Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 44 - ADHD Boys (ft. Fibula)

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Bro, that's a man's clap, Sass, dude. In the history of this podcast, you've never clapped like that. No, I haven't. It's very crisp. My penis is about to fall out.

You did a good call wearing some pants. Well, no, I keep having to go like this because I'm like, damn, I'd't. It's very crisp. My penis is about to fall out. You had a good call wearing some pants. I keep having to go like this because I'm like, we're above the waist show anyway. You guys are on vacation. This is like a working trip. No, it hasn't been vacation. It's been trash. I've had a great time.

I'm greased up. Fuck no, dude. The In-N-Out's getting to me. I have to eat In-N-Out for every meal. I know. I know. How's that going? Terrible.

Did you eat this morning? I saw a picture. No, I'm not eating this morning. But I saw a picture of my, or just I was recording another show and I just saw myself and I was just this fat, greasy fucking mess, dude. I looked like a fucking ball of mucus that was melting in the sun. You want to start? Sure.

All right. Does the want to start? Sure. All right. Does the audio sound fine? Yeah. Also, we're going to have to make collective decisions throughout the show if we're all going to lean back at certain points. Let me know.

If we're all going to fucking lock in at certain points. Right now, I'm in video game mode. I'm locked in. Should we be all the same? That's what I don't know. If we need to information all right ready we can lean forward i'm just gonna have to be no no no leave back leave back you gotta leave back you leave back all right what is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today is wednesday february 9th

it's 11 a.m 11 08 a..m. So yeah, we have a guest. Fibula. What's up? Thanks for having me. What's up, bro? Hey. This is my first time meeting you, so this is an organic-ass conversation. It's all of our first time officially meeting each other.

Yeah, it's crazy. We've been mutuals for a bit. Yeah. Technically, but... Definitely. Mutuals is a word that we say in LA. Yeah? I don't know if you guys say it elsewhere. It's internet. I thought you were talking internet. I mean, it is internet, I guess, but it's like a very, but... Definitely. Mutuals is a word that we say in LA. Yeah? I don't know if you guys say it elsewhere. I thought it was internet.

I thought you were talking internet. I mean, it is internet, I guess, but it's like very, like, I just met one of my mutuals, IRL. Damn, dude. O-M-F. How'd you guys mutual? How'd you guys first mutual? What was your first... Good question.

I don't know. I've met... Or who's your mutual? Shout him out, dude. Or is it a persona non grata? Who's your mutual? I don't think you know what mutual means. A mutual friend?

We have mutual friends? No, we're mutuals as in we follow each other. Oh, dude. So I didn't know what it meant. You didn't know what it meant. Yeah, dude. I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, you're old.

Yeah, that's a fact as well. How old are you? 25. Oh, nice. I don't think you're allowed to ask that, bro. Ron's 35. You're 35? No, I'm 33

But it might as well be 35 You should slow down On the In-N-Out That's like I know I don't want to be eating it dude I feel it up my fucking arm I feel the heart attack coming

I was walking up this hill And I was just pulsing All the way down to my fingers There's a song about that Yeah it's not right dude You're gonna miss this When you're in Cincinnati At the end of the week

You're gonna miss this In-N-Out bitch No I'm not dude I'm never gonna eat this shit again dude the end of the week, you're going to miss this In-N-Out bench. No, I'm not, dude. I'm never going to eat this shit again, dude. It fucking is terrible. I brought you guys something to cleanse. Shut up. Oh, really?

Yeah, because I know that we're in LA and we got to stay really healthy. So I got... Oh, wow. Yo. That's a American spirit. Pucking the fuck up inside. Yeah, it's like going on a jog. It's awesome.

Oh, no, no, no. I also got... Brought this little doozy as like a little sous vide. Oh, dude. We're not doing that right now. yeah it's like going on a jog and it's awesome oh no no no I also got brought this little doozy as like a little sous vide oh dude we're not doing that no

no you were at the pink dot you were at the juicy dot okay cause I was coming in have you done the lighter no cause she was like

it's gonna shock you and I was like okay actually give me give me a couple of those cause that's funny yeah so we got that

last night at like right after the he's not hilarious. So we got that last night. There you go. You can use these. Right after the... He's not going to smoke them. We got those after the Lakers game and they didn't tell us it was a shock lighter. So everyone's passing it around. So like he bought it like to use as a real lighter and then they just didn't tell us

and then it just shocked him. He was like, I think something's wrong with this lighter. They're just playing fucking cracks, dude. That's some bullshit. I know. They're just cracking people. At least they let you know. where it's probably she didn't i was like what do you mean it's like it's like two and she's like well you do this to to torch it oh and then we didn't even know it had that part i was like okay yeah it was the other day and she was like well it shocked

you i was like why the fuck do you say all that? Dude, it hurts. It hurts. Oh, that one has up to you a little bit. One last night was kind of soft. It was like, wow. Now I'm recharged over that, though. It did. This one's new. Recharge it? No, because we did it to KB this morning.

It's a low key way. You both have to give it a little shock. Just get your nerves running. No, I don't want to do it. It hurts so much. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you're a bad ass.

It might have gotten you on the freshie. I'm not doing it. No, dude, it doesn't hurt. What are you talking about? It hurts so bad. What do you mean you're not doing it? Did I hit the mic? Last night when I went to use it as a lighter, I held it down for like 10 seconds.

I thought I was having a stroke. Oh, yeah. If you didn't know what it was it feels like a weird sensation up my wrist into my elbow yeah it's kind of sick it is a sweet ass it feels like but dude you have to do it stop being a i feel like you're kind of being there you go we got him so fucking good just now you don't know shit bro um no i had to go to pink dot because i went to go get a legendary spot out there oh no pink dot it's like the la la it's the la la it's right there it's across

the street i'm doing that i'm doing that thing with the bulbs thing um it's a bulge right bro it's it's all fixed i just can't be leaning forward it's gonna go out to hundreds of people bro you want to get that bulge sitting right, dude. Fucking. I got to leave that test right away. It's too transparent if I do that. But I lost my keys in my one bedroom apartment this morning because I went and got cigarettes and then locked my cigarettes in my car, your cigarettes in my car, and then lost my keys.

So I Ubered here. Did you really? Yeah. What? So they're still locked in there? Do you need a car? do you need a bus my window to get these american spirits out do you like need a car to live in la i have to have a car yeah yeah i live in la and i didn't have a car and it was a it was a bad time yeah what did you have to walk everywhere i i took ubers everywhere it was just uber after uber yeah're cheap, but they add up.

If you have to go two places in one day, it's like 40 minutes here, 40 minutes there. Yeah. But like, I Ubered to a sporting goods store and it was $7. Yeah. If I Uber in New York from like my apartment to the office, which is like not far at all. It's like a half a mile. It like 25 dollars wow yeah it's some bullshit dude uber's in new york are ridiculous like if you if i were to uber from manhattan to brooklyn it would be like a hundred dollars it's some bullshit yeah yeah especially at some peak ass times but just going to work and home for like 12 dude like you were saying

earlier you're gonna wind up in a party in the hills i'm pretty sure when i came to la the first time i did everything wrong i didn't have a car i never wound up in a fucking party in the hills i was just depressed as fuck just sitting at home fucking it was it wasn't a good time like i did i feel like i didn't win wow yeah i fucked up dude i'm actually a fucking what are you out here for it was like five months and then like three or four months or something like that. Three months probably. Damn. You never were in the hills?

