Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad Ep. 58 - In The Classroom (ft. Maddy Smith)

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

-- Comedian/Rapper Maddy Smith (@ somaddysmith) joins the show to talk about her time on Wild N Out, her stand up comedy career, her time with Sas in Austin, and much more. Very funny episode. -- Episode is also available on YouTubeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, what's up, guys? Real quick, before we get into the episode, I'm going to be in Arlington slash the D.C. area on June 3rd and 4th, and Brooklyn on June 18th doing stand-up. It's going to be a really fun time. You can buy tickets if you go to my Instagram or my Twitter. The link will be in my bio.

Come on out. It's going to be really fun. Enjoy today's episode. Thank you. Peace. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today is Monday, May 2nd. It is 1140 a.m. We have a special guest today. Hey, everyone. Maddie Smith. Yes. Thank you guys both for having me.

Of course. Lil Sasquatch. Do you have a name? Harry. Oh, should we call him Harry or Lil Sasquatch? That's doxing, I think. No, it's not. Oh, shit.

Okay. No, no, no. It isn't. It isn't. Can I call you Harry? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

It feels a little bit more normal. Can I be your Harry? Yeah. Okay. It feels a little bit more normal. Can I be your Sally? He does need a Sally. He always needs a Sally. Always. You guys were just down in Austin together because you're a stand-up. Yes. But you're a comedian and you're also on Wild N' Out.

Yeah. You've been doing Wild N' Out for a couple of years. We were just talking about you last week that you're on Wild N' Out. And it's fortuitous that you're in New York and you're in town and or you live here. Yeah. And that you're just you come on the show. So thanks for being here. I can't believe you got someone from Wild N Out.

Like I was like, we want to see. Let me call him up, see if I can fly him in from Miami. Yeah. See if you can get conceited. What's conceited like? He is short as always on his phone he's short as fuck but they're shorter on the show they're shorter just like shorter dudes yeah oh really little tiny guys yeah call them i feel like they get short ass dudes just so they have something to make fun of oh yeah everyone there has something you need like an archetype to like make fun of they just hire two

new jewish people because they're like we got to mix up the fucking slurs you know what i mean yeah and so nick cannon can prove that he doesn't hate jewish people i know that's why we wanted to see if harry could probably he wouldn't be able to get on or now that you're hiring he's 77 he just found out he's 77 77 and what's the original it was 30 oh ran the numbers back out he's 77. 77? And what's the other one? Originally, it was 30. Oh. Ran the numbers back and it's 77. Shit, dude. How do you feel? It changed a lot for me.

Yeah, you started acting like Woody Allen. Yeah. Those dudes came up to me when I was leaving work the other day and they were like, you know, the people on the street? Yeah. And they're like, are you Jewish? Mm-hmm. And I was like, no.

Wait, what dudes? That's never happened. Well, it probably isn't. Oh, wait. That usually can tell. They, what dudes? That's never happened. Well, it probably isn't. Oh, wait. That usually can tell. They can tell. Yeah, that has happened. I took it as like an honor

that they came up like, no, but thank you so much. If you say yes, they like do like a whole prayer like on you and stuff and I'm like, I'm not doing this. What are they recruiting? On 7th Ave.

I could go for like someone to pray for me. Yeah, just a random Jewish dude. I might just say yes, yeah. You just take it? Oh, if you say yes and you're not Jewish. Yeah, why are they asking? It's a big mistake.

It's like eating communion in the Catholic church. They'll know. You've got to be Catholic as fuck. CAF, dude. Really? You're that Catholic? I was raised super Catholic. Then my parents got divorced and kind of abandoned it.

Damn. That goes right against Catholicism. That spits in the face of Catholicism. And my dad's gay. i'm kidding but yeah we were the whole catholic thing yada yada yada it's weird though now because like like the pedophilia and blah blah blah oh yeah you can't shake it yeah you can't shake the pedophilia it's like it just looms over you i know i was catholic and i went to penn state so fucking pedophilia follows me like a fog dude this shit is fucking i think you follow the pedophilia i know i'm sniffing it out

i'm chasing down the pedophilia and now you work at barstool like a truffle pig for yeah it's for three levels of pedophilia i i was like loosely catholic and then i watched spotlight and then i was like ah yeah yeah we good yeah it was fine when they were like running up in different countries and like converting people and spreading diseases and fucking killing people in the name of god but like once it came to pedophilia that's where i draw the line that's where i have to get out and it's just it can't stand anymore and i think everybody's out i don't think anyone's going to church anymore people are going to church though i have family in new jersey who goes to church every Sunday.

How old are they? How old are the people that go to church? They're like boomers, boomers, but also their kids have picked up on the church thing. Oh, and they're passing it on? Yeah, Catholicism sometimes is just like the kids just like go forever. I can't believe it. I feel like I went to a point where like my mom was like, you have to go. And then I got to an age where I was like, I don't need to do this anymore.

Yeah. So I just started saying no no some people just like do it yeah like my cousins just like have always just gone to church yeah i think it's a strong nuclear family type of thing and guilt i don't have if it's like past passed down guilt like internalized guilt you would just be like i cannot go i just have to go but if it was fun as fuck it'd be harder to give up if church was fun as fuck i was so boring but it's been always been boring it's always sucked there's never been any fucking good music and i know that there's some churches that try to be like oh we're gonna have a guitar player and a dude with a mohawk singing but like for the most part it's not good music it's not like fun like it's not it's not like interesting stories some of the songs will stick in your head

some of the songs slap if i'm gonna like You know. Because I've had times where like randomly. Like I haven't been to church in probably like eight years. Yeah. And I have times still where like in my head I'm like singing like. Dude. Our God is an awesome. I'm like hallelujah. Hallelujah.

Yes. That one. Exactly. Yeah. Fucking slaps. Yeah. Or there was one that was like. We are called.

We are chosen. We are Christ. I don't know that. Dude. That one was fire. It was called anthem. I don, we are chosen, we are Christ's food. That one was fire. It was called anthem. I don't know if you were going to the Catholic church. No, we were two-stepping. That's fine if you didn't fucking get into it like I got into it. Where are you from?

Philadelphia. Where are you from? Massachusetts. Okay, so we're more northeast. I'm like Buffalo. Buffalo? We might have a different regional tunes. Yeah, you guys didn't get one. That didn't get up to you guys. It was tearing up the top 40 charts in church. We were fucking two-stepping to guys. It was tearing up the top 40 charts in church. Oh, yeah. Fucking two-step into it. It was fucking nice. Are you a big Benny the Butcher fan?

Is that a Buffalo rapper? Yeah. No, but I think everyone asked me about that and what's the other... There's like something that starts with an R. Buffalo Rings? No, a rapper that starts with an R. R. Kelly? No, from Buffalo. Ray Vaughan? Griselda? Yes! there's an r in there

yeah wait so you don't like rap that much uh okay so this is my rapper this is my thing i go to wild and out and then like for like two weeks after wild and out it's like a girl who just studied abroad and you're like ibiza i'm like i wear barcelona yes and i wear like jordans and i'm like yo this this new da baby it's like kidding and then it wears off every day and then i'm just back to like ariana grande yeah you have to refresh it i like listen to rap yeah just for a little bit i definitely am a code switcher you did the art right yes i did that's hilarious yes yeah it was fun i like so we met Moon Tower, just like that one show. And then I, that night I had like a flight at like five in the morning the next day.

And I. You YouTubed me while you were waiting for your flight? I YouTubed you. Oh my God. And I watched like all your highlights. I know. What did you find? Well, no, that's when I was like, oh, we should have Ron.

There's a lot out there. Because Ron's like, I mean, not to to toot his horn but he's like a rap out of legend wait you're Ron yeah hold on a second oh it's all making sense I thought you were just some guy I am kind of just some

guy but like look at your posture everything you're not like giving Ron right now what do you mean everything okay now I have to like like, backtrack. Yeah, you fell off, first of all. Bro, you gotta get back to your character. I'm not like Julia Stiles in Save the Last Dance right now. What do you mean I'm not giving culture?

This is the Roan we all know and love. No, Roan, you're in your flop era right now. This is fucked. But let's, okay, let me backtrack. People have been telling me about you for years. Really? Yes, I used to work with Francis. We all know Francis Ellis.

Wait, you used to work with Francis? R know Francis Ellis Wait you used to work with Francis? R.I.P. Barstool Francis As a comedian? Yeah And we've been Doing stand up? We've been in random Writers rooms before

And when I got on Wild N Out He was like You gotta meet my boy Roan Really? And he showed me Your fucking videos Damn I'm so sorry

I like don't know anyone That's fine No no it's fine And when you introduced me Did you say Roan? I did I think I did And I was gonna Cause I usually just say Adam.

I was going to say Adam until 2 p.m. I know. So this is, now I feel like I'm in a dream with Lil Sasquatch, Roan, and whoever that is. So, hey. Dude, that's Mike Posner. I was just kidding. Did Roan's audio just get super loud?

I don't know. Dude, chill, Roan. You're getting too excited. I did get super excited. Okay, so you're a rapper. You know me. You do battle rap? I battle rapped against a dude named Sharone.

I know Sharone. Yeah, from Wild N Out. Yeah. Are you me? You do battle rap? I battle rapped against a dude named Sharon. I know Sharon. Yeah, from Wild N Out. Are you really? Him and I are tight. Dude, I was so mean to him. I don't feel bad because his feelings don't get hurt. No, he's kind of autistic. He's a what?

