Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad Ep. 65 - She Gone (ft. Pat Stay)

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

Battle rap legend Pat Stay joins the show to talk about his battle rap days with Rone, The Nicest shoot from this past weekend, why people become lawyers instead of doctors, life in Nova Scotia, and much more funny stuff. Enjoy.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is, what is today? You got this, brother. It's June 13th, and it's 3.50 in the afternoon.

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No, Pat Stay, he's been battle rapping for probably not 15 years, but almost 13 years or so. And he's from Nova Scotia. He's from Canada. And he's by a lot of accounts, and to me especially, the best battle rapper in the world. Really? like by a lot of accounts like and to me especially like the best battle rapper in the world like he's really fucking and not only that but like his battle raps that were happening in nova scotia 13 years ago like they spawned the entire style of battle rap that you see like if you watch one of my videos like the type of battle rap of like two people standing face to face no music and like a circle of everybody kind of like, you know, surrounded

them like a fight in the schoolyard. That that was started in the Elements League, which is in Nova Scotia, which Pat was the star of. And he started going like viral within the battle rap community. And then he became like the king of the dot champ, was a four time king of the dot champ, has been on fucking smack. He's been on every fucking battle rap league. He's fucking has massive accolades from like the biggest people in rap. And like I said, dude, his dick is like fucking, it goes from both of his hips wide.

That's awesome. Yeah, so. That rules. This is my dog, Pat Stay. Thank you, man. Thanks for having me on, man. Pat Stay. Yeah, but.

I'm sure you're more interested in the historic, like battle rap, like talk or like my cock. They the historic battle rap talk or my cock. They're both close. But probably the cock. Yeah, we got to know about this dude's dick. It's like three shaved mice stapled together is what it looks like. Three shaved mice. This is true?

It's not something I'm proud of. I would be very proud. Yeah, well, it's become quite the hassle. Yeah, I imagine. More of a safety hazard. He's tripping over it. It's knocking knees. You got to tape it down?

Yeah. He has to shoot it with a tranq gun before he goes to sleep. A morning boner could wake up the entire hotel. Yeah, shock. Sometimes it tries to run away. You fucking put it under put it under wraps but yeah dude uh pat stay is like one of the most legendary dudes but he also he and i did this compliment battle uh back in the day that was like the biggest uh like most relevant thing in like my uh battle rap career like the thing that got shared the most and that's what inspired me to do the nicest.

And so now we're doing all these compliment battles and he was in town this past weekend. And you did the nicest this week, correct? I did, yeah. Nice, nice, nice. He complimented the fuck out of this dude. This dude's a lawyer that he complimented. Really?

Yeah, a real fucking lawyer. Actual lawyer. Like what do you want from me? It's cookie cutter. You gave it to me on a platter. It's an-oop yeah yeah how can you not say something about that you you are the definition of success yeah a lawyer like even you know remember we always say like oh maybe your daughter will date her doctor or lawyer a lawyer is even better than the doctor it just sounds better right yeah way sexier too doctor is probably either working on some like not

like glamorous part of the body or like they're a pedophile. Like doctors are mostly pedophiles. Oh yeah. And think about it. If you're a female and you're like in the courtroom and watching your man just like objection. It's so sexy.

So hot. Objection sustained. It's definitely some fucking hot. They've said it in there fucking ripping out someone's fucking varicose veins. They're just like, this guy's a bitch. Yeah, doctors. I want to be with a doctor.

They have to go to a ton of school. They're fucking probably Indian, dude. 90% of the surgeries don't go well. Their outfits suck. Their outfits suck.

Their outfits are terrible. Lawyers dress fly as fuck, dude. Doctors come in fucking wearing a frock like a fucking stupid ass lab coat a fucking not form fitting

there's no sexy doctor's outfit or some scrubs or some shit with like a fucking hairnet on or something shit's not cool dude no not at all lawyer on the other hand

lawyer's cool oh stallion oh man big old dick in between the legs to be a lawyer you need that confidence they gotta put half their dick

in a briefcase you know what I mean like got to put half their dick in the briefcase. You know what I mean? You have to be such a dominant person to just be like, stand up, this and this and this. You run that shit, of course you have a hog on you.

You have to. You have to. You have to have power behind it. And most doctors are women these days too. They don't even have penises, most doctors. It's bullshit. Well, that's the problem

with the medical industry. Yeah, they're letting in too many women. Yeah. They got women running roughshod in there. But it was hilarious. I mean, it was just like this fucking lawyer's got like this. He's got a beautiful mind, honestly. He's a beautiful guy.

Yeah, he's a beautiful guy. He barely shaves, you know what I mean? Just comes like with the five o'clock, didn't get a haircut. Just kind of just got out of bed type of thing, you know what I mean? And just kills it. Every single time. He's so calm. Sits with his legs crossed.

I don't know if you guys take that into account for anything, but I do. Why? What does that mean to you? Someone sits with their leg crossed. He's just in his yoga position at all times. He's just sitting there. He's never intense. He just talks with such a calm tone that's just like you would download as like a sleeping app.

You know what I mean? And he's just so cool. Just a buttery tone. Do you not cross your legs? I don't think I've ever seen you cross your legs. No, I don't cross my legs. Damn. My dad does though.

Really? Yeah. He's a fucking legend. What a fucking beast in the game. What was it? What's it like doing compliment battles? Why do you like doing compliment battles? Because you're like an intimidating guy.

Like you have a big presence about you you've smashed a cinder block over someone's head before in your life you know what i mean i um i think i play into that you know what i mean i make them that's what kind of makes it funny i don't think it would be as funny if i battled someone that was intimidating unless they were like super intimidating but like it kind of by you know that it's i play the whole like jail rape kind of angle with them you know what i'm trying to say like i'm right in their face like oh yeah you're fucking like you know i like me a fucking bottom guy like i'm just kind of whispering in a raspy voice like threatening like threatening and i've always done that my whole life i know it sounds weird but like

i get real fucked up at parties and be like look at this guy i can just sense his like and i wouldn't do it now because it's just bullying but i can i can sense his fear and then i just be like oh you take your shirt off or whatever it would just start from there and i would do ridiculous shit to people even though like i'm not gay and i'm not even trying to be like that but i'm just like i just want to fuck with these people so yeah yeah so it translates well like if i battle a small guy like dunch isn't really small but he's a lot less you know big you know he's a lot smaller than me. Yeah. And, you know, kind of an innocent look and stuff like that. And I dressed in all black and my head tat showing.

He's fucking covered in gold. And it just kind of worked. It just fit the tone of it all. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I like compliment battles because I just like to laugh. I like to write backwards and test my creativity, man man because as a battle rapper you can write a battle rap at any time we i always say the first rhyme we ever wrote as rappers is i'm better than

you i fucked your woman you're not this blah blah it's so easy for us to just naturally write battle raps against someone but to write backwards is is really a challenge yeah yeah unless you're just super average with it like you're so cool man i bet you fucking got the biggest cock man fucking like who talks about people's cocks in battle rap yeah joking i did it the entire i did the entire time his whole first round was just about this dude's penis yeah he was just like penis worshiping really just glorifying it no it's been funny we need more penis worshiping oh he wasn't gonna get off fucking scott free but maybe not expose this hey buddy i didn't fly all this way for you just give you a fucking leave it come on get out of jail free card dude but pat has used his like size like he's obviously a big dude he's used his size in funny ways in battles one time he was

battling this norwegian dude and he just like picked him up in the middle of the battle and like shook him that's hilarious like really like lazy looking dude named nils muskills and he just looks like a sloth. Like he just looks like a fucking like sperm that didn't even like shoot out of the dick. It just like kind of crawled out of the dick. Like he's just like pale, like really like calm dude. And Pat just picked him up and like, fuck it. I even did like the jail rape shit with him too.

