Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 45 - On The Road

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

-- Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 45 - On The Road -- Sas & Rone discuss the content gauntlet from NY to LA to Cincy to Wyoming? trying to rent a car, hiking, white water rafting, cooking vs. eating out, wallets, Super Bowl man on the street, neighborhood eats next stops, Valentine's Day plans, yak punishments, divine morality & much more -- Full episodes also available on YouTube -- Thanks for listening/watching!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Did you see how he just did it? Yeah. How it really just resounded out through the room? You try one. No, I don't want to clap with one hand.

Hold your mic. No. Because you saw how a man clapped. Booze has a fucking grown-up ass clap. Yeah, pretty much. Sound like slapping two wet pieces of bologna together when you clap. Yeah.

All right. Should we hop into it? Yeah. All right. Let me pull up the time and the date oh it's valentine's day what is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today is february 14th it's 9 30 a.m we're in cincinnati eastern standard um isn't it are we on some central time now it's eastern okay eastern standard um yeah we're in cincinnati won't be in cincinnati shortly or ever again probably ever again this is your last cincinnati

experience and we're never we're never ever coming back unless our boy joe burrow takes us back to the super bowl next year which won't happen if so, we're not fucking coming back. They were supposed to riot for us. They didn't. They didn't give us anything. They were supposed to burn down the town for daddy and they fucking didn't do it. No.

As soon as they lost. So we were out here because they were in the Super Bowl and we were trying to catch a party. And as soon as they lost, everybody was like, ah, it's okay. Yeah.

We didn't want to win anyway. They were so cool with it. They were like, ah, it's okay. Yeah. We didn't want to win anyway. They were so cool with it. They were like, ah, we made it this far. It was loser talk. First loser. Dude, I did not think that about Cincinnati. I was like, oh, Cincinnati's like Cleveland.

Cincinnati's like Philly. Cincinnati's this hard-nosed, blue-collar town. Like, nah, we don't care about winning and losing we're just i was i was disappointed in the in the general feel of cincinnati after that yeah no they didn't give a fuck um nor did they riot we were handing out molotov cocktails we put a pallet of bricks bricks right by a bank and we were trying to get the riot going and nothing they wouldn't do anything it didn't take the riot didn't take it was like fuck them and some of them were even like hey man the Rams

played their asses off blah blah blah it's like who says that when you guys just when you lost right when you lost and it was right afterwards literally one minute

after they lost they didn't take one second to like fall to their knees and scream to the ground like when Trump got inaugurated no they didn't give a fuck like the lives

and everyone said the Rams didn't give a fuck I think the Rams might have cared more than the Bengals fans. I know. It's bullshit. Even the Browns fans.

There are more people who are Browns fans that were like, we never even gave a fuck. Like, we care about the Browns. We care about... It's tough for Cincy. You're quick in,

quick in, not quick out. Didn't even get chilly. No, it was... Oh, no, we didn't get chilly. I thought you meant didn't get chilly physically. It was fucking freezing we didn't get chilly i thought you meant didn't get chilly physically it was fucking freezing outside yeah you were crying at one point yeah

but the tear froze on your cheek yeah you look like mr freeze or some shit yeah it was brutal um yeah it's been a very long week yeah do you feel like you've been going through it you feel like you kind of need a little bit of a break yeah like i don't want to go to work the rest of the week yeah i'm fucking exhausted in some ways you shouldn't have to in some ways you should be able to take off because you went right from la to out here but in some ways like you haven't actually done any work i know i haven't been home in over a week though yeah time when's the last time you hopped on apex with the boys not over a week you're gonna be rusty as fuck i know i was gonna bring my playstation to la and i wish i did because

all i did on saturday was just sit in my room because you're gonna forget all your navy seal signals that you learned because kb and nick refused to do anything on saturday yeah do they not like doing shit i don't know they were both being little pussies i feel like sometimes they don't they don't love to do shit. I feel like KB will disappear and Nick will just give it all in whatever content he's doing and then afterwards he'll just have emotionally exhausted himself.

I think Nick was super exhausted. Me and KB wanted to get food, but Nick wouldn't even eat. He wouldn't even come with us to get food. Really? Yeah, so I ended up just Uber Eats saying, I think I'm just going to order just gonna order some yeah that's exactly what happened so i had to uber eats i literally barely like dude my mind went to places on saturday that it's never gone before what do you mean just pure anger you were angry just angry at nothing the whole time what was it

what was the anger from i woke up furious furious. You woke up mad? Yeah. Because I didn't go out on Friday. Right. Purposely because I was going to go on this hike on Saturday. You basically built your whole trip around this hike. Yeah. You were about to fucking walk. And Friday was the last day

that everyone was there. Friday was the last day that everyone was there and everyone was going out and I was like, I'm going to go to bed early because I got to wake up at 7 to go on this hike. And just prepare yourself mentally, physically, just lock into this fucking hike. I mean, it was going to be transformative. Just a little bit of exercise. It was a seven-mile hike. Touching grass, dude?