What's up with that? Yeah, bro. It's fucking whack, dude. He was saying that he goes to parties at Charlie D'Amelio's house. What the fuck, dude? That's bullshit. Bro, just maybe walk us through how to get invited up to the fucking D'Amelio. Yeah, I feel like you're everywhere always.

So how does that work? I don't know. I don't know how it works. You're fucking likable, bro. I shouldn't be there. i'm like looking around like oh damn no i should not be here you're always everywhere you you realize it like it's it snaps in you and you're like whoa like i am like an adult like i have a 401k for some reason i have like yeah you know like do they match contributions they do they did when i had a job i got fired fired twice. But. Was it a real job or was it like a fake job? Yeah, I worked at Bumble for a bit.

Oh, damn. And then I worked at. I was like really early. I was a senior in college and it was like a startup when I started working there. Damn, you should have stuck around. Yeah, well, I got fired. No, but then I thought that they just went through like a huge class action lawsuit or something where it was like sexist.

Oh, yeah. I think they are. That the girls are getting pussy. Some bullshit that the girls are getting pussy. That shit's sexist. No, the girls are getting, well, I don't know. Never mind. Never been a vocal?

No, keep talking. I don't even know what I was going to say. You weren't there. You know how it works. No, I'm not. The girls are getting pussy or what? You know, that's a good question. I'm not in the loop, I guess.

Yeah, but so what was the other job you got fired from? Bird. The scooter company that you guys don't have. I love the birds. We were trying to bird home from the Lakers game last night. You were going to bird home from downtown LA. How long would it take to bird? Not long.

Dude, well, it would actually be faster for you to get shot than to make it home. Because that would take 14 seconds. Damn. And even around there the bird is yeah dude downtown la even around there what is downtown la shitty yeah no one lives in downtown la no one does i know usc is over there they all live and that's i mean one block off usc is just kind of scary bam so, so you love corporations. Yeah, I like startups. Both of those places

I went to when they were like startups. So you fumbled the bag twice. Man. No. You called me likable meanwhile I'm getting

like dusted at every job that I've ever had. You should have gotten some equity in one of them. It's probably impossible to get equity

in those companies. At a startup? You should get equity at Barstool then. Yeah, you should get some Barstool equity. You should have a startup? You should get equity at Barstool then. What a brilliant idea. Yeah, you should get some Barstool equity. You should have fucking gotten equity. I have equity at Barstool.

Holy shit. Do you really? Oh, yeah. No, you fucking don't. I just talked to Dave as I was walking over here. I did run into him. And I was like, dude, how was it with Sash last night? And he was like, he did good.

And I was like, I feel like he's like a little bit scared around you. And he said, yeah, you kind of put your little turtle head in your show when you're around Dave. We need to get you more brave. Dave said that? We both agreed that we need to get you more brave. He did say that. Yes, he did.

It's not even a funny enough story for me to make up. He said, I put my head in my turtle show when I talked to him. when you're around him. You would never say that. You do, but you kind of do. I'm not scared around him.

I think he's scared around me. No, I don't think you're as brave. So that's why you put the pillow in your room of his face it's cognitive behavior exactly literally talk to the pillow normalize the presence of dave portnoy's face around where'd the pillow go i don't think we have it anymore he stole it because he knew you were fucking making fun of him dude that's just not funny well if i had a fucking boss man i wanted a pillow of myself in his room what do you think oh that one got me yeah it does recharge it does recharge room What do you think It does recharge

What do you think LA thinks about Dave Portnoy Do you think he's I would at first say he's not an LA guy But then what he's done with the TikTok the children in the hills I feel like I saw that movie That would be a sweet ass horror movie

About the fucking TikTokers The children in the hills They're grudging down that Mountain movie that would be a sweet ass horror movie about the fucking tiktokers just crap children they're grudging down that yeah definitely dude can you can we maybe we should take the podcast mobile and go to charlie domelio's house totally you think you're gonna love that you think they she'd fucking let us in yeah she's been on dave show no she, she hasn't. Has she not? No. Oh, Dixie. Bro, Charlie would never do that. Fuck, dude. I'm old as fuck.

Charlie would only go on this podcast. Charlie would come on here. Yeah, she would. Climbing in the fucking... What's the question you guys would ask Charlie D'Amelio? Dude, I... How much money do you have? And how much money...

How much of it has your parents stolen from you? Dude. Her parents have to be... Dude. He wasn't on... She's a child. He wasn't on Mike, bro bro he wasn't on mic he's a lot to wonder what 117 million dollars last year i think was what or she made it's either 17 or 117 i've never heard that it's one of the two it's it's i maybe

no i've seen those tiktok accounts where it like zooms through how much everybody's making or whatever. I think KB Lame is a billionaire. I'm pretty sure that he made a billion dollar square. He's like a fucking... No, no way. He's like a Gucci model now too.

He has like different, he has different sources of income now, dude. Do you guys see that train guy? Yeah, he's like faking autism. What? Right? I didn't see the train guy.

Isn't that what they're saying? But if he's faking autism, I'm down to hear more about it. Maybe you explain it with deep dive into this. Can we get a fact check? I heard that from someone at work. He's faking autism. Yeah. Damn.

What's happening? What's happening? The train dude. He makes videos of trains. Oh, yes, yes. Apparently he films himself. Oh, really? How did someone just decide, like, dude, this happened?

You're not on the spectrum. You're faking it. Because apparently someone found a video of him and he's just like a normal ass dude. But maybe people who are on the spectrum are normal ass dudes though. They are. I feel like there's different triggers that can bring out... No dude, I think we should try and cancel Sass.

I know. I'm trying to undig your hole. I think we should tie it on. I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about it. All I know is that I heard that he was faking. And what? Someone just saw him not going nuts over a train?

Or what was there? Someone saw him while a train walked by. Yeah. Someone saw him getting hit by a train. Wow. What was your point about the train guy? My point about the train guy was that they actually put him in a Gucci campaign. He was like the face of the newest North Face Gucci collab.

No way. And it's sick. It's like incredible. That's awesome. What's his bone structure like? Is his bone structure wavy? He's gorgeous. He's gorgeous.

All right. Well, then that's why. Well deserved. You should just lean into the modeling thing. It's awesome how many opportunities people get from TikTok and how little opportunities people get from everywhere else. Right. It's the only place where opportunities come from.

Right. Dave was aghast yesterday when you said that you put your TikTok to private. Oh, yeah, I know. They were all fucking shocked on stage. He's like, what? Why'd you do that? I don't go on TikTok anymore. So why'd you private it?

