Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 46 - Tiny Desk Concert (Home)

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 46 - Tiny Desk Concert (Home) -- Sas & Rone discuss many things for many minutes -- Full episode also available on YouTube -- CheersYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yes, sir. All right. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Wednesday.

We're in our new studio. Yes, sir. We're in between studios currently, still. We haven't been back in the barstool studio since before LA. I know, dude. Everything's fucking changed. It's way different now. We're an on-the-road show.

Are we allowed to say where we actually are? Yeah, we're at my apartment. Yeah, it's fucking sick, dude. It's fucking incredible right here, dude. Yeah, the pigment I like is so behind the camera, it goes back like 100 yards. Yeah, we have to find a corner, but luckily there's tons of mixing. What did you say, 3,000 square feet? Yeah, something like that.

That's a lot. I didn't expect a half pipe in here. I didn't expect a whole, that size of a half pipe, I guess, in here. You could really get some air. The basketball court we're working on, we're remodeling it because they've got that weird kind of court, like the one that has all the, it just looks like a bunch of crates. Yeah. On top of each other.

Yeah, yeah. Some NFL street shit. I like the angles in here. Every wall is at a diagonal angle. Everything is on a fucking, on a slant in here. But it makes me feel at, it's like a very comfortable and familiar feeling. Just like the house with all the roommates and just a place for the boys to live at. For sure.

Dirty ass fucking table. Table's not dirty, bro. Don't say that. I mean, it's like, it's not like a clean, like where'd you get the table? Did you find it outside of a... No, we bought it and we built it. Did you? Yeah. Asshole. Did you hire someone off TaskRabbit? Sorry, our apartment's not all white and

shiny like yours. I fucking have lived in... Not bright white with neon lights. Way grimeier places than dull white. Yeah. I guess that is true. It is white. Yeah. It is more of a beige.

But I like the shoes that you put up on the wall. I guess that's some hype beast shit. Well, you just made us do that. I did not make you do that. What are you talking about? There would definitely be video of this if I made you do this. Yo, let's put the shoes up on the wall.

That's going to look sick. Bro, fucking RIP to Virgil, bro. It looks so bad. It looks so fucking sweet. I'm going to Photoshop those out in the final edit of the podcast. It's better than your hand-drawn Bob Dylan pictures that you had written all over. I actually have a Bob Dylan painting on the way. No shit, bro.

How much was it? A lot of money. How big is it? Dropped a rack on it. No, you didn't. About a rack. Really? Yeah, you didn't. About a rack. Really? Yeah, and it's 14 by 14 inches.

Is it? What? No, I didn't drop a rack on it. It was $200. Still a little bit too much. Yeah, but it's really cool, and it's watercolor, and it's like the dude clearly spent a lot of time on it, and I'm all about supporting small artists. He's a little guy?

A small artist? I think we got like 3,000 followers. It came up on my Instagram explore page. DM'd him and said, how much for Dylan? Shut the fuck up. It was an impulse buy. Where are you going to put it? My room.

Dude, you've been throwing money around ever since this bonus. Well, what if there's a small gust of wind and your little painting flies away? I feel like 14x14 is not that. Or what's 14x14? That's like a 4x4. It's bigger than like this.

Like this vinyl. How much is this? 10x10? Probably. So it's probably like... Let me whip it out and fucking see. Right?

That's probably 10x10. Yeah, that's probably 10x10. I'd actually be willing to bet it's exactly 10x10. Holy fuck, bro. Oh my god. Should we get out the measuring stick? No, we don't have one of those.

We do. We don't need to do that. No, I'm deeply impressed and just honored that you had me over here into the lair, bro. Of course. What's the occasion of recording from home today? We took all the cameras from Barstool and brought them here. We forgot to bring them home. Wait, what brought them here. We forgot to bring them home. Wait, what do you mean?

We forgot to bring them back. For the sketch shit today? Or just in general, you brought them home the other day? Yesterday. Or maybe two days ago. We tried to film something on Monday on the day off. Didn't really work. So then we tried to film something yesterday.

Which I thought was funny. When did you film the other shit that you put out and what's the plan with this show what's the plan with uh when you when's it gonna be like uh like it feels like it's ramping up right now yeah we got a bunch of ideas this has a little news drop it's like on dave portnoy show inside barstool it's like a little inside sass bro give us inside sass i mean we've got a bunch of stuff planned out we got like over 20 sketches like basically ready to be filmed. Holy fuck, bro. Yeah, we just have to find the time to film them.

And how are you going to release them all? One by one or in like little clumps or like weekly or bi-weekly? I think we'll probably do some individuals. And then I think the goal is to put out like a 20-minute episode, right? 10 to 15 minutes. Yeah, there'll be some that live on the twitter that aren't in the episode and vice versa but yeah and how are you going to uh incorporate some women and people of color in your in your sketches i won't do that this is strictly white men there's not enough sketch shows with only white men and you're about to fucking reinvent the wheel

with that bitch. I always said I wish SNL was more white. Yeah, like if SNL was really white, that's where you guys are. Yeah, pretty much. I fucking love it. I know you're only too deep, and you also have set a high bar. I would have made

the first couple suck a little bit more. Well, people didn't like yesterday's. In what? What do you mean? I don't know. We were getting some heat, but we also got a lot of people that did like it. Bro, I thought you turned off the comments. Bro, I thought you don't read the comments anymore. I don't know. I still read the comments. Yeah? Yeah, all the time.

On every platform? Which platform do you think has the best, most insightful comments? Most useful comments? Nowhere. There has to be one that has more useful than others. Are there some people that you listen to, or is it all just uh... Well, it seems like you listen to everybody. Yeah, I mean...

I don't know. That's a tough question. YouTube, I would say, has the best... I mean, it depends on what... Like, for my YouTube comments are, like, usually, like like very good feedback like they'll comment if something like they'll be like oh I like this but you should do this like and I enjoy that a little constructive criticism but like Twitter Reddit is like Reddit though sometimes will be really nice comments that I like, but then there will also be comments

where they act like they were here filming it with us and are like... Try to act like they know everything that's going on. Which pisses me off. What do you mean? With the layout of the sketch? Just like shit like that. Just like shit like that and the layout and stuff like...

I don't even know how to describe it. Just people who think that they're working with us. They don't fucking know, like, I don't even know how to describe it. Just people who, like, think that they're, like, working with us. They don't fucking know, bro. I don't know. I've gotten a lot better, though. None of it really bothers me anymore. Like, it used to, like, be, like, shit would, like, keep me up at night. But now people are, I mean, people, I think people like it, too.

I think it's actually good shit. I think it's good, you know. Yeah, I thought both were funny. I thought the pentogram on the forehead. Did you see that one? Who's your makeup girl? It looked real, didn't it? Who's your makeup girl?

It was me. We fucked it up twice. We spent $60 on panograms before the one that worked. Wait, what do you mean backwards? I thought it was like a palindrome. I thought it was a circle with like an A in the middle. How can that go backwards?

It's like backwards this way. It's like a makeup sticker. Doesn't it go both ways? One side was like raised with pus. And then one side was completely smooth. Damn, dude. And I'm very happy we got to look how it looked because the other one looked

significantly worse. The other one was significantly worse. Yeah. The other one was, like, glossy and just smooth. I was bummed about my eyes, though. Why? The eyes that came and you still need to, like, do the makeup yourself. Oh, that was ridiculous. That was the biggest ripoff ever.

We got these, like, eyes that were, like, supposed to, like, be, like, holes in your eyes. And I thought we thought it was going to be, like, the same thing, like, just something you put over your eyes. We got it out. It's just white. It's just a white patch. You have to paint it yourself. Where did you say you went? Abracadabra? Yeah, it's awesome. It is kind of awesome, but you can't return anything there, though.

