Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad #204 ft. ANUS

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right. I don't know if I actually have to clap or not, so I kind of went half clap there. Just give one just in case. All righty. Welcome back to the Son of a boy dad podcast today it is may 29th

and we are here live from chicago hq5 hq5 um we're joined by nick kb and rudy hey thank you so much from barstoolool Sports. That's right, man. So what got you guys into podcasting? How'd you guys start this shit? Dude, I never, like, that was never intentional. We were just talking and dying laughing. We were like, what? Yeah.

Totally. Why not us? Let's just hit record and see what the fuck happens. Yeah, and every episode has a journey with you guys whenever I listen in to your show. Yeah, it's crazy. So I've actually actually was i'm not super familiar with it roan was the yeah yeah yeah and he got us on he told me about it i listened to one episode and i said we gotta have these yeah their first hundred episodes was like crazy likewise crazy shit so it's fine good we finally

make this no when i saw that uh s SAS reached out like begging and pleading. Uh, I was just like, let's throw them about. Well, that cash, the check cash, right?

It did. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. Happy to have you guys on then. Um, excited to be here.

Either this or 10 only fans, girls. So why are you a whore? What happened in your childhood that made you this way it probably was something well they probably got i don't want to say francis uh i feel like you have a good ass story to tell us i was flying here this morning and uh i went to the delta lounge i know i always bring this stuff i feel uh you have a rest are you diamond as? As I was walking out, I saw Charlemagne the God. No.

Get it. Shit. The brilliant idiot? And he was sitting down, and he was sitting with two women, and I think one of them might have been his publicist, or maybe he's members of his team, or maybe one of them. If I know Charlemagne uh yeah yeah it's a common mistake but i saw him and he saw me and he was like francis from tires the mortal dude

i'm telling you wait till you hear where this goes oh no so i winked at him oh no that ain't it at charlemagne the god yeah that ain't a subtle wink like. Like, I couldn't help myself. I winked at him. That's such a crazy wink. You winked to Charlotte. Yeah, just like that. Eat Charlotte. You're a god.

I know who you are, but I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to bother you. I'm going to keep going. All right. But then he went like that. And then I was like, now I have to introduce myself. No, you don't oh and i stopped and i went hey i'm i know schultz oh my god schultz because they have a podcast together jesus christ and then

he stood up and he dat me up and he goes i know you you you have that pot you're on that podcast right and i was like which one would he be referring to so i was like yeah i used to do a podcast with julio galarati and he was like no that's not it and he's like i've seen you recently and i was like i was on tires on netflix he's like no i swear to god i believe and now i'm no i know you said that that i've been in and he's denying that that's how he knows me and he's like he's like yeah i don't know i don't know and i was like i'm a comedian i work at bar stool and these two women that are with him were looking at me like, when is this going to end? And then I just went, those are my credits.

I'm the fucking man. And as a joke. And they all laughed. And that broke the tension. Good. Because I had just stood there being like, well, maybe you know me from this. Because he kept. Was he talking about son of a boy dad?

I think maybe he knew you well yep i think he knew you no because and he's seen clips of me with you from son of a boy dad he probably was thinking of bad friends he's like no you have the show with yeah bobby lee i don't look anything like santino santino has a full beard yeah I was just thinking to the god you do I think he knows you yeah I think he knows you I don't I don't think so he probably just recognized you we were in a movie together well ah that must be it there you go what movie were you in with Charlemagne the god when he's like you're in up on a podcast he's definitely talking about this pod with why wouldn't he be talking about your the podcast you're on that on a podcast. He's definitely talking about this pod with you. Why wouldn't he be talking about the podcast you're on?

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's talking about Son of a Boy. That's what I'm saying. He was. He recognized you. He didn't list it. No way. He didn't list it, though.

It's not like he thought you were Roan. No, but I didn't connect the Roan Charlemagne. Oh, I guarantee you it was from game night when you guys played board games with Tommy Stokes. Imagine if he's like a huge fan. Charlemagne. Thank God you switched up the cast. He's the fucking guy from the app.

Dude. He then, he dapped me up. They laughed. He dapped me up again. And his hands. Was it clean? Were so moisturized that I had moisturizer on my hands from shaking. No, he sleeps in gloves.

Yeah, that's the God. Is that right? He sleeps in lotion-dipped gloves. Damn. In a good way? Yeah, in a good way. But he was cool. I was happy to see him.

That's a cool guy to meet. I was pumped. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Have you seen his highlight reel? Bro, that dude is a cultural mover and shaker. What did he say to Lil Mama? He said some shuffling.

He said something crazy to Logic. Yeah, Logic, too. Oh, that was the one. Logic's sister got raped. So when'd your sister get raped? Who raped your sister? Who the hell raped your sister? And he's like, you weren't there to stop it?

So fucked up. It was crazy. It was a non sequitur. And he was like, so who the hell raped your sister? Yeah. Dude, it's seven in the morning. This is what makes him great, though. It's a breakfast.

Dude, this is really early to talk about this. Did he deem himself Charlemagne the God before he was famous? He deified himself. Yeah, when can you do that? I don't think you deify yourself. Deed himself. Somebody gave him the title the God? I think it's from on high.

Rome was the prince before he popped. Goodness gracious, I guess that's true. He was in prison, right? Was he? Charlemagne? I think he was a radio guy. I'm gonna miss. He started a radio show. Different kind of prison. Who could you be

confusing him with? Telling you. Charlemagne the Conqueror from the show Pippin. Pippin was about Charlemagne's son. I'm sure you remember that musical, Francis. No prison for Charlemagne? There better be. Oh, no.

Don't listen to this podcast. Oh. Who the hell raped my... if i don't listen to this podcast oh um oh who the hell is father yeah after 41 days in jail that's not you didn't fucking know he spent over a little bit i've read his wikipedia um that's not prison no you arrested twice for possession with intent to distribute marijuana and cocaine and then he was arrested a third time after being in a non-fatal shooting. His father refused to pay his bail money and he spent 41 days in jail.

And his father gave him another chance. You got lucky. No, dude, I'm telling you. Is that something that you can just get out on bail for a shooting? Shooting in coke? Well, it's non-lethal. Oh. But you can still?

