Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 22 - Nashvegas

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

-- Sas & Rone discuss their weekend in Nashville: singing karaoke, crashing bachelorette parties, meeting some fellow podcasters, nearly getting arrested, & much more -- Episodes also available in video form on YouTube -- Live shows: 10/13 (NYC) sold out, 11/3 (BOS) tickets coming soon -- New merch also coming soonYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Let's get it on. Let's get it on. I just ate sweet green and I feel like it should have energized me, but it's making me feel sluggish. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty pretty tired slug the fuck out yeah just from the weekend it was a long weekend all right really what'd you do all right ready yeah

what is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today is october 4th it is monday it is 3 0 3 p.m set your clocks set your clocks right uh it was the time changed already yeah when spring back no fall forward when did they change them last night bro no way you don't remember that we just daylight saved really yes bro don't you feel like sluggish it's getting so is it going to be dark out in like an hour i think some bullshit like that yeah bro october 3rd daylight savings time it is upon us it has descended upon us and you're talking with me bro all right guilty is charged november 7th i just pulled the wool over your eyes and you believed it just like that no i didn't that's why i googled it you wool over your eyes, and you believed it just like that. No, I didn't.

That's why I Googled it. You believe anything anyone will say. If I believed it, then I wouldn't have Googled it. You believe anything anyone will dump down your throat. First off... Which proves to me that you're a liar. Pathological. And I'm an honest man. I got accused this weekend by you of being a pathological liar.

I did. And it was proven that I was not a pathological liar. We will talk about this weekend. We will talk about SAS getting removed from a bar for being underage. We will talk about the fact that you just said, what is up everybody? And it was missing last week and now you're back. I know. And, uh, but first, before we get into any of that, um, we need to get into our presenting

sponsor and our presenting sponsor is we're looking for a new producer. That's untrue. We are not looking for a new producer. Does DM Sass? We're not looking for one. No, we are not. And don't DM me. If we find someone who's better than Owen, and the only requirement to be better than

Owen is just be here. No, Owen's a good producer. No, Owen's a good producer. No, Owen's a great producer. I disagree. Owen's a great producer. He's busy with something. He's busy with something right now. He's just across the hall recording another podcast.

He's just a man of many podcasts. Yeah. It's just tough to find out where you are in the totem pole. Yeah, I know. I think we're top. I think we're top dogs. Really? Because he's doing something else right now.

I know, but he said that this is the only week it's going to happen and then the next week he's going to fix it. Fix what? What do you mean fix it? He's going to schedule it better. So I think we're going to start. I mean, we've said we wanted to start recording before the act, but now I can't do that anymore. Someone else filled that slot. Who? Coach Prime. Jesus Christ. Bro, you should have jumped on it earlier. Maybe you guys should just start doing a lot

less like me and do one podcast. And whittle it down. Coach Prime won't like that one bit. Coach Prime will be very upset at you. How about I get Coach on the phone and I smack him around a little bit and I tell him to kick rocks. You're going to do that to fucking Coach Prime?

Yeah, and I'm going to call him Dion. I'm not going to call him Coach Prime. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm going to disrespect him. He'll fucking RDT you if you pull some shit like that. He'll RKO you. Look, Dion. I'm not going to call him. He'll fucking RDT you if you pull some shit like that. He'll RKO you. Look, Dion. I'm not going to call you by your stage name,

but something's got to change here. You know, Dion is his stage name. His real name is Ralph. Yeah, but doesn't he not like when people call him Dion? Well, Dion's like his stage name. Ralph is his Christian name, and then Coach Sanders is his program name. Yeah.

I just saw that interview of people of him being like, don't call me Dion. Right. Because he's either call me Ralph or call me Coach Prime. And obviously he doesn't want to be called Ralph. Is his real name really Ralph? Yeah, Ralph Sanders. Jeez. It's like you could tell why he didn't go by Ralph

if he's in there. Yeah, it's smart. But yeah, you tried to call me a pathological liar this weekend i did and uh it was proven wrong because i actually got up on stage and did karaoke you did and you didn't fucking believe me i didn't believe you but the fact we were even at a karaoke bar was because we tried to go to a concert this past weekend and uh well start at the beginning should we start at the beginning yeah start at the very the very beginning. Just for the whole weekend? Yeah, I fucking guess.

I don't know. Well, we went out to Nashville. Unless you want to talk about some InfoWars shit. We went out to Nashville to do... I heard the vaccines are a soft kill. We went out to Nashville to do Bussing with the Boys podcast. Might be coming out today, too. Yeah, I don't know when it comes out.

He didn't tell us. But yeah, we went out to Nashville to do Bussing with the Boys. And it was fun. I don't know when it comes out. He didn't tell us, but, uh, yeah, we went out to Nashville to do busing with the boys and, it was fun. It was a good time. Great setup. Good people there. Yeah.

They played their bus with the boys are two guys who play for the Nashville predators and, uh, they, yeah, they had us out on their bus on the, on the podcast. It was a good time.

And we, uh, we basically, that was all we did when we were in Nashville for work at least. Well, I guess some of us. I made a video. Some of us don't really stop grinding on the weekends. Others do.

Really? Wow. I thought you were the guy who only had one show. Suddenly you're making willy-nilly videos for yourself just to post up on the fucking internet wherever you want. I like to promote the podcast. But yeah yeah so it was more of a vacation than it was a work a work trip we stayed out in nashville for friday we

were there thursday morning we stayed thursday friday saturday sunday left sunday yeah good trip strong trip we got uh we roan's lady friend came down and wife there's another word for that you make it seem like it's like Marilyn Monroe I'm John F Kennedy Rohn's out of a cake Rohn's lady came down for the weekend it was fun and my buddy from goes to school at Vanderbilt we met him up there and we just I mean us four were just inseparable yeah we were like the cast of friends yeah I mean you just it was just too many good times and you just could not keep us away from it we just had our arms linked just skipping down the center of broadway in nashville

we did we were it was it was our town for that weekend it was we got a bachelorette party bus oh we just fucking rode around the back of a tractor fucking whooping it up calling cat calling anyone that we saw really how would you describe nashville for uh like or or the part of nashville that we saw to somebody who's never been there yeah broadway and like the real downtown part i mean i said before it just seems like a smaller version of time square yeah it's like disney it's like uh yeah it's disneyland for uh bachelorette party grown-ups it's like extremely extremely touristy. It's cowboy cosplay. It's like Las Vegas

for cowboys or people from Duluth, Minnesota who want to pretend to be a cowgirl for a weekend with their other 40-year-old friends who are on a bachelorette party who think they're going to break out from their crew of 12 and have sex with one of the country singers that's on stage at every single bar.

It ain't happening. Yeah, when I was at the uh airport yesterday there was a girl in security wearing like a light up pink cowboy hat that was flashing and it's like i mean turn it off yeah turn that in the back that's fine for nashville when you're there but like don't be bringing that back to new york yeah you're gonna wear that at home like what the fuck are you doing you just want it to be your personality now that you went to nashville yeah which i'm sure is a lot of people's personalities but yeah my friend matt always said he's like it's super touristy there's everyone with the cowboy hats and it was like as soon as we got off the plane it was like there was live music at the airport yeah the first part of the bar at the airport was packed like it was a real restaurant and it was 10

in the morning yeah people were like yeah true standing in line to try and get a seat at the bar so they could see a country singer yeah some dude were like standing in line to try and get a seat at the bar so they could see a country singer. Some dude with like fucking bulging biceps and a cut off plaid shirt or something. He might have been

super famous. It might be like someone who's a top 40 country artist. But your buddy Matt who we hung out with looks exactly like you. No.

He has the same archetype as you. To a police sketch he would look exactly like you. Maybe. If you the same archetype as you. To a police sketch, he would look exactly like you. Maybe. If you did a crime and someone described the two of you, it would be identical. He looks like you times Christopher Robin divided by Bo Burnham. And you guys talk similarly. talk similarly and you even uh you even like uh like when you were sitting at at uh the karaoke bar together you like kind of sat like with your upper arms touching like twins who like uh who

like need to like have like subconsciously need to have some kind of physical contact with each other yeah i don't know it was cute i thought it was cute. We're good buddies. Great buddies. But yeah, it was a good time. We went to a comedy show out there. We saw Adam Friedland and Mike Racine. Funny dudes. Funny dudes. Very funny. I think it's safe to say that Adam is definitely a friend of the pod now.

Officially. We talked to him for one minute outside. Yeah. And then Rowan cut us short. We almost had everything. And then Rowan cut us short. And he was like, our Uber's actually here. uber had been sitting there for five minutes i was just flashing his lights at me yeah he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna torpedo your uber right and that's the

only thing i fucking have in this world my 4.81 on uber my shit is i'm rocking like a 4.7 and i would love to know what where the rating comes comes from yeah where do they go wrong i don't do anything i don't know what could possibly be the reasoning that I wouldn't have a perfect five. Are you ever late? No. That's my thing that I'm worried about. It's always when I'm with somebody else and they're fucking a little bit late. I'm not

trying to bomb my ranking. I'm never late. It's more just like you have two minutes from the time that the Uber arrives until they can leave. You were just asking, where's Stav? Yeah, we were like, because you have two minutes from the time that the Uber arrives until they can leave. And you were just asking, like, where's Stav? Yeah, we were like, where's Nick and Stav? Just like people are always like, where's Dan and Dave?