Because I haven't been on it in months, and I just don't like the app anymore. You weren't seeing growth? You weren't posting anymore? Oh, I was growing. That was the problem. I was like, I don't want to grow anymore. Too many people were seeing your shit. You don't want to get too big. That that was the problem i was like i don't want to grow anymore too many people were too big that would fucking suck now i just don't like tiktok i don't know why well you know why i hate it why why what do you mean you don't want to get too big you do want to get too big though you definitely do on twitter not not tiktok

how many hours you put in a day on tiktok you in the mines no i i don't really open the app like i don't scroll and it kind of sucks that i lose out on a lot of cultural moments i didn't i haven't heard more titties in your algorithm brother dude i don't even i don't even have my algorithm isn't even like fitted to my shoe size anymore it's just like a random collection of shoes yeah so i go on i post a video and i x out the out of the app but i just miss out on a lot of shit. Yeah, it could be helpful. It could be formative, but it also could be fucking rottenness from the insides. But sometimes it might be nice, dude. You just kind of get turned off a little bit. I take a little hiatus, yeah.

But then you get like, it's like my job. I need to open the fucking app. You're going to have to go back to working at Bird, dude. It's bad for my mental health. It's like an accountant being like, I don't like numbers anymore yeah they make me sick to my fucking stomach it's like oh why don't you take two weeks off that's probably what it's like right isn't that what the dude did in fight club or what was his fucking job or he was adjusting insurance or some shit like that no i think he was just i think he just had

a rent i don't think he didn't have a job i thought he was like an insurance adjuster but i forget what he did he like went around and like people died and he i don't know but it fucking drove him crazy and i think that it's what movies is fight club fight club book it's a sick ass fucking book bro you gotta fucking check out the book you should check out the book don't you have another book you have to read yeah he should be reading yeah it's time i would never read the book if the movie is so good dude i don't like i would never watch a I would never read the book if the movie is so good. Dude, the book is fucking... I would never watch a movie and then read the book after. Yeah?

It's like a waste of time. But what if there's like depth to the book? You're not a true book guy. If you were a book guy, that's the way you'd be going about it, dude. You'd be a person engineering it. No, I am a true book guy. No, you're fucking not, dude. When was the last time you even opened up a book?

Bro, I fucking crack them all the time, bro. I fucking just flipped through the book. I i gifted you a book dude i fucking gave you managing yourself the worst book i saw a different one of the same by the same person it's an airport book yeah it is are you a book man it's an airport book like the ones that they only sell at airports the worst books there are that's like a panic book it's like i forgot my i forgot my headphones yeah yeah exactly exactly but you're not even gonna read it you're just gonna re-gift it to your friend and that's exactly what it's in your backpack that you only take to the airport and then like you're like all right i guess i'll read this book that's exactly what was happening i said in my backpack i can't read one of those

books and then he was like tried to pawn it off like he got it for me and then i was like i know you didn't get this for me everyone was like, why are you being such a dick? Yeah, to you. Take the book. Everyone in the office was like, dude, you're being such an asshole right now. It's a nice gift. Because I know you didn't get me this book. Just take the book though. You're a book guy. I have a fresh book. Shitty ass book. Really bad book. It's like articles

about like stress management. No, just managing yourself, dude. It's bad. If you're in charge of yourself, you're in charge of yourself. you're in charge of yourself. You need to let, you got to manage yourself. My personal motto is just let go and let God. I'm not managing shit. Yeah, but at least that's a style.

That's a management style. Is it? Do you stay on top of yourself? Do you ever find yourself letting yourself go? Like, do you ever just let the shit go? How do you stay on top of yourself? Oh, I'm not. Like, give me the book.

That's what I mean. I'm looking at a guy who's not on top of yourself? Oh, I'm not. Like, give me the book. You're not going to read it. That's what I mean. Give me the book. I threw the book away. I'm looking at a guy who's not on top of shit. You did? I threw it away. I shredded it. You're a book burner.

No, I didn't. It's at my desk. Yeah, at least throw it up on a shelf and make it look like you read it. No, I only keep my good books on the shelf. The impressive ones? Yeah. You should read some Chuck Palahniuk, dude, though. He's the Fight Club, dude.

He has one called Choke or something about a guy who, I don't know, I'll let you read the book, dude. Read the book. I'll check it out. What's on your reading list the rest of the month? I just started Hell's Angels, which is a Hunter S. Thompson book. And I think I'll probably read The Big Sur or Big Sur, I think. Bro, you got to read some fucking Marcus Aurelius, bro. After that.

Marcus Aurelius is having a phase. Have you seen people just quoting the fuck out of Aurelius? I'm so sorry. I don't know who any of these folks are. Marcus Aurelius, dude? They don't got books out in LA? I don't even know how to read, dude. I have such bad ADHD.

I have to read the same page like 11 times in a year. Me too. And then I wake up and my face is like drooling into the first page of the book. Dude, I like, so I struggle to focus when I'm reading and I'll notice myself like drifting off. And so I started reading like out loud quietly. No, because it like helps you focus. But then I started realizing like I'll be reading out loud and somehow I'm still thinking about something else. You're thinking about something else?

I'm like, how does that even happen? What even happened on this page? You've read it twice and it's like i was thinking the whole time and i've heard people criticize that people will be like you're reading the wrong books like it's not on you to be stimulated by what you're reading it's on the author to write something stimulating but it's like that doesn't make me feel better when this is supposed to be like the best book in the world and i'm fucking going over the same page and i don't know if i should just power on and just go to the next page and like just not remember every detail or i do i have to fucking memorize this shit you know what i like about you you're just like any topic at all you're just like fucking fired up and passionate about it fuck yeah like you're just like like everything there's probably some deeper like

he's he's tricking us somehow and we just don't know it yet yeah I'm tricking you and then he'll clip it and post it on twitter and everyone will be like damn those other

two kids are so fucking stupid you'd be a good politician because like anything that's the biggest insult to someone you could you could

say to someone yeah you should be a politician I would take it if someone just you're so corrupt you should be a

politician I would rather show myself than be a politician no offense to people who've killed themselves but I would rather politicians yeah no you take offense You should be a politician. I'd rather kill myself than be a politician. No offense to people who've killed themselves, but I would rather... Yeah. No, you take offense if you're a politician.

Politicians are just like tricking people in the moment and fucking going whatever way the fucking wind blows just so they could win a popularity contest. That's what I do every single day of my life. Yeah, I guess if I'm not running for any... It is a little bit of a popularity contest but the politicians are just like they're just going to tell you they're going to like get rid of student loan debt and then just get elected and just be like fuck you the best one is the kamala harris one where she's like saying that they're going to give

everyone two thousand dollars a month for the whole pandemic and people just keep quoting and being like when is this yeah how's this going same with jill biden i mean i think that she said that they're just like we're there's gonna be no more student loan debt and she just has to i think it's coming up where she just is gonna have to tell everyone she's a fucking liar it's like michael scott in the that episode of the office where he buys everybody's he's gonna buy everyone or he's gonna pay everyone's college that's the funniest episode of the office i think someone should make

that connection on on twitter i feel like that would do really well i think i've seen it before yeah fuck bro

but they do the huge ass dance for michael scott thank you michael thank you mr scott what's he gonna do he's like sweating man they got us

all like that they promised student loan debt but I also know a ton of people who had student loans who are like dude if he fucking gets rid of the student loan debt I'm gonna be so fucking pissed oh yeah a lot of people are like that I paid off so much of mine

like all that first round of bonuses like my first jobs I remember my parents like getting my first bonus my parents were like you know it like feels good to have that cash but it'd be better to like not have debt i'm like i'm gonna fucking i gotta move to another country like this is not fun for me anymore yeah i don't even want the bonus you know yeah what would you have fired up again what would you have spent the bonus on what was there like a material? A ring light?

