Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 66 - Get Yo Balls Right

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday. It is June 20th and Juneteenth observed. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today, it is Monday. It is June 20th and... Juneteenth observed.

Juneteenth observed. And also, is it the longest day of the year or is that tomorrow? I have no idea. Or is that today? I don't know. I think it's the longest day of the year. I think it's like the summer solstice. Really? Yeah, dude. You don't pay attention to that?

No, not at all. I feel like so much of my mood is affected by when the sun sets, so I have to maximize it. Oh, yeah. But it's not going to be a huge difference. I think the shortest day of the year is Christmas Eve, right? Or like December 21st, I think. Around that, yeah. Which is six months from...

Is it six months from now? Six months from now. Probably, yeah. Six months from tomorrow yeah yeah i've been uh trying to be outside as much as i can i've been walking everywhere um which means in two days days start getting shorter yeah which sucks not by that much though but little by little it's gonna start sucking like it starts getting bad yeah the winter here is dark yeah spring stops springing when you get out of the office, where the yak ends at two and it's already dark out. Yeah, it's fucking terrifying. The sun's already setting. It doesn't feel really good

at all now. I need to start... I want to live in two places. I feel like that would be fucking sweet. Living in the south in the wintertime and the north in the summer or some shit like that. Yeah. You're going to do that? I want to do that. I'm not going to because I don't follow through on any of the things that would make me truly happy.

Like stretching and meditating and eating healthy and exercising and like having any type of discipline in my life at all. Yeah. But I want to do shit like that. That would be nice. Have two houses. Yeah. Maybe go to the shore. Dude, remember at the beginning of fucking quarantine when people were just like migrants

around, they were just like living in, they'd like live in an Airbnb here for like two weeks and then they'd pop somewhere else. Yeah, but I feel like you had to be like rich as fuck to do that. You think? Yeah. That was like the last heyday of Airbnb. Yeah, Airbnb sucks now. Yeah, it's terrible.

It's so expensive. And all I see is tweets about people saying that they have to do chores at their Airbnb. Yeah, and there's like hidden cameras everywhere and shit. Yeah, that should be the right of the owner to be able to jerk off to whoever stays in their house. Yeah, I did a... Last time I did an Airbnb was like

right after I graduated high school. And I went to Martha's Vineyard with some friends and it was like over a thousand dollars for like two nights not sweet no and you have to have an awesome house or else you're just like staying in someone else's dead skin well we were staying in someone's like guest house and they were home that's even worse yeah because you really can't whoop it up now the reason you get an Airbnb is to go whoop it up. Yeah. And if you're not allowed to fucking whoop it up in an Airbnb, it's a waste of the fucking trip. Now, yeah.

I remember when we were planning on me and my friends, we were going to try and go to Europe after we graduated high school and we had ended up, the plans ended up falling through. But the Airbnb, it was going to be like, it was like $60 a night for like four rooms. Damn. In Europe. Where in Europe? I think that was in Barcelona.

Barcelona? Yeah. Dude, it had to be. I feel like Barcelona has a crazy Airbnb economy or something like that. And I think locals are so pissed or like, or I don't know. I heard about this a while ago. I would just live in an Airbnb. Yeah.

Yeah. I think, but I think that they're saying it's like ruining Barcelona, that it's like becoming this Airbnb town instead of having any like local flavor. I don't know. Everything I've heard about Barcelona is it's the least Spanish city of all of all Spain. I didn't really have any interest in going. Why? What?

I want to go to Italy or Switzerland. Dude, I'm trying to go to Switzerland, too. Yeah, Switzerland's sick. I want to go see the Alps. Let's take the pod to the Alps, dude. You'll teach me how to ski. I'll teach you how to yodel yeah yeah i would love to go to uh to go to switzerland what what intrigues you about it just the fucking views the alps bro you're just trying to be in a fucking hot tub yeah i want to take one of those long ass train rides yeah mountains

a gondola perhaps no no not a gondola why what's wrong with a gondola gondola suck why what gondolas are fucking sick no they're scary how if it's closed in i don't like heights but it's the same thing as a ski lift don't you take ski lifts when you go ski or do you take the thing where you hold on yeah i do but i don't enjoy them really yeah it spooks you out a little bit i don't understand how uh even watching watching Top Gun made me a lot less scared of heights flying and everything. Because it's like, dude, they're fucking just like tumbling through the air. There's like people who are going way harder on heights than just like riding a slow and steady gondola. It's basically a fucking escalator.

Have you ever even heard of a gondola wire like snapping and fucking falling back to earth? No, I don't think the wire ever snaps. I think it's more the thing becomes. I don't I don't know. I guess I've only ever seen I've never seen I guess I've never heard of a gondola accident. I've heard of like chairlift accidents, but I think it's usually that's usually a manual problem. I'd be fucking shaking the gondola with it. I'd be rocking that bitch back and forth trying to tip it over.

I think it's usually like a kid is hanging off of it while the mom's holding on to him. It happens. It's happened before. I've seen so many videos of it and they have to bring out the net to catch the kid. Really? Yeah. That's fucking sick. The net doesn't do shit. Do they fall through

or do they just bounce off the fucking net? I think four people grab the corners of the net and they pull it as tight as they can and the mom is getting her like mom strength the fucking strength you get to save a child yeah that's what i don't understand because there's one video specifically that i'm thinking of and it's like the the mom is like holding on or maybe this is actually happening i think i might have witnessed this in person yeah and the mom's like holding on to the kid and she like isn't picking him back up and i'm like how do you not have like the like adrenaline rush to like just like find that strength and she doesn't love the kid yeah lift your child back onto the chairlift it's probably adopted dude she doesn't have the natural fucking strength to be

able to yank the kid up yeah like if there was like my child was hanging off of a chairlift i think i would find that strength and be like, all right, let's pull him back up. Yeah. Rip the fucking rip the shoulder joint, like rip the peck or whatever. I feel like or I remember that video of the dude going hang gliding and like he realizes that he's not like strapped in. So he literally just has to like dangle on and both of his shoulders ripped.

But if he had let go, he would have fallen to his death. just like tore the fuck out of both of his shoulders just to save his life it's a terrifying video but i mean it's all right because they obviously they put it out but like this mom has to just like fucking go all out sell out and save your fucking kid yeah find that strength i can't believe you witnessed that life yeah i think i did i don't remember i'm pretty sure it happened though where i when i was skiing when i was younger yeah there'll definitely be some fucking intrepid listener that's that'll be like here's the video you didn't fucking see well i mean they're obviously it's happened before so i'm sure there is videos of it happening but but then you're in the foreground of the video. Yeah, that would be awesome. Bitch, I was there. I'd love to dunk on someone.

Find that strength. Push yourself. Yeah. I just don't get it. How does that happen? The mom doesn't love their kid. That's obviously what it is. It has to be that.

If you actually love your kid. Yeah. From all the fucking accounts of parents, dude, who just tell you how fucking hard it is. Yeah. Dude, I was at a wedding this weekend and all the all like the new parents were being like you don't even know what you're gonna fucking get into one dude told me he's like you're so lazy right now where were you at it was like in north uh new york or like north uh or like lower new york i feel like you're never going to like cool places for weddings.

You're always just going to like random ass places. Central ass Pennsylvania. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It was, well, it was, it was a farm. It was sweet, but it was fucking, uh. You don't have any friends out in like LA or anything? No, not really.

Definitely not that are inviting me to the fucking weddings, dude. I just sat in my fucking apartment the whole time I was in LA, dude. I didn't do shit. Well, LA sucks. I didn't make any friends yet. Fucking sucks out there. Yeah. Probably no one's even getting married out there anymore anyway.

The fucking. No, no, no. The fucking thugs out there, man. It's all fucking thugs out in LA these days. They banned marriage. Did they? Yeah. Did they?

Yeah. Because I heard, what is it, like 92% of LA marriages end in divorce or something like that? Probably. Every single one of them? Yeah. It's just a ticking time bomb. You should be able to short someone's marriage. You should be able to buy stocks against their fucking marriage.

Yeah, bet on it. Yeah, that shit is fine. You should open that up on the sports book. David Silvana, how many months? Yeah, over under. Overse Club songs that we're getting out. That would rule. That would be fucking sick, dude.

We got to be able to bet on fucking, on more shit. They're trying to do more like reality shows at Barstool or like more like game show type of things, like the way that they did the most dangerous game show and Barstool vs. America and shit like that. Which comes out next week, right? I think it starts coming out. Game show type of things, like the way that they did the most dangerous game show and Barstool vs. America. Which comes out next week, right? I think it starts coming out.