Yeah, it was a seven-mile hike. And it was a steep one, too. I think the elevation gain was like 6 000 feet or something where was it running canyon or griffith observatory or was it no no it was far out it was like an hour and a half away i think it was called strawberry peak trail forever bro and it looked so sick damn and uh so so you did you go out there did you end up making it on no because i so you can rent a car on uber i never knew that yeah and uh so i did that set up my reservation okay my reservation was for nine o'clock in the morning okay had you already been angry at this point no so you weren't angry when you woke up

well they took it but then as soon as i did it i was like i i looked at the terms and service like policies and i was like i was like it says um you weren't old enough to rent a car basically basically yeah but it said but it said like if you're in said little boys can rent cars but as a little boy they didn't let you rent the car exactly it said 21 to 24 pay a late fee i'm not 21 yet and then it said if you're under 21 uh you still may able to rent a car in some areas so i'm calling like a hundred different customer service lines and all of them are like just pulling up exactly what i read and i'm like okay so clearly these people aren't even in la. There's somewhere in fucking Alaska right now in a tent. Yeah.

It was outsourced to India. Yeah, exactly. Getting paid horrendous wages to not care about what you're asking. Yeah, exactly. And then I canceled it with Uber. I downloaded zip car,

zip car. I would have been able to do, but they, why not just get, get an Uber to where you're going? I didn't want to do that. It was an hour and a half. Yeah, that would have been expensive as fucking LA. No, it really wasn't.

Oh, so then why did you not want to do it? It was not really on a street. It was like through this beat path. I'm not trying to make an Uber driver go through here. It's their job, though. And they have GPS.

You just wanted to be alone. You wanted to be their job though. Yeah. I would rather GPS myself. Yeah. You just wanted to be alone. You want it to be alone with nature. And, and then I couldn't imagine having to get down from the hike and waiting like how long, like no Uber would have picked me up from there. Yeah.

That would have been terrible. That was the main thought. I was like, there's no one's going to be driving out to the middle of nowhere to pick me up. That's why you need like a little bit of an accountability buddy. When you're going on your hikes, you need someone a to make sure that you,

that strapped up, make sure you don't run into a fucking mountain line or something like there, but be just someone who can chaperone you there. Just someone who can be, you kind of, they need a little bit of a chaperone. No,

I didn't. Dude, I got, you couldn't make it cause you were too young. I know. And I was getting DMS from people being like, yo dude, uh,

what, what hike are you doing? Like, I'll do it with you.. I know. And I was getting DMs from people being like, yo, dude, what hike are you doing? Like, I'll do it with you. I can drive. And I was like, well, thanks for the offer. But like, why would I ever go on a hike with a stranger for seven hours? Especially one who like knows everything about you and you know nothing about them. Yeah. Power struggle is a little bit unbalanced there.

They have all the cards. Yeah. And like at best case scenario, they're like, what's Dave like? And like, why won't Erica give you a raise? And then worst case scenario is they chop me up into a thousand pieces. Yeah. That is like. We're going to be out in the middle of nowhere with like no service or anything.

Did you ever watch the movie Alpha Dog? No. Bro, you're missing out. A, it's a true story. B, Justinin timberlake's in the movie oh fuck and c a fucking kid gets kidnapped oh just about your age yeah it is the perfect film yeah but i mean at the end of the movie there's a hike is involved at some point and a guy gets killed on the hike damn it's a fucking heavy spoiler i just dropped because he is like the main character of that movie i spoiled the fuck out of that movie yeah you did yeah but it's

pertinent the hiking and it came out fucking 10 years ago bro 10 years plus i can't spoil a movie that came out that long ago yeah they could have had their fucking chance to watch it yeah they had their time so you just sat there fuming in la like you couldn't even on for like two hours just trying to get a i downloaded like a hundred apps i was using turo which i i couldn't use because i didn't have my insurance rate was too low or something and you have to have like a good credit score to fucking rent cars like the first time i lived in la my credit score was fucking terrible still probably is credit scores are bullshit but uh the first time i lived out there i couldn't rent a car i was just trying to go like anywhere yeah you're trapped in la yeah i was i can't go and you can't walk

anywhere you can't rent a car no there's nothing like easily accessible no you know hills are fucking yeah everything i downloaded it would be like like oh, Get Around was the one that I really was like, damn, it's finally going to work. Like, I finally got a car. And then I'm like, I put in all my credit card information, everything, and I'm checking out. What number did you put in? And I'm checking out. And it's just like, uh-oh, looks like you're too young. And I was like, fuck you, dude.

And it literally says that you have to be 16 or older to rent cars on that app well how could hear me out but why did you not falsify your information because they because you have to scan your license oh they like take a full they take it seriously yeah you have to get like approved for most of the apps too that's such bullshit bro they don't want to see a young brother winning out here dude no so i, so I couldn't do the hike, which was really upsetting because I'm probably not going to be in the area with mountains anytime soon unless I go somewhere and have to buy my own plane ticket. It's almost like you're kind of asking me quietly

if I could take you somewhere. Which I can. Which I can. Do you want to come down to Mississippi? No. I guess we're going to... I don't want to go to Mississippi. I didn't even tell you what city or anything.

I guess we're going to like Wyoming or some shit. Or I guess we probably can't say that. Looks like we just did. Well, we might be going somewhere with Sidney Wells. Yes. We might... We don't even actually know if it's Wyoming though. Yeah.

We were going to do... It was brought up. Where were we going to do? We were going to do... It was brought up. Where were we going to do? We were going to do... Whitewater rafting. Whitewater rafting. Yeah. Yeah, that's just going to be sweet

until we find out that someone else was promised whitewater rafting. Yeah. I think someone already was. But I mean, I'll gladly take it from them. Yeah.