Kind of autistic. That's what he did the whole rap. I talked for a full round about how autistic he was. Yeah. But I spun it into like like it's such a sweet thing that you're autistic like i'm the one who's disadvantaged trying to be a battle rapper who's not autistic because it helps him it's like a cheat code like he can like organize like rhymes better in his head insane the things that he brings to wild and out i'm like this is a show

on mtv2 for like 14 year olds and he's like're a Jew, but the only thing about you is the fact that... And you're like, you gotta chill, man. You have to chill. Like insane, like hurtful bars. One time he said something about JFK being shot in the head. I'm like, these kids don't even know who our current president is. But go off, but continue. They're not going to know old president murders.

I'm obsessed. He goes so hard he uh when he was 16 he like uh he he went to like a rival high school and said like uh some some like barbaric line about a kid from their high school who had just died in a car crash and they like surrounded him like they weren't gonna let him leave but at that time he just was like his brain was just turned off to like any of the negative things that could happen and was just like what's the most brutal fucked up thing that i could say to somebody that's what he does he reminds me of a couple like roast battlers in the city yeah

yeah they're like obsessed and it's kind of like similar brain tendencies of like obsession and going hard and can't rest until it's over yeah it's fuck it is a crazy thing to have is that how you got on to wildadden out doing roast? Yeah. How did you, so wait, were you doing like, like just, yeah, you know, like the stand you said roast masters and stuff. So I used to do that. And was that Lewis?

Yeah. Lewis Gomez. Um, it was a bunch of us. Did it meet him? Congdon Rosebud was in there. And then, um, Brendan, all, all these people I had. So because of that that all these roast masters went on youtube so i just sent that in for the wild and out audition and then when i

auditioned i had to do like stand up and rap and stuff like that i definitely have an advantage because i'm like a white girl you know what i mean because i'm always like oh my when people audition i'm like oh my god it's so easy it's so straightforward but i do not understand that i played into a little bit of an archetype that they maybe were looking for. I don't even know if I played, but I'm lucky to be a funny white woman within the context of that show. Yeah, it's great. It's super helpful. But also, I mean, doing roast battles is like that's like a joke writing exercise where you have to be like really compact with your language.

Yeah, you do. And like it's helpful to prepare you, I think, for stuff like Wildin' Out. I think so, too. Yeah. You shake stuff off. How did you find it? Was it hard? Was it fun?

Was that something you wanted to do for a while? No, my only goal was to not have an office job. Yeah. And so then when I got the Wildin' Out, I was like, I guess this is it. I didn't see it coming like this, but I definitely thought it would be something else. When I first got it, people would be like, oh, like, brook comics in brooklyn are you embarrassed to be on that i'm like you i don't have a job yeah what are you fucking kidding me what would you be embarrassed about yeah that's awesome i don't know i mean i like don't watch a lot but like it kills like i cry

laughing that's the other it doesn't even matter just like it. It's work. Yeah. Like you work. People are like bartenders or like fucking work at a at a fucking like in an office or like at a fuck as like a tech for a fucking doctor or something like that. Like there's so many jobs that aren't in entertainment that it's like anything to not have anything. Anything to just be in entertainment. Yeah, I agree. Which is. But people. I don't know what those people are doing.

It's like a point of like privilege almost to be like, oh, like you will fucking take any job that's given to you. It's like, yeah, I'll take any job that's given to me. Actually, yeah, at 100 million percent. If you're going to pay me to just like crack jokes, I'll take the job. It doesn't matter what the job is. There's also super talented people at Wild N Out. I know, totally. People are just like weird and they have this like purest sense of like how their career is going to go.

So it's kind of like projecting an insecurity. So if someone else's career doesn't look like the way you thought yours would, you're going to like insult them. Yeah. Out of like, oh, they got that. And also let me undermine that. For no reason. You live in Brooklyn? I live in Queens in Astoria.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. I feel like there's a lot of funny ass people in Astoria and I don't know why. Because it's close to the airport. Oh, it's close to LaGuardia. Yeah, that's pretty much what it comes down to. Is that really why? Yeah, because we can all fly out for our gigs.

That's really what it comes down to. How close is it? I'm eight minutes from the airport. I used to brag to people. I used to be like, yeah, but I'm close to the airport. Then I realized it's like the equivalent of living in Burbank in LA or something. It's not a good thing to be near an airport. People usually try to be far as fuck from the airport.

There's planes going every... Are you getting woken up every night by like big ass planes? It's not... No, I don't know how that works because... Maybe it's the other way. Maybe. I think it zooms around. I am getting woken up recently by a screaming baby every single night next door to me. Oh, damn.

I thought you were going to say that thunder today. Dude, what was that? You heard that too? I woke up and I was like, this is what I get for doing a barstool podcast. This is God cursing me and sending me a plague your house yeah they struck my house i was like oh my god i should cancel on harry dude there was fucking car car alarms going off i thought it happened like on my block but then i heard there's car alarms going off in manhattan and in fact i didn't we didn't have car alarms but my apartment was like shaking it was crazy i thought i woke up i think there was like two big ones i woke up from the second big one i woke up from the first one then i was like awake for the second one i literally thought that like my windows

were gonna like explode like i thought we got bombed yeah it was crazy i was dead set for like two minutes i was like this is it this is it russia's here yeah you were fired i was gonna look outside and there'd be a massive mushroom cloud over Brooklyn. If we got warred on or whatever, what would you guys do? I think New York would be fucked. Yeah, we're so dense. Also, it's the hotspot. It's New York and D.C., I think.

I think that they expect the dudes to stay, which is kind of bullshit. Dudes in Ukraine were just sending their families off and fucking. Fighting. Fuck that, dude. I thought we're doing equality. I thought that the women had to fuck it. They had to strap up too. Like fuck that.

We would be so fucked. Even if there was a threat that New York was like going to get bombed, we would be fucked because there would be no way to get out. It would be so. There would be so much traffic. It would be like Astroworld. Yeah, you'd have to like swim. It'd be crazy.

Yeah. Or just walk out. Like you'd have to like swim it'd be crazy yeah or just walk out like you'd have to migrate like true refugee like true refugee shit by that point I'm like I'll just kill myself yeah

I'm not I'm not walking across the George Washington and then where you are New Jersey no I'm in Brooklyn no I mean like

after you walk walk out of New York you're in New Jersey like what's the next step oh yeah yeah yeah I'll just kill myself oh to go I wouldn't kill myself because the bomb would hit you so quickly oh you're assuming and you wouldn't what's the next step? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just kill myself. Oh, to go into New Jersey? I wouldn't kill myself

because the bomb would take me so quickly. Oh, you're assuming that. And you wouldn't have to like, you wouldn't have to build up the courage Any sort of like war or apocalyptic situation, I'm just going to immediately kill myself. I can't deal with food rations and like sitting in an abandoned bus.

Really? Yeah, we got to get your survival game up. How are you supposed to do that after we've had Wi-Fi? Yeah, I they just wiped out internet i don't wait what would be the biggest threat that's like one of the biggest threats is like um fucking what are they called it's like a black like the blackout bombs where it just takes down all of like the service oh my god we asked one of our buddies in in the office uh like what he would do this guy named glenny balls if he well he would do if there was he would do it if there was no more airport.

Glennie Balls? Yeah, Glennie Balls. Glennie Balls. He's a fucking Long Island dude. Fat, obviously. He's self-proclaimed and just like wears it. You got a lot of fat people here. Okay, cool.

It works. It's fucking awesome. Working fat people, yeah. There's like 10 people in the office right now. That's so unusual to me. Wow, like working fat people. Yeah. Yeah. There's like 10 people. That's so unusual to me. Wow. What a progressive office. I know.

It's part of their diversity statement to have fat people. We have two fat guys. And now a new, new kind of, kind of Lizzo type. Are you talking about Charlie clips? Oh, I guess he's fat too.

Charlie clips is fat. Who's the new girl? Uh, Courtney B. Is she from the stand? Yeah. She's at the stand yeah yeah i was talking to someone like two nights ago on friday i think and they were like yeah she's she's about

to be on wild now yeah but this dude glennie balls was like i guess you couldn't get ubers and uh he was like i would have to like go to like walk up to a taxi cab and like i guess i would like have to type it in my phone like where i was going i'm like glennie like you can you can talk still. Just because there's not any more internet doesn't mean that you're not allowed to talk to anybody. But that's how foreign it is to people that if there was no internet, people would just stop talking. People wouldn't know what to do. It would be bad news.

It would be crazy. I feel like I would try to lead some kind of counterinsurgency or some shit like that. like counterinsurgency or some shit like that. And like try and run the streets and like, like drive a bus around, like fucking plowing through fucking good, good meaning citizens and go cannibal or some shit like that. Wow. Try and run the,

like take advantage of a crisis. I feel like. I don't know what I would be so fucked. Wow, that was very revealing of who you are. Yeah. At least I'm being honest about it. You'd kill yourself. Yeah.