Really? There's some bullshit, bro. Really? Dude, they have shit there. You could go there and you could spend $100,000 easily. It kind of gives me the willies when i walk in there it's creepy they had to jump a little bit with like the hands and the bodies human corpse with the apple in its mouth and you could buy each of its

limbs separately and they were all over three or four thousand dollars a piece and in the front there's like it's like a deli window yeah and there's just body parts in there and shit also the people there like you know the people there take their job like like like so serious yeah they're definitely named like elvira and shit like that fucking yeah that brick and mortar stores their end goal career wise yeah they i remember checking out yesterday and the guy was like planning a satan or planning like a satanic a satanic worshiping ceremony or something and i was like yeah he's like right on right on brother drop the addy yeah i'll be there i just had mine last week

you know my boys were fucking around with that stuff the other night yeah using the makeup is a good way to kind of ramp up to actually carve a pentagram in your forehead. Yeah. He lifts up his bangs. He's got the pentagram just dangling there. Yeah, they were, it was, it's an interesting place. But shout out to Abracadabra

because at least they're around all year long. It's not like spirit Halloween stores that just pop up out of nowhere and fucking

swoop into town and then are gone on November 1st like they never were there. Yeah, also like those other like halloween stores you can't get shit like that you can't go to like it's a party and get fucking panograms you can get some confetti or something like that yeah you get a fucking

taffy pointy party hat or some shit like that but you're not gonna be able to get that panograms not that exotic shit dude um i was i. Dude, I got you a gift. Oh, really? It's another airport book? No, dude. First off, I feel like you're kind of flipping about that. I got myself an airport book this time. I was going to get you an airport book, but then I was like, ah, this is a good book.

You don't go to airports. You've never even been in an airport before. Look at this mobility of the podcast. See, this is kind of fucking sweet. Not bad. I am talking while I'm not on. Fuck. Got too many zippers on this fucking bag, bro. That's a lot of luggage for one day.

I know. There's not that much in here. But also, I mean, you're the big present, bro. First off, bro, this is my airport book bro i'm fucking reading bro oh jesus bro they can conspiracy there's this actually might be interesting yeah it actually fuck it is you read the whole thing no you can see how deep into it oh wow oh hell yeah oh my That's a little mini guy. Yeah, bro.

Delta Airport Place at my boy. Let me make sure I scratched off the price tag on the back here. Why? How much was it? Chill, bro. Was it a lot or how much was it? Go easy. Yeah, super expensive, bro. How much was it?

It ends in a nine. The cent part ends in a nine. No, no. $9.99? You think that's nine at an airport, dude? Look how nice that shit is. Yeah, candy's $11 a nine. The cent part ends in a nine. No, no. $9.99? You think that's nine at an airport, dude? Look how nice that shit is. Yeah, candy's $11 a pound. And that's to scale, so...

Fuck yeah. That's to scale, so it's not like one of their biggest planes, but... Do you know what vehicle we're looking at here? It's the 730. Is it? 730D. Because if it's the 737, I'm tossing this thing in the fucking trash. Oh, no. 737's probably'm tossing this thing in the fucking trash.

Oh, no. 737's probably going to crash on its own, brother. That's a 737 Max. But, no, I literally have no idea what it is. I don't know anything about it. That's hilarious. But you can open it up. There should be the little cars that drive around.

You can kind of, like, zoom them around. Oh, I'm going to have fun with this. And, like, kind of crash them into each other if you want to kind of get that shit off your chest and uh really enjoy yourself maybe we should stop recording now so i can go play i wanted to play and i was buying it i felt like i was like buying my son a gift like it wasn't like the children's toy section oh i appreciate it yeah i brought you brought it. You would, bro. Sick as fuck. Never go down to Jackson without bringing something home for the homies.

I had to fucking look out, dude. Have you seen that new Boeing documentary? The downfall of Boeing? No, dude. What happened? You should check it out. It's good. I won't spoil it too much. I'd rather it be spoiled. I'm not gonna watch it, so. It's good. You should watch it. It was from Sundance this year. Just give me a quick ass synopsis. I'm not gonna watch it, so. It's good. You should watch it. It was from Sundance this year. Just give me a

quick-ass synopsis. I didn't realize Boeing even had a downfall. I thought that they were still manufacturing at a massive scale. They are, but they're no Airbus. That's why I only have Airbuses in my room. Because they're not Boeing? Yes. Did you watch the documentary and throw all your Boeings in your little garbage

disposal? Oh, yeah. Which I know you have. Yeah? Yeah. Dude, what is that plug doing right above your fucking sink? It's not there at all. Yes, it is. You have an extension cord and another extension cord pulling on a fucking power strip just dangling above your only water source. Fuck, sorry.

What's going on over there bro um you're either gonna short circuit or electrocute yourself I'm not worried about it at all

we don't really use the sink that often yeah that's true the sink is uh actually it doesn't even work vastly overrated

also this isn't like a weird layout for a New York City apartment in West Village but I just can't. Can you agree with that? I'm talking about this specifically. With the fridge, the oven, and the dishwasher and the sink all right next to each other.

Because my apartment in East Village looked exactly the same and so did my apartment in Hell's Kitchen. I would say that this is pretty typical. I haven't been in like a billion West Village apartments in my life, but this feels pretty typical. Like all the people on Twitter being like, okay, but can we talk about why their dishwasher is below their sink? It's like, I don't know, because it fucking saves space. Idiot. Where does the sink go, though? How's that? Like everyone I know.

Like if you go to anyone's apartment, they have that in New York. But where's the sink dip down to, though? Well, it connects to the dishwasher, so all of the dirty water from the sink just drips into the dishwasher works but my bad my bad i got add for a half second what happened with boeing how did how to just give me a brief idea of boeing and how they hit their downfall so basically airbus so boeing forever was like the lead plane manufacturer manufacturer and and airbus eventually which was european caught up to boeing and they released these new fuel efficient planes and with like fuel they released these new this whole entire new model of plane and it was like had fuel efficient engines

which was like the first time that's ever been a thing and dude i don't understand why how airlines can act like they're fuel efficient or even worse carbon neutral no they're like the worst thing in the world for the environment but they have videos at the beginning of the delta flights that are like here's how we're saving the planet by flying it's like are you literally just setting fuel on fire in the air and kind of sprinkling it all over all humanity like a seasoning? I would, I don't know, I might be wrong but I would say it's like probably the worst thing there is for the environment.

There's like over like I don't know. You're saying planes in general or commercial aeronauts? Because I feel like private jets might even be worse. Private jets are probably worse. But yeah that's true. I forgot when the documentary they said. There's like one person on there. But yeah. Yeah, that's true. There's like over... Like I forgot when the doc... I think in the documentary they said that there's like over...

Like actively right now, at any given time, there's like over 10,000 like Boeing planes flying. 10,000? Yeah. Oh my God. So how is there a downfall? It seems like Boeing's fucking eating right now. It seems like Boeing's crushing it right now.

I don't really think there was that much of a downfall. But basically they... So Airbus released this new fuel efficient plane boeing needed something to catch up because they hadn't released a new plane in a while they've been using the same design and just like slowly upgrading the 737 and then eventually they put out the 737 max which was then that's the one that crashes all the time like Yeah. Like, it can't stop. Yeah, so the 737 MAX was just the 737 with fuel-efficient engines. And the engines were much bigger, so... 737 MAX is the Ethiopian Airlines one

that crashed a couple years ago. Yeah. And so the engines were much bigger, so if they were taking off, it could force them to climb it to vertical. Uh-huh. And so they put in this new system called the MCAS system, which basically, when they were going too vertical because of the engines, it would take the thing at the back of the plane, like one of the little wings or something, and it would move it in a direction which would bring the nose back down.

