Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 60 - Bussin' w/ the Boy Dads (ft. Will Compton & Taylor Lewan)

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 60 - Bussin' with the Boy Dads (ft. Will Compton & Taylor Lewan) - Sas, Rone, & the NFL players discuss contracts, cosmetic surgeries, Dane Cook, Shane Gillis, flying planes, landing planes, tons of planes, football in London, hotels in Mars, & much, much more in a hilarious crossover episode - Thanks again to the boys and thanks as always to the boy dads - Full episodes also available on YouTube!! - New merch coming Father's DayYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's your Twitter? Underscore Willcom. I'm just Rone. Just at R-O-N-E. Yes, sir.

Thank you. And Lil Sass. What is it, babe? He's got a few. He got like 16. What's your Reddit burner? Even his second account has like a shitload of followers. What's your Twitter?

Lil Sass. Lil Sass watch 66. Lil Sass. Why double sixes? Just so they didn't have Lil Sass. Save it for the show, bro. My number in hockey was 66.

What'd you play in hockey? I don't even remember. I think I played right wing and a little bit of defense. A little left bench. Love that. My brother got drafted from Metro Moose in Brooklyn.

That's how we do on this show, dude. You think I'm not going to bust your balls? You think you're impervious for a five ball bust? But I know you were taking a little sass under your wing. I know, but that's, I feel like, how you hungry dogs run faster. And so I'm starving him. Oh. You are quick-witted, dude.

You're quick. Are we rolling? That's why I'm starving him. Not yet. I don't think so. That's so funny. Let me know when we're good to go. All right, Seth.

Set us off. Set us off. All right. This is coming out tomorrow, right? Yeah. All right. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast.

Today is Thursday, May 12th, 3.30. Yes, sir. We got personalized drinks for everyone. We do a little thing where you just have to drink the bottle in front of you on the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so we got everybody just randomized drinks. We're going to be drinking this Pedialyte hydrating up here. You guys enjoy some of that Pink Whitney.

You have to finish it, though. You want me to fucking... Don't chug again. Don't chug again, dude is you sure it's company drink a pint before it's for the company half gal it's for the company dude damn that was a big swig no sugar added no sugar added to that that's all natural these things are kind of wild how delicious they are yeah It's pretty crazy. Those are really good too. The Revitalite. Are they coming out with new colors? Are they really? I think so. Of Pink Whitney?

Like blue biz or some shit. Why would they have blue biz? Green Grinnelli or some shit. Green Grinnelli would be bullshit. I just keep saying or some shit. Or this or some shit. I like it. When do you guys get a booze? Kind of bullshit that

they have a booze. I know. We got Whistlepig. Yeah, Whistlepig. You're talking about... I'm saying personalized. You're talking about... You're talking a personal...

Whistlepig. What if Whistlepig had like a 12-year... Or what year are you looking to go into? I'm going into 10. Like 10-year age or some shit like that. The decade club. The decade. Decade age Whistlepig or something like that.

I feel you. I feel like... Honestly,pig or something like that. I feel you. I feel like, honestly, though, I feel like that's on the squad up there. Playoff Piggy. Yeah, Playoff Piggy would be crazy. Hey, that was from the hip. I love that. You were fired up for spinning. Hey, I saw you turn.

I was like, damn, we did something wrong. Dude, that's a good name. We made it. Playoff Piggy. It was a son of a boy, Dad? Yeah, dude. Why is our son on the back then? Because we don't have one.

Yeah, we also don't have one. That's so serious. We're just trying to show love. You guys got a logo? Yeah, it's not on the TV though. We don't even have a logo. It's like they have to program it on or some shit. But I feel like we need the sales team up top to get us something like that.

Sometimes I feel like they hold out on us. Yeah, I mean a lot of... Have you guys ever had any celebrity alcohols? Like The Rock has one. Termana. Termana. You ever have any of that shit yeah i've had it we tried uh am i allowed to say this yesterday we tried adam levine's

terrible really god awful it was so handsome so it was like a rose a tequila and it was shocking how terrible it was i feel like like all celebrity... It would taste like drinking perfume. Or like Casamigos is the only one that's celebrity-backed that's kind of good. You know what I mean? Termana's not bad, though. Termana's good. It's expensive. Is Tito's a celebrity?

Yes. Is it? No. I thought some random dude had an office in Texas. Tito's is like the dude Tito, right? No, dude. I don't think it is. I think they appropriated the name.

Uncle Tito from Rocket Power. Dude, I got a question. Yeah, that's who I think of. You guys drink this shit? Arizona iced tea? Yeah. You know where your boy's from. You didn't know this.

I'm from Arizona. Are you? That's cool. Do they have Arizona iced tea in Arizona? I don't read a book. You drink these? You drink these?

Bro, this is 49 grams of sugar, dude. You can't be drinking this. Dude, this is fucking... Pour this shit out. This is fucking disgusting. All right. Real quick pulls and all that. My body's a temple.

My body's a temple. You think I'm about to put 49 grams of sugar into my shit, dude? I don't know, dude. I'm sorry. That was stupid of me. I was just trying to fit in. 49 grams? He's like, hey, you know where your boy's from, right?

My body's a fucking temple, dude. It's a place where Jewish people go to worship. I used to slug those things when I was younger. Isn't that insane? Yeah. I was a monster kid. I was a monster kid back in the day. Really?

You know what I loved? Sobe. Oh, yo, Sobe was a hitter. I love Sobe, bro. That pina colada piece? Yes. Bro, yes. Why were they trying to teach the kids to drink pina coladas, though?

Those were for children, right? Sobe with the lizard? It was a grooming thing. They were getting them ready for when they turned 21. You know what I'm saying coladas, though? Those were for children, right? So it would be with the lizard? It was a grooming thing. They were getting them ready for when they turned 21. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they were. You get a taste for it. They're going to love pina coladas.

They had the branch and amino acids. Oh, did they actually have that? Oh, I thought your body was a temple. What's up? You don't know about them? Dude, I don't have any aminos. You don't know about those picas, dude? Yeah, I lied, dude.

My body's fucking amazing. Really? Dude, you look so good. Shut up, dude. I know I don't. I'm being serious, bro. You got that big dick scrawny guy look. Dude, you look so good. Shut up, dude. I know I don't. No, I'm being serious, bro. You got that big dick scrawny guy look. Dude, you got a huge piece.

I can just tell. They voted him. Go like this. Show me your hands. Show me your hands. Biggest dick in the office. Oh, he's got a big cock for sure. Yeah, dude, thank you so much.

I needed that. He's just looking at the ring, dude. He's trying to compare rings. Nah. Listen, there ain't no ring on. Well, I'm married. Yeah. I'm staying on Super Bowls.

I'm staying on Super Bowls. Ain't no Super Bowl over here. Sorry, babe. Tail end, I'm married. Yeah. I'm talking about Super Bowls. I'm talking about Super Bowls. Ain't no Super Bowl over here. Sorry, babe. Tail end. I'm married to tail end. I was about to say. Who bought the biggest piece by Alex Cooper? No, they said I had a pencil dick.

No, dude. No. They said that Big Cat had a baby sausage, and they said I had a pencil dick. At what point were you showing the dick? Big Cat definitely has a small penis. Who was the biggest? PFT? They said PFT and this dude, YP, had the biggest dicks back in the day.

But they were just guessing. Were you guys just all showing them? No, they were just basing it on... They said short guys have big... the biggest pft uh they said pft and this dude yp had the biggest dicks back in the day but just that they were just all showing them no they were just basing it on like they said short guys have big they gathered everyone in a room and i was like sofia judged them and we're like we don't wanna we don't want to show our dicks and they're like now like it's content we look to erica and she's like you have to do it you have to to. My hands are tied. Girl bosses run the company. They're like, Dude Wipes is paying a million dollars for this. For those girls, those two girls to see all your dicks. Have you gotten re-upped yet?

What? Have you gotten re-upped? Did you get your re-up? Have you re-upped yet? Have you got the bag on them boys out here? Oh, no, no, no. He asked for it. Negotiations are almost stagnant right now.

No, I'm getting paid below minimum wage. That minimum? That's why he's going on tour, dude. Was it June 3rd and 4th inant right now. No, I'm getting paid below minimum wage. That minimum? That's why he's going on tour, dude. Was it June 3rd and 4th in Austin? Yes. No, not Austin. Arlington. Arlington.

Arlington. Slash DC area. A two-date tour. He's on his rookie deal, dude. You know he's over-performing his rookie deal. Oh, no question. Hey, everything- Well, that's what they say.

They say they tear up the rookie deal, but they don't actually do that here. That's Dave's favorite thing to say is, if someone has a good rookie year, I'll tear that contract up. We'll write you a new one no his mistake was he doesn't he renegotiated that was a lie he renegotiated his contract before he like started doing this podcast so it's like uh he he got a new contract and then he started putting up 30 a game then he started like rushing for 120 a game or whatever well my new car i negotiated my new contract and then he started putting up 30 a game. Then he started like rushing for 120 a game or whatever. Well, I negotiated my new contract before I was on the yak and before we had son of a boy dad.

Exactly. So I'm basically doing both of these things for nothing. For free. Basically. Yeah. You're just donating time to the company. So you negotiated already. No.

Oh yeah. With zero leverage. I'm coming up on two. I think the problem with that is I negotiated. Like I think you were already behind the eight ball when you said that. Yeah. I'm coming up on two years in two weeks. June 1st.

Really? They trapped us for three, dude. But I signed for five. Yeah, they did. You signed for five years? Yeah. Oh, bro, you got to hold out. Yeah, so I'm making minimum wage for the next five.

