Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 54 - Sasquatch's 21st Birthday

Episode Date: April 5, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 54 - Sasquatch's 21st Birthday -- Ummmm beer time !You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Monday. It is April 4th. By the time that this comes out, it'll be April 5th, my birthday.

Let's go! Birthday week! Birthday month! Birthday month. the time that this comes out it'll be april 5th my birthday let's go birthday week birthday month birthday month let's go happy birthday month my brother happy uh or pre pre-birthday and uh as people are hearing this this is me wishing sass happy birthday on his birthday happy birthday my brother thank you i appreciate it. Big 21. Feeling different? No, because I'm not 21 yet, bro. Yeah, but to the listener you are. Dude, I found out last week that I've been talking into this microphone the wrong way the entire time. You were trying to talk down the tip of it?

You were trying to shout down the pee hole of it when you really should be talking to the head? It's a side microphone. Are you sure? Talking to the the tip a little bit let me see if it sounds any different well i'm not i don't think you can hear my microphone right now oh fuck does remember does that buzzing thing if we do zoom dude we were going through the uh hellacious bout of technical difficulties but the good thing is we're leaving all those in in your uh age 20 year oh yeah hopefully i mean it seems like we just have never-ending technical problems which i don't understand because it feels like recording a podcast is a very easy thing to do the one of the there's literal orangutans who do this yeah people do it from like their basement with like a xbox 360 microphone and it sounds perfect

and they're the dumbest people alive yeah us intellectuals somehow have trouble with this yeah um so let's get into it man what did you learn in the first two decades of your life i don't know bro time flies it actually is it is weird thinking about like i always like when you're in high school and you're, like, want to drink alcohol, you're like, oh, man, I can't wait till I'm 21. But, like, you never actually think you're going to get there. Here we are. And then when you turn 21, you start thinking to yourself, man, I'd give anything to go back to those sweet-ass high school days. Oh, for sure.

You and the boys. When you peak ass high school days oh for sure you and the boys when you peak in high school yes dude i love to peak in high school when you ran the world dude fucking playing football and soccer high school was fucking sick dude being popular as fuck million parties billion friends dude playing baseball fucking pushing people under the bleachers. Oh, for sure. Giving the girl the Skittles disease. Oh, yeah, the Skittles disease. Don't even get me started.

Okay, I won't. I won't because I know you're fucking crazy, dude. I know you're out of your mind. What are you going to do for your actual birthday to celebrate? I have no clue because it's actually i actually picked like the worst place to be to turn 21 because in denver you can't use vertical ids you're in denver yeah what the fuck when did you get to denver um i've been here for a while i came down on friday last week what the fuck dude i'd had i had no idea little sasquatch i i literally didn't even know where

you were so you're not going to be able to go out anywhere that seems stupid it's now i will it's like counter to the drinking age it dude it just doesn't make sense. Like when we were – so when I was here a couple weeks ago, I was the only – I'm the only one out of my friends who's not 21. And my one friend – That's your long brother. Yeah, my one friend doesn't – he just turned 21, so he didn't have a horizontal ID yet. And I was using like a fake ID, and he could get in. He couldn't get in anywhere. So you're going to have to show them a fake ID and he could get in. He couldn't get in anywhere.

So you're going to have to show them a fake ID on your 21st birthday. Yeah, which is kind of disappointing, isn't it? Yeah, that's fucked. Are you actually going to do that? And what if they like call you on it and you'll be like, all right, I actually am 21. And show me a real ID? Yeah, I would do that. I would do that. I mean, dude, like the bars will say they have like posters outside

that say like no no vertical ids allowed that's stupid as fuck i don't understand that no neither do i it doesn't make sense because it's like i like i'm gonna be actually 21 it sounds like freedom's being girded a little bit too tight out in Denver once again. I know. They're fucking holding you down. They're fucking, I mean, when man cannot live as man wishes, he's a Cinco. Oh, exactly. I think there's like some app that you can get here, though, that you can use as your ID.

You can use like a picture of your ID in Colorado. Isn't that weird? This shit does not make any sense. No. What happens to the drinking age as being the drinking age? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense no what happened to the drinking age just being the drinking age yeah it doesn't make any sense like if you're 21 you should be able to drink right that's what i've been saying what the fuck what happened to this fucking country dude um bullshit so what are your what are your brodies gonna do for you are they gonna beer bath you if

it was me i'd fucking have you around i'd fucking bring all the boys in tight and then like bro we had some fucking sick times. And here's to a bunch of sick more. And then we start jumping up and down with Miller High Life 40s and start spraying you and some shit. Oh, that would be awesome. We'd pop our shirts off, dude, to be wet and wild. Maybe someone would sneak a kiss, something like that. It would be fucking awesome.

Yeah. I have no clue what I'm going to do. Maybe not much. that would be hilarious i mean it's gonna be better than being in fucking that god-awful city new york that would be the uh corniest thing of all time if you just left new york to not do anything on your 21st birthday no i'll do something i'm gonna get i going to get fucked up regardless, bro. Hell yes, dude. Legally. Hell yes. The night before my 21st birthday, I went out in Rockaway Beach in New York,

and it was the night before my—it was supposed to be my first rap battle, and I got absolutely shit-faced. I was badly hammered to the point where the next morning when I woke up, I was still fucked up. We were on the way to the rap battle. I was trying to go over the shit with my boys in the car. Did not did was not prepared for the rap battle. But luckily, the dude who I was supposed to go up against, he didn't show up on the day of.

But damn. So if he had showed up, it might have been different for your boy. It might have been a fucking idiot. Dude, that could have changed the trajectory of your entire life. And I'm not kidding. Yeah, it actually could have., that could have changed the trajectory of your entire life. And I'm not kidding. Yeah, it actually could have. It actually could have. But we just pushed it back another month,

and I had the same material and an extra month to get on his ass. Yeah. I mean, dude, if your first rap battle was a total fail, you might have never done it again. I definitely would have done it again. And then you never would have been hired at Barstool, and then we never would have done this podcast we never would have met you would have been at barstool you would have gotten hired on and you'd be doing uh a crossover with

publicity or some shit right now yeah probably friend of sass you'd be uh you'd be on friend of sass yeah your own sobriety podcast you've been sober for what? Like eight hours now? Dude, I've been on a little bit of a bender, actually. I know. I didn't know if it was just the camera angle or my fucking face. Yeah. My face looks fat as fuck. Is that why you're hiding behind that microphone? Yeah, dude.

Fuck this. Just tucking your chin behind it. Yeah. So what do we say? I don't like it at all. If you extend the neck, I think you're good. Fucking big-ass cheeks.

You look like Frankie Borelli. It's the angle of laptops. Laptops shouldn't be that low. They shouldn't sit on the lap. I thought that the laptop would make me look better. They should sit on, like, shoulder straps,

like a drum that someone would have in a marching band or something like that so they could be a little bit higher. They should sit on top of like a fucking yeah there you go yeah engage the core pull the shoulders back tuck the tuck the chin down and pull the back of the neck no pulling that back gives you the double chin so you got to put it forward i think that's hide fully behind see if you can eclipse yourself at the microphone the total eclipse of the fucking mic because after 21 it's all down all downhill from there man the

metabolism is going to hit you differently you'll have one cup of coffee after you're 21 you'll be wired for two days straight i swear to bro i've never had a fast metabolism i've always had a slow metabolism i've always had a slow metabolism that means you're guaranteed to be fat as fuck by the time that you turn 21, which is tomorrow. I already am, bro. Damn. Sitting down in this chair, my titties are touching my belly button. Again? Damn.

