Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 48 - Chasing Storms (ft. Caleb Pressley)

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 48 - Chasing Storms (ft. Caleb Pressley) -- Sas and Rone are joined by Caleb to recap their road trip and much much more -- Full episode also available on YouTube!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, ready? Yeah. Should I clap? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, what's up, everybody?

Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Monday, March 7th. Today's episode, we have an interview with caleb presley yes and talking about the storm chasers yes was the last week uh feels like i was gone like i've been gone longer than well we recorded the last episode before you went okay so i haven't so it's been like longer than that a week and a half bro i'll be honest bro not on no gay shit bro i missed you guys actually i didn't so it's been like longer than that a week and a half bro i'll be honest bro not on no gay shit bro i missed you guys actually i didn't a little bit on some gay shit i didn't didn't um i think you did dude you want me to read the texts

there are no texts please come back now i said because you don't you don't reply to the act chat and i said are you going to be here tomorrow because And I said, are you going to be here tomorrow? Because I'm telling everyone you're going to be here tomorrow. And then we had a whole thing planned that we had to cancel. Why were you telling everyone I was going to be there? Because we could pull up the tapes. You said, I'll be back at the end of next week. Which you weren't. Damn.

Damn. Well, those are the only shows. The weekend's on Saturday. This is the only show I care about, bro. This is the only show that matters. So bro. This is the only show that- So now it's kind of stressing me out because I feel like I'm working with a liar. I honestly have made not a New Year's resolution,

but just a personal resolution to not dupe you anymore because I feel like the mistrust affects the show. When you don't believe me, when I tell you stuff and you don't believe me, I feel like it affects the show show and I blame myself for that. For sure. For sure. So I want you to know that I'm not going to tell you Bill Clinton was an astronaut or whatever.

I'm putting that shit to bed, dude. I'm not going to fucking make up any crazy shit about any celebrities. I'm not going to tell you people were baseball players. I'm not going to tell you historical events happened in one country when, in fact, they were somewhere else. Yeah. I'm not going to do none of that shit to you. I'm not going to recommend you people were baseball players. I'm not going to tell you historical events happened in one country when, in fact, they were somewhere else. Yeah. I'm not going to do none of that shit to you. Recommend me Hitler's book to read. That could be formative.

And then I go download it on my Kindle and he'll never imagine how surprised I was. Furious. Wait, what the fuck? How deep did you get into Mein Kampf when you realized it? I finished it. You did? Yeah. Read the whole thing.

On tape? It's weird that Amazon gave you a gift card for reading it. I know. Yeah. It was free. I didn't know that they were that Nazi-ish over there. But I'm done lying to you. So hopefully this is my olive branch to rebuild the trust.

Awesome. Because I want to make this show as bigger as possible. All right. Sounds good. And I want to make this show as bigger as possible. All right. Sounds good. And I think that we should start having guests on. I know we say that every week, but today we will have one on

and we'll start to have more. I mean, we basically, you're hearing this after we basically recorded the entire episode. Yeah, we talked to Caleb for an hour.

And it was, yeah, we only planned, I was like, oh, we'll talk for 10 minutes. We were going to talk for 10 minutes and it went for an hour. Because that's just how the fucking conversation flows. Shit was just flowing but uh boy that shit bro you know how the fuck it is bro it was good it's a good episode so definitely check it out and you're in the middle of it so like you're listening to a good

episode yeah it's really good also while we're at it this fucking merch bro yeah we got some saint patrick's day merch this shit is like more than St. Patrick's Day to me though it's just a son of a boy dad but you don't need like no yeah you could wear that regularly but you could also wear it on St. Patrick's Day

it doesn't there's nothing about it that says St. Patrick's Day no it's not like a fuck me I'm Irish shirt or something like that we got the crew neck

still in stock which we have yeah we do have a fuck me I'm Irish shirt we do also have which rules but those are back in stock which took us a long that took us a long time to come up with and we're really happy with how it came out

is it fuck me I'm Irish or like fuck me I'm Irish it's fuck no it's a play on words it's both it's like a double entendre almost like fuck me I'm Irish it's like you could either be like an American who's like celebrating St. Patrick's Day or you could be like an Irish dude who's really like disappointed in his like.

Fuck me. I'm Irish. Yeah. Fuck me. I'm Irish, mate. I think it was good till the mate. Yeah. I don't know.

Mate is Australian, right? They might have mates all over the place, bro. Something about the mates, dude. Is that British? I think that they just have mates all over the place, bro. Something about the mates, dude. Is that British? I think that they just have mates everywhere. It is really... It is Australian, but... Australian accents have been getting a little bit too much publicity recently.

Way too much. The last episode, we talked briefly with Billy about the situation in the Ukraine. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really know. I don't know either. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Like, what are we even supposed to say about it at this point is the obligation on us as podcasters to not make jokes about anything and really just focus on on like telling people what's going to

happen in the ukraine kind of like breaking the news much about it so i can't really talk i feel like our job is to watch the news and just repeat it back as best we can yeah i was just home this weekend and my parents were watching like news about it like 24 7 yeah and nothing would nothing would change it would just be the same thing and then they would like reword stuff that putin said every single day from like the same speeches or interviews and like they just rephrase it to make it look worse or different the bomb shelters look fun as fuck though oh it looks awesome everybody's just down there like singing and they're having a blast they all have their phones and shit people have soccer balls

and shit like that's a side of the world they don't want to show you it's like the fun part of the beginning of lockdown and quarantine it's like everyone's like playing video games and like learning the guitar and shit like that it's like oh get me in a bomb shelter that shit looks incredible a lot at home yeah everyone's just doing like fucking clap push up some shit like that just getting super jacked on their own so like respect to them for that you know yeah yeah uh i feel like everyone wants other people to have like an opinion on uh what's happening or like tell you what to do or what not to do yeah i mean i don't a lot of information just getting thrown out there though it's like i don't trust most of what i read on twitter and now i'm supposed to like perform my opinion on like a geopolitical scale based on like

what i'm reading we have a buddy james who what does he what does he like what does he do he like finds disinformation yeah or misinformation he works for a startup that finds misinformation and he said he was like if he's like if this keeps going the way it's going like i'm going to be retired by the time i'm 30 because he's finding so much information apparently russia's just like pumping out like thousands of videos with misinformation does he get paid by the misinformation that he finds he's an equity boy every single oh in misinformation, in misinformation? He bought in early? Well, it was a pivot. The company was for dating apps, and then a world war happened, and they were like, oh, shit.

No way. That's incredible, though. Yeah. What a genius pivot by them. I know. What can we fucking pivot into, dude? Like, we need to find a way to, like, pivot into making this super profitable, like making masks or whatever. Zelensky made more than Bella Thorne on OnlyFans this week.

Really? Yeah, the president of Ukraine. Really? Is he redistrib Bella Thorne on OnlyFans this week. Really? Yeah, the president of Ukraine. Is he redistributing that wealth or is that just some Russian misinformation? Because that does sound like some Russian shit. Is that Russian?

That sounds Russian. I saw that they're like shutting down like PayPal and shit in Russia. Yeah. They're really fucking over the people of Russia. I know.

Rather than just Putin. I saw that they- Putin gives a fuck about PayPal? At all? Yeah. It's like, I can't get paid anymore. Oh, damn. Yeah, there's no chance that he knows PayPal even exists. No. Or like, I saw that they took the Russian team off of FIFA on like- Oh, Jesus. It's like, what is that going to do? What is that going to- Who are you punishing at that point? It's because it's not going to, like, who are you punishing at that point? It's because it's not going to be like.

They're just punishing the people of Russia. They're not punishing. Like, you really can't punish Putin. Yeah. His dick swings too much. He's unpunishable. Yeah. He's just swinging his dick around like with Rick.

He just like kills who he wants to kill. Exactly. Unless you kill him. There's like a $1 million bounty on him, which is. Not enough. Not even close to enough not enough at all like Brandon Walker just made a million dollars on his recent contract

he was doing fucking little park wheels and jumps Joseph Kony 17 billion shillings 5 million USD on Kony? and fucking Putin's that much less than that? why was Tyler nodding so knowingly we looked this up recently Tyler's a bounty hunter.

Like last week. Yeah. We've been obsessed with Kona, yeah. It'd be the perfect time to take him out. How would you kill Putin if you were going to like orchestrate a hit on him? Like what would you do to like get close to him? I guess like a bomb. That's fucking unimaginative.

I mean if you killed Putin realistically and you somehow managed to get out of Russia and back to the U.S. or wherever you're from. Say you lived in New York. By the time you got back, all of New York would be ashes. You think that they would blow the fuck up out of wherever? Like the United States would be ashes. Out of whose? They can't reach us. And they're not going to do that after killing Putin.

If Putin's dead, he's the only one that would do some shit like that. I think Putin likes the cut of our jib. He respects us. What do you think Trump's relationship with Putin is right now? Do you think that Trump was just like, start this war, I'll come back in four years and we'll fucking wreck shit. Probably, yeah. We'll fucking wreck shit together like old times. yeah we'll fucking wreck shit together like old times you think he just told him like i like i part of me thinks that putin is going to bat and just doing this for for his boy

trump who got voted out and he's just like i've got your fucking back probably i mean they're probably like texting each other like yeah on the side and that's why they're shutting down like uh all the texts over there because they want them to stop communicating that's why they're shutting down like uh all the texts over there because they want them to stop communicating that's why they shut down tiktok so he's from yeah they i did i saw that yesterday they shut down tiktok in russia how crazy is that it's not even a bad like they should do that here too well who are they going to send their videos of like dangling off of roofs to now like what are they going to do with that shit makes its way to the u.s yeah i've seen so many videos like you like of people in Ukraine just like from Twitter.

But I feel like also all the videos I see that are going viral from the war are fake as fuck. Oh they are. That people are just from other using like old war videos. Which is pretty sweet. It is. I'm going to do that today. Find an old war video.

Except I'll do it from like a movie. Do the one from like uh when when people are like leaving vietnam and they're like dangling from the helicopter or whatever look at the people trying to get out of kiev in afghanistan kiev is also killing me right now like dude we don't say perry like just because they say kiev over there doesn't mean that we have to say it like how they say how would you say it kiev how we've always been saying it we say paris we don't say perry we say like florence we don't say frenzy would you say it? Kiev, how we've always been saying it. We say Paris. We don't say Paris. We say like Florence. We don't say Firenze.

