Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #50 - Stateside (ft. the Mikes)

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #50 - Stateside (ft. the Mikes) -- Sas & Rone are live from Philly with a few of the many Mikes -- Full episodes also available on Apple/Spotify/etc.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

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Episode 50 Wow, what a milestone Yeah Who would have thought? What is up, everybody? Welcome to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast We're in Philly We're in Philly We We're in Philly.

We're in this bitch. Camera's down. No cameras in the audience. Delete that. Make him delete that. Make sure he fucking deletes that. We're out in Philly. Why don't you tell them what we're doing out here, Sass? Doing a little Neighborhood Eats. Yes, sir. Sass' new big series, Neighborhood Eats.

Season 2. I guess I won't say what we're eating. Might as well. But it's good. Let's just say it fucking tastes good. Tastes great. There's only a couple options of what you could have in Philly. There's only a couple delicacies.

We already did the cheesesteak. You could do a Scrapple. You could do a Hoagie. You could do a Zepp. You could do a Porrel Roll. You could do a Zep. You could do a... You could do a tomato pie. You could do a fucking arctic splash.

Yeah, well, we're... Okay. Should I say what we're doing? Yeah, tomato pie. It's good. I like it. Big fan. We'll catch the rest of that in the video. Should we hop right into Philly Rocky? You want to talk about Philly Rock or the plane crashes first?

Oh, we can do the plane crashes first. I feel like that'll kind of get that off your chest. And then we can lighten it up with the Philly Rock. Because I feel like you just want to talk plane crashes. It's your fetish, and I feel like it would kind of unburden you. I feel like that's in the forefront of your mind, and you can kind of get that out on the table. And then we can really talk. Then we can really open it up yeah i mean there's not really much to say a plane crash a big plane crash happened in china um boeing 737 and uh

but no the only thing that i wanted to say about is that it's like a bunch of people that saw the downfall on netflix which is what i talked about last time and now they all think that they like know everything about planes and they're like oh boeing's at it again but it's like in reality that was about a completely different plane wait so you're tired of the people that just like started reading about planes on the internet and now act like they know everything about planes no but it's not even that it's more they just see oh boeing plane crash and they instantly are like lightning strikes again and like it but like they don't even actually read the article like it wasn't the plane that was that the downfall was about was the boeing 737 max and this is the 737 800 i think and um completely different plane it's like the most popular

passenger plane super popular plane Everybody loves that plane. I probably flew, I think I flew a 737 last week. On a flight simulator or you were on it? I was on that. Oh gosh. Like it's like one of the most common passenger planes in the world. Um,

so yeah. So if you're like acting like, you know, a fucking bunch about planes, maybe check your privilege a little bit. Maybe realize that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Okay. This is a real plane guy guy he would have been a pilot it's just weird seeing all these people on twitter like be careful you're starting to fight with

a future pilot okay it's just weird seeing all these people saying like like like saying shit when they're just completely blatantly wrong yeah and. And honestly, like, if you watch the video of the plane crashing, obviously no one knows what happened yet, and more will come out. But let's speculate. Let's speculate. More will come out in the future, but it seems like it was intentionally crashed. Hmm. Terrorist? No, probably a pilot killed himself. That's hilarious.

Yeah, I mean, not really. But the plane was crashing at, at like a vertical nosedive, which is nearly impossible to happen unless like the wings snapped off the plane at 30,000 feet, which is also almost impossible to happen. Well, Owen was saying that it actually wasn't that, that it was a manufacturing error by Boeing. Owen said that a several times. But even if it was a manufacturing error, like the planes that crashed in the downfall, like the 737 Maxes, those didn't fall even close. This is a 737.

It's a 737. Mike just said it. It's not an 800 like you're saying, dude. He said it was an 800. It's a 737-800. Not a 737 Max, bro. See, this is what I'm talking about with the guys who don't know shit about planes. Acting like they're fucking Boeing experts.

Yeah. It's just that. But basically, the plane crashed fully vertical, which is almost impossible. What I was saying before was that the planes that crashed before the 737 MAXs that crashed because of the MCAS system, they were at a pattern where it was like they would go down a little bit, then straight, then down. Like, no planes just go. Like, you could lose all engine power, and you'd still have more of a slanted crash. Or you could even land with no engines.

But it's never going to go just nosedive down unless it's a person pushing the plane nosedive down. Unless, I mean, there also is a possibility that something did happen. Something crazy happened. The supernatural. Have you considered the supernatural? That's possible. Or like a wormhole

or something like that. Yeah. Or a terroristic or some kind of jumbling of the, well, if it was terroristic and then it would have been,

it would have been intentional. But maybe no one's claimed it. Maybe it's time someone claims it. Yeah, it's possible. I mean, the black,

they'll find the black box and then people will know what happened. But what is so, so what's our, our overall stance on this situation with this plane crash? claims it. Yeah, it's possible. They'll find the black box and then people will know what happened. What's our overall stance on this situation with this plane crash? As a podcast, as a show. The overall stance is that it wasn't the 737 MAX and that everyone's like,

oh, I'm never trusting. I saw someone was like, 737s need to be grounded right now. It's like there's probably 10,000 737s flying actively right now. I didn't realize that they are the most popular plane. They're the most popular plane. There's 20,000 flights in the air at all times.

Yeah. It's not like the 7... I don't know. They just sound stupid. And people are like, oh, man, the MCAS system. But it's like that's not even on the 737. Are you a stockholder? Say it into the mic.

Say it into the mic, Mike. Seth, are you a Boeing stockholder? No, I'm not. It makes it sound like he's really sticking up for Boeing. For what reason? I'm not sticking up for Boeing. I'm just saying they're spewing. They're just wrong.

Who is? People on Twitter. People who hate Boeing. No. What Boeing did with the 737 max was terrible but like but like we're trying to like this is like these could not be more different situations you sound like a hypocrite right now no i don't you're talking shit on these people and then you're doing the exact same thing i'm not i'm saying that they're like what if it comes out that boeing was involved with this

they are involved with it. It's their plane. I've raised my case. But no, I'm just saying that those two things are completely different stories, and they're in no way connected. It's a completely different plane. Dude, I never saw this plane arc coming from you. I never saw you caring about planes. I don't. Or putting on the cape for fucking Boeing. It's just weird when you know something, and then you see all these people that don't know

something and they're it's like it's the vast majority everyone is like that's how i feel when people call barstool misogynist bro i'm like you don't fucking know yeah it's like that but like not really because some people at barstool are misogynistic or stop outing yourself bro list them list their names it's only like 50 percent of them um but we can get that 50 of the girls and all the guys that's all it is we don't have to talk about planes anymore we can go i like talking about planes i like hearing you talk about what you're passionate about i'd rather move on to because you're getting because you're actually getting mad about it i'd rather move on to this guy. What's his name? Philly Rocky. Talk into the microphone. We'll basically call him Philly Rocky.

So we're trying to get Philly Rocky. Talk right into that microphone. Right here? Yeah, that's good. Check, check. We need guests for this video. We're trying to stock out this video with as many guests as possible. Like people that are in Philly.