Because I had a line, I was writing his face down. I forget how it went, but it's like, I can just picture it, you and me in the slammer, staring across from you, just watching you, as you eat a banana. Everyone was like, watching you,

like, what is happening right now? Why was that a line? Why would you say that? Why would you say that? And I'm just like, in his face, like,

yeah, you know, for some reason it worked. It worked incredible. That's funny. And then another crazy ass thing that he did uh not to just play your hits but uh he went to like a german crowd and uh like he just like knowing that they would just be gassed that he was like speaking english like

he just like rapped in pure gibberish and had the crowd just going going nuts and he was that's awesome that's smart they told me a week beforehand he goes listen i'm gonna tell you right now like we understand english out here but they won't really understand you if you rap like fast especially they didn't understand anything disastrous saying he said it was really hard for them to get it so i was like okay or like less than a week i was like okay well i'm just going to completely troll them the entire time about it i'm just going to say stuff that makes zero sense at all. Literally saying that too. Boy, I am saying absolutely nothing right now.

All my hand gestures. I ain't fucking a rat. How the fuck are you this evening? The hole in a dolphin's head is what they use for breathing. I said, everyone make some noise if you have AIDS. And then they're like, woo! No one gives a shit. I said, photosynthesis. Your sister's cunt looks like homer simpson lips hey

germany make some fucking noise right now if you have aids i said see no one gives a shit i just i just trolled them the entire time that's awesome i thought they're gonna kill me when i was done like oh yeah we got your money i was like big gulp right yeah come down this way literally went down a stairwell where there's a guy with a leather jacket that's intimidating yeah

leather jacket especially a German dude with a leather jacket stairwell whatever went down there it was cool they liked it

I don't think they realized what I actually did until I left they offered me hookers and stuff like that at the time where I was trying to not to drink

and stuff like that so who does so you just took the hookers well who you can't fuck a hooker sober that's like I was trying to not to drink and stuff like that. So you just took the hookers. You can't fuck a hooker sober. That's like, that's, that's where you're like, you know, I mean, I've had enough. I mean, you're already drinking out the bottle for fucking three days straight. I got nothing going on.

Fuck it. I got a fucking hooker. Yeah. You really can't do it. You can't do it. I had a hooker at fucking 12 in the afternoon. I was judging a dead sober. Midday. I had a fucking green tea

and a fucking granola bar to get you a fucking prostitute. That's funny as fuck, dude. Oh, man. But yeah, Sass was supposed to come this weekend, but he had to bail on us.

I did, yeah. I had to go out of town. But I would like to be there. I'll be there at the next one. Will you actually? When is it? I don't know. I have no idea.

I'll be there. I'll be there the next one. Yeah, but you've got to try and get Pat back out. was your trip how was going out to chicago oh it was fine just went to my sister's graduation pretty much and i went home nice yeah it was a good time that's fucking tired i'm really tired really yeah a lot of traveling you can't travel really these days i mean you look good smooth doesn't he look fresh he's young he's a youth though he's 21 years old you just look you look good no thank you i appreciate it i don't feel good um i uh every flight i've gone in the last like month has been delayed hours hours that's some bullshit it sucks i'm afraid to fly tomorrow yeah you're probably

gonna get delayed i feel like everybody's just getting fucking hit over yeah over the head with delays did you get delayed coming out here from Nova Scotia? I didn't. No. A little bit. A little tiny bit. Like an hour or something. What do you think of when you hear Nova Scotia? What do you think it's like?

Canada. When I first got to Nova Scotia, I thought that there was going to be, I thought it was like the bare wilderness. Like I thought that it, I didn't even think that it was like, there were like cities and like paved roads. I don't know why. It was like a massive misconception. I thought it was going to be just like-

Is it that different? No, it's not different at all. It's like the East Coast. It feels like the East Coast. It feels like a New England city, really. It's not different. Anywhere I go, everyone's like, oh my God, is it that? I'm like, no, it just feels like a-

Here, it just feels like kind of a Toronto, but cooler, but fast. Yeah. Nova Scotia is a little different from New York. But what's the other one? Newfoundland. Best. Is it? What was your story of going to Newfoundland?

Didn't you fall asleep on some stranger's couch and they fucking partied with you for days or something like that? They're like the nicest people in the world? They're the nicest people that I've ever met. If you meet them, like, so here's an example. If you walk down the street right now, you say's up to someone right or how are you like here the what they'll just ignore you yeah they'll just walk right past whatever right newfoundland people will literally drop their bags whatever be like goodbye happy actually something today i had cheryl done a little how are you like do you need to come so i was at this uh restaurant called

jungle gyms I pulled up. I'm like, hey, buddy, is the fights on tonight, dude? You know, this guy sitting next to me. I don't know who he is. He goes, no, yeah, they're not playing on the TVs, but playing at the house. If you want to come back with me and the boys or whatever, you need a place to stay. Stay at the house, watch the fights. We got a beer or whatever you want.

I was just like, you know, this guy don't even know me. Yeah, yeah. I walked into the wrong van, right? Yeah. But he was waiting to stop for me. Walked in the van. There's a guy there. I said, oh, shit. He goes, what do you know, this guy don't even know me. I walked into the wrong van, right? Yeah. But he was waiting to stop for me. Walked in the van. There's a guy there. I said, oh, shit.

He goes, what do you need, buddy? I said, he didn't mean it in a way like, what do you want? He's like, do you want a ride? Like, you're good, bro. Like, anything. They're just the nicest people in the fucking world, man. That's fucking true. It's hard to leave.

Last time I went there, I was like, oh, my God. I had, like, anxiety about leaving. I was like, I have to leave? Like, this is terrible. These people are the nicest people in the world. But all they do is drink. Oh, I shouldn't say this, but they do drink. They like to drink a lot. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I forgot to say...

I knew you were going to say that. Just wonderful people. I thought you were going to say that. Good people, man. We got to get out to Newfoundland. Is that where the dogs are? The Newfoundland dogs? Yeah. Is that where they're from? I think so. What's a Newfoundland. Is that where the dogs are? The Newfoundland dogs? Yeah. Is that where they're from? I think so. What's a Newfoundland dog?

Oh, they're fucking massive. Oh, a Newfie? Yeah. Yeah. They're huge and they're super fluffy. Big dogs. Very cute puppies. Then they get, they become massive. Yeah.

Having a big ass dog that takes big ass shits is the, I used to want to have a massive dog, but then just thinking about plunging my hand into like fucking Ace Ventura. They don't live that long either, I don't think. The bigger the dog, the shorter lifespan they have. I know. Sometimes, unless you're like a bulldog. I've heard they have pretty short lifespans too. Oh, really?

