Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 35 - Home for the Holidays

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 35 - Home for the Holidays -- Sas & Rone catch up on zoom. They recap the holidays with some laughs, and look forward to the new year with some goals. -- Full episodes also available on YouTubeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Sunday, December 26th. It is 5.30 p.m. It's fresh after the holidays.

But before we get into the holidays, we're going to want to hop right into DatChat. DatChat. DatChat is our favorite platform that we can't get enough of. And over here at Son of a Boy Dad, we're always using DatChat, the number one social messaging platform on the entire internet. DatChat is a great way for you to send messages. And if you want to send some messages, you could just use that chat. Dude, it's just, I don't know why it's weird just staring you into the eyes over Zoom.

I know, I don't like it either. I'm pinning you. Dude, can we, yeah, or I might try and pin you. Or wait, do I? I pin you so I don't have to look at myself. Yeah, I'm not trying to see myself either, but I'm not really trying to look at you, especially with your non-busy background, dude.

I just need more visual stuff. I'm in the corner of my sister's room because my room was too cluttered. I should have brought my model plane in. Just sat it right here. Thing is sick. All right, finish up. Finish up that chat.

That chat. They got a million incredible features that are going to make messaging way easier and way more private for you. They have ways that you can nuke messages. You can unsend messages. You can get rid of entire conversations if you want. Or you can just keep up on your favorite shows and just keep DatChat in your life. That's all you need to do because that's all I do.

Check out the Son of a Boy Dad page on DatChat. We'll be interacting with you right on there so come interact yeah come talk come talk with us all right let's hop on in dude they told us that we didn't have to do a podcast this week and uh i was like we're we're fucking doing one imagine waking up on... You were like, I don't really want to. I want to take the week off. I want a little vacation. And I was kind of like, there is no vacations in the podcasting game. Dude, you are not trying to do this podcast.

We were supposed to have cameras set up. You intentionally left your little mic card behind. I got the camera. Why ain't it on, bro? It's not on. I got my camera. Mine's it on bro it's not on i got my camera mine's on right now you can see mine is on because our little stupid producer jake didn't give me a memory card dude you and jake got a fucking cold war going on right now and it's heating up it's stopping being a cold ass war how come you guys don't like each other so much? Because I'm more handsome than he is.

And you think he's seething with jealousy? 100%. He's green with his jealous rage over it? 100%. Dude, I think that you and him should, instead of squashing your beef, I think you should turn it the fuck up. And you should really start beefing with him. You should quit fucking playing around. Yeah, I mean, I'm basically Jake's boss, which is funny because he's older than me.

And if my boss was younger than me, I'd probably be pretty pissed too. But what can you do? When did you start disliking him? I feel like you might have disliked him from the beginning. Was it right off the top? Whoa, why do you got that piece on you? This firearm? Yeah. I just like to stay strapped, especially when I'm at home, bro. was it right off the top whoa why do you got that piece on you this fire this firearm yeah i just like to stay strapped especially when i'm at home bro i got a bb gun in the other room i

should have brought it in what'd you get like the you'll shoot your eye out bb gun oh yeah red rider did you no i've had one for a while dude i kind of want to get shot with a bb gun if you if you had a bb gun around i feel like it'd be no i to get shot with a bb gun if you if you had a bb gun around i feel like it'd be no i think getting shot with a bb gun it's like really like i think it can like pierce the skin it's not like getting shot with like an airsoft gun but i think it goes airsoft bb paintball ar-15 and i think it's kind of that's the order of the four you think a paintball hurts more than a bb gun yes, dude. No, dude. I mean, I haven't been shot with either, so...

A BB gun's metal. But it's like a BB. It's not a big-ass ball of paint, and it's probably not as... It's like old, or at least the you'll-shoot-your-eye-at one is like a fucking Civil War rifle. Have you ever gotten shot with a paintball?

No, I never have. I'll go out there, and they'll just miss me the entire time. I'm fucking dodging bullets like Neo in the Matrix. Getting shot with a paintball is not that painful. Well, you must be playing on the pussy settings. No, I like to freeze the paintballs before I go out.

Just turn into rocks. Put a couple dimes inside of them before you freeze them. Just blast someone with a fucking... I got shot with frozen paintballs my first night of college jeez rough first night out on the town huh what what happened they just got drive by like shot drive by yeah but it was frozen paintball so still tough but that's brutal I've heard stories of people playing paintball in the winter and they freeze and it's like

you wake up just covered in welts I got a welt on my arm from paintball one time it was crazy fuck bro is that that famous welt that you always talk about or is there a second welt oh yeah it's the welt oh yeah it's the welt

is that in korea uh yeah yeah i got my stolen valor shirt on right now yeah weird shirt though i could see roan like trying to steal this from me it's super fire i i'm jealous of it right away what uh where'd you get it from was it a gift no i've had it for a while it's just too big what uh it's lounge but you're obviously stealing that valor though like that's that's not uh someone's gonna run down on you what are you gonna say when they do that the korean war is the forgotten war so it's like the one where you're allowed to steal valor from and no one cares no one cares about the people that died in korea vietnam and world war ii those are the wars story those are the respectable wars but korea no one was fucking checking for korea

dude i got you i got you some fucking uh holiday presents did you get me anything nah damn i would like to throw you a re i was gonna throw you a retweet or something around the holidays but you must have forgot though no i didn't get you anything i'm sorry because my shit's been dry bro my shit's been stale damn you sipping on that no way that No way. That thing's a bottle opener? That's awesome. I'll take that for Christmas. Along with one of those ice cold Ronas. Oh, brother, not yet.

Yes, please. Wait until April 5th, bro. Wait until National Sass Day. April 5th is going to be crazy this year. It's going to be a silent film, bro. How was your Christmas? Dude, it was good. Do you want to see this shit that I got you? Yeah.

Do you want this? Do you actually want this gun? No. Because you're going to need a concealed carry for this ankle unit. I don't think you're ready for it but dude i i got you a a dvd box set of uh playing shakespeare for your acting tryout dude it's five different d or four different dvds but it's got interviews from judy dench ian mccallan patrick stewart ben kingsley dude all the fucking greats dude five dvds for your... All the goats packed into one set.

That's what I'm saying, bro. That's all I'm going to ever ask for. And this Shakespearean shit's going to help you with your audition. Like, when you're auditioning for Succession or whatever, like, you're going to be... Just having this Shakespearean shit will really help you out. So I got you that. I got you a little sewing kit

so you could sew your Converse's up. I actually got a new Converse for Christmas. Did you? Yeah. Oh, well, fuck me then. I wouldn't have if I knew you were going to get me the sewing kit. I mean, I feel like you kind of have been begging for it for Christmas. I've been just waiting until Christmas for your special gift.

And you just went out and got new ones yourself? Maybe I'll just sew them up. The thing is, when you get new Converse, they come and they're just so white. They're overwhelmingly white. So it's like, what am I to do? I'm going to have to scuff them up big time. I'm supposed to hang out with my buddies after this, but I don't want to bring...

I'm not going to be wearing those Converse out. What ones are they? The all- white pair? No, same ones that I have right now. Oh, but you need to scuff those up. I know, but it's like there's a time and a place. You got to bring them somewhere muddy and kind of just take them through the trenches like Korea.

Were the Korean War soldiers, is that why they were forgotten? Because they were just... That is. Because they all scuffed up their shoes. Dude, where did you get them? Did Santa bring them to you? Santa Claus brought them, yeah. Fuck, bro.

You know what I wish he brought? A new hairline. Come on, bro. Are you getting roasted? Dude, I was getting flamed. People were like, dude, no way this kid is 20. That hairline is running. On what platform were they saying this?