Sass would join the army. He'd be like a fucking massive patriot. I wouldn't join up. I would probably try and get some food and then just chill in my apartment I would hoard food I think

and yeah I have a lot of books right now frozen frozen goods yeah I think frozen how though how are you like where are you

going to get a ton of frozen food from the grocery store you hear the bomb and then immediately run to key food and you come back with all the

and loot I'd run to Dwayne Reed right downstairs or would you spend money yeah because no one's going to get to Dwayne Reed right downstairs. Or would you spend money? I guess I would spend money I don't want to indicate to other people that they should panic you know what I mean? So I would act normal bring all the pizza back

but they would be panicking. Remember like day one of COVID people were like buying thousands of rolls of paper towels and toilet paper Who started that rumor? It was definitely the paper towel people that were like oh there's not going to be any more. There was this one dude who like bought out like the entire, like an entire

state worth of hand sanitizer. He was like planning on like selling it all for like a billion dollars. And then it just like, like everyone stopped caring about the pandemic. Well, I think they canceled his ass. They canceled his ass. Yeah, it wasn't, they weren't about to let that shit happen. Terrible plan.

There was also a group of Hasids in Brooklyn who bought a shit ton of N95s. Oh, really? And were, like, selling them on the black market. Really? Yeah, that was, like, huge drama in April 2020. That's smart as fuck, though. Have you ever worn an N95? Yeah, I have. They suck.

They suck, and they're so fucking ugly. They're so uncomfortable and so hot. Yeah, they're so hot. They're ugly as fuck. They're so uncomfortable and so hot. Yeah, they're so hot. They're ugly as fuck. They're so ugly. I had to wear one pretty recently because it was the only mask I could find. Your life is so hard. I know.

We have to wear them on the wild and outset because it's like an N95 zone. Oh, really? Yeah, we still have to wear masks and stuff and test every two days. Where do you shoot? Atlanta. What's the address? Atlanta, Magic City. Really? Yeah. Does Uncle Nick come through every's the address? Atlanta. Magic City. Really?

Yeah. Does Uncle Nick come through every show or what? Every show, yeah. Really? Wait, that's so weird. I just had a dream last night he wasn't hosting

and we like pretended he was there because they were going to insert him in the edit. Oh, like a hologram? Yeah. Yeah. And in the dream, I was like,

I guess it makes sense. He has 20 kids. Dude, he can't stop having fucking kids. I know. It's crazy. Why is he having so many kids? Is he trying to repopulate the earth with Nick Cannon?

Is he trying to spread his seed far and wide? Wasn't that what Steve Jobs was trying to do before he died? Oh, was Steve Jobs doing that too? How many kids did he have? Or maybe he was just in the planning phase of spreading his seed far and wide. I know Eazy-E had like 50 kids and him and his friend were in like a competition to have more kids that's just so much that's fucking nasty but then the other part of me is like i guess that's pretty cool yeah sometimes people do that

why do they have to live by my rules moses moses was doing shit like that abraham i think abraham was yeah abraham was just had had fucking kids galore. He was just running around like a fucking legend. I guess Nick Cannon's like a new prophet. Have you ever asked him about it? What's your conversation with Nick Cannon? No, they're pretty on the surface. Hey, how are you? Good.

Yeah. Saw your touring. Yeah. How many kids do you have? How's Mariah? So, um. Do people still make fun of him for Mariah Carey? Yeah.

Yeah. It's kind of old though. Yeah. Do people still make fun of him for Mariah Carey? Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of old, though. Yeah. It's getting old. Like, making fun of him for his music, Mariah Carey, how many kids he's, it's, like, getting old. Yeah, you've got to find new things to, and, like, he had, like, a turban face. He's not still in his turban faces.

No, he's over that. Now he, like, wears just, like, a lot of Louis Vuitton, and he's really into, like, sit-ups. He's a fucking. He has insane abs. Oh, yeah, he does. Yeah. And he's like 65, right? No.

What? He's 40. He would always like, he was always like a little bit older than I would realize and be like, wait, he's kind of like a mogul. He is a mogul. He's been around our entire lives. I know. It's like one of the last, like, it's like a connection to MTV.

Yeah. It's like one of the last great jobs on or like pretty good jobs on MTV. It's like all the shows that were on MTV kind of like had this massive rise and then, you know, turned into something else. But like Wildin Out like has this staying power that I don't know. I don't know why, but it has to be like Nick Cannon and he's almost uncancellable. I don't know why, but it has to be like Nick Cannon, and he's almost uncancellable. I also think there's not a lot of pure, just fun comedy shows out there that are that replicable. I mean, from a money standpoint, it's really easy to produce. It's like Impractical Jokers, which has been on for a million seasons.

And like TruTV, that's the only show on TruTV, because it's so fucking easy. What goes into the production is it like i know that it's like a lot almost is it like a camp where like you spend a couple days like rehearsing like yeah pretty much down and you're all like kind of in like i feel like you're in like it's literally a lobby ball or like a hotel ballroom or some shit how do you know that i don't know i just feel like i've seen like videos people are like practicing that's exactly it yeah we go we go like up to our hotel and we you know stay there for two weeks we get like a suite in our hotel and then we do warm-up like rehearsal for like four days in in a conference room in a hotel where we play

zip zap zap is it really like an improv class yeah it's like improv class. They'll do the circle. There's Niall. He's the executive producer. He's like, circle up, circle up. Season 18, clap it up. And he's like, I got to make cuts this season. Every season there's threatens of cuts and then everyone stays. And everyone's like, fuck, I don't want to get cut.

And there's mind games and stuff. In a fun way. In a fun way. Not like SNL mind games. More just like he wants everyone I don't want to get cut. And like, there's like mind games and stuff in a fun way, in a fun way. Not like SNL mind games, more just like he wants everyone to do well. So he like makes. What kind of mind games? Just like telling people he's going to make cuts or like, I don't have room for everyone. And then you're at the end of the season.

To make you hungrier. Yeah. If you're horrifyingly bad or you don't do like what they're telling you specifically, they'll be like, you have to go home. Really? But for the most part, they'll like threaten cuts and then everyone stays and do people are people blindsided when they get cut is it like a no no there's a lot of like he'll tell you like over and over and over again what is it like they is it like new people that get cut like it doesn't

work out sometimes new but sometimes it's someone who's been on for four seasons and they're like all right this is your season to let us know what your thing is. And they still can't figure it out. So there's multiple warnings. How long have you been on? Five seasons. Damn. Yeah.

That's a lot of seasons. That's awesome. Yeah. How often do you guys like, how often do you guys record? We film like every six months or so. Oh, nice. Yeah. So.

That sounds like a pretty sweet gig. I can't complain. Yeah. And I find myself complaining and I'm like, shut up. Yeah, well, we complain all the time. Yeah, I know. And then there's people

who are like 20 years into comedy and they're just like, I don't know what my move is. And you're on the same show where like Kevin Hart was like a cast member. Yeah.

That's kind of like Cat Williams. Or yeah, and like it turns, like people wind up getting like rich off of stuff they do like through Wildin' Out.

I know. Like people, people are rich. For me, it's like now I'm able to sell tickets. Once you have like a following, everything just goes further. Yeah. Yeah. You can, you're so much more, what's the word, motivated to like put stuff out there when you don't have 3000 followers.

Yeah. When you get like above 20,000, you're you're like oh i guess people will already be there yeah i remember that was such a defeating feeling like working on like a video for like six hours and putting it down against like 200 for who it's like but when you have a following you're like all right i'll film every set yeah and i'll put stuff out there and then it just starts snowballing and then all of a sudden your only thing isn't wilding out it's like oh shit i have a million things that people know me from and that's going to help my audiences because it's such a diverse audience it's like white girls and black dudes who come to my shows which is fucking sick it's awesome yeah nice and diverse

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Like you've kind of like rehearsed it or like, you know, like if you're doing like a little pick up and kill it or whatever, like, you know, the heat, what are you going to do? We're big fans of pick up and kill it. We love pick up and kill it or whatever, you know the heat when he's going to do it. We're big fans of pick up and kill it. We love pick up and kill it. In this house, we play pick up and kill it. We know what games we're going to play. And because it's TV, you have to know the order and stuff like that because they're not going to waste camera rolls on everyone improvising.

So you know the structure of the episode, but you don't know what's going to make the episode or what jokes are going to be good until the episode, but you don't know like what's going to make the episode or like what actually, what jokes are going to like be good till the episode's over. And so you have like an idea of like, there's no like rehearsal. There's no like,

there's no like producers know like what jokes you're going to say. Oh really? No one knows. So it's kind of just up to you. Yeah. And so can people, people can fuck up then. Yeah.

People fuck a lot of time. Really? Yeah. And they just don't put it in. Yeah. Obviously. Unless it's like a funny, funny fuck up then yeah people fuck a lot of time really yeah and they just don't put it in yeah obviously unless it's like a funny funny fuck up damn so it's like a live show it's a live show yeah do you so like do people like buy tickets or do you guys um i think you can get them for free but there's like a lottery or something yeah yeah yeah it's fucking fascinating yeah because there's not shows like that there's not shows it's like the last one yeah but it's like like we were saying last week is like vaudeville it's like a bunch of like

you go up and it's like a variety show and like all these different types of like in the classroom i'm okay that's two games so far i'm ready for you to drop more as the episode continues sprinkle in there because that else can I sprinkle in there. They did ask me before I started at Barstool to come through and try out. I was in like that. Does Barstool not let you guys do outdoor activities? I don't know if they would love that.

Dave! Come on, work on it. He's out here reviewing pizza. I think you guys should be. He has like one, or I don't know. But it's, it's just like the fact it's like a couple weeks of shooting. Keep going. No, it's just, it's just a fascinating, it's just a fascinating like style of comedy.