Over the head. I missed. It was not a crime crime it was a celebratory well i say this because i think he wrote his book about it or something he's written a few books what are they called have you read one one's called charlemagne and the other one's called the god yeah the first one's the god though that's great the books are uh what i don't know he sorry move on do you think you'll cross paths with him again i i don't know i was impressed with him though he definitely got one like an aura he's one of those people he's the god he was nice how big did he ask what you're doing for the black lives matter movement didn't he ask post below yeah yeah i was just looking up what he said he made little mama cry

really how do you make little mama cry i don't know the clip was 13 minutes oh my god that clip yes someone if he was just just play that let's go some time pull up that clip it's 15 minutes long he says he says things on his show that you'd almost think more guests would try to fight him or whatever. Birdman checked it. Which they have, right? But Birdman, they all walked out, didn't they? I'm not a wimp for this conversation.

Because he said he checked them. To me, I thought they were playing poker. I thought it was a hockey game. I think Birdman spinned his block. Birdman slid on him. That is how I talk, actually, though. Yeah, it's embarrassing. It's like Tourette's, but a different kind.

I would have been dropping references like that. You should have been like, if I ever see Birdman in person, I'll fucking kill him. I didn't know his work well enough. I felt like I had to explain. You knew he spent 41 days in jail, Francis. Longer than Jesus spent in the desert. I wasn't going to bring that up.

I know you from your time. Your time, yeah. I'm actually a defense attorney. I used to work in the prosecution. I don't know if you remember me. I from your time. Your time, yeah. I'm actually a defense attorney. I used to work in the prosecution. I don't know if you remember me. I worked your case. I put you away for 41 days on the dot. You're doing well.

Soft hands. Good news, your payment went through. Bad news, they gave you life. You guys ever see that Drewski clip? Yeah. Oh, my God. Incredible. It's so funny.

Incredible shit. But did you guys see Drewski's getting accused of stealing a sketch that he did? Drewski gets accused of that all the time. And it's never similar. Is it just like parallel thinking? Like he's done so many sketches. Yeah. No, it was the guy.

You know the other guy that looks exactly like Drewski? And they did the exact same sketch about 4X. Is it the one that's about... 4X. 4X? Yeah. I had a feeling. I don't know why, I had a hunch.

You did have a hunch. After he said 4X, you had a hunch. I told you what it was three times. They said that he stole the... I think they said that he stole the one where he's playing... Where it's like your work wife. Maybe. I've seen it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I loved that one. That one's funny. And then he gets in the car and he's like, drive home now. Yeah, yeah. Have you had shit like blatantly stolen? Yeah, I've had... Trischky stole the...

It's a paint. Point at himself from... From Saps. Yeah, you're the Saps. Now, I've had people steal that draft video like a hundred times but like recreate it yeah that's okay because everyone knows that's yours because yours went so viral yeah uh i'm my dumb ass i did one with just my voice and it's like the where's waldo audiobook that gets stolen a lot yeah yeah it's a viral i got i reaped zero benefit from that yeah i've seen that stolen and i always comment i go this is kfc put it on his story and he was like

this reminds me of something at nick teraney would do yeah that wouldn't surprise me but i guess that's just memes like memes just make it out into the world no yeah well i think tiktok also kind of created a culture where it's okay to just just remake someone's exact video that's what they promote we're stealing a joke on like twitter when that was had its heyday was worse than most most rape oh yeah and just like a huge i would be like i would be like at my dinner table with my parents oh yeah yeah like the tweet deckers they're fucking and now stealing all my followers 24 like tweet fucking tweet buzzfeed didn't give me credit on the listicle your mom gives you shrimp fried rice you're like god damn it yeah absolutely like but now it's just called trends yeah now it's just like oh

it's everyone's doing that one now they call it a trend yeah you just said word for word with someone else yeah but there's a direct incentive now with money and like i don't know i think that kind of justifies it mr beast putting his shit on uh x now it's going crazy and they're going crazy i don't understand why no one no one like calls bullshit on that like the whole thing where it's like yeah that mincy video got six million views like you really think that's on 1 000 yeah you think six million people sat down and watched that video it's it's people just that just has to show up you yeah no dude i don't think a billionaire who overpaid for a platform is going to juice the numbers on that what are you fucking

talking about but like people talk about people are like wow i put my uh i put this stand-up clip on twitter 30 million views and it's like yeah no my tweet that had the celtics that said great win for my celtics and i had 45 000 views viral like i bet like 400 people saw that tweet and actually like processed that tweet maybe less yeah probably yeah i've seen people like going back to a clip that's almost a year old being like let's get this to a million like retweeting it every couple months like dude this is almost at a million on twitter it long as every time you retweeted you get like 300 000 more views yeah yeah it's tough to not make it's a tough game uh nope it's not quite easy it's an easy almost do it oh my god everything i work on but you've never you've never tried to push something to a million if you did i bet you could

get there lickety split thanks man like a million views on youtube is probably the same as one view on twitter honestly yeah you're not that far off the conversion checks out i don't think i've ever been in anything that has had a million views no no none of those doesn't one of the case races have close to him but the where's waldo video that's i'm not in it yeah true anus tiktoks yeah combined 700 of them combined and we're at 1.1. That is funny. You see how TikTok, it shows your total likes. God, that's brutal.

And ours is like a million. And then you go to some movie or whatever. Her movie probably, hers is probably like 2 billion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do what you can. Francis, tell us something about the filming of Tires.

No. I refuse. We wouldn't get it. Well, it is a huge week for you. Yeah, it's an insane week. You've got a lot of shit going on right now. Did you plan a special based on that? No.

Strike him while the iron's hot. People at the stand what? You're getting up. The people at the stand are coming up to me being like, yo, where's Francis at? Is he coming by tonight? Swear to God. Is it going to be on your tour promo now? Comics?

You're like big deal. Comics. People are seeing you're getting a little fame. Norm Macdonald came up to him. I said, those coattails were taken. Yeah, me and Seth are on either one of them. Dude, I need a new trend where there's like four to five coattails were taken. Yeah, me and Seth are on either one of them. Flat on. Dude, I need a new trend where there's like four to five coattails on a jacket. Make room for Nikki.

