Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 43 - Tik Tok Boom (ft. Jeff D Lowe & Dave Portnoy)

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Here he is right now. Holy fuck. Wasn't expecting that. Boss man, you want to pop in and say anything? Okay.

We're good? He'll come on later, he said. He'll come on later? said he'll come on later fucking love that guy man I hope he knows we're recording every day this week and most other podcasts aren't

it's true are we done he's crackin' are we done when the jeffees are around bro yeah we're going launch us in bro set it off bro we're going. Launch us in, bro. Set it off, bro.

We're starting right now? Yes. What are we waiting for? All right. Especially as Dave is walking back and forth. Like, we need to be seen to be working. Like, we can't be fucking slacking out here. All right.

All right. Is that empty your pockets so you can podcast? Yes. I want to be comfortable. All right. Be comfortable. All right. Ready?

What is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today is tuesday february 8th it's 11 a.m west coast time again we're back back in a different studio today unfortunately there was a fire yesterday in the other studio. Hoping to get that repaired. We somehow upgraded. Owen put a cigarette in the trash can and the whole place went up in flames. We made it through, though. We made it out. So now we're using another studio. Can't say the same about all the security in the hotel, though. Some of them went down fighting the fire with karate.

Luckily, they were able to fight it off pretty well. Trying to kickbox the fucking fire. Trying to Muay Thai the fire. to muay thai the fire exactly but that's what you get when you're in rogan's studio bro the boys just fucking learn yeah they learn from the way of rogan i know dude it's it's good to have multiple days in this week dude it's fucking i feel like we're the ones who are fucking grinding but i don't like that there's no door in the on the studio i feel like we're kind of naked to the elements people can kind of catch our wrists i don't want people to hear us tell our can kind of catch our wrists in the middle of them.

Tell our secrets. Out of context. Yeah. If we just say something out of context, I don't think that we should be held accountable. Yeah. Logan, thanks for putting that curtain fully over half the door. I think that should hold all the sound in. I wonder what happened to the door.

I don't know. It was in the Lizzie McGuire movie. Joe Rogan was in here recording and Spotify removed his door as punishment so they could hear him talking about the vaccine wait what about the Lizzie McGuire movie that's what happens in the Lizzie McGuire movie they take her door off

her parents take her door down bro that's fucking invasive bro you don't take away your children's doors and you don't take away their phones have you ever seen that stand up bit with a dude I forget what his name is but it's like it's supposed to be like uh like he's like black and he has his white friend over and his mom like kicks in the door and is like yelling at him to clean his room and she walks out and the the dude the white kid's like dude like what is your mom doing like this is

your space this is your area she can't just come in here it's true dude it's so funny and people are really is it? what is it? you better say that into the microphone I can't hear anything we don't have headphones on so I can hear is it actually Patrice O'Neal?

I did not know that damn R.I.P. R.I.P. to the fucking goat that's one of the funniest stand-up bits i've ever seen yeah it's preposterous it's and it's true people really think that way like i've heard like people say like you can't take your phone away from your your children like if your children are like entitled to their phone no matter what as a punishment you can't have your phone taken away what's the uh documentary about like phones like smartphones and all that stuff it was like

super big like two years ago oh i know what the fuck you're talking about it sucks and it talked but it sucks because it makes you realize how addicted you are it's not because it's like what sucks is like the little sketches in between like the documentary that they do i don't i only just vaguely remember them just being like you're a pure addict to your phone yeah you're like strapping in and it's more effective than heroin or whatever and just the little things. And I remember them for a day

but they said something about like ADHD becoming a byproduct of it and I haven't remembered anything since then. Dude, everyone has ADHD. Yeah, it's fucking... People on TikTok act like ADHD is like Down syndrome.

Or like... They do. Or like cancer or something like that. Like you should have... Like you should like pity some... Or like cancer or something like that like you should have like you should like pity some or like cry for somebody who has adhd everyone has it and it's just in different forms you can just die it's not like it's not like a hard fast thing it's just like whoever's diagnosing you like if they feel like giving out the adhd ticket that day yeah you're just giving

out there's no real tickets to fucking incredible drugs dude when i i had to get a test for it when i was in fifth grade and i remember it's just like a beeping noise. You just sit there for like an hour and they play a beeping noise and you have to like press a button every time you hear it. It's like a, I mean That's how they tested you? That's like a rat test. I know, they did like a hundred different types of things like that. Like they'd show you a bunch of like colors