And they didn't tell any of the pilots or anyone basically outside of Boeing about this because if they did tell them that there was a whole new system on the plane, they would have to pay for pilot training, which was super expensive and they couldn't afford it like every every single pilot that was gonna fly they would have to be retrained retrained which is like you have to make like like uh i don't know a bunch of shit and um so they just didn't tell anybody and the plane started flying up and then they didn't

know how to use the new technology and what they just like no no noed it. No, no, no. It's actually way worse. So, basically, it would be, they'd be taking off. And I think both of the crashes happened, like, within 13 minutes of the plane taking off. And the entire thing that, like, controlled the MCAS system was right on, like, the edge of the tip of the front of the plane. And it was, like, just this tiny antenna. So, basically, if that thing was damaged, the MCAS system would be broken and, like, the plane would, was like just this tiny antenna so basically if that thing was damaged the mcast system would be broken and like the plane would like malfunction and crash and so

in both scenarios the plane was like going up just like a normal takeoff and then all of a sudden the plane's like getting pushed down repeated like repeatedly and it would be like 10 seconds on 10 seconds off where it would be getting pushed down and the mcast system was like completely fucked and it like broke on both of those occasions and the pilots had no like they didn't even know what the mcast system was and so basically like the plane like the mcast system basically just killed them like it was forcing the nose down until they crashed dude this is the most autistic i've ever seen you. What the fuck was that, dude? I've never seen him so autistic before

in my life. I had to start checking email. That was a great... No, I stayed with you. I stayed with you for the ride. But that was the most autistic I've ever seen you. I've never really seen you lock in like that. I wouldn't watch the documentary after that

because that's basically... it gets a little repetitive. Because you know more about the documentary than the document. They just go over that like a hundred times, but it's pretty interesting. And like the whole reason they put out the new plane was because like of Wall Street and everything. So in conclusion, it was basically like capitalism is going to be the downfall of society.

Damn. And it is literally killing people. So they're on that socialist tip? I don't know, but all i know is that yeah like six like or like probably like 400 people died and like boeing like completely it was fucked like the court case is pretty interesting because like they just deny everything well that's good do you want to open your toy? No. Are you sure? I'll save that for off-camera. You're going to be going to town. Owen, do you ever hear him just in his room like... We're coming in for takeoff.

I basically just do 9-11 reenactments in my room. Yeah? Yeah. You recreate scenes where he gets to the airport before the girl leaves. Just pulls up in the last second. Stop. Wait. I recreate scenarios where I'm on the plane.

Don't get on that 738. And I. Okay. 737 max. But good joke. Good try. Oh, dude. Don't you guys wish that the September 11th attacks had targeted the Empire State Building instead of the World Trade Centers? Yeah.

100%. That kind of would have been a little bit more just... But also a little more fair. I feel like that more people would have died. In the Empire State? Yeah. Why? Because there's more shit around?

Yeah. Because like thigh dye is so like spread apart, I feel like. You know what I State? Yeah. Why? Because there's more shit around? Yeah. Because, like, thigh dye is so, like, spread apart, I feel like. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know what they were doing, dude. It might have been different then.

The building was quite full. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, also, I read recently, I didn't know that, like, when it originally happened, they thought that

20,000 people died. Yes. I did not know that. That's crazy. For, like, the first, like, day. And they were, like, certain that 20,000 like the first like day and they were like certain that 20 000 people died yeah because apparently like typically there's like 20 000 people in those

rubble buildings yeah i guess people just got out of dodge yeah i guess i was more just talking about the fact that oh day works over there now did you see he was on The New York Post today I did see that Yeah I saw your tweet about it He got like 90% of the

The page Yeah that's Oh that was O'Day Yeah what the fuck Yeah Pretty cool Dude we gotta Shouts out O'Day

We gotta take our We gotta take our talents Over to another Fucking corporate entity Where they're just Thrown around money Because we worked at Barstool once Oh yeah day we gotta take our we gotta take our talents over to another fucking corporate entity where they're just thrown around money because we worked at barstool oh yeah that's definitely what's happening all over the fucking place that's happening to everybody people are just getting sucked out of barstool left and right and fucking people are just like companies just must have tons

of money for someone that worked at barstool once i mean that's like the thing like in my opinion i feel like Owen and like all the gambling, like social people are like in a better job security position than like I am. Definitely.

It's like they have to like, like doesn't Jack, doesn't Jack like, doesn't people try and pick him up all the time? Yeah. And he just always turns down the offers?

Of course. I've never had someone try and pick me up. You'd never leave the ship whether you know that. Someone try and pick me up. That. Of course. I've never had someone... You'd never leave the ship, brother. You know that. Someone try and pick me up. That's not true. I wouldn't say that no one's ever tried to pick you up.

Well, I guess there's not a lot of... Yeah, you've had multiple agents court you. Yeah. I guess there's not a lot of content. And Tim Dillon tried to... He tried to pick you up. I guess there's not a lot of, like, content companies like Barstool.

Yeah, bro. It's a pirate ship, bro. That's what makes us so fucking unique honestly dude that's why barstool is gonna be around when all these other fucking corporate entities are fucking long gone bro we're built for the fucking long haul dude that's why i love it over here where the uh when you got hired at barstool were people like mad at you no like you didn't get any of your followers from the rap battle community being like, wow, dude, what the fuck? I don't think any of them knew what Barstool was.

I think I introduced the scene as a whole to what Barstool was as far as battle rap. Roman kind of made Barstool big. It wasn't really a thing back then. But didn't you try and get hired a while ago? I tried to get hired even before that yeah i i just um i i just want it's just such an easy job i just saw the people who are doing it and i just wanted it so bad dude i was like dude they don't fucking work at all dude and people confuse themselves after a while at an easy job that they're like actually working hard or

some shit like that and they'll just like oh it just turns into a regular job after a while but it's like oh dude this shit is fucking so easy but people will trick themselves into being sad about it but uh i just wanted me yeah i'm not sad about i like my job i'm more just like i don't know you've been uh you've been good yeah i just like, I don't know. You've been good. Yeah, I just want to go do shit. I think it's because you shaved your head. That was the point. Because your hair carries energy.

I saw a Saweetie interview where she said your hair carries energy. And so she gave herself a buzz cut. She gave herself a little birthday buzz cut. And she said it changed her whole shit. It's the reverse Samson. It's the reverse reverse samson he got his power from the baldy yeah i'm probably never gonna have long hair again i don't know dude i think that you're lazy enough to not get a haircut i am yeah 100 that's why i shaved my head to begin with but i'm saying i think that you could just

go long enough where you're just like like you'll just like put it off put it off put it off and next thing you know you're gonna have full flow you look funny as fuck with long ass hair though because yeah that's why i'm out like guile from street fighter yeah because i saw that we had that alex kid on did you see that that kid or no axel weber that kid from the from the poor kid you know that poor bitch alex weber who is he no i don't know. The kid on TikTok who's pretending to be poor. Yes, yes. Who so clearly is pretending after the yak. You had him on the yak?

I've never seen someone more media trained in my life. It was insane. I'm from a small town in Michigan, but I just wanted to escape to just find myself in the big old city of Manhattan. We were like, how much money do you have? And he pulled it out like a dollar bill bill like Jordan Belfort's speech. He was like, as of today, I got at least a dollar. And then we're like, dude, you are a millionaire.

Who invited him on? They saw him on the street. He was on the street playing piano and they saw him and they went and just like... He's a psyop. He's also short as fuck in real life. Ew, bro. What?