So on your tour promo, if you do that again, you will, are you going to have As Seen On? Well, yeah. I mean, it would be a credit probably. It would be cool to be able to put the little Netflix logo or for all stand up like if you're at the stand it's like this guy was on from Barstool Sports like for Sass it only says

from Barstool Sports and that one YouTube clip uh Zoom professors yeah that scene from Zoom professors my credits are like podcasts that i've been on yeah i don't have any real credits yeah it's like you've seen them on are you garbage and

matt and shane this is the only podcast that me and kyle have ever been you guys are on one every other week this is the only you'll know nick and kb from son of a boy dad i've gotten had so many people come up to me just like son of a boy i was like yeah like three thrice yes thrice francis is a bunch you got fucking netflix barstool what's serious xm what are we doing here we're pumping your tires a little bit i'm trying to grow by because you got the special robot that's why we're all here anyway i think i'm here i'm in an all birds commercial here all birds all birds perhaps oh no what's that other commercial delta lounge delta sky diamond scene speaking with charlamagne the god yeah yeah dapped him up did you follow him on instagram

right afterwards to help you noticed i've been following him i i will his clips are really interesting to me i would also think this is gonna sound maybe crazy but i actually think his political takes are really interesting why would that sound crazy what are they hot sauce that's where i don't know he doesn't clinton came in and said she has hot sauce in her bag. She went on his show. They're like, what's in your bag to Hillary Clinton? And she was like, hot sauce. Lemon pepper. I just got some lemon pepper seasoning.

Oh, jeez. I was hoping you wouldn't ask, but I got it. I have 2K. Lemon pepper. I'm on my way to a barbecue. You know how that potato salad can get. I'm not risking it anymore. I think it's 2K.

I have 2K. Hornet snapback. Hornet snapback. And a speaker to play in public. It's a spider-man backpack it wasn't do i have your vote now oh god you really put me on the spot charlamagne but his political view or he's like a centrist is he uh yeah yeah yeah right right yeah yeah he doesn't seem to really like

like the worst i had a lisp i would oh yeah really i don't think i've ever noticed that uh-huh he does do they have to like ring out the mic covers after like that's what the only reason breakfast club has commercial break because it starts to weigh too much they're squeezing the floor like a trumpet it just starts to bow he needs a spit valve in his microphone that's crazy it's like a rug cleaning video on tiktok oh yeah there's yes i've never noticed that i've watched a lot of i used to watch the breakfast club all the time breakfast club when mac miller was on he used to say that or he on uh his show with andrew schultz said that uh breakfast club is bigger than joe rogan they had a big debate about that yeah that's just not i mean not even

close unfortunately it's hard to compare with like they're a syndicated radio show and they're pretty fucking huge yeah but joe rogan gets 11 million views an episode it's probably like 16 yeah but it's like syndication and i think might be close it's nationally syndicated morning radio show and plus uh world star clips and you gotta it's big you gotta you gotta count the downloads call the clip when people include the clips in your views i have no idea but people will watch you could watch a whole episode on before barstool cleaned house there was we had all those people who were like their job was to be like look at this new tiktok trend and all this stuff and they would send you the rundown of all the numbers yeah and they'd be like busting with the boys 90 million views this month yeah and you're

like damn i didn't know i didn't know busting with the boys was popping off like that and then it would be like one clip with like tom segura that's yeah but i mean if i had clips that did that i would also include them that's true breakfast club bitter as of march of 2023 uh had over 4 million listeners on nearly 100 stations in more than 40 cities and that's a day so it's like lot. That's a lot per week. Oh, yeah. It might actually be pretty close. That was 2023. That's huge. $4 million a day? Yeah, bro.

And he's still flying coach? That's a good point. He's in the Delta Lounge. They're letting everyone in the Delta Lounge these days? Not anymore. No, they've cut back on that. Really? No, they haven't. I but you only get what 10 visits or something i don't know i have that priority pass card yeah he has the delta sky miles card it basically just the card doesn't doesn't do it as much as do as much anymore this year why are you so mad it's next year france yeah it's 2025 dude i'm sorry take it take my take my priority

that card stinks i have that see wait i mean you don't even need that dude i'm sorry that i'm not up to your standards you must have status on delta is it the purple one no it's like a it's not that it's an amex a purple one yeah i have the purple purple one? No. It's not that. It's an Amex. A purple one. Yeah, I have the purple Amex. Purple one that way you find a plane. You can use that to get into the Delta one? No, I've used my Amex to get into the Delta one.

Yeah, right. That one gets you into all kinds of weird lounges. Yeah. Which I can never find. Centurion. Yeah. That doesn't do Centurion, though. I just checked.

You know what? Your Amex card gets you into the centurion lodge my apple card i am so under your skin i'm like a scarab in the mummy i'm fucked because nick nick got me almost arrested at the airport yeah you're not oops oh yeah with the knife i put i put a shuriken in his bag department of homeland security and now really now he can't have tsa pre-check yeah really yeah were you pissed i have to go down below where the luggage is pack yourself in a hockey bag put the tag around your dick yeah i have to put chains and a mask

over me like i'm hannibal lecter then they said you're overweight yeah they have a long dog strap you onto a duct have a lawn chair. Strap you onto a duct tape lawn chair. Is that better for you for where we belong? The fucking luggage, dude. I don't even know if I want you guys

down there. Bro, TSA PreCheck has jumped the shark, though. There was a massive line at LaGuardia for PreCheck today and there wasn't a line for anything else.