There's just a trailer that's probably going to be dope as fuck. Yeah, it looks good. And I was in a meeting for it. And dude, I kept on pitching these shows that like, I want a show that's like, it's just like the people in the office that like date each other. Like, I feel like that would be an interesting ass show. Yeah. Just seeing behind their lens or a show where it's like everybody goes away to like the jersey

shore or something like that like a friend group like whoever like whoever's like a tight group of friends they go away like uh the way that jersey shore did it or like the way that like summerhouse that show on bravo does it where they're just it's a fuck fest dude yeah they should have some show like that and they're just like dude we can't do that this is gonna make sense like we absolutely just can't have the employees that would be like a nightmare to work with those people after what do you mean that would suck how i don't know dude i i was like i felt like it was weird i feel like doing a reality show only works it like or obviously the things that we're doing are working but i think it's like it's a lot easier as a contestant if you're with people you don't know oh to do a show like that where everybody's like yeah or whatever like you're never oh i'm never gonna see you again after this yeah so i don't mind fucking you over

shit like that yeah it was like hostile or i guess i can't even talk about that show but yeah but that was enough but like shows like that get like hostile and then it's like well i have to go back to work with this person but it would be like the juiciest possible content like if you're trying to just make fucking content like i guess it is people's lives at stake yeah but uh if you just wanted to make the juiciest content it's like the stuff that people care about the most yeah and it'd be great for like women followers. You know what I mean? Like,

like a lot of the shows on Bravo have like similar, like a similar through line of that, or it's just like a bunch of relationships with, with one another. I think it would, I think it would work if people could understand that we're filming a reality show and being like, Hey,

this is all for content. Like when this ends, no one gives a fuck. But I think almost everyone in the office, like for some reason can't comprehend that. Yeah. show and being like hey this is all for content like when this ends no one gives a fuck but i think almost everyone in the office like for some reason can't comprehend that yeah because once you get in the once you get under the lights like you just like start like this is real fucking life you start just acting like a fucking yeah your animal instincts take over what you did to me on barstool verse america i will never forget you bastard yeah. Yeah. I heard Joey and Pat are just an on-camera fucking friendship now after what happened.

Really? No. I don't know. Joey and Pat did something this weekend. Oh, the video that they did with Big T where they're like, if you're gay, you tell us now. The punishment won't be nearly as bad. That's funny as fuck. Yeah.

Have we ever had them on here? No. We should have them on here eventually. Yeah, they're very funny. With their funny asses, dude. It's just so funny, like, how Joey has, like, unlocked Pat. He was, like, a hidden character. Oh, yeah, 100%. And now, like, Pat used to be, like, fucking, like, talking about

the Celtics. Yeah. And now he's talking about like squeezing a condom out into his mouth like a go-gurt yeah he's just that's a whole new fucking outlook on life yeah it's incredible yeah they're definitely a good combo they went on pmt and i heard it was very funny it's just impressive that pat was able to just be like all right like yeah are we just talking about dude shit like i'll fucking talk about dude shit too and then i mean i get it he's probably didn't want to be the one gay dude in the office talk or yes there's more than one gay person but he didn't want to be like the gay content dude like doing what they're doing now by himself facts yeah people would look at him wait

what it's true it's probably easier when he has someone with him to make jokes and stuff yeah you can't be gay alone that's jerking off yeah yeah you need someone else to fucking be gay with dude you can't even tell people would were like dude i don't even think pat's gay because like they didn't see him like acting on it well it's like that was a theory for a long ass time a lot of topics like i don't know like like like i know call her daddy now is like a solo podcast but there's no way she would have done that podcast and started it by herself and just been like yeah i was sucking fucking this mlb player's asshole from upside down like you wouldn't like ladies this is the way to suck an ml she wouldn't have just started that like in her apartment by herself she needs

you need someone to build it off of or kind of like find your voice or like find your uh find your footing and she still doesn't she doesn't still doesn't, she doesn't even do it anymore. She doesn't even do shit like that anymore. What do you mean? She's like an interview now, interview podcast. She no longer sucks and fucks? No.

She's celibate now. Really? Yeah, she's in like a recovery program. Oh no, dude. She got the 12 steps. She's in there with Tiger Woods at the sex addiction clinic sitting in a circle.

Yeah. It's been 90 days since I last glucked. I actually heard that she's a virgin. That was a theory in here too, that it was like when you talk so much about something that like it can't possibly be how you're actually living that way. No. Like when you push the envelope so much. Yeah.

Coop's a verge, bro. Yeah, she is. Bad news, Coop. You've been exposed as a verge. As a verge. Big time verge. And I heard she's like a dedicated member of the Catholic church as well. Oh, yeah.

I knew people that were in her parish in Northeast Philly. Alex Cooper's not even her real name. She would get to church early as fuck. She was like a long ass Irish Catholic name. Marjorie Margaret Mary McClanahan four M's dude she was fucking in there

fucking praying that's the only time she was on her knees this bitch has been frauding the entire time she just has a great relationship with God yeah

call him our father who art in heaven dude he is the fucking he is the goat with a capital h fuck yeah she'll fucking rebrand is that shit no she won't yes she will dude she'll be catholic before she knows it if stern if stern fucking gave all all his shit up there you have not you have no choice but to go to the other side. What does he talk about now? I think like chastity and wokeness. He's like Taylor Lorenz.

I was listening to Stern. He's like, no one should joke about COVID. It's really serious. Yeah, I was listening to Stern. Nick was telling me to listen to this. I listened to like the 9-11 broadcast that he did, like went like actively during 9-11. It was hilarious?

No, it was fucking crazy. But they would would try let's get beetlejuice yeah they would try and like sprinkle jokes in here and there yeah yeah i mean uh that and then all of a sudden they're like we're under attack and he's like i want to peel the faces off of everyone in the middle east really shit like that yeah they like went from being like joking around to being like we need to bomb multiple countries and kill everyone there dude war will make people racist real fast very fast like he kept on being like this is what happens when you have spoiled children and the parents don't take care of them as in like they are our children and we're not punishing them. What the fuck?

Yeah. I don't think that's what was going on at all. I went down a deep 9-11 rabbit hole this week. Was it dope? I mean, and it's just crazy how fucked up like the whole Iraq war and everything was and like the torture and everything. Yeah, like the U.S. sucked.

Saudi Arabian dudes. Yeah. Like we were just fucking people over for no, like they killed so many more people, innocent than the night then we're killed 9-11 that's fucking based as fuck bro i mean it's yeah it was fucking crazy but uh yeah it is funny that like like so many more that we went brutally yeah yeah oh yeah torturing the fuck out of them it wasn't iraq and it wasn't afghanistan no no but it was was like, oh, they're Middle Eastern dudes. Like they got, they have powerful leaders. Well, I know.

I think it was. And let's get Bin Laden. Yeah, dude. And I read, I read something that 70% of America at the time thought that Saddam Hussein was like in charge of 9-11. It's crazy. It had nothing to do with 9-11. They were just like, we're going to go kill Saddam.

They just wanted to kill someone. Well, they wanted the oil. And now they're like, like now like since it's coming out or or that it came out that it was all like saudi dudes now people are like we can't do we can't have this like live golf tour or whatever oh yeah because like the saudi dudes did 9-11 or whatever like they're gonna fucking they're gonna fuck up the golf money now because we'll probably start some new war we never want to beef with the fucking saudis now they just want beef over golf we didn't want beef because they got the fucking sweet, sweet oil.

They'll be able to do whatever they fucking want, dude. Bomb us to hell, dude. We want the fucking sweet ass oil that they have. Yeah. And that's all I know about foreign policy. I've watched some good movies. I watched Vice. Have you ever seen Vice with Christian Bale?

It's the one where he plays Dick Cheney. Oh, yeah, that was dope. Yeah, I also It's the one where he plays Dick Cheney. Oh, yeah. That was dope. It was dope that Cheney's daughter was gay as fuck. Yeah. I didn't know that Cheney was basically the president. What do you mean? He was the most powerful vice president of all time. Yeah. Wasn't he in the game?

He was just in politics for so long. Yeah, but George Bush was basically not a great... I think he just wanted to like impress his father and become president and just he just wanted to paint yeah to kick back and paint yeah so then he had cheney as his vice president and then cheney was essentially the like he basically like made most of the calls yeah like he was like running shit at the white house he was killing the fuck out of people probably right oh like he like i think he

they there there's a scene when 9-11 is happening and they're like probably right oh like he like i think he they there there's a scene when 9-11 is happening and they're like in like this like this like bunker and there's like all these like rep like all these people around and cheney is like like in charge because the president's not there and he's like actively talking to his lawyer being like because he's like about to do some fuck shit like no like actually that's like what happened it's crazy and they're like why the fuck is he talking to his lawyer right now he's like i can definitely do this fuck shit right yeah he like said that any plane that comes over shoot them down i don't know it's a bunch of shit and then they were like he like i mean he was like basically i want to invade iraq i want to kill saddam hussein all that shit this is my fucking

chance yeah uh but then they like gay washed his image by having him, they're like, he's a good guy because his daughter's gay. And he didn't hate her. Yeah. But then they had his other daughter like turn against the gay one. And be like, because like his daughter was like running for like the Wyoming, whatever, representative something. Gay representative or something?

No, no, not the gay one oh got it got it and then they someone sent out a like their his her competitor sent out like a phone call being like to like every house in Wyoming being like did you know that uh the Cheneys have a gay daughter and like they were all super anti-gay marriage in Wyoming damn so then she went against gay marriage and then like her sister and then like they don't talk anymore yeah like what the fuck she was like yeah it's like a whole thing but apparently cheney told her to say she's against gay marriage oh so he's just a he he truly is a dick i think dude it was a little weird up to the name in the beginning it seems like he's a good guy dude i was cranking out some fucking uh some Showtime that Dick Cheney showed up in.

It's about like the first ladies. It's about all the first ladies. It's about like Michelle Obama and fucking Betty Ford and Eleanor Roosevelt. And they're just like rewriting history in the show to make it seem like the women made every single decision. Oh, yeah. And they're like making like Barack Obama seem like a bitch being like, Michelle, like come on. You just don't want me in politics.