What gives them the gall? Everything, dude. I went downstairs this morning and I asked my mom if I have a receding hairline. And she was like, well, it's definitely a little bit back but i don't think you're gonna lose your hair and she just kept on going i don't think you're gonna go bald like in the least convincing way what uh i was like i wouldn't have shaved my head and if i knew i was going to be going bald at 20 years old i mean this is ridiculous look how far back it goes bro be kind to yourself bro why are you being so nasty to yourself it's a holidays how about a little fucking holiday cheer for

yourself bro because i always thought i had a receding hairline but then like when i shaved it i was like oh no one like no one's gonna pay attention to a hairline but then it started growing in like like dude if you look at if you look at last week compared to this week it's like already grown like half an inch yeah it's almost like a quarter of an inch no not a quarter of an inch it has grown it's coming in but but it's like that's just time moving forward that's just gonna happen but no one's no one's coming at you like that is it like really that overwhelming or just a couple that feel loud to you? Couple that feel loud. Lately, I feel the haters are eating away at my confidence.

They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments. I just wrote that. Write that down. That's fucking fire, bro. That's a bar. That is a fucking bar. You got to do something to boost your,

you got to go and do something to boost your you gotta go and do something to boost your uh your your confidence levels and maybe your t levels maybe do some like squats or something like that body squats or do like a ropes course or like some kind of uh free wall or something like that where you can like fall and like take a risk like break a law break a small law yeah that would be cool did uh, have you ever seen The Alpinist? Speaking of free-falling. I have seen The Alpinist. No, they pronounce it The Alpinist.

It's like Alpine skiing. They don't say Alpin skiing. You can, dude, I just watched the movie yesterday. They all say Alpinist. Yeah, but those are pretentious. They don't fucking know, bro. They're pretentious-ass climbers. Dude, my favorite part of that movie is when he's like... So I watched it yesterday morning with my dad,

and we were watching it, and we were like, you've got to be complex. Something has to be wrong with you to want to do this kind of stuff. You're obviously not normal. And then five seconds later, he's like, he's like, yeah, I mean, where where where did he live like squeamish or something

what was it called squamish squamish he was like yeah i mean the party scene in squamish is pretty crazy like you know i'd go with my friends they'd all take a tab of acid and like i was just the kind of guy like i would want to take six tabs of acid and just forget who i am for 20 hours it's like oh that explains a lot he only has to push everything to the edge but then he made it seem like he was so calm like he was dangling from a piece of like melting ice and just like a little smile on his face his heartbeat at like 40 beats per minute like he was it was insane but the thing that pissed me off about that movie is before i watched it everybody was like oh my god you're never gonna believe this ending you you'll never see the end dude i didn't think he was gonna die bro you're now you're now you're

fucking ruining it bro it's a documentary you can spoil a documentary i don't think dude there's been like five episodes recently where people people are like did you ruin like a video game or some shit like the fucking plot of a video game me i think yes when when soap dies in modern warfare 3 you can't even play that game anymore dude people have been people have been messaging me being like fuck sass people are pissed off for every kind of spoiler so soap dies in a game that came out when i was in sixth grade well i'm telling the people that they will not believe what happens in the alpinist and i don't think that they should be jumping to any conclusion

because he there's a good chance that he doesn't die for most of the movie he doesn't die but as far as like a documentary you would not have expected him to die in that like it's like and also it was just such a bummer the way he died yeah no camera crews you mean no just like he died on it he died in an avalanche on like a hike that like wasn't even challenging for him or what they don't call it a hike they call it a solo is that what you think? I'm thinking about getting into that once the Spotify deal hits. You just you're going to need a different hobby once the Spotify deal hits.

Because we're only going to be working like an hour a week. And you're just we're going to brutal six hours currently. Dude, the more I think about your contract negotiation, the more you should have let me in there, bro. I would have been able to spin your six hours into fucking, like, 85 hours, dude. You got no spin. I like how people think that, like,

because we, like, have jobs at Barstool means that, like, it should be, like, working, like, a nine to five. Like, the whole reason that people do jobs like this is so that they don't have to do a nine to five they want us punching the clock they want to like what would i be doing nine to five just blogging away but i think that's what they used to do is just blog blog all day yeah i guess i mean i suck at blogging so it's like can't do that they don't know that all the time that you're just fucking sitting there

crafting up sweet ass tweets that you're fucking that's you're working you're also i do work bro i write jokes all day every day you're fucking how it is comedy writing when you do shit like that bro that's fucking writing easy jokes today shut up bro i'm ready for that bro do you hit up any mics while you were at home? No, I'm still home, though. Well, why don't you hit up a fucking mic, bro? Some local Boston shit. In Boston?

Bro, and the culture out here is brutal. So PC. So PC. Oh, fuck, bro. None of my jokes would fly down here. I fucking hate that shit, bro. I can't fucking enjoy any PC shit I can't believe in Boston, Boston's the home of fucking of Rogan and fucking Portnoy

bro, all the fucking I'm joking but I'm like a 40, like I got an offer to do, to open for some dude at Laugh Boston while I was home but it's like, it was like New Year's Eve and like all these days and also it's like

it was like I would be getting paid $50 a night, but it would probably cost me more than $50 just to get out there because it's like a 45-minute drive. Dude, you are going to need to learn rock climbing because you don't fucking spend your money on anything. You don't have any like... I don't really think you have any vices like that where you buy clothes.

You just barely spend your money on rent. It'll be interesting when you get a little money what you wind up spending it on. It'll probably be some dumbass technology shit, though. Yeah, probably. A fucking Oculus. I saw that video you sent me of you getting the Oculus and you were just fucking screaming. You were so fucking excited. Yes! Yes! Yes! sent me of you getting the oculus and you were just fucking screaming you were so fucking excited yes yes yes your whole fucking family was filming you dude i don't think i've ever had that reaction from a christmas present except maybe when i got my playstation 4 which i was probably too old to

be having a reaction like that you like ran it around the house or what what was that what was the reaction just running around the house screaming crying jumping into my parents arms and i was a senior in high school oh but they just carried you off yeah that's love i didn't i didn't i don't think i've ever had a reaction like that i knew there was a while for a long period of time where i really wanted a rubber band gun you know what that is i feel like rubber oh yeah i know you're talking about yeah my day we just wrap it around the finger and fucking shoot that thing man yeah they make like cool wooden ones and it like has like a little dial and you like put it on each divot and then uh i never would get it and i would ask every year and i would never get it because my parents were like guns are not toys guns are high-powered firearms that are to be used in an insurrection against the government on this coming january 6th dude should

we run it back on january 6th bro you think if they ran it back more people would show up or less people i think a lot of way more right i would go yeah that's what i mean just to see what the vibe is it's like lollapalooza people they would have like yeah they would have like kyle rittenhouse walking out like he did at like gillette stadium or wherever where was kyle rittenhouse in that video where he's walking out to like a stadium of people? Yeah, it was definitely at like some kind of convention center or something like that, but it looked fucking lit.

They had his fucking theme music. Do you see the video backstage of them being like, all right, Kyle, like five? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kyle, you're on in five. I just don't understand. What is he doing when he goes to those places?

Because like he's not, he's famous for murdering two people. He's not famous because he has really good political beliefs or he's a super smart person. What does he do when he goes out there? He just does a little dance for them or waves to the audience? He limps out like Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory. And he fucking just spins into a somersault and starts breakdancing for the people. He just fucking gets loose and does a coffee grinder.

Dude, his walk, he walks like those videos that make fun of how principals walk. You know what I'm talking about? Where it's just all in their ass. He is ass heavy. I think he's really short too. Are you finally thinking about getting in that fucking ring, bro, or what? Fucking talking shit.