and like, it was like mind games. What? But it was like, they were like so intensely boring that it was like anyone would have failed that. I was in 5th grade. Yeah, they bore you, they just put you in a shitty ass room. Yeah. Go ahead, go. I remember after I got tested, me and my mom drove by the house where the Boston bomber

was found. Because it was in Watertown, that's where I got tested. And you remember all that? Yeah. There was bullet holes in the fence. What? Yeah. From who? the police like opened fire on that on that uh boat that he was in they did yeah wait i thought he lived through that he did but he was like severely like he had to have like a tube in his lungs and stuff why were they shooting at the at the tube or why were they shooting at the at the boat was he like he

was in the boat he was in the boat yeah bombs. Oh, he had bombs on him? They were like throwing bombs at the police. So why didn't he just set off the bombs? I didn't know about all this. Cause like he, like dude,

he like ran over his brother. Like it was a whole bunch of shit. Is that, do you remember all that from the movie? No, I was, I like lived it. I lived it.

Holy fuck, bro. Well, no, I remember like sitting with like my entire family and like our neighbors and stuff were over and we were all watching for like two days the whole chase it was crazy damn it was a big time in ball it was a big time in barstool they were like trying to manhunt him yeah yeah yeah which is kind of sweet big cat and dave found him yeah it's a funny way

to do it but i thought that they found him and uh like i don't know i don't i guess i watched the movie and i don't remember them riddling it with bullet holes. Do people own the house now? Is like someone living in the house? You think it will cost more to live there now or it'd be cheaper? No, I think the same people still live there. I know that the, the boat got taken into court. I'm pretty sure. So I don't think they have the boat anymore.

You think they got paid for the boat? Probably. Taxpayer money, bro. Yeah. That's your fucking money, bro. Yeah. Dude, it's actually crazy. Like the dude, you ever heard the story about the dude who found it?

I found him. He was just like outside and he like noticed there was like a hole in like the wrap of his boat because it was like winter ish time oh i guess i vaguely remember it from the movie i don't just went out and the dude was like bleeding out in his boat and did he and he just called the cops right away or he didn't try to do anything himself or maybe i don't know if he found him or if he just like noticed there was like a hole on the boat and there was like blood on the side of it. I don't know. If it was me, I would have taken that boat down to the water and said, get out of here, son.

Nobody saw nothing. Just set him out into the world. No, I mean, he almost got away. Almost. He almost fucking did it. Oh man, it must have been a tough time it must have been um so how are your challenges going dude it sucks yeah i'm not having fun with it anymore i i had my second in and out yesterday and my ears started like ringing i felt my fucking

heart beating in my ear like i felt like a lopsided like i was fucking like losing altitude really quickly or something like that there's a lot of people who are just eating in and out just as much as you if not more than you what do you mean a lot of people like half the company is just only eating in and out oh how many times you have in now yesterday once once jeff d low how many times jeff d low have in and out he had various fast foods he had a gang of different fast foods he was about to go twice yesterday yeah yeah then i was like i don't want to be i thought you didn't like it i thought you're talking shit on it and i mean i did not like it but i think five guys is much better but they're i think that they're

five guys in and out and uh shake shack are my top three shake shack's good but the burger's too small owen thoughts you have a top three uh Shake Shack Shake Shack In-N-Out Five Guys in that order brother we were talking yesterday and you told me

that Five Guys is better than In-N-Out dude if you're lying for your fucking clout bro if you're lying just to go as which way the wind goes

I respect that because that's what I would do we got another week here I remember the conversation I was like yeah dude I think Five Guys

is better and you were like yeah 100% dude I tried to get a grilled cheese yesterday and it was not a grilled cheese at all it was just grilled cheese with burgers all yeah it was just burger it was just all burger grilled cheese yeah it was bullshit dude nothing the cheese didn't stick to both sides of the bun it was just some cheese that was like a little bit melted yeah it's fucking i don't know i feel like i'm i'm getting fat as fuck too like i feel like I saw a picture of myself

and I had a Frankie Borelli face like I just had a fucking second chin hanging below like fucking John Goodman dude I need to get exercise I need to walk or some shit I need to get cardio but I'm afraid I'm just gonna get hungry if I exercise dude I'm like my step game has been crazy since we've been here I was like 15,000 steps

yesterday does rollerblading count as steps or is that that's pushes kind of I don't know it's not exactly it all counts they count or you're probably just furiously masturbating at like 15,000 steps yesterday. Does rollerblading count as steps or is that pushes kind of? I don't know. It's not exactly a step. It all counts. They count. Or you're probably just furiously masturbating in your hotel room. No, no.