Like we say the words in our language. We don't speak their language just to like Tokyo. Yeah, we don't say Tokyo. And then they had that whole shit with like the ghost of Kiev. Fake. Sorry, the ghost of Kiev or however the fuck you want me to pronounce it. Yeah. They're just trying to be the devil of Ramadi who's Chris Kyle.

Like, they want to have somebody like that. They want to have their own Chris Kyle. Yeah. I mean, who wouldn't? And they destroyed that plane. What is it, the AN-225? I mean, you would fucking know. Yeah, war must be a tragedy for you.

Just all the beautiful planes. All the beautiful planes being destroyed. Yeah, it's the AN-225. That's tough for you to watch. Who cares about the loss of life? That's the biggest plane in the world, and there's only one of them. Yes. Damn.

Yes. Have you ever seen the size of it? It's fucking huge. No, there's a ton of people there, too. And there's commie bastards in the country. He grieved 9-11 for the four planes lost. Tell me that wasn't... We lost a lot of good planes out there.

Tell me that wasn't a 737. Oh, no. Fuck. How long did it take to build? You fell to your knees in Fida that morning, like, there's only six of them. Well, I had to address it because I've gotten a fucking million DMs

from people being like, bro, this must suck for you. Like, I guess. I mean, it it does suck it's one of one was it fully destroyed they couldn't just rebuild it for the parts that they had it's gone it was incinerated it's so fucking big how is it what what do they what do they do with it like is it a passenger plane like uh is it commercial or are they just like a cargo plane oh really yeah it opens from the front what the fuck like the whole like cockpit and everything like comes up oh my like off came holy fuck it doesn't came off anymore so i mean we should make one there's one that's like partially

built a new one no it was built a while ago but they stopped building it for some reason in kiev no i think it was oh no i think it's a russian plane oh really yeah glad that thing no i'm not i'm not glad it got shot down yeah me and the boys in our aviation were losing our minds really you're about to start your own militia yeah they can't keep killing our planes yeah what are like the user flares in there um flare is probably a trigger word for them i don't know i don't know what the flares are but i know that the up arrow is a plane taking off and the down arrow is a plane landing which is pretty cool but a landing is probably a good thing though i guess they only like planes when they're in the air. How about those planes... What's that one story of the dude who took a plane and was doing loop-de-de-loops?

Maybe we've talked about that earlier. No, that happened recently. Did it? Yeah. Oh, and then killed himself? Yeah, he drove it. Was that in Boston? What kind of suey situation?

Was that in Boston? I assumed. I thought he landed on oneler i feel like you know i thought he like landed in one of the islands off of boston i feel like boston would somehow take pride in that it's actually a super depressing video so there's no from it right you've never heard the audio from it no yeah there is super fucked up it is mildly fucked out because that because of the loss of playing that day he's having a blast yeah i have yeah he's super coherent right and then he like starts crying and then drives it into uh the ground yeah everyone has their own journey uh

must have been a blast up there for like the first i don't think it would dude that's what i really think about when i'm on playing you got better help this week we actually do he was doing fucking loop-de-loops like crazy that's what i feel about roller coasters whenever i'm on a plane it's like this is this is a roller coaster this is like the most extreme thing that you can do like i don't need more i don't need more than a plane yeah i don't need more than that I don't need more thrill than that. It's thrilling. Yeah. And I feel like it's just so normal to people. Like, if we rode roller coasters every day, it wouldn't be thrilling to people because it's like, oh, we've done this before.

There's no novelty to it, so we know that it's not going to kill us. And I think that that's kind of what's happened with flight. It's just like, oh, this shit is actually very thrilling if you just let it be thrilling. Just look out the fucking window. You're on a fucking jet through the sky. Yeah's crazy flight's fucking crazy bro fucking love this show better help uh yeah do we want to do the ads right now let's do one now let's do one before we get into this caleb interview or what else did you do this week bang out all of them i think we do one now we run the caleb interview we do one in the middle of them? I think we do one now. We run the Caleb

interview. We do one in the middle of the interview. And then we do one after the interview. And then we chat a little bit more. Just me and you. What does that mean? Just us guys. No, no Caleb. We didn't hear about your week. We don't know anything that's going on with Sass.

You're too humble these days. And you got the tour coming up. Shit, I forgot I'm going on tour sass bro you're too humble these days and you got the tour coming up oh shit bro i forgot i'm going on tour tour dates now all right let's do this ad and aries who knows what a tour is taurus taurus let's do these ads bro better help or roth's? Yes, bro. Rothy's. Yo, bro. There's something about the fucking Rothy's that have been tickling my fancy. They're soft. They're flexible. They're wildly comfortable.

And I just fuck so heavy with the Rothy's. I'm off. I mean, they're 100% machine washable washable yes you don't see that every day i have two pairs of rothies that i wear relatively frequently one is like a little tan and blue with like a gum sole beautiful wash it stays clean fits perfectly slip right into that thing wear it with long pants wear it with. Also have the driving loafer. Driving loafer is fucking divine. It makes you look rich. It makes you feel rich.

Makes you feel like a rich Italian man. It does. I watched a little bit of House of Gucci on the plane. It feels like I'm in House of Gucci. Hell yeah. It feels like I'm the dude

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I actually, when I got my Rothy's, I threw out all the other shoes in the house. I saw that. Like Owen's shoes, his Travis Scott's. I saw that. I saw that. Well, I burned those after the incident. Yeah. Where he killed all those people at the concert.

And tell Kanye we said that about him. And tell him we're not apologizing. We stand with Billie Eilish. We stand with Billie. We stand with Billy Eilish we stand with Billy we stand with Billy Eyelids yeah I know I love the Rothy's I love the driving driving loafer specifically

they're calling it an ideal shoe for the late pandemic era oh are we still in late pandemic yeah they're calling it like the coming out of the pandemic shoe yes that's step out in a Rothy, they're calling it like the coming out of the pandemic shoe. Yes, that's step out in a Rothy's. They're calling it like COVID's not real. Let's hit the fucking course. I mean, nothing confirmed to me that COVID is completely over.

Until the Rothy's driving. The Rothy's driving. Also driving through the South. Also, the fact that a war is happening now. Yeah. Like they wouldn't have gone to war during COVID. No, no. We'll touch on that. We'll touch No, no. We'll touch on that.

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Bitches love their shoes. And so do women. That's rothys.com. R-O-T-H-y-s.com slash son there were a lot of people on this trip that were not only uh son of a boy that fans not only coming up being like it's the only pod i listened to not only being like i fucking love the show i love sass i love owen i love tyler i love everything involved with it but people just shouting the promo code at me. Son.

They just be like, promo code son. They love that. They love when you say it. Say it once for them. Maybe in the next one. Okay, perfect. No, no, no. Don't force him.

Don't force it. It's art when he says it. Don't force it. You can't force art out of the boy. But speaking of the trip, I think it's high time that we have our boy Caleb on. His debut on Son of a Boy Dead. Yes. Owen, spin that shit.

Owen, cue up the interview. Run it. You. Recording in progress. Recording stopped. Mr. Presley. you recording in progress what recording stopped Mr. Presley you guys coming live from Miami

yes sir Barstool Miami you know what the fuck it is let's go where you coming live from the bedroom right down the street yeah my bedroom

I thought I didn't know what kind of episode it was I didn't know if we were where we were trying to take it the 51 stroke merch is looking is sparking old Yeah, my bedroom. I didn't know what kind of episode it was. I didn't know where we were trying to take it. The 51 Stroke merch is looking sparkly. Old. Worn.

Dude, don't talk shit on yourself. Don't be down on yourself. Plus, you got a headboard. That's facts. What are you guys doing? Sass, how are you doing? What's up, Caleb? How's it going?

Good. Is this how you guys want me to do it, audio-wise? Who's your producer? Owen's over here. Yo. tyler's also in here tyler's the one who texted me huh yeah yeah we can't hear you tyler freaking sent a she sent a love emoji you don't even know him tyler sent an emoticon it was even weirder. An emoticon? That's weird. Wait, so how's it sound? This sounds cool, right? It sounds good.

Sounds good. All right. Should we start now? Yeah. How long do you guys want to go for? How long do you have? So I know because I'm, well, as long as you want, but I just got to tell Sean because I got to call him when I get off.

But I don't know. I just don't want to be on the subway. 10, 15, 20, or 30? All those work. I'll just tell him 30. We do whatever. All right don't want to be on the subway. 10, 15, 20, or 30. All those work. I always tell them 30. We do whatever. All right, cool. All right, sounds good.

Should we just start off with this, or do you want to? No, we should put this in the middle of the, or like towards the end of the episode, I think. I think we record this first, and then do the rest of the episode, lead into it, and be like, here's our interview with Caleb Presley sounds good

yeah do an ad right before it or some shit like that anything you want to plug bro before we get started Storm Chasers 2023 I already texted Sean

this morning about that short bus we're trying to buy we're trying to buy a bus for next year. But dude, how would that bus work if we got it? What do you mean? Do you need like a permit to drive a school bus?

Yeah, but I got a year to get it. I think you got to get your air brake license, like a CDO. But it's like a $4,200 short bus with like bald tires. Well, it says fully functioning. $4,200 short bus with like bald tires. Well, it's fully functioning. $4,200 for a bus is not a lot of money at all. I know. That's what makes me spooked about it. That thing's going to explode.