Like the little ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, if you met a girl and just imagine you fall in love, right? Everything, you're hitting it off. She likes all the same stuff she's perfectly affectionate but you go in the bathroom she forgets to flush and she has the

hugest new phone dog shit like the biggest shit that you've never taken it's humongous I wouldn't care I wouldn't care i've had this conversation with one of my friends because i mean really big yeah no he's someone that like if that happened he would like have to like leave the house and like what would you do if she found out that she

claps when the plane lands that would be a different story that's a way worse yeah yeah but shit doesn't like that doesn't bother me no me either not at all but i'm talking about like a i would be more like shocked if anything i wouldn't but i wouldn't be like, that doesn't bother me. No, me either. Not at all. Not at all. But I'm talking about like a. I would be more like shocked if anything. I wouldn't, but I wouldn't be like, I can't see you anymore. No. No. Because it's like, I mean, I shit. Everyone shits.

Yeah. But you don't have any type of separation in your mind of a woman, a woman not being supposed to poop or whatever? No, not at all. Have you ever been with somebody who like poops in front of you? No. Interesting. But if they did, I wouldn't care really no that's legendary i think it's hard to say but i think i mean i i know people who are like what what you're saying like uh your boy who like they'd never be able to look at him again if

a girl farts they like can't talk to them anymore yeah they're like repulsed yeah my girl farts yeah and honestly i'm just my girl did that i I would be, I'd go downstairs, laugh at her. She'd be embarrassed. I'd give her a pound. That's it. I wouldn't actually care. Clap when the plane lands. That's something different.

Yeah. I mean, unless it's a really bad flight, you know, really bad turbulence. Boy, are you just fucking, you're just a good guy, isn't he? Mr. Not Judgmental. I would never clap when the plane lands we could have lost both engines and a wing and if the pilot landed I still wouldn't clap or thank them. But what about a movie

though? At the end of Top Gun this past weekend they were fucking, it was an eruption of applause I mean regardless at the end of it Oh the end of the movie they clapped? That's really weird. That's weird because at least the pilot is someone who's there that did something. Yeah like Tom cruise isn't there yeah nobody's there to it like you're clapping for like the people around you when uh a lot of those movies like uh like the avengers

movies and like um black panther those those movies get people like like the fans are like yeah they're like heckling the movie even though there's no one there booing the booing the bad guys and shit like that yeah that's despicable yeah have you ever seen that picture of everyone at the wakanda movie and they all have like the their arms crossed standing up in the theater i don't think i have yeah that's fucking hilarious though would you clap at a movie would you clap live at a movie you probably would I'm just trying to think. Like, have I ever... If it was, like, so amazing good, I wouldn't clap, but I'd be like...

I wouldn't be mad at the people for clapping. But if it was just such a, like, a bitch-ass movie that wasn't even that good, no. If it was, like, a premiere, maybe. Yeah, a premiere. A premiere. They're there. Yeah. But someone should be there to, like, receive your applause.

Yeah, the person that's receiving the applause is, like 16-year-old kid who's running the projector. Yeah, who just has to throw a flashlight to make sure no one's giving a handjob in the first two rows. I screened a couple of my comedy shows and people clapped afterwards. But I guess it's because I'm there and the other actors are there and stuff like that. Yeah, they wanted to make you feel good for it. of a dad so yeah they wanted to make you feel good for it yeah pat's got a problem right now where he's like uh people are cast typecasting him too much as a as an arian in movies no really oh my god it's just funny no one of the battle rappers yesterday was like i have this plan for a movie man and he was explaining the whole intro i'm like okay okay well you know it sounds all

right you got me or whatever i'll tell you my friend i'll be with you in a moment yeah i'm locked in yeah and then he's just like yeah so it's me and you and it just becomes a race war i was like i was telling people all night like hysterically laughing while he was there and he was not like laughing at all he's just like no this is a good idea i'm like not for me i don't want to be involved in a race war yeah i mean i know i shaved my head low today there yeah but just being forever associated with that like it is a tough it is a tough look uh because he was in another movie we were in like a battle rap movie where he was uh he was like he was a racist yeah he had already that was my name white racist in the credits in the credits that's hilarious

if you look you up on imdb is that what it comes up as i believe so that's hilarious if you look you up on imdb is that what it comes up as i believe so that's hilarious white racist that's fucking hysterical and you know what's funny man at the time when i was playing that i was uh super tired i think it's because i got this tattoo and it was like i felt like i got like an infection or something i was like so drained i couldn't even stand up so i kind of looked evil anyway and when i'm standing across from like jackie long i'm like in his face like uh yeah you know it's just you just had another couple and every time i'm like damn well i'll be a monkey's uncle like i'm yelling these racist stuff in his face which is like lines written for you by someone else yeah and i'm wondering if he's looking at me like this guy's really like racist yeah before i got on set. I think, like, Adam Driver gets shit for that.

What is the, Adam Driver did a movie where he played. Oh, the KKK one? Yeah, he played, like, an investigator. Oh, Black Klansman or something? Yeah, yeah. I think he still gets shit from, like, that. Even though it was just, like, a character that he was playing. Right before I went on set, they're like, all right, you're good to go.

You got your bomber, whatever, and all that shit. I'm like, you're not going to shave my head? And they're like, no, no, no, we don't got time. I like trust me it's worth it they're like you think so i'm like oh my god it is imperative listen i'm a skinhead i had like gray hair look like fucking george clooney i was just like there's not even you can even buy it right yeah i had like longer hair gray hair it's like this is not an intimidating guy you're like you want me to clip yours i was like bick is not an intimidating guy. They're like, you want me to clip yours? I was like, bick it. You want to bick it? You might bleed. I'm like, perfect. That's what you want.

If they want the role, you might as well go all the way in on it. I said, all right, cool. They shaved it. Boy, did it make a difference. I was taking selfies on the way. I was like, maybe I really got to rethink my whole fucking life here. I should be racist. The racist looks good on me. they really knock those

guys with their fashion statement they had some lace-up boots for you dude racists do have an aesthetic to them but you decided to get the head tat though after that what was that what was the decision like i almost i always wanted a head tat since since i was in college actually i was always thinking i thought i always thought they looked super dope. Just nothing that's super intimidating, just more, you know, it could be seen as more artistic than like gang member type shit. But my mom, when she was, you know,

on her last like days or weeks, my plan was to get her name on my head. But when I got there to the tattoo shop, I thought, man, my mom's gonna be sick about this if I do, right? So I just got her name on my arm. But when I got there to the tattoo shop, I thought, man, my mom's going to be sick about this if I do, right? So I just got her name on my arm. But when she passed later on, I got mama on my head. Now, she wouldn't like me to do it, but

she gone. That's on you brother cheers to that no I'm just joking it's my little my best friend my closest person ever in the world

I love my mom so much yeah she's dope as fuck dope as fuck that was funny though yeah that was funny that was really funny there she goes can't say shit now

oh what are you gonna say now? Did it hurt a lot? It didn't hurt at all. Really? What was the, where's the most pain? I've never gotten a tattoo. Where's the most painful place?

Really? And not the head? No, I guess the top of the head hurts a lot, but the side doesn't hurt at all. I mean, it's pretty soft, I guess. Yeah. And even like afterwards done, they didn't even have to wrap it up. He's like, man, you'll be good. It's healing. Like one day, man, you'll be good. It's a heal in like one day.

The head is like super ideal. Like he loves doing head tasks. He doesn't have to like stretch your skin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was painless.

And I like it. You know, I don't think I look too intimidating with it. Where do you have to stretch your skin? What types do you have to stretch your skin? Pretty much everywhere. Like elbow ball sack. Yeah. I mean, like they'll still do like that.