Yeah, we were like, do you think we can come on sometime? And he was like, I don't really think you guys have what it takes. From what it looked like, from how hard you guys laughed at the jokes during stand-up, I was looking at both of you, judging you, and you didn't laugh hard enough. It didn't seem like you really got what we do over there. You didn't get the jokes. So, no, I don't think it's going to really work out for you.

But, yeah, I didn't want to torpedo the Uber ranking that bad. And it still probably backslid a couple points. If I check right now and I'm below a 4.8, I'm going to be incensed. I'm going to be incensed i'm going to be absolutely furious but we uh went to a little comedy show we hit broadway we hit broadway many times practically lived there this weekend i think you had a night on broadway the one night the first night yeah i think you i think you are like not like fully... You left and we left 30 minutes later.

You did? Yeah. I thought you got lit up. No, we left right after you left. We went to one other place and then we were like, let's just go back. Fair enough. Every place is like, hey, we got the real honky. This is the last real honky tonk in town. And every bar was fucking identical.

It had everything was exactly the same. They all looked exactly the same. Dude, I think Uber's down right now. Fuck. What the fuck, bro? Uber's down? The United States is under attack right now. What the fuck is happening right now?

They say a cyber attack is actually the most dangerous type of attack. Like a blackout attack. I read a book on it. Yeah, that's worse than a nuke. I'd rather... Because you wouldn't be able to have your phone, that's worse than a nuke i'd rather because because you wouldn't be able to have your phone which is worse than death it would be like the apocalypse

people just wander in the streets like fucking no phones because you wouldn't have a no it's like you wouldn't even know what's going on you wouldn't know what day it was no people just out like with their ears ringing like a bomb just went off or something like that it would be it would basically turn into like an apocalypse because it would be like widespread. The police wouldn't even know what's going on. How long would it take you to go to cannibalism if all the internet went down? I don't even think it's about the internet. I think it's more about like electricity and like phone signal and everything. Like you wouldn't be able to keep food fresh.

Like it would be everything would be fucked. Yeah. If Instagram goes down, it's like, how are you going to be able to keep your lettuce from wilting? It doesn't even make sense. Bro, laugh it up. Laugh it up. I'm fucking,

I'm woke to it as anybody. You'll see. I'm fucking, I tried to start a scene in the airport on the way out trying to get everybody to take off their masks. Yeah.

It's like, let's join hands and take off our masks. Let's march on the Southwest headquarters. They said that the COVID didn't really happen in Nashville. Yeah headquarters they said that the covid didn't really happen in nashville yeah they didn't they didn't have it down there their dead ass was a

guy at the bar who was like he was trying to convince the waitress to take off her mask he was like you know the mask is making you sicker she was like i know just like trying to appease him yeah like you should take it off you should really take it off right now and uh the guy next to him was like dude like like just like i don't know like leave her alone and he fucking started flipping out on the dude screaming at him he's like you fucking fat fuck i'm not gonna have to listen to you you fat fuck you don't know what the fuck you're talking about was this on the way out of nashville yesterday he made a massive scene at the airport bar he definitely thought he was just like hitting it off with the waitress yeah he thought he was about to get some pussy off of his his uh political of his vax stances and then some fat fuck came and ruined it yeah when we were at the bar uh

after the comedy show we were like me and matt were like watching this one dude talking to the bartender and it's like so uncomfortable because it's like it's literally like the same type of people who like think that like a stripper likes them yeah it's like they're doing it for tips and like to get money from you they're at their job yeah and honestly like at least a stripper it's like that's kind of like you know that's gonna happen as a bartender like most likely that person the bartender probably fucking hates you oh 100% like just leave me the fuck alone yeah like stripper is like that that's at least transparent in that that's the job that's what they're trying to entice people with some type of sexuality with a bartender, like she has 85 other people to serve.

Yeah, yeah. And one dude keeps calling her over to like ask her what her favorite color is. What's your sign? Yeah. So where are you from anyway? Yeah. Just like screaming at someone in a loud ass bar. They could barely hear you.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a tough scene for someone that's trying to, like what is she what is she just gonna like stop her shift and like fuck you jump over the counter hey uh i'm gonna yeah you guys just fill up your own drinks for a little bit i'm gonna go suck this guy off i'm gonna go have i mean realistically it's like the pre-marriage probably get a pretty good tip by by leading somebody on yeah yeah people are Yeah. People are just freaks. Freaks. I don't know.

They just think that they're about to scoop somebody. Even at an airport bar, it's even weirder. Like, you're fucking flying out in one hour. Like, you got to go catch a plane. Like, what do you just like? I think I got from a guy's perspective, like the dream scenario is they meet someone at the airport and then they like fuck in the bathroom and then he like goes on this plane and never sees them again. Which has probably never happened. Has never happened

to a human being. Yeah. Didn't happen to George Clooney in fucking waiting or whatever the fuck. When was the movie George Clooney just going to a bunch of airports? No idea. You've never seen a George Clooney movie? Probably not. Have you not? No, I have. George Clooney's this handsome older guy. I know. I'm aware who George Clooney is.

We'll name some of his flicks. The one where he goes to the airports and he sees all the... Okay, fine. You do know. I'm aware who George Clooney is. We'll name some of his flicks. The one where he goes to the airports and he sees... Okay, fine. You do know. Tip of the cap, my good man. Yeah, so then basically the third night, our last... It was our last night. I guess, was it our fourth night?

It was our fourth night. Third night. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Saturday night. True. It was our third night. We went and saturday saturday night true it was our third night we went uh took it had a pretty easy day pretty relaxed day just kind of chilled for most of the day and then we went to rome was like oh i got us on this list at a concert like my buddy manages the my buddy's a manager there yeah he manages a couple he a bunch of music musical acts yeah and one of the music acts that i hit him up when I was coming into town, like, what are some cool things to do here?

He gave me a long list, just a great friend. And we're like, all right, let's go to one of the things that he's saying. So he got us four seats, four tickets on the list or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And we were off to the show. And it was a shit show. Things didn't go well for us that day. The music was good.

The music was great. I was really enjoying the was for the 10 minutes that we saw it. Yeah. You were bopping your head. Yeah. Relatively sober, too, because we got to the front door and. And the guy was it was a bouncer wearing a he was wearing a pink sweatshirt and a pink hat, pink hat flashed in my ID. And I knew the boys behind me were rocking some fakes. I decided to start to butter him up.

Throw in a little bit of the classic Roan charm. I was like, cool hat, man. I like your rings. I like that sweatshirt. He didn't want anything to do with Roan though. He only wanted to do with the two boys behind him. Yeah, he swam move because he had his eyes on you both.

It seemed like he had his eyes on me from the jump. Yeah, you were giving off... Someone might have tipped him off that I was coming. We got some underage bogeys that might be coming into the bar later on. I get he's doing his job, but if you... Later on in the story, you'll come to realize it seemed

like he was one of those dudes. He was acting like he was In the secret service That you were trying to compromise the White House security Taking the job a little too serious Because you showed him your ID When the outside bouncer makes his way into the concert To get eyes on his On his suspects

Even the way he put it, he's like, I have reason to believe That this ID might have been a fraudulent ID So he takes my ID And my vax card. Which I'm not saying to do this. Do as I say, not as I do. This was dumb of me, but I photoshopped my vax card

so it matched the birthday of my... Should I say that? Am I allowed to say that? Or am I going to get arrested? You're not going to get arrested. They know what the fuck it is. I photoshopped my vax card to match the birthday of my ID. You have a my vax card to match the birthday of my ID.

You have a legitimate vax card, and you just have a double verification of your fake ID. I added a 99 at the end, because I'm a 2001 baby. Right. And I'm almost 21. Right. And you showed him a fake ID. And a fake vax card. And a fake vax card.

And he took it inside. And so he looks at it for like a second. He's bending it. I didn't really, I kind of thought like I was like, this could go either way. When I've, since I've changed the Vax card, it's actually been a lot easier to get in places because they're just like, oh, they match up. You're good. Yes. Which is, so that was a smart move on your part.