League minimum, bro. Damn. No, I didn't sign for five. I got another half year. Oh, really? Yeah. You better get that bag, homie. Oh, you're out.'re out now no he's getting the bag you're trying to get extended what's the bag look like mil to a million dollars oh i have no idea fuck but maybe i don't really i i really

like i used to care a lot about it i used to like always be like oh i'm not making enough money and then they were like we're not giving you more money. And I was like, okay. I really never think about it anymore. Because you make money on your own now. Now you make money on the side. Not really. Not a ton. If these Arlington shows sell out, I will. Let's go, dude. Can we hear some of your stand-up right now, like a little taste? Why not? Because he only has seven minutes, and so he's trying to stretch the shit for the shows.

If he gives you one minute, he has six minutes to do these multiple shows. No, I'm trying to get up to—so the shows are June 3rd and 4th. The ticket link is in my Instagram and Twitter bio. And I'm trying to get up to, like, 30 to 40 minutes for that. So I can't, like, be posting any clips of anything that I'm, like, writing, because then it's going to be, like, all already used. Yeah. So I need to, like like save all of it. You remember Dane Cook when we were younger.

Yeah. He used to that Kool-Aid joke would go like a hitter. Oh yeah. He did it again on his next special. People go crazy. So maybe you put that on Twitter and then all of a sudden. Yeah. Yeah. You hit the oh yeah. Oh fuck he's going to do it. He's going to do that shit right now. People really hate

Dane Cook. I actually. Bro I don't get it. Yeah. I mean it's because he had the whole stealing jokes thing. Yeah but like what are you going to do it. He's gonna do that shit right now. People really hate Dane Cook. I actually think. Bro, I don't get it. Yeah, I mean, it's because he had the whole stealing jokes thing. Yeah, but like, what are you gonna do, bro? Every time. But what you gonna do, though?

But dude, his old specials were fucking hilarious. Listen, Dane Cook stole jokes. I still fuck with him. Louis C.K. jerked off. I still fuck with Louis C.K. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I still will listen to this shit. I actually think, didn't Dane Cook steal jokes from Louis C.K.? Yes, that's why I brought Louis C.K. out. It was that, I wanna name my kid something funny bit.

It was like the difference between rrrr and ffff. Yeah. Or something like that. Yeah. And all he did was change like a letter. Yeah. I think people don't like that Dan Cook's face changed a little bit. Well, I mean, he looks like he has that Instagram filter on that like makes your cheekbones

like pop out. And he just keeps doing the same thing. People don't like when dudes get filler. People don't like when dudes are insecure enough to change their faces. If a woman does it, it's like, yes, bitch. Get that ass. Go off, bitch. You got asses, dude.

You're changing ass. You're right, but I don't think dudes... I don't think it looks that good. He looks really weird. You know what I'm saying? He didn't look bad. I'll get filler tomorrow. Right, right, right.

To me, it's like lips. I'll get filler tomorrow. Right, right, right. To me, it's like lips. I'll get that. I'll get them lips done tomorrow, homie. Are you kidding me? Taylor comes in with the DSLs. You want one of them? You'd be like, let me get a piece of that. And the lips thing, I never get the lips thing because you always notice it.

Bro, you really don't though. Legit, I got my haircut from this dude yesterday before we came here, two days ago. And he's like, I got my lips done. He was talking my ear off, talking about how he got his lips done. I couldn't tell at all. Straight dude? Come on. But a straight dude getting his lips done would be fine. Come on.

I'm talking like, when you see chicks get their lips done I feel like you see it. Yes. It's also definitely, it has something to do with you know the person beforehand. You say what definitely it has something to do if you know the person beforehand you say what it has something to do with like if you knew the person before they got yeah but sometimes you look at chicks and you just know they got their lips yeah it's true yeah but sometimes you see it right above right above that top part of the

well some people just do way too much yeah yeah you got to go to the right person and be like like make me look still normal like does that something come in yeah i mean the kardashians like you can't like their faces i feel like you can't really bro you can look at them you can definitely tell have you ever seen the pictures of kendall jenner or like kylie jenner when they were little girls like you're talking before and after though we're talking before and after i think he's just saying like if you're looking at him it's like yeah you know they get work done like dang cook you look at dang cook you know he's got work yeah but here's the deal dang cook went out of the spotlight and back in the spotlight.

So you see him when he was doing like Good Luck Chuck and then boom, now. Yeah, he came out with the mask. It's like crazy. The Kardashians are slow.

He was a good looking cat. I know, but the Kardashians are- Good Luck Chuck was a good looking cat? Oops. The Kardashians are slowly but surely like just moving a little jawline here.

Moving a little thing here. And they probably have the best of the best. They probably have geniuses doing it. They probably have people who could solve cancer if they wanted to. But they just choose not to because of the Kardashian money.

The money in the bag has to be nicer. Dude, you know who else just got it? Fucking Efron, dude. Efron got a little something done to his face and is like, this shit is just a little bit off. It's just a little bit different. Who's Efron? Zach Efron? Oh, little bit different who's zack efron oh oh i know exactly what that is he's handsome as fuck yes he's like prototypically handsome and what

are you doing bro why are you touching that face why would you ever touch it because i think he must love being handsome so much that he thought he was losing it but dudes can get not losing it handsomer like that's one of the best things about being a dude you can get handsome as an old man i agree that shit can just happen. Fucked up, Dane Cook. Yeah, that fucked Dane Cook up, man. He went out of the spotlight and came back in. Holy fuck, turn the light off, man.

It looks like they extended his forehead by, like, a lot. Hey, you know, his brother stole all his money, like $12 million. What? He has those in prison now. Yeah. I actually just found that out. I don't even know, Dane. I'm just putting all his shit out there. You know what I'm saying? Shout out, Dane Cook. Listen, if you want to come on Bust out. I don't even know Dane. I'm putting it all as I'm just putting

all his shit out there. You know what I'm saying? I think we're all shut out Dane Cook. Listen, if you're on Bustle with the

Boys. Fucking Dane Cook. I'm a huge fan. I think he still like he's still rich as fuck, but I think I don't think he is.

No, I think he still has like have you seen his plastic surgery dude? He's not. That's the cheap plastic surgery. He took a trip over

the border real quick. Would you guys do ever anything to yourself like a little Botox or something? No, dude, I would. Would you guys do anything to yourself? Like a little Botox or something? No. Would you guys give veneers? Yeah, 100%. He's still worth $35 million.

Allegedly. Allegedly. But yeah, his brother did take a fuck ton of money. I might get some more beard. Hey, I would legit do that too. I'd tell Will that. Fat ass beard. Just a fucking manly ass.

You know how Eminem just has like a goofy fake beard or whatever yeah yeah yeah I might get that job get a tattoo beard greatest rapper of all time though yeah exactly no question he could get whatever beard

he wants dude he fucking made Stan if you make Stan you could have a fucking any type of transplant no question I think I'd think about

getting hair for sure yeah get something that I got if I ever went bald it would it'd be like a no brainer I'd be like, you'll never go bald, though.

No, never. I don't know. Because like, I don't those hair transplants hurt. Oh, sure. I'm just fucking. Aren't they like super, super painful?

The recovery. But I heard those robots that do them now. Your face like swells up like I saw like Kirk Cousins. He's got. Yeah, he's got the hair. And I saw him like a day

or two after he got it done and his whole face was swollen. Yeah, that doesn't sound worth it to me. Maybe get the titty sucked out or some shit. You get real fat, you get your titty sucked out. But you are 21, so I don't really care. No, I've got a receding hairline. Really?

It goes back. When I shaved my head, my hairline was just like a U. But then it came back. It's proceeding now. Yeah. I like that, dude. It's a fun word. It's a fun word.

It's a fun, different word. I mean, I'm 32. So what do you think? You guys use any of that shit? What is the cream? What is the popular one that everyone puts on their head? Propecia? Rogaine?

Yeah. I use that thick hair shampoo, dude, from JP. JP, Rogaine? I use dial soap. Are you losing that shit? I use a thick hair shampoo. Bro, yeah. JP, one of our producers,

him and Will are always talking about their hairlines. Yeah, yours is completely normal. Nah, man. When I shave my hair, you... Yeah, but yours looks normal. Like, my shit is like a V. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Your shit's receding a little bit. But if I was you, Will, if you made money, I would go spend 10 grand right now, bing, bang, boom. Get that shit done. Mine goes back far up here and then it's got

like the little thin hairs which means it's receding the baby if you're about to get the bag if you're about to get the bag I would just invest in that

nah I don't care are you trying to say really yeah if they pay me a good amount of money ooh no like I'm not like threatening

sounds like you're threatening but if I like didn't get a raise no right in a year if they still get you on the yeah but what would you go down to you're trying to come down yeah i'll go join boston oh hey we'll pay you whatever you want yeah you know my seller yeah straight to nashville i literally have heard hardly any of your content

but will and jp says you're the best so i'm like all right i'm the same i'm such a follower we did the show you weren't there though I think did you come on no no we both came on I came on one time solo when I was

shooting that movie I had to go boogie to a workout real quick which I'm kind of bummed I missed that but I remember watching Will we talked about this earlier

Will just dying eating that hot chicken no air conditioning that day I know yeah that was the one where you got off and you were sweating just titty sweat

I still kind of like that too. Really? You guys have privilege out here. What is Rich Eisen talking about? He's hating. He better get his weight up and not his hate up, dude. I know, dude.

He better get his weight up. You saw that? Yes, that was fucked up. This guy, this NFL guy, this NFL announcer, he used to be like a sports center anchor or some shit,

coming at the boys today. Yeah, which is a hater what'd he say he called them the F slur really do you guys get what's the F slur

you know what it is brother roll through the slurs in your mind oh no way he did yeah yeah Eisen did

on NFL Network on NFL Network that's crazy bro I know that's out of pocket I didn't know that just release the schedule stop dangling all these people did on NFL Network. On NFL Network. That's crazy, bro. I know. That's out of pocket. I didn't know that. Just release the schedule. Stop dangling all these things.