Like you have to put clamps on all the corners, know just you know just to tighten it a little bit right yeah it makes sense talk to him bro our fourth guest the poor person that has to use that mic next i never even thought about that no no it's not us it doesn't matter because it's not us we really don't have to worry about it at all. Is this filming? No. No. Should we start?

You want to jump into it? We could jump into it. Dude, I'm thinking about getting the fucking Invisalign on my bottom teeth, dude. I want to get it a little bit. You're fucking braced up. I had Invisalign for a while and it was the best decision I've ever made in my entire life man i never i didn't even smile before like before i was just like i always had this cranky look on my face and then i got invisalign and i just couldn't stop smiling everywhere to the point people were like annoyed by it they're like bro like it's a funeral like

what are you doing just walking around just blinging you know i mean it's your mom's funeral and people would be like, look at this guy. Put your fucking teeth away, right? And then I stopped wearing the retainers as much as I was supposed to. And they went back a little bit. So I got the real braces now, which suck. They suck. What do you got them on the inside?

Oh, nice, nice, nice. You didn't even notice them? No, I didn't. How long did you have braces for? Probably four years. Really? What years? How long did you have braces for?

Probably four years. Really? What years? Middle school to like maybe eighth grade, late eighth grade, ninth grade. They don't really like it doesn't suck that bad because no one's like making fun of you. No, because like everyone had them at the same age. But I had mine for a little too long. And I was very happy to get mine off.

Yeah. I didn't want them anymore. It's a whole new four years. A fucking long ass time. It is. I didn't want them anymore. Yeah, it's a whole new, four years is a fucking long ass time. It is, yeah. That is a long time. It's like a preposterous long time. When you're an adult though,

these days people like, I don't, you don't get made fun of. People are just like, oh, that's super dope that you're still, you will do that at 35, 36, right? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. No one's like, oh, hey, brace face, fucking loser. You're fucking pimples and food. It's not like that anymore. Yeah, not to you. I stopped.

You're 6'5 230 yeah 250 bitch I wore my retainers for a really long time but then I kind of

just stopped wearing them my teeth are still straight though I see them mmm yeah they are look at that mouth dude I need to get some fucking

I need to get the white white like not even white strips like I need to get the fucking whitening like procedure dude I need to get shined I want to get my white, like, not even white strips. Like, I need to get the fucking whitening, like, procedure, dude. I need to get shined. Oh, yeah, me too.

I want to get my teeth whitened real bad. Yeah, my shit looks fucking bad, dude. I had super white teeth before I had straight teeth, because I thought to myself, like, well, we got to have one of them, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if they're super white, at least they don't look yellow and crooked, right? Yeah, yeah. How were they really crooked before?

Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were yeah they were i think you noticed more than anybody else though i don't know man it was a few people like i remember way back in the day my buddy his mom said something about it he brought up to me like yeah mom said like you're such a handsome guy she doesn't understand why you don't fix your teeth and at the time i didn't even know i was just like oh i'm like fucking 18 or 6 17 i was like i didn't even know yeah i've just like, oh, I'm like fucking 18 or 6, 17. I was like, I didn't even know. Yeah. I've been getting women this whole time.

Yeah. Fucker. And then another time I was talking to somebody who's like, yeah, man. Somebody's like, yeah, you're really, really handsome. It was my buddy. He's like, yeah, you're really handsome until you smile. I was like, well, I laughed at that. I was like, okay.

Yeah. Okay. Now wait till I get braces then. Yeah. Yeah. It's the only way. It's fucked. I think that in the hierarchy of the four options,

best option is obviously having white, straight teeth. I think second best option is having straight, yellow teeth. Third best option is having white, not straight teeth. And worst option is obviously having yellow and crooked. Yeah, it's tough. Would you rather have straight, perfect white blingers, right? Chompers. And a four-inch cock.

Okay. Or an 11-inch cock and terrible teeth. Probably. You can't fix either. Perfect teeth and four-inch cock. We know who's the fucking... We know who he's working with pretty much already is yeah I'm pretty much already there

yeah you're living your best life you live in the perfect existence I don't know that's tough because like I'm just picturing like some like goofy ass like British dude with like the worst teeth ever but like he just is pulling out a fucking oak

a fucking massive he doesn't get to pull it out much. Scaring everyone away with his crooked yellow teeth. Yeah. They'll look past it. You think? Because once they see that fucking hammer. He'll be like zip and close his mouth.

I'm also a lawyer. Yeah. Just let him know that I practice law. Oh yeah. Yeah. Obviously the lawyer comes with the. Let's be fucking honest for a second man. However fucking sexist it sounds. If you a lawyer you can fuck anyone you can have

a bad attitude you could fucking have a small cock anything be like i'm a lawyer it's literally the first question girls ask each other they're like oh you met a new guy yeah what does he do we don't ask that shit yeah nobody nobody cares what they we don't yeah yeah i. Yeah, nobody cares what they hate. We don't. Yeah, yeah. I told my girl, she didn't believe me. I said, we could fall in love and marry a girl with just a regular, decent job as long as she was just good. She was dope. She was a really good person. She fed our soul. She gave us peace and stuff like that.

Obviously, we want a driven person that has dreams and stuff, too. I'm not saying McDonald's. We marry them. But we're not that caught i mean i can't speak for all of us but you know it's it's it's more it's it's it's we care a lot less about their profession but at the same time though i think that you're giving lawyers too much credit thinking that all lawyers fuck there's like sloppy defense lawyers defense attorneys like you're talking about like criminal defenders defenders who are like the bottom of the barrel,

showing up late for work with barbecue stains on their shirts and a suit that doesn't fit at all. Lincoln lawyer. Why'd they do it? What? Why'd they do it? Become lawyers? Why did you become a lawyer? I thought it was to have sex. Oh, you hear about the justice system.

It is bullshit, but I think that some dudes, kids get told that they're like, oh, you should be a lawyer when they're good at arguing. Like, oh, we got a future lawyer on our hands when somebody who's just like a fucking like a yappy ass kid. Socially retarded.

Doesn't understand fucking, you know, just how to resolve fucking the conversation. Just picking apart like the language of the teacher teacher like what the language they use or something like that like you didn't say we could go outside now or something like that like oh we got a lawyer on our hands i hate that a tweet about it the other day it's like it was just like a way of calling the kid a dickhead like that's just really what you are calling if you're saying a kid's like a future lawyer pretty much yeah i think i think some people get too much credit for even being having those type of personalities and um like oh she's uh sassy or or savage or he's like

oh he's got a chip on his shoulders like no he's socially retarded and doesn't understand like conflict resolution it doesn't under he's just not smart like he's not socially intelligent enough to not shut the fuck up we'll just be like no it's a good point we can both yeah yeah he'd be like no actually we're even fucking theoretically shut the fuck up dude you're an idiot right yeah maybe you're right maybe they don't have sex a lot i guarantee some of them don't dude there's definitely some of them who are are not fucking at all but i don't even know if i've ever met a lawyer in real life i bet your battle rappers have more sex than lawyers. Probably.

They do. You know why? 100%. Because rappers, battle rappers, any type of people like that, we get way more praise than a regular lawyer. Think about it. Every day, if I open my fucking Instagram, you're the GOAT. You're this. But look, 100 different comments a day.

Oh, I'm this and this and that. Even though we're not really doing shit, right? Lawyers don't get messages all the time. GOAT, you're the best. So proud of you. That would be awesome if they did. They have to tell people. You know what I mean?