It's fucking, it's dope. Yeah, it is. It's pretty cool. Yeah. How long do you think you'll be there? I think I'll be there till I can't be there. Yeah. Till they send your ass home?

Sit my white ass down. I'm going to, because they're always like, Nick wants you to like be able to leave and come back as a guest. He doesn't want you to be here forever. They want to rotate through new people. Yeah. They want you to get to the point where you're like, oh, I can only make one week or I can only make four

days and then to the point where I'm too big for this show. That's the goal. The 85 South dudes. They're too big for the show, but they're still on it. They say that. They're like, we want you to graduate, but then they still need those people. I feel like I'm shitting on this show. This is all friendly.

You haven't shit on the show at all. We're saying how cool it is.'t shitted on the show at all. Friendly analysis, right? Yeah, we're saying like how cool it is. We're sucking off the show right now. We're wilding out. We're fucking loving wilding out right now. It's incredible. Carter Deems, mother, did you know?

You know Carter? Yeah. RIP. He's not on the show anymore. Yeah. He got chopped. Oh, they sent his ass home? He didn't even get this thing. He sent his own ass home. He sent his own ass home.

He sent his own ass home. They asked him to come back and he said he had to work. Damn. He was in Atlanta, dude. Is he a lawyer or some shit like that? Yeah, for the government. He works for the parks department. He is? That's crazy. And they asked him to come back.

Imagine you get arrested and they bring your lawyer in and it's a dude from Wild N Out you're like I'm going to fucking prison it's over they need some white people

but I think he was almost he was too white for them he was just so white that it was almost they couldn't some of the stuff he was doing they couldn't get they couldn't abide

but I worked I worked with him he and I wrote for this battle rap show Mike something drop the mic and I wrote for this battle rap show. Mike something. Drop the mic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A battle rap show where people, celebrities would battle rap against each other. Horrible idea. Yeah, yeah. Celebrities can't even like do jokes. Like when you have them on a roast or something, it's so hard to watch. Having them rap it. And it was on a teleprompter. And like some of them can't rap, but some of them can't even read.

We had Rob Gronkowski on and the words were just in front of him. And he was like squinting at it like he couldn't. Oh my God. Which I felt bad because he actually couldn't read. He actually can't read. So much CTE. Yeah. Right.

He probably can't even form a sentence. He never had to. He just has never had to learn how to read. He was like programmed from a child to be a football read. Yeah. He probably can't even form a sentence. He never had to. He just has never had to learn how to read. He was like programmed from a child to be a football player. Right. He didn't have to waste his time learning to read. You said you were in some writer's rooms with Francis before. What kind of stuff did you do?

Hard pivot. I'm curious about the writing background. Oh, yeah, yeah. Francis and I wrote for some producers who were doing unscripted show pitches. The producers would be like, we want a game show in every continent. Francis and I would be like, okay, I guess we'll start Googling culture in Australia.

We would just sit in this room. Then when the guys left, we would just shit talk everyone for three hours. Then the guys would come back and we would come up with a list really quickly. Francis is sneaky. I like him. What do you mean? From the outside, you're like, oh, he's like this uptight, hard-working

man. Harvard lacrosse guy. But then immediately when someone leaves, he's like, I fucking hate that guy. And he's like, Maddie, my plan, us out of here in 10 minutes. I'm trying to leave. And I'm like, I really like him. How long ago was this?

This was like pre-pandemic. You know, like Francis is the kind of guy where you're like, I'm going to hate him. And then within two minutes, you're like, I'm going to lick your asshole. I'm obsessed with him. I'm obsessed with Francis Ellis. Lickable asshole. It's so lickable.

Shining there. He's just so suave and just clean I feel like he's a he's a nice guy he's actually a good guy yeah he is is that wrong?

no he is or am I am I being Francis Pilled? no I just I just opened for him like all weekend and it was awesome it was awesome yeah

he probably has amazing crowds yeah it was really fun how does that how does he how does he form? you know he worked at Barstool, right? I know. That's why I keep talking about it.

I didn't know if you just knew because he knows round or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think that early on in Barstool, he got in trouble for being the Harvard. But when you get to a stage where people are so critical of you, if you have a decent amount of intelligence like you you'll like just iron out like the parts of your personality that like suck yeah like i really think that's really he's really smart yeah and i think that that that kind of comes with it and some people like get into like a frustrating pattern where like people are critical of them but they like can't like yeah

get that part of their personality out yeah and like you don't necessarily have to change just because people are critical of you but i think that he is like a pretty bright guy. And so it's like any of that stuff he has a self-awareness to maybe to maybe get out. Or maybe he's just as like American psycho and just like he's fooling us. That'd be awesome. Yeah. I was alone with him in his place once and nothing happened. So he didn't kill you.

No. Believe it or not. He definitely didn't kill you. I would not. I wouldn didn't kill you. No, believe it or not. He definitely didn't kill you. I would not. I wouldn't be that surprised. Yeah, I wouldn't be that surprised if you like one day found out that he's just been chopping.

I wouldn't at all. Strangling homeless people. The unfortunate thing I was, I would still like him. I love the guy. He's a winning personality. Yeah. It's like, yeah,

those homeless people had it coming. That's why he gets strong to strangle homeless people. I feel like there could be something to that. Yeah, I think so too. You can't hate on him for for it you can't get mad at him for it no yeah what uh what what are you trying to uh like what was your goal getting into comedy and what is your goal now i don't know that's such a good question thanks for asking fuck yeah um this is getting really deep yeah that's my bad that's like our show my bad fuck

dude i didn't mean to do we're gonna make we're gonna try and make you cry okay cool or i ask questions that i don't have the answer to myself about myself you know what i mean i don't fucking okay socrates my goal i think originally was like i don't know i started in 2016 maybe i think my goal was like amy schumer level blah blah blah yeah and now my goal is just kind actually my goal is for a gradual rise so i can continue to perform as good as i can i just think like the scariest thing about like show business is like people will pluck you up and then you're famous and then you run out of um your ability to like yeah be talented because your world is so warped and then you just turn into a fucking reptile you just stop having trauma to

like play from yeah you're just staying at the four seasons every weekend yeah so that's why i keep dating men hey we in this house we hate men yeah you gotta keep the trauma coming uh being a straight woman is so hard. But yeah, so I think I just really, you can like start to see your like rise, you know what I mean? Yeah. And you just want to like keep it, I have to like keep myself grounded and be like. That's why I'm not getting famous.

I know. Dude, you got to stay underground. It's the only way to stay good, man. They always offer me to get famous. I'm not done hustling. Yeah. Dude, was that stupid of me? Was that a stupid answer? No, no, no. you can see your eyes shut up i hate myself i just meant in terms of like

my my guess formally my goal would be amy schumer but now i see like people argue if amy schumer is hot or not and i don't want that to be that person i guess my only goal is to be a woman who's not hated and it's fucked because a level a certain level, people just fucking... People aren't going to be mean as fuck to you. I know. It's really sad. People aren't mean to all women. Unless you're literally Zendaya or whatever. People aren't mean to her. People aren't mean to her? I'm mean to her.

Oh, okay. People aren't mean to her. He opens YouTube. Slut. What were you saying about her? What was that shit you were talking on Zendaya? I don't remember. Dude, I remember. I don'taya i don't remember dude i remember i don't i don't think i actually do um what do you guys think it takes to be a woman who's not hated in in entertainment dude i was avoiding the whole time trying to ask you like what's it like

being a woman in comedy but uh another thing you don't know about i know you don't know the answer to i don't know shit about that, but I have no idea. I think that it's actually kind of fun. What? Being a woman in comedy. Why is it? You get a lot of bookings. Yeah.

Yeah. Because there's just so many white dudes. There's literally like in the New York scene, there's like four of us who rotate through. Like if Jordan Jensen cancels, I'm there. If I cancel, it's like someone else. And it's just like, we need a woman. We need a girl. Can you come through?

Do people feel like that? Do you feel like they're like, oh, we need a diverse bill. Like we need this type of person, this type of person. It's so obvious. It's so obvious. Like if someone's like messaged me and they're like, we had a dropout. I go to the show flyer and I'm like, I know exactly who it's going to, who dropped out, who I'm going to fill for.

Not saying that's the only reason I get booked, but it's a huge advantage. And I also end up doing well. So it's going to who dropped out who I'm going to feel for not saying that's the only reason I get booked but it's a huge advantage and I also end up doing well so it's not bad yeah it would be one thing to be yeah I get that spot and then bomb but I also do well but there is an incredible advantage to being a woman in comedy right now and that is that are so few of us yeah are there's also disadvantages which is being one and being surrounded by men all the time which is can be you know it's its own thing in itself you have to like pretend to be cool with a lot of stuff i don't pretend though i'm a guy's girl no what kind of shit do you have to pretend to be cool just like when you're surrounded by men

you're like you're always just you know like i tour with theo von and i'm like on a tour bus with like all these men and there's stuff where you're just like damn like this is a different environment yeah it's you know it's not even bad you're just like this is different yeah just like running bitch all night dude just farting just some locker room talk there's like also stuff where you're like

I gotta put deodorant on in front of dudes and like I gotta find out where to like fucking clean my fucking pussy you know what I mean like which is bullshit no it's fucking bullshit dude people shouldn't have to go through that And like, I got to find out where to like fucking clean my fucking pussy. You know what I mean? Like, which is bullshit. Which is 11 a.m. But no, it's fucking bullshit. So you shouldn't. People shouldn't have to go through.

