Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 67 - ELECTRICITY

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 67 - ELECTRICITY -- Sas & Rone discuss their mental and physical states, Dave Portnoy and Elon Musk, Ben Franklin and Alfie Tires, love languages, electricity, European vacations, boys trips, Gay Pride, stand-up, tipping, & much more -- Full episodes also available on YouTubeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today, it is Monday. It's June 27th.

It is around 4 p.m. We're doing a whole lot of gang shit. Whole lot of gang shit. Going down in the office right now. Yeah. It's that sweet time of the year. Donnie pointed it out. Did you see he was talking about Jaloon?

I did not. It's the time between June 15th and July 15th that he says the best time of the year. I could see it, yeah. I tend to agree. It's the beginning of the summer. It's kind of fucking nice out, bro. It is. Oh, it's pouring out right now, but.

It doesn't matter. I feel the rain on my skin. Yeah, it's true. It feels like a Michelle Branch song. Yeah. Type of shit. It does. Yeah, dude.

I'm losing my voice. Yeah. And I don't know how long this episode will be because I don't know if I'm going to be able to do a full hour. I mean, like, it's going to be gone. It sounds like it's all there now. It's not. You know your body better than I know your body. Yeah, it hurts to talk.

Your box, your choice. Yeah, pretty much. I'm not going to tell you what to do with your box. Yeah. Okay? Unlike the SCOTUS. Also, I feel like i was duped into this competition that we're doing in the office as we are with many pieces of content yeah i mean

but they described it like it was a one hour thing and then they're like all right let's try and bang out at least seven episodes today so we can do the other 17 tomorrow and like what we have to do for a day thing we have to stand in the back of a pack of 12 people like we need you for this shot it's essential for the shot and you can see like can't see anything of me your eyebrows yeah your eyebrows up which they could easily use your eyebrow double in the office yeah they could you have anyone else eyebrow double yeah just a dude in a sass jersey how's your sty terrible. It's like everything is like something's wrong with my immune system. Yeah?

I mean, I'm sick. This is the second time. It's probably long COVID, bro. I know all about this. I think it is. You probably just have long COVID. I think I do. Yeah.

I think I did have COVID a couple weeks ago and I didn't get a test because I had a bunch of shit that I didn't want to cancel. Really? Well, it sounds like you just canceled yourself if you're fucking walking around with COVID like that and not fucking telling anybody, dude. Yeah. Well, I mean, no one else got it.

No, I probably gave it to you. Yeah, probably. I'm like almost positive I had it. I actually know a lot of people that had it too. In here? No. Oh, I actually got a little scoop. I think Ben Mintz has COVID.

Him and my dad were hanging out and my dad has COVID. Oh, really? Why would your dad hang out with Ben mince at uh omaha oh nice yeah uh what that shit didn't explain anything your dad's at the college baseball world series so was hanging out with one of our co-workers he uh bumped into him yeah it's over now right he bumped into old miss one uh yeah damn That fucking sucks. We got to get Mincy on here, bro. He'd probably, it would be big for us. He'd be electric on the podcast.

Yeah. He definitely hasn't heard of son of a boy dad. He's an absolute electric factory. Yeah, he is. He has electricity fucking, he's like Nikolai Tesla. Maybe have him and Billy on together. Yeah. Honestly, we could air their grievances.

We could air the electric boys out. Yeah. We don't have enough electricity in this room. We need more electric people. Yeah, you're like the opposite of conducting electricity. I emailed Dave and I was like, Dave, do you know, can you give me a top five, like, most electric to, like, least electric list?

In the office or people you could kind of borrow from in the wild? People we could borrow. Yeah? Yeah. Who did he say? What's the opposite of electricity? I think like, I don't know, water. Huh? What were you about to say? Rubber. Rubber might be.

Oh, yeah. Whatever like stops electricity. That was kind of a smart thing. That sounds like, what is the opposite of electricity? Are you looking it up right now, Tyler? That's a fucking deep question. The worst insult you could get over at the pirate ship is that ship is that you're not electric sorry brother you're just not electric yeah dude mincy's like ben franklin and you

he could pull electricity out of anything yeah he has the key to electricity and you yeah dude nate ran out of the office i knew who invented the tire i would say that but i don't so let's just pretend i said that the tire ben franklin probably alfred tire yeah alfie alfie tire he was like you're more like alfred tire and mincy he's benji frank he's ben franklin you stupid bitch i'm trying to think who the least electric person in here is me really bro i just don't have the electricity these days you really don't honestly i feel like i'm working at a goddamn tire factory you're empty you're like a trampoline dude you just absorb tired dude this was like last week

was so long you absorb energy and don't put any out you you defy the laws of physics there is no equal and opposite reaction you just get fucking slunk with something and just fucking yeah eat it why what was last week just barstool idol yeah i was just barstool idol and then i had a bunch of spots had a bunch of spots so i didn't really have a weekend. I was supposed to have a spot last night and then luckily I lost my voice so I couldn't do it so I canceled it. But they probably thought

you were lying. They probably did and then I had to cancel my spot tonight too. Jesus Christ, you got more spots than a Dalmatian, my dog. The fuck?

You got more spots than a Twister board, brother. As of now, I don't have anything scheduled until Friday, so. Where's that at, bro? Let the people know. No, I can't.

I'm not promoting my spots right now. Why? Because I'm promoting my shows. Oh, shit. Well, people came through to your spots. I came through to one of your spots. Yeah. It was sweet.

Yeah, people come. Yeah, exactly. People come based off the podcast. I feel like people heard the podcast and then came in. So I was talking about at the bar, they were just here for a night and they came through to see Sass. A big night in the city. I don't remember who that was.

They said that you took them ice skating at the fucking thing. I thought that was. That's what I do with all of my fans. Come through and get the Sass experience. I take them to the Ben Franklin Museum. This is how you learn about what electricity is. This is what Dave wants us all to be.

Is there, wasn't there like an X-Men or some shit That had fucking electricity shooting out of them I don't know doesn't one of the Darth Maul does he have electricity No that's Darth Sidious That's the Sith I'm like the Sith Lord in this bitch Yeah you're more like Darth Sidious I think that's the same person

Is he actually? Where's the hood? Which is the one with the shit that comes out of his hands? No, both sides of the thing. Oh, that's Maul. That's Darth Maul. You dumb motherfucker. You were already 30 when that movie came out.