You're just jealous. And it's like Viola Davis just like fucking girl bossing the fuck out of him. Just serving looks and make Franklin Delano Roosevelt look like such a bitch. Like he like wheels in and overhears his mom being like,

he'll never be president because he's in a wheelchair. He could never do that. And he's wheels in and overhears his mom being like, he'll never be president because he's in a wheelchair. Yeah. He could never do that. And he's like on the verge of tears. You can't rewrite history like that. Like people want to make

like women, like major characters in TV shows and absolutely rightfully so. But you can't like, like just, they weren't part of like a lot of parts of history

because like they weren't allowed to be. Yeah. And like you have to either be historically accurate to like that there was just a ton of dudes or like make a different story like you don't have to like have like mary todd lincoln being the one that fucking ends slavery or whatever like it's just just not how it went down yeah it makes sense fucking makes sense bro well yeah i mean it's true you can't just rewrite shit to change what the reality was or maybe i don't know quentin tarantino i guess kind of does that yeah but that's way different maybe these

people are just trying to be if it was like michelle obama was going around like murdering like that's a different story laura bush was the one who killed ben laden laura bush came in with the fucking sniper around the corner. Put two of them in Laden's skull. Yeah. Doof, doof. Yeah. And I watched, what else did I watch? I watched The Report. That one was really good. Super interesting.

It was with Adam Driver. And it's basically like he's in charge of, he's in charge of investigating why all of the tapes during the CIA enhanced interrogation method practicing were destroyed. Damn. the CIA enhanced interrogation method practicing were destroyed. It was basically because they were just like torturing the fuck out of dudes. They waterboarded

some dude like over 180 times and got nothing out of him. Not one thing. Everything he told them they either already knew or it was a lie so they would stop torturing him and they were just like this works like we need to keep doing this and they were like it's not working or the dude just had nothing like no that was the thing no that was the thing it was like they don't have anything

the dude is just like an honest like working man he just like busts his ass like owns like an electronic store they're just waterboarding the fuck out of him yeah and basically it was like two dudes who were like in shot who like brought the whole like like they gave him like all like the new interrogation methods and they were like because they were like i want to step up after 9-11 and like get in like win this war like shit like that like die hard americans and uh and then they end up like obama obama becomes president he puts a stop to that and then one of the dudes is like on the in the group of people that's in charge of like the drone strike

program with obama which then ended up killing a fuck ton of other people for no reason so it's like maybe just get this guy out of the fucking white house dude we're just killed we're going to be killing people dude we're going to kill people no matter what there's no president like you think there's ever been a president who just hasn't like killed a ton of dudes? No, no, no. And there probably never will be. Yeah, you just have to be. Or there's just always like conflicts.

People, we just have like soldiers in like Sudan right now. Or there's like conflicts in like Myanmar where it's like you're not supposed to go there or whatever. You just can't go to some of these random ass countries. We're just fucking killing people. There's just unrest, dude. There's just civil wars going on. Yeah'm about to get peace the funniest scenes in in in the vice movie though is when dick cheney's having a heart attack it happens like 10 times and he's like i believe i have to go to the hospital

that's like that's it he gets off stage and he's like sweating and he's like, I believe I should go to the hospital. From everything I hear, it seems like a lot of heart attacks are like, you can just muscle through them. Oh, probably not. But he seemed to. He almost died. Yeah, he was having heart attacks. No, like he was like, they were like, basically he was going to die. And then some dude.

Is that why his face was like, always like this? No, I think it's just what he like, basically he was going to die. And then some dude. Is that why his face was like always like this? No, I think it's just what he looked like. Oh, really? Yeah. He didn't have like a stroke or some shit? No. He didn't have like a dead arm? No, I don't think so.

Damn. He just had a fucking whack ass face. Dude, the fact that that's Christian Bale in that movie is fucking insane. I know. He's the fucking goat method actor. I mean, dude, he gained like 75 pounds. I didn't, I did not know it was Christian Bale in that movie is fucking insane. I know. He's the fucking goat method actor. I mean, dude, he gained like 75 pounds. I did not know it was Christian Bale. I heard he got older for the role. Probably, dude.

I don't think he's doing that anymore, right? Not getting older anymore, no. No, he's not gaining the weight and losing the weight. Why? It's too stressful on his body? They said that he will die if he does it again. Really? Yeah. That's hilarious. He got down to 120 pounds for

the uh machinist yeah which is fucked and then he did batman i think like six months later and was it was just massively jacked yeah but i feel like that's a dude who could just pound hgh yeah probably no there's no like negative repercussion for him to be able to just fucking get a ton of hgh in his body i mean hgh is bad is it well that's probably. There's no negative repercussion for him to be able to just fucking get a ton of HGH in his body. I mean, HGH is bad. Is it? Well, that's probably why he's going to die if he slims down. I think it's one of the bad steroids.

The machine is too. Yeah. It's like, fuck. I think HGH is the one where your heart explodes, right? Does it? Or you just have a light-ass heart attack? Maybe I'm thinking of a different one. Is that the one where just everything grows?

And then your heart gets super big? Yeah, it's just a human growth hormone is what it stands for but i'm not gonna pretend to know shit about it i might be thinking i might be wrong so don't don't quote me on that i'm gonna fucking quote you dude i'm about to tell my doctor i'm about to go get a checkup when was the last time you got a checkup a couple months ago yeah yeah everything simpatico brother yeah did i tell you about what happened with my doctor at the airport did we talk about this came down with a small dick no no no i so i was calling i had a flight to go to my sister's graduation oh it didn't come down with a small dick no okay i got

you i had a flight and uh i called my doctor on friday and I was like hey can I refill my Ativan Prescription and they were like yeah Sure Sassy's trying to get fucked up Yeah and so they fill it And they fill it on a Friday To the pharmacy like right below here And I was like oh okay How many did you get just three

Yeah a lot not a lot And uh Sounds like a pregame brother I know i know i was pissed about that but that's a whole nother story and uh because usually i get six and they drop me down to three which i was like what the fuck but um so i was like i'll go pick it up my flight wasn't till late on saturday so i was like i'll just go pick it up in the morning tomorrow pharmacy's closed on saturday which i didn't know damn so then i then I call my doctor, who isn't open on Saturday either.

So they like transfer me to like a third party doctor. The doctor on call? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, hey, is there any way I could transfer my prescription to a pharmacy that's open today? And they're like, um, I'll have to talk to someone about that, but I just want to let you know

that the callback time right now is like a couple hours So I was like oh okay whatever So I was like okay I just won't take my out of van Then I'll just go without it Which I ended up doing So I go to the airport And I'm sitting at the I'm sitting at like the bar

And I was eating lunch Probably getting shit faced too You don't have the out of van What are you going to flash over No no no i was eating lunch probably getting shit face too you don't have the out of van so yeah and uh what are you gonna fly over no no no to god no no no it actually ended up not it ended up getting worse because then i had like two beers and i had a little buzz going and then the flight got delayed like three hours and then i was like hung over on the plane before we even took off yeah you either have to go all the way yeah um so i get a call back while i'm at the bar and i was like oh fuck i was like i was like

i'm just gonna tell him like i can't get it because i'm right at the airport so i pick up and like the lady it's this like lady who's not my doctor don't know her answers the phone and she's like she's like hey so like like what are you doing so much that you need Ativan once a month? What? I was like, what? Was it the Ativan police? I don't know, dude. Like and then she's like, she's like, I was like, oh, well, I travel a lot for work, blah, blah, blah.

And she's like, so you need Ativan once a month for that? You're traveling that much? And I'm like, yeah. And then she's like, OK, look look i can't just write you a prescription for ativan i was like what the fuck is going on i was like i already have a prescription written bitch and second of all i'm not like i'm not sitting i'm not like on my hands and knees begging you to give me ativan you're not like scratching at her door yeah yeah like and then and then she's like she's like where she's like like why

she's like why don't you just ask your doctor to give you more at event and i was like i don't know what we haven't really had that conversation and then i was like i'm not even i was like i'm not even in my hometown i'm in new york right now shouldn't have said this and then she's like i'm not writing you a prescription in new york what i was like okay and the city that never sleeps yeah and then no way yeah i was like okay got it i don't even need the ad of van i'm already at the airport and then she just goes sure and then she hangs up what i would dude i was like fume i was like so Who was she? I was like, I'm about to like find this person's address and fucking murder them.

Who was she? I have no idea. No idea. How could she just police your fucking drug use? I don't know. I was like, look, the prescription's already filled. I was like, that's not the problem. The problem is I can't pick it up. She was acting like I was like clawing at the pharmacy door trying to get my

three Atavans. Calling everybody you pharmacy door trying to get my my three adevans calling everybody you know trying to like get them to wire you money so you can fucking pick up some more out of it it was a pretty basic thing i was like i need adivan or i my adivan prescription is filled i can't get it because the pharmacy's closed can you send it somewhere else and listen lady dude if you don't give me drugs dude it's way easier to just get drugs on the street it's way easier it's way faster it's so crazy that people think that uh or just that over the phone they're gonna determine who can or can't have drugs yeah yeah also it's like what if i was addicted like what is that gonna

what was that conversation gonna do yeah prescriptions filled right i'm gonna be able to access this at some point and i haven't even taken Ativan in like three months or something like that. I didn't even pick it up. It's still at the pharmacy. Is Ativan, I mean, do people have- It's a controlled substance. People have that like crazy dependency issues with Ativan? I don't know anybody that's fucked up off Ativan.