Sometimes I will pop the top off after and the fucking creases in my body are fucking insane. I've always got a big-ass crease where my stomach is. You try and cheat the light when you look at yourself in a mirror. I don't know if I've ever looked at myself in the mirror without sucking my gut in. And then I fully let it go sitting down the other day, and I feel like I had a pumpkin attached to me. It's fucking gross, dude. Being a human is one of the most disgusting afflictions that a being can go through. It's just not sweet.

What type of shit you been on with your boys out there? You been gassing me? Dude, yeah, I was gassing you up a bit. They want to meet you. I gotta meet your boys, dude. Yeah, we can pull one of my friends in in a second. Wait, what? Well, he's there.

He's writing a speech right now for class. What kind of class is it? I told him to drop out, bro. Seriously? Or just wing it? I told him to drop out and get a job at a major media company. It's simple as that. Or become a crypto billionaire.

It's really his decision. I don't understand what's so hard about picking which lot to have in life. There's two choices. You become rich or you become famous. It's really up to you, brother. And hopefully both. One can only hope. Dude, yesterday we went to a coffee shop,

and he was like, I got to do some, like, yesterday, like, it was like 6 o'clock, and he was like, I got to do homework. And he was like, you should come with me and, like, just do some work. And I was like, all right, sounds good. And, like, we spent, like, he spent the entire time just like grinding writing this speech and i spent like an hour and a half trying to photoshop a picture of will smith like with a bunch of guns on him into like the grammy also the grammy is right carpet and that was like such a realization at like how fake of a job i have or how much better of a life path you've chosen than him.

I was like, oh, this is going to be fucking good. And then I didn't even end up posting it. I'll put it in. I'll put it in the video though. I actually, it actually came out pretty well, but I didn't post it because, because we left. Well, yeah. What was wrong with you?

You just didn't have enough time? Yeah. Also like, I don't know. I didn't want to tweet about Will Smith again. I was getting a lot of people mad at me For tweeting that Will Smith brought a gun to the Grammys Who Scientologists Or gun control nuts

Dude people were like First of all you're white First of all how do they know that You might be white presenting I don't know why that's become such a big thing In the Will Smith Chris Rock shit You're actually white So you don't know why that had like why that's become such a big thing in the will smith chris rock shit um you're actually white so you don't get to talk about this they're right though you're you're white ass isn't fuck you're leftist a cab ass

fucking can't weigh in on this shit with any type of actual nuanced life experience hell no you've been white your whole life you you've been white since the day you were born maybe now that i'm gonna be be 21, shit will change. You'll be able to have an opinion or you'll stop being white? I'll stop being white. You've got to do a 23andMe. Start digging to see if you're like fucking 1% Native American. If you're on your Elizabeth Warren time or some shit like that.

I'm 30% Jew. 34% actually. So you're not white? No, I'm Jewish. Sort of. I mean, I think you really could get away with that. You gotta reply to the people that are saying, sorry bro, you're white.

And be like, actually I'm Middle Eastern. That's actually, that would be fucking funny because those people would lose their shit. Actually, I'm 34% Jewish, bitch. But you just exposed yourself as a bigot congratulations never assume never fucking assume um what's his speech on I'm dying to know I have no idea um the way that he described it seems pretty easy because like he said he just writes down like the talking points and then he kind of just goes up there and just freestyles it you could do that bro what whose locker room did you go into when

you guys were doing storm teachers was that unc tcu ah letters it is letters if that was unc that would have been sick i know if we could throw how much how much you got in the game today now that i'm 21 i can talk gambling brother taking the over or the under? You don't want to know. I'm over 153, North Carolina money line. Parlayed that with Braun to have two and a half assists. You know that's a fat payday when you fucking stack up the odds like that. Plus 1,000. That'll be tight.

I know, dude. Plus 1,000 or some shit like that. I'm going to be rolling in it. I guess we're gonna have to go Oh should I tell you What we're gonna do For your birthday The case race

No we're gonna do A case race And that'll be a lot of fun But for your actual birthday Once I hit this Fat fucking parlay In the barstool sports book We're gonna buy a soundboard

Well okay Well we could buy a soundboard? Okay We could buy a soundboard That would be sweet I would settle for working microphones We're gonna go shoot guns brother Oh hell yes But I'm not gonna be there No you're gonna come

We're gonna shoot guns together Next time that we're in a locale I'm gonna personally see to it That we fucking let those things off. I've been dying to get my hands on a fucking some heavy armory. Oh, yeah? What are you thinking? Something handheld with a long clip or fucking something two-handed that's going to go do-do-do-do-do-do?

Two hands, bro. I want something that I can barely hold on to. Or one of those 18-wheelers with a double axle that goes shh-shh-shh-shh. Like you fucking hit the brakes on it. I'm dying to get my hands on a nice bump stock with the double axle that goes... You fucking hit the brakes on it. I'm dying to get my hands on a nice bump stock with the titties. Oh, with the titties? With the titty mags. Don't fucking drop the top on them.

Say the titties are out. Dude, you're going to be an absolute menace with the chopper in your hands. Sass chopper? That would be so sick. Yeah, it would. I've never shot before bro i never blasted we gotta bring a photographer to go with us and we gotta get some sick promo pictures for the podcast yeah we should do our cool as fuck we'll bring colleen and we'll do our next merch

shoot at a gun range oh my god that would be fucking sick then i wouldn't even have to take us i assume that we're gonna be in some rural Random ass location when we go But uh Maybe we'll get some kind of instructor We could skeet shoot But uh I'd rather just fucking be in there Some shit like that

Fucking just letting that fucking yopper off That would be tight Watch out for the kickback though That's what I always say bro um what do you got there what do you what's in the book i got my my notebook here i don't really have yeah i was actually looking through it today dude i've got some funny ass jokes speaking of which um friday and saturday i'm doing four shows francis tweeted about yeah friday and saturday i'm doing that's the only reason i'm really coming back to New York

because I agreed to do this with him months ago and I didn't want to bail. Friday and Saturday, I'm doing four shows with Francis. I'm opening for him at Gotham Comedy Club. There's still tickets available, so go get that. Also, Austin, I think I'm doing like the, I don't even know, just look up Little Sasquatch Moon Tower Comedy Festival

and you can buy tickets there. It's like in... I think it's around the 20th of April. April 20th, 420, Hitler's birthday. Fuck yes. Shit. Say it ain't so, bro. Which one do you celebrate more?

What? 420 or Hitler's birthday? Yeah. Which one do you observe? 420, of course, dude. It's a stupid question. No. Just had to make sure.

That's a freaking stupid question. Just had to make sure that the other 66% of you wasn't prevailing. No! Yeah, you know I keep the cube on me at all times. Bless us with a cube.