I want to do whitewater rafting. That would be awesome. Do you want to kayak or do you want to whitewater raft? I think kayaking. Well, I've done whitewater rafting when I was really young. I heard kayaking. Is kayaking more dangerous?

I think kayaking might be more dangerous. I think you flip over in a kayak. You're locked into that thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they easily flip. But you also, you can get launched from the raft. Really?

Pretty easily. Even being locked in? You're not locked in. You get in a car accident and people's shoes go flying off. Yeah. Even though they're strapped in, they just get launched. Pretty much exactly like that. One thing I remember from when I did it was when you're drifting down the current,

if you're not in the boat, you're supposed to float so your feet aren't touching the bottom. Because if your feet get caught on something in the current, the current will just push you. Your feet will be locked in. it was locked into this chair but you'll be but you'll still be moving forward so you'll just like drown basically yeah what the fuck yeah i want to just have a i want to have a float with one or two splash mountain like drops that i get to do and to have like a fucking square ass photo op that's what i want yeah i mean there's like drops that i get to do and to have like a fucking square ass photo up that's what i want yeah i mean there's like hard ones i i there's like levels of rapids right yeah it's gotta be yeah black diamond shit that we did was like i mean i was really young but it was crazy i

did that at a camp you went with the fam or you went you went in a camp it was a camp yeah sick that it sounds sick yeah like that shit sounds sick being on the water yeah being in the water even tubing is sick tubing is sick yeah just sitting on the water tubing is cool if you're a pussy what bro you ever wakeboard no i've never wakeboarded either no what even is what even is wakeboarding wakeboarding is like the one where it's like a snowboard on the water. Oh, yeah. I think I tried. I don't think I had the core strength at the time.

I think I tried. I think I got like folded in half backwards. I was just getting dragged along the fucking water. It was painful. I think the same thing happened to me. And I like tried a couple times. I was just like, just let someone else go.

Let someone else do it. It was fucking embarrassing. Whenever you find out you don't have the core strength to do things that like look sweet on the X Games. The same thing happened when I tried to do indoor skydiving. Have you ever seen the indoor skydiving? And like the people are just like whooshing up and down. And then I got in and I was just fucking bent in a fucking, like my legs were up by my ears. The guy held onto my arms and he like.

Did you ever like get it? I couldn't like control myself. At one point it was like a make a wish foundation. The guy was like, we're just going to take you to the top. And he just like held me as we went up. How old were you? I was growing up as fuck. That's bad.

I was in my like, I was in my probably mid twenties, dude. That's like a, one time I was at like a, uh, like a carnival fair, I guess. And they have like those,

one of the things that they have is like the trampoline. And it's like, but it's like a big trampoline, but like you like have, you're like strapped into it. So you can like jump super high. Okay. And like,

there was like a kid before me who did it and i was like in high school probably or maybe middle school late middle school yeah old enough old enough and there was a little kid little ass kid going before me and he's doing just backflip after backflip because you can because it's just like you're like strapped in so it's like you're not gonna fly off the edge or anything like yeah yeah yeah go up and down there's no possible way for you to get like better yeah and then i did it and i was like dude it was like one of the more embarrassing things like ever did you expect that you'd be able to do that because i'd be able to do anything i just like sat there like lightly

jumping like locked into the thing like it was like you're sitting in like a like a baby in one of those things there they like waddle around the living room. You're strapped in. My shorts were riding up so much. My whole family is there watching. They're like, you have to jump. I'm like, I am jumping. It's your fault, dad, that I don't have the genetics.

I have springy legs. Dude, it was mortifying. It is crazy have some kids that i know that are like in high school like walking by as i'm like strapped into this thing covering your covering your face up it was mortifying dude i don't know why my parents let me do that some kids just don't have bounce yeah or just any athletic ability and i think that's yeah that's a lot of like bounce and like leg stability. Like my, my boy,

Kevin, who's out here, who's a Bengals fan. Like he is like so naturally athletic and he has like a young kid, uh, uh, like baby toddler or whatever. Who's also like already naturally athletic.

He's like running. He has like a good base, like strong legs and shit like that. And it's just, it really makes you realize how much of it is genetics. Like there's just nothing that like we could have done. Like I saw a picture of like Clayton Kershaw and Matt Stafford, the quarterback from the Rams.

And they played together in, in little league. And like, even as little leaguers, like they're like fucking like rock solid dudes. Like my baseball pants were like baggy on me and shit like that. Like I didn't like oranges. Like I wouldn't eat vegetables.

Like I was just fucking built the complete opposite way that an athlete should be built. And nothing was emblematic as that as much as our fucking basketball game this week. I mean, the basketball thing was ridiculous though. I was banging my head out, bro. Bare bottom. Men's clothing that fucking rocks, dude.

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purchase. That's barebottomclothing.com slash sun slash sun. Did you get a lot of negative feedback from that basketball game or did you find it to be very funny um i mean like i like any negative feedback i got i was more like confused by because i was like i don't think i've ever acted like you were good at basketball good at basketball and acted like i was good at sports i think i've been pretty open that i'm not good at basketball. I was good at basketball and acted like I was good at sports. I think I've been pretty open that I'm not good at sports and I wasn't good at sports ever.