You know, the other thing is hard is like if someone's like a big headliner, they'll always pick their boy to open for them because they want their boy in the car. So just because it's all men, there's a lot of more natural. They're literal boys. The little boy. Yeah. It's like they just need another dude. Son of a boy.

Dad. Right. I mean, it's so that we always say there's like five words and like three of them are masculine ass words son boy dad son boy dad bro man actually that's the whole idea switch so uh but have you been finding that there are more women in comedy like are there more are like is there more competition is it like happening or are you like i guess but i like i like the competition it makes you better yeah i'll watch my girls and i'll say oh they're joking about that i have some jokes about that let me go a little deeper it it propels you to be like now that there's more women i don't have to

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No, this is a podcast. We literally had you on to talk. Okay, that's such a good point. Yeah, we brought you here so you could talk a bunch. So true, bestie. I was tired of talking to Harry. Dude, he's tired of talking to me.

I know, he's so chatty. I'm like, shut up, dude. At Moon Tower, he was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Chill, bro. We exchanged nine words. i had my face buried in my phone me too i was checked out yeah dude my manager was like uh after moon tower he was like my only note about moon tower consider networking and watching more stand-up i was like

bro i paid a thousand dollars for i lost yeah i lost money i think i lost money wasn't that good. Okay? And you know what barbecue makes me think? I hate myself. I hate Austin. Why? You didn't like it? No, I liked it.

I just was cranky after because I was like, I did really well on the shows. That's all you can ask for from me. And I'm normal when I network. Anyway. But you know you did really well. Yes. That's a great feeling. On the shows that were good. I mean, like that one show.

The one that we did together was awesome. Which one? Oh, at the Parish. The Parish, yeah. That was an awesome show. There the shows that were good. I mean, like that one show. The one that we did together was awesome. Which one? The, was it? Oh, at the Parish. The Parish, yeah. That was an awesome show. There was another one, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was a good venue, but there was a Velvet room or whatever that was like a shit room. Oh, yeah. That room was terrible. It felt like I was at an open mic, like in Brooklyn. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. That was so bad.

But I thought the Parish was good. Yeah. The Parish was sick. We digress. No, that's fine. I completely forgot what we were talking about. But he said that when he went to Austin as well, he didn't he had no good barbecue and

he didn't watch any comedy either. I didn't try a barbecue. I don't like watching shows after I've gone up. I don't do that at all, respectfully. Also, for me, I was with a lot of the same people. I was seeing them every single day and night. I don't need to watch their set five times i don't need

to watch it i know that's the other thing we're all just doing the same jokes yeah especially for seven minute sets and it's jfl just for laughs like we're not fucking around yeah we're doing yeah it was these it was quick sets and it was the exact same set and you can't every time if they had like one show that gave me a 15 minute set I'm just like that would have been awesome yeah but the fact that it was

7, 7, 7, 7 it's like I had a 6 minute set 6 like what are we doing here yeah it's cause the lineups were so big damn

and because it's like it turned like showcase-y more than I don't know so you would have both preferred to go 15 like full 15 minutes

at least one just to be like I was fine doing 7 yeah yeah I had to go 15, like full 15 minutes. At least one. I was fine doing seven. Yeah. Yeah. I had to go. I was, I was enjoying doing seven.

Yeah. Well, you, you've been doing standup since 2016. Yeah. Interesting. And how, how,

how long did it take you to like, or like how, what's the longest you've, you've gone? Like what's the longest, like set that you've, you've had? I think there was one time.

I only started headlining like this year because of pandemic and then you know i got a following and then so now i headlined so i headlined zany's in nashville and um so i'm on stage i'm at like an hour and i get a note that's like dion cole is here no way and he wants to go up after you but stretch for five minutes and then i think i ended up doing like an hour 20. Okay. But that was like. That's a lot of fucking.

You did an hour 20? Yeah. That's fucking crazy. But I stretched. I did like all the rest of the. I know. It's like so slow. No, I know.

After that, I was like, it was all good though. But I was at my hour. And then like I stretched, like I pulled more stuff out. And then at an hour 10, I was like, I don't know if he's here so i pulled out my phone and like did like last minute things and then i think i did like i did pick up a kill i did in the classroom and then i think i had them ask me questions so that was like the longest i've been on stage yeah i think all of my material is like 75 minutes right now and then dion colt went after so was there a point in your career when you were like you would prefer to do like seven minutes right now and then dion colt went after so was there a point in your career when you

were like you would prefer to do like seven minutes like he was saying where like it would have given you anxiety to try and like stretch into 15 minutes or stretch to 20 minutes or something like that yeah definitely so what helps you get or is it just like doing a ton of shit and writing a ton of shit yeah headlining once you do like over 45 like 20 becomes really easily and 30 becomes super easy yeah how do you write jokes what do you uh like are you do like over 45 like 20 becomes really easily and 30 becomes super easy yeah how do you write jokes what do you uh like are you just like bullshitting with with your friends or is it like uh usually really intentional about it i don't know probably not intentional i'm trying to be intentional but it's i'm not seinfeld so seinfeld's like if you're not writing three hours a day yeah

why are you doing this like how does he even write three hours a day? Is he just like sitting over a typewriter? Like, what does he mean? His jokes are all writing. One-liner type jokes. I know, yeah. Which is different. I don't know.

He doesn't, he also doesn't, isn't in the age of social media. No. Like, you'll go on the road with like an older comic and they're like, I just don't understand why you're all on social media. And you're like, how the fuck else am I supposed to get booked? Yeah. It's so important. I know you're like instagram like shows like everything that you do yeah how else are you gonna sell i can't imagine doing stand-up without being on social like i would i would never have tried it if it was like i had to do open like

hopefully like one day i would just get discovered at an open mic but back then people blindly just went to shows like you could go to a comedy club in Minnesota and people just blindly go without. And now it's like everything is directed by social media. Yeah. Girls got to eat, go on the road. And that's who goes to the shows. Yeah. It's so crazy.

I guess it's not, though. Although I think the one crazy thing is now everyone's audiences are so specific versus it used to just be like, we're going to a comedy show. But now fandom is so strong that it's like i don't know anyone can be funny if you have an audience which is bullshit dude everyone shouldn't be able to be funny that's some fucking but there's way different styles of of comedy do you guys find that there's like comedians that you meet that are like uh way funnier on stage or like way funnier off stage or is it usually pretty like you're either funny on stage funny off stage or like i don't like

your comedy and i don't think you're funny i don't know i don't talk to people when i'm not on stage so i think for me i'm like i'll sit there by myself just like doing nothing and then i'll go up and i'll do my set yeah and then i'll get. But then there's some people who I feel like are like I noticed this at Moontie. There's a lot of people who are just always on. They're always making jokes. It sounds like they're trying out new material while actively talking to you.

Is there anything worse than someone telling you something and then they go on stage and you're like Are you using me? Am I a commodity to you? How fucking dare you? We're not having a genuine conversation. Which I don't mind it, but I just don't have the energy to be like that. It depends on the show for me.

I genuinely think people think that I'm bipolar because every single show I'm a different mood. Like sometimes I'm chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. And other times it's like, don't fucking look at me. And now people don't know what to think. But I got to keep them on their toes. You know what I mean? Sometimes you're just gassed and you're like i can't speak to a single individual yeah i'm here to go up and leave i feel that and i feel it's it's tough probably sometimes being like i gotta tell some fucking jokes right now like i feel like shit yeah i guess

you gotta fight through it dude i feel like that's how you live that's why i like the seven minutes because i was like i was super tired but i I was like, I can just power through this. Seven is pretty quick. It's very short. Yeah. How many times does seven go into 120? Like you did a lot of seven minutes. Well, that was the thing that was-

Probably just under 30 or 30. Is that it? Are you good at math? I'm not good at math. No, that's totally wrong. Don't look at me. I'm dyslexic. His smart ass, he knows the fucking answer. What is it, Tyler? No. About 20.

I was thinking 210. 120, 210. Who needs fucking math anymore? 21. About, right? Exactly. Who needs math as a thing when you have Instagram? It's a fact. Social media changed math completely.

Absolutely. It's a completely different world now. People will just post a math problem on Twitter and it'll go viral because people are arguing about math. Because no one can get it right. People just don't know math. It's like basic PEMDAS and people are like, no, no, that. Everyone has different answers.

Yeah. It's like, you know, you can just like, there is only one answer. Can I say something? Get it off your chest. Twitter is a mess right now. Yeah, you think? Yeah. you can just like there is only one answer can i say something get it off your chest twitter is a mess right now yeah you think yeah it's just like a lot the the info i'm it's getting to be a lot what kind of stuff is the algorithm it's like a girl who shits on a man and gets 200 000 likes and she has big titties and then it's like a guy who's like my son died of covid today please wear your mask and then it's like someone shitting on Marjorie Taylor Greene.

And then it's like a stand-up comedian with no followers who has four likes. It's a like a lot. And the sass on Twitter. I gotta switch it up. I'm trying to get more into dog pictures and I got blue check marks. I follow like a thousand dog pictures

on Instagram though. On Instagram. Yeah. I just feel like Twitter is getting too snarky for me. Yeah. Oh, the snark is unbelievable. The people just play into their own snark and they fucking love it. It's like a language. Yeah. It's like sarcasm, like 3.0.