It doesn't work like that. You can't do that anymore. You used to be able to just wave the Fitbit around and it would rack up steps, but it doesn't do that anymore. How do you know? Because I've tried it.

It doesn't work. I masturbated five times today. My steps are at a fucking all-time low. This doesn't make any sense. I woke up. I'm loving my new sleep schedule dude I woke up 6am went for a walk naturally? yeah

that's fucking sweet you're just on west coast time but I'm still living in a New York schedule did you fall asleep on west coast time? what do you mean? did you go to bed or did you fall asleep? that's my distinction or were you on your fucking phone? Did you go to bed or did you fall asleep? That's my distinction. Or were you on your

fucking phone scrolling? I went to bed at 9.30. And you were just out? I was exhausted. Yeah, I was tired as fuck yesterday too. I was completely wiped. Why?

We didn't do shit. We really didn't do anything. I guess you rollerbladed, I guess. I rollerbladed. Smoked 10 cigarettes. Yeah, that's enough to take it out of a man.

You're not going to finish that. No. That's cool, though. I'm not. You'd die. Your voice already sounds deeper, though. Owen, did your lungs feel heavy? Yeah.

It feels like there's a layer of tar around them. Yeah. Yeah. I feel terrible. Yeah. I was getting anxious, too. Yeah, because you're addicted. Now you're dependent on them.

Yeah, they suck. You need a cig to take the edge off. Are they tasting less bad after having a little bit of them? No, they're tasting way worse. Dude, we're basically just living in a Morgan Spurlock movie. Yeah. Like we're just jamming so much shit into our body over a short period of time. Like you're just trying to get cancer one way.

I'm trying to get cancer another way. May the best man win. Yeah, we really should have planned it out and done like shit that would have been like, maybe it wouldn't have been like that fun to do, but it would have been like more entered. Because at certain points, like the cigarette thing. Everyone's just going to be in terrible moods. Everyone's just going to be bitter and fucking angry. Yeah, we were outside this morning and Brandon was saying,

he was like, I don't know why we made ourselves purposely have a terrible week. It sucks. No one was looking forward to it. I'm like objectively, like I'm not enjoying myself myself you didn't have any food this morning no yeah you did i swear to god you're drinking two coffees on an empty stomach yes brother i know exactly dude i'm fucking going through it right now yeah i'm fucking on edge in not a good way and i don't fucking like it i'm trying to make the best of it. I'm trying to get sun. I'm sitting out in the sun. I'm just getting angry and sad.

The sun's awesome, dude. It's nice as fuck out. Yeah, not having it makes me real. I haven't been in the sun since November. I haven't seen it. I haven't had one fucking time where the sun's touched my skin and I've looked at the sun since late November.

Yeah, it really sucks. It's February. But also I don't think I would like the sun all year round. Why not? Because the darkness is where I become who I am. I thrive in the darkness. You grow in the darkness. Should we bring on our guest?

Should we have him out? Yeah. All right, yeah. You want me to grab him? You want to go grab him? Yeah, I want to go grab him, bro. We'll be getting to a bunch of shit, Oscar snubs, future guests in the week, but first. All right, Owen, should we just cut it and then have him back in?

Oh, wait, is he actually getting Dave? Yeah, he should. Just actually grab Dave, though. No, don't. Why? We should just cut it when you go get him, and then they'll come back and he'll be right here? Just pass him a note asking if he wants to come on the pod yes or no check yes or check no oh shit should we start that is a crazy time to have brought on the guest as he

starts talking about someone disseminating false information about him. What the fuck? Shit just got extremely real. How did we get this studio and they got that one? Because the fucking power structure in this company is shifting. A little Sasquatch? No, keep your mic, brother. Keep your mic, bro. Don't try to scroll your way out of this, bro.

We got him a lav. We need you engaged in this conversation, Owen. All right. Should we hop back in this conversation, Owen. All right. Should we hop back in? Yeah. Yeah, let's hop back in. All right. Thank you for coming in today, Dave.

We got the fucking boss, man. Wait, this is the pillow that was just in your room? Oh, brother. Thought we were going to go along with it. Oh, okay. So, Dave. I know these fucking allegations are bullshit, but fucking don't, don't say anything if you agree. All right.

Stones or Zeppelin on the count of three. That's from, I stole that from a movie. God damn. I stole that joke. I thought it was an original. No, it would have been funnier if it was. But yeah, I just wanted to bring the pillow up to show people. Yeah.

What are these white stains? Why is it sticky when I touched it? This is what I'm sleeping with? Why did a fucking line of goop stick to my finger? I don't know, dude. I wet my boogies on it.