Yeah. And I've only used it like, I've only done that a couple of times. But both of them in Nashville pretty much. Yeah. Usually there's no problem getting into places. Usually it's like in New York. It's like you don't even get id you can just go in anywhere and for all the shit you talk on new york that is one redeeming quality yeah that they let underage kids do whatever they want yeah in nashville it like so i mean also i've heard

though that concert venues are a lot harder to get into places because they sell probably because they make so much money off of liquor yeah and they don't want to lose their liquor license yeah that is weird but you you did have that inkling even the night before uh christopher robin your buddy got kicked out of the bar for uh but they just didn't get kicked out they were just like we we think your your boy's id might be fake yeah and it was fine like that's okay i don't i don't dislike that that's not a problem i get it and uh but what this guy did not okay this guy brings us inside there's a massive line of people behind us he brings us in and he's looking at my id and he's like i have he's like i have reason to believe that this is reasonable suspicion that

yeah i have reason to believe that this is fraudulent identification documents and i was like oh catch me and there's nothing you can say you're like oh really he's like do you get that a lot you're like no and then he was like how long, do you get that a lot? You're like, no. And then he was like, how long have you had this ID? And I was like, I don't know, a year. And I don't even know if that matches up or not. But I was like, I don't know. And by that time, he had a magnifying glass on the ID.

Yeah, yeah. With a massive LED light. He was looking at it like Sherlock Holmes. Yeah. And he was like, so I think this is fake. And he was like, where's your other ID? And I was like, so I think this is fake. And he was like, where's your other ID? And I was like, I don't know. Because I'm like, at this point, I'm like, you can get in a lot of trouble for having a fake ID.

So I'm like, what's going on here? I'm like, is he going to take my real ID and then like hold that and call the police? Yeah, you couldn't tell if he was being cool or if he was being on your ass. So he was like, I'm going to need, he's like, where's your other ID? And I was like, I don't have another ID, which was dumb. But I was also just like, i don't have another id which was dumb but i was also just like i don't know what to say and it's also like it was embarrassing as fuck because like you guys are there your wife is there my friends right behind me and like it's like just 10 minute

yeah tsk tsk i know and she must think that just happens to us every time we go out because like the two times we went out with you guys that happened and and it did make me feel like uh i was like am i furnishing here am i like uh chaperoning this boy about about town like yeah so like eventually when we got kicked out like i like told told my boy who like got us the tickets and like i don't even think he thought it was like a funny story i think that he thought like i was a scumbag he's like wow you're a piece of shit like things have really gone backslided since we were in college together because i mean like most people my age have fake ids and i know i'm probably gonna get much people be like dude that's so not true it's like everyone all of my friends including me have had fake ids since we

were like juniors in high school and in college everyone every single person has one yeah i think it's i think it's so town specific like sometimes like when i was in state college at penn state like you just don't do it because people will like i mean i'm sure it's also probably different if you go to school on a campus where you're going like frat parties than it is like if you go to school in the city where you can only go out to bars exactly so like yeah my when i went to depaul you need a fake id or else you can't go out and yeah and at uh like smaller schools they'll like really crack down on like underage drinking like if someone gets hit by a fucking bus or something like that they'll be like oh we're gonna fine all the bars like a hundred

thousand dollars or some bullshit like that so people have to be a little bit more scrupulous about who they're letting in yeah but they eventually uh came to the conclusion that your id was fake that you didn't have a real id and he's asking me for my real id and then he's like i'm giving you one chance and i was like okay i'll look for it obviously it's in my wallet the first thing it's like sticking out yeah take it so i give it to him he says to my other friend he's like if yours is fake too like don't even give it to me and they just give him like these straight up and down vertical massive x's on our hands yeah and then we get in there and i'm like well that's oh and he took my id which was really annoying and and i'm like we get in there and i'm like that sucks i was like i was kind of frustrated i was like well i would have rather just not let me go in then take my id because then it's like i don't have an id now and um and then one thing led to another we ended

up getting drinks oh he said don't wipe off the x's he said if the x's fall off come back to me up front i was saying that you should have got shit faced and just gone back hey my ex fell off can you help me so he said don't drink and don't wipe off the x's so obviously we went directly to the bathroom and we wiped off the x's and they came off easily usually with things like that like i've only been x'd up a few times and usually like it's pretty it's indelible it's pretty hard to get them off like this was like yeah i think this was like dry erase marker it came off in like one wipe of water like it was like it was like chalk or something yeah just like it turns into like the little like rolly balls yeah scrub it off without any type of soap or anything yeah and uh so yeah we

were there we were drinking i was very on edge the whole time because i'm like what's gonna happen if he catches us like am i gonna get like straight up like arrested or something like i don't know and had a drink saw the first band first band was incredible yeah second band was good too second band comes on stage we see a couple of their songs and then out of the corner of our eye we see pink hat guy walking to the room and then he's and then he goes up on this staircase to the right of us and he's just hawking us the entire time and it's just and so it's making direct like like it wasn't like us being paranoid it was like okay clearly he's just staring right at us.

And I was holding holding on to Harry's beer. So at this point, I actually am furnishing. It is like, yeah, the law what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm just not not only am I affiliated now, I'm participating in the underage drinking racket that's going on here. And and one time he left like our eyesight, like he left his perch. And I was like, yo, you want your beer back? And you're like, no, like he's like, yeah, I was like, he, you want your beer back? You were like, no. I was like, he's still here. He's somewhere here.

He's like the Phantom of the Opera. He's just in the fucking rafters looking down on you with a half-mask. It's crazy that he left his post from the front of the bar to go into the venue. You had to go through a bar and then through another door. They checked your IDs again

and there. It was like a speakeasy TikTok. We had to go through eight different like rooms to get into and he's there just clearly watching us and no one else like he abandoned his post for the night and uh yeah this is my new mission and then uh and then eventually my buddy matt had a beer in his hand and he comes up and he just puts his hand on his shoulder and he's like you got to go and he was like and he what he said he said to him he was like you guys were looking at me way too much like i knew you were being suspicious like dude because you're standing on a fucking you're standing 10 feet above us just staring directly at us during the concert like i couldn't even like i was trying to just like dance and enjoy myself like an act like

not suspicious but it's like i literally feel this guy's eyes on the on my fucking head it was uh anytime i would look slightly to the right i would just make direct eye contact with him but yeah but i feel like uh looking at him and then like looking away real quick is like the most suspicious i was like but i wasn't i would like look over and i'd like look at him and then i'd look back and just act and the thing happened and then eventually i turned around you and i was like dude this guy is hawking us it's like when you're cheating on a test though and you like keep on looking up your teacher and your teacher's looking at you and you're like yeah you have to get back to your paper real quick you like look up at your teacher and then you gotta snap back to your paper real fucking fast it's uh it's it's definitely suspicious yeah it was ridiculous we're doing something wrong in direct violation

of the law and what he told us to our faces. We're at a fucking concert, bro. We're in Nashville. We're trying to whoop it up at a fucking honky-tonk and hear some fucking live music. So we go in and he comes up and he basically is like, you guys gotta go. I didn't even think he was going to kick me out. I thought he was just kicking out Matt and your wife.

Yeah, I was like, okay. That's not going to happen. You add up to your wife and was like you are directly affiliated with the with it and i laid on the ground and started fucking having a screaming tantrum i started kicking and screaming you are directly affiliated with the criminal and uh and yeah so basically um eventually he walked us all out and he's like on the walkie-talkie while he's walking us out and he's like we got four coming up to the west wing as we speak like the dude clearly thought he was in like fucking law and order or something oh he thought

he was secret service yeah he thought that he was like running a security detail for the fucking taj mahal or something like for approaching west Wing as we speak. I got the four bellies. I need all forces. And he did have people like come and flank us like other just like fat security guards. Oh yeah. And that was the thing too. When we saw them at first it was pretty dark in the room. They all all the security

guards were like dressed in the same thing and looked exactly alike. So at first when we saw the guy with the pink hat again I was like that can't be him like he was wearing the pink sweatshirt and it was him and uh he took off the pink sweatshirt to go incognito mode so he could go undercover and yeah catch your underage drinking ass yeah so we got kicked out but it could have been worse i i really thought we were gonna get in like a lot of trouble i was ready to like throw the wheels on get out of there were you actually gonna run uh if he was gonna call the cops yeah you were gonna run what else well what you wanted me to stay there and take it do you

want me to just also have to run or you want me to stand there and just be like yeah i don't know who he is we just met him on the way over here yeah i don't know he just uh hopped in the uber with us and came to came with us and we were having a jovial conversation when you saw us first but we don't know who the fuck he is. Yeah. That would have put a, yeah, pretty much. You would have gotten in way less trouble than I would. They would have been like,

okay, don't do that again. To me, they would have been like a night in the slammer. No, I'm saying like if, if you ran away, they'd be like,

who's your friend? Like, are we just going to be like, we don't know who our friend is. Yes. That would have been much easier than anything else. I mean, luckily I don't, I don't talk to cops. Yeah. Luckily I don't answer questions our friend is. Yes. That would have been much easier than anything else. I mean, luckily, I don't talk to cops. Yeah.

Luckily, I don't answer questions. Yeah, so it was like a whole thing. I mean, it was... I don't answer questions. It wasn't like the... Like, I get the guy's doing his job. And I always... Like, I'm never like mad when someone's like, oh, this is fake.

