Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 49 - Telluride Style

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 49 - Telluride Style -- Sas & Rone enjoy some smelling salts, discuss their weekends in Colorado and Florida, hiking, drinking, sex trafficking, Pete Davidson vs. Kanye West, & much, much more -- Full episodes also available on YouTube -- Thanks for listening/watching!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Dude. Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it again? I didn't even mean to smell that one. Let Owen get a fucking crack of it. It's only right that Owen gets to smell that one. Let Owen get a fucking crack of it.

It's only right that Owen gets to smell some salt. But does it taste like salt? She let my boy Frank taste it. See if it's actually good. Holy shit. Holy shit. Woo. That just undeviated my septum.

It's like having a CPAP machine. Ooh, it's lingering in my nose. I got salt boogers, like a Coke booger, but with salt. Ready?

Is the video on? Mm-hmm. Oh, man. Are you buzzing? No. Dude, that act genuinely hurt. That was nothing like the ones that we did on the act. Did it hurt so good or just a plain old hurt?

I mean, I can see how he will do that before lifting. You think that you could fucking... Every muscle in my body was activated. You could hit a PR on the squat? Easily. I tried to do a popper before lifting one time and I just shit myself. My butthole was so loose. Bro, what the fuck is that, bro?

That shit must be contrived. Either that or there's an insurrection going on in the lobby, which I don't like, dude. What would you do if there was an active shooter in here right now? I don't know, dude. I can't even think about anything besides those salts. Oh, and do some. That's awesome.

You're going to be blown. Make sure you don't break anything over there because these are strong. Or just don't go right over it. I've never experienced anything like that. They're giving a Frankie Chan out there. Give me another crack at him. Give me another crack, Owen. You do have to lean over him like you're...

Dude, those things are a rude awakening. Diving into a pool. I wish we didn't put the water in them. What do you mean? Well, it started out... Are we recording? It started out and we did them and it said... I was just shaking them up and doing them.

Then you said you're supposed to put water in it to activate it. A teaspoon of water. But my God, they are strong. It goes straight up my right nostril. Why does it pick one? It makes me acutely aware that my nose is going to start bleeding instantly. I don't even know if I want to do it again.

Fuck. It feels like when we were trying to touch that lighter in LA that shocks you. Yeah. I don't want to do it again, but I need to. Yeah, you're addicted to the fucking... Where'd you get these smelling salts from? Oh, dude!

Right up the left. Oh my god. I want to see if it can open up my left nostril. Fuck. It hurts too much. You're left dominant? My nose. Is it possible to make your nose bleed? Because it feels like my nose is going to start gushing blood. Oh, I feel

it in my eyeball. Just spraying blood out of my eye. That went right to my eyeball. That went straight to my balls. Alright, well. Maybe we can do them again. Goddamn, goddamn. I'm definitely good for now. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that first one

sent me out of my seat yeah I've never seen anything like that shit I got these off of Devlin's desk what were you doing on Devlin's desk just snooping just snooping around

they were unopened these are brand new he was probably saving them they're called ward smelling salts hockey smelling salts formulated for cold conditions oh those are for the outdoors knew that he was probably saving them ward smelling salts hockey smelling salt is formulated for cold conditions oh those are for the outdoors it's an outdoor salt do not remove cotton ball add one teaspoon of water using spoon provided close lid tightly shake well uncap sniff perform

let's perform it slightly salted like tightly oh never mind keep it tightly sealed when not in use you confuse lightly salted with tightly sealed i guess hell yes you're gonna have to fucking pay devlin whatever colombian drug lord he got those off of oh all right ready yeah all right what is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast today is monday marchth. We're back in the studio. We're gone off the salt. We've gone off the salt. I don't even know what it's doing to my body, but my brain is fucking percolating. My brain feels like Rainbow Road.

I feel fine now. That last one wasn't fun, though. It just hurt. Yeah. I don't know why people do it. I guess people need to wake up. I feel like someone's just putting an ice pick up my nose. It's only going to my left nostril too i feel like they used to do surgery by putting ice picks

like up people's noses and in people's brains oh yeah i feel like that was a common thing and then they just replaced that with smelling salts what the fuck have you been doing brother back in the studio you've been in fucking colorado dude put uh put me on to how your trip was dude i'm i'm curious i've i haven't spoken with you except for the few minutes before this oh it was good it was it was an awesome trip and i got back last night at like 10 so i'm a little sleepy still fuck bro that's that sounds pretty late still on my jet lag well what two hour time zone difference it's only nine o'clock where I'm from.

Do you think that you would ever live in Colorado? Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah? Denver was awesome. Why? Because their loose gun laws that they have out there? Yeah. I don't know.

Everyone's just like super friendly and it was a nice time. Yeah. My buddy Bo's roommates were awesome. Very nice guys. You look comfortable in hiking gear. Oh, yeah. Hiking boots and stuff like that like that's your aesthetic i think i think that's your look we weren't even uh planning on

hiking you're a hike beast we weren't even playing on hiking i just had the spikes and the boots with me you had your crampons yeah i always keep them with me wait spikes yeah no they're not crampons bro crampons are a whole different thing what uh why do you need micro spikes is it like uh cleats like that you would use for playing soccer or something sort of it's just because it's like it would there was snow all on the ground so like you're not sliding around it as much got it got it got it get more of a grip on the snow and what was that baby ass peak that you summited i know were people giving you shit about it i thought it looked like a fine view yeah people thought it was at war in the comments people thought it was a lookout what the fuck is what's the difference like a lookout is

like something you just drive up to and you walk out to the god i got it got it but it wasn't i mean it was like a three mile it was it wasn't a crazy hike at all it was pretty easy um did people think that you were bragging about it being like you're a fucking vasco de gammas i don't know fucking worldly explorer or they were just trying to give you shit? I think they were just trying to give you shit. People love to give you shit, dude. I know. I think it was called First and Second Flatiron.

I think it was like three miles. And it was, the elevation gain was like 1,800, I think. On top of 5280 already. Yeah, that was in Boulder. We drove out to Boulder for that. Me and my buddy Matt. Was it like the Chainsmokers song? I don't know the song.

Yeah, you do. I don't. Baby, hold me closer. Oh, yeah. Like your roommate back in Boulder. When we went to get a drink after the game we went to in Boulder, the Storm Chasers game that song came on and they fucking sang it like it was dreams and nightmares they fucking the whole club

was fucking going up philly it is dude the chains from grizard meek mill to philly um now boulder's really like really pretty um but apparently it's not. So Denver, I mean, this is just out of control. Maybe we should start a... Maybe we should be the active shooters. I have a feeling what he did isn't worth a chance. No. I think that they're filming something and somebody's making them. I already imagine it's like a Tommy TikTok.

Yeah, some dumb shit like that. Oh, Anna Cook likes them for some reason. I think they're chanting Frank now or something like that oh hannah cook like likes them for some reason i think they're chanting frank now or something like that it's dumb as fuck um so we were staying out in denver for the for tuesday wednesday thursday um because where my buddy lives and my god if you saw his house that he's staying in and how much he pays, you would want to kill yourself. Is it nice? Dude, he has like a full, like it's the size of like a normal house. Damn.

Is it like a college? He's got four roommates. College-y house or is it like a? It's a house. Living room, kitchen, dining room. McMansion? Is it a row house? Is it like a Colorado style home with like exposed wood that feels like a lodge? No, it was just a house

just a nice ass house house fuck that dude and he pays like 800 a month i'd fucking kill to be in a house it was so sick and like he like made us like breakfast and stuff and it was like we sat at like the island while he made denver omelets yeah it was. What a fucking legend. Yeah, awesome place. You should fucking start up Barstool Midwest or wherever the fuck it is. Barstool Mountain Time. We're completely underrepresented in the Mountain Time area. I know. What other cities are even in Mountain Time? Is there anything else noteworthy other than Colorado?