Yeah, that shit is bullshit, though. I like how teams do cool, I think the Atlanta Falcons did a cool video of them. Like a rollout. A rollout. But it's like, what's the schedule going to be like?

We already know who we're playing. Like just, hey, it's going to be released Friday. And then don't do little shit. Who fucking cares? I agree. People love the NFL Like just, Hey, it's going to be released Friday. And then don't like do like a little shit. Who fucking cares? People love the NFL so much though, that they can just lord that shit. I got the whole schedule right here.

You want me to leak it right now? And Taylor was, that'd be awesome for the ball. It doesn't even go out. Taylor mentioned like releasing the NFL schedule. And then, uh, Rich Eisen popped on Twitter.

It's right here. It just popped off, dude. Got it right there. Holy. Like, uh, talking about window dressing.

It's just, don't get mad at all the window dressing. It's much like having a bus and no motor. Here's what I love about Rich Eisen. Oh, shit. Here's what I love about Rich Eisen, dude. It's a good dance. Rich is a Michigan man.

He's a Michigan man. Which I went to Michigan too. That's true. I'm not going to ask you if you did your homework. I went to Michigan. That's fine. And Rich has had me on his show, good, several times.

Had me on his show a bunch. And we've had a great time. We giggle and laugh, and then something changed. A dynamic changed. Not when we got the bus, but when the boys started doing a couple of numbers. Wow. I think maybe Rich, although a huge friend, and I'm a fan of his. I think we're fans of each other.

We're friends as well. I think he's a little worried that we're taking his eyes. You are. You're going to be taking his eyes you are you're taking his eyes right out of his head maybe i'm just hating maybe i'm just hating rich i think we're a fucking hater what you say get your weight up not your hate up yeah exactly dude no that is get your weight up not your hate up i've been saying it for fucking years i like that dude i love head ice i got would you guys ever do like a real like NFL network type show?

Or would you just you guys want to just stick with the podcast? Whatever we need to do. You know what I'm saying? Oh, we're grinders, buddy. Yeah. All we know is hard work.

Look at us. That's why we're having you guys on. We want to have more people learn about the NFL and stuff like that. Like people who've never heard of the NFL.

What you want to know, dude? I'll teach you. You want to know the NFL type shit that you're asking about. I feel like we would have to, we would have to like understand and put in a lot more work.

Like something like, something like what Biz is doing on that show with Gritskill. Oh, yeah, we could do that. No problem. Would we actually go on like- Yeah, would you guys do something like that? Yeah.

I don't know. Here's what the NFL needs to do. And I think we just talked about on KFC, but the NFL needs to have a show just like Chuck and Shaq. And we could do that show no problem. I think so, but I don't think that I would actually be a candidate for the show. Why? Because I think there's a lot of NFL-type seniority of superstardom out there that could do it that you'd plug in before me.

But they're learning that personality wins. I'm not hating on myself. I hate that, dude. I fucking hate when you hate on yourself, bro. I disagree with you. I fucking hate when you hate on in before me. But they're learning that personality wins. I'm not hating on myself. I disagree with you. I fucking hate when you hate on yourself, bro. I disagree with you. Really? Because, like, say, Biz. To me, hockey's like...

But Biz isn't like an NFL legend. He's a grinder. He was a fighter. He was a fourth line NFL legend. I understand. I understand. Stick with me here. No disrespect.

Sorry, that was really strange. Biz sucked, dude. Biz fucking was trash. No disrespect, but I'm so really strange. I'm all disrespect. This fucking was trash. No disrespect, but I'm so sorry. But hockey to me is different than the NFL. I feel like hockey, the network and everything else, is more starving for people to be on versus the NFL, where to me there's a plethora of talent out there

to plug and play on some of these shows. Who's more talented than you? I don't know. With the voice box, dude. With the conversation, who's more talented? No, no, no, no. There's nobody I'm thinking of.

I'm just thinking of... Oh, so now you think you're better than us. I'm thinking of like corporate networks. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like to me,

I'm not a mainstream corporate network type of guy who's done the boot camps. But random dudes become like... Or I'm not a quarterback. Like to me, those are the guys that they go after.

Like Tom Brady's done that huge deal before he's even done any bra. Like to me, it's like, yeah, he's probably going to want a certain person. I disagree. I think he's going to be good too.

Well, that's another, I think he's going to be, I think he's going to be very good. He's going to stop. Cause when you know, he's going to be happy about it though. When you do quarterbacks,

those, those are situational football masters. I'm talking two minute red zone. I'm talking all of these things that quarterbacks understand way more in and out than any, really anybody else. Quarterback is the guy that throws the ball. He's like understanding.

You know what I mean? Versus hockey where I don't think there's that much, there's that much of a detail in it. And again, I think if the NHL world is starving. You're just disrespecting the sport. I'm not disrespecting the sport. I'm really not. You're like, well, you sound like a football player.

You sound like a football player. Like hockey. What do you mean I sound like a football player? Like football players. I'm just trying to be real. No, no, no, I understand. Trust me. Hey, the boy at NFL Network,

ESPN, anybody out there, you want to get your boy on screen. I'm here and I'm ready to go. Now you're talking about going into direct competitors. What's up? So now you're talking about

going into direct competitors. The ESPN? You're trying to get him in trouble. What do you mean? You just said you're coming to bust one of the boys anyway. To answer your question,

I would do it. We all in contract here. Yeah, we are. Contract here for the boys. But I do think that play-by-play announcing is the future, like as far as there being alternate broadcasts and how the MLB is hiring random people, like women. Katie Nolan has a deal with MLB,

and she's calling play-by-play games, alternate broadcasts. You see how much money they're spending obviously brady's making 37 million years still should be looking to look in a branch it out and get some i think that i think that they're already trying to do stuff like that i mean if you look at the canelo fight like we're supposed to do a bowl game like i'm sure that there's more stuff in the works in the future like i think that that's like a viable and look at the fucking top dollar future. I think that that's a viable... And look at the fucking top dollar.

They're paying for that shit. Yeah, exactly. I think, by the way, baseball's got to be the easiest to do play-by-play. Oh, yeah. And you could be shit-faced. 30 seconds and the wind-up and the pitch. 0-2 count.

You know? Say real slow. I think baseball would be fun to do. It'd be easy. Hockey would be the hardest to do. Hockey would be by far the hardest. You've got to know every line shifting so and so

to so and so back over to so and so through the blue and it clears it out as the line changes and here comes so and so it's just tough yeah but you gotta know

every player on every team nah football wouldn't be as hard football wouldn't be as hard as hockey but it'd be harder than baseball basketball would be tough too we go hockey basketball

football probably baseball oh I don't know, brother. Baseball, you're just like, Oswalt. Yeah. The O2. I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly it. I have like side conferences before. You know, when I played back in LA, I had to hang up with this guy. He put a change up on me and pop up fly to first. It's kind of like you're dragging lines the whole time. I think football would be the hardest. Say, I think you're dragging lines the whole time. I think football would be the hardest.

I think you're talking like a football player. No, I agree. Hockey's deaf. If you listen to hockey, they're talking constantly. Constantly. There's no dead time

to have like any, so Shet, what'd you do over the break? Well, you know, me and the wife went down to Myrtle Beach. It was a great time. There's none of that shit.

Get your 20 minutes when the periods are up. You know what I'm saying? You're ripping and fucking going. Once that puck drops, we're all on. When that puck drops, we all drop. Goon. Greatest, most inspirational sports movie of all time.

But Will, I think that you're right that a football announcer can add the most to the game. Like a super bright guy. Like when Tony Romo, when he first retired and he's telling you what's about to happen or explaining why a safety's doing this or that. I feel like that's the most illuminating to a fan like if somebody's really breaking it down it's like oh now i feel like i understand the game more which is like what some football announcers can do i think that is a great point thank you no i think i think like i'm finished our bottles the part where you're saying like i think they can add the most value to the sport

because i do yeah like i'm sitting here thinking about it like yeah you would have to stop you would have to talk non-stop on hockey but if you know the game like there's not somebody who's going to come in and add like an exponential amount of value like somebody would in football yeah i still think there's 25 grams of sugar in this no there's not that's why i'm only drinking a fifth of mine brother is there really no there's all i can do is five grams 25 grams of sugar in this. No, there's not. That's why I'm only drinking a fifth of mine, brother. Is there really? No, there isn't. All it can do is five grams. There's 25 grams of added sugar. What?

Is that in the whole thing? Dude, how about this eye shiner I got going on right now? I love it. Is that from KB? You look cool. You look cool as shit, dude. Come on now. KB didn't leave with any scars.

You saw the tape. KB didn't leave with any injuries. He lived on his back. Oh, that's true, dude. He's a pride, because we've learned that you're a deep down wrestler, and that's a prideful man. Wrestlers are prideful.

Well, yeah, that was a pretty big piece of information when I left out. I'm telling you, when I was in there locking up with him, I'm like, oh, he's like,

he's fucking a good wrestler. Both of you were kind of breathing hard for a little bit after. Yeah, you guys were wiped. Do you think it would have affected you that much if you had lost? Because I know that he's

probably going to kill himself. He's probably at home right now just running back the tapes over and over. Yeah, he's probably Googling nooses and just like, which can hold the body weight. He's probably at home right now, just running back the tapes over and over. Yeah, he's probably Googling nooses. He's probably been on Twitter, because I'm sure it's already been posted. Oh, yeah. It was on ESPN.

Oh, wow. It was on NFL Network. Yeah, I love that. Rich Eisen called him the F-slur, too. He's like, look at these two F-slurs. He's really just throwing it around these days. Eisen is a dog. The way he's talking about shit.