I mean, he's... No. Oh, my God. Dude, he is not human rights. I honestly didn't dislike him. I think he was a little awkward on the yak, but also after I was like, well, we also did just pull him off of the street and brought him into a live radio show. I would not have done that to begin with.

To go into a live radio show, I would not have done that to begin with. To go into a live radio show? Yeah, but I mean, well, I feel like it'd be easier for you to go on because you're not a snake oil salesman telling everyone to lie at all times. Yeah, you are yourself. We were saying his publicists are definitely livid. Oh, yeah, they were rolling around

when they saw him on Barstool. I think he said he didn't even know what Barstool was. Did he pretend he didn't know what it was? Yeah. He said, pitch it to me. Yeah, he was't even know what barstool did he pretend he didn't know what it was yeah he said pitch it to me yeah he's like you guys just

talked about sports you guys should have slit his throat and strung him in his ceiling you should have eaten his fucking liver as like

a sign to other people that walk through the fucking threshold of barstool we should have sacrificed him you should have sacrificed him

like yellow jackets dude you should have got him I mean I don't know. I really don't know what I think about him. He's a shy out. I just don't think I believe that he's poor. Yeah, he's not.

And lying about being poor is the worst type of rich. Pretending to be poor, it's the worst type. I'd rather you be opulent to the like to like the point of like rubbing it in everybody's faces. Or I'd rather you be poor and pretend to be rich. But being rich and just acting like you're just like this humble poor person or like giving other poor people a fake dream of how they can live this life. That's the most fucked up thing at all.

Because people actually are poor. Because he said he lived in his... Look at your guy's apartment. Well, that's the thing, too. His apartment's the same size as ours. Yeah. I don't think that makes me feel. I know.

And he probably... He just has, like... A job. Nicer amenities. Yeah. You're fucking... You're sought after. Your boss respects you.

And then we were talking about, like... Oh, someone asked him if... He's never... Oh, we had tweeted about him this morning, too. Yeah, we did. He's a psy-op, dude. Someone asked him, did you ever treat yourself to a really nice steak dinner?

I think it was KB. And he was like, no, I treat myself to a nice $1 slice. What do you mean treat him? So he just eats? So he eats meals? No, he doesn't spend. Like he claims he's super frugal.

Like frugal, yeah. But he eats three square meals a day, right? Dude, he probably eats. He probably is a private chef. The money he's saving with the dollar slices. What was the story with the dollar? Where did he get it? Oh, someone gave it to him while he was playing the piano. Yeah.

Oh, and he brought a wooden stool, a wooden chair with him. And we're like, where'd you get that? And he's like, oh, my legs were getting tired playing the piano. So I bartered with a food truckman who let me rent his chair from him. But I'm getting charged by the hour, so I got to be out of here soon. We're like, that was ruined by somebody. So he's just a liar? like, that was ruined by somebody. So he's just a liar?

The chair was brand new. What is it? He just bought it and set it up from Ikea. It looks like this table. Yeah, like literally. Who do you think unleashed him? I don't know. Cuba?

Maybe. Is he like a socialist type of thing? Or is he a Havana Syndrome type of... Is he emitting Havana Syndrome to the boys? Yeah, he might be. Did you hear a ringing in your ear afterwards or anything like that? I did. He didn't fuck with me either.

Like he didn't like you? He shooed everyone up and then skipped me. Oh, so he definitely knows who you are. And then I was like... They were like... Someone was like, oh yeah, everyone says you then skipped me. Oh, so he definitely knows who you are. And then I was like, they were like, someone was like, oh yeah, everyone says you guys look alike, which people do. Everyone tags me in his videos. But they don't know he's short as fuck.

And you're six. Six and one and a half. And I took my hat off and I was like, my hair used to look just like yours, which it did. And he was like, I guess I'll just have to take your word. What the fuck? What the hell does that

mean? I guess I'll just have to take your word. Dude, we should... I want to do bad things. Yeah, dude. He really is awakening inside of me. I got two wolves fighting inside my head. One that's fighting for good and one that's fighting for evil.

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um the Brooklyn half marathon maybe actually I fucking shouldn't have said that out loud because I'm not gonna do it and people are just gonna be like you didn't fucking do the fucking thing you said in passing that you might do i was training for a half marathon a couple years ago didn't do it either i got the highest i got was six miles and then it got canceled because of covid thank god i was gonna do what they say about covid they said it

was like right when covid started so people were like oh damn, this is contagious as fuck, and it's like AIDS. It's a wrap now, though, right? It's way over. Yeah, super over. They're about to lift the mask to Maskey, right? Yeah, schools just lifted it, like elementary school. No one wears masks in New York. In restaurants and shit like that?

I feel like a lot of, maybe you haven't been in Brooklyn enough, but those people take sure they do out in brooklyn they take pride in it yeah vaccinating daily in brooklyn don't they like you got your you have your your uh your id and your vax comrade in brooklyn aren't they don't is that where they're like taking pictures of people not wearing their masks uh it's probably brooklyn people who are doing it i've only seen that in airports where it was definitely a brooklyn dude who was like taking pictures of like a little bit of their nostril was showing i wear a mask i mean i wear i bring my mask everywhere i just don't wear it like when i'm outside i wear it in the airports the mask it was it was hurting my ears it hurts my ears too my ears i yeah it's a softer option on the I just have a big ass head.

Sharp jaw. Yeah, I hate that. It's sharp. It hurts. Yeah, dude, it's some fucking bullshit. I don't care for it at all, dude. Dude, I had a smoldering anger today, dude. I was thinking about doing a mass shooting.

Why? What happened? I don't know. I've been there brother yeah shooting part but i've been angry when we were leaving la that was the angriest i've ever been in my entire life just were scary furious just laying in bed were you with were you with him or you just uh heard from afar that he was in here i saw him boiling up i can imagine what the peak was like yeah it probably made its way back to new york word got around sass is pissed something is wrong with sass tell dave to start being nicer to sass that had nothing to do i don't even know if dave did anything it was more just like the well we already talked about all this

no one wants to hear this again but he did talk nice about you on his podcast though yeah I guess at first he was like Sass is super talented it's always like yeah some guy comes in and he asks me for 500k

which I didn't do and of course that's also one of the things about the comments everyone on reddit so Sass asked for 500k no which I didn't do. And of course, that's also one of the things about the comments. Everyone on Reddit. So Sass asked for 500K. No. Why would I ask for $500,000? I mean, fortune favors the bold. Like he exaggerates everything and people just like,

for some reason, like I don't know. This is in no way like a shot at Dave. I don't know how you could find Dave entertaining if you don't realize that he's being,

like he's exaggerating stuff. Wait wait sass has literally been here for five minutes yeah sass has been okay so that was literally he walked in and after his first five minutes he asked for 500 a day wait he literally had a cup of coffee he was there for one cup of coffee and got five hundred thousand dollars like obviously i didn't ask for five hundred thousand dollars i don't know dude i. I kind of believe Dave. He's always been honest. He has always been honest. I've never heard him lie before.

He's never lied to me. I like how in your apartment, and I guess it's just because that's where the camera is, but it makes it seem like you have this circular set of three baskets on top of each other. That was actually off the street. It looks like it's the centerpiece. Yeah, that's the street. It looks like it's the centerpiece. It looks like it's the centerpiece of your... It looks like the feng shui of the room is built around everybody

focusing on these three baskets that have random sets of shoes in them. One thing I would like to change is get a different stand for that. Yeah. The plastic table's not a good look. No. I will admit that.

What? Dukes brought that. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah. That's like... It looks like we live in a good look. I will admit that. What? Dukes brought that. Oh, that's terrible. That's like we live in a fraternity. Yeah, you need to throw somebody through that and just get a new one. Mount the TV on the wall. We're not going to do that ever.