And the wackier, the better. Philly people. Real Philly people. in Philly. And the wackier, the better. Philly people. Real Philly people. We want guys like fucking Mayor Nutter and fucking Jesus. John Street, Ed Rendell,

Sly Stallone. And if you can't get Sly Stallone, sometimes... Yeah, your best option is to get an impersonator. Don't say his at either. I don't want to like... Yeah, I agree. But he's basically Philly Rocky. He's giving us the runaround he gives rocky tours throughout the city of philadelphia but he also is an impersonator

he doesn't just do tours it's like the equivalent of kind of add some screenshots so you can kind of see what we're looking at yeah oh and just not oh just add pictures of sylvester saloon just mess his sasquatch you know yeah i would do that as well but basically this guy buys some merch running a very hard bargain all we want from him is one line we want him to say welcome to philadelphia and we're like get a tomato pie yeah just yeah something goofy and he just won't fucking do it and this guy's adamant that he cannot squeeze us in. We're like, we'll come to you. He's like, I can't do it.

Can we play some of the video? Yeah. We've been going back and forth. We've been DMing with him. Why don't you read the conversation? Yeah, read the conversation. The whole thing? Yeah.

You can skim it. All right, so we're filming a video in Philly tomorrow and Tuesday. We'd love to have you as a guest. He said, would love that. Unfortunately, I'm working my tours. My loss. All the best. Keep punching with a punching emoji. We didn't know what it meant until

he said, keep fist. We didn't know what it meant. We hit him back with, every champion was once a contender who refused to give up. And I'm not giving up until we squeeze you into this video. A Rocky quote. We gave a Rocky quote to Rocky to try to get him on our side a little bit.

Just a little Rocky quote. And I say, can I give you a call for more clear communication? He says, I doubt it, my friend. I doubt you can call me. I doubt you'd be capable to press with your fingers the buttons it would take to call me. I stay very busy. My time is committed 14 hours a day.

Dan, home to my wife. I seriously wish you the best, but I'm not interested. Keep punching emoji. I said, okay, how do I book a tour? He said, Lincoln Bio. We book about five months in advance. I've never heard of the Rocky Tours, and they're the most in-demand tour in all of Philadelphia. A guy dresses up as Rocky and is booked out until the fall,

through the summer. Also, we're like 100 yards away from him. Correct. That's the biggest thing. So that's the next message. I basically said, look, we're trying a bunch of tomato spots in Philadelphia, South Philly. We'll just kind of pop on, you know, grab you for five minutes.

He sends me a voice note. This is what it was. Play it into the mic. I got to tell you, that's a really generous offer. It's very nice. And I'm very touched that you're thinking about me. But, you know, the thing is, I got more tours than I can handle right now. I get about 150 requests a month.

And I can only do about 42 hours a month. So thank you very much, my friend. Like I said, I wish you guys all the best of luck. You know, pizza's a funny thing. One person thinks it's good, another thinks it's crap. I mean, I've

tried some places, people told me they were fantastic, and it was like, you know, hot garbage or something. So I just keep up through all that and keep punching my friend. And keep punching my friend. Pizza's a funny thing. Pizza's a funny thing. It's hilarious that he was even like, I really appreciate the offer. Like, we didn't even make him an offer, really.

It was just like, can you come and do this? It's not like we offered him, like, money or said that we're going to give him anything, any type of publicity. He sounds like Rocky, too. He does sound like Rocky. Sounds exactly like Rocky. And he kind of looks like him, too.

He looks a little bit like him, but he sounds a lot more like him. He looks like Frank Caliendo trying to hit on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a fedora and, like, a Rocky t-shirt. We hit him back. back we say what if we just latch on to one of your tours he says sorry guy tours are private lots of rocky wannabes at the rocky statue check it out check it out with an exclamation point basically telling us to go

fuck ourselves like hey hey why don't you go try and go down to canal street if you want a fucking nice bag or something like that there's a bunch of fakes down there is basically what he's saying we said we don't want to want to be and he's not he's not a fake he's not he is rocky now he's inherited that character he's our rocky so he sent a minute long voice i know but in between this i messaged him 40 minutes ago and i said or he saw it 40 minutes you know i, cause I thought maybe we went from a different approach. I said, Hey, only in Philly for a few days,

any chance you have tour availability for tomorrow. And he saw it 41 minutes ago. So he must've made the connection that we were together somehow. So I sent him a sad face and I said, if we were able to pay and he sent me this, we haven't opened it yet. This is live. One minute, one minute long voice note. we haven't opened it yet. This is live. One minute.

One minute long voice note. What do we think it's going to be? I don't do a lot of advertising to put myself out there. I don't really need to do all that stuff. You know what I mean? Business just finds me. I was not really about that. Like I said, I give my word to my clients

and my tours. I'm doing my thing. I mean, I wouldn't take no money from you anyway. You know what I'm saying? I mean, come on, right? I wish you all the best of luck. It's not really my bag of tricks.

I kind of do my rocky tours and I kind of keep that low profile. And I stay nice and busy, nice and quiet, don't bother nobody. And that's it. Like I keep saying, yo, good luck. He beats you in the world. Philly's got a whole lot of it. Oh, no, keep swinging. No, keep swinging no keep punching

keep punching well I think that this guy must be he's trying to keep a low profile on purpose that makes me think that this guy's got some skeletons

or that or like he's flown too close to the sun before like he's maybe been on Sylvester Stallone's radar and Stallone was probably like no more fucking

Rocky tours in my town. Don't trade on my fucking good name. Yeah, that was weird. That one was a lot. Stay tuned. We're going to get him. Yeah, message him back right now. We have to get him.

Yeah, reply now. See if we can get a live one during the show. But the fact that he's saying 150 requests a month and he doesn't advertise and they have 40 tours. So maybe there's 20 working days. I mean, he doesn't keep a low profile, though, because he has over 10,000 followers on Instagram. If there's 20 working days a month, like 20 out of every day.

You think on the weekends, too? Yeah, 100%. So why only 40? He couldn't even do two a day? He couldn't do two Rocky tours a day? I have no idea. It's very odd. And it...

I mean, if he's only doing 40 tours, it means that he's turning down over 50% of the tours. Tell him to kick rocks? Over two-thirds of the tours. 150 and he's doing 40 of them? Yeah, yeah. Damn. That's crazy.

He doesn't even fucking meet on the boat, but it's not about the money for him, you know? I mean, he totally... So he didn't even... I thought he was gonna say something i thought he's gonna be like angry in that one but he even said what to say in the mic in the mic to say a sentence that's like what are you gonna pay me literally 10 it's nothing i could do it in two seconds it just didn't answer my message he also kind of uh he like lost his way in the middle of that sense he's like it's not my bag of uh my bag of tricks and he powered down for a second it's not my bag of it's not my bag of tricks saying lines what am i an actor i want to see him get really angry and then angry and just totally

lose the whole Rocky thing. He doesn't even think he's Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky. He thinks he's Rocky. He genuinely thinks he's Rocky. He's like, what am I going to say lines? I got this fight coming up against Apollo Creed. My wife's expecting a cake.

My guy Adrian, he's up there in age. I got to beat the meat. Do you think he goes home to his wife and he's still talking and he's still Rocky? He definitely is. Do you think it turns off when he gets home when she says, no, Rocky at home? Looking at this guy, definitely can't turn it off. He can't turn it off. He definitely drinks egg yolks even though they make him sick.