Like, I don't care because I'm like, yeah, it is fake. Yeah, you're just trying to have a good time. It was just annoying that it was like a 15 minute process standing at the door like it was mortifying and it's like dude you know it's fake just like either kick me out or tell me like i can get it the x's or something like we don't need to be like playing these mind games yeah don't toy with me don't play with your food like a cat was like where's the other id where is that one that's my question he was like snapping a latex glove onto his hand yeah don't make me do this the hard way i thought he was and he had my phone oh my god i forgot about that he

had my phone he took because my vax cards on my phone so he goes inside with my phone and the id and i'm like what is he like calling my mom right now or something i was like what's going on when we got back inside he was just scrolling through your pictures yeah no i think he will i think he legitimately did because the one to the next to that is my actual Vax card. Oh, really? And he scrolled to it? I don't know. I think he might have been scrolling.

He's like, dude, don't scroll, bro. Yeah. So, we get in there and I instantly took my phone off the table. In case you had to run. And he was like, so basically my problem here is why does the date of the Vax card match up with the ID? And I was like, I don't know. He was trying to really implicate you.

Yeah. Cause that would be some, that would be some bad shit. I think that is like the federal. I'd be going to prison for that. Yeah. Big time. Go in for that for sure.

And I knew the risk. I knew the risk going into the concert. And you still took it. And I still took it. Cause I wanted to see some live music in Nashville. It's a fucking dream. I more just felt bad for you guys because I was like,

well, now we just ruined the night for everybody. Yeah, and you did. But we ended up having a good night anyway. Yeah, we had a great night. We went outside and like right next door was the karaoke bar. The best singing karaoke bar. Like eight of the first ten people

who went on stage were just fucking beautiful singers. All the employees were good people. Fantastic service. We met all kinds of people goth folks papa john's employees fucking music executives yeah um really really everything it was a smoking bar you could smoke inside and for like everyone was just ripping cigs three days afterwards yeah i i've been stinking like smoke ever since yeah me too i got a wall i didn't

realize that but now i'm like got to wash all my clothes. Yeah. Which is probably a first for you. Why? Washing my clothes. Owen's back. Owen's back in the room. Rome was trying to talk smack on you, but I stopped it.

What were you saying? He said we need a new producer. Yeah. We're actively looking for a new producer. Fair. No. Never fair, brother. Don't stand down for that

he uh sass stopped me he put his hand on my chest he was like don't talk bad about Owen he put his finger to my lips was like

don't you dare say a bad thing about Owen and then Rowan pulled out his wallet and he has like he has like seven fake IDs in it I just have old IDs no

those were fake. I asked the guy. I went back to the bar and I was like, I took these IDs from my friend. I need you to check them with the light. I was confused at one point this past weekend because you were like, didn't Owen make a fake ID for you? I thought you did. Very poorly.

I forgot that you had made that Notre Dame ID from last year when we were trying to break into the Notre Dame game. That didn't work at all. I were trying to break into the Notre Dame game. And yeah. That didn't work at all. I mean, I broke into the game successfully. It was just a backup plan. Some people have backup plans for when their first plan of breaking in somewhere doesn't go well.

And other people just don't know what to say. It really was mortifying. It was the most mad I've been in a while. Really? I was texting my parents about it. I was like, if I get arrested tonight, don't be surprised't be surprised were you actually yeah because then roan's just feeding me beers illegally and i'm like dude like this is not a good idea and then as soon as i got i wiped off the x's i was like that was a mistake i was like i should just i'm like i was like about to go ask

the bartender for a sharpie so i could put him back on you should have gone to the guy in the front and just ask for him back on that would have been fucked up dude i fucked up i fucked up me up again i should have done that make them bigger i had a i had a lapse in judgment yeah my conscience wavered yeah ever so briefly sir please and they're like expensive as fuck to get those ids and they cost a lot of like they they take like two months to come it's whack but you know it's not whack bare bottom clothing yeah that's true bare bottom clothing clothing isn't whack i'm wearing bare bottom shorts right now as we speak actually the the boys were wearing will compton was rocking

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Yeah, you got the legs for it. Owen. Don't fucking butter me up just because I'm trying to kick you off the show. You're never going to kick you off the show you're never gonna get kicked off the show thanks where were you i'm sorry bro where were you at though uh jeff's pod what's jeff's pod let's just shout it out bro they're friends of the program we're allowed to cross promote on here a bracket show presented by lcb shut up um that's dope i hope someday they get bare bottom as their sponsor as well or you get bare bottom as presented by LCB. Shut up. That's dope.

I hope someday they get bare bottom as their sponsor as well. Or you get bare bottom as your sponsor over there. We'd love to have them all on. Who's on the show?

Nick, Kyle, Jeff, Ken Jack, Stephen Che. Che. Che. Shout out Che. Shout out Che. We should have him on

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So it's hard to do. Wait, so what does it just make your ass look flat? Or are you saying it gives a bubble to it? It pops. It pops. Your booty is popped. It explodes. You have a jungle ass.

My ass explodes, doesn't pop. Speaking of, we drove past the place where that bomb went off in Nashville. Yeah. What were you- Just a terrible scene. Why'd you laugh at that? What's funny about that? I'm laughing at the fact that you laughed. Oh, and I'm not laughing at how terrible the scene was in Nashville.

It was devastating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, honestly, well, what was terrible to me was how many, they call it like the 9-11 of Nashville.

Of Nashville, yeah. But I was, but the only thing is they forgot to have the never forget behind it. Yeah. It seems like everybody's forgotten. Yeah. Like people are just going around Nashville willy nilly fucking,

like there wasn't an attack. Like there wasn't an attack there. On American soil. From a domestic terrorist the most dangerous type of terrorists yeah honestly fucking and they're trying to call the people who uh who just don't want their kids to be vaxxed in schools the domestic terrorists no there's actual domestic terrorists who are setting off fucking explosive bombs explosive like your ass in some fucking bare bottoms. Explosive van bombs.

And it was really devastating. I mean, we posted up there for a good two hours and just tried to remember. It's actually pretty crazy because you go to Nashville, that was like, they blew up half the city. You say Nashville's a small town? Yeah. It kind of is a small town.

You take down one block of Nashville, that's like 90% of it gone. All that's left is Broadway. Yeah. Broadway has fallen. Mr. President, they just got Broadway. But Nashville in general was very dope. You didn't get any hot chicken while you were there, though, which is disappointing. I did not.

You got no local fare. You had no local foods. No, we really didn't. It was like super low. I ate a lot of hot Cheetos, though. At night. I would take down a whole bag of hot Cheetos from the hotel. Yeah, is that what was making your ass explosive?

I had no explosive diarrhea in the morning. I thought... I don't know if it was that or the bare bottoms that had your ass so damn explosive. Yeah. But, yeah, some hot Cheetos... Hot Cheetos will do that to you. Yeah, they will. Yeah, I wasn't that to you yeah they will yeah i wasn't time especially me i wasn't fully prepared for it no oh and did you miss sass all weekend

uh i did i was away as well though oh i went to charleston uh very nice sister's 30th birthday wow bro shout out to sis wow not 30 not oomph getting up there I went to a donut shop this past weekend and in Nashville in Nashville it was actually the best some of the best

donuts it was called like five daughters or something like that but the women in front of us ordered some donuts and as they got out as they like got to the checkout the lady who was checking them out was like oh you guys understood the assignment they should have executed her right there they just dumped the donuts on the ground stomped on them and walked out of the shop the bachelorette parties were probably the most stunning thing about the whole city because they're all just the same variant of the exact of like the exact same people it's just crazy it's

like there's just these buses going around like and we weren't there it's not like we were there on like a special weekend or anything we got there on like a thursday and like 10 a.m the bachelorette parties are running through very average buses and they're all they drive through broadway and the women just screaming at everyone. And they just stand and scream. But if you look at them like two blocks before they get to Broadway, they're all like sitting there, like super bored, not having that great of a time. And then they see another bus and they're like, woman instinct comes in where they're like, I got to be having more fun than this bitch.

And they just turn the fuck up and they're just, and they're all old too. It was like exclusively, uh, exclusively uh old people old people and uh yeah i mean they cat call you pretty aggressively like 80 year olds oh yeah like octogenarians like they had pacemakers up there we if you don't like getting cat called you shouldn't go to nashville because we got we were getting it from all ends we got it from of course the ladies on the bachelorette party yeah the old women in c in CPAPs. Whistling at me as I walk. Yes, for sure. And then we got those dudes who were barking at us.

Remember? Oh, yeah. Those guys at night that were barking at us. What was that? I have no idea. It was super weird. They were just hanging out of their car going. It was like 18 dudes hanging out of a car.