We'll say we're going to do that. That's never going to happen. You know, on TaskRabbit, it's like $60. Not even. I don't want anyone in this apartment. I don't want any of those rabbits in here. Task rabbits are... Rabbits.

Those rabbits are incredible, dude. It's always like an Eastern European dude who will like, you'll be like, thinking it's going to take like two hours and you go and use the bathroom

and they're done. And they just work fast as fuck. Like, it's just these dudes who are true entrepreneurship. Gig economy, bro. Yeah, maybe we do got to do that. Yeah, get TaskRabbit in here.

And you also have the Basquiat. You think that's a little bait for New York? A little basic? I don't know. I don't think it is. But I just wanted to see your opinion. I just wanted to stress this to you. The fucking Mona Lisa hanging in here,

it would make no difference to me. Yeah. You should get some more art. I just got art, bro. Did you not remember me saying that got my 14 by 14 bill? Yeah, but for everybody, you're hoarding it. Who puts art under a bushel? Who puts their light under a bushel?

I'm putting it in my room. Exactly. You're hiding it from everybody. Most of my time. But you're hiding it from everybody. You need some art for out here. Other than that Mumford and Son poster. I'm not out here enough to be having art out here.

Who spends their time out here? Who's the most... Yeah, it's pretty much my room. This one is? He also has the biggest room. Oh, really? Yeah, if nobody else is going to use it. I've got a chicken on my room.

Yeah, you're creating. Faze Sass. I'm playing with my planes. When did Faze Sass come Yeah. I'm playing with my planes. When did Phase Sass come about? I like that. I totally forgot about that. I had no idea what you were talking about. Bro, you're in Phase Sass.

Yeah, I forgot. I just felt like it. Felt like churning up. Can you just claim it like that? I was gonna do 100T Sass, but I feel like that might have been too real. You'd be like, like damn sass went to 100t what what would uh how do you get into a hundred and jim that's who went to wait what happened no bro say less all right i don't know if that was a thing i don't know i don't know

um but yeah shout out to shout out to 100t bro those are my boys over there i actually like was friends with a bunch of dudes on Twitter. This was before I got hired at Barstool. And they all were coming up in the streaming scene. And then every single one of them got hired at 100 Thieves. It's awesome. Yeah. How do those dudes get hired over there?

Is it just being really good or is it entertaining streaming? I think both because I think they have a competitive team as well. both because i think they have a competitive team as well and uh like what like do you think that you could ever stream entertainingly enough to get to to jump over that way no why i feel like you're an entertaining dude um because i just don't want to do that but i thought your face bro i'm competitive oh you're trying to be a competitive so you're not trying to be one of the entertaining no you're trying to be a competitive player. So you're not trying to be one of the entertaining ones. No, I'm not trying to be like dying and laughing about it. I'm trying to win. I want to be the best I can be.

How many wins do you have? How many wins have you gotten recently? Like over the last two weeks? It's been rough. Since season 12 started, it's been rough. Damn, bro. But we're working on it. Have you considered that you're just too old now?

No. I think you're too old, bro. I think around 20 years old, the synapses in the brain start firing, stop firing as fast as they used to. Apex is for adults. Are the best players in the world adults? Yes. How old?

There has to be an age when people start getting worse. I think I am not at a point, I'm probably at my peak level of video games right now. Really? The best I've ever been. Holy fuck bro. How does it feel? That's fucking incredible bro. I'm in good shape.

Why don't you play some for us? No. I can't handle that. It's too fast paced of a game. You wouldn't even know what's going on. I bet you invite everybody over on like Friday nights and everyone sits around and you play. Now watch them pre-game just kind of silence. Is that true?

It's not out here. I brought it out here last weekend because no one was home. I was listening to some music, throwing down a couple cold ones, playing video games and I was having a great time. That was a good Friday night. Then people got here and I was like, that feels weird.

That's one of the tough things about having roommates is that when people come in at an unexpected time and they disrupt your peace. When you're laying on the couch like long ways and then someone gets here and you have to put your feet on the ground and make a little bit of space for them. That's fucking the worst. I like to lay on the couch long ways. I think that that's how I'll be for the rest of my life. You got sectional on your apartment. How many couches you got?

Six or seven? How many throw pillows do you have? Because we have four. I'll probably hook you up with some. You got some bright-ass colored throw pillows. Typical men apartment. Fucking men, dude. When was the last

time you fucking washed your sheets? Not. It was a while ago. I was actually staying this morning. I said I want to wash my sheets. Where's your laundry? We got like four places right next to us. That's fire.

Yeah. Actually, I went to one of them. Which one do you go to? Because the one I went to, my clothes came back just like smelling like nothing. I was like, did they clean these? Dude, some laundry places, they wash it with just water. Yeah. Some some places it really is just water and they shrink it down a little bit and like it was folded tight like it was folded tight and everything and i'm like smelling wait there's still jizz on this sock it was no smell i was like what i was like what's what's going on

yeah i'm gonna go to a different place next time also they were like you're closely ready at 12 next time also they were like you're closely ready at 12 and on friday i was trying to pick them up before the act so i went at 11 30 and i knew they weren't gonna have them i've done this before they never have them ready and i was like do you use any chance i can pick them up now because it's like we're literally directly across the street and i was like is any chance i could pick them up now and uh and they were like what time were they supposed to be ready and i was like 12 and they were like oh no no no no they're like, what time were they supposed to be ready? And I was like, 12. And they were like, oh, no, no, no, no. They're like, they're not here. Where are they?

Apparently they outsourced them. Yeah, I didn't realize that about all the laundry places. I thought they were in the building. They're all fronts for other laundry places. Is there just one big laundry place that they all fucking... Maybe they just bring them to a laundromat and someone just does them there. Dude, I have long thought about this the money that they find in like the laundry places they they must like that just like comes out in the wash they probably clean up they're probably more than what they

make i bet it's more than what they make now mine was dude also i had to bring fucking clothes from the wet wheel and they were fucking soaked so my laundry was like 20 dollars for like not that much clothes because by weight yeah which sucked dude i always have i always let mine pile up until like the last second and then it's like a 65 pound bag like a 70 pound bag it's just fucking massive just like it looks like a huge yam just i'm gonna start going more often because it's just like so much better having clean clothes. Like a lot of clean clothes. Can I take a peek in your room?

No. All right. I'm right here, bro. I can't just take a small peek? Is it dirty? No, there's no room for it to be dirty. It's tiny. So why can't I just look at it?

I don't want you to. All right, Felix Gray. Throw me one of those ALDs to swap out now that we're halfway done the show. I just want to get a little bit of a set change. We actually have another ad after this. Can we just do them both right back to back? No, bro. No, no.

Double up. Don't do that. Don't do that, dude. We're going to step on Felix Gray. Dude, Felix Gray doesn't want that. We want to respect Felix Gray. All right, bro. We're already at 50 minutes. 50 minutes? I feel like we just started, bro. We want to respect Felix Gray. Alright, bro. Where are you at 50 minutes?

50 minutes? I feel like we just started, bro. I'm good to keep going. You're the one that was like, I need an hour and then I'm fucking gone. Dude, because I care about our fans, dude. I'm trying to give our fans a little juice. You were like, I'm out of here after an hour.

No, I said let's... I don't give a fuck when this gets out. If it's anything less than an hour, then we're all putting our hands underneath that fucking faucet while that electrical wire is exposed. We're going to shock ourselves like fucking Marvin Home Alone. Let me tell you a little story. All right, I love a story. Five years ago, a man by the name of Felix Gray set out to create eyewear that would improve daily screen time.

