were flying. The Moon Tower people were like,

do you guys need a ride? And we were like, no, we'll scooter. Yeah, it's fun to scooter. Did you guys force conversation like he's upwind of you and you're shouting up to him? I was laughing the entire time.

I was probably also hammered. It was the first time I went to Moon Tower. I drank a lot. Yikes, bro. That's not cool, man. Now, DUI. They're banning those things in a lot of places.

Yeah, because people are dying. They got banned early. Yeah, quick. People are getting a moon. They were just peeling someone off a windshield once a week. It was crazy. In LA, they turn off once you hit a certain burrow, so you can go in like 60 miles. Oh, yeah.

It happened when I is in LA. They turn off once you hit a certain like borough. So you can go in like 60 miles an hour. Oh, yeah. And then you're just blocked. Yeah. Yeah. It happened when I was in Tampa, like for not last weekend, but it happened a while ago. And you just have to do the walk. You got to walk them back and try and find what the zone is that they can ride again. They banned segways in Miami because someone ran over the mayor's niece.

Someone ran over the mayor's, but it didn't kill her. Yeah. It just like. Someone ran over the mayor's... But it didn't kill her. Someone ran over the mayor's niece on the Segway? On a Segway. Or she was on a Segway. No, no. On a Segway. A Segway rider ran over the mayor's niece in Miami. I feel like getting hit by something like that... Hit them with a sense of humor.

I feel like getting hit by... I'd rather get hit by a car than get hit by a car than get hit by like a Segway or someone one of those like Uber Eats bikers it would probably hurt more to get hit like get like impaled

by a fucking bike or like a guy like a UPS guy with a push cart full of boxes or some shit like if you're on a bike I'd rather get hit by a car than one of those push cart guys like that's fucking your day yeah you're gonna get mangled yeah but i've said it before but after that happens you there's no other option besides just you just gotta brawl with the dude that you hit no you get up and everyone's swinging it's gonna be like the

chicken situation the jackedest guys in new york are delivery guys like the fedex it doesn't matter the adrenaline will be through you get up you start just throwing random objects at them. It's a handsome, jacked black guy. Fuck you! What the fuck? I need you to know, how did you not see me? It's like a skinny pot belly biker. Throwing your laptop at him from out of your backpack.

It's always like an out of shape, neck bearded dude on a bike. And then like the most jacked UPS guy that you've ever seen. The most jacked FedEx handsome guy with the perfect beard. dude on a bike and then like the most jacked ups guy that you've ever seen the most jacked fedex i mean i've seen a collision i've seen bike on bike collision i saw a collision and it is bad i saw one and they get up and they instantly are up in each other's faces because i saw one oh sorry i didn't hear you i was talking to my best friend i could tell that's why i know francis saw one i don't think you're hearing this. I saw, I saw, I saw. I got it on the- Well, it's tough because you're like behind me. Yeah, doesn't sitting in the middle suck?

Yeah. You could have taken this off. You could have made me come into the middle when I got here. You don't want the blue chair, though. No, I don't want the blue chair at all. The brown chair brings out your beautiful poop brown eyes. I know. Are we live until 100K 100k yeah this is a powerful chair yeah that's the throne i um so you saw one francis i saw one so i was thinking you know i can always win because i can

always start touching you and you hate that so much he'll crawl inside his own body like a hermit crab yeah you think you're winning right now, but... I'm winning what? What am I winning? You keep being mean to me. I'm not being mean to you. You're being intentionally nasty. Hell no.

You're preparing for your nasty show tonight on Francis. Tell me I'm not friends with Syphus Sounds. I'm better friends with Syphus Sounds than you are.

You told me you didn't like him. You're like, I don't really get it. I don't understand why people... That's crazy. I would never say that. Your words. You said, I should be opening for word you said i should be opening one of the nicest guys i've ever met in comedy i do like i like him a lot why would uh when are you gonna wreck me at the cellar i'm not once you get on better terms with cypher sounds because he's there all the time he has that show

he has that uh who's he has that show with the other bro yeah yeah incredible have you uh how do you think anyone's ever done that? Do you think anyone's ever gotten past The Cellar and the next week they try wrecking one of their friends? It probably kills

both people's careers. Yeah, 100%. Like that. Yeah. I saw these two guys. I was on the Manhattan Bridge. I was biking over it. You guys like to make jokes

about The Cellar? You don't do that. Not about Gnome. Sometimes I wonder if I'm talking yet. Have I begun or is that still in my head? Because Sass sure isn't hearing it. This show might have the span of bastard radio.

