Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 42 - Look At That Bunny (ft. Hank Lockwood & Brandon Walker)

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

— Sas & Rone discuss moving to LA, cigarettes, working out, book snakes, In-N-Out, company parties, advice from Hank Lockwood, top 5 macaronis with Brandon Walker, & much more — Full episodes also available on Youtube; thanks for listening/watching!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Monday, February 7th. It is 11 a.m. 11.07 a.m.

I don't know why you're having trouble reading those four sequential numbers on your phone We are currently in our new LA studio We've took the podcast to LA Everybody was leaving LA Fleeing LA Because of the prices, the taxes, the homelessness We signed a 100 million dollar deal with Amazon And all of the money is going to be going into destroying the rainforest in brazil it's the

least we could do yes amazon's paying us to fuck over the amazon yes and and i think that it's going to be really fruitful they saw a little bit of a space in the marketplace a little bit of a vacuum in the marketplace and we're here to fill it yes we are partnered up with neil young and we are currently yeah this will i, starting when starting in probably March is when it's going to be exclusive on Amazon. But for the time being, you know, get your listens in here,

try to bump us on the charts or whatever, because we have a little bit of an option in the deal. But if you even look at the artwork behind us, our new show artwork is actually some old Neil Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. It's a cover with it's it's joni

mitchell right owen is that i believe joni mitchell did the artwork so kind of a little bit of a multi-faceted look that we're going for right now um what what are we doing out here now i feel a little close to you right now i don't feel close to you i just feel like i got to sit with perfect posture because the microphone's high i feel yeah are we gonna look forward should we both look forward i'm looking right into the camera all right i'm looking right into the camera too like some fucking news anchors yeah tonight in los angeles little sass has to smoke two packs of cigarettes a day sasquatch yeah i do i picked up my cigs today can you show us the cigs though why are they so are they the tiniest cigs ever marlboro 72s how'd you let him get away

with that? They're really not that small, though. I thought they were going to be smaller because the pack is so small. But they're only like, here, just throw me the whole pack of yours. Stack the packs next to each other. So the pack size difference is pretty big. Yeah, that's basically the difference in size of the cigarettes. Yeah, but then go cig to cig.

Well, it's like the exact same difference bro it's not they might not be filling out the pack it's like a bag of chips where it's like a little bit empty at the top here i'll show you just to make it look like there's more in there i'll do a little visual demonstration this is gonna i just don't want to take away from the uh the algorithms from the audio guys doesn't uh doesn't youtube like punish people for having cigarettes in there? For tobacco? For tobacco or some shit. But this is scientific.

This is a Marlboro 72. And this is an American Spirit. Which one would you think is more unhealthy? If you thought it was the shorter one, you're wrong. American Spirits are the healthiest cigarettes in the world. It's like eating a salad it's like having a nice it's like going for a run and then having a protein shake afterwards it's like aromatherapy and a massage or marlboro 72 this is like a night out on the town things get bad

you don't you get 250 steps the next day because you're so hungover. Big difference there. It's like working in a mine for six months, just smoking one of them. It's like doing industrial work with asbestos for fucking days on end. I smoked my first one earlier with Owen and instantly just felt horrible. Dude, I'll be honest with you. Cigarettes kick my ass every fucking time that I'm not drunk. I feel like disgusting. It's so bad to do during the day.

One time I, early on in Barstow, I tried to smoke one during the day with Andrew Manley and it was the worst and it ruined my entire day. And at like within like two puffs, my joints hurt, like my elbows hurt. It just makes you feel so fucking rotten.

Yeah. How does it make you feel so much better when you've had a couple drinks like what happens i think what you said about day versus night is the difference yeah the hot air and the sunlight is gross i had to go home and i had to go back to my room and i had to shave and brush my teeth to make myself feel clean again you shaved i shaved and then i brushed it does make you feel deeply unclean. I felt so gross. And I can't believe I have to smoke 80 of them. So much. So,

Owen was smoking three of them simultaneously by the pool. I know. And I thought he was just doing it like, uh, to kind of get a couple down and just really motor through, power through. But he was deeply inhaling all of them. Yeah.

That's way worse. That's not going to be a better way to do it. It was a wild full body buzz. Yeah. It sounds terrible. You were, you were zooming that sounds genuine you felt like aladdin on the carpet the magic carpet ride seeing a whole new world out there what are you about to say though sass it's going to be tough for you i forget what i was going to say but we're out in la okay facts facts we're going to be doing are we doing an episode today at least for the next for the next

week yeah for the next four days yeah four days yeah an episode a day we're gonna be cranking it out and we're gonna be jamming it down your throat so if it's not if this episode isn't as long don't don't worry about it because you'll be getting another one tomorrow you're gonna be getting way more and we're at this little fucking boutiquey ass hotel that they said they were doing construction on until yesterday. They said it's brand new. Yeah. But it smells like it's been operating since the 50s.

It has a distinct LA musty smell to it. So somebody's fucking lying to us. Either the smell or the people who said that they built this fresh. It's a nice hotel. The mattresses are a little firm. Ah. You agree? I'm sorry about that, bro.

You agree? I didn't even notice. I didn't really think about it. Mine's hard as a fucking rock. I'm sorry about that, bro. You agree? I didn't even notice. I didn't really think about it. Mine's hard as a fucking rock. What are you used to sleeping on? I got a nice thick eight inch mattress at home. What does that thing sit on? What does my mattress sit on?

You got a box spring? Oh, I didn't think you did. You didn't think I had a bed frame? No. Aren't you guys roommates? Yes. Have you not been in his room? I have a nice bed frame.

Actually, it's made out of wood and I built it myself no you did not yes I did I assembled the whole thing you assembled it yeah I think that's different

than building it I cut down the wood from a tree and I crafted it by my hands you were out in the forest yes that's what you were doing

up in Vermont or wherever the fuck you were a couple weeks ago when was oh I was in New Hampshire okay sorry I didn't fucking that was a big difference

they're the exact same state just one flipped upside down new hampshire actually has way more uh heroin problems than vermont that's is that true yes i think in new hampshire is the worst heroin like it's like the highest heroin i don't fucking know dude vermont's audio is throwing me off here i don't know why vermont's got the maple syrup problem dude they're fucking just throw it off one time i was in vermont and i was hiking and i and i there was like a little shack on a mountain and i went in and i bought this big glass bottle of maple syrup and i gave it to my mother that's fucking wholesome as hell and i left it i left it in the car for her and then she texted me she's like what is this and she was like why did you leave it here who's this lean son i was like

it's for you what type of shit are you off? Why you just didn't feel like just completing the nice gesture like you gave it to her like an asshole? Well it was confusing so I had to drive I drove my mom's car to Vermont to UVM to visit my friend and then I drove it back and I had to catch a train that morning

so I left the car at the train station and my mom went and picked it up after. And you just left her a little gift in there? Yeah. Why not get a little gift bag toughed out some paper off the top of it and make it feel nice for her i don't know but it was really it was really cool it was uh it was like really big it was like a big glass jug yeah that's beautiful vermont zone did you get to taste any of it while you were up there no but it lasted a while so the next time i went home i tasted it sometimes i like like fake maple syrup better than regular. I like the Jemima.