You're not ready to fucking you're not ready to throw down. I wonder how tall he is. Rittenhouse would face wash you with snow like in a fucking Christmas story, bro. He's 5'8", which according to me is teeny tiny.

But the legs feed the horse, though horse though bro he's got fucking a nice base that's where all the power is going to come from from his punches dude yeah probably he definitely hits for power and not for average dude but i think that if people if they ran it back there i think that there were a bunch of people on january 6th that just didn't hear about it that they just had no idea that it was going on. Like, they were 100%. I mean, how do you hear about something like that? Like, on Reddit? I think you've got to be on some kind of, like,

OAN chat board or some shit like that. Yeah, some sort of text chain. And so imagine all the people who... Like, DatChat, perhaps? Who feel that way. We're organizing something big over on DatChat for the fucking people. January 6th, it's gonna go

down. Again. Again. Even harder this time. You know what I watched? I watched Don't Look Up yesterday. Have you seen it? No, what's that? It's that new Leonardo DiCaprio movie. Basically, it's just like a satire of

the pandemic. Yeah, I saw that in theaters. Yeah, did did you like it owen i thought it was good what is it's uh what do you mean it's a satire of the pandemic i didn't realize that dicaprio was still fucking making movies with his fucking hypocritical lib ass dude i just got a thing that popped up that said running out of time we've removed the 40 minute time limit on your group meeting oh a gift from zoom wow thanks zoom they must have knew they must have known we were cooking up some heat right now you think that they're watching yeah they didn't want to cut us off just yet not when we're just getting warmed up over at zoom headquarters they're fucking watching in like alfred and Batman. They just have a screen of all the Zooms that are happening simultaneously.

Dude, they can literally do that. Should I start talking like this? What do you mean? I have my camera here. The Nate angle? Just to block out my hairline? Yeah, the Nate angle. People want to see it.

They fucking love it You act like the ladies Haven't been loving new badass sass They love it Please They just want to Give you a little love It feels real good right now

Because I just showered so it's all nice and soft Dude Why did the episode last week do so good? I know what you mean, but that sounds so cocky. No, but it doesn't make sense. It did the numbers as if we had a guest on. It's the Portnoy bump, bro. That or the fucking shaved head. Do you think that's what it is is that what you're getting at

i don't know i don't i wouldn't watch an entire podcast just to see someone with a shaved head so maybe it was dave being like these guys don't deserve it and our fans were like what the fuck did you say bro well maybe they should like all start listening like that every every week you don't grow like that we got double the amount of views that we usually get maybe we're going hyperbolic bro true four times next time i sent a screenshot of our analytics to the spotify headquarters and i like, so this was two weeks ago and then this is this week. You'll notice a drastic difference there.

Here's us overlaid with Call Her Daddy, Marc Maron, and Heartless. Does that make sense to you now? I sent it over to Pat McAfee and I was like, how does this look, big bro? Is this the type of numbies you were doing when you decided to fucking break off from the mothership?

When you decided to take one of the fighter pods out into the fucking galaxy and leave the fucking Death Star behind? He betrayed us. Let's fucking break off a fighter pod, take it out to fucking Tatooine, fucking move in with some goddamn Ewoks and fucking Chewbacca's.

And let's just have a fucking beautiful life on a leafy planet like that, bro. I feel that. I feel that. Why not, bro? Why not us? We'll fucking drive around to Aston Martin like fucking Daniel Craig, bro. It'll be incredible. Who's Daniel Craig?

Are you really taking a sub at James Bond like that? I'm struggling to get comfortable in here. I feel like I can't stop. I'm going to have to stand up. Why? I don't know. I'm just struggling. Your room.

Why are you in your room? Bro, cut the cameras. Cut the cameras. I'm done. I'm having a panic attack. You are here right now you are here i'm sweating too it's so hot in this house is it because your parents are listening through the walls yeah they definitely are they love doing that like i'll just like hear like they'll all they'll be

like i'll be like on the phone or something and they'll be stand like i can like they're not moving but i can just hear them standing right outside my room like you'll hear just like randomly just a couple a couple like creaks in the floor and i get so it dude it annoys me more than if they were just standing outside of my room talking because i'm like i know they're listening are you saying saying anything or are they just at your door? Remember in Wedding Crashers when Rachel McAdams goes up to Owen Wilson's door, she just has her finger on the door and she's standing there. Maybe they're just waiting to have- It's like that.

Is it a conversation they want to have with you? I don't know, dude. It's like, imagine just knowing someone's there but like you can't like like i'll show you what i mean imagine if i'm just right here and then you just hear like you just hear ruffling around that would be that would be unsettling. Exactly. Are your parents ghosts, bro? Dude, is your dad, bear with me, is your dad by any chance wearing a top hat? Because if so, your dad might be long- Dude, I talked about that yesterday with my cousins.

What'd they say? Did they remember it? There's a crazy wind going on right now. Was someone beeping outside? What? Was someone just beeping outside? No. I think I heard someone beeping when you stood up.

I don't know. Do you live in a heavily trafficked area? I don't imagine you living in a heavily trafficked area. No. We're the only house within like six miles. You are? Mm-hmm. Are you serious?

Yeah. Well, that's why there's ghosts. I'm playing, bro. I'm playing. What did your cousin say? I told him that the hat man exists and it's not just something that we made up and that a bunch of people have seen it

and she was freaking out. Wait, so your cousin saw it too? Yes, she has seen it as well in the same house what the robe i just got hungry for mcdonald's i don't know why my man came down with the um dude i don't like the zoom why miss being in the studio with you i guess i know bro what are we gonna do next week i gotta go down to arizona i have to do all this bullshit in arizona like

what are we gonna do you're not gonna be here next week either on january 2nd we're gonna have to find a way to get in the same spot. And I don't care how we do it. Bruh. January 2nd. Are we even getting a Christmas break? Are we getting any kind of break? I'm not going to be. I'm not coming back until January 3rd.

You don't get a break because they're making you go to the Arizona Bowl. I wanted to go to the Arizona Bowl and they told me I couldn't. Wait, you're the only person that's not going. No, there's plenty of people that aren't going. There's 280 people going. No, there isn't. It's a 300 person company and there's 280 people going.

Owen's not going. Jake's not going. Tyler's not going. Well, that's fucking four of the 20 right there. I do think KB and Nick are going though, right? Because they're doing the, uh, doesn't bro.

Just come out, dude. I'm not going to come out cause I'm going to have to like buy my own plane ticket. And you know, I don't got money like that, bro. I know you got money like that.

You're on a fucking private compound right now. You know what I would do if I, uh, if I made more money, get your pilot's license? No. I would start spending Christmas in Disney World. Damn, bro.

That is a very... It's like a Midwest parent move. You literally couldn't pay me to go to Disney World, let alone for Christmas. Yeah, I wonder how that wound up happening. I don't know. I felt bad for the man. I called him up. You think he just feels like he doesn't have somewhere to go?

What did he say? No, I doubt it. I'm sure there was something more that we don't know about it, but just felt like getting a shot out there, a healthy one. Fucking cheap shot. You got to check your boys sometimes, you know? Fair play, bro. Keep your boys in line.

That's how you fucking move on in life is by fucking ball busting with the fucking fellas, bro. Exactly. That's why we have you on the fucking pod, so we can ball bust with you a little bit, turn you into a fucking man, which brings me to your third Christmas present, bro. Are you ready for it?

Complete guide to aircrafts of the world, bro. Wow. That's awesome. The complete guide to aircrafts of the world. I'm talking about the B-52 from the Gulf War, the Delta II fucking helicopters and vertiplanes, the Mi-24 Hind. Beautiful aircraft.