Yeah. I can't believe that's only in your room because I've... I haven't seen it. No one else has had anything about having one. Yeah, no one else has one.

I think they personally put it there. They purposefully did. I was stoked when I saw it. I think they personally put it there. They purposefully did. I was stoked when I saw it. I'm going to bring it home. They put it on this color pillow to really bring out his eyes. Yeah. No one really talks about how pretty his eyes are. No, dude.

People just like to point out the negative things. I love how pretty Dave's eyes are. I'm always saying that shit. Bro. Dave is literally recording in the next room. And as we brought on our pillow guest he fucking geronimo'd into like some serious allegations on like a zoom call or some shit like that he's dropping the boom on somebody all his little helpers are running around biting their fingernails

to the bone we should try and get on the portnoy show yeah i've been on uh no surprising i think that uh going on the the dave portnoy show is for people who are in a lot of trouble. I should have been on. Or for controversy. Oh, yeah. What happened? You were just like fucking brushing your teeth extra long one morning or something? You were playing Apex or some shit?

No, no. I was BFFs. I was BFFs. And you were supposed to go in, but instead you were like just sitting on the toilet extra long like fucking no it was like 10 a.m and like we weren't planning on going in early you were planning on going in at 1 p.m and then i was getting in the shower and gas called me and was like i can't believe fucking sasquatch thinks going in at 10 a.m is going in early i know i just want to get ahead of the comments because people are going to be on your ass about that well it's funny because like what what would i be do like what could i be doing at 10 a.m

fucking blogging bro yeah that's what this fucking company was built on bro fucking nate didn't work in the fucking mind yeah how hard i work what if that was one of the every second of the day i'm coming up with bits i'm fucking shuffling up fucking material new shit i could use in stand-up mining the podcast for shit to put in stand-up yeah that nfts crypto crypto a lot of nfts when i'm not posting online i'm doing crypto fucking coming up with with fucking sweet ass parodies i saw david dobrik this morning no you didn't yeah where was he at he was driving out through west hollywood he was just in one of those. He was in his white Tesla truck.

And he looked like this. Just by himself. He just keeps that smile on 24-7. It was like the scene. Have you ever seen the town? The scene where the nun turns to the kid in the car with the gun. It was like that. Are you sure it wasn't someone in a dough brick mask?

No, it was him. It was definitely him? Yeah, that big smile on his face. That's what you get when you fucking get up at 6 a.m. and go for your walk. Yeah. Your little morning walk. I heard like screaming in the trunk of his car. Someone was just pounding trying to escape.

Yeah. Maybe he's coming home. It was one of his women. maybe it's a drive of shame young voice on David? on the women she was trying to get out of there she'll make her way out

it was for the vlog it was a prank dude he broke both of her legs as a prank we recreated the music video Stan in real life. As a prank. Yeah. It's to get some fucking nice engagement. And it's going to.

It's going to get incredible numbers. And that's what we're trying to do while we're out here. Yeah, we're putting out episodes every freaking day. I got a TikTok coming out with Puth being like, what if I made a song that sounds like this? tiktok coming out with poof being like what if i made a song that sounds like this and then we're just gonna drop it in like a hard techno drop or some shit that would be sick some fucking we got some uh we potentially have big guests coming on also potentially they won't come on oh yeah dude but that's always that's why you have to stick around all week that's why

you're gonna have to download tomorrow dude i obviously, we got the boss man on today. Yeah, well, that's a given. And we don't have any other pillows, so. Actually, I have a chicks in the office one if we want to have Rhea and Fran on. I do. That's a good ass idea. Do you want to grab them now? No.

It's not their faces. It just says chicks. But it would be like a loaded episode if we had dave and the chicks the chicks in the office yeah it would they're pioneers they're she she and ears she and ears kind of like our man fucking prince yeah don't pull that off for let's taped in she's glued to the fucking wall prince is looking prince is looking fucking jacked he's looking lean he's looking like he has to hit leg day yeah but his obliques look like he's been fucking shredding. It looks like he's been doing elevated V-ups

or some shit, bro. It's like KB, bro. Dude, we need to start doing elevated KB. Whatever the fuck KB's doing. I've given up on lifting weights. It's just not worth it. You have to. You have to do something. It's just not worth it anymore.

An extreme fitness hobby would be sick, dude. If I could get into volleyball or some shit like that, I feel like I'd be living my best life. If I was just like, I need to go out and play two hours of volleyball today and I was just like loving it. I'd rather just do cardio. What cardio though? A long jog? No, a long walk. That's fucking old woman shit though.

