Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 25 - Bryce Hall Said What? (ft. Bryce Hall)

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

-- (0:00-18:57) Sas & Rone Weekend Wrap-Up: Rone was in four cities and sang live in his band in two of them. Sas ended up at the SNL after party with Jason Sudeikis, the Please Don't Destroy guys, and an anonymous NHL team's coaching staff. -- (18:58-48:47) Interview with Bryce Hall: we discuss Jackson Mahomes, getting pressed while eating nachos, squashing the beef with Gruen, celebrity roast battles, negging Bieber, sex dungeons, balding lax bro's, slamming edibles, dropping $10K at the strippy, fighting in Rough N' Rowdy, & more -- (48:48-1:15:16) Bonus Riff: Sas & Rone discuss Harry Styles, Lorne Michaels, Alec Baldwin, Timothee Chalamet, & others, War Dogs, plans for Europe, black coffee, halloween, & more -- Full episode is also available in video form on YouTube -- Behind the scenes of live shows, new sketches, and a full new merch collection- all coming soonYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is... Start it over. Why?

You just give the people what they've come to expect. I did. What is up, everybody? What is up, everybody? Welcome back to son of a boy that podcast today is october 25th it is 11 23 a.m it's a monday it's about 66 degrees outside high of 72 dang yeah i know all the facts about the day impending uh flood warning though tonight really yeah is it gonna be like that last flood in New York? Dude I fucking hope so

Hope he washes away some of the riffraff I know Some of the folks that can't get to higher ground The homeless That's not what I'm saying I don't even say that word You sound hoarse Oh no long weekend

Check check how am I now? From all those pop punk concerts Am I buttery now yeah you're good i've been trying to lower my voice a whole octave yeah trying to match me i'm trying to train my shit you're trying to match my low-ass voice i've been tying a brick to my balls and fucking trying to drop my shits they ain't dropping though i got tight ball strings how was your uh shows how was your weekend my weekend was your weekend? My weekend was fine. I think your weekend was fucking...

I had a wild ride of a weekend. I went to like four cities, did four different cool things. Yeah. And I still think you might have had a cooler weekend. No, I don't think my weekend was that cool. Humble. I had a weird weekend. Okay.

Like just like yesterday was so strange. Like I didn't get home until super late the night before. And then I like was like half sleeping sleeping half not sleeping like the whole day it was just like weird like i felt like i never like woke up you're in a dream state yeah but i was like playing video games and shit you couldn't get rest no like i did rest like yeah i feel good today even though i didn't go to bed till like 4 a.m i'm gauging the diameters on the circles under your eyes to see how but I feel fine like I feel good cause I just slept all day yesterday so I think it all adds up

apparently that's a thing too you know you don't have to have like 8 hours consistent like if you have like 4 and then like 2 hour break 4 more it still counts as 8 bro I heard our bodies used to go like 4 wake up for a couple hours and then another 4 and then the fucking corporations who are trying to install these work weeks these draconian fucking 8am work days for and then the fucking corporations who are trying to install these work weeks yeah these

draconian fucking 8 a.m yeah work days are the ones who gave us eight hours yeah like dogs don't sleep for eight hours a day oh and they're the they sleep for like 10 hours maybe 15 hours but they're like depending on where the sun they're just like banging out 10 minutes every every 10 minutes yes dude why are we not dogs i know why can't we learn from imagine like they just like walk around for a little bit and then they just sleep for like 10 minutes and then they just get up and walk around more and people are just scratching the fuck out of them every day yeah yeah must be awesome you like to get scratched no i don't know i don't think i've ever been scratched yeah what about like a back scratch i feel like they should have like back scratch kiosks at the

airport or something like that where you can get just like... But not a massage. I feel like a rub sometimes is different than a scratch and no one's just offering scratch. Yeah, that's true. You don't really ever get a scratch. You get a rub more consistently. The long-nailed acrylics, the acrylic women of the world should be just scratching. Bro, put those nails to use.

Some ladies just have like, I'll see a cashier with three-inch nails. It's like, why not just be fucking scratching? put those nails to you some ladies just have like i'll see a cashier with three inch nails it's like why not just be fucking scratching you could be making a premium i digress why were you out so late on saturday um well so so i got and so i got invited to the snl after party but you apparently you what you were invited to actually no they said you get the dm i got a dm that said yo hit me up i can get sass into the after party really yeah so he told me that that you could have gone to that's fucking and then he also said because it was owen's birthday he said owen could have gone too let's go on first off happy birthday happy birthday i think he might have been bullshitting though that anybody that he

had a plus one yeah after the fact it was real easy to say like oh yeah i could have brought in fucking but yeah dave they said that he asked dave first i think really yeah who who was it just this random kid who like his like i don't even know if i'm like supposed to say it was really weird like just the whole thing was kind of strange you're supposed to say everything yeah but i don't think i am like i feel like if I do say everything, they're going to like show up at my house with like a gun. And what? And kill me. Okay.

Fucking that's SNL these days. They're not going to let anyone else drive a car. It wasn't like, I wasn't invited by SNL. It's like the Clintons. Or anyone at SNL. Why? So who was it? It was some kid who's like friend has connections with Jason Sudeikis.

That's even more of a flex. So I met Jason Sudeikis. We took a picture together. But the thing is, so I took a picture of Jason Sudeikis. And then I took a picture. When I took a picture with him, there were three other people who I guess I'm not allowed to say who they were. And those people. What do you mean you're not allowed to say who they were, bro?

They were coaches in the NHL. Okay. I wouldn't have known anyway. Yeah. As soon as I walked away, apparently those guys went up to the person who took the picture and was like, that picture can't get to me.

What do you mean? They were like, he can't have that picture. Why? About me specifically. I don't know. I guess because of our school. Because you're going to use it for evil? I don't know.

They were like, apparently it was like as soon as I walked away they were like yeah he can't have that picture you're gonna photoshop a goofy face onto sudeikis and the whole night it was all like like it was clearly people like just didn't like it was like they were i was like it was like like adolf hitler just walked in the room when i was there they all just people just getting like super uncomfortable talking to me, clearly. Why? So weird. Maybe you were just having bad conversation. No, I was, dude, I was like hammered.

I was having great conversation. So maybe that was it. I was going up like super confident. I talked to the dudes from Please Don't Destroy for a while. Shut up. Yeah, they were super cool. What did, did anyone know you? They all knew who I was. Shut up.

Except for Martin, the tall kid with the brown hair he had no idea who i was and i saw him at the entrance and i was like what's up martin and he was like hey like he had no idea who i was which is which makes sense he's not under an obligation to know who you are no the other two ben and john knew who i was and what was their reaction were they like hey good to see you or we like what you do? Or was it like... Yeah, yeah. They were super nice.

I think as soon as I saw them when I was coming back from the bathroom, they were like, oh my God. They were like, how are you here? Because I... You're not supposed to be here. I don't know why I was there. I felt very out of place being there. But at the same time, it was like 4 a.m.

So I didn't really care. And it was probably like their second party anyway. Yeah. Yeah, probably. It's probably like they're like the new pledges at the frat they're like wait this kid didn't fucking pledge yeah yeah so it was cool good didn't have to give anybody a hand job to get here didn't need a gummy biscuit the fuck is this kid doing here yeah yeah it was a good time what was the nature of your conversation to sudeikis i like how we're breaking all like the fucking little hollywood rules of you're not supposed to talk about i didn't talk to like i didn't actually talk to him yeah i shook his hand and he said nice to meet you and i said

nice to meet you and then we took a picture and then legend and then he walked away dang and he was like that picture burn it don't let that get back to him yeah he'll ruin the world yeah i don't know what they were thinking i was gonna like yeah i don't know what they were thinking i was gonna like i i don't know if it was like the other dudes like just didn't want me to like they didn't want people to know they were there which is why i won't say who they were a picture's worth a thousand words though i think that like let's just go a thousand words on this picture and uh i really want to materialize i really want the picture we need to get that fucking picture i i i texted this kid at like 20 minutes ago and i said any update about the picture because he said he'd be able he'd try

and get it for me maybe we could do like a police thing is buried yeah they destroyed it right it was so strange feeling like i just walked in and i was like the bad guy there i mean it is funny that it was the week that they made a joke about Barstool. Yeah, they probably thought I was like, I don't even know, dude. It was weird. I don't think Sudeikis cared at all. Like, he didn't give a fuck about me. Did you contextualize yourself being like, hey, I'm Barstool Sasquatch? No, no.