Yeah, me too. Or the... If you eat the... If you eat the... Or if you... I don't know. Is eat the right word? Yeah, I guess you are eating syrup.

If you consume... You're not drinking it. The original kind, like the pure kind, often you get used to it and it gets better. Yeah. Or like a boysenberry. Or like you go to IHOP and they have like six different kinds of fucking maple syrup i always like to experiment a little bit but it gets all over everything though it gets a little runny it does you have to do it one one little stop at a time yeah uh dude uh i got a shitty week i gotta i gotta eat

in and out the entire fucking week gone yet or are you going after this i'm gonna fast for a little bit and try not to eat you You should come with me though. No. You could plump up a little bit. No, I don't want in and out. I'm trying to lose weight. People have been saying you've been looking slim, bro. People have been saying that you don't really have the bulk you did a year ago.

I don't know. That's just what I'm seeing. They're probably right. I mean, I haven't been to the gym in so long. I know. It's been too long. It shows. It shows in your hamstrings.

You haven't been on that fucking squat rack, bro. No, I haven't. You haven't been fucking isolating any muscles, much less your fucking glamour muscles your fucking biceps and your triceps bro it's just like dude it's so weird how much progress you can make and then just let it all go away it used to be that it used to be a fucking king in the gym and now you used to think that you're about to fucking do something crazy and i think that you didn't see the results you wanted fast enough and so you said you know what why even fucking bother no i don't think that's it i think it's more i once you once you stop going to the gym for a week it's like i don't i'm never gonna go again

why i don't know it's just how it goes because you're not motivated probably you need a fire lit under your ass bro you don't fucking like driving down fucking the sunset strip seeing all these fucking movie stars chalamet on fucking billboards or whatever. Haim and fucking Philip Seymour Hoffman's son on billboards. That doesn't inspire you to be like, why can't I be the next fucking sweet-ass movie star, dude?

What do these dudes have that you don't, dude? Better jawlines. Your jawline's good, though. There's no way they could come up with quips like that. And the dude from Liquorice Pizza didn't have that sweet of a jawline's good though there's no way they could come up with quips like that and the dude from liquorice pizza didn't have that sweet of a jawline yeah but he was young enough to play the kid that was getting molested i'm not i think you are though i think you are no he was like actually 17 in real life but your problem is you didn't want a kid that was over 18 they wanted it to be actual method acting molesting

yes like this has to be real it has to feel real yeah having some 30 year old like fucking the dude who played ralph macchio and the karate kid like he was fucking 35 when he played the karate kid was he really yeah he was in his mid-30s when he played a fucking high schooler he looked really young i know and that could be you no that's not me it could be your problem is your skin's too smooth paul so but if you had some fucking pimples on your face or some shit like that i think that's what they what casting directors are looking for these days no dude they want someone tom holland and timothy shallow may have no pimples yeah but those two are the exception and they fucking got in young like you're not getting in young. Tom Holland.

Dude, I didn't know Tom Holland was in the, what is that tsunami movie? Venom? No. He was in Venom. No. Are you thinking of Venom? He was at the very end of Venom. There's a movie about like a tsunami and he plays like the little kid in it.

Do you not remember him in Venom? No. You must not have stayed until the post-credit scene in better um what was the tsunami movie what did he play he plays in japan he plays a japanese kid no i think that sounds fucked up i think they might be visiting japan oh really i don't know dude i don't know what it's called he has never seen it tom holland is japanese tom holland is like no that's like his first movie i think really this is a breakout Tom Holland is like, I know this is like his first movie, I think. Really? Because this is his breakout role. He's like one of those K-pop stars that like pretend to be Korean.

Have you ever seen those dudes? Like the white dudes who like pretend to be in a K-pop group in Korea? They just, the K-pop shit is insane. I don't even want to get into it, bro, because then we're going to get into it. Leave it alone, bro. We don't need the fucking Taeyang stans, bro.

We don't need Blackpink's fucking stans in our fucking mansion, bro. Leave usans, bro. We don't need Blackpink's fucking stans in our fucking mentions, bro. Leave us alone, bro. Leave us the fuck alone. What goals do you have while you're out in L.A., bro? I could introduce you to some people. Yeah, the Writer's Guild. We need a Writer's Guild meeting.

A Writer's Room? Yeah. Just like fucking eight white dudes with flannels and glasses hunched over their laptops, like pounding away. Sounds like you just described Nick. I mean, if the shoe fits, he would crush in a writer's room. Yeah, he would. He would be hilarious in a writer's room.

Let that guy write, dude. Let him get some fucking... Dude, these chairs are kind of hard on my ass. Yeah, I know. Me too. They're hard on my... I don't have the lower... I don't have the lumbar for these fucking hard on my ass chairs, dude.

No, I like to sit with a big slouch. I need a cushion or something. Like, I have to engage my lower back so my ass doesn't fall out. Yeah, you're putting a lot of pressure on the lower spine. I'm about to have a prolapsed anus from this chair, dude. I feel like it's all about the, it's all falling out. Yo, where the fuck are you going? Jesus Christ.

What the fuck is he doing? Is he going out to smoke he going out he's probably going out for a smoke he needs to get his fix dude he's not he's not only can't keep that kid still for more than five minutes yeah oh he needs some pillows oh wow chicks in the office pillows totally gonna bring this home that chat let's fucking go bro dude i i uh so so we're staying in this oh this is much better so my asshole feels so much better now i can slouch a little bit too damn thanks owen okay now i'm ready now i'm ready to riff let's fucking riff bro let's fucking talk so i get into my hotel so we're staying in this hotel and it's like there's like 60 people from the company out here right dude do you see the

change in him as soon as he got a cushion under his ass he's royalty stop saying ass oh it makes your ass feel better that's it drink your water no drink your water help your horse's ace um shout out to michelangelo too today yeah michelangelo's on the sticks if it looks if it looks artsy today michelangelo's doing his thing out here um so we were staying in this hotel out in LA for the Super Bowl. And we're here for the Yak, basically. But, like, so we get into the hotel and it's like barstool everything. Like, there's New Amsterdam stuff everywhere. There's barstool stuff everywhere.