Utah. Are they Mountain Time? I think so. So what's west time? Is it only the coast? Yeah, I think so. You've got to take over fucking, you've got to take over Denver. You're a Denver dude through and through.

Yeah, Denver was nice, but it's like, so Denver's not like, like when you, like I've only been to Denver once before this, like, and it's not like in the mountains. It's like far from the mountains. Denver is. Yeah, Boulder's not in the mountains. It's far from the mountains. Denver is. Yeah, Boulder is in the mountains. It's not that far. It's like 30 minutes. Wait, dude, my wife was in Denver this week.

Oh, really? That's not true because you told me you were on vacation with her. She met me up in Florida from Denver. Really? She flew direct from Denver. What was she doing in Denver? She was hiking some 1,800-foot lookout. me up in florida from denver really flew direct from denver what was she doing in denver she was hiking some 1800 foot lookout no it wasn't a lookout big big mistake no she said it was a

lookout i don't think that she'd lie about it being a lookout she said it was nice because like you didn't need spikes you could just walk up there in vans low tops you didn't even need ankle support yeah the people there are funny though like they're they're so like laid back and we would like see people on the mountain we'd be like hey how far is it to the peak and they'd be like oh man it's uh you're almost there man and they just like go on about their day like they're exactly like what you'd expect them to be like crunchy yeah oh shit um like they're just like go on about their day. Like they're exactly like what you'd expect them to be like. Crunchy. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Like they're just like blown away that you asked that question. I didn't expect to interact with humans today. What is this, a fucking ambush, bro? Just trying to enjoy nature. This is a part of my curated nature experience. But that's funny as fuck. They like guns out there, though.

I feel like people are laid back, but also acutely aware of what their rights are and what America is built on. Yeah, definitely. I mean, not the people that I was with. They didn't have any guns. They didn't have any rights. Were they aware of their rights? Probably not. Damn. Wrong crowd. I was hanging with the wrong crowd completely blowing my misconception or

my preconceived notions so how's how's boulder different from downtown denver or were you saying downtown um i mean we weren't we weren't really like in boulder that much boulder felt like a lot more like a college area like everyone that we saw there we just like went to a 7-eleven before we went on our hike but it was like all like students walking around did anybody recognize you in the 7-eleven um no i had my shades on okay did you really buy like uh eight hundred dollars worth of north face ship before the trip wait did i say that i did yeah when did i say that i forget i don't know are you trying to no no i remember no because i remember saying it on something but i don't remember what went oh i think i said it on uh the yak yeah maybe no no i didn't buy anything north face oh really did

you buy new shit though yeah i bought hiking pants and i bought um some long johns and i bought two pairs of wool socks did you need them yeah it wound up being a good purchase yeah the hiking pants are great columbia sixty dollars because i was scanning your outfit afterwards i was like this dude's not faced out this guy's not it also like facing the hikes like it's so warm because the sun because you're closer to the sun so it's like it's cold at some points but then like if you're up on like the mountain like that it's usually pretty warm bro the sun's only like 60 miles away yeah um you think i'm capping no i don't even i don't know i don't i told you i'm not gonna fucking lie anymore about any shit like that and your guard is still up we were doing that

bracket buster thing picking davidson and you thought that you were getting duped you thought davidson wasn't a real school. I had to look it up like 100 times to figure out if they were in March Madness or not. Why 100 times? What happened the first 99? I kept on looking up like top picks, and they're nowhere near the top for top picks. So then I had to look up every single team in March Madness 2022. Why wouldn't you just look up Davidson March Madness 2022?

I looked up Davidson, and they were a basketball team. I just didn't know. We had to do it for our boy Skeet. Yeah. Skeet's going through it. You're out of the game on Skeet. You checked out on – Yeah, I don't remember what made me write that.

62 miles to space. I was on so much Ativan. Oh, damn. To space or to the sun? To space, to space. Oh, that's a big or to the sun? To space, to space. Oh, that's a big difference. All right, bro. I meant space, dude.

So I wasn't intentionally lying, but I was lying. Yeah. And in fact, I snoped myself immediately. You did. Wait, so you didn't know what you were saying about when you were talking about your boy Skeet? I think I was just annoyed of seeing it on Twitter. It's every single one. It might be the biggest pop culture moment

of our lifetimes. Yeah. Nothing's been so covered in fucking such detail. Yeah, the whole thing that I'm not a fan of is like, so there was like a big rumor

when Mac Miller died that like Pete Davidson was sending like intimate pictures of him and Ariana Grande to Mac Miller. But then Ariana Grande's brother

said that wasn't true and that didn't happen. Like it was just a rumor. And now this thing kanye is coming out and now everyone's like well now it kind of makes it seem like the thing with mac miller did happen yeah i uh but also i mean i don't obviously we don't know what was happening with like matt because it wasn't like public at all but i mean pete davidson in my opinion on this in this scenario didn't really do anything wrong i mean he's getting harassed. Oh, really?

I'm in the other camp. I think that Pete Davidson is completely in the wrong. Really? And it all stems from those text messages he sent yesterday. He's like, listen, you fucking pussy. I've been super nice to you. It's like you just called him a dickhead. You're just calling him names.

It seems like he was getting angry and then back like backpedaling just in like the four screenshots. But I don't care. I don't think we shouldn't talk about this. We shouldn't. No one gives a fuck. Well, I think the entire world gives a fuck. I think that this is literally getting more media coverage than the war in Ukraine right now. Yeah.

Oh, definitely. I didn't even know that was still happening. I thought they laid down their guns. Yeah. I think I just don't want the Mac Miller thing To be true at all so I'm just like not thinking about it But now I feel like it could definitely be true Bro you don't do Mac like that

I'm not I'm not saying you I'm saying Pete You don't do Mac like that But the fact that he sent that picture to Kanye Like what he did to Kanye is exactly what people Were saying that he did to Mac Miller But then it got Yeah and then that got dismissed and then like what i mean i could even see him being

dickheadish to kanye because kanye's been a dickhead but i don't think that i don't think that mac miller really has that malicious uh streak in him to like be harassing pete yeah no i doubt that mac miller was harassing no that's why I don't think it was true but it just is weird that like what he was accused of doing to Mac Miller he just did to Kanye is he a terrible person yeah no you see he's going to outer space too yeah who's he going with Elon all the time makes interesting I thought please but didn't they just announce his new show like three days before? Did they? Yeah, he's got a lot going on.

Really? That show's going to flop hard, though. What show is it? It's just like a sitcom about him, isn't it? It's a Curb-style show. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that. You think it's going to flop? What's it going to be like?

It's going to be like Curb Your Enthusiasm if Larry David was just fucking supermodels. Yeah. He isn't really a sympathetic character now all the good will he bet like built up from having a dead dad is like yeah out the window now like it's funny larry david's funny because he's like a goofy old man yeah and he's also fucking hysterical and has like a sharply acute like sense of humor that he is like tuned over his entire life and like built into like a certain sense of humor that like tons of people can relate to and is like an archetype yeah i don't really think pete davidson has that no i don't i don't think i mean i i think pete davidson's funny i think his stand-up's funny i don't really love him on snl anymore dude i was watching the

critics choice awards last night and it was like best supporting actor in a limited series one of the nominees was bowen yang from fucking i was fucking shocked yeah he's he got nominated i think he won an emmy last year for snl like all the snl people win emmys am i like uh is my like hand on the stove and i can't tell it's hot like am i completely off am I completely off base thinking that he sucks? Bowen Yang? Yeah. Or why do people – why is he like the – He's like the face of SMTL.

Yeah, why is he their goat right now? I – As a comedian. I come to you as a comedian. A purveyor of the comedic art. I really hated him in the beginning, and now I just don't really mind. Now it just seems like he's just one of everyone else. I don't think he's unbearable anymore, but the iceberg sketch that he did was the worst thing I've ever seen.