It's like, I think you would graduate to a Xanax. Yeah. It's like a lesser version of Xanax. Before you got addicted. So they're trying to like- But it is addictive. They're gatekeeping Xanax. Pretty much.

Gatekeeping shit is bullshit, dude. People have gone too far gatekeeping the good drugs. I think, actually, I think what makes it so addictive is that it's like people with like intense anxiety, like who are like constantly anxious take it. And then they're like, wow, I feel normal for the first time. And then they just like keep taking it. They want to feel normal? Yeah.

That's fucked up, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Greedy pigs. Yeah. Yeah. greedy pigs yeah yeah they really are i mean i get it like wanting to feel normal at all times yeah i like i love taking it when i'm flying because i'm like wow i have no worries in my head right now yeah it's dope or it's just uh and i'm dude i'm a i'm a rough flyer when i don't take it i can i so i've taken it like, or I have flown for the first time in like two years without taking it. Like the last like four flights I had, like when we went to.

Where the fuck were you going? Where were we going for neighborhood eats? Oh, Texas. I didn't take it then. That was a long flight. It was like a four hour flight. And that was the first time I didn't take it in. And you were chilling?

Years. And I was totally fine. Yeah. But it's still, dude, it's not the mid-flight. It's just the takeoff, dude. Because you're afraid that all the turbulence is going to send you rocketing back to Earth? Dude, I don't know.

I just have these dreams. It's fucked. I'm fucked up in the head, dude. You're fucked, dude. What? I have these dreams. You're fucking twisted, bro. What?

I have these dreams where I'm flying and I'm taking off. It's usually I'm not even in the plane. I'm watching from the runway. And the plane plane starts taking off and then the engines just stop and it just starts going back down and then it just explodes on the runway but you watch from the runway so you're yeah but there's been a lot there's been a lot where i'm in the plane as well which is more fun uh honestly for some reason the ones where i'm watching from the runway are way scarier because usually it's like someone that i'm watching from the runway are way scarier because usually it's like someone that i'm like that like like uh one of my family members or

something is on the plane and i'm like watching it take off you're seeing them off yeah damn dude well you know that that's just an allegory for something else that's going on in your life yeah your dream isn't about your dream you're not dreaming about airplanes no i think i'm just explaining about you you like your fear this is your comedy career going up right now. Yeah, there is some science behind it. You have to be careful talking about your dreams because people will DM you and explain them to you. I've already Googled it. I know it's just because I'm afraid of flying.

No, dude. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Well, then why is it your family on the plane, not you? I think you got molested. Yeah. I'm Then why is it your family on the plane? Not you. I think you got molested. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure you got. It's always your uncle Tom, right? Yeah. Your uncle Tom went between the ages of five and seven. Not a lot of memories, right? No. Yeah.

Yeah. Connected dots, brother. Yeah. Yeah. People get way too into that shit. Because it's true. It's what the. There was a period of time, too,

where a lot of them were like, I was in the plane, and the plane crashes into shark-infested waters. Those ones were rough. I think I caught myself shaving today, dude. Fuck, dude. Are you serious? Are we doing an ad?

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Yeah, definitely. Baseball is considerably more enjoyable. Or it's just a vibe, dude. Go out and catch a vibe. The vibes are, I mean, hockey might be a bigger step up. It's way more exciting to see hockey live. But the vibes of the baseball game

are fucking beautiful, dude. They're immaculate. Yeah, it's just like a setting for your day. It's a very summery thing to do it's just you eat hot dogs oh yeah it's a fun time non-alcoholic beers you fucking have a liquid death or some shit like that a fucking canned water that simulates the drinking experience $17 canned water and you feel like you're drinking. Yeah. You wind up having a fucking gang of them. You're hydrated as fuck. Oh, yeah.

The Celsius, dude. I'm about to. Actually, I'm not going to. But I want to. I want to. What are you having? A mezcal summer? I'm trying to.

I'm a G&T guy in the summertime. Gin and tonic, bro. One of five drinks that makes your breath smell better. Really? Yeah, dude. Are you off the beers? No. But at this wedding, I was heavy off the gins and tonics. Oh, better. Really? Yeah, dude. Are you off the beers? No, but at this wedding,

I was heavy off the gins and tonics. Oh, really? Whenever the summertime comes around, I just want to get, I just want to have some gin and tonic. You like gin? No, I hate it. It's like a disgusting grandpa drink. Yeah, I hate it.

Except for in the summertime. No, I hate it. When you're drinking outside at like a fucking wedding. It keeps you slim though. Oh, yeah, dude. Stops you from being such a fat fuck. Yeah, I'm cutting back big time.

You plan to cut back big time. No, I am. I didn't drink. I went up yesterday at the stand, dead sober. No. Not a single drink. Was throwing club sodas back like never before though because I didn't realize like I just have to have a drink in my hand the entire time. Yeah, you still have to drink the same amount of liquid

for some reason. Your body needs it. I was throwing back i had probably had like 10 club sodas in like 30 minutes yeah it sounds kind of dope dude it sounds just like you're hydrating and you're not being hung over it sounds like the benefit there's like a ton of benefits yeah yeah i felt way better yeah i just like i gotta stop drinking so much because it's getting out of control yeah yeah or i just feel like i drank i've drank for like the last 21 days straight i feel like yeah and i feel like that every 21 days yeah that's basically what happened to me last week i drank every single night yeah i'm not like drinking by myself but it's like like it always is like oh let's go grab a beer after work and then it's like next thing you know it's like

seven in the morning yeah it's hard for you guys i don't know how you do it's like, next thing you know, it's like seven in the morning. Yeah. It's hard for you guys. I don't know how you do it. Cause like, we don't really have up your ass. We don't really have weekdays. I feel like it's sort of all the same. Yeah, I know. So it's hard to, I don't have like, yeah, I'm like still doing the same things I do on the weekends that I do on the weekdays. Yeah. The fact that I often catch myself being like, Oh, it's the weekend.

I have to turn up. Like, no, that's really like the weekend is reserved for people who have actual jobs and like work hard and like earn good yeah they earn good I've earned nothing dude I came in late I just fucking did absolutely nothing throughout the day my fucking

tasks are easy as fuck like there's people toiling dude there's people who have to wear uncomfortable clothes all fucking day their neck's like fucking tight with shit. There's people who have to wear uncomfortable clothes all fucking day. Their neck's like fucking tight with shit all day. They have to talk to people that they don't want to talk to at all. Just fucking having forced bad conversations, logging paperwork. That's probably what your pharmacist was doing. They're like, oh, dude, I'm not about the fucking long paperwork for this dickhead to switch pharmacies.

It's a Saturday. I don't care. for this dickhead to switch pharmacies it's a Saturday I don't care I'm gonna pass him along to the meanest bitch that I could possibly find because fuck him for even trying to make me work on a Saturday people are working out here dude and I am not one of them

yeah no yeah it's true we really don't deserve the weekend my hands are soft yeah been counting money um I know you have dude getting up on the state at the stand yeah who was who'd you see that was funny over there you see anybody funny no last night i went up for like easy chance to like shout anybody out or like be nice no i didn't watch any of this any of the shows actually no one

funny over there i i was on a i I actually was, I had a show in Brooklyn on Saturday, which was very fun. Oh yeah, how did that shit go? It was very fun. It was awesome. Francis was there.

He opened and so did Colm Tyrell, friend of the pod. Dude, I'm going on his show later on this week, I think. I am as well. Oh, hell yeah.

I'm going with you. No. Yup. I'm not going anymore, bro. Colm texted me like a hundred times and was like,

yo, are you coming on Wednesday? Dude, we're all looking for a little bit more solo room. Yeah. Dude, I don't have to go if you want to go by yourself. I've already done it. Me and Owen are going to go. I've already fucking walked that road. I know, dude.

That's fucking bullshit, bro. I think he felt bad that he didn't invite me and he just kept on asking. He'd be like, yo, are you coming? You coming on Wednesday? You coming on Wednesday? With his fucking Irish-ass accent. Harry. Alright, come are you coming? You coming on Wednesday? You coming on Wednesday? With his fucking Irish ass accent. Harry.

Harry, come on. Harry, you're coming on Wednesday, you little fuck. How was the show though? It was great. It was fun. Did you have to pivot

your content at all while you were in Brooklyn? No. I actually, it was very fun. It felt really, I did like a very tight 30, I feel like.

How'd they respond to your homophobia? There was none. So you did have to change it. Yeah. Yeah, no jokes like that. So you changed it a lot. Yeah, I mean, I made one joke about my dad being gay, but that was basically it. And he's just gay for you.

And it killed, it killed. Yeah. Was it? Hell yeah, murdered. Hell yeah, dude. It was fun. It was a fun show. The crowd got a little

rowdy in the beginning again and i shut i was like i'm not doing this shit again and what do you mean again oh in dc it was i didn't i barely did jokes because the crowd was just yelling at me the entire time oh that's why you were calling me yeah they tried to do that and i was like i'm not calling anybody just let me do my fucking dog and pony show yeah you explain to them it's a fine art yeah well it's like i mean this is my art i'm working to get a set and then it's like i get there and they're like take your shirt off that's what that's what i got michael richards over the end yeah they're like call seinfeld yeah yeah it makes sense, dude. Get where he's coming from now. You're on the verge.