It was like, I would go places and people would introduce me and they'd be like, oh, he works for Barstool. Got you, got you, got you. That's probably like a big step for Barstool-SNL relations. Probably no one's been invited to a party you that's uh that's probably like a big step for that's uh like barstool snl relations probably no one's been invited to a party like that before there's never been that kind of crossover yeah i don't know um i talked to the so these coaches i talked to them

for a while really i was really putting on frank the tank why because that was the one person from barstool that's showing them frank the tank videos you guys gotta check out frank and were they loving him oh yeah they loved it yeah i feel like that's a nice thing to offer somebody yeah it was weird because like they were super nice we had great conversation going like i talked to them more than anyone else and you don't want to make it about you in a situation like that you don't be like yeah i'm working on this thing yeah if you can otherize something be like hey look at this funny thing that I have access to. Like, you're going to fucking love this. You're going to want to show other people.

We were watching the Frank the Tank eats celery videos this week. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they're the best. The hummus. Yeah, the hummus videos. Yeah. The look of panic on his face. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah. But what videos of Frank the Tank did you show these hockey coaches i literally have one video and it's on my phone and it's just the one of him screaming did you show uh that's all i could show i was just trying to show them what he looked like because they were like they didn't know who he was and i was like i feel like you guys have to know who he is some canadian boys that's funny you were talking to some canadian boys right as suey season starts yeah i was surprised like they hadn't heard a son of a boy that yeah number one hockey podcast talking to some Canadian boys right as suey season starts in New York.

Yeah, I was surprised that they hadn't heard of Son of a Boy Dad. It's the number one hockey podcast in the world. We had on Biz and Wit. I don't know. I talked to them about Biz and Wit. If that's relevant in your little hockey world. I was like, yeah, Biz and Wit are fucking killing it. Those guys are goats, man. So proud of them. We had them on the show before they got big.

So fucking proud of those boys. Before they got on with Gretzky and all of them. Yeah. Yeah. We can call them up right now. I got their number right now. If you guys want to want their contact, I can share their contact. I can put you on a text with them.

It really was just like kind of like a like a stab in the back. Like or like of who? Like it felt like I got stabbed in the back because it's just like you're talking to these people the whole night. I'm getting we're getting along great. I talked to them for like an hour and then we take a picture. And as soon as I walk away, they're like, that picture doesn't go anywhere. And then someone comes up to me and he's like, yeah, they said you can't have that picture.

Why did you take it with your phone? I because I was asked to be in the picture. What? So it's just like bad for. So that makes me think that it's like they think it's bad for them if they're like associated with Barstool. Yeah. Damn, bro. You either have to fix that relationship or you need to get out of Barstool, dude.

No. It's like just like. I'm saying get out for your own protection. Doesn't Barstool work with the NHL? Yeah, definitely. I mean, Biz is on a show with the NHL. Maybe those guys. They don't know he works for Barstool work with the NHL? Yeah, definitely. I mean, biz is on a show with the NHL. Maybe those guys, they don't know he works for Barstool. I don't know. Maybe those guys have husbands. Yeah, maybe. My one boy who's a photographer. Maybe those guys don't want to be

pictured with other dudes. Yeah, maybe. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's got a husband. Delete that. My one boy who is a photographer for Meek Mill, he was like taking some pictures of Meek Mill in like the Caribbean. And Meek Mill like went up to him. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Some of these girls have boyfriends. He's like, dude, I'm sorry. And he's like, no, it's cool. Just like you can take pictures of me, but these girls have boyfriends.

That's so weird. What do you think the fucking boyfriends thought that these girlfriends were doing yeah i have no idea it doesn't make like yeah my girlfriend's going down to the bahamas for like male yeah yeah that's not good but he can't be in any pictures yeah i mean that's all i can think of maybe like they're whoa whoa whoa some of these coaches maybe like they weren't supposed to be out drinking yeah that's what i was thinking maybe it's like they're. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Some of these coaches, maybe like they weren't supposed to be out drinking. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Maybe it's because it's so early in the season. But it's probably because you're toxic.

It's probably because of me. You're toxic. Yeah. A lot of Dave comments, too. What? And what? They're like, I don't like I don't trust this kid. He works with Dave.

Are you serious? Shut the fuck up. I'm like half kidding. Were they like, so what's Dave like? Or was it like, oh, Dave, huh? Yeah. Portnoy, huh? I don't know. So definitely the latter.

Yeah. What are your kind of retrospectives? This is one of the first times we've talked since Dave came on our show. What are your retrospectives? Oh, I thought it was fine. I mean, everyone was like, did shane gillis say that you're a pussy that i was a pussy you're a pussy yeah i mean like we i had jokes planned out but it's like as soon as came in here it was like obvious that he didn't want to hear any jokes like he didn't want it's

your show though yeah he didn't want us to try and be funny that it is true i heard him say on the podcast on his podcast that like he was like yeah i didn't really seem like they did their show i mean it would if we did our show would have felt like really uncomfortable would it not but i also think that doing our show is just talking yeah like we i think that no matter who comes in here we're gonna meet them where they're at and like have a conversation with them we're not trying to like run game on we're not trying to like run pick and rolls on people and make them look like fucking idiots. Yeah. Which is what I had planned basically in my head.

A pick and roll? Yeah. We could have run pick and roll. I'd love to run pick and roll on people and make them look like idiots. But I was like, as soon as he came in, I was like, yeah, this isn't going to work. Let's just like ask him questions.

Because you thought it would have been awkward? I know it would have been awkward. What were some of the other things that you had up your sleeve? I don't remember at all. I just remember the night before I was falling asleep and came up with a bunch of stuff to say. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it would have hurt.

I don't think it would have helped. Yeah, I don't know. I think it would have been the same either way. I thought it went well. I feel like it was good to talk to him. Yeah, I thought it went well. I feel like it was good to just get some convo off. Yeah.

And the fucking numbies. Oh, him. Yeah, I thought it went well. I feel like it was good to just get some combo off. Yeah. And the fucking numbies. Oh, yeah. Really, really crazy. Fucking crazy, man. Salute to that guy. He couldn't stop talking. Where are we at? The YouTube got like 70K views.

Yeah. And the Apple podcast was at like 14th episode. Yeah, to the fucking moon, man. It was the highest it's ever been. To the moon. Imagine if we went on his show, what kind of numbers he would do? Oh yeah.

Probably, probably worse than he's ever done. You just completely tank it. I heard. This doesn't go anywhere. I heard from a little birdie that, that on a Saturday night at the, at the SNL party,

you went up and shoved Bowen Yang in his chest. No, Bowen, I was, I wanted to see Bowen Yang. I wanted to tell him to his face. I want to shake your hand. Let me shake your hand. Let me shake your hand. But as soon as I got there, the kid that invited me was like, yeah, Bowen Yang's here. He's like, I'm kind of wondering if he's going to say anything to you.

I doubt he knows who we are. I don know you talk a lot of shit but so do a lot of people like a lot of a lot of he's an easy target yeah he's an easy target um who else was there i heard i feel like am i gonna get in trouble no saying anything no have i said anything bad we're not on we're not on like they they made it very clear. They were like, yeah, if you go and like talk shit about this, like I'll know that you're an asshole. You're never going to be invited back again. That's basically what they were saying.

It's like, you better talk nice. You better say nice things about SNL or we're not going to have you back. So I think I'm steering clear. Well, the place was called, I think they wanted me to like promote the place that we were at. It was called like Hunt and Fish. Nice place. Was it?

It was nice. Yeah. They put X's on the back of your hands? No, no ID. No way. Yeah, just a name at the door. Should we bang out an ad real quick? Yeah, let's bang out an ad.