Yeah. The prequels. I was fucking... How quickly Anakin grows up after that shit is fucking preposterous. I know. He's like Ralph Macchio in The Karate Kid. I know. I haven't watched Star Wars in a while. I watched...

What have you been watching? Give me the full rundown. I watched Margin Call last night. Not good. I don't even know what the fuck that is, dude. Where are you even finding your movies from? It was a Kevin Spacey flick. You wanted to see pre-canceled Spacey?

It was actually like a good movie, but it was like the ending sucked. Like nothing happens at the end. The guy like buries his dead dog. And then he asks him how he peels his banana or whatever. Yeah, that was it. It was not electric. Really? No.

Disappointing. I thought Spacey would be more electric. Yeah, me too. Being the predator that he is. What was his crime? What was his trespass? Child molestation. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. But he got a bad rep, dude. Exactly. It's not fake. There's cancel culture. He's a poet now. Is he? Hey, he just goes places and does poetry.

Did he actually do child molestation? Yes. Now, how come he's not in the clink? Because none of those people go to jail. is he hey he just goes places and does poetry did he actually do a child molestation yes now how come he's not in the clink because none of those people go to jail child molesting is not against the law no because it's hard for them to find evidence that's why like almost all of those cases end up not being able to get damn dude kevin spacey's just reaching out to dave being like you and i are just this fucking sameI. is trying to take us down. Yeah, I'm not going to. You can die on that one.

I'm going to step off the water there. Didn't Musk do that? Didn't they try to do that with Musk or some shit like that? No, I don't think Musk reached out to Dave. I think it's Dave more. No, I think that Musk was like, me and you are the same, brother. No, I think Dave said that. What? That they're the same?

I would be very surprised if Elon Musk has any idea what's going on with Dave and Business Insider. Musk, Portland with 24? Where do you think those shirts came from? Musk is online. Yeah, Musk is so online. I didn't know Musk makes 50% of sales on those shirts. Yeah, they did a rev split.

Yeah. He got a fucking A fat rev split Did you want me to put Kevin Spacey In a cancel Cancel culture hoodie Or no? Yeah Can we put the clown nose

On Spacey? That would actually rule Yeah let's do that For the promo For the episode Let's clown nose Spacey It's so fun Having a laptop out

Yeah Who else can we clown nose? Yeah we need to start Clown nosing people Left and right Emrags No Emrags is electric clown nose. Yeah, we need to start clown nosing people left and right. MRAGs? No. MRAGs is electric. My number one rule is

I would never clown nose someone who's electric. O'Malley? It's in the Constitution. It's you don't clown nose Ben Franklin. O'Malley's electric? Yeah. So would you clown nose her? No. Why'd your voice go up like that? Because I can't control my voice. Sounds like you don't think she's electric. Dude, do you think she's

electric? Are you saying O'Malley's not electric? I said O'Malley's electric. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Take a sip of water. She's an electric factory. Clubhouse is clipping this. Yeah. Clubhouse is going to go to town on this. Clubhouse is electric. Deke Zuck is electric.

Oh, no. Deke Zuck's not electric. I would clown nose Deke Zuck in a second. Clown nose. Where's the list, Zuck? Rubber him. Yeah. The boy is rubber.

Yeah, you're rubber. Who else is electric? Who else can you weigh in on? The new hires. Are they both electric? Yeah. Caroline and John Rich? Yeah, they're buzzing with electricity see your problem

is you'll give anybody the electric label which kind of lessens your electricity it's like you're gonna have a power surge i'm rubber so how can you even tell what electric is because i it's like if you know you know it's like the gaydar but it's for electricity me and prez we are like two of the only people that have it you can smell it yeah you're like kind of i mean oh is he electric oh yeah kfc yeah electric fights no dar you're just going down the blog list yeah fights down yes fights electric yeah nate's electric what about gay marco fucking buzzing with electricity constantly he's like a firefly yeah he's like the firefly festival.

Yeah. And there is, he's like, he is the electric factory. He is. You got to come to the electric factory in Philly, bro. Is that a thing?

It's a, it's a venue. It's a bar. It's a place where you can go to a concert. It's a fucking sick ass bar. I'm a, I'm actually, we're adding a late show to the Philly shows because they are selling so goddamn fast.

Hotcakes. Holy fuck, dude. So the link for that is on my Instagram and my Twitter. Is Wallow and Gilly electric? Yeah. I mean, they're buzzing with electricity. Wallow wasn't very electric on Hotpack the other day, though. That's for sure.

He wasn't? No. Were you there? He was feeding you pearls, dude. I like when he does the inspirational shit, but he was like low energy doing the inspirational shit. And it was like, yeah. Well, he was like talking to Caroline, the new hire.

And he was like, you go in that room, microphone, no one in there. You will be places you could never imagine in two weeks. All you need is a logo. Most podcasts suck. Most podcasts don't do well. Well, most podcasts don't have logos. They're just completely logo-less. Out of all of the

podcasts in the world, I would say 99.9% of them fail hard. We're up there. We're in that group. I mean, I think he has a little bit of a, which one? The failing one.

We are. Why? Why did you say that? I was going to let that slide. Wait, what? How are we failing? I'm kidding,

bro. I can't bust your balls. Not our balls. Don't bust our, but you're busting your own balls. Deprecating humor. I don't like self-dep. You need to show yourself self-love.

It's actually disgusting the way that you would talk about yourself. You're a winning queen. Our podcast last week actually did very well. Because it was good as fuck. We killed the game. Yeah, we killed the game. Because it was so fucking healthy because we ranked our co-workers and had segments. Yeah, but Wallo was like yeah, we were the number

one music podcast in the world on our first episode. He's like, yeah, that happens to no one. That is you guys because you guys are already popular and funny. And extraordinary talents who promote shit in a fucking crazy way. I don't think you can mislead other people and be like, yeah, this is going to be you in a month.