What's next? What's next? It's like son of a boy dad. Where's my hat? We need one. They're like, we're going to put him out on Father's Day. No, no, no. I'm talking to what Sad City said. No, you can't sell it, brother. It's a one-off. Yeah, we got to make those. I'll talk to someone about that.

We didn't do what we said we were going to do. That's another way to put it. What we really need to talk to you about that we didn't do what we said we're gonna do another way to put it but but what we really need to talk to you about though is uh you're that the fact that you did stand up did you did you go to his show did you see anything about you opened for the live show right yeah yeah no no he didn't open for the live show no no i'll i will explain that but we did a live show at zany's and then later that night will went on let's talk about game time okay game time with the new ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price i want to go see the mets play at some point this summer the yankees the red socks hell i might even go see the celtics in the playoffs okay and i'm gonna do that by

downloading the game time app, going to the account tab, treat a login, redeeming the code boy dad for $20 off my first purchase. Turns apply. Go ahead. Download the game time app. Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. Yeah. The live show was at four and then Josh Wolf had his standup, his like his standup bit and everything else. And I was a part of his like bit. Oh, he has somebody who hasn't done comedy before. Come up and do like five minutes. He takes you back to help you kind of punch up and do jokes. But really, they just bring you out a second time so they can like make fun of you. Yeah. With you and stuff. But yeah. So it wasn't even your crowd. I would say. I mean, I would say, do you sell tickets for the event? Do they come to see you? Yeah, I post on Twitter.

Okay, okay. So, how was it? What was it like? Like, in a word, was it daunting?

Nervous as fuck. Yeah, it was scary. Did you get hammered before? Scarier than playing a football game? I got hammered, I got hammered fucking,

during our live show. During our live show. It was our first live show ever due. Because we were doing like a meet and greet afterwards and it was taking so long and I was getting

antsy about I need to get away and recite my stuff a little bit more. Because I wasn't fully there. There was some stuff I wanted to touch up on. Or an added joke in that day that I'm like, I need to fucking be alone. You know what I mean? You don't have to be nervous at all.

No, I get drunk before every single one of my sets. Really? Yeah. Something I'm working on. Getting drunk or you're working at all. No, I get drunk before every single one of my sets. Really? Yeah. Something I'm working on. Getting drunk or you're working on drinking. What were you nervous? Is that why you drink and get drunk?

Yeah. To take the edge off? Yes. He says he can't do it without it. Were you getting pissed off when he was drunk at the live show? No, I just thought to myself,

okay, I gotta fucking take the reins here. Let's land this plane. People get mad at me when I get drunk during those things. We did our first live show at Zany's,

sold out. It was unbelievable. Literally like the most, one of the most fun things we've ever done, right? Yeah, it's a good venue too. It was a fucking blast, dude. And like 30 minutes

into the show, well, 40 minutes into the show, so there's about 20 minutes left, Will was down with the crowd, comes back on stage and leans back and goes, I'm fucking ham.

And I go oh no and the rest of the show is like me Jelly Roll and Ernest and we were all kind of talking and Will kind of

we just kept Will where he was at he did a great job what are you talking about I was in there we put Will in a cage put him in a cage and said

Will don't talk the rest of the time I'm just kidding no he was awesome it was great but when we were doing our meet and greet after we didn't expect to do

a meet and greet and then literally everyone from after the show came to like take pictures or whatever and you could tell Will was like anxious

and at the time I didn't realize like oh he's gotta do his set in like two hours so I didn't understand what the big deal was I'm like I like to talk to everybody

like hey how you doing okay let's have a moment together you and I take a picture exactly like I want you to walk away going okay Taylor and Will are good dudes and there was a couple times will was like taylor

let's go like next guy like smacking a camera there's no shame and just being polite as possible without like well also low-key being like let's fucking get going buddy like i'm drunk that's awesome and fucking let's keep it moving yeah he was ready he was fucking done with me dude but it was cool his uh will won't gas himself but his set was funny yeah the shit that put the one he put on twitter did you guys see it yeah yeah i saw that shit i thought that was like a plus yeah it was funny a plus joke it sounded like a crush funny yeah yeah i mean dude when i the first time that i did a real stand-up show i like couldn't even like speak to anyone for like 24 hours in advance because I was so fucking

nervous I like to me like I like for it to kind of be that way but we had our live show and everything yeah yeah the whole time you're just like you guys get nervous for the live shows or now I was Will wasn't nervous I was nervous I probably would have been had that been our only thing to do really that that shit doesn't

make me nervous at all yeah like I was thinking like when you're up on stage with multiple people, KFC and them, they came on that weekend. Uh, guys were coming in during the comedy fest and coming on the bus, but Taylor had did, uh, the Zany's live show with KFC and they went on that night and I was asking Taylor like how they did it. Cause Taylor and I hadn't really prepped yet for the live show. There's like, Oh, they were just telling me like, dude, just run it like the pie. Like people, people want to come there. They want to see what you like, what you do you do usually yeah and just have a little bit more fun with them so when he said that i was kind of like oh we'll be gold we'll do our shout outs thing we'll do some of our

sticks that we do um but there is a little bit of pressure more yeah there's a little bit more pressure but you get to engage with the audience and we had a couple good stories that we're like talking to together and the crowds like engage with us so it really wasn't you can see who's laughing and not it's like like damn i feel like i need to laugh right now type of shit yeah yeah you just want people to be engaged and we had jelly roll and earnest come on so like when they came on you're just sitting there it's like it's like if we came out here or we go to arlington or something and we have like you guys come on and do a live show with us which i think we should do yeah dude we'd love to but it's kind of like that then when then when you guys come on it's

kind of like it makes it even easier because Taylor and I went longer than we thought we would just us two Jelly Roll's the GOAT too yeah he's all time dude his stage presence is unreal he's easy to talk to he's funny

he's got good one liners he's charming he's on drugs it's amazing it's a perfect combination he's so open about it Bubba I'm so high right now

I'm like oh it's awesome he's like no seriously he's the best he's like it's a problem it's like this guy's hilarious yeah look at him being so open and honest you gotta meet Jelly Roll

I've heard a lot about him I feel like I talk about him every time I talk to these guys and you guys had Shane Gillis on too we did bro he was awesome he's all time

you brought up a good point on KFC we could've done better I think we could've why what do you mean you're being critical of yourselves yeah we probably are but like Shane and it was kind of point on KFC. We could have done better. I think we could have, bro. Why? What do you mean? You're being critical of yourselves? Yeah, we

probably are. But like Shane, and it was kind of a similar vibe I felt like KFC was explaining on their first time. Like, Shane's got like an edginess to him and you don't know if you're like is he wanting to go down this route or, and I think he's such a football fan too, that he wasn't wanting

to banter with us as much. Like he wasn't wanting to like bust our balls. So I feel like we could have just done a better job had we seen his stand-up beforehand and understood his personality a little bit more. I think we could have probably delivered a little bit better. I think if we did a little more homework, I think another thing would be his SNL thing. Yeah, we stuck on that

for a little too long. We hit that in the beginning and it was like, ugh. Yeah, that's a tough one because he's talked about it over a thousand times. Everyone reminded us of that. It's kind of like, ah, yeah, had we a tough one because he's talked about it like over a thousand times. Over a thousand times. Everyone reminded us of that. It's kind of like, ah, yeah, had we known that, we could have done a better job. I think when we had him on, we were like, we're not going to talk about that. And then we ended up talking about it.

But I think he actually brought it up. Did you guys talk football? What was he, a three tech? See, that's his name. We didn't talk about him playing at West Point. Yeah, did he play college ball? Because he had to go to some of them. He was going to Notre Dame because they had the Notre Dame rivalry

and he heckled Taylor back in the day, which was like a funny story. Yeah, he told me the story of when I was in college. I was like a red light standing there and he was in a car and he rolled at us and he was like,

Taylor! And that was it. He's like, do you remember? And I'm like, how did I remember that? That's such a Philly scumbag move. That's a big time Philly move. That feels like something I would definitely remember. Right? Yeah a Philly scumbag move that's a big time Philly move

that feels like something I would definitely remember right yeah if someone did that to me no but it was like I don't know did you guys ever

roll down your windows and yell at people every day yeah I feel like I did that all the time I never did it it happened to me when I was in like

middle school kids would are you a football fan I got bullied no you're not I'm not really a fan of any sports

except I like hockey. I like watching playoff hockey a lot. Who's your team? Bruins. Come on, kid. Have you watched any playoff hockey games this year? No. But if I do watch sports, that is what I will watch.

Why don't you want to watch sports? I got other shit to do. Video games. So you think... He says sus. Destroy the enemy. He says sus. Playing sports is sus as hell.

It is kind of sus. Sports are dumb? No no not at all did i think if you i've never been i've never been into sports was it f slang no no explain it this burt kreischer bit he was doing on the bus like he sells you on being a oh bro it's the best yeah i think i think i saw it yeah like when in your life are you like oh fucking fuck yes yeah i like i'll walk like if something if there's like a big game on I'll watch it and I'll get super invested in it. But it's not something that I like whatever like sit down every single night and be like, oh, what's on tonight? Have you ever been to a football game?

I've never been to an NFL game now. We got to get my double seven jersey. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You know the rule, though. No, I don't. We'll tell you when you get the jersey. You got to get lip fillers and suck off the team. Do the Titans play at Philly or Philly play at the Titans? I got the schedule. Yeah, we you get the jersey. You got to get lip fillers and suck off the team. Do the Titans play at Philly or do Philly play at the Titans?

I got the schedule. Yeah, we're about the same. It's not coming out till tomorrow. If they play at the Titans, you guys should come to the Philly Titans game. Yeah, definitely. We're big Philly fans. Hey, it's at Philly. Oh, fuck.