Our boy Bryce is about to come in. Bryce Hall, for those who don't know. The Numbies train continues, friends. Rudy, we were in Denver with rudy and a dude came back came up to us with a fucking a backpack just overstuffed with weed it was just oh yeah i was on the phone with you and that happened yeah it was just it was too much fucking weed it was just an offensive amount of weed weren't we on the phone i think we were on the phone you called me and you were like or you were like yeah you right when you called me it was when he dropped off the weed yeah and i couldn't hang up the phone for You called me and you were like, or you were like, yeah, right when you called me, it was when he dropped off the weed.

Yeah, and I couldn't hang up the phone for that. He was like, it was literally overflowing. Yeah. Thanks, brother. I'm about to get fried off this big dog. That's crazy. Was it good weed or was it like catapulted over the border? Oh, no, bro. It was that fucking Denver, bro. It was that fucking brick

weed. Dude, it's crazy how much better the product gets once they legalize it, bro. The terpenes are fucking nuts, bro. You guys are fucking brick weed. Dude, it's crazy how much better the product gets once they legalize it, bro. The terpenes are fucking nuts, bro. The fucking terpenes were off the fucking charts. And that shit reminds me of bird dogs, bro. Bird dogs will get your fucking, will get your legs looking Rocky Mountain high. They'll give you some nice high legs. Your legs looking Rocky Mountain high.

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They're like the mean guys on the street. They're the bad boys on the block. Kind of like Bryce Hall. He is the Bird guys on the street. They're the bad boys on the block, kind of like Bryce Hall. Yes. He's the bird dog of fucking influencers. He's the bird dog of Hollywood, California. I almost... I threw on some bird dogs yesterday because I was out of boxers, but they got a built-in boxer.

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Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, we're just going to hop right in. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're just talking. What's up, dude? Dude, do you ever think about how different your life would have been if you were named Bruce instead of Bryce? I feel like I'm called Bruce so many times, it's kind of like my second name.

When people meme on me, they say Bruce Hall. That's so fucked. Yeah. That shit's not right. You know what actually would really suck? What? You know the Jets quarterback, Bryce Hall? Yes.

He's phenomenal. He's doing great. He's having a great season His name is like Under mine Just a little bit As of right now So he's like

I wonder how many people Actually fuck with him They're like Oh Bryce Hall You ticked on Yeah Yeah Dude he better not get more famous

Dude I wanna I know That would suck But he has like Bryce Hall 84 On like all his social medias I just have Bryce Hall But I was like

I wanna I wanna do like a collab with him But I was like, I want to do like a collab with him, but I feel like he hates me. Yeah? Could be a good promo. It'd be funny as fuck too. Why not just hate him back? Nah, because like his path is respectable. Like I can see where he hates me a little bit. He's like, oh, it's fucking

internet troll. Well, as long as you're not like dancing on the field and stuff yeah jackson mahomes we just talked about oh really we just talked about that what'd you guys say were you guys pro or anti we were just saying how it's kind of like fucking with the the the family legacy oh yeah big time are you have you ever met him jackson yeah yeah how is he uh we never had like a full conversation but um he's tall as fucking person oh yeah he looks i mean he looks he's like six three six four yeah i was not expecting that at

all you think are his dancing videos real or is he like trolling people i couldn't tell you dude because it seems like they might be like like i i stopped dancing on tiktok because i realized i'm self-aware that i suck at dancing, you know? It's like – But I think you got to put on for people who can't dance that good. Yeah. Like what about people – I could represent like the shit, but then I guess Jackson has that in the bag.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing something. He's getting a shit ton of views. He goes hard and I think he just – like so many people hate him that he just like turns it off. He tunes it out, which is pretty impressive. Like at a certain point, it's like you got to care a little bit about. Did you watch his Q&A though? No.

His Q&A was so funny. No, I haven't seen it. Like all of the questions are the exact same. Yeah. All I've seen are just his videos that like he'll go viral randomly. Like the best one is one where like Patrick Mahomes comes up and like shakes his hand. And then he bites his lip. Yeah. So weird. Yeah, yeah.

So weird. Like, who is he being sexy for? I don't know. Because it's working on me. Dabs his brother up, looks at the camera, bites his lip. Yeah, yeah. Real sexy. Football fans have to be real turned on by that.

My brother's really rich and successful. Yeah, it's really weird. Fuck yeah, you're going to fuck me now. Really weird. And I do. He's also like 20. How old is he? I feel like he's like 18. He's like 20. No, I think he's really weird. Fuck yeah, you're going to fuck me now. Really weird. And I do. Dude, I do. He's also like 20. How old is he? I feel like he's like 18.

He's like 20. No, I think he's like 23. No way. Yeah. I think he's, I think he's like not as old. Can we fact check that? I think he, I thought he was like 41. I thought he was like significantly older than Patrick Long.

I feel like he's, I feel like he's 18, 19, dude. He's 19. He's 19. Really? Dude, I thought he was in his 40s. Dude, he has that like baby face still. I thought, I thought he was in his 40s. You can tell by the face, dude. He has that like baby face still. I thought he was older than that. I don't know why.

Maybe it was because someone, I made like a tweet about him and everyone was like, you're like dunking on a 19 year old kid and I'm 20. So I was like. Wait, are you 20 right now? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So it was like, it doesn't really, not the same. Bro, one thing where I had your back.

Oh, he's 20. He is 20. Same age. Fuck yeah. One thing I had your back where people were fucking shitting on you was the one time when some dude came up to you and was like filming you at a restaurant or some shit like that. And everyone was like, everyone was on you. I was like, this dude who's filming you is a complete fucking weirdo.

Somebody following somebody around and filming them like that. Which one was this? You were like, so it's happened multiple times. You were like eating like fucking like maybe like some nachos or something like that or something like that like pressing me yes i was just like you know six feet apart he was just being like a weirdo pressing someone while they eat nachos bro don't press me while i'm eating fucking nachos and like nobody not well the nachos and they were fire ass nachos that's what i mean yeah no i was like sitting there um and i

forget where i was going but i was going somewhere right after but this guy drives by in like a 2004 uh mercedes right obviously parents money it's pretty nice car it's not there's a nice car so i was like yeah nice all right drives by he's like yo bryce hall right and i was like uh yeah dude what's up and he goes fuck you pussy and i was like oh my god a fucking aiden ross fan seeing me in person sick and i was like all right cool dude you have a good one drives all the way around the block comes back he's like box me pussy drives away again i'm like jesus fuck drives back one more time holds up traffic i'm like dude if you're gonna like just talk at least like come out and talk to me yeah if you if you want to and then like he was saying yeah dude tries to dab me up as soon as he gets out of the car i'm like

yeah what happened all the shit you were just talking what the fuck is this dude and then like he gets really close to me and then that's when uh the video starts i'm like i'm not boxing you because you you look 16 but he says he was 19 i was like you look like a 16 year old, I'm not boxing you because you look 16, but he says he was 19. I was like, you look like a 16-year-old kid. I'm not going to box you. He doesn't actually look 16. I was just kind of roasting him because he looks young. And he's talking shit to you? You can talk shit back to somebody.

When you're roasting someone about how young they look, it irks people more. When someone that's like 22 is like, ah, dude, you're like 16. I was like, yeah, Santa isn't real, pussy. But then the video starts and there's no context so it just makes it look like i i i feel like i'm this like celebrity i'm like six feet apart how can you say anything about six feet apart i saw a video this morning of uh who adam levine is that the guy from the maroon five adam levine i always mix him up with adam divine from workaholics um yeah adam levine someone like came up to him on stage and like hugged him and he like pushed them away and everyone was like this dude's ego is through the fucking roof like someone respect

the fans needs to humble most people guys like big shocker most people don't really like to get like too close to people they don't really like to get like too close to people they don't know yeah i mean especially when you're performing a concert on stage and someone like ambushes the stage it's like what is he gonna do give them like an autograph right there yeah just hug them back one second let me stop the show yeah yeah what's your name man everyone was like he treated them like fucking trash it's like they assaulted him yeah like stay the fuck away from me just because you have like some level of fame isn't like a social contract for people to be able to like come up to you while you're eating nachos and say whatever the fuck they

want. Those nachos were fire too. Yeah, dude. That's, that's, that's bullshit. I wasn't into that. And another thing that we want to, uh, to iron out, we want to, we want you to bury the hatchet and we want to play peacemaker with Gruen, bro. Oh no, dude.