Yeah, it was fun. You held it back, though. That's dope, dude. I'm happy you had a good time in Brooklyn. Dude, Francis's video where he shot on the side of the road was fucking hilarious. Yeah, it was really funny. When he pans the camera over to the no one in front of him i fucking died laughing yeah he's a psychopath we need to get his psychopath ass in here i know i talked to anybody else had him in for a podcast

no yeah everybody's pussies and they are not realizing that no one is in charge dude the inmates are running the asylum so if we get a guy who got out of jail to fucking come back in jail dude nobody's gonna be mad yeah um dude i was talking about that video and i was like so did you just like like do the video and then just like dip and he's like no i stayed there for like over an hour and he was like he was like i was terrified because like the car behind him was like slamming on the horn and flashing the lights and shit. But if it wasn't actually emergency, the dude would have got out and been like, my fucking like kids died in there. The fuck out of the way. Apparently it wasn't even like a,

like there was like an exit right above too. So it was like, people were like causing problems. That would have been a, a very Francis thing to do to like try and do that. And then like an old lady dies behind him because he was like trying to take a stand. That would be perfectly on brand for him.

A fucking nanogenarian croaks in the fucking car. Yeah. They're just trying to get him to a hospital. He just sets up in front of an ambulance. No, no, no, no. He said he was like making eye contact with all the people next to him and they were like, good job.

I had once, I was going to the Cape on like Memorial Day weekend, I think. And we were just getting passed by all those people. And us and the car in front of us, it was a trucker. We all just started throwing all the shit in our car at the passing cars. Really? Yeah, we had like 40 McNuggets. Yeah.

Just napkins, straws. You can't do that in Massachusetts. And they always try and do it. And it becomes such a hazard. I don't think you're supposed to do it and it's like it's like it becomes like such a hazard like i don't think you're supposed to do it anyway no they in in there's some streets in boston where that third lane opens up for traffic like when it's like super busy but it's like a fucking nightmare because like the actual shoulder or like is it a usable third lane i feel like the shoulder is a

whole i don't know what the fucking i've never heard the term breakdown lane is it the shoulder or is it i don't know i've only heard the term breakdown lane huh it's the same thing i never heard the break some streets i'm pretty sure massachusetts where it opens up like during certain hours down anymore yeah i don't think we need a breakdown lane well anyway i remember like the first time i saw that happen and i remember like about to be like merging off the highway and all of a sudden just cars are just whizzing by you. I didn't even know there was a car. I'm surprised more people don't fucking die when that happens.

I think people do die a lot, dude. I think that quarterback, Jim Boeheim, that coach killed somebody. I think it does happen. And then he got a standing O two nights later. Yeah, because of what he had to go through. Dude, murdering is a trying ordeal, dude. It was probably stressful as fuck for him to murder in cold blood like that. Dude, that's another.

Baldwin had to fuck his way through it. Yeah, he did. Dude, another thing from that, the Dick Cheney thing. He like shot some dude. Yeah, hunting. Hunting. And he said he thought it was a deer and they were in like an open field hunting birds. Just shot a dude in the face.

Yeah, in the face face with a shotgun. And then he didn't apologize ever. And that dude apologized to him. My face was there, Dick. Yeah, he apologized. He got a shotgun to the face and lived to tell the tale. I think it's like bird shot. So it's like a light buck shot.

It's like not. It's just supposed to take the bird down. I don't know what it was like in real life, but obviously the movie is supposed to be kind of funny too. But they're literally just shooting birds and then he just turns and just shoots the guy right in the head. And they're like, come on, dick! The fact that you could just withstand that. Yeah. But yeah, dude, he's like, I thought it was a deer.

It is savage to survive a shotgun to the face. Yeah. I wouldn't apologize to anybody, but like that is fucking sweet. You would look like fucking. I didn't even know you could run for president if you had like charges too. He had like two DUIs. Oh yeah, dude. Everybody has DUIs.

Chill, bro. Well, that makes one of us. And I plan to run for president, bro. I got a couple more in me before I go for office, dude. I'm going to start a school board and I'm going to work my way up, dude. Fuck yeah. I'm going to fix the schools. Now I'm going to get up to the infrastructure.

I'm going to fix the roads. And then I'm going to curry fucking public favor, start a big ass nonprofit, go into venture capital, make enough money where I can go back to my political roots, fucking run for mayor, run for governor, and then run for press, press dude i'm thinking four duis in by that point yeah it's important to have a steady schedule yeah or if you don't have goals no yeah and you never know what you're gonna live well you're gonna fall short of yeah tonight we're doing duis first one to get a dui wins when was the rebrand remember it was DWI for a bit

there's still a lot like there's like OUI BUI what's OUI operating under influence I think that's for like boats for chairlifts forklifts maybe yeah I got like an hour conversation about how easy it would be to get a boating

DUI how less cool that is yeah you to get a boating DUI. Oh yeah. How less cool that is. Yeah. You can get a bunch of kids in my high school got like in a fuck ton of trouble because they got like all pulled over when they were like hammered on a boat. Dude, everybody who's driving boats is drunk. Dude, you know, they, you know, the Coast Guard can just board your boat at any time they want with no, like with nothing.

Really? At any time. Really? They can just nothing really at any time really they can just walk on the boat that's kind of sick i remember when i was younger we were on some kid's boat and we got pulled over because there's a bunch of kids on the boat and they were like uh how many life jackets you have to have a you have to have one life jacket for every person that's like the rule and we had one life jacket and the kid just kept on pulling the same life jacket out and putting it back in. This one.

One. This one. And they totally fell for it. Really? Yeah. They're like, all right, thanks guys. That's a fucking smooth move. It's scary though, dude, being out there and all of a sudden you see like the boats coming

from multiple different, it feels like the Somalian pirates, dude. Yeah. It's fucked. It is cool though that, or that's just definitely a rule that was made like when things were way different yeah that's like a rule from the 1700s when everybody was just on boats and like yeah the coast guard had to protect against like smuggling and shit it's like old gun rules just like rules that were made when you were to like load a rifle for like 90 seconds before you could shoot it or some shit like that yeah they weren't planning for people to just be like whipping around on a fucking like cigarette

boat. Yeah. Just like fucking getting shit face on a 30 rack. No. Yeah. You're right. Every single person. They're all drunk.

Wasted. That's the only point to get. That's like the best part about going on a boat. That's why you go on a boat. Imagine just going sober, being sick. I haven't been on a boat in years. I would love to. Do you love boats?

Kind of. I don't. I don't love them as much as some people love them my wife loves boats she's always just trying to get girls love but why do girls love boats so much dude i don't know but they do they're obsessed with boats they're always just trying to get on a boat take a picture of themselves on a fucking boat yeah i don't know i i honestly like just going to the beach more. Yeah. Yeah. I never was even on boats till I was fucking in a relationship. Yeah.

I fucking wasn't even, I didn't even wind up on boats. One of my buddies from home had a boat and we used to go on that. We'd go fishing a lot, which was really fun. I do not fuck with ferries. I'm not trying to take a ferry.

I don't mind ferries. They're pretty, like they're not bad at all. I mind them. Why? I don't like them. What is going on? It's like, New York is bumping, brother.

Dude, people, like, shouldn't have speakers that loud. That should be illegal. Yeah, they should. They should have suppressors. You are old. You have nowhere to go, dude. The whole fucking building is shaking. You're going to have to have a reverse Howard Stern.

It's like, that can't even be enjoyable. Oh, it's definitely not. You see those people driving by and their whole car is like vibrating. It's just. Maybe they're deaf folks. You can't hear any words from the song. It's like when deaf people go to a concert and they just want to like stand by the speaker to like feel the vibration of the music. I haven't been to a concert in years either.

You haven't? I've only been to like two concerts in my lifetime. You should have hit the fucking Loomies. I know. I can't believe you ran back the show, Owen. I know, it ruled. So I went Friday night with some friends and then a couple of them went out after and were fucked up and just bought

tickets to run it back. And then we weren't gonna. More people got tickets, did it. It was great. I might do that more often. I like doing both shows. Yeah, that's fun. How far away was that from your home? 20 minutes. Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah. Forest Hills is awesome. Yeah, that's. I don't know anything about it. It's like my favorite venue. Old like tennis stadium in Queens. But it's all like Tudors. It's like an old English feeling neighborhood.

It's cool. Yeah. They bring out Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe came out. Are you serious? bring out Phoebe Bridgers Phoebe came out Bon Jovi are you serious no Phoebe Bridgers

was there a few weeks ago yeah but yeah but I heard that like she brought out the Lumineers or something like that oh really

yeah I heard the Lumineers were there at her concert something like that shout out to Phoebe Bridgers pretty crazy that those people can do

they do like Brooklyn, Queens Manhattan what's crazy about it? That they do three different shows that can tell them all out? Yeah, yeah. Are you equating yourself to the Lumineers?

No, but it's just like wild. Like I feel like they could just do like that would really be exhausting. More than one borough? I mean, do you think the Lumineers could do MSG? Could I have done that? You probably could have done it too. Do you think the Lumineers could do MSG?

Yeah. Yeah, they do. They do? Yeah. I feel like anybody can do MSG these days. Pop punk will probably be- No. This was a big debate in our apartment.