Dude, we and Francis, when we went to the airport the other day, I went, I did Sky Priority priority he did tsa pre-check i beat him by 10 minutes yes sky priority is faster now and i wish we shouldn't even give this away i practiced my face for when he showed up so i could be like oh finally you're here is that what you rolled with yeah how did but then i made the same joke on the way home and you stole his joke yeah but he only he only beat me by like two minutes that time you didn't even make the joke though because we were actually so late at that point yeah you couldn't we were nervous but i'm gonna

bud light nick no pepsi oh these glasses have a tint to them most do i guess continue francis i'm gonna stop i'm good i've hit my limit for the day i don't want to say more why though i actually honestly because i'm enjoying you're the man you guys talk you're the fucking i love listening i love when i like when you you're the best at speaking how you are no i like i want to hear you tell a tale i want to hear it's fun for me to just listen to you guys i love it i'm not pouting i want i want you to i want you to rant or tell a story it's the best you are the best at it rail against stop that oh yeah you should rail against something yeah what what is train what are you against i don't know have you do you guys watch like ukrainian combat footage

no there is nothing better i'm not a big fan of that shit dude i got a i got one the other day it was like a clip of the fucking war in gaza and it was like so unbelievably graphic and someone retweeted and i was like dude why you don't put this on my timeline yeah you're gonna stop the war just so you stop seeing the clip no but it's like i get it i get i know what's happening it's fucked up i don't want to see a kid with his head blown oh no why would anyone want to see that twitter is making me like prude and conservative yeah yeah i twitter searched decatur georgia and it was just this port why portly trans girl gets getting plowed mormon style style. What? That was like the top. What is Mormon style?

You're like missionary in the ass. Oh. We talked about this on the act. I know. And that's what, if you search Decatur,

Georgia, you can see it too. I was trying, I'm just geographically curious. Right. Just to see what Decatur's all about. You got hardcore porn

coming up? There's hardcore porn. I like to search things to see what people are saying about a specific term or phrase or phrase. And it's just gaping.

And it's just it's like the worst. Most graphics. Is everyone getting the bots or is it only like bigger accounts? Because I was wondering, like, if my dad tweets something, is he getting like tits in his reply? I have no idea. It's indecipherable now. What are like a bot in a real real. The crazy thing is that the whole Elon Musk thing was that he was going to get rid of the bots.

Yeah. Now they're way more bots than there ever was. I can't open Twitter without my... No, it destroys my dick comment. He actually said psych. You missed that. Every time I tweet something, I could literally tweet like, pumped to watch the Oilers game tonight.

Tits in my... I guarantee there'll be tits in my eyes. No, but it's graduated to vagina. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Not even face in the picture. No, but they're smarter now. They'll say something very relevant to you specifically. Oh, yeah. Not even face in the picture. No, but they're smarter now. They'll say something very relevant to you specifically.

Oh, yeah. But then there'll be a bot right below saying the exact same thing. Yeah. And then it'll be pussy and bio. I got a video of a dude fucking harder than I've ever seen. He was thrusting so hard it was like recoiling. He was like 12 gauge fucking. It was unbelievable.

He threw his shoulder out. Yeah. There were two ass cheek size holes in the wall behind is that even enjoyable he was wearing a deadlift belt no i have no idea yeah like it could be like 12 get on a twitter for free and just search like minecraft and see that oh if you search minecraft it would be some of the more what's the ukraine videos you've been seeing though um i don't know i just think combat footage is very fascinating and now we're in like in such a modern era where the like it's in hd yeah like i saw like a fighter pilot pilot

get ejected his point of view get ejected from a plane parachute down to this open field of presumably like enemy territory and he just like slithering through the tall grass who shot it it was pov they have cameras on their helmets it was casey they have body cam footage in case uh scotty sheffler shows up is there if you get a j if you eject from a fighter plane are you is it is it are you off limits once you hit the ground like oh some sort of like war crime if you have no gun or anything i don't you're not allowed to shoot them when they're in the air really yeah that's not true i'm pretty sure that's true well i don't think it even matters because none of these countries play by like these these made-up rules yeah why would the insurgents what is it called

and like if you blow up a hospital they'll i don't they're like kids right yeah if you blow up a hospital what is what happens they're not like okay well now you're in trouble so yeah i think a lot of people will see like you're gonna see what happens now you'll pay well that was a war crime so you're gonna have to pay a fee now yeah like do you have to freeze 41 days you're gonna freeze for an hour and yeah you go to the penalty box no they're gonna weapons instagram stories about you like when 9-11 happened was where they like that's illegal yeah whoa hey no but the thing is is that We got rules for a reason. Like, Afghanistan doesn't have a place at the table in, like, the G8 or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That makes sense. So I don't think there's as much that you can do to censure them. You see a fighter pilot that just ejected still strapped in, you're going to pad the stats. Run it up. I mean, that's literally... Target hit. We don't trade with Afghanistan,istan i don't think you know yeah

whereas like if um you know countries i guess ukraine russia but israel just uh they they had some kind of sanction or they were like deemed to be in violation of something and they're like we're just doing it anyway yeah we're gonna run up this run up the score anyway yeah i never understood war crimes it's's like suicide being illegal. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to get the death penalty. Or no, you just get arrested. Jail for war.

Yeah, before you're buried. The Geneva Convention did make sense. The whole no torture thing or equal treatment of POWs. But isn't everybody still torturing? I don't know. or like equal treatment of pows but isn't everybody still torturing yeah no yeah well we we definitely reopened that a little when we did the um waterboarding that stuff i feel like they did that just because of mustard gas they're like this shit fucking sucks oh what was it called like enhanced interrogation i think techniques yeah hardcore interrogation can you die from

waterboarding i don't i mean i'm sure yeah you do it long enough drowning suffocate yeah i thought it just mirrored drowning well i think it mirrors this but if someone if someone doesn't if someone doesn't stop pouring the water on the towel and yeah i guess mirroring just means the same thing if i saw a reflection of somebody drowning that's not a big deal yeah like if you're pouring water in someone's mouth that's you're literally drowning we give them this sensation yeah yeah i'll be like putting a really hot oven next to someone and be like we're mirroring burning alive but right before those third degree burns set in we're gonna kill the power well no you burnt you burnt me

dude you know what i was watching uh i'm watching this uh this thing on netflix about um the this tire company on netflix it's the it's the like uh cold war from the bomb till now and how it traces from sort of uh the the dropping of the nuclear weapon to the war in ukraine it's really good but they talk about how when the um the hydrogen bomb was developed and the testing of that on bikini at all great game sounds like a beautiful play i know bikini yeah that's what uh spongebob is based on yeah oh yeah well it used to be above ground and then it went to the bottom that's how godzilla got born yeah bomb but they didn't they were testing and they kept they kept building and

you know the they went from the bombs in hiroshima and nagasaki and quickly they built the the hydrogen bomb and they thought when they when they tested it they thought it was going to be seven megatons and it blew up and it was 15 more than double the size and then they did an estimate if they were to drop that on uh russia how many people would be killed and they said 600 million which at the time all of them was 20% of the world's population. Of the world. Aye, Jesus. Three billion people in the world at the time.