Me and Gruen are cool. You are? Yeah. Really? Our work is done. That gruen bro oh no dude me and gruen are cool you are yeah really we uh our work is done that was that fast no me and gruen we uh we went out i think it was like three months of just awkward tension yeah obviously um and then i just finally was like all right dude this is pointless to even have like any sort of animosity towards each other like we should just fucking squash this we have a lot of mutual people. We're working in the same space, blah, blah, blah. Let's make some bread together, bro. Let's cake up together, bro.

We started the energy drink company together. He's the one that initiated everything, introduced us to everyone. So I'm like, deep down, it's like as much as I want to fucking, you know? Yeah. It's like he helped me when nobody else would, and I appreciate him. He's cool. Yeah, he's a friend of the pod. Yeah.

Who buried the hatchet? Did you bury the hatchet or did he bury the hatchet? I mean, he reached out to me and I ignored him like the first week. Like the first week after that shit happened, I just completely ignored him for like three months. And then I reached back out. And what was your change of heart? Would you eat like an eighth of mushrooms or something like that and come to God? I ate like a fucked up edible one time.

I had like encountered some paranormal demons and shit. And I had like this huge epiphany. They're like, get right with Gruen. Why do you hate people? Square off with Gruen and get everything right in the world. So this is another question. Were you, I was told that you were doing like a roast. Is that still happening? we're so this is another question were you uh i was told that you were doing like a roast is that

still happening dude uh i mean i did uh i did talk with the sick boys and shit yeah and and they wanted to do a roast on me and i was like i mean why not yeah it's like i i get it on a daily basis fuck it who cares it'll be funny i think i think a roast of me would would go crazy think about the numbies bro i know KSI fucking roasted me. Uh, he made like six videos. I'll be in each, each of them have over 10 million views.

I'm like, maybe I should post the roast. Yeah. I'm like, wait, actually sync. I want to do this myself. Yeah.

Yeah. Get the, the, the numbers. It's not a bad idea. I was, uh, they hit,

I was requested to be a part of, Oh, it would have been hilarious. I don't, I don't know what, um, I don't know if it's happening. I don't know if it's happening anymore.

It was supposed... They told me over a month ago that it was happening like that. In October. They said it was going to happen in October. Yeah, yeah. Like it was supposed to happen this month. But if it still happens,

can we get a confirmation that Lil Sass can be on the day? You can roast me. No hard feelings. It'll be funny. Exactly. And at the end, you get to roast everybody back.

Yeah, I know. I just got to get a good writer, you know? Yeah, fact. But that's the thing about those Comedy Central roasts. Nobody's writing for themselves. They have the best roast writers in the world writing for them. You could light some people up. You think Justin Bieber can go up on there and actually make you laugh?

Right. You think he's just crushing it like that? That guy fucking murked that. And there was no way he wrote that himself. He crushed it. You ever meet Biebs? Yeah. Yeah? Really cool guy yeah he's like one of those uh celebrities where it's he's been in it for so long you just kind of he wants to be treated like a normal person yeah he's never been treated like a normal person so how do you do that he's another person where the like the people

talking to him and he gets mad people like always no no it's against him it's like one of those where it's like he was introducing himself and i was like wait what was your name again fuck yeah slip my name what was your name and he likes that right i mean i was like trolling yeah you gotta neg him a little bit you gotta troll him a little bit yeah also dude we gotta talk about your uh the interior design of your new apartment bro bro. Oh, dude. Masculine. Yeah, it's like a bachelor. You haven't seen it? No. Yeah, it's like a five-story fucking...

It looks like a New York home, kind of. Yeah, it looks like the home in... You ever see the movie Big Daddy? And he's living in this big-ass warehouse. It just looks like a two-tiered warehouse, kind of like has the black balcony, black couch. I didn't see it, but... It kind of looks like some Fifty Shades of Grey shit, honestly.

Fuck yeah. You got a sex dungeon in that place? I don't know. Honestly, I get zero. It's like a bachelor pad. I moved into my own crib. It's like this three-bedroom fucking five-story little house. It's sick.

That's amazing. So you still out in LA? Yeah. How's that? I'm like in West Hollywood. I'm, I'm five minutes from everything. That's awesome. Like walking distance to clubs. So do you like LA? Uh, yeah. I don't like, I don't like the, you know, the price of everything. Yeah. What about New York? What do you think about New York? Oh, New York is fucking awesome. Yeah. I actually really like New York. The traffic situation sucks sucks but i'm staying in time square right now i'm staying at the marriott uh the marquee yeah and dodging bullets out there dude it takes it took like fucking 15 minutes to get here and you guys are 0.8 miles away yeah we

live we live pretty close to faster to walk places honestly yeah i was like i was like guys we can just walk like honestly yeah the subway is usually the go-to, but it kind of sucks. Yeah, people are getting pushed. I grew up in Maryland, so I used to be on New York, out here all the time. You grew up in Maryland and you didn't play lax, bro? No. Isn't lax like massive culture in Maryland? It actually is.

Is it or is it just the college? I think it is culture out there. Lax is like, that's like the chick magnet. Yeah? Oh yeah, I grew up in a lacrosse town i played but i sucked ass yeah every chick loves the lacrosse boys the flow just like the lingo all of them had just the best hair uh i actually uh checked in on some of them uh recently on instagram some of them are balding really Really? I'm like, shit. I guess I'm glad I didn't have good hair back in high school.

Damn, bro. The lax boys never think it's going to catch up to them. Bam, one day. Just like, fuck your lax flow. You got to get some hair plugs. That's devastating. So did you ever try to play lax? Was it ever like something you were going to?

Never even held. I don't even know what it's called. What is it? A stick? Yeah, a lacrosse stick. I've never watched lacrosse. I've never played lacrosse. Walking lacrosse is the most boring thing to watch. Yeah, dude, yeah. I know Josh fucked with it a little bit.

Did he? Yeah. Did you boys ever just toss it around in the backyard? Well, Josh made a YouTube video. You know how he's collabing with with barstool obviously now so he's like trying to get into trying to establish himself in the the sports world i'm gonna be honest i've i've obviously known josh for for two years we started sway and shit i've never seen him watch sports or take any interest until recently but i mean he seems like he knows what he's talking about yeah granted

i don't watch sports he's just pretending he's got like a cheat sheet on the side he's like he's like can you actually run the chicago bulls are a really great team yeah no but but then when i uh would go on these business trips like the annie trips and visit all the walmart's that annie's in um i would see him always on barstool Bets and all that shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, yo, when did you get into this? Yeah, yeah. When did he actually get so seriously into this?

It's crazy. Dude, what is the poorest shit you still do? You've made some money in your day, but you ever go to like 7-Eleven and get like a taquito or anything like that? You ever do some poor shit? Bro, I'm here in New York, and the only thing I've had so far is the hot dogs.

Oh, yeah, yeah. They're good. Three to five dollars every single day. And I ordered food last night, actually. And someone stole it. Oh, yeah. It happens all the time.

That's fucking... That was so stupid. It's usually the driver that... Yeah, it was the driver that stole it. And they take a picture and then they sprint. It's just the bag.'s yeah it was the driver that's right and like they do you know they take a picture and then they sprint yeah it's just the bag sometimes zoomed in on the back yeah sometimes when i'm uh when i i always think they're gonna steal my shit because i can hear i'm like waiting at the door for them to like leave it and then i hear them just take

off just like yeah that's like a thing here no it's not snapping off you know it's happened to me a few times but i'm always thinking i'm like they're they're running away with my food i also noticed that there's like a lot of fake dispensaries here yeah oh yeah yeah like those trucks like well have you seen the trucks i'll tell you a funny story after i say this but like the the dispensaries you would order them and all the reviews are just saying like this is a fake spot i ordered weed put in my credit card information and then they never showed up. All this bullshit.

And then we found one of those weed trucks. Yeah. Those are just like CBD, right? That's what I thought. It was weed. So I was like, yeah, do you guys have anything? And they're like,

we don't have any legit weed, but we have these edibles like Cheetos, Rice Krispies. I'm like Cheetos. What the fuck? I'm definitely not eating that. What the fuck? That sounds disgusting. But I was like, yeah, let me get a Rice Krispies. I'm like, Cheetos, what the fuck? I'm definitely not eating that. What the fuck? That sounds disgusting.