And I think I have too, yet people, I still felt an overwhelming disappointment from the internet in me. People think that you, people think that you look athletic. And I was actually talking about this with your buddy Mike yesterday,

that you won't do any athletic things on camera because you know you're not athletic. I just did play basketball. And then it all came crashing down. Dude, it's facts. Skeletons came out of the closet. I'm not athletic at all. I can run for a long time.

That's not even athleticism. That's survival. Yeah. I can run long distance decently. And I can lift the hell out of some weights i can that's it i could chief on some fucking chiba i can keep on a fucking indica for fucking an hour straight for sure i got fucking iron lungs hell yeah i could sit on the peloton uh i'm trying to think even an athletic thing that i that i have in the fucking

i guess battle rapids going head to head a little bit. A little bit, yeah. You a little tie-tied, bro? I'm exhausted. Did you not get enough sleep last night? No, I actually did get a good amount of sleep, but it's actually 5 a.m. my time right now. You're still on Cali? Yeah.

You do kind of look at your eyes. Could not be redder. Could not be more red. Why are your eyes so red? I don't know, dude. Did you wake up in sleep? I got out of the shower, and I was like, holy shit. They were glowing. Why are your eyes so red? I got out of the shower and I was like, holy shit.

They were glowing. Why are they so red right now? I didn't even notice it until right now. You look like a raccoon that's looking up over the top of a dumpster who got caught on an infrared camera or some shit. Dude, this week might take five years off of my life.

Really? That's unathletic. I think I've drank water once maybe, like right now, and I've only eaten fried food, like burgers and fries and chicken sandwiches. It's terrible. You need to fucking lock in and get a poke bowl. I know. I'm going to go home and just steam some broccoli.

Are you actually? No. No, you're not. You're going to fucking go home and order some seamless or some bullshit? Probably. I'm going to order something healthy. Do you think that if you were a millionaire

several times over, you would cook for yourself? No, I would hire a chef. Do you think Drake ever cooks for himself? No, he has a chef. Do you think that there's any super famous people like that

that even cook for themselves as a hobby? People who are just like, I want to enrich my life? Yeah, 100%. Like who? Who's one that like thing you think cooks for themselves um you think zendaya ever cooks for herself not gordon right

brother's cheating to pick a fucking chef bro um yeah zendaya probably i would yeah that's what i wonder if like you're still adding skills or if you get to a point if i had like so fucking rich that you're just always ordering every meal and eating out every meal. No, if I had like a full kitchen and like a big ass fridge and pantries and stuff, I would just like stock up this place and I would just stock up the fridge and

cook dinner. You don't think you'd just be like Griselda, come cook for me. Well, I would do that too. Yeah, no, I would 100%. I'm not saying, no, yeah, I take back everything I just said. I would do that. If I could afford a i'm not saying no yeah i take back everything i just said i would do that you i could afford a personal chef i would get a personal chef bro do you want to get rich uh yeah beyond your wildest dreams no just comfortable not but beyond your wildest dreams because i was about to start telling you about cryptocurrency i don't want to have like

people like tracking my flights and shit like Elon Musk. That's the only way for guys like you and me to fucking break out of the fucking cycle of inflation. Within nine years, you're going to lose half your money due to inflation. I see those rinky-dink colorful-ass credit cards that you just dropped out of your wallet. The more colorful your credit cards are, the more broke you are. And I know because my shit looks like the rainbow no you got like the fucking heavy ass black ones no that's my champs card that's my like champs penn state card the coolest looking card i have my wallet's like

a metal card to get into a bar that i've been into once and also you can't doesn't it not even work the champs card or can you like only go in like with just, you can't, doesn't it not even work? The champs card? Or can you like only go in like with just you? You can't bring anyone else in with you? I think I should be able to bring in other people. No,

I don't know. Tyler Miller has it and he went with his buddy and he said that only he was allowed to get in so he just like didn't go. I think that my champs card is the fucking champs black card,

bro. I think he's got the same one. That gets me into champs in every country. I could get into the champs Penn State Dubai. Is champs only a penn state uh i'm not sure honestly i never had heard of it i think there might be multiple champs at penn state but uh yeah my credit cards are fucking i have the car the rainbow so are yours what do you think of that halftime show last night

i thought it was good salute to eminem bro yeah but then I saw some shit that was like Goodell told Eminem not to kneel during the during the thing he didn't give a fuck I was wondering why he was kneeling for so long

there's a picture of him like kneeling like face palming yeah I was like god damn like he was he kneeled for so long like in case they had

like cut away the camera yeah yeah yeah he wanted to be there when they cut back yeah he was like hanging on to Dr. Dre's leg to make sure that they got a shot of him kneeling yeah he was kneeling i think for kaepernick oh really yeah he might as well have been like protesting for martin luther king that should happen so fucking long ago bro do something a little bit more recent i know it

was good though yeah i thought it was good super bowl halftime show would you like better the halftime show the game or the food that, the halftime show, the game, or the food that you ate during the Super Bowl? Probably the game. Because the food was not good. Oh, my food was good. Well, you got, like, some gross ass, like, I don't even know what you were thinking. I got a bratwurst burger. I just can't eat another fucking, like, a cheeseburger.