That got nominated for Emmys itself. Yeah. And that just was their only way of doing like a dark humor joke but they had to do something that happened like 500 years ago oh they could you can't make fun of like they could have just done like it would have been funnier if he i was saying like he would have been funnier if he was just like wearing the twin towers on his head yes and but that was within the last five but that was like too recent for them right because they would have they would have been like worried about getting in trouble yeah as soon as the last person. But that was like too recent for them. Right. Because they would have been like worried about getting in trouble.

Yeah, as soon as the last person from the Titanic died they're like, oh, we can fucking crack jokes on these dumbasses now. I can't wait until fucking... It's just like, why would you...

Like the type... Making a joke about the Titanic is like... And like the iceberg from the Titanic. It's like, that's so long ago. And that's...

Yeah, that's what I... And it just wasn't funny either. Yeah. Maybe I need to get my weight up and not my head up though it is a little bit I thought I watched some SNL

recently the one they did this week about the Amazon to go one was pretty funny it's tough because they hire good people and then they just like fuck them

I don't know what's going on there you should fucking get in there and knock heads maybe we should do some gon on there. We should fucking get in there and knock heads. Maybe we should do some gonzo journalism. Yeah, we should fucking. You should go undercover as an SNL writer. I should get hired. You should get hired undercover though.

Yeah. And then explain to everyone what's happening. I'm sure they make you sign like a thousand NDAs before you leave. And then they just, yeah, they own everything. They own all your thoughts and words. Dude, they own, if you send in a sketch pack. They own they own it they own it so they can hire you and use your sketches i also they can not hire you and still use your sketches that they're like just the shadow corporation behind the pete davis and kim kardashian relationship oh that's just an extended sketch they're like

you have to fuck her and he's like i don't want to. And Lorne Michaels is just guiding his dick into Kim Kardashian. It was a Kris Jenner, Lorne Michaels production. They're just like putting two pawns together. Yeah. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me at all. It probably makes the ratings of the show go up like insane amounts. But I also talk about SNL way more than I even watch it, which is probably why. I don't ever actually stay up and watch it, but I'll usually watch the sketches in the morning like on Twitter.

You don't stay up and watch it? No. So you're going to bed by 1130 on Saturdays? No. But I would never like throw it on at night. Like I'll wake up on Sunday and I'll scroll through Twitter and I'll look at the sketches. Me and the Brodies rush back from the bar. Yo SNL's on.

We got to get home. We'll take our fucking little beer tower to go. Like running down the street with a beer tower. Fuck SNL's on We gotta get home We'll take our fucking Little beer tower to go Like running down the street With a beer tower Fuck SNL's on I mean they And like the

What was the one that we watched We watched this one the other day They did like another Like Trump sketch And it was just like Just like Shockingly terrible Yeah

It's like let it go Yeah I mean well They should just start writing good ones for when he gets elected in 2024 because he's gonna they're gonna be shitting their pants because he's fucking going to get elected this shit is just so obviously about to fucking happen again well biden's definitely not going to get re-elected and i don't know who would i mean maybe i'm sure do you think Kamala will run? I fucking will kill myself if she gets elected.

I can't believe how many people who are like... Yeah, people really, really hate her too. She sucks. Not even like her policies or anything. Just her personality. Yeah, she's just like fucking just like a... She's a hateable person. She's so condescending in everything she says. And you know they're just running Joe like a puppet.

But do you even think that she's running Joe? I think that she just thinks she's like the fucking boss woman. I mean, dude, there's just so much shit that they said they were going to do that they didn't. Like they said they promised everyone $2,000 a month until the pandemic was over. I don't think there has even been a stimulus check since they got elected. That was a lie. Yeah. They said no more student loan debt.

That was a lie. They canceled like a billion dollars of student loan debt or something and then the only thing that they're like waving their flag about is like we got a new infrastructure bill because like one fucking road collapse or some shit like that like nobody's unless you're giving us high-speed rail i don't even want to hear about infrastructure and the high-speed rail won't happen yeah they're not going to give us high-speed rail no autistic dudes like fucking you and you will fucking love the fucking apparently biden's a big train guy himself is he yeah really yeah i believe it yeah um so would you vote for him again then knowing that he's a train guy no because i'm not a train guy i'm a plane guy no oh you're not just actually the airport that i took out of yesterday that i took off from

yesterday we it was one of those ones we have to go on the runway to get into the plane so i was like watching all the planes take off it was sick yeah yeah we were all cheering run away from the need to get wrangled back yeah we would all cheer when they would go off hey you think i could see those sticks for a little bit you think i could play with those sticks for a little bit? You think I could play with those sticks just a little bit? Dude, the airport I was at was so small. And I was there from... Denver? The Denver airport?

No, I wasn't in Denver. So I was in Denver for the first three days. And then I went to Telluride. Oh, got you, got you. And then I flew out from Telluride, Montrose Airport. Montrose. Nice. And I had to take like a...

Favorite L-stop. Dude, I spent so much money this week it was ridiculous What were you spending it on I feel like you were just going to 7-11 and walking Just travel Oh just to get from point A to point B There's no like Ubers Or anything in Montrose so you gotta

Rent a you have to like set Schedule like a shuttle that'll take you To where you're going and then pick you up And that was like $200 Fucking cab back from the airport yesterday was over a hundred dollars it costs so much money to just go out to the country just to get to the airport costs more money than the actual flight does really it's ridiculous just to go out and live poor in the country's expensive as fuck it's so annoying it's expensive to be poor yeah and i and i went out

like every single night this week dude and i think it's expensive to be poor. Yeah. And I went out like every single night this week. Dude, and I think it's cheap to be rich too. I think that rich people get shit for free all the time. They get comp meals. They get fucking, they know the manager. Rich get richer. It's fucking incredible. We need to get there, dude.

I know. We got to get on the rich side. Wait, what was the last thing you were saying before I rudely interrupted your ass? I don't remember. You were saying some poignant-ass shit. Bro, can you superimpose the logo onto this ball, too? Oh, yeah. Fuck yes, bro.

Oh, shit. Can you spin? Nah, bro. Barely. For about one second. Show me how it's done, big dog. I'm trying to think of what else. What do you think that cusp is where it just gets so much

easier to start making more money probably once you're like invested in stocks or some shit is it stock are all rich people in stocks yeah definitely yeah heavily i would assume so are you do you think that they're getting like fast gains or do you think they just start putting money in the stock market to get like some kind of long term? Like, how do you go from buying like a million dollar house to a 12 million dollar house? I do. I don't know. I have no idea.

Well, you need to fucking get into SNL and see what those dudes are fucking talking about. I know. I know I should. Gonzo journalism. You haven't done stand up in a minute. No, I think I'm going to get back into it, though. I think you should Gonzo journalism You haven't done Stand up in a minute No I think I'm gonna Get back into it though I think you should get back

I was thinking about it When I When I was coming home yesterday I was like I think the retirement's over So also because I have Like shit that I have to do In April

And I'm Is it March already Yes Okay Is it March already We're halfway It's the 15th of March I should probably

Like try and book a gig For tonight Yeah Do you want to do a show on the 26th? When? For who? Me. Oh, wait.

Actually, I might not be here then. I might be going home. All right, cool. Fuck. Dude, it's just like... It's just like... You don't want to do it because you have other shit going on in your life. And that shit is like

satisfying enough and you get enough like i wouldn't say good feedback but like it's like you're doing something it's not like you're idly sitting around no yeah and so like doing also it's like extra it's also hard i think sometimes some stand-ups goals to do what you're doing yeah you already have the thing that they they want so it's like less pressure on you to like make it in stand-up like owen's saying you you've already you're like in this realm like you're in a podcasting realm yeah i think it's just like easier to just do what i'm doing now yes but it really the really the main thing that i that i the reason that i don't do it all the time is because it's like well i go to we got to do the yak and then I go do whatever other stuff this sketch show.