Oh, yeah. He's drinking eight egg yolks at a time. He goes home and he puts his fedora on the... Just running through the streets. Oh, you'll never believe the kind of day that I had. I also like to think of it like some Ben Mint shit that maybe he really is as in demand as he says. Like a big fish story where the legend is actually as big as he's saying. He just cannot

handle the business and everybody who gets the tour loves it. They're obsessed with his super detailed ride. He takes pictures with him and they're all smiling. He's in the tour. Stallone comments on all his stuff. No way. Frank or Sly? Sly. Sly Stallone does?

No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Drop his hat and say his hat then, Sly. Say his hat. He's got Stallone on his side. We're not trying to blow up. Stallone does not. Yes, he does. You're looking at it right now.

Sly. Stallone. Miami. My second home. He's posting pictures just of rocky a shot from the rare deleted dipper scene you guys know the story on this one oh so he's a super fan of rocky i guess you have to be do you think that he just looked like him and people were kept on being like hey like you could be Rocky. And he's like, you know what? Maybe I will. Or do you think that he transformed into being Rocky? Like, you think that he

was like blonde hair, blue eyed, like Swedish dude who's like, Varte, I hope to be Rocky. I don't know, dude. This is so strange. I mean, he does look a lot like Sylvester Stallone. I know. It's crazy. And he's always sitting at an Italian restaurant with like a checkered red fucking tablecloth.

Like he lives a Rocky life. He's got to be in South Philly. He's Stallone if Rocky never made it. Yeah, honestly. Stallone has a comment on this one. It says, very, very good. He's doing an impersonation of Rocky. You know, it's very, very good.

You know, Stallone used to be in softcore porno before he did Rocky. He was in a softcore porno called The Italian Stallion. Yeah, I did know that, actually. Yeah, that would normally be something that you would think I was lying to you about. No, he wasn't, dude. Shut the fuck up. But since I gave up lying a long time ago, bro. They said he he on the day

that Ukraine invaded Russia, he just posted a picture and said, the only man that can stop Russia. And it was Rocky. It was Rocky in the American flag shorts. The one that put the Ukrainian flag on his face. Probably. You know, I thought that that was a little bit. It's a shame what's happening in

Ukraine. Take this up there. Just go our solidarity. There's only one what's happening in Ukraine. Take this up there. Just show our solidarity. There's only one man who can stop this. This is nonsense. Just him running next to a fucking boat. Just sprinting by a boat. I've always wondered like in people that are like impersonators. Because there's so many people on TikTok who are just like famous for looking like someone.

And I've always wondered like what comes with that. Like do they make money? Is that like a career? like famous for looking like someone and i've always wondered like what what what comes with that like do they make money it's like a career it's just looking like someone have you seen the drake guy who goes around the club and like he'll sing to the girls and he has a heart yeah i love that do you think it is he apparently he just has a normal ass job and then he just goes and does that at night he makes like 10k a night oh he makes money doing that pay him to go no way way. Yeah. I thought that he was just out trying to like make girls fall in love with like the Drake experience. No, apparently he's just like a normal ass dude

who happens to look like Drake and he just like embraced it. And then there's the Ed Sheeran guy. I haven't seen the Ed Sheeran guy. On TikTok, you never saw him? No, I've seen the only ones that I ever saw on TikTok where like there was a whole group of people

that all looked like Marvel characters. But they like dressed up like them. Yeah. And they just do like cosplay stuff. But they all had like 10 million followers. That's fucking crazy. Just for looking like someone. I think, or it's got to be Top 5 Gary Vee guys.

They filmed like a whole Outer Banks cast of lookalikes on TikTok. Yeah, it's so weird. That's so weird. There are only like fucking 15 faces though. The microphone situation over there is outrageous. They both have mics. Mike is just refusing to hold the microphone. He's just resting it on his tongue.

He's resting it on his tongue. You don't even have to hold the microphone. He's just resting it on his stomach. You don't even have to hold yours. Like somebody eating like cheez-its off their stomach while they watch TV. How's that? Harry, keep punching. Keep punching. Should I send him an audio message?

As Rocky? Hey! I just told him that we need him, so hopefully... Hey, Sly. What's Rocky's son's name? I just told him that we need him, so hopefully... Hey, Sly. The staff's here. What's Rocky's son's name? Donatello. What is his name?

Donatello. Is it? Yes. Donatello is... I'm going to tell you something you already know. Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Why did you... No one's going to... I know. I just fucked mine upbows can you do drago yeah can you do drago can you be the russian i don't know no i don't think so i'm really bad at impersonations i tried to do i've been trying to work on i think thursday when we didn't have the yak i was trying to work on my uh my trump impersonation for like 45 minutes

straight i was watching videos of trump talking and then trying to mimic it and i just couldn't i just couldn't go no i'm never gonna do it i think i think you are it's more i think you are gonna do it i'm not i'm pretty sure you're gonna do it yeah pretty fucking positive i think some people just have it i actually to be honest i tried to learn obama too because i thought that would be way funnier if i could just just do, like, a spot on Obama. And what, did you just run out of blackface? No, I just, like, clicked. I couldn't even come remotely close.

Like, at least Trump, it's like, everyone kind of has it. Just some people have it. I think whoever's the president, everybody kind of has that at the time. I think when George Bush was the president, everybody could do, like, a little bit of George Bush. Obama, though. I mean, come on. I can't do Obama. Why? You think it's fucked up?

Dude, how about that picture of Malia's credit card that's going around? Oh, I haven't seen that. Yes, you have. No, I haven't seen that. It's on Twitter now. I'm not on the same side of Twitter as you, bro. It's viral. Not on my side.

Alright, well, it's fucking her car. And you have seen it. Someone got it sent to us. You're on the plain old Twitter. We don't really fuck with that stuff. Cocaine or the Obamas? Both. Oh, fuck. I did see it. You know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. It's a credit card with cocaine.

Didn't fucking Gruen post it? He sent you one. Or did he post it on his story? Yeah. That was hilarious, though. It's just it? Oh, I didn't know. Oh, you made that up. That was hilarious, though. It's just her credit card with just Coke on it. Yeah. Did you see it, Mike?

No, I didn't. What do you think actually happened with that? Talking to the fucking microphone. That's from, like, years ago. Because that was sent to, like, my high school group chat. Oh, was it? It's probably fake. It's probably Photoshopped.

No, I think she was just, like, you know, she went to college and did Coke. Or she lost her card and like or gave it to someone else that would be sick and i would do coke if that was enough if it was like yo we got melodious credit card line it up i thought if you found your card you would just start doing coke yeah i had to baron trump's fucking uh pre-driver's license. That would be so fun. His vertical driver's license. Yeah. Off his permit. Yeah. Yeah, but we were snorting copious amounts of coke

off of Barron Trump's permit. We rolled up his fucking pink slip for his fucking secret service car. That would be awesome. Yeah, it would be. Fuck, dude. We got to get back into coke, bro. Oh, wait.