It probably won't be. Wallow's like, he'll give inspirational shit until it fucking literally knocks him out. He's like a video of a toddler eating cheese. It says they're falling asleep and they'll fucking crack awake. I was talking to him about another podcast and he was just, he was like, all right, here's

what it takes to make a good podcast. And he started writing it down. It was like promotion. It was just like the most obvious things. But in the middle of it, he kept on being like being like Oh man I need a nap or something like that But it's like where am I And you have guests on and then you need a logo He was like these are the four pillars of the podcast

I mean He knows something But it's crazy when something is so natural To somebody and then they try to explain it It's like LeBron James being like All you have to do is fly above the ring 12 feet in the air It's just's just simple like this you got to jump 45 inches and block every shot and hit all the shots all you gotta do is hit every single three it's like oh okay

bay ruth being like all you gotta do is hit home runs just hit it really far over the fence you try your hardest and when you see the ball you fucking smack the shit out as hard as you can it's like no dude we actually suck and have to fucking like do contrived extra shit to try and be successful at all yeah and now i'm fucking down talking us i'm not down talking anything yeah because you're eternally positive yeah i'm an electric factory i saw you playing pool bro dude i never smoked your i know you're like a trick shot expert dude you fucking stood up on the table and you had the fucking owen's girlfriend posted a picture of me doing behind the back and all the comments were like seems unnecessary i was like dude it was like in the

picture was like 4 a.m and we were wasted like having fun you were incredible at pool yeah i mean what did they think i was you were like dude perfect of pool. Someone was like, he wants to be Rogan so bad. You led us there like pretty fucked up, and I thought you were not going to be as good as you said, and you were really good. Yeah, I love pool. He snaps in whenever he's playing pool. He walked in like a fucking, like the Fonz, dude.

You dapped up. The bartender? He dapped up the bartender. It was like, yo, Mick, I'm going to go set up for some nine ball. Dude, he has middle-aged friends at multiple bars. And it's the coolest thing about him. It's really weird because I don't remember most of them. Except for when you get drunk, though.

It's like Euro trip. Well, I know the bartender there. And I knew the other people there because that was the bartender from the stand but um no we went to like some other bar and i walked in and they were like i hadn't been there like a month and like these two like 80 year old dudes were sitting there like there he is and i was like oh no they were like asking me about shit that like had just happened like where i was the weekend before like how the show's in dc i was like oh jesus did you not remember having talked

to them not not even for a second 80 year old dude yeah you probably told him your life story yeah i mean you are you you do just get in deep with people it is funny as fuck you just have this uh like talkative really social streak that you don't even necessarily have at work. I think it's maybe when Sassy gets a couple drinks in him. Yeah, probably. I'm off the drinks though. I don't really drink much anymore. I think you should start doing this podcast drunk. Yeah, I'm not. You were having way more stimulating conversations with these bartenders than you ever have with me. I mean, I just can't drink during the week anymore which sucks is now we're doing the case race on wednesday no you were talking to them about like foreign policy

in cambodia oh yeah you were getting into it that's just typical the one guy fucking slid you a fucking gun that you put around your waist and every time you hit a pool shot you'd fucking fire around into the ceiling that's a dope bar though isn't it yeah you can just shoot guns into the paddies bar i don't know what the it's like there's another it's like longer than that but it's called wire yeah something like that it was aggressively irish they had like an irish flag and fucking christmas lights outside oh yeah calm the fuck down pool tables we know you're fucking irish a lot of bars in the city don't have like it's hard to find a bar with a pool table it's fucking impossible bro go over to brooklyn go to super fine that's a fucking good ass pool table It's fucking impossible bro Go over to Brooklyn Go to Superfine

That's a fucking good ass pool They have like There's like pool halls Where there's like A thousand pool tables in one room Dudes who go to pool halls Are a little bit too serious That's a little bit over the top

To hit a pool hall Have you ever been to one? I don't know They're fun Yeah I don't know if I've been to a full on pool hall That's some fucking 1950s sounding shit I went to one in Denver With my buddies And it it's fun if you know you want to play pool.

Why don't you stop jerking off that bottle, bro? You can just go and play pool the whole night. What were you just doing? I was rubbing the condensation off of it. Yeah? Okay. All right, man. All right, well.

If you got to go jerk off, bro. That's the episode. All right. Just kind of. I've just jerk off, bro. That's the episode. All right. Just kind of. I've just been off since Stav left Comptown. I just haven't been able to get any sleep. My plants are dying. I have no appetite.

I've just been playing back the hits. It actually was. I was bummed. Yeah. I listened to a lot of come town lying on my couch like we're the last six years fake yeah i know like what could it what could we do this all for they said they're besties so like was it a lie was it all for the show or like what the fuck i guess love's not real anymore i know i mean well i just don't know what to base my personality off of now it sucks dude i feel bad i mean i was like looking at the comments and i

was like damn like this is like people who are fans of things are just like the worst they're just like ruthless they're all like finally now we can actually hear the fucking jokes and it was like i mean dude he was on the show for six years wait what do you mean fans of his just like fans of anything like we get that like i get shit like that all the time when saying what people are just like haters you know haters are you talking about haters or fans like well fans most fans who comment on things are haters yeah yeah i mean it sucks if you like really enjoyed something i don don't know. You are not electric, so you don't enjoy anything. No, I enjoy things. Like what?

The case race. Pool. Pool. Yeah. I'm going to start a pool podcast. Yeah, that would be sick. Cracking sticks. Cracking sticks would be incredible. That would be incredible. That would be awesome. And it's only due to our, like, it's for dudes 40 and up. It's for men with leather jackets. Yeah. It's for dudes with fucking sweet Levi jeans and fucking tattoos of snakes.

You were out late on, what was that, Friday or Saturday? That was Friday. Both, brother. Both, bro. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, bro bro i went hard every day of the weekend really i mean we don't go out a lot together i know i wanted to come out and just see what you guys were doing we tore up the town it was fun i was walking home when the sun was coming out i know they said you didn't get home until fucking three days later yeah i slept outside in washington square park just rats fucking as a blanket yeah the sun had been up for a while yeah i mean i wander bro do you i was looking for another bar to hit not

all those who wander are lost just going into fucking uh laundromats looking for the speakeasy door i know there's a fucking speakeasy in here somewhere I've never been to a speakeasy You haven't looked hard enough brother No I don't really care A lot of them are like not speakeasies anymore Like there's places that are just like It's just like a store and they're like oh Open behind that door