That chat stuff everywhere. That chat stuff everywhere. Do we have ads? Of course. And I get into my room and we have like there's like some bar stool like there's like a bar stool blanket with like new amsterdam logo and then i just have a pillow with dave portnoy's face on it and it's shaped like his face too in my room i was like what am i supposed to do with this yeah i'm gonna sleep on this for between your knees so your spine doesn't

slink down while you sleep so i gotta post a picture of it because it's shocking yeah i what's weird is i didn't have one in my room i don't know anyone else who has if i had one in their room everyone else has like a yeah has like yak stuff right do you have yak stuff i think it's just like regular barstool branded stuff yeah i got a i got a barstool one and then i have a one of just dave's face and i forget what it says on it it said you're gonna learn to love him like imagine if dave went into his room and it was just they hit one of his pillows was just my face yeah or like a body size my size barbie size pillow going into the going into a hotel and your boss's face is on your pillow what the fuck you got to start worshiping our supreme leader so weird i don't want that you

have to no did you sleep by did you just like fucking threw it across the room i was like get this thing away from me fucking dave i got nothing against dave i'm not trying to be sleeping with him in a pillow form like his face is just looking at yours as you go to sleep waking up that's true love or you drool on him oh gross i heard he's going room to room inspecting the pillows too making sure everyone's making everyone sleeping with him pillow inspection he's sending fucking pete he's sending all business to come through and make sure that everybody has their pillows in tip-top shape everybody's taking care of their shit did you

have one uh yeah i just had new amsterdam though no day pillow they used to have like a mural of everybody in the company on there but then people get fired and they have to like cut out the fucking pillow give it back to people they'd have to bleach people out it was fucking in the security we got here it's like the secret service look at this guy behind down there they're at every they're at every exit barstool has their own security and they're like fucking long island guys they're awesome but these guys are like uh straight out of the matrix who are like i don't know what type of casting they were doing but they're all they're all blues brothers suits on like black with like white shirts and like skinny skinny ties yeah like nobody's breaking in here and they've all got pins they're about to put like buddha ben

in like a fucking kamehameha i came in i came in here when we were coming up to record and you guys were already in the studio and the security guard came up to me and he was like he was like are you are you a part of the show and i was like yeah whoa bro you a fan bro yeah yeah and then and then he was like uh he's like rowan said he doesn't know you i told him that was it i told him that's everybody's weight and wave through the window for you guys to let me in for like 10 minutes i was pretending i didn't see you until you fucking he started looming over your shoulder casting a shadow over the entire studio the dude is massive i know he looks like a momoa and it looks like one of the rocks like 15 cousins

i don't realize that half the dudes in hollywood are just related to the rock oh yeah everybody just if you just run runs deep a little bit related to The Rock oh yeah that bloodline runs deep if you're just a little bit related to The Rock you can get a Hollywood job and who's Momoa dating now dude did Momoa just start dating somebody no idea I feel like Momoa just started dating somebody famous

Kendrick's dating Hader bro that's a comedy couple imagine the fucking funny ass conversations they must have man dude I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Anna Kendrick and Bill Hader. Yeah. They've been dating. Secretly for a year.

For a year. How romantic. Shout out chicks in the office putting us on to some fucking gossip. Shout out Cito. Love those girls to death. Come to the live show. Got to go to the live show while we're out here. Cito's having a live show.

Yeah. Cito's having a live show. We, Cito's having a live show. We're doing a live show every day, which is more work than them, but we don't hold it against them. Yeah, it is twice as much work. We should be selling fucking tickets. Yeah, but we're not.

They're free. You should also have bought your rollerblades by now, too. I know. You got a rollerblade for two hours every day? You're not going to do that. I'm just going to wear them on stage.

Yeah, that's the move. I'm just sitting there. Dude, rollerblades are expensive are they they're like 130 dollars damn but it's an investment for a lifetime but you probably have to buy another bag just to ship them back yeah exactly you left enough room in your bag for rollerblades i did did you i have a i packed a big ass bag it's it's quite not full yeah it's quite empty why did you pack a big bag why not a smaller bag just bring a carry-on because i had too much stuff for a carry-on and not enough stuff for my big bag so you checked the bag yes fuck yeah bro what did you check a bag oh yeah you checked two bags i checked the two bags yeah because you're cheating at your thing

i tried to pull a fast one on Nick and he caught me right away. I don't know how I thought I was going to get away with it because we have a luggage swap. He was in the same car as us. That's a cool shirt. It is a cool shirt. I don't know if I'll get to keep it. You should.

You think I should hang on to it? What about that Bill Simmons jersey? Yeah, that Bill Simmons is going to be crazy, bro. Is that a real person? Yeah, the sports guy, bro. I'd fuck that up. Bill Simmons has a podcast. Who is it? Who the fuck is it it there is a guy named bill simmons okay who was the guy that the jersey that he gave you ben simmons how did you not know that fucking one syllable b name bro

of a sport that you don't watch bro dumbass bro i didn't even get it but i thought it was funny i had a good laugh at your video why Why? I don't know. Just something Philly related? Yeah. It's the power of infectious laughter, really. I know. I laugh at anything. If someone else is laughing, I'll laugh. See how that works, dude?

Unless I'm pissed. Yeah, have you been pissed off? These security guards are pissing me off. Yeah, tell them to fucking move. Hey, could you fucking not stand there, man? I'm trying to fucking podcast. You should ask them to come up and see if they have guns. All right, let's do it.

Did you see that Dave was carrying a strap? Yeah, I saw he had an ankle unit. Yeah. He had long pants on and a fucking ankle unit. He was like, bro, you don't know how this TikTok beef goes out here. They're about to run down on us. He's like, I've made a lot of enemies through BFFs. And we're right.

Oh, I probably should have do down on us. He's like, I've made a lot of enemies through BFFs. And we're right. I probably shouldn't dox us. What? No, I was going to say where the hotel was, but. It's in fucking, it's by the Saddle Ranch. Yeah, it is. There's a million hotels by the Saddle Ranch. There's like three. I think Buddha Ben already doxed us, dude.

Dave's at the one. J-Lo was there last night. He's at that one hotel. Yeah, J-Lo's there fucking without A-Rod. Yeah, me and Owen were over there this morning ripping darts. Have you gone over there? To the hotel one? Yeah. There's a huge

lookout to all of LA. That is pretty sweet. Such a dope spot to smoke some 72s. Really? To smoke half a cigarette? To smoke half of a cigarette? Dude, these things burn so quick. Owen made a huge mistake getting American Spirits. Like when you hit these, when you're like inhaling, you can see it like visibly burning, like down.

Wait, as opposed to what? With American Spirits, it's like, I mean, you're hitting it. It doesn't even look like it's on fire. No. Does it not? I don't know. I haven't seen American Spirits like that. I can't believe i was jeweling in

between everything dude that's preposterous you need a face time on your jewel all right you need a screen time on your jewel dude how much you've been along to warm how much you kept keep them fresh it's not are you think that you'll be able to get used to it throughout the week because i don't think you're going to yeah definitely not i hate like i i was i was like actually like kind of like oh yeah let's go smoke a cig out and at the lookout because it sounds nice sounded nice and then i was like it was like hot as fuck over there and i was like oh how did people do it back in the day i don't know the woman who lived the longest is some lady who lived to like 122 or something like that

and she used to say the only wrinkle she ever had was on her on on her behind she sat on it she just never had a wrinkle but she smoked until on her on on her behind she sat on it she just never had a wrinkle but she smoked until her like 110s or something like that just smoked all the time i feel like it ages you so fast it fucking just makes you feel terrible but people fucking loved it people yeah i don't really know how people got into it like that it just looks so fucking cool it does that's the fucking problem with it dude i feel cool just holding this thing just rolling it between your fingers yeah i know you had some fucking cali loud bro i fucking smelled that loud you had bro that sticky icky you had between your fingers i did i was holding

weed but it was not smoking smoking it you just had weed with you well it wasn't mine i'm not a cop bro it's not mine dude is that guy security yeah fucking fbi just walked through here he was what are they security what is the security here for they're here to offer us better help oh jesus bro what are you jesusing about bro do you have a problem with fucking therapy no i love it i love it too and it seems like you're fucking scoffing at dudes like me who use better help which is whack and no one ever should scoff at better help because it is the best way for people just like us to get some therapy in our lives you ever need to talk to someone you ever need to tune your brain up make sure your brain's fucking humming on all cylinders