We are about to do an ad deal. An ad deal? You know what else reminds me of coke all birds ideally these reeds create oh fuck it's all right bro keep you got it you got it no i don't think i was supposed to say that part no it's okay keep saying it ideally these reeds create excitement around the product and tap into listeners' love of enjoying nature no matter what the weather. All right, cool. So, personally, I love Allbirds. Why the fuck would they put something on the fucking thing that I'm not supposed to read? Bro, if you read the titles, you would know this.

What is this, your first read? This is episode 40. Keep up. Allbirds are the goats, though. I mean, I have enjoyed all the Allbirds that I have slipped onto my body. Discover your perfect pair at allbirds.com today. I like to tie my allbirds together and wear them around my neck as kind of a status symbol. Yeah, me too.

A little bit of a necklace. A pair on my feet and a pair wrapped around my shoulders. And damn, does this shit look good. It flies hell. God damn, does this shit look good. And they're sustainable. Can shit look good And they're sustainable Can we talk about how they're sustainable? They're

I mean they sustain Yeah oh they continue to sustain Allbirds In any environment Allbirds.com man Why don't you spell it out for me A-L-L-B-I-R-D-E-S dot com A-L-L-B-I-R-D-E-S dot com. A-L-L-B-I-R-D-E-S dot com.

Dot com. Allbirds dot com. Get that shit, bro. Get that shit. You will not fucking regret it. You won't. Oh, no, you won't. Oh, no, you won't.

Usually a power bottom, probably. I think that was the first time that the word predilection was ever used in an ad. Yo, boy. That was history. I just said it's words. I didn't know what that word meant. Predilection was ever used in an ad. Yo, boy. That was history. Everyone just says words. I know what I mean. Predilection? I don't think Roan knows what it means.

That's the best part. He just says big words so you know no one's going to correct him. A preference or a special liking to something. So I have a predilection towards their shorts and pants. A preference. A special liking towards them. I'm going to start using that. I'm going to use that again.

That's my word, bro. No, I don't think you are, again. That's my word, bro. No, I don't think you are, bro. That's my word, bro. Get your own fucking five and four syllable word. Would you say that to Rocky? Just look in the eyes and say bare bottom. Look in the camera. Bare bottom. Bare bottom. Why? Did they ask for that?

Gift that. I'm just going to put that over every time you say it. Oh, perfect. Bare bottom. Yeah, gift that. Make a fucking sweet ass gift of that, bro. That would be funny. That's the side of the fucking Twitter that I'm on funny-ass gifs. Yeah, you're on gif Twitter. I just gif gifs.

And I just respond with gifs. That's the only way I fucking communicate with gifs. No, I don't have a brain for gifs, unfortunately. You archive gifs in your brain. You like talking gifs. You like see stuff in gifs. I archive GIFs in your brain. You like talking GIFs. You like see stuff in GIFs. I rarely. I use GIFs ironically.

Yeah, but the fact that you are able to even use them ironically, you're an irony boy. I'm an irony boy. Yeah, you are. Love irony. It's my profliction. It's your prophylactic. I have a profliction for GIFs and irony. Bro, you're saying it ironically, bro.

That shit is meta as fuck, bro. All right. Well, thanks for listening, guys. I don't fucking think so, bro. I don't fucking think so, little sass botch. What'd you do all last week while I was out of the office? I feel like we were together on Monday. We recorded Son of a boy dad then i went out to san diego then i went down to philly and i was in philly on the weekend and then you know i didn't get to hear anything from sass

other than your little doom cryptic tweets about how depressed you are yeah it was a dark week what were you so fucking depressed about um dude i don't even want to talk about it. Just everything. Really? I just hate New York, I think. What song was it? What song was it that was making you... What song would you... Music wasn't even new. I was just laying in bed. But I'm saying what song would you link your

depression to? Like, my tea's gone cold. Oh, I see. I'm not out of bed at all. Kill Yourself Part 3 by the Suicide Boys. Really? Yeah, probably. Damn, bro. What's wrong?

Yeah, what's wrong? It's okay to not be okay, my boy. Nothing's wrong. Honestly, I'm fine, but... Are you sure, my boy? Just too much free time, bro. The Idle Mind is the devil's playground. Oh, we got trouble right here in River City, my boy. What the fuck?

The idle mind is the devil's playground? Yep. That's a quote from the music man. Now who's quoting random ass shit, bro? Yeah, just too much time in my room. Well, you know whose fault that is? Not me. Anyone else but me.

You could just get up and walk around. Walk around is good for writing. That would make me feel worse. Why? You live in a nice neighborhood now. Right outside your door is beautiful stuff. Flowers are in brooms. I would actually go through periods of time where I'd be very productive.

And then it would be like an hour where things just got real dark. Out of nowhere. It would hit me like a train. Do you feel like you're in control of your moods no not at all you feel like you can write your own story what do you mean oh that's the guy metaphor is that a preflection no nobody can write their own story me and ove were talking to asher roth the other day like bro no one can write your own story and he was like yo bro fucking dap to that then we fucking dapped up big bro this huge that brother's thunderous dap dude it was fucking sick am i lying to us

no you're not those shrooms started kicking in right around then i don't recall that you were on shrooms you were on shrooms yeah on thursday what the fuck dude i thought we were having a really nice, meaningful, naturally deep conversation, bro. Damn, dude. I kind of feel like my man was using a Viagra on me. You can't just get it up for me, bro? We can't just have a deep conversation without you

being on a PED? He said something like that. Don't out him, but blink twice if he was on the boomers, too. Alright, no double blink. No double blink. It was a wink. So now I'm confused.

Fuck. That was two blinks. I just counted two. You know who Ashton Roth is? They squeezed you out. Of course I know Ashton Roth. Ashton? They squeezed you out.

Of the shrooms? Dude, I fucking hate getting squeezed out. They said, Ron's not cool. He's off the shrooms. Make a fucking t-shirt, bro. You were all on shrooms? Dude, I fucking hate getting squeezed out. They said Rowan's not cool when he's off the shrooms. Make a fucking t-shirt, bro. We were all on shrooms last night. You guys were? Yeah.

Holy fuck. Remember that whole fight that happened at the bar, dude? That was orchestrated? That was all planned. No way. Rowan got in like a dad fight yesterday. That was the most uncomfortable I've been in so long. A dad fight.

I mean, I got... It was an old man fight. A man was trying to take advantage of me. Okay, but we did not order three Guinnesses. I mean, would you just like... And the guy was just like, You did? And Rowan was like, No, we didn't.

I got... We ordered two lagers and two Guinnesses and they charged us 50 bucks. And then meanwhile, six feet to the left, there's dudes sharpening their knives. No music was playing. Loading guns. Silent. We walked into a bar.

Just because you've never had a confrontation with a real human being in your life doesn't mean that what I was doing was wrong for saying, Yo, you overcharged us. I'm joking. I didn't actually think what you did was wrong. It was crazy. What was the drink that he overcharged us for? What were they called? State side.

He charged us state side vodkas. He charged us $50. We ordered two lagers and two Guinnesses. The first time he charged us for three Guinnesses and two lagers. Two state sides. Two state sides. And then you were like, we didn't get, we only got two. You told him we only got two lagers and two Guinnesses.