A huge debate about this. About what? Whether pop punk could do MSG? No, about when Dave came on our podcast. He was fucking cheating. When Dave came on our podcast and said that he could sell out MSG. And we were saying, not even a chance. Why chance why not dude there's like five comedians i was more in more in the middle closer to harry dude don't act like that now because we're talking

about it on the podcast you were 100 on my side i was 100 on his side yeah yeah and this isn't a shot at dave it is a little bit but it is he just, he doesn't have that kind of show. No. He doesn't have a live show, but I think that people could buy tickets out of curiosity and there's definitely like 20,000. That's like a thousand tickets. But that's, there's definitely 20,000,

like there's definitely a fucking like, I don't know how many bars. I think you'd have a better chance. How many students do you think are in the greater Met? I think you'd have a better chance of selling out a garden. Yeah, you'd have a better chance of selling out the garden the greater met i think you'd have a better selling out yeah you have a better chance selling out the garden than he would msg garden is madison square garden you're going to garden the garden i was calling it td garden you said the garden the garden oh i meant td garden yeah it's not fucking the garden bro it's a garden but not the garden we looked it up there's like five comedians ever or maybe like ten who have ever sold out MSG.

Well, fucking you underestimate the power of Saturdays are for the boys, brother. And no offense to Dave, but all the people that have done it are legitimately A-list celebrities. Like household names. It would be humbling if he tried to do that and not a lot of people showed up.

Trying to sell tickets for sure. They bumped him down to the Hulu theater. Yeah, that would be fun. You could sell at the Hulu Theater, probably. Maybe Radio City. I mean, people are at Radio City. It's hard to not do live stuff and then just assume you can sell at one of the biggest venues for comedy in the world. Even Radio City is a massive venue now that I'm thinking about it.

Radio City is like 7,000, I think. And it feels so fucking big, dude. It's just deep ass. And he'd just go up there and be like, well, I don't know. Yeah, you know, you can't just go. Big catch fat. Yeah. What are you going to do on stage for an hour with nothing prepared in front of

20,000 people? It would be hilarious. He would just bring out Smitty and Nate and be like, you fucking idiots. Yeah. The crowd would go crazy. Dukes, on the other hand was like oh 100 100 but he could sell it out in minutes dude i think he'd have to add shows you have to do a matinee yeah three shows on thursday three shows on friday dude let's talk about... Allbirds. Allbirds. Shout out to Allbirds, dude.

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It's fucking incredible, dude. It's my number one airplane shoe. It's my number one shoe for fucking taking off my... It's just like two Adavans on your feet. It is the benzo of shoe footwear. All birds. Dude, I was in the Delta Lounge coming back from Chicago, and there was someone who took off their shoes and socks in the Delta Lounge, dude.

That's disgusting. You can take off your shoes on a very long flight. If you're going over an ocean, fine. Take off your shoes. Get comfortable. If it's an overnight or red-eye flight, sure. You want to sleep. You feel like you can't sleep with something constricting your feet.

You're in the fucking Delta Lounge, dude. They should be firing squatted, dude. They should be waterboarded 180 times consecutively for doing shit like that. That's disgusting. That shit's fucking nasty, dude. I'm trying to eat some fucking watered down hummus and a fucking repurposed little

chicken salad or whatever. I'm trying to fucking enjoy my Michelob Ultra without having to look at your fucking feet in the Delta Lounge, dude. Yeah, it's really gross. I don't get the socks. Why would you have to take the socks off? Why are you taking your socks off?

And there was like a little alcove there next to the printer, dude. Imagine if you had to print something out and you're fucking smelling someone's stinky ass feet, dude. Yeah, it's disgusting. My feet don't stink, though. They sweat, but they don't stink. Mine don't smell at all. Really?

No. It's fucking sick. I feel like people go through waves of their feet st They sweat, but they don't stink. Mine don't smell at all. Really? No. It's fucking sick. I feel like people go through waves of their feet stinking. Well, I do feet stink. It's got to be some kind of bacteria. It's got to be some sort of genetic thing. But I feel like I've had, even like Mike used to have stinky ass feet for a while. He used to have to leave his shoes outside.

He probably still does. No, I don't think he does as much anymore. I'm a stinky footer. Are you? You got stinky feet? I run through sneakers. Dude, dude. Really?

Even the ALDs? How many pairs of ALDs are you on? The 550s? Three. Holy fuck, dude. They get stinky, man. You're just ripping through them? Yeah.

That's how the vintage is supposed to work, though. They get stinky faster. The ALDs, dude. The acid washed or whatever. Are these new? They don't smell like someone's asshole. They must be new. They must be. Yeah, they must have

rotated them out. Shout out to the tech department. Yeah, fuck yeah. Whatever happened to studios? They told us we were going to... Yeah, that's... I don't know. I guess it's just not happening. Somehow we're in the... Everyone's getting their own studio. Boards would be nice. Oh yeah.

That would be sick if we got boards. What are we going over a year of this podcast? They're coming though. They'll be here soon. They'll be here. Yeah.

Yeah. Boards. And that's going to change. Loud Sean's just got him at his house right now. He's eating dinner off. Yeah.

He's using them as TV trays. I'm going to do a quick plug shamelessly i'm gonna be in philly st louis providence atlanta this summer um i'll have the links in my bio on instagram and twitter that's not helpful dude what dates well you'll be able to see on the link but i'll be in philly uh the 19th and 20th of july are uh are we all gonna come to that one sure am i am i allowed to come that's that's midweek right yeah yeah let me come to that maybe sprinkle a little boy dad into it yeah maybe i'll come bump mics with roan at the end that'll be so fucking sick yeah we'll figure something out should we plan some fucking little pick and roll action bro should we plan some fucking bits dude we could shoot that

sketch you and ron can do it yeah perhaps i don't know i don't want to plan too much ahead what's the sketch we sew your asshole shut yeah you yeah so you explode yeah that would be fucking hilarious bro um but yeah all right i'm so sorry dude i didn't mean to stress you out did that just stress you no a little bit go back read your read your little dates no i already read them it's fine okay um i asked i texted oh and i said can i can i help you guys shoot sketches dude i know yeah i know yeah you. I want to help shoot stuff. I enjoy shooting the Tommy stuff. Yeah, I want to start editing more stuff. Dude, those are incredible.

I admittedly just like binge most of them now. I'd seen the first couple. And then when the party one came out, I watched the rest. They're doing some serious numbies too. At the party day, good numbies. It was over 100K, right? Yeah. It came together well.

But it has its own like very unique style, which I think is awesome. Yeah, it would be fun to shoot more stuff. I need to work on, I need to learn how to actually use a fucking real camera, though, instead of the rinky-dink Disney World camera that I used to make that shit. Yeah, you should. I mean, I don't think it's that hard. Yeah, it can't be. With the fucking idiots we have in here fucking working cameras.

Unless you're, like, doing, like, doing like what like Obes does or something, I think you'd be pretty fun. I would try to do the shit that he's doing. I'd be like, yeah. He's a wizard. You could learn how to be as good as everyone here in like two weeks

and then you go on the trip with the mics and you're like, oh, wow. Yeah, they're fucking, they're nice with it. They're doing some crazy shit. Yeah, they're zooming. Did they appreciate your doing some crazy shit. They're zooming. Did they appreciate your guys' B-roll

or did they not like it? Really? Are you serious? Yeah. They didn't use any of them? That's funny as fuck, dude. What B-roll snobs. And I got fucking sniped by Brianna Chicken

for IWOL shooting that. What happened? She just took a picture of me across the street in the city, like holding a camera to my face. And then that was it. She didn't say hi. I just got called a creep. When we were shooting what? They had to go shoot B-roll.

Oh, when you went around the city? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun, though. Damn, she dunked on you? Yeah, she dunked. That's fuck. But I was with her at the Lumineer Saturday. No way.

What's that show they cover? I don't know. She was like kind of near us. You saw her. Yeah. I didn't go with her. You should have taken a picture of her. Put her ass on blast. Yeah, you should have. Join a fucking concert, dude. It must be nice. A concert you're at must be nice and something.

Bring her up on stage. No, but it was wild. She did a guest DJ set. Her and Shaq were singing hey ho. As the headlining band was coming on stage, there were still little girls coming up freaking out about her, which is wild. It's crazy. Because the Lumineers are here too. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah. I think a lot of people find they have more of a like personal connection to like internet people than they do the actual lumineers that's fair yeah some somebody they watch on tiktok someone they've seen cry yeah i've never seen the lumineers cry hell no how do you not cry when you're singing hey ho i was standing on the now. I know where that is, dude. I know where Bowery is, dude. It hits way different in New York, dude. Oh, dude. Ho Hey hits way different.

I haven't been there. You go to Chinatown and you just rib your buddy a little bit. Yeah, dude. Like, yes, dude. Fucking yes. If I was going to go to a concert again, I'd want to be out in the nosebleeds. Why? I don't like being in front and being in that crowded space bumping into people. I do not like being

in the pit. I'll be in the back of the pit. I used to go with all my friends to this festival, Levitate Music Festival in Massachusetts. It's pretty big, but they would always be nudging people to get to the front and stuff. I'd be like, dude, I feel like a dick. That's a girl behavior to

go to the front of a concert. It's like an asshole move. It's also like these people got here early and now we're just shoving them out of the way. I didn't know. That's a girl behavior to go to an asshole move. It's also like they're, these people got here early and now we're just like shoving them out of the way. I didn't know how much of a girl behavior that was. When he comes out to sing like slower songs,

like moms sprint like individually to get as close as they can to him. Yeah. All these like middle-aged drunk moms are better. Hoping that like, yeah.