Just four good episodes. And then we're done forever. That's all we need. Just enough to sell all right continue you were biking across the i've lost faith in my own story the story is i was taking a city bike over the manhattan bridge and as i was getting on there was an ambulance parked at the base of the bridge and i thought oh god and then i went up and there were two emts walking up the bike path and they had huge bags and i thought oh boy has someone i thought someone had tried to

jump or was trying to jump off and there could have been then i got to the middle of the bridge you know it's a big long bridge big span yeah about seven minutes across from the bike two motorized bike food delivery kind of grub hub seamless type guys had clearly gotten into a head-on collision yeah because there were bagels and lo mein everywhere and then there's some dude in his apartment like me messaging the guy being like why aren't you moving yeah where the fuck are you or they were jousting for tips. That could have been it. One of them had his face here had swollen out

so far. He had a humongous I don't know what you'd call it wound. He was very wounded. There was blood pouring out of his mouth. God damn. They were just standing there waiting. It was really bad. I felt really bad. bad that's horrifying that is hilarious though to see all the food on the ground yeah

you did i thought about yeah there was a lot of food like whose day was ruined more the guy whose face was out to hear the dude that's in his apartment waiting for food 100 yeah just like tying his shoes being like i guess i gotta go fucking buy food somewhere now. The same EMTs like- On the phone with Uber Eats support. Right. That's the person who really had the worst day is the poor support lady in India. Oh, yeah. Need my refund now.

Explain the outsourced call center lady who has no idea what the fuck Uber Eats is. Just trying to make it right. Or at like an automated automated but those are probably all chat gpt at this point like the automated call center return i've found out a way to break through to get a person pretty quick and you just gotta throw them a question that they can't solve with like the one answer response what's an example like if they're like what do you need help with and then you say something and they're like i need help with this and it's not one of the options that they list and then they're like all right need help with this. And it's not one of the options that they list. And then they're like, all right, we'll connect you with an agent.

Works every time. Oh, that's nice. Or else you end up just getting in a fucking clicking the same thing as over and over again. It never works. You can't get anywhere. The system fails. It's too limited. That's just not right.

That shit's fucking bullshit. Because the options they give you, they're like, what do you need help with today? And you're like, past order. And they're like, okay. And they give you like options. And they're all like help with today and you're like past order and they're like okay uh and they give you like options they're all like it's some of them are like order was wrong and then there'll be one that's like my uber eats man assaulted me like it's always like weird there's like weird options there is like a 9-1-1 option on uber eats like is everything okay i get that message all the time or like you get it on uber they're like

hey you're showing up uh off your the the path you're supposed to be on is everything okay imagine how many kidnappings had to go down for them to have to install that feature yeah you get a call automatically now and it's like where it's like you haven't moved in a while i have a question are you safe if you're in a line at an airport a security line and uh you see that they're opening up another belt yes and you angle for that and then they say we're opening up another line and you go but the person that was in front of you in the original line then comes to and then that person says when you get to the new belt hey i was in front of you oh hell no has that happened to you that just happened to me oh god I was in front of you

god I would body slam that guy it was a woman I don't yeah I was in front of you she was in front of me was she hot no okay old beat her up she was in front of me in the original line I saw that the new line was opening I went to it

and then she came to that's crazy and asked to go back in front of me that's crazy no you can't do that when you when you get out of that line it's it's no rules i had a similar situation it was the bins you know how you go to the four bins everybody goes to a bin when they get there and uh a guy went to the first bin he was there with his wife and the there was a one open waited a second waited another second the wife didn't go to the first bin. He was there with his wife. And there was one open, waited a second, waited another second. The wife didn't go to the other bin. So I went to the other bin.

And then I got through and I was taking everything out of my bin. And the wife was to the husband and she was like, oh, look, he doesn't even put his bin away either. Like she was pissed off about the other thing. And I was like, I was going to do it. and i was like i was gonna do it i had like like that about you about me right in front of me pissed off that i had got gone to like the and maybe i should have waited but i've thought about it every day since then that was five years ago we were at the airport that one was that was it me and you when we were there when that girl that like child probably wasn't like the mental breakdown i think you're thinking of someone else and unfortunately it

was me and she like walked through with her belt on she was like causing a scene in like the the pre through the security line yeah like bitching at her mom and then she like went through with her belt on and the tsa guy was like gotta take your belt off and she goes i'm literally about to lose my mind and she's like 12 years old. And the parents are like, it's okay. We're going to be okay. We just got to get through this.