Charlie and Amelia's new heart-shaped ring light at Target. No, I don't know what I was going to do, but you know, when you first graduate, we're like doing random shit for cash and then you get a big check in cash and it's like, whoa, what? Zass is in the middle of that right now. He still hasn't

blown the entire bonus. Oh, sick. I'm holding on to my money. I don't spend any money unless I need to. Really? Yeah. Bro, you got to buy a fucking Bitcoin, bro. You got to do it. Actually, I was looking at Bitcoin this morning.

Shut up, bro. It's down a lot. Do you think you're big into Bitcoin? I'm not big into Bitcoin because I feel like I missed it a little bit. Sorry, I bought a bunch of Ethereum. You can't say that to people though because people are like, no, dude, it's just getting started. No, dude, I can't afford to buy Bitcoin. It's the top of the first inning, bro. You can't say it to people though because people are like, no, dude, it's just getting started. No, dude, I can't afford to buy Bitcoin. It's the top of the first inning, bro.

You don't fucking understand. This whole NFT thing is crazy because I still don't get it, but I talk about it all the fucking time. And a bunch of my friends have gone- Do they love it out here? I feel like it's a very- It's like a pretty tight-knit community.

I paid in NFTs at Big Dot. You did? Yeah. They got 15 lighters i bought i bought a i bought a monster energy with just a sliver of one of my apes you just cut it up digitally yeah um i have buddies here that like were photographers and then started minting their photos for 15 grand really and like they were broke and they sell them. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty awesome. I'm going to throw up.

A little bit of a stroke. Just throw up, dude. Let's all throw up. If you throw up, I will throw up right now. I'll pull the trigger right here. Sass, do I have your word, bro, that if he throws up,

we all throw up? I would throw up just from watching you throw up. I'm good, actually. It was just a little bit of a frog in my throat. That should happen. Have you guys been? I can't believe you figured this thing out.

We were all just like, damn, dude, there's not even, this is just a fake ass lighter. They Spencer's gift us. They fucking just got us like that. This is a dope ass lighter. It's pretty sick. And then you can just trick people too. It needs a key chain. It does.

Yeah, or like a chain line. It's rechargeable too. You can like refill the propane. Yeah, yeah. It's like a Zippo. Reset us though. We all just simultaneously adhd'd on that shit though oh yeah i don't even remember what we were talking about that was a bad adhd

that shit hit us like a wave yeah so uh so he was in the middle of a conversation though i don't even and you're like dude it was the nft thing i don't even think we don't need to be talking about nfts it's none of our business i just i want to be in la talking about nft thing i don't know you yeah we don't need to be talking about nfts it's not of our business i just i want to be in la talking about nfts like it's like a cultural moment dude it's not a 2022 thing that's like we were in fucking la in fucking hollywood talking about you're gonna tell your your grandkids about this like future of digital decentralized currency and these photographers are buying fucking houses in the hills off their 15 000 snapshots that they just took on a fucking trip to recce i'm talking about photographers that were also bartending that dropped their bartending jobs because they're making 15 grand

a month off of nfts that's crazy and now no one's fucking bartending that's why there was only one waitress at the restaurant and two djs dude that's definitely why we were at a restaurant the other day and there was one waitress and two DJs. That tracks, dude. We're in the lady. Wow, she was busting her ass so fucking hard. And the guys were just fucking back there vibing. Yeah. Well, I told you guys, I've gone to two NFT parties to mint NFTs.

It's awesome that there's NFT parties here. NFT parties. The skin's crawling, dude. It's sick. No, you gotta move out here. I'm trying to think of some of the people that were there. Josh Richards was there fuck yeah

when I was at with Bryce was he doing coke it was a Tuesday so yeah I don't know yeah probably no he wasn't I don't think so

he was taller in person I didn't know coke makes you tall yeah and Bryce Hall is short hey bro he's like the same height oh yeah he's short

he's like the same height as you bro I'm tall as fuck. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you. Bro, is that me, bro? I'm way taller than you. You just have been stretching, bro.

Actually, you are probably having a growth spurt. You definitely are taking HGH recently. That's what he spent his bonus money on. HGH? Wait, you have any with you? No. I'm trying, dude. I wish.

Let's rip some ADHD. Some HGH, dude. I'm also word dyslexic. ADHD. Fuck yeah. So, you have a new podcast I do yeah let me put you on real quick we just started it

under Cody's network Cody Co, TMG and Noel Miller it's called have you guys seen Zach and Miri make a porno yes I have we had this standing title where I was like it's with myself and lady afron on tiktok and uh it's called brooke and connor make a podcast and i kind of i kind of was like let's get this placeholder name in yeah and then we had like

this guy doing graphics and he was like i kind of want to just like use all the promo from zach and mary and just remake it but it's like brooke and connor and people caught on and like pretty catchy i don't know it rolls off the tongue it's going really well so it's brooke and connor make a podcast and all anywhere you can find a podcast really that's awesome yeah what we need is is a woman to ever interact with this podcast yeah we're actually having it we're i think we have a guest next we might have guests next week yeah you're fucking neat you're uh you're ahead of the curve you're the last guy it's well it's it's it's the it's the first like female that's ever been on or like associated with tmg ever oh wow

that's awesome you can say i'm a part of yeah you're changing the game herstory dude you're changing the game get it right dude that's the what's the plan for the rest of the week for you guys um i gotta go to confession i gotta go get my fucking teeth clean dude i'm putting that you're not gonna do either of those but i just don't i i will do them but it's just the procedurals of having to fucking get the shit ready to do it dude like just more like scary it's more like partying. No. We went out last night. Just got absolutely fucking ruined.

No, we didn't go to Sour Ranch. We went to Lakers game. Oh, right. Yeah, my bad. I heard it was pretty chill. We hung out with LeBron after we talked NFTs. We had an NFT party in the locker room. He was short. He's short as fuck in real life. His ass is taller than him. That would be awesome if LeBron was just like short as fuck in real life that's just taller that's so embarrassing

for him yeah that would be awesome if lebron was just like five six in real life yeah yeah that actually would be crazy who's the uh who's the most famous person that lives up here because that's what i'm thinking about right now besides charlotte damelio of course you know i don't really know like what i was saying earlier is that like you end up at these houses it's never fun like i'm being genuinely honest like every single time this is so embarrassing for me to say and cringy like every time i leave like a fun sports bar or like little pre-game and end up at one of those things i'm like what are we doing like yeah everything's kind of everybody's hot like everybody's like just looking around at each other like who has the most followers here

so what's the funnest place like what's the funnest thing for you like what it was like you like that type of like a pre-game where it's just like all your friends around yeah like is it like a divey bar shitty bar bar? Yeah. I like disgusting, sticky, almost kind of scary bars. Where's the sticky spots around here? Venice Beach. Yeah, that's where the sticky- Santa Monica. That's where it gets sticky out by the water.