People are just snarking the shit out of each other. You know, it's like the best social media is just going to Reddit and going to the popular page. Yeah, it is. It feels really good. It's so good. There's so much to read. It's not just wholesome. Yeah. Or just to the popular page. Yeah, it is. It feels really good. It's so good. There's so much to read. It's not just wholesome.

Yeah. Or just like actually interesting stories. You can just seek out good like positivity or like futuristic shit. They have good science news and stuff. Yesterday, my Twitter was giving me a ton, like 15 videos of like goats jumping on people's backs. I was like, I don't know how I got to this fucking. Yeah, yeah.

Goat talk. But also every morning, the algorithm thinks that I want to see like a high school fight. And it's the first thing that comes up every day. It's like a promoted tweet of just like high schoolers beating the shit out of each other. You definitely follow all those like creatures of... I don't even follow them. Yeah, you do. But I watch the fight to the end.

You definitely do, yeah. I watch the fight through the entire way. And so it's like, oh, you watched the entire video? I'll be sure to give you another one tomorrow. That's not surprising at all. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why it's like, oh, you watched the entire video. I'll be sure to give you another one tomorrow. That's not surprising at all. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why it's come back into my life, but it's it's there every single day.

I never watch that shit. I don't mean either. Makes you feel terrible. No, it stresses me out. I don't like tension. I don't like when I don't like, you know, like on TikTok for a while. I was on a weird dating side of TikTok and then like stuff about abusive relationships. TikTok is terrible. Yeah. Yeah. You get onto one side of tiktok you gotta i don't know i'm not

on tiktok anymore i deleted it really i think i should delete it i think it's hurting my brain have you uh do you just get sucked into it and spend a ton of time on there like before i go to bed yeah and then there's these videos that's just like tilted toward you you have all these videos that make you feel good because the algorithm knows yeah what you want yeah it's so easy to endless feed so easy to just whip through it i know but it's also like you said about social media you probably feel the pressure like i gotta put shit up on here like that's how i'm gonna i'm gonna grow this account i'm gonna have people see like the numbers i'm gonna have like try and like get more people to be fans of me i feel like it's like you want to disconnect from it but it's also like you need the shit yeah i feel like during the pandemic i was trying to become like front-facing

tiktok famous and then once stand-up reopened i like dropped it all i was like oh never mind i was trying to be like um i don't know who are some of those uh the domelios no oh my god hilarious though obsessed with them you watch the Hulu documentary? No. Should I, though? Oh, it's so good. Maybe I'll do that today. I kind of have some time off today.

You only got to watch the first two episodes. Okay. Because after that, it gets super repetitive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is wild. They are fascinating. I mean- It's interesting as fuck.

It's not interesting. It's them scream crying about comics. Yeah. But it's so entertaining. That is interesting, though. It's not. I mean, it's not. It's exactly what you would expect it to be. Their life is so weird. I know. That is interesting though. It's not me. It's not. Like it's exactly

what you would expect it to be. Their life is so weird. So is Edison Rays and all those people. They're not real humans. They're interesting but not like nuanced. They're not like nuanced human beings.

They're like pretty one note but it's like it is interesting that they have ascended to such a level of fame. I know. And like what's going to happen to them?

It's horrifying. Well I think they need to start saving their money because I don't really think. They're on the decline hard. hardcore i think addison ray is like now like the most famous one but she was in there yes they fell off they're gone like they're if they post all their comments are like um like this if you had to search charlie to find this yeah yeah yeah this is like why i deleted tikt. Because I would get so invested in this shit.

I know. And he would, like, oh, my God. Like, I remember one of the things that really, for some reason, this, like, pissed me off so much. It was when they would be like, why are they, like, going to this? Like, they're not celebrities. And then someone would be like, well, they are celebrities. And then it would just be, like, a constant back and forth about, like, these dumb little words and, like they mean. I know. Charlie D'Amelio. It's so the comment section more so than anything on TikTok is where I'm like, stop fucking

doing this. Yeah. It's insane. It has to be doing crazy things to those people's brains that are like coming out of nowhere, like probably like literal poverty. And they'll just like sing something beautiful and they'll have like 900,000 followers the next day. And I mean, it happens to so many.

It happened. What about the dude that did a little skateboarding video? Yeah. The cranberry guy. The cranberry guy. Yeah. With the Fleetwood Mac. Yeah.

And he got like mini van endorsements. People were like buying him trucks. Yeah. He got like an ocean spray endorsement. Yeah. I think he got an ocean spray car. Yeah. That's what it was.

Yeah. Or like the sea shanty dudes. People were just singing sea shanty dudes people were just singing sea shanties like crazy and then they would go on like tour or something like that and now they're getting like 2 000 views of video yeah it's really depressing that's why i stopped using it because i was like this is like yeah it's such like a unrealistic like job that you get it fleets so quickly too like if you're not like if you have like a flavor of the week style video or something that it'll just like drive you

crazy because like people like you for this thing but I guess it's like being a one hit wonder in some ways but it's like exactly like that and then they only want to see you do one thing but it's like then once they don't do that anymore they're just like fuck because people kids are like dropping out of school and like like high school so like move like

Charlie D'Amelio left high school to like move like charlie damilo left high school to go to la we bought her a house in la with our views they used to live in connecticut yeah damn and now and now she's like 16 years old it's like what do you got planned for the next yeah what's the next step med school i doubt it yeah because you can't read just like she has no idea she can't she like, tell me what the comments say. And just cries about it. Dude, it's fucked. It's such like a cattle prod being like, fucking dance.

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whistle tip football that's go to birddogs.com use promo code sun and boom a free whistle tip football with your pair of bird dogs stay warm and comfortable this winter in your bird dogs that's why i like um like stand-ups you know like we all get in our head about like oh my god they're getting such a huge following. Yeah. It's like, would you want to be known for that? Cause it's, they're fucked.

They're fucked. They're fucked. I, yeah. Oh my God. I could talk about this for like seven hours. Yeah.

I won't get into it. It's so comforting though. Once you start to tell yourself that. Oh, I knew it was going to come. Cause I don't compare myself to others anymore. Yeah.

I knew it was going to happen. I wrote like this whole blog about it where I talked about how, you know, MagCon? No. From Vine? Like Nash Greer? No. No? Nevermind. Scratch it. Some dude from Vine? gonna happen i wrote like this whole blog about it where i talked about how you know magcon from vine like nash greer no no never mind scratch it let's keep it moving i know what vine was we know what vine was they basically did the exact same thing as all those kids and

they were like they all had like 100 million followers and now they get like 10 views on like their youtube videos and i like have to live in like small houses in the middle of the woods, building bombs. They're just broke and angry. That's a good thing about stand-up, though. I feel like it's a pretty true meritocracy. If you can make someone laugh in the room, that's like, you are funny. I agree.

It feels sustainable. It feels more like less flavor of the week. There's always going to be live performance. I think people would always come out, at least in our lifetime. I don't know what the fuck's happening after I die. I don't give a fuck. Once the bomb hits. Once that loud ass thunder hits. Yeah. I do actually think like people

are kind of like spacing themselves from the internet. Internet. Internet. Were you just on Wildin' Out two weeks ago? Internet, yo. Period. And that's on Wildin' Out two weeks ago? Internet, yo. Period. And that's on cat. No, whatever.

Fleet. But I think people are like valuing live stuff more. So I hope. I don't know. That's what I'm telling myself. You can't like watching a stand-up special versus going in person. So much different. Or like even TikTok versus in person.

It's so fun to go out. That's what I'm telling myself. I think going to comedy club is like one of the most fun things to person. It's so fun to go out. That's what I'm telling myself. I like going, I think going to comedy clubs is like one of the most fun things to do. It's so fun. I like, I would rather see

like a local show in New York than go to like a show like MSG or something like that. I agree. It's so much fun. It's so fun. Like a concert you mean?

No, like a big ass. Yeah, like a big ass comedy show. You want something more intimate. Yeah, the small shows are fun. They're really fun.

300 people, 75 people? Yeah. What size? Anything. size anything i guess i'll just ask although we went to the we went to that like pete davidson like 9 11 oh yeah msg yeah and it like wasn't that great yeah it sucks comedy in that form it's just terrible horrifying it shouldn't happen yeah it's not even theaters are not as a theater's better, but an arena is brutal. Brutal. Yeah. To me, that sounds humiliating, being up there and being like, I'm single.

I know. And they had... Do better. Yeah. You don't have to be. My comedy does not need to be heard by 10,000, 20,000 people at once. That's an intimate thing. They had local openers that going up in Madison Square Garden.

Your boy Sypha sounds. He went up? No, Sypha didn't go up, but he DJed the entire thing. He did? Hilarious. And that was when I like first like found out about him because he kept on doing his I'm very famous in New York. He's so funny.

At Madison Square Garden during like the 9-11 tribute. Hilarious. It was so funny. You and 9-11 are very famous in New York. Yeah, they11 tribute. It was so funny. You and 9-11 are very famous in New York. Yeah, they really are. It was so funny. I threw up on his arm in Austin. Really?

Yeah. Damn. You want to hear what happened in Austin? Yeah, definitely. If it ends with that. Okay, so we were at Moon Tower. This is a situation at Moon Tower. We get two drink tickets a night for a drink.