And it was because the winds would shift and spread radioactive whatever material to Eastern Europe and all that. And just the sheer size, it scared everyone so much. And just the sheer size, it scared everyone so much. It just scared the shit out of all the scientists and even a lot of the weapons producers in America. It's pretty spooky. It is scary. What was the thing that was in Chernobyl where they were like, if the full thing exploded,

it would be spread. If it hit the water tanks, it would have triggered a thermonuclear explosion. Yeah, and it would have killed another large percentage of the world. Yeah, it would have gone crazy. It would have killed all of Europe. I re-watched Oppenheimer at the bequest of my bros. I haven't seen it once.

You guys are all talking about it. I haven't seen it. It goes crazy. It's that good? It's so good. It's so good. I had to spin the block with it again. What'd you think?

Magnificent. Beautiful film. Yeah. Do these people just, they work out in the afternoon like this? This does become a gym? Yeah. It's constantly. It's kind of empty around the club.

It's always empty here. Either the boys are feeding or it's... Does anyone take it seriously? Like they actually go through a real workout? Yeah. Do you work out here sometimes with uh do it first with chef donnie yeah that's actually cool i did look swole yeah he's gonna blow up you know he's gonna blow up why they all do that though like luke comes here on like sundays he lifts hard and he often that's that's that's what i like those are my two are you still a gym guy, Sass?

I go a good bit now, but I'm not very like just trying to maintain a level of not dying. Do you go when you travel? No. But you're traveling all the time. Let's go tomorrow morning.

No, I would never go with someone. I'm with you on that. I never get that. I don't work out with people. No. I work out by myself no myself why i want to listen to music and not be like what are your thoughts on man i don't know i i think the podcast yesterday was really good i think it was fun yeah that's the conversation like you would have like

that's your thought of a good conversation that or like the ceiling i wouldn't that's yeah i say no i was i was making a conversation between me and roan at the gym yeah that's what you would say that's you're the constant yeah exactly what what else would we talk about be like oh great form bro fucking love the way that you just lifted that what do you and donnie talk about we don't we don't really talk exactly we play music and exactly you push each other fucking get after it you push each other like you're on the forums you're on the bench forums like you guys just get the fuck after it yes type shit that doesn't sound nice i go to the gym like you go to the airport probably the same frequency and i lift a lot about four times a week

sounds about right much today i was boarding my flight and i was like i can't believe i'm doing this again just back on the plane are you once a week easily sometimes twice sometimes trace sometimes quattro do you get boners on airplanes do i get what boners no not anymore sometimes i do i still do is your fear of flying gone completely really yeah i'm most intense turbulence i'm just like i don't care at all is it because you're fine if it goes down it's a combination of that and it's also i've just flown so many times that it doesn't bother me anymore you're due pilot yeah my percentage is going up my chances bro how about that flight that uh that crazy flight where someone died where it was uh the turbulence from singapore to the u.s and i'm not worried about that flight that uh that crazy flight where someone died where it was uh the turbulence

from singapore to the u.s i'm not worried about that ever i'm never gonna go to singapore oh a flight from o'hara last week the engine blew up on takeoff really yeah or there's a guy about to go from san francisco hawaii and the pilot was just like nope not going today this this engine's about to blow yeah but that's exactly like he's smart enough to know not to take the flight in the air well the singapore guy they said it was because of inexperience that everyone died or that everyone was so injured what was the airline singapore air singapore people there so you've got to get to singapore they have one of the best airports and really yeah it is always around number one right singapore is one of the most technologically advanced that city is crazy it looks like avatar they have like a huge like

these massive things with like all these trees in the sky it's crazy avatar sucks dick visually it goes crazy have you seen the new one no they're like i heard it was jamaican they're like oh really like fake jamaicans i never even saw the first one it's island i don't think i ever will they're like uh jamaican they're like oh really like fake jamaicans i never even saw the first one it's island i don't think i ever will they're like i always think they're always make are they making one now yeah but it takes like 25 years to make they're making like the monkey boy documentary what's happening we sacrificed the entirety of last spring and summer on that project is michelangelo still holding it michelangelo has hank at knife point i don't know where it is

it's i don't know where it's gone to the hard drive but uh we yeah we did some really touching things in it we i think we made a man cry by honoring was that's a that's honestly a funny i'd like just going to film a documentary and some dudes like they're everyone's excited the town's behind it and then just never putting it out like that is precisely what is going on there are people in natural hypothetical you pitch sass there's dudes in new hampshire like yeah it's gonna come out i swear i was in it yeah all righty let's talk about omaha steaks from grown worthy dad jokes to patching up skin knees your dad is one of a kind this father's day give him a gift that's guaranteed to take him to his happy place omaha steaks with omaha steaks the possibilities are endless endless

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That her budget in Austin is $10,000 a month. For what? An apartment. She's moving to Austin? Yeah, that's where all the comics are. I mean, you can get a really nice place in Austin for that much. $10,000 a month is a mansion. You get like a six-room house with a pool. Yeah.

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Because they are... Our team, our podcast, we're not very in the bar. This is our first time kind of talking about it. He is a popcorn scion. What is he? A popcorn scion. So, he owns big popcorn. Yeah. A popcorn you were just eating outside that's got Fugman.

You know Orville Redenbacher? Yeah, that's his... His direct heir. Yeah. He's popcorn the god. Yeah, Fugman, he owns butter. Yeah, his family, Bennett Butter. He's in the butter industry.