Bless us with a six-sider. Okay. Okay. Just a little taste of it to keep the fingers sharp for what i'm writing uh francis said that you're gonna he said that you're a future fired employee at barstool yeah he did say that but he also did that joke on stage one time and it was very funny. It crushed. But I retweeted it and then I un-retweeted it because I was like, eh, I probably shouldn't. I probably shouldn't retweet that. Yeah, you let people see it. That I'm a future

fired employee. I don't want to get fired. You don't want to get fired. No. Okay. Well, that settles a bet for me then. So you don't actually want to get fired. No, you're not going to get fired. You're a menace. You're not going to get fucking fired, dude.

We saw the numbies this week. Oh, dude. I need a fucking raise again. So you know you're fucking good, bro. We saw what those numbies look like. Bro, our podcast is a fucking monster. Let's just say we're an absolute wagon. Let's just say that there's Midwest cities that have significantly smaller populations than our listener base. Big ones.

I'm talking Chicago. So we must be getting all of our listeners on Spotify and Apple. People don't fuck with the tube. You get a lot of them. But yeah, I guess. Shout out to the tube listeners. Make sure you guys give this a like and a subscribe i know i mean i i don't know how we can engage the tube listeners more i don't know what uh we got to start doing more physical comedy is that what gets people or do they just want to see the look on your faces. Like, do you watch shows on YouTube? Do you watch Portnoy and Rogan and all the greats?

Yeah, like if I am going to listen to a podcast, I usually do it on YouTube depending on where I am. But I also don't mind listening on Spotify and Apple. Interesting. Interesting. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. What was your analysis of the numbers that you saw?

Bro, you're going in and out of focus, and I don't like it. Yeah, why is that happening? Is it because I'm moving, like, a little bit back and forth? Or are you high as fuck on mushroom? Dude, why is it? It's always fucking something. That's probably why people watch on YouTube. I think that's, dude, I think we gotta stop having, like,

I think we just gotta go back to the Blue Yeti microphones. Fucking. We got to go back to quarantine 1.0. Yeah, dude. I think the high-tech shit is what keeps fucking us up. Like, the Zoom mics. Like, fuck a Zoom mic, dude. This thing just plugs right into my laptop.

But I did get infuriated when I saw a part in my take, and then they were, like, recording at, like, a wing restaurant with, like like eight people. And it sounds perfect. Yeah. They literally record. Dude, they recorded an episode walking through a fucking airport. And it sounded like they were in a studio.

And we'll be in like a soundproof booth and it'll sound like we're recording with half of our head dipped underwater. It'll sound like we're trying to like like, scream through a fish tank at one another through two, like, cans with... Rusted cans with wires. That Philly episode was so bad. The audio was so shitty. I know. We went so out of our way

to find some kind of fucking audio. Dude, the audio's been good with this, though. Like, I think... I mean, I think I'm doing an amazing job editing it and producing it. Yeah. I've nominated... I've promoted myself to chief in editor. I'm an editor, producer, and a creator.

Yes, that's a fact. And I'm a director, producer. You're director of photography. And if I fucking dip out of focus one more time, I'm going to fucking – I know, dude. Slowly slip my – but maybe it's cool for people maybe we'll use it people will fuck with that for sure yeah it's called special effects that's just like what gives our podcast a little bit of an edge it's michael bay shit dude it's that or explosions we blew the

budget on the fucking the ripple in and out when we go for sure we could have had massive explosions big ass explosions what type of jokes you about to tell with uh with uh your boy Francis I have no idea dude I haven't done stand up since fucking December or November Jesus Christ and I'm doing

and this is gonna be like hundred person shows you're fucked I'm not worried about it I'm only doing like ten minutes I think who else is who else is gonna be up there

just me I'm pretty sure it's you and then Francis I think Francis is doing like forty five minutes and you're doing ten minutes yeah probably Who else is going to be up there? Just me. I'm pretty sure. It's you and then Francis? I think Francis is doing like 45 minutes. And you're doing 10 minutes? Yeah, probably. And it's a 55-minute show?

I mean, it'll probably be like an hour. I don't know. I have no fucking clue. Sounds like you're going to have to do 15 minutes, brother. Sounds like it's little amounts of work. It's little increments of work, but it's enough that it's going to be big. I was looking through my old jokes that I wrote in my notebook. And when I was like, back when I stand up was my passion and the only thing I cared about in life for a week.

And, dude, I got some fucking heaters. They're all about cancel culture and barstool and um fucking like the hit piece on dave so are they still timely or do you think that they've uh and let me tell you bro they are naughty oh really no but they are pretty funny there was one that i wanted to read that i i cracked myself up at reading i'd like i'd like for you to read it right now That sounds actually sublime if you'd regale me with a joke. Well, it's going to flop hard. It's harder to read a stand-up joke with no fucking... Hey, here's some advice. Don't read it.

Tell it. No. Don't read the joke. Say it from your fucking heart. You should be able to know your joke so well that you could say them fast, say them slow, say them with a French accent, or say them acting goofy standing on one foot. That's how I feel about stand-up.

Know your act like the back of your hand. Yeah, that's a good idea. That is very smart. This one says, I'm cutting that out. I think you can. I'm cutting that out. You've got to keep that. No, no, no.

Wait, but why did you say it in such a – You said it in a way you would never say it on stage. How else would I say it? And then I put in quotation marks. Like, why are you saying the quotation marks? I fucked up the delivery. No, you didn't. I'm going to use it on stage.

So come through, Gotham Comedy Club, Lil Sass and Francis. You can hear that zinger in person. No, I think it's nice because people will be able to have seen like, it's like the before picture of the joke. It's like they're seeing the joke when it's flabby and fucking doesn't have any tan and before it's on Nutrisystems or whatever shit Alex Jones is on that got his body looking right. That's like your flabby picture.

And then once you tell the joke on stage it's going to be full alpha chad it's going to crush on stage i promise you dude i know what crushes i know what i know you know what crushes i've seen you up there and it's an experienced comedian it's sublime it's like watching hendrix play it's like watching your boy give a speech people were calling me rookie of the year yeah they were calling me Rookie of the Year. Yeah, they were. Calling him Roy. What's up, Roy? Roy, top rookie in New York. How's it going?

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Yeah. You saw that? What is he doing? Dude, that was unreal. Is he just having He's just hanging out with like fucking 18 year old white girls.

18-year-old white bitches. Yeah, who are unable to give an opinion on anything in this world because they're 18-year-old... Because they're white. They're fucking 18-year-old white bitches. But at the same time, though, they do have a black friend. That would have been awesome if they woke up OJ and he just turned to them and was like, first of all, you're white dude but he was like what the hell were they doing i don't understand what the hell is he doing i don't blame them they're acting like fucking

uh 18 year old white bitches 22 year old white bitches whatever they are like they're going in like in their like fun-out dresses and waking somebody up. Like, that's the name of the game. At 1 o'clock, you wake someone up. Why is he hanging out with them? Why is he at a house party where he's passing out at 1 o'clock? Also, he obviously was shit-faced.