It's a fixer-upper though, dude. Say they had like $10,000 for our budget for our car. We could take that to, what's the guy's name? West Coast Customs. Yeah. We can talk to Exhibit about it. But your problem is though, on a school bus, is like no one will be able to sit next to you why not we like on school buses it's like the stairways right there and then the the bus driver seats right next to it

like there's not two front seats in a school bus um fuck yeah i guess there isn't is my is our audio good owen yeah sounds good to me all right um but yeah we just got off storm chasers me and caleb were on storm chasers yeah so how long were you guys there for is this is this the pocket am i still talking about yeah yeah you can talk about you can talk about the boss all you guys do the plug now so let's do the plug now oh yeah we're keeping that in we just we just that was the Well, what else did you want to plug? Well, that was it, but I was just going to, I was going to just, I didn't know if we had started yet,

so I just want to reemphasize that in 2023, we are also going to do Storm Chasers. But we also can't be sitting on bus seats, though. Like, sitting on, everyone just bouncing around on fucking bus seats

for like eight and nine hour drives, I think would be fucking hell. I don't think that that would be fun for anybody. You never been on a field trip? Yeah, it sucks. I as a as a sixth grader and i strongly disliked it it was like it was massively uncomfortable sorry if they trick it out just but just the visual of us pulling into town might be worth it like we might have to just go through that that tough ride just for the visual of us pulling up and yeah it'd be the ultimate self it's already yellow dude it's yellow like us it is did people send you that that picture

of that lady on the beach that uh that ruben-esque looking woman wearing like a full yellow uh outfit she was like no but i saw one of i got someone sent me one of gucci main head to toe yellow same thing though probably yeah the shit just catches. I don't know if it's just after storm chasers every time or if it just naturally catches on with us. I was happy that on Saturday, outside of Carolina, I was happy that there weren't any major storms on Saturday. I would have felt a little guilty. Yeah, and the Carolina one was only...

Yeah, they just stormed the street. It's not like they stormed... A street storming would be cool, but storming the court... That that's why i say next year we should go to carolina for the final game because they do uh if you beat duke you storm like no matter when it is like if you beat duke you storm the court and you storm franklin it's like a tradition so like guaranteed storm love it regardless of rankings so uh how much like would the car that you guys get did you guys like rent it and then like put the stickers all over it or what? They gave it to us

and they're just like afterwards just do whatever you want with it. Really? It's like Kelly Blue Book like $52,000 $53,000 or something like that. So what did you guys do with it?

We just left it out there Mississippi. I think it was like stolen. I think the dude was like trying to get rid of it. So we kind of got a deal on it but at the same time

we kind of just had to they said not to put the license plate in the video but we accidentally did it yeah i don't know if that's gonna hurt his case or not did they actually say that yeah they did don't put the license plate in you guys should have like driven it into a marsh or something we basically did we just left it there for some guy named oran whether he picked it up or not i don't know if he i should have took it to a u.s marshal and got a freaking bag we could have called that guy in i don't know if he... I should have took it to a U.S. marshal and got a freaking bag. We could have called that guy in.

I don't know what he did. I think he might have... I don't know if he stole the car or he stole something else while he was in that car, and that's the reason why he was trying to get rid of it so fast. But it's definitely evidence. It's definitely evidence on a grand scale. Oh, yeah.

Did you guys get pulled over, though? Wouldn't they have run the plates? No, I think they just identified us by the stuff on the top. Like, they knew who we were. They didn't have to run the plates. They ran I think they just identified us by the stuff on the top. Like they knew who we were. They didn't have to run the plates. They ran my driver's license and it was expired. Like I don't know. They could have arrested me on the spot.

But you weren't driving, were you? Oh, I was. At that time? Yeah. Really? Ron also the most bold guy of all time. Like we were flying around the country. He's driving around.

No license. We flew from New York to Arkansas to Colorado to Arkansas to arkansas got arrested i mean you got pulled over all with no license yeah no one said anything how do you not have a license or i have a it's just expired i have an expired license and i have a backup and then i had my original but i lost the original so i had two backups and one of them was like about to be super expired over a year expired which i think you can't fly with anymore but i wasn't even intending to fly we were just supposed to be driving across the country but then we threw in that uh that little wrench and flew to colorado colorado yeah to colorado sass is going to colorado this week i am nice dude yeah i would recommend it i would recommend it

dude i also told the guys on the yak today that somebody on our trip turned a girl pesby and they all assumed that it was Chef Donnie. Well. You never know. Not a lot of places to say. Spill that shit. No, this isn't goddamn.

You keep on bringing it up. You're asking for someone that you want someone to ask. No, it's just a good story. It's like the 10th time Rowan's told us. Stories on the road, man. You never fucking know, bro. Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah. It's a code of silence, basically, that we signed.

Road code. They stole Bibles. Was it a behind-the-scenes guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, it wasn't me. We didn't steal Bibles. We took Bibles for content, which I think in 2021 is like one of the highest respects

you can pay the Lord. And then the real travesty and sin, I think, was when we were leaving Chef Donnie. We were throwing away all our trash in the car and he tried to throw his Bible away. No, you don't fuck around with that shit. He threw the Bible. I went in the trash and I like took, and it was in Mississippi too. Like if we had gotten like spotted by cops. Oh my God.

Yeah, it would have been devastating. You guys would have gotten crucified. So I dug in and I like took it out and it was like the pages were like wavy from like juice being on it and shit like that. But I put it on the park bench. Hopefully somebody got right with the Lord. Yeah, well that's bad. No, dude, incorporating your, I mean i mean excuse me incorporating a bible into content and this year is like equivalent of

like taking communion 20 years ago like making bible content is basically what they've always been doing yeah oh and they could and they'll try and cancel you for it too like they're the the atheists of the world aren't gonna like that but we didn't care we thump the bibles what it is mostly it's mostly atheists who try to cancel people too that's true because they don't have i don't see a lot of christians try to cancel yeah jesus would never do that but that being said though i was thinking about it this week like uh do you ever realize that when jesus came back from fucking with the lepers that he didn't wear a mask at all he like came back into society after knowing that he was infected with the lepers and everything like that and he didn't wear a single mask or didn't do anything to protect himself you don't know that bro you know he would have worn a mask if he was

alive right now would jesus be wearing a mask right now yeah or would he be because in the south you don't they don't really wear masks that people weren't wearing masks on the trip did we get yelled at anywhere to put on a mask i mean i live in florida i forgot that you're supposed to wear masks at all they don't really wear masks here anymore. Maybe in Brooklyn. Oh, yeah, in Brooklyn, definitely. They'll slingshot you under your face. How many followers, like Ron was saying on the trip,

like Jesus had 12 followers at his time. How many do you think he would have right now? Like 15? Yeah. You think he'd be niche? No, I mean. his radical ideas would like take on like would it be like aoc on social media and have like 18 million people oh maybe yeah you probably have like 50 mil at least i think that's what i'm saying like 12 real life followers back

then equates to at least a couple mil having 12 real life followers is pretty impressive like i don't have 12 real life followers and those will just follow you around and do whatever you say yeah and they yeah they did whatever he said and why you say that sounds like you're shocked that's like well i mean i don't even have 12 real life followers shocking that a little guy like jesus could do it i haven't even done it let's put that in perspective for you i mean dave dave has like 12 real life followers uh definitely count in marina yeah team portnoy those are his followers yeah yp yeah yp's in the shadows dude you never really leave team portnoy it's you're always, they make you do a blood oath

before you throw that hoodie on. YP does like pop-up parties down here. He'll like show up at a bar, like, I think he charges like $1,500, something like that,

and he'll come to a bar and make an appearance. Really? West Palm, that area, yeah. That's kind of a fire gig. You ever go? Yeah, of course. It's him and B.O.B.,

just him and like rappers from 2012 and stuff like that. What does, what does YP call you? Does he call's him and B.O.B. Just him and like rappers from 2012 and stuff like that. What does YP call you? Does he call you C? CP. CP. What up, CP?

What's up, YP? What's up, CP? YP was an all-time nickname guy. Really? Oh, yeah. He threw around nicknames. I think it's part of being in a locker room, though. Caleb put me onto a good nickname this past week.

Caleb was thrown around with Snipe left and right. It's a good nickname. What up, Snipe? What up, Snipe? Say what's up, Snipe? He just hits you up and he'll call somebody Snipe that wasn't expecting it

and you could tell it made their day. They're like, me? Snipe? I would be pumped if someone called me Snipe. I know, dude. You should try throwing it around. It be pumped if someone called me snipe i know dude you should try throwing it around someone called it's like someone someone calls me boss yeah like the dude

at the uh bar of the hotel in la you'd always call me boss it feels good i loved it where'd you pick up snipe kodak black that's that's right he actually had like when he did that like rap song on sunday conversation i actually had i take one did that like rap song on Sunday Conversation I actually had I take one part of it out because it was so like far disconnected from in the cadence

of how he said everything else but he was like when I ain't coded black and when you see me I'm white so I might

fuck your white wife and then he had another part it was like my chopper on the roof and he playing i spy it was probably his best line honestly but it just didn't pull that that's awesome it just didn't flow like the rest of it was like so musical and that part was just kind of like

didn't hit as hard i don't know but it was i mean literally pretty good you have any other guests lined up but you want to uh tease i have i a few, but I can't. I don't know if they're at well. They're not at tease level. I can say that I've been contacted by Team Hasbulla. Yeah, I saw that. That's fire. That's public knowledge.

Does he speak English at all? No. So you would need a translator? Yeah, I think, unfortunately, I think if that happened, I think we would have to replace Glenn Balls. With a translator? You couldn't have four seats? Well, I've told that to a few people.

I've said, you know, well, probably maybe just switch out Quinny Balls for a translator. They're like, no, no, no. I got a better idea. Why don't you have Quinny Balls translate? I was like, well, I just don't think he speaks Russian, but besides that, great idea.

Is Hezbollah Russian? Yeah. Damn. Is it a tough time? They're trying to get him out of there, right? Yeah, I think they are. I think they're trying to. He's one of their greatest. Well, he's when they say to have like rich and natural resources. He's I think he's one of them. He is the one. He is their like

lone star. But I feel like you're saying like, I'll go to Russia right now in a time where people are actively saying like, we're trying to get every American out of Russia while they're still commercial flights. And you're just like, you know what? I'll go to Russia. Yeah, I mean, well, those Americans who are there are probably not about to interview Hasbulla. You think they would stay if they were? Also, you've got to take into account, like, Putin's not letting something happen to Hasbulla. No, never.

I mean, people are also taking the Brittany Griner situation out of context, too. Like she was she's 6'8". She was obviously profiled for being 6'8". That's why they searched her bag. 6'8 WNBA player. Do you see this Brittany Griner? She got arrested for drug charges. She's been in like I think she's been locked up since like February for having like vape cartridges or some shit like that.