But I was like, yeah, let me get a Rice Krispie. And I saw some of the reviews on the exact like weed shop name, but it was an actual store versus the truck. Yeah. So I was like, okay, so this place had terrible reviews. Like, like it's not going to be good weed. All the comments were about like CBD and shit. And then I ate the whole thing.

I had the whole Rice rice crispy to myself and i started tweaking yeah really tripping ass last night like i'm still high right bad thoughts or what what was it i had some out of shit out of fucking body experience like i i contacted demons or some shit dude you can i feel like edibles you can tap into some crazy shit. I was in the spirit world. I swear to fuck. It's not a thing when you're like, if you're still high the next day from edibles and you take a shit, you instantly sober up. Really?

Yeah, I've heard that many times. I feel like when I drink too much, I can poop out a hangover. Yeah. Like I can just one poop and the hangover is gone. I can just dump out a hangover. I can agree with that. Yeah, just poop out the hangover. Every time I shit the next morning after drinking like excessive amounts, it's just gone right after.

Yeah. But until then, you just feel like dog shit. Yeah. Yeah. Poop and jump in the ocean. That's the hack. I feel like the best bet in New York for getting weed is just going to like a random store, like any store. This is bad.

You just go to like a bodega in New York. I bought weed off of someone on Times Square. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did they know who you were? Did they know you were? Really? Yeah, they were smoking a blunt.

And I was like, yo, you got any weed? Yeah. And they're like, yeah, you want to come smoke with us? I'm like, no, man, I really just kind of want to go up to my room and smoke. They walk up to you. They walk up to you and they'll whisper. And they're like, I got weed. Moon rocks.

Moon rocks. Yeah, yeah. We had a guy on Saturday. I was walking to the train and i was with greer who works here and some you'd love him you'd love greer bro and some dude he's he's like a data guy some dude uh walks but some dude walks by us and he's like i got cocaine and we were like dude like that's something that you don't want i don't think you want to just be going up to strangers on the street like well dude you're gonna go to prison

vegas no i've ever been to Vegas? No, I've never been to Vegas. Yeah, they're like Coke, Molly. They'll just list drugs at you. They just whisper it to you. If you walk on the strip for 10 minutes, you'll have weird interactions. We'll be like, Moon Rocks, cocaine. I'll give you something that'll kill you. And dude, who's copping cocaine from a random guy like that?

People are, Probably people. I think it's like people. It's probably like hammered people like leaving a bar or something. And then they're like, oh, this guy has cocaine. And they'd probably just buy the cocaine. Yeah. Someone from like Upper Peninsula, Michigan, who's in Vegas for the first time. I was tripping ass on that edible, obviously, last night.

Yes. And all my friends wanted to go to a strip club. And they're all like fucked up, like just blacked out. On edibles? They wanted to go to a strip club and they're all like fucked up like just blacked out on edibles they wanted to go to a strip club on edibles they're hammered they're like they're drinking they don't smoke none of my friends smoke got it so i'm like i'm like guys i'm gonna be honest i'm a completely different wavelength than you like i'm gonna chill they're all like just drunk doing stupid shit throwing things in the hotel room. I'm like, guys, let's just take a chill pill. They all went to the strip club.

My videographer actually got, this is the first time I've ever heard this, but rejected by a stripper. No way. He asked for a lap dance and she spit on him and said no. No way. He should have offered her $8,400. That's the way to get something. Apparently they were spending money. That's what they told me. And she still would have stripped for him?

He must have been doing something crazy. He was at that drunk where it's like, oh, God, I want to fuck you. He was just overwhelming. He thinks that the stripper is in love with him. Yeah. Even though she's like, oh, my God, look at this drunk idiot. Just disgusted. But at least you think she'd take his money.

Just take him for more money. You could easily just take that guy's money money and he won't even remember it the next day. Walk him up to the ATM. That's a stripper move. Walk him up, just have him put in his pen and take everything. So many stripper moments like that.

You gotta, you just can't go to a strip club blacked out. You can go to a strip club drunk, a little tipsy, but if you're writing this down, yeah, no, I've been to a strip club out here.

I don't know how it is out here, but, uh, at Miami, the strippers all smoke inside in New York, Miami. I looked been to a strip club out here. I don't know how it is out here, but at Miami. The strippers all smoke inside in New York. Miami, I looked at my charges after the fight because I went sober for three months for my fight. I got fucked up and went to a strip club with Nate and some of my boys. I checked my transactions.

I spent $10,000. Oh, wow. At the strip club. Yeah. I'm like, what did they give you did they double quadruple charge me like holy fuck it's tough to like call your bank the day after the strip club be like oh someone robbed me that wasn't me i swear i didn't do all that that happened like my old roommate and on new year's eve he like checked his bank account the

next morning and he spent like 20 grand and he's like he just has like a normal ass like accounting job so like not okay for him to be doing that like on a credit card yeah damn fuck his credit card for letting him do that fuck out what did he spend it on i have no idea bottle sir is the only thing could be mine was bottle service that's the only thing that costs that much money bottle service or like a car the bottle service shit i've never done that i don't think i ever want to do that it looks so fucking uncomfortable like when the bottle girls come out that video from this weekend with like dave and all them at that were you there i had to bail from there i went down to the bar downstairs and hung with the mics i've never seen anything more uncomfortable did you see that video yeah so uncomfortable i just see a different

controversial video about dave every week yeah i mean it was just him and his girlfriend sitting there and then like a bunch of other people that we work with yeah you didn't know that that's fucking hilarious yeah and let me guess she's like 22 23 i think 26 bro show some fucking respect okay so she at least she's out of like the immature way okay so we're cool and uh yeah it's just them sitting there and it's like it's like a semi-circle of people we work with and then the other half is just these bottle girls and they're all just like staring at them and it's like rudy you were probably there were you yeah yeah it looks so weird it is i actually kind of want to see that video i mean it's just like

every single other uh bottle service video that see but they just have to come with a sparkler and just like dance in front of you or like hold a picture of you and all the hammered guys are like yeah I just spent three grand on a bottle I could have went to the liquor store for fucking 50 bucks

it's crazy it's a great racket we should start selling bottle service that is the biggest fucking finesse. Yeah, dude. Like, I get the table. Yeah, spend like two racks on a table, five racks on a table. You have some space. But the bottles should be like, you know, store price. Yeah, yeah. Store price. Or at least maybe $100

more. BYO clubs or something. I went out one time with like, with like a group of people after the company party. Yeah. And it was like Ria and Brianna and they had bottle service right we're spending money for nothing we were just like we were just like mashed into this tiny ass table with like one bottle of tito's you know i i can't tell if brianna hates me or loves like likes me bro if you need weed and she's our dealer bro brianna's got the fucking loud pack

bro just hit up brie here, she sells weed on the low. No, but is she... Is she in... Should we get her in here? Let's see if you... Yeah, let's see if... Let's like squash... I doubt she's here.

I think... Wasn't she like out on some... On tour or something like that? We'll see if she's here. I know she's on that college tour. Why might you have beef? What might... Have you ever seen the PFF clips of her like...

Roasting you? Just roasting the fuck out of you. Yeah, I have. We don't watch but then i go but then we're enemies of the show then i then i go like on the show and she'll never like show me any sign of hatred so like like if she said something smart i'd like yeah say to my face brie no no i would be like i'd be like ah yeah you know but she doesn't ever say it she's like super nice when i'm always on but then i'll see clips of her just roasting the fuck out of me.

So if she's, what kind of shit does she roast you on? What kind of shit does she roast you about? Just like obviously my past shit. Like, dude, I'm fucking 22, but I was,

Oh, she's not here. No, Brie. She's probably somewhere talking shit on you. Yeah, no, she's like on a different podcast.

She's definitely talking shit. Probably gossiping, bro. No, but dude, like I've been in this shit. Bro, we'll beat her ass next time we see her.