And their menu just— I didn't get a chicken sandwich. I don't—I mean, chicken sandwich looked very deep fried. I guess a bratwurst burger is worse. I was trying to be adventurous a little bit. I was hoping for a place with a nice ass spread, but during the Super Bowl, it's kind of in a tough spot. You need to go somewhere where we can sit the entire game

and then just leave in the middle of it. I don't want to be in a super crowded bar. So the only option was a place that had fucking bratwurst burgers. Well, I had a great meal. And you still like the game better. Dude, I think this football season was transformative for you bro no i mean it was just the super bowl i thought it was a good game i think that you turn into a football fan the way you were talking about things being like fucking see the man in the flat i never said that that under route was open what do they run

a cover two man or tampa? Oh, it's inverted. Cover three. The way you talk about football now, bro, you sound like Steven chase. You sound like John Gruden kind of John Gruden without the racism. Definitely not. Oh,

definitely not without the racism. No, no. Um, super late last night. We were so fucking hungry to go and fuck, just get any type of food. Uh, and there was just nothing because like all of Cincinnati was depressed as fucking eating. super late last night we were so fucking hungry to go and fuck just get any type of food uh and

there was just nothing because like all cincinnati was depressed as fucking eating closed as soon as the game ended we ordered some goddamn dominoes and you did yeah oh really i went to bed i was exhausted i know you bailed on the dominoes uh we were just like sitting there trying to get dominoes and uh the dominoes is 600 feet away it's oh really did you know that we sat for like 90 minutes waiting for the dominoes brutal and i was like fuck this i'm walking over to get the dominoes and i walked into the dominoes and it looked like a fucking bomb went off it was like an auction house 800 zombies were just like leaning over the counter being like where's my fucking order.

And they had made, it's not like they hadn't made orders. There were like five people behind the counters and they had made thousands of orders. Like the shit was just stacked to the ceilings of already made orders, but they didn't know like who to get the dominoes from. Like they didn't know who, like there was no one in charge.

I was trying to talk to the guy behind the counter being like, like, where is like, where is the guy behind the counter being like, like, where is like, where is the shit that we ordered? Like, please. And like, he wouldn't even talk to me.

And eventually they're just like, Hey, like we have an order for like, uh, for like Charles. And I was like, I'm Charles. They're like,

what's your last name? And I was like, fuck. So I walked back and then I sent back Mike. I was like, dude, just wait for them to say a name and then say a last name and just fucking grab the order and get out of there just fucking grab the order and bail and you know that mike is down to do something

like that and so like five minutes later he walked back like a conquering hero somebody else's order a domino is fucking how much food i mean it was of pies, not as much as we order, but like... Yeah, that would be my fear was that you say yes and then they bring it out and it's like one little small pizza. It was like, it was two, actually it was two small ass pizzas just stacked sky high with olives.

It was just, oh, both of them had so many black olives on them. But still somehow it was like the best tasting pizza just because it was it felt so hard-earned wait so what time do you guys go to bed as once i got the fucking dominoes dude it wasn't till like after one that i that i eventually damn that i eventually went to sleep and got the domino i was asleep before midnight it was a fucking crime scene in there the first time i left i was so pissed i was like i'm getting something out of this dominoes and i went into the the cooler and just fucking took a two liter coke was so pissed i was like i'm getting something out of this dominoes and i went into the the cooler and just fucking took a two liter coke and fucking

bounced i was like i'm fucking getting something so dominoes bro if you're fucking watching this dude i got your coke dude i got your two liter bro and i've been suckling on it dude i've been enjoying the hell out of it that's unreal it's truly fucking unreal bro you know what's also unreal dad chat dude Dat Chat's back. Dat Chat took a little hiatus. Dat Chat wanted some more. They probably saw a dip in their stock price when son of a boy dad stopped talking about it.

We stopped talking about it, but we never stopped using it. It broke my heart when Dat Chat wasn't on for a couple episodes because I love them and I use them. I thought we had a good thing going for a while. We were Dat Chatting all week. We couldn't have stopped Dat Chatting. We were good thing going for a while. We were dad chatting all week. We couldn't have stopped dad chatting.

We were dad chatting the entire time. We were dad chatting from Cincinnati. It's the best way to link up with your fans. Oh yeah, 100%. They got encrypted messaging. They can delete text messages as soon as you send them. You can nuke the entire conversation if you want. It's the best way to communicate with your friends.

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Download dad chat for iPhone and Android in the app stores right now or go to dadchat.com slash barstool to get more info and download dad chat. Yes. Download dad chat. Dude, now we have a whole new chapter of our life that's kind of open up now that football season's over i feel like my life is dominated by football season yeah really oh really yeah i mean i guess that makes sense i know that like it's a super busy time for like big cat and everyone we got to go to like college football games podcasting about football you know what i mean link it up with my the boy prime yeah yeah what are you trying to do now i think i think we got a ramp neighborhood each back up yeah that

would be fun you in yeah you're gonna come to him yeah i would definitely do that i'm gonna come to all of them sure but where are you guys trying to go this season? A little spot called Hawaii. Oh, really? No, I don't think we could. You don't think you could swing it? I mean, is it expensive as fuck to get out there? I think it is expensive to get out there, but it's also like very inconvenient. It's just like five hours to LA, five hours to Hawaii, five hours back for like a video.