How far away is that? 25 minutes. Oh, damn. That's not bad. No. I mean, that's close for LA. Yeah, that's not bad. But it's just towards the water.

If you just drive straight towards the water, you'll- Dude, I was saying I wish they put us closer to the water. I would rather be closer to the water and have to Uber 30 minutes to the Saddle Ranch. Really? Yeah. It'd be next to Saddle Ranch. It's more walkable here, though. Yeah, I could see that.

There's stuff to do down there, but it's like, this is probably where you guys... It makes sense. Yeah, yeah. If you have time, come down and... What, are you roommates out? You got some room to live? I live by myself. I live by myself.

I'm listening. Fuck, bro. That's why it was so alarming to lose my car keys and like I don't even know my square footage it can't be bigger like this is the size

of my bedroom damn you gotta get this is the size of my whole apartment I need I need I need some Adderall

dude Adderall let's all do some Adderall dude let's smoke some cigs let's do some Adderall let's get some fucking in and out let's just have a seizure up here yeah dude's smoke some cigs let's do some Adderall let's get some fucking in and out let's just have a seizure up here

yeah dude I think it would be nice dude I think that would be a fucking look at us all looking longingly up in the window because now I'm just

thinking like that's because this wall is bad also we have to kind of like angle towards each other if you want to talk but the wall is bad let's just picture

Billie Eilish yeah it's just the Eilish wall like I don't know the feng shui of the home is wrong like this room is this couch is situated so we're supposed to be looking at this wall like this room is designed so we are just supposed to worship eilish yeah it's like where the tv is supposed to be there's just a picture of billy eilish you saw madison beer i saw madison beer while i was

walking to pink dog was that kind of just like bone chilling no i was like so i was waiting to cross the street like in a good way not like in a bad way i was just like bone chilling? No, I was like, so I was waiting to cross the street. Like in a good way, not like in a bad way. I was just like, oh my fucking God. I was waiting to cross the street and this girl in like a nice ass, like brand new Range Rover, black, drives by smoking a cigarette with the windows up. And I was like, that person looks super familiar. Wait, she was hot boxing the car with a cigarette? And I was like, that person looks super familiar.

And then I was like, wait, is that Madison Beer? And then I looked up, a little stalkerish of me, I looked up Madison Beer's car and it was that car. Whoa. That's a good idea.

I know. She was really quick like that. She does cigs inside in the car, though? Cigs inside in the car. Cigs are so in right now. I know. It's crazy. You were out of the curve

with this bet. I know. I have head cigs, dude. You're a fucking... Yeah, you should shave your head. No, because I don't have eyebrows, so it'll look like I'm in round two of chemo. Dude, shave head is the way to go. I have like half an eyebrow on each side.

I love it. It was the best decision I ever made was shaving my head. You could pull it off. It's like Pete Davidson did it. Now you just need... I did it before Pete Davidson. You should bleach it. No.

God, no. And get your ears pierced. Just one ear pierced like 15 times. Yeah, that would be sick. That long, dangly one, dude. One long paperclip. Do you ever about uh penciling in the eyebrow i have i look like a monster like people are like i'm really really uncomfortable around you and i can't figure out why i'm like it's because i'm not mint i wasn't put on this earth to have eyebrows set of brows

yeah have you done a lot of shoots where you had to put on makeup no a couple and i look like i said like i don't look good like it looks scary yeah i don't like the i don't really fuck with the makeup like i don't know why they make people do that i sweat a lot so they have to put on stuff that absorbs the sweat oh is that what some makeup does it absorbs that's why they're always like oh we need to pause and like powder your whatever powder the nose powder your powder the forehead a little bit out of your ass yeah i could see that we uh like what like i feel like the makeup was for when like cameras and like lighting and stuff wasn't like good a while ago now they're like still doing it but it doesn't make you look any different i feel like i think it does make people look vastly different have

you ever seen a woman without makeup on yeah but like when we like we used to do the makeup for that ad that we did we had to do that makeup for that ad that we did. We used to do that makeup for the ad we did and I looked exactly the same. Maybe you're just a young, fresh-faced individual. I think I am. No, it probably made you look

a little bit different, but you just couldn't tell. Like they didn't want you to look drastically like different or like fucking dramatic or anything like that. I looked worse. I'll tell you,

I had to do this ad for something and they didn't put makeup on and I was so hungover and they ran these ads like across the United States and I still get screenshots and people were like were you okay in this and I was like no I was talking I was at that point in my head where I was like do not throw up do not throw up do not throw up do not throw up the more I told myself like the closer it was coming you probably sweat more I was probably coming to your skin like I was so sick I was like about to cry on this thing

my eye wobbling retaining so much water my eyes are kind of swollen shut and they used the pictures i was like i'll pay you guys not to use it you should have put makeup on that's when you need makeup is when you're hungover that's like the main and only time they wanted this natural like deathly hollows look yeah what was i had to do i had to do an ad for talkies a while ago and it was like the angle that they got me at was like shockingly bad they fat faced you or what? they fat faced me big time

it was from like under my chin whole double chin my hair was so long and it was like oh my god it was disgusting I think they pulled it because it was so bad people were like I'm not going to eat talkies if I look at this It was disgusting. Photographers should all be like 6'6". I think they pulled it because it was so bad. Really?

People were like, I'm not going to eat Takis if I look at this. Did you? You got paid though, right? No, no, I didn't get paid. Oh, Jesus. Barstool, yeah. Barstool was fucking laughing all the way to the bank on fat-faced sass. But I just did a bunch of other new talkies. Takis loves me.

I'm like the face of Takis. What's going on? Do you smoke weed? Oh, all the time. No, you fucking don't, dude. No, I don't. We tried to give Sass a little weed last night. He's like, dude, you fucking don't, dude. No, I don't. We tried to give Sass a little weed last night. He's like, dude, just being around that, I'm going to have a fucking panic attack.

Oh, I get panic attacks, too. Yeah, I don't smoke weed. You can't even be around it. We were in open air. I just smoke hella cigs. We weren't even Madison Beer in the fucking whip. We were just fucking out there. I know.

Who smokes cigarettes with the fucking windows up? You must have misseen that. I swear to God. Next, you have to take a picture. Dude, we're going to put a bounty out on a picture of Madison Beer with the fucking windows up? You must have misseen that. I swear to God. Next, you have to take a picture. Dude, we're going to put a bounty out on a picture of Madison Beer with the windows all the way rolled up. Because there's no way that she's just fucking... Because that would ruin the value of the Range Rover. She's going to stink in there.

She's a millionaire. She has like a car collection. Yeah, she does. What I was going to say is that this whole birding situation in LA is really scary. Because there's people like Madison Beer that will pull up right next to you at a stoplight and see an adult man on a scooter and it's like to me i don't know if you've ever seen someone like on the third person and you see like an adult on the scooter an adult man out there bird humiliating i can't even imagine i love it i know but when you like madison like, in Madison Beard. I look so funny. In L.A., in L.A., it can't look cool.