You gotta sit in the barber chair for 45 minutes Before you can get in there It's stupid as fuck I mean some of them like I went to one in Philly That's supposed to be like a library type of speakeasy and it's in a hotel lobby with like archway doors. Like it's so easy to find and walk through. It's not a speakeasy. There's a way to like cut costs on branding at this point. Probably. I mean, there's probably some cool ones. There was a store in Boston. I forget what it was called, but it was like, you'd walk into like a bodega yeah you'd walk into

yeah i think it was called bodega you'd walk into a bodega and then you'd like open up like the fucking vending machine there'd be like a door and then there's like this like a super vintage designer clothing store behind it it was pretty cool like going in oh it was a clothing store yeah not a bar but the clothes also weren't really that cool and they were all like $10,000. It's more about the experience of going in, walking through the vending machine. People like secrets, but also they like to

find them through TikToks with 50,000 likes on them. It's not a secret. It's just a different kind of door. Yeah, I remember going with my buddies and we were like, is this the bodega? And the guy was like, giving us giving us like a head does the crow fly at midnight and he was like i don't know i can't tell you and then we like just walked through the vending machine

i know it was like the vending machine was obviously so fake yeah that's it that's the place have you been to the one in fide with us no it's like you walk into a bodega like that but you pick out your snacks and then you go into like a bar in the back and they bring you the shitty snacks you bought out in like chalices wow that's interesting pretty dumb yeah yeah so you're just having pringles and m&ms out of like fine china yeah i don't know why people want to own a bar much less like a fucking cool weird concept bar i feel like it's just setting yourself up to like flame out terribly feels like a tough business to be in and even if you want to make it succeed you just have to be

at the bar all the time making it cool i feel like owning a bar is a pretty like i mean i don't know i don't know what i'm talking about i was gonna say it's probably a pretty foolproof idea like i feel like it's probably pretty easy to have a successful bar if you have like the resources to make it successful and can you say it again now without the part where i don't know what i'm talking about so we can clip it and have like a million people on fucking instagram be like on the main page actually bars fucking fail 98% of the time, bro. Hi, bar owner here. Bar owner coming in peace. Clearly these guys don't know what they're talking about. Also,

who listens to this shit? Unfollowed barstools really gone downhill recently. That unfollow buttons looking real tasty. I want to fuck that unfollow button right now. Yeah. Slam my dick into the unfollow button right now I'm going to slam my dick Into the unfollow button right now What the fuck happened to this page What's up with all the bots

Where's Portnoy Barstool Sports Never let this happen back in the Milton days That's when shit was really fucking sweet Dude and you know what else is really fucking sweet Your pussy Dude when Jack Harlow That video i was fucking dying laughing but i also played it in public and everybody looked at me a little bit weird game time

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40% off for Calm Premium? Yeah yeah that's a good deal wait what that's an incredible deal that's an incredible deal go to calm.com slash dad for 40 off unlimited access to calm's entire library that's calm.com c-a-l-m.com slash dad. Sass, I've been meaning to ask you, bro. What's your love language, bro? Jesus Christ. I have no idea. Physical touch? No.

Gift giving? Gift giving. No. Words of affirmation? Electricity. Electricity is my love language. I'm just always thinking electricity 24 7 i have multiple conversations about love languages this past this throughout this past week i hate that shit it is the fakest fucking shit in the world it's like my love language is gift giving it's

like dude no shit dude everybody likes to have fucking gifts given to them. Everybody likes to be praised. That's actually my love language. I need to be praised a lot. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, that shit always rubs me the wrong way. All those things do, though. A lot of shit rubs me the wrong way. Mine's head.

I'm crashing. Mine's neck. Sloppy neck. Loose ass. Yeah, I like some loose neck that's my love i like tight sass like said nice fucking tight ass neck words of affirmation physical touch receiving gifts quality time acts of service someone told me that their love language was receiving gifts, I would be like,

you're a piece of shit, right? Just shower me with gifts. Just BTW, my love language is I like getting things. I like when people buy me stuff. But people talk about it like it's dead serious. People who are otherwise smart people will be like, oh yeah, that's their love language. They love acts of service. You like when people do shit for you like you like when people fucking do the shit that you're like you're supposed to do what is there anything on that where people don't like i think the only one that's physical touch could be

like some people like this and some people don't like this like physical touch makes some people uncomfortable and i think it makes other people comfortable but like quality time like fucking don't no shit people like quality time dude of course you like quality time from the people that you like yeah what the fuck are we even talking about dude yeah i like quality time and i like when uh people do things yeah i would imagine that's pretty binary if you're in love with them. This is only going to work if you do a lot of things for me and you buy me things. Yeah, I'll have no idea that you love me otherwise.

Or I'll feel not loved. Yeah, I won't know. I actually had to divorce him because he wasn't buying me enough shit. And that's my love language. He wasn't showering me with constant praise. That's the only way i know i don't know that i don't trust how many times a year you're supposed to buy someone something i feel like

that's usually like a birthday anniversary at all times and so on and so forth and what have you yeah yada yada yada can the boys demand fucking love language like what if a broke bitch is trying to love you and you're like i'm sorry like i i need gifts this isn't gonna work i'm gonna need gifts at all times and you're poor so so i know you just went and you just did all that stuff for me which kind of works but also you didn't complete the second half yeah which is buying me things or like they're just shouting they do everything money they they they shower you with praise they spend time with you they give you all the physical touch you want i'm not feeling loved

i don't get any i didn't so no presents i got no new toys today it's your dad comes home from a business trip when you're little yeah no gifts so you don't love me you know my love language daddy i need an assert x jacket you know i love gore porn daddy so no playstation 5 okay you must not love you're like talking to your therapist at 40 yeah my dad knew that i my love language was PlayStations. I mean, if you're over the age of like 16 and you still like are doing that shit. Demand gifts. Go to therapy.

Well, you shouldn't even go to therapy. Don't waste your therapist time. Yeah. You're going to be just standing there like, what the fuck do you want me to do, dude? Things were going really well in the relationship and then they didn't buy me any new toys and i felt like i deserved a new toy i felt like i needed a new present and it had been like a couple days since my last toy and so like i just go out and fuck a bunch of dudes and it's actually my dad's fault I just go out

and I'm super promiscuous because my dad didn't buy me enough PlayStation my love language is holes I was filling holes with my penis

stuffing them my love language is stuffing my penis in things all kinds of holes and getting a present after My love language is stuffing my penis in things. All kinds of holes. And getting a present after. And you can't tell him he's wrong.