I don't care. I enjoy it. Mall walking. I'm all about doing what I enjoy these days. No, you're not. I am. What have you done that you enjoyed over the last 24 hours? I finished On the Road. I started Devils, or

Hell's Angels, Hunter S. Thompson. Of course. Last night. Nice. What part in the story are you on? The F word or the N word? The first two pages. I fell asleep when I was reading it. That's the best way to go to sleep, honestly. How do you unplug, dude? Download some info on me on how you fucking get out of it like what's your best way yeah find yourself a good book dude but how do you start what's the moment

like when you start reading and put your phone down it has to be fucking crazy for the synapses in your brain bro you have to be working fucking faster and harder in your brain to do shit like that i don't know it's just habit now but it takes 21 days to make a habit and i'm on like two months almost holy shit that's like two habits yeah almost three habits yeah so i read every night fuck bro you're missed a day you're locked in you're probably addicted to reading now the same way i'm addicted to my phone yeah well someone should make a documentary about what reading can do for your brain good things we should start publicizing libraries more dude i think it's going to blow people's minds that there's just fucking troves of books that you can just have

access to. It's like the internet in person, bro. Yeah, it kind of is. Don't you have to go to the library? Get a library card? No, I have to go to confession and get my teeth cleaned. Getting a dentist is hard. Can you even do that? Can you just go to a dentist in LA?

There has to be dentists for the stars that do like deals for fucking bro i'm gonna wind up getting like my teeth shaved down into points and walking out with like fucking a takashi 69 marty mush smile or some shit like that well it's just gonna be fused in a fucking brand new looking which i guess is a look people who just wind up with one straight line yeah or like way bigger teeth yeah like uh brother nature just came out with fucking comically big teeth yeah second child and he looked like jim carrey in the mask that looks sick yeah why not dude i don't know or some invisalign bro come with me to the dentist bro let's get some fucking let's get some some

brand new teeth i don't need new teeth i already got pearly whites no i'm talking about a fucking row dude i'm not talking about fucking the color of them i'm talking about a fucking shape of fucking chompers i don't want to do that it must be weird as fuck to eat but it also must be nice that they those people never floss right their shit are fused together correct must be fucking crazy probably dude i was uh this morning i was i did a deep dive of the island boys just see what they've been up to. Nice. Nothing good. What do you mean?

They, they're only, like, I think their only form of income now is cameo. And they just keep on posting different videos. And they're just like, I'm a cameo boy. Trying to make it. And they just, like, keep on remixing their Island Boys song with just, like, different shit that's, like, around them. There has to be something about that melody that they have they had like has no one ever done that melody before like is there no piece of music is there no other sound because i thought that all music has been done before like all jokes have been made before like is there is has that sound like why is that so personal to the island boys i don't know we gotta find it we need to be able to like sing it into

shazam or something like that and find that same melody somewhere else just to prove that like that's not something that they have to hang but i guess if you get just a little bit of pain you just have to ride it till the wheels fall off i'm a bro it's in the works but i'm about to be on a project that they're featured on bro fucking keep it keep it under wraps but yes bro i can't really say much more than that but it's going to be explosive when it comes out and it's nft related as well bro so you know it's fucking cutting edge across the board bro they they have to have nfts right they do and this is an nft related project again i can't say much more but it's like you've changed since you

came out to la this is artistic space that i'm really floating in it's fucking people don't understand that nfts really benefit artists bro it's the next way that artists can have complete ownership of their work it's like fucking patriotic steroids because like nas is putting out a album on that's going to be released as an nft yeah i think a lot of rappers are the baby i think a lot of rappers are getting into nft yeah like albums as entities and also like the apes and like shit like that like the uh just avatar nfts people are trying to get smart it's dope as fuck yo it's fucking dope is what it is bro dude um la so i was thinking i was just thinking about it today like it's such a nice like place yeah but like the people are just like the worst

which uh which that crew of people that rolled up yesterday to saddle ranch was shocking are you talking about the ones we passed walking down the road the lady who was dressed like zoro with two aces in her hat too yeah she had like a deck of cards sticking out of her hat like she was about to fucking disappear in a ball of smoke and fucking drink some like snake venom and human blood or some shit that's like what like a tv show would make someone that lives in la out like to look like yeah but like that's what it was just carrying like a whip on her head yeah yeah like that some on like she's got like elvira yeah but uh the people who pulled up at saddle ranch were like uh i don't know it's like post tiktok it's like not even like I don't know it's like post TikTok it's like not even like TikTokers