But they wouldn't do you like that, Caleb. Not if I with hasbulla if i was by myself with glennie balls they probably profile me no way glennie balls has like uh the profile of like someone who would have been like in the 1800s like a god in russia or something like that like a full czar like he probably has the same bone structure of like one of the romanovs or some shit like that he's literally czarish yeah he's very czarish wow that was a good interview wait no we got to do the ad in the middle okay we take a quick break from this interview to bring to talk to you about bird dogs bird dogs and they are returning sponsor honestly uh bird dogs were my exclusive clothing of choice while I was storm chasing. I was wearing bird dogs, not only the shorts, but also the pants for the entire time.

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this past trip and we should give them a little a little ranking we should kind of rank off the states that we we went to though on this past trip yeah we should give them a little a little ranking we should we should uh kind of rank off the states that we went to um so start at the bottom with mississippi we're gonna get to mississippi tyler was just telling us that uh that early on tyler i mean we cut this if you don't want me to say this but uh that they were offering tyler they weren't offering him like a full-time position at Barstool, but they're like, you can go down to Mississippi State or Mississippi, work on the dock. And like the documentary, not an actual dock, I wouldn't, they wouldn't be surprised if they put it on that. But they were offering him $12 an hour to go down there and work and they're like in mississippi that's a lot mississippi twelve dollars an hour might go really far well we went through i mean we went through

a really nice part of mississippi above jackson that we both were like is a on a nice lake and actually we talked about how they probably don't want that gaming out like that's yeah secret yeah that's pretty. Like it's like how they call Iceland or Greenland, Iceland or like the green one ice and the ice one green. Green, Greenland. Yeah, yeah.

Iceland is green. Yes, exactly. It's like a beautiful place but they call it Iceland because they want it to seem prohibitive. They don't want people to know that Mississippi is actually beautiful. Dang.

Like we drove across that lake in Mississippi and it was like. It was a town. It was about 20 miles north of Jackson. What was it called? Yeah, I don't know. It was like between.

Bridge Hampton or something? No. Bridge, Brockhampton or some shit. We drove through Brockhampton, Mississippi and it was fucking incredible, dude. Kevin Abstract was there playing a piano, dude. It was fucking, it was perfect. But let's start at Arkansas. Madison, Madison.

Oh, Madison. That's the name of the town. Good call. call good pull but let's start in arkansas we flew into arkansas and uh what would you what would you rate arkansas what were some of your observations from when we got when we were in arkansas well i've been a huge arkansas fan ever since i read some of the sam walton's book who was the founder of Walmart, who's from Bentonville. And so that's where actually where we flew into. And it was very random because it was 30 minutes away from Fayetteville, which is like the only town that's even remotely close to there. And we were wondering why come to find out Sam Walton,

so rich. And he's just from there that whenever they put the Walmart, I mean, whenever they put the airport and he's like, let's just put it in my hometown and I'll pay for it. That's fucking rich. That's just from there that whenever they put the walmart i mean whenever they put the airport and he's like let's just put it in my hometown i'll pay for it that's fucking rich that's real rich like they shouldn't have even had an airport there it's so out in the middle of nowhere but it's like oh conveniently there's an airport right where we need one it's just because the walton family has so fucking much money crazy so it's like his airport basically yeah and fun fact i read some of his book and from the part that I did read, I learned that he was also an airline pilot.

And so that was one of the things that separated his business back in the early days, that he was able to fly up to New York by himself and expand and have these business meetings and fly home. How did they get Walmart off the ground? Can you give us a little bit from the book? Was he broke before he started Walmart? Or was he poor? Yeah, he was a poor Arkansas man.

And then I think it was like a Five and Dime or something like that was the original store. Something like that. It's basically a dollar store, but with dimes and nickels. And they turned it into the Walmart empire, dude. Now he's rich as fuck. Yeah, I think so.

I think so. I have to check it, but. They made it seem like there's like a lot of, like Walmart has like introduced a ton of wealth into that area. As you fly over, there's like these massive developments of like these really big houses. And so I had the wrong interpretation of Arkansas that it would be like super country and like it wouldn't be as developed as the things that we flew over. But they said that like one of our cab drivers was telling us that it was like like their

CEOs like from India or something like that. Like they're like pulling people to be in their C-suite from all over the world. And it's like, I don't know, I wouldn't call it a world-class part of the world, but it was a pretty fucking sweet part of the world. What else did we do in Arkansas? We saw a couple movies out there. Yeah, we did. We saw Spider-Man.

I think the thing that sticks out to me the most, actually, is because we went to Fayetteville, which is where the campus is, University of Arkansas, and then I was asking Roan, I was like, dude, where is Little Rock? Because I feel like when I'm watching their football games, their home football games, they play in Little Rock. And Roan's like, yeah, I don't know. Like, I remember that too, kind of.

But we looked it up. Little Rock's like the capital of Arkansas, a different city entirely. Then we looked more into it. Their football team has like a dual citizenship, and it plays home games in two different cities it has some home games in little rock and some home games in fayetteville oh really a college that's in two cities like they just claim two whole cities for themselves like it could be anybody else's but they're just like no we're gonna take this city too yeah wouldn't they like if that'd be like if

the fucking knicks played in like philly and in new y. Yeah. You don't get to play in both cities. Do they have like a bigger fan base because of that? I guess just all of Arkansas. I think that's all Arkansas has is Arkansas. I guess they have their basketball team too. Bill? Yeah, Bill. Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton. They got the Clinton. Big Bill. Bill. Bill and Hill, honestly. How many times do you think epstein landed his plan in bentonville a lot you think that bill went back there afterwards i feel like once he like left arkansas he never he never turned back he never turned back to uh i would love to watch a

whole bill clinton life story documentary you gotta have one out there or not even a doc i want it like live action i want somebody to play him so they can like show the dirty parts of his life you should pitch it to broadway dude right in the bill clinton play yeah that'd be having to be real dirty with fucking who who would play hill we'll play hill i feel like hill would have them lena dunham you said or who's the who's the girl from Ozarks? The girl with the curly hair? Oh, yeah. Yes.

I feel like she plays everybody. She does. She's going to be in the Madonna movie. And she's Anna Depfrey or whatever her name is. Yeah, she's Anna. She was in, wasn't she in Game of Thrones as well?

Probably. Or maybe I'm making that up. Or is that? We also, when we were in Arkansas, we walked out of a movie too. We walked out of a movie and walked into Spider-Man.

Which I still regret. I still regret. I wish we would have finished that. I thought about that last night. It was called Moonfall, I think. Moonfall. And what happened in this movie, without getting into all the specifics, was basically- We can't spoil it because we didn't see the ending.

It's impossible. Right. But what's it about? The plot is basically that the moon's gonna the moon is on trajectory to fall into earth but i we didn't finish the movie we probably only watched we watched like the first like 45 minutes we didn't walk out like 15 minutes in like we watched like a good chunk like the entire setup why'd you guys walk out it was so bad and spider-man was starting we're like we should just watch spider-man it was so bad dude

it was hard to watch it was similar to don't look up yeah i was gonna say it sounds like the wrong don't look up that's what happened to me that was what happened to me so i've been also trying to watch don't look up and i've fallen asleep against it twice now i can't it can't keep me for an entire flick yet sorry it's bad well i'm keep on because we never finished moonfall it's still like open-ended for me and so is don't look up so i can't remember which is which which plot is which plot it's like the same plot it is the same don't look up isn't the moon it's like a meteor right yeah but it's exactly the same thing it's like a something about to hit the earth and discover that and they're trying to get their point across no one's taking them seriously it's exactly the same yeah it really is but but it did that's crazy

for the people that said like don't look up is terrible try moonfall try just give it a little bit of a try because it makes don't look up look like an absolute masterpiece and don't look up is oscar nominated like it's like that movie sucks yeah i mean it's not like it's it's a good movie but it's not if you had seen the other one it would kind of redeem how well they did with don't look up yeah i i would i'll watch it moonfall yeah watch it i mean it's why didn't you guys go see batman it was no i did i went saw batman friday it was it was solid you liked it yeah i walked out of it being like, okay, this is definitely not the Dark Knight trilogy, but it's still definitely worth seeing. But then I thought about it.

The first movie in the Dark Knight series wasn't like... It was Batman Begins. Yeah, but it wasn't... Batman Begins didn't knock you out of your chair. No. And I feel like this is kind of the same. It's really quality, really good. Maybe it didn't knock you out of your chair, but maybe hope to go pound for pound with the Dark Knight eventually.

The one thing that kind of hurt it for me was the— You saw it? I haven't watched it yet, but that's, like, hurting my eventual perception of it is the clip of Robert Pattinson, like, talking about Roblox or whatever. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know, no, but the thing that hurt it for me is your flashlight on yeah bro recording bro turn that shit back up recording bro the one thing that hurt it for me

was that he wouldn't bulk up for it that he didn't get jacked yeah yeah that is kind of lazy off and every all like the film people were like this is this is so brave of him we shouldn't hold actors to these standards i was like dude like no one wants a skinny batman yeah it is weird when uh actors are just like nah i'm not gonna do that i think that like in uh what's the movie uh that marlon brando was in it's like a vietnam movie or some shit like that a super long it's like the most famous Vietnam movie. Apocalypse Now? Apocalypse Now. And he was just like, they're like, we want you to be like, like living in the jungle

for a long time. This like skinny jungle king. And he just like refused to not be fat for it. He was like, nah, I'm going to be fat as fuck. Rewrite the movie. And they had to rewrite Apocalypse Now to justify his character being a fat ass. And that's one of the most badass characters of all time. Yeah, so maybe he was right.

Maybe Robert Pattinson's right. Didn't that happen in Endgame, too, with Hemsworth? Was it Chris Hemsworth or Liam Hemsworth? I don't know. What did they want him to do? The guy who played Thor. Yeah. They wanted him to not be Chris.

He didn't want to get in as good shape again. Oh, really? So they made him fat as fuck. Oh, they gave him the fat suit. Oh, that's where Fat Thor came from. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. That could be wrong. That's funny as fuck. Not as fun of a story, but they wanted Nate to wear skinny jeans in season two of Euphoria.