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I'll be biking home. I'll just stop in the park. I'll just get some fucking therapy dumped into my brain real fast. Mainline some fucking therapy right in my fucking veins. And I feel better afterwards. I agree. I feel like I just transcended to a different plane better help dude oh shit our thing turned off bro dude what the fuck bro think about the people who are watching this bro okay we're good yeah we're still we're still working out the we're still working out some shit with the new studio

but hopefully it'll be all good by next week. Hell yes. This is Rogan's old studio. We just stripped the brick wall. Used to have it all bricked up in here. Had a deal on it, too. Hell of a deal, yeah. They're practically giving it away for free. It's like an apartment someone dies in.

I know. To get a fucking incredible deal. Yeah. Bro. Dude, Sass, your silence has been kind of deafening ever since the n-word stuff came out bro you didn't support your guy rogan he kind of put you on through all these years i still support him i mean maybe more maybe more after

that your silence was way louder no i'm kidding but dude i don't fucking know i don't people don't like when we talk about that so i'm not gonna talk about it last time everyone was like bro i come to son of a boy that is an escape from the everyday bullshit the last thing i need to hear about is what's going on with joe rogan i thought that we could get some fucking numbies off of it dude i'm just trying to fucking flip it for numbies do you think i give a fuck about

this do you think i care about what's actually what do you care about everything bro no you don't you don't care about shit bro you know it's whack i think that uh another podcast on the barstool network stole uh your what is up everybody i know i heard about that don't even say don't say the name of the podcast because i don't want to give product we don't want to give any any publicity to it no no no that's not what i meant though but uh it's but i mean i've had a lot for words yeah we don't want it's almost like the words have been stolen right out of our mouths i don't know bro i don't know what to do dude it's our ip bro like this is what our podcast is built on bro it's our catchphrases

yeah dude it locks everybody in it does it confuses the listener if you start using our catchphrase at the start of your show i would be confused i wouldn't know what i was listening to yeah you're here to find your own fucking catchphrase like do you think we just came up with that shit willy-nilly no that took us hours we were i remember sitting in the room and you were being like what about welcome back guys i said that we had a long how i was pushing for howdy hard and i was like no dude i know it's it is gonna be what is up everybody the first three

was how are we party people how are we party I had an aloha phase when I was in Hawaii I wanted to bookend it with alohas are we ever gonna

put those out I don't know I mean it fucking you never know maybe they'll start using aloha we still got the Kansas City video

episode to drop yeah the new basement tapes we should drop that if we get to 100k the old basement tapes that episode sucked did you ever listen back to it now did you then how do you know it sucked i don't know i just didn't like it made the entire time we're just looking out the window being like whoa dude look at that bunny dude there were so many bunnies if if uh the whole episode oh shit dude there's another one that's obviously that's honestly probably pretty peaceful that's like a meditation no one could see like no one could see the bunnies and the lady swimming the old lady swimming for like an hour i think look at that bunny is kind of a good podcast idea if we just had some like the sound of like a babbling brook behind it

and like some fucking whipping wind or something. Just some real nice like calming sounds. Yeah. Water running. What was, what was with the,

what was that lady doing? She was swimming. No, but there was something weird. Was she like, she like wasn't using her legs or something? Oh yeah,

she was a paraplegic. It was something weird. There was this paraplegic lady fucking swimming majestically dude preparing for the the winter olympics there really were a lot of money i know dude it was crazy it was like this little park it was a knoll it was a grassy knoll yeah and there was like hundreds of bunnies imagine this all these bunnies yeah you guys can't see it though but we could we did describe it bunnies rabbits hairs dude it was everything it though, but we could. We did describe it. Bunnies, rabbits, hares, dude, it was

everything. We get to 100k subscribers, we'll drop part of that episode. We'll go back to that hill at that exact date because I bet it was like a mating season or something. These rabbits were fucking, dude. Yeah, and then there was an old lady who was swimming for an hour. Were they fighting for sport? No. To procreating?

Yeah, but I think that they were not monogamous. Which is whack, dude. Someone should teach these bunnies about fucking monogamy, bro. That shit is fucked up, dude. I saw one bunny just see this other bunny obviously banging his bunny girlfriend. It was fucking devastating

to watch, bro. He was fucking all sad. His ears drooped down. And then a chipmunk was in the mix on some free just shoving itself up bunny's asses dude fucking these chipmunks were on some crit bro we have to go back to that hill it's a fucking absolute must we go back to the hill you guys also have to do five minutes of stand-up stolen stand-up this week which uh yeah that's one that's that's the one i wanted the least because that's just gonna give that of stand-up, stolen stand-up this week. That's the one I wanted the least because

that would just give me so much anxiety right beforehand because it's obviously just going to be uncomfortably bad. I'm not worried about that one at all. You're a fucking grizzle bed of the stand-up game, bro. Well, yeah, I'm a pro. You have fucking experience. I retired, but I'm going to have to come back. Did you?

One last run. I didn't know you retired. For the the time being you're very silent about it it made sense to go out on top yeah like brady i was a king we should have done a whole brady that is that's bigger than seven superbowl when i kill myself eventually people are gonna be like people are gonna make a documentary about eventually, people are going to be like... People are going to make a documentary about me and people are going to be like, that was the thing, man.

He never bombed. Not once. It was fucking crazy, bro. He only did it like 10 times, but he never bombed. 10 for 10, dude. That's crazier than Brady Street. Yeah.

That's crazier than fucking Cal Ripken, dude. He was the GOAT. He didn't give a fuck about the light. No. He died. He wasn't in it

for the fame or the money he killed himself with cigarettes dude's bringing over his tools he smoked too it's a sound guy this city is overrun with sound guy dude that's a fact too and look at this security guy he's yourself but his secret site secret service my man sniper on his back the next bomb fucking walking through he's giving us the side eye as if we might be doing, as if we broke in and started podcasting, bro. That's a guy who could fucking get in a long ass fight in a staircase like a Jason Bourne movie.

Just trade in punches as he falls down flights of stairs. Dodge a semi-automatic fucking weapon fire. I want to try and, I want to see KB wrestle one of them. You think he can? I think they would break his neck. Like KB would like make a move on them and they would just split him in half. These guys seem like they live Is that our five?

That light just kicked. That's the light. Hey buddy quit fucking with the power. What the fuck was that? This guy fucked with the power one more time. Yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on, bro. We just lost everything?