What was his house? That can't be where he lives, right? That was, like, just some random house. That can't be. Why has he got the fucking TikTok LED lights in his room? I know. Oh, that's- Oh, James Simpson's got the fucking TikTok LED lights in his room. I know. Oh, James Simpson's got the fucking LEDs.

There's no way that that's his room, that he, like, is just across from a kitchen or something like that. Like, that's someone's vacation house that they rent or something. I wonder where it is. I need more information on what OJ's up to because it's fascinating. I think he's out in Florida, right? Is he? I think so. I could see that being, like, a beach house in Florida and all these girls are like, oh, my God, we're hanging out with OJ.

They can't know. They can't have any idea that he kills in cold blood. Dude, yes, they do. What else would they know him from? But I don't think that they know the extent of it. I don't think that they – OJ from the Bills. OJ from the Buffalo Bills is here?

Oh, my God. I love this highlight reel. Wait, what? Well, separate theJ from the Buffalo Bills is here? Oh my God, I love this highlight reel. Wait, what? Well, separate the art from the artist. I like him as a football player. I like him from his appearance in Airplane. You know he was an actor. He could have been a great actor.

Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a great actor. Yeah, he, I mean, he provided endless comedy for a full decade. Yeah, he did. Norm MacDonald built his whole career around that. He must have been the number one punchlined dude at some point. And now, I guess he kind of did the time in the public's eyes. He was a punchline for a while. He got locked up for that trading car shit.

And now he's just back in the wild, I guess getting fucked up with the youth. Yeah, I mean, I... Look, man, the juice is loose and he's having a good time. You think he fucked? Oh, of course. He was shirtless when they pulled him out of bed. He probably already fucked.

You think that he just... They were waking him up from round two. OJ, wake up. We need to fuck you again. His dick is just fucking mashed potatoes. He's old. There's no way his dick still works. I don't know.

He was kind of an athlete. If he's partying like that, if he's in situations like that, he's definitely with some connector-style dude, some dude who just knows Some dude who just like knows everybody And is just like dude I know You want me to bring juice to the party tonight? Oh 100% I got someone coming to the party

You're not gonna believe it Yeah And like he gets there and they're like who is he? And then like it kind of ripples through the friend group Like oh my god OJ's here Yeah Do you hear Kim fucked OJ? Yeah

That's 1000% what it is Do you hear Kim ate OJ? Yeah That's a thousand percent what it is Do you hear Kim ate OJ's ass in the bathroom? Wow, what were you doing in Philly yesterday? I went out Just hanging out? I went to the ale house I went out with the Mikes in Philly Which Mikes?

Mike and Mike The whole crew? Not the two Mikes that you know Two other Mikes Mike whose house you went to And then the other Mike Your boy Yeah both my boys They both used to work at the Ale House

And we want to get back in there Do you want to start working there again? Or do you want to do something with it? We say for charity we want to do stuff, but that's the only way to actually reputably work behind the table there. I invented a move some years ago. It's called a cheese slap, and I would get two pieces of provolone cheese, a little bit soggy.

They'd be a little bit wet from the condensation of having sat out for a while. It's perfect for a sandwich. And I'd slap the two pieces of cheese together and it would sound like a shotgun rang out through the entire restaurant. It takes a very specific skill to be able to cheese slap like that. I can picture it. I can picture the slap. It sounds like a tallywhacker. You don't know what a tallywhacker is. I know what a tallywhacker is, bro. What's a tallywhacker. Yeah. You don't know what a tallywhacker is. Oh, I know what a tallywhacker is, bro. What's a tallywhacker then, bro? I don't need to tell.

I don't need to prove shit. What's a fucking tallywhacker, dude? If you're so fucking smart and you know what a tallywhacker is, what is it, bro? Someone that whacks tallies. All right, you're good. But I'm about to get back behind there and do some kind of cheese slap, and I need you to get back behind there and uh and do some kind of cheese slap and i need you to i need you to come back down there i need you to come i need you to come on some full

exploits with me i need you to spend like a full day drinking at the ale house i need you to be working behind the counter i need this summer to get you down the jersey shore like i have a bachelor party that i'm going to be down the jersey shore at maybe you could come since you're of age now yeah Yeah, for sure. Not much of a Jersey Shore guy. Actually, that's not true. The beaches at Jersey Shore are amazing. What are you talking about?

You're not a Jersey Shore guy. Are you talking about like Snooki and like the Jersey, North Jersey Shore, like Guido's fist pumping? No, I'm a Central Jersey guy. First of all, Central Jersey doesn't exist. And if you were a real Central Jersey guy, you would know that. Bro, only real Central Jersey guys know that Central Jersey does exist. That's Tom's River.

Tom's River is the only place in Central Jersey that exists. I got shooters in Central Jersey. You're about to be a shooter in Central Jersey once we get that Desert Eagle in your hands. Once we get that AR-15 in your hands, which is coming. You will be shooting an AR-15. You will have the opportunity to dump that clip out. But I want you down the shore. I want you in South Jersey.

I want you fucking banging the ceiling at the OD getting absolutely shit-faced, my dog. It's a rite of passage. We'll see. We'll see about that. I'm trying to get outdoors this summer, bro. I want to do, like, outdoor stuff, like content. I do, too. I want to do outdoors stuff, like content. I do too.

I want to fucking push a kayak. But I don't know what I would do. I don't know how you make that entertaining. It's hard to do. Why is it hard to make outdoors content entertaining? I feel like there's some people who it's their entire job to do that. Yeah, but I feel like it's easier if you're doing hunting and fishing and stuff. What if you just handled animals?

What if you just handled massive snakes or some shit like that? And you just had like- I fucking hate those big ass snakes. Those things are disgusting. It's an outdoors thing. Did you see that video of that girl like laying with her?

Like she had one of those big ass snakes and it died. And she like posted a video like with it like wrapped around her like scream crying. I don't think that snake was dead. I think that- Oh, it was dead.

It was playing possum. I think that that snake was waiting for the perfect opportunity to kill her. That made me sick to my stomach. Why? You thought that the snake was creepy? Those snakes are gross, dude. I hate snakes. They're not slimy.

Oh. What don't you like about them? You just acted like you're an outdoors guy. I feel like snakes are the fifth most prevalent outdoors animal. I like big animals. They're top ten for sure. I like furry animals like mooses and dogs and bears. It's not fucking...

Ugh. Snakes are disgusting. It's actually... I could throw up thinking about them. I feel like an encounter with a moose is much more likely to end in your death or paralyzation than an encounter with a snake. Dude, I've seen a moose. I've seen a moose in the more likely to end in your death or paralyzation than uh an encounter with a snake i've seen a moose i've seen a moose in the wild i know you have and you're lucky you're fucking still walking i die you didn't encounter it they just look at you and then you just walk

right by them no i don't think that's true i think that you got extremely lucky and you need to start that's why you need a gun i know i do need a gun I did a solo hike yesterday. My second solo. No way. And it was called Bear Peak, I think. And I was scared I was going to see a bear. Bro, there was actual caves on the mountain. No way. But I looked it up, and I don't think they're coming out of hibernation until, like, late April.