That's a beautiful craft. Look at the fucking Mirage III, bro. Wow. Wow. I know you've been going fucking gaga over these fucking planes did you post it publicly that you've been uh that you were uh making model planes no so i got two model planes and one of them is one of them was just a quick like snap snap together plane the one that i sent you was just a quick snap together like it came with the base, the whole body of the plane.

Then you just put the wings and the engines. That was basically it. Then the stand. There's a stand for it. Then the other one that I got is an old World War II military plane. That one, you got to glue all the pieces together and paint it and put decals on it and stuff. Your parents listen to the pop? No, my sister does and she's the one that

got it for me really she was like you she knows that you're into that you're a playing guy now yeah yeah that's love i know it was i was pumped it was probably my best present is that what you were running around screaming about it wasn't an oculus it was a delta 2 fighter jet there was the airbus 380 that's the exact model i got france air oh it actually is that's the one you've been talking about the airbus 380 i know you've been fucking gas on the airbus 380 because it's the biggest passenger plane it sits like 900 people are you you fucking shitting me, bro? Isn't that crazy?

Like, I can't, I wish I could understand how a plane could carry 900 people into the air. It doesn't make any sense, dude. It's two floors. It's two floors and it sits 10 people across. Is it two floors the whole way back? I think, no, I think it's smaller on the top floor. I think the top floor is more like first class. Dude, imagine what happens to a bird when they get sucked in that.

Oh. Dust. Obliterated. Dust. They have to test engines for being able to withstand birds. So it's somebody's job to throw in. No way. Why wouldn't they just use like a shoe or something?

Because a shoe is not the same consistency as a bird. Dude, they could definitely find something or make something that would be the same Consistency as a bird How Get a stuffed bird I don't know But it's not gonna be It's not gonna like what if the stuffed bird works But real birds would have not worked Okay but dude a frozen bird's gonna be

Harder to break through than a regular bird They'd probably thaw it out bro they'd probably microwave It for a little bit Oh that is sick It's real though They probably thaw it out, bro. They probably microwave it for a little bit. Oh, that is sick. It's real, though. Bro, suddenly I just became anti-plane and pro-bird. They're just feeding birds into the engine like a jug machine that receivers blow the balls out of.

Yes. Dude, that's what happened with Sully. They got hit by birds. Yeah, and that's probably why they test like that now. Probably. Actually, I read a story about someone else's plane going down because of birds but also i think it's because like some plane like it's it's any plane like most plane crashes that happen now are like small like single person planes or like smaller planes like when you take the jet to arizona like there's usually like a 50

chance that's going to go down. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. You fucking kidding me, bro? And that's a fact. Bro, don't fucking put that juju out into the air, bro, because they're going to clip this and the blood's going to be on your hands. This is a third degree manslaughter. Good.

This is fucking an involuntary manslaughter if you even say some bullshit like that. Dude, you know what I just thought of? Who would you even riff with? Bro, I can riff all day. I just need someone to bounce off of. Who would you bounce off? Wait, hold on. I just thought of something that I saw the other day.

Dude, have you seen Bestie Ryan's TikTok tiktoks about working with barstool yeah yeah he said it was like the worst mistake of his life yeah he doesn't like he doesn't like it i feel i feel terrible about it honestly i get it i mean but he also says in every single one of them he's like this has nothing to do with roan roan is an angel and sass he's like sass yeah I saw that but then on the one he just posted he didn't put sass in it um yeah dude I feel I feel not even like I'm barely in the video but still just meeting you hanging out with you like I mean they were they were great dudes I've I don't know I don't know I feel bad that he got bad feedback from it, but that's also like,

I guess kind of part of it comes with the territory. Story of our fucking lives getting bad feedback out in this bitch. Yeah, it's true. But yeah, I don't know. Maybe he gets numbies by talking shit on Barstool too. He definitely does. But I just don't get like why people didn't like, I mean, I have a feeling why people, like, I know why people didn't like it, but, like, the video was awesome.

It was hilarious. Yeah, it was good and fun. And, like, it was, like, sick. Like, we were just following them around, and they're, like, getting bombarded by fans. Like, they were, like, A-list celebrities. Yeah, that was awesome. And they were, like,list celebrities yeah that was awesome and they were like on campus even more so than like if like the quarterback of the football team walked around oh 100 dude

but it has been an incredible fall as far as you becoming a philly fan and like being respected as one i'm like the biggest penn state fan i know and i feel like you're part of the community now oh big time I'm like they look they look for me they look to me in times of need and I think that with a lot of people it's like how did this happen when did it start when did you start becoming a fan is a question they get asked and uh like you'll have that story but I also think over the next couple years you'll have offers to join other fandoms and uh i'm scared that you're gonna take them up on those i can't see myself going anywhere else besides philly where else where else did did you go to have you been to any other games or anything recently no just the eagles and penn state buffalo you went to buffalo little... Yeah, but I didn't go to a game.

Okay, you didn't go into the game. I'm trying to think if you... What other... If there's been any other threats to your fandom. I guess just be a Penn State fan for life, bro. I think I'm going to go to the Birds-Dallas game on January 9th if you want to come. I'll probably have to go. Yeah, bro, you have to go. We're going to go to the birds Dallas game on, uh, on January 9th. If you want to come, I'll probably have to go.

Yeah, bro. You have to go. We're going to have to figure out how the fuck we're going to record next week, bro. Cause I'm not doing this fucking zoom shit again, bro.

I'm not doing that. I could fly to Arizona. What's up, bro. I could fly to Arizona on Monday morning of next week yeah i'm i think i'm taking the red eye back from arizona back to philly so i can try and have a new year's day like i'm gonna be in the air over new year's because fuck new year's bro it's a fucking amateur holiday bro i'm confused didn't you just say that you were going to fly, you were going to take the red-eye so that you could have a New Year's?

New Year's Day. You couldn't. Not New Year's Eve. What's good about New Year's Day compared to New Year's Eve? Bro, the Mummers Parade. Because it's on Saturday. The Mummers Parade in Philly, bro? I've never heard of that.

What, bro? You're going to have to come down for the Mummers, bro. They're fucking famous. I'm going to go up to New Hampshire. For what? Get my shred on. Oh, yeah? You're going to do some workouts

up there? Get some plyometric workouts and get fucking ripped? Yeah, I'm going to... No, I'm going to ski, bro. Get your mind out of the gym for once. I beg of you. I fucking can't, bro. That boy dad sweatshirt's got you looking swole

they do it to everyone i'm actually a fat piece of shit but ever since i put on this boy dad shit i'm fucking svelte dude the winter's the best because you can just get as fat like you can get like there's a certain range of fat that you can hit without anyone noticing and the buzz dude my face looks slim and it's not. Seriously, dude, it looks like I lost 10 pounds in the face when I got my haircut. You do look slim. It's crazy. It's awesome.

I actually would not be. I mean, I'm going to have to get some hair plugs over here. But I think I could see myself keeping the buzz. And just being a buzz. I'm making chemo jokes about me. Yeah. You notice how I didn't make any, you notice how i avoided it look bro i can take a chemo joke once or twice but when you cross the line is when you go to three well what's been the most meanest joke that people have made about your uh your hair and what's been the most often comparison they've had for you

people keep comparing me to the dude from uh what is that movie unbreakable glass what's the what's the middle one broken glass no it's like the dude oh um steven glass no it's like the dude who has multiple personalities split split people keep on comparing's like the dude who has multiple personalities. Split. Split. People keep on comparing me to the dude in Split.