Boy, do they hate margarine. Romeo and Juliet, Bennett's family, they own. I can't believe it's not butter. Yeah. Dude, when I was that that's Sunni Shiite shit oh you invented butter then they unveil their name I can't believe it's not butter awful company name it's so good though you ever have it tastes good i used to spread it on money like toast like it was cream cheese because i thought i thought it was healthy and it was fine you guys ever tried

butter it's so fun oh and i was really young my grandma had this spray yeah oh yeah sprayed on corn dude i would just take a pancake and i would just spray the entire thing and eat it it was so fucking good yeah dude i do forget that butter and salt are good spray the entire thing and eat it it was so fucking good yeah dude i do forget that butter and salt are good yeah you don't have any of it all any good food no french i do yeah but are you do you eat do you eat healthy or do you just eat no yeah you do i um obviously you're not eating like shit but 6 p.m to 10 p.m about 3 000 calories what yeah it's bad so are you fasting i smoke weed and just get so hungry yeah and it's so pleasurable and i can it's where you fast for 20 hours a day 18 to 20 so that's still pretty healthy no but i eat like shit look at look at

your body your body's crazy man yeah you can eat whatever i walk on the treadmill Your body is psychopath High incline You do 15? For like an hour a day You do an hour of it? I can't do that I can do 20 to 25 But you can That's where I watched the documentary

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It's got two days of salt in the sandwich. I didn't like those at all. Too much meat. They're disgusting. Pastrami, pastrami, pastrami. It was like eating a big hot dog but like worse texture. A big hot dog. A cat sandwich is eating a big hot dog but like worse texture a big hot cat sandwich is like a big i ate it we did it for neighborhood eats and i had one bite and i was

like this is disgusting and was that the end of the video pretty much i left right after that you did leave yeah i did cat's deli and then left we literally tagged in tommy for him yeah as if because sass was so overwhelmed by the salt now i had to go to arlington you can't handle salt bro i had to go to arlington virginia i'm very jealous of your schedule of like traveling to new cities but you're not you know what you're doing it's only for a few days yeah you get pretty much freedom yeah staying in hotels do you like you like it right no you don't not at all but which you wouldn't be the life you've chosen wouldn't be like more happy not doing it whoa i love doing

comedy yeah he hates traveling so would you rather just dread it you hate the port the the aspect of visit the actually traveling it depends like on a good weekend like if it's a good weekend like when i did chicago and i'm here for a week but also i was doing shit during the day because i was coming into the office that's different but like say like if i go to philly and i sell out five shows and i'm like i go there and i'm like okay this is guaranteed gonna be fun then it's like guaranteed so you have fun when you're on stage yeah but that so that's like francis of course yeah they're killers they're one of the gotta feel amazing weird place right

now where i i have to i have to dump this material because i'm so tired of telling the joke well good thing you're dumping it on saturday so that's a funny way to put putting out a special dumping it no i know it's i've been making a garage i haven't i haven't been like writing brand new stuff in a long time because i've had to just hone and writing the really new stuff is the fun part for me okay and um i just haven't had the luxury of being like well i have a week until my special i wonder if i should just try a whole new five minutes on butter the delta lounge yeah butter wouldounge. Butter would go crazy. Butter would go crazy. Everybody would get it.

Everybody knows butter. That's true. Good comedy is relatable. And it's all in the margarine. So doing a weekend like that where it's like you know it's going to be fun is great. Doing a weekend where it's like I did Irvine and Bakersfield and it was like fly into Irvine. Do the show in Irvine. Wake up the next morning. drive to Bakersfield,

go get breakfast at Denny's by myself, drive four hours to Bakersfield, go do those shows. Are you getting a rental? Yeah. Go do one show for 15 people, go back to my hotel room, fall asleep, wake up, find something to do, go do the next show maybe 30 people drive back to la sleep in the hotel airport the airport hotel and then fly out at 7 a.m like that week is hell that's not there's no part of that that i'm like man i'm having fun is it literally 15 people the first show was probably 15 people the second show was probably 30 people were they cool though the second people were yeah first people were fine do you know like now niche stereotypes of kind of like mid-major cities like baker's

are you schultz in there i know everywhere outside of la in phil yeah in california is all mexicans like like sacramento bakersfield irvine ontario all mexicans like in my second show in Bakersfield, Irvine, Ontario, all Mexicans. Like in my second show in Bakersfield, there was literally one white person in the entire crowd. And he said the Mexicans love him. They do. Yeah. They like to laugh. They like to laugh.

They're great. Jolly people. And they understand Sasquatch as an idea. They do. Yeah. Chupacabra. That's the hardest they laugh is when you're in Sasquatch. No, they're great.

Like the Bakersfield, like I made no money. I probably lost money that week, but the shows were fun and the crowds were really fun. So you do like it. I like that. But like the actual, like I remember driving back from Bakersfield to LA. It's like a hundred something miles. And I remember it's 80 miles just dead straight on this highway it's two lanes dead straight for 80 miles i remember driving and just being like what the fuck am i doing right now

like it was the only time that i've ever been on the road and been like i think my parents saw me right now they like wouldn't be proud they'd be like you got to stop doing this it's crazy dude but you know who else went through that fucking Seinfeld, bro? Yeah. Also, you haven't been doing it. Also, that is, this is, when I hear you tell these stories, I just want to fucking slap you. Well, I know. I know it's a normal thing. That's why I don't. No, it's not even that.

It's that you are killing it. Yeah, you're headlining. You outsell me, and I had. Oh, no. I had. Don't say that. He absolutely does. He said 15 people. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. outsell me and I had I had he absolutely he said 15 people

no no no you have a parochial school classroom on average he said I would say he does 20-30% better that's not true at all 20-30% I had what he's describing I had that for 7 years for 7 years I had to he's describing. I had that for seven years.

Yeah. For seven years. That's why I had to deal with that. I'm really hoping that Francis pops, that I cannot have that. Again, I say this to credit you, but you are... I just won't listen.

You're not doing as badly as you want to believe you are. No, I know in general I don't do bad, but this year has been bad. No, it hasn't. Oh, I love your pessimism. In between those weekends out in California, you're fucking nuking it in Providence and fucking everywhere. No, I had three good weekends this year. This has been one of the worst years of your life? Pittsburgh was awesome.

That was fun. That was fun. Pittsburgh was great. Providence was great. Milwaukee. Milwaukee, Denver. Great, Denver. Great. All good.

And then I've had, since then, I've had- Madison was great. That's what I meant when I said Milwaukee. Oh. Denver is a kill box. Denver's great. But since then, it's- Line them up.