That's literally how he was born. It's his love language. What's the hole count for you? Any hole. He'll go in any hole possible. A cannoli, a fucking stuffed shell, some type of pasta of pasta yeah i like to fuck things i like to fuck obscure objects like food that's my love language the thin gaps between new york city buildings what is that i don't know it's workaholics where he's like he's like humping the couch and he's like

I actually didn't masturbate until I was 23. I used to just have sex with random objects in my house. The cheese grater. Just different kitchen appliances. Used to roll my dick out with a baking pin. And I nut. I would just not from it that would be hilarious if your dick was just like uh what is that toy the stretch armstrong you're just like smoothing it out completely until you

not play though and then it just comes back together squeezing out. That's definitely what all chefs like to do. Oh, yeah. There's no doubt in my mind chefs haven't fucked around with like a handful of flour and some fucking pasta dough on their dick. That's why Chef Donnie's so satisfied. You can just tell he knows who he is because he's found what he loves. Yeah. He's found the type of pasta that he likes to fuck.

Penne. Fusilli. He likes to fuck. Penne. Fusilli. He likes to fuck big penne. What are the big pennes? I think that those are amenicotti. Yeah, amenicotti. Amenicotti. Dude, I had Lebanese food yesterday for the first time.

It was fucking crack, dude. You've been tasting the world. I feel like... You were on Barcelona this week, correct? Big facts. Damn. Yeah feel like... You're going to Barcelona this week, correct? Big facts. Damn. Yeah, I'm about to go to Barcelona. I need to get a little me time.

Yeah? Yeah, I feel like... You're going solo? No, me and the wife. But I just need to get away. You know what I mean? Yeah, definitely. Are you doing it?

We have a week off. So I'm going there and I'm going to pop to France for a minute. What, where are you? Oh, you're just popping to France? Yeah, just going to swim by France. Just for a minute, bro. The Riviera. I heard it's fucking lovely down in Caen or Nice.

Fuck yeah. Centre P. I don't really have much planned. I'm going to, I'm just going home. Yeah. Grind doesn't stop, I'm just going home. Yeah. Grind doesn't stop, bro. I got shows.

Do you actually? Yeah. You're setting yourself up for some burnout, bro. I'm burnt out right now. Extremely. I know. I don't think,

have you ever taken a, well, you've like gone to see your boys, but have you ever gone on a vacation? No. I don't think you have. Oh, and have you ever gone on a vacation other No. I don't think you have. Owen, have you ever gone on a vacation

other than visiting your family and your boys? No, I think everything's always been visiting somebody. I think going to visit, I mean, visiting the boys is vacation to me. I agree. But it doesn't recharge necessarily. Sometimes you need a vacation from the vacation, bro. Not me. When you visit your boys,

you're not exhausted afterwards. I guess you guys don't go hard. I know we go hard. I don't fucking believe it. It's not like we don't get tired like that, bro. I fucking Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Tuesday, Thursday, Friday this week or whatever the fuck Thursday, Friday, Saturday this week, bro. I went fucking hard in the paint. Then I was

at pride. You go to pride choking down fucking cum, dude. Did you go? Oh, yeah. It was sick. No, I didn't actually go. Sad to say. I really wanted to go.

It sounded fucking fun. I had the straightest move of the day. What was it? I showed face at the office, went to the launching point of the parade, and then left before they left. Oh, really? So I got the credit. Yeah. But a lot of the left before they left. Because they were there. So I got the credit. Yeah. But none of the,

oh, a lot of the gay shit, but not. They were there like a while and then they were like, yeah, we're not, they're not leaving until like five. Yeah. Parades.

I don't think parades or I don't know. I do. I love parades. Yeah, you love parades? And I wish, I wanted to go really bad. What was the last parade you went to?

Fourth of July. There was parades in my town. Do you love, I mean, there's like the Macy's Day Parade. There's the fucking New Year's Day Parade. There's like these massive parades in New York that you're not going to. They're right here. The Pride Parade is like they're celebrating

something. They're not celebrating massive corporations. It's not like the fucking Apple float flying. It literally was. It was the fucking apple float fly it literally was it was the ey float the google float the apple float it was just all companies had buses and your pride yeah really just companies trying to outgay each other that's so lame yeah i didn't see that i just saw i said this on the yak but i would see like there would be a bunch of people cheering going crazy and i saw like travis barker and shit was there so i like peed my head out the window to see if anyone famous was there.

And it would be like just this big jacked dude oiled up in a thong, just like strutting down seventh while everyone went wild. That's hilarious. It looked awesome. And people were having a blast. Do you think that those dudes are all gay or do you think it's just a good time for like the straight dudes to get out and kind of show their stuff? No, I think they're probably gay.

Dude, Rudy said it's the best day to get pussy. Yeah, because girls love gay dudes so much. Girls want to fuck gay dudes so bad. There was a lot of titties. Really? Yeah. Nice. Titties with penis attached? Or all types?

All types. That's awesome. Spectrum. Dude, the Lebanese food I was trying to shout out is arias a-r-a-y-e-s dude i've had that it what it was like a burger or some shit it was like a burger cutting the fours or some shit let me see let me find a fucking picture of it because this shit was fucking incredible dude pull that shit up. Pull that shit up. How far in are we, dude?

I'm losing it. My voice hurts. No, fucking sad. Turn it the fuck up. We just started. Oh, that's not bad. We can do 20 more minutes. Let's just get to an hour.

Yeah. Look at this shit, dude. Look how fucking good that looks. Doesn't that look fucking delicious? I feel like intense guilt when i live in new york and don't try all kinds of foods like i feel like i'm yeah but do you ever get like new york do you ever get like like damn i could use just like a pb and j right now or just like a simple turkey like i ordered a turkey sandwich yesterday it comes and it's like an exotic turkey sandwich and i was

like this isn't what i got i wanted something light why don't you get that though we're uh we're nestled in like a kind of area where it is a lot of nicer restaurants it's hard to get something super casual yeah super close i was like oh this will be good just it's just a turkey sandwich lettuce tomato mayo i was like, this is going to be great. I don't know why I thought in my head it was going to come. It was going to be on white bread and cold cuts. It was a pesto aioli or some shit. It was like a Thanksgiving meal. It's hard to find the middle ground.