What's Occam's razor? What does Occam's razor mean? I don't know. But then – It's a principle that if all things are equal – no, fuck. I can't even fucking read this shit. But I think it means that you're you wind up doing the easier thing yeah it's not even like the easier thing it's more just like i can't do

stand-up unless i'm like blackout drunk and like if i have a if i have a set booked for like a tuesday night it makes things kind of tough for me because you're you feel like you have to get drunk i can't go up on stage unless i've had at least three beers and that's how you get blackout drunk no but like i need at least three and i'm trying not to drink like i'm not drinking again until my birthday oh which is 20 20 years you should drink a little bit before your birthday so the act's not like a mess i know that would be bad oh no i'm not going to i didn't drink for like three weeks until i was in colorado and then i drank every single day you get fucked up easier there no with the altitude um

when i was in telluride we me and my buddy had like one beer and that the elevation where we were was 10 000 feet above sea level and i got like pretty drunk from one beer i was super uncomfortable the first day i was there do you just are you drunk right away like uh are you drunk just by being higher or is it do you have to add the alcohol like a guy like owen yeah not a huge drinker i was like he'd be drunk just by being around i was like dizzy and shit the first day i was there i not in denver denver like i didn't feel a difference at all when i was in telluride though i was like noticeably having a harder time breathing like super shortness of breath and um yeah i was like anxious as fuck because we were like my hands and my face

were tingling from like the lack of oxygen which i hate super uncomfortable but then uh by the next morning i was fine our bodies are so bitch made that we just can't like go to a different place in the same country and be okay yeah ten thousand feet up is a lot though and like i think the peak of the mountain was like thirteen thousand feet or some shit which i did not fuck with that at all either when we would go up to the top i'd be like gasping for air really that was the main problem with uh going up there yeah i mean it's like real like they sell like a little mini handheld oxygen tanks at like every store you can get them you really put all there no um the the oxygen tanks though you gotta like you like i bought one for the first day i was there they don't do shit should have brought one back i know i threw i

actually had one yesterday but i threw it away because i was like i probably can't bring this through security oxygen there's massive tank of oxygen how big was this tank well i got a big one was it like a nitrous tank no we were We were actually, dude, Telluride was awesome. Like, it was, like, the most, like, beautiful place I've ever been in my entire life. But the, like, going out at the bars there was, like, it felt like everyone there knew each other because it's, like, a small town. And they're pretty rich up there, too, right? I think there's, like, a pretty big gap. I think there's, like, really, really rich people.

And then there's, like, a lot of lot of like people who are like Living paycheck to paycheck And they're the people who are like Like ski instructors and like Working like shops or working the 7-11 I don't think anyone's like poor Yeah you can't be poor It's like an expensive place to be I think Um

But like when we would go out Like I felt like a tourist big time And we were like out and like I fucking dropped my massive oxygen tank and it's like rolling around the bar and everyone's laughing at you i was like we got to get out of here dude fuck them honestly i fucking hate i i hate the like notion that it's like uncool to be a tourist or whatever like you have to act like you're from everywhere that you fucking go to that's such a bullshit notion yeah i think it was i don't know if it was like they all live there or if it was like or if it was like uh maybe it was like spring break and they were coming home like look at this loser he's not from exactly where we're from no they were nice people were cool we were like at

the there was a the one of the like craziest parts of the whole trip was like had like halfway up the mountain the ski mountain um there is like a lodge where everyone just like sits outside and like there's like live music and we're like drinking beers and it was so sick and like some dude invited us to a house party and he was like yeah man it's just like the yellow street it was just the yellow house up the street you'll probably hear the music blaring he's like he's like door will probably be open telluride style i was like hell yeah we didn't go but i was like damn that was why would you not go because i had a flight at like 7 a.m the next got it got it got it but he was just inviting you uh apropos of a good conversation or like they knew who i was oh yeah that's love yeah but it was still funny. It was, yeah, Telluride style. Front door will be open.

Stumble right in. Yeah, it was cool. B-Y-O-O-T, bring your own oxygen tank. Yeah. Just rolling up with a fucking tank, like, dragging behind you, like, wheelie luggage. Yeah. Dude, I mean, extra oxygen I don't think could hurt anybody. No, actually it can.

Oh, really? Yeah, too much supplemental oxygen can, like, hurt you. It kills people? No way. But, I mean, I'm assuming it could hurt anybody. No, actually it can. Oh, really? Yeah, too much supplemental oxygen can like hurt you. It kills people? Yeah. No way. But I mean, I'm assuming it's a lot. But don't they have like oxygen bars or some shit like that? I feel like that was like a late 90s thing. Yeah, they had one there, I think.

An oxygen bar? Yeah. I feel like oxygen bars and like lava lamps was like a late 90s thing. Yeah. People just go and like fucking sit around and suck on oxygen. Yeah, probably. I mean, dude, I was like pumped to get back to sea level. Seriously. 90s thing yeah people just go and like fucking sit around and suck on oxygen yeah probably i mean dude i was like pumped to get back to sea level seriously because i would wake up in the morning like gasping for air what ellie are we at right now probably like 30 30 feet yeah oh fuck yeah

we're like at sea level and you could tell dude it's fucking oh i walked up the stairs yesterday with no struggle yeah this is nice i don't feel like I'm about to lose myself. No, it really is an uncomfortable feeling. Because, like, I've been, obviously, I probably have never been up to 10,000 feet. But I've been, like, up high. No, I have. Probably when I hiked in Wyoming. Like, I've been up high, but, like, you're only up there for, like, 10 minutes.

Like, it's not like you're sleeping up there. I have a stupid-ass fucking question. Can you fall off a mountain uh like probably not no it depends on the mountain like if you're in a crime like everest yeah you fall off of mount everest mount everest has like these massive crevices so you fall into it they just go into like the center of the mountain so you just fall into it not off of it yeah i mean it depends on like what the peak looks like. I've been on top of mountains that have a lookout peak, and it's just like a drop down to the base of the mountain.

Got it, got it, got it. I don't know why. It's like mountain climbing. It's scary and treacherous because you could fall off, but then just the shape of a mountain is like... I mean, you could fall down a mountain, definitely. You'd never be fully off. There's steep parts. You'd fall off the mountain.

But no, you can't. I mean, there are mountains you could fall off of, but You'd never be fully off. There's steep parts. Yeah, you'd fall off the mountain. But no, you can't. I mean, there are mountains you could fall off of, but that should not be a worry. What do you mean it shouldn't be a worry? Like I would never worry about falling off the mountain. Got it, got it. Do you think that your little mountain climbing trips have been scratching your itch to your wanderlust or your itch to do exploratory and dangerous things?

Yeah, but I just want to do more of that now. Like Colorado. Denver was awesome. I could see you base jumping. Oh, hell no. I have no interest doing anything like that. I could see you slipping into a squirrel suit and fucking going 150 miles an hour right

down the fucking side i have no interest in any of that shit at all it would be thrilling no that would suck what's i don't like what's your max where will you yeah what's what are you chasing i don't think i would ever do a hike i mean i don't know i guess i'm still pretty young but i would never i have no no interest currently in doing a hike that's like you need oxygen for and you're like i would like to do a multiple day hike this summer maybe okay where you like camp out yeah like a base camp or something like that because there's easy ones where you still have to camp out just because it's really long but um setting up a tent seems like the worst part of that no the poles i mean yeah probably probably suck i hate setting up tents yeah that's what i mean it's the fuck i think dad is setting up tents does suck it

does it's the worst part of it i don't think it'd be the worst part though and it's like snapping because it has that little silver part and it keeps coming out there's a fucking loose string yeah um i was never nice with setting up tents yeah we should do that we should do a we should do a multiple day hike for boy dad record out on top of the peak up a mountain that would be crazy yeah holy episode up episode at the top episode down yeah that would take us to the next level literally fucking literally my bro mount washington let's do mount washington where is it new New Hampshire? No, I hate that shit. Why?