Sacramento, Irvine. a kill box denver's but since then it's line them up sacramento irvine he wants to you you you subscribe to this like tortured comedian road dog thing and you're like you know you you don't have to no but it's it's okay we're coming up with bobby kelly and them and you were just fucking eating shit on the road it was just like it was different it's okay to just be to just be good as a product of your own success eating shit on the road yeah but i'm not saying i'm not i'm i know you've paid your dues brother i know things are going well but i'm saying like they could be a lot better yes but you're what you're 23 yeah you're fucking killing it what 23 year old's doing better than

him i find it almost insulting because you're i think you're doing better than i am and i am 12 years older than you but i'm not doing better than you and i've been doing it a decade longer than you have and you are doing better than i am but and i'm proud of you for that not but when you're like oh it really sucks i was on the road my parents were like i don't know if you should do this anymore i literally had that conversation and then went to law school yeah it sounds like i had to drive on a straight road yeah that was 80 miles i was like oh i'm dead what am i doing with my life oh fuck it's weird when you're out there and it's like your features are like and you have complete independence on the california coastal highways and it's like your features are like six years old. And you have complete independence on the California coastal highways.

Oh, it's not the California coastal highways. Oh, yeah. You are in the armpit. Bakersfield. You are in the armpit. But I'm jealous of that. Just being off the grid. No commitments.

And just being alone. And just traveling. There are times when it's fun. Like Sacramento, I went fishing the whole time. But I didn't catch anything. You also... You just have one good thing about caveat good thing you asked if i liked it i said yes i like it when it's good and i then you just

said that you had the worst year of your life no i didn't you said that you said you had three good weekends this year i said yeah i said this year has not been great and then you said so it's the worst year of your life if you have three good weekends over a year, I would assume that's the worst. Well, it's just a slow year because I have, I'm still doing the same hour and I'm not really even close to stopping doing that hour. So I can't like go back to Boston and Philly and all these cities because then it would be the same material. Yeah. Why don't you just write some new jokes? Yeah.

Because these jokes aren't even done. Funny guy. Why don't you write some new jokes yeah because these jokes aren't even done funny guy well why don't you write some new ones but i i do write new ones but the ones that i'm actively doing in my hour are not done so i can't just be like well time to toss all those and start a new hour yeah yo we're uh past 50 by the way got it i'm gonna keep it running well this podcast is two hours long i don't i don't say these things to try to like limit your pain but rather to help you see the light pain he won't do it i want you to to do exactly what they say which is to not qualify your wins by saying but this but then but then we won't all be like no you're doing great yeah oh you you're doing so good. I don't actually think

he wants that. I think he wants us to be like, yes, you're right. That does sound awful. Well, I don't know what you guys wanted the answer to be. KB said, did you like it? And I said, it's fun when you're selling well. Are you doing better than any is he? Answer me this honestly. Are there any other 23 year old comedians

that are doing better than him right now? You'd have to look at like TikTok people. Those kinds of people. I don't know if they are. And I don't know how you compare that. As far as stand-up, I don't know anyone his age who is as far as he is. Exactly. Not one person.

So shut your ass up. You're the best in your class. Well, I guess then the answer was yes, I enjoy it complaints you would be on the cool man of double yeah perfect boring answer yeah it could have given us a little something i'm obsessed with like the the comedian jargon of like doing well because it always shifts where it's like you murdering it you're killing it francis just said you nuked it. What's the next one up? Oh man, I went to Irvine. I carpet bombed Irvine.

Suicide bomb. Total genocide out there. I heard a good one. I heard a good one yesterday. Not about comedy, but I love lingo. I'm a big lingo guy. I saw someone on Twitter call the refs uh zebras and that's that's like you guys heard that oh yes i think i learned that before ref i loved it someone said the zebras are doing everything

they can to stop the rangers from winning oh that's old dude i never heard that that's an old one i heard somebody call a loaded baked potato a lote the other day really yeah that sounds amazing i'm i'm big into the fly fishing lingo grip and grin that's a picture yeah tight lines tight yeah throwing flies mook what do you say when like tickets are fast? Is that you haven't sold any? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Limited tickets available.

Is that every single ticket is available? Sass, when we were fishing with Sidney, he pulled out the fly rod on the open water. And when I say that I've never seen someone get so close to catching a fish. Oh, yeah. Like five times. And not actually get there. I was so upset. I wanted you to have it so bad.

They would literally follow the fly to the boat and then. Running, ripping after it and get right here with their mouth open and then turn away. That's devastating. They're fucking with you. I've been there. It sucks. It was pretty sick. You could see it the whole time. I've been there. It sucks. It was pretty sick. You could see it the whole time.

These are big trout. So who won that fishing trip? Kobe. By a mile. You won it? But what did they do? Did they throw you a bone? No, I caught more fish than everybody.

But Francis made you get rid of your shoes? He did, yes. That did happen. That was a mutual agreement. It was a mutual agreement. That was the right thing to do. It was a mutual agreement, was the right thing to do it was a mutual agreement but there was a this is what happened we went to the bar at the end of the day you pull up the boat to a bar uh sydney wanted to go to this bar to get oysters a bunch of people joined us we had our

captain and stuff we sat down we ordered our food had a beer i love bars like that those are the best it was awesome and then we were on sort of the mainland, and we could get an Uber that would take us directly to our hotel. We're exhausted. We've been out in the hot sun all day. I fell in. Yeah, Francis fell in the water. Yeah, I fell in.