You know what I mean? It's not like we can wrap extra stuff in or anything like that. I don't know. At some point I'm going to go to Hawaii for neighborhood eats. We're going to have some good ass Mahi. Like Donnie and Nick and KB are trying to get out there for rediscovering. I bet everybody's trying to go to Hawaii. It's a good ass idea.

Anybody who has a chance to go to Hawaii should be going to Hawaii. Where should I go though? Put me on to some food places that you want to travel. It's a good ass idea. Anybody who has a chance to go to Hawaii should be going to Hawaii. Where should I go though? Put me on to some food places that you want to travel. We could reverse engineer it, bro. They're not going to listen to this. The powers that be, they're not going to be like,

oh, they're going on a boondoggle. They're not basing neighborhood eats around where Sass wants to go on hikes. But lo and behold, we could go on some hikes. Yeah, but I don't know what food they have out there. Let's find the hike first, and then we find the food.

Well, the only food that I want to do is, well, I would do any food. But you guys were talking about doing seafood for a while, weren't you? Yeah, so that's what we want to do, a whole seafood season. But I don't know if that's season three, and that's when we would go to Hawaii. All right. I want to do the seafood one real bad. You like seafood that much? Love seafood.

I can't stand people who don't like seafood adults who are like I don't eat fish yeah it's gross I don't eat pickles, I don't eat fish we gotta go to my hometown and get Island Creek oysters they're famous they were on 60 Minutes nah

you don't want to try them, you don't like oysters? I do like oysters and I'll eat and try anything especially if it's a town's delicacy, especially if the economy of a town is based on a food. Dude, this is like, this is big. They're a big deal. There's no way though. There's no way. Look them up. Look them up. They're big.

I feel like that's like being like Philadelphia cream cheese. Like, oh, Philadelphia is famous for their cheese. Like it's like a very specific kind of cheese. No, oystering is huge where I'm from. Like, half of my friends work for oyster companies. Which ones? Island Creek. No, which friends? Oh, you don't know them.

But half of them work for oyster companies? Bill Bow did at one point. He did? Yeah. All right. Well, if you can have Bow tell me that I need to get out there, then I will do it. All right. Well, if you can have Bo tell me that I need to get out there, then I will do it. I will.

But I'm thinking of like maybe a Chicago type of episode or some shit like that. Getting out to Chicago, trying to beef. Getting out to like somewhere in the Midwest, trying like a bratwurst or some shit. Do you fuck with bratwurst or not really? Maybe kielbasa, sausage, Polish sausage. Really? Why? I don't like sausage.

At all? No. Sausage is my go-to breakfast meat. I like breakfast sausage. But you don't like a sausage sandwich? No. When I was younger, I ate a bunch of sausage and I got really bad food poisoning and I have been turned off of it since then.

You got to think of something that'll go good with mamitas. You got to think of something that'll go real good with mamitas. And you're not going to get food poisoning again, dude. Lightning can strike twice, brother. No, it's not going to. Steal your stomach. When are you starting? I think whenever the fuck I want.

Damn, that's real. Maybe when it gets a little bit nicer out and we can be drinking some sweet mamitas out in the fucking... Bro, stop plugging your personal ads. It my meat ties bro i know you're in with the mamitas people it got fucking equity and on they're flying you out to vegas on april 5th you will do on april 5th we're gonna bring you into the mamitas family dude we're gonna stop saying it bro we're gonna do a blood ritual and blur those out blur my words yeah you can't blur my words dude mute that you're gonna do a blood blood oath with mamitas you're gonna slice your

palm and shake hands with john mamitas the only thing i'm ever allowed to drink yeah it is strictly mamitas we're gonna lock you into mamitas for fucking ever it's fun to say isn't it no yes it is dude no dude don't try and fucking trick me and the listener no bro don't talk shit on my meat house bro all right let's do this last ad because well actually i have plenty of time yeah you do have plenty of time dude stop trying to whip through we just got through our fucking other ad and my flight boards in an hour and a half yeah and you tried to get to the airport way too early regardless when we got to the airport going out to la you were there before the fucking sun came up i was not i was ass naked on the toilet when you sent the text message being like hey i'm i'm at the gate getting some food do

you want anything no that's not literally happened i arrived i wasn't ass naked on the toilet i don't know if you were i was ass naked also but you you and big cat have like they they fucking carry you in on a throne through security i have realized i the common man have to sit and wait in the security line like everyone else over the last year i have realized that there are like tears to traveling not only like private airport regular airport but within a regular airport there's so many like tears to traveling like if you have sky priority you log in at a different or like you go on at a different place like if you have the delta sky lounge you're sitting in a different type of chair like everybody's sitting in a fucking bus station pretty much and you're upstairs in the delta sky lounge and somebody has a big ass palm leaf waving it at

you fucking concubine is giving you grapes into your fucking mouth it's it's incredible there's definitely tears to traveling i'm trying to break through to the next tier because whenever you get to another tier you're like wow like there's true classism within airports yeah i mean obviously you have to get there early as fuck and like pay your way they like they wheel me in it's incredible i feel like hannibal lecter yeah i mean. Yeah, I mean, I didn't even get there. We didn't even get there that early. It was like our flight left at like noon, 1230, I think. And like

we were like, we like got through security at like 1130. We had like an hour. Nick Stumass did get there. Nick got there at like 830. He ate breakfast there. I can't imagine having anxiety like that. Well, he said that he likes to go and he likes to see the kids at the airport. And then it makes him not nervous because they're not nervous.