Yeah. Also it was like, it was like some of the bands I was a big fan of. So I'd be like, oh, it'd be cool to be up front. But it like a lot of them i was like i don't really know them and these people here are like dying to see these guys they know every mile in the front yeah and i'm just drunker than everyone i think i was like sober too which was the worst part

because i was like 16 being sober front row at a concert's tough oh you were 16 so you already knew you were more talented then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll fucking be there someday. I just want to see the view from up close. Check out my office before I moved in. I think like Ziggy Marley was there and it was like this one dude was like behind me

and he was having like the best time of his entire life. And I was like, this guy should be in front of me, man. He deserves it yeah hey man sit on my shoulders yeah yeah climb up man you deserve this shit you fucking love the game yeah it is uh it's a tough move to get to the front i want to be in the back where i have enough room to like fucking jam out and dance yeah that's maybe put the bottle on the ground and spin it whoever it points to you do the dance move oh fuck yeah you've never done that no what dude you could tell i was just at a wedding yeah it sounds like it get the fucking tablecloth play jump rope with

you're definitely a fucking problem at weddings oh my god i'm a fucking menus do they kick you out i'm a menace no they were dude adults get fucked up at weddings yeah the more the older wedding and the older i've gotten the more exotic the fucking drugs have gotten at every wedding really like you start off boozing and then people will start fucking pulling out cocaine and stuff like that at this wedding they're like this is a chocolate that has mdma and mushrooms in it jesus christ you do it everybody's on it no i was like was like... You definitely did it. No, I did not, unfortunately. Damn. I deferred from doing it.

KB took some MDMA chocolates and he said the city was just red for the day. That's crazy. I always want manageable drug experiences. I'd always rather just be like, this is fucking... This is enhancing my life rather than being like, I'm high as fuck

right now yeah yeah now that sounds miserable like my tummy hurts and i need to land lie down yeah like that shit does not sound sweet no and that's what happens to me when when i'll take too much too much drugs like being at a concert and be like i need to go home it's like a terrible feeling because like a you want to get out of where you are. And then it's like, I've wasted my, my like ticket to this, all the anticipation I had. And now I'm not having any fucking fun while everybody else is still literally having the time of their life.

I went to a chicken fry is like fucking sending money on fire. And I'm at home crying. Yeah. I went to a, I went to a slightly stupid concert. Um, after I graduated high school in maine because my buddy moved to maine and i was like super drunk pulling up and i got there and

like the show hadn't even started yet and he like lit a joint i just like grabbed the joint from him and like took like five big hits and i never smoke weed and i literally had to go back to like the grass with all like the fucking couples who were like having like picnics back there. And I had to go and just lay on the ground. There's like families, people like blowing bubbles and you're on all fours. I had to go and just like lay there with my eyes closed for the rest of the show before the show even started. Laying on the grass as like the world spins around you. It was a fucking nightmare, dude.

I think that a lot of people have probably had that experience to the T like not only like the fact that they're spinning and like going back to the grass, but it was probably always a slightly stupid concert too. I think that should happen to me coming out of high school and slightly stupid, slightly stupid might be like 80 years old and everyone has just always had that exact experience. I remember one of my buddies was, he was so mad at me because he was like why did you just do that he's like why is it you don't smoke weed he's like what would make you think that was a good idea and i was like yeah i don't know dude well you're at a concert getting fucked up it's like what yeah but like every time i smoke weed it's like that reaction

and he was like that was just like so stupid of you i thought it was like i thought it looked so sick too i was like i'll pass that shit over here yeah just taking the biggest hits ever yeah when people try and take a big hit when they get out of their comfort zone let me get that yeah

just try and fucking crush it shit is not sweet Yak Idol this week yeah that'll be fun it's just gonna be dope as fuck it's gonna be interesting I wonder

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I was watching a movie called Patton. Sounds familiar. Patton. Paddington? Patton. Yeah, Paddington Bear. Yeah. It's about this. No, it's about Patton. It Sounds familiar Patton Paddington Patton Yeah Patton Paddington Bear Yeah

It's about this No it's about Patton It's about this general Oh nice Named George Patton dude I didn't realize that Fucking woke culture Was going back to like

The fucking 40s Oh yeah His whole thing That he was like Getting in trouble for Was like people would have PTSD And uh

At war And he'd be like You're a yellow belly coward. Get back on that fucking battlefield. Yeah. I was like, yes. Yeah. We need to go back to that.

Yeah. And people, but like he got like roasted for it. Cause he like a soldier was like, like shaking, like having like some kind of whatever the fuck they call it. Shell shock from just like hearing gunshots, being around, seeing everybody die around him. And he just walked into the infirmary and slapped the shit out of the dude, being like, I can't have you in bed.

That's crazy. That's a real man who had been wounded. Yeah. And then they made him go in front of the whole army and apologize, dude. That's that woke shit, dude. That's crazy. He had to apologize.

He note-stapped the whole fucking army, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. Patton had to apologize. Well, that's different. I mean, he apologized for being a pussy, right? No, he apologized forstapped the whole fucking army, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. Patton had to apologize. Well, that's different. I mean, he apologized for being a pussy, right? No, he apologized for slapping the pussy. Oh, really? Yeah, he had to apologize for fucking abusing the guy.

They were like taking him off of his post. That's crazy. Yeah, I thought that men were men back then. Apparently, men were pussies then, too. Yeah, yeah. I thought that that was a new problem that we were going through right now. The pussification of America has been dating back to the fucking yeah the mid-20th century speaking of like the woke shit i was listening to joe rogan uh like yesterday and today i was listening to the soda episode

and then i was listening to the joe list episode i forget i think it was on the joe list episode he like joe list is talking about how um how he was listening to some podcast and this dude was talking about how like it's like privileged for white men to make self-deprecating jokes something like dumb like that like in joe's like it was stupid and then joe rogan's like he's like that's just the first of it he's like in a couple years it's gonna be it's gonna be white man can't talk and then you know it's gonna be like and after that then suddenly white man can't jump no no it was like he was like and then it's like and then it's white man can't talk. And then, you know, it's going to be like, and after that, then suddenly white man can't jump. No, no. It was like,

it was like, and then it's like, and then it's white man can't leave their houses. And Joe was just laughing. He's like, I'm not joking. And I was like, fuck dude.

I'm like, fuck, is this true? No, I was just like, that's fucking insane. Yeah. For him to say that.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a preposterous take. An insane take. Next thing you know, it's going to be white straight man can't leave their homes. Suddenly we can't be billionaires anymore. Cause it's cause, cause, cause so many people weren man can't leave their homes. Suddenly we can't be billionaires anymore.

Yeah, because so many people weren't allowed to leave their homes for so long. So now white men can't. Suddenly we're not allowed to get massages from 12-year-old girls anymore. On our private islands anymore. But yeah. No, they're both very good episodes. That was just that one thing stuck out to me and I was like laughing. I was like, dude, that's fucking insane.

It is a- Most of the shit that they were saying was like, get like joe rogan has like like he's got all these like stereotypes and stuff but that one i was like dude that is fucking insane well also like uh white straight man can't leave their homes like the pendulum has swung back like it was like in for for a while there was like this apologist period but it's like no dude you're you're joe rogan and you're winning more than anybody right now. Yeah, yeah. You're the biggest mouthpiece for white dudes of all time.

I also heard this statistic that it was like 88% of America is not on Twitter and then 90% of people on Twitter don't tweet. That's hilarious. don't tweet that's hilarious so it's like this like this like majority like this group of people that everyone is like oh they're gonna ruin the world like they're so woke all this shit it's like it's like no one like these people don't exist in real life i know have you ever had a conversation in real life with someone who's saying shit like i think straight white men shouldn't be allowed to leave their house it's like no it's some random like 16 year old on like tiktok who's like trying to snap yeah yeah like they're trying to like go off it's like this shit doesn't actually exist in real life i know it is uh it is absolutely preposterous it's

insane but when uh like and and it really got amplified and people could kind of realize that this is like a viable path to go down to make your online personality when we were all inside yeah when we were all online like still and there are some people who like love that time and for who long for that time and want to hold on to all the trappings of like what made that time like define themselves but like dude everybody else went back outside dude a lot of people went back outside and at least are living their lives and people are probably still checking twitter but like yeah i mean dude people are just over amplification it's just terrible right like it's like i mean it's just like people are they you log on to twitter and you see people that's saying like

legitimately like the dumbest things you've ever seen in your life that looks like a bunch of people agree with but it's like no one in the real world yeah people saying crazy shit like the celtics could have won a fucking final it's like what are these people talking about dude i saw like uh like you know brandon mordell yes he did he posted this like clip from his comedy central like i don't know what it was there's a bunch of comedians that did this like like you know how they always do like those mini specials with like a bunch of comedians yeah um and his joke he made a joke about like straight white dudes who wear nail polish to get she slash they pussy and calling them like predators. And it was like it was so clearly sarcastic.

And it's a joke. Like, obviously, he's not. These people aren't actually predators. Like, that's the fucking joke. And it's like the comments were insane, dude. I mean, I can't even imagine what you have how you could pick that apart but people just they're just like they're like they're like it's just people being like all stand-up comedians need to die and it's like what like

what would make you like genuinely believe like you like have you ever been to a comp like you just don't enjoy laughing yeah like it's crazy it's just a fucking insane thing to it is a preposterous thing to say and it's like the thing is they don't even think that they just like say shit because they're like this sounds like the right thing to say right or this will get dumb up votes yeah yeah people will fucking really react to this shit yeah i don't know to it i'm like kind of stepping back from twitter it's just it's so bad yeah i haven't really tweeted much in the last couple weeks yeah i do some shit on Reddit now, like, all the, like, religiously. And I just look at, like, the top popular page, and I look at, like, videos of, like, bears fighting squirrels and shit.