One of them was doing like a chihuahua. He was like, He was a prepubescent barker. He hadn't fully gotten his bark down yet, which is embarrassing. Like his boys probably roasted him after the fact. I remember distinctly, I liked someone was like barking at a Sixers game one time

when I was like probably a junior in high school and I was at a Sixers game with my buddy and I tried to bark along with the guy, but my voice hadn't fully changed yet and I sounded probably a junior in high school and I was at a Sixers game with my buddy and I tried to bark along with the guy, but my voice hadn't fully changed yet and I sounded like a bitch barking and the entire section of the basketball game started laughing at me. Damn.

Pointing and laughing at me. Damn. Like I was fucking Bart Simpson. It was fucking terrible. That's mortifying. It was horrifying. I was just trying to bark at somebody. Yeah, yeah.

Woof, woof, woof. Sounded like Scrappy Doo. I sounded like an absolute bitch. But it was a strong bonding weekend for the boys time got to got to meet harry's harry's friend and um they talked the same not only do they look the same oh who was it was it beau that was matt i was trying i've been trying to meet beau he won't let me meet beau though i was the one who started the voice no matt is the one Matt started it and he even like when you even said that you're like yeah Matt's gonna do

the up talk thing that we do he does it aggressively though and like that's actually where I got it from he does it aggressively it's like every sentence but even at that time I was like damn you know that you do it do you ever find yourself doing it when you spend too much time with him ever since this weekend i've

been doing it the entire time i've been writing it up the entire way it's a lot of days with harry and you start talking like this yeah no matt does it a lot because you were aware that you got it from him but i even remember i i like was talking to him at one point and he was like yeah i think i got it from my brother you started doing it and i started doing it too yeah i have no idea i don't really know when it started it's like you could play it out on a piano it like it's like it just goes up i think he gets like excited and then he like he doesn't want to take a breath. So his breath starts getting shorter. It does. But he also like,

I think he like, he doesn't want to say anything definitively because I think that makes you look like you're a try hard. If you're like, yeah, like, like actually my sister did that. It's like,

okay, fucking know it all. Like, but it's like, actually my sister did that. It makes it just seem like way softer. It's like a social thing of just like being way more uh inclusive to other people but uh the fact that he knows that he got it from

his brother that you know that you got it from him that i know that i got her from you and like yeah it's just contagious your people are catching it like a plane yeah it comes along quick i hope that some of our listeners come and talk to us like this. I hope they don't do that. Because it's actually annoying as fuck. You hear how he's doing it? Like, why? What is the psychological reasoning behind it? Because I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

I hope they don't do that. It's annoying as fuck. Let's stop. Yeah, I can't put it. I can't stop myself. I can't throw myself off the building. You gotta stop doing it first. Be the change that you want to stop. It's way more I can't put it. I can't stop myself. I can't throw myself off the building. You got to stop doing it first. Be the change that you are. It's way more annoying when you do it.

But you can't, because you can't even hear it in yourself. I can't control it. You can. But you know you're doing it. So what do you mean? What do you mean you can't control it? If you're aware of it, it's happening with you. I don't have the answers.

Okay, fair enough. But sometimes you break out of it. And I think that's when you spend time with the city slickers in new york yeah um the city slickers yeah it's nice to be back among the city slickers you got some more dates coming up yeah i'm doing a show and stand-up comedy dates doing a show on wednesday that i'm just not ready for in the slightest i have no material so that's fun that'll be a fun one yeah dan soders on the now i think he's not on anymore he got taken off he was like oh they bumped him for i think they were probably like he was probably like what the hell is this show or he was like wait a second i'm

gonna be fucking coming after him he probably took notes from the the chick who was asking the young lady the woman the grown woman the grown adult female who was after you last time oh yeah who's probably oh the bitch The young lady, the woman, the grown woman, the grown adult female who was after you last time. Oh, yeah. Who was pissed off. Oh, the bitch? No. No.

No. No. Don't say that. But, yeah, that's going to be sick. But do you wish that you still had your material from last time? Yeah, I'll probably just do it again. Yeah, just do it again. Yeah.

Now, everybody who's bought tickets based on seeing you that time i don't think there was that many tickets left but i already when i once i promoted it he was like he said it was almost already sold out so i think i probably have like five people they're going to see me you just put it over the top a little bit yeah fuck it just do the same shit yeah and then if people like aren't laughing just turn it on them and be like what are you pissed off that i said all this already yeah just having an outbreak. Just become an outbreak comedian. Yeah, I don't know. I really don't want to do it. I think it's just because I'm also just

exhausted right now. Long weekend. Just claim panic attack then. Yeah. That's a good idea. I'm actually having a panic attack. No, I can't go. What's anybody ever going to say to claiming panic attack? True. Nothing. It's a get out of jail free card.

Claim panic attack. How was your flight home last night? You get a lot of turbulence. Ours was getting just bodied. They were shaking you up in there? We were flying through a storm. Also, it was a small ass plane. It was only a two row, two seat per row type thing. Oh, I thought you meant two rows like a biplane.

I thought you like bought a ticket from American Airlines and they put you on something with propellers no no just pitching up and down like crazy no i i flew uh parallel to a lightning storm though it was terrifying yeah i was like it was light we were getting lightning on the side of like the in the distance like the whole time like what happens if a plane gets struck by lightning i looked it up actually i don't think anything happens it like it apparently like it hits like the whole time like what happens if a plane gets struck by lightning i looked it up actually i don't think anything happens it like it apparently like it hits like the shell of the plane and then like the energy like disperses throughout the plane or something along the outside so it doesn't ever hurt it doesn't hurt the inside of the plane what do you mean hurt it though like wouldn't it be fucking terrifying wouldn't it be loud as shit yeah probably like

jar it from the air real quickly probably i don't think it would i don't think the plane would crash though yeah still though like i just don't think i'd be able to like psychologically process how traumatic that would yeah dude when we were flying into nashville um we're like landing this was horrifying for like a second but we're landing like we're like what we're like oh we're like 20 feet off the ground. Like, wheels about to touch the runway. All of a sudden, you hear the engines fire up again. And it's like, it's like, and all of a sudden, we're taking off again. We're going back into the air.

And everyone's like, ah! Did you guys bounce or no? No, we didn't even hit the ground. We just all of a sudden, all of a sudden, we're like, we're like, we're thrown back. And we're going back into the air. And I'm like, what the hell is going on? This bachelorette party in front of me put their ventilators all up to their faces, all their oxygen tanks to their faces. They're like, oh no.

Yeah. They're about to die in their fucking old age. Yeah. Just terrified. Their old asses. Jesus. They were like, not before I could go see Broadway. Not before I get to Jason Aldean's.

Yeah. And I got to get to Kid Rocks. And it actually was kind of fucked. Like it could have been a lot worse. The pilot comes over the thing. He's like, yeah, we didn't see you. There was another plane on the runway. I would have been crazy.

We just land on top. That's like where all the worst plane crashes happen is like is like plane on plane on plane collisions on the runway. Like the worst plane crash that's ever happened is that. Is it really? Yeah. Because it was like two fully packed commercial flights and they both hit each other and exploded

and like 700 people died. Oh my god. Never forget that. Yeah. People love to fucking forget every tragedy except for one. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Isn't that weird? Who the fuck was that? It was large. No, it wasn't.

That was Lurch from Foreplay? Foreplay better fucking back off. I know. All these other podcasts better back, especially after I called out Adrian Forrester for a rap battle and then I just heard crickets the entire time. These guys want the fucking smoke and they can't deal with it.

Foreplay could be the same way should we have a golf contest against foreplay I would love to do that that would be fun yeah get out to somewhere tropical

Torrey Pines Torrey Pines we need to actually get overseas to some place where they speak American but have accents yeah I was thinking

we gotta come up with some shit for the winter let's go out to Colorado go skiing alright let's do skiing content in the winter yeah that would be dope

that would be super fun nobody has skiing content i love skiing what if it's just a pro yeah yeah what is the content i raced back in the day shut up yeah you really did that was on the ski team shut the fuck up yeah you mean like yeah coke what uh yeah where did you a lot of cocaine in high school where did you even go where lot of cocaine in high school. Where did you even go? You're from Boston area. Are there fucking mountains? New England has some of the best skiing in the country. Yeah, but you had to go...

I thought you had the best fish in the country. Oh, that too. Very, very good place to live. No, like New Hampshire and Maine is like two, three hours away. So you just would go after school to fucking New Hampshire or Maine? Yeah, me and my boys, we'd buzz off early. We'd kick school after lunch and we'd head right out to the mountains. The rest is history.

Just hit the slaloms. Yeah. Like Sean White. Yeah, no, I loved skiing growing up. I still do like it. I just never get the opportunity to do it anymore because I'm so tied down to this goddamn job. Well, you just love to fucking grind. I know that.