it's like a parody of what all TikTokers like thrown in a blender and like spit out it's like the generation of what like a TikTok supposed to look like I mean do they like I think they must just be like oh Bryce Hall and Josh Richards are going to be here and then they all just roll up to like try and

be friends with them right and do you think that's what they do befriend them probably try to or do you think that they're trying to like pitch business ventures or some shit like that i don't know dude they all they all rolled up and they're all just like there's cameras everywhere it's like oh dude this has to be the most miserable life ever yeah like are those people ever alone do you think that they love to be alone they probably are never alone and i don't think like dude I don't know what they do I can't imagine they have like 10 million followers on TikTok all those people yeah

yeah even the like even the strays yeah just dudes in like a fucking oversized hoodie with a mullet and like a fucking high sitting trucker hat with a fucking camera coming around I respect the I respect like the archetype like but it is like an archetype.

It is like a cookie cutter kind of look that that dude follows like a skinny ass dude who has some fucking sweet ass bangs and a flannel or some shit like that. There's just like natural pairings that the boys come up with. And it's shocking to see in person. It is. I've never seen it in person yet. I've only seen that online. I was blown away when they pulled up. You only see them on their screen,

but seeing them in the wild makes it all the more interesting. It's like any parody you see of those kids. I used to do shit trying to pretend to be a fuckboy. It's accurate. It's what they're like. Yeah.

Hey. Yo. Yeah. What's up, bro? Or just not looking at people to do self-conscious yeah i anytime i had a car of them like purring at us last night yeah it was like dude when i used to drive around when i was that like i feel around like 18 19 20 like i would definitely hang out the window of my car and fucking yell at strangers and like say like fuck either fucked up or stupid

shit to them and they were just like usually slurs yeah usually that was a big thing when i was in high school but like hanging out the window it calls flurs yeah no we would really do shit like we'd see someone like uh like a mom like walking her her like her like baby in like a cart or some shit and be like, hey baby, nice mom. Like, ah. That is funny. Hey dog, nice human. That's funny. And it was something

that was relatively harmless, but pretty fucking stupid. And these guys were doing something relatively harmless, but pretty fucking stupid. It was like fucking literal cat calling us. And I think it happened a couple of times as we were just just walking down remember that happened when we were in sunchville yeah they were dudes that were barking at us yeah they lied to dudes like just making animal noises

it was funny though that was funny it's the only shit you could say without being canceled anymore i know it's the only cat call that's actually okay see when i was in high school when i was in high school or maybe it was in middle school, I remember we would be biking around. I used to bike everywhere. We'd be biking around town, and the seniors would come and just unload beer cans at us. Just full trash cans.

No, garbage. Just empty beer cans? And I remember being just head forward, just pedaling as fast as I could to get home. That's funny as fuck. I remember it so clearly. Why don't you fucking knock some of them bro?

No I mean they were all night like I ended up knowing on most of them. Isn't that like the start of They're probably all kids like that in Owen's grade. Isn't that the start of the movie Jumanji?

Not really Owen's not in school anymore. But I still see everybody as a grade. It's like you're a grade above me right? Owen's class. Two grade above me, right? A class.

Owen's class. Two grades above me, right? The proper. Have you ever seen the movie Jumanji? I feel like the start of the movie Jumanji is exactly that. Like some kid running away on his bike to his dad's shoe factory. Is that with Robin Williams? Yeah.

I've never seen it. Bro. It's the original, bro. Why'd you ask that then? I don't know. I didn't know if it was the one with Robin Williams. ask that I don't know I just I didn't know if it was the one with Robin Williams it is with Bob Williams bro

and it fucking is it's the fucking nice jersey by the way bro you fucking fraud this Bill Simmons yeah how am I how am I a fraud

you're a fraud in what way bro I don't know I just know you are you trying to soft flex yeah bro what's wrong with the jersey

this was in Nick's shit it's cringe as fuck he gave it to me to wear bro i didn't dress myself this week i was dressed in this jersey you can't blame me for it all good all good what's your fucking dumb ass shirt yankees respect no bro you're from fucking boston bro i'm a socks man but what is that that's the most clout fucking this is vintage that's literally clout case this This is vintage. That's literally... Clout chasing. This is vintage, bro. This is literally fraud shit. If you had a fly-ass vintage Yankees shirt,

I know you'd be wearing it. No, but that'd be like me wearing a Cowboys shirt. I wear a Phillies sweatshirt. I fucking hate the Phillies. No, you love the Phillies. I hate the Phillies. You're on the fucking knob of the city of Philadelphia, but more importantly,

that's not a rival of the team that you're talking about. Kind of. You don't want to fucking argue with me on fucking sports, bro. I've been watching for a long time, bro. I have a lot of fucking sports. I know way more about sports than your bitch ass does. No, you fucking don't, bro. You fucking don't know shit about fucking anything except for TikTok.