And he said no. No way. Damn. Isn't that insane? Yeah, making him wear skinny jeans? That doesn't even make sense. That would have thrown off the whole show. Yeah, that doesn what why would nate do that that doesn't even fucking line up um best meal that you had while we're in arkansas before you give it your rating

bobo's tacos um which is right on dick's dickinson which is their main drag we went there after we we tried to go to another place called Theo's which is like their fancy spot we got profiled we got hoodie profiled we were wearing hoodies they didn't let us really

yeah they didn't let us eat there but we had some appetizers which was pretty good we had bone marrow we had some did Ron order that yeah

we ordered yeah I think you did I did I independently ordered the bone marrow Ron's always ordering bone marrow I love bone marrow dude I can't get enough of it. I independently ordered the bone marrow. Ron's always ordering bone marrow. I love bone marrow, dude.

I can't get enough of it. Gross. I'll order it anywhere that they have it. Have you ever had it? Yeah, I had it with you in Nashville. And you didn't like it? It was okay. Yeah, you can't say gross.

Gross. It wasn't gross. It's unctuous, bro. It's fucking... It's a savory. It's the flavor of a king. Dude, head to tail. You don't know about head to tail?

Head to tail, dude. You're not going to strip the entire thing? You got to eat that thing head to tail. You don't know about head to tail? Head to tail, dude. You're not going to strip the entire thing. You got to eat that thing head to tail. You're lucky we didn't order the balls. That barbecue was also good out there.

What was that barbecue spot? Ooh, that was Wright's Brothers Barbecue. Wright's Brothers Barbecue. And so your total grade for Arkansas and you have to factor in the fact that

they pulled us over wouldn't allow us to go in the stadium and basically exiled us from the state. I gave it a solid strong 7.5. Strong 7.5. Damn. So you liked and basically exiled us from the state. I gave it a solid, strong 7.5. Strong 7.5. Damn.

Out of 10, 10's the best. Yeah, I did. I liked it a lot. We flew from Colorado from there to Colorado and then back from Colorado to there. Because you had to get your shit? We had to get our shit. We had kind of a break day where they could edit a little bit.

We went and saw the movie. Because when we decided to go to Colorado Sass, we were literally just like, we went to the game, Kost pulled us over, we're like, let's stop and get some barbecue, figure out what we're going to do. And at the barbecue place, we're like, let's go to Colorado. And we went to the airport. It was like that fast. Did anyone give you

guys any looks in the airport for showing up with no luggage and wearing matching outfits? Yeah. I mean, the guy was the biggest dickhead in the world, showing up with no luggage and wearing matching outfits yeah yeah i mean the guy was the biggest dickhead in the world if that counts or anything yeah the guy at tsa was so mean to us why he was like he was giving people shit about their ids about their tickets at one point tom mullins tickets said tom mullins and his id said thomas and he made him go downstairs and change the ticket and really and like they were like said Thomas, and he made him go downstairs and change the ticket. Really?

And they were boarding our flight, and he made him go downstairs and change the ticket, just to flex. Because dudes who work in small airports think that they're superheroes. Brandon Walker. Yeah. The guys who work in a middle of nowhere, they think that it's on them to stop terrorism, stop thieves like like right the wrongs in the world and these people were just giving everybody such a hard time we were

going all we had was bibles on us yeah yeah we literally just had the bibles on our backs dude we had search me sir search me i dare you that was our goal for them but the good word we were gonna walk in with like uh with with the storm chasers coats on because we knew they weren't going to allow the storm chasers in. We had an idea. And then we were going to be like, all right, we can take off the coats and then just have another storm chaser coat underneath it or have them search us and just have a bunch of Bibles in all our pockets

and just have them spilling out of our pockets. Then the second state we went to was colorado we went to colorado for a little bit you guys stay there for the night or now we stayed the night in colorado um we we went there went right to the game as we got to the game they were taking the lead um fun time at the game boulder right we yeah we went up to boulder it's like half an hour from the airport 40 minutes from the airport afterwards um went out got a beer uh uh stopped at the dispensary got kicked out wrong got kicked out of there got kicked out of dispensary bro they fucking they're

like aren't you a guy from arkansas you tried to fucking storm in Arkansas? It's not going to work here either, brother. Fucking hit the road. No way. Really? No. That was the only place that cared about his ID. Nowhere else cared. The airlines didn't care.

The police didn't care. The dispensary's the only place they cared about. That's the last bastion of fucking lawfulness in America is the dispensary. Well, I mean, I know the dispensaries are like super strict with IDs. We were in the strip mall where there was the dispensary. And as we walked up, there were two dispensaries at the end. And there was some place that was obviously a low-key massage parlor. And the fucking door jingled and fucking Glenny Balls just walked out of it, dude.

With a fucking calm-ass look on his face as if he had just nutted. It was truly incredible. I think any time you can say that a massage place is open at 11.15 at night for walk-ins. You know what's going on in there for walk-ins. It was open, but the open sign wasn't lit up. It was like they were discreetly open. No, the open sign was lit up, but the rest of the whole place was dark. Yeah.

That's hilarious. Did we even get a meal in Colorado? No, remember we had those hot dogs right before we stormed. They were jumping up and down our stomachs. Fuel. Yeah, it was terrible. A little bit of jet fuel. And that's where Donnie shit his pants a little bit.

Donnie shit his pants? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. And I don't blame him, honestly. Like, I know that sounds bad, but knowing how those hot dogs were feeling, I don't blame him. Yeah, I almost shit my pants out of my mouth. It was terrible. Really? Yeah. What, while you shit my pants out of my mouth. It was terrible. Really?

Yeah. While you were in the middle of the storm? As soon as we got there, we were just like, we were like, well, let's fuel up. Before we go down to the student section, drink a beer real quick. Just get this hot dog in our system. We want to be feeling good.

And it made us feel the opposite of good. It was like a great hot dog. Made you feel bad. Bad, yeah, bad. That's the word you're looking for? Yeah, bad. Brother, it made us feel bad. Bad, yeah, bad. That's the word you're looking for? Yeah, bad. Brother, it made us feel bad. It was dangerous.

And then on the way out, you caught a... One thing about Caleb is he'll find a way to mix in jalapenos with every meal of the day. Oh, hell yeah. My boy is fucking... He doses himself. I just had a steak, yogurt, jalapenos, lunch. Damn, that's a power lunch. He crushes jalapenos.

That's a lunch of a god. He really does. Like an emperor, he just fucking crushes jalapenos. So on the way out of there, we got like a burrito bowl or some shit at the airport. Guess what I had for dinner last night, by the way? Probably steak and jalapenos, probably. Jalapeno poppers. Yeah, dude.

Oh, those are good as fuck. Like 30, yeah. It was amazing. He crushes. dinner last night by the way probably steak and jalapenos probably jalapeno poppers yeah oh those are good as fuck like 30 yeah it's amazing he crushes you probably had 30 whole jalapenos on the we had jalapenos probably makes your metabolism fast spicy i don't know it makes your poop come out fast i had a uh i actually just went to the grocery store just now and bought a bunch of peppers i'm about to make salsa after i got the the phone with you guys. I'm about to try my own homemade salsa. Yes, dude. Sick. Dude, you need to get a salsa company or something. Will you send us some in jars?

Yes. That would be awesome. Or you guys can come down to Florida anytime. Barstool Miami is right behind you guys. Fuck yeah. I'm about to come down. Give us your rating on Colorado. Colorado, the experience. That was a 9.5 experience.

I'm leaving it not a 10 because I don't know. I don't want to give out a 10 without really thinking about it, but I don't know how it could have been any better. We literally landed, got in an Uber, went to the game. They won. We had jalapenos and a beer. Then after the game, we had an amazing night. We all went out together.

The whole crew stayed together. The whole crew stayed together. Whole crew had fun. Some of the guys are turning pesbians out. Some weren't. And then we linked up the next morning and flew back. It was literally an incredible trip. Damn. Fun time. Then we landed back in Arkansas, walked out of a movie, Fun time. Then we landed back in Arkansas, walked out of a movie, hopped in the car the next morning, and drove basically straight to—did we drive straight to Texas that day? Yeah, it was five, five and a half.

We got some pickled things. We got some pickled piños, but we also got some olives with jalapenos in them. Got some—at that stop, we only got—what was it? What did we get pickled? Oh, we got pickled garlic at that stop we only got what was it what do we get pick oh we got pickled garlic at that stop which was really interesting i've never had pickled garlic before in oklahoma we drove through uh carrie underwood's hometown oh really and we also drove through some indian reservations oh wow the choctaw nation yeah the choctaw shout out to those choctaw folk i didn't realize though on indian reservations that, very ignorantly, that it would be predominantly or exclusively Native Americans on the reservations. But it's just other people with other businesses. But the Choctaw, I guess, has first rights of businesses.

So they had all the casinas and the gas stations were all Choctaw. You know what would be hilarious? You know how there's like Little Italy in New York? Yeah. If there was like a section of like an Indian reservation, but it was just Indians from India. Little India? Little India. Or like New New Delhi or something like that?

Yeah. Newer Delhi. Newer Delhi. That would be sick.. Newer Delhi. Newer Delhi. That would be sick. Oh, my God. That would be incredible. A dot inside feathers instead of needle in the haystack. Yep.

That would be incredible. And then we pulled into Fort Worth. Plano. We went to Plano that night. Oh, that's where we stayed. We stayed in Plano that night. Oh, that's where we stayed. We stayed in Plano. So you guys drove for like most of it. Yeah, yeah.

We flew back to get the car and then drove to Plano and then picked up the rest of the way. And the next day, drove into Fort Worth. We won't rate Plano. Plano, we were there for 10 minutes. It was nice though.

It was nice. I liked the hotel. 10 out of 10. 10. 10 for Plano. You don't give out easy, but Plano's Plano, we were there for 10 minutes. It was nice though. It was nice. I liked the hotel. 10 out of 10. 10. 10 for Plano. You don't give out easy, but Plano's a 10. And then we pulled into TCU and I was a little bit apprehensive about TCU because the way we came in it was like a

dusty strip. It didn't necessarily... Every store was bail bondsman's. Every store was like a lawyer or a bail bondsman. And the way we came into Fort Worth, the direction that we came in. And so I was like, this doesn't have a college town feel. This doesn't really feel exactly how I want it to feel. Well, Ronan, I don't want to blame you, but why was that?