Because the cars have like this car hiked Mount Washington. Oh, yeah. That's the worst. It didn't hike it. It drove up. Yeah, me and my buddies did. We hiked Mount Mansfield in Vermont last year. And it took us like six.

It was like our first like big hike. It took us like six hours to get to the top. And we're like so close to the summit. And all of a sudden, we're just seeing like waves of people like to the top and and we're like we're like so close to the summit and all of a sudden we're just seeing like waves of people like wearing like khakis and like and like sperrys just like walking up the mountain and we were like we were like dude there's no way they just did what we did because we're like sweating our asses off like completely like just dead and then we found out that there's just like a chairlift to the top of the mountain yeah and we're like well that sucks yeah there's trails for their like toyota sienna yeah so why

don't you hike it and i'll just take it i'll just get my little subaru out back yeah no that would be awesome we should do that we'll mark that down this summer i'll talk to hank we'll get that planned out dude i thought i subaru carries the uh connotation that it's a lesbian car. But it's like the most badass car for like if you wanted to drive up a mountain or do like a derby. If you wanted to like do some kind of like one of those off-road races or some shit like that. Like Subaru has like the best models for that kind of shit, which I had no idea. It fucking completely readjusted what I think of the whole suit the idea of the subaru yeah i thought they were just like known to be like super safe cars i guess so i don't know let's get a subaru

the safest car yeah it might be confusing men with man buns as lesbians yeah maybe that's what it was dude yeah like their actual beard I thought was just like a beard for – So you're about – you're 20 days out from your birthday basically. Yeah, pretty much. Are you having any regrets about living this long? No, not really. I don't really know what – I'm pumped to turn 21. I'd like to get you something for your birthday, but I don't know what to get you.

Are you good at telling anything? I don't I know I don't get to. I just said I'd like to do it. So are you good at telling people what you want as a gift or are you going to kind of make? I don't want anything. Well, I just said I'd like to get you something. I don't want anything. All right.

Well, I'm not saying I want to do what you want to do. I'd like to get you something. I want to do what I want to do. Well, that's get you something. I want to do what I want to do. And that's get you something. That's up to you, brother. All right. So it's going to be up to me. And it could be a fine pair of hiking boots.

I already got a nice pair. How nice? L.L. Bean. Bean boots? The duck boots? No, no, no. Not those. Okay.

They're hiking boots. How much do they cost? Almost wore them to work today. Wait, are they the ones you took a picture of your feet in the airport? Yeah. Are those new? No, I got them, I might have got them last year or two years ago. Maybe a nice bottle of alcohol.

Yeah. Fucking pour that down the drain. You don't like alcohol? No. Maybe I'll get you some Drano and put it in an alcohol bottle. You pour it down the drain and you actually wind up fucking. Doing something. Unclogging the drain and you actually wind up fucking... Doing something. Unclogging your drain.

That would be awesome. Or you accidentally drink it and you have that sweet release and people think of you as a legend forever. Yeah, that would be... That's definitely what Pete Davidson's hoping happens when he goes to outer space. You think he's going to blow up? He's hoping he blows up. Dude, he probably won't. Who's he going with?

Elon? That would be crazy if him and elon both died who would you be sadder about brother i don't think i would be that sad about either who would you be sadder about dude don't fucking do them like this probably pete davidson yeah yeah i kind of would just be like oh my god that's crazy yeah because i never really have seen well i'd be sadder about musk because i haven't seen Pete Davidson support the war in Ukraine yet. Can you do that reaction again in case it happens? No, definitely not.

Just say, oh my God, that's crazy. Oh man, that's crazy. Oh, dang. Damn, really? Dang, you think they'll keep on making SNL and Tesla's? You think they would stop Teslas if he died? Hell no. What about his other ventures?

Like the Boring Company? Yeah, that would stop. His other weird-ass ventures. Do you think that that's all... Have the ideas become big enough that they can fucking prosper on their own? Or are they just subject to being like having somebody who drives the ideas like i guess i don't know stop making ipads when steve jobs died no but also like elon musk is the only person that knows how to build a tesla is that true yeah he's a secret formula

he hand builds every single tesla it's like the fucking kfc recipe yeah yeah he won't tell anybody now that he's like in a room like pretty much all hours of the day building every single tesla that's why they manufacture so few of them yeah he's just in the fucking body shop with a welding mask on fucking buzzing it all together dude tesla owners have been the worst with the gas prices just taking victory laps yeah it is funny as fuck that people are just literally suggesting that you buy Teslas. I know. But I mean, I guess they are smart. I don't know.

I guess power to them. No. Fuck them. Gas prices are crazy though. So my buddy was working for like a couple of the days that we were there. And so he wouldn't really be able to hang out during the day. So that was when we went hiking and we took his car to Boulder. You had to fill it up yourself no we didn't fill it up he got pissed yeah i bet he just worked a little day for free like half a tank did not fill it up oh damn i have no regrets

like 40 bucks right i got no regrets what uh what job does he have he makes a lot of money oh okay fuck him fuck him he works at a restaurant but at a restaurant, but he gets paid very well. So he's a waiter? No, he's a- Busboy? He does something in the kitchen. I don't know if he's a prep cook or what, but- There's no way a prep cook gets paid a lot.

He works at one of the nicer restaurants in Denver. In Denver? It was amazing. He took us there. Yeah? Shockingly good. It's not that one in Boulder that's on the top of a hill. No, it's in Denver.

It's in Denver? Yeah. What type of food was it? They got a lot of Mexican food in Denver. Yeah. I don't know. It was like they had a lot of pasta dishes, some seafood stuff. I got a steak, and it was amazing.

What's your favorite cut, brother? What's your favorite cut of steak? New York strip. Really? Oh, it was beautiful. Low-fat content? Yeah. cut brother what's your favorite cut of steak new york strip really that was beautiful low fat content yeah and then i got uh got some they got a bunch of cocktails got a moscow mules the best moscow mule ever i think really yeah let me show you moscow mule just uh ginger beer and vodka

it's like uh and maybe some lime in there brother i'll let you let me show you this moscow mules are good as fuck because they calm your tummy down no No, this Moscow mule was good as fuck. Anything I could get with a little bit of ginger in it. You've never had a Moscow mule like this? Really, bro? Look how good that looks. It's not even in a Moscow mule glass. No, but it was amazing.

It can't be that good if it's not in a Moscow mule glass. The steak looks good. It has to be in a dimpled copper cup. It has to be. And he works there, so they kept on bringing over free shit. They brought us these big ass shrimps with the head still on them. Ew. And you got to suck the juices out of the head.

That looks like a crawdad. That looks like a crawfish. Damn, dude. You were fucking eating. You're a foodie. No. Yes, you are. And then they brought us free dessert.

You just showed me a picture of your fucking butt cake. It would be like treats from the kitchen. Gifts from the kitchen. That is one of my, I wouldn't call it a pet peeve, but I do think it's funny when they say that at restaurants. Oh, yeah. When they're like a little, a gift as if it's a gift for you. As if like.

It was. It was for us. Well, a lot of restaurants will give the gift from the kitchen to every single table yeah yeah like they're like happy to see you yeah we got this because my buddy worked there we also got 30 off discount damn yeah come on bro and it was still expensive and you still dropped a rack no you didn't drop the afghanistan i dropped a rack what the fuck no it wasn't a, but it was a lot of money. Did you pay for it all? Hell no. Once I found out how much my buddy makes, I was like, dude,

I'm not buying you any, like I was like buying him drinks and shit. And then I was like, what the hell am I? I was like, you make more than me, I think. Are you, do you try to kind of pay for your buddy's stuff? Cause you're making money and they're not necessarily, or is there an expectation from them that you're going to like pay for their shit? No. you're making money and they're not necessarily or is there an expectation from them that you're gonna like pay for their shit no but do you ever do it you know how it is yeah you have a fucking sweet ass job at a fucking good company and a successful show brother i gotta pay rent yeah new york right even like dorms it is a different it is a different animal but like they're not making money and you are making money no i'll pay i some shit. Like, I pick up a tab here and there. Let the boys know.