It's at Philly. Do you want to know the date? Do you want to know the date? Yeah. I would come to a Titans game without being Philly. Because I think Barstool is opening a bar in Nashville anyway. So this fall, we should legit. You guys should come to Philly.

We'll watch a game, and then we can do a live show at the Helium. At the Helium. Hey. He's not going to want to fly back with his football team? Well, I'll just say. Hey, Brains, I know you guys love football. We had a great time, but I have to do a live show. Little Sasquatch is over at the helium.

Yeah, we'll fly you private. We'll fly you out on the boy that jet. Let's fucking go. Yeah. I'll take that. What are you flying out of? You know what I'm saying? Cessna.

Cessna? Cessna? Cessna what? Them little boy prop planes or what? Wait and see. You gotta come correct. You're a plane guy? I fucking love planes.

Oh, he's a plane guy. Let's go. I love planes. I only know commercial airlines. guy. Let's go. I love planes. I only know commercial airlines. Okay. Are you interested in getting your pilot's license at all? No. I'm too scared.

Really? Yeah. Have you heard of it? It's actually, I have a weird relationship with planes. I'm horrified of flying and then I started getting super into planes. Okay, that's how I started too. It kind of made me not as anxious to fly anymore. I get excited. When we fly, I was at the window seat because I like to watch us of made me not as anxious to fly anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I get excited.

Like when we go, we, we fly out at the window seat. Cause I like to watch it. Yeah. Let's take off. Yeah. Which I think billboard actually is a bit of like,

Hey, like don't be six. I have my face fully pressed. Oh, there's a cloud. Just like, I'm like, I got to put Taylor in the window.

I know. Yeah. Fucking stupid. The funniest billboard as a plane bit where he's talking about like they're getting turbulence and the dude behind him is like making noises. Oh, no.

He's like, ah! That's funny. Dude, uh, what? Oh, yeah, he's fucking funny, Will. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he is, he is. I hate that so much. I know you do. Hey, he's the best though, right? Let's just get a clap for him. Let's just fucking love this guy. God, I hate that. Do it again, dude.

Wasn't even my joke. Hey, I'm Dan Cook. We see you. My boy's stealing out here. Hey, but if you want to learn how to fly, there's planes called Cirruses now that have like parachutes. So if like anything,

I swear to God, they're like little prop planes. That sounds like maybe like throw them in a simulator before they do that. It's got to be an expensive course. You've landed one? I've landed a plane. I've flown a plane.

We were talking about that earlier this week. Could a random person just land a plane? And it happened yesterday. A guy just landed a plane in Florida. The pilot passed out. Passed out from what? On a commercial? No, it was a tiny boy.

Yeah, probably just two people because it seemed like the other guy was just sitting in the front seat with him. Yeah, I couldn't really tell because they used like 75 different pictures of different planes. But they have video of the guy landing the plane. It's kind of sweet that the guy landed it. You said you landed one though? Was it?

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What do you guys go to, like altitude? Like 4,000, 5,000 feet. That's crazy. It's when you're just kind of like hanging out, and you take off, and the guy who's sitting with you is always this like crusty white dude who fucking loves flying he's been doing it forever yeah and this is like how he like pays for his time to fly and you guys think of it like the first time i ever got in a plane he's like do you want to take off i'm like what he's like yeah if you want to be

the one to pull like pull back and i was like sure so we do it and we take off and it was it was fucking cool it's kind of trippy at first he's like legit like we were getting in and i was closing the door the door wouldn't close like it's all right i'll be going too fast for it to open anyway like that didn't care but they're literally like that doesn't matter it was in carlsbad it was in carlsbad california we get turbulence he doesn't like the dude he's like your flight attendant the dude flying with you where you like if he's not tripping you know okay we're you just be calm yeah we're safe then and so it was it's cool and then when I went to land, I mean, there was a couple of hairy ones. I've landed a plane like 15, 20 times.

What? Jeez. So wait, do you have your license? No, I don't have my license because I was doing it in the off season like three years ago. And then I realized like, I can't take six months off during the season

and then just get right back in a plane. So I might as well just wait until I'm done playing for like forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's something I'm for sure going to do. What about the turbulence as you're going up the first time? Like as you're taking off the first time, you feel some turbulence. Especially on one of those tiny ass planes. Yeah. All, yeah. But it's something I'm for sure going to do. What about the turbulence as you're going up the first time? Like as you're taking off

the first time you feel some turbulence. Especially on one of those tiny ass planes. All I know is I've flown those small ass planes in GTA and those things

don't do well on the table. No, they're like bouncing around. That's any indication. Dude, they're cool. It's actually cool once you realize

these things want to fly. It's a weird thing that these little planes want to. They're so light. They're so easily flown. the way they're engineered. It's just like, like if you literally like put the throttle all the way and they have like

this little core, like this little, I don't know, whatever thing you push it in and you just go. And eventually the plane will be going fast enough. It just takes off by itself. You really don't have to pull back or nothing. That's crazy.

The natural lift or whatever it is. I'm not, you know, into physics. Yeah. Probably should be if I really want to get my license, but like, it's, it's really cool. It was a really fun lift. Yeah, the lift or whatever it is. I'm not, you know, into physics. Yeah, probably should be if I really want to get my license. But like, it's really cool. It was a really fun time.

Dude, that's sick that you're into planes because like we talk about planes like literally every episode. We talk about a lot of planes. We're that autistic, dude. It's incredible. He said we're that autistic. I think it's the most fun time.

Dude, it's the coolest thing to know how to fly or know how to do of like driving anything, like driving a semi truck or learning how to drive stick or like learning how to fly. Like I can do of like of driving anything like driving a semi truck or learning how to drive stick or like learning how to fly like i can get us from here to florida today and i can do that i think it's cool shit yeah that's pretty cool how long would it take

in one of those what's like have you applied anything bigger than that or now no um i went to missouri to see will one time and i went on like this um business jet it was like this super small like four passenger like small jet and that was that was pretty fast but it all depends like if you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry like you want to get on like a citation x which is like a the fastest right there is right that citation x those things fucking rip dude like super fast but they're like private jets like five six million dollars what what is the uh the old one that they're bringing back the fuck what's it called it was like a it was like a super jet and it was like it was a commercial airline yeah yeah what is that they're bringing it back united's bringing it back right to go across to go across uh seas right you can get from boston to like

london in like three hours yeah i know i know what you're talking about. No way. Three hours. Yes. Wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah. Dude, when you, when you play, did you,

oh, you didn't, but one of them, no, thank God. So when we go to London, dude, when you go play a game in London,

we take off on Thursday. I was like, let's fucking go. Bro. When you go play a game in London, it's like an eight, nine hour flight or whatever it is. You fly out of Nashville.

When you fly out of Nashville, you land. The first thing you do, drop your. You fly out of Nashville. When you fly out of Nashville, you land. The first thing you do, drop your bags off and go practice immediately. Cause you take off, you take off during the day and land in the morning. So like you need to sleep the whole time. Then you go, you drop your bags off and you immediately go to practice on this fucked up field that has like divots and grooves. It's like a soccer field.

It's not even a soccer field, dude. I swear to God, this is not, I'm not exaggerating. It's like a bus at high school. It was a castle. And it was in the lawn of a castle, I swear to God. And we practiced there. And then they're like, hey, stay up until 7.30. So you're like staring at the clock just dying

for it to turn to 7.30. Once it turns 7.30, you go to sleep and like kind of reset pretty fast. Did it reset you? You know the game, you play the same in your head. We're like, oh fuck. Like I haven't got any sleep. And then you realize like, oh, they haven't got any sleep either. We're going to be just fine.

You know, it's like, we're all just kind of like grunting at each other for three hours and like, holy fuck, this is a lot. Like I felt jet lag, but not like I've never had to do anything. You know what I mean? Then you fly back after the game. Like you fly there after you practice. You have to stay up all night. You practice on Thursday and then you got like

a couple hour window to like get your stuff and get ready and then you fly like you're flying at night time and that's your sleep. Like they give you like what are the sleeping pills?

Ambien? Oh, melatonin? Yeah, like I get an Ambien. It's a little stronger than the melatonin. Oh, you got the melatonin? It's that pharmacy stuff. You pocket any of them?

You get an Ambien and try to get some right here. You want some? Go ahead. You pocket any of them? You get an ambulance. That's what I get. You want some? Come on. You're expected to get your sleep on the plane like when you fly there and then you hit practice right when you get there

and it's fucked, dude. That's brutal. What are those seats like on that plane? Is it like a full recline type of thing? Is it like Delta Comfort Plus or is it just in the, you're in the back with everybody like some bullshit?

Depends. If you're a big dog, you'll get the full sleep. You'll get the full sleep. No, they put the whole team in the front of the plane for like the full lay downs. The whole team? The whole team in the front of the plane for the full laydowns. The whole team?

The whole team. Because I'm saying there's still some guys who lag that have to go on the business plus. I'm pretty sure the 53-man roster was all up there. It's crazy, though, dude. It's a wild gig. And you don't get to do shit when you're in England, right? There's not time where you can go out and have some tea or some shit. There's a little bit of free time,

but you're so exhausted that you're kind of like, it doesn't feel like you're on like vacation. It's a business trip. Yeah. Yeah. It's straight up as a business trip and it's cool. But then you finish, you're like,

Oh, I'm so glad I got to do that to say like, for this instance, right here, right now I'm talking about this story right now. Yeah. Like it's rad to be able to experience that, but I don't want to do it the actual experience of it

yeah Wembley that was fucking that's cool that's sick yeah that's a dope deal you don't even like sports what you mean that's sick just keep the conversation going

just lying to keep the conversation up that's sick man keeping the ball in the air the plan that I was thinking of was the Concord plans yeah okay yeah yeah yeah

they banned them they're coming back and it's United is making them they're called Boom. Why did they ban them? Because they were too loud. Oh, really?