Because I missed the turn on the directions. But that's not how we should have come in. You didn't come in the proper way. But I think that I did pretty good on the directions the whole way. That's why I didn't want to say it. Yeah. Because I thought you did fabulous. I didn't want to seem like I was playing bad. I was being the co-pilot.

Caleb would be like jalapeno, and I'd put one in his mouth. I was like fucking flying co-pilot with him and giving him all the directions. Were you on aux as well? I was on aux a lot of the time as well. What were you guys listening to? Top five tracks. Top five tracks of the directions the entire time. Were you on aux as well? I was on aux a lot of the time as well. What were you guys listening to? Top five tracks. Top five tracks of the Storm Chasers. What was the fucking anthem?

You are not fast enough. Mario Judah. Mario Judah. Any Riders on the Storm? Oh, a bunch of Riders on the Storm. That was probably the most played song. We listened to a bunch of Kodak. We listened to his new album.

You know, a bunch of stuff for the fellas. I'm trying to think what else we listened to. Roan played, I don't want to fast forward in this recap, but we'll just bookmark this, that when we were in Mississippi, we crossed a bridge, and Roan played the most perfect bridge song. It was a good-ass bridge song. We were coming up on the bridge, and Rome played the most perfect bridge song. It was a good-ass bridge song.

We were coming up on the bridge, and I was fumbling. I had to get this fucking bridge song. Bridge with water, I should have clarified. Bridge with water. Yeah, not just a bridge. Visible water. Yeah, a low bridge. What song?

It was a Lord Huron track. I think it was called Into the Something. I don't know. It just makes you feel like... I think I threw it on a Friday friday vibes once a long time ago but it is that vibe of like the wanderlust vibe you're going out into the fucking you should listen to it when you're in colorado while you're on one of your hikes dude i will it makes you really feel like i'm on the i'm on the fucking edge of the earth dude i'm fine i just found out too that donnie uh was had zins the whole time

and i didn't even know. So I just put in my first zin of the trip. I had a nice little solid first nicotine buzz and we were going across beautiful sunset in golden hour in some random place in Mississippi. Rome puts a perfect track on for the moment. Damn. It was one of those

fucking moments. That's a core memory. That was core for sure. That was a core memory dude. It was fucking strong. Just the boys too just just the boys but back to pulling into to uh uh fort worth we pulled into fort worth tcu's campus drove around a little bit gotta lay the land stop somewhere to eat jalapenos two ways actually they had jalapeno pop, deep fried jalapenos. Went to a women's tennis match. Women's tennis was playing against Memphis. We cheered for the women's tennis players.

We wanted to sit far away from the parents and coaches because we were giggling. We did. I did. You wanted to sit with them. I wanted to get the best seat possible. The sounds they were making in that video were crazy. I so i can't i'm gonna be laughing i can't sit next to their parents who are taking this very seriously and just be laughing at their daughter's sounds that

they're making it was preposterous screaming i think and their coaches must coach them up that way the coaches must coach them to scream because the memphis team didn't didn't scream as much or maybe it was a home field advantage type of thing and you've got to establish the home field. It's primal. It's like, this is mine. One girl kept on pissing on the court too. It must have been some primal shit like that. She was just trying to mark her territory.

Then we went to the game. Napped for a little bit at the hotel. Went to the game. It was about tied at halftime. Something like that. They wound up storming. Yeah, it was close. They treated us right. Is that where you guys were in the locker room? Yes, we wound up in the

locker room. They're like happy to have us there, man. They were, Rowan gave impromptu speech, which, Rowan, if you can, you should definitely, first of all, you should put in that, maybe those girls, the sounds they're making on the tennis court which were i don't know if this is a not safe for work or safe for work podcast but it's not you should try to put those in no we should put those in those were

fucking hilarious it was preposterous and then you should also put in roan's speech that he gave to the tcu team and i'll set this up we they just won the game we just stormed the court we have two court storms in a row we We're like head over heels. We can't believe it. The TCU people are being so nice to us. They're like, yo, you guys want to come to the locker room real quick and say what's up to the team? So we're like, yeah, sure.

This is probably like 15, 20 minutes after the game is over. We walk back into the locker room, or right outside the locker room, they're like, wait, coach is finishing up his speech. Once coach finishes, they let us in. I didn't know what to think. Like, I don't know if these guys are going to know who we are, what we're doing. We first came in.

They were, like, really – they seemed like probably at least half the team knew what was going on. And so they're, like, we were dapping up with everybody. It was, like, really cool. And then as soon as we finished dapping with everybody, there was, like, a bunch of the staff from TCU was, like, looking at us, like, all right, what are they going to do next? And then the team's, like, looking at us, like, all right, what are these at us like, all right, what are they going to do next? And then the team's looking at us like,

all right, what are these guys doing in here? What are they about to do? And then we had no plan. I was just ready to walk out. I was like, oh, this is getting awkward. And as soon as I looked to find Roan in the room, I hear some dude start a speech. I look over, Roan's sitting at the top of the room

going into full fledge, like post-game victory speech out of nowhere. That's awesome. I was, like, making eye contact with all the players and shit like that. It was, uh, the speech, it was, it wound up only being, like, you know, 15, 20 seconds of a speech, but it was, uh,

it felt, it felt weighty in the moment. It felt like, oh, it was fucking Franklin Delano Roosevelt. I don't know what we were gonna do. We were just gonna be like, alright, guys, see you later. They almost, like, brought us in. They they're like look who we have for you guys and it was like it's like bringing like uh uh like d-list celebrity to like a 16 year old's birthday party and they're sitting there like uh like what does he do like i guess i'm like i know him from that show but, but like, what does he, what does he do? And so, uh, that's hilarious. And, uh, how long were you guys in there?

Uh, just leave after the speech. Oh yeah. A couple of minutes, a couple of minutes in there. We talked to the coach real quick. Talked to coach Jamie Dixon. Good guy. Came and shook our hands. Great guy.

Yeah. Great guy. Shout out to Kevin Funston, my buddy who fucking grew up under the Jamie Dixon coaching tree. Dude. Great guy. Shout out to Kevin Funston, my buddy, who fucking grew up under the Jamie Dixon coaching tree. Dude, great guy, great fucking character. But TCU is, even the place we went before the game, like the hotel had like a rooftop where we kind of ate our little quesadillas. Caleb could get his jalapenos. You got to stay there if you're going to Fort Worth.

That was a great college hotel, Hyatt Place. That Hyatt Place. And we had a little PTSD from the Hyatt Place. You said it, three Hyatt Places. I would not recommend the other two. But this one was nice. That one wound up being nice. But we left Fort Worth with just a glowing feeling about it.

So what would you give Fort Worth as a... As our experience was having been a... I mean... 11? I would give our experience... No, I would give it a 9.0 because we didn't get to do anything after the game. We didn't get to experience – there was literally a college bar on top of our hotel. Why didn't you guys get to go out?

It's a high-place TCU. We had to drive. We drove like three and a half hours after the game because we had to make it within 24 hours to Mississippi State, and it was like an eight-and-a-half-hour drive. Do you have any regrets with that decision? Yeah. I would have stayed.

I would have never went to Starkville if I knew they were going to lose. But, I mean, we did give it our best in Starkville. And I told Brandon as we went in to Starkville, like, I hate this place, and I know it sucks, but I'm going to go into it with open mind. Because who knows? I could have been wrong. Yeah. We drove out. Yeah, we drove like three, three-and-a-half hours that night, sucks but i'm gonna go into it with open mind because who knows i could have been wrong yeah we drove out yeah we drove like three three and a half hours that night caleb behind the wheel

the whole time just putting in yeoman's work behind the wheel crushing it behind the wheel we stayed in uh boisier city monroe port oh shreveport we stayed in shreveport louisiana which is like a northern louisiana you don't really see a lot about Shreveport. No. It's probably the worst city in America. Yeah, there could be a good reason for it. The river, like we stayed in a hotel that overlooked the river. No, no, this is in Louisiana.

This is like northern Louisiana. And the river is just a bubbling brown. It bubbles and it's brown. I've never seen anything like that. Not even like Whitewater Rapids, but like bubbles, like's like like air is being released into it i can picture it in my head it's a big bubble forming and then popping and and somehow and like we we left there being like this is the worst city in america also i had played there at college a bowl game uh the military bowl in treeport so i had to spend other time there and that's I mean

that kind of colored my experience we lost the game like 40 it was raining cold missed Christmas to be there um can you tell the story about the uh the speech that they gave like the the speech yeah I can't remember what this place was called but basically anytime you go to a bowl game or really a long trip in college with a team, the first thing you do is the police comes and speaks to the team about the city. Just a quick brief, like, hey, this is what it's like. You guys are going to be here for a couple days. Go here.

Don't go here. Do this. Don't do this. It's pretty standard. So this police guy comes from Shreveport, and he's representing Shreveport. He's like, listen, we're happy to have you guys. Have a good time. There's a lot of nightlife to be had here. It's a gambling town.

It's kind of like Atlantic City vibes. They've got a lot of riverboat casinos. If you're of age to go gamble, go gamble. If you want to go here, have a great time. Just please do me one favor. There's a place called, let's call it White Halls. There's a place called, let's, let's call it a white halls.

There's a place called white halls down the street that you, you just don't want to be there. He's like, trust me. It's not because I'm holding you guys from a good time. It's not a fun time anyways, but also there's a lot of crime, a lot of drugs,

violence. It's like, it just, if you do me one favor, stay out of White Halls and the rest of the city is yours. Go have it. So sure enough, you know where the whole

team walks out of that meeting saying they want to go? White Halls. And I wish I would have come up with another name, but too far in. So, anyways, that night half the team or however many that goes out, half of them go to this place that the guy told us not to go to.

It's a very bad place. Next day, wake up. Everyone's looking hungover. It's the first day of the trip, so everyone went out the night before. Everyone's hungover. People are telling stories from the night before. And then there's some whispers that some dudes went to that spot, and there was a full-out shooting, and people died.