Then he brings it back and there's two statesides and two Guinnesses. He gave us an asshole tax. He just didn't like us right away. I've worked in restaurants. I've talked to bartenders. That's a real thing that you get an asshole tax, but it's usually for people who are a being an asshole or B being oblivious. And I was,

I wasn't, I don't think I was being an asshole. Did I come in? No, you came in a little hot about the dessert. You want a dessert. I was just trying to small talk with him there's a plate of dessert i was like he was on i get some of that he was on like

pills yeah precocious dude was like not there they were like oh can we get some of the cake and he's like uh the kitchen's closed and i was like okay i'll just take a drink yeah the cake's just in the refrigerator dude and because it's of it, like, the kitchen doesn't, yeah, just go cut the cake. Or it's definitely, like, all pre-cut. And, like, you, like, went over and asked for the dessert, and then, like, the chef is right there, like, cracking his knuckles, like, getting ready to go. Yeah, they were going to beat the fuck out of us. As soon as we walked in, the music stopped. Because they were trying to get us out of there immediately.

And, I mean, I just was like you did you charge us for something that we didn't order yeah and he was like well like you you first you order stateside dude like we never ordered stateside and then you were like we never were stateside and he was like well you were you just kept changing your order and he was trying to make it our fault and he charges for things that we didn't get and if he was really like also it's a good bartender drinks like it and there was we were right there you could have just asked or you could have just counted the four drinks what was so fantastic was the fact that he opened the register took out seven dollars gave it back to you and said i'm not trying to take your money man put cash down and you said no i don't want it and it was a little back oh yeah i forgot about that

you gave him the old i don't want you you know you know, it's fine. It's fine. Yeah. Why don't you just throw some tunes on? Yeah. Yeah. And then it was silent for about an hour. No, like three minutes. It felt like an hour. And then like, I had my head buried in my phone. And then he did not look up the voice. Screamo. Screamo music. And then he turned it off so loud. I remember I was talking to Oates in the middle of that. And all of a sudden we were screaming together.

He was like a perked out Irishman. And he was like, you want fucking music? I'll put on fucking music. He fucking turned it up all the way. Now you can't. Now yous are going to listen to music. This will be the last song you ever hear. And everyone there knew each other.

The whole bar. And we were fully we were surrounded they strategically surrounded us they put a guy behind us they put a guy to the left of us we were fine no even even the one time i was like to a stranger i was like am i being an asshole here because i mean and he was like he was like i just walked in i was like see like he had just corroborated my point corroborated me he's agreed um but uh it was uh i'm not really that i don't even have a dude like i don't like seek out confrontation but it was just like i knew what was happening i was like i know what's going on he's like what's going on i was like you're you're charging me for drinks i didn't get like it's yeah and it wasn't like a one beer. It was like two cocktails.

Yeah, we ordered $20 worth of beer. They charged us $50. Yeah, I mean, no. Did you end up getting all the money back? He gave me $10 back, and I just left it on the bar. It wasn't about the money. It was about the principle. Yeah.

All right? Yeah, you weren't trying to get played. I'm trying to teach you how to get in a confrontation. This is going to be like made. We're going to have you get into confrontations with three people on South Street. Well, that would never happen to me. Why? Just wouldn't.

What do you mean? I walk into a bar. I say, you know what I want? And they give it to me. Yeah, fucking. And then I sign the check. Tie a glass of dog food. I usually just slap up one hundo on the counter and walk out.

glass of dog food. I usually just slap up one hundo on the counter and walk out. You would have just taken whatever they charged you and you would have been like, thank you, sir. Can I have another? Yeah, probably. I'll leave a 100% tip on that, sir. Sorry for bothering you. Also, the...

Yeah, it was kind of a weird night. Nobody's gonna push us around, dude. The first place we were at, the guy was, like, groping me the entire time. Yeah. The waiter? Yeah, he, the guy was like groping me the entire time. Yeah. The waiter? Yeah, he would just come up and put his hand on your inner thigh and be like, have you decided what you want, son? Some steak frites? That mezcal meal, huh? A little too spicy for you? How about

some tenderloin? He was like rubbing my back. Yeah. That Miller Lite's probably a lot easier on your sensitive tummy. You want some shots? You can take them out of my belly button. Yeah. But he was super nice.

What happened when we were first got there and he came over and we were like, how's it going, man? And he was like, man, Sunday shift. He's like a lot better than Friday and Saturday,

but you know, Tuesday is gotta be my favorite. They really put the all-stars out on Sunday and just went on this whole spiel about how Sunday was like the best day to work there. Can I get you anything? Beer, cocktail, blow job? It's the service industry. And then they would just walk away. Yeah. Yeah. But he was probably just being a good friend, but I think he was like doing it like, uh, when we was talking to Mike and he was like, he was like, you trust me? Trust me? How would I get you a hand-cut ice cube? How does that sound? You trust me? You trust me, brother? You like ice? You ever have ice before?

Seth memorized everything Seth said. I just remember the, you trust me. But I think that he was, like, touching you like a Hooters waitress touches someone to, like, you know how Hooters waitresses will be like, hey, guys.

Kind of like I was at an old ass waitress. Did you hit them with a good tip? Of course. 20 or? I remember we were leaving and Rome had a magnifying glass out reading the chat, making sure we didn't get

in the stateside. I was combing over it. Yeah. I was like, I see your charges double for french fries. Yeah. I know we both ordered french fries. Is that a standard cost?

Actually, I feel like a dick. Didn't he also give us the whole last round for free? Yep. Yeah, we gave him a fat tip. He was a nice guy.

But I can't riff. I can't joke. You can riff, bro. You can riff. I didn't like him You can riff, bro. You can riff. I didn't like him touching me, though. I will say that. Because you just don't like to be touched. I don't like to be touched by the waiter.

Like, he was literally rubbing my back. I just think in general you don't like to be touched. Yeah, probably. Remember when Frank the Tank hit that half-court hockey shot, and the guy was like the in-stadium announcer was so excited and tried to hug him, and Frank dipped out of the hug. He slid out of it like Ray Lewis. Yeah, it's kind of like you.

Let Frank have his moment. That's what I mean. And also, don't hug people that don't want to be hugged. Yeah, and also don't touch your customers. Good, good What if you said that at like a Hooters? Like, excuse me, man? Yeah. Get your fucking tits out of my face can you get

your titty off my upper arm yeah you're pressing your breasts into my upper arm man um i'm like just like slightly looking it's touching me just make me super uncomfortable ma'am i just came for your delicious chicken fingers i just came for some nice wings we're about wings. We're about to go to a film or go to a shoot after this. We're going to film with an opera singer. Yeah, that's going to be sick. I saw the clip

of it. It's cool. Is she singing off a balcony or some shit like that? Yeah, it looks like it's something out of a musical. Like a Muppets. Victor Cafe, South Philly. Shout out Victor Cafe. Live Opera. Yo, this is a good time to drop some, yeah, to shout out some places like Victor Cafe.

What are some other places we could shout out? Like some Philly places. Black Taxi. Shout out Black Taxi. Shout out Black Taxi. Onyx. Onyx. Don't even get me started on Onyx.