And I was like, dude, what the fuck? But she was like, unfortunately, I think she was a card carrying artist. Not like how comedians call themselves autistic. Like she was,

she was full on autistic. I think she, I didn't get that impression at all. You did not. Oh, I feel like if you're autistic, like you studied the rules of TSA before she was a pink hat autist yeah it was that's what it was she did a like pink or blue hair i think that there's different flavors of

it though she's an autistic actor like a crisis actor yeah that sucked that pissed me off a lot yeah some people uh well you can retroactively claim it there was a woman a couple years ago who was in the she had like a meltdown in a store and she was like don't film me like yelling at a black woman who was like filming her and it was like the height of the 2021 stuff that was going on and then just this year she's countersuing and being like this woman has a mental issue and she has anxiety. So you should be able to like, it's not her fault because she has this mental stuff going on and anxiety. Yeah, that's crazy.

Anxiety doesn't count. Anxiety doesn't count. It doesn't count as anything. Even the fact that they prescribe medicine for it is an absolute joke. Yeah. It should be over the counter. I feel like if you have anxiety too, you would react the opposite way to that. But panic attacks are actually debilitating.

Yeah? What kind of panic attacks? Am I getting a crazy echo? Go ahead. Ones where people pass out. Really? Or lose consciousness. Yeah, that happens to me.

You pass out? No, but I hyperventilate. You pass out fucking flyers for your show on the corner when you fucking bark on the weekends bastard you passed out from fucking no but i've had like hyperventilate i've hyperventilated really so when we asked you and i said people pass out from them and you said yeah that happens to me and then but i get to a point where we said have you ever passed that and then you said no so why would you have said yes in the first place well i meant i meant i have like i've had like debilitating panic attacks the lie was easier than the truth i said this is an

inconvenient this is what al gore told us about i mean have you ever had a panic attack like that no i haven't. Okay. No, problem solved. I'm not claiming them the way you were. I know, but I was saying I have had that happen to me. But you haven't passed out. I mean, I've come close.

I've been able to not walk or move. Again, I feel like you're answering a different question. I don't know. I guess no, I have not passed out. I think I would have rather passed out in almost every single scenario. What were you doing? Driving a car. That's.

Why would you rather have passed out while driving a car? I would have rather pulled over and passed out. A controlled pass out. Well, it was I mean, I was not like I wasn't driving the car safely. Oh, because you were hyperventilating? Yes. I was trying to get home because I thought I was going to die before I got home. You think it's a disability?

If you have panic disorder, yeah, probably. So you think you could put it on a college essay and get into a college and be like, I panic? No. I think you could, honestly. I think if you framed it right. If it's impacted your life massively. Did you do that? No. What was your sob story getting into college? I didn't have one. You could, honestly. I think if you framed it right. If it's impacted your life massively. Did you do that?

No. What was your sob story getting into college? I didn't have one. That's why I didn't get into any schools. You got into Duquesne. Nope. Duquesne. DeVry.

DePaul. That's it. DePaul or DePaul? You know there's a DePaul? I know DePaul. It's in Indiana, right? Yeah, which is right by Illinois. Yeah.

All right. So fucking Leonardo da Vinci and fucking Michelangelo both get hired for a paint off and they never finished it. Because they both died?

No, they just like didn't want to be the one to finish it. But da Vinci looked over and was like, look at fucking Michelangelo's little fucking men that he painted they look like walnuts all over muscular meanwhile da vinci was so fucking real dude did you know that da vinci on the mona lisa the eyebrows there are so many layers they were the most realistic eyebrows ever

and now they're completely gone because the paint has worn away over the years how is the paint worn away? it used to be like a way better painting and now it's just like the top levels he never finished the Mona Lisa he worked on it his whole life damn that's pretty cool what else about the Mona Lisa is hilarious have you ever seen the Mona Lisa?

of course I have it's like this small have you ever been there? you went to Paris? yeah. I've been to the Louvre. You went to Paris? Yeah. And it's so far away because there's a crowd. Yeah.

It's like if you were looking at a sheet of paper that's like 100 feet away. It's not that bad. It can't be the best. It can't be the best painting, though. No, there's paintings in there that are way better. It can't be. It's got to just be the fanfare around it. Yeah, it's just the most famous.