Not on our team, but literally they went there against the guy's advice. There was a shooting and a death. Jesus Christ. You think the cop knew something? You think that the cop called called a shot He's like hey We're gonna kill someone There tonight alright Steer clear Cause we have a scheduled

Death there tonight That's crazy Yeah Yeah it's just And that was That colored my experience With Street Porter But we were only there

For like eight hours But I mean it's still And even so In the eight hours Like I saw like a guy Pulling up in front of the hotel And like a Blacked out

Like BMW Driving off Like I went out Took a phone call As I got back He guy pulling up in front of the hotel and like a blacked out, like BMW driving off. Like I went out, took a phone call. As I got back, he was like walking in with like a light looking duffel bag. Like five minutes later, he's walking out of the hotel with like the same duffel bag.

It's like heavy as fuck. People are just obviously doing up to no good, doing bad things in Shreveport. Yeah. Also when I had to drive to get into our hotel, I'm driving the Hummer. It has all our meteorologist equipment on top. So it has like Doppler radars and like-

Satellite dishes. Different pipes and wind blowers, satellite dishes on top. And it was like one of those clearance things. And I just completely didn't think about the stuff that we had on top. I would just think about the Hummer making it. So I'd drive through and it just clean takes off. It smoked the satellite.

It smoked it. That's hilarious. So I go and I'm picking some of the stuff up off the street because it all broke. And there was just like needles all over the ground. I thought you saw like three needles. Who's doing needles like right by the entrance of the parking garage?

Like they have to do the needles right there. They couldn't even get deep into the parking garage or into the hotel that we were at. It was. I don't want to shit on the city. I'm sure it has good parts, but I ain't seen it. And then we got to a much better place, Starkville, Mississippi. Yeah. Well, the drive there is where you unleashed. That was probably our best moment of the trip, right?

The drive. Wouldn't you say? Yeah, we stopped at another place. We got some more pickled shit. We got, it was like olives. Pickled quail eggs. Pickled quail eggs. Some lowering the bar shit.

Lowering the car, we called it. Lowering the car. It was pretty fucking sweet. We had some fucking, what were they called? Some kind of bar shit. Lowering the car, we called it. Lowering the car. It's pretty fucking sweet. We had some fucking, what were they called? Some kind of pork shit. It was a fried pork with fried pork duck fat, but it was not what you would think it was. You would think it was pork rinds, but it was fried pork fat.

Yeah, some shit like that. Pork belly? Yeah, but it was crunchy. It was like chicharrones. Sounds good. It was interesting um hit this song pulled into starkville and we went to a place called two brothers which brandon walker recommended but people in starkville were giving you a hard time caleb for your previous statements on on the town yeah it was because the last time sass i don't know if you know this but back in the day i did dixie tour and one of the basically what we did for that the content plan for that tour

which was a season-long sec football tour i would live in rv and we just documented it but the content release plan was you know once a week we would put out a video called dixie days and it's basically a vlog like a music driven vlog and the goal was literally like it wasn't trying to be funny or anything like that it was just like make this school look as awesome as possible and make it just look cool as possible maybe some funny sound bites but like you're really just looking to make this look awesome yeah so we've done that all year long we pull into starkville mississippi and we had a plan that we would go film at the bars. We were filming a fraternity party.

We were filming at tailgates. You know, you get some throwing some B-roll. It was pretty like easy to pull together. But we went to Starkville and we're trying to make this video. We're at like this frat party. It's like really bad. We're at the bars. They're like terrible.

Then we're at like another tail tailgate it's like all toilets like we can't even find like where the tailgate to get past like it was all toilets i mean like you walk like every 10 feet it's like i've never seen a tailgaters use the bathroom this much like yeah it'd be like one row of trailers tailgating and one row of toilets. Anyways, we just kept finding all these hilariously bad things. And then the restaurant scene there is this place Two Brothers, and then the rest are just chains. It's Burger King, Popeyes, Captain D's, Taco Bell. I never even heard of Captain D's, but they only have it down there or something?

I mean, they have it all. That's the thing. Not only there, but every place. If you're in the fast food industry, you have a place in Starkville. It's like being in the casinos, but where's your Vegas spot? It is the Vegas of fast foods. Starkville is kind of the Vegas of fast foods. And so you made a super cut montage of all the fast food places for the video instead of like-

Yeah, we basically just showed what we saw, which was like it not being that awesome, but we still put like the cool music behind it. So it was a little bit of a satire, I'd say. Yeah, that's funny. It didn't go over well with the Bulldogs themselves. And so we're back there and like within 10 minutes of being there,

I had three different dudes walk up to me like, hey, dude, I saw what you said. I saw your video about Starkville. And I was like, dude, no, dude, don't. No, don't take it wrong. I'm not hating. I love fast food. I love fast food. Just calling it like we see it.

I've rewatched that video. There's a funny clip where you guys buzz a kid in like a Vineyard Vine shirt and Sperry's. He was singing Bobby Shmurda word for word. And you guys. Oh, yeah. A lot of N words, right? Yeah. You guys buzzed him.

That was good. You got to buzz him. I don't even know what that means. But you put like a red X over his head. And oh, yeah, we buzzed him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was us.

Yeah. That was us being like like we do not condone but also that's probably the least racist way anyone's ever said the n-word in mississippi probably and uh so we went to the game and they were losing by 20 like everybody at the bar was like man y'all shouldn't even go to this game like fucking just stay with us the two brothers have some more buttery nipple shots or whatever the fuck they're drinking there. Like, no, we have to focus on the game.

Got to the game, brought it to a comeback. They were up by five late in the game. Mississippi State wound up losing. Well, I feel like you're glossing over that. It was pretty remarkable. Like, they were down by 18 points to the number three team in the country. And they already, everyone thought they were losing going into the game.

We went in there at halftime. By the time we're sitting down, they're down eight. Brought them all the way back to tie. Then they went up five. This is all happening fast. You hear Big Cat say that Bruce Pearl was on their show, and he was like, don't bring those yellow guys back to any of my games yeah that's incredible we were on his ass like we were on bruce pearl's ass the entire time the way that we get in like we'll walk into a

stadium and the kids right away will know and we'll whoop it up and they'll love it we'll go down to the front of the student section but like we're ruthless we'll be ruthless to the players we'll be ruthless to the coaches and like i like i think that they must be able to hear us because we're yelling pointed things right at them and the student sections are informed like we got to colorado and they're like 10 has a dui like make sure you talk about it i was gonna say do you do research like it's a battle rapper? The boys do research. That's awesome. They just feed you information. They have research for us. And so we'll get on people's asses pretty good.

And it can't be fun to play against. It can't be. Like there's a reason that it works. And it's because like we whip them into a frenzy and we're on people's asses. So it was a remarkable comeback. And like they basically missed shots down the stretch. I think pretty much they were just not a good basketball team.

The momentum went their way so heavily. They fed off the energy. At the end of the game, they had a chance to win it. I feel like they kind of blew it at the end. That was my opinion. I agree. Bad time management. Yeah, bad time management. And then they just didn't have it in them.

And they made it to overtime. We didn't have it in us. Yeah. Overtime. Oh, it was overtime? Yeah, they went to overtime. It was tied going into overtime. But Auburn has a couple stud guards.

They have someone who's going to be the number one pick in the draft or is at least being talked about being the number one pick. And they have one of the best coaches in all college basketball we were up against a formidable foe and we're at mississippi state where it was just we had the odds stacked against us and we almost made it couldn't quite make it was the final score i think they lost by like seven or eight or something like that damn that's a bummer they didn't cover they didn't stand a chance uh yeah i will say around based on that experience i will be's a bummer. They didn't stand a chance. I will say, Ron, based on that experience, I will be

picking Auburn as the national champion. Really? That's not an informed opinion, by the way. The only college basketball I watched this entire season was the Caroline Duke game on Saturday night, and then there's games we watched on Storm Chasers. I haven't seen anything else. But we saw some of the best teams.

I was like, these guys could do it. They have have it at all positions obviously like they didn't bend at the end of the game they made their free throws hostile environment bruce pearl well-known coach maybe they got it this year i picked i'm picking them and last i mean in the first storm chasers virginia won the national championship when we saw them beat syracuse like true it's like that whoever can beat the storm chasers i feel like is a pretty good feather in your hat dayton the next year probably would have won the national championship if the season wasn't canceled because of covid so uh yeah say again you have to assume they would have you have to assume it they definitely would have

you can't you never know what would happen in the tournament. But after that, we just ate the rest of the salsa, finished off some jalapenos at the hotel, and then flew out the next morning. But give Mississippi a rating. Mississippi as a whole, I think, is probably better than the Starkville rating. I think the Starkville rating, for me, is pretty low. And that's just being honest.

And I have nothing against people in starkville but this the setup's just not good alcohol alcohol closes there at 12 bars close there at 12 that's tough um it's college remember that so i'm gonna give it i'll give it five five damn your lowest score yet five oh yeah and I would never go lower than a 5-0. Yeah, so that's basically a zero. That's a zero. Hawaii rule. You hated it.

Damn, devastating. But I feel like that's a pretty good recap. Any other questions for Caleb while he's on? No, I think that's a very good recap. I think people will be happy with that. Strong recap. A beautiful week every time. Shout-outs to the other guys that came on the trip with us.

Chef Donnie was out there in a hybrid camera, social, filming role. Tom Mullins killing it filming. Trey killing it on the edit and some filming as well. So just shout out to the boys. Shout out to the fucking boys. On that back one more time. Tommy Mullins, Chefy D, Trey Fang. Yes, sir.

Thanks for coming on, Caleb. Yes, sir. Listen to 51 Strokes. Listen to 51 Strokes. Watch Sunday Conversations. Watch Sunday Conversations. All right. Love you guys.

Thanks for coming on, man. Appreciate it. Fuck yeah. That was dope. Wow. Wow. Whale. Look.

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No more playing around. Is that Dylan? That's me. That's an original. Better take some better help. It makes your mind have better wealth. Damn. I feel like he'd write some shit like that.

The man with the mysterious grin looked at the lady with the question on her chin. You don't know the first thing about Dylan. He would definitely say some shit like that. The man with the hat that was pink said something that made me think. Bro, definitely that's all he's on. You're embarrassing yourself. The shark came down to talk to the giraffe and said, I'll take a pill and a half. He didn't say shit like that?