Oscars on Sansom. You want to bring us to Oscars? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did. Where else? Where else have you seen? Federal Donuts? Right by our hotel?

Feds, yeah. Fetties? Go in there, get some thighs? What's the hotel we're staying at? Shout out Rec Philly. Shout out Rec Philly. We're at Rec Philly right now. Yeah, Rec Philly.

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I have. Great movie. It's a good movie. It's an incredible movie. You know what movie I watched recently? The fucking Kurt Warner story about this football player. Never mind. You don't know what football is. You Warner story about this football player. Never mind. You don't know what football is.

You have no idea what football is. I'm not a man. I'm not a real man. Yeah, you don't fucking know shit about football. You will, though, at some point. When I was out in San Diego, have you ever been out to San Diego? I haven't. I was shooting with this boxer, this dude named Ryan Garcia.

Oh, yeah. King of the internet. He really is the king of the internet. Are you being facetious? Yeah. He actually is, though. He's not really my prefilection. You're an 0 for 800 on that one, brother.

Keep shooting, shoot, shoot, shoot, go. You're about to build us a studio with all those bricks. You're going to get it, though. You're going to hit one of them. Predilection. Predilection? Predilection. Like a predator. I used it in the right it, though. You're going to hit one of them. Predilection. Predilection? Predilection. Like a predator.

I used it in the right way, though, right? Saying that's not really my predilection? Not really my... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. Fucking layup. Rebound. All right.

Then, well, how was Ryan Garcia? Well, we just did boxing scenes, and he just beat the fuck out of me. Yeah, that's what he always does. Yeah, he was just, like just punching me in my face. He's sending people out there and then he punches the pad that they're holding and they're like, whoa. And then that clip gets like 10 billion likes. I didn't go, whoa, though. I was a hard ass about it.

I was like, give me another one. Give me another one. You told me last night that it hurt. It did hurt. But I didn't tell him that. I was like a tough guy. He does look like he throws strong punches. He does.

And he does the thing where he's like dancing in front of the thing that's going back and forth and punches behind his back and he's smiling. Oh, the speed bag. It's not really a speed bag. It's on like a fucking pole or some shit like that. Oh, oh, oh. I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

Have you ever seen boxing? Yeah. Not in person. You've got to get out to a boxing match. Well, I'm a big Mickey Ward fan. Why? Things always happen a big Mickey Ward fan. Why? It's always happened. Why Mickey Ward?

He's from my hometown. Is he actually? Lowell. Is he? Yeah, heart of Lowell. Mickey Ward is? Yeah. No way.

Have you never seen The Fighter? No, I've seen the Gotti vs. Ward documentary, but I didn't note what town he's from. That's surprising, because the whole thing is that he's, like, the heart of Lowell. Really? Yeah. I've never even heard of that town. Is that what they say? Do they say he's the heart of Lowell? It's just, like, a nobody town. Nobody's ever came out of there. A lot of people came out of Lowell. Like who?

Jack Kerouac. Really? Yeah. Is that why you read that book? Faze Banks. That's the Mount Rushmore one. Mickey Ward. Little Sasquatch. Faze Banks. I'm not actually from Lowell.

Dude, you know where I'm from. I don't fucking say it, too, if you're not fucking here. I got a predilection for leaking people's secrets. I got a predilection for Lowell. Lowell. Lowell. What do you want to do this summer? Starting to get nice out?

I think that we need to take you out. We got to take you out to the ball game. What's the ball game? Oh. Baseball baseball we went to a baseball game last year but it was in the bronx yeah it was fun though but we should go to a game in philly yeah i would do that that'll be fucking sweet yeah all the boys go out to the game i've been thinking about getting a place out here really yeah they're fucking cheap compared to new york a million three you get yourself a nice summer home. Easy million three, million four. I'm thinking about investing in some real estate big time.

Where? Like very like- China? China, maybe. That's what Bobby O. Mahoney used to do. He would just buy real estate in China. China? You don't remember that? I know Cleveland.

I think it was Cleveland and China. Cleveland or China? I think it was both. He bought like some in Cleveland and some in China. I could see Seth buying some land in China. Yeah, that would be sick. I'd love to go to China sometime. Not right now with the whole Boeing situation.

Yeah, don't take the plane there. Yeah. Just take a boat there. Take a boat. Just walk there. You can walk with Mike. Mike can't take a plane anywhere. What's wrong?

Your ears pop every time you fly? All the planes grounded. Because your ears hurt? Because my ears hurt. You have random and weird medical problems, but for whatever reason, I believe yours. Hand, foot, mouth disease?

No, I think it's some feet thing. Gout? Yeah, you got gout at all. Gout, fused spine, leaky eardrum. Is that what fused spine, leaky eardrum. Is that what this is, the leaky eardrum? Yeah, the doctor told me that my eardrum looks like an old plastic bag. I want to burst. That's brutal.

And how did it burst? Something was wrong with your back and your eardrum burst or something? Didn't that happen? Or didn't your back hurt and you were like, no, it was the Something was wrong with your back and your eardrum burst or something? Didn't that happen? Or didn't your back hurt? I was down on the shore. A wave crashed perfectly on my ear. Really? How big was the wave?

It was just a normal wave. It just hit right. It just hit flush? Crazy. And it popped your drum? It must have already been about to burst. I don't think so. I don't think just a little bit of water can get in your ear and explode your burst drum. Oh, yeah. You're lying, dude.

Your ear is... Oh, I believe you. But I'm just saying it must have already been a little fucked up, right? I don't think so. You were swimming too deep? I was swimming too deep. Yeah. Was it from the

from the pressure it's fucked up how much your ear can affect you like if your ears messed up your balance can get fucked up your tummy can get

fucked up my sister had it when this shit happens on a plane which it doesn't happen too often but enough it's like

this past flight the people next to me must've thought that I was just, you know, you have vertigo. No, it was just, you know,

for like 15 minutes, it's just terrible, terrible pain. Do you have Havana syndrome? It might be Havana. It could be Havana syndrome. It sounds like Havana syndrome. Oh,

fuck. You don't know what Havana syndrome is. It's like a, it's like a,'s like a what is it like a cyber attack like yeah where they just like put a like plate it makes it makes you feel like you're in like a in like a cyber attack yes it's it's it's real it's happening outside the white house there's a 60 minutes on it a couple weeks it makes you feel like you're like in a car where like the windows are down you know what I mean? It's like... Like when you're on the highway and one of the windows is down. This feels like there's so much pressure. It fucks with your...

Okay. That sounds like... Oh, fuck. I just unplugged my fucking headphones. What the fuck, bro? Can you even hear me, bro? I can hear you. Check, check.

Yeah, no, you're good. It was just headphones. Fuck. Well, you got to do something about that. Are you waxy? Are your drums waxy? You fuck around with the... No.

Q-tips? You can't do that. You don't do that anymore? You don't want to do that. Dude, I got my ears cleaned out the other day. I thought that I was going to be pulling plugs out. Yeah. I like full turds out because that's what's happened before.