Jesus Christ. God damn it. God damn it. We got to start from scraps. Oh, pen hit zero. What? Pen hit zero. Yeah, the lights just changed colors or some shit.

I don't fucking know. We're good. What do we do? We're good. We're fine. It's over? It's over. No, we're good. We're good. We're good. You do we do? We're good. We're fine. Yeah, it's over. It's over. No, we're good.

We're good. We're good. We're good. It's just a different color light, dude. A yellow light's going to make us look a little bit tanner, but the white light was kind of... If you press the knob, it will change the color. Fuck, bro. I know Brandon Walker wouldn't settle for some shit like this, bro.

He'd be having a fucking conniption. Now we're going to look like dead bodies. Does the audio sound weird to you guys? No. No, it sounds fine. And actually, they've given us a little extra bass in our voice, which sounds pretty nice, bro. I think that's just L.A., bro. You just get out here in the fucking nice water, nice weather.

How far are we from San Francisco? Far. Deep. Probably like from San Francisco? Far. Probably like three hour drive. Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge right now sounds really good. Oh yeah? You mean to kill yourself? This dude wants to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and kill himself. I want to be one of those guys who survive.

Wait, talking to the mic TGA, bro. I love the stories of people who jump off and then survive. Oh yeah. Very rare. Go in people who jump off and then survive. I get it. Oh, yeah. Very rare. Go over in a barrel or some shit like that. I can't believe people just usually go over in a barrel. Were they trying to scramble themselves? What do you mean they would go over in a barrel?

In Niagara Falls, they'd get in a beer barrel, like a fucking wooden beer barrel, and go over Niagara Falls. Would they die? Did Houdini do that? He might have. Somebody did. A lot of people did it i've never heard of that and some people would die yeah people were just crazy yeah people were

different back then bro i aspire i aspire to reach that level of craziness i don't know dude people were dying like crazy people were getting murdered like crazy no one no one even gets murdered i know don't you think you would be like a lot more like adventurous if you knew that you were only going to live to like 50? No, I think I'm being pretty adventurous, all things considered. No, you're not though. Like what else would I do? Jump out of a plane? Am I guaranteed to live to 50? Like could I do crazy shit and guaranteed not die? Yeah. Oh, then yeah, I would do if I was guaranteed to not die.

No, no, no. You know what I meant? Like the lifespan used to be, the average used to be way shorter. You think that's why Jesus went so buck wild? Yeah, probably. Because people were just living to 35. He's like, fuck it, I'll just walk on water, bro. Fuck this shit, bro. Let's fucking turn all the fucking water into wine, dude. I want everyone to eat my body

for years after I die. I'm going to fucking die at 35 anyway, dude. Fuck it, bro. Well, he actually never died. He did die. He died for like a minute. For a quick minute. He did die.

What? Three days. And that was for our fucking sins, bro. Shout out to Jesus. What? Jesus was a Jew. Asshole. Asshole.

And he came back Christian. Came back a Catholic. he came back wearing the four or five just like you but we really should have had like a long ass like roll out of of instagram clips about your retirement if you're going to retire like that we're idiots for not i'm not actually retiring i just haven't done it in a while because i've been really fucking busy dude playing video games yeah i was about to say I was about to say. You stopped going to the gym. You stopped doing stand-up. Dude, all that I do now is podcast and video games.

Podcast, video games, and then I read. I just finished On the Road today. Fantastic ending. Almost shed a tear. No, no, no, Sass. I'm glad you brought up On the Road. Why? Do you want to say or should I? Do you want to say or should I? you want to say or should i oh you're talking about the tweet from last year where you said i was starting on the road it was like 20 months ago

i know but i started it i told you guys this no you didn't you said you this is your third book you've read this year because it is is. I started it from the beginning. You started it last year? Last year I read it and I got to like page 50 and I stopped reading it. And you didn't pick up at page 50? No, I restarted it. Yeah, but you've already read that book. No, I haven't.

You could just gloss over it. No, I haven't. At least the first 50 pages. It's a 300-page book. You could zoom through the first six of it. No, dude. Yes, you could because you the first sixth of it no dude yes you could because it was already had you you had it committed to memory dude i didn't the only thing that i knew that happened

in the book was that he went to colorado which is the premise of the book no it's not bro see that's what you see that's what you don't get because you never read the fucking road you never read the book so you think the first 50 pages the only meaningful takeaway was that he was in the state of colorado no i'm saying that's all i took away when I first read it because I was skimming it. I read it like on a plane. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to go back and read this book. Bullshit, dude. You stole library valor.

You stole nerd valor. No, I did not. I had never finished the book, so I restarted it and read the whole thing front and back. You stole Dewey Decimal valor, bro. You fucked up. No, you're fucked up, bro. No, bro. You didn't read as many books as you said. You thought you were a bookworm. You're a book snake, bro. No, I'm onor, bro. You fucked up. No, you're fucked up, bro. No, bro. You didn't read as many books as you said.

You thought you were a bookworm. You're a book snake, bro. You are, bro. I'm three books in. I'm three books in. I got to read two more books this month. And it's the seventh. Damn.

I got to be quick. You're going to be reading short-ass books. That book was long. Sass is going to be reading Clifford the fucking Big Red Dog. Fucking thing you're putting in work, dude. You don't love literature, bro. I was only reading like 25 pages a night. I got up those.

You don't read vault air? Then we might need another pillow on, bro. I know. Lower back starting to hurt now. Sphincter's getting going. We need to stretch. We should go to a yoga or some shit. Are you going to come to In-N-Out with me?

I was also trying to get a fucking like a Pilates in out here or some shit. I'm not going to In-N-Out. At all? That shit is so unhealthy dude gross shut up bro i saw you eating fucking a bowl of queso with a spoon yesterday you're funneling queso in i've never seen someone so aggressively eat queso like that you also have so you have serious uh goldfish attention right now i do because there's people everywhere and every time someone comes by, you give them your

full fucking... I like to be left alone. Is that too much to ask? Just fucking zone in, bro. I'm just like, I need to smoke this cigarette now. Because you're addicted now. You have no focus, bro. I know. And you're fucking addicted. I know. Okay, what are we thinking for the rest? Let's plan out for the rest of the week. What do you want to do? Let's plan out

in a second. Let's hit the second ad read first. Yeah, that's true. Bird dogs oh that's an easy one yeah i i i'm i'm wearing bird dog shorts currently and they look good bro and honestly you act like you you lost everything at the gym you're wearing the shorts today you kept some gains bro i can tell you that i can tell you that with pure earnestness bro you didn't lose all your gains bro bro. You held on to a couple. It's probably the high-protein diet. High-protein, low-carb. I do eat a high-protein diet.

You know that. I do know that. And if you do that, that's the diet that pairs best with bird dogs. It will have your fucking- Well, any diet pairs best with bird dogs. That's the fucking truth, bro. That is the fucking truth. Ain't that the truth?