Per show. I was stacked in those things. And also at the Antones or whatever. Yeah. this is a situation at Moon Tower we get two drink tickets a night for a drink per show I was stacking those things and also at the Antones or whatever yeah why did you just use both of them no because you can

stack them up at the end of the night at Antones or whatever right oh you were going around to multiple places at the end of the night they had an after party

an after party an after party at Antones where you but the bartender was slow there was one bartender the drinks were watered down okay so after party. And after party. And after party at Anton's. But the bartender was slow. There was one bartender. The drinks were watered down. The only food they had was like raw like salmon or some shit. It was weird. I was hoping they were

going to have like some burgers. It was just like grapes. It was literally it was like Wegmans catering of like a little tiny little tiny, like cut, like subs cut up into this big cheese. Yeah.

I'm like cutting cheese. I was so hungry. While like Maria Bamford's like, I'm like, what is going on here? I don't know. I was like, this is giving,

I felt like we were at like a work conference. Yeah. I thought there was going to be burgers. There were burgers the last night, but they were like a little tiny sliders. So let me tell you about the last night. Let me tell you about the last night. This is why gonna be burgers yeah there were burgers the last night but they were like a little so let me tell you about the last night let me tell you about the last night this is why i didn't know there were burgers because i was so annoyed at the anton situation yeah and i was so stressed from the festival that the minute my last show ended at the creek yeah i so i was at the creek in the cave uh i know everyone who works there and i had sex

with one of the bartenders last time i was there. So I started getting... I started... Yo, space to be a whore. So, but now he has a girlfriend. So because of that, I was like, ooh, he's going to give me free drinks because, like, we have a little bit of a past. Dude, shout their names out. No, no, no, no. I'm kidding.

No. Gary Goldman. And so I'm like, I'm going to pummel drinks because when I get to Antone's, I don't want to be knowing it's like when in college you pre-game i saw i pre-gamed damn blacked i was blocked out the entire time i was at okay so i blacked out and when i black out i'm gonna be gone for 12 hours yeah like you won't i won't remember a thing yeah but i'm still there i'm still there just

and so i get to anton's blackout I walk there with Jackie Fabulous and her some manager guy who I don't fucking know some guy some agent or whatever I don't know

these guys are fucking freaks another white dude who's just like what do you mean freaks you know they're in industry if they call you by your first and last name every time they see you

you know like they also all had Maddie Smith that was so weird I hated how they all the lanyards they all had passes and they were like

it was like industry the lanyards yeah I hate that and the lanyards you know how lanyards are supposed to be like this big they were

massive like a tablet just like a shield yeah it was big chest protector we were walking through Austin down 6th street

I'm industry the fuck out of my way you know who I am the cop tries to pull you over you just show him the lanyard. Yeah, it's like a PBR card or whatever it's called. What are those called? Yeah, the friend of police.

Oh, yeah, what are they? Yeah. FOP? You got those coming still. PBC or something. What's PBC? Police benefits card. Oh, probably.

My friend flashed one one time when I was in a car with no registration. Dude, and it works. It works. It works. They're like, oh, on your way. You should have said something sooner. You're literally blackout and they're like, my apologies. Yeah.

You're like a gun wielding person in like Times Square. They're like, oh, get out of here, kid. All right. All right. Move along. Okay. So this is what happened. I feel like I'm more invested in the story than you guys are.

So I apologize. No, not at all. I'm trying to get stories. And I feel like we have a lot of listeners in Austin. We have a lot of listeners in Austin. Of course. Do we know the numbers on Austin? Not yet.

Okay. Huge. It's six figures. Mid six figures. Of course. Do we know the numbers on Austin? Not yet. Okay. Huge. It's six figures. Mid six figures. Mid six. Okay. This podcast gets like 10 million listens an episode.

In Austin alone. I didn't know I was on Joe Rogan. Well, we're a little. That's why we're big in Austin. Big in, yes. Shit. It all comes.

It's all coming back. It's all come. I'm pretty high. I apologize. Are you? Yeah. I probably should have told you guys that. Oh, not at all. It's okay's all coming. I'm pretty high. I apologize. Are you? Yeah, I probably should have told you guys that. Oh, not at all. No, it's okay.

I feel like I'm holding you guys hostage. Are you guys good? No, we're chilling. No, we're having a good time. We're having a good time. Yeah, you're talking. Why are you self-conscious? It's because you're high.

It's because I'm high. At first, when you're like, am I talking too much? I was like, ooh, she might be high. Because that is a high-ass thing to think. Just keep telling the story. Okay, so this is what happened. I'm walking over. All I remember is me and Jackie Fabulous are like,

the guys in Austin are fucking hot. And then I don't remember a thing. So then I end up going on stage for the encore of Comedy Jam. Goddamn Comedy Jam. Which I sang at on Thursday, but on Saturday night they had everyone come up. Are you saying it? Not me. Yeah.

Except for Harry. I sang Ironic by Alanis Morissette I was trying to go up so bad why didn't you I was looking at the screen because they were like

projecting it upstairs and I was just looking and I was like damn I want to go up why didn't you go up because I got nervous okay next time we've seen him shit face

singing karaoke I like to sing singing Rocketman but it's not karaoke it's like they have an actual band it's like a thing you gotta like talk to Josh

Josh Adam Myers like you can't like fuck up you like have to kind of like hit the pitch a little bit

it's like a thing yeah so anyway Josh is hilarious yeah he's a guy he's a guy and a half I'll tell you that much

a full guy he just sings 150% guy all the time so there's this show called Goddamn Comedy Jam where there's like a band and Josh Adam Myers

is like the ringleader and you go up and you sing a song with the band. But you have to like preface it with words and be funny and blah, blah, blah. And you have to pick a song that's going to get the audience going. OK, anyway, so on the last night they had everyone come up and sing. And beforehand, I was like talking to Big Jay. Uh huh. Ockerson, for those who are not. Sure, of course.

Yeah. Cultured. Ockerson, yeah. With the Legion of Skanks. We're big, big Jay fans on this podcast. Yeah yeah big jay fans he's our white whale call me ishmael but so so uh so i'm talking to big jay i'm like i'm like swaddling over and he was like nervous for me and then apparently i go up and I sing every note to every song perfectly. Damn.

Did this actually happen or did they just tell you that happened? No, they told me. There's a video of it, isn't there? Not Saturday. There might be a Saturday video. This feels like in Wolf of Wall Street when Leonardo DiCaprio drives the car home and he's like, I got home without a scratch on my car. It's literally that.

I'm crawling into my home. My wife is like, I want a divorce. I'm like, you know what? I'm crawling into my home. It's like 10,000 spoons. My wife is like, I want a divorce. I'm like, that turned out great. That's probably literally what happened. I killed it. No, I do have something in me that's like, if I know a song, I'll sing a prayer. I know exactly what happened.

I fucking crushed it. But then afterwards, Big J was like, Maddie, do you want to get burgers? And I was like, but what about the comedy jam? Oh, no. I didn't even know I went up. That's hilarious. Isn't that great? And then I woke up the next day in my hotel bed

in that tiny little room. And I was like, what happened? Oh, no. Then I threw up at the creek. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Yeah, when did you throw up on his arm? With Sypha Sounds, we all walked back to the creek. Rebecca took me there.

And then I projectile vomited there. Fuck. And well, there was some. And then I, in the toilet. I'll be honest, I'd be pissed if someone threw up on my arm. Someone threw up on my arm when I was in second grade

and it has stayed with me forever. And they, oh my God. I think he was pissed because, you threw up on his arm. Yeah. He called me a week later. I gave him his space to chill and then he called me a week later

and we were laughing about it. Really? I gave him his distance. Sounds like he gave you the space. I gave him him space you know how men sometimes like just need space i'm good at giving guys space just ghost dudes yeah i think maybe i'm the one yeah what do you guys think of like when men like need space i've heard you're supposed to like let them i have no clue he's definitely a dude that needs space I've never needed space once in my entire life

says the guy on his phone while we're speaking to him I need space right now guys cause people just don't want to are you guys in relationships? I'm married yeah what? yeah I'm married too

no you're not we actually have the same wife oh that's how we started the podcast Do you guys You guys I just Yeah we live together

Yeah we do Or no we're thinking about moving in Yeah We wanted to get married first And see And see what direction How long have you been married? I got married

Less than a year ago Yeah Wow I got a ring on my finger All that shit Fuck dude Yeah it's fucking It's fucking crazy dude

It's kind of baller to be married I know right it's nuts one can only wish I know are you gonna get married someday no I feel like

I'm just gonna have a kid alone when I can afford it that is not moving no one can handle me you know what I mean facts dude too intimidating just have some fucking

some donor that's what I tell myself you should just get a go to the bank I just want to handle my emotions they're so strong I just imagine every dude who's the bank. I just want to handle my emotions. They're so strong. I just imagine every dude

who's ever like abandoned me just like in their bed like fuck. Every night like, I lost her. I need space. I've been watching you on Wild N' Out.