Fucking goat. Let them know how it's going back home. You have to. I buy a lot of their drinks. Yeah, that's awesome. That's the best way to use money. I saw a video of like, it was like a compilation

of like these Saudi Arabian TikToks where the dudes are full out fucking WWE wrestling for who can pay the tab at like fucking like five guys. No, it's fucking badass because it's like cultural. It's like a massive...

Why would you want to pay the tab? Because it's about like, I think in Islam, like generosity is one of their main tenets. So being like generous to your boys is like the shit. Like you're a fucking goat if you're just like super generous to everybody. That's why you've been you've been moving a little islamic baby my boy

yeah rossalamu alaikum to my god i haven't even i haven't even looked in my bank account since i was there yeah and i don't want to do you are you set up where they just like stop it or can you like overdraft a little bit she runs yeah she runs until i tell her to stop running yeah yeah it's like your boy's car i moved all my money into my into my checking account before the trip moving money is funny as fuck yeah no i'm kidding i didn't but i probably didn't spend that much but we did like like we went out a lot and the first night i was there was like one of the crazier nights i've had in a while. Wait, wait, wait.

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that had people there but they were all dead and uh man i drank so much and i threw up so much shut up bro i was just throwing up and then just going right back to the bar and drinking more it was crazy dude the the we were we were like at one like check bar and the owner was like talking to us we were there for like three minutes and the owner was like giving us shots republic yeah no way and the owner was like giving us shots and i like took the shot went to the bathroom just threw up so much and then went right back out and like took another one were they fruity shots or like was it like i don't even i don't remember and and then eventually we like had like an uber driver and she was just taking us around from like bar to bar we were trying we were just like kept on rerouting trying to find

like a different place to go to and we i fell asleep in the car like a hundred times then she went when we would get there and she'd like us all up and tell us where we were. Then we'd go somewhere else. Were you going and drinking at the other spots? Oh, yeah. So you'd go drink and then fall asleep and then wake back up and drink? Yeah. Dude, it was like a vicious cycle of falling asleep, throwing up, and then getting going somewhere else.

How many times do you think you threw up? Oh, like over 20 times. What? There was one time. I feel like two or three times. One time. Specifically, it was a battle. How did you keep going?

I was like laying on the floor of the bathroom. Wait, 20 separate times? No, no, no. 20 bursts. 20 bursts. Okay. 20 wretches. Yeah.

20. Damn. And I don't ever drink to the point where I throw up. Ever. Yeah, that's bad only when i'm with my own i'm when i'm with those guys but man it was crazy and the craziest part is i woke up feeling completely fine the next day what is it is it the denver air dude i i uh my first night there when i went a couple months ago for the pop punk show I felt so sick like just like as soon as I got there like before we went on stage before we did anything

I don't know that's what I'm trying to figure out I'm trying to see if there's any corollary points between our two experiences I mean I don't really think you would notice it too much at Denver Denver's only like 5000 feet the mile high city um

i don't think you would notice it there i think it's more when you get to like 8 000 feet that you start to notice it damn so not where i think like 8 000 feet might be considered high altitude but uh but you drank the entire night and uh and didn't feel shit the next day not no i felt fine for the most part a little sleepy that's legendary yeah it was crazy though like it was just like it was hilarious thinking about it like i was throwing up so much we all were what were you drinking you were mixing beer and uh shots mostly beer yeah it's tough to i mean drinking beer all night will make you feel a little full and bloaty yeah but sometimes carrying around that fucking like sloshing around that shit.

I just remember being in the car and like looking over at my buddy Matt and he's like a head is like up against the back of the car and he's just like moaning. And we were like we were like poking at him like trying to get him to wake up. And he was like, dude, I feel so bad. Just from the beers? Yeah. Dude, we started we started drinking right when I we started drinking right when we got to Denver. And then we didn't get home until like 5 a.m.

That's the best on a vacation when as soon as you get there. Yeah. Or like even if you start drinking on the plane, you're like, you know what? I'm about to fucking unleash. It was awesome because it was just a great way to kick off the trip. And then we didn't need to drink a lot at all for the rest of the trip. I just had fun the rest of the trip. It didn't get too crazy play a lot of pool really yeah you get nice at it oh yeah we were playing pool and tell your eye with this dude who said that he was friends

with bob weir who the fuck is that from the grateful dead oh got you got you and he was he showed us pictures of him really he's like yeah man man He's really cool He's kind of like you guys Just looking for someone to talk to Just looking for a pal And I was like oh wow This guy was so fucked up Walking with like a limp And he was like

I can't even I don't even know how to describe it I've never seen someone that drunk If you're friends with someone famous And you bring it up It's kind of weird I don't think he brought to describe it I've never seen someone that drunk If you're friends with someone famous And you bring it up It's kind of a weirdo I don't think he brought it up I think he was like

Oh my buddy Bob Weir And then my friend Well that's bringing it up Yeah but like not like Oh my buddy Bob Weir from Grateful Dead And then my friend was like Wait Bob Weir? And he was like

Yeah man Bob Weir He definitely just sits at the pool all day And fucking shows people his pictures with Bob Weir. He was filthy at pool. I bet. He was so drunk. And every time he would go, he'd go, I'm going to put $1,000 on this one.

On just that individual shot, he'd be trying to bet people $1,000 that he'd get it in. Damn. No one would bet with him. Yeah, I bet. Because he was a fucking god on the sticks. He's like a drunken master type of thing, too, where you have the fucking sloppy-ass style, and then you're super sharp with it. Oh, yeah. When you were playing, did you go up to the ball first and line up the fucking six ball and then switch it over?

No, no, no. What was your strategy? Just hop in and shoot. Griffin and Rip it? Yeah. You probably suck. No, I'm filthy. No fucking way. Oh, I'm filthy. Filthy. I'm filthy. You and Rippet? Yeah. You probably suck. No, I'm filthy. No fucking way.

Oh, I'm filthy. Filthy. I'm filthy. You're not fucking filthy. Yeah. You're nothing like fucking Memphis' basketball squad. Is that who we got? Oh, no, no.

We got Davidson. Well, what were you saying about Memphis, though? It seemed like you fucking liked what you saw from them this year. I have no idea. I didn't even know Memphis had a basketball team. Four and one against the top 25 this year. Pretty fucking good. Oh, they're unstoppable this season.

Memphis is fucking sick, dude. Ever since Penny came in and fucking turned that program around, you got to think the boosters are fucking really dumping some money into the program. I think Memphis is sneaky dangerous. Dude. And it's true because like eight nine seed no one's gonna see them beating the one seed oh hell no but they fuck they might that's what makes them sneaky i pick all the upsets really yeah how many how many uh brackets have you made one really i

got like a generator and i've made like seven thousand this year yeah just for this year what is it a generator like a machine i like i like coded a whole like program where it just makes me like every single possible bro you can't write fucking code and i said i like sent it all in so millions of permutations yeah no i know i'm it's like constantly working like right now it's probably up to 7 000 though i didn't finish it until this morning are you uh like kind of are you slanting your data to favor the better teams a little bit? Every possible match. So we could have an 8 seed against a 16 seed in the final,

and it wouldn't be out of the ordinary? No, that will happen on my bracket at some point. Holy fuck. And I also coded it. You were coding a lot. Yeah. So like depending on what like website you use like ESPN or something like that, there's like a limited amount of brackets you can do. Yeah.

So it's constantly creating new accounts. Oh. Yeah. But it's like the ticket resale market. Yes. Did you watch 60 Minutes last night? I did. Did you really?