That's love. That guy's handsome. But they keep on doing the one where he's a girl. Yeah, that's tough, dude. Dude, that's how I know I'm ugly. That hurts my feelings. I know I'm ugly because whenever I get compared to somebody they're always insulted whenever someone's like you look like this person they're like what the fuck dude fuck you bro like fuck that yeah i don't really mind comparisons about like we talked about this

when shane was on the podcast i don't really mind like what people say about my looks at all if it was someone who i know maybe that would be like a little like someone i know was like oh your hair looks ugly i'd be like well that's not that nice but like if some stranger on the internet says i don't really care at all i more care when they're like i hate you and you're not funny because that's that something that crushes me. That's what takes my heart and rips it out. You do have control of that. You know, you can work on that every day. And have you been working on it? How have you been working on your sense of humor, bro?

Bro, I've been grinding like you've never even experienced. You should see my room. That's why I couldn't do it in my room because the walls right now are just equations and punchlines everywhere. Just the amount of seconds that you have to wait before you drop a punchline on your hottest fucking joke. Cross-referencing that with every time you've done it before a crowd in New York, filming

every single fucking one. Dude, I'm kind of missing the scene right now. You just need to get on the fucking stage bro something about that spotlight makes you feel alive man something about being on stage bro i just miss it so thinking about going to like the local bar and just doing a couple just doing a quick 10 just a tight 10 i'm kind of like a hometown hero around here you just go into this the supermarket and grab the pa system start telling jokes hey folks dude i went in uh i went into like the like the local pizza place the other day and the dude just gave me a free pizza

he was like take this home how's your mother and i was like i'm afraid she's on her way out and he was like we all are act accordingly I don't know where that went that just went all different directions is that the town it started out as like I was just gonna try and make a joke but then I flipped it into a scene from the departed bro that's what a you're a fucking writer bro you're a creative

I know they don't know how fucking creative you get bro bro my brain scares me sometimes because of how smart i am how fast it can fucking work i've actually been uh doing some brand games recently i've been playing the new york times uh the mini the mini yeah i played i played the mini for two hours last night until I literally fell asleep on my phone. It's fun. What is it? There's a spelling bee one where it's just one of those games where it's like one center letter

and then a bunch of letters around it and you got to make as many words as you can. And then there's a mini, which is just a mini crossword. It's like one square. It probably takes you about five minutes. It's like one square. It would probably take you about five minutes. It takes me about two. Is five minutes good?

What's up? If five minutes is good, I'll fucking take it, brother. No, no, no. The less time you do, the better. You should be getting under 60 seconds on that, Sass. No way. Yes. I've gone under 60 seconds once.

Okay, that's what I do when I do them. Oh, and you do them all the time with Nick, right? Yeah. Do you guys really do that? Yeah, it's fun. I didn't know you guys did that. I didn't know you boys rolled like that. Might have just gotten a little more respect for the Anis boys.

You guys looking for a fourth host? Don't do me like that, bro. We could talk puzzles. That doesn't surprise me at all. Nick's a puzzle guy. And so is KB. KB with his maps. His map games.

You have a comedy show on the 8th. Do I now? Owen's my manager. He kind of just puts these things together for me. And guess who's doing a quick 10? Who? You. Shut the fuck up.

Bro, we already got you booked, and you can't back out. You can't back out. You do a tight 18 or a loose 25? Dude, the thing about me is i do the same act either way bro i could do my act in five minutes or i could make it last a whole fucking hour bro that's just when i was uh when i was like first like talking about how i wanted to do stand-up noel miller was telling me that like he wanted me to like when he comes to New York, that I could open for him. And he was like, yeah. So, unfortunately

at Caroline's, you need a 30-minute opener, whether it's two people, three people doing 10 minutes, or just one person doing 30 minutes. And he was like, so you're going to have to do 30 minutes. And I had, this is like, at this point, I'd only done two open

mics ever. And I was like, he was like, how much do you have right now? And I was like this is like I've at this point I'd only done like two open mics ever and I was like he was like how much do you have right now and I was like probably like 10 minutes and he was like all right cool he's like just get to like 15 and then you can just like bullshit the rest I was like dude I'm not I'm gonna bullshit 15 minutes in front of 300 people like what would I talk about? I think that you. I think you'd work it out. I think that you just have to fucking flounder up there a little bit.

And fucking. You just have to. To riff. Just do a little. Just use your brain bro. That's why you do the crosswords. To have some more words. Pick a word out. Fucking have.

Establishmentarianism or something. And just riff on it. Dude. Like. Just like going off the top for 15 minutes would be a legitimate nightmare. I feel like you did that at the show that I went to.

Owen, did he not? No, dude. That was like one minute and it probably felt like 15 because of how bad it was. That was a nightmare. I was actually thinking about that when I was in the shower today. At just like how it started out so well and then by the end i was just like looking around trying to find the light and i just couldn't find it damn that's a i feel like that's a terrifying experience that's a genuinely scary

or i just feel like being composed on stage has to be one of the harder things about stand-up. That's why I bet it's tough to do stand-up, like, unless you kind of, like, you have to have, like, a sense of who you are, because if you start feeling, and you're, like, fucking embarrassing yourself on stage, then you're just going to be like, oh, fuck, I'm fucking up.

Like, I'm a fuck-up. I'm an idiot. Like, you have to, like, just, like, not even realize that you're fucking up if you actually fuck up, if you're trying to get out of it. Yeah. Composure. You've gotten a lot better physically.

Yeah, definitely. I barely even moved last time. I haven't done it in two weeks because I was sick because I had COVID and then I came straight home. What was the last one you did? The one I saw? The one when you were there.

Oh, buddy. What'd you do? But I should have a bunch of stuff coming up in January. Like a ton. Dude, this is about to be your fucking year, bro. How about some more vids, bro? I like that vid you did the other day as well. No, I deleted it.

Well, I retweeted it. Why'd you delete it? Because it wasn't doing the numbies you wanted. No, I deleted it. Well, I retweeted it. Why'd you delete it? Because it wasn't doing the numbies you wanted? No, it was doing the numbies I wanted. It was just I was getting flamed, and then people started comparing it to some other dude's video that apparently he did a similar idea, and I was like, I don't care enough to do this on Christmas.

On Christmas, nonetheless. It's fucked, bro. How do you have so much hate in your heart on Christmas Day? Probably because their fucking family left them bro they're probably alone some dude replied and was like the hate in your heart to make a video making fun of your parents presents bro it wasn't making fun of the present i was wondering about that that's probably when they were coming to your door and listening in when you were like making fun of the gift they just gave you.

No, they know I loved the gift. I didn't even ask for an Xbox, dude. I don't do the childish games. I have a PlayStation. Actually, I'm not even going to read it because then it's just going to bring more attention. No, say it. Some dude left some comment that was crazy. Like someone doesn't even follow me.

I'm assuming he was from because the barstool main page posted it so i'm assuming that he came from that he was like he was like not funny at all i genuinely hope you had a bad christmas you suck delete your account i was like wow and i just woke up this morning and read that i was like like, alright, video's coming down. Wait, so he actually made you take the video down? No, that was actually last night. I deleted the video last night. You got bullied out of having the video?

It's pretty easy for me to get bullied into taking something down. Just kidding, it's not. I don't delete videos that often at all. I've actually, that was the second time I've ever deleted a video. That's not true. Yeah, it is. Or I guess you delete tweets.

Yeah, I don't delete videos. But it was also like it ran its course. Like it wasn't really going anywhere else. And I didn't really feel like getting comments that were annoying. But if the main fucking account posts you, you don't delete it. All right, man. It's a fucking slap in the face to the people that blog for 16 hours a fucking day. See, bro, that's why people say I'm not a company man.