We have groupies and shit like that. We can go to an event and fuck pretty much anyone. Depending on who you are. It's all dudes. It's usually boys at the event. Dude, yeah. Lawyers. I know a. Dude, yeah, lawyers. I know a couple of dudes who became lawyers, and I'm trying to like they didn't they didn't really fuck before that. And I'm trying to think what their motivation is to have sex.

You think you really think it is, though? I'd imagine. A lot of these dudes are just looking for something. I think a lot of people like don't know what they're going to do. And then they either just become a lawyer or they, I don't think there's that many people who are like, I'm probably wrong, but I can't imagine there's that many people that are like very passionate

about like, Oh, I need to be a lawyer. I think most lawyers jobs. They just want to make a lot of money. Like they're not doing sweet fucking courtroom. No, no,

no, no. They're like defending someone that got like a DUI or not even defending. They're probably like working for a law firm where they're like busting open the books yeah yeah and a lot of doctors i think their shit sucks too like a lot of people are like oh i'm gonna become a marine biologist when i grow up even if you do become a marine biologist like you're not like going under the underwater and like swimming with dolphins or whatever you're looking at like plankton in the lab like a fucking sweet gig or something.

You're like looking through a microscope at like files for like 95% of the time. I don't think it's all. It's not as sweet as it's cracked up to be. I have these conversations. Sorry to cut you off. No, no. I have these conversations with people all the time. I did a speech one time and I forget everything I said, but it was like an entrepreneur or

like type of whatever. And then I wasn't like the main guy because i'm not like a whatever fucking gary b here but i i did like i wanted to have a make a staple in my comment and what i was saying like don't be super pressured into just having these big titles like the the lawyer the doctor marine bio like it doesn't necessarily mean they like it at all like you could be an artist and make you know 50 60 70 grand a year whatever and love your life so much you can and you can make more than that just goes up and up and up and up but or you can make a lot more and just hate your shit for forever and just be like this it sucks so fucking bad i owe like two hundred thousand dollars in student loans and this is the most boring shit ever is this life i know so many people that i know doctors that have been like i'm done with

this shit i'm out you know what i mean really yeah i do people who quit what do they go what do they go on to do my one guy i know i don't know if i should really speak on him but fucking um he wanted to like get into like like managing like rappers artists and stuff like that and he gave up uh medicine for that You know what? He didn't actually give it up, but he was this close and then he got an opportunity and moved back to Nova Scotia. And he's not just a doctor. He's like an infectious disease

doctor, like 15 years of school. Jesus Christ. And he didn't quit or not that or whatever, but he just had other interests. At a time when I talked to him, he's like, man, I don't, I'm just, it's driving me nuts at this point or whatever, but then he got a perfect position and he's, he's in a really good spot now and enjoys it again, but he was losing the love for what he was doing. And he's like, imagine going to school for all these years and then do whatever.

I hate this. Yeah. That sucks. It'll be a nightmare. Dude. What were you going to go? What would you have done if you had just gone to four years of college? I was going to be a film major, screenwriting. That would be dope. Yeah. And I remember I was at Dick's Sporting Goods one time and I remember this dude came up to me and I was wearing my sweatshirt, my college sweatshirt.

And he was like, oh, he's like, what are you majoring in? And I was like, screenwriting. And he's like, ah, my daughter tried to do that. I told her she'd be better off majoring in basket weaving. That's devastating. Just not supporting his daughter's dreams at all. That's fucked up. You're probably working out a dick sporting.

Do you think a lot of people who tried screenwriting as their major wind up as screenwriters? No, definitely not. Maybe they end up writing ads for commercials. Or some shit like that. Or not ads. Maybe they end up writing like ads for commercials or some shit like yeah or not maybe right and they bring scripts for commercials copywriting or some shit like that yeah there's there's limited few jobs in that in that kind of shit that's kind of something that you just kind of have to just do until you're good at it you can't really learn that you can learn how to format a script stuff like that but it's not you can really learn how to become a better like you either have you're either a good writer or you're not at the end of the day it's all in your head he just did a show called uh unreasonable rob which uh just what you shot six episodes of it yeah six episodes yeah

and did you did you write all of that yes i did i wrote it with my friend mark mark swatsky he writes all um the unreasonable rob with me and he filmed them all too we edited film it all that shit together this time it was picked up by a company called swear net uh trevor boys yeah yeah i love that show it's one of my favorite shows so their company swear net picked it up and uh again you know we wrote it me and mark and uh yeah it's it went it went well you know there's some hiccups and stuff like that but it is what it is what was the writing process like what was it like writing like uh not even just i mean i'm interested in like do you know how to format like scripts and shit like that or you're just like throwing it on the page or we had to learn that we had to learn that because the company the

production company not swearing up but the people that they hired were like really stressed about that they're just super stressed like it has to be done total whatever format it has to be line for line and it has to be certain time it has to match everything right but i was telling them i was like this is not like they're, they never did comedy before. Right. So they're just used to doing like documentary styles. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, bro, when it comes to comedy, like there's so much improv. Like I would say 70% of the whole show is literally improv. And when I mean improv,

I don't just mean like we are, we already know the whole scene and then we'll just bounce off things. I mean like walking around being like, Oh shit. shit, let's think of a scene right now. Like we're in a garage. Okay. Boom. That's funny right there. Let's start with that vice script.

We did that type of shit. They're like, you didn't play this in the script? I'm like, no. And we did it and it would be fucking hysterical. You know what I mean? We're quick. We're quick. You see something like, oh, we can do something with that right now.

So it was tough for them because it was like a migraine. They're like, I don't work with people like this before. I worked with like super ABCD. We're us. We're just super scatterbrained, but it worked out so well in the end. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A learning curve probably for both of us.

Yeah, that's interesting. Sometimes in comedy, I feel like that's the way. Or like with Curb Your Enthusiasm, like doesn't he just like say like this is where we want the scene to go yeah i think seven there however you need to get yes i think what similar to what you said i think he said 70 of it is improv and like i think he just writes out an outline for like the episode bro being like this like there'll be some like scenarios that he wants locked in but i think almost all of it is improv dude like that's how it should be and like yeah no when i'm thinking back like the scenes in the

beginning that that they were making like have to be super structured like do rehearsal like 10 times first yeah terrible they went bad i remember thinking like oh this is like cringy bad even i hadn't even without even watching the back yeah yeah because it's too rehearsed we don't have to i don't even know what i'm gonna say so don't tell me to rehearse 10 times yeah they're not used to filming comedy right yeah uh all the stuff that we did like that stressed them out like they these guys are just winging it right was the best shit the absolute best shit so i i'm like i said probably a learning curve for them and us and uh i think unreasonable rabu will be big one day man i just i love it that's awesome congrats do you think that, or when you do like, say if you're doing something, you're just going to film on your phone.

Are you going to do, do you know exactly what you're going to say? Do you write a script and you're like hard to the script or you're just like throwing out kind of improv and a little bit? Sometimes I write out like ideas, like for lines, like jokes, but I usually, it's usually just all like kind of whatever I say for the most part. Just ripping it a little bit yeah sometimes I'll like really write it out and then but then I'll end up having to change it a bunch because then I'll just kind of changing the lines stuff I freestyle my mother's

eulogy no uh did you really I had to went right before she died you didn't have to she said to me like right before she goes and, and she meant it. Patty, please don't swear. Please don't swear at my eulogy. I'm like, all right. This isn't a church, right? So many people showed up. And yeah, I just went off the top, man, because I said, I say, yo. Off of the top.