Yeah. Full like a massive like dump turd like out of my ear. I would love to see that. But it was just these little fucking like crusties. It was so whack. I thought it was going to be massive. Was it with water? No, she reached in with forceps and pulled the shit out. I was about to film it though. I thought that it was going to be

I thought it was going to go viral. I thought that i hubcap oh i would come out of my ear definitely watch that if it if it you happened i love those videos i love pimple popping videos our other buddy mike just got a fucking pimple popping like one of those like electronic machines that's i don't fuck with it has like a camera and it like sucks yeah yeah yeah babes have one of those right i don't know i've never used it before. You could start a whole TikTok page on that. Yeah. People love that shit on TikTok.

Yeah, you just post one of those and then you post like one of those really shitty game ads next to it in the swipe. That's like what they all are. Honestly, I would do that, but I like left it on parts of my face for too long. I was like trying to suck out pores.

I had like little bruises all over my face. I actually Googled the vacuum thing for pores. Apparently, it's terrible for your skin. Really? Because you definitely need it. Your pores on your nose are fucking a hellscape. I know. They are.

I got a lot of blackheads. Oh, I was joking. Did I just touch a nerve? Is that why you've been so depressed? Because of your blackheads? No, I don't give a fuck about that. Is this an extension of your Obama impersonation? Yeah.

Way too far. That is not my predilection. That's fucked up, bro. That was super fucked up of me, bro. Shouldn't have said anything wrong about the O, man. You get his playlist this year? No. There's no way he makes that playlist. Give us a sneak peek of the Obama impression. No, it didn't even get off the ground.

Is it like a... I don't know. I don't know. I can't do it. Obama? Obama? Yeah, see? It doesn't sound any better than I know. No, it's not. Do you think that that was good? That was terrible. That was fucking phenomenal.

Didn't even sound like words. That was fucking amazing. Come on, Mike. You get where to go. Obama? Just him doing an impression of his own name? Okay, well, do it again. Yedge.

Yedge. Yedge. See, that shit is fun to do. It was talent. I didn't practice all Sunday like you did. Why don't you do it even? Itch. Itch.

I can't do it. You sound like the Sylvester Stallone guy. I was joking. Itch. You... I don't... I don't do... I would never do my actual best, bro.

Dude, um... I'll drop that on us one day when I've got it down. Just surprise us. Just fucking shock us. I wouldn't be so sick if I could do Obama and just one day we're recording and all of a sudden

you think Obama's in the room. And there's just like a debate and you do it perfectly. Yeah. That would be so funny. Goals, man. That's what I want to do this summer.

Dude, I just... I'm going to sign up for an impersonation class at NYU. That would be so sick. Yeah. Or Groundlings. If you did Groundlings or Second City

No I want to do NYU I want a dude who's getting paid Like 10 million dollars a year to teach me How to do an Obama impression You want to be You want to be an NYU student No Yes you do

You want that lifestyle and cachet Not even a little Cachet is kind of like... I know. Sweatshirt by Alexander Charles. What's going on? What are you shaking your head at? Rocky left us on read. He's over us.

Only Rocky I respect out in South Dakota or Boise. Rocky Johnson. Alexander Charles made the hoodie. Shout out our boy Alexander Charles. Alexander Charles made the hoodie. Shout out our boy Alexander Charles. Azar from Ground Up. We're out here at Rec Philly.

And there's all these flyers on the wall from old shows that these dudes Ground Up used to do. And fucking Moosh and Twist. There's like Moosh and Twist flyers were there ahead of Uzi Vert. And then there's some flyers where I'm on the flyers. Yeah, that's cool. From fucking rap shows back in the day. That's it. Yeah, bro. Ever tell you I used to fucking rap? I used to fucking rap.

Yo, dude, just a warning. Don't battle. Don't rap battle Rome. He is dangerous. I got a DM from some dude one time that was just like, yo, heads up. Do not battle. Don't not rap battle rome don't do it whatever you do man if you find yourself starting to rap out of room get get out get out he's good don't let him bait you in like 10 miles away from him i'm just like picturing

myself like outside of your apartment like with a yo-yo or something like eating an apple being like hey kid you want a battle rap or something i'm picturing some outside of your apartment with a yo-yo or something. Eating an apple, being like, hey, kid, you want a battle rap or something? I'm picturing some dude that you battle rapped 10 years ago and you just destroyed his entire life. He did. And he's like, I'm trying to help you. Don't battle rap. What was the guy's name?

No. It was Charles Hamilton. It was just a random kid. Who's Charles Hamilton? Who's Charles Hamilton? Really? There's a fucking laundry list of them, bro. It was just a random kid. Who's Charles Hamilton? Who's Charles Hamilton? Ron ended his career. Really? Bro, there's a fucking laundry list of them, bro.

A bunch of dudes have ended their careers, bro. Who was his best one? Well, Charles Hamilton was kind of Ron's first big one. But he was like popping as a rap artist at the time. And Ron destroyed him? Ron kind of caught him off guard backstage after a show. Oh, oh, this is like how Roan got viral, right? Heavy viral. Yeah.

And then Charles Hamilton pretty much all the wheels came off from that. They're like, wait, you lost to fucking that dude? He's a loser. Or did you like 20? Yeah, I was 20. I was your age. That's crazy. I would never do that.

A girl punched him in the face a week later. A girl, yeah, I was 20. I was your age. That's crazy. I would never do that. A girl punched him in the face a week later. She found out she could test him because he lost and rapped out of the main. She was like, oh, this dude's a pussy. That went like real viral, right? That was like a world stuff. Fan battles Charles Hamilton. That's so sick. Can we find the video?

It's not good. It's not really good. You've got it. You've got it in the mind don't get nervous catch him jacking off to Asher Roth you know what you do best

you roll up in a ball that really got the crowd going there was a crowd he was a big Sonic guy yeah he was a Sonic guy yeah there was a crowd it was just like I just walked up to him

outside the show it was just some random people did you say hi or anything or did you just walk up and you were like he used to ask her with fans say what's his name after charles hamilton oh what'd you say i was hitting the mic he used to cipher with fans after shows like yeah like that and so i i feel like you caught on to that someone told me they're like yo he's gonna bring you up on stage and he

didn't bring me up on stage and so i was just standing by this by like or like he was the dj was like yo come around the side like he's like around the side here and i came up and and like i was like i heard you like rap he's like yeah like i'm trying to rap and i was like all right what's good he's like you like spit something and i was like all right i think it morphed from a cypher to some of your lines felt like they were at directed him. So it kind of turned into this battle because he felt disrespected and then everybody was just... But then other people jumped in, but the nature of the

back and forth made it look like a little battle. It's all downhill for him after that, sadly. I think he's a good dude. I think he probably went through it. He's got him on the pod. I think he's schizophrenic. He might be schizophrenic. If he is, schizophrenia awareness. He's a good dude.

Talented artist. Should we make some awareness? Should we make some people aware? If he is, schizophrenia awareness. What? One better help that. Bro. No, what we really need to run is that fucking, that ship station.