Bears love caves. That's where they hibernate. They love bats, too. Or, no, bats love caves. And bears Bears love caves. That's where they hibernate. They love bats, too. Or no, bats love caves. And bears probably love bats. Probably do. They probably fuck up bats. No, don't they eat fish? They eat salmon, but I'd love to see a bear eating a bat like a

salmon. Photoshop that. Don't get that. Photoshop contest. First person who can show me a bear eating a bat like a salmon. You got a free boy dad hat. Yeah, these new hats are kind of crystal. Let's zoom in on that. Those are nice.

We got a lot of good shit coming out for merch, so make sure you buy that. Yeah, we're about to do specific merch releases. Dude, so many people are asking for the mom dad ones. Or girl dad. Girl dad. Girl dad. Or girl mom. Girl mom. Girl mom. We should have girl mom. We should have girl mom. We should have girl dad. We should have daughter of a boy dad.

We should have daughter of a girl mom. We should be able to have every permutation. I think the podcast could fail completely and I think we've tapped in enough to the new parent community. That dude that posted a photo of us with his newborn child wearing the boy dad sweatshirt.

We need that. We're a jug of us like with his newborn child wearing the boy dad sweatshirt it's like dude we need that we're a juggernaut in the works in like the in the fashion space you know that Off-White you know Off-White started as a podcast

you know it was just Virgil Abloh trying to kick some ideas around and he just started making some merch with quotation marks on it and suddenly it's one of the biggest biggest fucking biggest brands in the entire world.

Yeah. Same way Adidas started. Same way Nike started as a podcast. You ever read Shoe Dog? They all start as failed podcasts. Every major business. Facebook was a podcast, for example. Dude, how about Elon Musk buying all that stock on Twitter?

9.2% Does that spook you No Why not I don't think I mean he's like He's a shit poster bro He's got my back

As a fellow shit poster Yeah Me and Elon We're probably gonna fire ideas off of each other It's funny that people use Freedom of speech to defend shit posting Dude didn't he post some meme of like hitler i think so and then people backlash and he's like i'm buying the platform yeah that's

you're not about to backlash against me he could just delete everyone's accounts i hope that's not what he's gonna do is he gonna do that to us dude he could wipe barstool off the fucking internet no he wouldn't do that port Portnoy Musk, dude. Oh, I forgot about Portnoy Musk. What am I going to do with my t-shirt? I know. Dude, I've got so much Portnoy Musk gear at home. I know, 24.

I've got like SpongeBob's closet and it's just all Portnoy Musk gear. Are you going to sell it as a collector's item or do you think that it's just eventually going to cycle into being relevant clothing um dude i don't know i think it could be the next big thing i think it's going to be huge i think now that bezos was taken down by the union i feel like portnoy and musk are the two most powerful i saw that bro the people of amazon won and that means that overnight shipping is gone now is that what they took away from us? Yep. And no more Prime? They got a union and they took Dexter off Amazon Video. Devastating.

That was what the union was for? Yeah. Just to clean up what was on Amazon Video. No more Last Chance U. They canceled Dex. Fuck. Dude, when I was hiking yesterday, was like so the i got to like the peak sort of but then like the actual peak is like you have to like rock climb up it

and i wasn't gonna do it but then like a bunch of people like two people went in front of me and did it and i was like well that looked easy so i did it it wasn't like i wasn't two women in wheelchairs went up ahead of you no no i was like i went up a little bit and i was like is this the peak and they were like yeah i think and i was like i don't know if i'm gonna go any further and they were like oh yeah summit fever and then i was like fuck you dude and then i fucking flew up the peak did you climb past them you spider-man up past them no no but so i'm up there and i was like chilling up there for a bit because the view was incredible and because you were scared to get down. And I was scared to get down.

And this dude comes up sprinting up the peak in like shorts and a t-shirt and like one of those water backpacks on. And he just like taps the top of the peak. And he's like, I'm hitting five peaks today. And then just turns around and flies down the mountain. It took me like four and a half hours to climb that mountain, and he's fucking ripping through all of Colorado in one day. I think I just got signed out. Can you hear me still?

Yeah, I can still hear you. It says that you've been signed out because your account is signed in from another device. What the fuck is this? Dude, how many people do you think that he told that to? I hope this is still working. But how many people do you think he told that to? Did he tell that to just you, knowing you had a podcast and you would get the information out to everybody else in the world?

No, dude. I think he was just bragging. So that is kind of a humble brag to only tell one person, but he didn't know that you were about to actually broadcast it. That's best case scenario for that guy. His legend grows. Dude, there's no way he was only telling one person. He was telling everyone that he was passing.

Everybody going up? I'm hitting five today, bitch. I'm going to do as many peaks as possible. I just started recording, so we're fine. What do you mean you just started recording? Like, I'm recording on my end now, too, so. Were you not earlier? No, you guys were.

I think that we might have lost a little bit of the recording. So I'm going to repeat what I just said. So do you think that this guy was just fucking telling everybody that that day? Or was he only telling you? Bro, it says you're still recording. It says you're recording on your end. Well, I'm just trying to cover my ass, dude. That fucking joke was incredible.

You could probably add that to your stand-up. I'll try. I'll try and add that in. See if you could sprinkle that in. You could probably sprinkle that in somewhere. Dude, the stand-up stuff is just so much work. I know. And I hate work.

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Go check out BetterHelp. I said, would you rather have a little bit of shit on your hand Or be lazy Or be bored I'm sorry be bored Would you rather have a little bit of shit on your hand or be bored Shit on my hands bro I'll cover my hands in shit If it means I'm not going to be bored

Rather than to be bored? Yeah. Because the question before that on my prep sheet was, what's the worst job in the world? And I feel like if you have the worst job in the world, you're either picking between having shit on your hands or some kind of gross shit on you or just being absolutely bored out of your fucking mind

for the entirety of your shift. Yeah, I mean, because I feel like if you're working hard at any type of job, as long as you're not getting shit on your hand, the day is going to go pretty quickly. Yeah, but I feel like there's got to be jobs that are like, like you're not getting shit on your hands that just like completely suck. That are like mentally exhausting and boring as fuck.

Like I'm assuming if you have a job where you're getting shit on your hands, it's probably not that boring. So it's kind of sweet to... Or I was kind of using shit on your hands as an overarching... Yeah, I know what you mean. But... You're getting your hands dirty. Getting your hands dirty,

like fucking Mike Lowe. You're putting those hands to work. Like dirty jobs. Dude, I wish I could see your face, bro. I can't see shit right now. Oh, you can't see me anymore? I can't even see you. I don't mind, though. I'll go blind. Actually, I wish I could see your face, bro. I can't see shit right now. Oh, you can't see me anymore? I can't even see you. I don't mind, though.

I'll go blind. Actually, let me fucking... I wonder what the odds are that this episode comes out tomorrow. Probably pretty low. I'm not feeling a lot of hope. No. I wish I could blindfold myself right now so I could kind of karate kid my way through this episode. Having a conversation without being able to look at somebody that's one of the greatest

talents somebody can have it is dude that's some fucking uh I don't even know I don't know what that would be it's some next level fuck shit but yo I got a new uh a new video series coming out that I just announced over the weekend it's called the nicest it's going to premiere on sling and it's a compliment rap battle oh damn that's going The Nicest. It's going to premiere on Sling, and it's a compliment rap battle series. Oh, damn. That's going on Sling? Yeah, it's going to premiere on Sling. That's hot.