I know that. You have to make sacrifices when you're in a position like you are like give up everything that you care about no i really do think that we should go to uh i'm sorry and it's just you scream crying in your car like i had to give up skiing so i could podcast skiing is one of my few joys it was my pleasure that's why i hike now because you hike all year round because you just love a mountain you love a slope you love a graded fucking there's no greater feeling than conquering a mountain yeah going up or going down you love going down on a mountain i do like the guy from game of thrones um so uh maybe the series is like ron learns to

ski from los as like you could teach me yeah i feel like that's what some of our series are that we have here so and so learns to do this so and so learns to gamble or learns to play golf or learns to yeah that could be funny like i i would love to learn to ski i know be good content maybe we we'll put that one out on the Son of a Boy Dad channel. Yo. Great promo. Yes. But it's like a series where we keep on having to go to the best route.

But we also accidentally have to go to like the best route. A guy like me. Like Park City, Utah or something. A guy like me would get paralyzed real quick on a ski slope. I would wrap myself around a tree. That would be great for the podcast. I'm just like talking on a speak and spell like stephen hawking well what is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad shame shamelessly i was the entire time that we were getting kicked out of the bar i was like in my head i was like if we get arrested this

is going to be so good for the podcast sick Sick for the show. The numbers on this are going to be insane. That's why you tried to fight the bouncer. Yeah. And you like took a swing at him and then winked at me like it's for the numbers. Yeah. And then he grabbed my fist and crushed. He was a big dude. Yeah. He was easily 400 pounds, six, four fucking hulking.

I left a crazy Yelp review. Did you read it? I said, pink hat will be dead within 24 hours. I said, this is not a typical review. This is a promise. The dude in the pink hat was more of a pussy than the people

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You just made a powerful enemy And you should be apologizing to all the artists who work at your bar Because we are going to shut you the fuck down Yeah No more live music in Nashville If we have anything to say about it It was super embarrassing because he's like kicking me out. And I was like, do you have any idea who the fuck I am, asshole?

You were like pulling up the podcast ranking. He was like, wait, it's not refreshing. Yeah. What's your Wi-Fi password? I'm about to show you something that's going to make you feel real dumb. 36th episode. 36th best comedy episode. So how's that sound to you?

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I don't need to do fucking shit. Just sloshed off of a half bud light Half of a 16 ounce bud light And you threw up in the bathroom You just had like throw up caked around your mouth And your fucking collar was all bent out of shape One shoe's missing Check the fucking charts bro

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One for slap for slap. They just line us up. Yeah yeah it's like freshman day they'll like spot us walking out of the pod room yeah and we're like two freshmen we'll see him like coming around the corner sprinting after us we like grab our backpacks and try and sprint home through the city as fast as we can they're like hanging out of the fucking front of a pt cruiser trying to hunt us down and slap us with their paddles. With their paddles. They get pissed. Fresh meat.

Fresh meat. You guys fucked up an ad read again? Come here, freshmen. What else happened this week besides Nashville? I mean, Nashville was just a trip. The Penn State video came out. The Penn State video did come out. The Penn State video came out.

The Penn State video did come out. To the tune of rampant disgruntled barstool fans. Yeah. It's the softest way I can put that. A lot of men who question their sexuality don't like the idea of even seeing a gay person. Because the thought of a gay person turns them on so much and confuses them that they lash out in instagram comments i thought i was supposed to be getting the college football video now i'm getting rock hard what the fuck is this i saw a comment it was like what the fuck is this barstool i followed this for sports i don't know where that was going to scratch we'll take that part out

no i mean it literally was that was going to scratch we'll we'll take that part out no i mean it literally was that was what people were saying the comments were ridiculously stupid or it's just like i felt high school juniors who are on their baseball team being like disappointed in you man i'm unfollowing yeah i saw i was looking at the comments on your thing and they were like we love you rome but this absolutely is not your best work and i click on it's a funny ass video too i clicked on one of the dude's uh, and he's like a nature photographer. Yeah. It's like, bro, what?

Dude, anytime I see something like that, you click on the profile, and it's like the profile picture is like a dad with two babies in the background. It was so many dads with their young childs who were like, hey, man, this shit is not it. I didn't force myself to have sex with my wife for you to be able to post whatever you want on Instagram. All right, man. This shit is not it. I didn't force myself to have sex with my wife for you to be able to post whatever you want on Instagram. It took a lot to get that seed out. A lot of imagination and now you're letting my imagination run away the other way.

I felt bad for the besties because they're awesome. I feel like a lot of people unless you're one of the few people who comment on the Barstool Instagram, like trying to say the meanest things you can, or you're someone who's been posted on the Barstool Instagram like us, and you realize that basically anything that's posted on the Instagram,

the top comment will be like, what the fuck is this? Delete this. Why do I follow this account still? Barstool's going downhill rapidly. Yeah, I feel like that. They probably don't realize that it's not even as much about them it's more just like it was gonna happen no matter what was posted it just i think it sucks for them because like they have like such a like generally positive online space like everybody like all they do is post about like positive stuff and jokes and like they're all their fans are just like so like appreciative it's just like women who are like

fuck yes bestie like slay and like just yeah bigging them up and then they get thrown into like the fucking dungeons of the internet where it's just like this acid fucking pool of people just being like fuck this content they don't even like half of them probably didn't even watch the video they just see the other comment and they're like oh i'm gonna try and comment this because i want to have the top comment on Barstool Sports. Whatever. We're going to keep on fucking making good shit. And yeah.

And it's a great video. It's hilarious video. Funny video. And they're just, I mean, the besties were great. Besties were great. We're going to keep on pushing and keep on making shit like that. But I genuinely like felt bad for them. Yeah.

And we knew it was going to happen too. We talked about it before it even came out. We were like, this is going to be a shit show. Yeah. I had a dream last night that I gave one of the besties a flower and they ripped it up. Really? I don't know what the fuck that means. Yeah, I felt bad, too.

I mean, the kid seemed upset. He was crying on his TikTok video. That being said, though, the crying video got some numbers, though. It did do some numbers, and the top comment was, this has nothing to do with Will Sasson and Roan. They were delightful. Yeah, though, the crime video got some numbers, though. It did do some numbers, and the top comment was, this has nothing to do with Lil Sass and Roan. They were delightful. Yeah, just literally the sweetest people ever. Which, shout out to the besties. They were actually the sweetest people ever. Yeah, great people.

Yeah, hopefully we can make it right somehow. Hopefully we can change the world. All the people, too, were just like, I mean, it's been, in my mentions for the last five days, people just like arguing about the pedophilia of Penn State. It's like dude, that's not what you care about. You care about it because you're homophobic.

Yeah. It has nothing to do with the pedophilia at Penn State. At all. Look at the history of literally every other college. Of institutions. Like anytime there's an institution, pedophilia will soon follow. Yeah. like anytime there's an institution pedophilia will soon follow yeah like anytime that there's like a power structure a lot of money involved and people who have their own interest at mind

will like protect themselves and let bad things happen to other people like yeah i had these two dudes in my mentions talking about it and one of them made a good point because he's like he's like you don't actually care about what happened at penn state like you're just using that saying that so it makes you seem like a smart person. Like, you're super, like, woke. Or, like, you're conscientious of, like, what is... It's like, you don't actually give a fuck about what happened there. Like, you only care to make yourself seem smart.

Yeah, people love a nice conspiracy for themselves. Or it's not even a conspiracy, but people just love to... I guess it was an actual criminal conspiracy. Yeah. But not a conspiracy theory. It's just an unfortunate turn of events but that was very good but it's like so because that happened like however long ago like 15 years ago

or whatever like we aren't allowed to make penn state videos and that was what people are saying they're like literally they're like hey they're like great for you backing up this this thing it's like dude it's a school where like 50 000 people go yeah kind of hard to just sweep that under the rug i think i like more than like fewer than one in a hundred of all americans have a degree from penn state it's like one of the most like widely uh attended schools especially with all their online programs and satellite campuses like almost everyone has gone to penn state like what the fuck are we talking about this is just it's insane's insane. But we also had a Washington tailgate video come out. Eagles tailgate video is coming out this next week.

And you also had a video coming out about, well, you had a video coming out of you just being an alpha on Penn State's campus. Oh, yeah. Which was badass. But some people got pissed off about that. They're like, fuck Penn State from that perspective. Yeah. And one about vaxes. Yeah. And one about vaxes. Vaxes and Bibles.

You kind of were nice with the edit on that one. Yeah. Like you just shot that in your hotel on your phone sideways. Yeah. And then what'd you edit it in? Premiere. Yeah? Yeah. How long did it take to edit? Hour and a half. Let's fucking go, bro. Yeah. The thing is though with me editing stuff, it's usually

I film something and I'm like, alright, I'm gonna edit this. And then while usually I film something and I'm like, all right, I'm going to edit this. And then while I'm editing it, I'm like, oh, actually, I want to add this line. So the whole entire time, I'm basically building it as I'm filming it. Got it. So I'm constantly like, oh, I want to switch this out or do this part better. So then I'll record something else and then throw that in. Your B-roll was even good if you just kind of looked out the window, giving yourself the sign of a cross.