Please, just remember. I've been, I've been in this, this game since our ass next time we see you Please just remember I've been in this game since I was like 14 So it's like think about what you guys all did From 14 to like 22 Think about if millions of people Were watching you do it Bro that jawline movie is on like fucking airplanes

Bro you can fly fucking delta and watch jawline How did you know about that shit I watched it on a fucking airplane i never even watched it i watched it i don't you weren't really a big part of it yeah no i was just like the the guys you were like a side character where you still know that dude oh he's a fucking scam fuck yeah he got that vibe very quickly huge scam fuck and he kind of seemed like a loser just went on dr phil he got worse I don't know how he's even still kind of in this industry. Yeah.

He's crazy. He seemed really weird. I watched like 15 minutes of the movie. I didn't even watch it. Yeah. Like I skipped to my parts. I saw like 16 year old me just being 16. So I was like, all right, I got to get out of here before I cringe more.

But they were like slave driving you to fucking dance. They're like, we need another video. Like fucking dance. Pop that pussy pussy i didn't even watch it so i don't even know yeah it's weird the the manager was a weirdo oh he is yeah he also had like a weird like crush on one of his clients i believe yeah so like my best friend at the time he had like this weird fucking crush on him and it was just you had to be like in the house to understand but it was just so weird yeah it's weird what do you think of uh he's all that he's uh dude i was i was in a main role yeah i know yeah you like that i did my cameo was

fucking crazy was it did you not know i didn't see what's he's all that it's addison's movie oh oh fuck yeah i watched i watched part of it it's not actually like i just cameoed yeah but i didn't i didn't watch the movie but i mean congrats to her like fucking number one on netflix like that's fucking wild i heard she just signed uh uh like a five year movie deal or some shit yeah and that's at least like 20 mil so that's crazy at least it's like rowan just got a three movie deal. Who? I did, yeah. It was like 15 million. Oh no. Who the fuck is Roan?

No, I didn't hear you say the name. I didn't hear you say the name. No, but it's like, you just see my ex. I'm walking on fucking Times Square and I see my ex just on one of the billboards. I'm like, fucking dickhead. Oh really? Is she on a billboard?

I'm like, can I fucking live? Yeah, that sucks. It sucks just seeing her everywhere. It's just in your face at all times. Yeah, no. It's a proud ex moment. Yeah, are you going to steer clear of a public relationship like that again or no? Oh, no. I mean, like... You're going public. I'm going fucking public.

Fuck these non-famous bitches. I need something famous. No, no no i would i would go public but i i just have to like somehow get on one of those billboards maybe i have to do one of those stupid modeling campaigns oh yeah that'd be awesome the fuck calvin bro get that calvin or you gotta win one of those like jim shark most liked reply yeah i gotta do something with that some shit like that would be dope. Dude, well, thank you for coming in.

What else are you doing while you're in New York? I leave tomorrow. I was just here for like NFT nerd shit. That's dope. But put us onto some shit. Put us onto some shit

that we can make a brick off. Put us onto something. Look up Bright Moments. Bright Moments. They're on a pretty crazy wave. And what about Rough and Rowdy?

I feel like they're gonna get you in the ring for Ruff and Rowdy or some shit. I've been trying. Who is it? Supreme Patty or what? They asked me about that. Marty asked me about that. It's just like Supreme wouldn't even make sense. Like maybe in 2015.

Like he wouldn't even make dollars, let alone cents, you're saying. He's got enough money. It wouldn't make any sense. What happened to that dude would you like Supreme Patty I think he stopped squirting lemons in his eyes

right yeah I think he had like a whole like substance problem and then he got like sober and now he's like a motivational speaker motivational fighter

yeah he's always he just lost he lost like a hundred pounds I know he did he did get really in good shape

but he lost to... Who's that? Boomkang. Boomkang. He fought him? He fought Ruff and Rowdy. I didn't even know Boomkang was still alive. He fought Dan Roode or whatever and beat him at Ruff and Rowdy.

And then he fought Boomkang after that and lost. Not in Ruff and Rowdy and something else? No, he fought him on Ruff and Rowdy. Really? Yeah. But do you have anybody that you're uh that you're like you want to fight or you're just like i'll just do it like i this is the only one that would just kind of be fun because like i don't i don't like hate anybody on social media but there's this one kid that

fucking irks me it's that uh the timothy shalem right timothy what's fucking good now it's uh it's uh the mullet mullet guy on tiktok he he was the one that went the most viral about like call me mullet daddy you know the one i'm talking about where he turns you see the mullet i thought you meant that guy makes fucking so many videos about me does really so many videos about me and i'm always like i was like dude fuck you mullet may be nicer than mine suck it you want to fight mullet daddy for the mullet if he loses he shaves the mullet I was like, dude, fuck you. Mullet may be nicer than mine. Suck it. You want to fight Mullet Daddy for the mullet. If he loses, he shaves the mullet.

Oh, yeah. That's fire. That's a good fight. Yeah, that's a smart idea. I'm fucking, dude, I took the crown. You should just bang out a man escape halfway through the fight. We can't confirm that, though, because I don't know how old he is. Okay, but when he comes of age.

Dude, I don't think there's anything wrong with fighting minors i don't think he's a minor but i also here i'm gonna check out his age when he turns 18 it's this kid you know who i'm talking about definitely it's this fucking guy and he's look another video about me oh that's a punchable jaw bro i know right thinks he's gassed on bro You're not gassed on, bro You're Bell, bro See, okay, wait So he's 19 And it says Perfect

But then his Let's get it on He's one of those guys He has his fucking Venmo in his bio Damn We'll help him get his money up Bro gas Get fucking knocked out, bro

Bring that shit, bro Fight for the mullet pussy It should be like one of those Where it's like Loser doesn't even get any money I think it's like winner gets the full purse like everything

loser takes the Venmo out of their bio no cause it'd be like he would have to keep he would need it he would have to keep that there hell yeah bro

well thank you for coming in dude thanks for having me good shit it wasn't bad we're not trying to fucking run any like game on

yeah Marty was just pulling your leg yeah he's trying to fuck with you. Good shit, bro. Appreciate you. Nice to meet you. Here, we're going to do it across. Bang.

Fuck yeah. Thanks, guys. Take it easy, bro. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. See? That's how we do it, boys. That was fun.

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weekend listeners how was pop punk uh i saw it looked fun it was cool it's a big cat vibing out yeah he was vibing some good dough uh no how much you walking away with bro be honest zero dollars bro i get no extra money for that really yeah isn't that i thought you did you thought you told me you did no not for not for these shows for those. Yeah, the way we only do that when we're like hiding it from the company. Smart. No, usually when they would pay us, they'd be like, nah, you're not making enough money to affect our bottom line at all. We wouldn't notice if that went into our bank account at all.

So you can have it. If they're making any type of serious money, they're going to keep it. Fuck yeah. It's just the way it goes, brother brother it's basically just method acting photo shoots it's just us like fucking dressing up and like taking pictures in front of like a whole crowd i saw a lot of signs and stuff did you oh yeah people were tweeting at me oh dude i mean this whole weekend was a where sass fest where's sass bro that's what sudeikis was saying to me was where's ron at where's like where's ron's crazy ass where's the goat bring him bring him over here go get ron

yeah i um without fail would tell people that you're just like in a different room in the bar and they'd sprint off to go find you they just throw their drink up in the air and start running after you to try and find you. That's awesome. Fuck yeah. We were at Indiana University of Indiana Bloomington. Everybody's asking for you. We go to Green Bay. We went to the Packers tailgate. Fucking everybody's

asking for you. That's weird because usually when we go on those things no one's asking for me. I think it's the kind of thing when we're actually there they're like so how long have you known Roan for? So what are you like Edited his videos or what? You're the boom mic guy?

Where's your boom mic? Yeah Why aren't you holding up the boom mic? No it's like Brianna Chicken Fry Talking shit about Bryce Hall They only ask when When I'm not there

When you're not there Exactly man Fucking Hall bro Fucking Hall That motherfucker The goat bro We should fucking We should eat some edibles together afterwards and just get awkward around

each other. Just fucking rub leather together. Have a panic attack together. Bro, let's not go to the strip club. Let's fucking, let's just chill out. Yeah, let's like vibe out for a minute and just fucking, just have these rice krispies, bro. Let's fucking eat some fucking munchies.