It's probably the most famous painting ever. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. It's number one. But it's not even, is it even the real Mona Lisa that you're seeing? Sometimes. You just have no idea. You never know.

They don't tell you if they've brought out the reproduction. What's number two? Maybe The Passion of the Christ, also Da Vinci. Or the, I'm sorry, The Last Supper. Last Supper's a good take. The Last Supper is a banger. Or Starry Night. Starry Night's a good one.

Starry Night's a good one. It's pretty good. The Scream. The Screaming one is great. I like that one. Big fan of that one. Munch. Munch.

Yeah, he's the, people don't know that he's the one that did The Scream. Yeah. Munch did? Yeah. I've always loved Munch. What else? The Surratt painting of the park oh yeah that's that's great um maybe is there a monet lily water lilies uh the the japanese footbridge yeah did you guys see that video of the of the dude going around asking all

those like girls what with what their favorite architect was or some shit are they asking what was the architect's name do you remember frank lloyd right yeah uh gary gary yeah whatever it is what's his name no it's not getting what am i no getty there's i mean there's a getty he's still alive oh gary or something i think it was g-e-h-r-i yeah right and what were they dunking on it was was just another video of some dude being like, look how dumb women are. And everyone's like, what are you talking about now? Can you solve this for pie? Yeah. It's just him going around being like, do you know who, he'd be like, do you like architecture?

That was the big one. He'd be like, do you like, it would be like, it would be like if you went up to someone and you were like, do you like rock and roll? And then you said some fucking band that had one song 80 years ago. And then you were like, well, I guess you don't really like rock and roll. The guy's like, do you like architecture? And they're like, I guess. There's not that many people who are like, yeah, I actually fucking love architecture.

That's a passion of mine. And then he lists off this, I guess, famous architect. And he's like, do you know who that is and they're like no do people love it in the comments or the people like you're a fucking an idiot the comments were all just like this is so funny these dumb girls yeah you see the video of the girl who spiked the guy's piano the street performer oh no And then had to apologize for it. And then she stole his money. Damn. She pushed it.

She went to go push the keys and just the whole thing collapsed onto the ground while he was playing. And then she took money out of his hat that was on the ground. Yeah, I think that's not proper etiquette to steal a street performer's money. No, that's bad for them.

I think that that's probably bad etiquette on their part, but who am I to say? Anytime. There's kids. There's young Nicaraguan kids out front of the Barstool office doing TikToks now. Yeah, it's everywhere. It's all over the place. I saw it happening yesterday. Swiss cheese border.

That's what we get. They came up in the caravan Yeah They probably bust them up here They probably just send them all to Outside of Probably flew here on Delta Yeah

Didn't even have to What's the lid say brother? Make America hard again That's gotta be an old row piece Has to be That's why we gotta sell it though If we're still broadcasting on old row we got to make sure that the people are seeing what we're putting out there make america hard again

like america ever stopped getting hard and soft i swear to god dude i get targeted ads for uh for blue chew and it's insulting to me is that a blue chew hat i don't think it is but it's insulting to me. Is that a blue chew hat? I don't think it is, but it's just like, first off. I get all, I always get targeted ads for those mints. What kind of mints? It's like Viagra mint. And they're like,

and they're like, Tic Tacs. Yeah, no, they're like a Viagra and it's like, this generation can't get hard anymore. Yeah, that's what I mean.

Like, what are they talking about? It's like, time to change that and then like, it's a video of them both taking a mint and then fucking. Two dudes? Da Vinci and his boy? Da Vinci and Michelangelo?

Yeah, I guess it would be two dudes. They said Michelangelo was real stinky. Or just one girl with a really hard pussy. Like a rock wall. Like a crevasse. My pussy is hard as fuck right now. It looks like when they use the pussy pump and they take it off what the hell is a pussy pump

you never seen that I am not familiar with the pussy pump it suctions it and then it looks like it sounds like a monster looks just like big old lips is it to make it when you pull it off, it goes...

Is it like a rejuvenation type thing? It's like the Kylie Jenner lip challenge. No, I don't think it does anything good. Yeah, that's it. It's like stepping out of a mudflat. That has to have stemmed from the Kylie Jenner lip challenge. And someone was like, I think I could do this with my pussy. Oh, a pussy pump. You think anyone's ever gotten lip fillers in their

pussy? Someone's a pussy pump. You think anyone's ever gotten lip fillers in their pussy? Someone's definitely tried it. I think that they do different. I think that's the thing. Vaguvenation. I want my vagina to look like it's sucking your dick. Ew, gross. That's what you said.