Yeah, they're like- It was Sonic Boom. Really? And that's like an explosion. And people, they'd be flying all over like Europe. And people were like, this has to end. Also, one of them I think had like a crazy crash. But there's only like 64 seats on it or something like that, right?

Yeah. That's a very small plane. And the tickets are like $4,000. Yeah, they're little boys. But I'll tell you what. Three hours to get to fucking England. Get that bag, all of us. Get that bag, we're all going on your dime.

Look at Sasquatch. Have you ever seen what they look like? They're fucking dope. Wait, that's not them. We look up the boom. Damn, so if you were on a plane, you think you could land it? Like a commercial airline, the pilot gets a bad thing. Like the movie Airplane.

Fates. Like the movie Airplane. Yeah, here's why. Because they'll just tell you what this is but this is that everything so automated now it doesn't matter oh that's sweet looking that is sick and things take off like there's a literal it looks like a little rocket they fly at like 45 000 oh really yeah private jets fly at like i think 44 yeah they probably fly even higher than that though than maybe yeah they're out with spaceships

they're fucking out there they go touch the moon and come back yeah they go tip a satellite say hello to Elon Musk and come back I'm not trying to be

the first one on any type of plane though no I'm not trying to be like the test dummy on a plane did you hear about that hotel

they're putting up in space like they're gonna like fucking put it up there in fucking we just turned to Joe Rogan just turned to Joe Rogan yeah they're going to like fucking put it up there. Fucking space. Let's just turn to Joe Rogan. Yeah.

They're supposed to put one up that's like orbiting Earth. Oh, we're stopping that. Sorry, yes. They're doing that. Hey, shut the fuck up. I would love to hear about it if this is actually a thing.

No, he's like back to planes. No fucking hotel talk. Never mind. Fuck hotels. No, no, no. Is that actually happening? Allegedly. Who told you that

you got an inside source I'm pretty sure I heard it on Joe Rogan that's all I do is just regurgitate shit I heard on other podcasts no question

that's all I do you guys gotta talk more so I can get something in my next podcast I'll be like get your weight up not your hate up you know what I'm saying

yes dude that's a head ice line stolen from Jay Z let's go he don't know shit yeah he doesn't we take our shit it's fucking hot in here

but it is hot what's the deal I don't know we don't have AC we're just sweating it out they're trying to sweat you out they're trying to make you feel yeah

they're sweating it out with the fellas how is it here how are things at like our headquarters bad terrible bad

that's tough everybody's fucking the wrong people it's fucking bad oh yeah bro this is our third podcast we've done or the fourth I guess yak Terrible. That's tough. Everybody's fucking the wrong people. It's fucking bad. Oh, yeah. But this is our third podcast we've done, or the fourth, I guess, Yak. But this is the fourth podcast we've done and the third time we're about to talk about this.

No, no, we don't have to. I want to. No, we don't have to. Whose side are you on? What I'm curious about is what's happening, you know, B.C. going to Chicago. I feel like that's a subtle, I feel like that's a subtle, like, low-key thing that's a big deal. That shit is going to be interesting. Yeah, it is going to be interesting. It's a long I feel like that's a subtle Like low key thing That's a big deal That shit is gonna be interesting Yeah it is gonna be interesting It's a long time from now

Big cat Yeah I know that Like Nick and KB And all that Said they're going PFT said he's going Shit like that So some people

Might be going Are you guys going To Chicago Yeah We're trying to get Nashville going Yeah People are gonna change

Their mind like a thousand times You trying to come to Nashville What's that property tax like Or what's the Income tax like Zero What Zero percent No I feel like That's why everybody's going there a thousand times. You trying to come to Nashville? What's that property tax like? Or what's the income tax like? Zero. What? Zero percent.

No, I feel like that's why everybody's going there. I feel like people are migrating to Florida and Tennessee simultaneously because they're like... Caleb's coming to Nashville? Yeah, he's doing

a six-month stint out there. Is he really? Is he set to open the bar? I don't think so. I think he does what the fuck he wants. I don't think he... Barstool tells him what to do.

I think he tells Barstool what to do. What's the business he got in Nashville besides coming on the bus? I don't think so. I think he does what the fuck he wants. I think Barstool tells him what to do. I think he tells Barstool what to do. What business he got in Nashville besides coming on the bus? I don't think he had any business in Jupiter, Florida. I think he's just trying to go places where he doesn't have to pay taxes. He's just trying to get that Bitcoin hustle going. You know what I mean? Bitcoin's going the wrong direction. Last thing you want to do is start paying taxes on it.

Yeah. That would be fucking terrible. You guys aren't getting paid in Bitcoin or anything stupid like that, are you? No. Do you guys have any NFTs? No. You got an NFT, don't you? I was offered an NFT and I said yes.

Then I promoted and they're like, all right, you want it? I'm like, I'll get back to you. So I literally have an NFT waiting for me somewhere. You probably owe money for it now. Like you're not making money off it. Those things are all plummeting like crazy right now. It's crazy how it is. I haven't heard anything about him at all anymore we shouldn't even talk about it because you saying that there's probably like a chance that that's not fully true and then people

are going to be like in our ass gary v being one yeah uh no nfts actually aren't all plummeting yeah people will i made 400 million dollars this week the average person that that's buying them though is just getting fucking dummy thinking that they're going to get super rich. Yeah. Poor fucking guys. That stuff's hard, dude. It's hard to buy into that shit. But I feel like Bitcoin, that type of thing is going to be a real thing someday.

Bitcoin is the only one that I personally think seems actually realistic. What's it at right now? No one could have seen. $28,000 or something like that. Is it $28,000? Oh, bye-bye-bye, boys. That's low, isn't it? right now? No one could have seen. Like $68,000 to like $28,000 or something like that. To $28,000? Oh, bye-bye-bye, boys. That's loud, isn't it?

Are we buying, fellas? I think we're buying. Oh, hell yes. Dude, yeah, but like some people go NFTs and some people take like the easy route to become rich and just go to the NFL or whatever. Like there's people that just don't get it. Get it how you live. You just got to get it how you live. It's a podcast.

Yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. It is such an easy like dude i have buddies who are firefighters and they like incessantly make fun of me for like that i've never worked a day in my life they're like they're haters though they're getting their hates up right now i don't even mind though because it's fucking true dude it's fucking true hey this is a dope ass job it's incredible and the fact that people complain about it they're like i don't want to do this people are like i don't want to fucking go on the rundown or some shit where it's incredible it really is and the fact that people complain about it they're like I don't want to do this people are like

I don't want to fucking go on the rundown or some shit where it's like you just have to like talk for 20 minutes about like the most like easy and fun stuff

to talk about it's like we're fools if we ever complain oh I love that oh you're fucking who's right how much money

are you making to be saying this shit I'm just saying this job is easy as fuck, dude. You know Rowan's getting a little... He's getting a big old bag. He's getting a nice old bag. He's one of the most talented ones here.

Yeah. I think it's not talked about enough. I think you're like a low-key tier one cat here. No, I'd rather not talk about it. That's what I'm saying. I know you wouldn't rather talk about it. You like to go under the radar. You like that little underdog.

It's nice to be... Don't let a lot of people talk about it. It's way better to be under the radar. Being over the radar? I mean, we're back in pilot talk, dude. You don You like to go under the radar. You like that little underdog. It's way better to be under the radar. Being over the radar? I mean, we're back in pilot talk, dude. You don't want to be on the radar. If you're trying to do some stealth bombing shit, dude, I'm trying to be stealth. I'm not trying to be flying high, high profile.

Word of the truth is, you two are the dogs around here. You guys are like the up-and-comings. Or kind of the crushies. Dude, I'm older than all of you. And I said, what are you talking about? Roan's established. Roan, Caleb, those guys are like...

Sass is the one that's the up-and-comer. He is up-and-comer. But what year were you drafted? What year did you graduate college? Graduate college? 2013. I graduated 2010, so I'm old as fuck, dude. How old are you? 34, bro. Yeah, you told me that this morning. I just turned 34.

I just turned 34. Went to Penn State. You have a good time when you're out there? We are. We are, brother. Hell yes. Joe Pa, dude. Joe Pa. Joe Pa knew. A lot of bad Penn State dirt out there. You think he knew? I know he knew. Oh, shit. You were one of them? They told all of us. Oh, that's tough.

No, no, but I do genuinely think he knew. Joe Pa was one of the only coaches I've seen where I was like, damn, that's Joe Paterno. And then all of a sudden the ball was snapped. I was like, oh, fuck, probably should block him. Yeah, yeah. He was one of those dudes. It is stars. Like, I saw him, like, driving his, like, little white, like, Mercedes SUV on campus one day.

And I, like, called my mom. I was, like, so fucking excited. No shit. I just saw Joe Paterno. Then it turns out that he was sheltering pedophiles for decades on end. Yeah, and then did you see that article? Rosen Collins, everybody. Did you see that article?

Yeah. Great coach, though. Great ball coach. Yeah, great at football. Great with the X's and O's. Separate the art from the artist, man. Bro, I feel like, hey, he's a great football coach. Imagine what Nick Saban's into.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. You just know it doesn't come out in a few decades. Oh, that's going to be tough. Yeah, he has to do it. Did you see that new article? I think it was a linebacker from Penn state.