It's either fast food or fancy food. Yeah. And it was like, dude, I just wanted a fucking sandwich. What about just going to the store, getting some lunch meat, and slapping it together yourself? I was hurting yesterday. Really? Yeah, dude. I'm fucking tired damn dude just been on that grind too long it's funny i'm looking myself i don't feel tired and i'm old as fuck bro it looks like you're telling on yourself bro you have been grinding like i have been on the grind you don't know about that brother i'm not positive about that but i

will take your word for it because i saw you getting up at the uh stand or whatever and it was it was funny so it did seem as if you had been grinding you had a lot of new shit to your act crowd work was on point we're mixing it up with the the people out there the crowd work has been nice right really nice dude some girl got like mad at me because I didn't know what college she was talking about. I was like, they went from Austin. She was like, woo. And I was

like, oh, you guys from there? And she's like, no, no, we went to school there. And then she listed some like random ass school. Was it University of Texas? Was it UT Austin? Yeah, because I would be mad if it was Texas. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It was like some small school. It might have been. I don't even but i was like but even but like even if it's that i was like oh like i was like it was like what does that stand for or something and she was like she like left because she was so mad and then she went and told another comic who i'm friends with

and she was like he didn't know what college i was talking about and he was like okay that is stupid as fuck of her but if uh also we were outside on the patio i couldn't even He didn't know what college I was talking about. And he was like, okay. That is stupid as fuck of her. But if, uh, also we were outside on the patio, I couldn't even fucking hear her. And I was like, sorry, I don't know every fucking college in Austin. If it was the one big one, you I'm on her side. I would have walked out of the show. You would have gotten mad.

Yeah. Like if it was like so odd, I was like, I like didn't even care. Cause I was like, that was like very strange. Something to like get actually mad about. Yeah. Like it was like so odd. I was like, I like didn't even care. Cause I was like, that was like very strange. Something to like get actually mad about. Yeah. I like didn't even say anything like mean or like make any joke. I was literally like, Oh, what school is that?

She was just trying to victim out. She was just trying to be offended. Yeah. Some people come in their mind to a comedy show. That's, that's like some people's version of fun. I don't even like, it's like all such a blur.

I was like, what school do you go to? And the next day I know she's like some people's version of fun. I don't even like, it's like all such a blur. I was like, what school do you go to? And the next day I know she's like storming away. So you got a job? What bitch throws a drink on you? What the fuck? Her boyfriend tries to fight you? Yeah. The fuck are you talking about, dude?

Yeah, doing the patio is weird though. Yeah, the balls on these comics. You introduced me to a lot of your comic friends though. It was fucking dope, dude. Yeah, the balls on these comics. You introduced me to a lot of your comic friends, though. It was fucking dope, dude. Yeah, they're all nice people. Yeah, they're all good, nice people. Who'd you meet? Anyone neat?

Oscar, my buddy Oscar. Very funny guy. Oscar Aiden? Yeah. Who else did you meet? I don't think it was just him. Yeah, talking about his body count? Yeah, we were talking about, we were talking to him.

You want to dox his BC? No. We, uh, but we were, I was telling him to go on out and about. Well, yeah,

he's gay. Yeah. But he's fucking hysterical. Well, yeah. Those two didn't have anything to do with each other. No, but he's like,

he's a very, very funny comic. And I told him. You could invite him on our show. Yeah, I would. But when, when I met him, you're like, yo, this dude is a gay dude. He's a super gay dude.

I've been telling him for half an hour to going out and about. That's not at all what I said. That's verbatim what you said. It's not. That's word for word what you said. All right, you tell me your version of the story. We'll do it on the last dual stop. I don't feel like it was such an uninteresting story.

Roan's version. It's such an uninteresting story. I don't feel like it was such an uninteresting story. Roan's version. It's such an uninteresting story. I don't feel like repeating it. Yeah. My friend Oscar, that's who Roan met. Yeah. And I thought that he was dope. He's hilarious. He was dope regardless of his orientation. But then when I

found out he was gay. I didn't say anything about him being gay until. He was really funny for being gay. For a gay dude, he was hilarious. Half of the funniest comics are all gay. Well, you were talking about his body count. I was putting an asterisk on it. I didn't talk about it. Roan talked about it.

I didn't talk about it. Roan came over and was just like, what's your body count? Fair. I don't want to say. It's easy to run up the numbers over on that side of the table. I don't want to tell you. I was like, fucking tell me. He says you're gay. Are you going to tell me or not? He's like, fine, I'll tell you. Too much.

Too far. Not enough. Not a fucking enough, dude. It's comic shit, bro. We're fucking chopping it up with the fucking comics. They're about to burst in and tell us that we need us back on set. Yeah, they definitely are. We need you on fucking set, stat. What time do they want us out of this room?

You need to play Pac-Man. I'll just cut this quick. It's Twisted History. It shouldn't be Twisted History because they're doing Larges hosting that. I don't know. Yeah, fuck it. Three, two, one. And then I told Erica that she could kick rocks. yeah fuck it alright three two one

and then I told Erica that she could kick rocks yo what did they cut about what did they cut 50 minutes in do you think dude our dog must have been fucking livid yeah

yeah she did I can't believe Erica just stormed in there sass ass for another raise beat the fuck out of Ron dude is that a hand imprint on Harry? Meanwhile, Jerry gets to sign with the fucking virtual golf company for $175,000 a year.

Yeah, was that real? Did she hit you? What did you say? Is what real? Jerry signed with an Oculus Golf League for like $175,000 a year. Yeah, that is real. What? I don't know if, I mean, Roan was the one that was like, I think it's real, dude.

It is real. Like Palestine, brother. Facts. what i don't know if i mean rome was the one that was like i think it's real dude it is real like palestine brother facts fucking look that shit up bro the fuck bro i i i i only know about it because you showed it to me when we were doing that thing dude um we should we should uh we should record an extra episode this week for when i go over to overseas. Also, since the cat's out of the bag that I'm going to Spain, can people tell me what to do in Barcelona, dude? Because I really have no idea what to do in Barcelona. Dude, you know what? Going to a place like that, it's overrated to be like, oh, we got to go to this museum. Just get fucked up, dude.

And like, enjoy the culture. That's big facts. Seriously. The lay of the land feels like it's like fucking a city like San Fran or like DC kind of. Owen Wilson never would have met Hemingway if he didn't drink a little too much in Paris. I forgot that that was one of those pedophiles movies. Who did that? Woody Allen.

Oh, really? Yes, brother. That's why it sucks so bad. That movie rules. I don't give a fuck who made it. No, that movie sucks so... That movie's just like dude cosplay. Hitler could have made that movie and I'd still watch it.

That's like fucking Space Jam for adults being like, dude, I wonder what it would be like to fucking meet Hemingway and fucking Monet and fucking like... That's a good ass movie. No, it's not. It's stupid as fuck. No, it's a good movie. What's sweet about it?