Body's just dropped. Body's just dropped. Oh, who's in the coffin my mom no fucking way no but um that's hilarious it was dope and uh certain things though that's how i feel like if you're writing things down on paper it kind of takes away from the delivery like like you know you're saying something so emotional and personal and then you're like looking at paper be like and since i was young, blah, blah, blah. And really, I say, fuck that shit.

And I just kind of bleed right on the mic. You know what I mean? I let it out. If I don't say the best things ever, whatever. It's straight off from the soul. It's straight from my heart. You know what I mean? I made everyone laugh and everything.

I cracked a couple jokes. I told everyone that I didn't swear and she would be happy for me and stuff like that. But when my buddies get married and stuff like that i just go up there man say whatever you know yeah yeah yeah for everything things like that but not everyone can be like that but it's interesting because you don't do that shit in battle rap like you prepare every word that you're gonna say we're not we're not not everywhere but like you prepare like a ton of what you're gonna say yeah it's true but i don't write it down so it's it's like a sometimes i'll write like little things or whatever but um it's i think i think i think that might be a little different like it's i more so i

guess i mean more so like if i'm doing something that's like an emotional um speech where i can just speak from the heart you know what i mean whereas rap i you know you have to be like intricate and all that type of stuff so people get disappointed when they find out that battle rap isn't isn't freestyled. Yeah. I mean, that's ridiculous. If someone could freestyle that well,

they would have to be like, people get just legitimately bummed out. Like, Oh, I think I used to think that all rappers, like when they would go on, when I remember I used to listen to this Mac Miller freestyle when he goes on a flex.

I haven't seen him forever. Where has he goes on Flex. I haven't seen him forever. Where has he been? It's my call. My boy's an underground rapper right now. He's underground. He's deeply underground. He's big underground rapper. He's underground king, man.

I used to listen to his freestyle. Shout out Mac Miller, man. Yeah, I used to listen to his freestyle that he did on Flex. I remember I found out that it wasn't freestyled. Like, I thought it was, like, all, like, off the top. Forget it. Yeah. He threw out the tape.

And then I found out. And then I, like, listened to a song where he, like, said the exact lines from that. Like, one of his songs. And I was like, oh, he's just, like, compiling multiple different songs right now. Yeah. Yeah. How did it make you feel? Fine feel fine i mean i didn't actually care a lot it's still fucking awesome yeah yeah i think i thought a lot of stuff was freestyle for a while i think i thought just like most rap that like on like radio shows and stuff was all like off the top and then i realized that they're just using their own lyrics over a different beat or like early on in rap

battles like dudes would, like in the world rap championships, I thought a lot of those dudes were freestyling. I thought like Thesaurus and like. Me too. Broke my heart. But I was like, I was smart enough to know certain things weren't freestyle, but I was like,

man, the way that they were going back and forth off certain rhymes is like, it had to be like a lot of freestyle. But Ill Mac and Thsaurus to me man like i wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for them so i give them so much praise man these guys are gods to me man really man really like i always say my favorite moment in my in my battle rap career is watching them on uh ruin your day kyle's um watch thing and just watching thesaurus and ilmac like giving me so much praise and like enjoying lines and talking about me in ways I didn't even think that they thought of me.

You know what I mean? Because these guys were like the godfathers of shit for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Or just hearing somebody, like the same thing with The Watch, like when Shuffle T or Marlo broke down the compliment battle or whatever. Just hearing them be like, oh, that's hilarious. Like when someone who you know is funny says something's funny, they recognize something to be funny. hearing them be like, oh, that's hilarious. Like when someone who you know is funny says something's funny,

they recognize something to be funny. It's just like, oh, fuck. That's the compliment just holds that much more weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like watching, I watch anyways, if someone just like, just to know like, oh, you thought that was funny. That's cool.

I like to hear their perspective, but like, especially if it's someone that you really, you know what I mean? Like when- This show, it's like a podcast where rap battlers watch rap battles and then they like kind of talk about yeah yeah what's it called watch watch yeah watch battles or whatever it's like a podcast or andrew schultz will he'd be like a few times that he's talked about me on his podcast when he says things it'd be like pat stay you know he's fucking hilarious and to me i'm like that's huge

i think you're so funny. Yeah. Well, that's one of the biggest comedians in the world. Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, when you hear a peer or someone,

you know what I mean? Someone that's, and I'm not, I'm not a comedian. So just to even hear that, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's you. that's awesome. No matter how good you think you are, like when you hear someone that's like way bigger than you and whatever, give you praise. It's always humbling. Sash,

what's some, what's some uh what's some feedback that you've gotten in your young comedy career that's been like oh fuck yeah i don't know you're humble as fuck you're just a humble dude dude yeah i don't know you haven't had anybody be like you that was funny and you're like fuck yeah that feels good um i think you're just a self-contained flame i think that like you don't need you don't need fuel from the outside no i mean i've had people compliment me let's hear it i don't want to say i don't want to say it i don't know i just don't you're afraid it sounds joe is shit yeah oh stop it it's not you're like

pill birds on my fucking dick. Fucking DM me. You know what I mean? It is. I know what you mean, though. You don't want to bring it up or whatever. Yeah. I'm not cool enough to not bring that up, so.

I'm sure you are. Did I mention that Andrew Strachan? Any chance? The dude, Tim Dillon, like, loves sass. Like, he has, like, a bunch of comedians that fucking love him. I'm just trying to get, I'm trying to have you be not humble for once. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yes. You know what I'm saying? I'm humble, dude. I'm trying to get you to fucking open up, dude. Phil Brown's the most humble. If I was at your comedy show and I was right up front, I just kept, like, fucking – Just, like, biting my lip or something like that. Would you, like, work – like, would you work it into it?

Would you, like, go – would you go at me? Probably. Awesome. I love that when people do that and i just say it bothers me when someone doesn't do it you know what i mean yeah crowd work is so impressive to me yeah crowd work's cool so sometimes i get though just wanting to do your material especially if you're trying to if you're trying to do new stuff yeah yeah it's so in battle rap it's like the same thing like for example you know and andrew schultz he does so much fucking. Did I mention that? No. Andrew, when he does his shows and he just starts doing the crowd work, I guarantee you, like, the freestyle off the top crowd work, those haymakers hit his biggest jokes.

And in battle rap, it's the same thing. Like, if you're rapping, whatever, you can say the most simple line. But if it's a rebuttal or like off the top it lands just as hard as your biggest yeah it's really weird so much time to write yeah it's weird because like crowd work most of the stuff people are saying isn't anything that's like that like complex or like something that would take someone along it's just like off the cuff for some reason the crowd just loves it because it's so spontaneous like yo that was brilliant yeah and it just like grounds you in the same moment it's

like i'm in this i'm in this moment and this person is in this moment and it's like not like there this is some rehearsed material or whatever and i'm not really thinking about that a lot of comedy shows i'm not like oh he rehearsed this or whatever but it just like puts you both so much on the same page that it's like oh i know exactly what the fuck he's talking about it's the most shared experience yeah what percentage of of your shit you think is crowd work that you do now the one percent really yeah i don't do a lot of crowd work like i mean i'll do it like i'll do crowd work if it's like a dead crowd really oh that like picks up a crowd well if you go to a show where there's only like 10 people in the audience like you kind of have to it's like the only thing you can do yeah because your jokes aren't gonna

work damn that's smart though it's daunting yeah it sucks i hate it yeah yeah you ever do stand-up would i or did i have you no no but you would probably right or it's just like such a different discipline that's like to me it's just like i know how how like steep that mountain is to climb yeah i think that i would i always told myself that i would but i'm not that kind of guy that like that would just you know think that thinks i'm funny and just be like oh i rap and do that while rhyming i can easily do that no no i would spend like a year on a set and take it very serious because i respect the art so much of comedy that i would never just go in there and

just think because i can make people laugh in a rap whatever that i can just easily do comedy no so i would need time i would need a lot of time like if someone said all right pat we're gonna pay you this much for a comedy show you have six months i'd be like i need eight i've never wrote a comedy before right yeah so i would do it but i would need the comedy show i feel like you guys would both just be naturally good at it stop i mean you would like if you write if you already have gotten over the fear of being on stage which is like half of it i think it's more like so like for me i can speak um like when i do a battle usually um like for like the big ones or whatever there's hundreds and then a couple thousand whatever or at least a lot of my fans there that are just there for me. Yeah.