Yeah, because you delete shit that got posted on the main. It's fucking selfish, bro. But it got posted on the Instagram, so it's still there if you want to go watch it and just leave a nasty comment. Will people be mean? What kind of numbies did it do? You hit a mil? Got like 70,000 likes. You think Dave is just on Splash Mountain right now?

Fucking whooping it up? Probably, yeah. He's on the... rock and roller coaster what is the hotel one the elevator tower of terror the tower of terror pissing himself yeah he's definitely secretly afraid of heights and why wouldn't you be heights are one of the scariest things i'm terrified of heights but same dude not enough to stop me from going on the Tower of Terror. Have you ever been to, like, the glass floor observation decks, like the one in Chicago? No.

Oh, no. You know what? I think I went... No. Wait, did I? No. I'm trying to think if I've ever been... I thought...

I don't know why I thought I went on the eye in London but I never have that must have been like a dream or something you've never even been to Europe bro were you about to just you about to lie about that like the dude who lied about September 11th from the league Steve Radnazzo

yeah I used to always go to London and be on the eye no but I went to London and I think I saw the eye but I never went on it I would never dude you know what takes over an hour what is it those big pods

and you're on it for over an hour fucking love them big pods I think it might be like a little less but it's somewhere around there and what does it have a glass floor or something I don't know if it has a glass floor, but it's somewhere around there. And what does it have, a glass floor or something? I don't know if it has a glass floor. I know it's glass all around, though.

It's like a dome. Dude, Ferris wheels are scary. Ferris wheels suck because they're, dude, those things are, like, you can't convince me that those things are not dangerous. Because there's no way that, like, the carnies are, like, making sure those things are up to standards. And I feel like people think carnies are lovable, but they're just like monsters. Worst guys I've ever met, carnies. They're employed

drug addicts who operate heavy machinery. It's like the one thing you're not supposed to do on drugs. Yeah, and definitely small-handed serial killers. Bro, why do you keep on hitting this fucking chris brown move i'm just adjusting this is why i can't be looking at myself the whole time because i'm just trying to make sure i'm fly what are you adjusting where do you what are you adjusting the

neck of my shirt because it's like got a big u and i'm not trying to be rocking like lower chest you know what i'm talking about bro you hate you hate a deep you I do hate a deep you but that ain't a deep you that's hugging your neck nice want to know why because I'm doing this don't bro don't question my movements all the you is in the back of your shirt yeah well I'm on camera. It's all hanging behind you. Of course. Your whole spine's exposed. Dude, if we don't get to Europe as a show in 2021, 2022, if we don't get fucking there, bro, you see that map, bro? I see.

I see it, bro. I see it. If we don't get to Europe, bro, we failed. Yeah, I don't know. England? I don't know if we would have enough fans to do a show in Europe. Yeah, I don't know. England? I don't know if we would have enough fans to do a show in Europe. England, bro.

No language barrier. I think on Spotify, when Spotify Wrapped came out, it said we were in 150 countries, but that could also mean one person from Canada listens to our podcast. But that's fine. Also, do you get a bunch of DMs from people being like, why can't we buy Son of a Boy Dad merch on the Canada store? So maybe we should go to Canada first. Yeah, I get a lot of DMs about that. And we also need to talk to someone about putting our merch on the Canada store

because it seems like we might have a heavy Canadian fan base. Yes, dude. Have you ever been to Canada? I haven't. Let's go to Toronto. Dude, we should make Son of a Boy Dad shirts that just say Son of a Boy Dad A. Or Son of a Boy Dad Canada.

Like how they have barstool golf. Like Son of a Boy Dad America. Yeah, I mean, I liked the A a little more, but we'll workshop it. Kind of like what part of my take did then did they do that? what I've never heard of part of my take what is that? just a fucking podcast that pays

your fucking salary you fucking worm don't say that yes bro it is what the fuck it is, bro. You know this camera's worth fucking $60,000? Yeah, this camera literally... Dude, when I set it up,

I put pillows all around where it was set up because I was like, if this thing falls, I'm literally getting fired. If I pay Sass... Do you think I would lose my job? Oh, yeah, for sure. 100 it it makes more than you it literally does it definitely does well i mean especially because son of a boy dad we're constantly losing money for the company we're a sieve they just let us like right now us

recording from our homes from our homes on zoom is legitimately losing money for Barstool. They let us do it as like a little charity write-off. They just want the kids to be able to tell their little jokes so they don't make too much noise over on the side. Yeah, so we don't get in front of the A-team. We're fucking bleeding money. The office probably isn't even closed this week. They're probably in there having an office party while they send us off to fucking Siberia

so we can record in the pool. The Christmas party's happening right now. And Dave just got Erica with him. So then I told him to take his raise and shove it up his ass. And like a whole entire group of people are circled around just crying, laughing. Frank the Tank's in the center.

Howling. And then I told him. I wonder if Frank had a good Christmas. Haven't gotten to check in with him in a minute. He definitely fucking did. He retweeted a fucking, dude, I hope he keeps his apartment tidy that's one thing i really that thing is spick and span right now is it oh yeah i saw his countertop looked a little bit cluttered

i mean i don't know if he was just cooking or if it actually was cluttered but i i saw it was a little bit cluttered i was worried about him dude the first week i worked at barstool i went to frank the tank's uh old apartment and that was before he was even full time i forgot that that was the first week yeah and i was like wow what is going on here it was a messy place but it was nice it was um yeah there's uh if you stay on the path you you should be good through through the apartment but there was incredible memorabilia. He had a soda corner. Did he show you a soda corner? Oh, yeah.

I'm assuming he probably brought the soda corner with him. I feel like he might have thrown away a lot of stuff, though, because it's like his new apartment looks just so clean. Maybe he put it in this storage. I hope somebody helped him. Bro, Abe came to help him. His god cousin. Should we get some Barstool people to be guests on Son of a Boy Dad next year?

Nah. Yeah, I mean, I think we should do another episode with KB and Nick. I think fights would be good. Yeah, fights would be good. I think Fights would be good. Yeah, Fights would be good. His Christmas livestream was hilarious. Yeah, that was sick. I can't believe he went for 24 hours.

Did he sleep? I think at one point I logged on and it was just like a DVD screen bouncing around. So he must have been asleep during that. That's hilarious. I wonder if he sold like a bunch of merch is that what he was doing it for i thought he was just doing it for the love of the game kind of no i think he was doing it to push his uh sad sad boy season merch damn bro nothing plays

like being sad it is awesome merch his merch is incredible probably some of the best merch at the company but dude i just i think one of my biggest drawbacks in life is not being more sad. I think it would play like fucking crazy. I can't relate, bro. You don't want to know what's going on up here. Demons. Screaming and hollering. Body dysmorphia and caffeine addiction.

That's how you've been so jacked. What percentage of people do you think are just sad for clout, though? A lot. What percent? Like TikTok age people, like 60%. Eh, no no because there's no emotions on tiktok like people don't actually like do anything people fucking hate happiness dude imagine if uh pharrell came out with i'm happy right now he'd be fucking dragged into the streets hard and feathered apart because i'm happy i mean like the D'Amelio's

have that whole or Dixie D'Amelio has that whole song. What is it? One day one day I was really really really

really sad. Like dude what are we doing with that? That is the worst lyric anyone's ever written did you watch the we talked about this i mean i know this is really old but did you ever end up watching the d'amelio documentary no i could i couldn't bring myself to it i couldn't dedicate an hour first like two episodes are good then it gets really boring i fucking bet dude dude. I mean, it's just like a cycle of like,

oh, Charlie is really busy right now. She has school and she has to do a shoot with Vogue tonight. And then like the next scene will be like Dixie, like dry heaving, covered in like tears, being like, they called me musty. It used to be, you had to be busy in high school so you could get into fucking college, get some extracurriculars in. Now it's like a case for you to be, for a pity party about you. I don't think anyone took the pity.