You're a TikToker, bro. You're a true TikToker. I'm not. Dude, you're the one. You post 10 TikToks a day. Bro, that's how the algorithm, that's how you're supposed to succeed in the algorithm. 10 four-second videos every fucking 40 minutes throughout the fucking hours.

And then the fifth one has to be six seconds and it just takes off. Bro, it's a fucking hack that I read, bro, okay? I use this sound if I want to fucking get viral engagement and it fucking works, bro. It takes me to the next level. You see these Oscar noms, bro? I did.

The fucking snubs, bro. I can't believe that fucking, whatever that movie you like got snubbed. Tick yeah i can't believe it bro it's a fantastic movie no way bro you see that uh joe rogan got nominated for his n-word compilation video he did yeah what for best short best picture oh best picture yeah best performance by a white dude yeah dude they need to start having the white dude category bro um guys like rogues yeah i don't know what tick tick boom is though i haven't seen it tick tick boom is really good it's about um fuck i forget who it is the dude wait did you see bill hader and anna kendrick are dating it's about the dude who wrote rent the musical oh okay

you know who that is yes um you should know this you're in the writers guild no this is a this is like a musical that's not a fucking movie bro writers no bro no bro this guy it's andrew garfield bro he played the guy yeah oh and he's nominated for best picture too or best actor Best Actor for that movie. Damn, dude. And Don't Look Up got nominated, which is so dumb. Yeah, bro. I mean, it was a good movie, but it was mediocre. It's like a parody of a parody, man. Come on.

It'll win. Rent is a movie about a lot of people having AIDS or something like that. People in New York having AIDS in the 80s or something like that. That's what Tick, Tick, Boom's about, too. About AIDS? In a way. Bro, such a hack to win a fucking Oscar, bro. I know what Tick Tick Boom's about too. About AIDS? In a way. Bro, such a hack to win a fucking Oscar, bro. I know, dude.

It was a really good movie. No, I'm saying it's like if you write an AIDS movie, it's like you fucking fast track yourself. You think there'll be a similar boom with the TikTokers? A TikTok boom? That would be crazy. There's actually a movie, there's a documentary that came out this year called TikTok Boom. About them having AIDS? No, about TikTokers. Oh, I misunderstood.

It just came out. I think it was at Sundance. And what is it saying? That they're all like badly... I think it's just about TikTok. I don't think it's saying anything. That it's worse than AIDS? Yeah, pretty much. That it's...

I mean, people are probably addicted to the... I even feel like Dave yesterday was coming at Josh Richards and Bryce Hall being like, I expected this to be like the Beatles. What, did you guys fall off? He was busting their balls, but there has to have been a shred of truth in him saying that. The shit is fleeting for all of them.

I can't imagine what Bella Porch would be like out here, dude. It's going to be over soon. And you know who will come out on top? What is? Me. Yeah, well, that is true. That is true that you are going to come out on top. Bryce Hall said that I was going to die out before he did.

Oh, bro. He's already died. No, I'm kidding. He hasn't? No, he'll hear this. So you have to take that back within the same breath. I don't want any confrontation. They couldn't even like fucking Stooley Clubhouse couldn't even fucking cut that.

You said it in the same. Yeah. Bryce Hall's dead. Just kidding. I know he's actually not. I fucking love that guy Shout out to fucking Bryce Hall He has to come by

When I ducked my head And ran the other way Jeff D. Lowe coming by Jeff come on in bro Just get Pop on the pop Get a word on the pod bro Get a word in edgewise

Jeff come be our guest for the day We need a guest for the day Just give us a word Just you know A word How long have we been going? Give us a sentiment Do you want to see what I just did?

Yeah Yes What camera should I give it a look to? Ready? Hop in There's only one camera Here you can Dave thank you for coming out what I just did? Yeah. What camera should I give it a look to? Ready? Hop in. There's only one camera. Here, you can... Dave, thank you for coming out, bro. I gotta put my leg up. Oh, fuck. Look at that

spray tan. Wow! Look at that. God damn! I walked in and... Where'd you go? No free ads. Sugared and bronze, It's called free. I had to assume she,

KB had the appointment right after me. Fuck. Yes. I've done it before. I have to think he's going to be wildly uncomfortable. If there's, there's no, all the people in there are aspiring actresses.