I think that's where the fact that there's a budget for this is coming from. That's going to be on Sling, and then eventually it'll be on YouTube. But that's going to be... So I've been preparing for... Basically, I'm preparing for a rap battle that's going to take place in like two weeks,

and it's going to be like a compliment rap battle. Yeah. I'm just nice as fuck to somebody. That's going to be sick. You've been working on that for a while, right? Yeah, I've been I've been working on this for quite some time trying to book it and it's still stressful as fuck to try and book it. When are you guys recording?

Is that or is that that's the 16th, right? Yeah. April 16th, the day before Easter, which is a Christian holiday. Is that something that you guys are selling tickets to or no? No, I'm not having – for this first one, I'm definitely not having a – Audience? There will be an audience, but it will be more of an invite-only type of audience, more battle rap kind of –

I see. More of a battle rap audience as opposed to just- Any big names? Slim? Any big battle rapper names? Any big names coming out? Yeah, definitely some big battle rap names for sure.

Why don't you drop some down? I would drop some. Can you or no? We have somebody who battled against Eminem. We have a dude named Marv1 going up against Quest McCodey. And these two dudes are both from Detroit, and they're like best friends. They were like two-on-two partners. They know fucking tons about each other.

And they're just great pals. They're just great buddies with one another. And all they do is fucking cook up sweet-ass battle raps. So that's going to be one of the match-ups. I have another huge one locked in. Some other big battlers that we're going to kind of sprinkle in. But I like doing battle rap content. And I don't want to do a serious-ass battle rap where somebody's like,

in fucking sixthth grade like you fucking posted this thing or like your fucking boss is like this or some shit like that like I'm not trying to really he thinks he's a gangster his real name's Clarence I would hate if somebody hit me with his real name's Clarence or his real name's Adam

anything along those lines I feel like that would be truly devastating but definitely I think it's a great idea I think it's going to be fun anything along those lines. I feel like that would be, that would be truly devastating. But, definitely look out. I think it's a great idea. I think it's gonna be fun. I'm excited to see it. Yeah, it's some low pressure,

good vibes content. Videos aren't gonna be that long. We're gonna probably have a bunch of them. There's gonna be another shoot in a couple months. And they'll probably be pretty funny, right? Like, it's like a,

it's supposed to be, is it supposed to be funny? I hope so, yeah. I hope people are gonna take it as serious as rap battles and like, be up in somebody's face being like, you're fucking nice as shit.

Like super charged up and violent with it, but also saying something nice. It'll be a little bit incongruous. A fucking fish out of water type situation. That type of shit. That'll be good shit. Fuck yes. Also, I'm about to fly down to North Carolina.

I wish you were coming to North Carolina Because I'm going to be trying to do a video Of North Carolina wins the national championship But at this point they will have won Or they will have not won Are you going to Chapel Hill? Yeah I'm going to Chapel Hill We got to finish up in a second

Because I got to get out of here But yeah I'm going down to Chapel Hill I have a flight that's actually in an hour and 29 minutes So I should probably go to LaGuardia. So I do got to go to LaGuardia. All right, well, maybe I'll add a little solo action in. Please add some solo action. Oh, fuck, I didn't even get to talk to your buddy.

Fuck. Just bring him in real quick. All right. Bo, come in here. Dude, this is a torture because I can't see him. This is my buddy, Bo. Dude, I can't see him. Bo, talk to me.

What's up, bro? Yo, what's up, Bo? You sound fucking how I expected you to. He can't hear you. Hold on. You can put the headphones on. Bo, what's up, brother? How are you?

Good, dude. Do you like Bob Dylan? Yeah, he's up, brother? How are you? Good, dude. Do you like Bob Dylan? Yeah, he's great. Yeah, same, dude. It's awesome to meet you. I've heard so much about you. I don't think I like him as much as Harry does. Wait, you don't like Bob Dylan as much as Harry does?

I thought you meant me. I was like, damn, this guy's fucking roasting my ass. I don't think I like you as much as Harry does. You're all right. But in the three words that you've said, what's good? Well, how's your speech? What's your speech about? It's about why we should make handmade pasta and how if we make handmade pasta, we'll start to care more about the food we're eating and the food we're buying.

Dude, Bo, that's a great point. Anytime that I go into a restaurant and their gnocchi is made from a machine or printed out, I hate it. I really don't enjoy it. But anytime I get handmade gnocchi, not only do I feel the love of the restaurant, but the quality is significantly higher. It's butter butterier it'll melt right in your mouth are you working you working food yes yeah you know what's up that's uh the gnocchi is key the gnocchi is key we do a gnocchi tuesday over at our house every tuesday and all the friends come over and we make gnocchi together. Gnocchi

Tuesdays? Oh, dude, I got to steal that. Yeah, it's great. Boy Dad comes out, Gnocchi Tuesdays comes out. Why? We're having a good conversation. Why does he want to wrap it up? So what are your plans? Are you going to New Orleans for the game? No, I'm about to go to North Carolina right now. It says that I'm going to get there about 10 minutes before I start boarding my flight. It's like a 40-minute, 50-minute Uber. I should call the Uber now. I'm going to call the Uber now, but I'll chat until it gets here. Okay.

What's going on in Chapel Hill? North Carolina, they're playing in the national championship tonight for basketball. So if they win, then they're going to be whooping it up in the UNC's in Chapel Hill. I want to hear more about Gnocchi Tuesdays, though. How are you flavoring your gnocchi? Are you doing it with some kind of nuts and a basil sauce or something like that? Like a lighter? Are you going like Tuscancan like a deeper a deeper

red sauce a nice heavy pomodoro yeah really really all over the place so the we've done a different sauce every week we started out with um what did we do we started out with the classic uh sage brown butter sauce um moved on to uh trappanese pesto which is uh what's trappanese it's a tomato and almond based pesto so the nuts really can set off the the pasta sauce in a whole different direction it's got to be nutty and uh we've done pistachio pesto. We've done pomodoro. And this gnocchi Tuesday, we might actually switch it up and do just pasta Tuesday. Just make some handmade pasta. Some fusilli, perhaps?

Maybe. Maybe. Dude, you should, for your friend's birthday, a little Sasquatch. I think that you should teach him to make pasta or do a little pasta making session with him. Well, we made some two days ago at my friend's house here in Denver, and it went horribly. You really got to smack around the dough when you're fucking got the dough going. You really got to smack the the dough when you're fucking got the dough going. You really got to smack the fuck out of it. But damn, I think that we're going to talk more at some other time.

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Get yourself some good socks right now at MeUndies.com slash sun. All righty. we are back, uh, Roan had to go catch a flight to North Carolina, he's gonna be in Chapel Hill tonight, so, uh, if you're in Chapel Hill, maybe you'll see him, um, so I'm gonna do a little Q&A, because I didn't really know what to do with the rest of the time. I thought this could be interesting slash fun. Um, so the first question we're going to do is release your own top ten list, Stu Feiner style. Alright, we're going to skip that one. We're going to roll over that one. Let's do, uh, who are your favorite Twitter follows?