Yes. The worst person of all time. Holy shit, bro. It's like all the time at Penn state, terrible shit was going on. Like, uh, he was serious. Yeah. Doing bad stuff. You think that just has to do with, cause it's such a big school, big school, small

campus. The football team is like in with the police department. Good old boy shit. Like nobody's gonna ever get in trouble like i think it's a combination of all those things that uh i don't know and we can't all be michigan men you know what i mean like there's some places i've honored what's after the penn state i went to penn state too did you really yeah and you fucking didn't do it yes i did you did not go to i'm a went to a game he's lying right now I'm a lion

right now we are we are he went for a weekend I'll tell you Penn State seems like that school that seems like just like

the SEC of the Bay 10 I feel like at Bay 10 everyone gets away with everything I'm not saying the pedophiles I'm talking about that I'm talking about some of those things I ain't talking about that

I ain't touching that like dude just getting away with whatever the fuck they want. If you go to Alabama, you're not going to get in trouble. You're drunk driving, the cops pull you over. Have you guys ever heard about the machine? Get you home safe. The machine?

Perk pressure? No, at Alabama. No. Oh, look it up. Caleb did a video on it. It's like a 20-minute video. It's a student body secret society that determines every class president. And they'll go vote for the class president. And they'll be like, oh society that, like, determines every class president. And, like, they'll go vote for the class president.

And they'll be like, oh, we already know who's going to win. Like, it was all predetermined by the machine. It's all, like, the Greek life basically runs the entire state of Alabama. Yeah. And it, like, goes on to, like, people graduate. It's a true story. It's admitted to be real. Yeah.

Yeah. Should we lean back? Yo. You believe it? What, bro? It's a real story. The fuck, dude? Yeah. Yeah. Lean back. Yo. You believe it? Yeah. It's a real story. The fuck, dude? Yeah.

I didn't really do well in high school and I was thinking about going to Alabama. Why would you go to Alabama if you don't like football? Because I wanted to rage. Really? Yeah. When we played Alabama. I wanted to get my party on. At the Cowboy Classic, we were getting our asses beat and they pulled me out of the game

and I was looking around. They have such beautiful women there. Oh, yeah. It's very much where we're going to Alabama. Yes, exactly. There's a lot going on in Alabama and they always win.

It's like ASU is another school that should be a dominant powerhouse. Arizona State. Yes. And Arizona. They should be. No. Based on the women.

Based on the women. Oh, yeah. Based on the women. But that doesn't mean they should be a powerhouse football team. Isn't Arizona State the one where all the girls there are super hot? Yeah. Same with Arizona, though.

And they're all doing stuff. See, in Arizona, stuff you don't know about. Stuff that's not public. I'm an ASU guy. Oh, got you. Teppi's fire. Bro, those Arizona girls are freaky. Last time I was at Arizona, there was fucking

at Arizona State, they had robots on campus that were like doing deliveries. Delivering Uber Eats, yeah. We were at Tennessee like three weeks ago and they were doing that shit. That shit was crazy. My buddy was waiting at the crosswalk with us. I was just sitting there and I'm like, yo. That is so weird.

They turned to the little walkie person and it was like, and started going. When the crosswalk changed? No way. That's a big thing in the South for those big ass South schools. And because there's so much respect in the South. If they did that shit in Philly,

I guarantee those things are getting stomped out and reprogrammed. There's no way that in Philly they're going to let that shit fly. Philly seems like a terrifying place to me. Yeah. Seems like a place I never want to go. The good Southern boys are like

stepping out of their way for the Roblox. Oh, as you were, sir. As you were. No problems here, sir. Have a wonderful day. In Philly, like, fuck this fucking robot. Fuck this thing.

Dude, AJ Brown, though. Have you guys ever seen the movie? Dude, AJ Brown. What do you think about that? Are you a Philly fan? Yeah, dude. Get the fuck out of here. Dude, I'm fired up. But we gave you first round pick. Dude, you got to be do you think about that? Are you a Philly fan? Yeah, dude. Get the fuck out of here. Dude, I'm fired up.

But we gave you first round pick. Dude, you got to be excited about Traylon. Traylon Burks, yeah. Traylon Burks is good. He's fast. He's strong. Who knows? Who knows what happens?

I have no idea. It's one of those things I can't really touch on. Did they just kill the AC in the whole building? It is so hot in here. You're hurting like that? Yeah. And guess what, too? What's that?

I got to fucking piss again. No way. Go pee. You barely even sipped? Yeah. And guess what, too? What's that? I got to fucking piss again. No way. Go pee. You barely even sipped your bottle. I know. You barely even sipped. Finish it before you get back. Yeah, just finish it.

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it's only two hours yeah it's not bad i got two kids at home though yeah you know i'm saying i got two kids mom's actually in new york know what I'm saying? I got two kids. Mom's actually in New York right now, just out here, just grinding away, having a good time. And then we're all going to fly back tonight. Oh, you're all flying back together?

Yeah. Hell yes. So it's been a cool deal, dude. This is rad though. Have you never been to the office? No, this is my second time ever. I know Will has been here. This is his third time.

But when we first came in to like sign. Yeah. Kind of walk around and then growing up being at michigan portland obviously i'm michigan yeah do you go like viva i mean it's a yeah viva it's a fucking big it's a big deal dude it's super cool like there used to be uh parties at michigan like uh barstool parties were going down at michigan i couldn't even get in really that's awesome and now i fucking kind of work here yeah you fully do work here it feels like i don't really work

here though why yeah i was gonna ask in the beginning of the episode do you guys like Awesome. And now I fucking kind of work here. Yeah, you fully do work here. It feels like I don't really work here, though. Why? Yeah, I was going to ask in the beginning of the episode, do you guys like, do you feel like you pay? Do you get paid? Oh, hey, we do all right. We do all right. Okay. Do you guys have like a big, like, because like a big crossover, like, does it feel like you're like a barstool podcast?

Or is it just like you guys have a successful podcast that barstool happens to present i think i'd say it's probably the second one only because like barstool has always been super good to us you got like everybody here like it's the interactions are really good when you guys are down here you guys always come on which is really cool but i think like because we're not here on a day-to-day basis with everybody else predominantly is it kind of makes you feel like we're a podcast fueled by Barstool. You know what I'm saying? You never had that team building exercise. You never did the ropes course and the truss falls that we all did and everything like that.

Going on a weekend retreat where everyone gets drunk and Sidney hooks up. That's what we were trying to do. That's what we were trying to do to get Will and Sass to secretly hook up behind some pink Whitney. I'll tell you what I'm excited for is that fucking case race. I know I brought it up 17 times in the Yak, dude. That's what the Yak is. It's beautiful. I'm fired up behind some pink Whitney. I'll tell you what I'm excited for is that fucking case race. I know I brought it up 17 times on the Yak, dude.

That's what the Yak is. It's fun. It's a good time. And we pre-recorded and we did it at like night so it's like it's really like So we can talk about

Rich Eisen on the show, bro. We throw it around on the show. Yeah, because it's like we can't be off fucking 15 beers while you're live on the Yak. Why not? Someone's penis might flop out.

Yeah, people are saying crazy shit. Yeah, people are saying crazy shit. Yeah, but if you go that, what do they do on live cable? They do like seven seconds delay? A little delay. Yeah, but the thing is, the guys in the booth.

Someone pulls out a cock where it's like, oh, gotcha. The guys in the booth were drinking too. The producers were all just were hammered too. They were a part of the case race.

Oh, really? So yeah, if that happened, they would not have caught it. Who won? Who won the case race? We never even touched on that. Me and Big Cat won. Nothing. Big Cat won.

Big Cat and I. But supposedly... He didn't go to Penn State, didn't go to Michigan, didn't go to college. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. Big Cat and I. But supposedly... Dude, I'm sorry about him, dude.

Supposedly the booth won. But they only had to do the booth, like the producers. They only had to do 10 beers. They only had to do 10 beers. So you did 12 and 12, or you did 10? They had to do 30 beers total between three people. do 10 beers. So you did 12 and 12, or you did 10? They had to do 30 beers total between three people.

Between three? Yeah, he did 12 and 12, and they did 10, 10, 10. Yeah. I think Will and I would have a fair shot at that. I'm pretty decent at the case race. Oh, you guys better win this. Yeah, I would say you definitely have a... Yeah, we're going to drink 12 beers as fast as we can,

but there's a whole... I do the case race every year at Michigan. There's a method? There's a method. There's a method. We're not going to talk about it on the show. Trust me, big dog.

Like if, if I'm trying to partner up with anybody in a beer drinking game, it'd be you. But no, that's not how it works though. You don't get to pick your partner.

No, we had to spin the wheel for partners. Randomized partnerships. That's not how the boys work. Yeah, no, it is.

That's not how the boys work. That's not how we're a duo, baby. That's not how the boys work. It's all right. Hey, remember I said we don't, like,

we're not really Barstool employees and that's why. You're up by your own rules Hey they asked a good question They asked if we like Do you feel like you're actually Like work for Barstool Or are you like

Kind of like a Barstool fuel A podcast fueled by Barstool I feel like we're like partners Yeah Yeah I don't really feel like Yeah I don't feel like a Barstool How can we work on that

Like as a unit Bring the bag How can we work on it Bring the bag How can we work on it as a unit I'd feel much more Incorporated with Barstool if you paid me 10 times as much. I feel like I'm, yeah, I feel very loved then. Honestly, like how can we work more as a unit?

I think it's not out of the question to look at like a Barstool Nashville. Yeah. And I'm not saying centric around the boys, but I'm saying like you got something in Nashville, Tennessee right now, a gateway to the South. It's not like there's a lot of Barstool going on in the SEC or down South, like a place like Nashville. It's got MLBs coming, but you got football. NASCAR.

You got hockey. NASCAR is coming. Like you got all this country music. Some kind of office. I mean, you guys have a deep squad down there. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we have four or five dudes right now. You guys could just build an office in that warehouse of office. I mean, you guys have a deep squad down there. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we have four or five dudes right now. You guys could just build an office in that warehouse of yours.

Yeah. That place is unnecessarily big for the bus. You think so? Yeah, I mean, it's- Guess what? Guess what? You could fit 75 buses in there. Guess what?