That could ruin your career. Yeah, in L.A., you get caught on a bird and you're fucking blacklisted. That could end you. I was like, I know for, at some point when I didn't have a car here yet, I was like, I know, because I birdied everywhere. I was like, no, for a fact, someone, someone probably has seen me. Emma Chamberlain. Do you guys know Emma Chamberlain?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She was like. Rowan doesn't, I do. Oh, I pulled up next to you at a stoplight and you were on a bird and I wanted to say hi, but I didn't want to embarrass you. I'm like, thank you so much. I love the birds.

But also never tell me that. Yeah. Dude, I remember I was in like Florida with my, one of my buddies goes to UTampa and we, and they got the birds everywhere there. And it was so funny. We would just like, you just, we would just like ride in like V formation and we and they got the birds everywhere there and it was so funny we were just like you just we would just like ride in like v formation and we just be like having conversations while all going the exact because usually they all go the same speed and it's like it looks like it's fun it's really fun in venice beach in santa monica because there's

bike lanes and shit and you're not just like in the street but it's just not cool it's just like a little bit it's's a little no no no no no it's fun it feels so good to have the wind on your face especially when it's like this i feel like you're in a music video but why wouldn't she just say what's up to you on the like she was gonna bother you why would you be embarrassed it's a little bit humbling no like to be like an adult on a on an electric scooter on a scooter in new york i mean they're about to get rid of cars altogether in new york people ride in new York. People ride just like one singular wheel with like two pedals on the side. I'm on city bikes like it's my fucking job.

I'm paying for city bike to be in the city when I'm there. Yeah, city bikes are nice. When I got my job. I used to ride them a lot. I don't ride them anymore. Well, this is just a car-ass city, dude. People are on fucking cars everywhere. Like this city is just designed exclusively for cars.

Like we tried to cross Sunset just to get to our hotel. Oh, it's such a pain in the ass, dude. And we're watching people get smoked by cars, dude. Like slower civilians are just getting far. We lost like five people yesterday. No way. That's why we brought so many people to LA. Yeah, exactly.

We knew we were going to lose some good men out there just getting smoked by the cars, dude. When I got my job at Bird, I got hit by a car like really, really, like talking about smoked. You did? I got slammed by a car. You did? Do you talking about smoked. Like I got slammed by a car. You did?

Do you want me to pull up the photo? Yeah. I'll pull it up. Okay. You have to pull up the photo. This is tough because Burt probably didn't like to hear that. That's probably why they fired you. But I told him, I'm like, the reason I wanted to work here is like, I got back on my horse. Yeah.

I got slammed by this car. Toyota Corolla. You'd be surprised the pack, the punch that they can pack. Yeah. It was heavy duty. I was in the air for so long that like at one point i was like you were airborne i was like am i still in the air jesus christ and then i hit the ground oh yep where did they hit you what angle did they hit you at like so it was right when they i don't know if you guys you guys and you probably didn't have them so you don't know but they changed the brakes at one

point from like a bike brake like pulley yeah it's like a back brake to like a throttle brake oh so and i didn't know and it was night time and i'd obviously like been out and about so i was looking for it and i like i was like i'm rolling up to a four-way intersection i'm like i hope there's no cars coming boom slammed by a car like flu and they go what the fuck is wrong with you and i was like i'm sorry and then they just drove away and i just got back on my bird and i was like damn i'm like my leg is fucked up like i can't wait to see what it is they hit and run you well that was my fault i'm glad they hit and run i don't know dude i don't i think if you get hit as a

pedestrian like it's still someone else's fault even if you ran it and the moment i was like that was blatantly my fault i definitely messed up their car i'm gonna i'm gonna get out of here as fast as i can okay so you can almost see my dick so apologies but like that's like oh jesus christ oh my god what part of the car hit you just like the side of the car i hit no no they hit me with you but they hit you like yeah well i like kind of leaned into it because i was like you knew it was going to go into their windshield you just saw two headlights that's just i saw it coming on this was uh my senior year of college so 2019 damn that's crazy and then they hired you after that well i kept telling the

joke and each one each one of my interviews like i was like oh like by the way i got hit by a car and they were like i was like do i should i say it again like maybe they didn't catch it i was like oh i got rocked by this car and they were like then i realized they were like yeah stop fucking saying they're dealing with like a hundred like people like lawsuits every single day so like it's like not a game part of the course yeah well it's not a game for them they're like oh we're going to have to like pay this kid to shut up. Yeah. I don't care. I'll get hit by another car if I can get this job.

Yeah. They get like, they get banned from cities because people like die. Yeah. Aren't they banned in Providence zone? Cause someone died. I know this, that in Miami,

they used to have segues everywhere. And then the mayor's niece got run over by a segue. And I mean, she didn't die, but she just got run over by it segway and I mean she didn't die but she just got run over by it and the mayor was just like he banned segways just because his niece

got run over by a segway I know I feel like they're slow and like it would really have to like go over you I've never read I've never wrote a segway I would love to

they're fun as fuck they look super fun Venice if you want to come take a tour yeah dude anything I can ride around the birds

the fucking anything I can just zoom forward on my lean-ins yeah that looks sick it's fire yeah uh they so they hired your ass uh but why did they they fired your ass though oh really yeah they're just gonna let go but you should play the card again though you should play the fucking i got hit card at that point i was like okay nice i get a couple weeks off before i work again and then then COVID, I couldn't find a job. And it was funny because when they laid us off,

they laid off like 500 people on the same Zoom call. And it was just like a recorded Zoom call. And it was a black screen. And it was just like, hello, you have been selected to be terminated. And that was like a big deal, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chance the Rapper tweeted about it. Yeah, that was a huge deal. I remember when that happened. Yeah, and, yeah, yeah. Like Chance the Rapper tweeted about it. Yeah, that was a huge deal.

I remember when that happened. Yeah. And then that couldn't even help Chance the Rapper's public image. No. People fucking hate that. He's too far gone. Why do they hate him? I think people just decided he's not cool anymore.

He was really good and then he stopped doing drugs and now he sucks. But people just don't like his music anymore. Dude, he'll post videos being like, I made this beat in, and it's just like the worst thing you've ever heard. What was he, Charlie Puth? Like basically, yeah. But his music though, it's subjective. People just decide he's a fucking loser now because like he's, I don't know. You're a big Chance fan.