Like while Sydney had a fish on her line that was next to the boat, and then Francis is just in the water next to the boat. Next to like a 40 pound fish yeah it would have been worse if you had fallen in because i might have drowned i don't think you have the upper body strength to pull yourself back up onto the boat oh no my mom always said i was a weak swimmer they would have had to fish you out i can't imagine you telling that story you'd have to bite the line yeah it was hilarious but the point we could have we could have gone directly home 15 minutes to our hotel or we could go sass was like oh but my shoes are

in sydney's car and sydney was like that's no problem we're gonna take the boat we're gonna get back in the boat go across this spit of water or something it's probably a straight honestly yes to another another uh landing area and then get in the car get your shoes and then you can come back across again and then take the uber home and i was like dude how much do you care about these what shoes are they and he goes what were they the they were my stan smiths with holes in them yeah full-blown holes you loved those you love he does they flapped open like a bum i said you need to evaluate this situation right now from the correct standpoint he was like you're right maybe i should just let them go i've those shoes look more like pac-man than shoes

they were talking and we let he let him go and i was proud of you for that i was proud of you for i wanted to i was burnt as fuck i wanted to go home yeah we were smoked just no i really was i got bad burns on my legs i have blisters all over my legs he was showing us the blisters they're nasty are they nasty yeah it's gross show them well they're it's now it's just like scabs oh that's way better yeah well that's why i mean i don't want to show you you do always have some dermatology issues though yeah but it was funny because we were like rangers are playing we're like all right i'm gonna go nap for like 30 and then let's go downstairs and watch the rangers and then i woke up it was like 11 30

and i texted francis and i was like what are you doing he was like i've just been watching tv and then we never saw each other i I got ice cream from the front desk and brought it up to my room. I shuffled to 7-Eleven. Ate it in bed. Dude, every day is a fight. Every day. It really is.

That was a fight. Yeah, it was actually a tough day. That walk to 7-Eleven was brutal. But nobody had it worse than being paid to fish a kid who it was great it was really fun sydney had a cameraman who didn't take anti-nausea medicine oh my god oh we got to tell this story dude we so we're like all going out on the water i don't get seasick because i'm a man i'm not a pussy and you're calling this guy a pussy yes everyone else you were too weak of a swimmer and couldn't pull yourself back on the boat yes you just lamented about walking to 7-eleven i don't fall in the third degree burns

walking to 7-eleven with third degree burns but so francis and sydney and one of the camera guys all they're like oh i get seasick so we go to the grocery store everyone gets like dramamine or whatever their anti-nausea medicine is. And I guess they were saying, like Sidney was saying, you're supposed to take it at night and then in the morning. And I guess he only took it, Francis took it,

I don't know when, but he didn't get seasick. I took it like 30 to 45 minutes before we got on the boat, which is when you're supposed to take it. And I have a very sensitive stomach and I have gotten seasick on these fishing trips before.

I was completely fine wow completely fine and it was really choppy like i was starting to feel a little bit i was like like it was like really choppy and uh so like we get out this so this kid he only took it at night he didn't take it in the morning and we get out take it the day of yeah so we get out there and we're like we're cruising you know we're you got to make like the original run to the spot. So it's like 20 minutes. We're kind of flying down. And then we're stopping to drift and fish.

And I see him come up and go up to the other camera guy and go, man, I'm already feeling like shit. Within one minute of us stopping. And then literally it was 9 a.m we got back to the bar what 4 30 he was throwing up from 9 a.m to 4 30 and just like no one cared you guys nobody checked on him no no not at all like they like they were all like how much was in his stomach he was sitting like this the whole time. Throwing up. So it was the whole thing of one camera shot? He would film when someone had a fish on,

and then he would just go right back to throwing up. But I was looking the entire time to be like, this is kind of like, maybe we should bring him in or something. Dude, then at one point in the late afternoon, we're on the way home. He goes, does anybody have any electrolytes? He's asking for electrolytes. He like my body is shaking rebase it he was like i can't move my hand and that's when we were like all right let's go in but dude it was crazy how little they like everybody cared nobody were like like at one

point the dude the the the guy drake he was like how's mr green doing down there and this kid's like literally died and it was it was kind of one of those things where you feel bad because he would come back every like every now and then he'd be like yeah i think it passed i feel fine now and you'd be like dude it obviously didn't pass obviously coming back and then 30 seconds later you'd see him in the back of the boat fucking yeah he looks like valdemore i'm like that with my hangovers. I'll puke once in the morning. I'll be like, let's go get breakfast.

I just go and I just don't eat and I puke outside. Dude, there was a really bad one. When I first started Barstool, YP took me to Montauk for outdoors. And he wanted to get a Mako. And he brought his girlfriend at the time. And anyone. to get a mako and he brought uh his girlfriend at the time one than anyone one of the yeah before he went on before the trilogy began and then but we were going out literally the lord of the ring yeah and we were going out and it was like super wavy and then for shark fishing you have to chum the water oh that no worse smell oh so but it gets so much worse so it's choppy they're chumming the

water it's a diesel engine boat so it smells like you're in an oil tanker yeah then the captain of the boat is like an old school guy starts ripping marble reds so you got diesel chum waves and marble reds and his poor girlfriend it was just a non-stop like symphony of puking yeah and we brought we brought her in we brought yeah i think that's what you got it how close were you guys to shorting i would have i would have swum swam yeah i would have swam in uh and if they'd been like no you need to film it's your job but i would be like fire me it's over but then the craziest thing was that so i didn't realize this until we like left because then he's like we're back on shore he's still like really shaken up but he's like i'm good i think i think it's past i think i'm fine now but he's

like i still i feel fucking awful and then i'm like oh shit they're here for three more days oh that is the worst case scenario for a modern human that's the worst thing you can experience yeah like the guide like the goddard of vomiting the guide turned to him and he was like it should be calmer tomorrow and i was like oh they have to go back out tomorrow but dude i'm not kidding you like five hours i've never had a medicine work better than that Dramamine. Oh, it just works? And they've got one that's regular, and then they have the one that's the non-drowsy. And my only take on the Dramamine I've taken on before is that it always makes me very tired.

But it works. And then I tried this time. I tried the non-drowsy one, and I wasn't tired at all, and I had no nausea. I don't really get why. I love it when medicine works. It was great. It was so black and white. It was so black and white.

So hopefully he took it the right time the next day and was fine. I take a bunch of Dramamine before any flight. It worked better than Xanax for me. Really? It conks me out for sure. I was prescribed Xanax for flights and i felt weird doing it so uh yeah it's kind of a bad path to get there that's why i had to stop taking the adivan yeah because you have so much fucking fun i fucking love start like looking forward to flying

i would book flights just go home from la guardia to newark oh when a drug works perfectly oh yeah it is a good feeling it's insane all right should we wrap it up yeah thank you for having us yes thanks for joining thank you and go watch uh anus yeah go watch the new untold story to see another uh uh see us all again uh-huh yeah all right yeah