Like, I think people were like, grow up. Do you think that, I don't know if I've been paying less attention to them or has the world been paying less attention to them? The world, definitely. I don't know because it's hard to say because I'm off TikTok, but I think the world has been. I think like, dude, I said this, I wrote a blog about this right when I started at Barstool. It was the only like actual like blog that was well written that I did it probably wasn't even well written but it just made sense in my head for you it was well yeah i think that it's going to be the exact same thing that happened with vine where there was like million there was like and obviously vine was way smaller than tiktok but it's like there's like a couple thousand people who are like huge like like on like the trajectory to be like the next

justin bieber level of fame and then they all eventually hit a ceiling and then they just completely die out and like maybe like five to ten of them will like remain successful for the rest of their life like think about like like, like, so like obviously like Josh Richards, Bryce Hall, like those guys are super famous and they're doing stuff consistently. But like, dude, like Lil Huddy was like the talk of the town a year,

a year and a half ago. I haven't even heard anyone mention him in over a year. You got little Huddy stands incoming quickly right now. I thought you're about to take a shot at my boy fucking griffin johnson bro and then it would have been fucking on site bro griffin i think he's on his own journey i think it all comes down to the fact that they're not doing something that is sustainable like you're not like like dancing in front of tiktoks you're gonna have a fan base that's gonna age out of that and be like wow this is actually not

entertaining at all like you need to actually have a do something that's going to age out of that and be like, wow, this is actually not entertaining at all. You need to actually do something. Dude, and I guarantee that people are going to be writing articles, like some woke media outlet's going to be like, they had 115 million followers, then their platform abandoned them, and now they're picking up the pieces. There's guaranteed

going to be articles about how bad they have it because they got fast fast track to fame for being hot and young but i think you don't want you don't want a fast track to fame like that because then it's like people only want to see you do one thing like you have no chance to like explore creativity like create creative wise yeah creatively and i bet that at their hearts a lot of the people do want to explore creatively. Like people want to like make music or like act or like be funny, make little skits or whatever. Maybe like model.

Like I think there's like an outlet for everybody. But I don't know. I don't even know who like the next who's like next up. Who's been like the next hot ass name in TikTok? I have no idea. But like just to finish off the list I would say like obviously I mean Charli D'Amelio has probably already made enough money to survive

but I would say like Addison Rae seems to be the only one who's still like that level of like relevancy. Just because she's like in with the Kardashians and stuff now. She's acting now and everything. Yeah. I wonder how much of that like is a product of like everybody

just having been inside for a year oh 100 in the pandemic even dude even like even like sketches or like comedy people on on tiktok it's like you see people who like make like dude i there's people i've seen who like are really funny like funny, like, very funny dudes, but, like, they'll, like, make a video or, like, two or three videos and they'll, like, explode and they'll get, like, literally hit, like, a million followers off of, like, three videos. And then anytime they try and change what, like, their humor or something like that, it's, like, no way. Like, no shot.

Like, their fans hate it. It gets no interaction. Like, it's crazy i think you don't want that fast you don't want that fast fame bro or you don't it's true you're right bro well how did it because it affect i mean talk about how it affected you didn't the fast fame didn't i don't think i've i don't think i got fast fame no matter of fact but i do think that uh in like the long in the long term just being able to try as much different stuff as possible is like the best way to like or just to have a career just to be like oh i'm gonna try

this for a little bit or i'm gonna dip into this for a little bit and like uh no it's actually like really it's really interesting to think about because it's like we've been doing like you've been doing like rap battling and like been at barstool for what like five years now and you did rap battling for like 10 years before that yeah there was some overlap but yeah yeah so you have like die hard like you have like die hard fans fans who go and now you can go do rap battle and you can do a podcast with Dion. You can do this. You can do Neighborhood Eats and people. You'll have consistent same people who will go do that. I have people similar that will come and watch the podcast and watch me do the act and other stuff.

the yak and other stuff but it's like a lot of people like i mean it's the same reason that like certain people go from like tiktok to making a podcast and it just completely bombs because it's like they don't have actual fans they have people that want to see them do one thing so it's really like interesting to think about in my opinion it's yeah it's a it's the type of foundation that you can build and like layering it out and just trying different things. But it's also, everything's not going to be for everybody. Different people are going to like different shit. You can make up a fucking bang, bang, bang video

and some people are going to tell you to fucking kill yourself. Dude, this dude's not from fucking Philly. You're not fucking really from Philly, dude. Shut the fuck up. What makes you talk like that? Bro, speaking of that, why did you come after our boy Saquon?

Dude, Saquon was playing for the fucking Giants, bro. Yeah, but he's still a brother. He's still a lion at the end of the day. He's a lion for life, bro, but when you go to war, fucking, you have to put on those colors, then all the fucking, all bets are off, bro. It doesn't matter who you played for then. Is he from New York

or is he from Philly? He's from... Or is he from Philly? He's from... Or is he from anywhere else? I think he might be from New York. I feel like Owen would know this. I wish we could see Owen's face. Rotor. Rotor on the mic now.

Yo, Rotor. Where's Saquon from? I think maybe a Philly suburb. No, I thought it was like a philly suburb no i thought it was like a new york suburb jamie pull up saquon's place of birth jamie pull up this this video of saquon doing hungarian split squats yeah he's from the bronx hungarian split squats yeah he's from the bronx all right all right i can vibe with that bx bro the fucking x is up see i say kwan and me are quite similar how's that we're actually like polar opposites like i'm from philly moved to new york yeah and he's from new York moved to Philly so like it's it's just been right time or

right person wrong time this whole time for me and him and hey I know you guys laughed about that when you saw each other last time up at state but you'll laugh with him again about it someday I know that that's bro when we saw him that was like the funniest thing just like him running out and like going and taking a picture with a lion and then like just running right back to his car and everyone's like, yo, Saquon, yo, Saquon, can we grab you for a pic? Just didn't do anything. Yeah, he's a fucking running back.

He's like stiff arming people, spin moving out of pictures. That's one of the best reasons to be a running back, especially if you're famous. I pulled him aside and I was like, yoquon check your ego brother remember where the fuck you came from you planted roots here you piss it's you you're growing something now saquon now get out there i was like bro me and all these people behind me we would take a bullet for you man you got to remember that fucking recognize that man man. We made you. You wouldn't be nothing without us fans. We're working class people who come and fucking pay our hard-earned money

to sit in the fucking stands every week. You're just gonna fucking run past us and not wait in the fucking line and skip a picture? I used to fucking respect Saquon. Then he pulled that bullshit. Dude, remember when we were in Kennesaw State and we did the milk thing and that kid took the picture with you? And he tagged you and he was like, just met at Stool Presidente? Yeah, I remember that. Do you think he was like just met at stool presidente yeah i remember that do you think that was real no i think he was cracking a joke i think he was being very funny i think it was i

thought it was real and it killed me i've just been dude i've just been reminiscing on the past lately i know bro that's why we got to get out into the field and make some more memories, bro. I know. We got to take Owen, too. Yeah, I know. Owen came along to Minneapolis. I can't believe that's the last time since I saw my boys. The Mikes.

Bro, I just got to fuck those boys. I got a new mic chain, bro. Sand Mike? Yeah, for the mics. That's tight. That's tight. We gotta start selling those. Yeah, let's use this as a brainstorm session

for some sweet-ass new merch as well. We gotta figure out how we can profit off the mics and give them no money. I mean, they get to film videos. What do you mean? They get plenty of fucking money. I got both of them Christmas presents I got the one Mike I got him a quest bar

just for jokes he's gonna be fucking pissed what about Opie I actually didn't forget the third Mike I got your best man a gift as well really what did you get him pocket knife I actually didn't forget the third mic. I got your best man a gift as well. Real word? Pocket knife? That's actually a good gift.