It's a good movie. No, it's not. It is. as fuck. No, it's a good movie. What's sweet about it? It's a good movie. No, it's not. It is. No. You're wrong. It sucks so bad. Let us know in the comments. Never give us your opinions. Like, what movies do you like? You'll be like, oh, blah, blah, blah. And then it'll be like some movie that you actually hate. The Last Duel,

bro? The Last Duel. You always say The Last Duel. Because I love it. No, you don't. I just watched it again this week. love every movie you watch i do yeah well i didn't like midnight in paris and it might have been tainted because i already dislike woody allen but i think for as we go white knight a white knight for who his movies bro pedophile victims meanwhile you're like seeking out Kevin Spacey movies. I've seen his whole catalog. I worship his whole catalog.

I've seen like one Kevin Spacey movie and that was it. And the movie sucked ass. His voice just resonates with me. That movie was dick. You never saw... I like the other Kevin Spacey movie, American Beauty. I've never seen it. That's a good Kevin Spacey movie.

This is fucking me, dude. What is fucking me? My voice is going to be fucked. It doesn't sound like you're losing it at all. It hurts, dude. I completely forgot. It hurts to talk? Yes.

You're weak. No, I'm not. I just don't want to miss the case race. I'm going to be really pissed. You're not going to miss the case race. You'll just have to talk less, which will be awesome. No. That would be ideal.

It wouldn't. They need me. They want me back. No, actually I do support drunk sass. My boys need me. Being, your content is way better when you're drunk. No, it's not. As do I.

Yeah. You need, you're like the reverse Owen. You're significantly better when you're drunk. It's not true. Yeah. I'm just as good when I'm sober. No, you're like the reverse Owen. You're significantly better when you're drunk. It's not true. Yeah. I'm just as good when I'm sober. No, you're way better drunk. No, I'm not.

No, everybody agrees. Yeah. If anyone needs it. Dude, this is unanimous. Yeah. They are. And didn't your best. We've got an email chain about it.

Your best standup. It's coming down from Blattman and Chase, dude. They said that they need you fucked up more. I just got word from Blatman and Chase, dude They said that they need you fucked up more I just got word from Blatman and Chase, dude They're going to need you to be shit-faced for the next round of Neighborhood Eats They said you can't make anything viral unless you're fucking That's so mean Live events at high noon will get some shipments to the apartment

Oh, Jesus But they're going to need you to be drinking it like the last round Or one more round or whatever They're going to need you fucked up in the morning like Churchill. They were like mad at me for this. They were like, drink your Moscow Mule. And I was like, no, I'm not drinking shit. And then Rowan was like, full ass glass.

Trying to one up me. What? Oh. I wouldn't drink my Mule. Yeah, you wouldn't. And then they were like. It's all self-control. They tried to like airplane it into your mouth.

They're like. I said, hey, I'll do it, but I'm not drinking. I don't drink anymore on the weekdays. Yeah. Except for Wednesday when I'm going to drink 15 beers. Yeah. And then probably on Thursday and Friday too. Yeah.

And then after that. But that Monday to Tuesday break is healthy. The Monday to Tuesday break is like, has how, that's how I've been living like the last. I hate it. All of my life. I hate waking up feeling like shit. day the tuesday break is like has how that's how i've been living like the last uh i hate all of my life i hate waking up feeling like shit even though it seems like even when i don't drink that i actually sometimes feel worse yeah spoiler alert yeah that is ironic that the one day the two days that you don't drink are the days that we record this podcast on and it's super unfunny bro you said we you said i said that earlier and then you just said it in a way worse way.

Yeah. Well, I'm just piling on, dude. I'm following your lead, dude. If we want to talk shits on ourselves. Now you're negative energy. You're not electric anymore. Fuck, dude. All right, all right, all right, all right.

Clown nose in your ass. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, bro. I'm going to put you on a fucking clown nose. Please, dude. I'm going to go back to blogger school. I'm going to fucking link in with fucking H nose I'm going to go back to blogger school I'm going to fucking link in with fucking Hubsnate and Coley and fucking

The whole gang And they're going to write my ship Yeah they should You need a blogger school from John Rich Talking to fucking Casey and Liz And we're going to figure this shit out Casey and Liz Does Liz still work here?

Yes Yes Now cut that out does Liz still work here? Yes. Yes. No, cut that out. No, you cut that out, bro. Don't disparage our tour. I haven't seen her here in like a year. No, no, you cut it out. Yeah, exactly.

And you sit next to her. No, I don't. Well, you don't. I went out to lunch to get lunch with KB, Donnie, Liz, and myself after I'd been here for almost a year. And Liz pointed to me and goes, who's that? She was like, is he with you guys? I was like, I've been working here for a year. Like that sound guy in Cincinnati just sat down at the table.

Which one? Wait, what happened? Remember that at the Super Bowl when that sound guy sat down? You're like, who the table. Which one? Remember that at the Super Bowl? When that sound guy sat down? You're like, who the fuck is this guy? I thought he was homeless. This dude comes in with a fucking ski mask on and sits down at our table. And I was like, yo,

is this guy going to fucking kill us? He kept the ski mask on? Oh yeah, just in the bar. He was eating french fries through it. At the night of the Super Bowl. He was like, chewing the french fries up until they were liquid. He's got those toe shoes on. Yeah, I would assume he had big plans for the big night.

Yeah, dude. I was like, so he's got a bomb on him or something. He's got a pallet of bricks with him, right? We're going to fucking go off right now. He was wearing like skin tight, like no skin showing from like, you couldn't see a single part of his body of skin. He had gloves on. And he had the face mask that Kanye was wearing at the BET Awards.

Yeah, under armor, shirt, skin tight, like, like just like, like fucking underwear. I don't even, what would you call it? Well, now you know how Liz felt. So you couldn't even see his 116 neck tat no all you could see was his eyes and he just comes

and pops a squat at the table damn what's up guys what's up man you just gave him your wallet right away yeah

oh man you guys doing food or just drinks he works there he was the maitre d dude I fucking went to a restaurant this weekend

and uh they had a line for the tip and then they had a line for the maitre d dude I fucking went to a restaurant this weekend and uh they had a line for the tip and then they had a line for the maitre d what is the maitre d like I was supposed to fucking tip the maitre tip the maitre d extra

like the maitre d is like the person he's like the hostess like the person at the front of the house who's like yeah that's like seat your table like no one tips the hostess

like that's that's what the company's job is there was like an automatic tip like pay your fucking employees and then there's like another tip for the maess. Like that's what the company's job is. There was like an automatic tip. Like pay your fucking employees. And then there's like another tip for the maitre d'. It's like for showing me where my table is, dude. Yeah. I would have just picked one.