My favorite Twitter follows, so that's an interesting one because I've been on Twitter for a while, and it can, there's people that go on Twitter, they grow really big, they're very funny, and then they stop tweeting. It happens to a lot of people. When I first started Twitter, my favorite people that I on Twitter, they grow really big. They, they're very funny. And then they stop tweeting. It happens to a lot of people. Um, when I first started Twitter, my favorite people that I followed were Sancho V's chain body, uh, mind if I wild out bill ratchet and most of those guys don't really tweet anymore. I mean, Sancho V's does Twitch streams now. Um, bill ratchet still

tweets not as much though, but yeah, those guys were my favorite follows for a while, and I still like them all a lot, they're very cool guys, and very funny, um, now, I would say my favorite Twitter follows are probably, um, I would say, like, the guys from Pod, Podcast About Lists, Caleb and Patrick. Those guys are very funny. Thomas, that guy's very funny. Nick Mullen is a great follow, but he doesn't really tweet anymore. Well, he didn't tweet for a while, and then he started tweeting again,

and now he doesn't tweet anymore. I think he's gone for good this time. Caucasian James is funny. There's a lot of good followers on Twitter, myself, if I do say so, um, but yeah, yeah, Twitter's interesting, because it's like a, it is weird, like, becoming, like, friendly with people on Twitter, and then one day they just disappear forever, and you never hear from them again. But what can you do? Let's see. Who would win in a fight, Jake Marsh or Kelly Keegs? Kelly Keegs.

Would you rather be a commercial pilot or a podcaster? A podcaster. I like planes, but I don't ever want to fly one. That seems very scary, especially when you're in charge of like 300 people on the plane too. That sounds horrifying. What is your stance on skeet for real? I think Pete Davidson's pretty funny. I think his stand-up's really funny, I, I, uh, don't really, like, SNL's weird, because, like, I don't really like, like, the musical sketches that he does, like, the rap videos, I don't think those are very funny, um, he does some funny stuff on SNL, but I think his stand-up is very good, and I think he's better as a stand-up than he is as a

sketch comedian, um, let's see, Do you think blind people go to the movies? Yeah, probably. I mean, I'd imagine a blind person going to the movies is like someone listening to a podcast with only audio. Like I feel like I could enjoy a movie with, with just, uh, with just audio. Sounds fine. Let's see. Talk about how you're a pussy. What? We're going to skip that one. Got a lot of people asking me what my favorite hike is that I've done.

My favorite hike is probably, I think it's called Twin, or Hidden Lakes, or Hidden Peaks, Twin Peaks, something like that, it's in Wyoming, and I did that one this summer, and it's like 14 miles out and back, so it's like seven miles each way, which is the longest hike I've ever done by a lot. The top of it is insanely, like the views are insane. It's beautiful. You get up there, you're like surrounded by these big ass peaks. And in the middle, there's just this massive lake with this blue ass water. I posted a picture of it on Instagram a while ago. You can find that, but it's crazy. We went swimming in it, me and

my friends, and it was like negative 30 degrees, and we, I only went in for like two seconds, but it was awesome, and then we hiked back down, it's a really, really fun hike, and it's like not that hard either, it's more, it's like, it gets steep at some points, but for the most part, I'd say it's more of just like a trail walk I don't see that the way back was harder but that also isn't that uncommon um top three good neighbor stuff sketches um top three good neighbor sketches that's a good question I think my favorite one is I gotta figure out what it's called, it's on Kyle Mooney's channel, um, let's see, oh, what is it, where is it, oh, Singing While Doing Chores, I love that sketch, and the ending of that sketch is so fucking funny, and it cracks me up so much, um, I'd say that one, I would say the drinking game one is super funny. And Chris, the original Chris sketch is hilarious.

But those are like, I think that's like the best sketch comedy like ever that I've like, I enjoy those so much. Another question kind of relating to that. Someone asked me what's my favorite sketch that I've ever recorded myself, um, my favorite sketch that I've ever done myself is definitely my Uber Eats Deluxe sketch, um, I thought that that sketch was, came out really well, I really liked the idea of the joke, I thought, like, filming, it was also, like, a longer one, I think it was, like, it was either, like, it might have been, like, two minutes, minutes which doesn't seem long but when you're recording a sketch

when you're playing both of the characters and like like when you're recording a sketch and you're playing both the characters it's really hard to like nail it so it's like you got to like re-record a bunch so that one took me like a long ass time to make because you have to re-record it until it's like completely smooth so like it seems like it's actually a conversation between two different people, and not just, like, uh, like, I don't know how to describe it, but that one came out really well, I thought, and I was very happy with it, and, yeah, I'd say second, probably, um, my second favorite one is probably the SNL, like the dad coming into the room and asking the son if, like, if he wants to come downstairs and watch SNL, because I thought that one was really funny

too, but yeah, let's see, how did Roan get famous? So that's a, that's a good question because me and Owen have actually been talking and Roan is like such a humble person and like so interesting. And like when we go on these trips, like when we go on like the neighborhood eats trips, like when we were just in last week or two weeks ago, like I'm, we're with his friends, the two mics, and they tell me all these things about Roan that like, he would never have're with his friends, the two Mikes, and they tell me all these things about Roan that, like, he would never have told me, like, all these interesting-ass stories, and we've actually been thinking about doing a, um, uh, interview, like, just an episode where we're just interviewing Roan, and we're gonna have, like, one of the Mikes come in and just,

like, ask questions, and I think it'd be really cool because, like, Roan's got some crazy-ass stories, like, I remember one time we were recording a while ago it was like right when the podcast first started and he said that I was like Rowan did you have you ever done uh have you ever done like comedy roasts because it seems like something he would do with like his background in uh in rap battle and he was like no but I judged one with Dave Attell, which is just like a crazy thing to just drop, that he judged a comedy roast with Dave Attell. But yeah, so short answer is he got famous from rap battling. He won, he's like the rap battle champion two times.

World champion, which is insane. But yeah, there's a lot of, Rowan's got a lot of cool stories, and I think an interview with him would be awesome. Let's see how do i ball so hard comes natural um a lot of people asking me if i'm ever gonna stream on twitch elden ring or apex probably not um i like video i've talked about this before, but I enjoy video

games a lot. Like, it's one of my favorite things to do, like, after work is, like, play video games with my friends, and that's where it becomes complicated with streaming, because, like, I don't want to have my friends have to get, like, nice ass microphones and stuff, and, like, be on camera and all this shit, so, no, I probably won't ever stream, it's not really my thing, I've tried it a while ago, I tried it a while ago when I was, like, I had, like, 6,000 followers on Twitter, and I had, like, one viewer, and it was fun, but I mostly just enjoy playing video games without, like, the pressure of, like, a thousand people watching me or some shit. Um, this person said, would you ever consider doing the Yak remotely? I understand your concerns about living in New York. Would you ever telecommute to the Yak? Yeah, I would, um, but

unfortunately, it's just, like, not a show that the Yak would work with. Like, it's not, like, I don't think Zoom is something that you could do with the yak it's too like I mean it's too like they like you have to be there to really like understand like to be like going like flowing with it um yeah I just don't think zooming would ever work we've had we had like Stephen Che zoom in one time recently and that worked but it's like we like we literally forgot he was there after like five minutes because Cause it's like, you're so like invested in like what's going on in the room with like the, the wheel and, and everything like that. So it's kind of hard to be doing that remotely. Um, this person said, is Roan actually married? Always thought it was a joke till he talked about

wedding cakes on the act. Yes. Roan is married. He he posted pictures i'm pretty sure of him at his wedding like over the last summer um let's see about a potential move out to california never i did not like la to be fair when we were in la for work, it was like we were in West Hollywood, and we were like 30 minutes to the beach, so we never went out there, but I don't like LA. I don't really like the whole influencer thing. There was billboards of people for coaching programs for influencers, which is just, like, the most demented thing I've ever heard, so no, I don't, I don't like that whole scene, why don't I like the greatest city in the fucking world?