He can't just see one kid? Not enough. How many kids does he need to see? Does he need to follow around children all morning? No, but he was there and he... What the fuck? He was there and he... He has to smell all the kids.

He can't get on the plane until he smells the top of a little girl's head. Yeah, he got there like 8.30 in the morning. And then he ate breakfast and lunch at the airport. Yeah. You got to get out of Dodge sometimes, though. You got to get into Dodge. I just want to minimize my travel time. I'm not trying to spend too much time in LA.

I'm not trying to spend too much time at the airport. No, dude, you shouldn't spend one week. If you're going away, spending one week in the same place, in the same hotel feels like... Especially for work. For work, yeah. Like if we're at the fucking... I mean, if I... Some beautiful...

If we're somewhere in Hawaii, like fucking chilling on a... We're in Europe or something. If we're skimboarding or some shit like that, if we're somewhere in Hawaii, like fucking chilling on a... We're like in Europe or something. If we're skimboarding or some shit like that, if we're somewhere in Europe, that's where I'm about to start going, dude. Yeah, but LA, I mean, come on, dude. There's not that much to do there. There's nothing to do in LA.

Oh, that time's dead anyway. I know. I mean, it really is. Yeah, on the Thursday night, I woke up angry on Thursday the way that you woke up angry on Saturday. No, I don't think you did. I bet I woke up angry on Thursday the way that you woke up angry on Saturday. I don't think you did. I bet I woke up significantly more angry. I guarantee you didn't. I was locked in a room for the whole day, dude. There was nothing to do. Nowhere to go. You could have gone home.

You could have just changed your flight. No, because I just changed it like the day before. You could have changed it again. It's the company money. I didn't want to go. The company's dime. Yeah, but I didn't want to go. On the company's dime. Yeah, but I didn't want to go back to New York just to fly to Cincinnati early as fuck the next morning. I was so desperate to get the fuck out of Dodge that I booked a flight immediately. I was like, I need to get the fuck home today. I need to get out of here today. I'm leaving here as soon as possible.

I was angry. I was depressed. I was fucking bloated from in and out. Yeah, dude. I felt slow. I feel leaving here as soon as possible. I was angry. I was depressed. I was fucking bloated from in and out. Yeah, dude. I felt slow. I feel so shitty still. I haven't been home. I haven't worn clean clothes. And it shows, bro. Yeah. You stink like ass, bro.

No one told me I was going to go to Cincinnati because you didn't tell me for some reason until after we already got to LA. That's false. No. No, that is true. it's because someone bailed someone else bailed bro so i didn't have clothes but what clothes do you need i guess cincinnati clean clothes and it was 12 degrees yeah last night showing up in fucking shorts and a tommy bahamas t-shirt booze was shooting he said it was colder in the gloves yeah that happens though

what it gets colder in gloves it can get colder because they like freeze up really yeah i'd never heard of that before but it was like going around i had it felt like happening my hands were nice and warm i know i tried to i don't know why i thought it would be a funny prank but it wasn't a prank prank at all i was like i'm gonna get sassy's goofy ass big gloves not even they're just like snow. Yeah, ski gloves. He's going to look like a fucking idiot and you're just like the only warm one. Everybody else's fingers were cold. I got double socks

for myself, bro. I should have got double socks for you. I should have blessed you the same way that ship station blessed me, bro. Ship station. You might be like, ship station? How is that shit pertinent to me? If you're an entrepreneur, a fucking blonde entrepreneur, bro, if you're fucking out here trying to make some money on your own, ship station is going to be what sees you through

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Knowing your orders are handled and you're getting the best rates, that's got to be a good feeling. Dude, you've never shipped shit in your life. Yes, I have. You even return clothes when you buy them. Do you ship anything? Yeah, I have.

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Just go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in SUN. ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in sun. ShipStation. Make ship happen. Dude, I gotta... Play on words. Yeah, I gotta get the fuck home for Valentine's Day. Yeah, well, what time's your flight?

I think it's like, it was three, but I'm trying to bump it up to like a one o'clock flight or some shit like that. I'm on, I'm going at 1220. Yeah, I need to get home, dude. I need to i'm on i'm going at 12 20. yeah i need to get home dude i need to i think i'm going to the thunder game tonight yeah that'll be fun yeah nothing like valentine's day nothing says valentine's day like going on a big group activity with a bunch of people from work i don't know why you did that i think that uh i thought it was going to be something different when i signed up for it. Did you just bail out? Yeah, I don't know.

I don't like bailing on plans. Well, nothing feels better than when you actually bail on plans. But I don't like being seen to be fickle or flaky. I don't want that going down as people's perception of me. Yeah, I could see that. I feel like people were always like, oh, he's going to flake on the fucking In-N-Out. And I fucking, I ate the In-N-Out. You did.