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from blue light just dumping blue light into my eyes at all times probably like I don't even realize how tired I am because I'm just constantly have like a mild stimulation of blue light. Oh, yeah. That's why I'm reading at night.

It helps me a lot. It got rid of the little twitch I used to have while I was falling asleep. My eyes would shudder. Really? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Definitely get Felix Gray then. They're great.

They have free shipping, free returns, free exchanges. FelixGrayGlasses.com slash son. Shout out. Shout out to Felix. Shout out to Felix. Big time, dude. I tried to fucking, like, I'm trying to read as well. I'm trying to follow in your footsteps.

So I copped this book, dude. The book got me fired up right away. Is it good? It was kind of badass. The way the dude's telling the story i feel like i'm watching a movie i don't know josh fitch love that guy brad metzler some shit like that dude but there's a scene right at the beginning where like this guy walks into the into this the senate floor this guy who's against

slavery or he's pro-slavery he He's against abolition. And he walks into the floor of the Senate. He's a member of the House of Representatives from South Carolina. He walks in real fucking swaggy. He's got a cane in his hand. He's flanked by two of his boys. And as soon as he walks in, he's like, shut the doors. There's a woman in there. He's like, get this woman out of here. And they usher the woman out out and he walks over to this dude who just gave a speech saying that we should abolish slaves takes the cane that he had and starts beating the fuck out of him on the senate floor and everyone tries to come and like stop it everyone tries to save him his two boys like pull out guns and like said basically like everybody back so he can beat the fuck out of this dude right on the senate floor i'm like that's the kind of shit they're fucking hiding in books dude

that's what's in books real though or yes dude it's real it's just he's got one about abram he's got the exact same book but it's about george washington about what a failed assassination attempt i didn't even know they tried to kill jw or gw george he's like a mexican dude the secret plot to kill george washington by brad melzer and john mensch bro he's an absolute how do you collab on a book like that what are they just going paragraph for paragraph yeah they popcorn it you make something up and i make something i'm not finishing this what do do you mean? It's 500 pages. But look at the last 100 pages are like footnotes. Dude, this is a book that they would make us read in school.

It's good though, dude. It's like an engaging... Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of footnotes. It's like 400 pages. It'll probably take me over a year to finish. But I'm going to fucking...

I'm struggling on my reading goal. Dude, it's hard. Especially when you're at home and other things are there to stimulate you. I actually have been doing really... I've been reading still every night. I just had a two-week period where I kept switching books because I couldn't find one that interested me. But now I'm on one. Dharma Bums, Jack Kerouac.

And after I read this one, I'm switching authors to someone I've never read. Okay, I like that. Maybe you should do, what's the dude? I might read Slaughterhouse-Five. Okay. Who's that? Upton Sinclair? I don't know if I forget what his name is.

The Japanese dude. Mark, ah, fuck, I'm going to say it incorrectly. I'm going to look like an idiot. And you're going to look racist. Yeah. So I I'm going to say it incorrectly. I'm going to look like an idiot. And you're going to look racist. Sit down. Something about coins. Something about Japanese. I just picked up my new speed cube. It's Japanese made.

You have been begging for me to bring that up. You've been whipping it around. Tell me about that speed cube, bro. It is nice. It's like the first time I ever ordered something off Amazon to the apartment, and I was like, damn, this shit's going to arrive tomorrow morning. I was like, why would I ever leave the apartment again? Amazon is, once you start getting into a groove of ordering, it's like, oh, it is fucking

awesome. Yeah. It makes the slave labor worth it, bro. Yeah. 100%. And then I got a new Fitbit band. I saw that, too. Because the other one

was giving me a rash what's your heart rate at? give us some give us some of your vitals currently 164 are you serious? yeah

what? I had all the caffeine before 164 is like my is like that's like after a really hard workout for me. That's like if I do a really hard cardio. I'm playing with you. I think you're about to die, dude. Chill.

Now it's at 84. I'm about to get my resting heart rate. You always have that vein right here. What are you going to do it with? Your fucking flashlight? Heart rate monitor monitor app what do you mean bro what is that an iphone 7 chill bro it's the best i could do 60 59 because i have a good ass heart rate bro damn let me see if i can lower it i got 58 zone minutes today, which means I was working out for 58 minutes.

7,900 steps. 58. I wish I could have seen more there. 7,900 steps. 58. I wish I could have seen more there. Yeah? 58 zone minutes?

I wish I could have seen more steps. No more steps. 58. My goal is 30. Zone minutes? Yeah. You probably just get that from having a cappuccino in the morning. No.

Where do you get your zone minutes from? Working out working out oh you went to the gym right before this yeah you're back yeah and I showered at the gym which I didn't like yeah I feel like I liked it but I had to get naked and I was like this feels weird as fuck did you have a towel I so I did like a like a kb move like I went to the bathroom wearing my underwear and my shirt, and then I tried to like change in the shower before turning it on. That's a weird experience. Did you use flip-flops? So you're just raw dog in the floor?

It's a good gym. That's disgusting. They clean it. Men jizz on that floor. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%.

A public gym in New York City and you think no one jizzes on the floor? It's a premium gym. So rich guys jizz on the floor. I don't, like, you think no one's jizzing on the floor? It was a good gym, bro. It was a good shower, too. Hell of a shower. Better than our fucking shower.

Yeah? It was nice not having to fucking change the heat every 13 seconds. Is your shower bad? Yeah. Dude, like, it... Oh my god, it infuriates me. It actually, like, enrages me when I'm like, in the shower, and it's like... So, for some reason

that I can't understand, there's two... There's three knobs. One of them is for the bath, right? In the middle. The left one is for hot water the right one is for cold water so it's like it's technically a sink almost I understand also like a shower ah every shower that I've used has just one knob but this is probably built in 1920 yeah so you like all of the best technique that we figured out is to turn the heat up all the way. And then just turn the cold water on a smidge.

And you get in, and it's, like, room temperature water. So then you gotta, like, move it a little bit. And, like, but, like, you would think that making it go to less cold would be, like, okay, so that's pretty basic. Like, it's gonna get hotter now. It won't. It'll just get, all of a sudden, it's ice cold out of nowhere. And then you got to move it another millimeter and now it's burning hot. So you just find it's cheese fire. Yeah. It's so in a way. It literally, like, it could make or break my morning. Yeah, that's terrible. What, do you just get it to the right temperature and just have

all three of you pile in at once? We should do that. It would probably be easier. Just line up in a row like a bobsled team. It literally feels like they have to get it like realigned. It's like if someone's tires were like they had to get them realigned. Because it's like something is wrong. You shouldn't make it, you shouldn't turn it to the direction where it's supposed to get warmer and all of a sudden it's like the coldest water you've ever been in. I don't know which way the radiator is either. The radiator, I mean that thing is fucked. Yeah, your radiator looks old. In the middle of the night all of a sudden it'll just be, and just heat is just pouring into the apartment. I don't know if the dude is pissing in bed.

Loudly, that loudly? Except for some reason the heat just doesn't even touch my room. Like, there's an invisible force field around my room. A door. No, because their rooms get hot in mine. Yeah, mine's cool. I'll wake up shivering in the morning, and then I'll go out to here, and it's 10,000 degrees in here. That looks like the type of radiator that, like, clangs randomly. Oh, yeah.

It's just like... I like it, though. I like the... of radiator that clangs randomly. Oh, yeah. I like it, though. I like the look of it. It's going to get hot as fuck in here in the summer, dude. Today, I came home, it's 60 degrees out, and I was sweating in my room. Yeah. We only have to walk up nine floors to get here.