Yeah, that was funny. Dedication to the game. I was very bored. If you just like kind of like giving yourself the sign of a cross. Yeah. That was funny. Dedication to the game. I was very bored and I wanted to do something. Why were you bored? I don't know. Cause I had this Bible. Well,

it's not my Bible. There was a Bible in the hotel room and I was like, I want to do something with this Bible. So I was either going to do a therapist who prescribes the Bible instead of like antidepressants or something. And then I was like, well, I'm just going to make this more relevant and do the vax yeah and i i genuinely think there are therapists who

prescribe the bible yeah definitely yeah you know that uh like alcoholics anonymous is like um it's like there's 12 steps or whatever like half of them are just like religious steps it's like you have to like accept jesus as one of the 12 steps it's like you can't pass alcoholics anonymous or like a lot of the anonymous like narcotics anonymous unless you like accept jesus as your savior or some shit like that yeah i have no idea kb would know more about it than we do you'll be in narcotics anonymous soon enough brother no i heard your backpack it sounded like a mariachi i thought there was a rattlesnake in the airport i was like what the fuck is that oh it's just sass his backpack and all the pills that he has in there yeah that shit was rattling

around you can hear him coming from a block away i know i gotta get cotton balls to stuff them i i have a lot of vitamins i take probiotics vitamin d zoloft and uh chlorophyll or whatever it is chlorophyll yeah for the stomach really yeah does it help your uh digestion i just started taking all this shit after i had the whole thing with my stomach like when i thought i had appendicitis because i was like this is like that was so uncomfortable do you think it works yeah i've been trying to get into uh ginkgo because i heard that people who when uh when you die people who have uh the healthiest brains are people who take ginkgo like if you die and your brain is bisected and they fucking look in it

and like the people who are taking ginkgo their whole lives i don't even know what ginkgo is i thought ginkgo was like the smelly trees do you know what i'm talking about like a ginkgo tree sometimes i just go to whole foods and there's just things i've never heard of and i'm just like sweeping them off the shelves it's so hard i'm like i guess this will probably help does it like does it ever do you ever feel something or does it probiotics i feel like do help because i mean they also like the thing is with all those it's like they also help with, like, your immune system and, like, your overall, like, mood. Like probiotics and vitamin D, obviously. Is that real, though?

Yeah. Or is it like some alpha brain shit? I like taking vitamin D in the winter, especially, like, around now when it's getting dark at, like, five. Yeah, since it's daylight savings. Yeah. Did you set your clock? Mm-hmm. That's a good man.

He owns a clock. You're a liar. I'm a liar, too. We know when the date is. It's November 7th. We all know this. We have it in our calendar and we check that calendar every day to make sure that it's right. He was calling me a pathological liar because when we were at karaoke this past weekend,

he thought that I didn't sign up for karaoke. I was like, I just went and signed up. Because I went to the bathroom and he comes back and he's like, yeah, I just signed up. And I was like, no, you didn't. And he did. You're a pathological disbelieverver i'm a pathological liar when it comes to you because you lie a lot to me what you're a pathological liar you're you are he lies constantly yeah like what like saying i signed up for a song of karaoke and then two

minutes later i'm up there singing justin bieber everybody's fucking snapping along there was so bad i had the lady in front lady sing from i was like come on you got it you got it she was trying to cut you have you played it yet she was like have we played it now now i could stitch it into the episode my voice is terrible in it we'll let the people be the judge of that one I don't care though it was fun I had a great time my friend Matt really shit the bed hard

I don't know if you can really hear it oh no it is bad i don't want to hear it anymore and it was so annoying because like obviously roan like actually has like a sense of music so like we were all like oh my god roan's going up and then he just like does well but uh matt really sucked you did not do that bad. You really didn't do that bad. I had a great time. I was breaking it down on stage. You had good stage presence. I was dancing. See,

you sung pretty well. I'm not even saying that facetiously. I think that you hit some notes. You went on some runs. There was one point when you hit a note and I was like, oh my god god is this fucking aretha franklin up there and maybe i didn't mean aretha franklin but i was surprised pleasantly at one time at a note that you hit you were just bob dylan in the voice so much that it's like uh it was fun it was a good time i had a great time i've been wanting

to do karaoke so fun and goofy you know when we did when we were in uh kennesaw we went to that karaoke spot did you get up and do anything there to go because they like your buddies were the last ones yeah and they had to do five songs yeah they signed up for five songs they're like sorry there's not room for anyone else yeah well it was like no there was like one dude there was like we have two more slots and the dude the second to last dude picked stairway to heaven. And we were like, come on, man.

Yeah. Doing a fucking 15 minute song with a long ass breakdown. And he just like stood there for the breakdown. Yeah. Just looking at the potato wedges. It was a good time though. Always good to get up on some karaoke shit. Yeah.

Karaoke is fun. Oh, what's your karaoke song? Um, I sang she's so gone by Naomi Scott from the lemonade mouth soundtrack. Fuck yeah. And my, uh, how's your karaoke song? I sang She's So Gone by Naomi Scott from the Lemonade Mouth soundtrack. Fuck yeah. In my quad at school. How does that go? Don't look us in the eye.

It's always tough to look in other people's eyes when you sing. I don't know, but she takes like... No, no, you do know because you sung it. So why don't you give us a little bit. Sass has big balls these days. But she takes the napkin holder of the cafeteria and she looks at herself in it while she sings it and you did that

yeah that's pretty fucking good fuck yeah so you got stage presence that's badass this boy is badass you got some stage presence Owen stop being shy why are you being so coy you little coy fish

you're such a little coy boy. Are you guys excited about next week? Nah. No? We're actually going to cancel the show. Yeah, I actually can't do it anymore. Rowan's got this thing with Dion. So he's coming to the live show.

Dion's opening? You see Kanye West was at the stand last night? Yeah. What? Yeah, because Dave Chappelle was doing... Dave Chappelle did like a $200 ticket show at the stand last night. Yeah. What? Yeah, because Dave Chappelle was doing, Dave Chappelle did like a $200 ticket show at the stand. Is that a lot or a little? Very expensive.

The stand's like $15 tickets. But it obviously was Dave Chappelle, and I think it was just him, and then the stand post said Kanye West was there with him. Damn. Does Dave Chappelle like enable and support? He has a special coming out. So he's like, he's crafting his yeah

did it come out yet or has he filmed it yet yeah yeah yeah it's out in like three it's out i think it's out on friday or maybe sooner so he's just promoing right now and uh just doing the same act or something like that yeah i don't know i mean apparently it's like a thing it's like a thing that he just goes to like small comedy clubs and like we'll just like go up and talk for like an hour with like no material uh he did that at the cellar one time when i was there yeah and i recorded it in my on my phone and uh it's like not even worth listening to the recording because he talked for so long just like uh it's just like a podcast he just like goes up and does a podcast it's not like super punchline heavy it's funny because he's a funny guy but it wasn't just like joke

after joke after well-polished joke it just goes up and like smokes a bunch of cigarettes yeah and people just love it he screamed at somebody at the show that we went to when we saw him because they were they had their phone out but also that was like a situation where we were like our phones were like locked away what how did he scream at them he had them kicked out of the show no way yeah what were the words that he did that he used he said get this guy recording blah blah blah and the security went and got him and he was like man that's disrespectful like i i come here we do this we put on this big show and he's like when you get to a certain level you'll understand you'll start appreciating like privacy and then he goes, he was Asian too. First off, what do you mean when you get to a certain level that you'll start to appreciate privacy like that Asian guys on the Dave Chappelle trajectory or something that he's eventually going to be like?

I think he was just trying to explain why he doesn't like the cameras. But I think he does it and I think a couple of other of those comedians do it too. Once all you guys get super rich and famous, you'll understand. Yeah. I mean, I feel him, but also it's like no one else is ever going to be able to empathize with him on that specific note right there. Yeah. I'm assuming he was like a journalist or something, like trying to... And then when he said the Asian thing, he was like, no one's going to believe I'm racist

now because... Because we took away his phone. Damn. Yeah. it was nuts that is fucking nuts makes me want to do some civil disobedience yeah makes me want to get yelled at by a fucking comedian i know i would just shit my pants if that happened there's not a lot of comedians who would even make me feel less than by yelling at me i would most of them would with me you were trying to you were trying to heckle at the adam friedland show no i wasn't did i tell you we met him he's like oh we're better i'm better i was telling i was trying to get everyone there to switch over to son of a boy dad he was canvassing human to human

he was just knocking on doors just going door to door just trying to trying to be like hey have you heard of our little podcast that we're working on hey it's me my buddies are doing this little thing uh little podcast yeah if you could just unsubscribe from the other podcast that you're listening to and check it out it's crazy the like the drop off in um in like quality of comedy from like leaving new york and going somewhere else really yeah he said the show wasn't funny at all no no no i did not say that but i said like the openers were like like i've seen like i'm not obviously i'm people are going to try and make this thing because make it out to be like i'm saying i'm better than them or anything like that but like people like i've seen people at like open mics

who did better like it was i think it's because like they don't have a lot of open mics in other cities so like probably like that might be like one of their first times even doing a show like a ever doing a mic is doing a real show but it was like the like the difference between like the first it was like four openers and then when mike racine went up it was just like a breath of fresh air it was like okay finally like someone who's actually funny like he like and he like fucking crushed and it was like it was just insane i thought all the openers were hilarious no you didn't. I couldn't stop laughing. I almost flipped our table.