But there are still ruthless people in my mentions who are like, why aren't you at confession right now? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a bunch of people like that. Fuck those people, bro. I think they said we might do them in New York or we might not do them ever. Yeah. I also might not do them ever. Dude, I'm not even a religious person, but for some reason going into a church and like fucking with a priest on video would like

turn me the wrong way i'll be like am i gonna like go to hell really that's why i would be like uh if there is a higher power i'm definitely on the bad side now first off god takes joy in what you take joy in so if you have a perverse sense of humor then god takes joy in that if you want to fuck with priests god God is going to smile upon that. Dude, there's nothing that you should apologize for. Second of all, dude, they're fucking priests, bro. Did you ever watch

Spotlight? You never have seen Spotlight. You must have never seen Spotlight. We've talked about that movie maybe a hundred times. Well, then I don't understand why you're still putting on the cape for a priest or something like that. I hope that I don't upset a priest're still putting on the cape for a priest or something like that. I hope that I don't upset a priest. It's not about upsetting the priest. It's about upsetting

what's above him. What's above him? You don't think that he knows what's in your heart? No. Also, I'm pretty sure that has to be illegal. What are you talking about, dude? Recording at a confession? Why is that illegal?

You're recording yourself. And him. So? You can't see his face? You can't see anything about him? You're recording him. Dude, I... It's supposed to be a sacred area, bro.

You're supposed to be telling your deepest sins. Bro, we're on 2022 time. We're asking for... Maybe you need some confession. Forgiveness, not permission. You need real... You need real confession. I'll go to confession and confess that I fucked with a priest

after I fuck with a priest. They're not going to like that. Dude, why are you scared of them? They want you to be scared of them. They thrive off your fear. They're not going to like that. And they want you to tie and give your fucking billions to the Vatican so they could just fucking roll around in gold

and you can feel shitty about yourself. They can wear Versace slippers and smoke cigarettes and you can like worry about fucking like cutting someone off in traffic and maybe you're going to hell from that. Fuck that, dude. Bro, you're in big trouble. You're not. You're getting psychologically manipulated

by fucking Father O'Malley. Dude, I'll pray for you. By the fucking Monsignor. Sorry, Father. I didn't mean to upset you. Bro, you're embarrassing me in front of God. Like I shouldn't even be associated with you anymore? No, bro. Fucking you're going to have to be associated.

You're going to come to confession with me and we're going to pull jackass stunts on these priests. The priest's going to come out the confessional and we're going to send a jugs machine with a watermelon and fucking blast it at him. We're're gonna drop water balloons from the fucking that would be top of the church on some of these priests they're gonna be filled with silly string fucking gorilla glue that would be ill we're gonna get these fucking priests high as fuck off the fucking pack woods well i think you can smoke. I think priests can smoke weed. Did you throw out a bunch of dope in

California? So much. Why did you throw it out? Someone gave it to me and I was like, I don't need this. Why don't you just put it in your backpack, bring it back to New York and fucking sell it on the street corner or some shit? I was thinking about bringing it back to New York but then I was like, nah. Why would you say nah? I don't even like smoking weed

but let alone that stuff. It's too strong. The weed out there is bionic. I was like, I don't even like smoking weed, but let alone that stuff. It's too strong. The weed out there is bionic. I was like, I don't need this. If I had the amount of weed that this kid gave me, if I kept it, it would have lasted me over a year. I promise you. I think it does just grow in people's gardens like tomatoes. People always have handfuls that they're just trying to offload on you.

Meanwhile, on the East Coast, people are going door to door like, weed, do you have any weed? On the East Coast, you have to go and buy it from a sketchy-ass bodega. And people literally have trash bags. Smurfs all over the case. Something weird as fuck. Yeah, some weird signage that appeals to children.

Yeah, or people who are high as fuck. It'll be like the Care Bears, the Teletubbies. It's always shit like that. Yeah, I don't understand. I always see it in my apartment because Dukes and Owen always buy it from whatever one of those people.

Whoa, bro. Don't fucking dox your brothers like that. No, they're cool. You should have brought it back for them then. If they're cool, you should have been cool

and brought them back some dope from Cali. It felt weird. It felt bad. I don't care. It was free, but it's like... Did you throw it in the trash?

No, I threw it away. I flushed it. Bro, you know that's a flower from the earth. Bro, you know that you're spitting in fucking Mother Nature's face. You're worried about what God thinks of you. Maybe you should worry about... I actually kept some of it. I snuck two joints across the border.

The California border? Yeah. You put them... Deposit them rectally. And I was like, if I smoke these, these will last me months. Yeah. You put them, deposit them rectally. Yeah. And if it, I was like, if I smoke these, this,

these will last me months. Literally. You are a slow smoker, but flushing it down the toilet. What dude? Yeah. I'm glad that we didn't end two minutes ago when I was about to, so I could hear that absolutely preposterous fact that you fucking flush your weed down the toilet.

You could have just left it, left it on the counter for whoever's working housekeeping so they can fucking take it. Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't thinking. Dude, it was just like... You flushed your blessings down the toilet. It was so much. Coach Prime wasn't like that.

The water was just covered with weed. It was like a full... It was like a lily pad. It was floating back up. Dude, it was so much weed. You clogged the weed. Or you clogged the toilet with weed it was just so sticky yeah that's fucking embarrassing bro i know i shouldn't have done it but i honestly i'll never think about it again oh i hope people bring it up to you

forever i don't give a fuck if they do go get your flight bow bro we want to end now you want to talk some more time is it how long we've been going 48 but we can just do two episodes this week we'll do two episodes this week all right thanks guys i gotta go catch a flight all right peace