I know. And it was gross when I said it, too. People do vaguvenation. There's a vaguvenation place around here, around the block. It just says vaginal rejuvenation? There's a rejuvenation place around here, around the block. Just says vaginal rejuvenation. I know a couple of vages that I would have restructured. Yeah? Yeah.

Like an architect. I mean, not shaming. I'm just saying I could think of a few that... Frank Lloyd Wright gets his hands on those things. Let's just say they were a little dilapidated. Salvador Mundi. That sounds nasty. You know what I they were a little dilapidated oh sabado monday uh dude you know what i've been noticing that is disgusting like a uh lean to like a fucking battered fucking slum the eves had caved in oh you know what i've been noticing about my own anatomy my my ball sack has been tightening

really mine's hanging lower than ever mine has been mine's been mysteriously tightening mine swings you're 22 mine's always how is it so bad already it's always swung low mine is so much longer than my penis that's what no that's what mine is too and i talked about this on the yak a while ago i said that i piss on my balls on X-Men all the time. And everyone was like, how small is your dick or how big are your balls? And I don't think my dick is like very small. I think it's average. And I think my balls are very long. Yeah, that's gonna get worse. You're gonna need some. I know. I've got like the bad grandpa balls. What do you wear for underpants? You wear boxers. Boxers. Yeah, he's never worn a boxer brief. I'm never wearing

boxer brief. Which is so crazy because it makes your dick and balls look that much more appetizing. I don't care. Dude, they're so goddamn uncomfortable. No, they're not. They're so damn uncomfortable. Once you switch, you'll realize you were being an idiot the whole time. I hate them. Like, I wear them and it ruins my day.

Well, some of them are. Some of them ride up are bad. I remember one time I was walking somewhere with Owen and Dukes and I i literally was like do you guys ever wear a pair of underwear and it just destroys your whole day like it's like it's so uncomfortable yeah it's tight everywhere i always feel like i have a wedgie no that should be comfortable it's like sleeping under a weighted blanket it should probably cure your anxiety having underwear that hold your balls tight enough to your body no i don't want that i want to swing low, that's probably why your anxiety is fucking going, running amok. My anxiety is not running amok.

Yes, it is. You just said you have panic attacks where you have to pull over the car. It was like four years ago. That's still now for you. No, now I'm on Zoloft. I'm numb. One-to-one correlation between anxiety and the pendulum of your balls. Oh, yeah, exactly.

No, dude, my sack has been somehow fucking that's probably bad that's cool no it's cool it's super cool no it's like cool no it's not it's like a pleasant surprise like i've like noticed it like twice recently where i'm like oh my god yeah boys what are you doing so close to home all those cold showers that's cool that might be it honestly tight enough when you're on a cold that might be it honestly i think that there there's some some kind of truth to that my balls when i'm in the cold shower it goes from like i could like grab the skin and put it down i could touch my toes with the skin so then it being like the like the consistency of like a tennis ball or like you could wrap like your youth your young up in there like a daddy kangaroo or something like that like a bat like a bat's wing you could just like

wrap it fully around yourself like a sarong like a space blanket after a marathon like a refugee and a bucket one of those tinfoil blankets. Gross, bro. You never know how your balls are sitting at any given moment, though. I really don't know without looking at them. Is it warmth? Is it like... But I like having them because I can check for testicular cancer very easily.

When they're long? Yeah. When they're loose? When they're loose. Yeah. You do have to be checking. Fellas, stay on top of that. Stay on top. Do you know how to check for that? You do have to be checking. Fellas, stay on top of that. Stay on top.

Do you know how to check for that? You just check and see if there's like a third ball. You check for lumps, but then it's like very confusing. Typically, if there's a third ball, you're fucked. Because the wiring, the USB cord that connects your ball sack. There's bumps in it. Vast deference. Yeah, the vast deference has like.

Yeah, there's little bumps in there. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not like just a clean plug, like an Apple product or anything. There's like a bubble to it. Steve Jobs would have designed it a little bit better than God did because he's considering the art

and the function of it. Right. That's what a true artist does. That's what Da Vinci would have did. Da Vinci's a genius. Wow. He worked like a lion, not like a cow.