No, dude. Christ. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm spitting verbatim what he would fucking talk about, dude. What have you been doing the last week, though, Sass? Fill me in, dude. That's a, what, what have you been doing the last week though? Sass fill me in, bro. I feel like I, I'll sometimes like go to,

to, I almost did text you. I miss, like I miss you guys. But then I was like, bro, that will be, that'll be looked down upon as a,

we would have flamed your ass. Yeah, exactly. I'll get, I would have gotten flamed badly. And, uh, it would also be a moment of weakness.

And so I say it in person, so it can kind of be interpreted as and we're still gonna flame your ass as me being sarcastic or as me just having mean thoughts you know what i mean being a nice guy who just has mean mean things going on inside their head yeah tortured do you hear that was said about me this past week now who said that who by the the folks over at the planned brilliant cut podcast they said oh he's nice but he has just mean thoughts in his head they just assume that has just mean thoughts in his head. They just assumed that I have mean thoughts in my head.

That's weird. What a disgusting accusation. I feel like I've never shown any semblance of mean thoughts to them. Do you think I have mean thoughts, Harry? Answer. Occasionally. You're in there.

Oh, really? Wow. But nothing too crazy. No, maybe I do have mean thoughts in my head. Maybe I was psychoanalyzed perfectly. Fucking Freud. I think it was spelled on. Fuck, bro.

And I stand with Plan B. All right, maybe we should have them on for Women's Week. Why is Women's Week so funny to you, dude? It was your idea. What is Women's Week? When son of a boy dad goes girl. This is a podcast for men. Son, boy, dad.

Men words. Men words. Daughter of a girl mom. Everyone's asking for the daughter of a girl mom. Merch. Merch. And like, yeah, because the bros are going to wear it. Like the bros who wear like mullets and like pulled up socks.

And they wear the I Heart boobies. Yeah. Wrist bands. The boobie boys are fucking fucking gonna love some girl mom shit Tyler and I were saying for women's week we could do the audio so it's left ear right ear so you could just take one of the headphones out if you only wanted to listen to

Sass and Rump so it's like kind of choose your own adventure women that's smart kind of let us monologue off a little bit or just flip it and only listen to the broads women, chicks don't call them that they call themselves that monologue off a little bit or flip it and only listen to the broads women chicks i mean you could what bro don't fucking call them that they call themselves that dude i'm allowed to use the word i have the b pass god you're a pig shut up i wonder you work for barstool shut the fuck up dude

what did you do this last week sass stop dodging the question i know you i went home okay i fucked around and now i'm going to Colorado. That's going to be sick. What are you doing in Colorado? Hiking? Biking? Pretty much any white thing? No, I want to bike.

Or I want to hike. But I don't know if I'm going to be able to. A lot of snow. But I'm going to Denver tomorrow night after the yak. Going to stay at my buddy Bo's pretty trippy stuff at that airport man oh yeah the horse with the devil eyes um is that a dylan lyric the horse with the devil eyes i saw him at the airport to my surprise that That's definitely some shit he would say. There's no doubt

in my mind. Don't play. You're just mad that I could fucking freestyle this shit that like he took years to write. People are like,

oh, he's a genius. All of his best albums are over the course of like 10 years. Americana nonsense. You're wrong. Went down to the diner to get a steak. I'm going to post this clip in r slash Bob Dylan.

The lady looked at me and said, you've made a mistake. No, that's not even close. That's exactly the closest one. Everything else has been so far off. No, it hasn't, bro. It's all been fucking extremely high-grade piff. Did he only write like 40%

of the basement tapes um i think the basement tapes were written with a group of people oh wow yeah pretty sure that travis scott doesn't do that but you're so eager to bob dylan wrote all of his music and he also wrote music for other people ever heard all along the watchtower by jimmy hendrix could he have written the night show though okay have you seen how many songs Travis Barker has been on? Yeah. Travis Barker's doing Jack K's right now. Whoa, bro. Chill, bro. He's working with Jack K's, bro. Travis Barker can suck on D's. No. D's? What do you mean D's? Who is D's?

Ligma. What? Did you see that there was like some interview with some kid and they were like we interviewed ligma from we interviewed ligma from harvard university who did not want his full name released that is crazy how people are that dumb or aloof just don't be so fucking aloof don't be aloof they'll be aloof around me. Don't be aloof. We're also like closing it. We're less than a month from your birthday.

We are. Crazy, bro. Big 21. Gonna go out with a bang. This shit is crazy. Someday this is all gonna be a long time ago. Damn.

Don't say that, bro. Don't get me teared up. Fuck, bro. Man, think about it, man. Don't make me teared up. Fuck, bro. Man, think about it, man. Don't make me sad right now. I'm up before my birthday. You just got to appreciate the time while you have it, man. Appreciate the years while you're in them.

It goes by fast. Yeah, man. Keep on looking ahead and you wonder where all the time went, man. God damn. You ever think you could be in the good old days right now? God, that hits hard hard what are you doing fuck that fuck are you trying to do um sass i might have a surprise party for you man we gotta do something for boy dad not just yeah what do you mean there should be something we should do something for his birthday not just the oh yeah i'm thinking

about having a surprise party where do you want it or whatever and when jesus christ home i want to go home bro no i don't know man i don't really know what i'm gonna do for my birthday how about we have you a surprise party ah that sounds terrible well what if it's something you'd like yeah what kind of things you like how about bowling you guys don't know anything that I like? Bowling? I keep that shit deep down. Apex? Planes? Apex and planes themed party. Pretty sure we do know what you like.

Everyone dresses up like pilots and stewardesses. We drink like the seven cocktails that Denzel had in... Flight. Flight. What did he have right before the flight? Like two orange juice vodkas or some shit like that? Yeah, and a bunch of Coke. He poured them cool. Didn't he pour them all between his fingers?

It's always screwdrivers. Alcoholics in movies. Yeah. Probably because it probably makes your breath smell like orange juice. I don't believe that. I never got to that stage. I do. You think so?

Why do you think I always smell like orange juice? You could never hack it as a alcoholic. Definitely not. As a lick. I never made it as a blind man. I haven't actually drank in like two and a half weeks. Been holding out for Colorado. Are you being

serious? Swear to God. You're working your tolerance back up? Tomorrow's gonna be a festival. Are you serious? I might die tomorrow night. FaceTime me. Hell no. Why, bro? No reception in the mountains. Facts. Write me a letter. I'll send you a postcard. At least bang out a notes app. I'll text you to just write down your thoughts at some point as if you were writing a letter. Rone, that's your good friend Harry. Well, the West hasn't been quite what I expected.

Air's a bit thinner up here. Air's a bit thinner up here, and I don't know how much time I've got left. The oysters are good. I'm writing it to tell you it's been a pleasure. That interview we did with Caleb was one hell of a way to go out. Tell Nick and KB I love them him love you as ever where you could have thrived in the civil war you would have probably been like a drummer boy in the civil war or you would have like brought people water on like the field as they were dying what was it like that i would have fucking i would have fleed to another country i'd be down in cuba sitting on a beach somewhere yeah fucking posted up but with like a whole

different excuse to make myself not feel like a coward or i would have fucking assassinated the president i don't know what i want to feel that sticks there like pinky finger up and gets it winged so you get to go home. Oh, just – you get it. I don't know if that was in the – I don't think they had rules like that in the Civil War. Little flesh wounds? You could have one arm and they'd still make you go out there. Yeah. That was in World War I was when people would stick their fingers up and they would get them shot and they would be able to go home.

That's what I don't understand in the Ukraine shit right now. What were you about to say, though? War is that old fascinate me that they would like uh just agreed to wait for like a start time to start the battle well there's one famous battle in world war one where they like stopped and they all celebrated christmas together like both sides really and then they like began again after christmas dude i would have sneakily killed someone during the celebration how wasn't their guys getting shots off right before the fucking whistle but it wasn't it wasn't like right after it wasn't like the whole war. It was just like one area

of people. It is. I mean, when you... They all shared flasks of whiskey and cigarettes. That's pretty sweet. I know. But when you look at soldiers now, it's like they're not exactly like the Marines that you see in like Lone Survivor. No. Like they're

like kind of skinny dudes who are wearing like North Faces and like turtlenecks and shit like that. And they're like kind of skinny dudes who are wearing like north faces and like turtlenecks and shit like that and like behind a laptop like bombing oh you were saying the best recruits for the army right now would be like tfue and those guys oh yeah apparently that's like already been a thing there's a whole book about that or something fucking people will piss me off dude oh like ender's game or something like that so many comments and dms oh this is actually ender's game oh well did you know that there's also only seven stories ever like there's seven stories under the sun any idea we have actually this is ender's game you're not completely original in all of your thoughts yeah is it a movie or a book both i

think the every single comment on the barstool Instagram was just, this is Ender's Game. So basically, just like Ender's Game. It's like, do you guys know they're all writing the exact same thing? It's insane. And also, I didn't realize you said that on the pod already. Oh, yeah. I think twice. I think that's the second time we've said it.

That's fine, though. We'll say it next week, and then we'll turn it into a recurring segment. Dude, you gave us the wrong script. You gave us last week's script. that's fine though we'll turn it we'll say it next week and then we'll turn it into a recurring recurring segment you gave us the wrong script you gave us last week's script fuck bro we do bust our ass writing this

or the writers room does it takes us so long to write this shit yeah they fucking bend over backwards funny ass writers out there oh yeah we got a great writers room

funny ass guys dude shout out to Doug's me and Roan are just the face and the rest of the guys out there. No, Roan writes. Well, a little bit. Well, Roan like helps write my stuff because I can't write my own stuff. But if we're the face, though, imagine how ugly the writers are.

Oh, you don't even want to see them. You make them wear masks. Exactly. COVID's over. We're like, no. You make them wear ski masks. It had nothing to do with COVID, brother. Get back under there.

And they're not slump gods, bro. We fucking mask those boys up. I guess we should wrap it up. Have fun in Colorado. Yeah, I'll be here next week. Buy our fucking merch. I'll probably have tons of tails to tell.

Yes, bro. Long tails, fucking short tails, fucking yarns to spin. Yeah. Denver and Telluride, the Sass tour. Telluride. That'sass tour. Telluride.

That's going to be sweet, man. It's going to be a hell of a good time. All right. Thanks for listening. We'll see you guys next week. Peace. Badoomch.