That's going to be like his seventh one. I'm about to go link with him after this. We're about to go out in East Falls. I would love to bring you boys out to Billy Murphy's. Yeah, I'm going out too. Well, not really. I can't go out, but I'm going to my buddy's house. And we're just going tear it oh dude i i'm me and my friends are like planning on doing a bunch of uh hikes this year are you

talking about free soloing mountains yeah pretty much but we're gonna try and do a bunch of 14 milers 14ers in colorado montana oregon cali and uh i think i might get a piece bro i'm like legitimately considering getting my gun license i was just talking to my brother-in-law he was like he's like i got this rifle that I haven't even used since I moved in here. I was like, dude, that's probably a good thing you haven't used it. I was like, what kind of rifle is it? He's like, it's an AR-15 or something like that. I was like, yeah, dude. That's definitely a good thing.

I don't even want a gun in my house because I probably would end up killing myself. But I can't resist those urges. But I want one for hiking, because I don't want to get killed by a bear. That's not how I'm trying to go out. Oh, you just want... Dude, have you seen those videos where the guy shoots the bobcat?

No. Oh, my God. They just eat the bullet? No, the whole time he's filming himself, he's like, get back, get back, because he's filming himself to make sure they know it's like an ethical kill of the bobcat.

And it's like five minutes of him telling it to get back, and eventually it just launches at him, and he falls back and just fucking shoots the shit out of the bobcat. It's terrifying, but you have to have your sidearm. You have to have your side piece, brother. That's actually very surprising that he even managed to get a shot off because apparently those things, it's like you rarely have a chance against a

mountain lion or bobcat if it's going to attack you. I think he knew. I think it must have crept up on him so he had time to fucking... Yeah. I will take you guys shooting. I will take you guys shooting. That would be awesome. Would love to get my hands behind some firepower.

Fuck yes. Dude, we... you guys shooting you know what awesome now that we're talking about it would love to get my hands behind some firepower but um dude we or i listened to this story about a dude who was like out hunting with his buddies like far out in the woods and like they all like obviously they have guns because they're hunting and they were like deep in like like it's not like it's not like a path like they go and like find where they're gonna hunt and uh all of a sudden they got like attacked by a bear and it was like they couldn't see where it was coming from because the trees were so thick so they're like all like circled up with their guns out and the bear is just like running through this like little circle that they've created and just like bursting through the trees and like wrapping around like it was just like a surprise attack it's like every five seconds and they ended up the bear ended up just like running away but it's

like it sounds like the most horrifying story ever you think the bear was just pranking him no because i think one of them got roughed up a little bit he was just roughhousing yeah damn that's fucking terrifying so you gotta get one then what you gotta get a sidearm dude all i know is that when when i went hiking in wyoming i've talked about this without i wanted my buddy to come on i'm seeing my friend from the ranch uh today i haven't seen him since we were at the ranch so i wish he was here to come on the pod, but he's not. You think he would? What? You think he would come on? Yeah, I don't think he's going back to the ranch.

Why? He's grown. I think he's just like, he's done with it. Like he's going on to different things. Wait, I thought you said he is going back. After the summer. And then he might go out to like California or something. He's a, he's like a, he's a drifter. He drifts.

Yeah? This is his first time being home in a year. Does he like Bob Dylan? Bro, did you even have to ask that? Of course he likes Bob Dylan. You're not boys with anybody that doesn't like Dylan. Exactly. That's my posse.

Yeah, bro, you should have. I feel like I try to take you places, invite you places, and introduce you to my boys. And you don't introduce me to your boys. You don't invite me on your hikes. One of my best friends. I met one dude one time. There's three. And he's one of them.

Just kidding. I got like ten friends. How many are girls? Hell yes, brother. Zip, bro. Come on now. Come on, bro. Something like that.

I just can't be friends. Should we wrap it up? The podcast? Let's get into some of these ads, bro. Yeah, this is an ad-free podcast podcast we got dropped by all of our big ads that's right everybody else isn't doing one we're fucking doing one because they don't have to because no ads but we want we care about the fucking fans yeah see like when i saw when they said no ads i didn't look at that as like, we don't have to do an episode this week.

I looked at that as like, more time to chat. More time to riff. And it's also like, if people are actually fans of this show, they better not let the fact that we're going above and beyond doing a show on fucking Zoom, they better not let this show fucking flop. They better...

Yeah, we should double click it. We should call this episode bonus episode just to let people know we didn't have to do this. Bonus episode and we need to do some kind of very elaborate clickbait to get people to get that extra bump of listening.

Sass renegotiates with Portnoy. Live on air. Dude, I don't, like, get the whole, like, no offense to the people at the pirate ship, but, like, I don't see us, like, ever taking, like, a week off until we're done with the podcast forever.

Which will be in, well, when we're fucking, when I'm 85 years old and you turn 30. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't like... Bro, there's no reason to not put out an episode this week. We're fucking yakking.

All I need is a mic and a cam. All I need is a mic and a cam. Bro, what's the... What's a podcast without a mic and a voice of a poet? Bro. Stop, bro. You're fucking going fucking going off bro that's the butcher go bro get the

fucking real i just did the butcher there what's a stage with no mic and no voice of a poet what are you about to do for new year's i think i might go to new hampshire oh that's for new year's i think I'm gonna go to New Hampshire and ski oh I didn't know that was for New Year's yeah I'll probably just I mean dude I don't want it like this but that looks gay tuck that back

there you go that's fucking sweet that's way sweeter Alright brother Have fun up in New Hampshire Owen what are you doing for New Years I'm in New York right now Cleaning our apartment out

And then I'm just gonna stay here Go out in New York Are there a lot of people there Like is the city dead right now or no? Uh, no. Has COVID ripped through that place? Is COVID just done with New York?

I mean, nobody really... COVID just fucked New York. No, just say it, bro. No one really cares about COVID anymore? Fucking whore fucked on the bed. Shane Gillis' tweet that was like omicron is super scary because because there's no symptoms what do you say it was like this disease is so spooky nobody gets hurt dude it is crazy like i didn't get sick at all. I was sick for like an hour. Yeah, you were playing it up.

You had the time of your life. You just gamed for 10 days. Dude, I got used to it so quick. You wasted your time, bro. I would have picked up a fucking skill. If you go through the whole pandemic. You start no vitamin D. You're not getting out of the house.

You get sick of it quick and then you have no supplement all you have the strength to do is just lay in bed and and moan in the fetal position i would have just tried to like not bomb the uh the audition yeah that's what i did i mean i did it like 150 times wait but so did you not have did you not have strength or did you not get sick? You just said you didn't get sick at all and then you said you didn't have the strength to get out of bed. So, like, which one is it? I didn't have the strength to get out of bed

because he was like, where am I going to go? To the other side of the room? Sounds like you were fucking crippled by a virus that's... Yo, bro, who's talking in your house? Nobody in my house. Owen? Yo, my my bad my girlfriend was just locked outside for 40 minutes oh bro wow sass okay well we got to restart let's restart the episode all right we can wrap it up i'm ready locked out for an hour and 20 in

oh fuck this let me get out of here. I gotta go to fucking Bill Murphy's. Bro, I gotta go to Bill Murphy's. Alright, wait, Owen. Okay, we'll end it there. Alright, thank you guys for listening. Hope you guys enjoyed the Zoom episode. Hope the audio and everything is okay. I'm sure it's great. Peace. Peace.