I was trying to- I was so pissed because I couldn't find the fucking joggers to wear on the flight because that's all i could think they're perfect they're perfect flight pants because they have really deep pockets and they have a zipper on the back yes so you can dump all your shit in there i've worn cheap ass nike can barely even say the name without i don't even say i don't say that name yeah i don't say i wore that other brand of sweatpants one time and my wallet fell out of my, you remember when this happened? Yes.

It's a pickpocket special. My wallet fell out of my pants while I was in the airport. I got on the plane, didn't realize until I was taking off. All those pants are designed for you to lose your wallet, your cell phone, your keys, everything. Bird dogs. Bird dogs has deep pockets. It's damn near impossible for that to happen. Shit can't fall out of them.

It's awesome. Or I tried to wear some like hard pants. dogs it's deep damn near impossible for that to happen shit can't fall out of them it's all i tried to wear some like hard pants like i was going to wear some like uh like more like i don't know pants with like a fucking button waist on the flight it would have been it's just so fucking uncomfortable long flight yeah this shit is just not which we'll get into that you need a little elasticity yeah and bird dogs provides that from the fucking bottom of the pant to the top and the shorts are pretty fucking crispy too bro i won't fucking tell you that much. I brought two pairs of shorts, two pairs of pants for dogs.

And you can go to birddogs.com right now. Enter promo code sun and they'll throw in a free bird dog beanie. Please wear these fucking bird dogs. Birddogs.com promo code sun and boom. A free bird dogs beanie with your pair of bird dogs. Stay warm and comfortable this winter in your bird dogs. Or this summer if you're out in fucking sunny la you can still lock the bird dogs 80 degrees here today after after the wet wheel i threw on some bird dogs dude they were like the uh hey what's the

the design where it's like blue and white stripes you know what i'm talking about seersucker seersucker oh yeah seersucker they were seersucker bird dogs i love me some seersuckers it was when i'm out when i'm out in nantucket it looked good when me and dave were out in nantucket we always strictly rock seersuckers oh fuck yeah seersucker bird dogs oh yeah yeah at the chicken box say the island but yeah do you smell that i just smell sig i smell something like the whole building might be burning down. No, that's cig, dude. Are you? Is that cig burning in the trash can? Oh, fuck.

Is it not? I definitely smell strong cig right now. Do you smell cig? I didn't smell it when it was lit, but I smell it now. I didn't even know you lit it. Why are you pouring coffee into the trash can if there's not a fire in there? Bro, I would just almost burn down the whole hotel. And that Starbucks out here is more expensive than gas, bro.

Gas is $6.40 a gallon out here. It smells like the building is coming down. This is some Smokey the Bear shit in here. Bro, Pete is gonna beat your fucking ass. And if it's gonna stink like cigs in here, we should've just smoked a cig in here. Does it smell like cigs?

You didn't smell that cig? Now it smells like paint. I'm having a stroke, bro. It's a fucking wrap for me, bro. Okay, who the fuck is recording in there? It's Brandon Walker's bitch ass show, bro. No, it's not. That's what I'm saying.

Yes. He has a whole setup so he can do his shit live, dude. He's got like 15 people. For both his viewers, dude. He has six cameras. He's got 15 people in there. Four mics and a team of 12. That's ridiculous. Shit is got like 15 people. He's got six cameras. He's got 15 people on there. And a team of 12. That's ridiculous.

Shit is fucking infuriating. Fuck Brandon Walker, bro. Who does he think he is having that big ass room like that, dude? That's enraging. We should beat the fuck out of him. Alright, let's plan out the rest of the week. Yeah, so what do you want to do for this show?

I want to record it every day at this time at 11 o'clock and we should have random people on we should have a couple people on we should really try and get wallow and gilly okay that should be easy that'll be really fun all week who else would people like anyone else from barstools? KB Nick. Obviously, Nicky Clicky gets the interaction up. Yeah, we got to get Chad on here. I mean, Nick. Maybe Cat. Cat?

Big Cat. Oh, no. Fuck that. No, I would get Big Cat. Anyone behind the scenes? Chicken Fry? Chicken Fry would be good. in the office cito we i mean also we could do like a we could do like a late night recording all right i'm down to record at any time we should just be trying to get in here just have our conversations on the microphone like this should be a special week for the people for the people who fuck with son of a

boy dad because dude far and wide people have been saying that they believe. So we should be giving something back. I know. Far and wide we should be giving back. I know. Far and fucking wide. Dude, I did a bunch of shit this past week. I went to the fucking Sixers game on fucking Wednesday instead of the company party. Yeah, that was fun as fuck. You went to the company's

party? I did. I saw you parlaying with Erica. I did. Yeah? Yeah yeah she came up to me said a couple words to me and then took a picture with me for and then she used it for social media interactions oh no you could say i felt i felt used don't clip this i felt used by who the ceo of the company oh god oh my god the toxic workplace rears its head again damn what was the nature of your conversation she said how's it going and i said good and she said let's get a picture and i said okay and then she took the picture and then she walked

away i heard she left the party after she got that picture. And she said, this is going to do big numbers. This is going to fucking. She said, this is going to be huge. Yeah. This is going to go out to the fucking world, bro. Yeah. Have you ever heard of that move at parties where you go fucking having a meaningful conversation with someone and take a picture with them and dip? Yeah.

That might have been her interaction at the party. What is that called? An Irish goodbye? It's similar, I think. What do you call it? Irish goodbye is just when you leave without telling anybody. You just slunk out. Yeah.

Did you slunk out? No, I stayed. I heard you were shit-freezed at that party. Nope. The rumor going around is that you were shit-freezed at the party. No one is saying that. People are saying it, bro. Who said that?

Dude, I'm spilling the tea on the party right now, and that's what the fuck everybody said. No one said that. They said that KB was. No, they said that you were doing wheelbarrow races with KB, and he was holding your legs, and you were fucking crawling across the whole fucking hell no. What was it, the Jane Hotel? Yeah. No, I was not.

I actually had a good time, went home, felt good, went to bed. Yeah, what were you drinking on? Water. How was your little bitch ass basketball game? It was sweet, bro. Bitch ass with bitch ass Gillis. Damn, bro. Don't fucking burn the bridges, bro.

Thanks for the fucking invite. Don't fucking burn any bridges. I like basketball. Do you want to go to a sixers? I love basketball. You want to go to Philly to a Sixers game? Nope. I need it.

See? You would never have gone anyway. No, me and Shane are going to a game. I know you would have needed to show face at the company party so you could curry favor with the boss woman. No, it's all good. I heard you're going for the new head of content position. Me and Shane are going to, we're going to actually the Super Bowl together.

Did you know that? Yeah. 18,000 a ticket. Yeah. I'm paying for them are you really with the bonus bonus must have hit fucking like a ton of bricks checks a chain i said don't worry about it bro flight game all on me that's like a bonus what that's like almost half your bonus yeah both tickets so you spent both halves of your bonus on this no well mine was already covered

with the company oh uh pen yeah pen's looking out. You're going out to the game with Sabrina? Yeah. Damn, dude. That's so funny, dude. The lights turning off and being like, Penn just hit zero. Damn, I didn't hear that in the moment. That's what Owen said. It was very funny.