I feel like it's not that crazy, but for New York, it's going to get hot. It is going to get ridiculous. I remember when we toured it, it was like a hot day. Yeah. And we came up here and we were like, whoa, it is warm in here. How many other places did you look at before you settled on this one? None. This is the only one? This is the only one. One of them is the best. The location is awesome. The location is amazing. And that's the only best part. But I don't care. I look out my window and I'm not looking at homeless people beating each other to death. So it's like a plus.

It's like a bookstore. You have no idea how much better this is than Hell's Kitchen was. Yeah. I could not believe the dude in my... I mean, I guess all Hell's Kitchen isn't as bad as how you make out the area around your apartment. It was literally the worst place I've ever been. Dude, I can't believe they have a swear word in the name of the town. Dude, you have no...

It's like words can't describe it. But now, how would you characterize your neighbors and your neighborhood? So much better. Our neighbors are all young. Our age. I think. I don't know any of them. I just see them in passing.

They dress like TikTok? Yeah. Yes, they do. I just came through. They definitely all dress like TikTok. What the hell does that mean? They dress like TikTok? Yes, dude.

What? No. What are you talking about? How do you dress like an app? Because there's, like, parts of TikTok that tell people how to dress. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I thought you meant like LA TikTokers, like that. But I think they dress like New York TikTokers.

Yeah, I would say that. Yeah, definitely. But I feel like Hell's Kitchen isn't necessarily like that. I feel like Hell's Kitchen. They're mainly in cookies monsters and costumes. Yeah. We literally were living with the people who would play as Elmo in Times Square. Dude, one of the things that I... They made fun of us for living in that building. Yeah.

And they made more than they did. Yeah, definitely. Panhandling. Probably the guy with the tiny apartment and them making a buck at a time. Like our last month. Renting out their chairs. Yeah, literally. Our last month in that apartment we had us we had 24 hours security because someone was like renting out the apartment and like the landlord was literally like had like a hit out on him insane place and the super was trying to owen the entire time yeah that guy still is oh. You have him over here. He's probably been here. We just don't know. We don't see him.

What are your neighbors in this? I also lost all my clothes. Like, what do the neighbors in the building do? Like, what's their kind of profile? We've gotten files, complaints, like four or five times. We've gotten notes to say it's just from the one person below us. But the people to the right of us and the left of us seem cool. Always raging.

And then Owen knows the people above us. Oh, always raging. And then Owen knows people above us. Oh, really? Because Owen knows everyone in New York. Okay. Oh, I used to go to, oh, I was on the kids' soccer team. Yeah. Ten years ago. That's legendary.

And then, like, they're, like, best friends. That's legendary. That's how it is to run a town. I'm blown away when other people have relationships with other people. I know. If we go to any bar in New York, he'll know someone there. That's fire. 100% of the time.

That doesn't surprise me, dude. He's a wavy-plugged-in dude. Maybe he could learn a thing or two. Well, it's because they're all from Long Island. It is just because there's a bunch of Long Island people around here. Their parents ship them over here. Go play. Here's $300,000

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All right, bro, let's just riff for another 10, and then let's call it a fucking day. I'm fucking down to riff, bro. I find just a newfound energy whenever I get in. I could be having a fucking long day, hard day, contemplating mass shooting type of shit. Fucking going to Walmart, buying extended clips

with hollow point bullets. And I'll come in and I'll start fucking riffing. And the shit feels good, bro. Hell yeah. Fucking opens me up, bro. Just a little bit of riff. Just a light riffing. Bro, you know what I want to riff about? Dude, whenever I fucking...

The one thing that I don't think is going to happen in the future... I want to turn the audio up real high for the last five seconds. Can we do that? Yeah, for the last five. Can we make that the intro? I'm just all talky on top of it? I want us to be like ear piercing loud. Yeah.

The one thing I don't think is going to happen in the future that is in every single futuristic movie is that everybody dresses the same and has a cool ass clean aesthetic. Like in fucking Dune or in Star Wars. Have you ever seen Star Wars?

Have you ever seen any movies about the future where everyone's wearing a fucking space suit and shit like that and it's like this rustic anthropology fucking earthy ass aesthetic there's no fucking way the future's gonna be like that I've seen the boy in the striped pajamas

what the fuck is that they all wear the same outfits and that and is boy in the striped pajamas. What the fuck is that? They all wear the same outfits in that. And is it in the future? No. You dumbass. I'm allowed to make jokes like that. Because I'm half Jewish.

I didn't realize we're dipping into the cost. Did you see that Holocaust video this fucking week? Yeah. Everyone's like... She was crazy. Are you talking about the one where people... I'm actually talking about a video I saw this week. No, I'm kidding.

I've never seen it. I haven't been on the internet. That's a fucking lie, bro. I've been on fucking reading. Yeah, right. You've been trying to fire off tweets off the all...

I've been on a mountain with Jack Kerouac. You've been trying to fucking go viral like your list depends on it. I haven't been tweeting at all. People don't know what the Holocaust was in mass.

And I guess that just always happens. And Jimmy Kimmel based his whole career off that shit. Wait, I'm confused. We're jumping around, Joe. We're jumping around fast. I have no idea what you're talking about. In the future, people are not going to have fucking sweet-ass outfits, dude. It's going to be tacky as fuck.

People are about to have a bunch of brand names. People aren't going to be dressing any nicer than they are right now. I think people have ads and logos all over themselves and they'll be more eclectic shit. It's not going to look all the same. Even if you look back at the 50s when everybody was like...

The homeless people were wearing three-piece suits in the 50s. Homeless people were rich as fuck. They looked rich as fuck. They looked rich as fuck. They looked cool as fuck. They looked rich. And you couldn't even tell that they're homeless.

If a homeless person was walking around today dressed as they were in like the 50s, people would be like, damn, bro. Yeah. He's serving.

Yeah. He would be on fucking, what is that? TikTok page? No, the New York. Watching New York. So what are we rocking today it's giving fred a stare yeah it's giving frank sinatra but like that you they were like heavily fresh dispatch inspired fit people were like just serving incredible looks like i found a fucking

book at a bookstore this past week that was old pictures of like i think it was like the the like upper west and lower east side during like the 50s and all the dudes it took me like five minutes of paging through the book to realize that everyone was like broken homeless because they were like these just dapper ass debonair dudes who just had full bottles of whiskey but like a fucking perfectly tailored suit the fuck was that that, bro? Big Cat? Boss Man. Have you ever seen the old footage, like, colorized footage of, like, the 50s and stuff? It's pretty cool to look at.

I think they had, did they have, I think they had color, they didn't have color photo in the 50s, did they? No, it's like they, like, color it afterwards. Or I thought they did have color pictures in the 50s. Maybe not video. I thought, didn't the Wizard of Oz come out, come out in the 20s? Is the original Wizard of Oz black and white?

No, the whole magic of cinema is that it starts with black and white and then it goes into black. Oh, yeah. Fuck, I haven't seen that movie in a while. I'm allowed to make

those jokes, bro. I'm half good witch. Have you ever heard about the... 39? No way. Have you ever heard about the munchkin

who killed himself on the set of Wizard of Oz? Oh, dude, I have seen that. Devastating. Yeah, fuck. no way have you heard about the munchkin who killed himself on the set of Wizard of Oz oh dude I have seen that devastating yeah fuck they're just skipping

and the munchkin is like hanging in the background yeah that is super fucked up apparently that's not true but I think that's also not true

that they're saying it's not true yeah it's not true that it's not true isn't there like a bunch there's like a bunch of fucked up shit with that movie

like the main who's the main actor? The girl, Dorothy. What's her name? Paltrow. Her mom just had her on like a fuck ton of drugs. Really? Constantly.