Whereas at a comedy show, like it might hurt me, my pride to be only like 12 people there. And they're just like, Oh, who is this guy? They don't know me. Oh really?

That's the best. That's dope. I'm glad that you feel that way. Oh, I love it when there's no one there to see you. Cause then it's, you can just do whatever. And if it goes bad,

who gives a fuck? Yeah. Yeah. That's good. That's dope dope you think you have that perspective sorry do you think that you would have that perspective if 12 people were there you think that it would hurt you personally be like what am i doing performing for 12 people or whatever i think it's more like i don't i don't i don't think it's as much as like i'm bigger than this but i think it would just kind of like hurt my ego a little bit and be like oh shit like i thought

i'm pat stay i'm like the headline whatever whatever and these people don't give a fuck about me nor do they even really find me that funny so uh yeah but i mean i guess i mean i don't know like comedy it's like that happens to everyone yeah yeah unless you're like yeah louis ck no i know i agree and that's like it's like a it's the steps that you would have to go. And I don't like when people disrespect the culture and just think that they can just become comedians. I'm not going to speak on specific people like T.I. or anything like that. And I'm not even dissing him, but I'm like,

I heard that he kind of said something like, oh, I could fucking do this. And then he just keeps getting booed over and over, right? But good for him for doing it. Yeah, but also it's like, how are you getting, like getting, going up in front of your fans should be the easiest set you ever do like like it depends dude because like man like some people like even like sometimes if i make music sorry i'm not talking to the mic um no no

you're good make music or even unreasonable rob sometimes it's been received pretty well but sometimes they're like hey man we don't care about this shit. We want to see you battle rap. That's what we like you for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is that online or is that in person? Always in person. Always online. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I get, I mean, anyone, you'll get that for about anything. I mean, like. Kanye, they shit on Kanye for years. Like, bro, we don't care about your fashion. About your clothes. Yeah, yeah. We don't care about your fucking Yeezys. And next thing you know, it's the biggest thing, right?

Yeah, but if you did a comedy set and it was your fans were there you would murder and it's like if if TI is doing a show where his fans are all there and they're booing him it must be really really bad getting booed by your own fans yeah because like they're

there to see him do comedy have you seen it any of the shit no it's bad? You could say it. He does listen, though. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't listen to this show. No, I said T.I. listens to this show.

Obviously, he does not listen to this show. I mean, if you're asking me, it was too slow. And I think that you can't approach that as a brand new comedian and be like, I'm so good that I can just be Dave Chappelle and just sit here and smoke a cigarette or drag this shit out because I have such great crowd control that Dave could say one word and say another word in 20 seconds, another word in 10 seconds, and we're still all just like, boom. This guy's the best public speaker on earth. Or T.I. is like practicing that almost. And I'm like, you really haven't earned that yet. You're captivating as a person. But I don't know about as a comedian right now.

I thought that he should probably write his bangers out. You know what I'm saying? From what I watch, it's like walking around there, telling jokes, like kind of lazy. If I were him, I would have took a year, wrote all the biggest bangers ever. Yeah. And just backed it back to back and slayed it. The best shit you ever could fucking write, your first show that you spent a year on,

minimum. I mean, minimum. Spend one fucking year on your best shit you ever could. But how would you practice for that whole year? It's like you have to be going out in front of somebody to do that shit. Like going to like smaller shows and open mics are you saying you would just craft it and work on it alone the way you work on a battle rap and not really let many people hear it i have enough confidence in my like crowd like yeah yeah and i don't doubt that at all i understand crowds yeah every crowd or whatever i have enough confidence

to know i would practice it i would call people like you i call people like uh my friends who do comedy and stuff like that run it by them maybe you know have them get together but ti is way more resourceful than me he could get all kinds of people together be like yeah i'm gonna speak i'm gonna say this shit tell me what you think but he definitely didn't do any of that who knows who knows maybe he did but fucking um i think he should have spent a little more time and uh not just go in there so nonchalant and just be like, I'm T.I. so I can just.

But what I did see funny was him and I thought it was dope as fuck. Yeah. That he was checking his daughter's hymen? What was it? What? Oh, checking his daughter's hymen. That was weird as fuck.

No, he was getting booed. He said, all right, fuck it. DJ, put the song on. Then he just started performing his songs and they're like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was smooth. The fact that he just

had that in his back pocket to be like alright in case I get booed that must be yeah I mean that must be a pretty big relief yeah to be able to be like alright I have this

other type of performing that's like that everyone here knows me from better than comedy yeah yeah it's like easier more fun to listen to

than even like comedy or whatever it's a risk because like even I gotta take a piss really bad yeah even Unreasonable Rob it's like transferring from over from battle rap which everyone loves me

for to that it's like it's not going to be as big and it's like i wonder i hope that they they receive it and i hope that they accept it you know i mean good fucking calves on them look at those baby cows so what do you think about this dude sass dude he's fucking he's afraid to take his shirt off bro get out you think we should just peel it off him i'm gonna ask me twice just hose him down and peel it off and wet just to get him dripping wring it out i'll do it do it like flash dance or some shit like that make him dance yeah it's sass is uh he's he he we started this podcast when he was 20 years old and i was just like i'm gonna help i'm gonna get my my boy fucking going in the right direction dude and uh he's uh he was gonna quit barstool and i was like dude don't quit you gotta fucking you gotta you gotta lock in and so now we do this

this podcast together he's fucking significantly younger than me though it's funny as fuck you have anybody you have any 21 year olds in your life do you even know any 21-year-olds in your life? Do you even know any 21-year-olds? I do. I know a couple. They're pretty cool. A couple girls. Yeah? I freaking bet you do.

You absolute babysitting bastard. Oh, well. You absolute fucking thug, dude. I'm a little petty. Yeah, yeah. Say hello, Manny. Let me tell you a story. Hey, Tush.

Okay, fucker. Reading a picture book to him. Yeah. Let me put that unit in reverse here. That right here on the lap. Dude, we linked up for a little bit yesterday. What did you and Big K do for the rest of the day? Did the same thing that we did the night before.