We just got the other side. Yeah, we bought the other one, too. Did you? For what reason? Because we're expanding. Coulda. Because we could. You're going to get a couple more buses?

Yeah. Oh, that'd be so sick. You never know, bro. Hey, I'm always trying to- Stuff in the works. I'm always trying to buy a a couple more buses? Yeah. Oh, that'd be so sick. You never know, bro. Hey, I'm always trying to... Stuff in the works. I'm always trying to buy a new bus, dude. Always. I love that new bus.

Why? You guys have like by far the best podcast setup of anyone at Barstool. You think so? Yeah. This is our background. A blank wall. Yeah. Our background is sick.

Yeah. It is, but it does get a little cramped sometimes. Ours is devoid of any type of character or like, we got these white ass lights gray walls. So why don't you guys just put some shit up? It's like,

it feels like we're recording inside of like an Apple store. Oh, so you guys don't have your own office. You should bring your own shit. I wanted to. I want to get like, I like plants.

Like maybe we put plants all over the place. I like plants. You know what I mean? Bro, they dropped us off three blocks away from here. I had to walk through

like a fucking jungle to get here, dude. There was a whole like, Isn't that kind of cool? It was a good time. No, it was a good time. I was just trying to, you know what i mean well we they dropped us off three blocks away from here i had to walk through like a fucking jungle to get here dude there was a whole like it's not kind of time it's a good time no it's a good time i was just trying to you know emphasis and i was just trying to like make it more fun for everybody to listen to but like it was i actually enjoyed myself it was it smelled very nice yeah there's all the flowers that like whole the whole street they exclusively sell flowers i don't know why but it's kind of sweet yeah it's nice to walk down especially in this uh disgusting jungle of a city it's just a concrete. Yeah, that was a dope deal. It's nice to walk down, especially in this disgusting jungle of a city. It's just a concrete jungle.

Have you guys ever been like, how many times have you guys been to New York? A few, but it's in their college. And it's usually just coming here? Because this is, where we are right now is the worst part of all of New York. You think so?

It is. Bro, I don't know about that. We were flying over some spots. New York sucks, right? You know what I'm saying? Face pressing. Whoa! It was a little much.

You like living there? Yeah, you know me. I like? Face pressed against the window. Whoa! It was a little much. You like living there? Yeah, you know me. I like the West Village. West Village. Bro, Brooklyn, maybe go out to Brooklyn sometime? Yeah. What's the nicest part of New York?

The nicest. It's a big place, but... I'm saying, where's Trump and the boys hang? We come from Nashville. They're probably like Upper East. Okay, Upper East. It's all in here.

Franklin. Yeah, Upper East. That's where Epstein's apartment is, right? I don't think he lives in an apartment. I don't think Epstein was in a fucking co-op. He owned a fucking building, right? Where should we go get pizza at? What's it called?

Close to here. Close to here. No, no, no. John's Bleeker Street. Where's that? That's the best one by far. That's like the best pizza. Where's that?

Go to Ray's. Cap. Oh, go to Ray's. It's like literally the best one. By far. That's like the best pizza. Go to Ray's. Cap. Oh, go to Ray's. It's like literally the best one that's ever existed. His head towards him. Go to Ray's Pizza on St. Mark's. And then stop by Klong for some $3 Sapporos. But Ray's, get the fuck out of here.

Ray's is like a franchise, right? Ray's and Sapporos? Yeah, Sapporos is like. I said Sapp a franchise right Raze and Saboros yeah Saboros is like Sapor I said Sapor like the beer my bad that sounds bad too though

and I don't is Raze a franchise it's a bit of a walk yeah they got Raze everywhere yeah but you don't want to go anywhere around here you gotta take

I don't think that's true because the Raze that I went that was on my street was open 24-7 like during the pandemic and I can't imagine Raze didn't give a fuck huh no

what was the pandemic like here was it like wild he got hired during it right yeah but it was uh during like the first few months it was crazy like i would bike home from the office we were like back in the office in like may of of uh like the pandemic so it was like it started in march like we were like the first people back and i would like bike home from work and it would be like zero people on the street. So I could go five lanes wide on my bike. There'd just be nobody around. Was that kind of cool?

It was sweet. I liked it. I kind of felt like I had the city to myself. Like I am legend type shit. Yeah, that's really what it felt like. It was kind of cool. But I guess millions of people were dying or some bullshit like that. It kind of dampens the mood.

I was enjoying myself. It depends if you're blue or red. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. Depends how you reallyens the mood. I was enjoying myself. It depends if you're blue or red. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. Depends how you really feel. Yeah, I was loving it. Yeah, were they banging the pots and pans in Nashville?

Yeah, people didn't give a fuck in Nashville, dude. There was a minute there where people were like, this might be a bit of a deal. And then right around like August, everyone was like, what are we doing?

It was right when you tried going from phase, we tried going from phase two to phase three and then they tried saying, oh, we backtracked a little bit and everybody's like fuck

everyone's like no no no no you don't fucking do that dude the door closes when you walk in this fucking room phase 2 boom we can't go back to phase 1

there's no fucking chance but more people are dying Taylor I don't give a fuck I know don't say Taylor Nashville I was over here like I was chilling

I was saying it you guys did you guys still record in person huh did you guys still record in person what were we doing I was over here like, I was chilling. I was saying it. Did you guys still record in person? Huh? Did you guys still record in person? What were we doing? I was in California. Yeah, you were stuck in Cali.

Yeah. I was in Cali. Because that bus has got to be a COVID hotspot. Fucking steamy in there. Bro, it was fucking nice. We were recording in person when he came back. No, it just cooks it out of it. It just cooks it right out of you.

Yeah, fucking give it to me faster. I was going to football games. I went to the alabama georgia game at alabama and it was like maybe like a thousand people in the entire crowd like it was get covid there no i thought that was when you and caleb got covid or no didn't you test negative it was like a false positive uh that was around a rough and rowdy but but that was a whole different time i didn't get it it until like January of this year. I didn't get it. I got it in December this past year. Some fucking bullshit.

That's what I get for fucking testing, man. Never should have fucking tested in the first place, dude. That's how you figure that shit out. That's crazy. How about everyone becoming doctors during the pandemic? It's wild. Everyone just decided that they have an opinion and it's fucking fact. How does that work in a locker room?

Is one person like the smartest dude and you like look to him or does, is everybody, does everyone feel like they're the smartest dude? Like we all argue. Yeah, we all argue. I think of, I mean,

how big of a deal it was in the locker room. It almost was like, everyone seemed kind of mild about it. Don't you feel that way? What was it? You just getting tests like three times a day. Oh, test every single day.

You guys, every single day you got every single day you gotta wait you gotta wear your mask around everywhere and like me I was the type like you get in the hot tub I'm like trying to like

pull it down you're trying to test you're trying to test the push the envelope as much as you can you actually you do like push it as much as you can

you do want to make sure like what can I get away with yeah you have to I'm trying to be comfortable it started fine I do it's $15,000 though that's some bullshit

that's true. It wasn't me. Did you guys get fakes, fake fax cards and everything? Yeah, I definitely got mine. We got a guy that sells them up here, dude. He's fucking great, dude.

Don't make him look real good. No shit. That's fucking awesome. Nice work. Who's the smartest player that you guys have ever played with? Aaron Rodgers. Will Compton. Fuck yeah, bro.

You didn't play with Aaron Rodgers? No, I know, but I just wanted to say that. You just wanted to say that? Who's the smartest? Smartest player? Smartest dude. Hey, probably Ben Jones. Yeah, Ben would be.

Ben's probably out there. I mean, I'd play with Ben. You know what I mean? Yeah. Dan, did I just foot to you? Yeah, but it's all good. Don't do that shit again, dude. That's my foot.

Bro, my bad, bro. Fucking delete that footage. We'll let you guys go. Smartest I have no fucking clue. Yeah. It's probably you. You look around the room, you don't know the smartest guy.

It's probably you. Trying to find that mirror. What do you guys do after this? Are you guys done for the day? We got to get our pizza, dude. I'm going to a concert, dude. I'm about to go to Disclosure tonight. At six.

And then tomorrow I'm going on a hot tub boat tour around New York. Hot tub boat tour? I'm going to be sitting in a hot tub looking at the Statue of Liberty and shit like that. Are you really? You need a tan? Huh? I need a fucking tan, dude. I'm translucent right now.

What's going on? No tans out here. Because the fucking sun's blocked out by the Empire State Building or whatever. They've got to knock that thing down. Yeah, they need to knock these buildings down. It should be like Washington D.C. where you can't build more than eight. It had a great run.

All of these buildings in Midtown and up are so ugly. And dirty. Have you guys seen the tall, skinny ones? There's two. Or maybe is there three? There's three tall buildings in New York. You know what I'm talking about York you know what I'm talking about the one that got knocked down

World Trade Center World Trade Center is what you're looking for two tall skinny ones no no no dude these things are like like shockingly skinny and they are so fucking tall

what would you propose like run a plane into them no like fucking it's a fast way to do it how many times have we hit some of that joke knock them down from the bottom, dude.

They ruin the skyline of New York. Go into Central Park, look up, you'll see them. And you'll be like, what are those doing there? Really? Yes. I'll do that today. Next time, next time. Next time, dude, when you come in.

When you're taking off, look out the window, you'll see them. All right. All right. You know I like that window. Yeah. Boys, we appreciate you having us on. Thanks for coming on. You guys got to come back.

Yeah. You guys got to come back on the bus. Appreciate you, man. Lil' Sasson, I appreciate you having us on. Thanks for coming on. You guys got to come back. Yeah. You guys got to come back. Appreciate you, man. Well, Sasson, I got to shake your hand. The greatest. The greatest. Thanks for coming on. He's the world's greatest.

What are we doing now? We're done, right? You're done.