Mike, why don't you hop in for this one? Oh, shit. You love ship station. You love ShipStation. I love ShipStation. I mean, if you're making t-shirts, if you're making sweatshirts, if you're having a hard time getting your sweatshirts out to the people, if you have so much demand for your in-home candle business. Say you're making some kind of keto like keto energy bar called news or something like that and you want to get that shit out to the world but you want to make sure you can focus on your business and your business model instead of all the bullshit that's involved with shipping

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Yeah, I know. It's a nice nice painting i might have to steal that why bro do you think mac would be cool with that bro oh yeah no he wouldn't dude you're stealing from artists you're stealing from creatives there's literally shirts out there that say buy more art and you're talking about literally stealing people's art you're like all art should be stolen you won't go out on that that. You won't go out on that limb. You won't die on that hill. The people here call you like creator. Like when you're at Dick's Sporting Goods and they call you like athlete. Yeah.

And I walked over. I was like, where's the bathroom? And some guy turned to me. He was like, Tommy, we got a creator looking for the bathroom. Can you show him to me? I actually said that. Tommy, we got a creator looking for the bathroom. Can you show them to us?

I actually said that? Look, we got a creator over in the South Wayne looking for the bathroom. One of our most valued creators. And I was like, where's the men's bathroom? And they were like, no, no. No, I don't think so, brother. Not here. Not here. We have trough toilets.

Not even trough urinals. Trough toilets. It's a circular toilet with a bunch of different creators just dangling their butt cheeks over it, pooping in simultaneously. No. In perfect harmony. These people here are actually very nice. I just had to get that out there. Super nice.

It didn't even happen. It's some Brooklyn vibes. Isn't it Brooklyn vibes out here, kind of? I don't go to Brooklyn. People are wearing Carthart. Everyone's wearing Carthart and Dickie. Yeah. People appropriating the working class culture.

You know, Brooklyn shit. Yeah. People being like, oh, I'm working class. And they're like fucking, they work in an ad agency like answering phones or something like that. But then they dress like they're a fucking carpenter or some shit. I mean, you can't get mad about that, though. Like Carhartt makes good clothes. They make great clothes.

I have a lot of Carhartt. Yeah, me too. I don't think I was mad about it. No, well, people like construction workers, like the people that are like that, it's meant for them. My coach is not a costume. Yeah, exactly. You're appropriating sweet tits.

Shouldn't have picked such good clothes to wear. Yeah, exactly. Fucking sweet-ass comfortable boots. Construction workers are in the most comfortable boots all day, every day. So head on over to Carhartt

and use code sun. Use code Roan. Use code... If you find yourself spending your day underneath a beam, fuck it, use code Roan.

I can't believe they did code Roan. Why can't you believe that, bro? Code sun was taken? Code sass was taken by Stephen A. Smith. Shit.

Does he have a podcast? Yeah, bro. No, he doesn't. It's the Sasscast with Stephen A. Smith. It better not be true. Why? He's been getting a big season desist. Dude, he's way bigger than you, bro.

Yeah, but he's not on. He doesn't do podcasts. He probably will. He does. Stephen A. Smith has a podcast. Really? Yes. It's actually called the Sass.

Yes. Stephen A. Smith. I know. I know it's Stephen A. Smith, but everyone always tags me. And they're like, oh, look at SAS. SAS. And I'm like, whoa. That's crazy.

It's the same name as me. Yeah, that shit is. Someone get this guy under control. Stephen A. Smith, they're calm as tits. Nothing pisses me off. Once people say, calm as tits. That's what pisses me off. The ones people say, calm your tits.

Calm your tits. You ever hear that phrase? Calm your tits. Yeah, I've never said it. I don't really throw it on the T word like that. Really? Yeah.

What about men that have them? Titties. Even for the fellas? With two Ds. Titties? Yeah. Ken Jack's like the main purveyor of titties with the d's yeah he definitely is he loves to say titties and farted with the d yeah yeah that's like

peak twitter humor fart and tid what was that what was that tweet when dave chappelle was getting canceled and they were like um excuse me but i've never laughed harder than this. And it's just like someone misspelling shrimp. Yeah, she typed sprimp by accident. She was like, I don't really understand stand-up comedy because the only thing that I've laughed, I've never laughed at any stand-up comedy as hard as I laughed at this. And it's just a screenshot of someone writing sprimp. And all the comments were like, they all loved it.

They thought it was really funny. They thought it was the funniest thing ever. I felt like I was like actually going insane. It's because you're a standup comic and you were being, you were under attack at that point. You were Kiev at that point. It really felt like it was me and Chappelle versus the world. You,

Chappelle and Trevor Noah. Yeah. He brought up Trevor Noah last night. The big three. And I heard he did the sprint joke on stage. He went out there and Trevor Noah. Yeah, he brought up Trevor Noah last night. The big three. And I heard he did the Sprimp joke on stage. He went out there and he was just like, Sprimp. And all the crowd went crazy. But he did it in a South African accent.

Oh, no, it was the menu at a restaurant she was at misspelled shrimp and spelled it Sprimp. Did you see the girl who was kissing dudes on the back? Yeah. That was super fucked up. Why? I thought it was hilarious at first. And then I was like, ah. You thought it was fucked up?

Why? Because they're going to like go home to like their girlfriend. So they got fucking this girl's lips all over the back of their shirt. But like, it's like a lipstick on the back of the shirt. Yeah. I mean, it would be funny if some, if like some jealous, angry lipstick on the back of the shirt yeah that would i mean it would be funny if some if like some jealous angry girlfriend was like what the fuck is that that's like i think that's what she was intending on happening right oh i thought at first i was

like i think it looks funny how your mind works but yeah no that's like what everyone on twitter was freaking out about but i thought originally when i watched the video i didn't even think of that i was like damn this is funny. But it didn't, did you watch the McConkie documentary? No. It's about the free base jumper or some shit like that. McConkie is a guy who fucking, but that like as a prank,

they would leave like condoms in one of their coworkers, wallets or pants or whatever, knowing his wife did the laundry and they would all crack up laughing and shit like that. Like that's a funny prank, but this isn't a funny prank seems like you're just coming at her i don't think you're i don't know where you're staying when did i give off that you're saying that it's fucked up that like no i thought i think it's like i think it's like i would be pissed it happened to me i honestly didn't even think anything about that all i

thought was like oh that's funny that like these dudes are all going to have her lipstick all over. Like they kiss him like on their shirts. Right. But then I'm like in the comments, everyone was like this sick bitch. She's going to pay for her sex. People were fucking furious. Twitter is a terrible place. This is not funny.

Yeah. And I'm having a worse and worse time whenever I'm on Twitter. I'm just seeing worse and dumber shit. I've been slowly disconnecting from social media. Really? Yeah. No more jokes from sass? Nope.

Just podcasting. Just podcasting. Just using promo code Rone. Use promo code Rone. Whenever you podcast. Can we put out our first individualized merch and just have it just be ROAN merch? Just ROAN shirts.

And maybe in tiny little letters put SASS. And SASS or something like that. Maybe it's hidden. Maybe you use a bunch of words to spell out ROAN. Like city streets from Philly. And then SASS is one of the words. It's very small and less obvious. How about some tomato pie, bro?

Should we go get some tomato pie? Are we done? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, I thought it was a good episode. Thanks for coming on, guys. Appreciate the hell out of you boys.

Fucking love you guys. Thanks for having us. Check out the mics. Come on. Give it a tag. Who are the mics? Check us out. On Instagram. Rocking and tag. Who are the mics? Check us out. On Instagram.

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