Just got super trashed. Went to a bar? Went to 20 bars. I ate at every single bar. I woke up feeling so terrible. And all we talked about, me and Sean here, is the fucking liquid iv i need it i want it yeah liquid iv is it's the truth or it's like no it's like a liquid iv is a drink but like there is the actual iv that you put in your arm can i get this drink we probably probably have some in the office i'll grab some for you after

this the drink the liquid iv drink yeah it's like a powder pack and you put it in a water bottle to drink it. You feel fine. It's like three waters in one. I need it. We will get it for you. You actually have it. I mean, if they're our sponsor, it has to be in here somewhere. Horse feathers. No, brother. It's the fucking truth, dude. You like that one? Yeah, horse feathers.

I've seen it on a show once. Horse feathers. He didn't believe it. He goes, horse feathers. You know what else he said? Cotswallop? Your wife said codswallop your wife said are you hungry he goes I could eat the south end

of a northbound jackass I thought it was so good I was on shrooms what show is this I was on shrooms it was a I don't know what show it was but I was so

locked in I couldn't when he said horse feathers I said oh I'm using that wait but say the other part I could eat the south end of a northbound jackass.

That's funny. Is that good? Dude, he did a video the other day, like, doing, like, a Texas accent. So it was like, how you doing, Sass? He's like, I'm finer than, what was it? It's finer than a frog's hair split four ways. I'm finer than a frog's hair split four ways. I was fucking dying, dude. Yo, he just went to cats the other night the play no cat no fucking deli dude oh really

what do you think about it it was amazing man it's so good man i was i was climaxed i was sitting there and big k was like i've never met anyone he can put eat a full sandwich. I felt almost disrespected. I was just like, I beg your pardon? What are you talking about? I could easily eat this. No, you can't.

I ate mine and half of his. I don't think they were that. They're not that big. They're not that big. He asked me, do you want to eat mine? I said, you ever consider being a man by any chance? It's not that hard. I'm not a huge pastrami person.

No? No. Were you not before then or like have you never just really had pastrami? I've never, I don't know. To me,

it just tastes like a big hot dog. Really? Yeah. I fucking was into it, dude. No, the fucking guy behind the counter basically called him gay, Sean.

Really? Yeah, because he doesn't like mustard and we were clowning him. He doesn't want mustard and everybody's like, I bet he likes mayo. And we were just like, ah, ha, ha, slapping vibe.

You know, the manly fucking like. It was hilarious. Was that manly laugh? Yeah, it was a manly encounter that we had as men. You don't like fucking. You got to try mustard, though. You got to eat mustard. But people are disgusted by mustard.

I love mustard. I would put mustard on anything. There's the dude on Jackass who, even if he saw mustard he would like freak out and like sprint away the dude really rake you on why he just was like he is like uh a deep-seated like i don't know maybe his ancestors were mustard gassed or some shit like that but he was like deep-seated like fucking aversion to mustard dude he. He's just like, that's crazy. What's your reasoning for not liking mustard? You just don't like the taste?

No, no. I don't like condiments. You don't like condiments? You don't like sauces? I love sauces. Sauces are condiments. I think I would, yeah. I think sauces are condiments.

Like ketchup is damn near a sauce. So you're saying you don't like ketchup, mustard, mayo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Relish? Dude, I didn't, I used to not, not like, I like i like it all yeah i'll take that whole yeah

all of them together i used to not like fish at all and then the first time i got back into or i got into fish was going to nova scotia and there's that famous place uh john's lunch oh we went we went to john's lunch which is like i guess just a famous ass like or you said it early in a fucking battle what did you say you said in like 2007 i just shouted it out and for some reason everywhere i go all over the world now they're saying oh tell me about john's lunch i'm like man it's like i barely even what are you saying the line he was like i'll do something and take you or like fucking i don't know fucking take you to john's lunch fucking pissing shit and you're fishing chips and fucking but like we got the fish and chips there or we got just like this big ass plate of

fried seafood and it was so fucking good it tasted like carnival food it was like this incredibly doughy funnel cake like batter that they used on all of it and it just opened my mind up to how good like i mean that's like a soft ass childish way to get into seafood but like that opened my eyes to how fucking good seafood that soft ass childish way to get into seafood. But like that opened my eyes to how fucking good seafood can be. That's the best way to get into seafood. John's Lunch, like it's like the best number one spot, like four years in a row in Canada for seafood. It's like this. And you go and then you're not trying to grow.

You're not trying to make it bigger. It's just a shack. Tiny little shack. And they fucking. Oh, yeah. That's where you got to go. Does Canada have good seafood? Oh, yeah.

Really? Nova Scotia. Oh, yeah. Nova Scotia, especially because everyone's fishing there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. During our compliment battle, some dude was just, he just got off the fucking dock with a, he had like an igloo cooler full of fish. And in the middle of the battle, he just yells out, give him a mackerel.

And he just had a fucking loose fish fucking whopping. He gave him a mackerel. Should I give him a mackerel? And then he gave it to me and I fucking biffed it in the crowd. Why didn't we say holy mackerel? should i mean it would have been the i love fish oh yeah i love seafood how about a mackerel have you ever had mackerel no but i've caught mackerel mackerel is probably the easiest fish to catch they're idiots yeah they're dumb there's a thing called mackerel rigs and they and it's a line with a weight at the bottom and then there's um

three hooks a little bit up three more hooks and then a little bit three more hooks and basically you just drop it into deep water and you just yank it like a bunch of times you pull it up and there's like nine mackerel on the line really yeah it's that easy because you just you just they're like all swimming in schools and you basically just pierce it right through them damn yeah you got to get up to nova scotia yeah go mackerel fishing yeah they use it for tuna. Oh, really? I believe so.

Yeah. I think, well, I think they use it. They don't use tuna? To catch tuna? Oh, I thought you meant to put in tuna. No, no. They use it to catch tuna. They use it to catch a lot of things, but I think tuna is the main one.

Gotcha. That kind of line. You don't fish. I used to fish when I was young. Really? Fishing is really manly. It is. That's why you were talking about that the whole time.

I was just biting my lip.ishing's really manly. It is. Even while you were talking about that the whole time I was just biting my lip. He's a provider. Yeah. Fisher, strong calloused hands, fucking like sea swept hair, fucking a nice suntan on him from being outside

all the time. Smells like the docks, dude. Man shit. Strong forearms and shit. That's that fucking fisherman shit. How does he do it? How does he fucking do it, dude?

That's pretty much the manly man we just subscribed to you pretty much to a fucking tea there you have it bro well dude thank you for coming in and

rock with us how are we on time over an hour we're good yeah fuck yeah dude thank you for rocking with us hair looks a lot less

maybe blow dropped no I don't know what you meant last time it was damn it was damn you It was damn. He put some powder in it. He must have used some baby powder or something.

I think it must have been sprinting. Or maybe it was, did you go, were you jogging? No, it was a busy day. It was all over the place. Busy day. You're a hardworking man. Filming his dick off. Hell yeah.

Well, go watch Unreasonable Rob. Please. Check out Pat Stay's compliment battle on the nicest that should be coming out within, hopefully within the month. Nice, man out within, hopefully within the month. Nice, man. Yeah, hopefully within the month. Everyone keeps hitting me up, man. Everyone.

Like, literally, right before I got here, fucking people from Canada, like, classified and all these people was like, man, how do I watch this? I'll buy it. Like, blah, blah, blah. But it is what it is. Just watch it when it comes out, right? So everyone, yeah, look out for that for sure, man. I appreciate it.

Dude, appreciate you. It's an amazing experience. Thanks for coming through, dog. K-Pride. K-Pride. K-Pride. Hell yes, bro. That was awesome. Thanks for coming on.