Are you guys going to get the new iPhone? I don't know. I found out... Sass was just telling me sas are just telling me new shit they're shutting down this one yeah mine is going my maximum capacity on the iphone this is the iphone 14 pro i believe and it randomly like when the right when the iphone 15 started dropping there was a new update for this iphone and i updated and my phone started getting really hot like out of nowhere like all the time it would just be like very hot and then i looked it up and everyone updated and my phone started getting really hot like out of nowhere like all the time it would just be like very hot and then I looked it up and everyone was like my maximum capacity for this iPhone has dropped like a ton and I

looked at my drop my maximum capacity dropped 4% in the last week damn dude so they're shutting this bitch down I wonder what it's at right now now it's still at 96 you gotta get a class action lawsuit against them that is specifically against the law. I mean, this phone is like eight months old.

Shouldn't be dropping. That shouldn't even be an availability that the battery gets less. No. Whoever is mining the batteries in whatever type of West African country or whatever that the Chinese have taken over, they need to be finding better minerals. Exactly. Preach. Dude dude that's so funny you mentioned that when um what is it was it congo maybe congo where they have a ton of the cobalt that they use to create the batteries for electric vehicles yeah when that area became a

hotbed and it may not be congo but i don't think it is congo it's somewhere else but when that area became a hotbed, and it may not be Congo, but I don't think it is Congo. It's somewhere else. But when that became, I thought I wanted, I had this, just this idea that I would go there and meet the right people and network and become this titan of cobalt mining in Congo. You probably could. It's probably pretty tough. and then i read that the chinese had already been there for like two years yeah the chinese are doing everything they can to get their hands on those whatever type types of minerals are bubbling around there but you could be like uh you ever hear about the dude barbie in the cartel there was like this white american

blue eye guy that like took over the cartel on the strength of being just like a ruthless white i think that you could go down there and be a ruthless white i think that you could just go down there and be like hey you guys are chinese you guys are african i went i played lacrosse i like that i mean i like that for me um i want to i would be the gus would Gus Fring Huh? Because one of you guys definitely took it What are you talking about? You stole it

I put it here and one of you guys took it I didn't take it Yes you did, you're smiling right now I know you took it I'm smiling because I feel like you're doing a bit You're terrible at doing this I know you have it Just give it to me I don't have it.

Find it. Just give it to me. Look. I don't have it. I know you said you don't have it, but I know you do because it's not on me. I mean, I didn't just misplace it. They said that William Randolph Hearst was really big into pranks, and that was one of the reasons. Dude, he didn't misplace this.

I didn't misplace it. That being, if you want to look for the people that's going to be great in an industry, the most out-of-the being if you if you want to look for the people that's going to be great in an industry the the most uh out of the box minds you want to look for pranksters so you better hope one of us has it because that's that shows good things for the podcast in the long run big for the pod big for the cobalt mining steve jobs was a prankster they said pranked it yeah i heard he was a bad guy steve pranks when he like wouldn't pay child support yeah that's right that's good whatever the kid probably is a literal billionaire right now yeah now so what you're sleeping on

fucking couches for the first 10 years yeah he was on an air mattress the first two years i think he actually was have you ever seen the movie no i think your wife and him were like sleep like the ashton kutcher movie yeah that's not the good one the other one is michael fastbender one is spectacular brother that one's really good yeah they're both good that's um the good one the other one is Michael Fassbender one is spectacular brother that one's really good yeah they're both good that's um what's his name who wrote that the uh Ashton Kutcher one has like that weird Sorkin Sorkin yes Ashton Kutcher one

has that weird breakout scene in the middle where him and Mila Kunis are like Danny Masterson didn't rape anyone they just stopped the movie right in the middle of it like in fucking what is that what is this movie oh uh when they have a big short yeah the big short when they have margot robbie explain things they just have ashley kutcher explaining why danny masterson's actually a good guy it's pretty confusing here so we have mila kunis

sipping champagne in a bathtub to describe this for you he didn't rape anybody he's actually a great guy oh okay now i understand now that hollywood has told me it in ways that i can understand now that my most famous person yeah the most influential person told me how to think, so now I'll think that way. There it is. So it fell on the floor between you and you accused everyone of stealing it? He put it there. I certainly did not. I'm not a fool.

It's all on camera. Fool me once, brother. It was down under your chair. Let me see that. It didn't look. Let me see that, though. I need that sweet hit of nicotine. You've let Francis get nicotine high. Yeah, you can hit it.