I know. You're a big Chance fan. I liked him in 2017. It's not like I actively listen to him, but I don't have like a fucking burning hatred like some people do for him. But he was trying to get his image right standing with you guys when you got black screen yeah what was the voice was it like a mechanical voice it was our cmo but it sounded like a robot it was crazy and what were people on the call being like what the fuck i got a fucking family to be dropping it was so it was so funny no because you we couldn't chime in it was like one person talking everyone else was muted and then uh i was staying like

down south in orange county for the weekend because i was like oh like we're working remote because this covid thing like whatever this is laid off the next day and so my friends were all drinking because they were all like taking remote days and then i just walked upstairs i was like give me the bottle don't let it stop don't lay it off again 10 a.m. that's crazy got laid off again dude that's in your 20s when you get laid off twice

it's kind of like a little bit of a punch to the gut if you can imagine I'm like I'm never going to get a job ever again like my track record

sucks the dick it's crazy it's getting laid off multiple times sounds like a great depression thing happening you know what I mean like I was working

for these companies getting laid off less than right it's kind of the name of the game with like startups though. It's like, you just got to accept your fate. Just getting laid off. I knew it was going to happen at some point. My job is kind of obsolete. I feel like getting laid off and it being like COVID in Southern California would be a kind of sweet thing though. It could be a way worse place like than being like locked in New York. I feel like some people were having terrible, people were fleeing New York new york yeah you're trying to get out i feel like you're drinking with your

buddies you have some sunshine that's not that bad it worked out we were living like on the beach it was like my friend's parents rental house that they couldn't rent because of covid that's the only thing that didn't close anywhere was the beach so like walk get some beer oh really the beach didn't close here no they closed here closed here. They didn't close in Orange County. So everyone from LA, when the weather was really nice, would drive down Orange County. And were they packed? People were just having the time of their life. I remember I posted a video on TikTok and I was like, oh, damn.

Like, I didn't want to get, like, canceled. So we would just, like, sit on the back patio and, like, look at everybody on the beach. It's crazy how much, like, not wanting to get canceled at that time, like, affected everything. Like, I, like, stormed the field at a Notre Dame game or something like that. Wasn't that on the news? I posted a video and people were like, you're a fucking piece of shit. You're a fucking super spreader of Rome. That's what's going around for a while.

People were really mad about that. And no one got COVID. Everyone had been tested beforehand. There was no outbreak or anything. But also, they also weren't allowing people in huh they weren't they not allowing anyone that wasn't a student in and you like snuck your way in i did do that yeah i did but it's not like i had covid and none of them had they had all tested negative for covid yeah it was the safest place i could be right at that at that point probably like the beach like

best place to be safest place to be but you don place to be. But you don't want to get canceled. You don't even want to be around it or post pictures of it. Because people were just fucking... You couldn't do... So much was closed. If you're out and about, you legally couldn't. You were unable to do... Jesus

Christ! I just had a stroke. You couldn't do... It was impossible to transmit it to other people because nothing was open. Yeah, exactly. But I remember being like, oh, we're outside. We're outside just on a walk. And I was scared not to have a mask on. Not because I didn't want to get it.

Yeah, you didn't do anything wrong. But it was just like the time. I didn't want people to snap a photo and be like, fuck this guy. Did you get sick of volleyball or anything like that when the beaches were open? Oh, we played volleyball. We surfed every day. Like, volleyball. That sounds so much different than my quarantine.

We fucked up a Frisbee, too. Did you? Yeah, we did. Frisbee's so fucking fun. It was sick, dude. I got carpal tunnel. Do what? You ever play Can Jam?

What's that? It's like a little Frisbee game. You smack it into the can. Can Jam's a game where there's two, there's like two, like, two things. Trash cans, basically. Trash cans, yeah. And, like. You throw it and there's a slot that you can try and get it in. I think that's game over if you get that.

You have someone on the other side who you throw a can and they try and tip it in. You play Can Jam, bro. I've never played Can Jam. Can Jam will change your life. I would love to play that. That could be some shit where like actual Frisbee dudes are like fucking can jams

for pussies. Like they're not fucking long tosses. Can jam is so fun. It is fun. I mean, anything with a Frisbee. Frisbee is,

I mean, I'm glad you even brought up a Frisbee. Frisbees are incredible. Yeah, I love Frisbee. They're pretty much a gift from God.

It's like way, it's a better way to have catch. It comes down a little bit softer. You feel a little bit more athletic grabbing it out of the air. You know what? The warm-up for Frisbee, though, is tough. You got to do it in private.

Oh, the first couple tosses? The first couple tosses. Yeah, I agree. It's gone sideways and it's rolling. Playing on the beach is tough, too, because it just goes into the water. Frisbee's fucking sweet, though, dude. How do we get to Frisbee? We got to start Frisbee-ing out.

Where are you from originally uh from texas from texas yeah yeah holy fuck and uh how'd you wind up out here what would you yeah where'd you go to school ut austin oh yeah so yeah how did you get out here ut austin's fucking sick oh yeah that's my one like absolutely correct decision that i've ever made in my life yeah like most of my decisions i'm like buyers remorse immediately. UT Austin's the only day I'm like, I nailed that one. And you graduated? Yeah. You've got to get down to UT Austin.

You do. You're going to fall in love with how you fell in love with Penn State. It's like one of those. You guys should do a live show there. We should. People would show out. Have you been to Austin? Oh, no.

Bro, take him to Austin. We should go. We should go. We should go. I just went there for an event, and it was wild. People showed up, which when you go somewhere for an event, I'm always like, no one's going to fucking come, and it's going to be so humbling. Yeah. And then people came. People showed up.

Yeah, it was awesome. Assuage your fears. What else has the difference between Houston and Austin? Houston's a shithole that I wouldn't wish on anybody. And Austin's so much fun. Yeah. Austin's fucking wild. And I feel like Houston, like, you can't walk around.

There's, like, nothing, like. It's only come up. But, like. Yeah. I don't want to show you all the cities in Texas, like, on the way up. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, Austin's, like, been on this wave of, like, live music, good restaurants,

walk around, kind of. No, Texas is like India there's like 20 cities that have a million people there's just like cities you've never heard of that have like tons of fucking people in them like isn't El Paso aren't there like over a million people in El Paso El Paso like randomly ended up being sick I went and visited my buddies my buddies in a PT school there physical therapy school and I went to visit and I was like damn dude I was so depressed for you and I never needed to be and it's awesome out there

it's awesome it's fun is it right by like Juarez or some shit yeah you can see Mexico yeah we used to

like in Austin we'd drive down to the border and that sounded bad but there's a there's like a state park down there and we would just walk

into Mexico yeah and just like be like go to the Rio Grande and swim. Yeah. It's pretty easy to get through, right? Just walk. Yeah. It's like this deep of water.

What? And there's like sand dunes. You were illegal crossing it. Yeah. That's fucking sick. Damn. We'd cross to go on the street. Was the wall there?

Not a wall in sight. It's almost like they'd never heard of a wall. Yeah. I think if I said wall like no people would be what are you fucking talking this guy's crazy drifting and is it nicer

when you get to Mexico like is it like it's just beautiful it's a little bit of like a yellow tint everywhere it was like really nice there was like a little village that we could see

like in the distance but like there were wild horses that we saw what but we were on shrooms so I don't know if they were there

but I'm just kidding dude I think there are wild horses in more places than we think. They're in Mexico. They're in southern Virginia. That's what I love about global warming is that there could be wild horses right here on sunset in a little bit. Yes, dude.

Or a polar bear. You think people would hunt them like deer? You ever see mountain lions out here? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen mountain lions. Aren't there like mutated mountain lions in LA? Go on.