There was one opener who was really bad. And you can look at the show list and you can guess which one. I don't think they're even on the show list. And then Adam Friedman was really funny too. Yeah, very funny. He said that he almost got hired at Barstool once. He did. Really?

Yeah, we talked to him after. He said, you boys from... He came up to us outside. We were waiting for our Uber, and he was smoking his cigarette. And he goes, are you guys from Stuhl? And I went, yeah, Viva. And he did not laugh at all. I do not think he knew I was joking.

He didn't know you were joking. He was super uncomfortable. Yeah, Viva, brother. I was like, yeah, Viva. It's a little inside baseball-y of a joke. And if you don't know that someone's being sarcastic, then you actually think that they, like, are that. Yeah. So, when was he almost hired?

A while ago. You got to get him on and have him tell the story. Yeah. Because that might be breaking news, even. No, I don't think it is. No? No. I think Mikey's told us a little bit about it.

Mikey's told us about it and Greer's told us about it. And I think... But did they tell you that on a podcast? So it is breaking news. No, Dave follows them on social and stuff. But did it... I also think that that doesn't mean that people know that he almost...

I don't know, that it looked likely that they would be hired. I don't know. I'm assuming it was a while ago. I mean, they've had their podcast for a very long time. Yeah, I think it was at the inception of radio. I don't have to we'll have to ask um we should ask dave but we actually have to have dave on yeah we have like a list we have like a growing list of people we're supposed to have on and then we just keep on recording the podcast with just us

how should we do it when we actually have people on should we have and people should weigh in on this should we have uh like half of a show that's interviews with people and half of us like just chopping it up should we have a whole show with certain people should we like have a short interview segment with people like how should we do it i don't know i mean i wouldn't be down i'd be down to do a whole show with some people maybe try out half a show with some people but i mean obviously depends on who it is like if it's someone it's if it's a really good guest like you think the boss man's gonna give us a full hour no well what if you let him paddle the fuck out of you first i i guess yeah probably i don't i like i don't know what we're going to talk about if he comes on

you've never had a conversation with him why are you assuming that there wouldn't be a conversation so Dave when did you start Barstool like what is the interview going to be it says here that you used to give out newspapers yeah

so how did you and Dan meet you don't think you could think of one good thing to ask him? Or like one good common ground to settle on? I'll be like, why are you so afraid of me? You don't think he could run with the dogs? I'd be cool having him on just to talk

about how they almost hired Comptown. I can't believe that you don't think that he could... Just for that second. I can't believe you don't think he could run with the dogs. You think he's got comedy chops. I think, yeah, I think he could run with the dogs. I just don't know if I'll be able to run with the dogs. I think that's the main concern. Really?

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I said that I was trying to buy like 17 acres of land in central Pennsylvania with a coin? Yeah, for one coin. Yeah, I think it's going to happen. I think that the deal is about to happen. We had trouble finding the guy who was selling the land. Because he doesn't exist?

No, my buddy Mike found him this past weekend in central Pennsylvania. We had trouble finding the guy who was selling the land. Because he doesn't exist? No. My buddy Mike found him this past weekend in central Pennsylvania. He said he caught up with the guy, a Mike that you don't know, a whole different Mike. A whole different Mike. But he said that it was 17 acres. He really doesn't want to sell it because he doesn't want... It'd be tough to develop. But I was like to my boy, I'm in right now.

Let's fucking do it. And then two hours later, he was like, all right like i'm in right now like let's fucking do it and then like two hours lady later he was like all right i'm gonna get his number let's figure it out two hours later he was like the guy with the land just gave me four e-pills i'm gonna buy it because the vibes feel right the guy just gave him four e-pills he's like i'm buying the fucking land and i don't know if he was just buzzing off the pills or this guy's just a man. How much land is it? 17 acres. I don't know if it's...

And aren't you paying like 15K for it? Yeah. That's a good deal. Yeah. No matter how... No matter if the land is all cliff, like if I can't do anything on it, it's $28 a year in property taxes on it.

And... What are you going to do with it? Turn it into a flying squirrel sanctuary. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, bro. There's flying. We could build a studio up there. Yeah, let's do it.

We can have like a whole compound. Yeah. Ride four wheelers, shoot armadillos with guns and shit like that. Let's turn son of a boy out into like an amusement park. Yes. Yeah. Why not? Yeah.

We could just have a ranch. Son of a boy. And there's just flying squirrels everywhere. There's flying squirrels everywhere. And there's so many that you can hunt them. Respectfully. Yeah, because it's a sanctuary, but we don't want overpopulation. Yeah.

We're going to protect them so much that they're going to start to overbreed. Yeah. Flying squirrel, the official animal of son of a boy dad? Can we? Well, I don't know if we want to jump to conclusions or... So it's in the running. It's in the... We'll think about it. What are some other animals that are in the running? Walrus? A bear. I'm a big bear person.

Bear bottom, of course. You really actually like bears, though? I love bears. I love bear bottom shorts. That's why I'm wearing them. Yeah, you look like a bear. That's a compliment. Bro, I'll drop your ass. On'm wearing them. Yeah, you look like a bear. That's a compliment. Bro, I'll drop your ass.

On some bear shit. Yeah. You'll probably slash my throat with your paw. I'll claw your face. Try and rip my face off and breathe down my neck to see if I'm paralyzed. On some DiCaprio shit. On some DiCaprio shit. DiCaprio is an actor.

Yeah, bro. I'm aware. George Clooney. How long are we in? We're deep. Because I'm getting real sick of Rome's voice in my ear. We're an hour 25 in, brother. Oh, really? Alright, we can wrap it up. Make sure to sign up for the Patreon and

bonus episodes should be out by the time you guys are hearing this. Alright, everybody. That was this week's episode if you want uh the bonus episode make sure you go to patreon.com son of a boy dad we got to put up a poll for people who people want the next guest to be yeah we do also the patron doesn't exist so don't do that um yeah who do we want the next guest to be? Dave, Dylan, Friedland, Gillis. Yeah. Well, we don't know if... There was also a little part of the story that we didn't talk about. With the Adam thing that we didn't talk about.

What was it? When we asked him to come on the pod. And he was like, yeah, I'll see you guys around. Yeah, he didn't say yes. We're just assuming that he'll come on. Yeah. But then he followed me on Twitter like an hour later. So, I mean, in Sass's world, what greater love is there?

No, none. No greater love than a man following a man on Twitter. Yeah, so we'll see. If it was me, I would listen to this entire podcast to hear everything that was said about me. Yeah, true. Which means he said all good things yeah yeah 100 so uh we want to start getting guests we want to start we have a live show that's coming up next week it's going to be in new york it's all the way sold out also if you're just like an average guy who's looking to get on the pod make sure you shoot oh and a dm and

ass people just come on being like hey can i I want to rant for 20 minutes on. About like the vaccine or about Trump, anything. Send me samples. Yeah. I like when people who say, not even let me on, but get me on. Yeah.

Like get me on the show. Yeah. Like I'm going to pull strings. Hey man, we got extra mics right here. Yeah. Two. That could be you. They're fired up right now.

Those are working. We leave them on. The more the merrier. By the end of this podcast, we want like 30 mics in one room and we're all talking and you just can't even hear over each other.

Yeah. I want to completely lose the dynamic of two people and just make it a free for all. Exactly. People are all just trying to shoehorn their jokes in. Yeah.

Dump them out. It'll be great. All right. Thank you for listening. Make sure you like, subscribe, comment. And thank you to Owen. If it's nice though.

And thank you to Owen for making this possible. Everybody say thank you to Owen. If you made it to this point in the episode, just tweet at Owen. Tweet out hashtag thank you Owen. Yes, we're going to try and get that trending. We're going to get that trending tomorrow. If we do, Owen actually gets to have lunch. Owen will get to eat. Make sure you buy the merch too.

Make sure you... Are we doing another live show? There might be another live show next week as well. There's a crossover with another brand in here. Oh, yeah. That'll be October 14th in Philly with chicks in the office. Yeah, but that's already sold out so there's no need to promote that.

November 3rd. A lot of thought in my voice. November 3rd. November 3rd we're going to be in Boston. Yeah, Laugh Boston. Tickets will be up soon, and they're going fast. Sass's whole ski team's going to be there. Getting the boys back together.

They're going to be in full ski outfits in the front row, just spandex. It's going to be good. It's going to be good. All right, guys, thanks for listening. Peace. Long-ass episode.