Oh, it's funny as fuck. Let's get Hank in for a second. Just to say what's up on the mic real quick. Nah. Sorry, bro. Door's locked? Sorry, bro. Sorry. They got him. Do steam. just to just to say what's up on the mic real quick nah sorry bro doors locked sorry bro they got him do steam fucking nothing like getting hank fucking dirty like that dude hank we just wanted to get you hey where are you guys recording

oh right next door in the in the good studio better yeah the better sounding that's cool soundproof one yeah how come uh how come we can hear like everything that they're saying in there and here? Yeah. I don't know. How come we can hear their mics louder than each other? I feel like this is going to be like the episode where we did it with the labs. And it's just going to be echoing all over the place? It's a soundproof.

My favorite was the one when Rowan had the mic, but it was like coming out the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Georgia episode. Yeah. I forgot. Yeah, people fucking had to muscle through that one. Sounds like someone's just like breathing into the mic really, really consistently. No, that one they built, it's a fucking, they have like a soundproof.

It's a listening studio for like listening to music, like artists to listen to music. They just don't have a door. Oh, they're just going to have listening parties? It's completely soundproof, except for the fact that all the sound can escape from the door. They have a curtain in front of the door? That'll help. It doesn't really. Yeah, no, that'll help for sure but it sounds good in there are you gonna come on my

in and out journey with me this week hank yeah every time you want to go you having to do that's great because i can just kind of leech off you just be like in contact with ron and get my fix i already went today though oh fuck yeah bro you're how far is it a mile about two miles maybe 10 minutes dude everything in the city is so spread apart. It's whack. I miss New York. There's an in and out on every corner.

Dude, Hank, while you're in here, I feel like we should use you as a, for your content expertise. Please. Bro,

what can we do, bro, as like son of a boy dad? How can we grow? What can like we do to fucking get this fucking rocket ship into fucking

outer space, bro? We just want to be like you guys or i should get in a fight at the saddle ranch with tmz get some other outlets be like yeah bryce hall sparks with bryce hall is going to be there tonight i know then but that's the problem i'm gonna fucking drop his ass yeah yeah like that like that like that did you hear what happened at the saddle ranch Ranch? Like Bryce Hall got in a fight with that Barstool guy. The podcaster. Sasquatch? That guy from Little Son of a Boy Dad. It needs to be, we need to be specific that you're a podcaster.

So they need to be wearing merch or like someone needs to be like, is he a podcaster? When you throw the first punch or something like that. Maybe start it by throwing like a tomato at him when he's on BFFs. Like do something like that. Yeah. I want to get an old school picture with him. Where we're both squared up. Okay, that's fire. That's a good ass idea. Do something like that. I want to get an old school picture with him. That's fire. That's a good

ass idea. We should do that. Give us one or two more, dude. Just give us some light ideas of how we can follow in the footprints of Goliath. What would we do? Sneak into Media Day? They don't have Media Day anymore. Okay, fuck. Sneak into something? Sneak into something? That's really what you have to do. You gotta

make some news. There's the Barstool news cycle, which you guys will be in. You's really what you have to do you gotta make some news sneak into like a bar there's the barstool news cycle which you guys will be in you'll be a part of but you gotta you gotta break you gotta break out of that yeah

crack into the fucking big boy news cycle do something with Harambe okay that's funny that's the best advice I can give that's not even a troll okay Harambe's dead bro

the Harambe dude our Facebook we have like our Facebook page that we just post the shit from our Instagram on our Facebook. No one's actually pushing it or anything.

You can see the analytics and it's like everything has whatever. 1,000 likes, 1,000 likes, 1,000 likes. Everything that we post Harambe related, 400,000 likes. Like a million likes. Like everything. Dude, we should break into the actual LA Zoo. Harambe related is fucking back. Yeah, we should.

Let's get in the LA Zoo and fucking. And find where Harambe is fucking back. Yeah, we should. Let's get in the LA Zoo and fucking... And find where Harambe was killed. Well, he was in Cincinnati, but we could wear the shirt and go in and tempt their guy or have another one get killed this week. Yeah, yeah. So fucking they have...

Get another gorilla killed, I think, is a good and actionable goal. You're the man, Hank. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thanks for coming in. Big fan of the show. Good shit.

Now this episode has to be featuring Hank. Fuck yes, bro. X part of my take. Did you hear his audio at all? No. I don't even know if your mic's on. No, it is. He just wasn't close enough to it. We should have just told him to get closer.

You'll learn to be assertive at some point, though, bro. You didn't say shit. I kept on looking over at you. You gonna say anything? Is that what we were looking about? And you slunk out. Dude, I didn't slunk out, bro. You slunk out. It was kept on looking over at you. I thought it was. You going to say anything? Is that what we were looking about? And you slunk out. Dude, I didn't slunk out, bro. You slunk out. I was letting, it was a teachable moment for you.

I was like, okay, this is where. It's like on made. You ever see MTV's made where it's like, okay, you need to talk to five people today just to get out over your social anxiety. Dude, you wouldn't even ask him to come in. I was the one who asked him. I remember earlier today, you were like, dude, I really want to ask Hank to come on the podcast, but like, I'm scared.

Just like touching my fingers i'm just like nervous because he has that really he has that other big podcast that he does and like he's always like super successful but like i guess i'm just like scared dude i don't know dude hank should be in charge dude i know hank's the goat hank truly is the goat bird or roth. Personal endorsement required. Here's a personal endorsement. I wear them like goddamn near every day. I'm always wearing my Rothy's. Your voice just cracked, bro.

Because I'm telling so much fucking truth that it was hard to put it out there. It was hard to say because I was being so vulnerable and fucking true. That's acting shit. They got Brandon Walker's fucking helmets. I'm like,

this is actually getting me angry for some reason. I know, because they're wheeling out the red carpet for Brandon dumbass Walker. Also, didn't that sport just end? Football? College football? College football. And now his show is like just about anything.

So he's just going to be like, hey, what's your favorite mac and cheese? I eat Thanksgiving at 10. You're going to do one of his tweets. Ranking five mac and cheeses. You're like mac and cheese you're like mac and cheese with the powder or the sauce I like your Brandon voice because it sounds nothing

like Brandon yeah it's like a Mike Judge character you ever take a squirrel and stick a stick through it and put it over a fire eat the eyeballs out it's a delicacy

in the lower delta anyway Rothies dude Rothys they are they're they're a product to fucking remember that is one thing i'll say about them the sneakers are just beautiful sneakers i have these these like it's like a cream color with like a blue a gumshoe all recycled material all fucking washable. So I got a little bit of a smudge on it. No problem, dude. I throw it in the wash, and then the Rothy's are back on.

They fit great. They look great. You can wear them going out. You can wear them on some chill shit. You can fucking kick push all the way to the fucking beach on a longboard out here on some Cali vibes, bro. Cali vibes. And they have a bunch of new shoes that they just dropped in the store. I was just browsing the website the other day.