I think I read something about that. Like they like have like three eyes and shit. Whoa, I don't know. There's a lot of coyotes. I don't know. I think you're making that up. I swear I'll look it up. Three-eyed mountain lions?

There's mutated mountain lions. Where would the other eye even be? Their asshole. Their third eye. They're opening it up. Yeah, what the hell? They got into the... I feel like... Wait, are there hyenas out here too? Or is it they got into the I feel like wait are there hyenas

out here too or is it just mountain lions I don't think there's hyenas so much maybe I'm thinking of the lion king yeah I'm thinking of

the lion king the movie that is a good movie yeah bro and there were hyenas and that but I guess just mountain lions

will eat people's like tiny dogs and shit like that yeah yeah well mountain lions will do that and so will coyotes coyotes

oh coyotes there's 6,000 mountain lions in California yeah dude dogs and shit like that. Mountain lions will do that and so will coyotes. Oh, coyotes. There's 6,000 mountain lions in California? Yeah, dude. There's bears in California. California's cool and LA's really cool because you can see, like if you drive, it's tough here because there's the hills, but if you drive towards Santa Monica and look,

you can see the snow on the mountains. It's not too far. It's an hour drive. Yeah, dude. If you look down this street, you can see a fucking snowy mountain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought there was going to be smog out here. You can just see shit on the mountains It's not too far It's an hour drive Yeah dude If you look down this street You can see a fucking snowy mountain Yeah yeah yeah I thought there was gonna be smog out here You can just see shit You guys lucked out when you came Cause there is usually smog

It's been really It's been really crappy here But lately it's been so clear And so nice And it's gonna be 80 degrees Yeah super nice here I'm really kind of like Liking global warming

Yeah dude I knew that shit was a hoax Yeah That was some bullshit It's kind of awesome Cause I'm like Ready to go to the beach Yeah

Bring it on Yeah I feel like the water's Probably fucking freezing It is It's cold But it's nice for like a plunge And then you lay

Yeah You lay in the sand Here it's really nice Because there's needles everywhere Are there really Yeah So free needles What's the drug of choice

What are people What are people on out here Is it a heroin town Or is it I feel like LA's got everything They gotta be on pills out here Pills There's a lot Like there's genuinely like needles In venice so i don't know what you do with a

needle that's gotta be a heroin i haven't been watching euphoria that closely i missed this week bro don't spoil it bro you missed this week make sure you're in a really really good headspace i was not i was not in a good headspace it was sunday i was really scared it was crazy i watched it by myself i was just like did you pause it at the scary i just said no i mean it wasn't like scary it was just too like i really missed when it was just like hot people doing drugs and like fucking each other i was like okay this is i can get into this but then now it's like very real like we're like leaning really leaning into speed now it's like a slug price video yeah it is i was just like on edge the whole time.

I was texting my friends like, guys, I'm going to have a panic attack, I think. Damn. I'm trying to see something that gives me a panic attack. I haven't watched any.

I haven't seen it. I feel like I got to watch it to get in the loop. I started watching it because I was so out of the loop that I was like, I want to be a part of something. I mean, it's like,

when does it come out? Sunday night? Yeah. And the whole Twitter feed for like three days. Dude, if you're an hour late. Yeah. Actually, if you're not watching it live. you're missing your whole feed's starting right like as it goes and the show is turning into a drug itself like people are not going to be able to watch shows that don't give them a panic attack people are going to be depressed

if they don't have a show that's making them feel terrible about themselves on the other hand like i have to watch always sunny like right like after i finish E4 so I can go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just some sorbet and just get yourself ready. It's just dark and I don't really watch, I don't watch Ozark.

I don't watch any shows like that because it bums me out or it's just not, I don't know if it's because- You're an empath. I guess you could say that. Yeah, I feel rude. You feel rude as pen?

I can't, dude. It's too real. I can't watch without doing some drugs along with it I will admit the first time I was doing Dry January

like when I first started watching it and I finished the first season and on January 18th like you broke broke

broke it just like I don't know why I was like we should put a class action lawsuit together and fucking sue HBO

for all of our drug problems and blame them yeah we should be putting it all oh i just got really drunk but i like i'm not really interested dude alcohol is a drug it's true it's true it's a substance we could hit him with the aaron brockovich fucking class action lawsuit i'll make a bunch of money together all right fine were you a i know you were probably you probably weren't in high school for this when like 13 reasons why came out? No.

Dude, I remember when that happened, they like sent out, I think they did the same thing for you for you. They like sent out emails to all the parents being like, don't let your kids watch this show. They will kill themselves. Instructions on how to do it. I just, I feel like if you're that like influenced by a Netflix show, you're done for. Maybe you should just kill yourself. Yeah, it's over for you, dude. Certainly don't kill yourself, but maybe just don't watch TV. Yeah.

Maybe just draw. There's that musical, dude, The Dear Evan Hansen or whatever. Dude, that's a musical about it. They're singing people into killing themselves now. I didn't see that one. I gotta watch this because you've talked about it so many times they made a musical about like just kids like high school kids wanting to kill themselves it's like it's it's insane you were right when you said people are really liking this dark shit because

i just watched a movie the other day i just met this guy at a party here and he was like oh i'm in this movie like here's the code to see it in advance and i watched it was like school shooting it was a really good movie but i was like damn that was school shooting bro the worst thing you could be is happy dude the the thing that's not gonna sell at all is some fucking happy go lucky sunshine california girls katie perry shit dude that's not gonna fly right now man i could really use some of that right now though no they got that at the fucking at your pharmacist they got that in a pill form yeah they don't damn everything is super like weird high school i don't know i saw a trailer for another school shooting movie coming out yes dude was it the fallout was it who is it's with that girl maddie ziegler yeah yeah that's what i watched oh that's it was really fucking good it was a good movie but it was like

it's dark and it's like ptsd yeah i saw a trailer for that and i remember i was like it's like a school shooting movie and then like all the comments were like slay queen it's just horror porn yeah it's just yeah yeah it's it's crazy people love it making a fun ass time about the worst time in people's lives yeah yeah sounds sick i gotta watch it bro it's honestly like they did a really good job with it but fuck yeah It's dark Alright Should we wrap it up? It's time How long do we go? We always like an hour right? Yeah

Alright Awesome Thank you for coming on Thanks for having me Thanks for having me Take us to ride a Segway bro Let's fucking Yeah come down to

We'll get contacts up And go down to the beach Yeah we'll go To Charlie D'Amelio's first Let's ride him in traffic dude Let's have a time Yeah why not honestly That would be awesome

Let's get in and out of traffic Let's bomb some hills on Segways Yeah Fuck yeah Let's make a Netflix show, dude. Let's have a ton. Yeah, why not, honestly? Let's just weave in and out of traffic. Let's bomb some hills on segways, dude. Fuck yeah. Let's make a Netflix show about a bunch of high school students weaving in and out of traffic. Yeah, that would be sick. And they're all just dropping like flies. We lose a couple and so be it. Yeah, that's life.

Good shit, my folks. Yeah, thanks for coming. I appreciate you. Thanks for having me. I already know. Enjoy the rest of your time here.