Yeah. I watched it while I was coding. So did I. Yeah. I was writing a different code though did. Did you really? Yeah. I watched it while I was coding. So did I. I was writing a different code though. What were you writing? I'm writing this code that... What language are you fucking with? Just DOS. It's old. Okay.

Not like C plus. No. But me and Trey are working on this code that... Fuck is Trey? What? He's my coding partner. Trey are working on this code that fuck is Trey he's my coding partner Trey patented Python cubed I didn't know you needed a partner oh I know Trey didn't know we were talking inside the office

oh he's my coding partner my coding is completely outside of Barstool oh really so you're doing other work on the company time this is just like free time whenever i have a minute nothing's free time it's a 24 7 job brother figure that shit out ask e she'll tell you right now it's 24 7 that is true but my code is uh or our code me and trey is uh it automatically makes social clips out of videos so it's like uh social clips out of videos.

So it's like... Shit. So like it formats for like Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter, anything, and puts it in like, you know, 1980 by 1250. I don't want to bore you, but... It doesn't sound nearly as interesting as mine. Oh, really?

It seems way more functional. It sounds way more interesting and functional than yours. It's taken about 30 hours. Let's see who's laughing when I'm going to be a billionaire. It's taken about 30 hours to make. You make a billion dollars if you get the bracket right. You make one million before taxes.

No, I think it's a billion. One million. No one's ever gotten it, have they? No. No. It's impossible. It's a billion. You get a million if you just win the competition.

I'm making it. If you get the perfect bracket. Actually, they did used to have a competition that you would get. get someone get a billion i think i think they still do is it buffett does he run that i think it might have been buffett yeah buffett's ass is doing that i think it buffett's old ass where did he get a billy from being the best investor of all time yeah it must be people just study what he does i wonder how he got so fucking good at investing. He must be boring as fuck. Probably insider trading.

But he never bought a nice-ass mansion. Doesn't he just live in a regular-ass house? No, I doubt it. I'm pretty sure he does, my friend. He probably lives in a regular-ass house with a sex dungeon below it that goes down two miles below his house. Dude, when I was in...

Yeah, I wanted to touch on this. West Palm Beach. Yeah. And I am positive that I was in the throes of a sex trafficking ring. Dude, I looked it up when you were going to the bathroom.

They destroyed Epstein's house. I wasn't at Epstein's house. Yeah. It's like how when like one dictator gets killed in a country and a million other like coups pop up. Yeah. So who's running shit now? It's like the dudes are like identical to Epstein.

It's like these fucking fresh faced, persuasive, overconfident, white haired, like young looking dudes that are just fucking running around rampant. And not only are they like getting the of-age girls, they're on the underage girls too. Oh, yeah. They're fucking trafficking. They're moving them in and out of the hotels. And that's just the fucking start of it too. Do you call the police or anything or do you just let it slide?

I'm still investigating. Bro, they got to send us back out there. Finish things off. They need to get us down there. But it is like this place that I was staying at. I do think that there was legitimately some sex trafficking going on. There probably was. That's a light hunch that I have.

The thing that I'm positive of. Air them out, bro. If I knew their names, I would. It's by look, though. By look, by dress. The way that they were talking to the other fucking wealthy, well-to-do people. They knew everybody in town. They're always, bro, I'm in the fucking eye of the storm right now.

Well, you know now you're a part of it. If they took the pictures, because we were trying to get to the bottom of it. I'm seeing a picture of you on the news in a couple weeks. Like schmoozing with them. Yeah. Because I was trying to get close to them. Why were you trying to get close to them? Because I wanted to blow it open.

Oh, I see. Gonzo. Yes, I'm going Gonzo. Yeah. I'm trying to get close to them because i wanted to blow it open oh i see gonzo yes i'm going gonzo yeah i'm trying to get to the bottom of something right now this shit is happening rampant rampantly but there's also at lower levels just like hordes of like 80 plus year old men picking up european prostitutes and they're just fucking posted up at the bar like i watched it happen live not even going to a massage parlor just fucking posted up at the bar like i watched it happen live not even going to a massage parlor they're posted up at the bars the most clear whore looking women such obvious whores and i don't say that disparagingly they're women of the night the oldest profession fucking working girls roxanne the red light all of that but they're obvious whores and these guys

fucking with a fucking fat ass line of fake teeth and a fucking raccoon of fucking fake hair on their head. Just fucking going up to these women fucking shuffling up. Are they all short, the men? Yes. And the girls are like seven feet tall? Yeah, short as hell. And the bitches have big faces. Big faces like the new money.

They have fucking tall, long ass fucking faces. And like, fakely orangely tan like their hair's done up but like it's a little bit messed up as if they had just been like fucked in a hotel room like six minutes beforehand which is surely what happened i feel like a lot of those guys don't even like get the get hookers just for fucking them i think they just get them to bring them around but no, these women were at the bar working and guys would come up to them at the bar and like try and pick them up.

Yeah. And this is like a very nice bar. And these women are just obviously like expensive hookers. And like the guy with the- Escorts, excuse me. And the guy with like the fucking teeth, he has like his like super shy best friend who never sprung for like the toupee.

So he actually looks like just old as fuck. and he was just like trying to get past me to talk to these hookers he was just like excuse me i just wanted to go with them it was just so that's so weird and then i saw the fucking the the ringleader with the perfect teeth walking out with both the hookers he left his buddy behind yeah he like just took he was just like walking back up to his room, like five minutes later with these hookers, just purely transactional. And it was going on everywhere around the bar. Like there's all these old men, clearly old money,

all these young women just clearly do not care how wrinkly the penis that's going inside their body is. This shit was fucking fold, folded penises. Just folded. I just had never seen it so out in the open, just sex for sale. That's crazy.

You were in West Palm? Yeah, and I think that rich people just like, I don't know, I think that rich people just get so powerful and they just like, everything's for sale. Just like everything in the world is for sale, including that, including like these high end hookers, including the fucking like young people that they're doubt, doubtlessly sex

trafficking. Like people are just, they're just confident. Rich ass people. It's all sex down there. It's crazy. And they just had like the, the women, the old rich women just walk around with like a fucking look on their face. Like they just smelled shit at all times.

Like they just smell like the poor around them. Was everyone there staying in the hotel or was the bar attached to the hotel? Bar is attached to the hotel. And I think you can come if you're, but it was just like so clearly a fucking magnet for really rich people. Yeah. There was no poor shit going around. No. We were the poorest people and poorest looking people.

And like the only other poor looking dude was a guy in a fucking Adidas tracksuit who was obviously a Russian oligarch. Fucking super yacht sitting outside. Fucking doped up girls who are 17 years old. Fucking getting them hooked on heroin in the bowels of his yacht fucking selling them like it was taken damn it was fucking it dude just seeing a little bit of wealth is just it is intoxicating yeah yeah i mean dude the same thing in telluride it's like a little bit of wealth oh it's just like a lot of wealth yeah we so like the to get to um to get to the town

if you don't have a car which we didn't you have to take a gondola and it's like a 15 minute gondola I like a gondola yeah it was nice but we were on one of the gondolas

and it was these two dudes and they were just like the richest like snobbiest dudes ever every time like the gondola you know how like on a trailer if there's like that one there'll be like the pole

and like the things the wheels on the top and it'll be like a little bumpy over that every single time we would go over at the dude but like look to his friend he'd be like jesus steven my word steven jesus and it would literally it's like you go over that like every like 30 seconds and every single time you go jesus ste Stephen. Was Stephen responsible for it? No. Stephen was awesome.

This guy was an asshole. And he's got like he's got like heated gloves on. Like there's batteries in the gloves. Those gloves are heated. I love seeing people like young people who are old money who have never experienced anything except for fucking wealth. Yeah. Just like the way that they like walk around and like the clothes that they wear. Yeah.