I need a bunch of fucking space. Yeah. Why, are dudes saying that a lot? That they need space? No, I just feel like I get involved in things

that are like intense and then they like abandon because I'm fucking annoying i think that it was it was way better when dudes just like didn't talk about their emotions at all yeah i have to agree with this now they're always like my anxiety and like my mom when i was growing up and you're like why can't you just hit me wrong energy oedipus so that's how i feel I just feel like yeah the mental health with guys is strong and they're just like I don't know just like and then they talk about it and then they treat you like shit

because of it and they're entitled to yeah it's just like I'm just going through a lot right now like he has anxiety like he's a fucking rescue yeah chill dude your life's incredible do you find that that's that's worse that's worth worse in new york city or in other places no i just think it's bad for just people our age i

think it's worse in new york city i think dudes are like yeah have like cool ass clothes and like fucking have like problems and shit like that like on a first date guys will be dumping their trauma on me it's like chill dude first of of all. What's your favorite color? Like it's not that deep. Yeah. Can we talk about like. Like pepperoni or plain? Have you seen Dumb and Dumber? Have you seen Dumb and Dumber?

Let's like quote that for a while. Yeah. They'll dump on me. And I'm like, if I told you my trauma, you would fucking cry. It would change forever. But go off on how your parents

divorce was really bad. Everybody's parents are divorced, dude. Chill the fuck out. Everybody has that. It's not some Chill the fuck out. Everybody has that. It's not some unique thing to you. You bury that shit down. Swallow that, my friend.

Bury that shit. Just get rid of it. I don't know. Have some freaking pride. But I think in other cities, smaller towns, people have like fewer emotions. They just wear jeans

and like an Under Armour shirt and like shit is fucking sick. So everyone knows each other too. Obsessed with the Under Armour. They're like, I know your parents are divorced. I your parents yeah yeah i'm your cousin that's why we're dating we've shared trauma you get me i get you i just feel like no one gets me like you do yeah we have so much history we got the same genes okay i think if by 35 i'm not

like wifed up i'll just move to a small town and get with like an Under Armour guy. Yeah. Yeah. It's a thing. Under Armour rep. Yeah. Dude, Under Armour has to be like a trillion dollar brand because every dude who's not

in like a cool guy in the city is just wearing some fucking. I feel like Under Armour used to be way bigger. It was hot. Yeah. When I was in high school, we were all wearing Under Armour. I remember everyone used to have just that big Under Armour logo sweatshirt. Yes. Yeah. And I don't think it's cool anymore, but I think like dads who like T-ball dads and When I was in high school, we were all wearing Under Armour. I remember everyone used to have just that big Under Armour logo sweatshirt. Yes.

I don't think it's cool anymore, but I think like dads who like T-ball dads and shit like that who are like over-aggressive are just like walking around in full Under Armour. I used to hate Under Armour. Hate. I hated it. And it was really expensive. It was just the type of person. I just thought their clothes were like, I like cotton, you know? I don't like the stretchy ass.

No way. Skin tight. I'm going to feel the sweat. Under Armour is so bad. Yeah. It does. It just gives suburbs. like i like cotton you know i don't know i don't like like the stretchy ass like skin i'm gonna feel the sweat bad yeah it does suburbs or like respectfully i'm not like an anti-suburb person but i i know it or like when you see people who are like clearly on vacation wearing under armor or some shit like that like where like at this throwing a button like a tommy bahama or some shit like that just even just the cold button down Like it doesn't have to be that deep. Even a cold button down. Like it doesn't have to be that crazy.

Just a cold ass button down. Sometimes I'm in the airport and I'm like looking at people and I'm like, how do you love yourself when you dress like that? Oh man. Not even that.

Just like mid. What'd you say? You should have seen me in the airport when I was leaving Austin. Tell me. That was the lowest I've ever been.

The Austin airport can suck my cock. I got there at 2 a.m. Oh yeah. It was closed. Oh my God. So I laid on been. The Austin airport can suck my cock. I got there at 2 a.m. Oh, yeah. It was closed. Oh, my God. So I laid on the floor of the airport for like three hours. What?

So the shuttle took you too early? No, I didn't even do the shuttle. I didn't feel like making that guy drive me. Yeah. At like 2 a.m. Yeah, I know. Fuck that. Yeah.

And those people were volunteers. I paid. Yeah. Really? Were you supposed to tip them? Definitely. I didn't tip anyone. I'm already in the red for this trip. volunteers. I paid. Yeah. Really? Were you supposed to tip them? Definitely. I didn't tip anyone. No way, I'm already in the red for this trip.

Yeah. Hell no. I felt bad I didn't tip them. Hell no. That's fucked up. You gotta tip, especially if they're, like, you gotta tip the shuttle people, and especially if they're volunteers. It's not actually a shuttle, it's just a dude.

Are they actually volunteers? No, they get paid. I talked to one of them. I talked to the guy that picked me up from the airport. Yeah. And I was like, so there's just like a gig? I thought it was like in trade for like a free pass or something. Oh might have been i he told me he was he said it was just like a weekend thing he was doing okay yeah probably pays like a thousand dollars yeah probably why

can it why can the austin airport suck your dick i know i can suck his dick but why can it suck your dick thanks for asking i just think it's like the the city is like blowing up and everyone goes there so flights are expensive and the airport is so crowded. It's so expensive. But it's not big enough for the capacity. And then you know what's going to happen? They're going to build a big airport. It's going to take 10 years.

And by the time it's done, no one's going to want to live in Austin. Yeah. Austin's just going to be dead by then. Yeah. His heart will have exploded. Massive airport. Steroids. Yeah.

Damn. I don't know. We'll see. But that's why. You think he's about to die, Rogan? I don't know. I don't know, man. but um that's why you think he's about to die rogan i don't know i don't know man he'll live forever i never i i i find actually that once you actually listen to the podcast respectfully it's it's not that engaging it's a lot of just like yeah uh-huh nick mullen had like this bit where he was like joe rogan's for people who like to who like to go every once in a while they go huh he said that's the whole fan base

literally if you actually listen to it you're like this is a lot of dead air he has like good comedians on yeah it depends on the person but I don't listen to any other episodes it's just so long yeah I don't have 10 hours to listen to fucking

covid doctors talking about the vaccine but people it is a good i mean or i get a lot of my science off podcast now not joe rogan necessarily but like girls gotta eat different girls gotta eat and shit like that guys we fucked and shit like that that's right i i was i listened to like a fucking three hour podcast yesterday about how like sunlight will fucking fucking change you as a human being. And that's all they were talking about. And then this morning, I learned that sunlight is transformative. That if applied directly to your organs, it's the most significant non-invasive procedure that you can get is just sunlight on your shit.

Is that why people do like the asphalt to the sunlight thing? I think it's got to be. Should we try it? I mean, I would. But my hamstrings aren't tight enough. I would need like two assistants to kind of hold my... Yeah, we could do that. Yeah.

My hamstrings, they're not loose enough. Yeah, we could definitely do that. Yeah, me and your wife will. That would be awesome. She'd love that. But I, this morning I walked out, I like just stood outside in the sun for like 15 minutes like I was just like fucking

there was it was raining this morning yeah but they said on the podcast they were like even cloud cover is like enough to like fuck your shit up

and give you some good energy you just want to be depressed and inside I walked to work this morning yeah from where do you live West Village

it was 10 minutes dude that's so close. I know. But I still did. He always makes it seem, usually he'll take Ubers though. He won't even. Yeah, I would too.

I Uber, I Uber like it's my personal fucking car. How many steps? I got 3,600 steps. That's awesome. Let's go, my dog. My man.

It's 1250. Jesus. How long have we been recording? Oh, I guess it's been a minute. Hour 15. Oh, okay. And then we still gotta do the ads after. Yeah, we have we been recording oh I guess it's been a minute hour 15 oh okay and then we still gotta do the ads after yeah we can

wrap it up I guess yeah sounds good thank you for coming on this was very funny this was the best day of my life yeah are you fucking serious you wanna go meet Prez

is he here oh yeah yes and he said wait don't tell him I told him I said Maddie Smith is coming and he said no fucking way

no he didn't and he's writing up the contract right now. Oh, stop. He's like, you think that she'll do in the classroom with me? Should we do one round before we wrap up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How does it go? How does it go? Okay, so. Trying to get a job at Barstool. In the classroom. Okay, so you rhyme

with the person before. You go, in the classroom. Hey, what we doing in the classroom? Defending against allegations of misogyny in the classroom. in the classroom. Hey, what we doing in the classroom? Defending against allegations of misogyny in the classroom. And I commit a robbery in the classroom. And I'm going to commit another felony.

In the classroom. Hey, kick him out the classroom. That was really good. That was fun. Can we send that in? Yeah, can we send that in? That was fire. Well, thank you guys for having me.

No one saw that robbery felony rhyme coming. No way. That was quick. Now we got a feature coming here, misogyny. In the classroom. Misogyny, robbery, felony. I was going to go sodomy. All of the classrooms.

All of the classrooms, yeah. Oh, you were chinking ahead. Yeah, yeah. I feel like that's what you have to do in the classroom. You always got to be one step ahead. You got to be present, but also thinking. For sure. Let's go.

For sure. She's ready to go back. Let's go. She's ready to go back. That time of the week. Is my podcast. Yes. Check it out.

Yes. Full episodes are also on YouTube if you like watching bitches on video. Hell yes. And Wildin' Out. Wildin' Out. Yeah, Wildin' Out. Anything else? Come see me live.

Just plug away. Come see me live. Yeah. I have shows everywhere I'm opening for Theo Va and like all summer and then I have my own headlining gig so check me out

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thank you did I bomb no was that okay okay I never know I never know