Yeah. And that's like their side job. And there's no way to make a spray to not feel uncomfortable but i've done it before he's gonna feel but you look good though thank you you look it doesn't look like i thought it would yes bronze it's not gonna go ever i'm happy he's doing spray tan instead of the tan so i actually told she's like who's like so what do you need for plus one i told her i was like well i need it like i'm doing it like willingly because I would like to. I love that shit.

Yeah. I just, I don't know. I'm like, I'm a clown. But I'm like, he lost a bet. I said, he went to a tanning bed yesterday. And she was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like, yeah, tell him to come here. Yeah.

And she's like, he's like, he'll look great after today. I said, what if I told you he's going to be coming back three days after that? For more and more and more. To back, to back. He may be canceled by Friday. Yeah. He might be. There may be nothing to do about it. Oh, yeah. He's going to back to back he may be canceled by friday yeah he might be oh yeah he's gonna look like trudeau he's gonna be justin trudeau by the end of the week yeah that's a tough situation for him to be in but uh it's sweet to have gone tanning like that it's sweet to to put that into the repertoire it looks good and natural it's like i wouldn't i

don't think i would have known i'll be honest i've got it before this is significantly darker than usual yeah you got a big ass tan i pulled this pulled the leg back in the car and was quite I don't think I would have known I'll be honest, I've gotten it before This is significantly darker than usual I pulled the leg back in the car And was quite shocked The Uber looked back at me too when I did it So I don't know if he thought something was up You look like a Shaw kind of You look like

Jaws of Sunset Doesn't it get darker progressively though? So it will hit a peak It'll hit a peak. Actually tonight we're at the Lakers game. I'll be looking rather bronze, but by tomorrow night when the show is, I should be like a good.

Imagine if you went to the Lakers game and then like halfway through, you just turned into blackface. It just starts ramping up. There's nothing you can do. I get caught on like the kiss cam. Donald Sterling's pubing. Being somewhere silently. Hell yes, dude. up there's nothing you can do i got we i get caught on like the kiss cam yeah donald sterling hell yes dude well next time you go tanning please uh please please include us dude i will yeah you're invited next time would you ever go tanning i would just go tomorrow

awesome shit to see why did she say that it's like way worse to go to uh because tanning beds like actually burn your skin why do you why is that still okay also or do we need to cancel them i i actually thought most of like i thought that was like just not a thing yeah i don't think it's like skin cancer it's like it's really bad for you we'll just paint your skin or what is it is it a paint it's like it sort of it's actually like i mean it's one of those things i think like spray tan you think of what like high school homecomings and it's like people yeah like, but not like they're, they're pretty legit. Like they look good.

You do. I did the first time. I was like, ah, it's kind of awesome. I'm pretty pale to begin with. Like I kind of like this. I'm pale as hell. My boss, my first summer as an intern at major league baseball, one of the first things he ever said to me was, you're so fucking pale.

Stuck with me for years. They fired me one day. So it's just like, maybe, maybe they fired me one day so it's just like maybe maybe they fired me because i was too pale yeah this guy's too white you're too white for baseball my friend yeah that's unbelievable that's super fucked up dude well next time we we want you're invited bro you're invited yeah thank you hell yeah dude the low in the fucking pod bro love that dude that, dude. That's huge for us. That's a huge fucking get, bro. How long have we been going?

Hours, I feel like, bro. No, we've probably been going for about 40 minutes would be my guess. Somehow. 30? Push yourself, bro. Are you going 10x this week or not, dude? I felt like

that was a good first half. Are we doing a full hour? No, I don't give a... We bail whenever. These are gifts to the people. What do you think, Owen? Whatever you guys want. This is a clear indication to end the episode.

Yeah, I mean, I thought that was good. I thought it was very funny. Hell yeah, it was brutal. Shout out to Jeff D. Lowe for coming on. Shout out to our sponsors. Shout out to Logan for fucking putting on for the fucking city, bro. Shout out to Dave for coming on. Logan, you think we can get this on YouTube?

Hell yes, bro. That's fucking love, dude. Thank you. Hell yes. If you're watching on YouTube, dude, thank Logan. Dude, Logan's the one who got it on. All right. Thank you guys for listening.

We'll see you tomorrow. Yes, sir. Peace. Peace. Let's do one last tomorrow. Yes, sir. Peace. Let's do one last clap. Oh. Perfect.

Thank you very much. I'm going to just island them all.