Bro, what's up with you guys? Why do we always get to be around the strippers? You guys are fucking whack. Bro, he's humble bro he's humble you think he meditates yeah definitely he definitely i wonder how he stays so fucking humble bro i always wonder i feel like if i was at that level i'd probably have to kill myself just for the better good after how long like very soon like the fact that the fact that he went through like a wildly public relationship like his girl his ex-girlfriend was hanging out with like jack harlow a week after they broke up like courtside and he's just like yeah no i would do public relationship again

like what i think that would be like traumatizing it's the only way he knows yeah it's the life he's i guess he's been doing that for 10 years he like doesn't he doesn't fuck with these reggie bitches now he only he doesn't fuck with his mid out here what's your oh you're smoking hot what are your instagram followers sorry bitch yeah oh oh less than a hundo k yikes so you're poor right oh wow you're poor of spirit you're poor in cl. You're poor in clout. Yeah. Where is your clout? Do they think him and Gruen actually squawked? Maybe we should get Gruen on the line now. Should we?

No. Definitely not. Just have Bryce on. We don't need to be doing a full TikTok episode. He said that you're back in his bad graces. Yeah. We should start something back up. Yeah, yeah.

We should start some fucking- So Bryce was just in the studio talking shit. He had some choice words for you, Michael. He said that he got you kicked off of Raya. Is that true? Didn't Gruen get kicked off Raya and he was asking people to get him back on? Please, anyone.

If anyone knows anyone that works at Raya, please hit me up. I need to fuck these bitches. I need to fuck some famous bitches stat i'm going through withdrawal i haven't fucked a famous bitch in six weeks fucking goat the goat grueling he is the goat he is for sure um live show coming up in boston yeah whole shit that's like next week yeah damn that'll be dope that That will be dope. People can't buy tickets, though, because it's sold out.

It's sold out as fuck. 600 tickets. Sold out. And then we added another show. It sold out again. But sometimes that's just the way it is, bro. Bro, we're going to be doing the fucking garden before we know it, bro. We're going to be doing MSG soon.

I'm thinking Boston Garden, man. Red Rocks would be sick. TD Garden would be fucking sick. So I actually found out that apparently doing a theater, you actually get way less money than you would get doing like a weekend of shows at one like comedy club. How did you find that out? Bro, I've got connections. Sudeikis was just in my ear, bro. He's like, you want to get to the bag, bro?

This is the fucking path little homie He was like bro why don't I get you on Ted Lasso Season 3 Can you play soccer He balled up like a napkin He's like kick this around Oh yeah you got it kid Kick across

Ted Lasso finally a show where a fucking white male Is the main character Thank fucking god man It had been too long Ed Lasso, finally a show where a fucking white male is the main character. Thank fucking God, man. It had been too long. Yeah. The pendulum swung the other way. Do you think he's funny?

I think he's very funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where the Miller's? Classic. Classic. Also, I think that people kind of really got in his shit when him and who? Olivia Wilde. Olivia Wilde.

When him and Wilde broke up, people were like, look how depressed he is. He's so fucking depressed. Yeah. Like, look at him. He's fucking depressed. Because he wore like a sweatshirt to like a Zoom interview. Dude, this guy's fucking wearing a sweatshirt. It was like for the VMAs, I think.

Oh, yeah. It was because he was high, like accepting an award. Yeah. And people were like diagnosing him. He's like, oh my God. He probably was. Protect Sudeikis at all times. If I had a girlfriend who left me for Harry Styles, I'd probably be pretty bummed too.

But also, I feel like you got to be a little understanding. Do you think that Harry Styles is like knocking the pussy out of the park? Like at least, at least Harry Styles, at least it's Harry Styles, right? That's what I think. Seems like a good guy. Yeah. A, seems like a good guy. Seems respectful.

And B, Sudeikis is like, he very like Grown up Like a grown up man Yeah Stylist is just a little boy He's a little boy Yeah He probably crawls up in the pussy And takes a nap Yeah Like he's not fucking

Bro, Stylist does not know What to do with the pussy Bro, he's probably lost around there Sudeikis on the other hand He needs a fucking treasure map To find the clip Yeah Sudeikis is a heat-seeking missile, bro

Oh, dude And tell him I said that Next time you see him I will, I will Tell him next week, though That I've been fucking shouting him out I was telling him that, bro I've been championing Sudeikis, bro I've been fucking lifting him up I was like, bro. Oh, dude. And tell him I said that next time you see him. I will, I will. Tell him next week, though, that I've been fucking shouting him out, bro. I was telling him that, bro. I've been championing Sudeikis, bro.

I've been fucking lifting him up. I was like, bro, do you even think Styles even knows what to do with the pussy? And they were like, all right, get this guy out of here. Delete that picture.

It was me, Lorne Michaels, and Sudeikis. And I was like, bro, but like, Styles doesn't even know what to do with the pussy. Maybe Styles can get the pussy, but he doesn't know what to do with it Yeah he wrote watermelon sugar pie

I was like so bro do you think watermelon sugar pie is really about About your ex Think it's actually about your ex's pussy Dude I was listening to that song on the way here About your ex-girlfriend's pussy. If you're just like humming it around here. Who's humming that? Who just sang Watermelon Sugar Hot?

Oh, man. Bro, I hope he doesn't hear this shit. He's going to be pissed. Bro, Sudeikis. I asked if I could post the picture and they said no. It was the one of just me and Sudeikis. They said, no, don't post it. Would you rather your girlfriend start dating Dave or Bryce Hall? Bryce Hall.

Yeah, Bryce Hall. Yay! Yes. Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but if I was to date someone around my age, it would be, I'd rather have them date myself than dave why because dave's 43 yeah but dave knows how to you know he's been through the trials and tribulations what about dave or lauren michaels lauren michaels wait do a lauren michaels impression lauren michaels dick probably doesn't even work cut that bro cut that shit i'm never getting invited back to the snl parties that's why he's eating all the oysters he's like what food is an aphrodisiac i need to get horny

before this saturday night's over i was eating lauren michaels french fries too and they were cold lauren michaels just puts on snl so he has like a party that he can go to on Saturday nights and try and find some pussy. I know. I was like standing there talking to these kids and then all of a sudden everyone's like, all of a sudden a group of people come and they're like, yo, get out of the way. Get out of the way. And then like Lorne Michaels like goes behind me. And I was like, Lorne!

Lorne! Lorne, please, please, just a moment of your time. I was like, I know Dave. I'm going to be your next son. What? Who was that? Who knows Dave? You, son. Come with me. And then he pulled a Glock out and pointed it right at my skull. I don't know how you got in here.

I don't know what your motive is, but I will kill you. You thought there were blanks in it? I almost got canceled for that. What did you say? I didn't even make a joke about the person who died. I made a joke about Alec Baldwin killing someone, which is undeniably crazy. I said that. You were about to say it's undeniably funny.

I was going to say that. It's undeniably funny. It's not funny that he killed someone. The fact that he killed someone is comical. It's not funny that he killed someone. It's funny that Alec Baldwin is now a murderer. That's crazy. Alec Baldwin was supposed to be like the most like politically correct and

like good dude right who's obviously not because he's a murderer yeah all it doesn't matter how anti-racism you are you kill one dude you're a murderer yeah i uh i tweeted that i saw alec baldwin walking down the street with an ar-15 or i saw him walking down through times square with an ar-15 and it like went it got received very well everyone was like oh my god this is so funny blah blah blah bro sass you've done it again yeah and then we do the yak and i check my phone after the yak and there's like 70 quote tweets and like all these replies bro this one could have waited someone dm me and they were like they're like dude that alec baldwin tweet made my skin crawl they were like that would have been funny

maybe tomorrow and i'm like so oh so all it takes is just like 10 more hours so you can laugh at it yeah time plus tragedy equals comedy so one day one day yeah that's all the time it takes for that shit to be funny and now that we're almost a week removed like it all plays it's crazy i mean i can't believe that that happened i wonder if his demeanor is going to change i was saying well i would like to talk to shane gillis about this but but I was saying, so Shane Gillis got fired from SNL, right? Yeah. Do you think Alec Baldwin's going to get to keep his job after murdering someone? Do you think he's still going to be doing the Trump impressions?