That shit pisses me off, dude. That's just like an excuse for the company to not pay the employees. And I felt like a dickhead for like leaving it blank. It's like big fat line. Like someone's going to take a picture of it and like put it online. Like, look at this scumbag not tipping.

I try and tip pretty graciously, but like sometimes it's like, dude, like what am I tipping for? Yeah, no, I can't stand the toast iPads at like coffee shops. Yeah.

Like what, how much do you want to tip? Nothing. Yeah. I tip a dollar on my coffee every single day. And they raise the price three times on the coffee. Is that like you're tipping someone who's doing it? I'm talking about this,

like I've had like self checkouts. Yeah. That are asking me for a tip. One thing I never do though. Coffee wasn't even the best example. Like, yeah, people handing you just something prepaid.

Oh, like a store when you're at a store or something. Yeah. i've been to retail stores where they're like at a tip at a retail stores it's like for what because i picked this out all you have to do is move your arm once yeah but that like if you do it at pickup at like a bar if you're picking up food like people will like screenshot that and be like you're fucking dick dude you piece of shit you like give them like a three dollar tip for literally handing your food they didn't wait on you or anything like the equivalent of having like a tip at option like a gas station like a self-service gas station yeah um but one place i don't tip is at the apple store at supermarkets when they're like would you like

to round up and like give and we're gonna give like the extra 63 cents to like homeless kids and orphanages or whatever. I don't tip on those. Cause I like saw on like a video one time that whenever a company's movies, that shit's not going anywhere or like the company already made the donation and they're trying to subsidize, they're trying to make you the buyer, like fulfill what their donation was that they made.

Like they've made a donation and they're trying to make you like get up to it to like match their donation. Yeah. All that shit is fake. Yeah. Like fucking shop right. Or some shit like giving them extra or like CVS giving them like 35 cents. Yeah.

I went to a bar the other day, dude. And this dude was like the bar, like the, the waiter, it was like on Saturday during the day. I went with some of my friends and, uh,

the waiter came out, gave us free shots of whiskey. And then he gave us another round of beers. And then he was like, if you guys pay me in cash, I'll cancel out all those. Like you could, you'd only have to pay for one round of beers. And we'd been there for like an hour. Wait, so weren't you going to pay for one round anyway, if he gave you a free round of whiskey? He gave us a free round of whiskey and then we bought another round of beers. And he's like, I'll cancel out the last round of beers.

And you guys can have the whiskey shots for free. All you have to do is pay for one round of beers. So he was just trying to pocket money? Did you get a second round of beers? Yeah. Okay. And he was like, I'm going to be honest. I'm taking the money.

He was like, I'm just going to pocket the money. That's fucking sweet. And I was like, all right, he's definitely getting like, then I was like, well, what's going to happen if I come here again? They're going to fucking tackle me to the,

like, cause how does he go about that? He's going to be like, oh yeah, those guys just didn't pay. Or if he just doesn't run up, if he's just ordering a random like beers off, like if he's just like,

like Mindy, I need like six cores lights or some shit. And she just puts them up there. She assumes that he's putting it into the system. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, it was weird. Nice guy, though. I mean, it's fucked that the company's probably just like paying him shit.

Or he's just probably making no money. He probably has to do what he has to do. But he just made a lot of money. So you paid him cash? I paid him cash. I paid him like 70 bucks or some shit. He just hates his job? Yeah.

Fuck it. People got to make money how they got to make money. him like 70 bucks or some shit. He just hates his job. Yeah. Fuck it. People got to make money how they got to make money. That's 70 bucks in an hour. So it's a pretty good deal if he's just taking all steady living. Just stealing now.

I respect that. I support it. Yeah. Yeah. Support it. Except it was like a small local bar. So we got to find a way

to steal from Barstool. Yeah. Well, yeah, definitely. I know, dude. We will. Let's just stop putting up the podcast. One merch at a time, dude. I'm just stealing merch

little bit by little, inch by inch. But watch Barstool vs. America Season 2. Yes, Barstool vs. America Season 2 is out. The case race for the Yak is out. Fucking here, bro. Hold this one. No, no.

The case race, it's not out. We're recording that. That'll be out, bro. Hold this one. No, no. The KS race, it's not out. We're recording that. That'll be on Thursday. What else? Huh? Behind the scenes of Neighborhood Eats.

Behind the scenes of Neighborhood Eats. We'll be out on Tokyo tomorrow. Nicest one. Nicest on Thursday. Actually, no, there's a nicest coming out

today on YouTube. So yesterday on YouTube. Go check out the nicest. We have a ton of fucking content. So fucking much content. Shout out out the nicest. We have a ton of fucking content. So fucking much content. Shout out to the mics. Just injecting it into the veins. Shout out to the mics. Shout out to the mics. Nothing is

possible without them, honestly. Facts. I would kill myself if something happened to them. Yeah. No, you don't understand. Clip that. All right. That's just going to incentivize something to happen to them.

It's like, oh, something gets to happen and we get to kill sass? That's fucking perfect. We've actually been needing to free up some money within the company. Someone should have killed themselves by now. We ran the costs and actually the funeral costs less than your next two year salary. With how depressed everybody is at this company, we thought someone would have killed themselves by now, but they're so addicted to the intention. We are going to go for it. We're going to bite.

Yeah. Someone will. But we do love attention so much. All right, guys. Pray for sass. We'll get that hashtag going, too, if you get this far in the episode. I can barely hear you now, dude. Your poor voice.

I can't believe you made it through. People are going to hate these last couple of minutes because of how scratchy your voice Send out that tweet. It's pray for sass. Fuck Roan. Two separate hashtags. Yeah, line it up. Pray for sass.

Fuck Roan. We're giving away free fucking nothing if you put that shit up. So make sure to get that shit trending. We'll see you guys next week. We'll see you guys next week. Even though we're going to be off, you'll have another fucking podcast right here we'll pre-record it all right thank you guys have a happy holidays shit dude i'm not celebrating fourth of july this year after what this

fucking country did that was like a big thing a few years ago