Constantly. Apparently she was like high as fuck off of stimulants when they were recording and then she would give her like downers to sleep like when they weren't, when she wasn't recording. It turned out making a great performance though. Oh, hell of a performance. Yeah. I mean, maybe more parents should be doing that in hollywood acting's kind of been on a backslide ever since stage moms couldn't really flex on the kids that's what all the euphoria kids are on uppers and downers constantly now they're all fucking pretending all the euphoria kids all the 30 year olds playing 16 year olds there do you think any of them uh like which one of them do you think lives a life closest to the show?

I've never seen it, but isn't that one dude? That one dude's, yeah, Fez. He's like, that's like who he is, apparently. Is that true? Like, Zendaya just, like, pulled him off the street and was like, what would you do if I told you we could give you $20 an hour? Yeah, I think they casting director saw him and offered him the role on the spot. But yeah, he plays someone who's been

hit over the head with a shovel. And apparently he is. He was. He has been hit over the head. He does kind of talk like fucking Sylvester Stallone in Rocky. I've literally never watched the show but I know everything happening in it.

Just from Twitter? Yes. I've watched half of one episode. Just a little osmosis. Easy numbies on Twitter. If you live tweet that. Yeah, it's crazy. People will just be like, oh my god, Rube didn't.

And then it'll have like 100,000 likes. And all the comments will just be like, fan cams of Sidney Sweeney. Okay, but she's slayed okay but okay but sydney's literally coming for her emmy she wants coming for her emmy no that's what they all say she's coming for her emmy i know you have a sick mind or if people be like i'm not in the right place to be able to watch this right now like do not watch this if you're not in the right headspace. I haven't seen those, but that's fucking stupid. People do get in the right headspace.

Yeah, so you can fucking appreciate Rude, bro. You'll fucking Rude the day you don't watch that shit, bro. Fucking bad. The fuck was that, bro? Yeah, we gotta end the show now. Who the fuck was that? Is that your old? He's here, he's here.

Hey, that's the land, peace here. You actually haven't paid rent. Is that true? Yeah. So I've been waiting for the eviction. I'm here to slide under that door. You got an hour? You thought my Uber Eats driver the other day was our landlord paying for money. I thought, I'm waiting

for it, but I don't think it's gonna happen. Your Uber Eats driver's at the walk up here? Yeah, and they get pissed. I had one the other day who was calling me from the third floor being like, you've got to come meet me down here, bro. What the hell is going on? From the third floor? Yeah.

He was only a third of the way up. He was like, I can't go up to five. Did you go down? Hell no. I tipped him like five bucks and he went from like across the screen. That's not a lot. It was like a five dollar order. You shouldn't have said that like that.

That's not a big tip. I never tip over 10%. That's mean. I'm kidding, dude. I don't believe that you're kidding. I swear to God I tip them 20% because if you don't tip them, they don't bring the order. Because one time I didn't tip enough and it was raining and the person called and they were like, yeah, no one's picking this shit up if you don't tip them, they don't bring the order. Because one time I didn't tip enough and it was raining and the person called and they were like, yeah, no one's picking this shit up if you don't change your tip.

Dude, craziest thing. I heard my driver make the decision to steal my drink last night. I got McDonald's and I'm on the other side of the door. I didn't want to answer because I don't want to see them. But then she put both bags down and then she picked one back up and left with it. No way. It was just like two medium drinks. She probably put it down and took a picture.

Yeah. I, one time, I don't really order like this anymore. I don't really Uber Eats as much as I used to. I'm on the turkey sandwich grind now. All I saw was Betty's in that fridge. No, you didn't see the turkey. I just came home with the turkey. So are you going to start your turkey sandwich grind?

No. You have to fly through the turkey. This is the second cycle. This is like my tenth cycle. I eat like six turkey sandwiches a day. Oh my god. What kind of bread? Whole wheat.

White bread. Wonder bread. White? No. I'm not a pig um no i ordered 7-eleven one time real down bad and i ordered like a bunch of snacks and slushy and i got i tweeted about this but i got the order and it was just an empty cup yeah just an empty cup i was like what the hell am i supposed to do with this and did they make the slushy myself were the ingredients in like another bag there was nothing there was nothing there just an empty slushy cup it wasn't like ordering fajitas and you have to like unwrap the tortillas like the biggest fuck

you ever yeah that is a massive fuck you yeah but i guess what would they have had to make the slushie themselves? Yeah, I'd have ordered a slushie before from there. And would you want them to mix it? Would you want them to do a... What do you call it when they mix the flavors of the slushie? Or like mixing soda flavors? We used to call that a suicide. Yeah.

You can't talk about suicide anymore, though. Mm-mm. No. Shit's not the same as it used to be. Shit used to be fucking sweet, bro. No, I don't have any idea. Dude, I like a Coca-Cola slushie. I like, the best slushie

is the blue raspberry ones from movie theaters. No, it's Coke. Rones, right? I like it so blue. Because then you have a Coke when it's melted. Yeah, it's blue from movie theaters. The ones that don't suck out all of the... You know what I'm talking about?

Oh, Icy's? Icy. No, Icy's of the, you know what I'm talking about? I forget what the word is. Oh, Icy's? Icy. No, Icy's are the ones. Slush puppies. Yeah, maybe slush puppies. Oh, no, slush puppies are like ice pellets. That's gross.

Icy's, what are the ones that you're drinking and, like, you drink it and then all of a sudden you open it up and there's just a bunch of ice in there and no juice? Those are the worst ones. Slush puppies. The ones you get at the movie theaters. Icy's. Icy's. Icy's. You can drink it

all the way down and like it doesn't ever separate. But you have to like shake it. No, not these ones. They're like, you kind of have to give it like a little bit of a shake so it all sifts down. These ones at the end, they're like they taste like they're like carbonated. Like they got a little pop to them. They're so good.

Especially the Coca-Cola ones. Blue Raspberry is so, I want one of those so bad now. Damn, it really has me in the Coca-Cola ones. Mm-hmm. Blue raspberry is so, I want one of those so bad now. Damn, it really has me in the mood for one too. I haven't had an icy

and probably fucking. Let's slush up after this, bro. Yeah, I would. Round from the boys. I can't. Just went to the gym, bro. I'm not losing all those gains.

Yeah, I'm about to cook a steak, bro. I'm gonna go home and fucking cook a steak. Damn. I'm gonna go get 7-Eleven. Order it. Sounds good. Treat yourself.

All right, should we wrap up? We gotta do another episode tomorrow That's not coming out this week So don't get your hopes up It'll come out on Tuesday Should we put it out on Monday? We'll put it out on Tuesday We're just gonna keep on getting off schedule And I care about the fans

And I care about the fans I care about the fans Well, you're about the fans. I care about the fans. Well, you're the one that couldn't record because you had to go to your other podcast with that other random ass dude. I didn't have to do another podcast with a random ass dude. I was there to record on Monday. I was ready to go on Monday. You were like, I can record right now, but I have a concert at 6. It was a concert on a Monday.

At 7.30, bro. And I was in the middle of creating content. That you didn't put out. I did. Oh, that was the one? Don't worry about it. Alright, thanks for listening, guys. Sorry for the delay on the episode.

It's just, there's a dedication problem with Roan. Alright, we'll see you guys next week. Oh, fuck. Alright, let's add in the loudness. Is it peaking? Oh yeah, it's pe you guys next week. Oh, fuck. Alright, we'll see you guys next week. What, what? Alright, let's add in, I want to add in the loudness. Is it, is it peaking? Oh, yeah, it's peaking. Fuck yes. Just go on and throw the headphones in and see what it sounds like.

Test, test. Fuck yes. Hello, hello. Oh, yeah. Yo, chill, chill, chill. Alright, ready? Yeah. Wait, bro, take this down if it's at the beginning. Yeah, yeah. Yeah Wait bro take this down

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