Probably. They don't care about murder. No. They care about who you voted for. Yeah. Clearly, they don't care about murder. Yeah. I think they might come murder me. Yeah, definitely. yeah dude i was so underdressed at this thing what were you

wearing exactly that uh basically what were you wearing your uniform yeah i was wearing khakis and uh and uh my bear sweatshirt and i show up and they're like and i'm like hi is this hunting fish and they were like sir this is a private event and i was like oh my private event. And I was like, oh, my name should be on the list. I was like, well, my name should be on the list. And then I sat there and talked to the bouncers for like 10 minutes. We were just shooting the shit. We were just chopping it up. And I was like, am I underdressed?

And they were like, yeah, a little bit. What's everyone wearing in their suits, bro? Fucking nerd, bro. Fucking bunch of students. I know. That's why they fucking try hard I came in and I was like

yeah Barstool we don't really play by the rules yeah like you never see me wearing a suit ever we're common men my boss Dave hates suits

oh yeah he'll fire you on the spot if you wear a suit some kid wore a suit around one time Dave had him whipped with a cat of nine tails oh yeah

it's a fucking sweet ass whip with like nine ends yeah I know what a bro I know what a nine tail is you don't know what a fucking cat of nine tails is yeah it's a fucking sweet ass whip with like nine ends yeah i know what i know what a nine tail is you don't know what a fucking cat of nine tails i know you never fucking tortured anybody you never been in fucking bryce hall's torture dungeon speaking of torture i've been on i've been on my did i talk about how much war movies i've been watching last time dude you probably watched harry styles in what war movie now dunkirk yeah dunkirk i heard that movie's ass did you watch dune no i heard it's hard to follow along really i heard it's like amazing visually yeah i heard visually it's

amazing i'm just i heard chalamet does full frontal yeah yeah he shows box yeah yeah he's swinging dick he spreads lips yeah chalamet is fucking i heard chalamet gets opened up on that movie I heard he busts it wide open I heard he just puts his head flat down on the couch And fucking spreads it open I haven't watched it, I'm probably not going to watch it Why not? Not really into those sand movies

You don't watch Mad Max? You've been watching exclusively Afghanistan Yeah but that's like the cool stuff I watched War Dogs this weekend That was a good ass movie Which one's war dogs uh miles teller and jonah hill why are you so obsessed with war right now well that movie is not really that's not a war movie oh it's about like bros it's like about homies about monetizing war yeah i mean they're gun runners bro you gotta watch wag the dog bro that shit'll blow your mind no i heard that movie's ass no it's about anyway back to war dogs uh back to what i've seen

what i've seen you haven't seen more dogs i think i have seen it it's it's two dudes that are just like kind of young dudes who are like yeah we're gonna make a bunch of money off of uh the thing that doesn't make sense is so they get they get caught because they they were they were doing everything they were doing was legal spoilers bro cameers, bro. Came out years ago, bro. So they made like a fuck ton of money. And they were doing, everything they were doing was legal. Except then they got this massive deal to give, like they had to sell the Afghan army through the Pentagon, like 100 million rounds of ammunition. And like all these AK-47s and stuff because they were supplying the Afghan army. And they bought all the bullets, but the bullets that they got ended up being Chinese bullets.

And the United States isn't allowed to use Chinese anything. Right. Or guns. Right. So they repackaged all the bullets. Because the shit's defective, right? You heard about the Chinese towels that aren't drying people? You didn't hear about that?

No. The guy from MyPillows.com said that china is making uh but like defective towels that like can't hear that can't drive people up he's fucking furious i did not the bullets probably going like loop de loops like a fucking curly fry it's like a pigtail when they shoot out yeah so they repackaged all the bullets and sold them to the military sold them to the u.s military for like a hundred million dollars and they ended up getting caught because some dude they were working with like snitched on them to the government and then um dude like the one guy like the main guy jonah hill and it got like two years in prison

or like a year in prison and miles teller got seven months on house arrest then for repackaging and chinese ammunition and selling it to the government you get seven months on house arrest damn for repackaging and chinese ammunition and selling it to the government you get seven months on house arrest but like be in possession of one crack rock yeah dude people get people get seven months on house arrest for like speeding millions died for your actions yeah put this ankle monitor on your race on your on your on your wrist on your ankle watch sports center for seven months fucking enjoy yourself and they forged all their like all their tax documents and everything and they're just eating like dominoes delivery being like this sucks yeah fucking government that sounds like life in prison

i like the best line in that is uh bradley cooper's like yeah i don't like staying here more than two days oh yeah yeah yeah i love staying where he was like yeah i always say vegas is a one weekend town he's like no america yeah he's like yeah he's like i always say vegas is a 48 hour or a two-day a two-day town yeah he's like no i'm in america that part was crazy damn yeah i mean same with me bro yeah i'm on you're always on the run the fucking mood bro just sitting in that fucking pj you got any plans to go to Europe? Yeah. Yeah.

You trying to come? I would love to. I actually have like three plans to go to Europe. For what? Like content or for fun? Two for content. Actually, like four plans. Two for content.

Two for personal. I want to link up with Donnie. Yeah, we got to have Donnie on the pod. Yeah, we got to get out there and go on it. That would be awesome. That would be such an easy way to go. We can. Yeah, well, Donnie doesn't have a video camera or anything, and we need him on the pod now.

We don't like Zoom. Yeah. We don't like doing that Zoom shit. He's in Italy. He opens up his little wooden windows every day, and a bird lands on his... And he smokes a cigarette his aperol spritz every morning yeah some black coffee european coffee sucks does it yeah what what dude if you get used to like the american i think american coffee is like american coffee

is like candy isn't an americano just like a shot of espresso with like a bunch of water in it so how is how is their coffee worse if it's just like a denser it's like less cut cocaine bro you like the fucking drywall is what you like to fuck no i i like i like the fucking pete's pete's coffee with like a little bit of cream in it but like there it's like everything's like black coffee or like like espresso which I don't like espresso at all. Because you've got a baby's palate. I like the taste of espresso. I don't like I can't drink coffee or else I'll have like a psychotic break.

Yeah, that's what was happening before you had B-Hall and you're fucking jittering. Oh, yeah. No, I wasn't jittering out. I was more I was getting the feeling where I just become numb because I've had too much caffeine and not enough food. Really? So that's why I went out and got water. Yeah. I think as soon as I like heard about intermittent fasting.

Yeah. They're like, yeah, you can just, the only thing you can drink is coffee. Yeah. You can have water and black coffee. And seltzer. Oh, fucking perfect. Yeah. And ever since then, my stomach's been in like a figure eight.

Dude, my mom had like a stomach, what is it called? Ulcer? A stomach ulcer from drinking black coffee for like years. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You're just like pouring like like acid into your body scalding acid just like bubbling acid you know there's a study that like people who drink black coffee are like 10 times more likely to be a serial killer really yeah or serial killers just drink is like a correlation definitely causation there because i'm pretty sure a lot of people drink black coffee yeah and i'm also pretty sure like there's what like like not that many serial killers and what they probably like offered them all a cup of black coffee in prison well i love watching serial killer like

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That would be dope. I know. But it's just like, oh, I was just cancelled for Halloween. You should be problematic for Halloween. Wear the scarlet letter. Yes, brother. This is the society that we live in.

Society's going back in time. Somebody's got to wear it, man. They'll have the fucking witch hunt. Next thing you know, there'll be fucking storming the barstool headquarters. Like they did the Barclays center. Oh yeah.

You saw the anti-vax storm in the Barclays center. No, I didn't. They were like, let Kyrie play. Oh, really? Yeah, they stormed it like it was the Capitol. Like he was just sitting in the Barclays Center at center court.

Let him play. That's hilarious. Yeah, it truly is. All right, let's... Yeah, let's wrap it up. Let's get the fuck out of here. All right, thanks for listening. Make sure you like, subscribe, comment.

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Paint like old age lines on your face. Like wear a cane and some white hair. Wear a cane and some white hair. Wear a cane and some white hair. All right. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll see you next week. Fucking love you guys, man.

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