So, New York, I feel like, is just, like, not for some people, obviously, it's a city where there's unlimited things to do. I've been in New York for two years, and I've probably been to 1 50th of New York. It's a huge city, but it's too big. will be like months at a time where like I like won't see grass, which is just not something that I like. So, yeah, I don't know. I mean, the one thing that I do like about New York is that like the comedy scene there is so big. And it's like the best comedy in my opinion, the best comedy in the country is in New York, comedians wise. the country is in New York, comedians-wise, and it's awesome being able to go to just, like, a random show at the stand or the cellar and seeing, like, huge comedians, like, whenever you want,

so that is one thing that I would miss if I ever moved away from New York. Let's see, a lot of people are asking me about stand-up. I'm doing stand-up, some stand-up stuff this weekend when I'm going back to New York, but, uh, yeah, I'll probably start doing it more in the summer, it's just, like, a lot of work, and it's kind of, like, horrifying, too, it's fun, it's very rewarding, I like doing live comedy a lot, so I think, but, like, when we did so a couple months ago I think it was in November we did um two shows in one night at Laugh Boston it was me Roan KB and Nick and that was awesome it's it's a lot easier being on stage when you have like at least one other person to like bounce stuff off of so it's like you don't have to be on the whole entire time you're up there, but I would like to do a lot more live podcast stuff,

maybe in like Philly, something like that, but yeah, I'll probably get more into that stuff, I mean, I'm doing the Moon Tower Festival in Austin in like late April, which will be fun, all right, let's do a couple more, someone asked if I'd ever get into... Wait, I lost the question. Will I ever get into alpine mountaineering? So, I like hiking a lot, but one thing that does scare me is, like, the oxygen. I don't, like, it's very uncomfortable being at places where it's, like,

the oxygen's super thin, so that's something that would, like, fuck me up a lot, I think, I would like to do some big peaks in America, I don't know if I would ever do anything outside of America, like, I'm not trying to go to, like, the Himal, like, do any, like, Himalayan expeditions, but I don't know, we'll see. Which has been my hardest hike that I've done? Jeez, I mean, it's weird, because, like, you get better at it as you go along, I'd say the hardest one I ever did was, like, the first one I did, which was Mount Mansfield, because we were, like, so inexperienced, and it was, like, the first mountain I've actually hiked, so that one was, like, really fucking hard, because we didn't really know what we were in for, but, like, so inexperienced. And it was, like, the first mountain I've actually hiked. So that one was, like, really fucking hard.

Because we didn't really know what we were in for. But, yeah, I'd say that's probably the hardest one I've done. But it, like, isn't the hardest one I've done, too. Which is weird. How big is your dick? Huge. Talk about Elden Ring. Elden Ring was fun.

It's just not really my game. I'm into like first person shooters I'm not really into like world like free world games I mean aside for like GTA I played uh Breath of Wild on the switch which I liked a lot but also even that game was like hard as fuck and Elden ring I mean it's just like I don't have it in me to be like going around collecting runes for like 10 hours at a time just so I can like level up my sword once to fight a boss. Like that's not my ideal game. I've been reading a lot more recently. I haven't really been reading much this week because I've been in Denver. But, yeah, I think it would be fun to do that, like get some people involved to talk about the book that I'm reading,

and we could all read it together. I think it would be fun. Then I'll end on this question. Someone just said favorite book. Favorite book, probably, like as of recent, like obviously I didn't start reading again until like a couple of months ago. Favorite book I've read recently was, um, probably like fear and loathing in Las Vegas. I enjoyed a lot, I like a lot of Bukowski books, Bukowski's, like, honestly, like, what, Charles Bukowski's honestly, like, what got me back into reading, because his books are so easy to read, but, like, also so entertaining,

um, Ham on Rye, Bukowski's amazing, um, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is very funny and very good, On the Road is, like, an amazing book, I really enjoyed that one, um, let's say, yeah, those three, I mean, I don't think those are very, like, those are pretty general favorite books, like, very famous books, your favorite, okay, I'll do one more. Your favorite tweet that you've ever tweeted. Probably, I like doing the tweets a lot that are, like, about kids. Like, me having kids. Like, where I'm like, oh, like, my son watched the election today and started crying. Like, something like that.

Like, where I'm, like, pretending I have a kid who's, like, super woke. I think those are funny because it, like, pisses off a bunch of people bunch of people and they like freak out and they have no idea it's a joke because they're fucking idiots. Um, are you moving to Colorado? I would like to move to Colorado. It's not really, I don't even really think it's like about genuinely, like generally like Colorado as much as it is like, it's, it's nice being out here with like people my age and like my friends like it it's like it feels a lot better but I don't know I mean there's so much in New York for my job and my career so it's a very tough decision but as of now maybe I'm being I don't know maybe in the summer I would like do a month here or something like that.

I mean, I'm going back to New York on fucking Wednesday, unfortunately. I don't want to go back. And honestly, people get mad and they're like, Oh, you're not working, stuff like that. But it's like I am working. I've been doing the podcast remotely and I'm editing it myself and I'm doing the clips myself and I'm putting it out myself, which takes hours. I'm honestly probably doing more work remotely than I have been at the office. It's not like I'm working in a 9-to-5 job. Our podcast is doing very well, and there's only so much I can do.

I'm not someone that I don't believe in pumping out. I know Dave Portnoy, his whole thing is he makes content everywhere, like 100 videos a day with the pizza reviews and all that stuff. But also, some people can do that, some people can't. like, if I was putting out, like, 30 videos a day, I would lose followers, like, people wouldn't like that, like, some people have different styles of what they're gonna do, and, yeah, I don't know, so, I think I could easily do my job remotely, it's just more like, and I think the podcast, honestly, is better remotely, because I'm in a better mood, but, I don't know, yeah, I mean, I also just signed a 16 because I'm in a better mood, but I don't

know, yeah, I mean, I also just signed a 16-month lease, so I know I can't really move out of New York right now, but I don't know, we'll see. All right, guys, thanks for listening, make sure you guys give this video a like, thumbs up, comment, subscribe, give it five stars on Spotify and Apple, thank you guys for listening, We'll see you guys soon. Oh, also, it's my 21st birthday, so fucking give this five stars for my birthday. All right, thank you guys. Peace.