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if we actually get that would be so sick if we were in charge of the next harambe in charge the person who caused the death was in charge they're the ones who are actually in charge sick if they switched up and they shot us instead of the gorilla they learned that's some la shit they don't fucking protect the animals more than us. Gorillas are sick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Speaking of Joe Rogan. What?

Did you see that Tucker Carlson clip? No. No. It was just like Tucker Carlson being like, not only does Joe Rogan, he's like, not only is he protective about the vaccine, but he also is protective about gorillas. And then it just like cuts to a clip and Joe Rogan's like, gorillas? Getting attacked by a gorilla is not like getting attacked by

a 300-pound man. It's like getting attacked by a 20,000-pound man with the strength of a thousand waves. Tap the TV. Oh, that's really how it works? It's touchscreen? Yeah, it's a smart board. Damn, that shit's shit.

That board's smart as fuck. it is bro um yeah shout outs shout outs to the guy dude brother giving us the fucking light that's bullshit bro we should be at least able to go a little bit longer that was the tech guy's fault that the shit fucking even lasted i'm kidding bro don't give us a light that's just busting your balls i want to see a reaction they fucking know better we have all these tech guys and all they're doing is sitting in a circle fucking yucking it up out there having fucking donuts. The hell are they doing over there anyway? LA acts like they invented donuts, bro. They fucking love donuts out here.

They do make good donuts. Large brought some donuts in. Oh, here we go. They smell incredible. Mr. Big Shot. Room's ready. Should we get them in here? Should we get that pussy in here?

Room's not ready for you yet? Dude, talk about your experience at the Pink Taco last night. was it the best tacos you've ever had in your life as advertised no they were good but they weren't the best oh there he goes brandon with his big ass ankle weights get him in just get him in here for for a quick just a quick breath you might have to break through 10 security guards to get to talk to him yeah they fucking have a red rover set up around him they got the phalanx set up. They got the testudo. It looks like 300 with them all protecting him.

I know. What the fuck, bro? The fuck is going on with him, bro? They brought over that whole big-ass sound cart for him? It's some bullshit. They need an extra sound guy for him? Snag him. Snag him real quick just so we can berate him.

Just so we can berate him for half a second. Just... Oh, fuck, bro. You've been bo you've been booby trapped bro i think we're good we just home alone you're still running yeah we are we're good we're good yeah it's just headphones you're good you're good you're good a little physical comedy bro a little physical comedy for the fucking cam that's why michael angelo's a go-getter and he's fucking angry, bro. He needed to. He's going to encapsulate, because we would have been talking about it being a fishbowl without anybody being able to see that it was a fishbowl. Come on in, Brandon.

Are you kidding me? Come on in, bro. Just use your key. Come on in, bro. This dumbass, bro. This fucking goof, bro. He's on goofy time, bro. This dude is an absolute kook what's up pussy

hey boys oh wait can we you gotta talk right into the mic yeah just get up on it you want me to or not you should you have to right here yeah that's good yeah okay all right hey boys how come you gotta yeah why do you have this big ass setup i? You think you're slick? That's not my... What? No. We're green with jealous rage right now. No, it's not like that. They shove us in this closet and they give you fucking 15 cameras and... A sound guy. We try to stay in there.

This isn't a closet. This is a very nice room. There's five guys in here comfortably. Yeah, right, bro. There's a pool table right over there. You could be playing billiards right now. No, dude. We're not on some billiard shit, dude.

Where the hell is the pool table? It's back there, but he's... It's not in our studio. He's right about it. What do you mean? You didn't see it? You have to walk right right now. No, dude. We're not on some billiard shit, dude. Where the hell is the pool table? It's back there, but he's right about it. It's not in our studio. What do you mean? You didn't see it, so you have to walk right past it. Stop deflecting. Your shit's nicer than ours substantially. My shit's not nicer.

That's the part of my tech studio. I'm being ramrodded into somebody else's studio. No, you have everybody surrounding you. You have your own sound guy, and you have it for four hours a day. I do have my own sound guy, but you guys have Owen. Owen, you have your own producers and a sound guy. Don't do this like that. I don't have my own sound guy.

They're in there for part of my day. Part of my day is going at 1230. I'm going at 230. All right? I'm sucking high and 10 here just like you guys. I don't think you are. What's your favorite five kinds of macaroni? Brands or types?

Both. Well, I'm a sucker for the old 89 cent craft box. I love the good craft box. Was that the powder or the liquid? That's the powder. Yeah. That's the powder and you mix it in. I like that.

And then just, you know, I like shells and cheese. I like... What about Annie's? I don't like baked macaroni and cheese and I don't like Annie's that much. Annie's is nowhere near as good as craft. But my wife makes me buy Annie's because it's organic and it makes her feel special. Yeah, that's some bullshit. Little bunny on the fucking thing.

You ever see a field with a bunch of bunnies in it? Yeah, many times. Same, bro. When I grew up on a worm farm, we also raised rabbits. And what would happen is you put the rabbits in a cage and they would shit through the wire cage down into the worm farm, food for the worms. That's fucking...

Oh, wow. Did the rabbits fuck for sport? Were they free range rabbits? Oh, yeah. No, they were cage rabbits. Yeah. Yeah, well, they'd fuck all the time. And were they monogamous?

I don't know. There was a lot of fucking. So they would fuck amongst each other? Yeah, you would have to keep the brothers separate. You'd have to keep the siblings separate or they'd fuck. And what happens- You don't want that to happen. No.

That's how chipmunks are created. No. Correct. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Damn, this has been illuminating as fuck. And you don't know, but you just brought us full circle in like three different ways we were talking about rabbits earlier

and exactly that it's almost like you were listening yourself I wasn't I never do well we don't listen to your show either you came in with a wrestling you had many wrestling questions for me last week we listen to wrestling I listen to boyd as well

I'm pissed off about this whole setup. That is the part of my take studio. You got quite the setup in there. That is the part

of my take studio and I happen to be shooting an hour there later. That's fine. Be gone. Be gone. Be gone.

We're taking you to the street. Our episode's over. It's really our episode. I don't think it was we. I think it was you. I don't think

Roan was really complicit in that. Yeah. Me and Roan make the same decisions. We never disagree. We're hive-minded. We're like Spawn.

You know how Spawn has the guy coming out of his back and he's also like the guy? You've never seen Spawn? I've never seen Spawn. Have you never seen Spawn either? I've never seen Spawn. Is Owen up to get me, to grab me? Yeah, he's kind of giving you your light. Best show at Marstool.

Thank you. Thank you, brother. We'll clip that. Damn, this will also be featuring Brandon Walker then. Yeah, this is a big episode for us. Let's see who else

we can just sneak in here for one last second. Is Dave here? See if we can get the boss lady in here. He called it a piece of shit studio.

Yeah, we heard. What a dick. Fuck that guy, dude. I seriously feel like my anus is prolapsing right now. All right. Well, we'll call it.

We'll see you guys tomorrow. Yeah. We'll be back doing the same shit. We should have sold more ads because we're going to be fucking cracking them out this week. I know. Free content for the listeners. Yeah.

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