And he's been fucking, he's been on one since then. I want to feel that same. It did help. I was. I want to feel that same. I'm not even in a rush for the audio listeners. There is no rush and I really have to quit. My mom calls me and she's like, stop vaping now.

And I'm like, I know. She does that. She FaceTimes me and she looks in the camera and she goes wrong what the fuck dude get it I don't have it

I'll end the show right now I gave it back to you come on get it that's so annoying Francis has it I literally it's probably

oh you mean this thing that's gonna get us to William Randolph Hearst levels just being pranksters William Randolph Hearst levels just being pranksters William Randolph Hearst Harvard man

was he? of course what are you doing? I'm getting your vape for you no we don't want you to end the show Sass we're gonna get this for you

Jesus Christ we're gonna get into a 127 hour situation Francis is gonna have to saw his own arm off after getting wedged in between Your long sack and my tight sack This is all your fault

It's in the crevasse Here brother See it was there the whole time Little did you know Stop Hit that shit and close know stop hit that shit and close us out hit that shit

and close us out sass alright well thank you guys wait how many subbies are we at have we gotten less we've lost subscribers

fuck no we're at 14 never paid any mind to my mother and friends at 98.1 98.1 98.1 let's go

there we go subscribe to the show 90,801 98,100 that's pretty good subscribers so we're almost when we get that plaque

what are we gonna do with it are we putting it what did we have last time like 2,000 we had 2,000 subscribers yeah about that subscribers

subscribers yeah alright well we'll see you guys next week 2,000 subscribers. Yeah. About that. Subscribers. Subscribers. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll see you guys next week. Check Sass out in. I'm going to be in Portland next week. Oregon. Oregon.

And then I'm going to be in Chicago the week after, which we added another show for Friday. So that's the last show that I'm adding. So go get tickets for that if you want to see it. And then I'm in. Dude, what is in that thing? I am in outer space right now. Wait, what was that? And then I'm in Raleigh.

Does my voice sound weird? Yeah, and that's that. So go see those shows. And how about Francis? Where can we see Francis at? You know me. I'll be at... Well, I've got Boston actually coming up.

That'll be fun. Oh, hell yeah. Boston Lap, Boston. That's the first weekend of November I think and those are that's selling pretty quick so go to francissells.com after that I've got Providence and Toronto and Arlington Draft House said correctly though

our listeners respect when we say Toronto right when we say Boise correct when we say Nevada right we want to pronounce Boise correct, when we say Nevada right. We want to pronounce shit right in here. That matters. I think that matters. And I have a pop punk show at the Ocean's Calling this weekend. Oh, shit.

Yeah, a festival. We're playing a festival. Sold out. It's already sold out. John Mayer's headlining. Isn't there like an after party or something at the hotel that you're at? We were doing a meet and greet on the Friday night at the hotel that we're at. That hotel.

Yeah. My buddy is part of that hotel. In Ocean City, Maryland? Yeah. And he's hoping you guys will promote it. This is us promoting it. This is us promoting it. What's the name of his hotel?

You tell me. I can't remember. God damn it. La Quinta. Wherever you're staying. It's this beautiful hotel where we're staying at. They just redid the whole thing. They red't remember. Lakita. Wherever you're staying. It's this beautiful hotel where we're staying at. It's really nice.

They just redid the whole thing. They redid. It's crazy. Ocean City, Maryland. Check our socials. We're going to be posting all about it. Friday night, meet and greet. Maybe we'll play some songs.

I don't know. I don't know. Pop Punk, come rock with us. Come see us. Son of a Boy Dad coming out Tuesday. And then once again, we'll be live next Wednesday

awesome sounds good see you guys soon great fucking show guys holy fuck oh man that was

that was unbelievable way to hit the script I don't know if you we really battled are we done we out I thought you was

getting a little bit we battled we were we were like we got? I thought he was getting a little bit. We battled. We were like cut out. It'll never happen again. Oh that's crazy. And then it totally died.

Yeah I don't know what the fuck happened. Yeah it's just shutting off. They just changed like this dongle thing that everything plugs into

it was fine after that but the first two was literally just like you'd be chilling and the whole screen would go green and then it just

cut out. That wasn't my best but I'll be better next time. Shut up. I mean it. The chicken stuff was great. I thought it was a great I thought it was a funny episode.

Okay cool. Alright. Yeah that was like also hour four actually.