That's, like, the best form of social. It's the best way to. Yeah. Trying to learn shit's way fucking sweet. Dude, I learned something. Rather than seeing, like, these people with legitimately the worst opinions of all time. And, or just, like like being rewarded for having bad opinions yeah not that there's not bad opinions on reddit but uh oh there's definitely bad opinions on

reddit too but it's like i don't know any like i don't like they don't have profile pictures they're all fucking robots dude i learned some crazy shit uh that fucking uh i was learned i was listening to this podcast about like soft power and it was talking about the saudi arabian shit and how uh they were uh using this golf tournament as a way to like sports watch their image where it's like it was like soft power where it's like, oh, you don't think of Saudi Arabia for their human rights violations. You think about Saudi Arabia because they're thrown on like a golf tournament. They're like another example of a country that did this. They said that the reason that there's so much Thai food in America is that 30 years ago that Thailand was like, we want to fucking change our image. We're just going to put pad Thai on every fucking corner of the United States. And it was just like a directive by their government where they're like, we're going to fucking have Thai food everywhere. Like nobody's going to fucking hate us.

Yeah. Like Thailand, you'd probably think of Thailand as one of the biggest couple countries in Asia. And there's countries that you never are thinking about Indonesian food. Yeah, that's fascinating. There is a disproportionate amount of Thai restaurants. There's Thai food everywhere. So much Thai food in New York. Because people are just crushing drunken noodles.

Yeah, I mean, it's unreal. Yeah, they could do anything. Pad Thai is my favorite meal by a mile. It's so good. And they're literally intentionally putting their slop fast food on our corners so we're like dude we gotta go to fucking thailand yeah it's on we gotta go fuck a lady boy dude this spicy basil rice is incredible it's really good it's genius that they did that yeah that's smart i never i didn't i never heard of that or you just would never think of like why is this cuisine like super prevalent

like it makes sense that chinese food is everywhere because like there's fucking two billion chinese people so that's like a proportionate amount of chinese food yeah but no yeah there is and i didn't even think my uh absurd amount of time there's thai food everywhere it's like there's not even that many i had a thai restaurant in my town growing up and it was frankly thai it was a big fat italian guy frank and his thai wife i had only had thai food once ever before i came to new york and now i have it like at least once a week dude all cultural food like there's nothing spooky about any cultural food because the cultural food that's making it to america to be mass produced is delicious like once you start eating indian food you don't stop eating Indian food.

It becomes a problem though, where it's like, I'm, I'm, I, you're bad with it. He like only eats. I don't eat.

I only eat foreign food. And then I'm like, I'm like, I haven't had like a fucking sandwich in like a year. You haven't had American food. Oh, fucking Jesus. God.

Is that a ghost bro? I think that was a fucking ghost, dude. You kicked the wire. Because I haven't moved. I haven't moved in a full hour. And that shit just fucking happened. That was a ladyboy ghost. Yeah, probably.

I fucking, yeah, dude. I haven't had like a, just like a BLT. Yeah. Like a turkey sandwich. Like bowls of tikka masala delivered at 11 p.m yeah they're so fucking good well you are in the right place to like have wildly different food yeah like easy i need to get more into ethiopian food i saw like there's like uighur mus uh uighur restaurants like of like uighur food i didn't even i don't even know what uighur food is no chicken tikka

masala is so fucking good but it's so bad dude i'm more of a korma guy bro you don't fuck with chicken korma i've never had it i don't think i like korma better than i just like the masala with the non yeah anything you could just have a vehicle of carbs to eat yeah the rest of the food is good well the the i dude it's i looked it up and it was like i was like it's chicken tikka as i was eating it when we were at our old apartment house kitchen i was eating it when we were at our old apartment in Hell's Kitchen. I was eating it nightly. Because you think it's healthy. Because I was like, oh, it's just chicken. Grilled chicken with a sauce.

Yeah, it's just grilled chicken. Little do you know that sauce is butter and milk. Anything that's not bar food is good for me. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I looked it up and I was like, is chicken tikka masala good for you? And it was just like, no. It is bad for you. Don't bother asking any more questions. It's straight butter. Yeah, it's just buttery.

I mean, like, they... And I would be like like i would eat the grilled chicken and then i would dip the naan in the sauce and then i would pour the rice into the sauce and eat that i was eating all the sauce you figure it was like it had to have been like 8 000 calories yeah it's probably multiple sticks of butter and the heaviest fattiest cream yeah because it's a thick creamy sauce like this shit is not thin no and it And it's so fucking thin. But dude, there's also like, Indian food menus

go so deep. Like, you could order like the most random, like fucking the longest name on the menu and it'll be like

some kind of like ginger tomato spiced chicken that'll fuck your shit up because it's so good. Yeah. Indian food's incredible. And there's just tons

of good ass food out here. Dude, I need to, I need to expand my palate in this bitch I know Yeah Take neighborhood eats Overseas maybe

Yeah take it to India Or just go to different neighborhoods in New York Be significantly easier That is true Or I could go to India We'll go to India We'll go to India My bad

We'll go to India We'll go to What's some Swiss food? Swiss chocolate? Cheese Go to the Have some Swiss cheese Go to the Toblerone factory

Swiss cheese is The worst cheese Yeah it sucks Really? I hate it I don't really like cheese I've never been like I've never been like

Oh I have a favorite cheese That sounds poor No I just don't Like I Like I really don't Fuck with any cheese like that I fuck with cheese heavily But I think

Like I don't put parmesan On my pasta Or anything like that You don't put extra cheese on it? Yeah think i don't put parmesan on my pasta or anything like that you don't put extra cheese on yeah no i don't put any cheese on my pasta interesting i hate it what do you like about about swiss you like swiss like a ham and swiss or something like that yeah ham and swiss is good i used to do swiss on burgers i don't do that anymore i guess maybe with like a mushroom or some shit yeah like. Like mushroom and Swiss. What's your burger? Cheese. Yeah, straight up. Straight up?

Yeah, just a cheeseburger straight up. American? We had some crack burgers in that. Did you have any of that burger in Milwaukee? That place was so good. What was it called? Dairy Land. Dairy Land?

Yeah, that place was fucking incredible. Those burgers were fucking, oh man. Milwaukee has good food. They probably have great cheese, right? Yeah, oh, the cheese was fucking incredible those burgers were fucking oh man milwaukee has good food they probably have great cheese right yeah oh the cheese was fucking incredible dude you would if you had had some of these cheese curds you'd be cheese curds oh well those looked really good you'd be singing a different tune about cheese i was so happy i wasn't there dude i just do i felt so was i no i like i wanted to be there i was i wanted to be there for like the good times, but dude,

I was felt so shitty and I was like, I can't eat this much food this week. I think it would have killed me. I would have been back in Denver right now. Really? Yeah. You would have been on zoom. I was so tired,

dude. And I was like, if I had to walk around and just stuff my face with cheese curds. Yeah. Dude, it gets that shit gets exhausting. It really does. By the last place. By the second place, you're fucking stuffed.

I know. And they're like, we got six more places today. You used to do it two days and now you shoot them all one, right? Yeah. Because you can't. We're doing a couple fewer places. How was Tommy? He was hilarious, bro. Really? He was fucking incredible. i'm thinking back about it

now he had something every moment we go to tommy we kick the ball to tommy he's fucking splashing shots that's it he went 12 for 12 from three dude good for him that sheet i like him he's just happy to be there too he's just like a delight so appreciative. I will say going on those trips is very fun. Why? Because it's just the boys. Yeah, it is. The dogs. The fellas, yeah.

It's just being like part of the team. Yeah, it's a good time. It's always a blast. It's like being in the locker room. You're in the locker room and you're talking shit. Just sometimes it can destroy me as a man when that lady's feeding me fucking

sklonkash or whatever it was called. Klonkash? Clonche? Closche? Colaches? Colaches. By the fucking handful. Klobosnics? Klobosnics? Yeah, they were fucking loading. They were shoving it down our gullets. It was so good, but it was so much food. Should be a new one coming out this week. Pastrami

in New York. Sass was in that bitch. Furtis a little bit. The second episode of The Nicest is out on YouTube now. Check that out. Or it's coming out today, Monday, but... We'll have it tomorrow. This is out now.

There's going to be more vlogs coming out. Oh, yeah. We got a gang of vlogs coming out. On the Assassin's Channel from behind Neighborhood Eats, behind The Nicest. We need to get this shit to 100K. We need to stop playing... We got our little dicks in our hands. Yeah.

We need to stop playing around. We need to get... This was a good episode. This episode was fucking crap. dicks in our hands. Yeah. I'm playing around like we need to get. This was a good episode. Fucking. Oh, this episode was fucking crap. Fucking heat. Yeah. This is fucking incredible.

I'm in the flow state right now, dude. I know. How long have we been going? An hour and a half? I feel like Rafael Nadal when he's playing tennis. I'll tell you when it's an hour and a half. Well, I think we're wrapping up right now, right? Oh.

I see. Hour and a half. Let's go, dude. All right. Should we end the show? Yeah, guys. Make sure you like, subscribe, right? Oh, I see. Hour and a half. Let's go, dude. All right, should we end the show? Yeah, guys, make sure you like, subscribe, comment. Give us five stars, all that jazz. We'll see you guys next week.