These guys were big time snobs and uh yeah and like when we got off he was like really rough gondola it was like dude it was could not have been more smooth someone should look into that yeah someone should get to the bottom of this and tell me this is not what you're paying for it is funny because people at that level just like – being super rich doesn't like absolve you from having problems in the world, but you just wind up complaining about way more trivial things. Yeah. Like I was sitting next to old-ass rich dudes at like a different bar at the same hotel or whatever, and the guy was just like, yeah, the swordfish was a little bit overcooked. Yeah, yeah. You might want to tell the kitchen, though.

Yeah. Let the kitchen know. That's exactly the kind of people that were at Telluride. Like the kitchen is going to fucking hate you. There's no way for you to be like, yeah, I'm being cool about this. Just let the kitchen know that you like you said it four times. So you made sure that they have to know. So someone has to go back and be like, hey, guys, like they're bitching that you didn't do it.

Yeah. The people in the kitchen are definitely like fuck those fucking people it was perfectly cooked like i used to yeah i used to work at a i used to be a bus boy at a restaurant at my hometown and it was like a nice restaurant and uh i always would have people like that who'd always send shit back and you could never underestimate i'm like what am i supposed and i have to go tell the chef who has no idea who I am. Right. And they said they didn't like the Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts were a little crispy for them. And like, I can't de-crisp the sprouts. We're going to have to fire some new sprouts for you. Yeah.

It's people in restaurants mercilessly and endlessly talk shit on the customers. Oh, yeah. because the customers are always assholes always assholes and like no matter what no matter how nice they like present to you they're going in the back being like fucking table sixes fucking bitches yeah like we were uh pieces of shit yeah when we were at the restaurant that my buddy works at it's a super nice restaurant and um and like he obviously he works there so he knows like all the staff and everything and we were like stacking up our plates when we were finished for like with one of our with one of our courses and uh one of the gifties from the kitchen and he like

the waitress came over and he was like is this actually like do you guys like when people do this and she was like no not at all stack the plates yeah because like it just makes because like people always stack them like awkwardly like not how they would stack it like with like knives in between like plates and shit. Yeah. So it's like they just like prefer to stack it themselves so that like it's actually balanced out. And people think that they're being heroes or some shit. I mean I'll take some off the tip.

I'm not sure it's different if you're at like an IHOP where they just bring over a bucket and just throw all the plates in it. Yeah. They just smash them when they're fucking done with them. But this was no IHOP. Oh no? No, no, no. I feel like early on in my life maybe it was my perception, but I was

like, I used to think that IHOP was like pretty nice, pretty okay. Yeah, I think IHOP's not bad. But now I feel like every IHOP I go to, it's like just ratchet as fuck. Like it's just like fucking rowdy and like fucking like almost like on waffle house type vibes like waffle house vibes i don't like waffle house yeah i don't think i do either

and the food there like i don't know what i don't know what like the whole hype is with waffle house because it's cheap and i don't think the end is always open and i guess they're like ubiquitous in the south but i don't know any like there's not a good item on the menu no i went to waffle house in florida last year and i remember being like why the hell did we go here like the pancakes are like as thin as a napkin yeah i mean it's not bad it's just not like i'd rather go to an ihop than a waffle house i agree and i think if you're if you have literally no other options or like if you haven't been in the south in a while yeah and you're like oh oh, I want to get something that feels almost like Wawa though. It's like, all right.

It's not like actually really good, but it's more of like a touchstone of where you're at. But I think it's just a touchstone of where you're at. It's like, oh, this is where like I'm in an area where there's Wawa. So I'm in like the Philadelphia, New Jersey area. Dude, I was in Jersey and they had Wawa and like the kids just like hang out there I used to do that

in high school there's like we've talked about this before I think there's like just thousands of kids outside of the Wawa that's like their spot it's a good ass hangout spot

yeah it's the only place you could loiter we would go I'd just go fucking turn on the car idle figure out whose house we're going to

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Left, right? It could be any fucking direction. Left, right? Up, down? Dude, I have to fly to San Diego right after this. Yeah, what are you getting into this week? This is so fucked. Yeah, and you just got back from Florida today. I've spent, over like the last two weeks,

I've spent 10 of the 14 days in different hotel rooms like a damn near different hotel room every fucking night you came straight here from the airport I came right here from the airport I didn't even pack a bag for San Diego I just have to use my Florida bag well fucking stinky yeah it's gonna be that sucks stinky that sucks man

it's hard to hear that so when are you gonna be back Thursday um they're trying to find I have uh I have to go fly me I have to go to bro I have to go to Philly take hold of your life

I have to go to Philly on fucking Thursday and they're trying to fly me on a red eye that gets back into New York on fucking Thursday morning and I have

to be in Philly like midday on Thursday these people are fucking the bane of my existence dude have you tried just like taking a

week in Telluride I should. Bro, first of all, I don't- Could I hang with your boy? I very rarely miss work. You think your dogs would get me drunk?

Hell no. They would not fuck with you out there? Yeah, right. I'd buy them a round. No, they would actually love you. Actually, you've already met Matt. Really?

Yeah. He thinks you're the goat. Tell me more. He thinks you're goated. For real? Yeah. Bo said he wants to meet you too. Really?

Yeah. I've been saying the same thing about Bo. I know you have. I've been singing Bo's praises. Yeah, you have. And Matt's. I don't want to disrespect Matt. We'll set it up.

Bo's more mysterious. Dude, should I fly him out for your birthday? No. They probably wouldn't even want to do that. They wouldn't want to spend their birthday with their boy? No. It's a damn shame. They wouldn't want to celebrate? I mean, were you guys treating it like your 21st out there?

Not even a little bit. Really? I was getting denied from places. Dude, actually, I wasn't getting denied. I got denied at one place, and it was so embarrassing, and my face was like neon red, and I was just sweating buckets out of my armpits. And that's probably why you didn't get in. We were at a brewery.

We were, it was, we just finished skiing. This was in Telluride and there was like a half food, half brewery. Ordered my food, went over to the brewery to get a beer. She's like, perfect. Can I see your ID? And I gave it to her. Keeping my, my ID. The Fugazi one?

My ID is a Fugazi and it's also not my face. And she's like, all right, looks not my face and she's like all right looks good and then she's like wait is this you and i was like uh yeah and she was like it doesn't look like you and i was like well it is don't be a hero lady yeah just give me the fucking beer and then she was like hmm and she's like what's. And then she was like, what's your address? And I was like, I have no fucking idea. Damn. And then she was like, I think I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Did you keep it?

No, I got it back. And I was like, all right, can I have it back, please? And I had to ask like 10 times. And then I was also like, I also ordered food. And she was like, okay, eat your burger and then go. What did your boys do? Win-win. My buddy is 21, so he had a beer.

Why didn't he buy you a beer? Because they would have asked for my ID either way. He couldn't just go up and buy two beers at the counter or something like that? That's what we did at the next place. Yeah, that's smart. How was the burger? Fucking amazing. Medium rare?

You know. Bloody. You know me. I know you like it fucking bloody. You know I like it gross. Just falling apart. You know I like it gross. Just falling apart. You know I like my burger slutty. Like those big-faced hookers at the bar.

Oh, yeah. But there's just, I think slutty is a relative term. Please. Of course. People can be slutty these days. Oh, yeah. I'm not slut-shaming. No.

I didn't come out here to slut-shame. That's not the type of time I'm on lifestyle what are you about to do all week slut it up around town um you should get back in the fuck on stage bro just grind i guess you want a premise no how about uh like a fucking uh a fucking a lion that was uh born in africa but it comes to the united states and it has like an african accent and it like talks about the differences in in like culture yeah that sounds like that would be a heater yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying bro all right well we got to do the yak like actually wait but what about that sweet ass fucking premise oh yeah no that's that's good all right guys uh, if you're listening.

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